As we look back on Black History Month,
当我们回望黑人历史月
we want to highlight the bond between those that came before us and the ingenuity of today.
我们想要做的是强调前人和当代智慧之间的联系
In March of 1849
1849年3月
Henry "Box" Brown mailed himself from Virginia to Philadelphia in a wooden crate,
亨利“箱子”布朗把自己装在一个木箱里 从弗吉尼亚邮寄到费城
securing his freedom.
获得了自由
BET salutes you.
BET[黑人娱乐电视奖]向您致敬
And it's because of forward thinking and risks taken by Mr. Brown
而正是因为Brown先生的前瞻性思想和冒险精神
that young brothers like Kwame Abrams and Devon Turner are able to strive today.
像Kwame Abrams和Devon Turner这样的年轻兄弟才能有今天的奋斗
We owe everything to Henry "Box" Brown.
我们如今的一切都归功于他
If it wasn't for the strives he made
如果没有他的努力
we would've never been able to do what we did.
我们永远无法取得今天的成就
I know it sounds a little crazy,
我知道这可能有点难以置信
but homegirl and her friends were talking real spicy in the DMs,
我知道这听起来有点疯狂 但我喜欢的女孩和她朋友在私信里说得很火辣
and sometimes a nigga just need to know.
有时候你就是得知道
She said she was in Tulum. She said pull up.
她说她在图卢姆 她说让我过去
I was like, "Bet."
我说 好
But that's when we ran into our first problem.
不过此时我们遇到了第一个问题
We ain't really had the bread to get to Mexico like that.
我们没钱去墨西哥
We was watching this documentary about Henry Brown,
我们看了一个有关Henry Brown的纪录片
how he mailed himself from slavery into freedom,
讲了他是如何把自己邮寄出去 逃离了奴隶制
and that's when we had this wild idea.
就是那时我们有了这个疯狂的主意
We got some big-ass boxes,
我们找了两个大箱子
and we shipped ourselves to Mexico.
然后把自己寄去了墨西哥
That shit worked.
还真成了
I mean, it didn't exactly freedom from slavery,
我是说 这倒不是什么逃脱奴隶制
but I'll try anything for some throat, baby.
但是我为了xx可以付出一切 宝贝
And linking with baddies for cheap,
而花点小钱就能跟辣妹们约会
now that's the real liberation.
这才是真正的解放与自由
Go, black man, go.
加油 黑人同胞们
For your foresight and quick thinking,
致你们的远见卓识与敏捷思维
BET salutes you, Kwame Abrams and Devon Turner.
BET向Kwame Abrams与Devon Turner致敬
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me hear you say ♪
♪ Your folks, my folks ♪
♪ My folks, your folks ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Ha! ♪
How early should they teach critical race theory?
应该什么时候开始教批判种族理论
What is critical race theory?
什么是批判种族理论
The shit that white people did to black people.
就是白人对黑人做的那摊子烂事
It wasn't a fuckin' theory.
那才不是什么狗屁理论
Shit happened. There's pictures of it.
那些事实实在在地发生了 有照片记录的
Welcome to "Your Past, Your Present."
欢迎来到《你的过去 你的现在》栏目
I'm Archibald Dupree.
我是Archibald Dupree
In this episode we'll explore the family tree of comedian Michael Che.
本集我们将探索喜剧演员Michael Che的家族史
To uncover his roots,
为了寻根
genealogists help stitch together the past from the paper trail his ancestors left behind.
系谱学家帮助他从祖先留下的纸张线索中拼凑了出尘封的往事
And we've compiled it all into a book of life,
我们将其编撰成册
a record of all our discoveries.
记录了我们的发现
- Have a seat, Michael. - Oh, thank you, man.
-请坐 Micheal -哦 谢谢你
I'm a big fan.
我是您的粉丝
Great to have you on the program.
很荣幸你能来到我们节目
I just want to tell you, this is a really important show
我想告诉你 这档节目对于我而言很重要
and, you know, my whole family's just excited
还有 你知道 我们全家人都很高兴
to find out where we come from, you know?
终于得以寻根 是吧
Why don't we get down to business?
我们就开始谈正事吧
This book is very important, Michael.
这本书很重要 Michael
It the tale of your family as far back as we could trace it.
里面记载了我们所能追溯到的你的家族故事
- Wow. - Go ahead, open it up.
-哇哦 -来吧 打开看看
Okay.
好啊
Brother Michael, that is a picture of your great-great-great grandfather Earl Che.
Michael兄弟 这张照片就是你的曾曾曾祖父 Earl Che
Man!
天呐
I kind of look like him.
我跟他长得有点像
You do, actually.
是有点像
Opposite that picture we were actually able to find
就在那张照片的背面 我们找到了
one of the earliest documents I've ever encountered of slave writing.
我所见过的最早的奴隶书写文献之一
No kidding?
认真的
- So he was a writer. - Mm-hmm.
-所以他是位写作者 -嗯哼
- Like me. - Mm-hmm.
-跟我一样 -嗯哼
I like that.
我很喜欢这点
We believe that Earl was the first person in your family to teach himself to read.
我们认为 Earl是你们家族中的第一个自学了阅读的人
Wow.
哇哦
And he may have been one of the first slaves ever to do so.
而且他也有可能是第一批自学阅读的黑奴
I see people get emotional a lot on this show.
我见过有人在这个节目上痛哭流涕
And I make fun of them.
我还嘲笑过他们
You care to read it out loud?
你愿意大声读一下吗
I mean, I'd love to.
我很乐意
"August 27, 1789
“1789年8月27日”
"Them niggas outside hiding
“外面那些黑奴躲起来了”
"they gonna try to leave tonight.
“他们想在今天晚上逃离这里”
They smell like shit."
“他们臭得像屎”
That's right, Michael.
没错 Michael
See, your great-great-great grandfather had the very special job of house nigga.
你看 你的曾曾曾祖父有一份非常特别的工作 就是当家养黑人
The fuck you mean?
你他妈什么意思
I mean he was far too valuable and delicate to be out there in the fields.
我的意思是 他太珍贵了 太脆弱了 不适合在田里劳作
Let's-- let's do somebody else.
我们再看看别人的
Can we move on to something else, please? I don't know--
我们能换到其他人的吗 拜托 我不知道
You know what this is, Michael?
你知道这是什么吗 Michael
It's the walking stick of your great-great-great grandmother Pearl.
这是你曾曾曾祖母Pearl的手杖
- Inspired by Harriet Tubman... - Wow.
-受到Harriet Tubman的启发 -哇哦
Harriet Tubman 美国黑人废奴主义运动家 美国南北战争时期黑奴逃跑组织"地下铁道"的领导人之一
She used this walking stick to lead hundreds of slaves
她用这根拐杖带领着数百名奴隶
from Canada back down to Mississippi.
从加拿大回到密西西比
Wait, why would slaves want to go back down to Mississippi?
等等 为什么黑奴会想回到密西西比
They didn't. She forced them with a rifle.
他们不想 是她用步枪逼他们的
All right, so this is a joke, right?
好了 你在开玩笑 是吧
So you're, like--you're, like, trolling me a little bit.
你就是 在整蛊我什么的
Who put you up to this, Colin?
谁策划的这些吗 Colin吗
Not all of your family were house niggas.
也不是你家族里的所有人都是家养黑人
Your great uncle Melvin was actually in the inner circle of many great people.
你的叔祖父Melvin其实打入了许多伟大人物的核心圈层
He was close with Martin Luther King
他与马丁·路德·金亲密无间
and Malcom X and the Black Panthers.
还有马尔科姆 · X 和黑豹党
Wow, now, see, that sounds like somebody in my family.
听哇哦 这起来才比较像是我家里出来的人
- Yeah. Turn the page again. - Yeah.
-没错 翻到下一页 -好
You can see his FBI badge.
这是他的FBI徽章
So you telling me my Uncle Melvin
所以你是说我的Melvin叔叔
set up Martin Luther King and Malcom X?
陷害了马丁·路德·金和马尔科姆・X
And the Black Panthers.
还有黑豹党
All right, man, I--
好了 老兄 我
Maybe what we found out about your great-great-great Aunt Ruth will shed some light.
也许我们有关你的曾曾曾姨婆Ruth的发现会给我们一些启示
She was a prominent makeup artist at the turn of the 1900s.
她是20世纪初的一位杰出的化妆师
Oh, and let me guess. She invented blackface?
哦 让我猜猜 她发明了涂黑脸[白人涂黑脸模仿黑人 被视为种族歧视]
So you have heard of her.
这么说你有听说过她
No, man. I was saying something ridiculous.
不 老兄 我就是胡说了点离谱的
Michael, studies show that every black person
Michael 研究表明每个黑人
has one bitch nigga in their family for every five real.
家里每有五个真正的黑人 就会有一个内鬼黑人
But you've got five real niggas for every twelve bitch.
而在你们家 每五个真黑人对应会有十二个内鬼黑人
What study says that? What are you--
什么研究说的 你在说什么
Look, the math may seem confusing
听着 这些数字可能看起来很迷惑
but these numbers make you almost white.
但是数据表明 你几乎是个白人
Is there anybody in my family that's not an old coon?
我家族里有哪个人不是老内鬼吗
Well, there's some young coons.
也有一些年轻的
We did find something interesting.
我们确实发现了一些有趣的事情
Check this out.
看看这个
Is that Jason Whitlock?
这是Jason Whitlock吗
We couldn't find anything saying that you two are related
我们还没有找到任何表明你们有血缘关系的证据
but you have to be. Come on.
但你们肯定是亲戚 得了吧
Distant cousins or something.
至少是远亲什么的
Typical bitch nigga.
典型的内鬼黑人
I've never--I've never done, like, an ancestry.
我从来没有 我从来没有追溯过祖先什么的
I'm always afraid.
我总是害怕
I just feel like it's gonna the reason why I'm gonna get jury duty.
我总觉得这就是为什么我被叫去当陪审员
I'm not giving my DNA to them people.
我才不会给他们我的DNA
I don't know who them people are, but that's--
我不知道他们具体是什么人 但是
it's a very black thing to say.
这就是很经典的黑人会说的话
Also, what the fuck am I gonna do with that information?
还有 我知道了自己祖上是谁又能怎么样
What, am I gonna go back?
我还能穿越回去不成
Them niggas don't want me there.
他们才不想要我
I've been in a taxi.
我坐过出租车
Them niggas are not thrilled to see us.
他们见到我们这些人可未必高兴
They be buying anything on here.
他们这什么台都有
Oh, babe.
对了 宝贝
- Hmm? - Phone.
-嗯 -电话
- Toss it to me? - Yeah.
-给我吧 -好
It's my dad.
是我爸
- "It's my dad." - Shh.
-是我爸 -安静
Hi, Daddy.
嗨 老爸
How's my scholar?
我的大学问家怎么样啦
Um, good. Just about to shower and grab some lunch.
挺好的 正准备洗澡吃午饭呢
Okay, well, I just want to let you know how proud I am of you.
好 我只是想让你知道我有多为你骄傲
And I love you.
还有我爱你
Oh, that's so sweet, Daddy. I love you too.
真贴心 老爸 我也爱你
I gotta go, but enjoy the wedding, ah?
我得挂了 好好享受婚礼吧
And your aunt wanted me to tell you she--
你姑妈让我告诉你
Told you you were gonna take all day.
就说你要花一天
Shut up.
别说了
I'll be out in a minute.
我马上就好了
Oh, God.
老天啊
Your aunt wanted you to look out for the spices.
你姑妈要你留意那些叶子
Um, so sorry, Enya's actually...
呃 不好意思 Enya其实
- Where's my Enya? - She's taking a shower.
-我的Enya呢 -她在洗澡
I can just have her call you back later or--
我可以让她过会给你回电话 或者
Why are you with my daughter?
你为什么和我女儿在一起
Well, actually, I'm her boyfriend.
好吧 其实我是她的男朋友
This is so weird that this is how we're meeting.
我们这样认识对方也太奇怪了
My name's William.
我叫William
William?
William
Are you from Nigeria, Ghana, William?
你老家是尼日利亚加纳吗 William
Nah, I'm from right outside of Baltimore.
不 我老家是巴尔的摩郊外
I don't know who you are.
我不知道你是谁
I don't know what it is that you want.
我不知道你想要什么
If it's money or drugs you are looking for, I assure you I have neither.
如果你想要的是钱或者毒品 我向你保证我两样都没有
I think we got off on the wrong foot here. I--
我想我们一开始就有点误会 我
but what I do have are a very special set of skills
但我有一套非常特别的技能
skills that I've honed for such a time as this.
一项我磨炼已久的技能 就是为了这种时候准备的
If you let her go, that'll be the end of it.
如果你放她走 这事就结束了
If not, I will look for you
如果没有 我会去找你
I will find you
我会找到你
and I will kill you.
然后我要杀了你
And I know every African man on the East Coast.
我认识东海岸所有从非洲来的黑人
You don't want to make me your enemy.
你不会想跟我对着干的
Your daughter is in a happy relationship. Congratulations.
你女儿的感情很幸福 恭喜啊
He's black American.
他是个美国生的黑人
Send everyone we have.
把我们所有的人都派去
We will find you, Enya.
我们会找到你的 Enya
Enya!
Enya
I'm at the hotel.
我到酒店了
He's mine!
前来取他小命
I care about your daughter, sir.
我很在意你的女儿 先生
We're in love.
我们很爱彼此
Let her go!
放了她
Nah.
没门
Enya!
Enya
Ahh! Enya!
啊 Enya
Hey! Everything okay?
嘿 没事吧
It's all good.
没事
I'll be out in a minute.
我马上就出来了
Take your time.
你可以慢慢洗
Listen here, you old-ass nigga. Your daughter, she mine.
听好了 你这个老家伙 你女儿是我的
Them cheeks, they mine.
她的屁股蛋是我的
I'll be spreadin' 'em, smackin' 'em.
我要把它们分开 拍拍它们
She taking pan-African penis now, boy.
她才不管我是在哪出生的黑人 小子
You ain't never gonna get her back.
你永远也别想让她回到你身边
Disrespectful little--
无礼的小
"Disrespectful little." Shut the fuck up.
还“无礼的小” 闭上你的臭嘴
You got 48 hours
给你48小时
or else I'm the daddy.
到时候就是我说了算了
I will stop you.
你不会得逞的
Hey, babe, think I'm gonna join you in that shower.
嘿 宝贝 我想过去和你一起洗
Always.
当然了
Good luck, nigga.
祝你好运 贱人
Baby.
宝贝
No!
不
A wedding is creepy.
婚礼太诡异了
Like, it's, like, 400 people just watching 2 people kiss.
就是 400个人就那么看着两个人接吻
It's way too fuckin' intimate.
这也太亲密了
That's why I hate when women brag about their wedding day.
我很讨厌女人吹嘘自己的婚礼
Like, "My wedding day was the greatest time of my life."
比如“婚礼那天是我一生中最美好的时光”
I'm like, yeah, you got a free diamond.
我就想说 当然了 你白拿了一颗钻石
You know what I gotta do to get a free diamond?
你知道我要干什么才能免费拿到钻石吗
I gotta win a Super Bowl.
我得赢得超级碗才行[冠军戒指]
25 years ago Mathers and Stuart conducted the now-famous doll test experiment,
25年前 Mathers和Stuart进行了著名的玩偶测试实验
where they discovered the depth of implicit racial bias children learn at a young age.
通过这个实验 他们发现了孩子们从小就被培植的隐性种族偏见有多么根深蒂固
档案录像 Mathers与Stuart免费贡献
Point to the bad doll.
指一下坏娃娃
Now point to the good doll.
现在指一下好娃娃
Today we sit with Linden Porter,
今天我们将采访Linden Porter
one of the original children who participated in that experiment.
他就是最早参与那个实验的其中一个孩子
Thank you so much for inviting us into your home, Linden.
非常感谢你邀请我们来你家 Linden
- Do you want to tell us a little more about that day? - Sure.
-你能再跟我们说说那天的事吗 -当然
That's kind of where it all started, you know?
那里就是一切开始的地方 你知道吗
I never really unlearned that.
我永生难忘
I imagine that must have been pretty traumatic.
我想你一定经历了很多痛苦
Without a doubt.
没错
I mean, highlighting internalized racism at such a young age
向这么小的年纪的孩子强调内化的种族主义
it still reverberates with me.
这对我产生的影响非常深远
You know, I...
你知道 我
I'm ashamed to say it. I...
说来有些愧疚 我
I still think that way.
我现在还会那样想
Wow, so you still associate white with good and black with bad?
所以你现在还会把白人和好 黑人和坏联系在一起吗
Yes, that sort of thinking has influenced my entire life.
没错 这种想法影响了我的一生
It's how I chose my wife.
包括我对妻子的选择
-And your wife is- - White, yes.
- 你妻子是... -白人 没错
I know, but love is love.
我知道 但爱就是爱
Mr. Porter, how long have you been dating?
Porter先生 你们交往多久了
Well, I started dating white women around the normal age that most boys start to date girls
我大概就是在大多数男孩开始约会女生的正常年龄开始和白人女性约会
right around 28.
28岁左右
And I've never looked back since.
然后我就踏上了一条不归路
So how did you and Rebecca meet?
你和Rebecca是怎么认识的
We met online. I saw her. It was love at first sight.
我们在网上认识的 我看到了她 对她一见钟情
And then four to six business days later
然后经过了四到六个工作日
she was mine.
她就成了我的
Have you ever been in a relationship with a human woman?
你有和人类女人谈过恋爱吗
Mr. Porter, uh...
Porter先生 呃
I'm sorry, what?
不好意思 什么
We discovered that the doll test
我们发现玩偶测试
has had a devastating effect on Linden's sanity.
对Linden的神志造成了毁灭性的影响
So you and your wife have raised a family.
这么说你和你妻子组建了一个家庭
Yep.
对
Our son lives in New York.
我们的儿子住在纽约
He's a model at Macy's.
他是梅西百货的模特
This is him here, Manny and his boyfriend Quinn.
这就是他 Manny 和他男朋友Quinn
Oh, and our daughter's home.
我们的女儿回来了
Hey, Dolly.
嘿 Dolly
She's a health care worker.
她是位医护人员
And I tell you
我跟你说
we were so proud of the work she was doing during the pandemic.
我们为她在疫情期间付出的工作感到十分骄傲
Every day we were outside at 7:30 just clapping it up for her.
每天早上七点半我们都会为她鼓掌
And is that how you think that nurses dress today?
你觉得现在的护士都是这样穿的吗
I know what you're thinking.
我知道你在想什么
You want to fuck my daughter's face, don't you?
你想x我女儿的脸 对不对
I don't blame you for thinking it.
我不怪你这么想
I've thought it too.
我也有过这样的想法
But, you know, to say it out loud, actually, is just...
但是 你知道 要说出来还是有点
Luckily this is a nonjudgment sort of household, you know.
但是好在我们家的原则就是不随意评价别人
Rebecca and I have worked very hard to raise a Christian family.
Rebecca和我辛辛苦苦打造了一个基督徒家庭
I'm--I'm sorry. This is just a little bit weird.
抱歉 就是 这有点奇怪
You gotta admit.
你得承认
Right, well, you know, love is weird.
好吧 你知道 爱情是很奇怪的
Dude, you're married to a sex doll.
老兄 你娶了个充气娃娃
Right, well, it's not that weird.
好吧 这也没那么奇怪
Some people do it.
有些人会这么做
What people?
什么人啊
You remember the scene in "I Am Legend"
你还记得《我是传奇》里
where Will Smith is talking to the mannequin?
Will Smith和假人模特说话的那场戏吗
Yeah, but he was the last person on Earth in that movie.
记得 但他在那部电影里是世界上最后一个人
Aren't we all entitled to our own interpretation
对于电影里世界上最后一个人意味着什么
of what it means to be the last person on Earth in a movie?
难道我们不该有自己的解释吗
Um, no.
呃 不是吧
No, it's okay. It's okay.
没事的 没事的
It's--don't--okay, it's all right.
好了 没事了
It's all right.
没事了
She said you should get the fuck out.
她说你应该滚出去
I hope I wasn't a bully.
我希望我没有霸凌过人
Sometimes when you're a kid you don't know what...
有时候 当你还是个孩子的时候你不知道
you know, it takes a while to learn compassion and empathy.
你知道 学会同情和感同身受是需要时间的
Like, we made fun of kids. We would trash kids.
我们有可能取笑和贬低了其他孩子
And we didn't know.
但自己没有意识到
Is this just me? You never - you never - you never, like
只有我这么觉得吗 你有没有 你有没有
thought back and had, like, a flashback?
突然回忆起过去 就跟一个闪回一样
Like, holy shit, remember when I told that girl she couldn't sing in the fourth grade
比如 天啊 突然想起我四年级的时候告诉一个女孩她唱歌跑调
and she had to change schools?
逼得她转学了
You know what I'm saying, Keith.
你知道我在说什么 Keith
我明白
感觉可爽了
Thank you so much for coming in, Mr. and Mrs. Cheney.
非常感谢你们能够前来 Cheney先生与夫人
Oh. It's great to meet you.
很高兴见到你们
- Thank you. - Of course.
-谢谢 -客气了
Thank you for taking the time out of your day.
谢谢你们今天抽出时间
I have heard so much about you from other parents.
我从其他家长那里听了很多关于你们的事
I know that you are so beloved in this school community.
我知道你们在我们学校的圈子里很受欢迎
Well, we take bullying very seriously here.
好吧 我们这里把霸凌问题看得很重
- Bullying? - Yes.
-霸凌问题 -没错
The way that Demario has been behaving towards other students is grounds for suspension.
Demario对其他学生的一些不当行为导致了他这次被停学
I can't believe he's been acting up.
真不敢相信他这么肆无忌惮
- We raised our son right. - Mm-hmm.
-我们把儿子教育得很好 -嗯哼
Honestly, just you being here sets a great example for Demario.
说实话 你们来到这里就是在为Demario树立一个好的榜样
Of course. We don't mess around when it comes to our son.
当然了 事关我们的儿子 我们可不能胡闹
We came in to get this straight
我们来就是为了把事情理清
so Demario can go back to class.
这样Demario就能回去上课了
I ain't even do nothing.
我什么都没做
Just so we all as a group understand the severity of the situation
以便我们所有人都能了解事态的严重性
I'm having some other students come in
我会让其他一些学生进来
to tell their side of the story.
讲述他们的故事
Daniel? Daniel.
Daniel
Whew, this the janitor? Who's this linebacker?
这是清洁工进来了吗 这个线卫是谁啊
There is no way that my son is bullying this big-ass kid.
我儿子怎么可能欺负这个大个孩子
Whenever I see Demario he tells me to run.
每次我见到Demario 他都让我赶紧跑
And if I don't
如果我不照办
he beats me up.
他就揍我
That's horrible, son.
太糟了 孩子
You shouldn't be running. You too big to be running.
你没跑吧 你这么大个应该跑不动
You are tubby.
你这么肥
Do not call my student tubby.
别这么说我的学生
He is tubby. Can you see him?
他很肥 你看不见吗
Coming up in here telling on my son.
来这说我儿子的坏话
You a Tellytubby.
你个天线宝宝[多嘴的肥仔]
Who's a big boy?
这个肥仔是谁啊
You sure he's not the bully?
你确定不是他霸凌别人吗
You stronger than I thought you were.
你比我想象的要强啊
What size shoes you wear, boy?
你穿多大码的鞋 孩子
Good luck in NFL.
在NFL好好发展
Wanna be your agent.
我都想做你的经纪人
Daniel, you can leave.
Daniel 你可以走了
Sorry.
抱歉
Becca? Becca, thank you so much. Come in.
Becca Becca 非常感谢 请进吧
You mean to tell me he was bullying this poor little homeless girl?
你是说他欺负了这个可怜的无家可归小女孩
Demario put gum in my hair.
Demario在我头发上粘口香糖
This bitch lying. She ain't got no hair.
这个小贱人在撒谎 她都没有头发
Mr. Cheney, please let Becca finish.
Cheney,先生 请让Becca说完
He put so much gum in my hair
他在我头发上粘了好多口香糖
that my parents had to chop it all off.
我父母不得不把我的头发全剪掉了
Maybe he was trying to aim the gum at your mouth.
可能他瞄准的是你的嘴
Maybe her breath stink.
可能她有口臭
Yeah, maybe they don't have toothpaste at the shelter.
有可能他们的收容所里没有牙膏
Becca, here, that's for you and your family.
Becca 给你 送给你和你的家人
Okay, Becca, you can leave. Get out of here.
好了 Becca 你可以离开了 快走吧
If you don't stop insulting my students
如果你不停止侮辱我的学生
then this whole meeting is called off
我们要叫停这个会面了
and Demario remains suspended.
Demario要继续被停学
We'll stop.
我们不说了
Okay, next up, we have Marcus Gay.
好了 下一位 有请Marcus Gay
Pass.
过
Respectfully, pass.
尊重点 过
We don't want no problem with the gays.
我们不想和同性恋们闹矛盾
Okay, next we have Oscar.
好吧 下一个是Oscar
Hi, Oscar.
嗨 Oscar
Oh, shit, a werewolf.
该死 一个狼人
You know, I should have known better.
我早该知道的
Oscar has hypertrichosis
Oscar有多毛症
which means that hair grows all over his body
也就是说他全身都有毛发生长
and it's pretty cool.
这没什么大不了的
It's like in "Twilight."
就像《暮光之城》里一样
I didn't see that movie. Is it contagious?
我没看过那个电影 会传染吗
No, there's nothing to worry about.
不会的 没什么好担心的
Aw, you're a good boy.
你真是个好孩子[逗狗用语]
Now, if you can contain yourselves
如果你们能控制住自己
Oscar will tell you what happened.
Oscar会告诉你发生了什么
Whoa, he can speak?
哇 他会说话
Come on, speak, boy. You can do it. Come on.
来吧 说吧 孩子 你能做到的 来吧[逗狗用语]
Let him--wait, let him get your scent.
让他 等等 让他先闻闻你的味道
Okay, yeah. Smell me. Come on, smell it.
好吧 闻闻我 来吧 闻闻
I'll get him to talk.
我会让他开口的
Oh, watch out!
当心
Hey, you little hairy bastard!
嘿 你这个毛茸茸的小混蛋
Give that back to me!
快还给我
Son of a bitch snatched my wig.
那个小贱人抢了我的假发
Okay
好吧
are you two - are you two delusional?
你们两位神志还正常吗
Let us try one more time, please.
请让我们再试一次
You know, I didn't want to expose Trishelle
我本来不想让Trishelle露面的
but she wants to talk to you.
但她想和你们谈谈
Trishelle, come on in.
Trishelle 进来吧
I'm confused. She looks normal.
我不明白 她看起来很正常
Yeah, what's wrong with her? She retarded?
是啊 她怎么了 她是智障吗
Okay.
好了
I'm sorry, I meant mentally retarded.
对不起 我是说智力有问题
During recess, Demario snapped my bra through my T-shirt.
课间休息的时候 Demario隔着T恤解开了我的胸罩
Trishelle, I was picking a bug off your back.
Trishelle 我就是想拿走你背上的虫子
And that is sexual harassment
这就是性骚扰了
and that is a crime.
这是犯罪
Are you ready to take this seriously?
你准备好认真对待这件事了吗
Wow, I had no idea.
哇 我不知道
I did not know Demario
我都不知道Demario
had a little girlfriend!
有个小女朋友
He unsnapped this girl's bra.
他解开了这个女孩的胸罩
Yeah, that's how I met my gorgeous wife.
是啊 我就是这样认识我美丽的妻子的
Look, Ms. Principal, when a man is into a women
听着 校长女士 当一个男人喜欢上一个女人
he do dat.
他就会这样
He do dat, though.
他就会这样
I've heard enough.
够了
Okay, Trishelle, you can go. Thank you so much.
好了 Trishelle 你可以走了 谢谢你
Well, I see where Demario gets it from.
我知道Demario是跟谁学的了
So Demario can go back to class?
所以Demario能回去上课了吗
Uh, sure. Just please leave.
呃 可以了 两位快走吧
All right.
好
Come on, family.
走吧 家人们
Well, thank you for your time.
麻烦你了
Okay, thank you, Mr. Cheney.
麻烦了 Cheney先生
Oh! Did you just snap my bra?
你刚刚是不是把我的胸罩解开了
I sure did.
当然了
That is sexual harassment.
这是性骚扰
Sexual harassment? And she ain't even cute.
什么性骚扰 她长得又不好看
Sexual harassment? You ain't even crying.
什么性骚扰 你都没哭
Sexual harassment!
还说什么性骚扰
Well, they don't want white kids learning about, like, slavery, right?
他们不想让白人小孩学习奴隶制 对吧
Yeah.
对
And, like, Jim Crow and segregation and all that shit.
还有吉姆·克劳法 种族隔离什么的
吉姆·克劳法 (Jim Crow laws) 美国对有色人种实行种族隔离制度的法律 强制不同种族公共设施分离使用
And what is the argument for not learning that?
不学习这些的借口是什么
Makes them feel fucking bad.
会让他们心情不好
That doesn't make you - does it make you feel bad?
那不会让你 让你心情不好了吗
No, no, but why do you think white people don't?
你觉得白人为什么不想学这些
Come on, you know.
你知道的
Even if it's not you, like what does Grandma say at Thanksgiving?
就算不是你本人的想法 想想奶奶在感恩节都说了些什么
What does--tell us what Meemaw says.
告诉我们奶奶都说了什么
You say it like you're apologizing for getting too drunk or something.
你说得就好像你在为喝得太醉什么的道歉一样
It's not good. It's not good. I'm not--not proud of it.
这不好 这不好 我不引以为豪