¾È¾ÈÎÒ! Help me! Anyone!
¾ÈÃü! Help me!
¾È¾ÈÎÒ! Anyone!
ºÙ!ÓÐÈËÂð! Hey! Hey!
»¹µÈÊ²Ã´ÄØ? What are you waiting for?
×ÖÄ» - Amy. - Hi.
×ÖÄ» - So... Romania, huh? - Yeah, Romania.
×ÖÄ» Just like we planned.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, I guess some plans do work out.
×ÖÄ» Listen, Amy, I wanted to talk to you...
×ÖÄ» Charley, we're not gonna do this here, OK?
×ÖÄ» What's done is done. You've just got to move on.
×ÖÄ» Are you ever gonna trust me again?
×ÖÄ» I need to check into my room.
×ÖÄ» Hey, wait.
×ÖÄ» I, uh...
×ÖÄ» I bought you these.
×ÖÄ» Charley.
×ÖÄ» That's really nice.
×ÖÄ» I really need to check into my room.
×ÖÄ» Relax, Charley.
×ÖÄ» You know what they say, "When in Romania," Right?
×ÖÄ» It's Rome, Evil.
×ÖÄ» "When in Rome." You dumbass.
×ÖÄ» Hey.
×ÖÄ» You coming on the Bloodsucker Blues Tour with me tonight?
×ÖÄ» Bloodsucker what?
×ÖÄ» Midnight tours of all the castles
×ÖÄ» rumored to be the lairs of the original vampires.
×ÖÄ» The ÄŒachtice, the Bran, the Poenari, the Hunyad, the Orava.
×ÖÄ» - First one's tonight. - I guess it could be kind of cool.
×ÖÄ» Attaboy.
×ÖÄ» We need a night out on the town, now that you're single again.
×ÖÄ» - I'm not single. - She forgave you?
×ÖÄ» - For cheating on her? - I didn't cheat on her.
×ÖÄ» Hey, didn't one of her friends see you kissing another girl
×ÖÄ» - then text Amy... - Drop it, Ed.
×ÖÄ» Just sayin'
×ÖÄ» Looks like the Dynamic Duo's together again.
×ÖÄ» - Great. - And don't lose these.
×ÖÄ» There's a $50 replacement fee.
×ÖÄ» Check out the blood bags on that, Brewster.
×ÖÄ» Ooh!
×ÖÄ» On this week's episode of Fright Night:
×ÖÄ» This building became the centerpiece
×ÖÄ» for the Nazis' obsession with the paranormal
×ÖÄ» when occult researchers discovered a prehistoric monster.
×ÖÄ» This dilapidated Nazi insane asylum
×ÖÄ» was home to one of the most notorious monsters in history.
×ÖÄ» You know, out of respect,
×ÖÄ» I'm gonna give it a week,
×ÖÄ» then I'm gonna try my hardest to tap that.
×ÖÄ» Oh, yeah?
×ÖÄ» Oh, wait. Wait, wait.
×ÖÄ» Tap that.
×ÖÄ» Free market, bro.
×ÖÄ» Hey, Ed, check this out!
×ÖÄ» Ed! Hey, Ed, come quick!
×ÖÄ» - What the fuck? - Quick!
×ÖÄ» Look!
×ÖÄ» Whoa...
×ÖÄ» Stonework... on an old building.
×ÖÄ» - Imagine that. - Wha...?
×ÖÄ» Down in the lobby in ten minutes, boys.
×ÖÄ» First class at the university is tonight.
×ÖÄ» Sir, yes, sir.
×ÖÄ» Hey, want to know what I'm watching?
×ÖÄ» Uh, a sex tape your mom made?
×ÖÄ» Ha! Yeah, very funny, bitch.
×ÖÄ» I'm watching an old episode of Fright Night.
×ÖÄ» - Want to know why? - Not really. No.
×ÖÄ» In the honor of reality TV monster hunter extraordinaire,
×ÖÄ» Peter Vincent.
×ÖÄ» He who has no fright of the night.
×ÖÄ» And according to his Twitter,
×ÖÄ» he's in Romania as we speak filming a new episode.
×ÖÄ» On this week's episode of Fright Night:
×ÖÄ» I find myself all alone inside the infamous Poenari Castle.
×ÖÄ» Home of Vlad the lmpaler, aka... Dracula.
×ÖÄ» Many historians have tried to find the unmarked grave
×ÖÄ» where Vlad Tepes...
×ÖÄ» ...allegedly rests.
×ÖÄ» But to no avail.
×ÖÄ» So legend has it
×ÖÄ» that a vampire still haunts the halls of this ancient castle.
×ÖÄ» There once...
×ÖÄ» What was that?
×ÖÄ» There's something in here with me and it just took off.
×ÖÄ» I'm gonna turn the light on on my camera mount...
×ÖÄ» ...and get a better view.
×ÖÄ» Get your shit together, people!
×ÖÄ» How many times do I have to tell you
×ÖÄ» to stay away from the fucking camera, huh?
×ÖÄ» I mean, there's only one... Stop that! There's only one.
×ÖÄ» How hard can it be? How hard can it be?
×ÖÄ» Give me that. Turn the light off.
×ÖÄ» - Are we ready? - Yes.
×ÖÄ» Shut up. And... action.
×ÖÄ» I swear I saw her.
×ÖÄ» Sorry, dude. I didn't see no MlLF at the window.
×ÖÄ» Whatever.
×ÖÄ» Free market, bro.
×ÖÄ» What? I'm kidding. Chill.
×ÖÄ» - Asshole. - Don't get upset. Geez.
×ÖÄ» - What happened? - The lights are off.
×ÖÄ» What's that for?
×ÖÄ» What's going on?
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God.
×ÖÄ» What the fuck?
×ÖÄ» Ay, caramba!
×ÖÄ» That's our professor?
×ÖÄ» Hello, everyone.
×ÖÄ» - My name is Gerri Dandridge, - Hey, Gerri...
×ÖÄ» and I'm the visiting professor at this university.
×ÖÄ» Over the next week that you are here,
×ÖÄ» I want to give you an overview
×ÖÄ» of the history of European art,
×ÖÄ» a history that is riddled with blood and madness,
×ÖÄ» brilliance and glory.
×ÖÄ» A history that, when I am through with you,
×ÖÄ» you will feel as though you have actually lived through it.
×ÖÄ» Ready to begin?
×ÖÄ» Please follow me.
×ÖÄ» This is very interesting.
×ÖÄ» Now, believe it or not,
×ÖÄ» the most famous vampire of all,
×ÖÄ» Bram Stoker's Dracula was actually...
×ÖÄ» ...A woman.
×ÖÄ» Yes?
×ÖÄ» I thought Bram Stoker based Dracula on Vlad the lmpaler.
×ÖÄ» In part, yes.
×ÖÄ» But why, if there are no accounts of Vlad drinking blood,
×ÖÄ» does Stoker's Dracula consume blood
×ÖÄ» and then seem to appear younger after doing so?
×ÖÄ» - Elizabeth BÃ¡thory. - AKA... Countess Dracula.
×ÖÄ» I'm gonna find a bathroom and get a drink of water.
×ÖÄ» - I'm wiped. - Now we should move on.
×ÖÄ» The next story is even more interesting.
×ÖÄ» Elizabeth BÃ¡thory buried her victims,
×ÖÄ» who were mostly adolescent peasant virgins,
×ÖÄ» in graveyards and other unknown locations.
×ÖÄ» Oh, yeah.
×ÖÄ» Oh, yeah. Yeah.
×ÖÄ» Oh, baby.
×ÖÄ» Oh, God.
×ÖÄ» Oh...
×ÖÄ» Charley.
×ÖÄ» - Charley. - Oh!
×ÖÄ» - Are you OK? - Yeah.
×ÖÄ» I was just, uh... still searching for the bathroom.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, well, tour's over. We should get going.
×ÖÄ» Yeah. OK.
×ÖÄ» Down in the lobby in half an hour, boys.
×ÖÄ» First class of the day is at 8:00 a.M.
×ÖÄ» Van Gogh's paintings show him identifying with his subjects
×ÖÄ» so deeply they merge into one identity.
×ÖÄ» A single image of multiple people,
×ÖÄ» he turns into them, and they turn into him.
×ÖÄ» In his desire to transcend time and place,
×ÖÄ» he chooses a palette so vivid,
×ÖÄ» it burns into the spectator's memory
×ÖÄ» and remains within him forever.
×ÖÄ» Hey!
×ÖÄ» Yes, Mr. Brewster?
×ÖÄ» I, um...
×ÖÄ» Like what you saw last night, Charley?
×ÖÄ» Are we keeping you from your beauty sleep, Mr. Brewster?
×ÖÄ» You didn't answer my question.
×ÖÄ» Excuse me?
×ÖÄ» I know you liked what you saw.
×ÖÄ» As with the self-portrait van Gogh dedicated to Paul Gauguin,
×ÖÄ» his face morphs into an almost Buddhist monk-like appearance.
×ÖÄ» - Is everything OK? - Yeah.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, I think so.
×ÖÄ» I, um...
×ÖÄ» I bought you...
×ÖÄ» I bought you these.
×ÖÄ» They're my favorites.
×ÖÄ» That's, uh... that's...
×ÖÄ» That's really lovely of you, Charley.
×ÖÄ» I mean it.
×ÖÄ» Oh... For me?
×ÖÄ» She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not.
×ÖÄ» Look, isn't there something weird about Professor Dandridge?
×ÖÄ» Yeah. There is something weird about Professor Dandridge.
×ÖÄ» Right?
×ÖÄ» Yeah. She's smoking fucking hot, you dick face.
×ÖÄ» When was the last time you could say that about any professor?
×ÖÄ» It was part of the American tour.
×ÖÄ» - Is everything OK? - Yes, sir.
×ÖÄ» Everything OK. I think somebody just went missing.
×ÖÄ» Have you seen him?
×ÖÄ» This student was last seen at Cachtice Castle.
×ÖÄ» Detective! Wait!
×ÖÄ» It's a UV filter.
×ÖÄ» Come on.
×ÖÄ» Oh, good. OK.
×ÖÄ» Fuck. Fuck.
×ÖÄ» So glad you could come, Charley.
×ÖÄ» I thought there was something special about you.
×ÖÄ» I just don't know what it is yet.
×ÖÄ» But I can't wait to find out.
×ÖÄ» Hello, lnspector? Oh, God, thank you.
×ÖÄ» It's about the missing person.
×ÖÄ» I think I know what happened.
×ÖÄ» I know it's gonna sound crazy, but...
×ÖÄ» ...it was a vampire.
×ÖÄ» No, I know. Look... Hello?
×ÖÄ» Fuck. He fucking hung up on me.
×ÖÄ» Oh, God.
×ÖÄ» - Hey. - Amy, look. I... I need to talk to you.
×ÖÄ» How did you get in here?
×ÖÄ» Amy was kind enough to invite me in.
×ÖÄ» Yeah. Come on.
×ÖÄ» Professor Dandridge asked me
×ÖÄ» whether or not I had any family in the region,
×ÖÄ» which, uh, I don't think I do.
×ÖÄ» Um, Amy, remember that thing we got to go to?
×ÖÄ» - What thing? - Yes, Charley, what thing?
×ÖÄ» You remember, right? The party that Ed was talking about.
×ÖÄ» - There's a party? - Oh, I do love a good party.
×ÖÄ» Right, yeah. So, we gotta go.
×ÖÄ» - Charley! Why are you being weird? - She's a vampire!
×ÖÄ» What?
×ÖÄ» I swear to God, I saw it with my own eyes.
×ÖÄ» Get the fuck out of here.
×ÖÄ» My God, Charley, what the hell are you doing?
×ÖÄ» - Professor, I'm so sorry. Charley! - Shh... It's OK.
×ÖÄ» I'm warning you, stay away from us!
×ÖÄ» I don't know what you're on, Charley,
×ÖÄ» but you're starting to scare me. Now, stop it!
×ÖÄ» It's OK.
×ÖÄ» You think I'm a vampire?
×ÖÄ» Really?
×ÖÄ» Give me the Bible, Charley.
×ÖÄ» Come on.
×ÖÄ» That's it. Hand it over.
×ÖÄ» There's a good boy.
×ÖÄ» I am so sorry, Professor. I...
×ÖÄ» Sun's coming up.
×ÖÄ» Better get back to my, um... coffin.
×ÖÄ» - I saw her. You've got... - Shut up, Charley.
×ÖÄ» Once again, I'm really sorry, Professor.
×ÖÄ» It's been a long night for everyone.
×ÖÄ» Yeah.
×ÖÄ» I'm sure having the police buzzing around
×ÖÄ» has made everybody a little bit jittery.
×ÖÄ» You take care of yourself, Charley.
×ÖÄ» Romania can be a very dangerous place.
×ÖÄ» Thank you for your hospitality, Amy.
×ÖÄ» A vampire?
×ÖÄ» Are you kidding me?
×ÖÄ» Please, you've got to believe me...
×ÖÄ» Why are you making it so hard
×ÖÄ» for me to give you a second chance, Charley?
×ÖÄ» I have tried to put the past behind me,
×ÖÄ» but we need to move on.
×ÖÄ» You need to move on.
×ÖÄ» - Amy, please... - Go.
×ÖÄ» Countess Elizabeth BÃ¡thory,
×ÖÄ» aka The Blood Countess or Countess Dracula,
×ÖÄ» is one of the earliest human beings rumored to be a vampire.
×ÖÄ» Ed?
×ÖÄ» Ah!
×ÖÄ» Hey, Penis Breath.
×ÖÄ» You missed a good one last night.
×ÖÄ» Hunyad Castle was the shit.
×ÖÄ» Ed, what if I told you
×ÖÄ» I had an honest-to-God, real-life vampire problem on my hands?
×ÖÄ» I'd say... you're fucked.
×ÖÄ» - Oh, thanks. - Well, it's true.
×ÖÄ» If vampires were real, we'd be no match for them.
×ÖÄ» They drink our blood, they can glamour us in an instant,
×ÖÄ» they run three times fast as us,
×ÖÄ» and, uh, oh yeah, one more thing.
×ÖÄ» They're fucking immortal.
×ÖÄ» Oh! Oh, God!
×ÖÄ» Ok.
×ÖÄ» After saying all of that, what would you say?
×ÖÄ» Who is he?
×ÖÄ» Not he, she.
×ÖÄ» Maybe the Queen She of them all.
×ÖÄ» Gerri Dandridge, aka Elizabeth BÃ¡thory.
×ÖÄ» Oh, dude.
×ÖÄ» Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
×ÖÄ» Oh, that is not good. Oh, you are so totally fucked.
×ÖÄ» What? Why do you say that?
×ÖÄ» Because she's like the ultimate She-Bitch, bro,
×ÖÄ» and don't take it from me. OK, look.
×ÖÄ» Every issue of Vampire's
×ÖÄ» Crypt has a "Vampires in History" Back page
×ÖÄ» where they give you a quick history
×ÖÄ» of the Vampire of the Month in comic form.
×ÖÄ» This is the entry on Elizabeth BÃ¡thory.
×ÖÄ» Countess BÃ¡thory was being escorted across the country
×ÖÄ» by her royal guard when it all began.
×ÖÄ» The sounds of all hell breaking loose
×ÖÄ» could be heard just outside her carriage.
×ÖÄ» The countess finally had no option
×ÖÄ» but to leave the carriage to see what had happened.
×ÖÄ» The few survivors brought her back home
×ÖÄ» where the castle doctor diagnosed her as...
×ÖÄ» ...vampire.
×ÖÄ» Elizabeth's husband was desperate to find a cure
×ÖÄ» to which the castle doctor told him of an ancient pagan legend.
×ÖÄ» Only the blood of a virgin born at the stroke of midnight
×ÖÄ» by the light of the blood
×ÖÄ» moon could save his wife from damnation.
×ÖÄ» The count ordered that his wife be unshackled at once.
×ÖÄ» She would be free to roam
×ÖÄ» the world and hunt all of its dark corners...
×ÖÄ» ...hoping that one day she'd
×ÖÄ» be able to walk once again in the sunlight.
×ÖÄ» But decades passed with no luck for the blood queen.
×ÖÄ» Her quest eventually took her to the shores of new lands.
×ÖÄ» But the countless years passed in futility,
×ÖÄ» and the blood queen began to lose all hope
×ÖÄ» that she might ever find the virgin she was searching for.
×ÖÄ» Unbeknownst to the countess,
×ÖÄ» the country of her origin was pulling her back,
×ÖÄ» and Elizabeth BÃ¡thory returned
×ÖÄ» to the modern embrace of her ancient homeland.
×ÖÄ» What if we've actually found her?
×ÖÄ» On this week's episode of Fright Night:
×ÖÄ» It just so happened that the vampire never left.
×ÖÄ» Take me... to your leader.
×ÖÄ» He still uses this lair to perform his rituals.
×ÖÄ» - Peter Vincent? - He who has no fright of the night.
×ÖÄ» - Dude, he's a fucking TV host.
×ÖÄ» - True, but the dude knows his shit,
×ÖÄ» and like I said, he's in town filming a new episode.
×ÖÄ» - About Dracula, right? - Correct-a-mundo, Chuckster.
×ÖÄ» So, are we gonna do this shit or what?
×ÖÄ» â™?GRAM RABBIT: "AMERICAN HOOKERS"
×ÖÄ» Double.
×ÖÄ» Hey, your producers told us we could find you here.
×ÖÄ» Uh-oh.
×ÖÄ» - Do I got to call security over here? - No.
×ÖÄ» - No, no, sir. - Oh, no...
×ÖÄ» - We have a problem. - Oh...
×ÖÄ» Oh, let me guess.
×ÖÄ» Might this be of the "Things that go bump in the night" Variety?
×ÖÄ» Like a, like a, like a monster problem?
×ÖÄ» - Yes. - Hm...
×ÖÄ» Shayla Sunshine.
×ÖÄ» Oh-ho! Shayla Sunshine.
×ÖÄ» You boys do not want to miss this.
×ÖÄ» â™?DEZ CLEO: "LMFAO"
×ÖÄ» Let me give you a piece of advice, fellas.
×ÖÄ» - Monsters aren't real. - What?
×ÖÄ» They don't exist.
×ÖÄ» Trust me, I know.
×ÖÄ» Thanks to Fright Night, I've been everywhere,
×ÖÄ» from the Himalayas to Haiti.
×ÖÄ» I've sought out everything from yetis to zombies
×ÖÄ» to trolls to werewolves, and every time...
×ÖÄ» ...nothing.
×ÖÄ» So there's nothing you can do?
×ÖÄ» No advice you can give us from all the times you've...
×ÖÄ» ...monster-hunted?
×ÖÄ» Actually, I do have a piece of advice for you.
×ÖÄ» I was once in Saudi Arabia looking for a djinn,
×ÖÄ» and the whole thing went kablooey on me.
×ÖÄ» Had to hitch a ride on a freighter to get back home.
×ÖÄ» Always make sure your check clears before you show up.
×ÖÄ» So, what if we paid you?
×ÖÄ» What are you talking about, Evil?
×ÖÄ» Yeah, Evil, what are you talking about?
×ÖÄ» We all have needs, man. Mine are comic books and horror movies.
×ÖÄ» Charley's is Amy Peterson's pussy.
×ÖÄ» Yours is money and strippers, in no particular order.
×ÖÄ» Let's get you some of the
×ÖÄ» ol' greenbacks and get down to business.
×ÖÄ» How many greenbacks we talking about, Evil?
×ÖÄ» Yeah, Evil, how many greenbacks are we talking about?
×ÖÄ» How many greenbacks do you normally charge?
×ÖÄ» Do you know what? Can we please stop saying " Greenbacks"?
×ÖÄ» How much moola do I usually charge for what, Evil?
×ÖÄ» You know, an appearance, a kind of assessment?
×ÖÄ» - You want him to assess her? - Well, why not?
×ÖÄ» If she really is a vampire,
×ÖÄ» who better than the great Peter Vincent to make that distinction?
×ÖÄ» And, even more likely, if she isn't a vampire,
×ÖÄ» our boy here can also make that call,
×ÖÄ» based on the fact that he is the world's
×ÖÄ» foremost expert on not monsters.
×ÖÄ» Thank you so much.
×ÖÄ» I would love to...
×ÖÄ» Ouch.
×ÖÄ» I knew I shouldn't have taken the crew out for drinks last night.
×ÖÄ» Two thousand dollars.
×ÖÄ» - What? There is no way... - Done!
×ÖÄ» - Done? - Done?
×ÖÄ» Let's just call this the small price of doing business, OK?
×ÖÄ» Are you sure about this, Evil?
×ÖÄ» We got a deal, Peter Vincent?
×ÖÄ» We got a deal, whatever your name is.
×ÖÄ» Whoo! Yeah! Boo-yah!
×ÖÄ» But, especially... A lot about the second series
×ÖÄ» when you did most of the vampire stuff. I...
×ÖÄ» - Come on. Come... - Nah.
×ÖÄ» Come on, guys, we don't have all night!
×ÖÄ» Sorry. Charley, wait there, dude. Look, I know...
×ÖÄ» What are you doing? Get out of here.
×ÖÄ» - I know. I'm sorry. - Get out of here.
×ÖÄ» Peter, sir...
×ÖÄ» - Hey. - Hey!
×ÖÄ» Listen, I... I'm sorry about last night.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, well...
×ÖÄ» You know, it's just...
×ÖÄ» Wait. Oh, my God, look. Isn't that the guy of...
×ÖÄ» Isn't that the guy of... What's his name?
×ÖÄ» The Fright Night guy. What is it?
×ÖÄ» - Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
×ÖÄ» - Peter Vincent, right? - Yeah!
×ÖÄ» That's so funny.
×ÖÄ» Hang on a second.
×ÖÄ» Isn't he with Ed?
×ÖÄ» Hey, Amy! Hey.
×ÖÄ» You got to meet mine and Charley's boy, Peter Vincent!
×ÖÄ» And me, too.
×ÖÄ» The one, the only!
×ÖÄ» Yeah.
×ÖÄ» He's the world's greatest monster hunter.
×ÖÄ» Amy Peterson, meet Peter Vincent.
×ÖÄ» Seriously, please tell me this isn't about vampires.
×ÖÄ» It's not about vampires.
×ÖÄ» Please tell me you're not lying.
×ÖÄ» - He's totally lying. - I'm totally lying.
×ÖÄ» Charley thinks Gerri is a vampire.
×ÖÄ» I already had my suspicions about her.
×ÖÄ» And sure enough, I was right!
×ÖÄ» Her apartment is a total vampire's lair.
×ÖÄ» The lair!
×ÖÄ» We can get her before she's fed, when she's at her weakest!
×ÖÄ» - I actually saw her feed on somebody.
×ÖÄ» - And then bam! Stake in the heart!
×ÖÄ» Just like you did on the season two Vampire Special.
×ÖÄ» I'm out of here.
×ÖÄ» - Hey... - Three thousand dollars!
×ÖÄ» What?!
×ÖÄ» You know, I always wanted to meet a real vampire.
×ÖÄ» Three thousand bucks is not a bad price.
×ÖÄ» OK, so... supposing you're right,
×ÖÄ» supposing you're not lying...
×ÖÄ» What do you want us to do?
×ÖÄ» Yeah, Charley.
×ÖÄ» What do you want us to do?
×ÖÄ» Listen, Charley, don't sweat it, OK?
×ÖÄ» He's done stuff like this a million times before.
×ÖÄ» He knows what to do. All right?
×ÖÄ» I trust him.
×ÖÄ» Hey!
×ÖÄ» Hey, Peter! Hey!
×ÖÄ» - Peter, what the fuck?! - What are you doing? Damn it!
×ÖÄ» - What the fuck?! - What's wrong with him?
×ÖÄ» Stay back.
×ÖÄ» Behind me.
×ÖÄ» - Charley! - Stay behind me!
×ÖÄ» Hey, Professor.
×ÖÄ» Fancy meeting you here.
×ÖÄ» - Uh... - You've been a very nosy boy, Charley.
×ÖÄ» Hey, kids, did Charley tell you everything he saw
×ÖÄ» in my apartment last night?
×ÖÄ» - Yeah. - No.
×ÖÄ» Oh...
×ÖÄ» Oh, fuck!
×ÖÄ» Get back, you creature of the night!
×ÖÄ» Run, Charley!
×ÖÄ» Come on, Charley!
×ÖÄ» Go!
×ÖÄ» - Oh! - Charley, we have to go!
×ÖÄ» Ah!
×ÖÄ» Come on, Charley!
×ÖÄ» Let's see how evil you really are.
×ÖÄ» Be careful.
×ÖÄ» - I can't keep up, Charley! - Come on! Come on!
×ÖÄ» Hold it! Wait!
×ÖÄ» - Come on, you have to keep... - There's a hole! Come on!
×ÖÄ» - What? - She's coming. Get in here!
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God, Charley, move it fast!
×ÖÄ» Get in!
×ÖÄ» - Oh, my God, she's coming, Charley! - Quick, get in!
×ÖÄ» Come on, hurry, Charley! Jump!
×ÖÄ» - Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. Just go.
×ÖÄ» Oh, God.
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God.
×ÖÄ» - Where are we? - I don't know.
×ÖÄ» Are you OK?
×ÖÄ» Watch out.
×ÖÄ» - It goes on forever. - It's a fuckin' maze.
×ÖÄ» - Charley, we have to find a way out. - I know, I know.
×ÖÄ» Stay close. I think I heard something.
×ÖÄ» - You heard something? - Yeah, come on.
×ÖÄ» - Charley, what is that? - I don't know.
×ÖÄ» Charley, she knows we're in here!
×ÖÄ» Run!
×ÖÄ» Run! Come on, run!
×ÖÄ» Wait up, Charley!
×ÖÄ» Oh, God!
×ÖÄ» Amy, come on!
×ÖÄ» - Amy! You have to run! - Oh, my God!
×ÖÄ» - Fuck! Come on! - Run, Charley, run!
×ÖÄ» This way!
×ÖÄ» This way! Come on!
×ÖÄ» Charley! Charley!
×ÖÄ» Come on!
×ÖÄ» Oh, shit.
×ÖÄ» It's an exit! Help!
×ÖÄ» Help!
×ÖÄ» - Help! - Help!
×ÖÄ» Somebody help! Help!
×ÖÄ» - Help! - Charley? Charley, there are boxes!
×ÖÄ» - Charley, there are boxes! - OK.
×ÖÄ» Shit! OK, stack 'em!
×ÖÄ» Shit!
×ÖÄ» - Charley, hurry! - I've got it!
×ÖÄ» She's coming, Charley!
×ÖÄ» - I can't reach you! - Amy, come on, you can do it!
×ÖÄ» I can't!
×ÖÄ» Grab me, Amy, please. Amy, come on!
×ÖÄ» I can't reach you, Charley! I can't!
×ÖÄ» Please, Amy, hurry! Hurry, she's coming!
×ÖÄ» Charley, I can't! I can't reach you!
×ÖÄ» - I'll catch you, I promise you. - I can't, Charley!
×ÖÄ» Please, Charley, I can't!
×ÖÄ» OK, you're gonna have to trust me! Please! OK?
×ÖÄ» I'll count to three!
×ÖÄ» One! Two!
×ÖÄ» Three! Come on, jump! Please!
×ÖÄ» Amy, come on.
×ÖÄ» I've got you. OK.
×ÖÄ» - Oh, Charley. - We got it!
×ÖÄ» Come on.
×ÖÄ» Ah!
×ÖÄ» Charley!
×ÖÄ» Oh, fuck.
×ÖÄ» Come on.
×ÖÄ» - Get up. - Charley.
×ÖÄ» She's the one.
×ÖÄ» Come on!
×ÖÄ» - Come on, Charley. - Look out! Come on. It's OK.
×ÖÄ» Hurry, there's a taxi! Come here!
×ÖÄ» - Taxi! - Taxi!
×ÖÄ» Take us to the airport.
×ÖÄ» - Look, she scratched me. - Oh, shit.
×ÖÄ» I've got to take you to a hospital.
×ÖÄ» Oh, God.
×ÖÄ» Evil's dead and we're next.
×ÖÄ» - Are you OK? - Yeah.
×ÖÄ» Charley...
×ÖÄ» Charley, I am so...
×ÖÄ» I'm so sorry I ever doubted you.
×ÖÄ» No, I really am.
×ÖÄ» - I'm so sorry about everything. - It's OK.
×ÖÄ» - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - We're OK.
×ÖÄ» Hey, boy!
×ÖÄ» Look out!
×ÖÄ» - Are you OK? - Yeah.
×ÖÄ» OK, we got to get out.
×ÖÄ» Where did she go?
×ÖÄ» No! No! No!
×ÖÄ» No! Please! Let her go!
×ÖÄ» Let her go!
×ÖÄ» You can do anything. You can kill me!
×ÖÄ» If I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead already.
×ÖÄ» Come to my house later tonight and you'll see what I mean.
×ÖÄ» Wait, wait, wait! Your house?
×ÖÄ» My home, Charley.
×ÖÄ» My real one.
×ÖÄ» No!
×ÖÄ» Amy! No!
×ÖÄ» Another shot, Dragomir. I got to take a pit stop.
×ÖÄ» Hello?
×ÖÄ» Is anybody in here?
×ÖÄ» Oh, fuck.
×ÖÄ» You're pathetic, Peter Vincent! You're a joke! A sham!
×ÖÄ» You host the greatest monster show on TV,
×ÖÄ» but you don't believe in monsters?!
×ÖÄ» I believed in you, you bastard!
×ÖÄ» I believed in your shitty little show more than you ever did,
×ÖÄ» you piece of shit!
×ÖÄ» I'm gonna make you bleed, motherfucker!
×ÖÄ» - Sorry, kid. - Bleeding is believing.
×ÖÄ» Ah!
×ÖÄ» Come here. Kiss the cross, bitch!
×ÖÄ» Kiss the cross, vampire boy! Kiss the cross!
×ÖÄ» That was nasty.
×ÖÄ» Phew!
×ÖÄ» Let go of me!
×ÖÄ» Help me!
×ÖÄ» Let me go!
×ÖÄ» Let me go! Help me!
×ÖÄ» Let go!
×ÖÄ» â™?GRAM RABBIT: "COWBOYS AND ALIENS"
×ÖÄ» Where's Peter?
×ÖÄ» Put the Old Testament over there. Old Testament over there!
×ÖÄ» More garlic on the side, too!
×ÖÄ» Catch.
×ÖÄ» - Peter! - Stop him!
×ÖÄ» It's me, Charley!
×ÖÄ» Back the fuck up! I will fucking use this, motherfucker!
×ÖÄ» - What the hell, Peter? - Are you one of them or not?
×ÖÄ» - Them? - A vampire!
×ÖÄ» Of course I'm not a vampire!
×ÖÄ» - Satisfied? - Let him in.
×ÖÄ» - What the hell is that? - It's a Stake-O-Fix.
×ÖÄ» The weapon that is said to have killed Vlad the lmpaler,
×ÖÄ» aka motherfucking Dracula.
×ÖÄ» - And you got it how? - Stole it from the props department.
×ÖÄ» - What's with the change of heart? - Change of heart?
×ÖÄ» I thought you didn't believe in monsters.
×ÖÄ» - Bleeding is believing. - What, so you're just running away?
×ÖÄ» As soon as the sun comes up, as fast as I fucking can.
×ÖÄ» But Gerri's taken Amy to her home, to Cachtice Castle.
×ÖÄ» I think she's gonna kill her!
×ÖÄ» I wish I could help, kid.
×ÖÄ» - You can! - But I won't.
×ÖÄ» Oh, fuck.
×ÖÄ» Wait!
×ÖÄ» Wait.
×ÖÄ» I wanted to tell you.
×ÖÄ» There still might be a way for you to save Amy.
×ÖÄ» As long as she's still alive, of course.
×ÖÄ» What are you doing?
×ÖÄ» Preparing you for the ceremony.
×ÖÄ» Tonight I will bathe in the blood of a virgin,
×ÖÄ» herself born at the stroke
×ÖÄ» of midnight by the light of the blood moon.
×ÖÄ» How do you know that I'm ...?
×ÖÄ» That you're a virgin?
×ÖÄ» No.
×ÖÄ» How do you know that I was born
×ÖÄ» at exactly midnight during a blood moon?
×ÖÄ» I can taste it.
×ÖÄ» In your blood.
×ÖÄ» And after, you'd no longer be a vampire.
×ÖÄ» Oh, I'd still be a vampire but I'd be free.
×ÖÄ» Free to walk in the daylight.
×ÖÄ» Free to feel the sun on my skin.
×ÖÄ» What does Charley have to do with this?
×ÖÄ» In order for the ceremony to work,
×ÖÄ» the sacrifice's blood must be pure.
×ÖÄ» You yourself must kill that which you love.
×ÖÄ» Who says I love Charley?
×ÖÄ» I won't hurt him.
×ÖÄ» If you don't, you'll die.
×ÖÄ» You must kill him.
×ÖÄ» You can't make me do that.
×ÖÄ» It's not up to you.
×ÖÄ» Holy water, garlic.
×ÖÄ» All right.
×ÖÄ» According to traditional mythology,
×ÖÄ» if you kill a vampire before the sun comes up,
×ÖÄ» anyone he or she has bitten
×ÖÄ» that night will return back to their human form.
×ÖÄ» Now, legend talks about a
×ÖÄ» bathhouse deep in the bowels of Cachtice Castle.
×ÖÄ» BÃ¡thory can be defeated in that pit at the break of dawn.
×ÖÄ» But you don't want to find yourself down there alone.
×ÖÄ» Charley?
×ÖÄ» Is that you?
×ÖÄ» Charley, I'm over here.
×ÖÄ» Please, just come here.
×ÖÄ» - Amy? - Charley.
×ÖÄ» Amy.
×ÖÄ» Are you OK?
×ÖÄ» Charley?
×ÖÄ» Ah! Ow!
×ÖÄ» Oh... Really?
×ÖÄ» Garlic?
×ÖÄ» - Step aside, Ed. - You left me at the subway!
×ÖÄ» You told me to.
×ÖÄ» I did. Didn't I?
×ÖÄ» Ah!
×ÖÄ» I'm so sorry.
×ÖÄ» You're... so... fucked.
×ÖÄ» Pity.
×ÖÄ» Not so evil after all.
×ÖÄ» Happy hunting.
×ÖÄ» Amy?
×ÖÄ» Amy, you in here?
×ÖÄ» Amy?
×ÖÄ» Amy? Is that you?
×ÖÄ» Amy... it's me, Charley.
×ÖÄ» Are you OK?
×ÖÄ» Did she hurt you?
×ÖÄ» Please, stay away.
×ÖÄ» I don't want to hurt you.
×ÖÄ» Shh...
×ÖÄ» Ah!
×ÖÄ» Kill him.
×ÖÄ» I'm so sorry.
×ÖÄ» No!
×ÖÄ» No! No! No!
×ÖÄ» Do it! Now.
×ÖÄ» Welcome to Fright Night for real, bitch.
×ÖÄ» Didn't I tell you not to find
×ÖÄ» yourself alone down here at the break of dawn?
×ÖÄ» Nothing has changed!
×ÖÄ» Uh-oh.
×ÖÄ» Shit!
×ÖÄ» Shit.
×ÖÄ» Missed!
×ÖÄ» Do something, Charley.
×ÖÄ» Amy.
×ÖÄ» You don't want to do this.
×ÖÄ» Charley!
×ÖÄ» Do something!
×ÖÄ» It's me, Charley. Come on!
×ÖÄ» Ah!
×ÖÄ» Charley...
×ÖÄ» - Amy! No! - Charley, the sun! The sun is up!
×ÖÄ» Ah!
×ÖÄ» Oh, no.
×ÖÄ» Oh, no, Charley.
×ÖÄ» Charley? Amy?
×ÖÄ» Oh, come on.
×ÖÄ» Charley.
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God.
×ÖÄ» Oh, that's disgusting.
×ÖÄ» You know how many people have probably peed in that pool?
×ÖÄ» Well, I guess this is goodbye.
×ÖÄ» I'm sorry about what happened to your friend.
×ÖÄ» Yeah. Me, too.
×ÖÄ» Take care of this guy, will you?
×ÖÄ» I will. I promise.
×ÖÄ» And thank you.
×ÖÄ» Hey, Peter.
×ÖÄ» What made you come back?
×ÖÄ» Had to make sure the check cleared, kid.
×ÖÄ» Come on.
×ÖÄ» - No, wait. Wait. - What?
×ÖÄ» - I bought you something. - Charley.
×ÖÄ» - Don't peek. - What?
×ÖÄ» Really?
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God.
×ÖÄ» Charley, it's beautiful.
×ÖÄ» Thank you.
×ÖÄ» â™?SPACE NEEDLE: "WHITE COW"