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准备？唱 Ready? Okay.
♪♪ 希望，期待，思念，祈祷 ♪♪ Wishing and hoping and thinking and praying.
计划，明夜梦想着他的魅力 Planning and dreaming each night of his charms
也无法让他掩你入怀 that won't get you into his arms
若你想找一份…真挚的爱 So if you're looking to find love that you can share.
你只要…抱他，吻他，爱他 All you gotta do is hold him and kiss him and love him.
片名：我最好朋友的婚礼
让他知道你的爱 And show him that you care.
让他知道你关心他 Show him that you care just for him
做他喜欢做的事 Do the things that he likes to do
梳他喜欢的发型 你不能得到他… Wear your hair just for him 'Cause you won't get him
如果你只是思念，祈祷 ...wishing and hoping and thinking and praying Planning and dreaming
每个夜晚梦到他的吻 却不能进入他的心扉 His kisses will start That won't get you into his heart.
如果你在思考什么是真爱 So if you're thinking of how great true love is
你要做的 就是抱紧他吻她爱她 All you gotta to do is hold him and kiss him and squeeze and love him
就这样做 他就会成为你的 Just do it and after you do you will be his
两人座位 布莱恩,22桌,快去 Two and two, menu! Brian, 22, immediately!
吉洛蒙！ Guillermo!
两份烤鸽,快！ Two pigeons! Right away!
这桌是重要客人 Very important table right here!
两份面包 Give me two grain!
麦糊给我 - I'll take that polenta! - All right, Chef.
这是我要的 - This is the one I'm waiting for!
是的 - Yes, sir.
立刻上特别餐 I need that special meat now.
甜点,快准备好 Pastry, get ready. It's coming at you.
餐没弄好我杀了你全家 一定要完美！ I will kill your family if you don't get this right. I need this perfect.
是的 Yes, sir.
我认为 I'm writing it up as...
很有创意 inventive
并且 and...
信心十足 confident.
对了,报社小子 有联络吗？ - Did the chap from Newsday ever call?
我查一下 - I'll check my machine.
真要面谈还是 又想替我做媒？ Is this a real interview or some cute guy... -you're setting me up with? - Please,Julianne.
茱儿,我不替你做媒了 你毫无概念 I don't send you men anymore. You have no idea what to do with them.
我是麦克,茱儿 好久不见 It's Michael. Jules, it must be months, huh?
有事相告 I can't wait to talk to you.
我在芝加哥,我住在德瑞饭店 I'm in Chicago at the Drake Hotel.
随时跟我联络,有急事相告 Call me. 4:00 in the morning, whatever. We gotta talk. Bye.
谁？现任男友？ - Who called? Man of the moment?
不,正好相反 - No, the opposite.
老友麦克,麦克欧尼 有急事要告诉我 It's my Michael. Michael O'Neal. Sounds desperate to talk to me.
体育记者,怎么认识的？ The wandering sportswriter. Remind me about that one.
大学二年级时 Sophomore year at Brown...
热恋了一个月 we had this one hot month.
你了解我 But you know me.
定不下来 I got restless.
我鼓起勇气跟他分手 So I get up the nerve to break his heart...
他看着我 and he gives me this look.
他说：我难过的原因是 Then he said, ''The thing that makes me want to cry is...
我将失去最好的朋友 I'm losing the best friend I ever had.''
当时我的感觉跟他一样 At that moment, I knew I felt the same way.
那是我生平第三次哭 So I cried for maybe the third time in my entire life...
吻了他 kissed him...
从此成了最好的朋友 and we've been best friends ever since.
我们什么都告诉对方 We've seen each other through everything:
失去工作 losingjobs
失去父母,失去爱人 losing parents,losing lovers
毫无保留的 We've traveled all over.
我最快乐的时光 The best times of my life, maybe.
喝酒、聊天 即使只是通电话 Drinking and talking, even if it's just over the phone.
真感人 个性相同？ Go on. This is so moving. Kindred spirits?
不,他跟我不同 他像你,但非同性恋 He's nothing like me. He's like you actually, only straight.
六年前在图桑市的一夜 I remember this one night in Tucson six years ago.
他从盥洗包里拿出剃刀 He takes a razor out of this little shaving kit...
在他手上 和我手上划了一刀 cuts his finger, takes my hand, does the same to me.
我要吐了 - I'm gonna be sick.
他说：发誓 若28岁我们仍未婚 - He says, ''Swear when we're 28...if we've never married,
我们就结婚 we marry each other.''
事后没再谈起 We never talked about it again.
不知怎么会想起这事 I don't know what made me think of that.
再三周你就28岁了 You're about to be 28 in three weeks, right?
他几岁？ 你认为 - How old is he? - You think?
有急事 相告 Desperate to talk.
不 No
敬你 Cheers.
我是麦克 Hey, it's Michael.
茱儿,好久不见 Jules, it must be months, huh?
有事相告,我住在德瑞饭店 I can't wait to talk to you. I'm in Chicago at the Drake Hotel. I guess I'm--
随时跟我联络,有急事相告 Okay, call me. 4:00 in the morning, whatever, we gotta talk. Bye.
晚安,德瑞饭店 - Good evening. The Drake Hotel.
我找麦克,但现在太晚了 我想留话 - I'm calling for Michael O'Neal...- but since it's so late--
请稍候 - One moment, please.
喂 Hello?
你加入了 色情电话倶乐部 You've been enrolled in the Obscene Caller of the Month Club.
美人,真高兴听到你声音 Hey, beautiful. It's so great to hear your voice.
我想你,我找了你好久 I miss you. I've been calling you for over a month.
我巡回促销新书 I've been on a book tour.
我猜你出城了 - I figured you were out of town.
我的留言机坏了 - My machine eats all my messages.
或每月回一次电话 Or you're just averaging 30 days to return a call.
对你可不是 - It's less when it's you.
我要问你一件事,重要的事 - I have to ask you something important.
你不答应,我会不知所措 If you turn me down, I don't know what I'll do.
我先说一件事 If I could just tell you one thing first.
这件事可能会笑掉你大牙 This is probably going to hand you... the biggest laugh of your adult life...
我想着你,想起了 but I was thinking about you, and I was remembering...
在图桑市疯狂的一夜 this unbelievably insane night we spent in Tucson...
陈年往事了,你可能记不得 like a thousand years ago - You probably won't remember this-- - Are you kidding?
怎么可能？我常想起 I think about that night all the time.
真的？ You do?
不是为了那件事 But it's not why I called.
不是？ It's not.
我认识一个女孩 I called because I met someone.
很好 That's great.
自从珍妮后你没交过女友 You haven't really seen anybody since that dingbatJenny Lee, have you?
不,你不明白 You don't understand.
我从未如此爱过 I've never felt this way about anybody.
她其实一点也不适合我 -She's all wrong for me.
好的开始 - There's a good start.
不,她大学三年级 二十岁,她叫金 She's a junior at the University of Chicago. She's 20. Her name's Kim.
你会喜欢她,很漂亮 她爸爸是 You're gonna love her. She's beautiful.Her dad is this billionaire.
百万富翁,应有尽有 He owns the White Sox and some cable empire.
我跟有钱人交往总觉得别扭 I've always been uncomfortable around rich people.
但他们不同 - Sure. - But they're not like that.
人很好,很亲切 They're such wonderful people. Salt of the earth.
你见过她父母了？ So you've met her parents?
对 Yeah
茱儿,我们将在 Jules, we're
周末结婚 getting married this Sunday.
喂？ - Hello?
麦克,今天是星期三 - Michael-- It's Wednesday night.
怎么可能星期天结婚？ How can you possibly be getting married on Sunday?
明天开始准备 Actually, it starts tomorrow.
四天时间准备办传统婚礼 It's a four-day wedding with all the traditional events...
上万人从各地来参加 and 1 0 million people flying in from all over the world.
好但你周末不上班？ 太不尽职了？ Aren't you working this weekend? Is that responsible?
没重要比赛 我只需替杂志做专访 The Sox are at home and Sports is letting me do a profile on Frank Thomas.
等一下,怎么说不尽职？ Wait. What do you mean, irresponsible?
周末休假结婚？ Taking off a weekend to get married?
茱儿,我害怕 Jules, I'm scared.
我们最好谈谈 我需要你 - Maybe we should talk about this. - I need you.
你不来陪我,我熬不过去 If you can't come and hold my hand, I'll never get through this.
拜托 Please come.
拜托 Please
我等不及让你见她 I can't wait for you to meet her.
我们先喝一杯,搭下班飞机 Listen,Jules. Let's stop for a drink. You can take a later flight.
不我很忙 I'm a busy girl.
我只有四天拆散他们 抢走新郞 I've got four days to break up a wedding...
却还没想出计策 steal the bride's fellow, and I haven't one clue how to do it.
他爱了我九年,我！ He adored me for nine goddamn years.
难怪了 他才认识她短短几天 - I can see why. - She has known him for five seconds.
就算她有钱,就算她完美 Plus, she's got billions of dollars, and she's apparently perfect.
就算她是伊利诺州选美皇后 So don't go feeling all sorry for Miss Preteen Illinois.
乔治,我不能失去他 我要把他抢回来 I can't lose him, George. I'm going to bring him back.
没想到我要结婚吧？ 没想到 - Can you believe I'm gonna do this? - Not hardly.
你能来真是太好了 This just makes everything so perfect.
从认识他那天起 他就天天谈到你 Since I've met Michael, all I've heard is ''Julianne this'' and ''Julianne that.''
我没有姐姐 I've never had a sister.
我想请你帮个大忙 I have this monstrous favor to ask you.
什么？ - Excuse me?
春假我的好友到德州去了 - My best friend...shattered her pelvis line dancing in Abilene over spring break.
当我的伴娘 什么？ - Be my maid of honor? - What?
不能找别的 女傧相当伴娘？ Shouldn't you promote a bridesmaid or someone you've known longer?
只有两名女傧相 未满四十岁 My bridesmaids are my only two female relatives under the age of 40...
这姐妹刚入社交圈 争艳浪货 debutante sisters from Nashville who are basically vengeful sluts.
下交流道 My exit!
四天内我要你 成为我好友 I have four days to make you my new best friend.
你得强迫自己亲近我 It's time for you to force yourself to get personal.
- 喜欢这颜色吗？ - 很漂亮 - Do you like the color? - I think it's beautiful.
- 适合她吗？ - 很适合 - Isn't that perfect for her? - Absolutely.
这里要再紧一点 免得胸部松垮 This is going to be tighter. You don't want those things to fall out.
- 对,很美 - 不会弄痛你 - It's beautiful. - I'm not hurting you.
为避免她跌倒 裙摆得拉高 I don't want her to trip, so I'll take this up a tiny bit.
你喜欢水仙色吗？ Would you rather the daffodil?
女傧相不是都是穿一样？ I thought the bridesmaids all wore the same dress.
你不行,你要独特才会满意 Not you. You wouldn't be comfortable unless you were distinctive.
他还说了什么？ What else did he tell you?
你从不参加婚礼 You hate weddings. You never go.
你不喜欢守旧的仪式 You're not up for anything conventional...
或任何其它女性看重的事 or anything that's assumed to be a female priority...
包括婚姻、情调或 including marriage or romance or even--
爱？ Love?
麦克跟我根本合不来 Michael and I were a wrong fit right from the start.
他也这么说 He said that too.
我本来也跟你一样 I thought I was like you, and proud to be...
直到我遇见邋遢的臭麦克 until I met rumpled, smelly, old Michael.
才发现我自己像个 Then I found I was just a sentimental schmuck...
傻妞般爱他 likeallthoseflightynitwits I'dalways pitied
好笑吧？ It's funny, huh?
是啊 我要抽根烟 I need a cigarette.
乔治,想想我的感受 George, how do you think I feel?
她不停的谈着他们的未来 她充满了梦想 All she does is talk about her and Michael's future.
拜托你,恢复镇定 - She's just so dreamy. - Jules, pull yourself together.
我快受不了 I don't know if I can do it.
要我转身吗？ You want me to turn around or something?
对 没料到是你 Not the person I was expecting.
你一丝不挂我都看过了 I've seen you a lot more naked than that.
情况不同了 Things are different now.
我想也是 I guess so.
你很漂亮 You look really good...
没穿衣服时 without your clothes on.
乔治？ 她完蛋了 She's toast.
去哪里渡蜜月？ - Where is the honeymoon exactly? - It depends.
若圣安东尼队赢了就去德州 If San Antonio sweeps Sacramento, we could start there.
或凤凰城 或赢球的地主州 Or Phoenix. Or depending on the Indiana-Cleveland game--
都很棒 Garden spots, all.
大热天到处跑 行李难拿捏 A swing of maybe 40 degrees Fahrenheit represents a packing challenge...
但豪华酒店美食等着你们 but there's fine food and cocktails at a choice of Embassy Suites.
那是他的事业,我支持他 我各地都玩遍了 It's his career. I'm supportive. I've been everywhere.
我要跟他在一起,才算是蜜月 I want to be with the man I love. That's what makes it a honeymoon.
我认为他很幸运 很少有人受得了他的怪癖 He's lucky. One woman in a billion could put up with his shit.
各形各色的怪 The guy's a one-man festival of idiosyncratic--
见识过他的交响乐般的 You've been introduced to the symphonic range--
鼾声？他说那是最糟的 Of his snoring? He says it's worse than ever.
你听过那种吗？ You know that snarfle one?
不,好像有痰卡在喉咙 Now it's got this phlegm-rattling thing happening behind it.
得戴耳塞 Earplugs work.
- 还有 - 床上抽烟？他改掉了 - What about-- - Cigars in bed? I broke him of that.
浴室湿答答,穿球鞋吃饭 The bathroom's a swamp. He wears Reeboks to dinner.
喜欢动作片,在我肩上看书 He likes action movies. He reads over my shoulder.
喜欢唱卡拉ok He loves karaoke bars...
我五音不全 - and I can't carry a tune. - Really?
真的？ 他喝汤声音好大 He sucks soup through his front teeth.
典型的坏习惯 别想改变他 That's a trademark move. Don't touch that one.
但他的吻真棒 But he sure can kiss.
我记不得了,但我相信你 It's been a while. I'm just gonna take your word on that.
在我列出他所有的缺点后 After two weeks of cataloging all his faults...
我决定改变我自己 I made a command decision that changed my life.
接受他的缺点 I threw the list away.
不用改变,爱他就该完全包容 He's not a balance sheet. He's Michael. Loving him means loving all of him.
密闭空间不令你紧张？ Do you get nervous in confined spaces?
谢谢你警告我 It's sweet of you to want to be protective...
但什么也不能阻止这婚姻 but nothing ever could give me one moment's pause about this marriage.
密闭空间不令你歇斯底里？ 除了一点 - Do you become hysterical in confined-- - Except one.
是你 You.
他想着完美的你 他爱你多年 You're always in his mind....this perfect creature he loved for years.
完美会随时间疲乏 Perfection can get wearing after a while.
说真的,我必须面对你 I'm not kidding. I had to face up to my competitive drives.
其实你的优点我都有 Believe me, I've got them.
难道要嫉妒你一辈子？ Am I gonna be jealous of you for the rest of my life?
我们还会常见面 对 - Our paths will keep crossing. - Space. Of course.
他总是谈着你 - 很自然的 - He'll always talk about you. - It's only natural.
- 答案很简单 The answer was so simple.
我猜得到 I was gonna predict that.
你赢了 You win.
我没弄懂 I've missed a step.
你是他的理想 He's got you on a pedestal...
我是他的爱 and me in his arms.
天啊,是新娘和 她的强劲对手 My God, it's the bride and the woman she'll never live up to.
你还好吗？ 她指我们 - Are you okay, honey? - That would be us.
你又乱说话了,真是！ Did she say the wrong thing again? That is so in character.
- 我是茱儿派特 - 我们是争艳浪货 - I'm Julianne Potter. - We'd be the vengeful sluts.
可称为急先锋 - You can just call us eager.
你要钓哪个男傧相？ 伴娘有优先权 - Have you sized up the groomsmen?- As maid of honor, you get first pick.
别挑多毛的矮胖子 我要了 - Don't pick the short, hairy, fat one.- He's mine.
金咪是处女 她是麦克的茱儿？ - Kimmy's a virgin.Is this Michael's Julianne?
是的 我是伊莎贝 I'm Isabelle Wallace.
我那英俊的女婿说得没错 My handsome new son scarcely did you justice.
我跟你说 My husband says to scoot you to the ballpark...
我丈夫要你去球场跟麦克见面 so you can hang with Michael.
但你得先通过一群老女人 But first you have to meet a lot of really old women.
相信你已领教了浪花姐妹 That is, if you've absorbed enough profanity.
谁点了啤酒？ Who ordered a beer?
- 我帮你 - 你暗示我很笨拙？ - Let me help you with that. - You unwittingly imply I'm clumsy.
我记错人了,她是茱儿 Sorry. I was confusing you with somebody I used to know.
运动杂志的汉克和艾力 Julianne Potter, this is Hank and Eric from Sport magazine.
- 幸会 - 让我混口饭吃 - Nice to meet you. - They kindly gave me a job.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hi, there. - How do you do?
他是华特,我的岳父 And this is Walter, my father-in-law.
未来岳父 Future father-in-law.
谢谢 Thank you.
他欺负你,来找我 If he gives you any grief, come see me.
你认识他 周老爹 - And this guy you know. - Papa Joe.
该让你当伴郞 但他选了弟弟 I told him to make you best man, but he had to go with his baby brother.
大帅哥高兴见到你 Best-looking guy in any room.
好了,够了 - Great to see you. - That will do.
史考特,够了 - Scotty, that will do. - Sorry.
抱歉 记住,伴郞得陪伴娘跳舞 Remember, it is the duty of the best man... to dance with the maid of honor.
跳舞？你不会跳舞 Dance? You can't dance.
什么时候学的？ 你不知道的还多着呢！ - When did you learn to dance? - I've got moves you've never seen.
你骗人 You're an impostor.
你把我的好友怎么了？ What did you do with my best friend?
我仍是你最好的朋友 I'm still your best friend.
只是我们很久未见 You just haven't seen me for a while.
我这是说这么完美的女孩 可能会令人厌倦 Some people might find that kind of perfection boring...
日复一日,年复一年 - day after day, year after year.
起初我也这么认为 怎么爱这么完美的人 - That's what I thought at first.How can you like someone that perfect?
这种爱不可能持久 No potential for long-range likability.
但她也有可爱的地方 But then, she does have a few good traits.
比如说 - All right. - Such as?
出局了 They got him.
当我抱她时 When I hug her,
即使在大庭广众也无所谓 even in public...I don't have to let go right away.
她让我抱到我满意为止 She lets me hold her as long as I want.
怎么了？ - Batting second, the shortstop-- - What?
没什么 对,我忘了 - Nothing. - I forgot.
你觉得那很恶心 You and that yucky love stuff.
谈到亲热你都会这样 You always get like that when it gets sentimental.
才没有 I do not.
好吧 当我们当你和我 When we were-- When you and I were--
- 当你和我 - 在一起？ - When we were-- - Together?
我有没有 Did I, when--
有 - Yes.
有什么？ 在大庭广众抱你,你会推开 - Yes, what? You pulled away when I tried to hug you in public.
我改变了 I've changed.
我跟以前不一样了 I mean, I'm not the girl that I once was.
真的？ Really?
有没有超过两星期的恋情？ Any relationship over two weeks I should know about?
跟时间长短无关 This is not about longevity.
重要的是 This is about...
沉醉于 being comfortable
恶心的亲爱 with the yucky love stuff.
好耶！ All right.
我改变了 And I am.
“这是智慧的代价” And it's wisdom born of pain
“我付出了代价” Yes, I've paid the price
“看我收获多丰盛” But look how much I've gained - If I have to - Karaoke!
卡拉ok！ - I can do anything
- 怎么找到这地方？ - 门房告诉我的 - Where did you find this place? The doorman told me.
你要唱招牌歌 And you are singing the song.
“我是无敌的” I am strong I am invincible
“我是女人” I am woman
没想到是卡拉ok店 I didn't realize this was a karaoke bar.
真棒,我最爱的女人 This is so great. My two best girls.
喝什么？ 玛格丽特 - You folks thirsty? - Margarita.
- 他不加盐 - 不加冰块 - Blended, no salt. - She wants it straight up.
- 你呢？ - 淡啤酒 - You? - Amstel Light.
两个字 Two words for you.
玛格丽特 Margarita.
伟士牌 Vespa.
佛罗伦斯！ Florence.
害我淋了一晚的雨 Me hanging on in the rain.
我爱佛罗伦斯 那家伙拿着 - I love Florence. - And the guy with the thing.
我的护照呢？ Where was my pass?
- 码头是钓鱼的地方 - 法式接吻 - '' No, the pier is for fishing!'' - '' French kissing?''
- 钓鱼 - 我爱佛罗伦斯 - '' Fishing!'' - I've always loved Florence.
你该带她去 带她开心的渡蜜月 You should take her there. She's perky. She deserves a honeymoon.
对 Oh yeah
若圣安东尼队赢了 ''If San Antonio sweeps Sacramento''?
若九月出发,开学怎么办？ You're off the road in September, and when does fall quarter start for you?
我不回去念了 I'm not coming back senior year.
建筑师文凭不是 很重要？ Don't architects find a degree sort of an asset?
我各地采访 篮赛、车赛、训练 I travel every week. Got college ball, motor sports, training camps.
重要的是我们俩在一起 I think the most important thing is for us to be together.
穿粉红衣的 唱首歌！ Say, Pinky, I wanna hear you sing.
- 不 - 唱嘛！ Come on.
金咪不唱歌,痛恨唱歌！ Kimmy hates to sing. She hates it.
各位 All right, folks. Everybody...
我未来的新娘 要放胆试试 my bride-to-be here is about to kick some ass on--
不,很好玩的！ What? It will be fun.
不,麦克！ 她不想唱,别逼她 No, she doesn't want to, Michael. Leave her alone. Come on. Ladies and gentlemen...
各位 请鼓掌欢迎破锣嗓 please give it up for the dazzling vocal stylings...
金咪沃利 of Miss Kimberly Wallace!
唱！ Come on.
我不知 该怎么办 I just don't know what to do with myself
不知道该怎么办 Don't know just what to do with myself
我做任何事 I'm so used to doing
都为了你 Everything for you
真难听！ 为我俩而设想 - You suck! - Planning everything for two
换人！ 我们分手了 And now that we're through
我不知 I just don't know
怎么安排时间 What to do with my time
没有你,我觉得好孤独 I'm so lonesome for you It's a crime
去看电影 Going to a movie
令我难过 sick
参加舞会令我难过 I just don't know what to do
♪♪ 我不知该怎么办 ♪♪ I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself
我不知道 I just don't know
该怎么办 what to do
我不知该怎么办 I just don't know what to do
若你的新爱人 If your new love
离你而去 Ever turns you down
回到我的身边来 Come back
我等着你 等候着你 I will be around just waiting for you
我不知该怎么办 I just don't know what to do
像夏日玫瑰 Like a summer rose
需要阳光和雨水 It needs the sun and the rain
我需要你甜蜜的爱 I need your sweet love
我需要你甜蜜的爱 抚平 I need your sweet love to ease
所有…的…伤痛 All the pain
好耶！ fine
哦,我的天！ Oh my god
难听！棒极了！ That was just terrible!
没我们你不会寂寞？ 很寂寞 - You won't be lonely without us? - Desperately.
我们不去好了 - Maybe we don't have to go.
赴祖母晚餐？ 要当新娘,你非去不可 - Your grandmother's dinner?As bride-to-be, she's got you on a technicality.
我陪你 如果你真需要我陪 I'd baby-sit you, but my loyalty is to the bride in her time of need.
其实我不需要你陪 好,你确定？ - It's not really a time of need. - If you're sure.
确定？ 确定的话,我就陪麦克 - ''Sure''? - I'll stay with Michael if you're sure.
好吧 Okey
打电话给我？ 好 - Call me later? - Of course.
好好玩！ - Bye. - Have fun.
我告诉你时,你很惊讶？ Were you pretty shocked when I told you?
惊讶？不！ Shocked? No.
有一点 A little.
很惊讶 我从床上掉下来 A lot. I fell off the bed.
难怪一声巨响 That explains the thump.
你喜欢她,对吗？ You like her, don't you?
对,我喜欢 反应真热烈 - I do. - That's enthusiastic.
不,她很 她很棒 I mean, she's-- She's great.
“不,她很棒”？ No, She's great.
我是说 她五音不全 She seriously can't sing a note.
但 做如此大的牺牲 But to make that kind of sacrifice--
什么？ 退学？ - What? Leaving school?
一切 抛开事业跟着你的蠢工作跑 - All of it.Putting her career on hold to follow you around in this dumb job...
一年有五十二周到 where you travel 52 weeks a year...
德州大学这类地方 to places like College Station, Texas.
蠢工作？ 不成熟的职业 - '' Dumb job''? - It's not a grown-up job.
你没嫌过我的工作 My job never bothered you before.
现在我也不嫌 但我不是金咪 It doesn't bother me now, but I'm not Kimmy.
她父亲有球队与有线电视 Her father owns the Sox and cable sports.
我很惊讶你没更换 I'm just surprised it hasn't come up, that's all.
换什么？ 什么？ What?
豪华的办公室 The corner office with a view.
笔挺的西装,华宅豪邸 You in a nice blue suit.
住址离爸妈很近 Permanent Chicago address, somewhat close to Mom and Dad.
不！不会 Never.
她不会这么想 She would never even think of that.
你不了解她 You don't know her.
但麦克爱他的工作 - But Michael loves his job. - Sure.
是啊！烂比赛、低工资、破城市 Bad games, bad pay, bad towns, bad flights...
烂班机座位、破旅馆、烂食物 badhotelsreal badfood...
没家、没根、寂寞 homeless,rootless,lonely
写的报导没被登 your copy makes it in one issue out of four.
有何不好？ What's not to love?
他怎么不换个 Why would he trade that for running, say, a piece of the public relations...
像你父亲一样在大公司任职？ at a powerful complex conglomerate like your father's?
我爸跟我谈过这事 我不惊讶 - That's what my father and I discussed. - I'm not surprised.
你认为他会接受吗？ So do you think he'd really accept?
麦克？这种工作？ Michael? Ajob like that?
那将是他人生最大转机 It would be the greatest thing that ever happened to him.
除了你之外 Present company excepted.
我们该这么做 让你父亲说服麦克 This is what we do: We make your dad a coconspirator.
麦克帮华特的忙 Michael does a favor for Walter.
华特能重组公关部门 Walter's reorganizing his public relations...
需要聪明能干的帮手 他能信任的 and needs a brilliant guy that he's close to...that he can completely trust.
你求他：麦克帮爸的忙 Then you beg. "Michael, please do this for Daddy.
只要半年,对我很重要 It's only six months. It would mean so much to me. ''
他一眼就会拆穿了 除非他想拆穿 - He'll see right through it. - Only if he wants to.
半年后,他会 At the end of six months...
快乐 稳定 hewill behappy ... settled...
成功 successful.
你好漂亮,有约会？ You look beautiful. Do you have a date later?
说不准的 Never can tell.
你今夜真美,记得吗？ 记得吗？ Just the way you look tonight Remember?
好了 你说吧！ Okay, kid, you're up.
我爸爸想请你帮忙 It's really my father who needs the favor.
他想重组公司部分部门 He's reorganizing some of the divisions of the company.
公关部门令他很头痛 Public relations is a real problem area for him.
只需要 半年时间 It would only be six months maybe.
或三、四个月 你知道这件事？ - Or three or four. - You knew about this?
你该听听她的 这也是她的人生 I think you ought to listen to her. It's her life too.
你说是华特的主意？ You gonna tell me that Walter thought this one up?
可不可以别耍手段？ Why don't you start by being honest one second.
我没耍手段 I am being honest.
突然间我得退学 All of a sudden I'm supposed to drop out of school...
放弃家人、事业及人生规划？ forget my family, forget my career... - forget the things I had planned?
抱歉破坏了你的计划 还好现在不算太迟 - Forgive me for screwing up your plans. Glad I heard this before it's too late.
- 什么意思？ - 我的人生怎么办？ - What is that supposed to mean? - What am I supposed to do with my life?
低薪水、没尊严的工作 I work in a low-paying, zero-respect job...
很不幸的是我爱这工作 which, unfortunately, I happen to love.
麦克,这是个好机会 - It sounds like a great opportunity.
是吗？ 你怎么不去做这种工作？ - Does it really? How come you never took some sellout establishment job?
因为那不是你要的 I'll tell you why, because that isn't you.
- 金,我也不想要 - 你真这么想 - And it's not me either. - If that's the way you feel--
当然是这么想！何不直说 Damn straight that's how I feel! Just come out and say it.
我的工作不好,我不好！ My job's not good enough. I'm not good enough.
麦克,我没那么说！ 你说了 - I never said that! - Yes, you did.
太好了 Great, Kim.
结婚前两天提出来 我得忍气吞声就范 Two days before our wedding, you lay this on me. I'm supposed to roll over?
很好 Fine.
我是混蛋,大男人主义混蛋 最好离开我 不,麦克 I'm an insensitive. sexist asshole. You're better off without me.
你 说得对 我错了 You are so right. I was so wrong.
说好了又变卦 我太不应该 We settled this, and I reneged. That just wasn't fair.
原谅我,忘了此事 否则我会死 You have to forgive me and forget this happened or I'll just die.
拜托 Please.
对不起 对不起 - 对不起 - 对不起 I'm sorry.
乔治和温纳不在 请留言 George and Werner are not in. Brevity is the order of the day.
乔治,接电话！ George, answer this, damn it!
她背叛我！ I'm in a meltdown here! She double-crossed me!
那个笨女人 她不适合他 The little twerp groveled! She's so wrong for him.
麦克跟我合得来 相处融洽,爱慕对方 Michael and I are the same person: self-absorbed and vaguely loveable.
我们是一对 We deserve each other.
时间紧迫,我无计可施 I'm running out of time.I'm completely out of sneaky ideas.
我快控制不了局势 I have come to the end...of my rapidly fraying rope!
快帮我想办法！ You have got to think of something!
要咖啡？ 太好了 - Coffee, anyone? - That would be wonderful.
飞机！飞机！ The plane! The plane!
乔治 你像马歇马叟 This is very Marcel Marceau.
放轻松 别把脸皮卸下来 Now, relax. We don't want your face coming off with it, do we?
可怕的房间 What a hideous room.
天啊,喝酒寻死 真迷人 Death by a mini-bar. How glamorous.
你大老远赶来,你讨厌坐飞机 You flew all the way here. You hate to fly.
今晚赶回去,跟温纳有约 I have to go back this evening. We have a family thing in the Hamptons.
自找麻烦 You're butting in.
我说她完美得惹人厌 What I mean when I say she's annoyingly perfect...
事实上不惹人厌 is that there is nothing annoying about her perfection.
是脆弱又可爱的 令人厌恶极了 It is vulnerable and endearing. And that is annoying as shit.
你喜欢她 You like her.
若不必恨她,我会喜欢她 If I didn't have to hate her, I'd adore her.
事关一生幸福 This is my whole life's happiness.
必须心狠手辣 I have to be ruthless.
他爱了我整整九年 He was in love with me every day for nine years.
我比她更能使他快乐 I can make him happier than she can.
也许我现在伤她的心 其实是帮了她的忙 I am breaking her heart in the short run... but really doing her a gigantic favor.
她跟着这蠢蛋 不会快乐的 She would be so miserable tagging along after this insensitive doofus.
茱儿 你真的爱他？ Do you really love him...
还是只想赢？ or is this just about winning?
说真的 Seriously.
一开始只是 不甘心 In the beginning, it was mostly this prior claim.
认为他属于我 He belonged to me.
现在,当跟他在一起 But now, when I'm with him...
他太完美了 he's just so wonderful
当初我怎么没发觉呢？ How come I never knew that when I could have had him?
快嫉妒疯了还如此清醒 It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.
乔治,相信我 George, believe me...
若他曾感受跟我一样 他会了解我的感觉 if he was feeling what I'm feeling... then he would know how I feel.
太可怕了 It's horrible.
怎么了？ What?
告诉他你爱他 Just tell him you love him.
就说 说你爱了他九年 Tell him you've loved him for nine years...
但你不敢爱 butyou wereafraid oflove
说你畏惧爱,畏惧需要 Tell him you were afraid of love, afraid of needing.
- 需要什么？ - 属于另一人 - Needing what? - To belong to someone.
我们都是 We all are, sweetheart.
很遗憾 I'm sorry about that.
说这是 最糟、最笨的表白时机 Tell him this is the worst, cruelest, dumbest moment to do this to him...
但是事实 butthereitis.
他得选一个 He's got to choose.
告诉他全部实话？ Tell him the actual truth?
并非全部 Maybe not the actual truth.
选动听的 Highlights.
乔治 我穿起来很好看 你穿起来很好看 手放下来 Arms at your sides, please.
早安 麦克,我要跟你谈谈 - Good morning. - I have to talk to you.
不喜欢这衣服？ 不,不是谈这个 - You don't like the suit? - That's not what I have to talk about.
先帮我个忙,等一下 One thing first. Excuse me.
帮我收好 是什么？ - Guard this with your life. - What is it?
戒指 - The ring.
- 怎么交给我？ - 我不信任史考特 - Why are you giving it to me?- I don't trust Scotty with it. - I don't think--
拜托！ Please.
你应该当伴郞的 You're practically the best man anyway.
打开看看 - Thank you. - Open it.
她会喜欢吗？ 会 Will she like it?
你要谈什么？ - What did you want to talk about?
什么？ 你不是有话要说？ 对 - What? You wanted to talk about something?
麦克 Michael
我们认识很多年 二十年？ We've known each other a long time, right? Twenty years?
没那么久,但很久 Not that long, but a long time.
这段时间 And in that time...
我们变得 亲近 we've grown close.
很亲近,你懂我的意思？ Very close. Do you know what I mean?
- 我懂 - 好 - I think so. - Good. So do I.
所以 有时候 So sometimes--
回避一下好吗？ Could you excuse us?
有时候 Sometimes...
人们以为 people think...
他们了解对方 they know how they feel about each other...
其实不然 but they don't
直到 until...
直到真正了解 until they do.
我有重点 I have a point.
只是还没说到 - Am I getting to it?
直说,什么事 这么大不了？ - Why don't you?Whatever it is you have to say can't be that big a deal.
麦克 大不了的事 要比较才知道 ''A big deal'' is a relative term.
他是谁？ Who's that guy?
是乔治 我跟你提过,我的编辑 It's George. I've told you about George. He's my editor.
他怎么来了？你周末上班？ 不 What's he doing here? You working this weekend?
他来看我的 为什么？ - He's here to be with me. - Why?
他是我朋友,我的好友 Because he's my friend. He's my good friend.
近来最好的朋友 My best friend these days.
你近来很忙 You've been busy.
那么 你是要谈乔治的事？ So all of this has been about George?
我不知该说什么 I'm speechless.
茱儿害的 That's Jules.
恭喜！ - Congratulations. - Congratulations.
什么？ What?
我告诉他了,订婚不必隐瞒 I told him, puppy. If we're engaged, we shouldn't be ashamed of it.
他就要回纽约了,他来是为了 He's racing back to New York. He just came in for a few hours...
干我 to fuck me.
那要花些时间 Takes a few hours.
天啊！ God.
戒指给我 Give me your ring.
- 给我！ - 乔治 你求婚要准备订婚戒指 Give it to me!When you ask a girl to marry you, you have to give an engagement ring.
你怎能这样对我？ I can't believe you're doing this to me.
我大老远来帮你 你疯了！ I've come all this way to help you. - You're insane!
拜托,只要逢场做戏一天 - For one day find me irresistible.
住手！ Stop it.
怎么了？ Is something wrong?
只是当你谈起乔治时 I guess it's just the way you've always talked about George.
我总以为 It always seemed...
以为 seemed like--
以为乔治是 - It sounded like George was--
同性恋？ 真的 - Gay? Actually, yes.
常有的误解 Common misconception.
没错 It is.
因为乔治喜欢装成同性恋 George likes to pretend that he's gay.
对 为何这么做？ And why would you do that?
这样能吸引女人 Ifind it attracts women.
没错 Indeed.
吸引我 非常的 Worked for me. Big time.
对 对 Right.
天啊！我们快来结婚！ Oh, my God. Race you to the altar.
- 节制点 - 好 - Underplay. - Got it.
我是茱儿的未婚夫乔治 I'm Jules' fiance, George.
特地来看我的新娘 明白吗？ Just in town for a quick pre-conjugal visit, if you catch my drift.
明白 I do.
- 你想让我丢脸？ - 尽我所能 - You're going to humiliate me. - Only if I can.
我只有一个要求,别 Just one thing. Stay away from--
什么？乔治！ 我的天！ George! Oh, my God!
哦,我的天！ 我好像兴奋过度了 - I don't know why I'm so carried away. - Me neither.
真是太 It's so--
- 违背神旨意？ - 不 Against God's plan?
不太棒了 No! It's just wonderful!
太棒了 It's so wonderful!
妈！ Mom!
什么？ 来见见乔治 - What? - You have to meet George.
乔治 你是金咪的妹妹？ You must be Kimmy's little sister.
- 茱儿的未婚夫,就要结婚了 - 不会吧 Julianne's fiance. They're going to be married.
没错 怎么回事？ - What's going on?
- 茱儿要结婚了 - 怎么没告诉我们？ -Julianne's getting married. - Why didn't you tell us?
小姐的小秘密 我想说 - There hasn't been time.I wanted to.
我想大声宣布,但茱儿说：不 亲爱的,不要 I wanted to shout it from the rooftops...but Jules said, '' No, pumpkin, no.
金的大喜日子 别抢了她的光彩 This is Kimmy's day. Let's not take the attention away from Kimmy.
亲爱的惹人爱 Dear, sweet...
甜蜜 可人的金 adorable, chocolate-covered Kimmy.''
她是这么说的 Those were her very words.
我要掉泪了 I think I'm gonna cry.
我也是 Me too.
乔治 真高兴你能来,吃了午饭再走 This is so sweet of you to come to our rehearsal. I insist you stay for lunch.
不,绝对 - No, absolutely--
愿意 爱你的皮包,鞋子,一切 - Love to.Love the bag, love the shoes, love everything. Love to.
亲爱的,不是要赶飞机？ 取消 - Darling, what about your flight? - Canceled.
现在我能告诉你 我一直很担心你 I can tell you this now, but I was very worried about you.
我？ About me?
麦克告诉我很多你的情史 All those stories that Michael told me were hilarious...
但分分合合,这些恋人中 but all those broken relationships, all those men.
找不到想要的,一定很伤心 It must have hurt going through so many guys and never finding the right one.
在遇到我之前 她都定不下来 She couldn't sit down for seven years until she met teensy-weensy little me.
突然,梦中情人就在眼前 And all the while, the man of your dreams was right in front of you.
她说的是我 She's talking about me.
- 乔治 - 什么事？亲爱的 Yes, darling?
你跟茱儿怎么认识的？ 乔治是我的编辑 - How did you and Julianne meet? - George is my editor.
宝贝,我们之前就认识了 But, poopy, we met a long time before that.
事实上非常浪漫动人 Actually, it's a very romantic story.
你要告诉大家吗？ Would you like to tell it, sweet pea?
- 是私事 - 不是了 - It's private. - Not anymore.
第一次遇见茱儿 I first metJulianne...
是在精神病院 in a mental institution.
茱儿去探望法国大厨师 Julianne was there visiting some French chef...
被她的批评文章逼疯的 我去探望荻安沃薇克 she'd sent insane with a bad review... and I was there visiting Dionne Warwick.
荻安沃薇克？ 他自认是荻安沃薇克 He thought he was Dionne Warwick.
谁是荻安沃薇克？ 孤陋寡闻 - Who is Dionne Warwick? - Sacrilege, darling.
惠妮休斯顿的阿姨 She's Whitney Houston's aunt.
通灵术很有一套 She's very good on the Psychic Friends Network.
是吗？ 你知道 圣荷西怎么走？ - Isn't she? - Do you know the way to SanJose
跟荻安在一起 There I was with Dionne.
他的真名叫杰瑞,我们唱很多歌 His real name, by the way, is Jerry.We were having a sing-along,
突然 电击治疗室的门开了 then suddenly...breezing through the doors from the shock therapy room...
我看到她 I saw her.
美丽的 粉红色 粉红色？ A vision in pink.
你不穿粉红色 - You don't wear pink.
她穿 - 偶尔会穿粉红色 - 乔治 - She does.Sometimes she does wear pink.
你穿过 - You do.
我穿过 - I do.
我跟荻安说： 荻安,这美女是谁？ I said to Dionne...'' Dionne, who is this vision?
一定是百老汇的当红明星 看她的皮肤 Surely, she must be the understudy to some fabulous Broadway star. Look at her skin.
时髦的发型 那一刻,我知道 Who does her hair?''- In that moment, I knew.
- 够了,细节不必详述 - 要,我们要听 - We don't all need to know--We do!
我很好奇 他想听 - I'm very curious. - They do.
我知道 I knew...
我们会有这么一天 that someday we'd end up like this:
就像 like some
耀眼夺目的 litteringng...
桃乐丝,洛赫逊 爱情狂想曲 Doris Day-Rock Hudson extravaganza.
我跟荻安说： 荻安 我恋爱了 I said to Dionne... '' Dionne, I'm in love.
女神会爱我吗？ Could this siren love me?
神会那么仁慈吗？ Are the gods that kind?''
荻安 面对着我,用可爱的眼神对我说 And Dionne turned to me, opened her lovely eyes and said...
她说什么？ What did she say?
当我醒来时 The moment I wake up
在我化妆以前 Before I put on my makeup
我祈祷你会爱我 I say a little prayer for you
当我梳着头发时 While combing my hair now
当不知该穿哪件衣服 While wondering what dress to wear now
我祈祷你会爱我 I say a little prayer for you
你常驻我心中 Forever and ever you'll stay in my heart
我会爱你一辈子 And I will love you
永不分离,此情不渝 Forever and ever We never will part
哦,我多么爱你 Oh, how I love you Together forever That's how it must be
只想跟你永远在一起 To live without you would only mean
离开你会伤我的心 Heart break for me
好棒！ Go, Granddaddy!
我追赶公车 I run for the bus, dear
搭上后我想到我们 我祈祷你会爱我 While riding I think of us, dear
工作时我挪出时间 At work I just take time
利用所有休息时间 我祈祷你会爱我 永不分离,此情不渝 And all through my coffee break time
哦,我多么爱你 Oh, how I love you Together forever That's how it must be
只想跟你永远在一起 To live without you would only mean
离开你会伤我的心 Heart break for me
亲爱的,相信我 My darling, believe me
相信他 相信我只爱你一人 For me there is no one but you
请你也爱我 听他的祈祷 - Please love me too -Answer his prayer
我爱上了你 听他的祈祷 -And I'm in love with you -Answer his prayer now
听我的祈祷 Answer my prayer, baby Say you love me too
好棒！ All right, now!
你会伤心的 一点没错 - Heartbreak for you, actually. - You've made your point.
你上飞机吧 我下辈子原谅你时再联络 Get on your plane. I'll call at the turn of the century when I've forgiven you.
茱儿 - 你们不会有结果的 - 因为不诚实 - It never would have worked out. - Because it was dishonest.
你们不适合 Different temperaments.
听着 告诉他你爱他 Look, tell him you love him.
面对事实 Bite the bullet.
乔治 George
他会怎么做？ What will he do?
他会选金咪 He'll choose Kim.
你会做她的伴娘 You'll stand beside her at the wedding...
跟他吻别 回家 kiss him good-bye and go home.
这是你来的目的 That's what you came here to do.
完成它 So do it.
乔治不是我的未婚夫 George isn't my fiance, Michael.
早就结束了,但他不能接受 It's been over for ages... buthecan'taccept it
我把你 I'd built you up so much...
说得太好,不能让他丢脸 I couldn't let him lose face in front of you.
他永远不可能 比得上你 He could never stack up to the one man I measure everyone against.
真奇怪 This is strange.
我得承认 I gotta tell you, when you--
当你说要跟乔治结婚 When you told me that you were marrying George...
我有种很奇怪的 I got this really strange--
你嫉妒了？ You were jealous?
嫉妒疯了 Crazy jealous.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我们俩下午共渡如何？ Can we maybe spend some time alone this afternoon?
愿意吗？ Would that be all right?
右边这栋建筑是 拉萨尔华克大楼
建于1920年代的 艺术建筑流风
中央部份的梯型建筑 让光线照射到市区
过去几天我想了很多 关于我们 I've been thinking a lot the last couple of days, about us.
是吗？ Have you?
我们曾共渡不少时光 不仅如此 - There are a lot of memories. - It's more than that.
我是说 不太好意思说,但 It's kind of embarrassing to say it this way, but...
你是 you've sort of been, you know...
我最重要的女人 the woman in my life.
你是我最重要的男人 You've been the man in mine.
这可能是我们最后 And I was thinking this could be our last time...
独处机会 alone together, you know?
除了两年一次的激情外遇 Except for that hot affair we'll have twice a year.
那个除外 Except for that.
我是说 当许下婚姻承诺 I mean, you commit to this wedding...
然而 回首时 and then it seems like there's this momentum...
却忘了抉择的动机 and then you forget you chose it.
你跟我 You and I didn't--
没有 当我们相处的时候 In our relationships with other people...
我们不常说 爱这个字 对吗？ we didn't use the word ''love'' a lot, did we?
金咪说你若爱某一个人 Kimmy says if you love someone...
要说出来 you say it.
大声的说出 You say it right then, out loud.
否则 那一刻就 Otherwise, the moment just--
- 错过了 - 错过了 Passes you by.
我们没有定情曲 We don't even have a song.
金咪和我 没有定情曲 Kimmy and I don't have a song.
是不好的征兆吗？ Do you think that's a bad sign?
有一天 Someday
当我心情沮丧 When I'm awfully low
活在冷酷的世界 And the world is cold
想起你我就神采飞扬 I will feel a glow just thinking of you
记得你今夜的 And the way you look
容颜 tonight
能邀你共舞吗？ Is your dance card filled?
我得查一下,邀舞的人很多 I'd have to check. I keep it on Powerbook these days.
是吗？ Is that right?
你的话语 With each word
句句温柔 Your tenderness grows
赶走我的恐惧 Tearing my fears apart
你皱着鼻子的笑容 With each laugh that wrinkles your nose
触动我痴愚的心 Touches my foolish heart
还有一项要考虑
若红利以6%计算
失陪一下 Excuse me.
我以为麦克来接我 - I thought Michael was picking me up.
我自愿来接你,他有一堆事 我像他的伴郞 - I said I'd drop you at the stag. He's got a lot to do. I'm the unofficial best man.
对 Of course.
金咪说他拒绝工作 没起争执 Kim said when Michael turned the job down that there was no friction.
争执？没有 Friction? No.
很好 Good.
我没制造麻烦吧？ I haven't caused a problem, have I?
没有,谁都没有 You haven't. Nobody has.
你来得早了一点 Listen, you're just a little bit early.
其实我想打几通电话 Actually, I needed to make some phone calls.
- 能借用你办公室吗？ - 当然！ - Is it possible to use your office? - Of course.
走廊底左手边 谢谢 - At the end of the hall on the left. - Thank you.
慢慢聊！ 好了 Take your time.
电子邮件 '' E-mail.''
新信件 '' New letter.''
寄给 艾力 亚瑟森 ''To: Eric Isaacson...
资深编辑 运动杂志 Senior Editor, Sport Magazine.
寄信人 华特沃利 From: Walter Wallace.''
看！很简单,速战速决 You can do this. It's easy. Just do it fast. Get it over with.
就当没发生 It's like it never happened.
艾力 请你帮个忙 '' Eric, I need a favor.
我女儿的 终生幸福 My daughter's every happiness...
都在你手中 is in your hands.
我提供 麦克 I have offered Mike O'Neal...
我的女婿 my new son-in-law...
良好工作机会 在我公司任职 a great opportunity... in my company.
但他 做了决定 To his own detriment...
麦克不 Michael will not...
接受 这份工作 accept our offer...
因为他 为你工作 while he works for you.
我女儿 与我一起 My daughter joins me in this plea...
恳请 你的合作 for your cooperation.
感激不尽的 华特 With gratitude, Walter.''
“要寄出信件？”
为何要寄？ 他会被开除 不 Why would I send this? He'd get fired.
储存起来 Save for later.
我没寄出去 It's not like I'm sending it.
只是存几个小时 I'm just saving it for a few hours...
直到我们回来时 till we come back here and...
麦克能看到 Michael can see it.
不伤害任何人 Perfectly harmless.
“储存”
他们都在
比尔怎么说？
不太高兴被减了10%
把这些寄出去 Send out this, this, not this, this.
好 That's it.
对了,顺便把电子邮件寄出 I'm holding four or five E-mails I wrote over lunch. Send those too.
是的 再见 - Yes, sir. - Bye.
好了吗？ All set?
我不相信！每只钥匙都试了？ I can't believe this! Did you try every key?
没关系,她给错钥匙了 It's no big deal. She just gave us the wrong keys.
应该有管理员或守卫 There's got to be a janitor or a guard...
或清洁工或 or a cleaning woman or, you know, some kind of--
里面一定还有人,我要个砖头 Somebody has to be in this building! I need a brick.
找个砖头 什么重要的资料非拿不可？ What's the big deal about getting this file tonight?
截止日要到了 - I'm up against a deadline.
我也是,我明天结婚 这就是我的重点！ - Me too.- I'm getting married tomorrow. - That's my point!
大家都有重要的事 Everybody will be busy with more important things...
这是我最后机会 and this is really my last chance.
只要能用华特办公室的电脑 If I could just get up to Walter's office, they're by the computer.
我能将数据用电子邮件寄出 Then I could just E-mail those figures right out now!
明天是星期天 Tomorrow's Sunday.
没人上班 Nobody's doing business.
周一早上华特就带你去 Monday morning, crack of dawn, Walter will walk you right up there.
算了吧！ Give it up, kid.
看开点 Can't win them all.
晚安 Good night.
茱儿 Jules
这东西真对你这么重要？ 是的 This thing mean that much to you?
来 Come on
用你房里电话 华特可能还没睡,我们打去 We'll use the phone in your room. Walter's probably not even asleep.
谢谢 - I'll drive you up there. - Thank you!
联络好我送你去拿钥匙 再回办公室 We'll get the right key, and we'll go back to the office.
- 若结婚时我睡着,你要到场 - 我会的 If I fall asleep on the altar tomorrow, you'd better be there. I'll be there.
都是艾力寄的 传真也是 These are all from Eric. This fax is from Eric too.
要结婚了老板还不饶我 My wedding. You'd think my boss would leave me alone.
也许是祝贺信 Maybe it's congratulations.
怎么了？ What is it?
没想到在你结婚 前夕告诉你 '' Mike, I can't believe I'm doing this to you on the night before your wedding...
但我觉得你应该 but I think you need and deserve...
知道结婚对象的家世 to know what you're marrying into.''
我下午收到电子邮件 ''I received the following E-mail this afternoon:
艾力,帮个忙,我女儿 'Eric, I need a favor. My daughter's every--'''
伊莎贝,我要跟金咪说话 Isabelle, I need to talk to Kim.
怎么了？ - Is anything wrong?
没有,我累了 请叫她听电话,谢谢 - No, I'm just tired. Please put her on. Thanks.
茱儿 回避一下好吗？ Could you give me a minute?
拜托 Please?
小姐,抱歉 你被锁在房外？ 不,不是的 Excuse me, miss. Are you locked out?
我出来抽烟,里面不准抽 Just stepped out. It's a no-smoking room.
这层楼是非吸烟区 It's a nonsmoking floor too.
最好去大厅抽 Maybe you could go down to the lobby.
何不逮捕我？ Why don't you have me arrested?
说真的 I mean it.
我是危险的 罪犯 I am a dangerous, criminal person.
对好人做邪恶的事 I do bad things to honest people.
你逮捕我,我不会反抗 You can make a citizen's arrest. I wouldn't struggle.
我会乖乖跟你去警局 It'd be like getting Al Capone on tax evasion.
我能帮你什么？ Can I help you, miss?
你抽烟吗？理察 Do you smoke, Richard?
我抽,但 Yes, I do, but--
这是非吸烟区 It's a nonsmoking floor.
又如何 But you know what?
你知道 我祖母 总是说 You know, my grandmother always said...
这个难关 会过去的 ''This too shall pass.''
理察,谢谢 Thanks, Richard.
我要你戒烟 I want you to quit this shit.
这会要你的命 It'll kill you.
怎么回事？ What happened?
结束了 It's over.
她否认,说我疯了,是偏执狂 She denied it. She said I was crazy and paranoid.
那可糟了 A bad combination.
明早 There's a big...
在她父母家有个餐宴 brunch tomorrow morning at her parents' house.
她说：我怎能取消？ She said, '' How could I call it off?
要我怎么跟大家解释？ 麦克 What am I supposed to tell everyone?''
别结婚好了,真的 It's for the best. It really is.
她说得对 She was right.
我是疯了 I am crazy...
爱上个不了解的人 to fall for someone I hardly knew.
真高兴有你在 I'm so glad you're here.
戒指还在你这里？ Have you still got that ring?
我试戴却拔不下来 I tried it on, and it won't come off.
我们去散步,或叫吃的到房间 Why don't we take a walk or have some food sent up?
我想静一下 I just want to be alone.
可以吗？ Is that okay?
当然 Sure.
也许我会回纽约去找你 Maybe I'll go back to New York for a while and hang with you.
艾力能谅解的 或我们 去散心 Eric will understand. Or we could go somewhere...
你愿意的话 if you want.
若圣安东尼队赢的话 ''If San Antonio sweeps Sacramento--''
我没去过德州 I've never been to Texas.
什么？ You what?
能尝尝吗？ - Can I try that? - Sure.
- 失陪 - 祝好运 - Excuse me. - Good luck.
不是要取消婚礼？ So this is your basic call-off-the-wedding party?
我来跟大家说明 我不会像懦夫偷溜走 I came here to confront everybody. I won't slink away like some coward.
她没宣布,我不知怎么办 Besides, she hasn't told anyone. I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
婚礼在六点举行 There is a wedding at 6:00.
你改变心意了？ 你要娶金咪？ Have you changed your mind? Do you want to marry Kimmy?
我下了决心 结束了 I made a decision. It's over.
我去告诉他们 I'll go tell them.
首先 你认为她没事吗？ First, do you think she's all right?
帮我去看看好吗？ Maybe you could go check on her for me.
这是我见过最美的花 These are the most beautiful flowers I've ever seen.
他还好吗？ How is he?
他有些不解 He's sort of wondering...
为何你没通知取消婚礼 why you haven't told your parents that the wedding's off.
不知道 我在等奇迹发生吧！ I don't know. I'm still hoping for a miracle, I suppose.
我爸和我怎么会那么做？ How could he think that my father and I would do such a thing?
我对心理学了解不多 I only minored in psych, you understand, but...
也许麦克 maybe Michael
无法面对婚姻,所以 couldn't commit to this marriage...so he created...
他制造 假像 a delusion...
无意识的身体 produced an unconscious, psychosomatic...
反应 manifestation of--
我对食物较在行 I'm better with food.
好吧！假装你是麦克 你在豪华的法式餐厅 You're Michael. You're in a fancy French restaurant.
你点了 You order...
法式奶派当甜点 creme brulee for dessert.
诱人 又可口 It's beautiful. It's sweet.
无法抗拒的完美 It's irritatingly perfect.
突然 麦克发现 Suddenly, Michael realizes...
他不要法式奶派 hedoesn't wantcreme bru lee
他要别的 他要什么？ - He wants something else. - What does he want?
果冻 果冻？ -Jell-O. - ''Jell-O''?
- 为什么要果冻？ - 因为他适应果冻 - WhyJell-O? - He's comfortable with Jell-O.
果冻令他 Jell-O makes him comfortable.
感到自在 果冻跟奶派比起来是很逊色 I realize compared to creme brulee...
但那才是他要的 it's Jell-O, but maybe that's what he needs.
- 我能当果冻 - 不可能 I could beJell-O.
法式奶派不能当果冻 Creme brulee can never beJell-O.
你不能当 You could never beJell-O.
果冻 - 我要当果冻 - 你不能当果冻 - I have to beJell-O. - You'll never beJell-O.
快通知你父母 Tell your parents. If you're waiting for that ''do you take this man'' part...
别再以为他会娶你了 我爱他 - it's considered poor form. - I love him.
不论麦克有任何假像 Whatever delusions I drove Michael to...
都是因我造成的 there's truth at the heart of it.
我要他替我爸工作 I want him to work for my father.
我想继续念书 及自己的生活 I want to stay in school, and I want a life of my own.
请告诉他我错了 我仍爱他 Please, tell him it's my fault and I love him.
你是我唯一信任的人 You're the only person that I trust.
- 我就回来 - 谢谢你 - I'll be right back. - Thank you.
- 我爱你,艾略特 - 我也爱你
她怎么样？ How is she?
别吵了！ 遵命 - Knock it off! - Yes, sir!
- 我问你 - 她承认是她的错 - I asked you-- - She admits that it's her fault.
完全,彻底的是她的错 Totally, completely, inexcusably her fault.
她还爱我吗？ Do you think she still loves me?
爱 嗯 Love is a strong word...
严肃的字眼,我可能不适合 and I don't know that I'm necessarily qualified--
我可能无法表达她所说的 I guess I wouldn't be totally off base if I said that, in her way...
- 她表现强烈的 - 茱儿！ she does possess strong feelings--
她爱你 Sure she does.
疯狂的爱你 She's crazy about you.
你占据我的思绪 You fill up my senses
像是深夜的森林 Like a night in the forest
像是春日的群峰 Like the mountains in springtime
像是雨中穿行 Like a walk in the rain
告诉她我六点娶她 Tell her I'll marry her at 6:00...
若她还要我 if she'll still have me.
拜托 Please. Like a sleepy blue ocean
我就 就回来 I'll be right back.
再爱我一次 Come love me again
他怎么说？ What did he say?
他说： He said...
嫁给我 '' Marry me.''
还好有你在 Thank God you were here.
我好迷惑 I got so confused.
难免的 It happens.
耽误你一下 Got a minute?
什么事？ What's up?
我要快说否则我会慌乱 I have to say this quick or I'll just have this massive coronary...
你就永远听不到这番话 and then you'll never hear it, and you have to.
这可能是我这辈子做过最蠢的事 This is, by far, the dumbest thing I've ever done in my entire life.
蠢得 我说不出 So dumb, in fact, that I can't.
但我要说 怎么了？ But I'm gonna. What's wrong?
麦克 我爱你 我爱了你九年,但我 I love you. I've loved you for nine years.
太自大,害怕面对事实 I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it.
现在我很害怕 Now I'm just scared.
我知道现在说 I realize this comes at a very inopportune time...
时机不对,但我必须请你 帮这个忙 but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you.
选我 娶我 Choose me. Marry me.
让我令你快乐 Let me make you happy.
听来像是帮三个忙 That sounds like three favors, doesn't it?
但 But--
金咪！ Kimmy.
麦克 Michael
金咪！ Kimmy.
麦克 Michael
金咪！ Kimmy.
麦克 Michael
金咪 Kimmy.
完美的一对 - Lovely together. - Aren't they?
她是伴娘 从纽约来 That's our maid of honor. She's from New York.
麦克,等我！ Michael, wait!
拜托！你追不上她！ Please! You'll never catch her!
车都锁了？这么不信任人？ Doesn't anybody leave their car unlocked? Nobody trusts anybody anymore?
好心的人 A good Samaritan.
There's just
Too little of
What the world needs now
回来！ Come back here!
嫩枝带着新生的喜悦 ''Shy tendrils of russet pleasure...
开始生命的探索 began their unbidden journry
她悲叹 She moaned.
- 这么多年的痛苦牺牲 - 喂？ The tonnage of years of anguish, sacrifice, mingling with--''
进行得不顺利！ It is not going well!
都是你叫我说实话,搞砸了 This is what comes of telling the truth or even part of it!
- 落得这下场,不公平 - 你在哪里？ - Getting what you deserve isn't fair. - Where are you?
我偷了面包车在追麦克 I have stolen a bread van, and I'm chasing Michael down Michigan Avenue!
乔治,都是你的错！ 我告诉他我爱他,吻了他 This is all your fault! I told him the truth! I said that I loved him, and I kissed him.
-却是这个结果 -朱尔，我就问一句 - This is what's happened! -Jules, a question.
你吻他,他吻你了吗？ When you kissed Michael, did he kiss you back?
什么意思？我们嘴对嘴！ What do you mean? We were lip to lip!
吻后的追逐 是否将圆满结束？ Was there anything there leading you to believe this chase will end happily?
重点不在这里,有人打岔 That's beside the point. We were interrupted.
-谁打岔？ -金咪！一切都被她毁了 - Who interrupted you? - Kimmy! She ruined everything!
麦克来不及回答我 就去追她了 And Michael started chasing her before he could answer me.
- 麦克追金咪？ - 对 Michael's chasing Kimmy?
- 你在追麦克？ - 对 You're chasing Michael?
谁追你？ 没人,懂了吗？ Who's chasing you? Nobody. Get it?
- 麦克爱金咪 - 不 There's your answer:Kimmy.
是的！茱儿,他不爱你！ Jules, you are not the one!
拜托,婚礼将在六点举行 Now, for God's sake, the wedding is at 6:00 P.M.
你只剩一点机会 做对的事了 You have a small, but distinct, window of opportunity to do the right thing.
乔治？ George
快上车！ 麦克 All aboard!
借过 Excuse me.
我要向你忏悔 I have a confession to make.
另一个 告解 Another confession.
除了 我爱你,这个更糟 Besides that I love you, this is even worse.
华特寄给你老板的电子邮件 The E-mail that Walter sent to your boss--
是我写的 I wrote that.
我是坏蛋 I'm the bad guy.
你疯了不成？ Are you crazy?
茱儿,你疯了？ Are you completely insane?
我是说 茱儿,你怎能这么做？ I mean,Jules, how could you do that?
麦克 我没想到会寄出 It wasn't supposed to get sent.
我只想 我只想让你生金咪的气 I just wanted you to get mad at Kimmy.
天啊！ God.
我尽做些卑劣,可鄙的事 I have done nothing but underhanded, despicable...
来此我做尽了坏事 not even terribly imaginative things since I got here.
我只想 I
赢回你 I was just trying to win you--
赢回你的爱 to win you back.
但这不足以为借口 But that doesn't excuse any of it.
我是个烂货 I'm pond scum.
比那个还糟 Lower, actually.
我像是 滋生烂货的霉菌 I'm like the fungus that feeds on pond scum.
更糟 Lower.
你是脓 污染的黏液 The pus that infects the mucus...
恶心的菌 滋生烂货的霉菌 that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum.
话说回来 On the other hand...
谢谢你 thank you...
爱我这么深 for loving me that much.
用这种方式 That way...
令我受宠若惊 it's pretty flattering.
却让我成了霉菌 Except it makes me fungus.
我已经知道了 That part I knew.
天啊！ God.
真高兴你没上火车 I'm glad you didn't get on that train.
我来这里找她 I came here looking for her.
她怎么会来这里？ 我在这里求婚的 - Why would she be here? - This is where I proposed.
我要去采访比赛,她送行 I had to cover a game in Milwaukee, and she saw me off.
火车 缓缓启动 The train was starting to leave and...
我跳上车,握着把手 I jumped up on the step and I held the handle...
我没 and without...
没考虑就冲出口：嫁给我 a thought in my head, I just shouted, '' Marry me.''
车越行越快,她突然大叫 The train was pulling out, and she just suddenly screamed,
好！ 就这么一句 ''Yes!''Just once.
她给我个飞吻 And blew me a kiss.
本来会是场好婚礼 It would've been a nice wedding.
麦克 Michael
你不会当真以为你失去她了吧 You can't believe that you've lost her.
你迟早会找到她,发现她仍爱你 You will find her, and you'll look into her eyes and see all that love.
尽快找到她,否则六点你可惨了 I just hope that it's soon. Or else I'd hate to be you at 6:00.
等一下 Just wait.
等等 We'll split up.
我们分头找 你去曾共渡的浪漫地方找 You will go to every romantic place the two of you have...
我去别地方找,会找到她 and I will go someplace brilliant, and we'll find her.
我们会找到她 We will find her.
沃伦华邸,我是曼蒂 Wallace egregious residence, Mandy speaking.
我是茱儿,有金的消息吗？ It's Jules. Have you gotten a call from Kimmy?
不,她趁混乱时溜走了 She slipped out, the little monkey, during the commotion.
混乱？ ''Commotion''?
我妹妹舔冰雕 舌头被黏住 My sister was licking an ice sculpture, and her tongue froze right to it.
因此混乱？ And that's a commotion?
是大卫的雕像 It's a sculpture of the David.
金咪会去 So Kimmy would be--
她可能正跟麦克亲热 She's probably with Michael doing the nasty.
或跑到康斯基球场去了 Either that or crying in her nachos down at Comiskey Park.
什么？ - Excuse me?
有人来电话说看到她在球场包厢 - I had this crank call...from some guy who says he saw her in the luxury box.
好 - Right. - What would a bride be doing--
帮我带礼服去教堂 我去为婚礼拿样东西 Can you bring my dress to the church? I have to pick something up for the ceremony.
别忘了刮腿毛 Don't forget to shave, now.
来了,吹风机 Here we go. Here's the hair dryer.
好了,吹一下 There we go.
没事了,不别拍照 It's going to be okay. Please, no pictures.
我知道你在这 警卫看到你进来了 I know you're in here. The guard saw you come in.
你个婊子 让我自己呆会儿 Just leave me alone, you bitch!
你他妈的觉得你是谁啊? Who the hell do you think you are?
猫打架啦 你来这儿 Cat fight! You came here...
装成我的朋友 我让你做我的伴娘 pretending to be my friend, and I made you my maid of honor!
谁叫你那样做的?你才认识我8分钟 Who asked you to do that? You knew me what, eight minutes?
麦克相信你 所以我才相信你 Michael trusted you, so I trusted you.
你想和我走得紧密 你一秒也没有信任我 You wanted to keep me close. You didn't trust me for a second.
我原来是对的 当然你原来是对的 I was right! Of course you were right.
但是那不是我的错 你吻了他 But that's not my fault. You kissed him!
在我父母的房间 太无情了 At my parents' house! That's cold.
在我婚礼的当天 On my wedding day!
婊子 骚货 Bitch. Tramp.
闭嘴 Shut up!
现在我爱这个男人 而且没有方法 Now I love this man, and there is no way...
我要放弃 把他让给某个二皮脸 乱头发的食物评论家 I'm going to give him up to some two-faced, big-haired food critic!
好吧 All right. Okay, all right!
我是吻过他 I kissed him.
我试过偷走他 I tried to steal him.
我输了 I lost.
他不爱我 他爱你 He doesn't love me. He loves you.
我没有做什么这3天能引以自豪的事 I haven't done much that I'm proud of the last three days.
我很想带你去教堂 I'd like to take you to the church...
你可以走过长廊 so you can walk down that aisle...
嫁给我们梦中的男人 and marry the man of our dreams.
因为他确信想娶的是你 Because he sure wants to marry you.
我们举杯 祝麦克和金咪幸福 So raise our glasses and wish Mike and Kim every happiness...
白头偕老 for a long and happy life together...
永浴 爱河 filled with happiness.
就这些了 敬新郞新娘 - I guess that's it. - To the bride and groom.
请美丽的伴娘茱儿致词 Now let's hear from the maid of honor, the lovelyJulianne.
我做了奇怪的梦 I had the strangest dream.
梦到我想 拆散你们俩 I dreamt that some psychopath was trying to break the two of you up.
很幸运的 醒过来我发现 Luckily, I woke up and I see...
这世界并非 在梦中 that the world is just as it should be...
我最好的朋友 for my best friend...
娶了最好的女人 has won the best woman
我没礼物送你们 I didn't get you a gift.
但是 However, this is on loan...
这先借你们 However, this is on loan...
直到你们有自己的歌 请 until you two find your song.
有一天 Someday
当我心情很坏 When I'm awfully low
活在冷酷的世界 When the world is cold
想起你 I will feel a glow
我就神彩飞扬 Just thinking of you
记得你今夜的 And the way you look
容颜 Tonight
你真美丽 Oh, but you're lovely
热情的笑容 With your smile so warm
柔嫩的脸庞 And your cheeks so soft
我什么都不想,只想爱你 There is nothing for me But to love you
爱你今夜的 Just the way you look
容颜 Tonight
- 是我的！ - 才不是！ - It's mine! - I don't think so!
是我的！ I got it!
再见 Bye.
乔治 美人,玩得开心吗？ Hey, gorgeous, having a good time?
还好,但我做了该做的 Not particularly, but I did what I came to do.
你拆散了他们？ What? You split them up?
不,向他们道别 No, I said good-bye.
我以你为荣 Good girl. I'm proud of you.
若你能跳舞更好 Be prouder still if you were dancing.
我想跳舞 I have big plans for dancing.
但再等 三十年吧！ Just give me 30, 3 5 years.
悲惨莫名的悲剧 The misery... the exquisite tragedy.
典型的悲剧女王 The Susan Hayward of it all.
想像你穿紫色礼服独坐 I can picture you there sitting alone at your table in your lavender gown.
我告诉你是紫色？ Did I tell you my gown was lavender?
头发盘起,蛋糕一口没吃 Hair swept up. Haven't touched your cake.
手指敲打在白色桌巾上 Probably drumming your fingernails on the white linen tablecloth...
你心情不好时都这样 the way you do when you're really feeling down.
看着指甲心里想 Perhaps looking at those nails thinking: "I should've stopped...
早知道别淌混水 去修指甲 my evil plotting to have that manicure,
- 太迟了 - 乔治 but it's too late now. ''
我没说礼服是紫色的 I didn't tell you my dress was lavender.
突然奏起熟悉的歌 Suddenly, a familiar song. The moment I wake up
于是你站起来四处张望 Then you're off your chair in one, exquisite movement...
疑惑、寻找着 wondering, searching, sniffing the wind...
像花忱嗅着风中气息 like a dapple deer.
上帝听到你的祈祷？ Has God heard your little prayer?
灰姑娘会再起舞？ Will Cinderella dance again?
然后突然 人群散开 And then, suddenly, the crowds part...
看到了他 and there he is:
狡黠 潇洒的 sleek, stylish...
容光焕发的绅士 radiant with charisma.
意外的 在电话另一端 Bizarrely, he's on the telephone.
而 你在这一端 But then, so are you.
他走向你 And he comes towards you...
山猫般的步伐 the moves of a jungle cat.
虽然你明白他是 Although you quite correctly sense that he is...
同性恋 gay...
如此慑人潇洒的单身汉 like most devastatingly handsome single men of his age are...
你想 管他的 you think, what the hell...
人生就这回事 lifegoeson.
也许我们不会结婚 Maybe there won't be marriage.
也许没有性爱 Maybe there won't be sex.
但绝对的 会相拥起舞 But, by God, there'll be dancing.
詹姆斯·庞德 Bond.Jane Bond.
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