从前, 有个住在沙漠里的男孩 Once upon a time, there was a boy who lived in the desert
渴望有一天出去大冒险 and longed to go on a big adventure one day.
于是他去了 So he did.
怎么了, 儿子? What up, son?
男孩从此开心地生活了一小段时间 And the boy lived happily ever after for a little while.
因为后来来了一些新坏蛋, 有点像旧坏蛋 Because then, some new bad guys, kind of like the old bad guys, came along.
这个男孩现在是一个长胡子老人 The boy, who was now a bearded old man,
他逃到海洋中间的一块大石头上 ran off to a big rock in the middle of the ocean,
以为所有人都会忘记他 where he thought everyone would forget about him.
但所有人都没忘 But nobody did.
找到卢克·天行者 Find Luke Skywalker.
好人派了一个非常特殊的女孩去这块大石头 A good guy sent a very special girl to the big rock
请求长胡子老人跟她回去 to ask the bearded old man to come back with her
帮助好人. - 你好, 我是蕾伊 and help the good guys. - Hi, I'm Rey.
但他不想回去 But he didn't want to do that.
天哪 Oh, man.
同时, 一个不想当冲锋队员的冲锋队员 Meanwhile, a stormtrooper who didn't want
与一个机械师和一个机器球 to be a stormtrooper went off with a mechanic
出发去阻止坏蛋 and a robot ball to stop the bad guys
找到好人 from finding the good guys.
结果他们不得不骑着大狗骆驼逃命 But they got chased on giant dog camels.
最后, 长胡子老人决定 Finally, the bearded old man decided
向这个非常特殊的女孩 to teach the very special girl
传授他所知道的所有酷炫技能 all the cool stuff he knew.
但却发现她在与一个坏脾气的坏蛋 But then he found out she was making the secret mind phone
打秘密的心灵电话 calls with the moody bad guy.
- 你好, 蕾伊. - 你好, 凯洛·伦 - Hey, Rey. - Hi, Kylo Ren.
嘿! Hey!
老人很生她的气, 要她走 He got mad at her and told her to leave.
所以她走了 So she left.
所有人在一艘超超 Everyone all wound up together on a super,
超大的坏蛋飞船上齐聚 super, super big bad guy ship.
坏脾气的坏蛋抓住非常特殊的女孩 The moody bad guy caught the very special girl
带她去见他老板. - 好棒 and brought her to his boss. - Awesome.
老板要坏脾气的坏蛋 The boss told the moody bad guy
伤害非常特殊的女孩 to hurt the very special girl.
但坏脾气的坏蛋不想这么做 But the moody bad guy didn't want to do that.
- 抱歉. - 不! - Sorry. - No!
他们一起对抗几名红衣坏蛋 They fought together against some red bad guys.
还赢了! And they won!
然后坏脾气的坏蛋对非常特殊的女孩很生气 Then the moody bad guy got mad at the very special girl
因为她没有像他一样变坏 because she wouldn't become bad like him.
机械师和 The mechanic and the stormtrooper
不想当冲锋队员的冲锋队员 who didn't want to be a stormtrooper
陷入了大麻烦 got in big trouble.
但随后, 机器球救了他们 But then, they got rescued by the robot ball.
好人们逃到一颗行星上 The good guys got away to a planet
那里的地表是白的, 但尘土是红的 where the ground was white, but the dirt was red for no reason
仅仅因为这样超酷 except for it was super cool.
对好人来说, 情况不妙 Things looked bad for the good guys.
但长胡子老人在最后一刻现身 But then, the bearded old man showed up at the last minute
还剃了头发? with a haircut?
想我吗? Missed me?
坏脾气的坏蛋打败了长胡子老人 The moody bad guy defeated the bearded old man.
搞定 Gotcha.
这为非常特殊的女孩争取了 And that gave the very special girl time
举一些特大石头的时间 to lift some really big rocks.
也让还在附近的好人撤离 And the good guys that were still around escaped to a place
使他们能重整, 重建, 和准备 where they could regroup, rebuild, and get ready
下一次疯狂的冒险 for their next crazy adventure.
完 The end.