欢乐 一家亲
第八季 第十集
Roz 下一位是谁 Who's up next, Roz?
三号线来自雷德蒙德的Cleo We have Cleo from Redmond on line three.
你好啊 Cleo 我在聆听 Hello, Cleo. I'm listening.
嗨 Crane医生 Hi, Dr. Crane.
声音客串:Melissa Etheridge 美国同性恋摇滚女歌星 曾获格莱美提名
我同时和三个不同的男人约会 I've been dating three different guys
不知道该如何取舍 and I can't choose between them.
是你不知如何取舍 还是不想取舍呢 Is it that you can't choose or you don't want to choose?
太难了 一个真的很风趣 It's just hard. One's really funny,
一个爱冒险 一个又很感性 one's adventurous and one's sensitive.
他们又都很养眼 They're all gorgeous too.
哦 不好意思 Cleo Oh, excuse me, Cleo.
这个节目是给真正有难题的人的 The show is for people with real problems.
Roz Roz.
呃 听起来 似乎每个追求者 Um, it sounds to me as if each suitor
都具备一个你青睐的特质 possesses one quality that you admire.
与其从中取舍 Rather than choose among them,
为什么不找一个集所有于一身的呢 why not try to find one person who fits all your criteria?
为何不等你变成个在职单身母亲 Why don't you call back when you're a working single mother
约会对象要么老得只剩八颗牙 whose choice in dates is between a guy with eight teeth
要么头发都是染的 再打电话来呢 and a guy whose hair is painted on?
很遗憾 节目时间有限 Sadly, we're out of time.
我是Frasier Crane医生 This is Dr. Frasier Crane
西雅图 祝你愉快 身心安康 saying good day, Seattle, and good mental health.
当然了 除非Roz对此有异议 Unless, of course, Roz has a problem with that.
Roz 出什么问题了吗 Is there something wrong, Roz?
因为 如果真有的话 Because if there is,
咱们应该谈谈 以免你把怨气带到工作中 we should discuss it before it bleeds into your work.
真的很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我只是听烦了人们抱怨自己的感情生活 I'm just sick of hearing people complain about their love lives
而我周末又没有安排 while I face another weekend without plans.
- 好吧 我表示同情 但是 - 就是啊 同病相怜嘛 - Well, I empathize, but... - I know. Look who I'm telling.
我这周末恰巧有很重要的安排 It so happens I have big plans this weekend.
让我猜猜 Let me guess:
你和Niles又要在 You and Niles are playing
文艺复兴集会上弹齐特琴 对吧 your zithers again at the Renaissance Faire.
别闹了 Roz 文艺复兴集会 Get real, Roz. The Renaissance Faire
得在圣斯威逊节后两周呢 is a fortnight after Saint Swithin's Day.
英国节日 每年7月15日 人们会谈论当天天气 由来于英国伊丽莎白时代的一种传统说法 看圣斯威逊那天的天气 以后40天将持续不变
不 是我儿子要来了 事实上 No, my son is coming to town. In fact,
老爸和Dahpne现在应该正在机场接他呢 Dad and Daphne should be picking him up at the airport right now.
我都不知道Freddie要来 I didn't know Freddie was coming.
那个 事实上算是临时决定的 Well, it was sort of last-minute, actually.
你记得我和昔日的大学教授Tewksbury博士 You know, you remember I had that reunion of sorts
在某种程度上算是重聚了一下 with my old college mentor, Dr. Tewksbury.
我由此做了许多灵魂上的探索 Well, it led to a lot of soul-searching.
他帮我意识到 He helped me to realise
我一直以事业为重 that I've been defining myself by my career,
是时候重新调整一下生活重心了 and it's time that I rearrange my priorities.
而我儿子则是重中之重 And my first priority is my son.
他现在多大了 12了吧 What is he now, 12?
- 不是 13了都 Roz - 哇 - No, 13, Roz. - Wow.
天啊 你知道吗 时间真是过得飞快啊 Gosh, you know, the years really have flown by.
我感觉自己错过了那么多 I feel like I've missed so much.
那你们爷俩打算一起干点啥 So, what are you guys gonna do?
哦 太多了 我打算带他去看场话剧 Oh, lots of things. I thought we'd go and see a play
也许再去参观下电脑展 and maybe take in the computer show.
他可喜欢了 然后 呃 He loved that. And, um...
再要一起读读<瓦尔登湖> Oh, I've decided we are going to read Walden together.
<瓦尔登湖>描绘了美国作家梭罗两年多独居湖畔的所见 所闻和所思 该书崇尚简朴生活 热爱大自然的风光
- 这假期过得 - 不 不 Roz 其实一直这么过的 - Some vacation. - No, no, Roz. It is, actually.
每年我们都会挑本书来边读边探讨 You see, every year, we pick a book to read and discuss.
算是 算是我俩联络感情的一种方式了 It's... It's been sort of a bonding thing between us.
天啊 你知道的 我不喜欢炫耀 And, gosh, you know, I hate to brag,
但是 Freddie真是个口才很好的小大人 but Freddie really is a very articulate young man.
想象力特别丰富 更别提多有幽默感了 He's very imaginative, not to mention what a great sense of humour he has.
哦 这让我想起来了 Frasier Oh, that reminds me, Frasier.
Alice今早说的话可有意思了 Alice said the cutest thing this morning.
小心啊 Roz 你可不想变成那种整天 Careful, Roz. You don't wanna turn into one of those mothers
谈论自己家孩子 惹人厌的妈妈 who bores everybody talking about her child.
第七关 穿上生化服 然后瞬移到酸液槽那 At level seven, grab the bio-suit and then teleport to the acid tank.
真的吗 Really?
嘿 爷爷 打开音乐电视 46台 Hey, Grandpa, put on MTV, channel 46.
好的 All right.
哦 妈呀 这是啥啊 Oh, jeez. What is this?
他们半裸着呢 这可不像话 They're half nude. That's just not right.
这个我都看过了 I saw this one already.
哦 你好啊 老爸 Oh, hello, Dad.
Freddie 哈哈 过来让老爸抱抱 Freddie. Ha, ha! Come give your dad a hug.
一会儿再打给你 I'll call you back.
天啊 见到你太好了 哦 Gosh, it's so good to see you. Oh!
那个 航班怎么样 Well, so how was your flight?
- 嗯 - 很好 很好 很好 - Eh. - Good, good, good.
整理完行李了吗 Did you get all your unpacking done?
- 是的 - 不错 - Yeah. - Great.
我一直盼着你来 Gosh, really... I've been really looking forward to seeing you.
咱俩一定会玩得很开心 你想先干什么 We're gonna have so much fun. What would you like to do first?
随便了 Whatever.
你好 嘿 Zack呀 Hello? Hey, Zack.
稍等 我找个方便说话的地方 Hang on, let me get some privacy.
那个 Well...
我期望的可不是这样的 That's certainly not the greeting I was expecting.
我还从没见过这样跳舞的呢 I've never seen such dancing.
你觉得他们穿的短裤是啥做的 What do you think those shorts are made of?
某种钢丝网 Some sort of steel mesh.
你这是看的什么鬼玩意儿 What the hell are you watching?
- Freddie看的节目 - 我的天啊 - It's Freddie's programme. - Good Lord.
他好像不太愿意来这儿 He doesn't seem very happy to be here.
跟我都没说几句话 He hardly said two words to me.
哦 太正常不过了 你是他爸 Oh, it's perfectly normal. You're his dad.
这个年龄段的孩子不愿意和老爸聊天 Kids that age don't wanna talk to their dad.
我可一直跟你说个没完 I never stopped talking to you.
是啊 伙计 I know, buddy.
- 晚上好 - 哦 嗨 Daph - Evening. - Oh, hi, Daph.
晚饭马上就好了 Niles一会儿过来 Dinner will be ready soon. Niles is joining us.
好的 好的 Good, good.
Daphne啊 Freddie在车里跟你说什么了吗 Say, Daphne, did Freddie say anything in the car?
没有啊 Not really.
我们听你节目来着 We put your show on the radio.
Roz可把那个来电者轰惨了 Heard Roz give that caller the business.
哦 是啊 Oh, yeah.
- 哦 我来开 - 好的 - Oh, I'll get that. - All right.
你也知道的 她连个爱人都没有 真可怜 You know, it's a pity she hasn't found someone to love.
我是说 孤老终身真是再悲惨不过了 I mean, what could be sadder than growing old alone?
哦 我没在说你 Crane医生 Yeah, I wasn't talking about you, Dr. Crane.
- 你还有你爸陪你到老呢 - 啊 没错 - You've got your father to grow old with. - Ah, yeah.
- Niles - 你好啊 - Niles. - Hello.
嗨 么么 Hi. Mwah.
嘿 Niles 咱俩没约一起打壁球吧 Hey, Niles, I didn't miss a squash date, did I?
没有 没有 我和俱乐部里的Jack Betcher一起打的 No, no, no, I was playing with Jack Betcher from the club.
把我给连击了 从今起 除了你我就不和别人打了 Pummelled me but good. From now on, I'll stick to playing you.
哦 好的 Oh, yes.
- Freddie人呢 我等不及要见他 - 哦 我去叫 - Where's Freddie? I can't wait to see him. - Oh, oh, I'll go and get him.
你每次锻炼完 闻起来都超有男人味 You always smell so masculine after you've finished exercising.
用了芒果猕猴桃沐浴露的关系 It's the mango-kiwi shower gel.
- 哦 你好啊 - 哦 你好 - Oh, hi there. - Oh, hello.
我叫Jack 刚送Niles回来 I'm Jack. I just dropped Niles off.
- Jack - 你把这个落我车上了 - Jack? - You left this in my car.
哦 谢啦 Jack 这位是Daphne 我女朋友 Oh, thank you. Jack, this is Daphne, my girlfriend.
你长得挺帅的啊你 You're a fine-looking one, aren't you?
- 不敢当 - 很谦虚 不错啊 - I don't know. - Modest, that's good.
- 没看你戴婚戒 你单身吗 - 没错 - I don't see a wedding ring. You single? - Yes.
- 想找 - 当然 - Looking? - Sure.
女朋友吗 For a woman?
没错 Right.
- 有工作吗 - 外科医生 - Employed? - A surgeon.
- 嗯 真不错 - 谢谢 - Mm. Impressive. - Thanks.
- 是啊 - 好的 - Yeah. - Okay.
那个 很高兴再次见到你 Jack 谢啦 再见 Well, it's good to see you again, Jack. Thanks, goodbye.
搞什么飞机 我觉得我要中风了 What's happening? I think I'm having some kind of stroke.
Roz很寂寞 所以我想给她介绍个男朋友 Roz is lonely so I thought I'd try and set her up with someone.
哦 Jack也许不错 Oh, maybe Jack.
- 终于转过来了 - 好的 我现在明白了 - Hmm, there's a thought. - Okay, I get it now .
- 我们来了 - 哦 你好啊 Freddie - Here we are. - Oh. Um, hello, Freddie.
嗨 Niles叔叔 Hi, Uncle Niles.
- Daphne 能让我俩单独待会儿吗 - 当然 - Daphne, would you give us a moment? - Sure.
Freddie 你刚才看到的 Freddie, about what you just saw...uh...
我知道你一直对Daphne有种特殊的感情 I know you've always had special feelings for Daphne.
有些事我需要告诉你 And there's something I need to tell you.
我早就知道你俩的事了 I already know about you guys.
哦 呃 Oh. Uh...
你不反对吧 And you're okay with that?
我小的时候喜欢过她 I liked her when I was a little kid.
我已经看开了 我是说 她都老掉渣了 I'm over it now. I mean, she's like 100.
她绝对没有 She most certainly is not.
- 我最后得到她 你超不爽才 - Niles - It just burns you up that I got her... - Niles.
你给咱俩倒点雪莉酒去吧 Why don't you get us both some sherry?
那个 Freddie 我为 Well, Freddie, you know, I...I've made
咱俩定制了好多绝妙的计划 some wonderful plans for our time together.
我都 我都选好了咱俩要读的书了 I've, I've already chosen the book we're going to read.
给你个提示 I'll give you a hint.
1854年出版 是一首献给自给自足的赞歌 Published in 1854, this paean to self-sufficiency
以超验主义的基石闻名于世 was known as the cornerstone of the transcendental movement.
超验主义兴起于十九世纪三十年代 主张人能超越感觉和理性而直接认识真理 强调直觉的重要性
哦 哦 哦 Oh, oh, oh!
好的 好的 Niles 下一个让你来答 Yes, yes, Niles. I'll let you get the next one.
- Freddie 有想法吗 - 没有 - Freddie, any thoughts? - No.
- Niles - 梭罗写的<瓦尔登湖> - Niles? - It's Walden by Henry David Thoreau.
亨利·戴维·梭罗 美国作家 哲学家 超验主义代表人物 也是一位废奴主义及自然主义者
没错 Of course it is.
"最接近骨头地方的生命最甜蜜" "It is life near the bone where it is sweetest."
<瓦尔登湖>有许多译本 本集引用的是上海译文出版社徐迟先生的译本 下同
是个值得讨论的好话题 对吧 Should be the source of much lively discussion, wouldn't you say?
不知道 I don't know.
你还是跟Niles叔叔讨论讨论吧 Why don't you just talk about it with Uncle Niles?
Niles Niles?
哦 也行啊 如果你这希望如此的话 Well, yes, if that's what you'd like.
我俩就一起讨论 We'll discuss it together.
"如果汽笛啸叫了 "If the engine whistles,
让它叫得沙哑吧" let it whistle till it is hoarse for its pain."
哦 闭嘴吧 Niles Oh, shut up, Niles.
嘿 电脑博览会怎么样啊 Hey, how was the computer expo?
还行 Okay.
Freddie 你来给爷爷讲讲新的虚拟现实 Say, Freddie, why don't you tell Grandpa about the new virtual reality...?
这就不搭理我了 And he's gone.
- 你俩玩得开心吗 - 哦 开心死了 - So did you have fun? - Oh, yeah. It was a blast.
他一直想摆脱掉我 He spent the entire time trying to ditch me.
你知道吗 You know...
我一年也只能见Freddie几次 I only get to see Freddie a few times a year.
通常 我们都充分利用 Usually, we make the most of it.
现在呢 他就只想玩他的破电脑游戏 Now all he wants to do is play that damn computer game.
那个 你懂的 Fras Well, you know, Fras,
你在他那个年龄也一样 he's not much different than you were at that age.
只不过你那时 不是掉进游戏和电子设备中 Except instead of video screens and electronics,
而是一头埋进书堆里 you always had your head in books.
- 那可完全不同 老爸 - 不 没什么不同 - That's entirely different, Dad. - No, it isn't.
我们都说不动你 We couldn't get you to do anything.
我记得你读那本<瓦尔登湖>时 You know, I remember when you read that Walden book.
咱全家正一起野营呢 It was on the family camping trip.
那又怎样 野营最适合读有关自然的书了 So? Well, what better time to read about nature?
喔 说的不就是这个吗 Well, that's just it.
你在小木屋里读有关自然的书时 While you were in the cabin reading about it,
我们正在外面享受自然呢 we were outside enjoying it.
你宁愿在纸上读 也不愿亲自感受一下 You'd rather read about something than experience it firsthand.
你知道吗 我的教授也特意强调了这点呢 You know, my mentor remarked on that very thing.
Freddie Freddie.
Freddie 我刚做了个决定 咱们一起去森林 Freddie, I've made a decision. We are going to the woods.
- 为啥啊 - 咱们要去野营 - What for? - We are going camping.
- 这对咱俩都有好处 - 但我不想去啊 - It'll be good for the both of us. - But I don't want to.
不想去也得去 会很有意思的 Too bad. It'll be fun.
父子俩应该一起做点有意思的事 Fathers and sons should do fun things together.
你和爷爷都不一起做有意思的事啊 You and Grandpa don't do fun things together.
嘿 别把我扯进来 Hey, leave me out of this.
所以他也得一起去 That's why he's coming along as well.
没电视 There will be no TV,
没电子设备 没任何东西会分散注意力 there will be no electronics. There will be no distractions.
只有Crane家三代人 Just three generations of Cranes
在火上野炊 在星光下露宿 cooking over a fire and sleeping under the stars.
破晓就出发 We leave at daybreak.
干得漂亮 Freddie Good work, Freddie.
哦 这可真是世外桃源 Oh! What an idyllic spot.
我已经开始觉得自己像梭罗了 I'm already beginning to feel like Thoreau.
咱们不能在这过夜 这地方太烂了 We can't sleep here. This place bites.
才不烂呢 It does not bite.
"有一座最好的好住所 "It is shelter, as good as the best,
来满足他们的粗陋而简单的需要" and sufficient for its coarser and simpler wants."
是你在说话 还是<瓦尔登在哪里>里面的那个主角 Is that you talking or that guy from Where's Walden?
<瓦尔登在哪里>音近<沃尔多在哪里> 后者是非常有名的儿童书籍
太好笑了 Freddie Good one, Freddie.
哈 哈 哈 没错 知道吗 Ha ha ha ha. Yes, you know,
你们祖孙俩也许会想永久记录下 the two of you may want to immortalise
这句善意的讥诮 this good-natured raillery
就用我给你们买的这两个本子吧 in these journals that I bought for you.
谢了 但是我可不知道要写点啥 Thanks, but I wouldn't know what to write.
老爸呀 你就记下自己的经历就行 Well, Dad, you simply write down your experiences.
我得去趟卫生间 I have to go to the bathroom.
Freddie 我 我没看见这有卫生间 Freddie, I...I don't see a bathroom.
你们周围有5万英亩的卫生间呢 You're surrounded by 50,000 acres of it.
哈 哈 真够古雅质朴的啊 Ha-ha-ho! How quaintly rustic.
没错 Frederick 选棵树下尿一圈 它就是你的了 Yes, Frederick, just pick a tree and make it your own.
那么 老爸 我觉得咱晚些时候可以做点活动 So, Dad, I thought we might do an activity later.
- 什么活动 - 哦 我也没想好 - What kind of activity? - Oh, I don't know.
可以做树叶标本 或者削一个鸟笛 Maybe press some leaves or... or whittle a birdcall
看看咱们能不能往窗台这儿引来些雀鸟 and see if we can lure some finches to our sill.
悠着点啊 还得给明天留点事儿做呢 Take it easy now, we wanna save something for tomorrow.
老爸 你就不能支持支持我 Dad, could you please be a little more supportive?
我倒是想 我以前试了多少次想拉你来野营 Well, I'd like to, but I tried to get you to come camping a million times
你却非等到NBA季后赛才来 and you had to wait till playoffs were on.
老爸 你全年都能看到季后赛 Dad, you can watch the playoffs all year.
NBA季后赛只有每年的4月到6月
旁边营地的孩子弄了个绳索秋千 The kids at the next campsite built a rope swing.
- 我能去吗 - 没啥不能的 - Can I go over? - Don't see why not.
谢了 Thanks.
- 刚才是搞什么鬼 - 就是个绳索秋千而已 - What the hell was that? - It's just a rope swing.
等他看咱在太阳底下晒干树叶时 Wait till he sees us drying leaves in the sun.
他得屁颠地来 He'll come running.
你知道吗 我马上要受不了你的挖苦了 You know, I'm just about fed up with your sarcasm.
我正努力联络父子感情 你就不能边儿凉快去 I'm trying to do some father-son bonding here. So will you just butt out?
你猜怎么着 我刚想好要写点啥了 You know what? I just thought of something to write in this thing.
刚是有个医生在这吗
时机不妙啊 我头发都压扁了 This is a bad idea. My hair's flat.
头发压扁时约会就没好儿 Never have a good date when my hair is flat.
要是完事后压扁了 那约会挺成功 If it's flat after, that's a good date.
- 你头发没压扁 Roz 蓬得刚刚好 - 哦 - Your hair's not flat, Roz. It's delightfully frizzy. - Oh.
- 你好 - 嗨 - Hello. - Hi.
嘿 Jack 请进 你还记得Daphne吧 Hey, Jack, come in. You remember Daphne.
- 是的 - 这位是Roz - Yes. - This is Roz.
- 嗨 Jack - 嗨 - Hi, Jack. - Hi.
那么 嗯 你们两位要去哪共进晚餐啊 So, uh, where are you two going for dinner?
我俩可能去尝尝绿廊餐厅吧 I thought we'd try the Pergola.
那的花园露天茶座不错 They have a garden patio.
除非你想在室内用餐 我不希望你冻着 Unless you'd rather eat inside. I don't want you to get cold.
哦 你不必担心 Oh, don't you worry about that.
过来 Roz 我有几条披肩 Come on, Roz, I have a couple of wraps.
可以借条给你 You can borrow one.
- 你觉得怎么样 - 她挺漂亮的 - What do you think? - She's pretty.
你猜怎么着 我得在出发前先问问我工作的医院 You know, I should check my service before we go.
- 好的 需要我给你倒点红酒吗 - 好的 - Okay. Can I pour you some wine? - Sure.
我是Betcher医生 It's Dr. Betcher.
真的吗 那个 不是Unger医生值班吗 Really? Well, isn't Dr. Unger on call?
我现在有点忙呢 I'm kind of busy right now.
好吧 我这就去 All right, I'm on my way.
我的一位病人术后出了点情况 There's an emergency with one of my post-op patients.
- 请帮我向Roz致歉 - 没问题 - Please tell Roz I'm really sorry. - Of course.
- 谢了 Niles - 没事 祝你好运 - Thanks, Niles. - Yeah, good luck.
我们需要些男性建议 We need a man's opinion.
是天鹅绒边的好 还是彩色的好 The velvet trim or the multicoloured?
- Jack人呢 - 他走了 - Where's Jack? - He left.
- 他走了 - 出了紧急情况 - He left? - It was an emergency.
什么紧急情况 What kind of an emergency?
他见了我 觉得是恐龙 这样的紧急情况吗 Like he saw me and thought I was a dog emergency?
- 不 不 不是 他说了你很漂亮 - 没别的 - No, no, no. He said you were pretty. - That's it?
那个 你一离开房间他就跑了 Well, he flew out of here as soon as you left the room.
哦 天啊 他就是不想约会 Oh, God, he was just trying to get out of this date.
- 我被甩了 - 哦 我肯定你没被甩 - I've been dumped. - Oh, I'm sure you weren't dumped.
医院传呼他 对吧 Niles He was paged, right, Niles?
哦 没错 老套的假装传呼套路 Oh, yeah, the old fake page routine.
不 不 才不是呢 其实是他打过去的 No, no, no, not even. He actually called in.
- 我得走了 - 我们很理解 你想一个人静静 - I should go. - We understand, you wanna be alone.
别啊 Roz 我不同意 你得和我们待一起 No, Roz, I won't hear of it. You'll stay right here with us.
哦 我不想招人烦 你俩都计划好二人世界了 Oh, I don't wanna be a pain. You guys have a big evening planned.
Roz 你太懂事了 Roz, you are so considerate.
我们什么时候都能二人世界 你得留下来吃晚餐 We can have an evening any old time. You'll stay for dinner.
- 好吧 - 我来吧 - All right. - Allow me.
那个 咱们吃什么 我可不喜欢吃鱼 Well, what are we having? 'Cause I don't like fish.
哦 Freddie 你可算回来了 谢天谢地 Oh, Freddie, there you are. Thank goodness.
我能和这些伙伴一起吃吗 他们晚上吃牛肉汉堡 Can I have dinner with these guys? They're having sloppy joes.
我很抱歉 但是Frederick I'm sorry, but Frederick
今晚得和他的家人一起用餐 is going to be having dinner with his family this evening.
拜托 老爸 Come on, Dad.
没事 晚些时候过来吧 我们做果塔饼干 That's okay. Come by later. We're making S'mores.
好的 再说吧 好了 年轻人 都走吧 Yes, we'll see. All right, now off you go, young people.
快坐下 Frederick 吃饭 Just sit down, Frederick, and eat your meal.
- 玩得开心吗 - 算是吧 - Have a good time? - I guess.
你们都玩什么了 What'd you do?
玩了会儿飞盘 We played some Frisbee.
太多树挡道 挺闹心的 Sucked with all those trees in the way.
是啊 也许有天人类文明会砍光所有的树 Yes, well, perhaps one day civilisation will cut down all those trees
铲平这片广袤的原野 and pave over this grand wilderness.
那时你们就能毫无阻碍地玩飞盘了 Then you and your friends can play Frisbee without constraint.
那怎么样 How would that be?
我不知道 I don't know.
我吃饱了 能走了吗 I'm done. Can I go now?
- 不行 - 为啥不行啊 - No. - Why not?
因为这是你第一次野营 Because this is your first camping trip
咱们必须一起好好享受 and we're gonna have to enjoy it together.
这不是我第一次野营 This isn't my first camping trip.
- 你从没告诉过我 - 我没告诉过你的事儿多了 - You never told me that. - I don't tell you a lot of things.
哦 我明白了 Oh. I see.
好吧 你可以走了 Well, you may go.
那么 So...
他以前野营过 he's been camping before.
野营非但没成为我俩间的特别回忆 Instead of this being something special between us,
反而成了又一件我错过的事 it's just another thing I've missed out on.
这次旅行从开始就不顺当 This trip was a bust from the get-go.
咱们破晓回程 We leave at daybreak.
你对破晓这词有什么特殊情结 What's with you and daybreak?
我要去看看那些孩子的爷爷有没有啤酒 I'm gonna see if those kids have a generous grandpa with a six-pack.
坐下 Sit.
他的嘴里怎么一股意式香肠味
我曾经约会过一个超级毛手毛脚的家伙 I once dated a guy who was so grabby,
车还开着 我就不得不跳了下去 I jumped out of his car while it was still moving.
我跟没跟你说过一个叫Nick的混蛋 Did I ever tell you about this jerk named Nick?
我也处过个Nick I dated a Nick.
我的Nick名字以不发音的G开头 My Nick had a silent G at the beginning of his name.
他是个越南人 He was Vietnamese.
这会是谁啊 I wonder who this could be.
哦 真是出乎意料 Oh, what an incredible surprise.
是Hans Hans 请进 It's Hans. Hans, come in.
Roz Daphne 这位是Hans Roz, Daphne, this is Hans.
他是位医生 跟我住一栋楼 He's a doctor from my building.
见到你很高兴 Nice to meet you.
你好 Hans 什么风把你吹来了 Hello, Hans. What brings you by?
我是Frasier的朋友 I'm a friend of Frasier.
呃 我刚在楼下 所以上来看看他在不在 Uh, I was downstairs, so I thought I'd pop by, see if he was in.
- 那个 他不在 - 你可以留下来喝一杯 - Yeah, well, he's not. - But still you could stay for a drink.
你过来 坐Roz旁边吧 Why don't come here? Sit next to Roz.
Niles 帮我给大家弄些喝的吧 Niles, help me fix those drinks, will you?
好的 亲爱的 Yes, dear.
医生个头 那家伙是在熟食店工作的傻瓜Ted Doctor my eye. That's Ted, the moron from the deli.
- 你确定吗 - 哦 别装了 - Are you sure? - Oh, stop it.
你是为了Roz才把他叫来的 You invited him over here for Roz.
她可没心情被糊弄 Well, she's in no mood to be trifled with.
- 我也一样 - 我很抱歉 我只想帮忙而已 - Neither am I. - I'm sorry. I was trying to help.
哦 如果你想帮忙 就把他弄走 Yeah, well, if you want to help, get rid of him.
爱你哦 Love you.
你能相信吗 Daphne Can you believe this, Daphne?
Roz 我太抱歉了 今晚真是糟透了 Roz, I am so sorry. This evening's been a disaster.
不 我想说的是 已经出现转机了 No, I mean, things are looking up.
Hans和我真的很投缘 Hans and I are really hitting it off.
你这儿有薄荷吗 Do you have any mints in here?
- 看看橱柜里 - 谢了 - Try the cupboards. - Thanks.
我真的觉得和Hans很有发展 I have a really good feeling about Hans.
他超幽默 He's very funny.
他刚才还说自己是"脑病学"主治医生呢 He just told me he was chief doctor of Brainiactrics.
- 他去哪了 - 我把他解雇了 他走了 - Where did he go? - I gave him the boot. He's gone.
- 谁走了 - Hans 他有点急事 - Who's gone? - Hans. He had an emergency.
- 哦 这是在逗我呢吧 - 哦 Roz 他 - Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. - Oh, Roz...he
我以为这个看上我了呢 I thought this one liked me.
天啊 我一晚上都吓跑俩医生了 Man, I've driven away two doctors in one night.
不 Hans是熟食店的切肉工 No, Hans is just the...the meat slicer from the deli.
说这个是为了让我好受不成 And that's supposed to make me feel better?
哦 天啊 我只想忘了今晚 Oh, God, I just wanna put this whole night behind me.
不怪你会这么想 I don't blame you one bit.
我相信明早会好起来的 I'm sure it will all look better in the morning.
我真心这么希望 I sure hope so.
你俩一晚上没少听我唠叨 You two have listened to enough of my problems for one night.
哦 看啊 <泰坦尼克号>开演了 Oh, look, Titanic just started.
当你深夜听到有人挠你家窗户 When you hear that scratching at your window late at night,
别忘了那对年轻爱侣和叉子手哦 remember that young couple and Fork Hand.
噢 Aw...
哦 拜托 这多吓人啊 Oh, come on, that's scary stuff.
我去年夏天给Duke讲这个故事 I told that to Duke last summer
吓得他把睡袋都尿了 and he wet his sleeping bag.
等等 这不就是Duke的睡袋吗 Wait a minute. Isn't this Duke's sleeping bag?
- 现在吓着你了吧 - 哈哈 - Now you're scared. - Ha-ha.
哦 天啊 老爸 Oh, gosh, Dad.
我很抱歉之前冲你发火 I'm sorry I snapped at you earlier.
我猜我只是 You know, I guess I was just
希望这次旅行能让我和Frederick拥有 hoping this trip might give me and Frederick
某种 我也说不清 美好时光吧 some sort of, I don't know, golden moment.
- 我猜我只是有些失望吧 - 我理解 - I guess I'm just disappointed. - I know.
但是你知道吗 But you know,
如果有个电视的话就不会有这些破事了 none of this would be happening if we had a TV.
电视让大伙相处融洽 TV makes everyone get along.
- 哦 嘿 伙计 - 嗨 Fred - Oh, hey, buddy. - Hi, Fred.
- 那个 我要出去走走 - 好的 - Well, I'll just take a little walk. - All right.
- 待会见 老爸 - 好的 - See you in a bit, Dad. - All right.
Frederick 咱们早上就返程 Frederick, we're gonna be leaving in the morning.
但是 我不想走 But I don't wanna go.
不想走吗 我以为你都想死你的游戏机了呢 No? I thought you'd be dying to get back to your Game Boy.
那个 没错 但是我有约了 Well, yeah, but I kind of made plans.
哦 真的吗 和谁啊 Oh, really? With who?
- 没谁 - 哦 那你就是没约啊 - Nobody. - Oh, then, you don't have plans.
咱们就九点左右出发 We leave at... Nine-ish.
好吧 我和Melody有约 Okay, fine. I have plans with Melody.
- 那个果塔饼干女孩 - 没错 - The S'mores girl? - Yeah.
她挺可爱的 She's cute.
她是拉拉队长 She's a cheerleader.
吼吼 Ho-ho!
我记得我年少时的一个拉拉队长 I remember a particular cheerleader from my youth.
Lorna 她是个美丽的小姑娘 Lorna. She was a beautiful girl.
事实上 我被她给震摄住了 In fact, I was so intimidated by her,
从来没敢接近她 I...I could never even work up the courage to approach her.
- 老爸 - 奶奶的 - Dad. - Damn it.
我吻了她 I kissed her.
哦 Oh.
就是说啊 还是她的初吻呢 I know. It was her first time.
也是我的初吻 It was my first time too.
我懂了 I see.
别告诉妈妈 行吗 Don't tell Mom about this, okay?
她会问些蠢问题的 She'd ask all kinds of stupid questions.
别担心 儿子 你知我知 Don't worry, son. It's just between you and me.
你知道吗 我觉得睡前我要写点东西 You know, I think I'll write for a while before bed.
哦 你看过爷爷写的这些有关你的东西了吗 Whoa. Did you see the stuff that Grandpa wrote about you?
给我拿来 Give me that.