l hate scary movies
l should be studying You know l got a bio due
Baby, did l mention these tickets are free?
Free
Sandra Bullock is playing right down the street
Nobody will pay seven fifty to see some Sandra Bullock shit
Unless she is naked
But you will sit through a movie called ''Stab''?
Adrenaline, Maureen
lt is good to be scared. lt is primal. You know what l'm saying
No, l'm gonna tell you what it is. Okay?
lt's a dumb ass white movie about some dumb ass white girls， ， ，
getting their white asses cut the fuck up, okay?
Yeah, and l suppose Sandra Bullock is miss ethnicity? Right?
No, l'm saying that the horror genre is historical for excluding ， ， ，
the African-American element
When did you get your PHD in black cinema, sister soldier?
Listen, l read my ''Entertainment Weekly'', l know my shit
Yeah, Maureen, l read my ''Black Beat'' too, homey
Are you going to have a all-black movie?Black-cast? All-black wardrobe
Black-eyes peas? Black cats?
Hi, here you go， ， ，
What's this?
''Stab'' souvenirs, studio sent them
And it's white, thanks
Very romantic
So, why does she got to be naked? What does that have to do， ， ，
with the plot of the story her being butt-ass naked
Well, l don't know about the plot but l have got a stiffy
You better loosen up that wrist
Hello?
Hello
Who is this?
Guess
No, really, who is this?
Were you expecting somebody?
No
Bitch, hang the phone up and ''star-69'' his ass!
Who is this?
Who would you like it to be?
l don't like games. Who is this?
Look out back Do you see your boyfriend anywhere?
l don't even have a boyfriend right now
Would you like one?
Give me some money l need to get some popcorn
You got money
l got ''my'' money l asked for your money
What do you say?
Come on. Cat got your tongue?
You know, l don't even know you and l dislike you already
Hey, we're sold out
Hi. Can l have a medium popcorn no butter. And a small diet Pepsi
You got it
That's it l am not going back in there
Come on, you chicken shit it's just a movie
Not it's not just a movie lt's a true story
All these kids got killed a couple of years ago in California
You ass!
l'm sorry, l had to, baby
Why are you playing?
Would you relax?
l don't like being scared l don't like that
Baby, it's just a movie
Besides scary movies are great foreplay
Excuse me?
Let's go see Sandra Bullock
No, Sandra's started already We can stay
Just stop playing so much
Alright l have to go to the bathroom
See you inside
Sorry
Hello?
No, no! Don't do that
Move, move， ， ， Go
Baby, give it up
You came back just in time, it looks like she's just about to get it
Want some popcorn?
lf that was me, l'd be out of there
Here it comes
Hello
Hello, Sidney
Who this is?
What's your favorite scary movie?
Who is this?
You tell me
Cory Gillis, 55501 7 6
Shit
hot flash, Cory
Call criminal offense prosecutor on the penal code 653M
Hope you enjoy the movie
Time to change numbers again
No, it will die off. lt's opening weekend. Let's see how it goes
Okay
You know, Ron
lt's not an easy thing to be accused of a crime you didn't commit
Particularly one as heinous as murder
But how do people treat you now that they know the truth ， ， ，
about your innocence
Most people are good
There are still some that keep a safe distance
which is odd for me 'cause l've always been sort of a people person
You were wrongly accused You were fully exonerated
That and a nickel gets you a cup of coffee
Even that's not true anymore
Certainly with Gale Weather's book and now the movie， ， ，
it sets the record straight for Cotton Weary
One would think Gale has been terrific through all this， ， ，
Hey! Move your ass, you're late
And don't forget about the routine mixer and the Delta Lambda Zeta
l don't think l'll be able to make it, Hal
What! Don't even try to bag you promised me
A vague promise at best
Nobody's asking you to join. lt's a party. Free beer, meet the girls
Hallie, you know me and organized religion
lt's a sorority， ， ，
Worse
Look Sid, lower the walls for the next few days
This self-induced isolation you got going is not healthy
l'm fine
l'm fine. Yeah, l know
l'm fine is stretched tightly across your face
Check out the news
The two Windsor college students were murdered last night， ， ，
during a sneak preview of the new movie, ''Stab''
Police have not released any infor- mation except for the victims names
But a press conference has been scheduled later today
The victims, Maureen Evens & Phil Stevens were both Windsor seniors
Where's Randy?
He's got film theory this morning
Sidney
Did you know the victims?
Did you feel threatened by the murders?
Do you think they'll be more murders?
What can you tell us about the victims, Sid?
We just need one statement
You could say what happened in that theater， ， ，
is a direct result of the movie itself
That is so moral majority
You can't blame real life violence on entertainment
Yes, you can Don't you even watch the news?
Hello? The murderer was wearing a Ghost mask
Just like in the movie lt's directly responsible
No, it's not. Movies are not responsible for our actions
lt's a classic case of life imitating art, imitating life
This is not a hypothetical lt's not about that
l had biology with that girl This is reality
Thank you, l agree with you
Let me tell you about reality Mickey
l lived through this, okay?
Life is life lt doesn't imitate anything
Come on, Randy. With all due respect the killer obviously pattered ， ， ，
himself, after two serial killers who have been immortalized on film
Thank you
Are you suggesting that someone is trying to make a real life sequel?
Stab 2? Who would wanna do that Sequel's suck
Oh, please, please. By definition alone, they're inferior films
Bullshit generalization. Many sequels have surpassed their originals
Oh yeah? Name one
''Aliens'' Far better than the first
Yeah there's no accounting for taste
Thank you. Ridley Scott rules Name another
Aliens is a classic, okay
''Get away from her, you Bitch''
l believe the line is ''Stay away from her, you Bitch''
This is film class right?
Whatever, you know what l mean
Another， ， ，T-2
You got a hard on for Cameron
A big one
Wait a second the first Terminator is historical
''Sarah Conner'' ''Yes''
Alright, alright ''House 2'' the second story
The entire horror genre was destroyed by sequels
l got it by the way, l got it
The Godfather Part 2
That's very good An Oscar Winning Exception
Alright, that's enough That will be a wrap
The sequel discussion to be continued
So, Mister Originality how would you make it different
l would let the geek get the girl
Three hundred people watching and nobody did anything
They thought it was a publicity stunt. For Christ's sake
And it would have been a good one too
lt's starting again, Randy
lt's not Shit happens at the movies
People get robbed, shot maimed, murdered
The multiplex is just very dangerous place be these days
You're in extreme denial
And you should be too This has nothing to do with us
Randy. A guy in a Ghost mask hacked up two people， ， ，
in a movie theater telling our life stories
Coincidence
You know what happened in Woodsboro Randy. You can't ignore it
l know Sid. l don't wanna go back there again
Can't we just go back to our pseudo-quasi happy existence?
Hello Derek, how you doing?
Sid, l've been looking everywhere
l heard, you weren't in class
Yeah, l know. l couldn't take all the ''that's her'' looks
ls there anything l can do?
You have any tricks to take us back to a pseudo-quasi happy existence?
You know l just might have one for that
Oh yeah, what is it?
That was pretty good
Get a room
They're threatening what? Are you kidding me?
lt would be stupid to pull this movie
All this free press, they're going to have huge numbers this weekend
lt'll break box office records
Consider it done
Miss Weathers! Hi. l'm Joel the affiliate sent me
l'm the new cameraman
You got experience?
Yeah, l'm local but l shot the Bingo Finals. Almost got an award for that
Alright. Listen Joel this is how it works
l point, you shoot
You stay focused and fast on your feet. And we'll get along fine
You're playing with the big boys now. You got it?
Got it. Got you covered. l'm all over it. Don't worry， ， ，
about a thing. How hard can it be? You point & l shoot. l'm there
Excuse me, Miss Weathers? Could l have a minute
No， ， ， Just one second?
l know you probably get this all the time
But l just wanted to say that l'm such a big fan of your work
l just finished your book. l couldn't put it down. lnsightful, probing
l just really really loved your book
Thank you
l'm a writer myself. l write for the local paper for The Post Telegraph
Debbie Salt
l took your seminar in Chicago last year
l was the one in the front row asking all the questions
l thought you looked familiar
Thank you Can't wait to see the movie
You know, you must be getting quite a lot of flak on that. Right?
W/ all the violence & cinema issues What is your position going to be?
No comment
lt would be such an honor for me lf l could just get a quote， ， ，
from you for my story
Alright, begin quote
Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. End quote
What are you doing here? Do you think these murders are connected?
What's your theory on these murders? What's your feeling on this?
Can l have your attention
My name if Chief Louis Hartley
Chief Hartley
Hi, Gale Weathers author of the Woodsboro Murders
Do you think the killer will strike again?
We have no evidence that this is a serial killer
l'd like to read from a， ， ，
Can you tell us of any precautions that you are taking?
First of all, we think it's just an isolated incident
And we will be caring out many possibilities
Oh my God, this is huge
Do you have any suspects?
Sidney, look, it's Gale Weathers
What?
starring in the Gale Weathers Press Conference
based on the book by Gale Weathers
Soon to be a major motion picture starring Gale Weathers
Be kind, she saved our lives
She had calf-implants
Chief Hartley, do you have plan on giving the town a curfew?
l'm gonna get closer
So that's her?
Yeah
Hello girls, enjoying yourselves?
Hello, Sister Lois Sister Murphy
Hi, Sidney
This must be flat out hell for you How are you holding up?
l manage
lt's weird, isn't it? To think this fuss is all because of you
l mean not directly. But in some six degrees of Kevin Bacon way
Are you going to bring your friend to our little martini mixer tonight?
l have a lot of work to， ， ，
We'll be there
Good, Because Sid we have our eyes on you
You hang in there, and if there is anything we can do， ， ，
the Delta Lambdas are very sensitive to your plight
Yeah ， ， ，Bye
You going to start to dress like that when you get in?
That's not going to happen
The Delta Lambdas are the biggest bunch of fucking ， ， ，
l'm pledging Delta Lambda thank you
Oh my God
Who's that?
Dewey?
What are you doing here?
l was worried about you
l heard about what happened l was on the next plane
Can we talk?
Yeah, yeah
Are you okay?
l'm fine, Dewey
Or was， ， ， Things were okay Until now
The theater's going great. l got my first starring role,open in two days
That is great
Yeah, l'm loving it And l've got some great friends
And l'm seeing someone
Nice guy, pre-med no apparent psychotic tendencies
l was just worried
Look Sid, if there is some freaked out psycho trying to follow in ， ， ，
Billy Loomis' footsteps
You probably already know him Or her
or them
They're probably already in your life
They get off on that
l just want you to be careful, Sid.
You think l don't know that
What am l suppose to do?
Cut everybody off crawl under a rock? What?
Just watch out Keep an eye out
l'm going to talk to Chief Hartley and the local police
l'm going to just hang around l want to make sure you're safe
lf that's alright with you?
Yeah
Hey, you okay?
Who was that guy?
An old friend
Deputy Dewey. Woodsboro's finest What's he doing here?
He's worried Our surrogate big brother
Nothing like a funeral to bring the family together
l'm going to go say Hi
Chief Hartley said the girl was stabbed seven ， ， ，
Drop it
Hello, Sidney, how are you?
Hi, what do you want, Gale?
l was hoping l might get a few words with you
Cotton ， ， ，
Hi, Sidney
Here we are at Windsor College where Sidney Prescott has just， ， ，
be united with Cotton Weary for the first time since she wrongly， ， ，
accused him of murdering her mother
What the hell are you doing?
We want to know how you feel?
Tell us everything that has happened Looking back on the last two years
Sidney, l'd just like to say that l forgive and forget
Just like you, l'd like to get back on with my own life
Do you have any comments?
You bitch
Sidney, share with us please
l'll share with you
Okay, okay, okay
Did you get that on film?
Yes, l got that on film
Sid? Wait, wait where's she going, Gale? Sidney?
Where's she going?
Gale, l thought we had an official interview. What's going on?
She didn't know?
That was cold ， ， ，
You need to check your conscious at the door, sweetie
We're not here to be loved
Gale, you promised me ten minutes of national coverage
You'll get your ten minutes when l get my God damned interview
Don't walk away from me, Gale l'm still ， ， ，
Gale, l did my part
Joel
Dewey. What are you doing here?
Why don't you just leave her alone
Hasn't she been through enough?
And my name is Dwight
l'm just doing my job, Dwight
No matter who gets hurt in the process
Who got punched here, again
l don't condone violence but maybe you deserved it
Page thirty-two
Deputy Dewey filled the room with his Barney Fifish presence
You read my book
Yes, l do read, Miss Weathers
Dewey, don't take it so seriously lt's just a character in a book
Page forty-one Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience
Don't you think you're overacting just a little bit?
No, what l think is you're a money-hungry, fame-seeking ， ， ，
and forgive me for saying mediocre writer
who has a cold storage shed where her heart should be
No offense intended
Dewey, l never meant to imply， ， ，
How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle， ， ，
form of manipulation used to lower people's expectations thereby， ， ，
enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any given situation?
l'm sorry
l don't know what else to say Except, l'm sorry
No. l'm the one that's sorry l misjudged you
Now, if you'll excuse me l have some oozing to do
One more thing. Nice streaks
l am not a sorority pusher
l just think despite its trivialities
it's a life affirming, mentally stable healthy environment for you
Look at this place
l think you're talking your psych- major a little too seriously, Hallie
l'm fine
That's beginning to become your theme song. l'm fine
Yeah, fucked up, lnsecure Neurotic and Emotional
Sidney, you made it
Hi. No l really mean that, Hi
Do you girls want a drink?
Actually, we'll get it ourselves
l love those guys, are they still together?l haven't seen it in 3 weeks
No, they broke up again Sarah, found out that
Bailey slept with Gwen She dumped him like two episodes ago
l wish she'd get her shit together
Hold on, someone's calling
Omega Beta Zeta
Hello
Yes?
Who is this?
Cici. Who's this?
Who do you think?
Ted? Where are you are you drinking?
Hold on
Ted's on the other line He sounds drunk, l'll call you back?
That shit only calls you when he's drunk. Don't go over there, Cici
Alright, alright l'll call you back
Okay Ted, you sound loaded What's up?
Who's Ted?
l'm sorry. My bad ears l thought you were someone else
That's okay. l am
Who are you calling for nobody's here
Where is everybody?
We're co-sponsoring the Acid Rain Mixer at the Phi Gamma Alpha tonight
Why aren't you there?
l'm sober sister l have to be here
in case a drunk sister calls and needs a ride
That's too bad
Drink with your brain That's our motto
Who are you calling for?
What if l said, you?
What if l said goodbye?
Why would you wanna do that?
Why do you always answer a question with a question?
l'm inquisitive
Yeah, and l'm impatient Do you want to leave a message， ， ，
Do you want to die tonight, Cici?
Omega Beta Zeta
So was it Teddy?
No, it was some creep asshole trying to scare me
lt's the movie STAB lt's bringing out the crazies
Shit
What is it?
l heard a noise
Where?
Upstairs
Shit
Hello? Hello?
Kill, kill, kill. Die, die, die
Stop it
l can't believe you're alone in that house
l don't think l'm alone
l'm out of here
You're breaking up. Where are you?
Outside
Don't panic, sweetie Call Campus Security
Okay
Campus Security
Hi, l'm calling from
Can't hear， ， ， Hello? Hello? Can you hear me now?
Hello? Shit
Campus Security
Yes, l'm calling from ， ， ，
l can't hear you. Hello?
l'm calling from the Omega Beta Zeta house. Someone's harassing me
Shit
Jesus, Dawnie, you scared me
l'm sorry. Did anyone call for me?
What are you doing here?
l live here, remember?
l just thought you were going to the mixer
Yeah, l had to change So l'll be out of here now
Omega Beta Zeta
Cici there?
Who's calling?
lt's Ted
lt's your ill-conceived boyfriend
Okay, l'll see you later And don't forget to set the alarm
Hello, Ted
You wish it was Ted Don't forget to set the alarm
Hello?
No! No! Please! No!
Everyone thinks Sororitys are about blowjobs, but it's not true
We only promote safe condom sex
We're about love respect and responsibility
Harmonica style is okay, right?
Yeah
Cocktails?
What took you so long?
And you know Derek is a Delta Lambda big brother
And we like to keep it all in the family
You girls have really given me a lot to think about. Thanks
lt's working
Hey baby, wanna dance?
l'd love to
With that tall wide shouldered Fraternity boy
That hurts
Empire Strikes Back Better story, improved effects
Not a sequel. Party of a trilogy completely planned
l like those little furry things
Ewoks， ， ，They blow
How you doing? Good
Are the Twits being nice to you?
Painfully nice
l take it will not being pledging Delta Lambda Zeta
l think not
Crushed
Hey guys! Something is up at Omega Beta Zeta. The Police are everywhere
Hurry
What a way to break up a party
Shit l should have brought my drink
So it's definitely not suicide
Thank you
Gale, Hi. You're just getting here?
lt's not good lt's a single victim. Sorority girl
l've got to go. l've got a deadline
Joel, let's go
ln a minute
lt's happening again, isn't it?
You would love that, wouldn't you?
Better hurry, Gale you might get scooped
Move it, Joel
Yeah, l have to be honest with you
l'm not cut out for this. l was brought here to do an interview
Not see ''Faces of Death 1 4?''
Do not fuck with me
Come on, get your jacket Let's get you home
Yeah
Are you about ready?
Almost
Hello?
Hello Sidney, Remember me?
What do you want?
l want you, it's show time
Then why don't you show your face you fucking coward
My pleasure
Derek
Sidney
Derek
lt's me! lt's me! Are you okay! You okay?
Derek, don't
Sid
Dewey
The killer's in there, and Derek
Are you alright?
He went that way
Sidney, get in here
ls everything okay?
He got me. He got me
Apply pressure to it
The Police are on their way
Thanks for your cooperation
Hallie, l'll be with you in a few minutes, okay?
No problem
Easiest interrogation of my crime filled life
l'm going to go get a cup of coffee You want?
You want some, Sid?
How you doing, are you all right?
Not at all
You know, l knew this was coming l knew this wasn't over
You are not alone, Sid
We're all here for you Alright. Whatever you need
Poor girl
l know, it's crazy
Derek could have been killed you know
But he wasn't. He's fine
He just need to realize that the 90's are no time to play hero
Why did he go back into that house anyway?
l went around to the back of the house, and ran into Sid there
That's when she told me the killer was inside. So l went into see， ， ，
You're lucky there is no nerve damage
You're going to have to take it easy though
So then you went back inside the house
Yeah
No struggling he just cut you and ran away?
You're lucky he didn't kill you
Yeah, it's awfully convenient
Say what?
Nothing. lt's just a shame he got away so easily
lt's just a shame you got there too late
Right after he disappeared
Yeah, it is
We have three victims
Maureen Evens, Phil Stevens
Cici Cooper
ls Cici the girl's real name?
No, it's Casey. Casey Cooper
As in Casey Becker?
Excuse me?
She was a young victim in Woodsboro
As well as her boyfriend Steven Orth
As in Phil Stevens
Maureen Evens. Maureen Prescott
that's Sidney's mother
Do you think someone's trying to duplicate Woodsboro?
lt looks like it
l think you have a copycat on your hands, Chief
Jesus Christ， ， ，
What are you doing to keep Sidney safe?
l've got my two best detectives guarding her
Do these guys have to follow you around everywhere?
We're attached at the hip
How l am ever going to get you alone?
To be honest, Derek, l think it would be best to， ， ，
your interest to stay as far away from me as possible
Hope that was a off the cuff remark that holds no sub-text what so ever
Actually, l mean it
Look at you, you already got hurt
l don't want to see that happen again
l'll take my chances
Derek, l'm serious This is serious
You are concerned with my personal well being. And not with ， ， ，
trusting me or anything. Right?
Like l said, l just don't want to see you get hurt
And l don't want to see you get hurt. Okay Sid?
Take care, Miss Weathers
Dewey
Chief
Hi, l'm headed over to admissions to do some leg work, You game?
l'm not here to write a book l'm here to help Sid
l wanna help her too
And help myself, of course
Come on, Dewey Smile just once, please
l'll smile when l catch the killer
Gale, Hi
What about Sidney's father? Has he been ruled out as a suspect?
He's out of the country on business that sounds a little fishy.
l'm not here to do your job Mrs Salt
What about this ex-cop Dewey Riley? Kind of strange that he showed up
What's he doing here?
Dewey's a good guy Unlike some of us
Really?
lf the killer is repeating what happened in Woodsboro
lt could be quite possible that killer could be from Woodsboro
Derek, do you think Sid would let me interview her for my documentary
Didn't she turn down ''Primetime Live'', ''20-20'', and ''Dateline''
But for you, yeah
Drop it
l've been thinking about his whole murder thing
Have you checked out Randy?
What!
l know he's an innocent victim the first time around
But he's a little off You know what l'm saying?
Come on, Randy? The guy is harmless
That's what they said about Damher
Guys, keep it down, come on
What's up, Sid?
How's it going?
Where's the Secret Service guys?
Over there
And which one is Kevin Costner?
The one on the right is Officer Richard
He is a Capricorn Divorced, father of Two
And the one on the left is Officer Andrews
He is a Gemini Single, but l think he's Gay
Derek, a penny for your thoughts?
This morning l woke up with this feeling
l didn't know how to deal with
And so l just decided to myself l'd hide it to myself
What is he doing?
Tom Cruise, Top Gun 1 986
Derek, don't， ， ，
Don't do this
l think l love you
lsn't that what life is made of?
Though it worries me to say l've never felt this way
l think l love you! So what am l so afraid of
l'm afraid that l'm not sure of A love there is no cure for
l think l love you lsn't that what life is made of
And though it worries me to say it l've never felt this way
Believe me, you don't have to worry
l only want to make you happy
And if you say, hey go away! l will
But l think l'd better stick around and love you
Until you find happiness
Let me ask you, do you think Do you really love me?
Because l think l love you
Come on, people let's show a little love
Don't worry, Sid
l know things are a little crazy
lsn't that a big, Frat faux-pas?
Yeah, that is a big no-no
See, you're not suppose to give your Greek letters to your girl
No shape, way or form
The Brothers are gonna kick his ass But it's tradition
lt's tradition
lt's good luck lt will protect you
So tell us about this part you're getting rave reviews for
l play this girl, Sidney Prescott
Who discovers her boyfriend is a crazy serial killer
who also killed her mother the year before that
So what kind of research did you do for the part?
l read the book， ， ，
They get Tori Spelling to play Sid
And they cast Joe-Blow Nobody to play me
At least you get David Schwimmer
l get the guy who drove Jane Seymour's stagecoach ， ， ，
in one episode of Doctor Quinn
Let's take a peak at the movie， ， ，
Billy, you scared me what are you doing here?
They let me go Sid l didn't do it. l'm innocent
l know
Why won't you let me touch you?
Look, l've been going through a lot lately, Billy
Sid, l think you just need to deal with that and move on
When my mom left my dad, l accepted it.That's the way the cookie crumbles
Moms leave
Yeah, your mom left town. She's not buried in the cemetery somewhere
My mom's dead and she's never coming back. Ever
Stupid
l love scary movies
l'll wait for the video
Okay, let's get down to business
The way l see it someone's out to make a sequel
You know, cash in on all the murder movie hoopla
So it's our job to observe the rules of a sequel
Number one the body count is always bigger
Number two, the death scenes are always much more elaborate. More， ， ，
blood, more gore. Carnage Candy Your core audience just expects it
And number three， ， ，
lf you want your sequel to become a franchise never, ever， ， ，
How do we find the killer, Randy? That's what l want to know
Let's look at the suspects
There's Derek the obvious boyfriend Hello Billy Loomis
The guy's pre-med and his pity-me service wound
conveniently missed every major vein and artery
So you think it's Derek?
Not so fast
Let's assume the killer or killers have half a brain
He's not a ''Nick at Night'' re-run type of guy
He wants to break some new ground Right?
forget the boyfriend lt's tired. Who else do we got?
Mickey The freaky Tarantino film student
But if he is a suspect So am l. So let's move on
Let's not move on Maybe you are a suspect
lf l'm a suspect, you're a suspect
You have a point
Okay, let's move on
Hallie
Sid's roommate?
Serial killers are typically white males
That's why it's perfect. lt's sort of against the rules, but not really
Mrs. Voohies was a terrific serial killer
And there's always room for Candy Man's daughter
She's sweet. She's deadly She's bad for your teeth
Come on, Randy These kids are your friends
Who do you think is the killer?
How about Gale Weathers?
Gale, a killer?
Why not?
She's vicious enough
She's an opportunist
lsn't it conceivable She's planning her next book
That's what reporters do Dewey. They stage the news
No, Gale's a lot of things but Gale's not a killer
Just because you're sweet on her
l'm not
Please, this is me talking, Randy
The unrequited love slave of Sidney Prescott
l know all about obsession
and pain
And you've got your love scar to prove it
And so do you
Man, what is with that limp anyway? 'Cause you were stabbed in the back
Severed nerve
Look, Gale's no killer
Okay, okay, whatever you say
But if she's not a killer she's a target
Joel, let's get some establishing shots
Gale, can we talk for a second?
What is it?
Look, l'm a little confused here l mean, with your track record
Why would you want to be here when the killer strikes again?
l mean granted, l should have read your book. Before l took this job
But, l'm reading it now, and whoa
l read what happened to your last cameraman
The guy got gutted
Now me? l would do what any rational human being should do
Which is get the fuck out of here
First of all, he wasn't gutted l made that up
His throat was slashed
Gale, gutted-slashed the guy ain't in the union no more
lt's a job, Joel
And like every job there's a few drawbacks
You're a professional cameraman You've got to act like one
Yeah, but l want to report the news l don't want to be the news
Besides, ''Brothers'' don't last long in situations like this
This is national television
Think about it This is a big chance for you
The story is monumental Don't you want to be a part of that?
Come on, l need you l cannot do this without you
Good, come on Let's get some work done
Yeah, let's go get killed
We've been through this before
You know what l think of your potential as an actress
l know it's just that with the murders
And the movie, and my life
l do know how difficult it is for you
Gil, l just don't think l can do it
The battle for the soul is fought in the forum of the art
You're a fighter Sid That's why you're here
That's why this is your major
Yeah, l'm a fighter
l didn't hear that
l'm a fighter
l don't believe you
l don't
l'm a fighter
Okay
So at the risk sounding like a college drama teacher
if you have pain around this type of material, use it
This is your role, Sid
Cassandra is one of the great tragic visionaries of literature
She saw it all coming
The wars, the murder, the madness
She knew she was cursed
lt was her fate and she embraced it
None of us can avoid our fate But as an artist， ， ，
you can honestly face it and fight it
You're good
There's no understudy l'm desperate
You can do this
Okay, everybody gather around third act, one last time
Cue the music
Behold the dreaded fate of Troy
That once stood proud and light upon the hills of Sparta
Now shrouded in the deathly smoke of ruin
Her royal children picthed from her walls
Her people driven through her ruins
And now, alone in Fate's cruel isolation stands Cassandra
Her kingdom, family and friends
driven to the gate
No crime against God or man have l committed
Save to speak the truth
And each hideous vision born from my mind has come to pass
Troy has fallen
Not by my hand, or wish
But as l foresaw
So now, Fate's vengeful eye， ， ，
is fixed ， ， ，on me
Tell us O Cassandra
where has the sweetness of life gone?
What stays fate's hand from striking now at three?
Alright, hold it
Hold it
Everyone take five
Sidney?
Sid. Your escort has arrived
Derek, how long have you been here?
l just got here. ls everything okay what's going on?
What happened to Mickey?
We swapped. He had to edit
You get me instead. What happened?
Derek, don't， ， ，
l just l need to be alone right now. Okay?
Being alone is not the answer, Sid
Yeah, l think it is l need some distance
Well, do l get a say in this?
No
l guess l'm supposed to be understanding
Yeah
You got it
Alright, let's just assume that the killer is repeating Woodsboro
Yes?
l have to call you back
That doesn't explain Sidney's attack
Sidney wasn't killed in Woodsboro
lt wasn't for a lack of trying
The killer is trying to finish what was started
Sid is under protection, right?
Yeah
What?
Tell Bob l'll call him back
When did she start smoking?
Ever since those nude pictures on the lnternet
lt was just my head lt was Jennifer Aniston's body
Anyway, you're forgetting something
ln Woodsboro, there were more victims before the home stretch
Tatum, my cameraman, Himbry
Time out. See l don't need to be hearing about no dead cameraman
Now l'm warning you guys, l'm a verb away from vacating these premises
l'm gonna go get me some coffee, donuts, Prozac
See if l can find some crack special K, Eggs
l'll be back when you guys start talking about something little， ， ，
more ''Save By The Bellish'' Alright?
He seems a little shaky
Don't worry about him
lf the killer is following a pattern
then maybe we can figure out who is next
That wouldn't follow the pattern we were all involved in Woodsboro
lt could be anyone of us
Okay so what do you want to do, Bonehead?
You just want to sit here and wait for who drops next?
l don't know, phonehead
Gale's not here
l'm not interrupting anything, am l You three look deep in thought
Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh ， ， ，
and scrape the bone beneath?
lt's him
Who?
The killer! He can see us
Just keep him on the phone
What do you want me to say?
l don't know. Just keep him talking. Come on, Gale
What are we doing?
Look for somebody with a cell-phone
So, what's your favorite scary movie?
You'll never find me
What do you care let them have their fun
So, what's up?
What's your favorite scary movie?
Show girls. Absolutely frightening
What's yours?
Sorry， ， ，
What's your problem?
Wait, let me guess The House on Sorority Row?
Dorm that dripped Blood? Splatter University?
Graduation Day? Final Exam?
Am l close?
Closer than you think
Too slow you Geek Do you want to die?
ls that the best you can do?
Because Billy and Stu were much more original
Who's this?
Gale Weathers author of the Woodsboro Murders
Who?
Okay, he's got to be around here someplace
He's just playing with us
White male suspect nine o'clock
My clock or your clock
Your clock. Go around the back
Why are you even here Randy? You'll never be the leading man
Fuck you
No matter how hard you try you'll never be the hero
And you'll never ever get the girl
Shit! Sorry， ， ，
Wrong guy, dead boy
Oh yeah? Let's redirect mister
''l'm so original''
What the hell are you doing?
Sorry, Beg your pardon
Where's your innovation?
Why copy-cat two High School looser-ass dick heads
Stu was a pussy-ass wet rag
And Billy Loomis! Billy Loomis! What the fuck?
Jesus! What a rat-looking homo repressed mama's boy
Why not set your goals higher You want to be one of the big boys?
Manson? Bundy? OJ?
Where's Randy?
l don't see him
Randy
What's going on?
Who broke my window?
Did your computer just freeze?
You have an instant message that's all. Just hit Alt-M
Yeah, but l'm not signed on
Someone here in the library all the terminals are connected
He's here
Get her away from the computer Sid, it's probably just a sick joke
Wait right here, okay
Sid, are you okay?
Cotton?
Can we talk for a second?
This isn't a good time
Come on Sid, you sent me to prison
lt's been over a year for you you can give me two minutes
Cotton, l'm sorry. Everyday l'm sorry. l don't know how to apologize
Don't be sorry, sorry-shmory. l have a solution to all our problems
What are you talking about?
First of all, forget Gale Weathers
She doesn't get it. She doesn't see the story between you and me
She wouldn't see the story if it smacked her in the side of the head
Which brings me to my point Who calls me out of the blue?
Diane Sawyer. Believe me Sid l was as shocked as you are
lf you and l go on the air together She will give us the entire hour
We are talking Prime Time, Sid You, me and Diane Sawyer
Cotton, l can't
lf this is about money lt's not like we're not getting paid
$1 0,000 dollars each
Not to mentioned what l got going on the side with the #900 number
l know. You don't like the press
l know that and l respect it But Sidney
lt's Diane Sawyer. Hello?
She's a class act. This could be some very, very heavy exposure
l'm sorry
Look, between the movie, & the book People know the truth
Let's get on our lives There's been enough exposure
Why would you want anymore?
Why? l don't know, Sidney
Maybe because l fucking deserve a little exposure
Come on Sidney, you drag my name through the mud
Everybody thinks l'm some kind of Psycho killer
& all l'm asking for is one little fucking Diane Sawyer interview
To maybe give my side of the story straight
l don't think l'm being unreasonable in that request. Do you honestly?
l'm sorry, Cotton, but no
You are sorry
l bet you're real sorry, Sidney
What's your angle, Sidney?
Lovable and fucked up Sidney Prescott
Everybody's favorite little victim
What are you doing?
Jesus! l'm not Billy Loomis
she killed him, he's dead, remember?
Run it by me one more time Will you?
Why did you attack Sidney Prescott
There was not attack We were talking, very heatedly
Miss Prescott and l have a very complicated past
l didn't think that was a crime
No, but homicide is
Then book me. Book me
Okay? Look l don't know about homicide
But you defiantly got me for raising my voice in a public library
We're dealing with four murders here. You watch your mouth
lt shouldn't have been Randy lt should have been me
l should call his mother
Sid, l already made that phone call
Are you okay?
Stop treating me like glass, Dewey l'm not going to break
lt's okay to break
lt's not going to happen
You better hope your alibi is air-tight
Could l please remind everyone here that l'm an innocent man
Don't you watch TV ''Current Edition''
That was a very insightful program On which it was made abundantly， ， ，
clear that l'm an innocent man
So until you find me standing over a dead body with a knife in my hand
l think you better treat me with the rights and privileges
accorded to every citizen in this country
ls there some problem with the word innocent
l don't know lt's a big one, Chief?
What's going on?
We're going to let him go
Why?
We don't have anything on him
Sign here
Gale
enjoying the show? Cops are funny
What do you think you're doing?
Waiting for my 1 5 minutes of fame You can understand that, can't you?
Don't do anything stupid, Cotton
You were so instrumental in my freedom
You're not having character doubts now, are you?
Sidney, if you change your mind ， ， ，
Come on, take a hike
Sorry about that. What a creep
We're going to take you somewhere safe, Sid
Yeah, where's that?
l don't know But l'll be there with you
We should get going
Take you by the dorm and you can pack some things
We've issued a campus lock-in this evening
No one is allowed out after dark. Okay.
Who's doing this, Dewey?
lf not Cotton, then who?
l don't know, Sid but l'll find him
Any leads, Gale? Do you think the killer will come after you?
How does it feel to be on the other side of the news?
Cotton! Are you still a suspect?
lt's all been a huge misunderstanding
Cotton have you been officially released?
Gale, hold on a second How about a photo?
No? You look great
How you holding up, Gale? lt must be scary， ， ，
knowing somebody's out there waiting, watching, enjoying all this
How does that make you feel?
Look, local woman! l know you hold me up as your career template
And it give you some sort of charge to challenge me
But give it a rest
You're right. l'm sorry
lt was, the wrong time. l'm sorry
What's going on?
Let's see, for starters they impounded my van
it's now an official crime scene Thanks to you
Here is your footage
Enjoy. See ya wouldn't want to be ya
Joel, l need you
No, you need to have your head examined
l feel bad, Dewey
l feel really bad
l never say that because l never feel bad about anything
But l feel bad now
ls this just another brilliant Gale Weathers Performance?
There's no cameras here l just want to find this fucker
l really do
Me too
Can l give you a hand?
What's in here?
Just some crowd footage that Joel shot
Wait a minute
lf the killer really is watching and relishing every minute
Then he would be here on these tapes, right?
At each crime scene
lt's worth a look
Definitely worth a look
This way
Dubbing room
editorial. Video archive
lt's locked
Can you pick it?
That would be breaking and entering
No shit
There's got to be a VCR around here somewhere
What's in there?
Now we're getting somewhere
Perfect
Let's start with this one
Sorry
l'm sorry
Did l hurt you?
No
You're a money hungry, fame seeking
and forgive me for saying mediocre writer
who's got a cold storage shed where her heart should be
No offense intended
You're cute when you're angry
l was being rude
Dewey, l'm sorry
l never meant to hurt you
Really
l should be studying you know l got a bio， ， ，
Dewey
Sorry
That's not my footage
Fuck you
No matter how hard you try you'll never be the hero
And you'll never ever get the girl
Wrong guy, dead boy
Stay here
Dewey, don't!
Dewey
There's no one there
Fuck
Gale! Gale?
Gale
No
So， ， ，
Listen, Sid
Wait up
She's fine
l'm her therapist
Bye, Derek
We better get going
When this is all over
l'll still be here
You! Prepare to Die
You gave up your letters
So romantic
Totally so Greek
That's cold
Who do you love, baby! Sidney
Did you say my Omega Kappa Beta brothers?
No, l said Sidney
So where you taking us anyway?
lf we told you we'd have to kill you
Don't ask, don't tell
Out of the car, you fucker
Get down back there
Pull it over, you son of a bitch l'll blow your fucking head off
ls he dead?
l don't think so
No, he's still breathing
ls he dead?
Oh God, l think so
How you suppose to get out of here?
We are not, it is a cop car
Help me with this We're jammed up against the wall
Oh my God
Don't， ， ， Sid ， ， ，
God, l hate this shit
Oh my God, don't do that again
Through the window
Shit
lt's jammed, you're going to have to go through the front
No fucking way
Hallie. Do it， ， ，Hallie, do it
Okay, that's good
Come on, let's go
Hallie
What?
l want to know who it is
No, Sid, come on, please
l'm going back
Look, look, stupid people go back Smart people run
we are smart people. So we should get the fuck out of here
Hallie, l'm sick of running
lf we know who it is it's all over
We can just get the police
Yeah, and when we come back he'll be gone
lt will only take a minute l have to
Sid, no Sid, come back
Sid, come back
Shit
What?
He's gone
What?
Gale?
Get away from me
No, no This isn't want it looks like
l found Dewey. l tried to help him
Gale! Wait! Gale
Shit
Help me
Give me the phone
l was in the middle of a story
l have your God damned story
What's the matter?
Operator, this is an emergency get me the police
What's happening?
The killer is Cotton fucking Weary
Cotton Weary?
Hello?
Hello!
Hello?
God. Derek
Derek
Thank you, thank God, Sid
T thought l was going to be up there until opening night
Shit. Who tied these? We have to get out of here
Brothers got me, Sid
Derek, he's after me He killed Hallie
What are you talking about?
The killer. He's here
Where?
Right here
You're fast, Sid
Get me down
l wouldn't do that if l were you
You really want to trust your boyfriend?
Don't you know history repeats itself. Sid
Mickey
Surprise, Sidney
What the fuck?
Since Derek here disappeared on my ass
l've been on my own all the fucking night
Thanks a lot, partner
You mother fucker! Sid, he's crazy
You know me better than that
Sid, l've got to have a partner
l couldn't possibly done this alone
Derek
No, Sid. No， ， ，
lt's okay, Derek. We got her
Sid, he's lying
Sid! l'm telling you, Sid. Untie me
Boyfriend, killer? Boyfriend, killer?
Sid, the man is lying! Untie me Sid, untie me
What do you think, Derek? Sidney experiencing some dejavu?
l am going to fucking kill you Fucking kill you
You are dead! Dead!
l'm so sorry
l never would have hurt you
Never
You should really deal with your trust issues, Sid
l mean, poor Derek
He's completely innocent and such a nice guy too
He's bright, funny and handsome
Decent singing voice and he was going to be a doctor
This was the kind of boy you'd like to take home to Mom
lf you have a Mom
Fuck you
Oh! So vulgar
Billy let you talk to him this way?
Billy was a sick fuck Just like you
No, Billy was a sick fuck who tried to get away with it
Mickey is a sick fuck who wants to get caught
Yeah! l've got my whole defense Planned out
l'm going to blame the movies
Pretty cool, huh? lt hasn't been done before
You see this is just the beginning A prelude to the trial
That's where the real fun is.'Cause these days it's all about the trial
Can you see it? Effects of cinema violence on society
l'll get Dershovitz Cochran to represent me
Bob Dole on the witness stand in my defense
Hell, the Christian Coalition will pay my legal fees
lt's airtight, Sid
l'm an innocent victim
You're a psychotic
Yeah that will be our little secret
People love a good trial
lt's like theater they're dying for it
Now l've worked hard to give the audience what they want
That's what Billy was good at He knew, it's all about execution
Yeah? you are forgetting our thing about Billy Loomis
What's that?
l fucking killed him
Sid. You got a Linda Hamilton thing going
No, no, it's nice. l like it
Now who's doing that!
Could that be the mystery guest waiting in the wings?
Told you l had a partner, Sid Surprise cameo just for you
Gale
Mrs Loomis?
What?
Billy's mother
Nice twist, huh? Didn't see it coming, did you?
lt can't be l've seen pictures of you
Lose sixty pounds and a lot of work later
lt's called a make-over You should try it
You look a little tired there yourself, Gale
So you two were in this together?
Yeah, had to have financing Tuition's expensive
Deb' there, my backer
We met on the lnternet Psycho-website
classifieds
There's only an estimated 97 active serial killers in the country today
So Mickey here was quite a find Definitely one on the way up
All he needed was a little guidance and nurturing
As only a mother can do
Told you this was going to work
Wait till the trial lt's gonna rock
Mickey there's not going to be a trial
Gale
Two birds. One stone
Mickey was a good boy
but my God that old blame the movies motive
Did you buy that for a second?
Poor boy was completely out of his mind
And you're not?
No. l'm very sane
My motive isn't as nineties as Mickey
Mine is just good old fashioned revenge
You killed my son
And now l kill you. And l can't think of anything more rational
You're never going to get away with this
Of course l will
Everything is traceable back to Mickey
lncluding the cop-gun he used to kill everybody
But let's just suppose you had gotten hold of the other cop's gun
You chased Mickey and there was a big shoot out. Big scuffle
And you shot Mickey Killed Mickey dead
But not before he got off one shot at you
Okay. Have l covered everything? Are there any questions?
Any comments? You know what though
Who gives a flying fuck anyway
Let them try and track down the second possible killer
Debbie Salt doesn't exist
You're as crazy as your son was
What did you just say?
Was that a negative disparaging remark about my son? About my Billy!
No, Billy was a good boy
Billy was perfect you did a bang-up job, Mrs. Loomis
lt's not wise to patronize a woman with a gun, Sidney
Randy spoke poorly of Billy and l got a little knife happy
l was a good mother
You know what makes me sick
l'm sick to death of people saying that it's all the parent fault
That it all starts with the family
Want to blame someone? Why don't you blame your mother?
She's the one that stole my husband And broke up my family
And then you took my son
You don't know what it is to be a mother
To raise a child To teach him! And guide him
And abandon him
lsn't Mickey supposed to be dead?
Don't you fucking move God damn it
Cotton
Okay, okay. Everybody slow down
l have had a very very bad day
& l would like to know exactly what the fuck is going on here! Sidney?
Cotton, meet Billy Loomis' mother she's the killer
What?
And who's that?
The other killer, Mickey
Okay
Look, Cotton
Shut up
So， ， ，Hi
You're not Debbie Salt, are you?
You're not with the Post Telegraph?
No, but l can still help you Cotton
You don't need her Let me killer her
As long as she's alive, you're never going to be the lead story
That's what you really want lsn't it, Cotton?
lf you really want the spotlight Just let me killer her. Right now
Then you're the only survivor You're the star
She sent you to prison for a year
Personally l think it's rather poetic
No, Cotton, don't you listen to her
lt's quite a predicament here isn't it, Sid?
Cotton
l mean she makes a good point
Let me think about this. Maybe you should too. l will bet you that， ， ，
Diane Sawyer interview is looking real good right about now
Consider it done
That was intense
Hey, Sidney， ， ，
l want you to know that l would never ever do anything to hurt you
Cotton, give me the gun
Yeah. Okay. Sure. Take it
Sidney, we should probably talk about what exactly happened here
Get our stories straight?
Can somebody get me out of here
Gale. Are you alright?
l've been shot, of course not
Give me your hand, Gale
Jesus Gale, you scared the crap out of me
There isn't anybody else down there is there?
No
So much for reporting from the trenches, huh?
Shut up, Cotton
How bad is it?
Bounced off my rib
Jees, Gale you have more lives than a cat
Give me one of those?
ls she dead?
l don't know. They always come back
Just in case
That about wraps it up, Chief
Okay, Frank
Take it easy, you've got a couple broken ribs there
Gale. You alright?
Joel?
l'm back
l was thinking maybe we could get the scoop like in the old days
You're Gale Weathers at Windsor College
We have a live one here
Dewey
l can't believe you are alive
Are you okay?
Gale
You hang in there
l'm coming with you
Can you tell us what you saw?
Can you tell us what happened in there?
Sidney, can you tell us how it feels to be a hero?
Talk to Cotton
He's the man you want to interview He's the hero
What happened in there? Why are you a hero?
Details, please
Look guys, no one wants to give you this story more than l do
Unfortunately, there's time and a place. lndeed a price for everything
So feel free to call me
Come on, Cotton Tell us something
l'll tell you one thing
lt'll make a hell of a movie Thank you