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几年前
在南极洲 Antarctica.
生物极难生存 An inhospitable wasteland.
但即使在这地球最严寒的一端 But even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom,
仍有生命存在 we find life.
且不是平凡的生命 And not just any life.
而是企鹅 Penguins.
它们欢乐嬉戏 蹒跚而行 Joyous, frolicking, waddling,
可爱极了 cute and cuddly life.
看 它们毛茸茸的肚子前后相碰 Look at them tumbling onto their chubby bum-bums.
谁会想到这些活泼雪白的家伙 Who could take these frisky little snow clowns...
等等 有人知道我们要去哪么 Seriously? Does anyone even know where we're marching to?
-有什么关系呢 -我从不问东问西的 - Who cares? - I question nothing.
-我也是 -我也是 - Me, too. - Me, too.
好吧 那我们就飞到最前面去 Well, fine! We'll just fly
看看我们到底要去哪里 to the front of the line and see for ourselves.
科沃斯基 瑞哥 开启空中探险模式 Kowalski! Rico! Engage aerial surveillance.
走吧 来啊 快点 Here we go! Doing it! Come on!
老大 我们好像不能飞 Skipper, we appear to be flightless.
那这是用来干什么的 Well, what's the point of these?
哇 我喜欢 可以当做我们的招牌动作 Whoa! I like it! Hey, this could be our thing!
叫什么呢 就叫击掌好了 What are we gonna call it? Let's call it the... "High one."
嘿 你们看见了么 那个蛋滚走了 谁去把它找回来 Hey! Anybody see that? That's an egg! Is someone gonna go get it?
-我们不能那么做 -为什么 - We can't do that. - Why not?
外面的世界很危险的 我们只是企鹅 Well, it's a dangerous world out there, and we're just penguins.
负责可爱就好 You know, nothing but cute and cuddly.
要不然为什么 Yeah. Why do you think
总有人在拍我们 there are always documentary crews filming us?
安啦 孩子们 Well, sorry, kid. You know,
我们每年都会遗失一些没出生的宝宝 自然规则而已 we lose a few eggs every year. It's just nature.
好吧 自然规律 说得好像有道理 Oh, right, nature. I guess that makes sense, but...
但是 something...
骨子里总有一些声音告诉我 something deep down in my
这一点也不合常理 gut tells me that it makes no sense at all.
我决定了 我要反对自然规律 You know what? I reject nature!
谁要和我一起 Who's with me?!
那是艘废弃的船 没有人能活着从那里走出来 The old ship. No one's ever returned from there alive.
怎么会 下面就有一只鸟 看起来很悠闲 Relax, Kowalski. There's a bird down there now. Look, he's fine.
豹斑海豹 大自然的毒蛇 Leopard seals... nature's snakes.
大自然的毒蛇不是蛇么 Aren't snakes nature's snakes?
我怎么会知道 我天天住在这冻原里 How should I know? I live on the flipping frozen tundra.
它们要吃那个蛋 快想办法让我下去 快 They're going for the egg! Give me a way down there, ASAP!
我们现在需要做的就是 All one would have to do
找到足足300英尺高的海草 然后 is collect 300 feet of kelp, dry it in the...
弱小又无助 这些企鹅宝宝冻坏了 Tiny and helpless, the baby penguins are frozen with fear.
它们知道要是掉下悬崖 会必死无疑 They know if they fall from this cliff, they will surely die.
甘特 推它们一下 Gunter, give them a shove.
我们用训练水母 ...harnessing the jellyfish
的口令行事 we've trained to obey simple voice commands.
这才像话嘛 Now, that's more like it!
干得好 瑞克 别让他得逞 That-a-boy, Rico! Don't let him have it!
哇 这样就安全了 Okay. I guess that works.
快跳到高地方去 Get to high ground!
-哇哈 -成功了 - Boo-yah! - Success!
-我建议赶快发火 -别 再等一下 - I'd recommend firing it now. - Nope, hold on.
我们真的应该立刻开火 We really should fire it.
我还没有看见它的眼白 Not till we see the white of its eyes.
它们的眼睛都是纯黑的 只有很少的眼白 几乎没有 They're mostly pupil. Very little white. Almost none!
多少也该有一点吧 They got to have a little bit of white, right?
-没有又怎样 -如果它们只往一边看呢 - None whatsoever. - What if they look really far to the left?
开炮 Fire in the hole!
科斯基 分析一下状况 Kowalski, analysis?
我们真是酷毙了 We are really awesome at this.
兄弟们 成功了 任务达成 Boys, we did it! Mission accomplished!
嘿 我们真的成功了 击掌 Hey, hey, we can do our thing. High one!
棒 Yes!
我的错 My bad.
看 生命的奇迹 Look. It's... it's the miracle of birth.
这一刻 格外的美丽 A moment... of extraordinary beauty.
噢 好恶心 我嘴里全是黏液 Oh, that's disgusting! I think I have amniotic sac in my mouth!
哦 Whoa!
你们好 你们是我的家人么 Hello. Are you my family?
你没有家人 我们都活不长了 不好意思 You don't have a family, and we're all going to die. Sorry.
啥 What?
怎么了 我以为你们也是这个意思 What? I thought that was what we were all nodding about.
谁都不会死 我们都是你的家人 孩子 No one's gonna die! Know what you've got, kid?
你有我们 我们会一直在一起 You've got us. We've got each other.
我们就是一个家庭 And if that ain't a family, I don't know what is.
你真可爱 So adorable.
科沃斯基 我们的航程会怎样 Kowalski, what's our trajectory?
-95%的可能我们会死翘翘 -那5%的可能性呢 - 95% certain we're still doomed. - And the other five percent?
获得企鹅史上从未有过的探险和荣光 Adventure and glory like no penguins have ever seen before.
-就选它了 -我们要去哪里 - I'll take that action. - But where are we going?
未来 同志们 The future, boys.
辉煌的未来 Glorious future!
辉煌的未来
这破歌 吵的我都要吐了 That song! I swear it's gonna make me lose my salmon.
老大 声音越来越大了 Singing getting louder, Skipper!
动作加快 谁去把那个家伙的假发拿下来 Then move faster! Somebody get that wig off Private.
科沃斯基 报告状况 Kowalski, status report!
我受够这首歌了 I'm really getting tired of this song.
在马戏团最大的好处 Well, the best part of owning a
就是可以用大炮瞬间转移 circus is you can transport a cannon over state lines.
马达加斯加的企鹅
十年前的今天 你出生了 Ten years ago on this very day, a tiny egg hatched,
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让我们这个家庭更加美好 所以今天 菜鸟 and our world got a little bit cuter. So tonight, Private,
翻译：梨叔 Reckless JessieJ
我们一起 we celebrate your birthday
潜入诺克斯堡的黄金存放处来为你庆生 by infiltrating the United States gold depository at Fort Knox!
校对：冬可可 娄小胖 金刚妹
特效：CAS
-太酷炫了 -什么 - Splendid! - What?
压制：hhjie
同志们 在那了 There she is, boys.
那就是我们邪恶的欲望 唾手可得 The object of our unholy desire. The butter on our biscuit.
总监：Bezero
-同花顺 -老大 - The royal flush. - Skipper?
注意 不能随意打断别人讲话 Private, what's our rule about interrupting analogies?
-抱歉 你继续 -算了 不想说了 都怪菜鸟 - Sorry. Please continue. - The moment's gone. Private ruined it.
我们接近目标了 Sir, we're approaching our target.
但是 队长 我 But, Skipper, I really...
你在质疑我的领导能力么 菜鸟 Are you questioning my leadership, Private?
-没有 长官 -真可惜 - No, sir. - Too bad.
因为我只尊敬有胆量的士兵 'Cause I respect a soldier with some moxie.
真的可以吗 其实我觉得我们应该 Really? Then I really think we should...
哇 哇 哇 别马后炮了 乌鸦嘴 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dial back the moxie, sass-mouth.
哦 你还是那么可爱 Oh, look at you. Still so adorable.
准备投弹 Fire in the hole!
睡觉时间 Night-night time.
啥 Wha...?
菜鸟 快点 Private, come on!
-请输入密码 -科沃斯基 你上 - Please enter pass code. - Kowalski, you're up.
-请输入密码 -瑞哥 声波入侵 - Please enter pass code. - Rico, sonic incursion device.
拜托 现在还有时间开玩笑吗 Oh, come on, you're kidding right?
老大 这是肯塔基州 他们都喜欢乡村乐 Kentucky, Skipper. They do love their Flatt and Scruggs.
所有人准许进入 快进来喝杯冰茶吧 Y'all come in now, y'hear? Have yourself a iced tea.
菜鸟 如果全世界的东西你都可以拥有 Private, if you could have anything you wanted
你选什么 in the whole wide world, what would it be?
老大 我想应该是 Well, gee, Skipper, I think to
成为队伍中得力的一员 be a meaningful and valued member of this team.
好吧 我们给你准备了别的 Well, we got you something else.
自动贩售机 A vending machine?
菜鸟 这可不是普通的自动贩售机 not just any vending machine, Private.
这是专门出售 The last remaining home
美国保姆政府家中常备的 in America's nanny state for those succulent
超级美味的膨化美食 but chemically hazardous bits of puffed heaven called...
芝士条 Cheezy Dibbles!
生日快乐 小傻瓜 Happy ding-dong birthday, you little scamp!
谢谢你 Thank you!
自己动手 丰衣足食 You mess with the bull, you're gonna get the horns, Private.
菜鸟 自己去拿礼物吧 Now, hit that machine and get your present.
我们入侵了全美安全系数最高的机构 We just broke into the most secure facility in North America.
你知道这意味着什么吗 You know what that means?
我们要被通缉 We're wanted criminals
在逃亡中度过余生 who'll be on the lam the rest of our lives,
时刻担心被捕吗 always feeling the hot breath of Johnny Law on our necks?
错 这意味着我们是一只精英小队 精英中的精英 No! It means, as elite units go, we're the elitest of the elite.
我们第二 就无人敢称第一 Top shelf in the bureau. The penultimate, plus one.
菜鸟哪去了 Where'd Private go?
哦 在这 D-3 Oh, there he is. D-3.
-哦 菜鸟现在售价多少 -3.50美刀 老大 - Oh, Private. How much is he? - He's $3.50, sir.
即使卖的是菜鸟 这价格也太离谱了 Well, that's outrageous. Even for Private.
长官 机器自己动了 Sir, the machine is alive!
小售货机 我可不喜欢你这态度 I don't think I like your attitude, vending machine.
还有你定的价格 快放了它们 Or your prices! Release them!
这是 What the...?
威尼斯
-科斯基 分析战况 -所有证据都表明 - Kowalski, analysis. - All evidence indicates...
我芝士条吃多了 I ate too many Cheezy Dibbles.
我们在明敌人在暗 我又渴炸了 We're behind enemy lines and incredibly thirsty.
瑞哥 带我们越狱 Rico, bust us out of this delicious prison.
干得漂亮 瑞哥 Nice work, Rico.
你是队里得力的一员 You are a meaningful and valued member of this team.
菜鸟 快跟上 别说话 Private, quit lollygagging. And regular gagging.
好黑 还有不详的预感 我最不喜欢的两种感觉都有了 Dark and ominous... Two of my least favorite traits in a room.
-快看 这有一个按钮 -别碰 菜鸟 - Oh, look! A button. - Private, don't!
-我不是说了吗 -对不起 你刚说啥 - Now, what have I told you about... - Sorry, what?
这看起来像可以杀人的激光器 It looks like some sort of giant laser sent to kill us all, sir.
-这也有一个 -别按 - Another one. - No!
-什么 -小淘气们 - Wha...? - Naughty, naughty.
美丽的鸟儿就应该呆在笼子里 Pretty birds belong in their cages.
太伤人心了 人家很高兴见到你们呢 Now, that's just hurtful. And I was so happy to see you again.
老大 科斯基 瑞哥 Skipper, Kowalski, Rico...
还有这个可爱的小菜鸟 and sweet little Private. Boop!
你是谁 Who are you?
人们都叫我布赖恩博士 The humans know me as Dr. Octavius Brine.
知名基因学家 芝士爱好者 Renowned geneticist, cheese enthusiast,
中央台慈善计划的长期志愿者 and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives.
但是你们认识的是曾经的我 But you know me by a different, much older name.
你们可能永远也不想听到那个名字 A name perhaps you'd hoped you'd never hear again.
像幽灵一样 生活的阴影 A phantom! A shadow of a former life!
我 就 是 I... am...
戴夫 Dave!
-科沃斯基 -抱歉 长官 没印象 - Kowalski? - Sorry, sir, no clue.
戴夫 Dave!
-戴夫 -戴夫 - Dave! - Dave!
-戴夫 -戴夫 - Dave? - Dave!
-戴夫 -戴夫 - Dave. - Dave!
抱歉 Sorry.
等等 我住在那边 Wait. Wait. I... I live this way.
-戴 继续 -你们真的记不得我了吗 - Go ahead, Dan, continue. - You seriously don't remember me?
戴夫 戴夫 噢 是你啊 好长时间没见了 Dave! Dave! Right! Oh, yeah, long time.
你妻子还好么 How's the wife?
我根本没结婚 I've never been married.
你们可能不记得我了 但我永远也忘不了你们 You may not remember me, but I could never forget you.
我们一起来追忆一下 Let's shake up some old memories.
那是在纽约 New York City.
中央公园动物园 The Central Park Zoo.
生活原本很美好 Life was good.
宽敞的环境 给力的展厅 Roomy tank, great location,
绝佳的视野 monkey-house views.
当然还有 And, of course...
我的一群狂热粉 my adoring legion of fans.
-酷 -戴夫 - Cool. - Dave!
一个会变魔术的章鱼 The octopus of a thousand tricks.
-好厉害 -我当时受到万千宠爱 - Awesome! - I was the total package.
-哇 -孩子们 - Wow. - Hey, kids!
你们一定要看看这个 快来 You got to see this. Get up here quick!
-快来 孩子们 快点 -然后你们来了 - Come on, kids. Come on... - And then you arrived.
它们好可爱 Oh, they're so adorable!
同志们 微笑 招手 Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
-你们抢走了我应有的一切 -它们太可爱了 - And took everything from me. - They're so cute!
-太可爱了 -你见过更可爱的么 - They're so adorable. - Have you ever seen anything cuter?
四只可爱的企鹅宝宝 Four adorable baby penguins.
从那以后 没人喜欢我这只老章鱼了 With you around, no one wanted an old octopus anymore.
戴夫 该走了 "Out you go, Dave."
然后我就被踢来踢去 And so it went, over and over,
-先是动物园 然后被扔到水族馆 -爸爸 快看 - at zoo after aquarium. - Dad, look!
喂 挡到我看企鹅了 I can't see the penguins, man!
你们包揽了所有的表演秀 Adorable penguins stole the show.
我的人生却不再辉煌 While I was shunned.
被人遗忘 Forgotten.
不被人喜欢 Unwanted.
孤独 Alone.
听起来好糟糕 That sounds awful.
确实 Oh, it was.
然后我意识到 有些人不废吹灰之力就受人喜爱 I came to realize some creatures are born to get all the love.
我们这些人什么都得不到 The rest of us get nothing!
这么多年支撑我的唯一信念就是 The only thing that has kept me going all these years is my
一定要报仇 burning thirst for revenge!
还有我全球的雪景水晶球 And my precious souvenir snow globe collection.
你有毛病吗 What is wrong with you?!
噢 戴瑞啊戴瑞 Oh, Daryl, Daryl, Daryl,
你不能把你的遭遇都怪罪我们 you can't blame us for what happened to you.
当然可以 这就是复仇 Can. That's how this whole revenge thing works.
用这个 我就可以彻底摧毁你们 And with this, I finally have the power to destroy you.
哎呀 Crikey!
此处Nicolas Cage与著名影星尼古拉斯凯奇谐音 尼古拉斯 抓住它们 Nicolas, cage them.
丹尼斯 我有不好的消息告诉你们 I've got some bad news for you, Dennis.
你惹错鸟了 因为我们是打不败的 You messed with the wrong birds. Because we are an elite unit,
精英中的精英 会让你不堪一击 the best of the best. Cream of the corn on a platinum cob.
我们会抓住你的致命绿色炸弹 And we're gonna take your deadly
然后离开这里 green goop and sashay right out the exit hatch.
那就让我瞧瞧你们的厉害吧 And just how are you going to do that?
装配秘密武器 Deploy secret weapon.
-芝士 辣死我了 -快走 - The cheese, it burns! - Roll out.
给我追 After them!
同志们 像在古巴那次一样 All right, boys, it's just like Cuba.
出租 Taxi!
来点音乐 欢快点的 How about some music? Something chase-y.
它们追来了 Here they come.
-快走 -快划 快划 - Let's move. - Stroke! Stroke! Stroke again!
再划快一点 Stroke some more! Stroke!
快划 快划 抱歉 快划 Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Sorry! Stroke! Stroke!
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你们这群笨蛋要打架么 出手吧 So you squeegees want to do the gondola mambo? Let's dance.
我的妈 我看不见路了 Mother-of-pearl, that stings! I've lost visual.
-科沃斯基 带路 -左边 - Kowalski, be my eyes. - Left.
右边 右边 往上 Right, right! Up!
低头 Duck.
-解决了 -击中 长官 - I think I got 'em. - They are down, sir.
干得漂亮 Excelente.
-老大 -他们追上来了 - Skipper! - They're back up.
我们无路可逃了 And we are running out of canal.
老天爷啊 全力备战 Parker Posey! Go all-terrain.
你会嫁给我么 Will you marry me?
一号引擎失效 We've lost engine one!
-二号也是 还有三号 -四号 - And two and three. - Four!
-启用紧急备用装置 -是的 老大 - Switch to emergency power. - Aye, aye, Skipper.
前面是一车西瓜 没路了 We've got melons! Dead ahead!
我能看见了 瑞哥 绿色炸弹 I can see. Rico, the glowy thing!
又看不见了 Venetian blinded again!
-我们被围堵了 -启动自毁程序 - We've been boarded. - Initiate self-destruct sequence.
-漂亮 -喔 - Nice. - Whee!
说真的 没想到我们还真有自毁程序 Frankly, I'm surprised we had a self-destruct sequence.
同志们 作战准备 All right, boys, battle stance.
我们正在准备着呢 长官 We're in battle stance, sir.
很好 准备突破重围 Okay, good. Now we spring our trap.
还不确定被困的是谁呢 I'm not sure they're the ones that are trapped, sir.
科沃斯基 还记得我们 Kowalski, remember our
讲过的没啥帮助的计划么 little talk about true but unhelpful comments?
-是的 长官 -有的时候还是要随机应变 - Yes, sir. - Sometimes we just have to wing it.
哇 Wow.
抱歉 老大 是我低估了你的作战计划 Sorry for underestimating the plan, Skipper.
科沃斯基 我理解 以后不要再质疑我了 It's okay, Kowalski. Just don't ever doubt me again.
这到底是怎么回事 Now, what the heck is going on?!
企鹅们 淡定 Remain calm, penguins.
你们现在受北风特工局的保护 You are now under the protection of the North Wind.
救你们就不用谢了 You're welcome.
我的天啊 My gosh.
你们这群家伙太可爱了 太太太可爱了 You guys are so cute. You guys are just so, so cute!
毛茸茸 And cuddly.
嘿 走开 别抱了 Hey, get away! No more hugs!
好像被毛茸茸的小狗舔一样 It's like being licked by a basket full of puppy dogs.
大力熊 大力熊 Corporal! Corporal!
导航路线回北风特工局总部 Chart a course back to North Wind headquarters.
伊娃 通知他们我们带证人过去 Eva, inform them that we're bringing in witnesses.
菜鸟 芝士条给我 Private, Dibble me.
我们不会跟你走的 We're not going anywhere with you.
我们都不知道你们是谁 We don't even know who the heck you are.
北风特工局是一群精英组成的 The North Wind is an elite undercover interspe...
北风特工局是一群精英 The North Wind is an elite under...
一群精英 An elite undercover interspecies...
负责帮助 ...task... force, dedicated to help...
帮助 helping...
负责帮助 Dedicated to helping...
帮助那些遭受困难的弱势动物 Dedi... Dedicated to helping animals who can't help themselves.
-像企鹅 -是么 那你是谁 - Like penguins. - Really? And you are?
-我的名字是机密 -机密 这是什么 荷兰话么 - My name is classified. - Classified? What is that, Dutch?
-真心听不懂你的口音 -你说什么 - Can't really hear the accent. - Excuse me?
-这口音听懂了 -我的名字不叫机密 - There's the accent. - No, my name isn't Classified.
我的名字是机密的 My name is classified
因为我是这个突击队的头头 because I am the leader of this strike team.
这是海豹 叫爆豹 擅长武器和爆破 The seal is Short Fuse, weapons and explosives.
这是大力熊 他是我们的大力士 The bear is Corporal, he's our muscle.
这是猫头鹰伊娃 负责情报和分析 And the owl is Eva, intelligence and analysis.
好吧 机密探员 我们恰好也是一支精英队伍呢 Well, Agent Classified, we happen to be an elite unit, too.
自毁程序已启动 Self-destruct sequence activated.
-你们真应该给这些按钮 - You know, you should really
贴上标签的 -倒计时三 二 一 label these things. - In three, two, one...
我叫老大 是我们队的头儿 后面那位是科沃斯基 The name's Skipper. I run this outfit. Back there is Kowalski.
他是我们的行动参谋 说点机智的话 科沃斯基 He's the brains of our operation. Say something smart, Kowalski.
看见没 他完全和我们不一个境界 See? He's working on a whole 'nother level.
还有瑞哥 他是我们的爆破专家 And Rico, he's our demolition expert.
他毁掉那沙发 He destroyed that chair
完全为了开心 就是这么任性 for the sheer fun of it. No reason at all.
这位是菜鸟 And then there's Private.
他算是 我们队的秘书兼吉祥物 He's... he's sort of our, you know, secretary/mascot.
-好萌 -好可爱 哦 不好意思 - Cute. - And cuddly. Oh, sorry.
我们来看看这又可爱又萌的手挡有什么本事 Well, let's see how well "Cute and cuddly" Handles this next bit.
这狗狗门不错嘛 Nice doggy door.
喔 Wow.
瞧瞧这个 Look at this.
喔 喔 喔 这地儿不错嘛 机密先生 Well, well, well. Not a bad place you got here, Classified.
多谢夸奖 我不叫机密 Thank you. That's not my name.
到达十七停机坪 Arrival at pad 17.
北大西洋
南大西洋
印度洋
好了 小企鹅们 All right, tiny penguins,
在北风特工局 the best way for the North
保护像你们这种可怜动物的最佳方案是 Wind to protect helpless animals like yourselves
将布莱恩博士绳之以法 因为你们去过他的潜艇 is to bring Dr. Brine to justice. Now, you were inside his sub,
所以 你们要把知道的一切都告诉我 so I need to know everything you know.
-嘿 -赶紧把你们知道的全告诉我 - Hey! - Just tell me everything you know.
好吧 第一条 All right. Numero uno:
-千万别在郁金香之争中相信荷兰人 -郁金香之争 - Never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight. - Tulip fight...
加拿大正在秘密训练一支大脚野人军队 Canada is secretly training an army of Sasquatch.
而热狗 其实只有百分之十七是狗肉做的 Hot dogs are, in fact, only 17 percent actual dog.
不是让你说每一件事 Not "Everything" Everything. Just...
只需要告诉我关于奥克塔维厄斯·布莱恩绑架你们的所有细节 everything regarding your abduction by Dr. Octavius Brine.
-你怎么不早说呢 -什么 - Why didn't you say so? - What?
我们小队发现奥克塔维厄斯·布莱恩博士 My team has uncovered that Dr.
真实的名字其实是德里克 Octavius Brine is actually an individual known as Derek.
-戴夫 -是戴夫 章鱼戴夫 - Dave. - As Dave the octopus.
是章鱼么 不 布莱恩博士不是章鱼 他是 An octopus? No. Dr. Brine is not an octopus. He is...
一条章鱼 正是如此 我们的情报也是这样的 An octopus. Precisely. That's exactly what our intel indicated.
把羊放走 Release the sheep.
海陆战队研究所
不过你们肯定不知道的是 What you, of course, could not know is that Dr.
布莱恩博士在威尼斯的实验室 Brine's laboratory in Venice
正在密研制一种 is secretly developing a
毁灭性武器 叫做美杜莎血清 doomsday weapon called the "Medusa Serum."
美杜莎血清
-但是你不知道的是 德里克 -是戴夫 - But what you don't know is that Dirk... - Dave.
-戴夫不会用他的巴祖卡血清 -是美杜莎血清 - Dave won't be using his bazooka serum... - Medusa Serum.
他的美杜莎血清吓唬人了 Medusa Serum on anybody.
-这回说对了 -给他们看看 瑞哥 - That part is accurate. - Show him, Rico.
你偷了美杜莎血清 You stole the Medusa Serum?
偷了美杜莎血清 拯救了世界 Well, stole the serum, saved the day,
替你完成了任务 随你怎么说 did your job for you. Call it what you will.
-德比 -是戴夫 - Debbie! - Dave.
-戴夫 -他黑进了我们系统 - Dave! - He hacked into our system.
怎么没声音啊 Where's the sound?
戴夫 你的麦克风没打开 Dave. Your microphone, it's not on.
我什么都听不见 I can't... I can't hear anything.
按一下麦克风图案的按钮 Click on the button with the picture of the microphone.
-每次有坏人打进来的时候就会这样 -你好 有人吗 - Every time a villain calls in, this happens. - Hello? Hello?
现在能听到了 但是又看不到了 Now we can hear you, but we cannot see you.
太烦人啦 每次都这样 So annoying. Every time.
-就像和我父母视频的时候一样 -现在呢 - It's like talking to my parents. - How about now?
-吼吼 -棒呆了 - Hurray! - Great!
是啊 看到你了 太棒了 Yes, we've got you; that's fantastic.
-好极了 我们说到哪儿了 - Excellent. Now, where was I?
戴夫 Dave!
大家好 北风特工局 看来你们已经见过我的老朋友了 Greetings, North Wind. I see you've met my old zoo-mates.
谁跟你是朋友 我可不好你这口 We were never mates. There was no mating.
投降吧 戴夫 你已经黔驴技穷了 因为我已经偷了你那 Turn yourself in, David. You're powerless now that I've stolen
-宝贵的美杜莎血清 -什么 就你 那不是你偷得 - your precious Medusa Serum. - What? You? You didn't steal that.
-都结束了 -都结束了么 - It's over. - It's over?
那我为什么还给你打电话 Then why did I call you?
好奇怪 哦 可能是为了给你看这个 Weird. Oh, maybe it was to show you this.
四只企鹅可用不了这么多血清啊 That is a lot of serum for four penguins.
哦 你以为就只针对你们四个么 Oh, you thought this was just about you four?
不 不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
我们才刚刚开始 We're just getting started.
现在 恕我失陪 我要去购物 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do some shopping...
买点复仇用品 for revenge!
等等 怎么关这个 Wait, how do you...
按哪个键 是红色的还是 What do I push? Is it the red or...
我以为是这个 不是这个 I thought it was the... It's not this...
-有紧急情况 -转到大屏幕 - Incoming alert. - Put it on the screen.
警告
柏林动物园有十五只企鹅失踪 The Berlin Zoo... 15 penguins missing.
柏林
-戴夫正在绑架其他企鹅 -辣么可爱辣么萌 - Dave's kidnapping other penguins! - No doubt cute and cuddly.
-我们必须行动 什么 -我们必须行动 什么 - We have to move! What? - We have to move! What?
-该我们上场了 -伙计们 快集合 - Time for our A-game. - Everybody, huddle up.
大力熊 准备好飞机 我去启动北风泽塔程序 Corporal, ready the jet. I'm initiating North Wind Protocol Zeta.
伦敦公园又有十二只企鹅失踪 12 more penguins taken from London Zoo.
好了 伙计们 机会来了 Okay, boys, this is it. The
我们这辈子翘首以盼的任务 mission we've been preparing for our entire lives.
我们不拿下戴夫 誓不罢休 We're gonna take down Dave or die trying.
-科沃斯基 取消我们的表演课 -是的 长官 - Kowalski, cancel our improv class! - Yes, sir.
-瑞哥 上装备 -好 - Rico, equipify. - Hi!
菜鸟 给爷笑一个 Private, do that little thing I like.
-还是很搞笑 -老大 有好消息 - It's still funny. - Skipper, good news.
-这次表演课取消不扣分 -长官 飞机准备好了 - I got them to credit our class. - Sir, the jet is ready.
好样的 宝贝儿们 就像十九届超级碗一样 Oh, yeah, baby! Just like Super Bowl 19!
他们在偷我的东西 They're stealing my stuff!
不 这次任务不能交给 No! This mission has no place
一群摇头晃脑的废物企鹅们 for a pathetic waddle of useless penguins!
-说谁废物呢 -够了 - Who are you calling pathetic? - Enough!
看见没 瑞哥 所以说好东西不能留给你 See, Rico, that's why you can't have nice things.
知道吗 其实我也很懂电脑的 You know, I'm pretty good with computers myself.
穿上你们的睡衣吧 小企鹅们 Put on your jammies, penguin.
-他们睡着了更萌 -我可不这么想哦 - They are even cute when they're asleep. - Not to me.
我要这些小鸭子离我远一点 别搀和我的任务 I want these butterballs out of my way and out of my mission.
把他们运到安全屋 Ship them to one of our safe houses.
那个世界上最偏僻的地方 The most remote place on the planet.
国际快递
目的地
马达加斯加
-我们到底在哪儿 -空气含氧量好低 - Where the heck are we? - Oxygen content is low.
我建议大家减少呼吸 I suggest we limit our breathing.
菜鸟 Private!
抱歉啦 我一飞起来就胀气 Sorry! I get gassy when I fly.
-就是这样 没错 -我们肯定是在飞机上 - Toot sweet! He does. - We must be on a plane.
北风特工局对我们做了什么 What did North Wind do to us?
他们给了我们徽章 They gave us badges.
不是徽章 是镇定飞镖 Not badges, tranquilizer darts.
该死的机密 Classified!
那下流卑鄙的狗玩意想把我们踢出任务 That low-down dirty dog is trying kick us off the mission.
他觉得我们不能拯救企鹅 He thinks we can't save
就因为我们也是企鹅 the penguins because we're just "Penguins."
企鹅与我们血肉相连 他们是我们同类 Well, penguins are our flesh and feathers. They're us.
能拯救我们的只有我们自己 And if anyone's gonna save us, it's us.
但是老大 我们正在五英里的高度 But, Skipper, we've got to be five miles up.
-这样我们的选择就很少了 -我的选择我做主 - That pretty much limits our options. - I make my own options.
帅呆了 老大 但是我们现在冲出飞机了肿么办 Brilliant move, Skipper, but now we seem to be outside the plane.
我刚才也是脑袋一热 Well, kind of got caught up in the moment.
看来我真有后见之明 Well, hindsight's 20/20.
好了 科沃斯基 该你来善后了 Okay, Kowalski, your turn to pick up the slack.
哦 要不搭那架飞机吧 Oh, why don't we catch that plane?
鸟群撞击 记录下来 Bird strike, log it.
还有一个目标 在十二点方向 We've got another target at 12 o'clock.
好 也就十一点半 跟着我飞 宝贝儿们 我们要火速前进 Good, it's only 11:30. Follow me, boys! We're going in hot.
-别炫耀了 菜鸟 -对准头等舱 - No one likes a show-off, Private. - Aim for first class!
我没事 I'm okay!
科沃斯基 这飞机是往哪儿开的 Kowalski, where does this aircraft go?
看这面包圈的奇怪形状 我觉得是飞往巴黎 From the odd shape of this bagel, I'd say we're headed for Paris.
法国 算了吧 那里的税收太高了 France? Forget it! Not with their tax laws!
-那我建议空中转机 -我准了 - Then I would suggest a mid-air transfer. - Affirmative.
花生 花生 花生 Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts, peanut,
花生 花生 花生 peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut!
-没有花生了 老大 -那就椒盐脆饼干 菜鸟 - We're out of peanuts, Skipper! - Try pretzels, Private.
有了 Bingo.
香港
我们的飞机来了 兄弟们 There's our ride, boys.
我得走了 美女 危险就是我的情人 Can't stay, doll. Danger is my mistress.
瑞哥 再飞高点儿 Rico, more height.
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