但如果我是的话 But if I was,
我会让自己进入一家大公司 I'd situate myself in a big corporation,
并做好伪装 camouflage myself,
用他们强大的服务器去找人 use all that server power to find people.
那些失踪的人 Missing people.
听起来可真是有趣啊 Sounds creative.
不有趣的是 What's not so creative
我在纽约警局的失踪人口数据库里 is I've got several illegal log-ins
发现了好几次非法登陆记录 to the NYPD missing persons database.
完全是你的风格啊 Has your signature all over it.
总得有人对付警察啊 Somebody's got to deal with the police.
不愿 不想 还是不行? Won't, don't, or can't?
记性真好 Good memory.
晚安 警长 Night, Detective.
我不会因为本爱你 Just because Ben still loves you
就不去做我的工作的 doesn't mean I won't do my job.
很高兴见到你 晚安
你是谁?
你希望我是谁呢 甜心陷阱?
哦 被撞到的话肯定伤得不轻
有人在监视我 Someone's watching me.
嘿 你回家啦? Girl, are you home?
怎么了? What's wrong?
你看起来受到了惊吓 You look super violated.
有变态通过我的电脑摄像头 Some creep was spying on me
在监视我 using my computer's camera.
我也有过这种诡异经历 I had a Peeping Tom once.
我在我窗前放了面大镜子 Put a giant mirror in my window,
让他盯着自己看了一晚上 made him stare at himself all night.
是啊 Yeah.
我想到了 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
对啊 谢谢了 Of... Of course. Thank you.
谢谢你了 康纳 Thank you, Connor.
真高兴你俩成了朋友 Glad you two are becoming friends.
别这么言之过早 Let's not get carried away.
你在做什么? 她...她在做什么? What are you doing? What... What is she doing?
我要看看这个变态长什么样 I'm gonna see what this creep looks like.
我运行了一个网关指令以显示所有活跃着的 I'll run a netsec command to display all active
TCP/UDP连接 TCP/UDP connections,
之后我再用他对我的方法来对付他 then I'll use his methodology against him
激活他的电脑摄像头 and activate his camera.
说起来容易做起来难呐 It sounds easier than it is.
是啊 请忽略我问了你这件事 Yeah. Forget I asked.
然后... And...
这是什么东西? What the hell is that?
好吓人啊 That's creepy.
- 吓尿了好吗?! - 你们不明白吗? - Uh-uh! So creepy. - Don't you see?
他猜到了我会这么做 He must have known that I'd be able to do that.
谁? Who?
我刚刚通过一见倾心见过的人 Whoever I just met off Flirtual.
好 现在让我把事情搞清楚 Okay, so let me get this completely clear.
有个疯子给你发诡异的短信 Some psycho is sending you weird text messages
并且搞了这么出极其糟心的 and performs this extremely disturbing
网络前戏 form of cyber foreplay,
但你还是要去跟他约会? and you want to go on a date with him?
准确地说 是他们仨 Technically, it's three of them.
有三个人在一见倾心上约我出去 Three guys asked me out on Flirtual,
通过这种途径我就能抓到他了 and this way I can catch him.
好吧 我就不说这是个多么坏的主意了 Okay, even more of a reason that this is a bad idea.
你看 我们都被吓到了 不是吗? Look, we're terrified. Aren't we?
至少我是 琳迪 你看看我的手 Okay, at least I am. Lindy, look at my hand.
我的手都在发抖 My hand is shaking.
没事的 I'll be fine.
索菲娅可能是觉得 Maybe what Sophia is trying to say
她对介绍你注册一见倾心 is she feels responsible for signing you up
是有责任的 - 才不是这个原因! - on Flirtual. - No!
不是 我是觉得 No, no. What I'm saying is...
天哪 这实在是太疯狂了 God, this is insane.
我们应该找警察的 We need to call the cops.
不行 No.
你明白我为什么不能这样做的 You know why I can't do that.
我必须自己调查 I have to investigate
这个一见倾心男 - 好吧... - the Flirtual guys myself. - Okay...
唯一能让我允许你这样做的方法就是 the only way I am letting you do this
你只在俱乐部里进行调查 is if you do it in the club.
- 免费酒水 - 是的 - Free drinks? - Free drinks.
太"爱我就请杀死我"了? Too "Love me, stalk me, kill me"?
不要帮倒忙 Not helping.
科技没有把我们拉得更近 Technology isn't bringing us closer together.
它使得我们过于随意地对待他人 It's allowing us to treat people as disposable.
我是说 我们整天 I mean, we talk all day
在这些电子设备上聊天 through all these electronic devices.
我们无法与人面对面交流 We don't look people in the eye.
这是完全没有责任感的 There's no accountability.
但这是科技的错还是人性本身 But is technology or the way human nature
渴望寻求科技便利的错呢? uses technology to blame?
我不喜欢你 I don't like you.
我不喜欢你做的事 我也不喜欢你这个人 I don't like what you did, and I don't like who you are.
但琳迪现在可能 But Lindy could be out there
正和一个性侵跟踪狂在一起 with a sexual predator cyber-stalker weirdo,
这都怪我 and it's my fault.
所以我的座右铭就是 "为何要靠运气?" So, my motto, "Why leave things to chance?"
我只知道 我对面正坐着 All I know is, I am sitting here
这间屋子里最漂亮的 opposite one of the most beautiful girls
姑娘之一 in this whole place.
你要喝一杯吗? You want a drink?
好啊 Sure.
酒保 麻烦再来两杯 Bartender, two more, please.
作为一个疯子 他长的还挺不错的 He's pretty cute for a madman.
是的 我经常去欧洲旅行 Yeah, I travel to Europe a lot.
那里有好多汽车展 主要都在意大利 The car shows, you know. Italy, mostly.
你看着有点像意大利人 You look a little Italian yourself.
我妈妈是波多黎各人 Puerto Rican. My mother.
哦 没去过那里 Ah, never been.
你该去看看的 很美的地方 You should. It's beautiful.
是吗? 说不定会是在我们度蜜月的时候去哦 Yeah? Maybe on our honeymoon.
我开玩笑的 I'm just messing with you.
这人不太对劲 He... He's bad.
她一不信任别人 She always fidgets with her little finger
就会一直玩她的手指头 when she doesn't trust somebody.
太抱歉我来晚了 I'm so sorry I'm late.
门口的人太多了 The line at the door was crazy.
没关系 No problem.
游戏好玩吗? Good game?
相信我 你不会想知道的 Trust me, you don't want to know.
这游戏简直能耗上你一辈子 It'll steal hours of your life.
- 我想让它耗我一辈子 - 你确定? - I want my life stolen. - You sure?
我已经成年了 I'm a big boy.
你会恨我的哟 You'll hate me.
我可不这么认为 I doubt that.
我一下载好这个游戏 就全靠你自己控制自己了哦 Once I download this game, you're on your own.
我每次玩它的时候都会想起你的 Every time I play with it, I'll think of you.
她在做什么? What's she doing?
她在黑进他的手机 She's hacking his phone.
我有次觉得我男友在劈腿 I thought a guy was cheating on me once.
我知道啦 没有傻子会这样做的 I know, what idiot would try that?
琳迪就黑进了他的手机 Lindy hacked the creep's phone,
然后我就可以监视他的一举一动了 and I got to spy on his every move.
老天爷 他可真是个劈腿综合症患者 God, total cheating sociopath.
我去趟厕所 马上回来 I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be right back.
好 Okay.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
我在约会啊 I'm on a date.
不 你不是 No, you're not.
- 我就是 - 跟跟踪狂? - Yes, I am. - With a stalker?
你现在还跟跟踪狂约会? You're dating stalkers now?
索菲娅告诉你了? Sophia told you?
- 她讨厌你 - 是的 - She hates you. - Yes.
但她爱你 But she loves you.
怎么回事? What's going on?
不关你的事 None of your business.
这是苏打水 That's soda water.
跟跟踪狂约会就别喝酒了 Don't drink and date stalkers.
- 一切都好吗? - 好着呢 - Everything all right? - Yeah.
我希望我们还能再有机会见面 I hope we get a chance to do this again.
我往这边走了 你需要... Hey, I'm walking this way. Do you want to...
啊不用了 我还得... Yeah, um, no. I have to...
我明天有事还得早起 I have to wake up early tomorrow for a thing,
所以我预约了出租车 so I called a car.
管用了吗? Did it work?
约会对象1号和2号已连接上手机 Dates one and two, phones are live.
正在连接3号 Just trying phone number three.
然后... And...
为什么我看到的是你的脸? Why the hell are we looking at you?
什么? 为什么...我看到的是你的...你的脸 What? Why are... we're looking at your... your face.
不! 不不不 他拿错手机了! No! No, no, no, no, no. He picked up the wrong phone!
停车! - Stop! -
他朝相反方向去了 He went the opposite direction.
什么... What...
彼得? Peter?
彼得 Peter.
你好像拿错手机了 I think you took my phone by mistake.
我以为咱们才是一对呢 琳迪
我们跟踪了他使用的IP地址 We tracked the IP adress he used,
指向了三个不同国家 it was redirected to three diferent countries,
其中一个防范很严密 one of which is a bulletproof host.
执法部门无法与其取得合作 Law enforcement won't get any cooperation there.
我会继续查找 但估计最后还是死胡同 I'll keep looking, but it's as good as a dead end.
猜到了 Figures.
这家伙很明白自己在做什么 This guy knows exactly what he's doing.
我能用下这个吗? Can I use this?
如果你保证不做啥坏事儿的话 If you promise to behave.
用吧 You're fine.
我要给你们看的东西并不合法 What I'm about to show you is not exactly legal.
你告诉我们是让我们不生气 Are you telling us so we won't be mad
还是保证你自己不进监狱 or so you won't go to jail.