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今晚,我戴了顶小帽 Tonight, I wear a hat.
詹姆斯戴了顶小帽 James wears a hat.
理查德躲到了矮墙后面 And Richard is behind a low wall
谢谢. 大家好, 非常感谢大家. Thank you. Hello and thank you so much, everybody.
谢谢, 谢谢, 欢迎. Thank you. Thank you and welcome.
你们也许还记得,上周,我们请詹姆斯测试了 一辆令人热血沸腾的沃克斯豪尔 Now, last week you may remember we asked James May to test an exciting, fast Vauxhall
结果他却测试了一辆慢如乌龟的菲亚特 and he ended up reviewing a slow, small Fiat.
这一周,我们让他前往弗罗里达洲, 去测试一款新型的电动车. Well, this week, we asked him to go to Florida and try out a new type of electric car.
我们苦口婆心地跟他说 詹姆斯,这一次千万别再跑题了 We said to him, "James, this time, can you try to stay on topic?"
就是它了,名字叫菲斯克 卡玛 Here it is - it's called the Fisker Karma,
它看上去美轮美奂,这点无需争论 and let's not be having any debate, it looks fantastic.
但这也是事出有因 But maybe that's not surprising,
这辆车的生产商不是寻常的工程师创办的 而是一名设计师 because the company that makes it was set up not by an engineer, as usual, but by a designer.
这名设计师的作品包括阿斯顿马丁 V8 Vantage和宝马敞篷Z8 He was responsible for the Aston Martin V8 Vantage and the BMW Z8 roadster,
自然 他是一位玩设计的好手 so obviously he knows his way around a pencil.
而我们感兴趣的不是它的外形, 而是掩盖在这华美装扮下的内核 But it's not the looks we're interested in. It's what goes on underneath that bodywork.
跟多数电动车一样,在这下面是一大堆的电池 As with most electric cars, underneath here is a great big slab of batteries,
把插销插到你家里,或者办公室里的电源 and you can plug those into a socket at your house or your office
电池就可以充电了,不过充满也仅仅能跑50英里 and recharge them and then you have a range of 50 miles -
这续航里程不太理想,是吧? which doesn't sound very good, does it?
不过我只需要拨动一下这个操纵杆 But then, if I just touch this lever here,
引擎盖下的那台2L汽油引擎就被激活了 I engage a two-litre petrol engine, which is under the bonnet.
和普通的混动车,比如丰田普锐斯,不同的是 But unlike, say, a Toyota Prius, the engine isn't connected to the wheels.
这台引擎没有和驱动轮相连 而是用来驱动发电机 Instead, it drives an electricity generator.
此时,仪表盘告诉我续航里程仅剩9英里 At this point, the display is telling me I only have nine miles of range left,
普通的时候我就会想 天啊,能不能开到呢..? and normally I'd be going, "Oh, God, will I make it?"
不过现在我清楚,只需轻轻一触 甚至是等待系统自动切换 But no, because I know, with the touch of that paddle, or even leaving it to its own devices,
汽油引擎就能够输出更多的电力 the petrol engine will make more electric.
那么它是由电动机驱动,不过车上载有发电机 So, it's driven by electric motors, but it has its own on-board power station.
你也许在想,这种概念我好像在哪儿听说过 You might be thinking you've sort of heard something like that before.
你确实听说过 Well, you have.
没错,就是我们的神车 "姐夫"·锤头-i-鹰之力 (详见第14季第2集) Yes, I'm talking about the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust,
它也自带了一台车载发电机 which, I might point out, was also fitted with its own electricity generator -
而那已经是两年前的事了 and that was two years ago.
这点需要用最严厉的措辞来指出 There is no polite way of putting this.
很明显,菲斯克公司肆无忌惮地 Fisker have, very blatantly, brazenly, I'd say -
抄袭了我的远航程电动车的设计知识产权 copied my idea for a long range electric car.
尽管它的外形不是杰瑞米用锤子锤出来的 Except they didn't have theirs styled by Jeremy,
不过技术是一模一样的 but the technology is exactly the same.
这些证据,我的律师将在不久的将来一一阐明 As my lawyers will be making very clear quite soon.
我承认,它比"姐夫"的做工质量更强 Admittedly, the Fisker is much better built than the Eagle i-Thrust
而且它可能是全世界政治立场最正确的一辆车了 and it's probably the most politically correct car on earth.
它的顶篷上装有太阳能面板 It has solar panels on the roof, because in the car,
因为车内的一切设备都会消耗来自电池的电力 all this stuff here runs off electricity and that would drain the battery,
不过太阳能面板能输出类似于低电压的电路 but that can produce a sort of low-voltage circuit, if you like,
用来驱动收音机,卫星导航,内饰灯,iPod that can drive the radio and the sat-nav, interior lights and your iPod,
甚至于用来识别智能车钥的电子系统 and even the little system that recognises this key -
它们的能源都来自于太阳! that's being powered by the sun.
这仅仅是个开始而已 And that is just the start of it.
我测试的是"Eco-Chic"型 (大意为又环保,又有型) This version I have here is called the Eco-Chic -
没错,名字就叫那个 they have actually called it that,
因为它涵盖了很多听上去合乎道德伦理的材料 because it embraces a lot of very right-on and ethically-sound materials.
比如说, 金属漆里的闪粉 For example, the glitter in the metallic paint
是由回收的玻璃碎片制成的 is made with ground-up minute particles of recycled glass
在车内, 木制面板全都是来源于 and on the inside, we find a piece of wood trim that is only taken
毁于森林火灾或是倒于狂风暴雨中的树木 from trees that have been burnt down in forest fires or felled by storms
它也没有上漆,因为大自然间从未有过油漆 and it's not varnished, because there is no varnish in nature.
而这些在玻璃里面的树叶呢 - These glass inserts have in them a fossilised leaf -
来自大自然中飘落的树叶,而不是摘下来的 a leaf that has fallen of its own accord, not plucked.
还有,车内的所有布料看起来都很新潮 And all of the interior fabrics are very, very funky
更重要的是,全车不含动物的皮毛 and most importantly, there are no animal products in there at all.
整个车里唯一的动物就是我了 The only animal product in this car is me,
所有的这些都会让这位老兄的生活幸福美满 all of which ought to keep this chap here very happy indeed,
不过有人跟我说,如果我再接近它一点 and yet I'm told if I go any closer than this,
它还会把我的腿咬掉 he'll still probably have my leg off...
看看这些动物们多么没有感恩之心! Which just goes to prove that animals are ungrateful.
如果这辆菲斯克车还能再靠近大自然一点 Basically, if the Fisker was any more green,
它就会成为日本捕鲸船的猎物了 it would be chaining itself to a Japanese whaling ship.
不过我很喜欢坐在这辆车里 菲斯克是一个很优雅的藏身之所 But I like being in it. It's just a very nice place to be, the Fisker -
它让你意识到, 到处铺皮毛来显示尊贵已经是陈词滥调了 it makes you realise that just putting leather on everything is a terrible old cliche
古罗马蛮人才会玩那一套 it's what the Romans would have done.
更重要的是,我也喜欢驾驶它 And on top of that, I like driving it.
它的操控非常出色 It's a nice-handling car, this.
它不是莲花或是法拉利458 It's not a Lotus, it's not a Ferrari 458,
它是一辆GT,一辆驾驶感丰富的长途GT房车 it's a GT car. It's a GT car for long journeys, but that's nice to drive.
尽管它的车载电池意味着它重达2.5吨 And even though its arsenal of batteries mean it weighs 2.5 tonnes,
不过它的表现一点不赖 it does shift along
0-60m/h加速只需要6秒多一点 The car will do 0-60 in just a tad over six seconds.
极速不高,只有时速125英里 It doesn't have a very high top speed - only 125mph -
不过重点在于电动引擎能够输出强大的扭矩 but the point is, electric motors produce excellent torque -
1000磅英尺的扭矩,比布加迪威龙还多 1,000 pound-feet, in fact, which is more than a Veyron.
我很欣赏电动车,它有种宇宙飞船式的低鸣声 I love electric-powered cars, just the sort of slight whining spaceship noise.
现在要说说它的价格了. 所有的电动车都相当昂贵 Now, the price. All electric cars are expensive,
8万6千英镑的菲斯克自然也不例外 and the Fisker - at 86,000 - is no exception.
这也就意味着它只能对上家财万贯的车迷的口了 This means it'll appeal only to the well-heeled petrolhead,
既然我在弗罗里达,我就去拜访了这么一位 so since I was in Florida, I went to see one.
你好啊,詹姆斯老兄. 哪阵风把你这只鸟吹到这片林子里来啦? Hello there, James, me bonny lad. What brings you to this neck of the woods?
没错,就是AC/DC乐队主唱,布莱恩·约翰逊 Yes, it's AC/DC frontman Brian Johnson.
我想这辆车是我看见的第一辆 It's the first car I think I've ever seen that actually looks like
和设计图相仿的一辆车 the drawings that you see before they come.
嗯, 这车很好看, 不是么? Yeah, it's good-looking, isn't it?
它看起来的确美丽动人 It really is a cracking-looking jam-jar, look at the state of that!
-想开开看么? -当然! Do want to try it? Absolutely!
-你想试开我的吗? -嗯! -好吧. Do you want to try mine? Yeah! All right, then.
额... 我的可是与众不同 Well... Mine's different.
太奇妙了! Fantastic!
这是一辆1928年4.5升勒芒版宾利 This is a 1928 Le Mans-bodied 4.5-litre Bentley.
布莱恩真的每天都开这车代步 Brian really does use this every day -
他会开这辆车去超市买牛奶. he uses it to go down the shop for a pint of milk.
加把力,老哥! 它的潜力无穷! Go on, me son! Born to do it!
尽管我的换挡是一塌糊涂, 我还是非常享受生活在历史之中 Despite the mangled gear changes, I was very much enjoying living in the past.
我感到我在慢慢长胡子了! I can feel a moustache growing!
天呐,这灼热转向油的味道真是太醉人了 God, the smell is tremendous. Hot castor oil.
甚至有些把我醉倒了 我感觉开到目的地的时候我就该拉肚子了 Well-known laxative, I'll have diarrhoea by the time we get there.
然而,布莱恩不太适应生活在未来 Brian, however, wasn't coping so well with living in the future.
噢,天啊,发生什么事了? Oh, Christ, now what happens?
电池快没电了,老天爷啊 I'm getting near the bottom of me battery level, oh my word.
是吧..这个..我是不是该采取点什么措施..我靠 Right, now... And... That means I have to do something, and I'm... Bugger.
到底是什么东西啊? What the heck is that?
我在尝试听从詹姆斯的指示, 不过他的指示就如同泥一样混乱 I'm trying to follow James's instructions, which were as clear as mud.
你看他竖着大拇指开走了! There he goes, flying by with his thumb up!
他在那儿享受人生,而我却在研究这破电脑 He's having a whale of a time and I'm trying to figure out this computer thing.
很快,基迪乐队有名的小帽哥想要回他的宾利了 Soon, the famous Geordie hat model wanted his Bentley back,
但在我们告别之前 我提出要让他看看AC/DC真正的潜力 but before we parted, I offered to show him what AC and DC can really do.
我已经启动运动模式,也就意味着当我起步的时候, I've put it in sport mode - that means as I pull away,
这辆车所有的电力都会传到驱动轮, 达到最强的加速效果 every bit of electricity available to this car goes to maximum acceleration -
1000磅英尺的扭矩输送到后轮 1,000-pound-feet of torque in the back wheels.
黄灯,黄灯,黄灯... 绿灯! Yellow, yellow, yellow... Green!
约翰逊的起步不错! Johnson makes a good start!
不过我会后来居上! This could take it!
给力啊,你这小家伙! Come on, you little bugger!
女士们先生们, 恐怕那辆老宾利已经成为 我后视镜中慢慢变小的一点了 I'm afraid Thunder Guts is a bit of a dwindling speck, ladies and gentlemen.
-孩子,好玩儿不? -相当好玩,不过老实说我感到有些懦弱了 Did you enjoy that, me son? I did, although to be honest, I felt a bit cowardly.
你玩得没我开心,我向你保证. Not as much as I enjoyed myself in this, I'll bet you.
你的车在我后视镜看着很英烈 Tell you what, your car looks heroic in my rear-view mirror.
不过看起来也太小了点 But also, I'm afraid, quite small. Yes!
-好像要下雨了 -的确下雨了 But it's starting to rain. It is, isn't it?
而我没有车顶. 额,我有, 但要45分钟才能打开 And I don't have a hood. Well, I do, but it takes 45 minutes to erect.
-我会在那边等你 -在对面等我 See you back down the other end. See you back down the other end.
谢了各位. 现在要搞你这个傻X货了 Thanks guys, for that. Got to start the BLEEP now.
-梅! -干嘛? -你脑子有什么毛病啊? 你又跑题了! May! What? What's wrong with you? You've done it again!
你本应去测试那台菲斯克 结果你居然跑去开摇滚巨星的宾利了! You're supposed to be driving a Fisker, then you're in a Bentley with a rock star!
下周,詹姆斯会评测一台萨博, Next week, James is reviewing a Saab, OK,
然后拍到一半,他会去和菲尔格·萨基潜水 (北爱尔兰歌手) and halfway through, he'll break off for a spot of scuba diving with Fergal Sharkey.
-说说那辆"菲斯特"... -是"菲斯克", 是K不 是T (Fister:用拳头爆菊) Can I just... The Fister, right. It's Fisker - it's a K. It's a K.
-我就以为这名字真蛋疼嘛! -继续节目吧! I THOUGHT that was a stupid name! Let's just move on!
菲斯克. 让我先解释清楚 Fisker. Can I just clear it up?
以前有传统的全电动车,像日产Leaf或者G-Wiz You have the traditional all-electric car, like a Nissan Leaf and a G-Wiz,
-只有电池,你要充一整晚电,是么? -嗯. now that's just batteries and you have to charge them up at night, yeah? Yes.
然后是那种傻X混合动力,像丰田普锐斯 Then you have stupid hybrids, like the Toyota Prius,
-就是普通的车加一个电动马达增加动力,是么? -嗯. which are normal cars that have electric motors for a bit of extra power, yeah? Yes.
那这菲斯克是什么? So the Fisker is... What?
它事实上是一台汽油车, 但在一台普通的汽油车里 It's actually a petrol-engine car, but in a normal car,
引擎通过变速箱和驱动轴等等 you get the power from the engine to the back wheels
将动力输送到后轮驱动轮 through a gearbox and a shaft and so on,
而这辆车你用发电机和电动马达 on this one you use the generator and the electric motors.
我很不理解 I'm lost.
它能够更有效率地获得燃油中的能量 It's a more efficient way of tapping the energy in the fuel.
所以这车能够比一台400马力的GT车加速还要快 That's why it accelerates like a 400hp GT car,
但耗油量只有... but it only uses as much fuel as a...
我不明白它的原理 I don't understand how it works.
要是我能给你讲清楚， 我的智商就下降到你的级别了 I can't dumb it down to your level, cos I'm scared of heights.
本质是能源,你用能源来启动车轮 Listen. It's energy, you use it to drive the wheels.
用那系统你能获得更多效率 You get more of it by using that system.
经常有人会搞不懂,他们会说电动能源... People get confused. They talk about electric energy..
-告诉他这是魔法就行了 -是魔法 Just tell him it's magic. It's magic.
这是神奇电动小精灵 It's magic electric pixies.
早这么说不就完了? That's all you needed to say.
不过那不是正确的工作原理 That's not how it actually works.
我懒得管 I'm not bothered, actually. I am not interested.
做新闻吧 Let's just do the news.
现在,有些高职官员提议 There are proposals in the corridors of power that
任何通过驾驶考试的人在头几年上路的时候 anyone who passes their driving test must be accompanied for the first few years on the road
必须要有一个有经验的25岁以上 未醉酒的老司机陪着 by an experienced, sober person who is over 25.
你有点能看出为什么他们认为这是好主意 You can kind of see why they think it is a good idea.
这是我听说过的最傻X的主意. 我花了17年开车接送我的女儿 a stupid idea, the stupidest. I have spent 17 years ferrying my daughter about.
上个月她拿到驾照 Last month she passed her driving test,
所以现在轮到她接送我了,特别是送我去酒吧 which means it is her turn to ferry me about, specifically to the pub.
如果她送了我去酒吧,而我喝酒之后 她又不能把我送回家,这有什么意义呢 What is the point if she gets to the pub and can't run me home if I have had a drink?
事实上比那还复杂. 她根本没办法一个人去酒吧去接你 It is more complicated than that. She could not drive to the pub on her own.
所以她要认识一个比她老的男友 So she would have to get an older boy friend.
爸,见过我男朋友基思没,他53岁! Hello, Dad, have you met Keith, he's 53!
你那么高兴干嘛? Why are you looking so excited?
-他跟一个少女一起来的耶 -你是她的"经验驾驶员"么? He has brought his teenager with him. Are you her experienced driver?
-这太尴尬了 -想象他就是"经验驾驶员" This is embarrassing for you. Think of him as an experienced driver.
政府应该承认,没有了这些少年 government ought to recognise that without the young people
在车里胡闹,我们赢不下不列颠之战 who tear around in cars we would not have won the Battle of Britain.
-这是事实 -这的确是事实 That is a fact. That is a fact.
青少年,他们就睡觉和扯淡,他们就会这些 Teenagers, they sleep and tear about, that is what they do.
还有他们做爱比我们多,不会变胖,不会宿醉 And they have more sex than us. They don't get fat or have hangovers.
基本上我们这些老不死的基本就是吃喝等死了 Basically everybody else, the rest of us are just old and bitter.
-年轻真好 -政府不该说 Young is better. Young is better and the government should not say
孩子要有大人监护开车 children should have older people,
政府应该直接告诉我女儿,"去酒吧接你爹去." they should just say to my daughter, go to the pub and pick up your dad.
凯迪拉克发布了一辆概念车, 这就是了, 它叫CL Cadillac has made a concept car, and here it is, it's called the CL.
外观碉堡了. 这车有一个V6双涡轮. It looks astonishing. It's got a twin-turbo V6,
他们说这是凯迪拉克的本质 and they say it is going back to their roots.
它会在你下车之后晃整整5个小时? What, so it will rock for 5 hours after you get out of it?
有一个400岁佛罗里达女人在车里面么? Does it have a 400-year-old woman from Florida in it?
这是关于庄严,辉煌,和规模 It is about grandeur, splendour, scale.
这车长达19英尺(约5.8米), 而只有50寸高(1.3米). 这车很长,很低,很瘦削 It is 19 feet long, enormous. It is only 50 inches high, long, low and mean.
他们造的是个基座吧? They have built a plinth.
是的, 但这车搭载了一个雪茄盒 Yes, but it comes with a cigar humidor.
什么!? 在美国?! What, in America?
这就在沙特阿拉伯发布一辆带迷你酒吧的车 It is like saying there is a new car for Saudi Arabia with the mini bar.
用熏猪肉做引擎盖,并销往以色列 One for Israel, the bonnet is made of bacon.
没人在美国抽雪茄 Don't smoke cigars in America.
不过样子的确很不错 It is a magnificent looking thing.
几年前,法拉利发布了599XX,这里有张照片 Now, a couple of years ago, Ferrari brought out a car called the 599XX.
这挺不平常的,因为它的售价要1百万英镑 It's slightly unusual, this, because it cost you a million quid,
但你不能带它回家,法拉利留着 but you couldn't take it home with you - Ferrari kept it.
你也不能把它开上路,因为这货上路不合法 Nor could you drive it on the road, even if you wanted to, cos it's not road legal
而且没法拉利的允许你也不可以卖掉 AND you couldn't sell it without Ferrari's permission.
你唯一可以做的就是给法拉利打电话说 "你可以带它去去这个那个赛道么" The only thing you could do was ring Ferrari and say, "could you take it to such-and-such a track",
跑几圈,然后他们收回来 have a couple of laps on it then they'd take it away again.
-真有人买这货么? -有, 30人. Yeah, did anyone actually fall for this? Yeah, 30 people.
30个人说"这性价比太高了,我要一辆." 30 people went, "that's a good deal. I'll have one of those."
现在,法拉利对这30个人说 And now, Ferrari are saying to these 30 people,
"如果你再给我们20万英镑,我们会为这辆基本上 不属于你的车安装一个尾翼" "if you give us another 200,000, we'll fit the car you don't actually have with a rear spoiler."
-20万英镑? -20万英镑,只为了那片尾翼 200,000 pounds? 200,000 pounds for that rear spoiler.
-这是什么做的? -尾翼材料 What's it made from? Spoiler material.
这是那种特别的尾翼,当然你是不懂的了 It's one of those special, well - you won't know -
就是DRS尾翼,就像F1那种 (DRS:可移动尾翼,直线减少阻力) it's a DRS spoiler, like you get in Formula 1.
我知道DRS是什么,他们不是卖沙发的吗? I know that, they sell sofas.
这种尾翼会根据你是在过弯还是直线来开关 It opens and closes, depending on whether you're going round a corner or down a straight.
这30个人究竟是什么人啊? Who are these 30 people that bought those things?
我要他们的电邮地址, 因为我想卖一个钟 I want their e-mail addresses, because I'd like to sell them a clock.
-什么钟? -这钟很大,像一座塔,坐落在伦敦 What clock? It's really big, it's like, on a tower, in London,
在国会大厦旁边,不过我可以卖给他们 next to the Houses of Parliament, and I can sell it... (大本钟)
-他们可以把钟带回家么? -不,不可以,但这是他们的钟. Can they take it home? No, they couldn't take it home, but it'll be their clock.
好市场营销. Good marketing.
噢,不. 来了. 准备? 待命, 各位. Oh, no. Here we go. Ready? Standby, everybody.
今天真高兴,因为今早我试驾了新款911 Exciting day today, because this morning I had my first drive in the new 911.
这车棒到不行 And it's a very good thing.
这没啥新的,理查德. 这不是新的 It's not new, Richard. It isn't new.
-这就是新的! -不是 It is new! It isn't.
就是! 那就是新款911 It is! That's the new 911.
好吧,我们这里有一张老款911的照片 Okay, right, we've got a photograph here of the one before. Wow.
再看看这款之前的 And let's have a look at the one before that. Wow.
再之前的 And the one before that.
虽然那是蓝色的,但他们都完全一样 That one is blue, but they are all exactly the same.
它们外观相似,但如果你理解这个概念, They look similar, if you can get your head around that concept.
这是完全全新的911,而且这车非常好 It is an entirely new 911, and it is a very good car.
我开过,搭载的引擎很好 I drove it, it had a very good engine.
-听起来不错啊! -不过转向简直是垃圾. It sounds brilliant. The steering was rubbish.
-一点不垃圾! -他们究竟干了什么? It's not rubbish! What have they done to it?
它革新了,这车首次搭载了电动转向 It is different, it's electric for the first time.
所以他们安装了电动助力转向, 然后这车就毁掉了 So they put electric power steering on and ruined it.
-他们搞砸了 -只是没那么911而已.. They have ruined it. It's less 911.
这不就结了! There you go.
-你同意那转向是垃圾中的战斗机么? -的确很可怕. 我和你立场相投 Would you agree the steering is rubbish? It is awful but I agree with you.
它很出色! 转向一点也不吓人, 只是感觉不再像是一台911 It is brilliant. And the steering is not appalling but it does not feel like one any more.
如果你把传统911的转向感觉剥去, 你基本就剥夺了911的一切 If you take away a 911's steering feel, you've taken away everything.
就是有点像... 有没有人记得,几年前 我们把"福尔地旅馆"一剧卖给了美国人 It's a bit like... Does anybody remember, we sold Fawlty Towers to the Americans, OK?
美国人做了美国版的福尔地旅馆,不过观众反响平淡 They were going to remake it there and couldn't make it gel with audiences
他们的结论是有一个角色的效果不好 结果猜猜他们把哪个角色撤掉了? and they said one of these characters isn't working, so guess which character they got rid of?
-赛贝尔? -也不是马努埃尔 -马爵? Sybil. Not Manuel. The major!
是福尔地! Basil!
为了福尔地旅馆在美国的收视率,他们把主角福尔地踢走了 保时捷就是这样 They got rid of Basil Fawlty, so that Fawlty Towers would work in America and that's what they've done.
他们把能让这车独一无二的东西去掉了 They've killed the thing that made it unique.
好吧,新闻时间结束 So that is the end of the news.
继续节目. 通常情况下,当新款法拉利上市的时候 我们会把它在我们的赛道上测试一番 So, moving on, normally, when a new Ferrari is launched, we test it on our track,
不过对待这辆新款的法拉利FF,我们决定要挑战一下极限 but with this, the new FF, we decided to push the boat out.
于是我们决定把它带到全世界最大的 So we decided to take it to the largest,
也是最专业的测试赛道 most advanced automotive test facility in the world,
阿尔耶普鲁格 Arjeplog.
阿尔耶普鲁格曾经是瑞典的一个产矿的小城 Arjeplog used to be a small Swedish mining town,
坐落于欧洲仅剩的一片广阔大陆之中 slap-bang in the middle of Europe's last great wilderness.
不过自从1980年代,它已经被汽车厂商用作冬季乐园 包括奔驰,大众,丰田 But since the 1980s, it's become the winter home of Mercedes, Volkswagen, Toyota,
通用,福特,菲亚特,标致和雷诺 General Motors, Ford and Fiat and Peugeot and Renault.
不管你开的是什么车,它都很可能是在这里调校过的 Whatever you drive, chances are, it was developed here.
这个小镇的常住人口只有普普通通的3千人 Ordinarily, the population of this little town is 3,000,
不过每当雪季来临时,9千名汽车工程师空降于此 but every year, as the snows begin to fall, 9,000 car engineers descend on the place
来确保下一年的新车在零下30摄氏度的极端条件下 to make sure that next year's models start, stop, steer and continue to work
依然能够起步,停车,转向,并保持稳定 even when the temperature falls down to -30 degrees.
那么我们把这匹意大利烈马带到这里来要做什么呢? So why have we brought this fragile thoroughbred here?
原因很简单 - 它是第一辆配备四轮驱动的法拉利车 Well, that's simple - because it's the first Ferrari ever to have four-wheel-drive.
也就意味着你可以开着它到一片冻湖上的赛道上撒野 This means you can take it onto the test track, which is on an enormous frozen lake.
好吓人.. Ooh, scary.
冰雪漫天飞,天地任我行 And when you're there, you can do this.
我在满赛道地划圈 I'm pulling shapes, I'm pulling shapes now.
我知道我曾经比这享受过更多的乐趣 Now, I have had more fun than this in my life, I know I have,
我只是记不得是什么时候了 I just can't remember the moment when that was.
通常时候,就算在雨中驾驶一辆 6.3升650匹马力的法拉利V12都算是奢望 Normally, you wouldn't dream of driving a 6.3-litre 650 horsepower V12 Ferrari, even in a light shower
法拉利车就应该是在法国胡安莱潘海岸 穿着名师设计的无上装比基尼来驾驶的 they're for cruising around Juan Les Pins in your carefully designed topless swimsuit.
不过这辆车,你可以与它一同前往圣莫里茨去滑雪! But this? You can take this to San Moritz!
也可以品鉴拿破仑白兰地,而不消润湿双唇! Drink Napoleon brandy without getting your lips wet.
我现在在冰面上,而且没有牵引力控制系统 I'm on ice! I've got the traction control off
现在时速是100英里,没错 and I'm doing 100 miles an hour. Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
而且归功于它的四轮驱动系统,我一点事都没有! And thanks to the four-wheel-drive system, I'm fine!
老实说,我"算是"伤无大碍 Although actually, I'm only sort of fine, because, if I'm honest,
因为这辆车的特性很怪异 this thing does have some slightly odd characteristics.
它相当的..急性子,而且.. It's so... Darting and... Aargh!
抽动的厉害 God. This is very twitchy.
现在是完全的直线,不过看看我需要用多少方向盘来转向 It's a dead straight line, but look how much steering I'm having to do in this thing.
我在不断地调整油门和转向 I'm endlessly adjusting the throttle, endlessly sawing away at the wheel
只为了让它不致于原地调头 just to try and keep pointing in the right direction.
它的车感奇异的原因就是法拉利别具一格的四轮驱动系统 The reason it feels odd is because Ferrari's four-wheel-drive system
和我们所见过的四轮驱动系统都完全不同 is unlike anything we've ever seen before.
我现在很可能听起来像是詹姆斯梅在讲课 不过请耐心听完 I'm going to sound like James May now, but bear with me.
在一辆普通的四轮驱动轿车里 In a normal four-wheel-drive car,
引擎经变速箱把动力输送到装在这里的传送箱里 the engine sends its power through the gearbox to a transfer box, mounted somewhere here.
它会把动力分配 That splits the power.
部分动力被输送到后轮轴 Some of it goes down the shaft to the back wheels,
部分动力被输送到前轮轴 some of it down the shaft to those at the front.
很显然,通往前轮的驱动轴的位置是在引擎下方 Obviously, the shaft going to the front has to go underneath the engine,
也就意味着引擎的位置要被抬高 which means the engine has to be raised.
而法拉利却认为,如果要把引擎抬高 对燃油经济性不利,对外观风格设计不利 Ferrari say that if you raise the engine, that's bad for fuel economy, bad for styling,
对操控不利,对很多它们认为很重要的方面都不利 bad for handling, bad for everything which they say matters.
所以在法拉利FF里面,引擎后部的动力输送到后轮 So in the FF, the power going to the back wheels comes out of the back of the engine
引擎前部的动力输送到前轮 and the power going to the front comes out of the front.
也就是说它要装上两台变速箱 This means it has to have two gearboxes.
因为前轮动力的变速箱规格很小 Because the one at the front is only very little,
它只能调控引擎总动力的20% it can only ever handle 20% of the engine's power
如果你进入第五档,前轮变速箱完全失去功效 and if you go into fifth, it shuts down completely.
这一大堆废话的直接效果就是 What it all means though, is that for the first time ever,
史上第一次,你可以用一辆法拉利这样耍宝 you can do this with a Ferrari.
不过这法拉利无限纠结的解决办法真正值得吗? But is Ferrari's very complicated solution really worth it?
宾利也许会提出不同意见 Bentley would argue that it isn't.
这是新款宾利 欧陆GT This is the new Continental GT.
它比韦恩 鲁尼的座驾更轻巧,灵活,更有运动感 It's a lighter, nimbler, sportier version of the car Wayne Rooney drives.
取代了他的车上那款巨大的,饥渴的,沉重的双涡轮W12引擎 Instead of the massive, thirsty, heavy six-litre twin turbo W12 engine in his car,
这一款配备的是渺小的双涡轮4升V8引擎 this has a positively microscopic twin turbo four-litre V8.
他也配备一套传统的四轮驱动系统 It also has a conventional four-wheel-drive system,
那么这就说明这辆宾利的引擎如同飘在天上 so does that mean the engine's in the sky
而整个车会不断地晃动,就像是大象在沙滩气球上乱滚一般吗? and the car wallows about like an elephant perched on a beach ball?
让我们拭目以待 Tell you what, let's find out.
目前为止,很难看出为什么法拉利 Right now, it's very hard to see why Ferrari has gone to
纠结了那么久来改造四轮驱动系统 all the trouble of reinventing the wheel,
因为老实说,这种传统的四轮驱动 操控起来也不像是在操控一个自然历史博物馆那样沉重 because... if I'm honest, this does not handle like the Natural History Museum.
对于宾利这么一名拳击手来说,它的表现太出色了! For a big, old bruiser like this, it's good.
我从来没对宾利欧陆情有独钟,不过我很欣赏这一款 I've never been a fan of the Continental, but I'm loving this.
它的引擎声也很棒,听起来很野蛮 Makes a good noise as well - a dirty, dirty noise.
粗鲁之声 That is a rude sound.
这里的两辆车看起来非常的相似 So what we have here are two cars that appear to be very similar.
两辆都是激情的红色,都有两个车门,四个座位和四轮驱动 They're both red, they both have two doors, four seats and four-wheel-drive -
不过差别也是不少的 but there are some differences.
一辆车是男低音 One sings baritone,
一辆车是男高音 one sings tenor.
宾利的内饰很简约,经典,优雅 The interior of the Bentley is simple, classical, elegant.
法拉利的内饰就是一团糟 The interior of the Ferrari is a mess -
所有的按钮都装在方向盘上 all the knobs are on the steering wheel,
转速表在副驾驶前面 there's a rev-counter in front of the passenger
多数的仪表令人看不懂 and most of the dials make no sense at all.
奇怪的是,法拉利的实用性更强 Weirdly though, the Ferrari is the most practical.
它的后备箱比雷诺 风景的还要大 It's got a bigger boot than a Renault Scenic
如果把后座折叠 and if you fold the back seats down,
车内空间足够装得下滑雪板 it's long enough to accommodate what pass these days for skis.
话说回来,法拉利要价22万7千英镑 比宾利整整多了十万英镑 However, the Ferrari is 227,000 - that's 100,000 more than the Bentley.
速度方面呢? So, what about speed?
第二天,我们在冻湖上开辟了一条1/4英里的直线加速赛道 Well, the next day, we carved a quarter-mile drag strip into the lake to find out.
如果这是干燥的柏油路面,法拉利会把宾利踢得满地找牙 If this were a dry piece of Tarmac, the Ferrari would monster it.
它有650匹马力,宾利只有500匹 650 horsepower, this has 500.
法拉利扭矩更大,车身更轻. 轻得多得多 Ferrari has more torque and it's lighter. Much, much lighter.
优秀的牵引力控制系统为宾利贡献了一个傲人的起步 Yes, traction control working well for a blinding start for the Bentley.
天啊,宾利领先了! Oh, my word, it's in the lead!
加油啊,老宾利! 加油! Come on, Bentley, come on!
车身在晃动,而且法拉利杀过来啦! Ooh... Getting a bit wobbly now, and the Ferrari's coming!
我拿它的动力毫无办法,不过它也开始摆尾了! Oh, no, I can't deal with that power. Oh, he's got tankslapper on! He is wobbly.
比我想象的要接近很多! But it's closer than I thought!
那么在直线上,法拉利更快 In a straight line, then, the Ferrari is the quickest,
不过赛道表现呢? but how would they compare on a circuit?
要想比较这一点,我们自然需要一条赛道 幸运的是,我们手上就有这么一条 Well, to find out, we need a track, and luckily, we have one -
因为你看见的是用推雪机推出来的 because what you see here, bulldozed from the snow,
一条毫厘不差的英国银石赛道的复制品 is an inch-perfect replica of Silverstone.
科普赛弯,F1赛车能够全速通过 而我的时速只有47英里,而且还严重侧滑 Copse, flat-out in a Formula 1 car, I'm doing 47... And I've got a big slide on.
加油! Come on!
来到卡佩尔弯 卡佩尔弯是个长距离右弯接缓左弯 之后来到汉加直道 Right, Chapel. Chapel's a long right, followed by a gentle left onto the Hangar Straight
感觉异乎寻常 this is uncanny.
为什么不能在这里举办F1比赛呢? 那多有趣啊 Why don't they have Formula 1 races here? That would be proper comedy!
"冰上银石" Silverstone on ice.
这个弯的刹车点要早很多 Braking point's a lot earlier here...
啊,别陷进去啊,你个二逼车..二逼人! Argh, surely not! Don't get stuck... Oh, you stupid, STUPID thing! Man.
证明了我们冰面版本的银石赛道已经各就各位之后 Having established that our ice version of Silverstone was all in order,
我们可以比较那辆车的单圈速度更快 we could now see which car could get round the fastest.
也就意味着要请出能够玩弄着 由大马力和低抓地力配出的烈性鸡尾酒的人 To find out, we need a man skilled in the potent cocktail of big horsepower and little grip.
幸运的是,这人已经到了 And luckily, just such a man is arriving now.
他不是Stig的阿尔卑斯表兄 He's not the Stig's Alpine cousin,
他只是Stig he's just The Stig.
很明显他开着那玩意儿穿越了北海 Apparently he's come all the way across the North Sea in that.
不久,我们把他拽出气垫船,拽入了法拉利里 Soon, we had him out of the hovercraft and into the Ferrari.
五,四点七,二点三,一,出发! 5, 4.7, 2.3, one, go!
出发了,一匹极速208英里的战马在它非生即死的单圈里拼搏 So, here we go. A genuine 208mph racehorse on one do-or-die lap.
你是不是挂五档了? Did you go into fifth gear?
你挂五档了吧? You went into fifth, didn't you?
我跟你说过别挂五档,否则车就变成后轮驱动,后果就是这样 I said don't go into fifth, it'll just become rear-wheel drive, and then this'll happen.
最终他重新尝试单圈,看看他挣扎得多厉害! Eventually, we had him back on track and look how hard he's having to work.
法拉利配备复杂到难以想象的电子系统 和那套怪异的四轮驱动系统 The Ferrari has incredibly complex electronics and that weird four-wheel-drive system,
不过这不是一款你可以用来放松的车 but this is not a car in which you can relax
你需要切实地驾驶它,与它周旋才行 you have to drive it. You have to work.
单圈成绩是4分零4秒 So, four minutes and four seconds.
然后轮到宾利了 Then, it was the turn of the Bentley.
五,四点八,二点七,一,出发! 5, 4.8, 2.7, 1, Go!
宾利欧陆更容易驾驶 The Continental is so much easier to drive,
部分原因是它的颗粒轮胎比法拉利的更强 partly that's because it had better studded tyres than the Ferrari,
而更主要的原因是它更单纯 but mostly cos it's simpler.
它配备一套传统的四轮驱动系统,一台普通的自动变速箱 It has that conventional four-wheel-drive system and a normal automatic gearbox,
而不是法拉利的拨片变速箱 rather than a flappy paddle manual.
坐在这台车里,你可以靠在靠背上 让机器来为你服务 This is a car in which you can sit back and let the machine do the work.
它的V8引擎甚至可以仅使用4缸来节省燃油 Its V8 will even run on just four cylinders to save fuel,
不过既然是Stig在开,省油还是免了吧 but not here - not with Stig at the wheel.
看看Stig! 一点都不用挣扎 Look at him! Not doing anything.
不过速度能够更快吗? But will it be faster? Can it be faster?
转过了俱乐部弯,我们很快就会知道了 Coming round Club now, so we'll know soon enough.
你个弱智!! You hateful imbecile!
哇!这可以算上一个惊喜了 Wow! Now that is actually a surprise -
宾利的单圈成绩是3分51秒,比法拉利快了13秒 the Bentley did it in 3.51, so that's 13 seconds quicker.
所以如果你要花样滑冰,宾利的速度更快 When you are dancing on ice in Lapland, the Bentley is the fastest.
这令我很满意,因为在这两辆车中,我更钟爱宾利 And I am glad about that because, of the two, this is my favourite.
我真的非常喜欢它 I like it a lot.
不过,如果我想去滑雪度假的话,这两辆车我都不会选 However, if I was going on a skiing holiday, I would not use either of these.
因为如果我想选一辆车能够不仅载着我安全到达圣莫里茨 Because, if I wanted a car that would get me to St Moritz,
更能在冰雪下保持着始终如一的稳定 and then keep on working when I got there,
我会选这辆摄像组的摄像用车 - 路虎揽胜 I would use what the crew has been using to film me here - A Range Rover.
那是你人生能享受到的最大的乐趣了 That was about as much fun as you can have.
虽然飞到瑞典要13个小时,不过那是真好玩 13 hours to get there but, God, it was fun.
你的结论倒是非常耐人寻味 Interesting conclusion, though.
我在干燥的赛道上试驾过这台法拉利 I have actually driven the Ferrari on a dry track,
老实说来,它不是所谓的"驾驶着之车" and to be honest, it is not really a driver's car.
宾利也不是,所以才有了我那个结论 Neither is the Bentley, and this is why I arrived at that conclusion.
如果你不是操控精准性的热血追随者 If you don't want the last word in handling precision -
你只追求四座车,并能在冰雪路面上保持平稳 you just want four seats and something that works on snow -
你还真不如选择路虎揽胜 you might as well have the Range Rover.
有道理.不过说回法拉利 Fair enough. Can I get back to the Ferrari?
他们重新设计了一套过分复杂的四轮驱动系统 They have given it that wantonly complicated four-wheel-drive system,
只为了把引擎位置降低么? just to lower the engine a bit?
我不会为你这个白痴作白痴讲解,不过本质上就是这样了 I will not dumb it down any more for you, but that is the essence of it.
-听起来很是无厘头 -的确 It does seem a bit mad. It is.
我觉得它的复杂程度已经掩盖了带来的优势 I think this is too complicated for its own good.
它太大,又太贵,它的贬值速度就像是 一柜子的抽屉跳下悬崖演练自由落体 Too big and expensive. It will depreciate like a chest of drawers falling off a cliff.
从某种角度上看, 它看起来像是俄罗斯拖拉机工厂的残次品 From some angles, it looks like an accident in a Russian tractor factory.
它的名字应该叫做 法拉利 印度特辑 They should have called it the Ferrari India Special. (Top Gear 2011年12月的印度特辑广受舆论批评)
不管怎样,现在要邀请一位明星来驾驶我们的廉价车了 Anyway, it is now time to put a star in our reasonably-priced car.
今晚的嘉宾在"无耻混蛋","耻辱", "X战警","制胜一击"中都有演出 My guest tonight has appeared in Inglourious Basterds, Shame, X-Men, Haywire,
或者说,过去6个月的所有电影都有他的影子 in fact, pretty well every film that has come out in the last six months.
他流着一半德国血一半爱尔兰血 He is half-German and half-Irish, so, ladies and gentlemen,
女士们先生们,请欢迎迈克尔·法斯宾德! please say, "top of the morgen", to Michael Fassbender..
过去的时候,而且我猜现在的小孩子可能不敢相信 Now, in the olden days, and I note children watching will not believe this,
不过过去到电影院里还是能找到一部 没有迈克尔·法斯宾德参演的电影的 it was possible to go to the cinema and see a film that did not have Michael Fassbender in it.
我首先注意你是你在"无耻混蛋"里的角色 你的这个手势令人印象深刻 You first came to my attention, at least, in Inglourious Basterds, with your...
现在走在街上有人这样朝你打招呼吗? Does everyone do that to you in the street?
有,而且有时反应不过来就会想,这人干嘛呢? Yeah, exactly. And it still takes me.. I'm like, what's he doing?
"那部电影之后我又拍了18部啦!" "I have done 18 films since then!"
不过"耻辱"是人们广泛议论的一部 But Shame is the one people are talking about.
你有一个前部全裸的镜头 You had to do, honestly, a full frontal nude scene.
困难吗? (又译:硬了吗?) Was it hard?
这根"香肠"很不错啊! I mean, this is an impressive sausage.
我真不知道说什么好了! I don't know what to say to that!
你能跟你妈说, "来看我拍的新电影吧!" So, can you say to your mum, "Would you like to see my new movie?"
她本来要来威尼斯观看公映的 Exactly, she was actually going to come and see it in Venice
我跟她说,"没问题,我们一起看" and I said to my mum, "Sure, come and we will watch it together."
拍摄完过去了几个月,我感觉似乎也不是太过分 Enough months had passed for me to think it wouldn't be that bad.
走运的是,她的腰疼翻了 Luckily, her back was playing up, she has a bad lower back,
不知道是不是她的精神压力造成的 and whether that was psychosomatic or not, I do not know.
不过相当走运她没能看成 But, thankfully, she didn't make it,
我爸爸一直坐在我后面和我一起看 because the first thing my dad said, because he was behind me,
他探身过来跟我说,"谢天谢地你妈没看" he leaned over and said, "Thank God your mother isn't here."
有意思的是,我主持这档节目已经快10年了,这10年以来 I have been doing this show for ten years, and I think in all of that time,
我只有三四位朋友向我讨过票 only three or four of my friends have ever asked for tickets for the show.
而这周,当他们知道是你来的时候,向我要票的朋友得用车拉 This week, when people discovered you were coming on, I had to get a minibus,
而且都是女孩子 and they are all girls.
"我能不能去看看他的....?" "Can we come and look at his...?"
"...单圈?" Lap time. Yes, exactly.
那么你拍了基本上没穿衣服的电影"耻辱" Anyway, you have just done Shame, where you spend the entire time naked.
-现在这部电影,听说你要抽打凯拉·奈特利 -没错 Now you are in a film where you get to spank Keira Knightley. Yes.
-名字叫做"危险方法"? -正是 That is called Dangerous Method? Dangerous Method.
-情节是什么样子的? -它主要讲述三个人物,名叫佛洛依德和荣格 What is that about? It is sort of focusing around Freud and Jung,
还有他们共同的女病人,奈特利扮演的 萨宾娜·斯皮勒林之间的故事 and one of their mutual patients, Sabina Spielrein, played by Keira,
主要是关于佛洛依德和荣格心灵火花的交错 and basically, that sort of relationship, the meetings of minds between Freud and Jung,
还有三人关系的破裂 and then the fracturing of that relationship,
而萨宾娜是这怪异关系的中心 and she is kind of in the centre of it all.
我们有一段预告片,让我们欣赏一番 I think we have a clip of the trailer, let us have a look.
-性别? -男性 Sex? Male.
-家庭? -有一子 Family? Child.
-离婚否? -未离婚 Divorce? No.
为什么我们要付出如此大的努力来抑制我们最自然的直觉呢? Why should we put so much effort into suppressing our most basic natural instincts?
有流言说你招了一位患者当你的情妇 There is a rumour that you have taken a real patient as a mistress.
-你不觉得我们该停下来了吗? -你想停吗? Don't you think we should stop? you want to stop?
有时为了生存,你不得不做些不可原谅的事 Sometimes you have to do something unforgivable just to be able to go on living.
我很欣赏 I'll have some of that.
我喜欢精神分析 I like a bit of psychoanalysis.
当你预读剧本时 When you were reading the script for that
当你读到你需要抽打凯拉·奈特利的那一段 and you got to the bit where you spank Keira Knightley,
在你决定给经纪人打电话确定参演之前 你把剧本读了多少遍? how much more did you read before you rang your agent to say you'd do it?
那段不在剧本里 It wasn't in the script.
是我要加进去的,不加不演 I sort of insisted. "Then I'll do it!"
如果我没记错的话,你是从"霍尔比市"出道的 But you began, I think I am right in saying, on Holby City.
之后你去拍了吉尼斯的广告, 对你来说应该是正合适 And then you were in a Guinness advert, which must have been, well, perfect for you.
我跟他们说,"能不能给我个吉尼斯的信用卡" Yeah, I mean, I said to them, "Is there anyway you could give me a Guinness credit card,
"上面带白条的那种" with a white line along the top,
"以后所有的'吉尼斯大全纪录'全部免费?" which means I can have free Guinness for the rest of my life?"
-你要到了吗? -他们不给 And did you get it? Negative.
真讨厌 That's annoying.
-你不是全部爱尔兰血统吧? -我有一半德国血统 Because you are not wholly Irish. I am half-German.
半德国,半爱尔兰.这个组合很奇怪啊 Half-German, half-Irish. That is quite an odd combination.
"这件事一定要做得一丝不苟..不过拖到明天去做" Like, "This must be done absolutely perfectly... Tomorrow."
两种个性有些区别.. It is that slightly different...
我的一部分逼迫我十分高效 One part of me wants to, you know, be very efficient
而另一部分就容忍一些粗心大意 and the other side is a little bit reckless.
-而且你是F1车迷? -没错 -那么你支持埃尔文(爱尔兰F1车手) 还是舒马赫(德国F1车手)? And you are a Formula 1 fan? So, is it Irvine or Schumacher?
-舒马赫 -舒马赫?那么说是德国那部分起作用了 Schumacher. Schumacher? So the German side comes out?
现在还支持舒马赫吗,还是转去支持维特尔了? Still Schumacher, or have you now switched to Vettel?
不得不说我还是舒马赫的铁杆车迷 You know, I gotta say I'm still a Schumacher man.
我还是乐意看着他 I mean, I would still like to see him get the car
跨进他所热爱的座舱并不断拼搏 that he wants underneath him and really...
我不知道他能不能达到维特尔的水平 I don't know if it would be possible for him to get up to Vettel's level.
舒马赫水平是不缺的,他可是七届世界冠军啊! He has got it in him. He is seven time world champion.
我绝对同意你,舒马赫相当出色 I am with you. I think he is brilliant.
-你见过他吗? -去年我很荣幸地被银石赛道邀请 Have you met him? I was lucky to get invited to Silverstone last year
看到舒马赫走出奔驰车队的车库 and he did come out of the Mercedes garage
我跟着他身后小跑,像个跟踪的一样 and I was running behind him, like a stalker.
我喊,"舒马赫,舒马赫!" 他没理我,继续往前走 And I was like, "Schumacher, Schumacher?" And he kept walking.
我又喊,"迈克尔!" 他转身过来,我说, "我仍然认为你是最棒的!" I was like, "Michael!" He turned. "I still think you're the best."
他看着我,嘴角挂着诡秘的微笑 And he was kind of looking at me with a bit of a smile
不过眼神里透着恐惧 and there was a lot of fear in his eyes.
不管怎么说,我还是得到这个机会了 So, I did get the chance.
-你做这个手势了吗? -没,他都不知道我TM是谁! Did you do that? No, no, he didn't know who the hell I was!
很显然你是个铁杆F1车迷了 Obviously, you are a big Formula 1 fan.
不过据我所知,你只有过一辆车? As far as I can work out, you have only ever had one car?
没错,是辆标致306柴油涡轮增压 三角帆特别版 Yes. It was a Peugeot 306 turbo diesel Spinnaker special edition.
三角帆特别版是个什么玩意儿?你还记得吗? 是不是经销商往车上贴了个"三角帆"的牌子 What is that? Was that just a local dealer putting "Spinnaker" on it
然后多卖500英镑? and charging an extra 500?
差不多,可能座椅颜色不同吧 Pretty much. I think it had different coloured seats.
-那车现在没了? -恩,我把它撞废了 I crashed it. I did it in.
-于是车就毁了? -没错 And that's that. Yeah.
当我把车送到维修站时,我说,"什么TM的破标致!" And I said to the guy when I brought the car up, "These damn Peugeots".
他说,"额,标致的人说" He was like, "Well, the fellow at the Peugeot said
"标致车不是为了时速50英里飞过马路牙子而设计的!" they're not designed to go over the kerb at 50mph."
那你的标致毁了,你开什么啊? So what do you get around on, then, if your Peugeot is being crashed?
我骑摩托 I use the motorcycle.
我知道你肯定为我高兴 I knew you would be happy about this(!)
开始是一辆凯旋Speed Triple, 然后换成了宝马GS1200 I started with a Speed Triple, and then I got the GS1200 BMW Adventure..
-梅就有那么一台! -它是一台很不错的机器 May's got one of those. It's an amazing piece of equipment.
对于它那种重量来说,移动时感觉平衡感很强 For the weight of it, when it is moving, it is so well-balanced.
既然你一直在拍电影,你可以骑摩托车吗? Are you allowed to ride bikes if you are involved in films all the time?
如果我,我就会说,"别骑摩托车,太危险了" Cos I would say, "No. They're too dangerous."
只是有时候吧. 我骑着Speed Triple去柏林拍摄"无耻混蛋" Sometimes. I drove the Speed Triple to Berlin for Inglourious Basterds.
制片组说,"我们要报销迈克尔来的飞机票" They were like, "We have the ticket..."
其他人说,"不用,他自己来" And it was, "No, he will make his own way there."
制片组心想,行吧 They were like, "OK."
于是我骑着摩托车优哉游哉地到了 制片组大叫,"搞什么鬼?!" And I turned up on the bike, and they went, "What the (BLEEP)!"
于是拍那部影片期间我不可以骑摩托车 So, I couldn't ride when I was filming that.
只要是我关心的人 我都不会让他们去骑摩托车 No, I just wouldn't allow anybody I knew and liked to ride a motorcycle.
所以我鼓励詹姆斯和理查德骑得越多越好 That is why I encourage May and Hammond to ride theirs as much as possible.
显然,你来这里挑战单圈 So, obviously you came here to do your lap.
-Stig人怎么样? -他太棒了 How was the Stig out there? He is amazing.
不过我觉得他对我有点不耐烦了 I think he was probably getting a bit fed up of me
我一直没能按他告诉我的去做 because he is giving me the information and I'm not putting it to use.
他是嫉妒了,因为你的"头盔"比他的更有名 (Helmet:又译为男性某器官的最顶部) He's jealous, because your helmet is now more famous than his.
我说的是你"X战警"里那个电磁头盔! I am talking about the one he wears in X-Men, the Magneto helmet.
在你来之前,我们出了个小问题 Before you arrived, we had a bit of a problem.
这里有段影片 拍摄的是我们以前从来不需要的准备工作 We have some footage of the preparation which we have never had to do before.
这里是倒数第二弯,赛道被冰层覆盖了 This is the second to last corner and it was just sheet ice.
我们派了人去除冰,效果相当有限 We sent our boys out there to try to get rid of most of it and it didn't help.
不过也不能赖冰 Well, I mean, I can't blame the ice, to be honest.
谁想看他的单圈? Who would like to see the lap? ALL: Yes.
播放影片吧 Let's have a look.
看起来赛道很干燥,实际上很湿滑吗? It looks dry. Was it slippery?
在出汗! Sweating!
只有在倒数第二弯,那些冰有些妨碍我 It was only really the second-to-last corner where the ice was really playing.
有些时候车像一只猪一样尖尖地叫唤 A few times, there was a bit too much squealing, it was like a pig.
过弯很不错 That's good.
走线非常紧凑 Keeping that tidy, very tidy, actually.
这个弯总是很费劲 This is always a tricky one.
-有些走大了 -走得太宽了! A little bit wide. Yeah, way wide on that.
只是一点点,不算太差 A little bit. Not too bad.
锤头弯,看看你怎样应付的? Hammerhead. How are we going to cope there?
看起来我小小地切了弯,走线又走大了 I cut that a bit by the looks of it. A bit wide again.
我觉得还算不赖 I would say that was all right, actually, I'll reckon.
没错,看起来死一般宁静 Yes, all looking smooth as hell.
出汗如同一个被逼绝的修女 Sweating like a cornered nun.
出汗像一个被逼绝的修女?! 这句话从哪儿来的? Sweating like a cornered nun?! Where did you get that from?
-这就是你练习圈时打滑冲出去的地方吧? -没错,赛车失控漂了出去 That is where you spun off, on the slow lap? Yes. Drifted over there.
两轮离地 Yep, two wheels off.
这个弯你可不该切线啊! Ooh, you can't cut that corner, can you?
-这是技术活 -我不断地在那个弯切弯,这是个大问题 No, that's tricky. I kept cutting that. That was a problem.
甘邦弯表现尚可 That was all right through Gambon.
于是冲线了! And there we are, across the line!
你觉得你排在哪儿? Where do you reckon?
只要排在1分45秒上下我就满足了 I say I would be happy at about 1:45.
-1分45秒? -左右吧 OK, 1:45. Somewhere around there.
不过我现在觉得不太可能了 I do not think it will happen now.
额,这个.. Well, it was...
倒数第二弯的那些冰啊.. That ice on the second to last corner...
给我打伏笔是吧? Letting me down gently, I like it.
迈克尔·法斯宾德,你的成绩是,一分.. Michael Fassbender, you did it in 1...
四十.. 40...
二秒.. 2...
八 ..point 8.
这可是我们排行榜上第三位! That is... The third fastest time we ever had!
还不赖啊! That's all right!
而且还是在倒数第二弯有冰面的前提下 With ice on the second-to-last corner!
我一点儿也没想到 I was not expecting that at all.
-这个成绩相当出色了! -我非常满足了 That is a fantastic time. I am happy with that.
我也很兴奋今天你能大驾光临 I am thrilled you could come.
女士们先生们,欢送迈克尔·法斯宾德! Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Fassbender!
在英国,我们会尽我们最大的努力 In this country, we like to do everything we possibly can
提高残疾人的生活质量 to make life more pleasant for disabled people.
我们有带警示声的人行横道 We have Pelican Crossings that beep,
公共设施前面会有轮椅缓坡 and we have ramps in front of public buildings,
公交车也可以降低站台高度 and we have buses that kneel down.
没错,还有一系列的越野代步车 Yes, and there is even a range of off-road mobility scooters
以使残疾人能够到乡间散步 so that people with disabilities can get out into the countryside and do rambling.
问题是,这些越野代步车在我们看来还不够越野 Problem is, they don't look very off-roady to us.
这辆车,哪像是个丰田陆地巡洋舰啊? I mean, this is hardly a Toyota Land Cruiser, is it?
而且他们的价钱惊人地高 And they are fantastically expensive.
这一款要6500英镑呢 This one is 6,500.
于是我们有了个想法,我们能不能做些实用的事 Yes, and that gave us an idea, could we do something genuinely worthwhile for once.
我们能不能造出一台不太贵的越野代步车呢? Could we build an off-road mobility scooter that does not cost a fortune?
没错,制片人让我们恪守这项任务 Yeah, well, the producers told us we should go and do exactly that
并到威尔士报到,并接受一系列的挑战 and then meet up in Wales for a series of tests.
这就是散步人群热爱的潮湿多泥的乡下 This is exactly the sort of damp, muddy countryside that ramblists love.
于是它也就当仁不让地成为了 测试我们的机器的理想条件 Ideal conditions, then, to test our machines.
这就是我的杰出成就 This is what I have created.
它是由两辆代步车拼装而成, 结果就是它有两台引擎 I built it from two scooters so I have ended up with two engines,
后面的四个轮子构成了四轮驱动系统 four-wheel drive, the four at the back
前面的四个轮子构成了四轮转向系统 and four-wheel steering, the four at the front.
它还有巨大的越野轮胎,一个音响系统 和为了观鸟准备的望远镜 It has lawnmower tyres, a sound system and binoculars for bird-watching
说到观鸟,看看这个 and with that in mind, check this out.
这是一个能正好遮挡代步车顶的伪装 This is a hide, that fits over the top of the scooter
有了它我就可以悄悄地靠近鸟群 而不至于吓到鹡鸰或是黑鸦这种易受惊之鸟 so I can sneak up silently without frightening birds, like the pied wagtail and the... The coot.
天啊! Crikey!
史蒂芬 霍金大驾光临了么? Stephen Hawking has arrived.
-你有听好挑战内容了吗? -当然听了! Weren't you listening to the challenge? Yes.
要求是可越野的代步车 It said mobility scooters, off-road.
抱歉如果我太过于较真了 Forgive me for taking it seriously
不过在我看来 代步车是为行走不便的人士准备的 but as far as I can make out mobility scooters of the people who have difficulty walking.
而我更在乎没了轮椅根本无法行动的人群 I'm concerned with people who have no choice but to be in this, which is a wheelchair.
为什么轮椅人士就不能散散步呢? Why shouldn't people in wheelchairs be able to go rambling?
没错 You are right.
有一次我去访问了一些残疾儿童,他们都不得不坐电动轮椅 I was with some disabled children the other day, confined to wheelchairs,
他们说,他们希望他们的轮椅能更"时髦", 额,其实他们说的是他们希望轮椅能跑得更快 and they say they wish it was fast.
老实说,这台轮椅跑不快. 不过重点在于它很多功能，它哪儿都能去 This is not fast, if I am honest, but it is versatile. It is going there.
当你进了乡下的时候..你干嘛呢! Once you get into the countryside, don't do that.
你装了个咖啡机! You have a coffee machine.
样样俱全，我有饮料,卫星导航,和电子写字板 I have everything, drinks, sat nav, electronic tablet.
-你是说iPad? -聪明 You mean an iPad? Exactly.
-后面的这是什么? -这是个砂石泵,来抽走车轮下的砂石 What is this on the back? It is a gravel dispenser.
这是由火车上搞来的主意, 在多沼泽的地方就会派上用场了 If you get stuck in a bog.
这个把手是干嘛用的? What is this handle for?
这个设备可巧妙了.如果你在爬或是在下一个陡坡,不过你想让座椅保持水平 You are going up or down a steep bit,
转动这个把手,座椅的角度就会得到调节 you wind it and it changes the angle of the seat.
这时,早晨的宁静被一个乡巴佬的到来打断了 At this point the piece of the morning was shattered by the arrival of the local boy.
-弄那么大声的就是他吧? -他看起来真是脑残啊 That is him making that noise, isn't it? He looks like an idiot.
他本来就是脑残,他造了台半履带车 He is an idiot. He's built a half-track.
早安! Hello!
没错.. I know.
代步车应该 A)是电力驱动, B)不是为了去入侵法国 It's supposed to be A) electric and B) not for invading France.
那里说代步车一定是要电力驱动的? Where did it say it is supposed to be electric?
不是有法规吗? Isn't it in the regulations?
让我讲讲我的一些奇思妙想 Let me talk you through what I have done.
底盘由两辆车合并而成,一辆是代步三轮车 The chassis is composed of two vehicles, a mobility trike,
另一辆是一台独轮手推车 and it is mated to one of those powered wheelbarrows that builders used
建筑工人用它们在粗糙地表上切割大量的材料 for cutting huge amounts of stuff over rugged terrain
自然它的越野能力不可小视 and it has tremendous off-road capability
而且在这种条件下,我们自然需要一个绞盘 and in such an environment we will need a winch.
又是绞盘? 你这次又把它绑在鼻翼上了? Not again. Have you mounted it to the front wings? (详见印度特辑S17E07)
这次绑在底盘上了. 我还是会吃一堑长一智的 To the chassis, this time. I have learned.
还有倾角仪,因为它的倾幅角度相当强悍 I've got incline-o-meter, because this can achieve incredible angles of lean.
两边都是 This way, and that way.
还有油桶以备燃油 Jerrycans for extra fuel.
插一句嘴,因为这点很重要. 我们的任务不仅是 This is important. We not only had to build machines that worked better
造出比外售的代步车更棒的替代品 that what you can buy off the shelf off-road,
而且还要更廉价, 这才是最重要的 but were cheaper. This is the most important thing.
我的代步车,全部加起来要2700英镑 Mine, all in, 2,700.
我的2400 2,400.
三轮车要1200英镑,独轮车要1200英镑 剩下的就是智慧和汗水的结晶了 1,200 for the trek, 1,200 for the wheelbarrow, the rest was just sweat and work.
-有意思 -你的呢? Interesting. What was yours?
2,000.
它省的不是钱,是寂寞 That represents a massive saving.
那么,如果你是残疾人,你想去乡下散步.. There we are. If you were disabled and you want to go to the countryside...
一点没错 Exactly. Exactly.
显然我们一会儿一定要在山地上好好测试我们的代步车 Obviously we would test our machines in the hills later
不过首先我们要确保它们在城市间照样管用 but first we had to make sure they work in towns.
这其实非常重要 This is very important,
路虎车不仅仅在乡间表现强悍 a Range Rover does not just work in the countryside,
在市区也一样有优势 it has to work in the city as well.
我的代步车也一样 And so must this.
在城镇里我经常会去糕点坊 What I normally do in towns is going to the baker's.
早上好,你们有"冰手指"吗? (英国面包) Morning. Have you got an iced finger?
这里是英国,所以你应该能猜得到 There are many regulations, as you would imagine, this being Britain,
有很多法规来管理代步车 而我这辆代步车几乎全项通过 governing the use of mobility scooters and this meets almost all of them.
宽度合格,长度合格,速度合格 I'm good for width, I'm good for length, I'm good for speed.
问题在于,我和我的代步车都超重了 But I do have a problem with weight and so does my scooter.
让过一下.. Excuse me.
真不好意思.. Would it be... I hate to do this...
我想往那里转,不过我卡住了. 真不好意思.. I am trying to get down there and it is stuck, I'm so sorry.
不是看起来那么简单的 It is not quite as easy as it looks.
再次抱歉 Again, sorry.
拜! Bye.
有警察, 我必须要注意限速 Police man, I must be careful of the speed limit.
在步行街的限速是时速4英里 I'm allowed to do four miles an hour in built-up areas.
你超速了! That's more than 4!
感受这速度! 这速度!! Feel the speed! The speed!
只开了时速4英里哦! Four miles an hour, officer.
你看起来相当不舒服 You look really uncomfortable in this.
这是我的轮椅初体验 It is my first time.
这就对了. 第一次用轮椅,你的腿一直这样动,是吧? The first time you getting, your feet are going like this.
全靠这个小精灵来控制了 It is all this little wizard's hat.
就比到那里,来吧! Just down there, come on.
三,二,一,出发! Three, two, one, go.
拜托!! Come on!
我只能这么快了! That is all I have got.
终极测试来临了,它能进残疾人卫生间吗? Here is the big test, will it fit in a disabled lavatory?
进去了! Yep!
早安! 我只是打酱油的.. Morning! Just browsing!
啊..不好意思!! Ahh.. I'm sorry!
尽管困难多多.. Despite the mishaps...
我们觉得我们的代步车在城市的表现上佳 We decided our machines work well in an urban environment
于是我们回到了田野之中 在这里我的半履带车更有优势了 so we headed back out to the fields, where my half-track was even better.
似乎它能够攀上急坡,这绝对是个潜在的优势 It seems able to tackle quite steep slopes which is potentially good.
小意思. 那台汽油引擎能够输出大量扭矩 Easy. Plenty of torque from that petrol engine.
悬架效果完美, 爬上这个坡的感觉就像是这个坡不存在一样 The suspension is working, it climbed up there as if it was not there.
看看我的野生动物屏幕..那是只黑鹂 Check my wildlife screen, that is a blackbird.
我现在进入潜伏模式 I am driving in stealth mode.
你看不见我,因为我的伪装实在是太完美了 而且没有一点响声 You can't see that because I am well camouflaged. And silent.
不得不说,这四轮驱动系统表现相当出色 I have to say the four-wheel-drive system is working magnificently well.
驾驶感不赖,抓地力很好, 我造的是一台路虎啊! The ride is good, the grip is good. I have built a Land Rover here.
不好,我碾过我自己的伪装了! Oh, no, I have run over my hide.
既然我的伪装很显然需要深加工.. Since the hide clearly needed more work..
制片人让我把它撤了,之后给我们下达了挑战 The producers told me to get rid of it and then they gave us a challenge.
现在你要前往.. (杯具的威尔士地名) You will now report to...
在那里你将参加一场越野赛 Where you will take part in an off-road race.
等等,情况比这更糟 Hang on a minute, it gets worse.
你们要团队协作,与一组伤残军人比赛 You will be working as a team against a group of wounded servicemen
他们将使用市场上出售的代步车 who will be using the off the shelf off-road scooters.
我们将穿越的地形相当无情, 包含湿草地,泥地,和陡峭的木坡 The terrain we would have to cross was brutal, wet grass, mud and steep wooded slopes.
终点线在三公里之外的一座山上 The finish line was on a mountain three kilometres away.
这就是我们的对手了 And this is who we were up against.
你是尼克. 马克. 本. You are Nick. Mark. Ben.
说说你们受的伤吧 Let's get your wounds worked out.
脊柱伤 Spinal injuries.
-右腿截肢 -所以这里完全没有..? Right leg. So that's nothing..?
想踢就踢吧 Kick it as what you want.
没了 Gone.
-你呢? -左臂和右腿 And you are? Left arm, right leg.
-左臂和右腿? -没错 Left arm, right leg? Yeah.
你怎么受的伤? How did you do that?
在我滚下坡时,我滚到了一枚炸弹上 As I was spinning down I landed on ground first.
-是炸弹炸伤的吗? -是的 Was it a bomb? Yes.
伤痛没能影响他们的自信心 Despite their injuries they were confident.
-你们真的觉得能战胜我们? -没问题 Do you think honestly you will beat us? Yes.
他们在玩心理战术 They're just playing mental games.
赌啤酒吧 Put some beers in it.
以啤酒做赌注 A case of beers. A case of beers.
这些军人用确定方位技术 The military boys used their orienteering skills
来制定了一个他们的代步车能够承受的路线 to map out a manageable route for their scooters.
在多石头的路段要小心一些 Take it easy on the rocky bitt.
不过我们对我们的工程技术十分自信 We, however, was so confident in our engineering,
我们决定像瞎猫一样找死耗子撞 we decided to go as the crow flies.
传统的威尔士打猎号将是我们开始的信号 We are being started with the traditional Welsh hunting horn.
出发! Go!
加油,詹姆斯! Come on! James!
油门到底了! This is full speed!
我真讨厌他们逼我们去参加比赛. 我应该意识到了 I hate it when they make us do a race. I should have known.
上坡啦! Let's get up this hill!
毫无疑问,我的比你的快多了! There is no question mine is faster than yours!
也更安静! And quieter!
不好,我的转向堵上了! Oh, no, my steering's jammed.
完全没有牵引力 I'm losing traction completely.
向前进,前进. 这里来护送一下母舰吧 Go forward, go forward. Do a bit of convoy formation here, lads.
干得漂亮! That's a good effort.
好的!现在我可以改变座椅角度 Yes! Now I can just engage seat angle alteration.
当兰朵夫 梅爵士进退不得的时候.. (兰朵夫 费恩斯爵士,英国著名探险家) While Sir Randolph May was stuck..
你这是怎么了? What have you done?
我去帮大猩猩的忙 ..I went to help the orang-utan.
试着把车身从车轮上移开 Try and get the bodywork off the wheel.
向左打方向 If you try and turn the wheel to the left.
这是团队协作了啊! This is teamwork now, isn't it?
我们真正地在做团队协作 We're actually doing teamwork.
我想啥呢?! What am I thinking of?
我可以使用我的砂石泵 I've got my gravel system to deploy.
瞧好了! Watch this.
拉线来把砂石从车轮前方抽走,以提高牵引力 Pulling the string dispenses gravel from the hopper in front of the wheels, improving traction.
启动.. Deploy...
别掉队! Hang a right.
好的,加油加油!! Right, go, go, go!
修好了杰里米的代步车后,"雷鸟一号"之后要去搭救我了 Having mended Jeremy's scooter, Thunderbird One then had to rescue me.
这太..太棒了! Oh, this is just...glorious. Tremendous!
别晃了! Stop it!
他们在那下面呢,你看! They're down there, look. There.
你们输啦! Losers.
你们怎么那么快? How did you get there?
终点见啦! We'll see you at the end.
我闻到啤酒的味道啦! I feel a crate of beer coming on.
哈蒙德 !!他们领先了! Hammond! They're ahead of us!
加油 Go.
本,在这里左转! Left here, Ben!
加油加油!! Go on, go, go, go.
被我们对手的进度深深担忧着的时候 Worried by the progress of our rivals,
我和哈蒙德停下来开始八卦我们的同事 Hammond and I stopped to discuss our colleague.
你看看,他看起来相当没救了 I mean, look at him. He's pretty pointless.
这里的地形有些抬高 There is a bit of a rise in the terrain, there.
不行 Nope.
在这种独特的情况下,我们是抛下他不管 Do we, in these unique circumstances, merely leave him? Mm-hm.
还是先把他一枪打死再抛下他不管? Or shoot him and leave him?
因为我们在团队协作,所以我们决定只抛下他不管 Because we were working as a team, we decided to just leave him.
-我感到很内疚,相当内疚 -我感到好多了! I feel bad. I do. I feel bad. I'm getting better!
好吧..我猜..是这条路 Right... I think... That way.
"越野代步王"表现尚佳 取得了短暂的成果 Pro Rider Road King is doing well here. A moment of actual progress.
同志们 我们正滚滚向前啊 Mate, we're rolling.
我也正浴血奋战 同时把杰里米甩在了后面 I was rolling, too, and had left Jeremy far behind.
越来越泥泞了 但是一切正常 It's getting very muddy now, but that's OK.
这里正是履带的用武之地 This is where tracks are absolutely perfect.
-检查路线 -当心 Nav check. Be careful, man.
我们刚才在山脊上看到就是那条路 That was that road we saw on top of the ridge.
各位表现很棒 真不错 We're doing well, we're doing well.
路线将变得异常崎岖 瞧这图上密集的等高线 It's going to get tricky up there, them contour lines.
好的 继续照计划行事 Yeah. Keep doing what we're doing.
"运动家号"这里是"越野代步王" 收到请回话 Sportster, this is Pro Rider Road King, come in.
我可能需要用用你的绞盘 I may need your winch a tiny bit.
天 不是吧 Oh, God.
我不得不又一次中断比赛 Once again, I had to abandon my pursuit of our rivals
转身营救我们的猩猩 to go and rescue the orang-utan.
你这个猩猩又干什么好事了？ What have you done?
引擎动起来 加油！ Let it rock. Go on!
情况正在好转 Yeah, that's much better.
不妙 不要啊！ That isn't. Oh, no!
好样的! 冲 冲 冲 Lovely jubbly! Go, go, go.
我的代步王恢复正常 但是所谓的团队合作根本屁用不顶 The Pro Rider was eventually righted, but this teamwork nonsense wasn't getting us anywhere.
使劲推啊! Ram me!
-杰里米.. -你先走 等我到终点肯定天就黑了 Jeremy... Go. It's going to be dark by the time I get there.
-我正有此打算 -为了团队 上吧 Mate, I'm going to. Go. Be the team.
去战胜那群士兵 夺取TG少有的胜利吧 And beat the soldiers on the Top Gear thing that has suddenly become. Yes.
老子没有屈服 只是不想再托你后腿了 I'm not giving in, but I don't want you to wait any more.
"越野王" 来日方长 后会有期 So long, Pro Rider.
显而易见 军人们仍保持领先 Obviously, the servicemen were in the lead,
但是他们一直在绕远路 but they were still taking the long way round.
那么选择直路向上冲 If I'm going to stand a chance of preserving my team's honour,
就是我挽救队伍荣誉的唯一机会 I'm going to have to go straight up.
对手们正陷入泥潭 这对我是个喜讯 To help me, my rivals were starting to struggle.
安全通过 We're through.
多数代步车对于那种情况只能束手无策 Lesser vehicles would have been just stumped by that.
GPS正好硌到我 Landed right on my GPS.
与此同时 在大后方... Meanwhile, much further back...
如此一来后轮也在承重 车子就不会打滑了 Now that my weight is on the back wheels, I have traction.
好耶 我在冲浪呢 Oh, yeah. I'm surfing now.
如果咱把它向外扳... If we bend it outwards...
马克的控制器在下山途中断掉了 Mark's control panel had snapped off in the fall,
把它修理好浪费了他们不少宝贵的时间 and getting it fixed again had cost them precious time.
你听到了吗? 嗯 我听到引擎声 Did you hear that? Yeah, I can hear some engine.
-那应该是哈蒙德 -哈蒙德？ I can hear Hammond. Hammond?
那小子不可能这么快就开到这的 -该走了 There's no BLEEP way he could have got up here that fast. Go, go.
加把劲 别停啊 老"运动家"! Come on, don't stop, old Sportster!
我必须选好路线 尽量选平坦一些的 I've got to pick my lines, keep it as level as I can.
就是那了 峰顶就在那 终点就在眼前 That's it, the summit's there. That's it, that's the summit.
哇哦! 看谁先到终点线 Wahey! It's a race to the finish line.
那里一定就是峰顶 That's got to be the summit up there.
给点劲向上冲啊 哈哈哈！ Come on! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
最后一搏了 兄弟们 Last push now, boys.
胜利就在眼前! I'm going to make it!
再努把力 冲刺啦 加油 Keep going, keep going. Go, go, go.
最后一点点 Last little bit.
任务完成! 顺利登顶! Yes! This is it. This is the summit.
干得不错 伙计们 All right, lads?
欢迎你啊 Welcome.
恭喜恭喜 做的真不错 Well done, mate. Well done, well done.
我们这队只剩我了 It's just me.
与此同时 在那遥远的地方 Meanwhile, far, far away...
来看看这个 这可是家17世纪建成的酒馆 Now, look at this. It's a 17th-century pub.
瞧瞧这台阶 如果你坐在一台普通的电动轮椅上 And look at that step there. If you were in a normal conventional electric wheelchair,
碰到这种情况你就乖乖等死吧 that would be game over and no pint.
但现在不同了 睁大眼睛看着 加满油门 But now, watch this. Full power.
等下 Hang on.
Oh, COCK Oh, cock. (译者注: 无法用中文翻译出船长的韵味)
当然 还有更糟的 Still, could be worse.
芬顿!芬顿! Fenton! Fenton! (youtube上一只很火的狗)
我的芬顿!上帝啊 Fenton! Oh, Jesus Christ!
我的弱爆了 Mine was terrible.
我很满意把它退下山 还在它身上开了个芬顿的笑话 I'm glad I pushed it down the hill and made Fenton jokes about it.
因为它实在垃圾 Because it was rubbish.
打断一下 -你说？ I'm sorry. What?
我的更糟糕 Mine was a lot worse.
-那我只能说我的实在棒极了 -你说的不对 I have to say, mine was brilliant. Er, it wasn't!
它就是最好的 它是唯一完成挑战的 It was. It was the only one who made it.
事实并非如此 哈蒙德 你可是被那帮爷们打败了的 I don't think you were, Hammond, because you were beaten by these chaps.
哦 是的 I was, I was.
詹姆斯 该给他们发奖品了吧? So, James, have you got something for them?
先生们 很荣幸为您们送上 之前的保证 啤酒一箱 Yes, it is an absolute pleasure, gentlemen, to give you, as promised, beer,
干的真不错 令人折服 Well done, guys. Well done, chaps.
这是你们应得的 You've earned it.
我们坚持以给消费者提供购买建议为己任 Now, can I just ask, because, as you know,
那么 请允许我提出这个问题 Top Gear is famous throughout the world for its consumer advice,
请问你们 哪一辆你们认为最好? so which one of these three would you say was the best?
这辆博得了我们的一致好评 This one wins hands down.
-那辆三轮的? -是的 The trike? Yeah.
但是那个也相当贵啊 那个多钱来着？ But that's still expensive. What is it, five...
要卖5000英镑呢 5,000. It's 5,000.
事实上我有个主意 I think I've got the answer to this, actually.
汽车厂商可以来解决这个问题 It's carmakers.
你知道他们不停在扩充生产线 Because you know how they are always branching out
造出一些有着时髦外观的水壶 或者是碳纤维的山地车 and they make things like trendy designer kettles and overpriced carbon fibre mountain bikes,
他们怎么就不能停止生产那些玩意 why don't they just stop all that and concentrate on
转去生产些性能不错又便宜的 越野轮椅或者是助力车呢? making an affordable, off-road wheelchair or scooter that works?
如果你仔细考虑的话 这确实是个好点子 If you think about it, this is a really good idea.
汽车厂商去生产助力轮椅 的确不错 Carmakers making wheelchair, this is a good idea.
真是个好主意 而且这想法竟然是在 这里 诞生的 It is a good idea, and it's on Top Gear.
伴随着这个猛料 让我们快快的结束吧 And that is a bombshell, so let's end quickly.
下周见 各位保重 晚安! See you next week, take care, good night!
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