I'm sorry. 抱歉
Todd, you realize you can't win a Tony AWard for this performance. Todd,演個破節目你還想得托尼獎啊？
You're just jealous that I got Dorothy. 你就嫉妒哥可以演陶樂茜
Is it that obvious? 有這麼明顯嗎？
Who do you think all those parents want in their family portrait... 你覺得台下的那些父母們想要領走誰？
...the next American idol or a fat schlub like you? 下一個美國偶像還是像你這種蠢胖子？
You're right, Todd. If only my voice was three octaves higher... 你說得對，Todd 要是我能再高三個八度
...I looked as good as you in a dress, maybe, just maybe I'll get adopted. 穿裙子能和你一樣好看，說不定，說不定喔，我也能被領養
Listen. You better bring your A-game tonight... 聽好了，你最好今晚給哥好好表現
...because I am not going down in flames because of you. 哥可不想因為你讓哥去過水深火熱的生活
Places. Get in front of curtain, please. 請到幕前
So are you excited? 興奮不？
I can barely contain myself. 我興奮得都不行了
Oh, come on, Henry. 拜託，Henry.
There's a lot of great families out there tonight. 今晚有很多家來喲
You know, it wouldn't hurt you to try just little bit harder. 你努力試一試又不會有掉一塊肉 是吧
Crawling around on my hands and knees... 像狗一樣到處爬
...and barking like a dog isn't trying hard enough? 又汪汪叫的，不算是努力嘗試？
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 女士們先生們，晚上好
I am Sister Francesca. 我是Francesca修女
I'd like to welcome you all, on behalf of everyone... 我在此代表St. Thomas的所有小伙子們對你們表示熱烈的歡迎
...to the St. Thomas school for boys. 我在此代表St. Thomas的所有小伙子們對你們表示熱烈的歡迎
So without further ado, we'd like to present to you The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. 好，廢話不多說，請看 綠野僊蹤
Oh, wait, wait, wait. I just remembered. 哦 等一下，等一下。剛想起來
There's been a slight change from your programs... 有一個節目單上的小小改動
...due to a near paralyzing, vomit-inducing case of stage fright... 由於怯場，演員又暈又吐的
...so the role of the Good Witch of the North... 所以北方好女巫的角色
...is now being played by Walter Krunk. 現在由Walter Krunk來扮演
Please, just... 拜託
...bear with us. 大家多多擔待
On with the show. 演出開始
Oh, dear, Toto, where are we? 哎呀，我去 我們這是在哪啊？托托
Oh, dear me, Toto, what have we done? 哎呀，我再去 我們做了什麼啊？托托
She killed the witch. 女巫是他殺的
The wicked old witch. 變態老女巫
I most certainly did not. Tell them, Toto. 可定不是我幹的，告訴他們 托托
Tell them again, Toto, like you mean it this time. 再說一遍 托托 這次認真點兒
Look, up in the sky, it's-- It's-- 快看 天上是什麼玩意兒
A giant cloud? 一片巨型雲彩？
It's a blimp? 小型軟式飛船？
No. It's the Good Witch of the North. 不 是北方好女巫
Over here, Good Witch of the North. Over here. 這兒，這兒，北方好女巫
Under the house. 房子下邊
Hello. 大家好
-You okay? -This thing's cutting off the circulation. -還好吧？ -這玩意兒勒得我都不過血了
Get out of the way. 別擋路啊
Todd, watch out. 小心啊 Todd
That's it. The eye of the tiger, baby, eye of the tiger. Yeah? 就這樣，注意眼神兒，對，狠點
Now hands up. Hands up, that's it. 現在手抬起來，高點，好勒
Protect the face. 護好臉
I don't know how you did it, but you found a killer. 不知道你怎麼辦到的，但你確實找到了個殺手
I camped outside the state pen for weeks till this gem appeared. 我在州立監獄邊上駐守了還幾個星期才挖到這塊「寶」
-Yeah? What was he in for? -Parking tickets. -是嗎？他怎麼進去的？ -違規停車傳單
Lots of parking tickets, all right? 特別特別多的傳單，行嗎？
Look, the pro-am championship's around the corner and no one can touch him. 聽著，職業業餘混合冠軍馬上就是他的了，別人連他的毛都碰不著
Once I score that 100 grand... 等我掙著那十萬美子
...I will finally be able to stop hustling in dumps like this. 我在這垃圾場拚死拚活的日子就一去不復返了
Oh, yeah? Well, son, do not bite the hand that feeds. 是嗎？ 孩子，別忘恩負義啊
Sorry, Pop. Yeah, it's a great gym. Sorry. 抱歉 老爹 這是個不錯的體育館 抱歉
All right, hands up. 好勒 手高點兒
Well, that's a mighty impressive bare-knuckle beast you got there, Eddie. 哎呀，Eddie，你可找著個像樣兒的赤手空拳（沒戴手套）的野獸啊
Don't worry about Earl, all right? 別在意Earl，好不?
He's just feeling a little insecure now that he's had a good look at you. 他就是有點缺乏安全感，現在他得好好看看你
Well, actually, Eddie, I feel more concerned for you. 好吧，Eddie 事實上，我還真有點擔心你呢
Now, look, you're already into me for 25 grand, right? 聽好了，你已然是欠我兩萬五千美金了，對吧？
Do you really think double or nothing is a wise move? 你真的認為要麼加倍要麼兩清是個明智的選擇？
My guy's a lock, Earl. 我的人可牛了，Earl
Yeah. In fact, I think you' re afraid that my bare-knuckle beast... 其實我覺得是你害怕我的這頭不戴拳套的野獸
...is gonna destroy your guy today and at the championships in New Orleans. 今天就把你的人給干死，然後在新奧爾良的冠軍賽上再干一回吧
You know, you're absolutely right. Look at me, I'm scared to death. 對，你完全說對了，你看你都要給我嚇死了
I'm shaking in my very expensive shoes. 我這雙昂貴皮鞋裏的雙腳一直在抖
Redrum. Redrum.
All right, don't look at him. 別看他
Okay, so he's got a little height and weight advantage on you. 他是有點兒個兒，體重跟你超不多
That's okay. That's okay. Just use your speed. 沒事的，沒事的 利用你的速度就行
Stay outside on him, all right? 注意保持距離，好嗎？
Watch him. If he gets you in a clinch, bring your knees up into his rib cage. 注意啊，他要是抱住你了，直接照著他胸腔摟一膝蓋
All right, Pop. 好勒，老爹
I just don't understand how you could be upset with Walter. 我就不明白了，你生Walter什麼氣啊？
I mean, especially with all that he does around here. 我是說 尤其是他為這兒所做的一切
I mean, his chores alone equals six handymen. 他做的雜活可是頂六個工人做的喲
And he stepped up and played the Good Witch when nobody else would. 還有沒人願意演那個好女巫，是他挺身而出喲
Yes, and that went so well, didn't it? 是啊，而且還挺別成功呢 不是嗎?
It's not so much that he ruined the show yesterday, it's.... 不是僅僅因為他毀了昨天的節目，而是...
It's just that.... 而是...
Well, Walter is-- 哎，Walter他...
He's a good role model for the boys, Sister. 他是每個男孩兒的榜樣 修女姐姐
A good role model? 好榜樣？
Mary, he is a 35-year-old man... 他都35了啊，Mary
...who has never experienced life outside of this orphanage. 從來都沒出過孤兒院
Sometimes I think allowing him to stay here all these years was a big mistake. 有時我都覺得這些年讓他一直呆在這是個錯誤
I should have forced him out into the real world... 我真應該逼他去外面的世界
...and made him make it on his own. 就讓他自食其力
I don't have the money exactly right now, Earl, okay? So.... 我現在手頭可沒錢啊，那麼
The championship's in New Prleans-- 新奧爾良的冠軍賽--
-You got till I get back from New Prleans. -I appreciate it. -下星期前，必須把錢給我準備好 -好勒
If you don't have it, I'm gonna give you a little taste of what's in store for you. 要是沒準備好的話，我就讓你嘗嘗我給你準備的東西
Redrum. Redrum.
Redrum? Redrum?
-You want me to hit him? -That would be effective at this particular moment. -你想讓我打他啊？ -這不顯然嘛。
But when you think about it, Earl, if the ultimate goal is to get your money back... 好好考慮下，你要是想拿回你的錢
-...hitting him would hinder your chances. -He makes a valid point. -揍他一頓也沒有大用 -觀點非常犀利啊
-This is a very valid point. -Hey, hey, hey. -非常非常犀利 -Hey, hey, hey.
This isn't open to discussion. Hit the guy. 又沒讓你們討論 干他
Thank you. 謝謝
Clock is ticking, Eddie boy. 時間不等人哦 小Eddie
Eddie... Eddie...
...you're my son and I don't wanna see you hurt. 你是我孩子，我不願看到你受傷害
I believe we passed that point, Pop. 我覺得我們都知道，老爹
Yeah, so I'm gonna give you some advice that I have never given anybody. 對，所以我要告訴你一個我這輩子都沒跟別人說過的事兒
But in light of the current situation, I see no other alternative. 因為我現在可看不到有什麼選擇的餘地了
I'm all ears. 洗耳恭聽
Pray. 祈禱吧
I just don't wanna get stuck here. 我真不願意呆在這兒
What do you mean? It's not so bad. 啥意思啊？挺好的啊
I mean, look at me. I never got adopted. Turned out okay. 看看我，從來沒人領養我，我不也挺好的嗎
No offense, Walter, but that's kind of what I'm talking about here. 別見怪啊，這就是我的意思 Walter
You got a lot better off than I did when I was your age, bud. 你可比我像你這麼大時輕鬆多了，夥計
You try being 6'7", 290 pounds at 13. 你想啊，十三歲就兩米，二百六十多斤
It's not exactly cuddling material, you know? 都沒人願意摟著我 知道不?
Yeah, I guess. 知道
I just want a chance to be part of a family. 我就是想有個機會能成為某個家庭的一份子
You are part of a family, think about it. 你已經是了，好好想想
Oh, my God, Walter. 哎呀我去，Walter
Okay, do me a favor, would you? Okay，幫我個忙，好不？
Keep an eye on this. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 看著點兒 我去趟廁所啊
-Light a match. -See you when I get back. -快點啊 -待會兒見
Oh, Walter. Oh, Walter.
-What--? -This is the line? -哎？ -排隊吶？
Oh, wait, you-- 哎，等會，你--
-I just-- -Oh, good morning. -我-- -早上好啊
-Do you smell something? -Yeah, your-- -聞著什麼味兒沒？ -嗯，就你--
No, something else. 不是，別的味兒
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. 哎呀，哎呀，哎呀
-Henry! -Hold on, I'm in the zone. -Henry！ -等一下，我到禁區裏了
Henry! Henry！
Oh, no. 哎呀
-Fire! -What? Fire? -著火了！ -啥？著火了？
Oh, Henry, quick. Oh, Henry，快
Okay. Did anything happen? Okay.有事兒沒？
That's grease! 那是油！
Oh, my God. Quick. 天啊，快點
See, we just didn't have enough money to pay all our bills this month... 我們這月的賬單已經付不起了
...so, you know, our property insurance was one of those... 其中還包括財產保險，你懂吧
...and, you know, it's just-- It was one of those things. 而且這只是那些爛事中的一件
-lt was a gamble. -Do you think? -簡直就是賭博 -你以為呢？
Okay, just let us know when we have to have this thing done. Okay，就直接告訴我們什麼時候能搞定
Yesterday, because I'm shutting you down today. 昨天，因為今天起我要把這關了
-What? -You-- There are at 30 city ordinances... -什麼？ -你們--根據30條城市法令規定
...which make it illegal to operate a children's home without a working kitchen. 不具備廚房的孤兒院是不合法的
We don't need a kitchen. I mean, you know? We could order takeout. 我們不需要廚房啊，我們可以叫外賣啊
-The kids would love that, right? -Yeah. -孩子們都會樂壞了的，是不？ -必須的
-Yeah. -Look, I'm sorry. -就是 -聽著，不好意思
There's really nothing I can do. 我真的無能為力
If you have a problem with this, you can take it up with my boss. 要是有異議，可以向我的老闆提
You know who my boss is, don't you? 你不會不知道我的老闆是誰吧？
I don't think you wanna mess with him. 我覺得你可不想惹他吧
Excuse me, Mum. 勞駕，媽媽
I understand you have a job to do... 我瞭解這是你的工作
...but this has been the first and only real home I've ever had in my life. 但這兒是我人生中第一個而且是唯一的一個家啊
Please, sir, just give us one more chance. 拜託，先生，就再給我們多一次機會吧
Okay. 好吧
I'm gonna give you 10 days to start reconstruction. 我給你們10天的時間讓你們開始重建
If you haven't started by then, they're all going to be assigned to foster homes. 要是到那時還沒開始，他們就全得被送到收養家庭去
-Oh, my God. Thank you so much. -Yes, thank you kindly, Mum. -啊，天啊。太感謝了 -對，真的謝謝你，媽媽（他把man說成了mum）
And, kid, that is the worst accent I have ever heard in my entire life. 孩子，你這口音是我這輩子聽過最難聽的
-Gotcha. -That is great. Good job. Good job. -知道了 -太好了，做得好，做得好
Big place. Nice. 地方真大.不錯哦
This is-- No. 真是-- 得了
I can do this. 我能行
What's up, big guy? 你好啊，大只佬
So, you know, long-time listener, first-time caller. 你知道吧，聽過你很多事兒，今天第一次來看你
Okay, so, you know, huge fan. Okay，是你的超級粉絲
Love your work. 特別喜歡你的作品
You know, all the planets and trees, clouds, stars. 你懂的，那些星球啊，綠樹啊，白雲啊，星星什麼的。
Great stuff. 做的太好了
Doughnut holes. 還有甜甜圈洞
You probably also know... 你可能也知道
...that it's been a long time since I caught a break. 自從我上次交好運可有一段時間了
A really long time. 好久好久了
And.... 還有
Look, I know I've done some questionable things in the past, yeah... 聽著，我知道我以前做過一些值得商榷的事兒
...and I don't deserve it... 我不應因這些事兒受罰的
...but I was just wondering if you could do me a solid right now. 但我想你能不能現在幫我個忙
We are royally screwed. 我們這次真的完蛋了
And by royally, I mean full-on Buckingham Palace, tea and crumpets... 是那種完全的白金漢宮式的，像茶葉點心
...bad skin and crooked teeth screwed. 粗糙皮膚 扭曲的牙齒那種完蛋
I'll do anything I can to make this right, Sister. 修女姐姐，我會盡我所能去彌補的
How? How, Walter? 怎麼彌補？怎麼彌補啊，Walter？
What? With a bake sale? A car wash? 靠什麼？是買蛋糕還是去洗車啊？
You think you can raise 25 grand in one week? What is wrong with you? 你以為你能一星期就賺兩萬五千美金？有病吧？
I'm a knucklehead. 我是個笨蛋
Like a little lightning or something. 比如給我來個小閃電什麼的
A big boom. 蹦的一聲
Now you know how those boys are going to feel... 現在你可知道那些孩子的感受了
...when they are dragged out of here and sent back into the system next week. 那些被領走然後過一個星期又被送回來的孩子們
I'll think of something. 我會想出辦法的
Well, I tried. 行了，我努力了
-You damn well better. -Walter, watch out. -你知道就好 -小心，Walter
Now that's a solid. 就是這個
Hello there. I'm Eddie Sullivan. 你好，我是Eddie Sullivan
If you're looking to be a three-time champion in any form of fighting... 如果你想成為任何一種格鬥的三屆冠軍
...or you're just looking to get yourself in fighting shape-- Just kidding. 或者你就只是想擁有格鬥身材--開個玩笑
--then I'm your guy. 那麼我就是你要找的人
If you're looking for someone to give you that extra push... 如果你要找個能給你提供額外訓練
... then look no further. 不用再找了
Come on, my friend. Come on. All you gotta do is want it more than he does. 加油，朋友，加油。你要做的就是比他的渴望更強烈
Do you want it? 你有渴望嗎？
Yes! Attababy, fat boy. 好樣的！就是這樣，胖小子。
If you're serious about becoming a champion, or looking like one... 如果你真的想成為冠軍或者就想看起來像那麼回事兒
...then Eddie Sullivan's the trainer for you. 那麼Eddie Sullivan就是你的教練了喲
The best. Think about it. 做最好的。想想吧！
So? All right, what do you think? 那麼，好勒，覺得怎樣？
I think you're an idiot, Mr. Sullivan. 我覺得你是個白癡。Eddie先生
Okay, you know, that's a little harsh, wouldn't you say, Sister? Okay，修女姐姐，難道你不覺得你這麼說有點尖銳嗎？
All right. Why don't we start over? Call me Eddie. 好吧，從新來過，叫我Eddie就行
See, the thing is, Eddie, that Walter here, he just isn't really a fighter. 知道嗎，Eddie 是這樣的，我們的這個Walter他就不是一個能格鬥的
More of a gentle giant, really. 很大程度上只是個溫柔巨人，真的
Not a problemo. Look, I will take you on the road... 這都不是事兒 聽著，我會帶你起步的
...and by the time we hit New Orleans, you will be a ruthless killer. 等你到新奧爾良時，你就會變成一個無情殺手
That's not me. No. 那不是我 不是
See... 明白了吧
Mr.Sullivan...I think you're just gonna have to find someone else to do your dirty work. Sullivan先生 我看你還是找別人去幹這份苦差吧
And what exactly is in this for you, Mr. Sullivan? 這到底對你有什麼好處？Sullivan先生
What's in it for me? 對我有什麼好處？
What's--? What's in it for me? 對我有什麼好處？
The satisfaction of helping others in need. 那就是助人為樂的快感
And half the purse. 獎金半劈
Would you mind if we have a few minutes alone, please? 你可以讓我們單獨待會兒嗎？
Oh, Sister Francesca, of course I can. 哎呀，Francesca修女，當然
Yeah, take all the time you need. 待多長時間都行
Take a minute, take two. 一會兒，兩會兒
-Watch the furniture. -Thanks. -小心傢俱 -謝謝
-Out that door. -Oh, right, yeah. -門外邊 -好勒
I'm just gonna grab my computer. Lot of nuns around, you never know. 我就把電腦帶出去，這修女這麼多，說不定...
-That'll do. -Okay. -行了 -Okay
You are not seriously considering this, are you, Sister? -你不會是真要考慮吧？修女姐姐
I don't like this guy any more than you do, Mary, but he's right. Mary 我和你一樣都不喜歡這個人。但是，他說的對。
-We are out of options. -Sister Francesca-- -我們沒有選擇的餘地了 -Francesca修女
-Let me ask you something. -Yes, ma'am. -問你個事兒 -說吧 夫人
What would Jesus do? 耶穌會怎麼做？
Decline graciously. 婉言謝絕
He sacrificed his life for us. Are you willing to do the same? 他為我們犧牲了自己，你願意這麼做嗎？
-No, not really. -Get over there. All right. -不願意，不太...啊 -過來
Look out there. Just look at those boys. 看看外面 看看那些小伙子們
You should know what it's like to be a ward of the state... 你應該明白一個未成年從一個家庭被踢到另一個家庭的感受
...being bounced around from one foster home to the next. 你應該明白一個未成年從一個家庭被踢到另一個家庭的感受
Are you prepared to watch those boys go down that road, Walter? 你想看到他麼這樣嗎？Walter
-No. -Good man. -不想 -好孩子
How do we know this schmuck won't run off with all the money? -我們怎麼確保那個傻瓜不把錢都卷跑？
We don't. That's why you're going too. 沒法。所以你也得去
-What? -Let's face it, Mary. -蝦米? -面對現實吧，Mary
You're the one with the most life experience around here. 你可是這生活經驗最豐富的喲
I can only hope that it's the Lord's hand that's guiding me now. 我只能希望這是上天對我的指引了
Don't make me look like an idiot. 別讓我像個傻瓜似的
Congratulations, Mr. Sullivan. 恭喜啊，Sullivan先生
-We have a deal. -Great. -成交 -太好了
But mark my words. 記住我的話
Hell hath no fury like a nun scorned. 最毒莫過修女心
Okay, got it. Okay，明白了
-Think about it. -Think about it. -好好想想喲 -好好想想
Watch out for road rage. 小心公路暴力啊
-Bye. Mary? -Yeah? -拜拜，Mary -啥事兒？
-Call me, okay? -Okay, I will. -記得給我打電話啊 -好的，知道了
-It's gonna be fine. We got it. -Walter, put that seat belt on. -沒事的，我罩著呢 -Walter，繫好安全帶
All right, let's go. 好勒，走吧
-Bye! -Bye! -拜拜 -拜拜
All right, you got the rear naked choke. 這招叫後背裸絞
Put his neck right in your elbow. 把他脖子放你手肘上
Lock at the other elbow, push his head forward. 扣上另一個手肘，然後把他腦袋往前推
You squeeze this just right and it is lights out. 你就這麼勒住然後他就昏了
All right, you wanna connect with blows here, here, and here. 你的這兒，這兒還有這兒都會被干
-That really hurts. -Yeah, that's the point. -真疼啊 -對，疼才是重點
-I don't know about this. -Oh, relax. -我對這個不太瞭解 -哎，放心
I've trained dozens of fighters. His size alone will carry him most of the way. 我訓練過太多的格鬥手了。光他的身形就具有絕對優勢
All right, now, make a face, big boy. 來 做個鬼臉兒 大男孩
Hi. Hi
Okay, all right. Okay，好勒
We'll work on it. 處理一下就行了
You wanna tell us where we're going，Mr Sullivan? 告訴我們去哪啊 Sullivan先生
Please, you can call me Eddie. 拜託 叫我Eddie就行
I've mapped out every amateur, pro-am, and semi-official fighting event... 每個業餘，職業業餘混合還有半官方的比賽我都已經規劃好了
...from here to New Orleans. 從這到新奧爾良
We'll tape each fight, upload highlights to create lnternet buzz. 拍下每場比賽，把精華部分傳到網上，匯聚點兒人氣
Crowd support is a huge part of the game. 群眾支持可是比賽的重要部分
Now, Walter's first match is today in Jefferson City. Walter的第一場比賽就在Jefferson市，今天。
Today? 今天？
Yeah, today. Provided he doesn't knock himself out before we get there. 對啊 今天 別讓他在我們到那之前就把自己搞暈了
That's a mean face. 這個表情還有點兒惡
That's good. 不錯
Okay, fellas, come on, get out. 好勒，夥計們，起來，靠邊
My old pal Vic. You look great. 這不是我的老朋友Vic嗎 看起來不錯嘛
No, I don't. 不啊。
-What do you want? -I was looking for that son of yours. -你想要幹什麼？ -我就想來找你的兒子
I was hoping to give him a little bit more encouragement about paying off his debts. 我就想給他點小小的鼓勵，激勵他把欠我的錢還了
Oh, yeah? Well... 哦 是嗎？好吧
...I'd love to help you there, Earl, but he ain't here. 愛莫能助啊 Earl，但他不在這
-Oh, yeah? Where is he, in the back? -No. He's-- -哦，是嗎？那他在哪呢？後面？ -沒有，他在...
Well, he's on his way to New Orleans. 好吧，讓在去新奧爾良的路上
What the hell for? We crushed his only fighter. 能他娘的幹啥啊？我唯一的一個選手都被我打垮了。
Yeah, I know, but he's got a new guy. Best one I've ever seen. 是啊 我知道，但他又新找到了一個 是我見過的最好的
And he's a lot bigger and he's a lot badder... 更加大支，更加邪惡
...than this particular dirtbag you got over here. 特別是和你的那個的人渣比起來
Really? Well, I'd love to meet him. 是嗎？那我可得會會他
Yeah, well, you're not his type. 你可不是他的菜
Well, let me guess, now. 我來猜猜
I would bet that they'll be working their way on the amateur circuit... 我打賭他現在肯定在業餘巡迴賽裏面奮鬥呢吧
...on their way to New Orleans. 在通往新奧爾良的路上
But since I hate guessing, why don't you just tell me where they are? 但是我不太喜歡猜來猜去，你為什麼不直接告訴我他們在哪呢？
Not a chance in hell, Earl. 門兒都沒有，Earl
Temple Beth lsrael? Beth lsrael寺？
-Here. -Okay. -拿著 -好吧
On your head. 戴頭上
Well, I got you for 7-to-5 and you're down for a deuce. 我說早七點到晚五點你還跟我討價還價
No, 7-to-5, not 6. You want 6-to-5, call Goldsmith. 不行， 早七晚五，六點不行，你要想早六晚五的話，你找Goldsmith去
Ready when you are, Padre. Ready 哪去了？教士
Yeah. No, it's Rabbi, you putz, and you're late. 這兒呢 不對 我叫Rabbi 傻蛋 遲到了哦
I got a packed house, they're in a foul mood. Where is he? 我這兒可爆滿啊，他們心情可不太好，他人呢？
Look up. 往高了看
Oy gevalt. 我勒個去
Yeah, listen, you change down there. I just gotta make a quick call... 好吧，聽著 你去那換衣服 我得去打個電話
...and lay off a couple of bets. You're fantastic. 停止下注 你太棒了
-All right, come on. -Listen, it's me. No, the other me. -來吧 -喂，是我。不是，那個我
-Good luck, Walter. -Bye, Mary. -好運，Walter -拜拜，Mary
Let's go, Walter. Come on. Go get yourself a good seat. Go, go, go, 走 Walter，快來 過去找個好座位，快快快
This is barbaric. 這也太野蠻了
And there's no women in there. 而且裏面一個女的都沒有
-Of course not. -Well, hey. -當然沒有了 -喂
Walter-- Walter--
Oh, my God. 天啊
-Walt, what the hell is this? -You said put on my shorts. -Walt，這是他媽的什麼啊？ -你說的讓我穿褲衩的啊
There's something you don't see every day. 有些東西你不是每天都能看見的喲
Yeah, shorts. Like swimming trunks, workout shorts. Not globe-huggers. 對啊，短褲 是那種游泳褲 鍛煉褲 不是你這種低腰緊身褲
-This is all I got. -We're gonna have to work with it. -我只有這件 -好吧，就穿這個干吧
Walter, Walter, you know what, you really don't have to do this. Walter, Walter，知道嗎，你真的不必非得這麼做
Yes, I do. I mean, those kids are counting on me. 不 我必須去 那些孩子還有指望著我呢
We gonna argue about underpants or we gonna fight? 別討論褲衩的事兒了，該去幹一架了
Let's go. Let me see something. Right, you're good.Go let's go，fight 走，我先看一下，挺好的。走 干一架
-What are you looking at? -What is this? I don't think so. -看什麼呢？ -有什麼嘛？不是吧
Higher. A little higher. Put your hands up. 高點兒，再高點兒 手舉高
Higher, higher, higher. 再高 再高 再高
All right, good, go back to the corner. Go on. 好勒 到角落這邊來
All right, two feet up. Two feet up. 好了，往上兩英尺
Okay, we have in this corner... Okay 這邊角落的是
...the Monster of Matzah, the Kosher Killer, the Spartan of Schpielkiss... 無酵餅怪物 猶太教教許殺手 Schpielkiss之斯巴達
...I give you Sugar Ray Rosenberg! 他就是Sugar Ray Rosenberg
Hold on. Hold on. 等一下 等一下
And now we have the challenger in this corner. 現在介紹挑戰者 在這個角落裏的是
Measuring a monolithic 7 feet tall... 身高達到驚人的7英尺（2.13米）的
...and tipping the scales... 磅秤上顯示
...at no less than a very unsvelte 445 pounds. 體重絕不低於445磅（201.8公斤）的
I give you the Pantaloonatic. 他就是褲衩小胖子
Yes. That's right. 歐耶 這才像話
Shut up. Oh, shut up. Shut up. 閉嘴 閉嘴吧
-Nice head ring. You look great. -Come here. -項圈不錯呦 -過來吧
All right, listen, guys. 夥計們，聽著
There are no rules except no hitting below the belt. 只要不打腰部以下，其餘沒有規則
Nothing below the kishkis, you understand what i say ? 不能打那個地方，知道我的是說什麼不？
And behind the neck, that's not good either. Those are the rules. 脖子後邊也不行 就這些規則
Shake hands and when the bell rings, give me a fight. 握一下手，鈴響就開打
Relax. 放鬆
Eddie, are you sure about this? He seems like a nice guy and all. I mean-- Eddie 你有把握嗎？ 他看起來人還不錯啊 我是說...
That guy hates Christmas. 那哥們兒狠聖誕節喲
-How can anybody hate Christmas? -He does. -怎麼能有憎恨聖誕節的人呢？ -他就是
-Walter, move around. -Eddie. -Walter,來回移動 -Eddie
-Lift your head. -What's he doing? -頭抬起來啊 -他幹什麼呢？
Move your arms, wave. Something. 胳膊動啊 揮拳啊 幹點兒啥啊
-This is something. -Eddie. -這不幹著呢麼 -Eddie
Pick your head up. 抬頭啊
Come on, fight. Do something. 快啊 干他 干他
Move around. Move it. 動一動 動啊
-lt hurts, Eddie. -Move your hands. -疼啊 Eddie -手動一動
Look, he's getting tired. 看，他累了吧
Do something, pal. 干他啊 哥們兒
Hit somebody. Hit anybody. 幹他，干誰都行
Hey, stay there, Walter. 堅持住 Walter
I thought he said no hitting below the belt. 不是說不讓打腰部以下嗎？
Stand up. 站起來
-Yeah, baby. -What? You mean he won? -耶 寶貝 -什麼？ 他贏了？
Walter won. Walter贏了
-Yes. -We won! We won! -yes -贏了 贏了
We have a winner. 勝負已分
Use your arms. Fight! 抬手 干他
Look, all things considered, I think it went pretty well. 綜合各個方面考慮我覺得相當的不錯
-Really? -Close that door. -真的嗎？ -把門關上
Sorry. 抱歉
I mean, look, you know, you could use a little polishing. 我是說 你其實還有一點點要改進的
Well, a lot. A lot of polishing. 好吧 很多 還差一大截
But, you know, at the end of the day, you won the fight. 但是 不管怎麼樣 最後你還是贏了
It's hot in here. Come on. 這麼熱呢
Not to mention that that's gotta be the first time in MMA history... 更別提這將會成為MMA（綜合格鬥賽）史上的第一次
...a fight ended that way, by smothering. 以那樣的方式結束戰鬥 把對手壓的喘不過氣
That's gotta be worth at least a million hits on YouTube. Youtube上至少得有一百萬個點你的
We have to make sure that they never get to New Orleans. 我們必須確保他們到不了新奧爾良
Yeah? Well, how do you suppose we do that? 是嗎？你覺得我們應該怎麼幹？
I have absolutely no idea at all. 我必然沒招啊
I'm making all of this crap up as I go along. 我一路上一直在想招呢
Kind of like improvisation? 有點像即興演說？
Well, first thing we do is have a little chat with my old pal Eddie. 首先要做的就是先跟我們的老朋友Eddie談談
-How's your head, man? -My head's okay. It's-- -腦袋沒事吧，哥們兒？ -沒事兒了
It's better than the rest of my body, though. 再怎麼樣也別我身體的其他部分要好
Oh, like my back. 啊 比如說後背
Like the back of my legs. 腿後面
It's riding that doggone bus. 就坐那個破車坐的
Time for bed. 該睡覺嘍
Oh, that is wrong. It's wrong. 別搞 別搞
Are you--? 你們？
I'm okay. I'm okay. 我沒事兒 沒事兒
Oh, it works. 哎呀 好了
Well, I was just, you know, heading off to bed. 我正好剛要去睡覺
Thought maybe you guys would wanna head off to bed... 以為你們要上床睡覺
...but like on separate side of the bed. 但是那種分開睡的
-You know.... -That would be a good thing. -可能這樣也挺好的
I wanted to talk to you if I could. 要是可以的話 我想跟你聊聊
Alone and in private. 私下聊 就我們倆
-Okay. Good night. -No offense, Eddie. Thanks. -Okay 晚安 -沒別的意思啊 Eddie
Well, hello there, Eddie. 你好啊 Eddie
Hello there, Earl. 你也好啊 Earl
Well, okay, Eddie boy. I would like to strongly suggest... Okay 小Eddie，我想強烈的向你建議
...that you go nowhere near the city of New Orleans. 千萬別去 新奧爾良
Mary, I know you haven't really liked exactly how things are going. Mary 我知道你不怎麼太喜歡事情變成這樣
And I can't say that I'm having fun either. 而且我也覺得沒多大意思
Bit of an understatement. I mean, this whole thing has been terrible. 簡而言之 這整件事情都太糟了
Terrible idea. Really. I don't know what Sister Francesca was thinking. 這主意太爛了 真的 我都不知道Francesca在想些什麼
-Just let me-- -I owe her my life but-- -聽我說... -她是救過我的命
Just let me-- 聽我說
Look at this from my eyes, okay? 看著我的眼睛 好嗎？
Okay. I'm sorry. What? Okay 抱歉 說吧
I'm out on the road for the first time in my life. 這是我這一生第一次出來
I'm doing something important. 我做的事兒很重要
To me, I have a chance to make some things right. 起碼對我來說 我終於有機會把事情做好
First of all, Walter... 首先 Walter
...this wasn't all your fault. 這不全是你的錯
Mary, come on. 得了 Mary
Everything's my fault, in one way or another. 不管怎麼樣全都是我的錯
But this, this gave me a chance to be something that I've never been. 但這回 我有機會做我從來都沒做過的事兒
Probably never will be. 可能永遠都沒法做
But it's a chance. 但這是一個機會
For what? 能怎樣啊？
To be the hero. 成為一個英雄
I mean, not even in the same zip code as the good old Crescent City. 我的意思是就連郵政編碼和那一樣的城市都不行
You know, Eddie boy, there are so many different ways that I could hurt you... 我有的是方法能玩死你 你懂得 小Eddie
...that I'm just now actually starting to warm up. 這只是個熱身而已
Now, that's improvisation. 嗯 這才叫即興演說
All right, very important issue. What image do we wanna project in the ring? 好 非常重要的問題 我們想在擂台上呈現一個怎樣的形象？
I think the underpants thing is humiliating. 我覺得褲衩那檔子事兒可夠丟人的
Oh, finally, something we agree on. 哎呀 終於有件事兒我們能達成一致了
When we hit the next town, we'll gear up with some real shorts. 到下個城市時，我們得裝備點兒真正的短褲了
-The engine's smoking. -Something to put fear in them. -引擎冒煙了 -那種蘊含著恐懼
The engine is smoking. 引擎冒煙了
What do you mean the engine's smoking? 短褲還能引擎冒煙？
Pull to the side. Oh, God. Don't panic. Don't panic. 靠邊 天啊 不要驚慌 不要驚慌
Slow down! 慢點兒
Everybody okay? 大家都沒事兒吧
-Do you smell gas? -What? -聞著汽油味了嗎？ -什麼？
Hey, that was some real calm-under-pressure stuff back there. 剛才那真是臨危不懼啊
Oh, just FYl, gas on the right, brake on the left. 順便告訴你一下 油門在右邊 剎車在左邊
Screw you. 去你大爺
Real nice language coming from church lady over here. 作為教堂女這話說得可真文雅啊
Church lady? What is that supposed to mean? 教堂女？ 什麼意思？
I don't know. I figured you're some kind of nun-in-training or something. 我也不知道，我以為你是那種代培的修女吶
No, I work at the orphanage, okay? 不是 我在孤兒院工作 可以不？
-Okay. -ldiot. -可以 -白癡
-You're an idiot. -You're an idiot. -你白癡 -你白癡
Sister Francesca has been really good to me, so.... Francesca修女對我特別的好，所以
To all of us. She's a fine woman. 對我們每個人都是 她是個好人
Real peach. Let's talk about today's match. 真吸引人啊 還是談談今天的比賽吧
Two hundred dollars, which we could use. 我們本來有二百美元可用
Mad Milton said we've gotta be there by 4:00. 瘋狂Milton說我們四點前必須到哪
Mad Milton? Really? 叫什麼？瘋狂Milton？
Yeah, really. He's the promoter. 對 就是 他是比賽的承辦人
And we have no way of getting there on foot and we have no money. 四點前絕對走不到那兒而且咱們一分兒錢沒有
But somehow you think that a car is gonna come by and pick us up... 那你還妄想會有人願意讓我們搭順風車
...even though we're standing next to a 450-pound, 7-foot-tall man. 還不在意旁邊有個七英尺高四百五十磅重的傢伙
-No offense, Walter. -It's okay. -無意冒犯啊 Walter -沒事兒
I can be brutal on a car suspension. 把我掛懸架上都行
-I bet you can. You have a better idea? -I do, as a matter of fact. -我打賭你可以 但你有更好的主意嗎？ -其實，姐有
That worked. 成功了
You need a ride? 需要搭便車嗎？
-Thank you for picking us up. -Oh, yeah, ain't no problem, son. -感謝你載我們 -沒問題的 孩子
You know, I'll tell you God's honest truth, sometimes it gets kind of lonely out here. 告訴你有時候 一個人在這還挺寂寞的 上帝可以作證
Driving mile after mile after... 一直這麼開啊開啊
...mile. 開
There's nobody to talk to... 也沒有人說個話兒
...or share your innermost feelings with. 想掏個心窩子也沒人聽
Thattaboy. That's what I'm talking about. That is the magic. 棒極了 這就是我說的 有魔力的
So... 那麼...
...what are you hauling? 你運的是啥啊？
What are you hauling back here? 後面運的是什麼啊？
I'm in the import-export business. 我幹的可是進出口貿易啊
Mostly in toward imports, you know what I mean? 主要是進口 知道啥意思不？
That's-- That's interesting. 哦 有點兒意思
Any idea what he just said? 知道他說什麼不？
That you remind him of his nephew who he misses very much... 你讓他想起他特別想念的侄子了
...and, you know, wants to know if you would... 然後他想知道你能不能
...give him a hug. 給他個愛的抱抱
Okay. That's a little awkward, but yeah. You know, yeah, sure. Okay 是有點兒尷尬 但是 可以 來吧
You know, anything to make this go a little easier. 能讓這變得輕鬆點兒 再怎麼都可以
Yup. 對
Twenty-eight and three-quarter hours' worth of straight driving. 連續開了二十八小時又三刻鐘
-Did we just hit something? -Oh, no. -撞到什麼了吧 -沒有
Sometimes you don't tie your load down, she'll jostle on you a bit. 有時候貨沒繫好 她就反過來撞你一下
So you said you've been driving 28 and three-quarter hours? 你是說你已經連開了二十八小時又三刻鐘
You must be exhausted, right? 你肯定已經精疲力盡了吧
Oh, no. 沒有
You know, one time I drove all the way from Tijuana to Vancouver... 又一次哥從Tijuana一路開到Vancouver
...without so much as stopping to take a leak. 除了尿尿基本沒停過
Oh, hell, that reminds me too. 哎呀 靠 這倒提醒我了
There we go. Mind knocking the lid off that for me, sugar? 這呢 介意不介意幫我把蓋兒打開 甜心？
Yeah. Ain't that a little dangerous, driving that far? 好的 開這麼久不會有些危險嗎？
Yeah, there you go. 注意了啊
-Oh, that's pee. That's pee! -Yeah. I appreciate it. -哎呀 尿啊這是 -感謝
Yeah, well, that one got a little heat rash on it. 那上面可有點痱子喲
Either your Spanish sucks or you set me up. 不是你西班牙語說得爛就是你故意玩兒我
-Oh, you're not as dumb as I thought. -What is your problem, lady? -哦 你還沒有我想像的那麼傻嘛 -你是不是有病啊 小姐？
-You've been nothing but cold to me. -I don't trust you. -你一直對我這麼冷淡 -我不信任你
And that big guy up front, I love him like a brother. 還有前面的那個大傢伙 我愛他如同兄弟
If anything happens to him , Sister Francesca will be the least of your problems. 要是有什麼意外 Francesca修女可饒不了你
You know what, you're becoming a real pain in the-- 知道嗎？ 你簡直就是
All right, all right, no mas. Stop doing that. 好好好 別搞了
Can you move, Wilbur? Wilbur 靠邊點兒行不？
All ashore that's going ashore. 該上路的都上路去吧
Get back in the dang truck! 回車廂裏
Oh, boy. 天吶
-Back in the truck. Back in the truck. -Not you, them. Go, go, go. -都回去 都回去 -沒說你 說他們呢 走
This way. Run. 這邊 快跑
Move it. 快
Milton? Milton?
-Hello? -It's about time you showed up, Sullivan. -有人嗎？ -你丫來的真是時候 Sullivan
I got a business to run here. 我這正好做生意呢
-Mad Milton, this is my fighter, Walter. -What's up, dawg? -瘋狂Milton 這位是我的選手 Walter -好啊，哥們兒
What's with the skirt? 穿裙子的小妞是誰啊？
It's his mother, Mary. 他媽 Mary
-Oh, nice to meet you, Milton. -Nice to meet you too, sweet cheeks. -很高興見到你 Milton -我也很高興見到你 甜臉兒妹子
Sweet cheeks? Really? Where do you find these people? 甜臉兒妹子？沒聽錯吧？ 你怎麼認識這幫人的？
Listen, this is a firm 200, right? 聽著 200塊妥妥兒的 對吧
Minus the vig you still owe me from last time. 減掉利息 你還欠著我呢
Hey, I paid you back. 嘿 我還你了
Hey, you know the deal. 嘿 你丫知道協議吧
Now get your fighter ready. We got a hard-out here at 6 sharp. 快讓你的選手準備好 6點整準時開始
-Six o'clock, I got it. -Good. -六點 瞭解 -好
Thanks. 謝謝啊
All right, sit down. 好了 坐下吧
No, no, no. 別 別 別
Been there, done that. Put your pants back on. 別在這啊 褲子穿上
Am I hallucinating? 我是不是產生幻覺了？
It's like Lord ofthe Flies out there. What the hell is going on? 外面的那個簡直就是蒼蠅王啊 怎麼他媽回事啊？
Would you relax? This is perfectly normal. 別激動啊 這已經非常正常了
Keep him company. I'm gonna check out the competition. 陪著他 我出去看看
-Relax. -"Perfectly normal." -別激動 -「非常正常」
What's up, Jim? What's up, yo? 好啊 Jim 好啊 喲
Let me be your manager. Call me. 讓哥當你經紀人吧 給哥打電話啊
All right, everybody, calm it down... 好了 大傢伙 控制一下情緒
...because we have the final fight coming up next. 因為馬上就要到今天的主賽了
But once it is over, I do not need anyone leaving their trash in my yard, okay? 等一會結束了，誰都別在哥後院留下垃圾 好嗎？
I don't need no trash in my yard. 再說一遍 哥的後院不需要垃圾
Especially you, fat boy Dennis, okay? Do you hear me? 特別是你 肥小子Dennis 聽見沒？
Get your fat butt up and clean up my mama's petunias. 把你的肥臀挪開 把我媽的牽牛花打掃乾淨
All right, Walter. 好勒 Walter
It's time to get your head in the game. 是時候開始比賽了
This guy you're gonna fight... 要和你打的這個人
...he's a bad man. 是個壞人
What do you mean, a bad man? 壞人 什麼意思？
What the hell is going on back here? 這他媽的是幹什麼呢？
Oh crap！My dad's home early. You're in trouble. 我靠 我爸提前回來了 你廢了
He's mean to women and children and he does it for fun. 他對婦女兒童非常的不好而且就是為了好玩
I don't want this going on in my back yard. 不許在我家後院搞這個
Get out of there right now. 現在都給我滾出去
You all need to have a little respect here. 你們全都應該尊重這兒
Now, the world is looking for a hero... 現在 世界期待著一個英雄的出現
...to step in and put an end to his reign of terror. 來終結他得恐怖統治
You can be that hero, Walter. 這個英雄會是你嗎？
-I can be that hero? -Yes. -會是我嗎？ -必須的
You can be the hero. 就是你了
I want y'all out of here now. 所有人都給我滾出去
You got 10 seconds to get out of my yard before I call the cops. 給你們10秒鐘滾蛋 不然叫警察了啊
Ten, nine.... 十，九...
He might be yelling, he might be screaming "help." 他也許會大喊大叫，也許會喊「救命」
I don't care if he's foaming at the mouth. 不管他是不是口吐白沫
You destroy this guy before he even knows what hit him! 你在他意識到是誰在打他之前就把他給我幹倒
Now what's it gonna be? 怎麼樣？
Are you gonna let this monster win? 你會讓這個怪獸贏嗎？
No! 絕不
Your reign of terror is over. 你的恐怖統治完蛋了
-Yeah! -Yeah! -耶 -耶
This is all my fault. 這都是怪我
It's not your fault. Well, it is your fault, but I'll be fine. 不怪你 好吧 就算是你的錯吧 但是我沒事兒了
They were just sending a message, is all. 他們不過是想向你傳遞個信息
That message is "do not enter the pro-am tournament." 那就是「別去比業餘職業混合錦標賽」
Hey, could I get a little privacy here, please? 給我點兒隱私空間 好嗎？
Look. Pop, look, I know you don't have medical insurance, okay? 聽著 老爹 我知道你沒有醫療保險 對吧？
I can be back by tomorrow morning. 我明天早上就能回去了
I'll keep the gym open, you know, somehow, for as long as-- 體育館我會一直開著 不管怎樣 一直到...
No, no, no. 不 不 不
Eddie, no. 別啊 Eddie
Now, you listen to me, son. You listen to me carefully. 兒子 現在聽我說 給老子挺清楚了
There is only one way out of this. 要擺脫這局面只有一種方法
You got to enter that pro-am tournament... 你一定要去參加業餘職業混合錦標賽
...and you got to win it. 而且你必須贏
You avenge me, son. 替我報仇啊 兒子
You avenge me. 給爹報仇啊
Is everything okay, Mr. Sullivan? 還好吧？ Mr. Sullivan
Guys. Guys. 夥計們 夥計們
-Are you sure, Pop? -I got to go. -你確定嗎？ 老爹 -我得掛了
Pop? 老爹
Are you ready for your sponge bath? 準備好洗海綿澡了嗎？
Dear Henry, the trip's been amazing so far. 親愛的Henry 目前來看 旅途相當愉快
Learning a lot. 我學到了很多東西
Met some really interesting Jews. 遇到了幾個特別有意思的猶太人
Mostly nice. 人挺好的
Passed through Louisville and saw Colonel Sanders' grave... 我們經過了Louisville還看見Sanders上校（肯德基那大爺）的墓了
...and the birthplace of the cheeseburger. Awesome. 還有乳酪漢堡的誕生地 太爽了
The countryside is beautiful. 鄉下的風景太美了
We got a firsthand look at it when we blew up the bus. 我們可是親眼所見啊 當然是在我們把汽車給整炸了之後
More on that later. 更多的細節都是後話
Move it, fatty. So, what I was saying, there was this girl.... 起來 胖子 說到哪兒了？ 有個姑娘
Hang in there, buddy, and tell all the kids I'm gonna make things right. 哥們兒 堅持住 告訴孩子們我會搞定的
Your pal, Walter. 你的老兄 Walter
-ls everything okay? -Everything's fine. -沒事兒吧？ -沒事兒
What about with us, Eddie? I have a responsibility to those kids. 我們呢？ Eddie 我得對那幫孩子們負責啊
We don't have any money, We don't have any transportation. 我們又沒錢又沒交通工具
How about you try to focus on something that isn't so obvious? 這都被你發現了？
Okay. Where--? What are you doing? Okay，你幹什麼去？
Unless you have a plan, make yourself comfortable. We'll sleep here. 除非你有什麼高招，不然我們晚上就只能露宿在這兒了
What? 什麼？
Well, hello, love. 你好啊 小可愛
See? Making friends already. 看見了吧 這就叫上朋友了
Not for me. And certainly not for Walter. 別找我啊 也別找Walter
Come on, baby. See, he just wants to talk to you for a minute. 拜託 寶貝兒 他只不過就想跟你聊聊
Oh, yeah. No, I mean, this is so much better. 哦 這下可好多了
I can't believe you know someone who lives in this dump. 我都不敢相信你還認識住在這個垃圾堆的人
People who live in glass houses, Eddie. 請叫他們生活在玻璃房中的人 Eddie
-I have no idea what that means, Mary. -lt means you should shut the hell up. -Mary 什麼意思啊？ -意思就是 你他媽的把嘴閉上
I make the decisions from now on. 現在起 老娘說的算
You got it. So far you're batting a thousand. 你沒問題的 目前來看還是很成功喲
Oh, my God. 偶賣糕的
-Sapphire. -Mary. It's Mary. -Sapphire. -Mary.是Mary啦
Mary. Mary
Oh, my God, Mary. I'm so glad to see you. 偶賣糕的 Mary 見到你真是太好了
You get on in here. You get on in. Come on. I can't believe this. 快進來 快進來 我都不敢相信了
Come on, they're girls, they're loud. Let's go. 來吧 姑娘們就是吵吵鬧鬧的 來吧
Oh, come in. 快 進來
Well, you know what, it is a good thing you got that random pole here... 知道嗎？ 你這恰巧有個管子真是個福利啊
...just to hold that roof up. 真好頂到房頂上
How do you two guys know each other again? 你們是怎麼認識彼此的了？
Oh, we used to be dancers. 啊 我倆以前都是伴舞的
Dance teachers. Yeah, like a long time ago. 是舞蹈老師 對啊 好久以前的事兒了
We used to, you know, like-- 我們以前經常 知道嗎 那種--
-Oh, it was a tap-dancing routine. -Yeah. -啊 踢踏舞那一套 -對
Ballet. 芭蕾啊
Listen, Tina, we actually need to-- 聽著 Tina 我們其實是需要
We need to, like, get a job. Get some work. 需要找份工作
You know, we gotta make some money so we can get to New Orleans. 知道不 我們得賺點錢才能去到新奧爾良
So like anything at all. 幹什麼都行
Y'all can come to the fair tomorrow. I can get you some work there. 你們明天都去露天遊樂場吧 在那兒 我還能給你們要點兒活兒干
Oh, that's great. That's perfect. 太好了 太好了
Let's all just put a break on that for a second. No offense. Tina, is it? 先等一下 沒別的意思啊 Tina 是吧？
Yeah, Tins. 好的 我說小T啊
Walter here is a fighter, all right? 我們Walter可是個鬥士 知道不？
And I'm his manager, okay? 我是他的經紀人 好嗎？
We're not looking to be any kind of carnies... 我們可不想當什麼巡迴演藝團
...or circus freaks or anything like that. 或者什麼馬戲團怪胎什麼其他的
Well, first of all, I don't know where you've been... 好吧 首先 我都不知道你怎麼想的
...but Walter is clearly not a fighter. 但是 Walter可絕不是什麼鬥士
What are you talking about? He's a fighter, right? 說什麼呢？ 他就是個鬥士 對吧?
-I can fight. -Well, you certainly are a big, strong man. -我能打 -你的確是個高大的爺們兒
A fighter, huh? 鬥士 啊？
Yeah, I'm a fighter. 對啊 我就是個鬥士
-Yeah, I mean-- -That's right. -對啊，我是說 -這才像話嘛
You know, I beat up.... 我把那個誰給揍了
I beat up this kid's dad. 那個 一個小孩他爹
Well, I'm sure he was a bad dad. 那我敢肯定他不是什麼好爹
-Yeah. -He was a bad dad. -對 -肯定不是好爹
Yes. No. Bad. 必須的 不是好人
Yeah. Yes, he was. 對 對 就是
I know. I got it. I got it. 知道了 有辦法了 有辦法了
I saw something at the carnival. This thing. There was a sign. 我在嘉年華上看到過 一個東西 有個標牌
And it said, "Come one, come all, to fight Bare-Knuckle Dave." 寫的是「來啊 放馬過來 與赤手Dave一戰」
And there's like a 500-dollar prize. 好像 還有五百塊的獎金
Okay. All right. That's what I'm talking about, Tins. Okay 太好了 這才是我說的 小T
-Yeah. -Bare-knuckle fighting, $500. -耶 -赤手拳賽 五百美金
I'm liking it! 我超喜歡喲
Okay, Walter, so this is called a front-thrust kick. Okay Walter 這招叫前蹴踢
Oh, God. Oh, God. 哦 天吶
Oh, jeez. 哦 上帝呀
Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
So kicking may not be one of our go-to moves. 看來咱們可不怎麼擅長踢了
We'll just have to play to your strengths. 咱們就充分利用起你的體重
I can pick up a Volkswagen. 我能抬起一輛大重哦
Okay, okay. We can work with that. Here. Okay, okay.咱們來試試
-Okay. -Thanks, Eddie. -Okay -謝了Eddie
I've only seen a few episodes of Extreme Makeover... 我就看過不幾集的《改頭換面》（一檔真人秀）
...but I do consider myself a little bit of a stylist. 不過我真的覺得我可有點設計師的意思啊
Without further ado, I introduce to you the new and improved Walter. 不說廢話了 讓我向你介紹最新的改進版的Walter
-All right. -All right Walter. -好勒 -Walter
Come on, baby. You-- Don't be shy. Come on. 出來啊 寶貝兒 別害羞嘛 來
Come on. 來吧
-Papa likes. -Oh, my God. -我的那個親爹啊 -哦天啊
-That's awesome. Look at the goatee. -Oh, my God. -太帥了 看吶犀利的山羊鬍 -我的天啊
-All the hair's gone. -You got the tattoos. -頭髮都沒了 -還問上身了
You are such a good artist. 你真是個藝術家啊
Walter, you look so scary. Walter 看起來真嚇人啊
All right, buddy. Make that war face. Let's see it. 來 夥計 做個要跟人死磕的表情 咱們看看
-War face? -Yes. -死磕？ -對
Come on, now. Have it. 來吧 做一個
Oh, my God. 我的天啊
Okay, well, we're making progress. Okay 咱們已近有很大的進步了
Oh, my God. How are we going, partner? 天啊 怎麼樣了 我的夥伴？
-It's good, but it's very poppy. -Hello there. -挺好的 但容易上癮啊 -你好嗎
I made a special one for you. 我給你做了個特別的喲
-You want a funnel cake? -To give you lots of energy. -來個尖角蛋糕嗎？ -能給你不少能量喲
Thank you. 謝謝
All right, let's go, Romeo. You got a fight. Come on. 行了 走吧 羅密歐 還得去格鬥呢 快點兒
-Hi, Mary. -Hi, Walter. -Hi, Mary. -Hi, Walter.
-Come on. Come on. -We're gonna come watch you. Good luck. -快點 快點 -一會兒就過去看你喲 好運
Here we go. Duck. Tree. 走了 蹲下 注意樹
You got a crush. 他可喜歡上你了喲
Hey, man, you fighting Bare-Knuckle Dave? 嘿 你要跟赤泉Dave打？
Word of advice, man. Just keep on moving. 給你個建議 哥們 不停地移動
You mind not talking to my fighter before the fight? 別在賽前跟我的都是瞎傳授經驗 好嗎？
Bob and weave, Tiny. 左擋右閃啊
-Bob and weave. -Okay, okay. -記住 左擋右閃 -Okay，okay.
This is a good crowd. This will be great for your lnternet buzz. 這人可不少啊 在網上火起來就靠這兒了
Give me that. That stuff will rot your-- Give it to me. 給我 這玩意兒會腐蝕你的 快給我
Okay, ladies and gentlemen. Okay 女士們先生們
We have an exciting new challenger for our reigning champ, Bare-Knuckle Dave. 終於有新的挑戰者來和赤拳Dave爭奪地區冠軍了
Let's give a warm welcome for today's victim. What's this dead man's name? 熱烈歡迎 今天的犧牲品 那個誰了？
Hey, listen, Mr. Small Town Comedian, he's gonna do fine. His name is Walter. 嘿 聽著點 小城喜劇演員先生 他不會失敗的 記住他叫Walter
-Walter. -Yeah! -Walter. -耶
Now, without further ado, let's bring on our reigning champ, Bare-Knuckle Dave. 現在 話不多說 有請我們的地區冠軍 赤拳Dave
All right, you're gonna do great, okay? 你會好好表現對嗎？
Dave! Dave! Dave!
Give me that. 給我吧
All right, we got it. 行了 我們可以的
Oh, my God. 我的那個老天爺啊
What? 什麼？
It's.... 這貨是
-Knuckle Dave's a bear? -Don't panic. -赤拳Dave的狗熊？ -別慌啊
Stay in there. Don't panic. 在裏面呆著 別慌 別慌
Stay in there? What are you talking about? That's a bear. 在裏面呆著？說什麼呢？那可是隻狗熊
Eddie, it's a bear. Eddie 這貨是隻狗熊
Oh, God. Run, run, run. Circles, circles. 天吶 快跑 繞圈 繞圈
Okay. What did that guy say? Okay 那哥們兒說啥了？
You bob and weave. 左右閃躲
Or shuck and jive. 或者左衝右突
I think this bear's angry. 我看這貨是怒了
Eddie, there's a bear on me. Eddie 它趴我身上了
Oh, my God, I can't look. 天啊 不敢看了
Eddie.
Dave! Dave! Dave!
-Funnel cake. -You got him. -油炸蛋糕 -你能搞定他
Funnel cake, Eddie, give the bear the funnel cake, please. 油炸蛋糕 Eddie 快給他吃油炸蛋糕
Walter!
Walter, bear on my back. Walter 這貨跑我背上了
Walter, bear on that-- Walter 這貨跑--
He's touching me. He's touching me. 他摸著我了 他摸著我了
Squeeze. That's it. Squeeze. 勒住了 勒住了
That's his bear sleeper hold. 這招叫狗熊頸鎖固定
-Just go to sleep. -Squeeze him. -昏了吧 -勒他
That's it. Good night. We won! 好勒 晚安吧 我們贏了
That's my boy. 好小子
You're a champion! 你是冠軍了
-You can have the funnel cake now. -I don't want it. No, thank you. -現在可以吃油炸蛋糕了 -不用了 謝謝
Hey, you know what, he's okay. Look at him. 知道嗎 他沒什麼事兒哦 看看
-It's gonna be all right, baby boy. -How about this? -會沒事兒的 寶貝兒 -這個怎麼樣？
Y'all are a bunch of animals. 你簡直就是個牲口
You're animals. Y'all are just animals. 你個畜生 你們都是畜生
All right, bob and leave. Bob and leave. Yeah. 好 左右搖擺 左右搖擺
-Thank you. Thank you. -Five hundred dollars. -謝了 謝了 -五百美元
What do you think you're doing in here? 以以為你在幹什麼呢？
You know the rules. No one is allowed in here without supervision. 你明白規矩吧 不經允許任何人都不准到這來
But then again, you don't play by the rules, do you, Henry? 但是 好像你一直都不按規矩來啊 是吧 Henry？
I was watching Walter. 我在看Walter
Show me. 給我看看
-Oh, my Lord in heaven. -Your reign of terror is over. -哦 我天堂裏的主啊 -你的恐怖統治完蛋了
Yeah, baby!
I can't believe you're happy when you almost got Walter killed. 我都不敢相信Walter差點死了 你還笑得出來
Walter? The bear almost ate me. Walter？那狗熊差點把我吃了
Well, there's no accounting for good taste. 你要是味兒好他早就吃了
Okay, you gotta be kidding me. 別搞笑了
What? 咋了？
It says "all you can eat." 還真是「想吃多少拿多少」啊
Yeah, not "you can eat it all." What's the matter, you're not big enough? 你吃得了嗎？ 怎麼著 你還覺得自己不夠大嗎？
I can't have you getting sick on me, Walter. 我可不能讓你在我這兒生病啊
I've got a cast-iron stomach. 我這胃可是鑄鐵的
Big man, big appetite. I like that. 人長得大 飯量也大 我喜歡喲
Hey, is there any way y'all could pass this way as you head home? 你們回去時能不能再經過這兒啊
-Oh, yeah, well, definitely. -Yeah. -當然啊 -對
Suppose. 可能吧
What? 幹啥啊
Pardon me. 原諒我
I'm sorry. Please, excuse me. 抱歉 拜託 借過
I gotta-- 我要--
No, no, no. 不 不 不
Come on. 拜託了
All right. 好吧
Help! 救命啊
I'm sorry. 不好意思
-Let me out. -I'm so sorry. -讓我出去 -抱歉啊
Mama, I just wanted to say I love you. 媽媽 我只是想跟你說一聲 我愛你
Can you--? Keep pushing. 能嗎？繼續推
Good God almighty! 我萬能的上帝啊
A courtesy flush, please. I'm begging you. 按一下強制沖水 求你了
How can you not flush? You better be glad I can't whup that big butt of yours. 怎麼就吧知道沖水呢 你真應該慶幸我現在沒法拿鞭子抽你的大屁股
Walter.
-I'm sorry, please, forgive me. -Poor thing. -實在抱歉 各位 原諒我吧 -小可憐兒
Please forgive me. 原諒我吧
My dogs! My dogs are on that bus! My dogs. 我的狗狗 我的狗狗還在車上呢 我的狗狗
Come on, come on. 快 快
Hurry. 快點
Hey, now, if this doesn't work... 嘿 如果這招要是不行的話
...we may need the Jaws of Life, okay? 我們可能就要用救生鉗了 Okay？
-Okay. -All right. -好的
All right, boys, once more. 好勒 夥計們 再來一次
Heave! 拉
Yeah!
-That's great. -Yeah! 不錯
-Yeah! -Pull, come on. -拉啊
So maybe not so much with the buffets for you anymore. 可能你以後都想用不了自助餐了
Yeah, I can live with that. 對啊 我忍得住的
This knucklehead just choked out a 1600-pound bear. 這傻瓜勒暈了一隻1千六百磅重的狗熊
Yeah. Do you have a plan B? 對啊 有B計劃嗎？
I am sorry to keep you waiting, Mr. and Mrs.-- 抱歉讓你久等了 怎麼稱呼
Wilkins. Bob and Jennifer Wilkins. 丈夫Bob Wilkins.以及太太Jennifer Wilkins.
-And you? -This is my assistant... -你是？ -這位是我的助手
...Fredrick Rumsfeld lll. Fredrick Rumsfeld三世
What's up, Sister? 你好啊 姐妹
Yes. 好吧
And you are all here because--? 你們到這來是為了--
You see, Sister, my lovely wife and l have been happily married for 10 years... 姐妹 我和我這個可愛的妻子已經結婚十年了 非常幸福
...and we've been trying to have kids for a lot longer than that... 而且我們一直想生個孩子
...but I think that the good Lord has a higher calling for our family. 但是我覺得可能是仁慈的主對我們家的要求比較高吧
Isn't that right, honey? 對吧 親愛的
Honey? 親愛的
We believe the children are the future. 我們覺得孩子就是未來
We wanna teach them-- 我們會叫他們那個...
You're gonna have to excuse my wife. 您得原諒我妻子
You see, she's barren, she's fouled. She's all dried up down there. 她就不生孩子 都堵了 她下面那兒都乾涸了
I'll tell you the truth, I don't know what the hell is going on. 實話實話吧 我都不知道他娘的怎麼了
-The Lord works in mysterious ways. -Oh, praise the Lord, Sister, yeah. -主造物自有神秘之處 -感謝上帝啊 姐妹
Look what I found. 看我找到什麼了
I'm gonna be honest with you. 我實話跟你們說
I'm afraid we don't have any children who would-- 空怕 我們這沒有
Would be appropriate for you at this time. 沒有能合適你們家的
Are you telling me a nice kid like this kid here... 你是說向這位小朋友這麼可愛的小孩子
...needs a home, I'm willing to provide a home... 需要一個家庭 而我有願意提供一個家庭
...and somehow I'm not good enough? 但某種程度上我還不夠好嗎？
In a nutshell, yes. 簡單的說 是的
Now, there is clearly something off about all of this. 確實有些不夠好的地方
I'm real sorry to hear that... 我真的很遺憾
...because I've got everything a kid could possibly want. 孩子想要什麼我都能滿足
Money, home, pool, 146-inch plasma... 錢啊 家啊 泳池啊 146英吋的等離子電視啊
...HBO. ...HBO台啊（美國最大的電影頻道）
A dream come true for some nice kid. 好孩子的夢想實現了喲
And you continue to make my argument for me, Mr. Wilkins... 你一直在為我作論據啊 Wilkins先生
...despite the Whitney Houston lyrics. 除了那些Whitney Houston的歌詞
Madam... 女士
...posse... 混子
...show yourselves out. 自己找得到出去的路吧
The door is right over there. 門就在那邊
Yup. 太好了
Things just keep getting better and better. 越來越好啊
Well, they certainly can't get any worse. 真的 可不能更壞了
I'm going inside. 我進去了啊
-Hi. -Hi.
-Hey, sweet thing.How you doing baby? -What are you doing? -嘿 甜心 怎麼樣了啊？ -幹什麼啊
Hey, do you know a rental car place anywhere around here? 問你一下這附近有租車的嗎？
Maybe 15, 20 miles up the road. 沿著馬路走個15，20英里可能會有
-Come here. -Don't touch me. -來啊 -別碰我
Hey, buddy, buddy, buddy, back off. 嘿 哥們兒 哥們兒 哥們兒 起來啊
Back off! This is not gonna end well for you, okay? 起來 你不會有好果子吃的 Okay？
Why don't you go inside and get yourself a tasty snack. 你怎麼不進去給自己買點好吃的啊
How about we both go in, I buy you a snack and shove it up your fat country-- 不如咱倆一起進去 我給你買點吃的 再抵押上你的農村胖--
-Are you okay? -Eddie. -沒事吧 -小心Eddie
Get him, man. 兄弟 干他
That's it. That's what I'm talking about. 就這樣 這才是我說的
-Let go. -Let her go, numbnuts. -鬆手 -放開她 呆瓜
Speaking of numbnuts. 說到呆瓜
Hey, Godzilla. 嘿 哥斯拉
I'm sorry. 對不起
No, no, no. 不用 不用
-Are you okay? -I'm okay. You all right? -沒事吧 -沒事兒 你還好吧
Am I okay? 我還好吧？
Yeah, I'm okay! 我好極了
I am fantastic! 我好的不能再好了
You are a killer. 你就是個殺手
Look at you. I told you, you're a natural-born killer. 看看 我說過 你就是個天生的殺手
I'm going back inside, get the security tapes. 我過去拿錄像帶
This, right here, this is what lnternet hits are made of. 剛剛這些 網上的大熱門就是這麼來的
-I did good. Did you see that? -You were great. -我在、幹得不錯 看見沒？ -太棒了
-Yeah! -Yeah!
I'm telling you, Walter, you're gonna be big. 我跟你說Walter 你這回可行了
-Think so? -Bigger than I ever even thought of being. -是嗎？ -得超出我的想像
Thanks, man. 謝了 哥們兒
Why did you stop fighting? 你自己怎麼不打了啊？
Oh, you know, I just-- I sustained a career-debilitating injury... 我受傷了，整個職業生涯都悲劇了
...that forced me into an early retirement. 不得不提前退休了
What kind of injury? 那種傷啊？
You know. You know, just-- 就是那種 那個...
It was a hard hit that caused me to have to turn the page. 可是巨疼一擊啊 我不得不把這頁給翻過去了
Was it to the face? 打你臉上了？
Like a damaged retina, brain damage? 視網膜損傷，還是腦損傷？
-That sounds about right. -No... -這到有可能啊 -不是
...it wasn't. It was a just a little-- You know. 不是 就是那個 那個
-A little lower. -So to the stomach. -再低一點兒 -啊 打胃上了
So it's like a ruptured spleen--? 內臟破了是不？
Do we have to talk about this? Is this something we have to talk about? 咱們只能聊這個嗎？沒別的聊了嗎？
Testicular trauma. 睪丸損傷
Yeah, right. From an unlucky kick in St. Louis. That's right. 對 在St. Louis不幸被踢中了 行了不？
No, go ahead. Yeah, no, laugh it up. 沒事 繼續啊 盡情笑吧
I guess my hemorrhaged testicle's funny to you. 我覺得我那大出血的睪丸在你看來很搞笑是嗎？
No, no, no. 不是 不是
It's just a little bit-- Just like nutty. 就是有一點兒 狂野
-All right. -Okay, okay, look. -好吧 -聽著
Look, Eddie... 聽著 Eddie
...we're just busting your balls a little. 我們就是跟你「扯扯蛋」
Okay, aren't we comedians now. 行了 我們是喜劇演員嗎？
Dude, dude, check it out. 哥們兒 哥們兒 快看
-That's gotta be him. Let's go. -lt is. -絕對是他 快 -就是
-Come on. -That's him, that's him. -快點 -就是他就是他
-That's totally him. -There's no way. -肯定是他 -不是吧
Hey, hey. Aren't you the guy that choked out that bear? 嘿 你不就是把熊給勒暈的那個哥們兒嗎
-Damn, it is him. -Take a picture. We're like huge fans. -我去 就是他 -快照個相 我們是你的超級粉絲
-Oh, my Lord-- -You getting this? -我的天啊 -拍著沒？
All right, let's break it up. We got places to see, people to go. 行啦 鬆開吧 我們還有不少事兒呢
-Come on, tell your story walking pal. -Dude, that sucks. -拜託 散了 -哥們兒 太掃興了
I mean, I know a lot of guys at our frat... 我告訴你喲 我們兄弟會就有一大堆人
...who would pay to say they went toe-to-toe with the bear basher. 都願意花錢讓別人說他們跟襲熊者面對面較量過
-ls that right? -Yeah. -是嗎？ -對啊
Idon't bielieve i introduce myself. Eddie Sullivan, Sullivan Sports Management. 是我介紹一下啊 我叫Eddie Sullivan Sullivan體育管理部的
I represent the bear basher. 襲熊者是我帶的啊
-You got cash? -Yeah. -有現金嗎？ -有
Start stretching. Where is this frat? 練練去 兄弟會在哪兒啊？
-Unbelievable. -Down the street. -難以置信 -一直下去就到了
Okay, get in the stance, okay? Get your arms up, like that. 擺好姿勢 Okay 手抬起來 這樣
Good. Okay? Then you get in the stand. 好的 站好位
-Then you spin and kick. -Kick. -然後轉再踢 -我踢
I'm so sorry. 對不起啊
Got her. 騙到她了
All right, I want you to just try to get the arms. 好 來試試抓我的胳膊
-Try to stretch me out. -I can do that. -給我做個伸展運動 -可以啊
Yeah, that's something. That's good. 哇 有點樣兒了 就這麼來
Mary. Mary!
Oh, Walter.
Hey.
I.... 我
-I just never got a chance to say thank you. -For what? -從來沒有機會跟你說聲謝謝 -謝我幹什麼
For rescuing me at the gas station. 謝你那天在加油站救了我啊
Me? No, I was trying to save them from you. 我？別 我是想把他們從你手裏就出來
-I'm sorry, I just-- -That sucks. Okay. -不好意思啊 我那個-- -尷尬了 沒事
I don't know. 我不知道
No, no, it's-- That's okay. 沒事 別放在心上
Hey, do you think we can pretend that awkward moment never happened... 嘿 你覺得咱倆能不能假裝剛才的尷尬從來就沒發生過
-...so I don't obsess over being so stupid? -Yeah, I think we could do that. -要不我自己都覺得自己太傻了 -好吧 我覺得我們能行
Great. 太好了
-Good night. -Good night. -晚安 -晚安
Okay.
-You want--? -Could l--? -你-- -我--
-That would be great. -Sure. -好極了 -當然
-Yeah. -All right, sleep well. -嗯 -好 睡個好覺
-Sorry. -No, it's okay. -不好意思 -沒事兒的
Seriously? 別搞笑啊
I'm learning. 我可不斷地在學習啊
You certainly are, Walter. 當然 Walter
You certainly are. 當然
Night, Eddie. 晚安 Eddie
Good night, big man. 晚安 大傢伙
-You'd look pretty in that dress. -Me? No. -你穿那件裙子應該挺好看 -是嗎？別扯了
Do you think Tina would like it? 你覺得Tina會喜歡嗎？
You got a crush on Tina. 你喜歡上Tina了 對不？
-No. -You do. -沒有 -有
-No. -Yes, you do. -沒有 -有
-All set. We got adjoining rooms. Yup. -Oh, wow, adjoining rooms. Fancy. -搞定了 兩間臨室喲 -哎喲 臨室 不錯喲
Oh, my gosh. 我的天吶
Should we be staying in a place like this? I mean, this is too much. 我們一直呆在這兒？ 我是說 這太貴了吧
Nonsense. Look, every win up until this point has afforded us this luxury. 廢話 聽著 到現在咱們贏得這些比賽足夠咱們奢侈一下了
If we're gonna be champions, Right? Big guy. 相當冠軍 就得像個樣兒 對吧 大傢伙
-Whatever you say, Ed. -That's what I say. -聽你的 Ed -這才對嘛
All right, you get settled, I'm gonna load up on supplies. 你們去安頓好 我去買點東西
-I'll be back in a bit. -Bye, Eddie. -馬上回來 -拜拜 Eddie
This place is awesome. I have a TV in my bathroom. 這地方太牛了 我的居然浴室裏還有個電視
You have a TV in your bathroom. 你的浴室裏也有哦
You should live it up. Just don't get too used to it. 盡情享受吧 但也別把自己寵壞了
Because after tomorrow's fight, no matter what... 因為明天比賽過後無論怎樣
...we're still going back to the real world, so.... 我們都得 回到現實世界 所以...
This is the real world, Mary. Mary 這就是現實世界
-That's right, buddy. -Eddie. -沒錯 兄弟 -Eddie
That's right, this is the real world. 沒錯兒 這就是現實世界
How about a little pre-fight celebration? We are going out tonight. 來個賽前清楚怎麼樣啊？ 晚上出去爽一下
New Prleans style. 新奧爾良風格
And we are gonna have some fun, my friend. 一起去找點兒樂子 朋友們
-Check that out. -What is it? -看看吧 -什麼啊
Yeah, they had one of those big, tall and extremely gigantic shops. 這還是有買超大號衣服的地方的
Eddie that's-- 這就
Man, this is awesome. 哥們兒 太帥了
-I'm gonna put this on. -Right. -現在就穿上 -好啊
I'll be back. 馬上回來
All right. 去吧
That was really nice. 你真好啊
You know. 你知道啊
You didn't have to do this. It's awesome. 你不必這麼做的 太帥了
Mary, love you. Eddie, love you too. 愛你喲 Mary 也愛你喲 Eddie
Love you. He loves me. 愛你喲 他愛我啊
That's for you. 這是給你的
That's nice. 真不錯
Thank you. 謝謝
Take your time. We'll meet you at the restaurant. 不著急 餐廳再見啊
I'll catch you inside! 到裏面再找你
Breathe, folks, just a couple of good-looking guys... 放輕鬆 大夥兒 不就是兩個帥哥
...out on the town, no big deal. As you were. 過來了嗎 沒什麼大不了的吧 繼續啊
This way, my friend. Look around. These are real women. 這邊 朋友 看看 這才是真正的女人
They don't look that real to me. 我看可不像是真的
Don't do that. What are you doing? Never let them see you're interested. 別看了 幹啥呢？ 千萬別讓他們發現你對他們有意思
-I'm not interested. -Exactly. -我對他們沒興趣 -那就行
Sit down. It's like poker, Walter. 坐下 Walter 這就像打牌似的
Okay? Listen to me, once they know your cards, you're finished. 知道不 聽我說 一旦讓別人知道你的牌你就完蛋了
-That's why you never ever stare. -Never stare. -所以千萬別盯著她們看 -不盯不盯
Oh, my God. 我的那個老天爺啊
Yeah, good advice, Eddie. 對 你給我的建議可真好 Eddie
Please. You look incredible. 請 你太美了
Oh, thanks. 謝謝
I don't know. Been a long time since I've dressed like this. 好像好久沒這麼穿過了
Well, you should make a point of doing it much more often. 那你以後真應該經常這麼穿
I know who you are. I know. 我是到你是誰
You're that big guy that beats up people on the lnternet, right? 你就是網上特別火的那個各種虐人的那個 對不
Yes. 對
Actually, it's more of an exhibition of various forms of martial arts. 其實是一個各種形式的武術的一種表演
-Yeah, I'm the guy that beats people up on the lnternet. -Yeah. -沒錯兒 我就是在網上各種虐人的那哥們兒 -對
-So you wanna dance? -Oh, no, I don't dance. -那你想跳支舞嗎？ -呃 我不太會啊
-Oh, come on. -Go on, Walter. One dance. -來吧 -去吧 Walter 就跳個舞嘛
-Come on. Show them your moves. -Eddie. -去吧 展現一下你的腳步 -Eddie
-Howdy. I'm Jiggles. -Well, hello, Jiggles. -你好啊 叫我搖搖吧 -你好 搖搖
See, now that's a nickname. 聽見沒 這就是外號
Jiggles, I would like a Cadillac margarita... 我說搖搖啊 給哥來杯Cadillac margarita
-...and the lady will have-- -Just a water. -給這位小姐來個 -水就行
A water and a Cadillac margarita. 一杯水 一杯Cadillac margarita
-Coming right up. -Thank you, Jiggles. -馬上就來 -謝謝啊 搖搖
That's a name. 名字不錯呦
-All right, let's dance. -No, no. -來吧 跳舞去 -不行
Just because I put this dress on doesn't mean I'm gonna make a fool out of myself. 我即便穿上件衣服也不代表我會讓自己變成傻瓜
Okay, so let me just get this straight. 好吧 我有話直說啊
You don't dance and you don't drink. You're quite the party, Miss Poppins. 你就也不喝 舞也不跳 還真適合來派對啊 蛋糕小姐
Nothing? We're not-- Okay, fine, be that way. 沒事 就這樣吧
I'm just gonna have to go kick it my-sizz-elf. See you in a bit. 那我就自己過去玩去了啊 一會兒見
Hello, people. The kid's in the house. 你好啊 小朋友
Here we go. 來了
You know, your boyfriend's cute. 跟你說啊 你男友還挺可愛的
Oh, he's not my boyfriend. 哦 他可不是我男朋友
Lucky me, then. 那便宜我了
You know, Mary, I'm glad you came out with us tonight. 知道嗎 Mary真高興你今晚能和我們一起出來
Jiggles, Jiggles, Jiggles. 搖搖啊 搖搖啊 搖搖
Why don't you take a walk? Sweet heart . 我說親愛的 你怎麼不出去走走啊
Don't talk to me like that. 別這麼跟姐說話
-Can we all--? -What? -咱們都-- -啥？
You have just messed with the wrong waitress. 你可真不應該把姐惹毛啊
Oh, really? 哎呀 是嗎？
Yeah, come on. 來啊
-Ladies, I'm flattered, but you don't have-- -Bring it. -姐姐們 我受寵若驚了啊 但你們真的不用-- -放馬過來
Really? 真的嗎？
Bring it. 放馬過來
Now, who's the church lady? 現在 誰還說我是教堂女？
What? 什麼？
What? 怎樣啊？
Spinning heel kick. I taught her that. 迴旋腳跟踢 我教她的喲
That was-- 哎呀
Walter, a little help, please. Walter 快來 幫個小忙
Yup. Thank you. 好勒 謝謝
Thank you. Okay, let's go. 謝了 Okay 咱們走
Bye, Jiggles. Stay in touch. 拜拜 搖搖 保持聯繫啊
I mean, I just don't know what got into me. I mean, I only had one drink. 我都不知道怎麼回事 我就喝了一杯酒
Yeah, I know. It was just like this one 64-ounce margarita. 對 我知道 就拿小小的一杯64盎司的margarita
-I'm so humiliated. -Hey, don't be. -太丟人了 -嘿 別啊
Look, it's good to let loose once in a while. 聽著 偶爾放任一次也是好事兒
There's a difference between letting loose and knocking somebody unconscious. 我覺得放任和把人踢暈可是兩碼事兒
But you nailed that spinning heel kick. 你的迴旋踢可不錯啊
-I did, didn't l? -Yeah, you-- -是嗎？ -是 你--
-You were like, "Take that, Jiggles." -Yeah. -你就那種「接招吧 搖搖」 -對啊
-You're a good teacher. -Well, thank you. -你老師當得不錯 -是嗎 謝謝啊
You know, I'm not... 我其實不是
...who you think I am. 你想像的那種人
Who is? 誰又是呢？
I used to be a dancer. 我以前是跳舞的
I mean, you know... 我是說 你知道吧
...a kind of dancer. 跳那種舞
We're not talking ballroom, are we? 不是說舞廳裏的那種 是不？
No. 不是
Nope, nope, nope. 不是 不是 不是
I was going down a really dark path... 我曾經走過一條彎路
...when Sister Francesca helped me and I don't know what I would've done... 後來Francesca修女幫了我 要是沒有她和Walter
...without Walter and her. 我都不知道我會做出什麼事
Look, you don't have to do this. 聽著 你不用非得這樣
You know, I mean, we've all done things we'd like to forget. 知道不 咱們都曾經幹過那些我們不願意記著的事兒
That's life. No one's perfect. 這就是生活 沒有完美的人
The way I see it, if the good you've done outweighs the bad... 在我看來 你要是善事比壞事做得多的話
...then you've done all right. 那就行了
Okay.
So you think we could like forget this whole...awkward moment... 你覺得咱倆能不能假裝剛才的尷尬從來就沒發生過
...so that I don't have to obsess over being so stupid? 要不我自己都覺得自己太傻了
I think we could do that. 我覺得我們能行
Thanks. 謝謝
Sure. 沒事兒
Okay. All right, then. 那好吧
God, my head hurts. 天啊 頭疼
Hey, big man. 嘿 大個子
-Tina? -I've been looking everywhere for you. -Tina？ -我到處找你
Tina! Oh, my-- Tina, here. Sit. What are you doing here? Tina 哎呀 快坐 到這幹什麼來了啊？
-I just-- -Have a seat, have a seat. -我-- -快坐下 快坐下
Thank you. You know, I know that-- 我知道
I know that it's your big day tomorrow and all and I wanted to come down... 我知道明天是你的大日子 我來就是
...and, you know, lend my support. 就是 支持支持你
You drove all the way here just to see me? 你大老遠開車過來就是為了看我？
Yeah. 對啊
Wow, that's so nice. 哇 你可太好了
-I got you something. -For me? -我準備了個東西 -給我嗎？
-Yeah. -Oh, my goodness. -對啊 -天啊
Is that what l--? 是我那個--？
-Yeah. Yeah. -Oh, my goodness. -對 對 -天啊
They're-- They're trunks. These are awesome. 這是個箱子 太帥了
-It's a bear. -It's a bear? -是熊 -熊？
Yeah. 對呀
That is cool. 酷啊
Well, you know, a great outfit for a great man. 知道嗎 牛人就得穿牛衣服
-Thank you. -You're welcome. -謝謝 -不客氣
You wouldn't believe the transformation. 你都不能相信他的變化
-Mary, Mary. -Yeah.
You call me when it's over, Mary dear. 結束了給我打電話啊
Sister, we can't seem to find young Henry. 姐妹 好像找不到小Henry了
You know Henry. He loves to hide. He'll show up. He always does. 你知道henry的 他就喜歡到處躲藏 一會就出來了
But we've looked absolutely everywhere. 但是我們好像到處都找遍了
Well, I suggest you look everywhere one more time. 那就再找一遍
-Registration form. -Right. -登記表 -好
Yeah. Edward Sullivan, SSM. 好 Edward Sullivan SSM
Sullivan Sports Management. My number one fighter... Sullivan體育管理 這是我的首席鬥士
-...Mr. Walter Krunk. -Hi. -Walter Krunk先生 -Hi
-Registration. -Yes. Right. -登記 -好
Sir, you seem to me to be a man of great business integrity... 先生 我覺得你這個人很有商業信譽
...instinct and acumen. I mean, why else would you be working here, right? 而且天資聰明 你居然會在這工作
-Here's what I propose-- -Look, buddy... -我這麼說吧 -聽著 兄弟
...I don't care who the hell you are. 我他娘的可不管你是誰
If you didn't preregister, there's no way your boy will fight. 你要是沒登記 你們就別想比賽
-Please. Can you just let him--? -Next. -拜託了 你能不能-- -下一個
Come on, man. 拜託 哥們
Registration form. 登記表
Has anyone here seen that video of the really big guy... 這又沒有誰看過那個
...who saves the little guy by putting a sleeper hold on a bear? 有個大個子為了救個小子把一隻熊勒倒的視頻？
Yeah. 看過
Okay. And you remember the one... Okay 那你們記不記得那個
...where, like, the little kid's really scary, crazy dad comes in... 小孩的那個瘋狂老爸殺出來
...and he beats him up? 然後被他湊了的視頻呢？
-Yeah! -I got a great surprise for you. -看過 -這有個驚喜喲
That big guy is right here. 那個大傢伙就在這
Look, look, look. 注意 注意
-Recognize. -I recognize. -認出來了吧 -認出來了
Find somewhere to put your stuff. Fight starts in 30 minutes. 找個地方放好你們的東西 比賽30分鐘後開始
I thought so. Thank you very much. 明白了 非常感謝
A lot of integrity. 真的
Thank you. 謝謝
Let's do this. 走吧
-What are you doing? -We don't have a locker. -幹什麼啊？ -沒有儲物櫃
So I was just trying to-- 所以 我就想--
-Here, here, here. Put it up here. -Okay. -這 這 這 放著 -Okay
Nice. That's perfect. 好 很好
Thank you. 謝謝了
Stop it. You don't have to thank me for anything. 打住 你謝我幹什麼啊
But because of you-- I mean... 但是 就因為你 才
...you gave me this chance. 是你給我了這個機會
Thanks, man. 謝了 哥們
Yeah. Sure. 好吧
-I love you, man. -Okay, okay. All right. -我愛你 哥們 -Okay okay 行了
That was sweet. I can't breathe. 真好啊 行了 我喘不過來氣了
I love you too. 我也愛你
It's a man clinch. It's Muay Thai Po. 兄弟間的擁抱 就像那個誰誰誰似的
Anyway. Good fight. 好的 加油啊
Come on! Yeah!
Come on! Come on! Yeah!
Come on! Let's see you get energized. 讓我看到你們的活力
All right. All right! 好勒 好勒
Ladies and gentlemen... 女士們 先生們
...welcome to the 30th Annual... 歡迎來到第30屆
...New Prleans Pro-Am Fighting Championships! 新奧爾良業餘職業混合格鬥冠軍賽
Yeah!
Come on!
That's what I'm talking about! 這才是我說的
Yeah!
All right. All right.
The winner of the final round walks away with 100,000 dollars! 最後的贏家可以帶走十萬美元
Come on!
All right. Here we go, Walt. 好 上吧 Walt
You got this guy. 你可以幹得過他
All right. Get in there. 來吧
Guy looks like he knows what he's doing. 看他那樣好像他自己知道他在幹什麼似的
Just keep moving. Keep moving. 保持移動啊 移動
All right. You got this guy. You can do a little kick or something. 你可以幹過他的 踹兩下什麼的
Kick him, Walt. Kick him. Kick him. 踹他 Walt 踹他啊 踹啊
Yeah, baby. Yeah! 耶 寶貝兒 耶
-You won it! -I won! -贏了 -我贏了
You won! 你贏了
You won! Yeah! 贏了 耶
All right. All right. 不錯 不錯
He's all upper-body strength. You don't wanna get locked up with him. 他就上肢有點力量 可別被他鎖住
Keep moving around the ring. 在擂台上多移動
Okay. He's gonna get a good punch. 那哥們兒要挨湊了
Okay, so he's very good. 他還挺不錯的
All right. All right. Don't worry about this guy. 沒事 別擔心他了
Don't worry. You can take this guy. He's a showboat. 別擔心 你幹得過他的 他就是個花架子
He's just trying to show off. 就在那顯擺呢
All right. Shuck and jive. Shuck and jive. All right. Keep moving. 好的 晃他 晃他 對 注意移動
That's it. Rear naked choke. That's my boy! 就這樣 後背裸絞 好樣的
Stay there. Hold him right there. 堅持住 勒住了
Yeah, baby, you won! 耶 寶貝兒 贏了
Sir, I'm sorry. I think that's my seat right there. Thank you. 先生 不好意思 這可能是我的位置 謝謝啊
-I'm worried about Walter. -He's gonna be fine. -我有點擔心Walter -沒事兒的
Oh, my God. 天啊
Yeah!
Hands up! Hit him! All right. 手抬起來 打他 對
Punch him. Do something. 揍他啊 揍他
All right, pal. Relax. 沒事的 哥們兒 放鬆點
That's it. Hold his foot. Pick him up or something. Pick him up. 行了 抓住他的腳 給他舉起來
Yeah! That's it! Now throw him down. 對 對了 把他摔下來
Oh, my God. 天啊
Walter! Walter! Walter!
You did good, Walt. 做的不錯 Walt
Walter! Walter! Walter!
Pop, hey. What are you doing here? 爸 你怎麼來了？
You think I'd miss the main event? 你以為我會錯過主賽？
-Here, come here. Have a seat. -Yeah. -快 快坐下 -嗯
Oh, God. How's your leg? 天啊 腿怎麼樣了？
It's fine. Listen. 沒事 聽著
Earl's not gonna be too happy when you avenge me. Earl可不會讓你這麼輕易就幫我報仇
Yeah, I know. That's why I gotta ask you to do me a favor. 對 我知道 所以我要請你幫我個忙
I'll take it under consideration. 我會考慮考慮的
Thank you. 謝謝
All right.
This is all the money we made on the road. 我是我們一路上賺的錢
It's 4 grand. I don't know, if something happens to me... 四千塊 萬一我出什麼事兒了
...can you make sure that that gets to the orphanage? 你能保證孤兒院會收到這筆錢嗎？
You're not growing a conscience on me, are you, kid? 別讓我內疚啊 孩子
I don't know. I don't know. Despite my best efforts... 不知道 不知道 只能盡我最大的努力
...I think I'm getting to be more like you in my old age. 我想我老了可能會越來越像你
-Hey. -What makes you think I got a conscience? -嘿 你憑什麼覺得我會過意不去
-lsn't this the ladies' room? -lndeed it is. -這不是女廁嗎？ -是啊
Then why are you in here? 那你還在這？
How well do you know Eddie Sullivan? 你瞭解Eddie Sullivan多少啊？
What do you want? 幹嘛啊？
Did he ever tell you the real reason he quit fighting? 他告訴你他不打了的真正原因嗎？
Yeah. Because of his.... 對啊 因為他那兒...
That's very cute. But the real reason is that he got banned from fighting, for life... 真搞笑啊 但真正的原因是他被終生禁賽了
...for taking a dive in the title fight. 因為他在一場頭銜爭奪中故意輸掉比賽
You see, Eddie doesn't care about you or Walter or that rundown orphanage. 知道了吧 Eddie根本就不關心你和Walter還有什麼破孤兒院
The only thing Eddie cares about is himself. 他就關心他自己
And if I know him, and I do... 如果我瞭解他 我的確也瞭解
...I'll bet you he's out there right now betting against your boy. 把敢打賭 他現在肯定下注押你們輸呢
So... 如果
...if you really wanna help that orphanage... 你真的想幫孤兒院
...give me a call. 就給我打電話
Anytime. 隨時都行
Excuse me. 勞駕
Told you we'd make it to the finals. 跟你說過了 我們會進決賽的
-Where's our money? -What? -我們的錢呢？ -什麼啊？
The money we've made on this trip. The money for the orphanage. 一路上賺的錢 給孤兒院的錢
Yeah. It-- It's not here. But I got it. 現在是不在這 但我有數
-He was right. -Who was right? -他說的對 -誰說的對？
You took a dive. That's why you stopped fighting.Not becouse of your... 你是故意輸掉比賽才被禁賽了的而不是因為你那兒
-Who told you that? -ls it true? -誰跟你說的？ -是不是真的？
-It's not that simple. -You-- I just knew it! -這事兒沒那麼簡單 -你 我就知道
You're taking advantage of Walter, you're taking advantageof me... 你在利用Walter 還有我
...but worst of all,you're taking advantage a bunch of kids! 最惡劣的是 你還利用那群孩子們
All right. Just listen to me for a second.Okay? 聽我說句話聽嗎？
Yeah, I've done some things I'm not proud of... 我確實幹過點兒不太光榮的事兒
...but that doesn't mean I haven't been true. 這並不意味著我對你和Walter有過不真誠
Do you think I would be that heartless? 你覺得我會這麼無情嗎？
Well, l-- Yes. I do. 啊 是的 我是這麼想的
We've got big trouble. 出大事了
That man in the ring with Walter has got Henry. 擂台上那傢伙把Henry抓走了
He left this in my mailbox. 他在我郵箱裏留了這個
This is the guy I just-- I just saw him. 這不就是我剛才看到的那個男的嗎
-lf anything happens to-- -I got it. -他要是有什麼事-- -我明白了
You and the other sisters nun up. 你和你們其他的姐妹都行動起來
I want you search every inch of this space for Henry. 我要你們搜索每一個角落
Mary and I are gonna work Walter's corner. We'll stall as long as we can. Mary和我一起去協助Walter 盡量拖延時間
One thing I know about Memphis Earl's not going anywhere with Redrum in the ring. 我唯一瞭解Memphis Earl的就是只要Redrum在台上他就不會離開
-All right. Nuns, break. -Take this. He knows how he looks. -好勒 修女們 散 -拿著 他知道他長什麼樣
I'll tell Walter what's going on. 我去通知Walter
-Oh, my God. -You can't be in here. Go, go, go. -天啊 -你不能進來 走 走 走
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main event. 女士們先生們 歡迎來到主賽
Come on! Yeah!
Yeah!
Now making his way to the ring... 現在走向擂台的是
...fighting out of institutions of lesser learning... 從眾多選手中脫穎而出的
...weighing in at 380 pounds... 重達380磅的
...we have Redrum! Redrum
Come on.
Come on, Redrum.
Here he comes. 來了
Get your hands off me! 手拿走
And his challenger, who's coming to the ring... 走向擂台的是他的對手
...tipping the scales at 450 pounds. 重達450磅
Wow, that's a big boy. 哇 真是個大傢伙啊
We have the bear basher himself... 這就是襲熊者本人
...Walter Krunk!
He's here! The bear basher! 襲熊者
Come on! Show him some love! 告訴他你們有多愛他
Show him some love! 告訴他你們有多愛他
Come on. Come get some Redrum. Yeah. 來吧 嘗嘗哥拳頭的滋味兒
I'm so proud of you. 真為你感到驕傲
Be careful. 小心啊
Redrum, girl. Come on. 來啊 姑娘
Oh, hello. 哦 你好啊
All right, ladies, nothing to see here. Moving out. 走吧 女士們 這沒有啊
Let's not just do this, let's step up to this! 勇敢面對 別掉以輕心
Come on and get some, baby. 來吧 寶貝兒
You got this guy, Walter. 你行的 Walter
Just stay on your feet. Keep moving, all right? 腳站住了 保持移動 好嗎？
Walter! Walter! Walter!
Keep your hands up. 手抬高
Let's do this. 干他
Walt, let's go, baby. Hang in there. 加油 堅持住
That's it. That's it. 就這樣 就這樣
Come on, get him! 快 干他
Yeah!
Come on, Walt. Yeah! That's it, baby. Go! 加油 就這樣
You're going down, Redrum! 你快完了 Redrum
Punch to the face. 還打臉吶
Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. That's what I'm talking about. 這才是我說的
Yeah. Just keep that up. 對 就堅持住就行
That's my boy! 好樣的
-Do you see him? Do you see Henry? -I'm looking. -看見沒？看見Henry沒？ -一直在看呢
Let's go, let's go! Yeah! 干啊 干啊
-Come in here. -Yeah, baby! -過來 -Yeah, baby!
All right. It's gonna be okay. 沒事的 絕對沒問題
-What's going on with Henry? -We're gonna find him. Listen to me. -Henry怎麼了？ -會找著他的 聽我說
The best way to help Henry is to keep this fight going, okay? 要就Henry最好的方法就是一直打下去
So keep it going. Stay in it. 一直打 堅持住
Yeah!
You got it. Come on now. 你可以的
Get up, Walt. Push him off! 起來啊 Walt 把他推開
Nice, Walter. Get up! Get up! 好的 Walter 起來 起來
All right.
Come on, Walt. Come on. You got this. 加油啊 Walter 你可以的
-Walt, turn into it! -He's tapping, ref. -Walt 轉過來 -他認輸了
-He's tapping. -No, he's not. -他認輸了 -沒有
-He's not tapping. -I see him, I see him. No, he's not. -沒認輸啊 -我看見了 他沒認輸
-I heard him tap, ref. -No, he's not. -裁判 我聽見他認輸了 -不 沒有啊
Turn into it. That's it. 轉過來 就這樣
Hey, Baby Huey! I got your boy here! 嘿 鴨寶寶Huey（美國動畫片）你的兄弟可在這呢
-Walter! -Hey.
Oh, yeah.
Again. Oh, yeah. 再來一拳
-Walter! Stay down, Walter! -Come on, Walter. Get up! -Walter！臥倒 -快 Walter 站起來
-Get up, buddy! -Fight me! -快起來啊 -打我啊
Don't get up! Don't get up! Stay down! 別起來 別起來 臥倒
-Walter! -Shut up. -Walter -閉嘴
Get up, Walter. Get up! 起來 Walter 快起來
Just stay down. You make him stay down. 臥倒 你快讓他臥倒
Smart man would've stayed down. 是聰明人就應該趴 下去吧
Walter!
I'm just a knucklehead! 我不聰明 我就是個傻瓜
Yeah, baby! That's it! 就是這樣
Yes!
Yeah, baby, yeah!
You got him. 干死他
Yeah! That's it! 就這樣
Lock it up. 鎖住（Undertaker的HellGate？）
Squeeze, baby. Squeeze! 往死裏勒
Hold on. Squeeze. 往死裏勒
No, no, no. Don't do it. Don't you do it. No, no. 別 別 別
Don't you-- 別
-Don't you tap out on me. -He's tapping out. He's tapping out! -別認輸 -他認輸了 他認輸了
Everybody, quiet, please! Everybody, quiet, please! 各位請安靜 安靜
We're here for Earl Shoemacher, a.k.a. Memphis Earl.... 我們來是找Earl Shoemacher又叫Memphis Earl
Come on, sister. Get out of my way. 拜託 姐妹們 別擋路
What, you got a nun posse here? You gonna kick my-- 怎麼的 你們這群修女還想教訓我--
Oh, no, don't tase me, Sister. Please, don't tase me. God! 別 別電我啊 拜託 別電我 啊
I see you have this well in hand. I like your style, sister. 東西不錯啊 我喜歡你的風格 修女
--a.k.a. Hector Francois Gonzales, a.k.a.... 又叫Hector Francois Gonzales又叫...
Oh, what the hell, is he here? 去他娘的 他在這麼？
-Thank you very much. -We got him! -謝謝 -抓住了
They got him. 抓住了
Yeah! Champion! That's right! Walter. 冠軍 沒錯 Walter
Who's the hero now? Who's the champion? 英雄是誰啊？ 冠軍是誰啊？
You are. Walter Krunk! 你啊 Walter Krunk
Give me that. The big money. 快給我 大筆獎金
Earl Shoemacher, you're under arrest... Earl Shoemacher，你被捕了
...for kidnapping and falsifying federal documents. 涉嫌綁架和偽造聯邦文件
I can't-- I can't feel my tongue. 我 我澀豆沒資覺了（舌頭沒知覺了）
-Excuse me? -I can't feel my tongue. -什麼？ -我澀豆沒資覺了
-I can't feel my tongue. -Get him out of here. -我澀豆沒資覺了 -把他帶走
Bye, Memphis Earl. See you in the slammer. Memphis Earl 再見了 去監獄看你去啊
Henry, come here. Henry 過來
Does anyone have an enormous pen? 誰有個大點兒的筆嗎？
So I can sign every cent of this over to the orphanage. 我得在給孤兒院的每一分兒錢上簽個名
Not to mention the money we made on the road. 一路上賺的錢就更不用提了
Did we avenge him? I think so. 我們為他報仇了嗎？我想是的
-Son. -Yeah? -兒子 -啥？
You should know, that money, what happened to it. 我得告訴你 那份錢的事兒
What are you talking about? 怎麼了？
-I bet it all. -What? How could you do that, Pop? -我全押了 -啥 你怎麼能這麼干呢 爹啊
I'm a gambling junkie, kid. 我是個爛賭鬼 兒子
But listen, thankfully I can't resist an underdog. 但是聽著 幸好 我不能抗拒弱者
My bookie laid 20-to-1 on Walter. I bet the whole thing. 我在Walter身上下了20陪1的注
-What? -We got another 80 grand. -啥？ -咱又贏了八萬塊
That's awesome, Pop. You're the best. The best. 太牛了 老爹 你是最棒的
Hello, Sister. I knew you'd warm up to me. I'm incredibly charming. 修女啊 我知道你對我挺感興趣的 我可是魅力非凡啊
This is all going to you and the orphanage. 這些全都是你和孤兒院的
-You serious? -Yes, I'm dead serious. -真的嗎？ -真的 極其認真
-Oh, my gosh. -Listen. I know. I know. -我的天啊 -聽著 我瞭解
Look, you're right. I used to be a loser. 聽著 你說得對 我以前確實是個衰人
But since I met you, I don't know, I just feel like slightly less a loser? 自從我遇到了你 我就覺得我還能比衰人強一點兒
Anyway, what I'm trying to get at is that-- 不管怎樣 我其實是想說
Thank you, thank you.
Eddie's in trouble! Eddie有麻煩了
-Hey. -Hey, there she is. -嘿 -嘿 她來了
Oh, my goodness. I'm almost done. 我的天啊 我馬上就完事兒了
I'm so excited for you to see the apartment. It's beautiful. 看到那個公寓 我真為你高興 太美了
I bet it is. 我猜也是
-I gotta take care of something. -Okay. -我去處理點事啊 -Okay
-See you. -Okay. -一會見啊 -Okay
Hey, buddy. 嘿 哥們兒
-It's not fair. -What's not fair? -真不公平啊 -哪不公平啊？
That you're my best friend and you're leaving me. 你是我最好的朋友你還要離我而去
Come on, scoot a little bit. 哎呀挪一點兒地兒
Well... 那
...what if I told you your best friend was adopting a kid today? 如果我要告訴你你最好的朋友今天要領養個孩子呢？
-Really? -Yeah. -真的嗎？ -對啊
I wouldn't leave you, man. 我是不會離你而去的
-I love you. -I love you too. -我愛你 -我也愛你
你要不靠邊點兒，哥就把你丫臉給撕了
他說你的嘴很美
Wlater要不故意輸 Henry就得死
射手搞毛啊 剛打完還沒搞好就自動傳上去了
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