《旺達幻視》前情提要 Previously on WandaVision...
我們是不尋常的一對 知道吧 We are an unusual couple, ya know?
我妻子和她的飛碟啊 My wife and her flying saucers.
我丈夫和他堅不可摧的腦袋啊 My husband and his indestructible head.
親愛的 我是艾格妮絲 你右邊的鄰居 Hello, dear. I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right.
你就像臺行走的電腦 You're like a walking computer.
什么 我才不是呢 What? I most certainly am not.
跟哈特先生和他的好妻子哈特太太一起吃飯 Dinner with Mr. Hart and his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart.
你們為什么會來這里 What brought you here?
-你們結婚多久了 -你們為什么搬來這里 - How long have you been married? - Why did you come here?
該死 為什么 Damn it, why?
停下 停下 Stop it. Stop it.
幻視 幫幫他 Vision, help him.
什么聲音 What was that?
旺達 Wanda?
怎么了 親愛的 Yes, dear?
你在用你的魔法開燈嗎 Are you using your powers to turn on the light?
是的 親愛的 Yes, dear.
我來吧 親愛的 Allow me, sweetheart.
你看到了什么 What do you see?
只看到你那些可愛的玫瑰花叢 Only your lovely rose bushes.
沒別的了嗎 That's all?
你用了你的夜視嗎 幻視 Are you using your night vision, Vision?
我向你保證 親愛的 我什么都沒看到 I assure you, my love, I see nothing amiss.
你根本不需要害怕... You have absolutely no reason to be frightened...
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你剛剛說什么 You were saying?
翻譯 小酸奶 杏仁斯嘉麗 Eunice
其實最近我上班的時候聽幾個同事 Actually, I did overhear a couple of lads at work
提起附近出現了一些麻煩人物 remarking on a few unsavory characters settling in the neighborhood.
翻譯 鹽仔愛吃甜 三四月 八重
誰知道那些無所事事的家伙會干什么 Now, who knows what those ne'er-do-wells might be up to?
搶房子啊 搞破壞啊 Robbing houses, vandalizing property.
校對 小酸奶
穿墻啊 不用手就能把東西移來移去嗎 Walking through walls, moving objects without touching them.
旺達 親愛的 你不會想說 Wanda, darling, you can't be suggesting
時間軸 DA 永遠的永遠
我的同事們說的是我們吧 my colleagues were referring to us.
后期 吉吉
我們中得有一個人搞清楚這聲音到底是哪里來的 One of us should really determine the source of that sound.
是啊 得有一個人 Yes, one of us should.
總監 小酸奶
真是太扯了 Oh, this is getting ridiculous.
我要看一看 I'm going to take a look.
天啊 親愛的 Oh, God! Darling!
看來我們應付得很好 Well, I think we handled that well.
是的 我要聲明我很自豪 Yes, I must say I'm rather proud of myself.
瞧瞧你多么會把握重新裝修的機會啊 And look how you seized on the opportunity to redecorate.
這樣更好吧 This is better, isn't it?
旺達 親愛的 Wanda, darling?
怎么了 親愛的 Yes, dear?
關燈 Get the light.
歡迎來到西景
旺達幻視
WandaVision!
主演 旺達·馬克西莫夫
和幻視
*旺達幻視 旺達幻視* *WandaVision Wa-WandaVision*
旺達幻視
WandaVision!
女士們 先生們 最后一個魔法 Ladies and gentlemen, for my final trick,
我將為你們帶來 神秘柜 I bring you the Cabinet of Mysteries.
親愛的 你該上場了 Darling, that's your cue.
你說了"神秘柜"嗎 You said, "Cabinet of Mysteries?"
我說了"神秘柜" I said, "The Cabinet of Mysteries."
那我該出場了 Oh, that's my cue.
我的老天啊 Holy Toledo!
親愛的 那個才藝秀的其他表演節目 Darling, do all the other acts in the talent show
都要用這么精良的道具嗎 have such elaborate props?
你在開玩笑嗎 Are you kidding?
弗雷德和琳達要做一條護城河 Fred and Linda are building a moat
還有一扇能開合的吊閘 鬼知道是為什么 and a fully-functioning portcullis and no one even knows why.
我們繼續 Let's keep going.
對 對 我說到哪里了 Yes, yes. Where was I? Um...
看好了 我是幻術大師 充滿了神秘 Watch closely as I, Illusion, Master of Enigma,
我將讓我迷人的美艷助手憑空消失 make my captivating assistant, Glamour, disappear.
你真的很有范兒 You really are very dashing.
謝謝你 親愛的 Mmm, thank you, darling.
不要害怕 美艷助手 Fear not, Glamour.
我幻術大師保證將會讓你完好歸來 For I, Illusion, vow to bring you back exactly as you are.
阿布拉卡達布拉 Abracadabra!
好吧 旺達 你就不擔心 Yes, um, Wanda, you're not at all worried
這些觀眾可能會看穿這個小把戲嗎 that the audience might just see through this little charade?
這就是這個表演的意義啊 Well, that's the whole point.
真正的魔術表演中 一切都是假的 In a real magic act, everything is fake.
親愛的 才藝秀募捐會 Darling, the talent show fundraiser
是每季度最重要的事 is the most important event of the season
我們住在這里就有義務參加 and it's our neighborly duty to participate.
再說了 我們這樣 Plus, it's our chance to
也是一個盡量假裝正常人的好機會 appear as normal as possible while doing so.
我覺得那應該不成問題 Well, I don't think that should be a problem.
現在這里是我們的家了 This is our home now.
我希望我們可以融入進來 I want us to fit in.
親愛的 我們融入了 我們會的 Oh, darling, we do. We shall.
我們會把他們的襪子都驚艷掉 And we're gonna knock their socks off,
特別是等你穿上這個 especially with you wearing this.
這正好是從你的服裝上摳出來的那一塊呢 Oh, that's actually the rest of your costume.
要是我還想趕上 Well, I better get going
籌備委員會會議 就得趕緊出發了 if I'm gonna make the planning committee meeting.
我其實也要忙這事 That's me off as well, actually.
社區聯防會要在公共圖書館 There's a gathering of the neighborhood watch
集合開會 at the public library.
在經過昨天刺激的一晚以后 And after last night's excitement,
我要確保這個小鎮的絕對安全 I want to make sure this town's security is up to snuff.
真是一個好主意 That's a swell idea.
告訴那些樹杈子 誰才是老大 You tell those tree branches who's boss.
瞧瞧我們啊 Would you look at us?
旺達和幻視 融入西景的居民 Wanda and Vision, Westview fitter-inners.
謝幕時見 I'll see you at curtain call.
瞧啊 是我們的大主演 Look, it's the star o' the show.
艾格妮絲 Agnes.
不好意思 你剛剛說什么 I'm sorry. What did you say?
我給你送我的寵物兔 給你們的魔術表演的 Oh, I brought my pet rabbit. For your magic act.
對了 謝謝你 艾格妮絲 Yes, of course! Thank you, Agnes.
我們會照顧好它的 We will take good care of him.
撓撓先生最喜歡舞臺了 Senor Scratchy just loves the stage.
它在去年的圣誕盛典上扮演了嬰兒耶穌呢 He played baby Jesus in last year's Christmas pageant.
早上好 丹尼斯 Oh, morning, Dennis.
早上好 艾格尼絲 Morning, Agnes.
舉起來 Stick 'em up.
別開槍 我只是一個送信的 Don't shoot. I'm just a messenger.
-走吧 -好的 - Shall we? - Oh, we shall.
你準備好見見 So, are you ready to meet
屁股皇后和她的那群快樂的主婦了嗎 Queen Cul de Sac and her Merry Homemakers?
艾格尼絲 多蒂不會像你說的那么壞的 Agnes, Dottie can't be as bad as you say.
你嗅一嗅她的玫瑰 就會被判死刑了 Hmm, well, you'll notice her roses bloom under penalty of death.
旺達 我能給你一點友好的建議嗎 Wanda, can I give you a bit of friendly advice?
是關于我的穿著嗎 Is it about the way how I'm dressed?
那也需要 不過已經太晚了 Yes, but it's too late for that.
多蒂是這個鎮子上一切的關鍵 Dottie is the key to everything in this town.
鄉村俱樂部會員資格 派對 入學申請... Country club memberships, parties, school admissions...
還是別說得太早了 Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
你和多蒂處好關系 You get in with Dottie and
你在這里就能如魚得水 it'll be smooth sailing from here on out.
凡事小心 你絕對沒問題的 Just mind your P's and Q's and you're gonna do just fine.
或者也許我能或多或少地做我自己 Or maybe I could just be myself? More or less?
旺達 那也很好 Oh, Wanda, that's good.
大家快一點 Everybody, hurry up please.
你好 多蒂 你的玫瑰真是太棒了 Hiya, Dottie! Your roses are divine.
謝謝你 Well, thank you.
扶輪社在我們說話這會兒正在完成舞臺布置 The Rotary Club is finishing the stage set-up as we speak.
他們給涼亭重新刷了一層漆 They've given the gazebo a fresh coat of paint
馬上就要去鎮廣場上 and will be installing the final decorations
布置最后的裝飾 all through the town square.
如果你發現里面有古董腳燈 And if you recognize the antique footlights,
那是因為這是我店里出的 it's because they're from my store.
椅子呢 And the chairs?
很抱歉 多蒂 我沒有問椅子[主持]的事 I'm sorry, Dottie. I didn't ask about the chairs.
那你以后也不要問我 So you better not ask me
能不能主持任何一個委員會了呢 if you can chair any committees in the future.
惡魔往往藏在細節中 貝芙 The devil's in the details, Bev.
不僅僅只在細節中 That's not the only place he is.
大家都知道才藝秀 As you all know, the talent show
是西景小學唯一的募捐會 is the sole fundraiser for Westview Elementary.
這也許能讓你好過點 This might help.
在我成立這個小團體的八年來 In the eight years since I founded our little club,
這個盛會舉辦得越來越大 越來越好 this event has gotten bigger and better every season.
這些褲子可真漂亮 Say, those pants are peachy keen.
你真的這么覺得嗎 Do you really think so?
其他女士都穿了裙子 我還擔心呢 The other ladies are in skirts. I was worried.
距離表演開始只有幾個小時了 We only have a few hours until show time,
所以少點閑聊 多點關注 so a little less cross chatter and a little more focus.
好吧 Okay.
那些小男孩和小女孩都指望著我們呢 Those little boys and girls are counting on us.
一切都是為了孩子們 All of this is for the children.
為了孩子們 "For the children."
所以 我希望大家都要熱烈鼓掌... So, I want you all to give yourselves a big hand...
當然了 是在恰當的時機 ...at the appropriate time, of course.
但首先 我們來回顧一下活動禮儀 But first let's review event etiquette.
著裝要求是高檔花園派對... Dress code is upscale garden party...
我不鼓掌的唯一原因是我嚇得不敢動了 The only reason I didn't clap is because I'm afraid to move.
是啊 Yeah.
我其實不知道自己來這兒干什么 I actually don't know what I'm doing here.
我也有這種感覺了 我叫旺達 I'm starting to feel that way myself. I'm Wanda.
我是杰拉丁 I'm, uh... Geraldine.
我是很生氣 And I'm irritated.
今晚的票賣得一張都不剩了 Tickets for tonight are completely sold out.
大家可以鼓掌了 Now, you can clap.
停 And stop.
講真 清醒的人怎么忍得了她這一套 Really, how is anybody doing this sober?
公共圖書館
-綠的吧 -嗯 - Let's say green. - Yeah.
另一邊可能是塵土 I mean, the other side could be dirt.
打擾了 請問這是社區聯防會嗎 Pardon me. Is this the neighborhood watch meeting?
你好 幻視 Oh, hiya, Vision.
沒想到你會來參加 Didn't expect to see you here.
其實我們在聊"僅限內部成員"那種話題 This is sort of a "members only" type deal.
是啊 對 Certainly. Right. Well...
我就安安靜靜默不作聲地待著 I'll just stay here and be as quiet as a church mouse
等你們說到新的話題 till you open up the floor for new business.
其實我們正好要說到新話題 Well, in truth, we were just getting to new business.
那太好了 Oh, splendid!
能告訴我你們巡邏多久換一次崗嗎 Could you tell me how often you rotate security patrols?
你們直接跟本地的執法部門對接嗎 Do you interface directly with local law enforcement?
你們對于入室盜竊 What are your protocols regarding threats
涂鴉和危險駕駛等威脅的規程是什么 such as burglary, graffiti, and reckless driving?
-不 幻視 -我知道這些事情十分重要 - No, Vision. - I know these are indeed grave matters.
"新話題"其實是再吃一輪酥皮點心的意思 "New business" actually means another round of Danish.
你要樹莓餡的還是奶酪餡的 Raspberry or cheese-filled?
謝謝 不必了 我不吃食物 Oh, neither for me, thank you. I don't eat food.
我是說 What I mean to say is that
我兩頓飯之間不吃食物 三餐還是吃的 I don't eat food in between meals but at mealtimes.
按時吃飯有如機器 I'm a regular eating machine.
朋友們 幻視說得有道理 Hey, fellas. Vision here has got a point.
聽我說 我有絕密情報要告訴你們 Now, listen up. I got some top secret intelligence for you.
太好了 Oh, excellent.
你們知道約翰遜一直在吹噓 Now, you know how Johnson's been braggin' about
他親手為孩子們建的樹屋嗎 that treehouse he built for his kids?
知道 Yeah.
其實是預置的 It's a prefab job.
那個傻瓜連揮錘子都不會 That blockhead can't even swing a hammer.
我給你們講個更好的 I can do you one better.
你們知道亞瑟常常擦拭的那些保齡球獎杯嗎 You know those bowling trophies Arthur's always polishing?
那些都是他從哈肯薩克的庭院跳蚤市場買的 He bought 'em all at a yard sale in Hackensack.
我就知道 我從來沒在保齡球場見過他 I knew it. I've never once seen him down at the lanes.
我也有絕密八卦要分享 I too have some top secret gossip to share.
諾曼是個共產黨人 Norm here's a Communist.
幻視 你真會開玩笑 Vision, you're a real cut-up.
我總覺得你有點方頭方腦的 You know, I always thought you were kind of a square.
我嗎 不 我圓得很 Me? No, I'm as round as they come.
想來一條大紅口香糖嗎 Hey, care for a stick o' Big Red?
等一下 Well, hold on there a second.
你沒聽他說嗎 他不吃食物的 Didn't you hear the man? He doesn't eat food.
口香糖算是食物嗎 Is gum food?
我覺得這種東西純粹是為了咀嚼 Well, my understanding is that it's purely for mastication.
我不嚼 No, I don't do that.
既然都來西景了... 干杯 Well, when in Westview... Cheers.
原來你是個這么風趣的人 Who knew you were such a funny guy?
你剛進來的時候 And to think you came here
還一心掛念著規程什么的 all hot and bothered about protocols and nonsense.
我們還以為你是認真的 We actually thought you were serious.
他真逗 好了 繼續說烤肉的事 He's funny. All right, so, back to this barbeque.
所以安排座位前一定要填飽肚子 That is why you never do a seating chart on an empty stomach.
天啊 多蒂 你真是這些委員會事務的魔法師 Golly, you're a whiz at all this committee stuff, Dottie.
謝謝你今天選擇我 Thank you for choosing me
幫你收拾現場 我覺得好幸運 to help you clean up today. I feel so lucky.
你的確很幸運 You are.
多蒂 我不禁在想 I can't help but wonder if you and I
我們是不是一開始沒給彼此留下好印象 haven't gotten off on the wrong foot, Dottie.
如果可以 我想扭轉這一點 And I would like to correct that if I can.
你要怎么做到 And how would you do that?
我聽說過關于你的傳聞 I've heard things about you.
你和你丈夫 You and your husband.
我不知道你聽說了什么 Well, I don't know what you've been told,
但我向你保證 我對誰都沒有惡意 but I assure you I don't mean anyone any harm.
我不相信你 I don't believe you.
旺達 旺達 能收到嗎 完畢 Wanda. Wanda, can you read me, over?
-旺達 -那是誰 - Wanda? - Who is that?
旺達 Wanda?
你又是誰 Who are you?
旺達 Wanda?
旺達 Wanda.
是誰把你變成這樣了 旺達 Who is doing this to you, Wanda?
旺達 旺達 旺... Wanda? Wanda? Wan...
多蒂 Dottie!
你... You... Oh!
突擊測驗 旺達 Pop quiz, Wanda.
家庭主婦如何洗掉白亞麻布上的血跡 How does a housewife get a bloodstain out of white linen?
答案是 自己洗 By doing it herself.
人們說男人有這兩樣重要配飾 They say a man is never fully-dressed
才算盛裝打扮好了 without two important accessories.
他的特別女伴 His special lady...
和他的"男爵"手表 and his Strücker.
男爵手表 瑞士制造 九頭蛇公司
男爵 他會為你騰出[制造]時間 Strücker. He'll make time for you.
才藝秀 為了孩子們
幸好我不是跟在這男人后面表演 Glad I don't have to follow this guy.
什么 Huh? What?
但你會表現出色的 Oh, but you're gonna be great.
現在幾點了 What time is it now?
從你上次問完 過了兩分鐘 Mmm, two minutes after the last time you asked.
我不知道他在哪里 I don't know where he could be.
那是他嗎 Oh, is that him?
他看起來有點步履蹣跚[故障] Well, it looks like he's got a little hitch in his giddy-up.
旺達 我的小卷心菜 你看起來真美 Wanda, my little cabbage, you look smashing!
小幻 Vis.
你跑哪去了 Where have you been?
我和兄弟們玩了個 Uh, well, me and the boys were playing
很刺激的穿鞋馬游戲 a rather thrilling game of horses with shoes.
不 不對 No, that's not it.
是鞋馬 也不對 Shoe horses! No.
是馬的鞋 Ah! Horse's shoes.
聽著 多蒂身上發生了奇怪的事 Listen, something strange happened with Dottie.
在那之前也發生了奇怪的事 Well, something strange happened before that, too.
我很難解釋 It's hard to explain.
我剛才在玩他的鞋子 I was just playing with his shoes.
到底怎么回事[誰上場] What is going on?
該你了 You are!
非常感謝大家前來支持 I want to thank you all for coming out
西景小學"為了孩子們"才藝秀 to support Westview Elementary, "For the children."
"為了孩子們" "For the children."
最后一個節目 And for our final act...
請歡迎 旺達和幻視 I give you, Wanda and Vision.
才藝秀 為了孩子們
喂 該你上了 牛仔 Hey! Hey! You're up, Cowboy!
什么 What?
對 該我上了 Oh! Yeah! I've to go!
下午好 西景的朋友們 Hello, Westview! Good afternoon.
非常高興來到 It's so lovely to be...
對不起 不小心的 I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
我是美艷大師 I am Glamour
這是我可愛的助手 幻術小姐 and this is my delightful assistant, Illusion.
我才是美艷小姐 他是幻術大師 I am Glamour and he's Illusion.
她說得對 Yeah, what she said.
今天我們會騙你們 Today, we will lie to you
但你們卻會相信我們的小把戲 and yet you will believe our little deceptions
因為人類對宇宙的內部運作 because human beings are easily fooled
理解有限 due to their limited
所以很容易被騙 understanding of the inner workings of the universe.
瞧好了 Flourish!
別大聲說出來了 趕緊表演 親愛的 You just do it, you don't say it out loud, honey.
現在我和我太太就等著看 And now my wife and I will delight
你們的蠢臉上的吃驚表情了 in your dumbstruck little faces.
瞧好了 Flourish!
看到了嗎 他用了繩子 Ha! See there? He's using a rope.
旺達 怎么回事 不不不 旺達 拜托 Wanda, what's... Oh, no! Oh! No! Wanda, please!
親愛的 放我下來 Darling, let me down!
我要吐了 I'm feeling pukey!
接下來是什么來著 Uh, what's next?
想起來了 是非常精彩的一個節目 Oh! Yeah, this is... This is gonna be great!
展現我的超凡實力 A staggering feat of strength.
幻術大師 Illusion...
充滿神秘的幻術大師 讓我試試 Illusion, Master of Enigma, allow me.
什么 What?
我們變戲法的秘密可不該讓觀眾看見啊 You weren't supposed to see how we did that trick.
那是我祖母的鋼琴 That was my grandmother's piano.
謝布特 這是我的老朋友 謝布特 Oh, Sherbert! Yeah, this is my old mate, Sherbert.
快起來 謝布特 跟大家問個好 Stand up, Sherbert. Say hello to the crowd.
我是赫布特 赫 It's Herbert, Herb.
安靜點 謝布 選一張牌 隨便選 Pipe down, Sherbie, and pick a card. Any card.
現在放回牌堆里 Yeah, put it back in the deck.
我沒看哦 好了 看我的 I'm not looking. All right. Watch this.
這是你的牌嗎 Is this your card?
不是 Uh, no.
我可不同意 I beg to differ.
真的嗎 這是你的牌嗎 Really? Is this your card?
幻視 Vision...
這是你的牌嗎 這是你的牌嗎 Is this your card? Is this your card?
這是你的牌嗎 Is this your card?
這是你的牌嗎 這是你的牌嗎 Argh! Is this your card? Is this your card?
-不是 -這是你的牌嗎 - No. No. No. No. - Is this your card?
這是你的牌嗎 這是你的牌嗎 Is this your card? Is this your card?
這是你的牌嗎 Is this your card?
這張是 Oh, it is!
是什么 It is what?
是我的牌 It's my card.
不好意思 赫布 還給你 Well, pardon me, Herb. Have it back.
不 是你的魔術成功了 Oh, no, you did the trick right.
我的魔術當然成功了 我可是幻術大師 Well, of course I did the trick right! I'm Illusion!
瞧好了 Flourish!
現在 我的下一個魔術 And now, for my next trick...
我的老天 Oh, goodness me.
誰偷走了我的帽子 Who stole my hat?
快 抓住那只兔子 Oh! Oh, stop that rabbit!
我得從兔子里變出一頂帽子 I gotta need to pull a hat out of it.
撓撓先生有當大明星的潛質 是不是 Senor Scratchy's got real star quality, don't you think?
我們別折騰可憐的小兔子了 好嗎 Maybe we leave the poor bunny out this one, shall we?
那好吧 那我就把這頂帽子 Well then, I will just have to pull this hat...
從我身體里變出來 ...out of myself.
幻視 別 Vision, no.
我要開始了 I'm doin' it.
大家肯定不知道我們怎么變的 If only you all knew our secret.
鏡子能起到這個作用嗎 Is that how mirrors work?
閉嘴 貝芙 Shut up, Bev.
才藝秀 為了孩子們
女士們先生們 現在是我們的壓軸大戲 And now, ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale.
我為大家帶來 神柜秘 I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
是神秘柜 The Cabinet of Mysteries!
對 對 就是她說的這個 Yeah, yeah. What she said.
才藝秀 為了孩子們
現在 我要讓我的妻子 I will now make my wife...
消失不見 ...disappear.
你確定你不需要觀眾志愿者嗎 Are you sure you don't want
比如我丈夫拉夫 an audience volunteer named "My husband Ralph?"
不要 阿布拉卡達布拉 No. Abracadabra!
-親愛的 -怎么了 - Uh, sweetheart? - Yeah?
我在這呢 Hi.
柜子里有什么 What's in the box?
柜子里有什么 柜子里有什么 What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box?
對啊 柜子里有什么 Yeah, what's in the box?
柜子里有什么 柜子里有什么 What's in the box? What's in the box?
太棒了 Oh, yes!
瞧好了 Flourish.
我們走吧 Let's get outta here.
對不起 對不起 我很抱歉 Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
-我太蠢了 -小幻 沒關系 - I'm so stupid. - Vis? Vis, it's all right.
沒事 沒關系 It's all right. It's all right. It's all right.
但是你到底怎么了 But what is going on with you?
我不知道 我今天一直感覺很奇怪 I have no idea. I've been feeling weirdy all day.
好 好的 沒事 Okay. Okay. Okay.
你看看啊 Would you look at that?
把我的零件都黏住了 對吧 That really gummed up my works, didn't it?
沒有這個我就沒那么好玩了吧 I'm not as funny without it, am I?
你恢復正常了 這是我唯一在意的事 Well, you're back to yourself and that's all I care about.
現在 讓我們趕在多蒂和規劃委員會 Now, let's get out of here before Dottie
指責我們破壞了整場表演之前離開 and the planning committee string us up for ruining the show.
才藝秀 為了孩子們
你們兩個 站住 You two, stop right there.
我們的才藝秀上從來沒有出現過 Nothing like what you two just did up here
像你們倆剛才那樣的表演 has ever happened in the history of our talent show.
多蒂 我們非常 Dottie, we are so...
太搞笑了 Hilarious.
這是我們看過的最搞笑的表演了 That was the most hilarious act we've ever seen.
你們說是不是 Wouldn't you all agree?
是 Yeah.
就是這樣 Oh, yes.
你們兩個上臺來 上來 You two, come on up. Come on.
才藝秀 為了孩子們
我代表規劃委員會 On behalf of the planning committee,
向你們頒發首屆 I would like to award you
年度最佳喜劇表演獎 with the inaugural Comedy Performance of the Year.
謝謝 Oh, thank you.
我想問一下 I have to ask.
上一秒我還在后臺 下一秒 One second, I'm backstage and in the next,
我就出現在一個小暗室里 I'm in a dark cubby hole.
你是怎么做到的 How'd you do it?
一位魔術師從來不會泄露魔術的秘密 Oh, a magician never reveals his secrets.
他都交給助手來解答 He leaves that to his assistant.
助手也不會說的 And she's not talking.
我就知道你會這么說 I had a feeling you'd say that.
"為了孩子們" "For the children!"
你真是太棒了 美艷助手 You were tremendous, Glamour.
你也是 幻術大師 As were you, Illusion.
我都不知道我之前在擔心些什么 I don't know what I was so worried about.
搞好鄰里關系也不是這么難呀 It wasn't so hard to fit in after all.
我們只需要做自己就好了 And all we had to do was be ourselves.
但是需要做一點點的改變 Well, with a few modifications.
-都是為了孩子們 -為了孩子們 - And it was all for the children. - For the children.
我想孩子們需要來一點爆米花 Well, I think the children might need some popcorn.
旺達 Wanda.
怎么了 Hmm, what?
幻視 這一切是真的嗎 Vision... Is this really happening?
是真的 親愛的 Yes, my love.
這一切都是真的 It's really happening.
如果還是那棵該死的樹 If it's that damn tree again,
我一定把它連根拔了 I am going to rip it out by the roots!
我什么都沒看到 I don't see anything.
怎么了 What is that?
旺達 Wanda.
不 No.
幻視 這一切是真的嗎 Vision... Is this really happening?
是真的 親愛的 Yes, my love.
這一切都是真的 It's really happening.
幻視 Vision...
旺達 是誰把你變成這樣了 旺達 Wanda? Who's doing this to you, Wanda?
旺達 Wanda?
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