于是，骑士、恶龙和男孩手挽着手上山去了。 "So they set off up the hill arm in arm, the knight, the dragon, and the boy.
“小村庄里的灯开始一个接一个熄灭。” "The lights in the little village began to go out one by one."
“但是当他们一起爬上山的时候，天上有星星，和一轮晚月。” "But there were stars and a late moon as they climbed the downs together."
罗伯特,请。 Robert, please.
继续，我在任何位置都能听到。 Go on, I can hear in any position.
"当他们转过最后一个弯，从视野中消失，"一首老歌的片段在晚风中重新浮现。 "And as they turned the last corner and disappeared from view, "snatches of an old song were born back on the night breeze.
"我不确定是谁在唱歌，"但我想是那条龙在唱歌。" "I can't be certain which of them was singing, "but I think it was the dragon."
继续。我在听。 Go on. I'm listening.
这就是结局，也是一个非常可爱的结局。 That's the end, and a very lovely end, too.
是的，告诉我，告诉我。 Yeah, tell me, tell me.
有趣的是，不管我朝哪个方向瞄准，我总是射中同一只鸭子。 It's funny, no matter which way I aim, I always hit the same duck.
罗伯特，我有个好主意。我们要把这本书卖给沃尔特·迪斯尼。 Robert, I have a wonderful idea. We'll sell this book to Walt Disney.
这是你侄子的。 It kind of belongs to your nephew.
这也是如此。我想知道他会拿什么作为代价。 So does this, too. I wonder what he'd take for it.
我是说，拍电影的想法。 I mean, the idea for a movie.
我相信如果你去他的工作室向他建议，他会欣然接受的。 I'm sure if you went to his studio and suggested it to him, he'd jump at it.
我向沃尔特·迪斯尼推荐一个故事? Me suggest a story to Walt Disney?
唉，我几乎不认识他。 Why, I hardly know him.
当你向我求婚的时候，我还不太了解你。 Well, you hardly knew me when you suggested marriage.
是啊，看看我现在惹的麻烦。 Yeah, look at the trouble I got now.
他不能听每一个有疯狂想法的疯子的话。 He can't listen to every crackpot with a wild idea.
你可能是个例外。 You might be the exception.
你所要做的就是去他的工作室给他看那本书。 All you would have to do would be go to his studio and show him the book.
我做梦也想不到。 I wouldn't dream of it.
他们总是乐于接受新想法。 They're always open to new ideas.
把你的东西穿上，别再犹豫不决了。 Get your things on and stop shilly-shallying.
我没有胆怯，我也没有胆怯。 I am not shillying, and I am not shallying.
但最后，我不会去演播室。 But once and for all, I will not go to the studio.
我不会让自己变得可笑。 I will not make myself ridiculous.
这就是最终结果。 And that's final.
这是一场徒劳的追逐，就是这样。 It's a wild goose chase, that's what it is.
一开始就别以为他在这里。 Don't imagine he's out here in the first place.
他还能在哪儿呢? Where else would he be?
你知道这些电影制片人。 You know these movie producers.
纽约，萨拉托加，棕榈滩。 New York, Saratoga, Palm Beach.
好莱坞。 Hollywood.
现在我们被逮捕了。 Well, now we're arrested.
真的没什么，警官。 Really wasn't anything, officer.
我只是碰巧开车经过…-你有预约吗?-你看? I just happened to be driving by... - Did you have an appointment? - You see?
我们想见迪士尼先生。 We want to see Mr. Disney.
你有预约吗? Did you have an appointment?
是的，但是不，实际上不是预约，但是……你看，你必须预约。 Yes, but no, not actually an appointment but... You see, you have to have an appointment.
来吧，我们走吧。 Come on, let's be getting on.
请问尊姓大名? The name, please?
不情愿的……迪斯尼…《不情愿的龙》是一个小故事。 The Reluctant... The Disney... The Reluctant Dragon is this little story here.
那是…的名字。你可以读一下。 That's the name of the... You can read it.
我妻子似乎觉得这很有趣。 My wife seems to think it's pretty funny.
我叫本奇利。 The name is Benchley.
大写B-E-N-C-H-L-E……我们有个故事想让迪士尼先生看看。 Capital B-E-N-C-H-L-E... We have a story here we want Mr. Disney to see.
告诉他如果他很忙就不用麻烦了。 Tell him not to bother if he's busy.
-这不重要。-这很重要。 - It isn't important. - It is important.
谢谢你！请稍等。 Thank you. Just a moment, please.
好吧，你最好出去。 Well, you better get out.
出去?对什么? Get out? What for?
你不能开车进他的办公室。 You can't drive into his office.
我们何不约好明天再来呢? Why don't we get the appointment and come back tomorrow?
去预约，明天再来。 Get the appointment and come back tomorrow.
你会以为你是去看牙医。 You'd think you were going to the dentist.
嗯，我几乎宁愿。 Well, I almost would rather.
恐怕你可以把车停在那里。 You can park over there, I'm afraid.
哦，不，我要去买东西。 Oh, no, I have some shopping to do.
我过会儿再来找你。 I'll come back for you later.
你不和我一起去吗? You're not coming in with me?
不。你怎么会有这种想法? No. Where'd you get that idea?
-这是给你的通行证，先生-通行证? - Here's a pass for you, sir. - Pass?
给我吗? For me?
你觉得怎么样? How do you like that?
非常感谢。 Thanks very much.
哦，本奇利先生。这里 Oh, Mr. Benchley. This way.
一直往前走，然后向左走到主楼。 Just go straight ahead then left to the main building.
直走，在主楼左转。 Straight ahead, left at the main building.
随时为您服务，先生。 At your service, sir.
——你好吗?你好，我是…——罗伯特·本奇利 - Hello? Oh, hello, I'm... - Robert Benchley.
这是有趣的。那也是我的名字。 That's funny. That's my name, too.
我要带你去迪士尼先生的办公室。 I'm to take you to Mr. Disney's office.
哦，不，不用麻烦了。我会找到我的…哦，一点也不麻烦，先生。这是我的任务。 Oh, no, don't bother. I'll find my... Oh, no trouble at all, sir. It's my assignment.
这边走，先生。 This way, sir.
你这株植物真漂亮。 Nice little plant you got here.
小吗?这里有51英亩地，本奇利先生。 Little? There are 51 acres here, Mr. Benchley.
- 51。-是的，先生。 - 51. - Yes, sir.
51英亩的侵蚀沙质土壤。 51 acres of eroded, sandy soil.
"含量偏碱性"但富含钴和石膏矿床" "Mildly alkaline in content "but rich in deposits of cobalt and gypsum."
石膏，好吧，好吧。 Gypsum, well, well.
“在我们的左边，你会注意到一座大型建筑”，由水泥和石灰石建造，“里面是我们的空调工厂”。 "On our left, you will note a large building "of cement and limestone construction "housing our air conditioning plant.
"包括11个燃气锅炉"额定供热能力为每小时17,647,000单位。" "This comprises 11 gas-fired boilers "with rated heated capacity for 17,647,000 units per hour."
我有通行证。 I've got a pass.
是的，我明白了。 Yeah, so I see.
我猜这就是你所说的生活课吧? I suppose that's what you'd call a life class in there, huh?
真的模特之类的吗? Real models and all that sort of thing?
是啊，你为什么不进去? Yeah, why don't you go on in?
哦，不，我不能。我和迪斯尼先生约好了。 Oh, no, I can't. I've got an appointment with Mr. Disney.
我没时间了。还是要谢谢你。 I haven't got time. Thanks just the same.
好吧。 Okay.
有几件小事我希望你们都记住。 There are just a couple of little things I'd like all of you to keep in mind.
别忘了强调构图和形式。 Don't forget to emphasize composition and form.
记住，曲线在这类模型中很重要。 And remember, curves are the important thing in a model of this type.
一定要展现出她的躯干和臀部的轮廓。 Be sure and bring out the sweep of her torso and the modeling of those hips.
她的皮肤纹理，以及高光和阴影也很重要。 The texture of her skin is also essential, as well as the highlights and shadows.
腿是至关重要的。 And the legs are of vital importance.
你总是画得太短，杰克。 You have a tendency to draw them too short, Jack.
我是……我在找沃尔特。 I was... I was looking for Walt.
他现在不在这里。 Well, he's not here right now.
你是罗伯特·本奇利，对吗? You're Robert Benchley, aren't you?
是的，我是。 Yes, I am.
我不知道这是谁。 I don't know who this is.
他是我们的正式员工。 He's a member of our regular staff.
你受伤了吗? Did you hurt yourself?
不，不，不。不，我很好。 No, no, no. No, I'm fine.
你想进来看看吗? Would you like to come in and look around?
是的，如果我不打扰任何人的话，我会的。 Yes, I would if I wouldn't disturb anybody.
-哦，一点也不。我们很高兴你能来。-哦，谢谢。 - Oh, not at all. We're glad to have you. - Oh, thank you.
我希望我没有打扰到模特。 I hope I didn't disturb the model.
她不介意。你觉得她怎么样? She doesn't mind. What do you think of her?
她长得很和善。我替她这么说。 Well, she's got a nice, kind face. I'll say that for her.
但她并没有得到什么。 But it doesn't get her much.
她是我们唯一的模特，男孩们不会约她出去吃晚饭。 She's the only model we have the boys don't ask out for dinner.
老板知道这一切吗? Does the boss know that all this is going on?
确定。这可不是件轻松的事。 Sure. This is no picnic.
-这都是他们工作的一部分——工作吗? - It's all part of their work. - Work?
是的，你看，在他们制作动物卡通之前，他们必须对动物的真实样子有一些了解。 Yes, you see, before they can cartoon an animal, they have to have some idea of what the real thing looks like.
还不错，肯，不过试着多加点喜剧，多加点卡通的感觉。 That's not bad, Ken, but try to get more comedy into it, more cartoon feeling.
不要害怕夸张。 Don't be afraid to exaggerate.
看到了吗? See?
这里有个很可爱的东西。 Say, here's something pretty cute over here.
-一只苦力大象，是吧?——是的。 - Oh, a coolie elephant, huh? - Yes.
表情很好，莲花。很有趣。但你还是把他打扮得太优雅了。 Expression's good, Lotus. Very funny. But you're still making him too graceful.
为什么不这样做呢? Why not do it more like this?
我得说，这太遗憾了。 I'll say, that's a shame.
不，我觉得圆肚子挺可爱的。 No, I think round tummy kind of cute.
谢谢，伙计，好吧，再见。 Thanks, pal. Well, zoi gin.
这在中文里是“再见”的意思。 That means "good-bye" in Chinese.
恐怕你做得过火了。 I'm afraid you've overdone it.
你的大象看起来太蠢了。 Your elephant's too dumb-looking.
你不这样认为吗，本奇利先生? Don't you think so, Mr. Benchley?
你不能画一只对我来说太笨的大象。 You can't draw an elephant too dumb for me.
看看她。 Just look at her.
看那硕大的脑袋。 Look at that great big head.
你不会认为它里面的大脑不比英国核桃大吧? You wouldn't think that the brain inside it was no bigger than an English walnut, would you?
一般的大象有一半的时间都不知道自己要走哪条路。 Why, half the time the average elephant doesn't know which way he's going.
顺便说一下，大象是世界上唯一两头都有尾巴的动物，这可能解释了为什么它什么也得不到。 The elephant, by the way, is the only animal in the world that has a tail on both ends, which probably explains why it doesn't get anything.
你在这里画的这些草图证明了我的观点。 These sketches that you've been making here bring out my point.
-请稍等一下好吗?——没有。 - Do you mind just a moment, please? - No.
在那里，你可以看到那双小眼睛，那茫然、茫然的凝视，那愚蠢、呆滞的表情。 There you see the tiny eyes, the blank, vacant stare, the stupid, oafish expression.
我想我说得有点太早了。 Well, I guess I spoke a little too soon.
但你必须承认，即使是大象的脸也有很大的进步。 But you must admit that a face like that even on an elephant is a vast improvement.
当然，这只是一个人的观点。 Of course, that's only one man's opinion.
非常感谢。 Thank you very much.
啊，玛莎，这一直是我最喜欢的… Ah, Martha, that's always been one of my favorite...
对不起，那是谁? Beg your pardon, but who is that?
弗洛伦斯吉尔。 Florence Gill.
哦，弗洛伦斯·吉尔。我记得很清楚。 Oh, Florence Gill. I remember very well.
我有一次在大都会剧院听她唱玛格丽特。 I heard her sing Marguerite at the Metropolitan once.
好了，孩子们，休息五分钟。 Okay, boys, take five minutes.
很好。 Very nice.
-布拉沃。精彩的表演。-谢谢。 - Bravo. A magnificent performance. - Thank you.
当然，我一直都知道唐纳德不是一只真正的鸭子，但听到一只老母鸡在唱歌剧。 Of course I always knew that Donald wasn't a real duck, but to hear an old hen singing opera.
你当然能应付那些脏话。 And you certainly can handle that foul language.
那真是太棒了。 That's really great, yeah.
私下告诉我，你是怎么做到的? Confidentially, just how do you do that?
你有哨子或小玩意之类的吗? Do you have a whistle or a gadget or something?
不，我只是在脸颊上形成一个像这样的气穴，然后我想，鸭子会怎么说呢? No, I just form an air pocket in my cheek like this, and then I think, how would a duck say it?
然后我会说……空气的口袋里? Then I'd say... Air pocket?
不，不，你没有像鸭子一样思考。 No, no, you're not thinking like a duck.
恭喜你，本奇利先生。 Congratulations, Mr. Benchley.
喂，我想你不能……不，你当然不能。 Say, I don't suppose you could... No, of course you couldn't.
不能什么? Couldn't what?
我只是想知道你能不能像龙一样说话。我的妻子……龙的声音会是怎样的? I was just wondering if you could possibly talk like a dragon. My wife... Well, how would a dragon sound?
好吧，让我想想，龙，首先，他会像这样四肢着地。 Well, let's see, a dragon, first place, he'd be down on all fours like this.
他会满身鳞片，宝贝。 And he'd be covered with scales, ducky.
是的，浑身都是鳞片。这是正确的。 Yeah, covered with scales. That's right.
不管怎样，然后他就会在他的洞穴里咆哮着，在地板上走来走去，寻找蘑菇之类的东西。 Anyway, then he'd sort of be roaring and raging up and down the floor of his cave and all, looking for mushrooms and things.
也许……没有找到。 Maybe... Not finding any.
嗯，我想……我猜它不在这下面。 Well, I guess... Guess it isn't down here.
如果你碰巧找到了，能帮我保存一下吗? If you happen to find it, would you save it for me, please?
如果你说完了，本奇利先生，我们就走了。 If you're quite finished, Mr. Benchley, we'll be on our way.
是的，事实上我正在找你呢。 Yeah, as a matter of fact I was just looking for you.
哦,当然。 Oh, sure.
在一个典型的工作周中，工作室的工作人员要消耗“4000四开本的动画纸”，40种各色蜡笔，“和49000令赛璐珞”。 "In a typical working week, the studio staff consumes "4,000 quartos of animation paper, "40 types of assorted color crayons, "and 49,000 reams of celluloid."
是这样吗? Is that so?
“六万磅……” "60,000 pounds of..."
加油，孩子们。 Come on, boys.
好，再来一次，再用力一点。 Okay, let's try it again, a little more pressure.
疯了。 Crazy.
看你自己。 Watch yourself.
不要害怕。我只是火车的哨子。 Don't be afraid. I'm only the train whistle.
和我小时候比起来，他们的容貌确实改善了很多。 They certainly have improved the looks of them since I was a boy.
这里到底发生了什么? What goes on around here anyway?
我们在为卡通火车配音。 We're making the sound for a cartoon train.
看，我带你去。 Look, I'll show you.
所有的船上。 All aboard.
清理轨道。 Clear the track.
我走了。 Here I go.
哇，这是天生的还是你在高中学的? Wow, does that come natural or is that something you picked up in high school?
哦，谁都能做。 Oh, anybody can do it.
火车的声音都在这里。 The train sounds are all on here.
把这些放在声带上，像这样移动你的嘴唇。 And you hold these over your vocal cords and move your lips like this.
你好。你好。 Hello. Hello.
-你不想试试吗?-不，我不知道该说什么。 - Don't you want to try it? - No, I wouldn't know what to say.
说什么都行，只是不要真的说话。 Oh, say anything, only don't really talk.
就假装吧。 Just make believe.
哦，现在别挠了。 Oh, don't tickle now.
我该怎么说"朋友，罗马人，同胞" What do I say, "Friends, Romans, countrymen"?
任何东西。 Anything.
朋友。 Friends.
罗马人。 Romans.
的同胞。 Countrymen.
看到有多简单了吗? See how easy it is?
对不起，本奇利先生。这是你的分数，多丽丝。 Pardon me, Mr. Benchley. This is your score, Doris.
我已经标记好了所有的线索，我想你在第四拍之后就开始，好吗? I've got all the cues marked, and I think you come in right after the fourth beat there, okay?
-好吧，弗兰克。-现在让我们给它一些个性。 - Okay, Frank. - Let's give it a lot of personality now.
好了，大家准备好了。 All right, ready, everybody.
小凯西。我以前认识他父亲。 Casey Junior. I used to know his old man.
好了，孩子们，开始排练吧。 All right, boys, let's go for rehearsal.
灯。 Lights.
图片。 Picture.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
一，二，三，四。 One, two, three, four.
所有的船上。 All aboard.
奶牛。 Cows.
嘿!拉开关。 Hey! Pull the switch.
拉开关。醒醒吧! Pull the switch. Wake up!
拉开关。 Pull the switch.
嘿! Hey!
准备好你的风暴。 Ready with your storm.
看出来。 Look out.
桥。 Bridge out.
的帮助! Help!
的帮助!桥! Help! Bridge out!
的帮助! Help!
好了,切。灯。 Okay, cut. Lights.
我要走了。非常感谢。 I'll be running along. Thanks ever so much.
-你觉得怎么样?-好吧，好吧。 - How did you like it? - Oh, fine, fine.
只是，毕竟，破坏一辆真正的火车不是更容易吗? Only after all, wouldn't it be a lot easier just to wreck a real train?
再见。 Bye.
本奇先生? Mr. Benchley?
哦，本奇利先生? Oh, Mr. Benchley?
本奇先生!本奇先生! Mr. Benchley! Mr. Benchley!
哦，本奇利先生? Oh, Mr. Benchley?
好的，写下来。 Okay, write it down.
你能把这些500收起来吗? Can you put these 500s away?
你准备好直播了吗，伯特? You all set on the air, Burt?
好吧，按顺序打那些婴儿。 Okay, hit those babies in sequence.
好了，检查一下飞机锁。 All right, check those plane locks.
好了，小心脚下。 Okay, watch your step.
51-25。 51-25.
51-25,检查。 51-25, check.
检查你的垂直姿势。 Check your vertical.
垂直的,5700。 Vertical, 5,700.
哦,鲜艳的色彩。 Oh, Technicolor.
下课了，孩子们。 End of class now, boys.
再见。 Bye.
打开E层的灯，好吗，鲍勃? Hit the lights in level E, would you, Bob?
嗯,你好。你是怎么进来的? Well, hello. How did you find your way in here?
哦，我想……还记得我吗，火车汽笛?呜，呜，呜。 Oh, I guess... Remember me, the train whistle? Whoo, whoo, whoo.
哦,当然。但是你穿彩色衣服看起来很不一样。 Oh, sure. But you look so different in Technicolor.
-你不在铁路公司工作了吗?-哦，不，我只是在帮你，因为那个火车哨子去看牙医了。 - Aren't you with the railroad anymore? - Oh, no, I was just helping out while the regular train whistle went to the dentist.
别告诉我这是你做的…相机吗?不。我只是负责他们喂给它的东西。 Don't tell me that you worked on this... The camera? No. I'm just in charge of the things they feed to it.
这是我见过的最棒的相机。 That's the gosh darndest camera I ever saw.
你应该从上面看看。 You ought to see it from the top.
-你愿意吗?-不不不 - Would you like to? - No, no, no.
斯利姆，来个客人怎么样? Slim, how 'bout a visitor?
-我的老朋友?-当然，让他上来。 - Old pal of mine? - Sure, send him up.
来吧。 Come on.
我有时在高处会头晕。 I sometimes get dizzy up high.
把你的东西给我。 Give me your things.
我就不能从下面看看吗? Couldn't I just as well see it from down here?
继续。这是一个晴朗的日子。你可以看到卡特琳娜。 Go on. It's a clear day. You can see Catalina.
现在，放轻松。看你自己。 Now, take it easy. Watch yourself.
看你自己。 Watch yourself.
就是这个。 There it is.
我有个偷拍相机。 I got a candid camera.
这很好。 That's fine.
现在看那边。 Now look right through there.
在这里。 Right there.
看起来有点模糊。 Uh, looks kind of fuzzy.
模糊?有点模糊。 Fuzzy? Kind of fuzzy.
让我们来看看。嗯。 Let's see. Hmm.
哦。 Oh.
好吧，我会被诅咒的。 Well, I'll be darned.
嘿，我们要走了，不是吗? Say, we're going right along, aren't we?
就在树中间。 Right down between the trees.
就像穿过真正的森林一样。 Just like going through a real forest.
天啊，真了不起，不是吗? Boy, that's something, isn't it?
你给它多少曝光? How much exposure do you give it?
24，在916处解散。 24, dissolve shot at 916.
我明白了。 I see.
我不知道为了拍唐老鸭你得跑上摩天大楼。 Didn't know you had to run up a skyscraper just to photograph Donald Duck.
哦，这是我们表演魔术的地方。 Oh, this is just where we do our trick stuff.
唐纳德在那边有他自己的相机。 Donald has his own camera over there.
在那里?那是你让他动的地方吗? Over there? Is that where you make him move?
对，那是他表演魔术的地方。 Yeah, it's where he does his tricks.
那是给我的。我能看看吗? That's for me. Could I see that?
哦，好的，继续。往下走? Oh, yeah, go ahead. Down this way?
是啊，小心那根电缆。 Yeah, watch out for that cable now.
那么，值得爬上去吗? Well, was it worth the climb?
我也有同感。这是唐老鸭出没的地方吗? I'll say. Is this where Donald Duck hangs out?
啊哈。想见见他吗? Uh-huh. Want to meet him?
这就是我来的原因。 That's what I came over for.
你在干什么，让他冷静下来吗? What are you doing, cooling him off?
不，我只是在清理灰尘。 Oh, no, just getting rid of the dust.
每个斑点都会被放大很多倍，在屏幕上看起来就像一场暴风雪。 Each speck would magnify so many times that on the screen it would look like a blizzard.
是啊，但你为什么给他戴上鱼钩? Yeah, but why do you put him on isinglass?
它不是。这是电影。 It's not. It's celluloid.
我还是不明白。 I still don't get the idea.
所以我们可以看穿它。 So we can see through it.
这样我们每次都可以使用相同的背景。 Then we can use the same background every time.
为什么什么都没发生?所有的鸭子看起来都很像。 Why doesn't something happen? All the ducks look alike.
哦，不，每个都不一样。 Oh, no, each one is different.
看这个，脚离地了。 See this one, the foot's off the ground.
现在我们拍一张照片。 Now we take one picture.
下一个，踩在脚下。 This next one, the foot's down.
看到了吗? See?
明白了吗? Get the idea?
是的，但他还是不动。 Yeah, but he still doesn't move.
等一下，大男孩。 Just a minute, big boy.
给我点时间!给我点时间! Give me time! Give me time!
好。我示范给你看。 Good. I'll show you.
我示范给你看。 I'll show you.
现在看。首先，我的脚在这里。 Now look. First, my foot is up here.
——看到了吗?——嗯。 - See? - Uh-huh.
然后在这里。 Then it's down here.
明白吗? Understand?
我明白了。 I get it.
-还有这个。-是的。 - And this. - Yeah.
-还有这个。-我明白了。 - And this. - I see.
和。看到了吗? And that. See?
确定。 Sure.
你快一点，我就能走了。明白了吗? When you do it faster, I'm walking. Get it?
是的。当然 Yes. Certainly.
在这电影里，我是一个农民，看到了吗? Now in this picture, I'm a farmer, see?
我现在要去挤牛奶了。 I'm going now to milk the cow.
老麦克唐纳有个农场，E-I-E-I-O我怎么样? Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O How am I doing?
老麦克唐纳有个农场，咿呀咿呀噢 Old McDonald had a farm E-I E-I O
这让我很难受。只是他说的话我一句也听不懂。 It kills me. Only I can't understand a thing he says.
本奇先生。打电话给本奇利先生。 Mr. Benchley. Calling Mr. Benchley.
本奇利先生，沃尔特的办公室找你。 Mr. Benchley, you're wanted in Walt's office.
你还没去看沃尔特吗? Haven't you been up to see Walt yet?
是的,当然……嗯,没有。你想知道吗? Yeah, sure... Well, no. You want to know something?
谢谢你,儿子。这么长时间。 Thanks, son. So long.
这么长时间。 So long.
问题是我是巡回演讲的逃犯。 Trouble is I'm a fugitive from a lecture tour.
有个年轻人跟在我后面，一个戴着眼镜的角框小孩。 There's a young fellow on my trail, a horn-rimmed kid with glasses.
你一定是说汉弗瑞吧。 You must mean Humphrey.
那是他的名字，对。 That would be his name, yeah.
好吧，别担心。我们去彩虹屋。 Well, don't worry. We'll go in the Rainbow Room.
他不会在那里找到你的。 He'll never find you there.
听着，汉弗瑞可能在第一卷里就找到了利文斯顿医生。 Listen, Humphrey could have found Dr. Livingston in the first reel.
-你好，多丽丝。- - - - - -你好。 - Hello, Doris. - Hello.
嘿，彩虹屋是对的。 Hey, "Rainbow Room" is right.
别告诉我这些都是你自己做的。 Don't tell me you cook all this yourself.
啊哈。秘密配方什么的。 Uh-huh. Secret formulas and everything.
你可以相信我。 You can trust me.
女孩们在里面加入几百种不同的化学物质，然后全部送到油漆厂。 The girls add a couple hundred different chemicals to it, then it all goes to the paint mill.
漆磨。 Paint mill.
嗯，看起来很好吃。 Well, that looks very tasty.
谢谢你，巴巴拉。我们到了，小鹿斑比。 Thank you, Barbara. Here we are, Bambi.
他很可爱，不是吗? Cute, isn't he?
让我把它举到亮处。 Let me hold it up to the light.
喜欢它吗? Like it?
如果你能把那头驯鹿弄开，就没事了。 Be all right if you could get that reindeer out of the way.
我看看能不能把背景调出来。 I'll see if I can scare up the background that goes with it.
我刚才看到的那个没有问题。 Nothing wrong with the one I just saw.
谢谢。这是他的背景。 Thanks. This is his background.
他就像这样，正好搭在上面。 He fits right on top of it, like this.
——有。-而且很狡猾。 - There. - And very cunning, too.
我想带他回家。 I'd like to take him home with me.
你知道什么?他把我的话当真了。 What do you know? He took me seriously.
我对动物确实很有一套。 Well, I certainly have a way with animals.
别担心，他们在陌生人面前总是很害羞。 Don't worry, they're always shy with strangers.
谢谢你，约翰。 Thank you, John.
原谅我。我马上就回来。 Excuse me. I'll be back in a minute.
嘿，嘿，别……等待。 Hey, hey, don't... Wait.
看来除了米老鼠大家都来了。 Looks like everyone's here except Mickey Mouse.
原谅我。 Pardon me.
没关系。 That's all right.
你应该听听他12点敲钟的声音。 You ought to hear him when he strikes 12:00.
这是一个可爱的小数字。 Well, here's a cute little number.
-这是一个全新的。-哦，米奇? - Here's a brand-new one. - Oh, Mickey?
我想你这里不会有一美元半左右装烟草的东西吧? I don't suppose you got something here for about a dollar and a half that holds tobacco, have you?
傻瓜，它们是非卖品。 Silly, they're not for sale.
如果它们不是用来卖的，那它们是用来干什么的? If they're not for sale, what are they for?
还是我太年轻不知道? Or am I too young to know?
我们会为美工制作这些图片，让他们从各个角度了解每个角色的样子。 We make them up for the artists to give them an idea of what each character looks like from every angle.
然后每个人都会把他变成一样的。 Then everybody will make him the same.
看到了吗? See?
听起来是个很聪明的主意。 That sounds like a very smart idea.
我想当你开始做这些事情的时候你有时不知道结果会如何。 I suppose when you start work on these things you sometimes don't know how they're gonna turn out.
在那里。你觉得眼熟吗? There. Does that look familiar to you?
应该是这样。我今天早上刮的。 It ought to. I shaved it this morning.
-你想要吗?-是的，我很乐意。 - Would you like to have it? - Yeah, I'd love it.
总是朝它扔飞镖。 Always shoot darts at it.
小心点，头有点软。 Be careful, the head is a little soft.
哦。威胁来了。 Uh-oh. Here comes the menace.
这里 This way.
如果他有猎犬，我就完蛋了。 Well, if he's got a bloodhound, I'm sunk.
乔安妮，你看到本奇利先生了吗? Hey, Joanne, have you seen Mr. Benchley?
不，毒药，我没见过本奇利先生。 No, poison, I haven't seen Mr. Benchley.
嗯。 Hmm.
等一下，等一下，等一下。 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
所有清晰。再见。 All clear. Good-bye.
请原谅。这是去正门的路吗? I beg your pardon. Is this the way to the front gate?
是的，沿着走廊一直走。 Yes, keep right on down the corridor.
-你不会错过的。-谢谢。 - You can't miss it. - Thank you.
如果我不知道他们是怎么发出声音的，我还以为那是个活生生的婴儿呢。 You know, if I didn't know how they made those noises here, I'd think that was a real, live baby.
你会吗?我想知道，你能打开门吗? Would you? I wonder, will you please open the door?
这是你的音效。 There's your sound effects.
你不能按住他吗，艾尔? Can't you hold him still, Al?
假设你试着按住他不动。 Suppose you try holding him still.
你好，大男孩。这是午餐。 Hello, big boy. Here's lunch.
艾尔，把他的头往后仰一点，好吗? Say, Al, tip his head back just a little, will you?
好吧，我试试。 Okay, I'll try.
吉米，吉米，看这里。 Jimmy, Jimmy, look here.
看这里。吉米。 Look here. Jimmy.
就是这样。 That's it.
现在微笑一下怎么样? Now how 'bout a little smile?
那是个男孩。 That's a boy.
刚刚好。 That's just right.
我们现在试试顶部，好吗? Let's try the topper now, huh?
现在抬起你的头。的方式。 Now keep that old head up. Way up.
振作起来，大个子。 Chin up, big boy.
现在是个男孩了。 That a boy now.
不，不，放松点。 No, no, just relax.
哦，那太好了。还有人出来吗? Oh, that's swell. Any more coming out?
-抱歉，孩子们，时间到了。-什么，已经? - Sorry, boys, time's up. - What, already?
我从没见过一个孩子吃得这么多。 I never saw a kid eat so often.
我们才刚刚开始。 Look, we only just got started.
你知道规则，15分钟后他必须休息。 You know the rules, 15 minutes and he has to rest.
我一会儿就把他带回来。 I'll bring him back in a little while.
对你来说很温柔，是吧?早点下班吃午饭? Pretty soft for you, eh? Knocking off early for lunch?
那家伙是谁，艾尔? Who's that guy, Al?
是的。嘿，等一下。 Yeah. Hey, just a minute.
别走开，先生。 Don't go away, mister.
我只是把护士扶在门口，或者…你没听过这个故事吧? I was just holding a nurse for the door or... You haven't heard this story, have you?
-不，一个字也没有，真的。-就是他。 - No, not a word, honest. - Just the guy.
很好。只需要一分钟。 Swell. It'll only take a minute.
来吧，伙计们，给他拿把椅子。 Come on, fellas, get him a chair.
帮他拿外套，好吗?把书也拿来，好吗? Take his coat, will you? Get the book, too, will you?
你看，我们需要的是一个新鲜的头脑。 You see, what we need's a fresh mind.
是的，一个新鲜的头脑。 Yeah, a fresh mind.
好吧，你打算拿我怎么办? All right, what are you planning to do with me?
哦,没什么。我们只是想给你看点东西。 Oh, nothing. We just want to show you something.
-是的，一个新的故事。——故事吗? - Yeah, a new story. - Story?
你是说那只是一部电影吗? You mean to tell me that's all just one movie?
当然，就是这样。 Sure, that's it.
当然，你得想象一下整个过程。 Of course you'll have to imagine the whole thing in action.
我是一个很难对付的观众。 Well, I'm a pretty tough audience.
你想听听吗? Would you like to hear it?
-说吧。——好的。 - Go ahead and tell it. - Okay.
你看，它从这里开始。 You see, it starts up here.
它在这里结束。 And it ends way down here.
是的。现在我们叫它宝贝威姆斯。 Yeah. Now we're calling it Baby Weems.
首先我们来看看标题，明白吗? First we open up on the title here, see?
下面是开场的主题音乐。 And under that we have the opening theme music.
好吧,弗兰克。 Okay, Frank.
现在，在主要标题之后，我们来看看这位期待中的父亲，看到了吗? Now after the main title, we go to the usual expecting father, see?
你知道的医院走廊 You know, hospital corridor.
这是威姆斯爸爸来回踱步，来回踱步。 Here's Papa Weems pacing back and forth, back and forth.
像猫一样紧张。 Nervous as a cat.
烟头满地都是。 Cigarette butts all over the floor.
这是他的第一个孩子，明白吗? It's his first baby, see?
悬念太可怕了。 The suspense is awful.
突然间，我们看到一扇门开了。 Then all of a sudden we see a door open.
一个护士把头伸出来说:“威姆斯先生。是个男孩，威姆斯先生。” A nurse sticks her head out and says, "Mr. Weems. It's a boy, Mr. Weems."
“一个男孩”。 "A boy."
然后这个可怜的家伙瘫倒在地板上。 Then the poor guy slumps to the floor in a heap.
然后我们去医院的育婴室。 Then we dissolve over to the hospital nursery.
里面全是刚出生的婴儿同时又叫又闹。 It's chock-full of brand-new babies all yelling and squalling at once.
Waah !Waah ! Waah! Waah!
然后我们再靠近一点。 Then we come down closer.
我们展示了一位护士站在威姆斯婴儿床的脚下。 We show a nurse at the foot of Baby Weems' crib.
他是一个可爱的小家伙。 He's a cute little guy.
这屋子里唯一没有大喊大叫的孩子。 The only kid in the room who isn't yelling his head off.
你是个安静的小家伙，不是吗? You're a quiet little fellow, aren't you?
好吧，真的没什么好谈的。 Well, there really isn't much to talk about.
他说! He talked!
为什么?这违反规定吗? Why? Is it against the rules?
哦,医生。 Oh, Doctor.
利文斯顿博士。打电话给克鲁夫医生。 Dr. Livingston. Calling Dr. Crumpf.
Hayes博士。 Dr. Hayes.
杰基尔博士。夏皮罗博士。 Dr. Jekyll. Dr. Shapiro.
克朗凯特博士。 Dr. Cronkite.
非常抱歉，先生们。 I'm awfully sorry, gentlemen.
但这对我们肺部的发育是非常必要的，你知道吗? But it's quite necessary for our lung development, you know?
——令人震惊。——难以置信。 - Astounding. - Unbelievable.
很神奇的。 Amazing.
是的，神奇就是这个词。 Yes, amazing was the word.
很快，整个医院就挤满了记者、摄影师、专栏作家和哭泣的姐妹们。 And in no time at all, the whole hospital swarmed with reporters, photographers, columnists, and sob sisters.
这一天还没结束，威姆斯宝宝就成了镇上的话题。 Before the day was over, Baby Weems became the talk of the town.
才出生两天? Two days old?
我儿子欧文已经六岁了。 And my boy, Irving, is six years old already.
一句英语也不会说。 Can't speak a word of English.
纽约，纽约。 New York City, New York.
今天，县医院的医护人员惊讶地发现一个两天大的婴儿开始说话了。 Attendants at the county hospital today were amazed when a two-day-old baby started to talk.
注意，不是婴儿语，而是流利、清晰的美式英语。 Not baby talk, mind you, but good, clear American English.
他确实有聪明的头脑。 He's sure got smart brains.
是啊，他父母肯定很开心。 Yeah, I bet his folks are happy.
但我的宝贝呢? But where's my baby?
我就不能见他吗? Can't I even see him?
对不起，威姆斯太太。现在不能打扰他了。 Sorry, Mrs. Weems. He can't be disturbed now.
他在开会。 He's in conference.
哦。 Oh.
但你不明白吗，先生，他是我的……我是他的父亲。 But don't you see, Mister, he's my... I'm his father.
没有记者证是进不来的，明白吗? You don't get in here without a press card, see?
随着这个小神童的名声广为流传，世界知名的名人都来听他的智慧之言。 And as the fame of this little infant prodigy spread far and wide, world-renowned celebrities came to listen to his words of wisdom.
我非常抱歉，爱因斯坦博士。 I'm awfully sorry, Dr. Einstein.
但这推翻了你的整个基本理论。 But this reverses your whole basic theory.
嘘。别那么大声。 Shh. Not so loud.
不仅仅是你说的话，肖先生。 It's not only the things you say, Mr. Shaw.
你说的方式很可爱。 It's the cute way you say them.
比他的时代早了两千年。 Why, 2,000 years ahead of his time.
是的，但还是个孩子。 Yes, but still a baby.
他发明的问题不仅难倒了信息娱乐专家，甚至难倒了参加测验的孩子。 He invented questions that not only baffled the Information Please experts but even stumped the quiz kids.
然后他会在上午剩下的时间里做一些生物化学、心理物理学或……细菌学。 Then he'd devote the rest of the morning to a little research work in bio chemistry, psychophysics or... Bacteriology.
细菌学。是的，谢谢你。 Bacteriology. Yes, thank you.
在他的业余时间，小威姆斯把他的手转向音乐。 In his spare time, little Weems turned his hand to music.
当音乐季开始时，他被邀请在卡内基音乐厅指挥自己的作品。 And when the concert season opened, he was invited to conduct his own composition at Carnegie Hall.
对不起，这房子已经卖完了。 Sorry, the house is completely sold out.
你觉得我们还能见到他吗? Do you suppose we'll ever see him?
我想知道。 I wonder.
整个国家都迅速意识到威姆斯的存在。 The whole country was rapidly becoming Weems-conscious.
有婴儿威姆斯肥皂、婴儿威姆斯早餐食品、鞋油和沙拉酱。 There was Baby Weems soap, Baby Weems breakfast food, shoe polish, and salad dressing.
他的笑脸被用来做各种各样的广告，从菠菜罐头到折叠床。 His smiling face was used to advertise everything from canned spinach to folding beds.
就连时尚界的领袖们也屈服于威姆斯的影响，结果令人吃惊。 And even the leaders of fashion bowed to the Weems influence with startling results.
日复一日，这个神奇的孩子以其惊人的知识储备继续让科学家和学者们惊叹不已。 Day by day, the child marvel continues to astound scientists and scholars with his incredible store of knowledge.
许多顶尖大学都授予宝宝威姆斯荣誉学位。 Honorary degrees are bestowed on Baby Weems by scores of leading universities.
荣誉堆积在他矮小的额头上。 Honors are heaped upon his diminutive brow.
他被封为赫伯特·威姆斯爵士。 He is knighted Sir Herbert Weems.
荣誉勋章和所有的装饰品都送给了他。 Medals of honor are presented to him with all the trimmings.
现代艺术大师们把他刻在画布和石头上，使他永垂不朽。 Masters of modern art immortalize him in canvas and in stone.
因此，一个小婴儿的魅力和智慧迷住了……看。看,妈妈。 And thus, the charm and wisdom of a tiny infant captivates the... Look. Look, Mother.
-这是我们的孩子。-他不是吗，亲爱的? - There's our baby. - Isn't he darling?
——嘘!-在前面。 - Shh! - Down in front.
坐下来。把他赶出去。 Sit down. Throw him out.
时间在流逝。 Time marches on.
这个神童取得成就的消息很快传到了美国首都。 News of the wonder child's achievements soon reached the nation's capital.
我的朋友们，我坚定地认为，唯一有能力解决我们这个巨大问题的人不是别人，正是那位杰出的公民和学者贝比·威姆斯。 And it is my firm opinion, my friends, that the one person capable of solving our gigantic problem is none other than that distinguished citizen and scholar, Baby Weems.
小威姆斯赶紧去接总裁的电话。 Little Weems rushed to answer the president's call.
他受到了征服英雄的隆重接待。 He was received with all the pomp and ceremony of a conquering hero.
和往常一样，威姆斯夫妇也到场分享了他们孩子最伟大的胜利。 And as usual, Mr. and Mrs. Weems were on hand to share their baby's greatest triumph.
——哇呼!-嘿，宝贝! - Yoo-hoo! - Hey, baby!
我非常荣幸和荣幸地宣布，我们如此热切期待的那个极为重要的信息，那个创造历史的讲话，终于要被听到了。 It is my great honor and privilege to announce that the all-important message, that history-making address we have so eagerly awaited, is at last about to be heard.
在这场全球联播中，你将听到的下一个声音是小威姆斯，他将……嗯?那是什么? The next voice you will hear over this worldwide hookup will be that of Baby Weems who will... Huh? What's that?
婴儿威姆斯的广播将会有轻微的延迟。 There will be a slight delay in the Baby Weems broadcast.
喂?什么？什么？ Hello? What? What?
停止印刷。把威姆斯的照片拿出来。 Stop the presses. Break out those Weems pictures.
送稿件的勤务工! Copyboy!
利文斯顿博士。打电话给克鲁夫医生。 Dr. Livingston. Calling Dr. Crumpf.
杰基尔博士。 Dr. Jekyll.
城市医院。 City hospital.
这个悲惨的消息很快传遍了地球的各个角落。 The tragic news soon spread to the far corners of the Earth.
当顶尖的医生们不断地为这个小家伙忙碌时，整个世界都在焦急地等待着。 And as leading doctors labored continuously over the little fellow, the entire world waited with grave apprehension.
在危机期间，可怜的威姆斯夫妇一直在守夜。 During the crisis, poor Mr. and Mrs. Weems kept constant vigil.
不，不是在孩子的床边，而是在收音机旁，焦急地等待着每一条关于孩子病情的新闻。 No, not at their baby's bedside, but at the radio, anxiously awaiting each news bulletin on the child's condition.
请稍等。站在。 One moment please. Stand by.
我们刚收到医院的消息。 We have just received word from the hospital.
威姆斯宝宝的体温开始下降，看起来这个小奇迹宝宝正在康复。 Baby Weems' temperature is beginning to drop, and it looks as if the little wonder baby is on the road to recovery.
哦?那是什么?保住头版!送稿件的勤务工! Oh? What's that? Hold the front page! Copyboy!
这个令人高兴的消息不胫而走。 The joyful news spread like wildfire.
然后，在漫长的几个星期的焦虑和绝望之后，人们期待已久、对全人类至关重要的消息终于被听到了。 And then once again, after long weeks of anxiety and despair, that eagerly awaited message, so vital to all humanity, was to be heard at last.
当这一伟大时刻到来时，整个世界都因压抑不住的兴奋而紧张起来。 The entire world was tense with suppressed excitement as the great moment arrived.
好了，威姆斯先生，你开始直播了。 All right, Mr. Weems, you're on the air.
Gloggle。 Gloggle.
Gloggle吗? Gloggle?
善变的公众，如此渴望崇拜这个神奇的孩子，很快就忘记了他。 And the fickle public, so eager to idolize the wonder child, was just as quick to forget him.
而小威姆斯，就像拼图、麻将和迷你高尔夫一样，很快就成了记忆。 And little Baby Weems, like jigsaw puzzles, mahjong, and miniature golf, soon became just a memory.
但是，远离欢呼的人群、铜管乐队的魅力和聚光灯，两个平凡的普通人却比国王更幸福。 But far from the cheering crowds, the glamour of brass bands and spotlights, two plain, ordinary people were made happier than kings.
因为那些善变的公众已经把他们唯一想要的东西还给了他们，一个快乐、健康、正常的婴儿。 For that same fickle public had returned to them the one thing they wanted, just a happy, healthy, normal baby.
古奇，古奇，古奇。 Goochie, goochie, goochie.
——爸爸。-你听到了吗，妈妈? - Dada. - Did you hear that, Mama?
他说，“爸爸”，就这么简单。 He said, "Daddy" just as plain.
最后他们倒在地上，看到了吗? So we end up with them down on the floor, see?
和婴儿玩。 Playing with the baby.
然后我们逐渐淡出他们的姿势，并引入片尾音乐。 Then we fade out with them in that pose and bring in the end title music.
这就是图片的结尾。 That's the end of the picture.
当然有点粗糙。 Of course it's a little rough.
我想你们会明白大概的意思。 I think you'll get the general idea.
哦,当然。你完成后，我一定要看一看。 Oh, sure. I'll certainly have to see it when you get it finished.
我要经历这一切就为了让沃尔特相信一个故事吗? Say, would I have to go through all this just to sell Walt a story?
我们一直都是这么做的。 Well, that's what we always do.
这就是我想知道的。谢谢,伙计们。 That's all I want to know. Thanks, fellas.
你没说你有多喜欢。 Uh, you didn't say how you liked it.
哦，太棒了。你很有天赋。 Oh, it's great. You got a natural there.
任何不喜欢婴儿照片的人都应该有他的头…… Anybody that doesn't like baby pictures ought to have his head...
这是一个pip。 That's a pip.
这让我少活了好几年。 That's taken years off my life.
我去拿。 I'll get it.
如果是找我的，我刚走。 If that's for me, I just left.
本奇先生! Mr. Benchley!
啊，本奇利先生! Oh, Mr. Benchley!
怎么了，伙计? Well, what goes on, pal?
旧的足球伤。有时这让我很困扰。 Old football injury. Kind of bothers me sometimes.
我想知道你是否介意我在这里消磨时间。 I wonder if you'd mind if I kill a little time in here.
不，请继续。我们喜欢被打断。 No, go right ahead. We like interruptions.
-别客气。——谢谢。 - Make yourself at home. - Thanks.
艺术展啊? Oh, an art exhibit, huh?
哦。 Oh.
梅特林克的蓝鸟。 Maeterlinck's Blue Bird.
哦，我在说什么? Oh, what am I saying?
Gainsborough的《蓝色男孩》。 Blue Boy by Gainsborough.
德加的《跳舞的鸭子》。 Dancing Ducks by Degas.
嘿，我不知道伦勃朗和那些孩子们会怎么想。 Say, I wonder how all this would strike Rembrandt and those boys.
小指。 Pinkie.
啊，唐老鸭的妈妈。 Ah, Donald's Mother.
哦，亲爱的，亲爱的，真奇怪。 Well, dear, dear, how quaint.
惠斯勒的鸭子。 Whistler's Duck.
这是美妙的。 That's wonderful.
那些很有趣。 Those are very amusing.
哦，你是说鸭子? Oh, you mean the ducks?
嗯，我不知道。 Well, I don't know.
前几天有个人拿着一本艺术书进来，事情就是这样。 Some guy came in here with an art book the other day, and that's what happened.
你整天都在拍搞笑的电影真是太棒了。 Pretty swell for you just making funny pictures all day.
你这么认为? You think so?
前10万名是最难的。 The first 100,000 are the hardest.
我现在知道是什么了。高飞。 I know what it is now. Goofy.
只有三个手指? Only three fingers?
是啊，既省时又好看。 Yeah, saves time and looks better.
别忘了另一个按钮。 Don't forget that other button.
哦,男孩。 Oh, boy.
没有鞋子? No shoes?
孩子，这是什么尺寸的? Boy, what size are those?
哦，大约15岁半。 Oh, about 15 1/2.
给你。 There you are.
现在让我们看看整个场景是什么样子。 Now let's see how the whole scene looks.
哦。 Oh.
——准备好了吗?-好吧，说吧。 - Ready? - Okay, shoot.
很巧妙，好吧。 That's slick, all right.
别管那些借口了，汉弗瑞 Never mind the excuses, Humphrey.
如果你连本奇利先生都联系不上，我怎么能把重要的事情托付给你呢? If you can't keep track of Mr. Benchley, how can I trust you with anything important?
-抱歉，先生-你在哪儿找的? - Sorry, sir. - Where have you looked?
墨水和绘画部门，色彩实验室……你去过动画师的房间吗? Inking and painting department, color lab... Have you been to the animators' rooms?
-还没有，先生-试试吧 - Not yet, sir. - Well, try 'em.
这一切到底有什么意义? Now what's the point of all this anyway?
我们想先给大家介绍一下高飞最新的马歌剧。 We thought we'd give you a little preview of Goofy's latest horse opera.
没有比孔子或其他哲学家所说的更真实的话了，他说…… No truer words have ever been uttered than those of Confucius, or some other philosopher, who said...
骑马也许是最有益的锻炼方式之一。 Riding is perhaps one of the most beneficial forms of exercise.
马轻柔的摇摆动作对心脏和肝脏等重要器官起到了提神补药的作用。 The gentle rocking action of the horse acts as an invigorating tonic to those vital organs, the heart and the liver.
现在，在中心，是对肝脏的轻柔按摩。 Now, in the canter, it's the gentle massage of the liver.
哇。哇!哇! Whoa. Whoa! Whoa!
当然，这只是给你一个关于有益品质的粗略概念。 Of course this gives you just a rough idea of the beneficial qualities.
现在我们来到骑马的第一个要点。 And now we come to the first essentials of riding.
合适的服装。 The proper costume.
还没有。 Not yet.
在切割……时应格外小心。好吧，来吧。 The greatest care should be taken in the cut of... Oh, all right, come on.
把一个人的骑马习惯剪掉，以便使他的仪容整洁到他的指尖。 The cut of one's riding habit in order to give one that well-groomed appearance right down to his fingertips.
帽子的设计要保守、舒适，并能保护头部。 The hat should be conservative in design, fit snuggly, and protect one's head.
靴子应该舒适，外观要整洁。 The boots should be comfortable and present a neat appearance.
骑马服应该分开，以便整齐地披在马身上。 The riding coat should be divided so as to drape neatly over the horse.
当然，马本身也是不可或缺的一部分。 And then of course the horse itself is an integral part.
是的，那匹马。 Yes, the horse.
人类的公仆。 The servant of mankind.
动物王国的贵族……高贵、忠诚、听话、善良。 The aristocrat of the animal kingdom... Noble, faithful, obedient, and kind.
所有愚蠢的动物中最伟大的。 Most magnificent of all dumb animals.
愚蠢? Dumb?
现在我们来看方法。 And now we come to the approach.
总是以自信的态度接近马。 Always approach the horse with a confident attitude.
记住，人是主人。 Remember, man is the master.
下一步是要赢得马的信任。 The next step is to win the confidence of the horse.
这很容易通过给他一个胡萝卜作为友谊的序曲来实现。 This is readily accomplished by offering him a carrot as an overture of friendship.
现在我们已经赢得了马的友谊，我们进入下一个重要的阶段，如何上马。 Now that we have won the horse's friendship, we enter upon the next important phase, how to mount.
对于初学者，我们可能会建议使用梯子或安装块。 For the beginner, we might suggest the stepladder or mounting block.
也许最流行的方法是水平或横向方法，被称为向上和向下。 Perhaps the most popular method is the horizontal or lateral approach, known as the up and over.
现在我们已经掌握了这个方法，我们可以安全地丢弃安装块和学习使用马镫。 Now that we have mastered this method, we may safely discard the mounting block and learn to use the stirrups.
你可能知道，骑马有正确和错误的一面。 As you probably know, there's a right and a wrong side for mounting the horse.
右边刚好是错的。 The right side happens to be the wrong side.
剩下左边，也就是右边。 This leaves us the left side, which is right.
因此，既然左边是正确的，右边是错误的，我们首先把左脚，也就是右脚，放在左边的马镫上，这是正确的，当然是左边。 Therefore, since the left is right and the right, wrong, we begin by placing the left foot, that's the right foot, in the left stirrup, which is right, being the left of course.
既然对了就是错了。 Since the right would be wrong.
现在，这一点非常重要，值得重复。 Now, this is important enough to bear repeating.
记住，既然右边总是错的，那么左边就一定是对的。 Remember, that since the right is always wrong, the left has to be right.
好吧? All right?
现在这恰好是错误的一边，这有时会导致一些小困难。 Now this happens to be the wrong side, which sometimes leads to slight difficulties.
现在给大家讲一些正确的骑马技巧。 And now for a few tips on the correct form of mounting one's horse.
以优美的弧线摆动腿，把它举到马的上方，这样。 Swinging the leg in a graceful arc, raise it high above the horse, thus.
然后轻轻放到马鞍上。 Then drop lightly into the saddle.
所有训练有素的马鞍都有步态。 All well-trained saddle horses have gaits.
首先是小跑。 First, the trot.
请注意，我们的马的运动类似于摇椅的运动。 Note that the motion of our steed is similar to that of a rocking chair.
现在，这个人动作完全一致，就好像马和骑手是一体的。 Now, the man moving in perfect unison as if horse and rider were one.
现在在一起。 And now together.
这就是众所周知的小跑或张贴。 This is known as rising to the trot or posting.
只有慢镜头的魔力才能表现出这一奇观的优雅和美丽。 Only the magic of the slow-motion camera can do justice to the grace and beauty of this spectacle.
人与兽，同时响应着柔和的波动，以波浪般的运动在空间中滑行，夏日的景色被和风抚摸着。 As man and beast, responding simultaneously to the gentle undulation, glide through space with a wave-like motion, the summer scene caressed by a gentle zephyr.
现在我们已经掌握了骑马的艺术，我们要跨栏了。 And now that we have mastered the art of riding, we take to the hurdles.
所有的马都喜欢跳跃。 All horses love to jump.
有时候马可能只是有点固执。 Sometimes a horse may be just a bit obstinate.
然后，马刺的轻触可能是必要的。 Then a light touch of the spurs may be necessary.
我很高兴能想到这个。 I'm glad this came up.
当你从马上摔下来时，静静地躺着。 When you have fallen from a horse, lie quietly.
记住，马永远不会踩倒在地的骑手。 Remember, a horse will never step on a fallen rider.
是的，跨栏无疑是刺激中的刺激。 Yes, hurdling is undoubtedly the thrill of thrills.
在这个世界上，没有比这更好的感觉了，风拂过你的脸，秋天的气息在你的鼻孔里，断断续续的蹄声踩在松软的土地上 In all the world, there's no sensation like this, the wind in your face, the scent of autumn in your nostrils, the staccato beat of hooves on crisp earth
因为人和动物是齐心协力的。 as man and animal are united in concerted effort.
我们越开越快，兴奋得浑身发麻。 Faster and faster we go, really tingling with excitement.
力量和优雅的画面，就像高贵的野兽雷鸣般的蹄声，把他像箭一样带向他的目标。 The picture of power and grace as the thundering hooves of the noble beast carry him straight as an arrow to his mark.
现在是跳跃。 And now the jump.
停! Stop!
我们回去再试一次。 We'll go back and try that again.
哇,哇。哇! Whoa, whoa. Whoa!
现在，当傍晚的太阳慢慢地落在远处的山丘上时，我们不情愿地转身回家。 And now, as the late afternoon sun slowly fades over the distant hills, reluctantly we turn our footsteps homeward.
经验丰富的骑手总是把他的马牵到马厩。 The experienced horseman always walks his horse to the stable.
稳定吗? Stable?
的确，马的外表对人的内心是有益的。 Indeed, the outside of a horse is good for the inside of a man.
你知道什么? What do you know?
他确实懂得很多把戏。 He certainly knows a lot of tricks.
当然这不关我的事，但这一切都只是为了让狗狗脸上有个表情吗? Of course it's none of my business, but is all this just to get an expression on the dog's face?
-对，就是这个主意。-你是做什么的?只是去… - Yeah, that's the idea. - What do you do? Just go...
本奇先生。 Mr. Benchley.
嗯,你好。我到处找你。 Well, hello. I've been looking all over for you.
迪士尼先生在他的放映室等你。 Mr. Disney's waiting for you in his projection room.
-再见，布鲁托。-真倒霉，伙计。 - Good-bye, Pluto. - Tough luck, pal.
这次我跟着你。 This time I'll follow you.
两只小臭鼬的尾巴穿过花丛。 Two little skunk tails going through the flowers.
这是可行的。是的。 That's doable. Yeah.
好的，谢谢。 All right, thanks.
现在的录像是什么? And what's the footage now?
我抓住他了，迪士尼先生。 I've got him, Mr. Disney.
-抓到谁了，汉弗瑞?-本奇利先生。 - Got who, Humphrey? - Mr. Benchley.
哦，你好，鲍勃。你好吗？ Oh, hello, Bob. How are you?
请您替他签名好吗? Would you please sign for him?
-为他签名?-是的，先生。 - Sign for him? - Yes, sir.
我要送货证明。 I want proof of delivery.
孩子们，这是鲍勃·本奇利。 Boys, this is Bob Benchley.
你好,鲍勃。 Hello, Bob.
谢谢你，先生。 Thank you, sir.
坐下，鲍勃。别拘束。 Sit down, Bob. Make yourself comfortable.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
喂，你可真难找啊。 Say, you certainly are a hard man to find.
我是吗? Am I?
我们要重新拍个电影。 We're just gonna run a new picture.
-你想坐着看完吗?-是的，我很乐意。 - You want to sit through it? - Yeah, I'd love to.
那太好了。 That would be fine.
准备好了你就可以滚了。 You can roll whenever it's ready.
我知道你有什么故事构思，鲍勃。 I understand you got some kind of a story idea, Bob.
不，我妻子有个主意。 Oh, well, no, my wife had an idea.
我这儿有，好像是本书。 I've got it here, some sort of a book.
你想保住这东西吗? You want to hold on to this thing?
这些是女孩们为了好玩而做的东西。 These are some things the girls whipped up just in fun.
这有点夸张。拿着，对不起。 That's kind of an exaggeration. Hold this, I'm sorry.
如果你想进去的话，这里有张通行证。 There's a pass in case you want to get in.
哦。 Oh.
那是怎么进来的? How'd that happen to get in here?
哦，在这儿。在这里。 Oh, here it is. Here it is.
好吧，之后我再解释给你听。 Well, I'll explain it to you after.
很久很久以前，在大洋彼岸的一个遥远的地方，住着一个小男孩，他认为自己是勇敢无畏的骑士和他们的死敌方面的权威， Long, long ago in a faraway land across the sea, there lived a little boy who considered himself quite an authority on brave, fearless knights and their mortal enemies,
那些可怕的，会喷火的龙每天都在恐吓乡村。 those horrible, fire-breathing dragons that daily terrorized the countryside.
一天下午，当男孩坐在那里全神贯注地学习他最喜欢的科目时…… One afternoon, as the boy sat deeply engrossed in his favorite subject...
下午好，爸爸。 Good afternoon, father.
哦，儿子，我看到了。 Oh, son, I seen it.
在高处，在高处，在高处。 Up on the downs, it was.
全身覆盖着鳞片之类的东西。 All covered with scales and such.
尾巴上有个角。 And a tail with a sort of a nook on it.
不，它抓不到我的。 No, it will not catch me.
这是可怕的。就是这样，太可怕了。 It's horrible. That's what it is, horrible.
那只是一条龙，爸爸。 It's only a dragon, father.
哦。 Oh.
只有一条龙! Only a dragon!
啊，村庄! Oh, the village!
的帮助! Help!
有一条龙来了! There's a dragon a comin'!
啊! Ahh!
别担心，爸爸。我来看看他。 Don't worry, father. I'll have a look at him.
啦啦啦啦啦啦哦，哦啦啦啦啦啦 La la-la la la la Ooh, ooh La la la-la la
你好,龙。 Hello, dragon.
哦!哦，现在，孩子。 Oh! Oh, now, boy.
你不要向我扔石头，也不要向我喷水什么的。 Don't you bung stones at me of squirt water or anything.
我不要。 I won't have it.
我只是来跟你聊聊天的。 Oh, I just came for a friendly chat.
但如果我不被需要……哦，好吧，请坐。 But if I'm not wanted... Oh, well, do be seated.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
但如果你不介意的话，请走另一条路。 But if you don't mind, the other way, please.
哦。 Oh.
我马上就来。 I'll only be a minute.
你最近打过什么好仗吗? Have you had any nice battles lately?
战斗吗? Battles?
哦，不，不。没有战斗，没有。 Oh, no, no. No battles, no.
哦。 Oh.
也许是忙着蹂躏乡村，吞噬美丽的少女吧。 Oh, probably too busy scourging a countryside and devouring fair damsels then.
拷问?吞噬? Scourging? Devouring?
天哪，没有。 Good heavens, no.
但你就没做过绝望的事吗? But don't you ever do anything desperate?
嗯，是的，我…… Well, yes, I...
我确实会编诗。 I do make up poetry.
诗? Poetry?
诗句，你懂的。 Verses, you know.
-想听听我最新的十四行诗吗?-我…哦，你会喜欢的。 - Care to hear my latest sonnet? - Well, I... Oh, you'll love this.
我把它叫做漂流。 I call it Just a Drifting.
只是一片飘零的叶子，像露珠一样，幻想自由。 Just a drifting o'leaves like a dewdrop, fancy free.
和风嬉戏，和大黄蜂嬉戏。 Playing with the gentle breezes, romping with the bumblebees.
哦，真有趣! Oh, what fun!
快乐永不停止。 Joy never ceases.
只是一种漂泊。 Just a drifting.
很好，但你有麻烦了，知道吗? Very nice, but you're in for trouble, you know?
麻烦吗? Trouble?
我父亲正在召集全村的人，他们会带着长矛和其他东西来消灭你。 My father's arousing the village, and they'll be here with spears and things to exterminate you.
你是人类的敌人。 You're an enemy of the human race.
哦!我在这世上没有敌人。 Oh! I haven't an enemy in the world.
懒得做。 Too lazy to make 'em.
蹦蹦跳跳，跳来跳去，不要太快，也不要太慢。 Prancing, dancing to and fro, not too fast, not too slow.
好吧，早起的鸟儿在寻找那些狡猾地窥视的早起的虫子。 Well, the early birds are seeking early worms who are slyly peeking.
听夜猫子们轻声尖叫。 Hear the night owls softly shrieking.
只是一种漂泊。 Just a drifting.
嘿，有什么好兴奋的? Hey, what's all the excitement?
是贾尔斯爵士，笨蛋。 It's Sir Giles, stupid.
吉尔斯先生? Sir Giles?
为贾尔斯爵士欢呼! Hooray for Sir Giles!
龙杀手万岁! Hooray for the dragon killer!
为…欢呼龙杀手。 Hooray for the... Dragon killer.
哦,天哪。 Oh, gosh.
都结束了，龙。他的到来。 It's all up, dragon. He's coming.
他现在在这里。 He's here now.
孩子，打断别人说话是不礼貌的。 Now, boy, it's impolite to interrupt a person.
未来是谁? Who's coming?
贾尔斯爵士骑着一匹大马，手里拿着长剑和长矛。 Sir Giles, on a big horse with a long sword and spear.
你得和他决斗。 You'll have to fight him.
我从不打架。我从来没有。 I never fight. I never did.
不适合我。 Doesn't agree with me.
但是…但是…好了，孩子，好了，孩子，快走吧，告诉贾尔斯爵士回家。我相信你能安排的。 But... But... Now, boy, now, boy, just run along, tell Sir Giles to go home. I'm sure you can arrange it.
Toodle-oo。 Toodle-oo.
好了，现在。好了，你走吧。 All right, now. All right, off you go.
贾尔斯爵士不能被打扰。 Sir Giles can't be disturbed.
他肯定在开会，是的。 Surely he's in conference, he is.
没有人，绝对没有人，能看到贾尔斯爵士。 There ain't no one, absolutely no one, can see Sir Giles.
现在你可以走了。你走吧。 Now off you go. Off you go.
走开。 Away with you.
啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 La la la la Roodle-do doodle La-loo la la la
对不起，先生，我是来……你从9点到1点与恶龙搏斗是吗，贾尔斯爵士? Excuse me, sir. I've come to... You fight wicked dragons from 9:00 until 1:00 Yo ho Sir Giles, I presume?
来，来，来，来，孩子。 Come, come, come, come, lad.
停止喃喃自语。 Stop mumbling.
我是来谈谈龙的事。 I came to talk about the dragon.
哦，是的，是的，是的。 Oh, yes, yes, yes.
我想又是一个悲惨的故事。 Another tale of woe and misery, I suppose.
毫无疑问，它吞噬了你的羊群。 Devoured your flocks, no doubt.
-不，先生，他…——啊哈! - Oh, no, sir. He... - Ah-ha!
他把你亲爱的父母带走了，是吗? Made off with your loving parents, has he?
他们将被报复。 They shall be avenged.
你不明白。 You don't understand.
什么？ What?
别告诉我他绑架了什么漂亮姑娘……有着亚麻色的头发和红宝石色的嘴唇，体态神圣。 Don't tell me he's kidnapped some fair damsel... With flaxen hair and ruby lips and form divine.
他不能那样对她。 Why, he can't do that to her.
他将在战场上付出巨大的代价。 He shall pay dearly on the field of battle.
但就是这样。他不会反抗的。 But that's just it. He won't fight.
是的,他……他不打了? Yes, he... He won't fight?
荒谬的。 Preposterous.
那家伙一定是个可恶的坏蛋。 The fellow must be an infernal cad.
有点粗糙，怎么了? Bit of a rougher, what?
他不是。 He is not.
他是个喜欢写诗的好人。 He's a nice old dragon who likes to write poetry.
诗? Poetry?
是的，你知道的，诗句。 Yes, you know, verses.
哦,快乐的。 Oh, jolly.
你知道，我自己也是个酒鬼。 I'm a bit of a bard myself, you know.
你也是诗人吗? You a poet, too?
是的，你一定听说过我的《浮云颂》。 Yes, no doubt you've heard of my Ode to a Fleecy Cloud.
好吧,我……哦，毛茸茸的云。噢，羊毛的云，在那么高的天空。 Well, I... Oh, fleecy cloud. Oh, cloud of fleece, up in the sky so high.
哦。哦,我的。 Oh. Oh, my.
哦,我的。 Oh, my.
但是来吧，来吧。 But come, come.
我们不要磨磨蹭蹭了。 Let's not dillydally.
我们必须马上见到这位好小伙子。 We must meet this fine fellow at once.
那你会向恶龙解释打架的事吗? Then you'll explain to the dragon about the fight?
是的，非常，非常，非常。当然 Yes, quite, quite, quite. Of course. Of course. Of course.
非常，非常，非常，非常。 Quite, quite, quite, quite.
我是不情愿的龙什么，真的很不情愿的龙哦，非常，非常，你不知道他们叫我胆小的龙什么，我不是我只是不想打架，宁愿玩 I'm the reluctant dragon What ho, quite so The very reluctant dragon Oh, very, very, don't you know They call me the timid dragon What rot, I'm not I just won't fight and rather play
我知道那样我不会受伤你好，龙。 I know I shan't get hurt that way Hello, dragon.
哦，你好，孩子。 Oh, hello, boy.
我要去野餐。 I'm having a picnic.
我带了一个朋友来解释……灿烂的。人越多越好。 I brought a friend to explain about... Well, splendid. The more the merrier.
孩子，你坐这儿，你朋友坐那儿。 Now, boy, you sit here, and your friend can sit there.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
让我想想，泡菜，果酱，松饼，茶。 Let's see now, pickles, jam, muffins, tea.
哦,是的。 Oh, yes.
先生，给你一个果酱三明治。 Here, do have a jam sandwich, sir.
-呃，先生…嗯…——哦。 - Uh, Sir... Uh... - Oh.
你说你朋友叫什么名字? What did you say your friend's name was?
哦，那是贾尔斯爵士。 Oh, that's Sir Giles.
吉尔斯先生!好。 Sir Giles! Well.
是的，你知道的，龙杀手。 Yes, you know, the dragon killer.
哦! Oh!
嘘，贾尔斯爵士。 Psst, Sir Giles.
你最好快点告诉龙。 You better tell the dragon quick.
哦，是的，当然。 Oh, yes, of course.
你知道的…我一直盼望着见到你。 You know... I've been looking forward to meeting you.
这孩子告诉我你是个很有造诣的诗人。 The boy here tells me you're quite an accomplished poet.
哦，真的吗? Oh, he did, really?
是的，是的，是的，是的。 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
如果不太麻烦的话，我很乐意听你背诵。 And if it's not too much bother, I'd be pleased to hear you recite.
哦，我亲爱的，亲爱的，伙计，不用麻烦了。一点也不麻烦。 Oh, my dear, dear, fellow, no bother. No bother at all.
要不要来个三明治? Would you care for a sandwich?
哦，是的，果酱。 Oh, yes, jam.
给，再来一个三明治，一块蛋糕，一个松脆饼，一颗橄榄，一杯茶。 Here, do have another sandwich, a piece of cake, and a crumpet, and an olive, and a spot of tea.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
这一点。 This.
这叫做倒置蛋糕。 This is called To an Upside Down Cake.
嗯哼,嗯哼。 Ahem, ahem.
甜蜜的小颠倒蛋糕，烦恼和悲伤，你都有。 Sweet little upside down cake, cares and woes, you've got 'em.
可怜的小倒置蛋糕……你的上衣在你的屁股上。 Poor little upside down cake... Your top is on your bottom.
唉，小颠倒的蛋糕，你的烦恼从未停止，因为，小颠倒的蛋糕…… Alas, little upside down cake, your troubles never stop, because, little upside down cake...
你的屁股在上面。 Your bottom's on your top.
布拉沃。多么有趣。很好。 Bravo. How interesting. So good.
好了，贾尔斯爵士。现在就告诉恶龙。 Now, Sir Giles. Tell the dragon now.
哦,是的。当然，是的。 Oh, yes. Of course, yes.
你知道我自己也是个酒鬼。 You know I'm a bit of a bard myself.
真的吗?哦，太好了。 Really? Oh, how nice.
是的，是的，是的，哦，很好。 Yes, yes, yes, oh, quite.
萝卜好红，萝卜好红。 Radish so red, radish so red.
从你温暖的小床上被抱起。 Plucked from the heart of your warm little bed.
在你的头顶撒上盐。 Sprinkled with salt on the top of your head.
美味。 Delicious.
哦，真漂亮。简单精致。 Oh, that's exquisite. Simply exquisite.
是的，当然。完全正确。 Yes, of course. Quite right.
你介意我朗诵一首诗吗? Do you mind if I recite a poem?
你,男孩?什么……什么……哦，一点也不。 You, boy? What... What... Oh, not at all.
当然，当然。相反,相反。 Of course, of course. Rather, rather.
这夜晚。 'Tis evening.
从天上的星星上，一道柔和而神秘的光芒带来了友谊、欢乐和爱情的思念。 From the stars above, a soft, mysterious light brings thoughts of friendship, joy, and love.
现在打一架怎么样? Now how 'bout that fight?
——哦!-好极了。 - Oh! - Splendid, quite.
战斗?战斗! Fight? Fight!
没什么好吵的。 There's nothing to fight about.
再说，我也不相信。 Besides, I don't believe in it.
但是龙和骑士总是打架。 But dragons and knights always fight.
没错，天哪。 That's right, by Jove.
你不能让全村的人失望。 You can't disappoint the whole village.
-不是板球，你知道的。——请! - Not cricket, you know. - Please!
我…我不想再讨论这个问题了。 I... I do not wish to discuss it further.
我拒绝听。 I refuse to listen.
我绝对不会打架。 I absolutely will not fight.
晚安 Good night.
你知道，这太遗憾了。 You know, it's a shame.
他好像不太对劲。 He doesn't seem right.
这真是一个美丽的地方。 This is really a beautiful spot.
-为了打架。-是的，完全正确。 - For a fight. - Yes, quite right.
哎呀，我几乎能看见了。旗帜在飘扬。 Why, I can almost see it. The flags are waving.
人们在欢呼。 The people are cheering.
-乐队在演奏。-龙出现了。 - Bands are playing. - The dragon appears.
多么美丽的景色啊。 What a beautiful sight.
他的鳞片在黎明的晨光中闪闪发光。 With his scales all agleam in the dawn's early light.
哦，你只是在奉承我。 Oh, you're just flattering me.
不，不，伙计。这是真的。 No, no, fellow. It's true.
那个美丽的少女向你扔花。 That beautiful damsel throws flowers at you.
-看我?-看着你。 - At me? - At you.
我说唱，我咆哮。我出风头了。 I rap and I roar. I cut quite a figure.
贾尔斯爵士有一支长矛，跟这个差不多，只是更大。 Sir Giles has a spear, just like this, only bigger.
我准备好充电，然后…你是说矛吗? I get set for the charge, and... Did you say spear?
是的,矛。 Yes, spear.
哦。 Oh.
哦,亲爱的。 Oh, dear.
不，我会受伤的。我不会这么做的。 No, I'll get hurt. I won't do it.
美好的一天。 Good day.
等一下，老伙计。 Just a second, old chap.
我们可以这样解决。 We might fix it this way.
你的意思是…… You mean...
哦。 Oh.
那么。 Quite so.
但你确定这是真的吗? But are you sure it's quite honest?
稍等，我们看看。 Just a second, we'll look.
书上没有反对的地方。 Nothing against it here in the book.
不! No!
书上没有反对的地方。 Nothing against it here in the book.
如果它看起来像一场战斗，我相信它没有问题。 If it looks like a battle, I'm sure it's all right.
那好吧。这是解决。明天我们战斗。 Very well then. It's settled. Tomorrow we fight.
-晚安。-晚安。 - Good night. - Good night.
要打架了要打架了打架? There's going to be a fight There's going to be a fight A fight?
男孩!吉尔斯先生! Boy! Sir Giles!
等一下。哦，等等，求你了! Wait a minute. Oh, wait, please!
我还是闭上我的大嘴巴吧? Oh, why don't I keep my big mouth shut?
所以第二天，村民们聚集在一起，看这位勇敢的骑士与嗜血的龙决一死战。 So the next day, the villagers gathered to see the valiant knight engage the bloodthirsty dragon in a battle to the, uh, finish.
我赌贾尔斯20赔1。 I'm giving 20 to 1 odds on Giles.
好吧，小姑娘。龙身上有两块。 All right, little lady. Two bits on the dragon.
聪明的一个。 Smart one.
气球。给小家伙们买个气球。 Balloons. Buy the little ones a balloon.
它们很有趣，不贵。 They're amusing, inexpensive.
一个不错的侧座，在一个不错的位置。 A nice side seat in a nice side spot.
女士，注意脚下。小心脚下。 Here now, mind your step, lady. Mind your step.
听着，龙没机会了。 Look, the dragon ain't got a chance.
是啊，他会把龙干掉的。 Aye, he'll do the dragon in.
万岁，贾尔斯爵士! Hooray, Sir Giles!
没用的。 It's no use.
你还不如叫那些人走开。 You might as well tell the people to go away.
我做不到。 I can't do it.
哦，再试一次。 Oh, but try again.
要想喷火，你就得发疯，我没生任何人的气。 You've got to be mad to breathe fire, and I'm not mad at anybody.
但是要努力尝试。 But try real hard.
集中精神。 Concentrate.
不是很好，是吗? Not very good, is it?
不。 Nope.
可惜你不是真正的龙，而是朋克诗人。 Too bad you're not a real dragon instead of a punk poet.
朋克诗人! Punk poet!
哦，再说一遍。 Oh, say that again.
——朋克诗人。——再一次! - Punk poet. - Again!
——朋克诗人。——哇!哇! - Punk poet. - Whoo! Whoo!
我疯了!我疯了! I'm mad! I'm mad!
朋克诗人，朋克诗人，朋克诗人。 Punk poet, punk poet, punk poet.
哦，我疯了!我疯了! Ooh, I'm mad! I'm mad!
木星。 By Jove.
嘘。 Boo.
Boo Boo Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo Boo Boo Boo, boo, boo, boo
嘘 Boo
龙万岁! Hooray for the dragon!
龙! Dragon!
龙? Dragon?
非凡。 Extraordinary.
战斗机的消失了。 Fighter's disappeared.
哇呼!我在这里! Yoo-hoo! Here I am!
哦，原来你是。 Oh, so you are.
我还好吗? Am I doing all right?
我说，老伙计。 I say, old boy.
别这么傻了，好吗? Stop acting this silly, will you?
哦! Oh!
啊!的帮助!哦，哦，不。 Ahh! Help! Oh, oh, no.
的帮助!叫救命! Help! Call help!
太可怕了，不是吗? It's horrible, ain't it?
哦!哦,不!的帮助!的帮助! Oh! Oh, no! Help! Help!
帮帮我!一块还是两块? Help me! One lump or two?
的帮助!哦! Help! Oh!
别介意我这么做。嘿，你这个混蛋! Don't mind if I do. Hey, you bugger!
的帮助!的帮助! Help! Help!
现在我来追你。 Now I'll chase you.
的帮助!哦! Help! Oh!
哦，不，不，不。 Oh, no, no, no.
的帮助!哦! Help! Oh!
嗨，贾尔斯爵士! Hey, Sir Giles!
天哪。 Egad.
骑士万岁!万岁! Hooray for the knight! Hooray!
龙万岁!万岁! Hooray for the dragon! Hooray!
骑士万岁! Hooray for the knight!
龙万岁! Hooray for the dragon!
骑士万岁!龙万岁! Hooray for the knight! Hooray for the dragon!
骑士!龙! Knight! Dragon!
——帮助!-拿着! - Help! - Take that!
-别闹了!-噢，哎哟! - Cut it out! - Oh, ouch!
噢!哦! Ow! Oh!
看箭! Take that!
玩游戏! Play the game!
是时候了，你知道吗? The time has come, you know?
你是说我现在死了? You mean I die now?
哦，是的，确实如此。 Oh, yes, indeed.
按照约定，我们达成协议，好吗? As per agreed, we'll seal our pact, okay?
看箭! Take that!
为贾尔斯爵士欢呼! Hooray for Sir Giles!
于是，按照约定，贾尔斯爵士彻底改造了这条凶猛的巨龙，于是满意的村民们欢迎他进入社会。 And so as per agreed, Sir Giles completely reformed this ferocious dragon, whereupon the satisfied villagers welcomed him into society.
演讲!演讲!演讲! Speech! Speech! Speech!
我保证不大喊大叫。 I promise not to rant and roar.
并在农村肆虐。 And scourge the countryside anymore.
因为他是一个快乐的好人因为他是一个快乐的好人因为他是一个快乐的好人 For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow
所以在你犹豫不决的时候，他们拍了电影? So while you were shilly-shallying, they made the picture?
我从不知道它会失败。 I never knew it to fail.
我认识你这么多年，你总是太迟了。 In all the years I've known you, you've always been too late.
真的，罗伯特，我不明白你为什么总是让这些机会从指缝间溜走。 Really, Robert, I can't understand why you're forever letting these opportunities slip through your fingers.
换做别人，几个月前就该想到了。 Anyone else would have thought of it in time, months ago.
但是你……哈! But you... Ha!
那你为什么不说点什么呢? Well, why don't you say something?