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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
[DALE HUMMING HAPPY BIRTHDAY]
IT SURE IS A LOT OF WORK
GETTING READY FOR MONTEREY JACK'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
BUT ONE THING MAKES IT ALL WORTH IT.
YOU MEAN KNOWING YOU'VE MADE MONTY'S BIRTHDAY
A SPECIAL OCCASION?
NO, EATING THE CAKE.
I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW OLD MONTY IS,
I HOPE HE DOESN'T MIND HAVING JUST ONE CANDLE.
MONTY WON'T CARE WHAT'S ON THE CAKE AS LONG AS THERE'S CHEESE IN IT.
MONTY CAN BE A VERY SENSITIVE MOUSE.
I SMELL CHEESE... CAKE!
YOU'D BETTER SKIP THE CAKE, MATE. YOU'RE PUTTING ON WEIGHT.
[LAUGHS] CHIP'S JUST FULL OF HOT AIR.
YII!
OH, NO, THE PARTY'S RUINED!
PARTY? IS IT SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY?
CRIKEY! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
THEY SNEAK UP ON YOU, DON'T THEY?
SEEMS LIKE ONLY A YEAR SINCE THE LAST ONE.
WE HAD A WONDERFUL PARTY PLANNED FOR YOU.
YEAH! WE EVEN HAD PARTY HATS AND NOISEMAKERS.
WE HAD BALLOONS, TOO.
DON'T FEEL BAD, MATES.
I'VE HAD PLENTY OF BIRTHDAY PARTIES.
YEAH, YOU MUST'VE HAD HUNDREDS OF THEM.
HUNDREDS?
WELL, YOU ARE OLDER THAN THE REST OF US.
GETTING OLD AM I? HUH! I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD.
UH-OH. HE'S STARTING TO FORGET THINGS.
JUST BECAUSE IT'S ME BIRTHDAY DON'T MEAN THAT I...
[BLARING]
JUST HOW OLD ARE YOU, MONTY?
HUH? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
I THINK HE'S GETTING HARD OF HEARING.
I NEVER FELT BETTER IN ME LIFE.
WAS THAT YOUR JOINTS POPPING?
YOU SOUND AWFULLY STIFF.
MUST BE THE OLD TRICK KNEE.
YOU SHOULD REST WHILE WE GO TO THE SUPERMARKET
TO MORE CHEESE TO MAKE ANOTHER BIRTHDAY CAKE.
GOING AFTER CHEESE? NOW THAT'S MY IDEA OF A PARTY.
HE'S PRETTY SPRY FOR SOMEONE SO OLD.
[MAN ON P.A.] WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMILKMEN
TO THE INTERNATIONAL DAIRY EXHIBIT.
RICHLY UPHOLSTERED IN GENUINE COWHIDE,
WITH TWO HORNS AS STANDARD FEATURES,
THE NEW HOLSTEIN IS THE EPITOME
OF THREE CYLINDER PERFORMANCE.
CROWDS ALWAYS MAKE ME NERVOUS,
UNLESS THEY'RE GROVELING AT MY FEET.
NO MORE GROVELING CROWDS FOR YOU, NORMAN NIMNUL.
THIS IS YOUR BIG CHANCE.
FROM NOW ON, I'LL BE STRICTLY LEGITIMATE.
LEGIT? THAT'S NOT EASY.
I'D BETTER PRACTICE SOME MORE.
AHEM. "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DISTINGUISHED COWS..."
WAIT FOR LAUGH.
IT'S NO USE. I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO REMEMBER THIS SPEECH.
WHEN I GET THIS NERVOUS, ALL I WANT TO DO IS EAT, RANT, AND RAVE.
YAH!
WHOOPS, I WONDER HOW MUCH POWER THAT BLAST USED UP?
I'D BETTER ADD SOME MORE OF MY SPECIAL ORGANIC FUEL... PRUNES.
LADIES AND DAIRYMEN,
PROFESSOR NIMNUL'S NEW INVENTION
WILL MEAN AS MUCH TO THE CHEESE INDUSTRY
AS THE GREAT FRENCH SCIENTIST PASTEUR MEANT TO MILK.
SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY, OR I SHALL CRUSH YOU LIKE...
OH, SORRY. [LAUGHS]
OLD HABITS ARE HARD TO BREAK.
MY NEWEST INVENTION, THE, UH...
FAST OLDNESS GENERATING INSTRUMENT EXPERIMENTAL...
UH, FOGIE FOR SHORT...
CAN TURN MILK INTO AGED CHEESE INSTANTLY.
BEFORE YOUR EYES,
I WILL TRANSFORM THESE 10,000 GALLONS OF FRESH MILK
INTO 10 TONS OF AGED CHEDDAR.
UH, SORRY, WRONG SETTING.
THIS TIME, NOTHING CAN GO WRONG.
SAY CHEESE.
I'VE USED UP ALL THE PRUNE FUEL.
THIS IS THE PITS.
THIS EXPERIMENT HAS GONE SOUR.
IT JUST NEEDS MORE FUEL.
OH NO. I ATE ALL THE PRUNES.
IT REALLY WORKS, HONEST.
I'M A GENIUS.
I'LL MAKE IT WORK.
YOU'RE WASHED UP AROUND HERE, NIMNUL!
AND YOUR NEW INVENTION STINKS!
IF YOU THINK THAT MILK WAS ROTTEN,
WAIT UNTIL I GO BAD.
THERE'S SO MUCH TO CHEESE FROM... I MEAN, CHOOSE FROM.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START.
THIS SHOULD MAKE A WONDERFUL CHEESECAKE.
[RANGERS SCREAM]
THIS SHOULD MAKE AND EVEN BETTER ONE.
PRUNES! I MUST HAVE PRUNES!
POOR OLD GUY.
PRUNES, THE WONDER FRUIT.
IT'LL TAKE FOREVER TO LOAD ALL THESE.
AHA!
SCIENCE.
NOW THAT YOU'RE A MATURE MOUSE.
YOU REALLY SHOULD WATCH WHAT YOU EAT.
I NEVER EAT ANYTHING I CAN'T SEE.
BESIDES, I'VE BEEN EATING CHEESE ALL ME LIFE.
AND THAT'S A LONG TIME.
TRY EATING HEALTHIER FOOD.
HEALTHIER? LIKE WHAT?
WELL, LIKE...
LIKE... LIKE PRUNES.
THIS IS THE EXPRESS LANE.
NO MORE THAN 12 ITEMS.
BUT I'VE ONLY GOT ONE ITEM... PRUNES.
YOU MUST HAVE OVER 1,000.
YOU'LL HAVE TO USE THE REGULAR CHECKOUT LANE.
YOU CAN'T STOP SCIENCE!
UH, PAPER OR PLASTIC?
OUT OF MY WAY, OR I'LL TURN YOU FROM A BAG BOY,
INTO AN OLD BAG MAN.
WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS AND FEATHERS?
SHOPLIFTER! CALL THE POLICE!
- [ALARM RINGING] - IT'S PROFESSOR NIMNUL.
AFTER HIM!
[SIREN]
THE POLICE! DON'T THEY HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO
THAN ARREST CRIMINALS?
PUT ON THE BRAKES.
HMM?
I SAID, PUT ON THE BRAKES.
WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?
OH, NO, THANKS. I ALREADY HAD LUNCH.
HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRIVE IN HERE.
RIGHT. THIS IS AN EXIT.
THIS IS NO TIME TO LIE DOWN ON THE JOB, MATES.
NIMNUL'S GETTING AWAY!
NOW, TO COVER MY ESCAPE.
COME ON, MATES, HE'S GETTING AWAY!
AAH!
[LAUGHING]
HALT. HALT.
PLEASE.
MONTY!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MONTY?
OF COURSE I'M ALL RIGHT.
LIKE I SAID BEFORE, NEVER FELT BETTER IN ME LIFE.
[CHIP] PROFESSOR NIMNUL IS SURE TO STRIKE AGAIN.
BUT WHERE? HE COULD BE ANYWHERE IN THE CITY.
WE'LL HAVE TO STAY ALERT.
[SNORING]
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MONTY GOT SO OLD SO FAST.
YEAH, HE WAS ALL RIGHT YESTERDAY.
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, HE'S A YEAR OLDER TODAY.
OLD OR NOT, MONTY'S STILL A RESCUE RANGER.
- EH? UH, WHAT? - YOU FELL ASLEEP.
ASLEEP? WHY, I WAS JUST RESTING ME EYES.
WE'RE TRYING TO COME UP WITH A PLAN TO STOP PROFESSOR NIMNUL.
NIMNUL AGAIN? YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS
ARE ALWAYS UP IN THE AIR OVER SOMETHING.
- THAT'S IT. - WHAT? EH?
UP IN THE AIR.
WE CAN USE THE RANGER PLANE TO WATCH OVER THE CITY
AND CATCH NIMNUL WHEN HE STRIKES AGAIN.
THAT'S RIGHT. GREAT IDEA, MONTY.
MONTY?
HIS EYES SURE NEED A LOT OF REST.
MY FOGIE DEVICE IS A WHOLE NEW WRINKLE
IN DIABOLICAL PLOTS.
THE WONDER OF THE AGE.
[LAUGHS] FUEL IS THE ONLY PROBLEM.
IF I'M GOING TO WREAK ENDLESS HAVOC,
I'LL NEED AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF PRUNES.
WHY NOT GO TO THE SOURCE?
EVERYBODY KNOWS WHERE PRUNES COME FROM... THE PRUNE FACTORY.
[HORNS HONKING]
YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
NO, THANKS. I'M TRYING TO CUT DOWN ON DOUGHNUTS.
[HORNS HONKING]
TRAFFIC LOOKS A LITTLE SLOW TODAY.
SLOW? WHY, I REMEMBER ONCE BACK IN '07
I HAD TO DRIVE A HERD OF TORTOISES
ACROSS THE GALAPAGOS ISLANDS.
NOW, THAT WAS SLOW.
DON'T YOU THINK MONTY'S ACTING STRANGE
NOW THAT HE'S OLDER.
WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES.
CHIP! GADGET! IT'S NIMNUL!
COME ON, WE'LL FIND OUT WHAT HE'S UP TO NOW.
OK.
I HOPE YOU GO ON A DIET BEFORE YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY.
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
SHH! I THINK I HEAR SOMETHING.
MONTY, WAKE UP!
WHAT'S UP?
WE'RE TRYING TO SEE WHAT NIMNUL'S UP TO.
NEED SOME HELP, DO YOU?
THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO GIVE YOUR EYES MORE REST.
LOOKS TO ME
LIKE THAT YOUNG SCALAWAG'S STEALING A TRUCK.
WHAT'S HE STEALING A MOVING VAN FOR?
I GUESS HE WANTS TO MOVE SOMETHING.
I THINK WE'VE GOT HIM TRAPPED.
HE'LL NEVER GET THROUGH THOSE DOORS.
LET'S GROW OLD TOGETHER.
WOW! LOOK AT THAT.
FRANKLY, I'M IMPRESSED.
- [ENGINE SPUTTERS] - WHY WON'T THIS THING START?
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
WHERE'S MONTY?
MONTY!
GO AHEAD WITHOUT ME.
I JUST NEED TO SIT A SPELL AND REST ME BONES.
QUICK, ZIPPER, THE CONTROL PANEL.
OH!
GERONIMOUSE!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MONTY?
OF COURSE I'M OK, YOU BLINKING SHAVE-TAIL.
WHY, I'M STRONG AS LIMBURGER CHEESE.
WELL, MAKE THAT MILD CHEDDAR.
IT'S NOT NATURAL TO AGE THAT FAST.
SOMETHING MUST'VE MADE YOU OLD.
THINK BACK, MONTY.
HAS ANYTHING UNUSUAL HAPPENED TODAY?
WELL, NOW, LET'S SEE.
TODAY, TODAY. WHAT DAY IS IT, ANYWAY?
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, MONTY.
OH, YEAH, MUST HAVE FORGOT.
MEMORY'S GETTING RUSTY.
THAT'S IT. YOU SAW WHAT PROFESSOR NIMNUL'S RAY
DID TO THOSE DOORS...
RUSTED THEM. A HUNDRED YEARS OF RUST IN SECONDS.
PROFESSOR NIMNUL MUST HAVE INVENTED AN AGING RAY.
MONTY MUST HAVE GOTTEN HIT WITH IT
AND IT MADE HIM OLD BEFORE HIS TIME.
THEN IT WASN'T JUST BECAUSE IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY.
- THAT'S A RELIEF. - WHY?
BECAUSE NEXT WEEK IS MY BIRTHDAY.
BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF PRUNES,
ENOUGH TO AGE THE WHOLE CITY. CITY? HA!
ENOUGH TO AGE THE WHOLE WORLD.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS LOAD THE VAN.
IT'S NIMNUL.
A MOUSE!
PLANNING TO EAT MY PRUNES, EH?
YOU'RE A REGULAR THIEF!
AND I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIEVES,
ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M SO MUCH BIGGER THAN THEY ARE.
[LAUGHS]
WE'VE GOT TO SAVE MONTY.
LUCKY FOR YOU, I'M TOO BUSY TO DEAL WITH YOU PROPERLY.
I'LL JUST HAVE TO LET THINGS SLIDE FOR NOW.
AAH!
CRIKEY! I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS DIZZY
SINCE THE LAST TIME I WENT WALTZING WITH MATILDA.
MONTY!
OH, GOOD DAY, MATE.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A BONZER WAY OUT OF THIS BOWL, WOULD YOU?
WHAT'S THE MATTER, MATE? CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
BUST ME BUTTONS! IT'S ME OWN REFLECTION!
NO WONDER HE WAS SO GOOD-LOOKING.
WAIT A MINUTE. I'M BLINKING OLD!
OH, I ALWAYS KNEW IT WOULD END SOMEDAY.
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD HAPPEN ALL IN ONE DAY.
DON'T WORRY, MONTY! WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT IN A JIFFY.
DON'T BOTHER, MATES.
AN OLD CODGER LIKE ME IS JUST NO USE.
DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. YOU'RE STILL A RESCUE RANGER.
EVEN IF YOU ARE AS OLD AS THE HILLS.
WE'RE TRYING TO CHEER HIM UP, STUPID.
YOU'VE PROBABLY HURT HIS FEELINGS.
[SNORING]
AT LEAST HE ISN'T LOSING ANY SLEEP OVER IT.
OK.
NOTHING LIKE A NAP TO GIVE YOU A LIFT.
WHERE AM I?
DON'T YOU REMEMBER? WE'RE TRYING TO STOP PROFESSOR NIMNUL.
I'M TOO OLD FOR THAT KIND OF THING.
I'LL JUST SIT DOWN AND REST ME OLD BONES.
[GASPS] I KNOW THOSE RODENTS.
EVERY TIME I SEE THEM, SOMETHING GOES WRONG WITH MY PLANS.
I'LL FINISH THEM THIS TIME FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE.
[ALL SCREAM]
CRIKEY, I REALLY AM GETTING RUSTY.
- DALE! - DRAT! I'VE LOST THEM.
I WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM IF THEY WERE ELEPHANTS.
AAH!
- THIS WAY, DALE. - NO, THIS WAY.
GEE, THAT WAS A CLOSE SHAVE.
THANKS, CHIP.
ANY TIME.
UH-OH.
HEY, DO YOU SEE ANYTHING UNUSUAL?
UH, NO, NO COFFEE FOR ME, THANKS.
THAT LOOKS PLUMB SUSPICIOUS.
MEDDLE IN MY DIABOLICAL PLANS, WILL YOU?
I'LL TEACH YOU TO LEAVE BAD ENOUGH ALONE.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE 90 YEARS OLD
IN CHIPMUNK YEARS?
THAT'S 630 TO YOU AND ME.
CHIP! DALE!
HURRY! JUMP!
HOORAY! WE'RE SAFE!
WELL, WE WERE SAFE.
[ALL SCREAM]
RODENTS UNDER GLASS!
OH, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME PALS, HAVE YOU, OLD TIMER?
OH, IT'S ME AGAIN.
HELP! MONTY! MONTY! HELP!
IT'S JUST LIKE THEM.
THEY REMEMBER THEIR OLD FRIEND MONTY
WHEN THEY NEED HELP.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?
AH, THE BACKSTROKE. [LAUGHS]
WHO THREW THAT?
HEY, SONNY, HOW ABOUT PICKING ON SOMEBODY YOUR OWN AGE?
OOH, TALK ABOUT ASKING FOR IT.
I'VE BEEN OUTSMARTED BY A MOUSE.
BEING OLD'S NOT SO BAD,
EVEN IF IT DOES SLOW YOU DOWN A MIGHT.
JUST GIVES YOU MORE TIME TO REFLECT.
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
NOW I'LL NEVER CONQUER THE WORLD BEFORE I RETIRE.
MY FOGIE DEVICE!
COME BACK HERE, GOLDURN IT.
DON'T WORRY, MATES. I'M COMING.
WE ALMOST DROWNED IN PRUNE JUICE.
YEAH, BUT I SURE FEEL HEALTHY.
MONTY, LOOK OUT!
HOW DO I GET OFF THIS THING?
I HAVE AN IDEA.
CHIP, YOU AND DALE GRAB NIMNUL'S AGING DEVICE
AND TAKE IT OVER TO THOSE PLUM TREES.
ZIPPER, COME WITH ME.
HERE IT COMES.
WE HAVE TO PUSH IT OFF. HELP ME PUSH!
WHOA! WHOA!
NOW WHAT, GADGET?
IF MY THEORY IS RIGHT, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO REVERSE WHAT'S HAPPENED
BY FEEDING PLUMS INTO THIS DEVICE.
I DON'T GET IT. HOW WILL PLUMS HELP?
WELL, PRUNES ARE JUST AGED PLUMS, SO...
PLUMS SHOULD MAKE MONTY YOUNGER.
I HOPE.
[NIMNUL] STOP! GET AWAY FROM THERE.
THAT FOGIE BELONGS TO THIS FOGIE.
HURRY! START LOADING!
NOW HELP ME AIM IT AT MONTY.
THERE HE IS!
I HOPE THIS WORKS.
WE HAVE TO GET RID OF THIS THING BEFORE NIMNUL GETS IT.
AAH!
HANDS UP, NIMNUL.
TIME FOR A VISIT TO YOUR FAVORITE OLD JAIL CELL.
YOU'RE YOUR OLD SELF AGAIN...
I MEAN YOUR YOUNG SELF.
THANKS TO GADGET.
YOU KNOW, LUV, AS LONG AS YOU WERE TURNING BACK THE CLOCK,
YOU COULD HAVE SHAVED OFF A FEW EXTRA YEARS.
OR AT LEAST A FEW POUNDS.
WHAT DO THEY SERVE FOR BREAKFAST IN JAIL?
ANYTHING YOU WANT, OLD TIMER.
NO PRUNES, ANYTHING BUT PRUNES.
I'M SORRY ALL THIS HAD TO HAPPEN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, MONTY.
WE HAD SUCH A NICE PARTY PLANNED.
DON'T WORRY, GADGET LUV. IT'S BEEN A BONZER BIRTHDAY.
IT'S THE FIRST I EVER GOT YOUNGER. HA!