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“我们在船上,贱人!” 汉普顿斯09年三角洲基金休闲馆
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佳维世纪弱电作品 骆驼倾情奉献 仅供学习交流 From：JiaWei century weak electronic system and camel
早安,西西里奥! Buenos dias, Cecelio!
先生,你们的广告上说: “不良信贷,没问题” Sir, I'm just saying, your ad says, "Bad credit, no problem."
你能给我说说什么 叫“没问题”吗? So can you define "no problem"?
我没拿到这笔贷款 就是个问题 Because me not getting this loan is a problem.
对不起,所以我才叫你... I'm sorry. That's why I'm asking you to...
- 对不起,爸爸 - 没关系,就是有点恶心 - Sorry, Daddy. - That's okay, but that's just nasty.
不,不是说你,先生 No, no, no. Not you, sir.
出售中 好学区! 好,听我说:如果万事具备只欠三万美金 我该如何呢? Listen to this. What if I have everything I need except the $30,000?
保持冷静?先生,先生,能否...? Keep calm? Sir. Sir. Can you...?
女士,好的,我听不出来 Ma'am. Okay. I couldn't tell.
你难道不该是掠夺放款人吗? 快来吞噬我吧! Aren't you supposed to be a predatory lender? Then prey on me!
好吗?你是威猛的狮子 我是羸弱的小羚羊 Okay? You're a lion, I'm a gazelle.
好,我告诉你 我这就把女儿叫过来听电话... Okay, fine. Fine. Do you know what? I'm putting my daughter on the phone.
你来跟她解释一下她为何要去 上这么一所遍布犯罪少年的... Explain to her why she has to go to school in a gangbanger school district...
杀害孩子的学校,杀害! where they're murdering kids. Murdering!
来吧,你告诉她 Here, you tell her.
嘿,宝贝,按我教你的做 Hey, baby, do what I showed you.
- 你为什么要让我去找死? - 不 - Why do you want me to get murdered? - No.
杀害,你为什么要让我去找死? IN WHINY VOICE "Murdered. Why do you want me to get murdered?"
他们挂了 They hung up.
宝贝,因为你没按照我教你的来 IN NORMAL VOICE Because you're not doing what I told you to.
- 你有病 - 我没病,这叫孤注一掷 - You are sick. - I'm not sick. It's called desperate.
宝贝,我们只要省吃俭用就好 Baby, all we have to do is keep saving.
我需要一些关怀 能抱我一下吗? I just need some love. Can you just hug me?
亲我一下好吗? Just kiss me?
- 好点吗? - 气氛好奇怪 - RITA: Any better? - Awkward.
过来,拿上你的果汁和书包 Come on. Get your juice, and your book bag.
我告诉过你要击中靶心 I told you to hit the bull's-eye.
哭一下有多难,玛凯拉? How hard is it to cry, Makayla?
“杀害,杀害” IN WHINY VOICE "Murder. Murder."
中南部下城
- 当心 - 闪开,老头儿 - DARNELL: Watch out. - BOY: Move, old man.
那是大麻吗? Is that weed?
嘿,要注意安全,听到没? Hey, I want you to be safe, okay?
听我说,听我说 你不会永远都待在这所学校的 Listen to me. Listen to me. You're not gonna be at this school forever.
爸爸已经在想办法了,我爱你 Daddy's working on it. I love you.
- 我也爱你 - 好了 - I love you too. - DARNELL: All right.
- 别担心 - 不担心有点难,你是我女儿啊 - MAKAYLA: Don't worry. - Kind of hard not to worry. You're my daughter.
- 快走吧,宝贝 - 嘿,当心! - Come on, dear. - Hey, watch it!
只是时间问题 Matter of time. Matter of time.
- 我要踢了,詹姆斯! - 好 - I kick, James! - Yeah.
闪开! Move!
旋风腿! JAOA SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
- 嘿,宝贝! - 亲爱的,看看这个 - Hey, babe! - Watch this, honey.
看这个 Watch this.
看那踢腿! Whoo! Look at that kick!
干得漂亮,詹姆斯! Good job, James!
漂亮,我们今天都很刻苦 Good job, guys. We're all working hard today. Mm.
我高大威猛的未婚夫 你在那儿看起来相当棒 ALISSA: You looked good out there, my big strong fiancé.
乔安说我应该专注在 把自己的力量带到这个世界 Jaoa says I need to focus on bringing my power into the world.
妈的! Fuck!
也许我能帮上忙 Maybe I can help.
你... You...
真是个大好人,詹姆斯·金 are a great man, James King.
在新房子里找上我 Do me on the new house.
ALISSA MOANING
它变大了吗? Did it get bigger?
是的,宝贝 Yeah, it did, baby.
它是阴茎之王,是你的权杖 It's the dick of a king. It's your scepter.
- 不是 - 是 - No. - Yeah.
- 不是 - 是
不是,我是指房子 No, I mean the house.
詹姆斯,国王需要他的城堡 The king needs his castle, James.
一万平方英尺 Ten thousand square feet.
七个卧室 Seven bedrooms.
两个厨房 Two kitchens.
无限大的泳池 WHISPERS Infinity pool.
那是客房中的客房? Is that a guesthouse for the guesthouse?
以防客人又带客人来 IN NORMAL VOICE Well, in case our guests have guests.
你的朋友那么多,宝贝 And you have so many friends, baby.
是不是,香饽饽先生? Don't you, Mr. Popular?
太给力了 So powerful.
你不觉得这房子太大了吗? So you don't think it's too much house, do you?
詹姆斯,你是认真的? James, seriously?
你真要在这房子里居家过日子吗? I mean, you wanna raise a family in this house?
- 是的 - 在这... - Well, yes. - In this...
房子里? house?
不! No!
不,这房子就是个鬼地方! No, this house is a shithole!
瞧... Look...
有人欢喜有人愁,詹姆斯 there's winners and there's losers, James.
正是这推动着国家 It's what drives this country.
对吗?人们盯着你的所有... All right? People look at what you have...
想据为己有 and they want it.
他们想要你的豪宅 They want your huge house.
他们想要... And they want...
你那热辣的,热辣的... your hot, hot...
- 妻子 - 那么火辣 - wife. - So hot.
- 谁是王? - 我是 - Who's the king? - I am.
你是王? 你今天能挣多少钱? Are you the king? How much money you gonna make today?
- 足够噎死一个婴孩 - 没错 - Enough to choke a baby. - That's right.
- 是啊,你是赢家吗? - 没错,我是 - Yeah, are you a winner? - Yes, I'm a winner.
- 这是谁的奶子? - 我的 - Whose tits are these? - They're my tits.
这些是王的乳头! These are the king's tits!
- 王的乳头 - 没错 - The king's titties. - That's right.
- 这是王的弟弟吗? - 尺寸中等偏上呢 - Is it a king's dick? - It's slightly above average.
是吗?你得表明立场,詹姆斯 Yeah? You gotta stake your claim, James.
没错!你要表明立场! Yes! You gotta stake it!
表明我的立场 Stake my claim.
噢,来啊,宝贝 像亿万富翁一样挺我吧! ALISSA: Oh, come on, baby. Do me like a billionaire!
主演:威尔·法瑞尔 你,就是你,戴上那顶帽子 You. You, right there, with the hat.
凯文·哈特
片名：狱前教育
提普·哈里斯
爱丽森·布里
*我不屑一顾 MOUTHING I don't care
威尔索普基金管理
赚美元
偶是神
嘿,老板,你收到我的短信了吗? Hey, boss man, did you get that text?
我昨天给你发了一个短信 I sent you a text yesterday.
大惊喜! Surprise!
老板在这儿呢 The boss is here.
或许我们该表现得 像有工作要做 Maybe it's time that we act like we got work to do.
我们有四十部汽车 在这里有八小时! We got 40 cars and we got eight hours of the air down here!
詹姆斯·金,威尔索普基金管理 James King, Wealthrop Funds.
从我委托人账户转一亿过去 Transfer 100 million from my client accounts.
我想买布莱德威化学的盘 直到七点五 I'd like to put a buy order on Bradway Chemical, up to 7.50.
我对精煤把握不错 I've got a good feeling about clean coal.
迈克,清洁一下车顶 Clean the roofs, Mike.
好莱坞豪华泡泡洗车中心 你不觉得大家能看到那些吗? 我雇你是要做一件事 You don't think people can see those? I hired you to do one thing.
就是因为你高高哒 That's be tall.
不错,好样的 All right, great job.
嘿,詹姆斯,很精彩啊 Hey there, Jamesy, that was quite a ride, man.
股市收盘 就像二零一二年第三季度一样 That was like third quarter 2012.
- 看你工作真是享受啊,先生 - 谢谢你,利奥 - It's a real pleasure to watch you work, sir. - Thanks, Leo.
嗯,怎么样,你知道我的名字! Yeah. How about that, you knew my name!
我很喜欢 I love it.
导演:伊坦·柯亨 我撤回一些天然气,继续跟进煤矿 So I shorted gas and went long on coal.
收益不容乐观,不过... It wasn't quite the return I was hoping for, but...
詹姆斯 James.
你今天为我的公司 赚了两千八百万美元 You made my company $28 million today.
我想提早送你一份 结婚礼物来庆祝一下... Now, to celebrate, I would like to give you an early wedding present...
合作伙伴 - partner. - Ah.
先生,谢谢你 Sir, thank you.
盖尔,我们单独聊一下 Gayle, a minute.
詹姆斯,就在此刻 你跨过那道门槛... James, this is the moment when you cross that threshold...
加入了美国的社会名流 and join America's most elite.
你渴望的一切,想得到的一切都是你的了 Anything you desire, anything you want is yours.
我准备好了 I'm ready for it.
我在佛得角买了一块岛 You know, I bought an island in Cape Verde.
一整块岛 An entire island.
你也可以的 You can too.
我很愿意,我们可以做岛邻 I would love to. We could be island neighbors.
你可以游过来 借一杯黄金 You could swim over and borrow a cup of gold.
好 Yeah.
想想这一切都始于此 You know, and to think it all started with this.
我还留着那台电脑呢 I still have that computer.
它提醒着我卑微的出身 It reminds me of my humble beginnings.
我如何一手创办了这个公司 How I built this company with my own two hands.
当时只有我,那台电脑... Just me, that computer...
以及从我爸爸那里 贷来的八百万美元 and an $8 million loan from my father.
你确实完全靠自己 You really did it all on your own.
非常励志,先生 Very inspiring, sir.
现在听着,不许再说 “先生”这类废话 Now, listen, I want you to drop this "sir" nonsense.
看在老天的份上,你要娶我的女儿 You are marrying my daughter, for Pete's sake.
我希望你叫我“爸爸” I want you to call me "Dad."
真的吗?爸爸? Really? Dad?
感觉很不错 That feels very good.
我的亲生爸爸从没有时间陪我 My real father never had time for me.
他送我去伦敦的寄宿学校跟默多克和本·拉登 两个家族呆在一起 He shipped me off to boarding school in London with the Murdochs and the bin Ladens.
当然了,那是以前... Of course, that was before...
我们知道他们踢假球 但不知道... I mean, we knew they cheated in soccer, but, had no idea...
其实... you know...
可如果我能选择一个爸爸... But if I could choose a dad...
嘿,我跟你说 你们现在是一家人,孩子 Hey, you know something, you're family now, kid.
好啦 Okay, then.
好了 Oh, boy.
混账东西 Motherfucker.
金先生 - Mr. King. - Aah! Aah!
尽情拿你想要的东西吧! Take whatever you want!
- 请! - 噢,风帽让你误会了 - Please! - It's the hood.
- 嘿!是达内尔 - 救命! - Hey! It's Darnell. - Help!
- 救命! - 住手,金先生,不要! - Help! Help! - Stop! Mr. King. No!
- 噢,亲爱的上帝,救命啊! - 住手!你太荒唐了! - Oh, dear Lord. Someone help me! - Stop it! You're being ridiculous!
停!看看我 Stop! Look at me.
是我啊 It's me.
你的钥匙给你! I got your keys!
没错!我看见你了 Yes! I see you.
抱歉,我不是有意要吓你 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
给你 - Here you go. - Oh.
- 对不起 - 谢谢 - I'm sorry. - Thank you.
如你所知,如果你是白人 我也会做同样的事情 And, uh, just so you know, I would have done the same thing if you were white.
幸好知道了 That's good to know.
嘿,金先生 Hey, Mr. King.
你既然在这儿了,我就想... 我想跟你说上一会儿话 While I got you out here, I just wanna... I just wanna talk to you for a second.
到目前为止,我为你 洗车已达两年之久... I've been washing your car for two years now...
我能看出来你是那类 喜欢最上等东西的人 and I can tell you're the type of man who likes the best of everything.
因此,作为好莱坞豪华泡泡的 老板和首席执行官... So as owner and CEO of Hollywood Luxury Bubbles...
我想给您一张 价值三万美金的... I wanted to offer you an exclusive platinum lifetime wash card...
独家白金终身洗车卡 for $30,000.
在你开口之前... Now, before you say anything...
先想想这笔投资会给你 节省的金钱数额 think about the type of money that you'll save with this investment.
实际上,金钱的时间价值是... Well, actually the time value of money is such that...
如果我把同等金额的钱财 投放到我自己的基金... if I were to put that same amount in my own fund...
长达二十三年之久 我已经至少收获了三百万 in 23 years' time, I'd have in excess of $3 million.
哇,没错 Wow. Yeah.
根据那样的回报率,我可以每次 在车脏了的时候再买一部新车 With that rate of return, I could buy a new car every time it gets dirty.
- 这不是很令人深刻吗? - 太让人吃惊了,金先生 - Isn't that impressive? - Amazing, Mr. King.
你知道的,我走到今天的位置... That's the magic of compounded interest.
不是别人救济的 You see, I didn't get to where I am today by asking for handouts.
而是通过努力工作 But by hard work.
今天,那样的努力工作 终于得到了回报... And today, that hard work paid off...
而我刚刚被提升为公司的合伙人 as I was just named partner in my firm.
金先生,那... Mr. King, that is...
- 太了不起了 - 非常感谢 - Hey. That is amazing. - Thank you so much.
- 那... - 谢谢 - That is... - Thank you.
太令人吃惊了,金先生,听我说 That's amazing. Mr. King, listen to me.
我是你所遇到过的最勤奋的工人之一了 I'm one of the hardest workers you'll ever meet.
所以我每天都在这里洗车 I mean, that's why I'm down here power-washing cars every day.
我觉得面对面交谈 I just felt with this face-to-face that you would...
可以让你帮一个老板同行和工作创造者 That you would wanna help a fellow business owner and job creator.
我是在帮你啊,所以我说不了 I am helping you. By saying no.
- 金先生,这... - 那样,你就能自力更生了 - Mr. King, that's... - That way, you can make it on your own.
好了,金先生,已经有很多人这样帮我了 Okay. Mr. King, I have a lot of people helping me that way already. And... And...
太好了,那你应该有成功大计了 Great. Then you have a plan for success.
之前怎么不说? Why didn't you tell me that?
你看,每个人无论出身 富裕还是贫困... You see, everyone, whether we're born rich or poor...
无论是白人... or white...
还是其他人种... or miscellaneous...
我们会成为什么样的人... who we become...
取决于我们自己的选择,就这么简单 is based on our own decisions. It's simple as that.
你知道还有谁是从车库起家的吗? You know who else started in a garage?
惠普- 帕卡德 所以你在的公司很好 Hewlett-Packard. So you're in good company.
- 关于这一点... - 不,先生... - And on that note... - No, Mister...
- 你不必给我那么多,金先生 - 等等,等等 - You don't have to give me that much, Mr. King. - Hold on, hold on.
- 金先生,你不必给我那么多的 - 等等,有了 - You don't have to give me that much. - Hold on. There we go.
你真的不必... You really don't need...
给你 There you go.
这只是开始 There's a start.
金先生,拜托,我感觉你还没给我... Mr. King, please. I feel like you just haven't given me...
成功是一种心态! Success is a mindset!
大家好! Hi, everyone!
你好 ALL: Hi.
非常感谢各位赏光 来庆祝我们的订婚 Thank you so much for celebrating our engagement with us.
不好意思 Excuse me.
不好意思,大家请安静 Excuse me. Everyone, just "shh."
嘘,你得安静,参议员 Shh! You need to "shh." Senator.
黄领带 Yellow tie.
我看到你了 I see you.
谢谢 Thank you.
詹姆斯,我爱你... James, I love you...
我真想马上嫁给你 and I can't wait to be married to you.
因为你颠覆了我的世界... And because you rock my world...
我要送这个给你! I got you this!
真美 This is beautiful.
不过不如你美,艾丽萨 - But not as beautiful as you, Alissa. - ALL: Aw.
- 我爱你 - 我爱你 - I love you. - I love you.
在所有的亲朋好友面前 与你并肩而立... Being with you and in front of all of our friends and family here...
我只想说:我是这世上 最幸运的男人! I just wanna say, I'm the luckiest man in the world!
演奏点什么吧! MAN: Play something!
其实,你的礼物还有一个环节! Well, actually, there's one more part to your present!
约翰·梅尔先生来了! It's Mr. John Mayer!
- 约翰·梅尔! - 谢谢大家,谢谢 - John Mayer! - Thank you, thank you.
大家好! Hey, everybody!
约翰·梅尔何许人也? Who's John Mayer?
我只想说:詹姆斯、艾丽萨 谢谢你们让我... I just wanna say, thank you, James and Alissa, for making me...
住口! Shut up!
参与到你们这个特别之夜 非常感谢 A part of your special night. Thank you very much.
我要亲自感谢你收购布拉德伟化学公司 I wanna thank you personally for the Bradway Chemical buy.
- 不客气 - 我最喜欢赚钱了 - Oh, sure. Ha-ha-ha. - There's nothing I love more than making money.
不管男的女的,是人我就屌 Not even chicks. Or dudes. I fuck anything.
你们是否看过一百个女人 同时有冲动?看看这个 You ever seen 100 women get wet at the same time? Watch this.
父亲们请好好对你们的女儿 SINGING Fathers, be good to your daughters.
女儿们也会同样爱着你 Daughters will love like you do.
女孩儿开始恋爱 Girls become lovers.
最终成为人母 Who turn into mothers.
所以母亲们也要 好好对待你们的女儿 So, mothers Be good to your daughters too
约翰,稍等片刻 我要弹一段 John, lay back. I'm gonna take a few bars.
嗯 MAN: Yeah.
后退! 我们是联邦调查局!后退! MAN: Hey! Step aside, FBI! Back up!
大家都后退! Everybody, step aside!
- 詹姆斯·金 - 是的 - James King. - Yeah?
你因四十三宗欺诈 和三十宗贪污被捕了 MAN: You're under arrest for 43 counts of fraud and 30 counts of embezzlement.
- 那不可能 - 所有人都这么说,把他带走! - That's impossible. - That's what they all say. Get him out of here!
我知道了,这是在跟我开玩笑 I know. This is some kind of joke.
如果不是开玩笑 这是最糟糕的噩梦 Because if this isn't, this is the worst nightmare imaginable.
耶!终于被抓了 Yeah! Ha-ha-ha. Finally.
- 你拍了吗? - 没错!让开! - Are you getting this? - Shit, yeah! Get out of the way!
我发誓我根本不知道 这都是咋回事! - I swear I don't know what any of this is about! - Mm-hm.
别担心,儿子!我会处理的 Don't worry, son! I'll take care of it.
我们走吧 MAN: Let's go.
- 盖尔,给我的律师打电话 - 我的派对啊! - Gayle, call my lawyer. - My party!
看来你现在需要朋友 Looks like you could use a friend right now.
搞什么? What the fuck?
婊子
你被指控证券欺诈和挪用公款 The charges are securities fraud and embezzlement.
- 这些交易记录证明了你有罪 - 我从没见过这些,这些都是造假的! - These transaction records prove you're guilty. - I've never seen these. These are fakes!
孩子,你要是上了法庭这么说 你就完蛋了,认罪吧 If you go to court, they're gonna kick your ass. Take the plea.
- 爸爸! - 认罪 - Dad! - Take the plea.
一年内,你就会被释放 大好时光还等着你呢 You'll be out in a year and in the best shape of your life.
不要,我相信司法系统会还我清白 No. I have faith that the justice system will exonerate me.
我相信陪审团将抛开他们的偏见 看到真相: And that the jury will put aside their bias and see the truth:
也就是我没有偷别人的钱 That I didn't steal money from people.
我不是伯纳德·麦道夫 And that I am no Bernie Madoff.
詹姆斯·金诈骗案今日宣判 A verdict is expected today in the "mini-Madoff" trial of James King.
我的钱在哪儿? ALL SHOUTING
我一无所有了!去你妈的! I lost everything! Fuck you!
我没干过那样的事! I didn't do it!
长期以来,像你一样的 富有白领罪犯... JUDGE: For too long, wealthy white-collar offenders like you...
都以较轻罪行进了 安全级别最低的监狱... have gotten a free pass with light sentences in minimum-security prison...
而努力工作的美国人则深受其害 一切都在今天结束了,金先生 while working Americans have suffered. Well, that ends today, Mr. King.
我判处你最严厉的处罚: I sentence you to the harshest penalty allowed:
在安全级别最高的监狱服刑十年 Ten years in a maximum-security prison.
给你三十天来处理自己的事务 You have 30 days to get your affairs in order.
直接压过他们! Just run them over!
我不能去监狱,我会死在那里 I can't go to jail. I'll die in there.
不会的,詹姆斯,因为我会安排侦查员调查此事 That's not gonna happen, James, because I'm gonna put my investigators...
马不停蹄,直到找出真相 on this twenty-four-seven until we find out who really did this.
你要确保自己别离开本郡 让灯一直亮着 Just stay in county lines with that thing on.
否则,美国法院执行官会很快过来 Otherwise, the U.S. Marshals will be down there pronto.
儿子,我希望你坚强点 听到我说的话吗? Son, I want you to stay strong. Do you hear me?
我会的 I will.
爸爸,我会为你保持坚强 I'll be so strong for you, Dad.
入狱前30天
为什么是我?! Why me?
闪避! JAOA SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
入狱前25天
我必须离开这个国家! I have to leave the country!
这么长时间才给我打电话 我连除毛都没去,我感觉像一只大猩猩 It took so long to ring me up, I had to miss my waxing appointment. I feel like a gorilla.
夏天又来了 It's summer too.
我真不敢相信我这种事发生在我头上 ALISSA: I can't believe this is happening to me.
- 他们好像一点都不记得你了 - 谢谢,是的 - It's like they don't recognize you anymore. - Thank you. Yes.
艾丽萨! WHISPERING Alissa!
嘿!是我,詹姆斯 Hey! It's me, James.
我知道,你在做什么?! I know. What are you doing?
你为何这幅德行?! Why do you look like that?
吃你的沙拉吧 Just eat your fucking salads.
要是乱讲话,我就杀了你们 I'll fucking kill you if you say anything.
嗨 Hi.
- 嗨,你好 - 嗨 - Hi. Hi. - Hi.
我有个好主意 I came up with a great idea.
我们逃跑好了! 去那些没人找得到我们的地方 Let's just run away! Some place that no one would ever think to find us.
墨西哥 Mexico.
让我们离开这个物质世界 Let's just leave this material world behind.
住在一间一居室的小屋 Live in a one-bedroom shack.
- 噢,天啊 - 没错 - Oh, God. - Yes.
- 你可以在街边小巷卖口香糖 - 啥?! - You could sell Chiclets on the road. - What?
我们等一下再说具体事宜 Look, we'll work out the details later.
- 我们该离开这里 - 不! - We should get out of here. - No!
- 我已经切断我的脚镣了 - 不!不 - I already cut off my ankle bracelet. - No! No.
我们走吧 Let's go.
- 詹姆斯,不 - 什么? - James, no. - What?
- 不!我要离开你 - 为什么? - No! I'm leaving you. - Why?
可我以为你会永远爱我 But I thought you loved me forever.
好吧,现在你知道了 Well, now you know.
艾丽萨 Alissa.
这里是美国司法服务 MAN: This is the U.S. Marshal Service.
詹姆斯·金,马上出来投降 你被逮捕了 James King, exit the building and surrender to custody immediately.
噢 ,妈的! Oh, shit!
嘿,兄弟们,他在里面 Hey, guys. He's in there.
你们为什么要逮捕我?! Why are you arresting me?
我叫埃斯·里根杜·埃斯特班 SPEAKING IN SPANISH
我只是一名伯利兹的酒保 IN ENGLISH I am but a simple bartender from Belize.
等等,不,墨西哥 Wait, no. Mexico.
给我在提华纳的律师打电话 Call my lawyer in Tijuana.
入狱前23天
妈的! Shit!
- 他妈的那是什么玩意儿?!下车! - 是我!是我! - What the fuck is that?! Get off! - It's me! It's me!
- 金先生? - 是我 - Mr. King? - Yes.
你差点吓死我,老兄 You scared the shit out of me, man.
你在后备箱里干嘛?! What you doing in the trunk?
我只是想找个地方重新开始 I just needed a place to regroup.
也就是,一个新的开始 You know, fresh start.
好吧,嘿,我帮你出来,老兄 Okay. Hey. Let me help you out, man.
去你的,金! Fuck you, King!
- 因为你我失去了所有! - 不是我干的! - I lost everything because of you! - I didn't do it!
妈的! Fuck!
去他妈的,不管谁! Fuck someone!
我他妈的! Fuck a tit!
真他妈的! Fuck a tit hard!
为艾伦·格林斯潘之爱 For the love of Alan Greenspan.
妈的!我的老婆泡汤了 Fuck! My life is ruined.
我敢说你已经知道 我要入狱的事了吧 I venture you've heard that I'm going to prison.
是,不仅是我,我们都知道了 只是我不想第一个提起 ,就这样 Yeah. No, we all did. I just didn't wanna bring it up first, that's all.
别这样,他们可能是要把你 送往某个联邦俱乐部监狱 Come on. They're probably sending you to some Club Fed prison.
你还能继续打你的网球和高尔夫 You'll be playing tennis and golf, you know.
- 我要被遣入圣昆丁监狱了 - 他们会把你遣入圣昆丁监狱?! - I'm going to be attending San Quentin. - They're sending you to San Quentin?
哦 Oh.
- 什么? - 噢,天啊! - What? - Oh, God!
去他妈的圣昆丁监狱 They fucking in San Quentin.
所有人都很操蛋 - Oh. - Everybody gets the dick.
我不想 I don't want it.
你不会的,你最多进去三个月 You're not gonna get it. You'll be in for three months.
我得进去十年呢 I'm gonna be there for 10 years.
我靠,十年? Goddamn! Ten years?
你怎么这么说? - Oh! Oh! - Why do you say it like that?
那里没有我听说的那样糟糕吧? It's not as bad as I've heard, is it?
如果你听说的是群交的话,那就是了 If you heard everybody fucking, it is. That's how bad it is.
我没听说那种事 I didn't hear that part.
他们敢情会唤那监狱作 圣操蛋,老兄 They might as well call it San Fucking, man.
那里实在烂透了 什么叫糟糕,那就是糟糕 I don't wish that on my worst enemy. You talking about bad? That's bad.
你该知道的 You should know.
抱歉提醒你了 I'm sorry to remind you.
你们在说什么? What are you talking about?
你坐过牢 Well, the fact that you went to prison.
我坐过牢? The fact that I went to prison?
对,你坐过牢 Yes. Look, you did your time.
你偿还了对社会的债务 You paid your debt. And we as society...
社会应该欢迎你回来,真的 should welcome you back, and we do.
你我是同路中人 You and I are exactly the same.
只是你没有选举权 Except you can't vote, ever.
趁我脾气还没变得更糟 金先生,赶紧痛快点告诉我 Just before I get to another level of anger, Mr. King, tell me for giggles...
你怎么知道我坐过牢? - how do you know I went to prison? - It's simple.
其实很简单 我只是做了点统计分析,是这样的: - Statistical analysis is what I do. - Here's the deal:
每三个黑人中就会有一个 进过监狱 One out of three black men will find themselves incarcerated during their lifetime.
- 想一下比萨,可以吧? - 好 - Imagine a pizza, okay? - Okay.
有那么三片 There are three pieces.
三片黑色的 Three black pieces.
这三片比萨中有一片会在 某个时刻被扔进牢房里去 One of those pieces of pizza will be thrown in jail at some point during it's life.
我跟你说说我的统计分析 You know what? Let me give you my statistical analysis.
你会去圣昆丁监狱,可以百分之百确定 You going to San Quentin. There's 100 percent chance...
你会成为某人的小婊子 会有十年时间一直这样 - that you're gonna be somebody's bitch. - Ten years of this:
你知道是什么吗? - You know what that is? - Mm-mm.
会有一个大屁股黑人 光顾你苍白的翘臀 A big-ass black man on your pale white ass.
你会说:“不!我受够了! 别这样!够了” YOU: "No! I don't want any more! Stop! That's enough."
太晚了,他走之后 下一个家伙又来了 Too late. He done tagged the next guy in.
就像只兔子,而你不想再要他了 That's like a rabbit. You don't want him no more...
因此现在就有别人想劫你色 so now here comes the guy that wants to rub your face.
“我喜欢他的头发” 你都能感受到他的喘息 "I like his hair." He's breathing on you.
太恶心了,不过你猜怎么着? 你可以过十年这种日子! That's disgusting. But guess what? You can look forward to 10 years of it!
要是我集结所有的小婊子们... What if I speak to all the bitches and we organize...
成为一个联盟,并立场坚定地 说:“够了!” form a union, and we put our feet down and say, "Enough!"
- 我们人数会比他们多 - 其实我们没他们多 - There's gotta be more of us than them. - There's not.
你所受的一切都是你应得的 先生,祝你能活下来 You deserve everything you're getting. Good luck on survival, sir.
希望你能管好自己! Better luck on handling yourself!
等等!等等!等等!别走 求你别走,我会请你帮忙 Wait! Wait! Wait! Don't leave. Don't leave, please. I could use your help.
帮你什么?! Help you with what?
帮我别成为别人的婊子 Help me to not be someone's bitch.
你指望我帮你?! 我该教你点什么?! You expect me to help you? I'm supposed to teach you what?
怎样避免这些: How to prevent this:
- 好吧,打住 - 你可以训练我 - All right, stop. - You could train me.
你可以做我这奥德赛的雅典娜 You could be the Athena to my Odysseus.
伙计,我都不知道 你说的是啥意思! I don't even know what the fuck that is, man!
我可以花钱请你 I could pay you.
你要什么都满足你 Whatever it takes.
我要三万美金 I need $30,000.
没问题 - Done. - Oh...
好 Okay.
对,嗯 Yup. Yeah.
- 很好 - 没错 - Fantastic. - All right.
你在干嘛? What are you doing?
我只知道这两个 I only know these two.
你要干什么? What are you trying to do?
- 握手?你想跟我握手? - 噢,就是普通的 - Shake? You wanna shake my hand? - Oh, regular.
- 成交,成交 - 很好 - It's a deal. We got a deal. - Excellent.
- 谢谢你,达内尔 - 早上见,囚徒 - Thank you, Darnell. - I'll see you in the morning, convict.
你在干嘛?那是什么? What are you doing? What is that?
- 试着来干这件事 - 不 - Trying to do this thing. - No.
- 握手,没事的 - 好 - Shake. It's fine. - Okay.
金先生,不,我来吧 Mr. King, no. I got that.
- 好,没问题 - 非常感谢 - All right. No problem. - I appreciate it.
非常感谢 I appreciate it.
好!谢谢你! Yes! Thank you!
谢天谢地 Thank you, Jesus!
我就知道我会有出头之日 I knew it! I knew my day would come.
老子要有房子了 I'm getting the house.
老子要有房子了 I'm getting the house. Unh!
宝贝,这完全说不通啊 Babe. This does not make any sense.
他干嘛要雇你? Why would he hire you?
- 因为他觉得我在牢里呆过 - 看,这部分我不明白 - Because he thinks I went to prison, babe. - That's the part I don't get.
- 你干嘛要告诉他? - 我没有把那个告诉他,他自己猜的 - Why would you tell him that? - I didn't. He assumed that.
- 他猜的? - 没错! - He assumed it? - Yes!
那你因为什么让他猜你进过监狱? So what reason did you give him to assume that you went to jail?
我是个黑人 I was being black.
- 这太可恶了 - 我不知道这怎么就可恶了 - This is nuts. - Okay. I don't get what's nuts to you.
三十天内,我们就能拿到钱 这房子就是我们的,有问题吗? In 30 days, we'll have the money, the house will be ours. What is the problem?
问题是,他永远不会相信 你进过监狱 The problem is he is never going to believe that you went to jail.
听着,宝贝,我是你妻子 所以我还是直说吧 Look, babe. I am your wife, so I will put it to you straight.
你完全不像个混混 You are not exactly a thug.
没吃过鸡肉,还没看过鸡跑啊? I don't have to be a thug to portray a thug. Okay?
老实说,我所要做的就是改变我的声音 说话声音低沉一点 Honestly, all I gotta do is change my voice, talk a little deeper.
这样说话,非常刻板 他就已经认为我是了 IN DEEP VOICE Talk like this and be every stereotype he already thinks I am.
现在,我就是个混混了 现在就是 Right now, I'm thugging. This is thugging.
宝贝,这方面你太棒了 You're so good at it, sweetie.
晚安 Have a good night.
- 贱人!别从我身边走开! - 你刚对我说什么?! - Bitch! Don't walk away from me! - What the hell did you just say to me?
- 老婆,住手 - 你脑子有毛病?! - IN NORMAL VOICE Girl, stop. Stop! - What is wrong with you?
那是什么?!我爱你!我在入戏! What is that? I love you! I was playing!
- 贱人 - 啥?! - Bitch. - What?
我什么都没说! - I didn't say nothing! - Oh.
我什么都没说 Man, I didn't say nothing.
你想看《恋恋笔记本》吗? You wanna watch The Notebook?
- 我爱你和玛凯拉 - 嗯,我也爱你,晚安 - I love you and Makayla. - Yeah, I love you too. Good night.
午夜秀场 主持人吉米·法伦
这里是马丁·克拉克的语音邮箱 WOMAN ON RECORDING: You've reached the mailbox of Martin Clark.
请在提示音后留下信息 Please leave a message after the tone.
嗨,爸爸在吗? Hi, Dad?
我是詹姆斯 It's James.
我想问问调查员那儿有信儿没 Just wondering if there's any word from the investigators.
依然爱你 I still love you.
谢谢你,再见 Thank you. Bye.
我现在听说了你 一件很疯狂的事情,这家伙是詹姆斯·金吗? Now, I heard a crazy story about you. This guy James King?
我听说你在他被捕的聚会上 还表演来着 And I heard that you played at the party where he got arrested.
对,我不知道我在给个怪物表演 Yeah. I had no idea that I was performing for a monster.
我都不知该怎么解释 怎么能拿那种人的钱 I don't know how to explain what it's like to take money from someone like that.
你真的想把钱还回去... It makes you wanna give it back to them...
可这样会更糟糕 因为这笔钱就归他了 except that would be worse because then they'd have it.
就是那种无助的感觉下 我觉得我们的创作被金钱把持... And it's that whole helpless feeling that I have about our creative process being monetized...
那感觉给了我写这首歌的灵感... and that's what inspired me to write this song...
这首歌在今天午夜 就能在iTunes上下载了 which is actually available on iTunes tonight at midnight.
- 前提是我还能演奏它的话 - 很好 - If I can play it. - Great.
*我没有千里眼 SINGING I can't see through walls.
*也没有读心术 And I can't read your mind.
*但如果我能觉察到 But if I did I'd find.
*那个詹姆斯·金是个大坏蛋 That man James King is a great big turd.
*或者说是个小贱人 I mean the small, small kinds.
*但是那混蛋詹姆斯会 But that **** James.
*手抵在大牢里墙面壁 Will fall Hands against the prison wall.
*和给别人乱搞口交 Choking on a mouthful of balls.
*他会做的一口好活 He'll be choking on A mouthful of balls
我并不愿意这么讲 不过这确是首好歌 I hate to admit it, but it's a good song.
很好,谢谢约翰·梅尔 FALLON: Okay, very nice. John Mayer, everybody.
现在我要梦见蛋蛋了 Now I'm gonna be dreaming about balls.
嘿,罗素 DARNELL: Hey, Russell.
这是达内尔 It's Darnell.
伙计,是你的表哥 表哥啊,达内尔 Your cousin. Your cousin, Darnell, man.
嘿,听着,罗素... Hey, listen, Russell...
我给你五百美金,你告诉我 监狱是什么样子的吧 how would you like to make $500 just for telling me what prison was like.
其实我不想说 罗素,我不该说那些的 Well, I don't wanna say that. Russell, I shouldn't have to say that.
为什么?!怎么...? For what?! What is...?
好吧,行 Fine. Fine.
我是个人见人骂的混账东西 I'm a Cliff Huxtable pussy-looking motherfucker.
不!我甚至都没穿卡其裤 No! I'm not even wearing khakis.
罗素,你能帮我一下 我跟你说的事情吗?从头开始吧 Russell, can you please just help me, what I'm asking you for? Just start from the beginning.
不,不行,要从头,从头开始 从进大牢的第一天开始 No, no. Like, the beginning, the beginning. Like, the first day of prison.
从第一天就开始了?! On the first day?
不用暖场吗? Oh. There's no warm-up?
太伤感了 That's sad.
罗素,很抱歉 我刚才是不是听到了枪声? Russell, I'm sorry, did I just hear a gunshot?
你该走了,好,再见 You gotta go. Okay. Bye.
入狱前22天
准备好了,妈妈...? Ready, mother...?
准备好了,妈妈...? 准备好了,妈妈...? Ready, mother...? Ready, mother...?
这就对了,快点 That's it, that's it. Ahem.
来了! Coming!
丽塔,玛凯拉 新房子,学校不错 Rita, Makayla, new house, good school.
准备好了吗,你个混账东西? You ready, motherfucker?
等一下! Just a second!
有人吗? Hello?
有人吗?
准备好了吗,混账东西?! - You ready, motherfucker?! - Aah!
- 噢,疼死我了! - 这是防狼喷雾剂,贱人! - Oh, it burns! - Pepper spray, bitch!
第一诫:你一定要 有所防备,知道吗? RULE NUMBER ONE: You always be on guard, okay?
因为在里面总是 会有人想要折腾你! On the inside, there's somebody on every corner to fuck you up!
贱人,监狱学堂开始了!你已经陷进去了 Prison school is in session, bitch! You already failing.
真高兴我能请到你 这正是我需要的 I'm so glad I hired you. This is just what I need.
好,下一步是什么? Okay. What's next?
这怎么...?!这儿住着 多少混账东西?! What the...?! How many motherfuckers live here?!
好吧,我们开始吧 All right. Let's get started.
就这儿,是我的牢狱准备教程 This right here is my prison readiness program.
要是你跟着说明做 我敢保证你肯定能在监狱里活下来 If you follow this guide and do exactly what I say you will survive in prison.
牢狱准备教程
“保险箱” JAMES: "Keistering."
- 保险箱是什么东西? - 慢点!你还没准备好 - What's keistering? - Slow down! You ain't ready for that.
你是个老师 You're the teacher.
我只是想让你知道,我愿不惜任何代价 在监狱里活下来 And I just want you to know I'll do whatever it takes to survive and get my life back.
很好,因为我要 给你打个预防针: That's good, because let me tell you something:
你要受你从来没受过的罪 You're gonna have to work harder than you ever worked before.
其实,我还在哈佛商学院上学的时候 面对过很多棘手的问题 Back when I was in Harvard Business School, I was facing some pretty long odds.
不过我都把问题解决 而且成功了 But I buckled down and I succeeded.
我在哈佛的时候 你有没有因为挂科被强奸过? When you was at Harvard, did you ever get raped for failing a test?
我觉得那是耶鲁的传统 I think that's more of a Yale thing.
- “耶鲁” - 抱歉 - "Yale." - I'm sorry.
你丫闭嘴! Shut the fuck up!
从现在开始 这不再是你的房子了 Now from this point on, this ain't your house no more.
- 这是圣昆丁!你明白吗? - 明白 - This San Quentin! You understand me? - Okay.
从现在开始这会是你的牢房 DARNELL: From now on this will be your cell.
没有我的许可 你不能离开这个屋子 You do not leave this room without my permission.
没问题 It's good.
- 先生,你就睡这儿吧 - 继续,我们没时间玩闹了 - For you to sleep on, se?or. - Go on, we ain't got time for games.
去楼上,把这地方变成监狱 Go upstairs, turn this place into prison.
我很愿意报答你的恩德 It will be our pleasure to repay you for your many kindnesses.
把那个放在 有小鸡鸡的雕像前面 Put that in there in front of the statues with the dicks.
詹姆斯,听着 James, listen to me.
要想在监狱里活下来 关键是要遵守一个简单的问题: The key to survival in prison lies in the following simple questions:
你是不是够强硬? 你能管住你自己吗? Are you hard? And can you handle yourself?
其实,这是乐观主义转瞬即逝的时刻 因为那答案是确凿的 Well, this is a rare moment for optimism because the answer to that is a resounding yes.
好,那很好,让我看一下你的疯狗脸 That's good. Let me see what your mad-dog face look like.
- 不好意思,什么疯狗? - 你这个疯狗啊! - I'm sorry. What's a mad dog? - You a mad dog!
- 噢,糟了 - 你丫是个什么玩意,黑鬼? - Oh, shit. - What's your what, nigga?
- 你想要什么就拿什么! - 让我看看那个! - Take whatever you want! - Let me see that!
不! No!
- 别!求你了! - 放马出来吧 - Stop! I beg of you! - Like a pit bull with no leash.
那就是疯狗 That's a mad dog.
哇,我觉得你非常胜任这事 Wow. I knew you were the right guy for the job.
在监狱里,疯狗脸对你的生存至关重要 你明白吗,詹姆斯? In prison, a mad-dog face is essential to your survival. Do you understand me, James?
所以现在要做的是,我的脸上要有一种 我肯定可以打死你的表情 So the idea is that I make a face that conveys the fact that I'd have no problem hurting you.
没错,现在给我来个那表情,我看一下 Exactly what it is. Now, convey that shit. Let me see it.
好 Okay. Ahem.
太糟糕了 - That's terrible. - Ha, ha.
不,太怂了 伙计,要有怒火,你要让我看到你的怒火 No, that's horrible, man. Anger. You gotta show me anger.
- 你笑什么? - 我没笑,我很紧张 - Why you smiling? - I'm not smiling. I'm tense and I'm agitated.
别这样啊,老兄! Come on, man!
啊?那就是你的疯...就这?! - Unh! - That's your mad... That's it?!
- 你的未婚妻离你而去了 - 没错 - Your fiancée left you. - That's right!
- 你对此高兴吗? - 不高兴 - You happy about that? - No.
那就来点怒火!她要离开你了?! 她现在在干什么?! Then get mad! She gonna leave you? What is she doing?
她可能在一辆车的后座 给别人吹箫 She probably on her knees sucking somebody dick in the back seat of a truck.
表现出来... Show...
詹姆斯 James.
快点,加油 Oh. Oh. Come on. Come on.
- 我好想她 - 你他妈在干嘛啊,詹姆斯? - I miss her so much. - What the fuck are you doing, James?
我在给你看伤心狗的表情 I'm sad-dogging you.
- 詹姆斯 - 你觉得这么干能行吗? - James? - You think that's a strategy that could work?
我不觉得这么干能行 No. I don't think it's a strategy that could work.
嘿,都听着 我非常伤心 Hey, listen up, everyone. I'm extremely sad.
别对我性骚扰 我已经很伤心了 Please don't sexually assault me. I'm already too sad.
嘿,伙计们,我的心已经被强奸了 Hey, fellas. My heart's already been raped.
等一下,我不想这样做了 我们走吧,好吧? I don't wanna do this anymore. Let's move on. Okay?
我们不学疯狗了 詹姆斯,你会打架吗? We're moving on from the mad dog. James, can you fight?
没问题 Absolutely.
回避,回避 SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
什么? What?
你还得换衣服才能做这事? You had to change your clothes for this?
入口 SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
伙计,你他妈在干嘛? What the fuck are you doing, man?
这叫卡波卫勒舞 It's called Capoeira.
这是巴西人的武术 It's a Brazilian martial art.
不过别被它花哨的动作愚弄了 But don't be fooled by its beauty and grace.
它其实挺致命的 It's actually quite deadly.
很致命吗? This is deadly?
很致命吗? That's deadly?
戳 - Stab. - Ow.
- 我戳 - 停下 - Stab. - Stop.
- 戳戳 - 狱卒!狱卒! - Stab. Stab. - Guards! Guards!
不停地戳,戳,戳! - Stabbity-stab, stab, stab! - Ow. Ow!
伙计,你在干嘛?! The fuck are you doing, man?
这鸟东西没法让你 在圣昆丁监狱活下来! Shit ain't gonna save you in San Quentin!
好吧,或许那个不行 不过你没见过我的连环踢 Well, that may not, but you haven't seen my Bên??o kick.
- 你的什么?! - 我的连环踢 - Your what?! - My Bên??o kick.
我踢! SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
看你这傻帽做了什么 戳! Look what your dumb ass done did. Stab.
- 戳 - 我死了 - Stab. - I'm dead.
- 戳 - 我死了
戳戳戳戳 Stab, stab, stab, stab.
入狱前21天
你太坏了 You're so bad.
奥,詹姆斯,我得告诉你 我不敢想你要经历些什么 James. I gotta tell ya. I just can't imagine what you must be going through.
跟你说话真好 It is so nice to talk to you.
- 那调查者有什么最新消息? - 调查者? JAMES: What's the latest from the investigators? The investigators?
- 中国黑客啊,他们挺确定的 - 嘿! - Chinese hackers. They're pretty sure. - DARNELL: Hey!
我知道我没疯 我没跟你说不能用电话吗?放下电话 I know I'm not crazy. Didn't I tell you to get off the phone? Get off the phone.
- 嘿,你在跟谁说话? - 是达内尔,他正在帮我 - Hey, who are you talking to? - It's Darnell. He's helping me.
你没时间了! Your time is up!
- 我要走了,我会给你打回来的 - 挂掉! - I gotta go. I'll call you back. - Hang it up!
- 真希望我能有更多时间打电话 - 挂电话! - If I get more phone time. - Hang it up!
那对我很重要! That was important to me!
告诉你吧,要是你前面有一排 愤怒的囚犯在等着用电话... When you got a line of inmates waiting to use the phone...
你千万别把他们惹毛,詹姆斯 you do not wanna piss them off, James.
我要弄死你,詹姆斯先生! I'm going to fuck you up, Mr. James!
罗莎! Rosa!
在操场上你给我多留神 You watch your back on the yard.
婊子 SPEAKS IN SPANISH
我不是婊子 I'm not a puto.
很好 Great.
- 好,我们遇到麻烦了 - 什么麻烦? - All right. We got a problem. - ATTORNEY: What's that?
詹姆斯在跟人说话 James is talking to somebody.
不,不,他相信你 No, no, he trusts you.
- 他从不会根据事实进行推理的 - 不,别这样,彼得!别这样! - He'll never put two and two together. - No, stop it!
- 这是你的错! - 什么? - This is your fault! - What?
你不应该让他接受认罪协议,对吧? Well, you couldn't get him to take the plea deal.
他不该进监狱,而你应该让他 有三十天不在那儿,四处走走... Instead of him going to prison, you got him 30 days to be out there, running around...
把事情搞砸! fucking things up!
我不得不让这件事体面些 不能收场得太潦草吧,没事的 I had to make it look good. You throw a fight, you don't go down in the first round. It's fine.
我不想让他在那儿跟某个人 玩侦探游戏 I don't want him out there, playing detective with somebody.
你要好生照看好 我前准女婿,明白吗? You keep an eye on my ex-future son-in-law, would ya?
- 然后找出谁是达内尔 - 我这就去 - And find out who this Darnell is. - I'm on it. Right away.
这就对了 There you go.
好,詹姆斯,听着 你要去里面打一架,好吧? All right, James. Look, you're gonna get in a fight on the inside. Okay?
你并不一定非要赢 但是你要给这些家伙看看 You don't need to win, but you need to show these guys...
你是敢回击的,伙计,你得习惯打架 看见那边的几个家伙了吗? that you're not afraid to fight back. Get used to fighting. See those guys over there?
- 看见了 - 我要你去那儿,然后从里面选一个跟他打一架 - Yes. - Go over there and fight one of them.
疯了吧! That's insane!
他们都那么壮 都可以把我虐成渣了 They're behemoths. They would break my spine.
这些类型的家伙就是 你将在圣昆丁监狱遇到的 Those are the type of guys you're gonna see in San Quentin.
所以,老兄,你得克服恐惧,我要你到那里 一月内揍倒那个大块头 So you gotta shake that fear. I want you to go and punch that big-ass dude in the mouth.
哦,老天,我的心脏在砰砰跳 Oh, my God. My heart is pounding.
好吧 Okay.
嘿,伙计们 Hey, guys.
你他妈是谁? Who the fuck are you, man?
我要打你 I wanna fight you.
什么? What?
你选了个错误的日子来公园 You picked the wrong day to come to the park.
- 老兄,这是什么玩笑吗? - 你以前看过疯狗脸吗? - Is this some kind of joke, man? - You ever been mad-dogged before?
你马上就要尝到被扁的滋味了 混蛋玩意 You about to get some right now, motherfucker.
这他妈是什么? What the fuck is that, man?
这是你阴茎的大小 It's the size of your dick.
我会折断它,让你吞下去 I'm gonna break it off, make you eat it.
你用这个找干你妈? You fuck your mother with that dick?
你怎么知道我妈妈? 你不认识我妈妈 How do you know my mama?! You don't know my mama.
不 Oh, no.
上啊!揍他!揍他! - Aah! Aah! Aah! MAN: Come on! - Get him! Get him!
回来这里,婊子! Get back here, bitch!
哦,不!别打我躯干! Oh, no! Please don't hurt my body! Aah!
不!我的身体! No! My body!
救命! Help me!
我的脊椎要断了! You're breaking my spine!
入狱前二十天
高压电 请勿接近 我的网球场怎么了? What happened to my tennis court?
詹姆斯,这里不再是网球场了 从现在开始,这里是操场 You will no longer refer to this area as a tennis court. From this point on, this is the yard.
听清楚,詹姆斯 操场是监狱里最危险致命的地方 Understand something, James. The yard is the most deadliest part of prison.
这里是你能享受几分钟珍贵的 新鲜空气和阳光的地方,你明白吗? It's where you get your few precious minutes of fresh air and sunlight. Understand?
新鲜空气 Fresh air.
有多少次我呼吸着新鲜空气,闻着 薰衣草香,认为这都是理所当然的? How many times did I breathe in clean air, fragrant with lavender, and take it for granted?
詹姆斯,我不在乎多少次,一点也不在乎 James, I don't give a fuck how many times. I don't give a shit.
- 我只是说说 - 闭嘴,詹姆斯 - I'm just saying. - Shut up, James.
你行动要小心,因为一旦你在错误的 时间踏入错误的地方... You gotta step carefully because if you step in the wrong place...
你就完蛋了 对于像你这样不会打架的人 you'll end up in the wrong territory. For a person like you that can't fight...
詹姆斯,这不是好事,糟糕透顶 it's not a good thing, James. It's not a good thing at all.
老兄,你现在在仅限黑人活动的区域 给你两秒钟滚出这里 Right now, you in the brothers-only section. You got two seconds to get out.
- 在你挨揍之前 - 好吧,达尼尔 - Before you get mollywhopped. - Okay, Darnell.
- 谁是达尼尔? - 你是 - Who's Darnell?! - You are.
我的名字是勒罗伊! My name is Leroy!
- 对,我建议你走开,白人小子,走! - 好,我在走 - Yeah, I suggest you walk, white boy. Walk! - All right. I'm walking.
- 转身,走! - 我在走 - Turn around and walk! - I'm walking.
- 嘿,老兄 - 什么事? - IN SPANISH ACCENT Hey, ése. - What?
- 你有麻烦了,美国佬 - 达尼尔,你在干嘛? - You got a problem, gringo? - Darnell, what are you doing?
达尼尔?老兄,谁是达尼尔? 你看的是卡洛斯 Darnell? Who's Darnell, ése? You're looking at Carlos.
我建议你走回你来的地方,埃塞 要不你就有麻烦了 I suggest you walk wherever you came from, ése, before you have a problem.
- 我只是试图离开立刻这片区域 - 好吧,老兄 - I was trying to leave that area. - You need to go back...
- 你最好回去黑鬼那里 - 去找勒罗伊? - over there with the negros, ése. - With Leroy?
你给我回去黑鬼那里! 因为那才是你该在的地方 You go back over there with the negros! That's where you belong.
- 我没看见任何人 - 你该和黑鬼呆在一起 - I don't see anyone. - You belong with the Negros.
- 走 - 马上 - Go. - I'm going.
- 操你妈卡洛斯,你说黑鬼?! - 他说的,我没有 - IN NORMAL VOICE Fuck you calling a negro?! - He was. I wasn't.
我警告你,卡洛斯! 这坨狗屎归你们那边! I told you, Carlos! Keep that shit over there on your side!
- 把这个美国佬带走! - 我要和你走! - Take the Yankee with you! - I'll go with you!
嘿,我不想带着他 我不想带着他 IN SPANISH ACCENT Hey, I don't want him.
他喜欢黑鬼,你带他走 He's a negro lover. You take him.
混账东西!你再说! IN NORMAL VOICE Motherfucker! Say something else, bro!
嘿!嘿!我向上帝发誓 老兄,我发誓我要宰了你 IN SPANISH ACCENT Hey! Hey, I swear to God. I swear to God, I'll cut you,ése.
- 握手言和吧 - - 这里没有握手这回事,美国佬 - Let's just shake hands. - There is no shaking hands, gringo.
- 友谊 - 回去你该待的地方 - Friendship. - Go back where you belong.
我不知道该呆在哪 I don't know where I belong.
离他远点,我来罩他 IN FEMININE VOICE Leave him alone. I'll keep him.
你跟着我 You belong with me.
- 你是谁? - 我是但丁 - Who are you? - I'm Dante.
你干嘛不离他远点,卡洛斯! 离他远点,勒罗伊! Why don't you leave him alone, Carlos! Leave him alone, Leroy!
- 你是娘们吗? - 如果你想,我就是 - Are you a woman? - I am if you want me to be.
我不想这样 I don't want that.
- 好吧,我知道你是什么东西了 - 我来帮你掏掏兜 - Okay, I know what you are. - Let me hold your pocket.
- 我来帮你掏掏兜 - 好吧 - Let me hold your pocket. - All right.
他归我了!他是我的,勒罗伊! I claimed him! He mine, Leroy!
婊子!限你两秒带着他的兜滚蛋,二! IN NORMAL VOICE Bitch, you got two seconds to let his fucking pocket go. Two!
- 混蛋!两秒到了,婊子! - 别打女人! - Motherfucker! You got two seconds! - Don't hit a woman!
- 我要揍得你屁滚尿流! - 别打女人! - Gonna knock your ass out! - Don't hit a woman!
你不想要我的人 IN FEMININE VOICE You don't want my pocket.
你不想要,那又如何?! 为什么我不能高兴? You don't want it. So what? Why can't I be happy?
嘿,老兄,我讨厌你,还有 我和兄弟们面前的这坨狗屎 IN SPANISH ACCENT Hey, ése. I don't like you and this domestic shit in front of my crew.
你认为我喜欢? You think I like it?
老兄,你他妈带着他滚到别处去 听见了吗? You need to fucking take it somewhere else, ése, huh?
美国佬,你带着 你那肮脏的婊子滚到别处去 Gringo, you take you and your dirty bitch elsewhere.
- 我会去那里 - 别说我脏,卡洛斯 - I'll go over there. - IN FEMININE VOICE Don't call me dirty.
我们在一起时我不脏 我那时不脏,不是吗? I wasn't dirty when you was up in it. I wasn't dirty then, was I?
那时是你很脏,现在你也脏,婊子 IN SPANISH ACCENT You were dirty then. You're dirty now.
- 那又如何?那又如何?他没抱怨 - 你该接受试炼 - IN FEMININE VOICE He ain't complaining. - You should get tested.
不,我没有抱怨 因为我们还没有任何互动 No, I'm not complaining because we have yet to have any sort of interaction.
- 今晚会是我们的时间 - 不,我们不会,今晚不会发生 - Tonight will be our night. - No. Tonight won't happen.
- 成为我的白衣骑士,拯救我 - 别抱希望 - Be my white knight. Save me. - Don't get your hopes up.
让我带着你,带你到安全的地方 Let me ride you. Let me ride you into safety.
不!这让我不太舒服 放开我!勒罗伊会生气的 No! I don't feel comfortable with that. Let go of me! Leroy is going to be upset.
- 我知道你会回来 - 混账!混帐! - I knew you were coming back. - IN NORMAL VOICE Motherfucker!
我知道你会回来 I knew you were coming back.
你要把我弄疯了,混蛋玩意 You making me mad, motherfucker!
- 我什么也没做! - 我要踢你的屁股,白人小子! - I'm not doing anything! - I'm about to whoop your ass, white boy!
- 我只不过是站在这里 - 你不是,你抢了我的婊子 - I'm just standing here. - No, you not. You got my bitch!
- 正想找个地方 - 我是你的老婊子 - Trying to figure out a place... - IN FEMININE VOICE I'm your old bitch.
我们就像斑马 We're like zebras.
- 我们不像斑马 - 我们像斑马 - We're not like a zebra. - We are like a zebra. You're my...
你是在逼我抱你 我不知道怎么会这样 Somehow you're getting me to hug you, and I don't know how that's happening.
就是这样!就是这样,美国佬 我向天发誓,我受够了,我要捅死你 IN SPANISH ACCENT That's it! That's it, gringo. I swear, I'm getting sick of this shit. I'll stab you.
卡洛斯,我仍迷惑于这个谜题里 你扮演的什么角色 I'm still confused as to what piece you are in this puzzle, Carlos.
等等!等等,提问,提问 Hold on! Hold on. Question, question.
这里有法国黑帮吗? Are there any French gangs?
我会讲法语,不太流利,但是我会... I speak French. I'm not fluent, but I can...
我叫詹姆斯 SPEAKING IN FRENCH
请问,我能入帮吗? IN ENGLISH Can I join the gang, s'il vous pla?t?
你知道吗,詹姆斯?你不会打架 鉴于你不会打架这个事实... IN NORMAL VOICE You know what? You can't fight. Since you can't fight...
我只有一个选择,就是锻炼你的身体 I'm left with one choice, and that's to get your stupid ass in shape.
上帝!你不会成功的 God! You're failing.
在四十英尺远处有家顶尖的健身房 JAMES: I've got a state-of-the-art gym 40 feet away.
圣昆丁监狱可没健身房 Ain't no gyms in San Quentin.
入狱前十九天 把我扭起来,婊子!把我扭起来! Curl me, bitch! Curl me!
入狱前十七天 也许我该从婴儿开始举 Maybe I should start with a baby at higher reps.
嘿!嘿,你! Hey! Hey, you!
- 我要揍你 - 白痴,你说什么? - I wanna fight you. - What'd you say, dickhead?
我要揍你,混蛋 I wanna fight you, asshole.
入狱前十六天 我们休息一下吧 JAMES: Let's just rest here.
入狱前十四天 GRUNTING
看着他的脸,他看起来马上 就要被搞干翻了 Look at his face. He looks like he's getting fucked right now.
上啊! Come on!
你最好别摔了我!该死! You better not drop me! Goddamn it!
抱歉,先生,我不想打扰你 但我需要揍你 Excuse me, sir. I hate to bother you, but I need to fight you.
我参加过越战! I was in Nam!
我爱死它了! And I fucking loved it!
詹姆斯,你得还手啊! James, you gotta throw something back!
达尼尔! JAMES: Darnell!
救我! JAMES: Save me!
入狱前十二天 加州监狱 所有犯人注意,五分钟后关门 DARNELL OVER PA: Attention inmates, lockdown in five minutes.
千万别做傻事 And don't try any stupid shit.
他们把我的院子怎么了? JAMES WHISPERING: What did they do to my yard?
没有哪个监狱能关住詹姆斯·金 No prison can hold James King.
- 有人越狱,詹姆斯跑了! - 我操! - We got a runner. Mr. James is running! - Oh, fuck me!
有人越狱 CECELIO SHOUTS IN SPANISH
你现在是我的了,婊子! You're in my world now, bitch!
妈的,可恶! Mother... Shit!
你永远不能活着出去 You're never getting out alive! Ha, ha.
操你妈的! Fuck a bag of tits!
放狗! Release the dogs!
什么?放狗? What? Dogs?
你无处可逃了,詹姆斯先生 There's nowhere to run, Mr. James.
你真是不知天高地厚啊 You don't know when to quit, Mr. James.
你连西西里奥和吉娃娃的掌心都逃不出 You couldn't get past Cecelio and some Chihuahuas.
你要如何逃出圣昆丁监狱? 别再浪费时间了 Tell me how you gonna escape San Quentin. Stop wasting my time, James.
这就是非法翻越围栏的下场,知道吗? That's what happens when you try to jump a fence illegally. Hm?
老兄,你的训练不太顺利 Your training's not going well, man.
我是说,坦白讲,我觉得 你没有尽百分百的努力 Frankly, I don't feel like you're giving me 100 percent.
作为你的狱前教育专家,我很担忧 And as your incarceration expert, that concerns me.
因为我的工作是让你做好狱前准备 Because it's my job to prepare you.
幸运的是,我有个计划 Fortunately, I got a plan.
哦,感谢上帝,太好了 Oh, thank God. Oh, that's good.
- 你要学会如何接受口交 - 什么?! - You're gonna learn how to suck dick. - What?!
哦,上帝 Oh, God.
听好了,我说你要学会如何口交 Listen up. I said I want you to learn how to suck dick.
我听到了! I heard you!
- 这就是你的计划? - 是的 - That's your plan? - Yes.
我要说的是,如果命运把这个阴茎 放进你嘴里,你就得接受口交 All I'm saying is that when life puts a dick in your mouth, you make dickade.
“口交”不比阴茎好听多少 "Dickade" doesn't sound like a significant improvement over dick.
退一万步讲,詹姆斯! 我知道我在说什么 Bottom line, James! I know what I'm talking about.
- 我们说的是活下来 - 我明白 - We're talking about survival. - I understand.
- 这就是你活下来的原因,对吗? - 不,你闭嘴,不,这不是 - Because that's how you survived. Right? - No, you shut your mouth. No, it is not.
我靠这些活下来 I survived with these.
- 双手撸绝活 - 不,不是!我用拳头打架 - Dual hand jobs. - No. No! I kill with these.
这就是你和我的区别 因此你需要去做口交 That's the difference between me and you. Hence, why you need to suck a dick.
来吧,老兄 Come on, man.
我要去哪里找个人去...? Where am I gonna find someone who...?
我们在伊瓦尔斯酒吧 We're at the lvars Brasserie.
看你周围 Look around you.
这里是洛杉矶排名第一 基佬钓凯子的地方 This is L.A.'s number-one gay hookup scene.
- 连续三年被誉为“调情圣地” - 我该怎么说?用什么措辞? - Voted "Flirtiest Brunch" three years in a row. - What do I say? What do I literally say?
你就礼貌地说,“我想为你口交” You say, "I wanna suck your dick." Politely.
嘿,嗨,我叫詹姆斯 你介意我替你吹个箫吗? Hey, hi. I'm James. You mind if I could give you a little head?
- 嘿,我是詹姆斯 - 我想为你口交 - Hey, I'm James. - I wanna suck your dick.
- 我想为你口交 - 就是这样!继续! - I wanna suck your dick. - There you go! Just dive in!
- 他们就是这么干的 - 有人拒绝怎么办? - That's what they do. - What if someone says no?
没人会说不,这是客观事实 He ain't gonna say no. It's a scientific fact.
谁说的? According to who?
口交百科网!这有什么关系呢? Dickapedia! Why do you care?
- 这网站是真的吗? - 不,詹姆斯,那是...站起来 - Is that a real site? - No. James, it's a... Get up.
去那个酒吧,那个家伙 那里的那个家伙 You're gonna go to that bar. That guy. That guy right there.
站起来,去那里,礼貌地问那个人 能否让你口交 Get up, go over there, and politely ask that man can you suck his dick.
哦,上帝,真不敢相信我要做这个 Oh, my gosh. I can't believe I'm about to do this.
生存 Survival.
为了活下来 Go survive.
好吧,我只能上了 All right. I'll just go do it.
是的,上吧 Yes, go do it.
好吧 JAMES: Okay.
上啊,我们还做不做? MAN: Come on. Are we doing this or not, okay?
是,我们肯定要做 JAMES: Yes, we're definitely doing it.
嘿,我第一次唱卡拉OK也紧张 对吗? Hey, I was nervous the first time I did karaoke, right?
站起来,上去唱 Just get up there and sing.
这是什么烂前戏啊,赶紧吧 This is terrible foreplay. Come on.
- 我要把这个放进嘴里 - 对 - I'm gonna put it in my mouth. - Yeah.
我要含你的...你的... I'm gonna suck your di... Your di...
我要含你的... I'm gonna suck your di...
我们来这就是为了这个 That's what we're here for.
我要把你的...放进嘴里 我会给你... I'll gonna put your di... in my mouth. I'm gonna give you he...
注意表情 Facial.
一饮而尽! Down the hatch! Heh.
一个人吃饭? Eating alone?
我只是想你也许需要个伴 I just thought you could use some company.
哦 Oh... Oh.
好吧,我明白了 Okay, I see what this is.
你认为你能跟我在一起? You think that you can get with me?
- 哦,有趣的话题 - 等等,不,这不是请你坐下 - Interesting topic of conversation. - Wait. No. That wasn't a sit-down invitation.
- 你就像一个六 - 谢谢 - You're like a 6. - Thank you.
不,这不是夸奖你 你不是个好数字,我就像个九 No, it's not a compliment. That's not a good number. I'm like a 9.
如果我要加入这个游戏... If I were to get into this game...
你知道的,基佬游戏... - You know, the gay game... - Uh-huh.
顺便一提,玩基佬游戏,你会是赢家 By the way, the gay game is a game you can win.
不,不会,因为我根本不想玩 我说的是“如果” No, it's not, because I don't wanna play. I'm saying "if."
如果你决定加入,那边替补席上 有个位置 There's a spot on the bench for you, if you decide to join.
不,我不是替补,老兄 No, I'm not on the bench, man.
好吧,首发阵容! Okay, starter! Heh.
我不是同性恋,老兄 I'm not gay, man.
我来这儿是陪一个朋友 他要做些基佬的事 I'm here, supporting a friend, doing some gay stuff.
很抱歉,我的名字是克里斯 我还真是艳福不浅啊 I'm sorry. My name is Chris. It's short for Christmas Came Early This Year.
老兄,你在哪儿? Where are you at, man?
快点,老兄 MAN: Come on, man.
放长线钓大鱼 This is gonna help me in the long run.
- 这里,就是那里 - 别用这个指着我 - Here. Right there. - Don't point it at me.
嘿!玩得开心点,好吗? Hey! Have fun with it, right?
- 玩得开心点 - 好 - Have fun with it. - Yeah.
- 加油 三、二、一!含进嘴里! - Come on. - Three, two, one! In the mouth!
听着,老兄,你会找到意中人的 Look, you're gonna find you someone, man.
你只是要把眼光放得实际些,懂吗? You just gotta set your sights on something more realistic, you know?
你得放长远点,想想长远关系 You gotta think long-term. Think about the relationship.
你想跟谁一起抚养那个中国宝宝? Who are you gonna raise that Chinese baby with?
不知道 - I don't know. - Hm?
你想跟谁一起夺回清风房车? Who are you gonna restore that Airstream camper with?
你想跟谁去新罕布什尔吃床上早餐? Who are you gonna drive and open that bed-and-breakfast in New Hampshire with?
- 这是我需要听的 - 是的!是 - This is what I need to hear. - Yes! Yes.
我做不到,我试了,就是不行! 你必须训练我 I can't do it. I really tried. I just can't! You have to train me.
这是我最后的机会 It's my last chance.
你准备好接受 比以前更加严酷的训练了吗? You ready to train harder than you've ever trained?
因为我们一旦开始,就不可能停止 Because once we go, we do not hold back.
我们要做!要努力做! We do it! And we do it hard!
准备好雄起了吗?! Are you ready to get hard?
准备好了,我准备好雄起了! I am ready. I'm ready to get hard!
- 你要证明给我看你可以雄起! - 我会证明给你! - You're gonna show me you can get hard! - I'm gonna show you!
我会拼命去雄起! 我会证明给你我有多厉害! I'm gonna get so hard! Because I'm gonna show you how hard!
这正是我想听到的 现在回家,拼命雄起 That's what I wanna hear. Then let's go home and get hard.
我想要拥有他们那种感情 I want what they have.
耶! Yeah!
好啊,詹姆斯! Yeah, James!
耶! Yeah!
第二条准则:保护地盘
耶! - - Unh! - DARNELL: Yeah!
这就是我要说的! That's what I'm talking about!
够了! - Ugh. - Sho' enough!
恐惧口交会给予一个人力量 Fear of dick-sucking will give a man strength.
仅限员工
混蛋 Fuck you.
去你妈的! Fuck cock!
该死! Shit!
嘿,后退!你最好让这些乳头 离我的脸远点!否则我让你好看! Hey, back off! You better get those tits out of my face! Or I'll show you my tits!
- 你在干嘛? - 练习说脏话 - What are you doing? - Working on my trash talk.
让其他狱友尊重你 You know, to get respect from the other inmates.
说给我听听 Let me hear some of it.
好吧 All right. Ahem.
嘿,朋友,我要踢破你的屁股 Hey, pal. I'm about to tear you a new ass.
詹姆斯,你得表现得更凶狠一点 You gonna have to do a little better than that, James.
嘿,我要踢破你的屁股 Hey, I'm about to tear you a new ass.
把你的屁股缝起来! And sew up your old ass!
好的,就是这样 Okay. All right.
我要揍扁你! I'm gonna punch you in the fuck!
我要把你变成婊子中的婊子! I'm gonna make you my bitch's bitch!
你就会成为大婊子! You're gonna be my grand-bitch!
对,你的干炮圈 马上就能得到二十个点赞 Yeah. You're about to 20 likes on Instafuck.
如果再叫我在这里看见你 我就在你屁股上盖个戳 If I see you around here again, I'm gonna put a hashtag on your ass.
看看要打多少下才能盖上 And see how many hits it gets.
哦,我的上帝 - Hmm? - Oh, my God.
希望你带了好又多的会员卡 因为你要买一大堆阴茎棒! Hope you brought your Costco card, because you're about to get dick in bulk!
什么?太不幸了 What? This is so dark.
吃五道带鸡巴的菜如何? How does a prix fixe dinner of five courses of dick sound?
- 你吃有机食品? - 什么? - You eat organic? - What?
一份新鲜的、热烘烘的睾丸怎么样! How about fresh farm-to-table, a purée of my balls!
耶,阴茎节快乐,圣鸡鸡! Yeah. Merry Dickmas, Santa Cock! Hmm?
好了,好吧,老兄 Okay. All right, man.
詹姆斯,这些话都是哪来的? Where is this stuff coming from, James?
嘿,小子,你让你的父母失望了 Hey, son. You're a disappointment to your parents.
他俩我都干过! Who I fucked!
哦,该死 Oh, shit.
詹姆斯,这不正常 想想这个你就会发疯 James, this is sick. You gotta be crazy to think of this.
这样发疯是好的 That crazy is good.
谢谢,我还有六个小时的脏话在这里 Thank you. I've got about six hours more.
好,詹姆斯,很好 That's good, James. That's really good.
我喜欢这个,很喜欢 I like that. I like that a lot.
我希望你带着你的阴茎打孔卡 因为第八个是免费的 I hope you brought your dick punch-card because the eighth dick is free.
刺! Stab!
啊,该死!好了 Shit! Okay.
詹姆斯,干得不错 That's not bad, James.
干得非常棒 That's not bad at all.
有进步 Progress.
彼得吹箫手挑了许多腌制的鸡鸡! Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled cocks!
不错 Yes.
入狱前十天
嘿、嘿、嘿! 准备好开始今天的工作了吗? Hey, hey, hey! You ready to get to work today?
- 你好 - 这都是什么玩意? - Hello. - What's all this stuff?
哦,这些是刀子 Oh, these are shanks.
或者说“刀” Or "shivs."
在苏格兰,人们称其为“利器” In Scotland, they're referred to as "chibs."
实际上,这个是我做给你的 In fact, I made this one for you.
- 给我的? - 是的 - Really? - Yeah.
我只想说,谢谢你所做的一切 Just to say thank you for all the hard work.
啊,老兄 Oh, man.
兄弟会 这很好,很酷 That's nice. That's cool.
哇哦,哇哦,别握着刀刃 你以前没拿过刀吗?握这里 Whoa, whoa. Don't hold it by the blade. Haven't you ever held one before? Right here.
是的,我没拿过 我的室友以前总拿着刀 Yeah, no, my cellie used to hold them all the time.
我不喜欢刀,刀引起太多纠纷 I don't like them. They cause too much trouble.
你在操场亮出刀,会招来攻击 他们会这么做的 You pull that out on the yard, somebody come out attack you, they can do this to you.
现在你要怎么做? 你懂我的意思吗? Now what do you do? You know what I mean?
见鬼的,这从哪来的? What the hell? Where'd that come from?
我自学的屁股保护方法 I taught myself how to keister.
屁股保护方法?在屁股上? How to keister? Up the keister?
看,这是电动牙刷的一部分 很有效 Look, the electronic toothbrush part, it still works.
哦,不,好了,詹姆斯,关掉它 Oh, no. Okay, James. Cut it off.
关掉它,老兄,拿开 Cut it off. Get it out of my face, man.
我不用手就能启动它 I can turn it on with no hands.
我不想看这个 我不想看这个戏法 I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that trick.
好了,放回去,上帝啊 It's okay. Put it back. God.
- 放回去? - 不,不,不 - Put it back? - No. No, no.
停,停,停,拜托停下 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Please.
- 想我教你怎么做吗? - 不,我想跳过这个 - Do you want me to teach you how? - No, I'm gonna pass on that.
首先,呼气 It starts with a simple inverse inhale.
詹姆斯,停下 James, stop it.
同时放松括约肌 That, with a simultaneous relaxing of the sphincter.
我不想知道 I don't wanna know.
你确定? You sure?
我确定,我只想问你个问题 I'm positive. I just wanna ask you one question.
我在那里,摸着所有那些刀柄 I was over there, and I was touching all those shanks.
它们...? Were they, uh...?
- 能放进后面? - 是,能放进去吗? - Keistered? - Yeah. Were they keistered?
大部分,是的 Most of them. Yeah.
入狱前八天
我们要模拟一场监狱暴乱 We're about to simulate a prison riot.
你要明白那是监狱里最危险的时候 Understand that this is the most dangerous situation there is.
囚犯害怕,狱警也害怕 Prisoners are scared. Guards are scared.
活下来的关键是克服恐惧 The key to surviving is to not freak out.
- 我的上帝,暴乱时会发生什么? - 杰杰里奥会向你扔些东西 - Good Lord. What's gonna happen? - Cecelio's just gonna throw some stuff at you.
一些自负的人,一些肮脏的 无家可归的家伙,他能拿到的一切 Some roosters, some mangly homeless guys, whatever he's got.
- 这让他兴奋十足 - 好的,来吧 - He's really excited about this. - Okay. Let's do it.
等等,没有防弹衣吗? Wait, don't I get body armor?
不,我们没那个美国时间 杰杰里奥! No. We don't have that type of time. Cecelio!
为什么没有足够时间? Why don't we have enough time?
记住,别害怕 Remember, do not freak out.
灯光! Lights!
音乐! Music!
谁想参加派对?! Who wants to party?!
上啊!上啊!上啊! Go! Go! Go!
杰杰里奥!把鸡放进去! DARNELL: Cecelio! Release the chickens!
不、不、不,詹姆斯!别害怕! No, no, no, James! Don't freak out!
达尼尔,那有只狒狒! JAMES: Darnell, there's a baboon!
你现在在我的地盘! - DARNELL: You're in my world now! - Aah!
来人,放我出去! Someone let me out!
振作起来,别害怕! DARNELL: Stop freaking out!
漂亮! It's fucking beautiful!
哦,见鬼! Oh, shit!
去死!去死! Die! Die!
杰杰里奥,关掉它! DARNELL: Cecelio, turn it off!
关掉它! Turn it off!
詹姆斯,我失控了! James, I've lost control!
杰杰里奥!退回去!我失去控制了! Cecelio! Pull back! I have lost control!
哦,我的上帝! Oh, my God!
- 啊,上帝! - 哦,我的上帝 - - God! - JAMES: Oh, my God.
见鬼! Shit!
- 我被刺了! - 不! - JAMES: I'm stabbed! - No!
- 我被刀割了! - 不,老兄,你割伤了我! - JAMES: I'm cut! - No, you cut me, man!
你刺伤了我! You stabbed me!
- 不,我没有! - 不,你有! - No, I didn't! - Yes, you did!
我告诉你别害怕 你却吓呆了!上帝!等等! I told you, don't freak out! You freaked out! God! Wait...
- 不,我很好 - 等一下 - JAMES: No, I'm okay. - Hold up.
那只是红酒而已 JAMES: It's just the wine.
老兄,我看到酒精对你有什么作用 I see all the wine, man.
我感觉很好 I totally feel fine.
- 哦,见鬼! - 什么?那是... - Oh, fuck! - What? It's a...
- 另一把原来在这里 - 好了,坐下来 - Oh, that's where the other one went. - Okay, just sit down.
- 这是一把刀,只是一把刀 - 是,我知道 - It's a shiv. It's just a shiv. - Yes, I know.
嘿,别吓坏了 Hey, don't freak out.
- 我要把刀拔出来 - 好的 - I'm gonna pull it. - Okay.
DARNELL GRUNTS THEN JAMES SCREAMING
哦,我的老天 Oh, my God.
这玩意就像鱼钩 你越往外拉,它越往里钻 It's like a fishhook. The more you pull, the deeper it lodges.
好了,好了,听着,我老婆是护士 我把你带到她那去,好吗? All right. Okay. Look, my wife's a nurse. Let's get you to my wife. Okay?
上帝,哦,上帝 God. Oh, God.
哦,上帝,哦,我的上帝 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
它要从我头里戳出来了 It's sticking right out of my head.
听着,詹姆斯,我不想再看了 我要开始... James, listen. I don't want to look at it no more because I'm starting to...
哦,该死,我太害怕了 Oh, shit. I'm so scared.
我知道,见鬼的你能不能把头... I know. Can you fucking just keep your head...
- 哦,上帝! - 你弄得更深了 - Oh, God! - You drove it in a little deeper.
哦,上帝,詹姆斯,对不起... Oh, God. Oh, James, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- 我的眼睛在抽搐吗? - 没有! - Is my eye twitching? - No!
- 回答我,我的眼睛在抽搐吗? - 你的眼睛看起来很好 - Answer the question. Is my eye twitching? - It look fine.
- 真的?看起来很好? - 是的,很好,老兄,没什么问题 - Yeah? Does it look fine? - Yeah, fine, man. There's nothing wrong.
- 那玩个记忆游戏,好吗?准备 - 好了 - Let's play a memory game, okay? Engage. - Yes.
- 告诉我十二个月份 - 月份 - Give me 12 months. - Months.
一、二... One, two...
- 不 - 四... - No. - Four...
夏天,圣诞节... Summer, Christmas...
- 什么? - 烤土豆... - What? - Baked potato...
- 什么“烤土豆”? - 等等,我是不是少说了一个月? - What is "baked potato"? - Wait. Did I leave one out?
不,你是对的,你是对的 这些是月份 No. You're right. You're right. Those are the months.
爸爸,谢谢你开车送我来学校 Thanks for driving me to college, Dad.
什么?搞什么? What? What the fuck?
但是别在你把我送到宿舍时哭 不然我也该哭了 But don't start crying when you drop me off at the dorm, because then I'll start crying.
我爱你,爸爸 I love you, Dad.
我也爱你,伙计 Love you too, man.
- 我该下车了 - 詹姆斯!不!不! - This is where I need to get out. - James! No! No!
关门!关门! Close the door! Close the door!
- 我们在柯契拉? - 不,詹姆斯! - Are we at Coachella? - No, James!
丽塔,再次感谢你 把我头上的刀子取下来 Rita, thank you once again for taking the knife out of my head.
玛凯拉,怎么...? RITA: Makayla, what...?
小妞 Young lady.
但他正在做 But he's doing it.
这很美味 This is delicious.
好了,詹姆斯,詹姆斯 - DARNELL: Okay, James. James. - Grr.
停,停,你不必像这样吃东西 你在休假 Stop. Stop. You don't have to eat like that. You're on furlough.
抱歉,这是我训练的一部分 Sorry. It's part of my training.
如果你任由别人找你麻烦,不让你 好好吃饭,你就是一个废物 If you let someone mess with your food, you're a punk.
尽管这很美味 It's delicious, though.
听着,你需要立刻打住 Look, you need to shut this stuff down right now.
你不知道你的所作所为会在 他入狱前就害死他吗? Do you understand you're gonna get him killed before he even gets to prison?
- 你在说什么? - 达尼尔表现很棒 - What are you talking about? - Darnell's doing a wonderful job.
- 他是个好老师 - 看到了? - He's a great teacher. - See that?
也是一个很好的朋友 And a great friend.
我唯一搞不懂的就是 他怎么会进监狱的 I just can't figure out how he ever went to jail in the first place.
老天,我也不知道 RITA: Gosh, me neither.
达尼尔,怎么不告诉詹姆斯 你过去是怎么走上歧途的? Darnell, have you every shared with James the story of how you went away?
不,他没有 No, he hasn't.
嗯,他现在还没准备好告诉你这些 Well, he's not really ready for that right now.
玛凯拉在这里呢 And I got Makayla at the table.
我是说,她是一个已判刑的重罪犯的 女儿,她很坚强 I mean, she's the daughter of a convicted felon. She's strong.
- 嗯 - 说得好 - Mm-hm. - JAMES: Good point.
你为什么不讲讲?别省略任何细节 Why don't you tell it? Don't leave out details.
我很想听听 我认为会对我有帮助 I'd love to hear it. I think it could really help me.
好吧 Okay, uh...
我们就是在街边的混混 We was just some boys in the hood.
我,我的好友,里基和步兵 Me, my man, Ricky, and Doughboy.
步兵的真名是罗素 我们关系很好,伙计 Doughboy's real name was Russell. We was close, man.
说到里基,里基很特别 因为他前途光明 Thing about Ricky, Ricky was special, because Ricky had the ticket.
里基是名出色的橄榄球四分卫 他有望直升大学 Ricky was star quarterback. You know, he had a college future.
他是我们的黄金男孩,你明白吗? He was our golden boy, you know?
我们和一些家伙起了纠纷 你知道,帮派群殴什么的 We got into it with some other guys. You know, some gangbang stuff.
在回家的路上我们分开了 Uh, on the way home we decide to split up.
我和步兵说我们走这边 Me and Doughboy said we'll go this way.
里基说他走那边 Ricky said he'll go this way.
我和步兵转回来,发现里基躺在地上 Me and Doughboy come around, we see Ricky on the ground.
里基中枪了 Ricky got shot.
我跑到那里,我跑啊,跑啊 I run over there. I'm running, I'm running.
我抓起他,把他的头抱在怀里 我看着他,哭喊,“里基! I grab him. I got his head on my arm. I'm looking. I'm like, "Ricky!"
里基! Ricky!"
里基” "Ricky."
他本前途光明啊! He had the ticket!
他们杀了他 They got him.
步兵说,“来吧,兄弟,站起来 让他去吧,他已经死了” Doughboy's like, "Come on, man. Get up. Let him be. He's done."
我站起来 I get up.
步兵说,“你知道这是什么意思 意思是我们要挺身而出” Doughboy says, "You know what this mean. This mean we gotta step up."
我说,“你说得对,就是这样” 所以我们武了个装 I said, "You damn right, it does." So we strapped up.
- 我不知道那是什么意思 - 我们弄到了喷子 - I don't know what that means. - It means we got the burners.
我不知道那是什么意思 I don't know what that means.
我们弄到了枪 It means we went and got the guns.
那晚我们发现了那些家伙 We saw those guys later that night.
三枪爆头 Three headshots. Pop! Pop! Pop!
- “这是为了里基!” - 毫无疑问 - "That's for Ricky!" - For sure.
警察来了,伙计 Cops came, man.
我告诉步兵我来担下一切 I told Doughboy I'd take the rap.
我说,“你快走,继续过你的生活 我会告诉他们一切都是我做的” I said, "You go ahead. Live your life. I'll tell them it was me."
警察来了,我说,“是我做的” Cops came. I said, "I did it."
我进了监狱 I went to jail.
你为罗素牺牲了你的自由和人生 You gave your life and your freedom for Russell.
忠诚如一 Loyal to a fault.
事情就是这样 It is what it is.
就是我如今还在洗车的原因 That's why I wash cars today.
因为我的双手沾满鲜血 Because I got blood on my hands.
就像麦克白夫人一样 Just like Lady MacBeth.
像麦克白 - - Huh? - JAMES: Like MacBeth.
是的 Yes.
是的 - Yes. - Phew.
哇,真是个好故事 Wow, what a story.
听起来简直就像一部电影 Almost sounds like a movie.
对啊 RITA: Phew. Yeah.
达尼尔,你怎么不告诉他 那时一位白人女士来了,收养了你... Darnell, why don't you tell him about that time that that white lady came and adopted you...
为你申诉改判为防卫过当 and turned you into an offensive tackle.
我想今晚我们说的够多了 I think we've talked enough tonight.
我叫的车来了 Oh. There's my cab.
我得在关门前赶回去 要不杰杰里奥会活埋了我 I'd better get back before lockdown or Cecelio will put me in the hole.
他喜欢教训我 He loves putting me in the hole.
- 我送你出去,老兄 - 不必麻烦了 - Well, let me walk you out, man. - No, that's fine.
感谢你所做的一切 Thanks for everything.
詹姆斯,很高兴见到你 James, it was wonderful meeting you.
我也很高兴遇见你 JAMES: Great to meet you too.
你知道,长大后,我的家人 从未像这样聚在一起 You know, growing up, my family would never spend any time together like this.
你们很幸运 You guys are very lucky.
- 再见,玛凯拉 - 再见,金先生 - Bye, Makayla. - Bye, Mr. King.
再见 Bye-bye.
嘿,你爸爸从没进过监狱,好吗? Hey, your dad never went to jail, okay?
我看过《街区男孩》 I've seen Boyz n the Hood.
谁给你看的《街区男孩》? Who showed you Boyz n the Hood?
爸爸,我不认为是他做的 Daddy, I don't think he did it.
他当然没有 Of course he didn't.
你要做些真正能帮助到他的事 You need to do something that's really gonna help him.
他在监狱里撑不了多久 He will not last in prison.
他甚至在我的学校里都撑不下去 He wouldn't even last in my school.
你好,我是詹姆斯 Hello, this is James.
嘿,是我,达尼尔 听着,老兄,我想了想 Hey. It's me, Darnell. Look, man, I've been thinking it over...
我觉得在你入狱时 给你找些额外的保护是个好主意 and it might be a good idea to get you extra protection on the inside.
所以明天我们要去我的表兄弟罗素家 现在听我说,詹姆斯 So tomorrow we're gonna go over to my cousin Russell's house. Now listen.
我的表兄弟罗素和他的伙伴 是与我们完全不同的人 DARNELL: Russell and his friends, they're different dudes.
对外来者很有戒心 Very suspicious of outsiders.
我是说,当你走进那里 他们很可能立刻认为你是警察 You walking in there, they're probably gonna think you a cop off the bat.
所以为了避免遇到危险 我需要你做些事情 So I need you to do something for me so we don't create any dangerous situations.
- 穿得更随便些 - 把脸涂黑 - DARNELL: Dress casually. - Blackface.
这是搞什么啊?! What the fuck was that?!
- 明天见 - 詹姆斯,詹姆斯 - See you tomorrow. - DARNELL: James. - James.
詹姆斯,别做蠢事,穿得随便些 James, don't do nothing stupid. Just dress casual.
入狱前七天 HORN HONKING
- 行头不错啊 - 该死的你在干什么? - Nice whip. - What the hell are you doing?
- 你觉得你打扮得像谁,詹姆斯? - 李尔·韦恩 - Who you supposed to be dressed like, James? - Little Wayne.
- 他上一次现场秀就是这么穿的 - 哦,李尔·韦恩 - It's what he wore at his last runway show. - Oh, Lil Wayne.
你告诉我需要入乡随俗,所以我 熬了一整夜,研究你们的文化 You told me I needed to try to fit in, so I stayed up all last night studying your culture.
- 抱歉,你说什么? - 对于那些说爵士乐 - I'm sorry, what? - And to those who say jazz...
是唯一美国本土的艺术形式 我要说,我的朋友,听听杰斯的歌 is the only indigenous American art form, I say listen to a little Jay-Z, my friend.
我忘了杜松子酒和果汁 我是否该回家去拿呢? I forgot the gin and juice. Should I run back inside?
你能别晃了吗? Will you stop?
我不会盗用你们的文化 I'm not trying to appropriate your culture.
- 这很棒,我会告诉其他人 - 我只想说 - That's great. I'll tell the others. - I'm just saying...
嘻哈是一种非常 复杂多面的亚文化... hip-hop is a very sophisticated, multifaceted subculture...
适合所有类型的人群 that speaks to all different types of people.
那音乐,风尚,态度,力量... The music, the fashions, the attitudes, the beefs...
我读得越多,听得越多... The more I read, the more I listened...
越能接触到其丰富的文化内涵 the more I felt connected to its rich cultural tapestry.
那真是太好啦,现在,拜托我们 可以结束这番对话了吗? That is really great. Now, can we please be done with this conversation?
别再晃了 Please stop.
我想我知道是谁杀了图帕克 I think I know who killed Tupac.
- 下一个! - 搞什么鬼? - JAMES: I got next! - What the fuck?
- 你好 - 我要给你屁股加个盖 - Hello. - MAN: I'm gonna put a cap in yo ass.
你他妈是谁?! Who the fuck are you?!
- 他没问题,他是跟我来的 - 那你他妈是谁,黑鬼? - Yo, he's good. He with me. - And who the fuck are you, nigga?
嘿,罗素,罗素! Hey, Russell. Russell!
罗素 Russell.
罗素!是我 Russell! Excuse me.
你好,詹姆斯·金,高级基金经理 威尔索普基金管理 JAMES: Hello. James King, Senior Fund Manager, Wealthrop Funds.
- 詹姆斯,快走吧 - 对不起,过一下 - James, come on. - JAMES: Excuse me. Right through here.
他就是你说的那位 你要帮他做好准备进监狱的王八蛋? Hell no, man. Is this the motherfucker who you said you had to get ready for prison, man?
我需要保护,我希望能加入 克伦肖王一伙 Well, I need protection, and I'm hoping to join the Crenshaw Kings.
是吗? Are you? Ha-ha-ha.
嘿,我过去见过白人,我的缓刑监督官 就是白人,你明白我的意思吗? I've seen white people before. My probation officer is white. You know what I'm saying?
但是你,混账 你白得像蛋黄酱,老兄 But you, motherfucker, man, you white as mayonnaise, man. Ha-ha-ha.
见鬼,也许是黑脸的蛋黄酱 谁知道呢? Oh, shit. Maybe in blackface. Who knows? Ha-ha-ha.
嘿,听着,我来告诉你 Hey, listen. I tell you what though.
老兄,你穿得倒是很对 You damn sure got your get-up right, man.
我是说,迷彩和豹纹 这是明确写在帮派手册上的 I mean, camouflage and cheetah print, that's straight out the gangbanger's handbook.
对,就像李尔·韦恩,对吗? Yeah, yeah, like Lil Wayne, right?
正是,谢谢你 Exactly. Thank you.
我喜欢这个 MOUTHS I love it.
听着,他没打算加入我们,好吗? Look, he's not trying to be a member, okay?
他只想你能在他入狱期间保护他 He just wants you to protect him while he's on the inside.
就像达尼尔担下罪名时你为他做的 Like you did for Darnell when he took the rap for you.
什么? What?
这件事我们下次再谈 We can talk about that another time.
- 好 - 不 - Yeah. - No.
所以继续说下去 So let's let that go.
你记得,你知道 You remember. You know.
记得里基所做的,他的光明前途... With what Ricky did and the ticket...
你吓坏了,达尼尔控制了场面 担下了一切 and you freaked out and Darnell took control of the situation.
- 停 - 这他妈...? - Stop. - Is this motherfucking...?
《街区男孩》,老兄 Boyz n the Hood, man.
- 这真不是时候 - 好吧,我告诉你,老兄 - - This is a bad time. - RUSSELL: Okay, I tell you what, man.
我告诉你: I tell you what:
来谈谈吧 Humor me.
我是个公平的人 I'm a fair person.
我是个商人 And I'm a businessman.
完全的专业人士 Clear professional.
你的生活有什么价值? What's your life worth to you?
一百万美元听上去怎样? - How does a million dollars sound? - Ha-ha-ha.
“一百万美元听上去怎样?” "How does a million dollars sound?" Ha-ha-ha.
大家注意,都退后 交给我来处理 Hold up, everybody. Stand back. I'll handle it.
一百万美元听上去怎样? How does a million dollars sound?
兄弟,一百万美元听上去 就像是个带六个零数字 Million dollars sound like a one with six zeros behind it with two commas separating them.
然而,大家都从有线电视新闻网上听到 以及从华尔街日报上看到... However, from the sound of CNN and the looks of The Wall Street Journal...
只要耳不聋眼不瞎的人都得知了 你破产的消息,该死 and everybody else with eyes and ears go to get they news, you broke, motherfucker.
你的资产已经被冻结了 并且不会那么快有机会被解冻 Your assets have been frozen with no chances of thawing anytime soon.
所以你也就是... So you probably got as much or less...
比你身边的那位不怎么样 还喜欢玩心眼儿的废物... than this little no-good, manipulative, degenerate motherfucker...
强一点 right here next to you.
我不得不问一下 “你懂我在说什么吗?” Which forces me to ask the question, "Are you fucking with me?"
你觉得这是他妈的儿戏吗? 你觉得我在搞笑吗? You think this a motherfucking game? You think I'm playing?
你为什么出现在我的地盘,我的房子里 Why would you come up in my hood, in my house...
假装自己很有料 还承诺完全兑现不了的事? and present yourself as something you not, offering shit you can't deliver?
- 这个混账让你对我撒谎的吗? - 罗素 - Did this motherfucker tell you to lie to me? - Russ.
该死的闭上你的嘴吧,伙计 Shut the fuck up, man.
我认为,你最好赶紧告诉我 你究竟能做什么... I think, real fast, you need to tell me what the fuck you gonna do...
才能说服我留着你的小命 to make me wanna keep motherfuckers off your ass.
你可是在跟詹姆斯·金说话 You're talking to James King.
让我为你创造财富吧 Let me create wealth for you.
所以通常最少买进 五百万奈克斯尔基金 So the normal minimum buy-in to the Nexel Fund is 5 million...
但我可以让你们这些家伙 用经纪商账户 but I can get you guys in using a brokerage pocket account.
换句话说,那两个砖头大小的可卡因 然后把它放在这儿 In other words, liquidate two bricks of cocaine and park it right here.
现在随着基金以往的业绩表现 它将会在每三到五年翻一倍 With the historical performance of the fund, that's gonna double every three to five years...
然后我们可以毫不费力地获得 一百二十万美元 and we're looking at, mm, $1.2 million easy.
除了犯罪之外,才没办法赚那么多钱 Ain't no way you're making that much money without committing a crime.
带着对巴尔扎克的歉意 With apologies to Balzac.
你个混蛋,你在瞎扯淡什么? What the fuck? You talking about my ballsack?
不,我们将要做的是,获得... No. What we're gonna do is we get other people's money...
那些在市场上做出 相反预测的人的钱 who've made an opposite prediction on the market.
好,我会卷起他们的钱,然后全部带走 Okay, we gonna roll on them and take they money.
那些窝囊废有钱玩这么大吗? Just how strapped are these loser motherfuckers?
噢,我可不担心 Oh, I wouldn't worry.
我已经从他们那里拿了好几百万了 I've taken millions from them...
他们还没有骑到我头上来 and they haven't stepped to me yet.
那些窝囊废 Loser motherfuckers.
该死的,蛋黄酱来势汹汹哦 Damn. Mayo is badass.
股市就是个黑帮 拿走你的钱让别人没得拿,对吗? Stock market is gangster. Take what's yours and fuck the other guy, right?
华尔街的精英们,兄弟 那些才是真正的罪犯 Wall Street, man. Those are the real criminals.
那些家伙杀完人还逍遥法外 Those guys get away with murder.
等等,兄弟 你一直在杀人,老黑 Wait, man. You murder people all the time, Black.
对,没错,杀人是我的最爱 Oh, yeah. Murder's my favorite.
他们在想:拜托,别杀我 And they think, "Oh, please, don't kill me."
我喜欢,就好像说:我不会杀你的 I love it. And I'm like, "I'm not gonna kill you."
他们放松,然后说:马上趴在地上! They relax, then I'm like, "Boom, get on the ground now!
趴下,趴下! Get on the ground! Get on the ground!"
我要杀了你!我要杀了你! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
- 我杀人上瘾了 - 别担心 - I get excited about murder. - Don't worry about it.
我在笑 I'm... I'm laughing.
你这次做得还凑合 You should know, you did all right this time.
你的兄弟蛋黄酱是个赚钱机器 Your boy, Mayo, is an earner.
你会不会给他一些 内部的帮助? Are you gonna get him some help on the inside?
我会帮他的 I'll help him.
但不是我们 你知道的,内部都是有色人种 But not with us. You know, inside it's all about color.
那家伙需要加入一个白人黑帮 Dude need a white gang.
非常纯粹的白人黑帮 A very white gang.
但我会找找关系帮他一把 But I'll put the play together.
进监狱六天前
白人联盟
我一定要加入这个黑帮吗? JAMES: That's the gang I have to join?
他们好像有点种族歧视 They seem kind of racist.
不是有点,他们完全就是 Ain't no "kind of." They are.
那是白人联盟会 That's the Alliance of Whites.
那也是你唯一 能在监狱中生存下去的机会 That's also your only chance of survival in prison...
所以你需要融入他们,并且需要 让他们确信你是他们中的一员 so you need to go in there and you need to make them believe that you're one of them.
可事实上,他们叫我黑鬼 你也说来听听吧,自然一点 Matter of fact, call me the N-word. But say it like you mean it, though. Let me hear it.
什么?不可能 What? No.
赶紧说吧,快点,詹姆斯,我现在 准许你说这个词 That's the wrong N-word. Come on, James, I'm giving you a free pass right now.
在这辆车里,黑鬼这个词完全没问题 不就是个词嘛,来吧 In this truck, the N-word is perfectly fine. Just another word right now. Go ahead.
可那感觉还是不太... That still doesn't feel...
好吧,让我们试试这个 白的反义词是什么? Let's try this. What's that place where your leg bends?
黑? My knee?
没错,那么 跑火车的叫铁什么? Okay. And, uh, what noise does a-angry dog make?
- 轨? - 现在,把它们放在一起讲 - Grr? - Put it together, though.
黑,黑...轨 Knee. Knee-grr.
该死!抱歉 - Ow! - Oh, shit! I'm sorry.
抱歉,兄弟,我情不自禁 I am sorry, man, that just happened.
没控制住自己 That literally just happened.
哇哦,我给你揍得不轻 Wow, I got you good too.
不知不觉就打了 It just, like, jumped out, man.
就是个条件反射,真不知怎么形容 It was a reflex. I really can't tell you.
我还没说那个词呢 我只是说了另外两个词 I didn't even say it. I was saying two other words.
抱歉,詹姆斯 你想让我做什么? I apologize, James. What do you want me to do?
赶紧下车吧 到那边努力表现一下 Just get your ass out the car and go in there, act hard.
融入他们,老兄,去吧 Fit in, man. Go ahead.
把灯关掉!该死! Cut the light off! Shit!
耶! Fuck yeah!
蜘蛛,该你了 MAN: Spider, you're up.
看着学,小子 Watch and learn, son.
嗨 Hi.
请各位听我讲下话 我只是在找那个叫蜘蛛的人 If I could have your attention, please. I'm just looking for Spider?
他是个缉毒警! MAN: He's a narc!
听着,你不能总依着他 Listen, this relationship can't just be built around him.
我的意思是,你也有权利做你开心的事 明白吗? You got a right to be happy too, you know?
是的,听了你的一席话 我想通了 And I am, I am. And I think I'm open to it now because of our talk.
不错,那太好了,很高兴你听进去了 很不错 Yeah. That's good. I love the fact that you're listening. I love that.
你知道吗,我交往过的男友 都没有你这么好 You know, you're the best boyfriend I never had.
好啦 Ha, ha. Okay. Ha-ha-ha.
好的,其实,我没有完全放弃 还有时间 Yeah, well, I'm not totally giving up. There is time.
- 事情会随着时间的流逝而改变的 - 不,不,它们不会的 - And things change with time. - No, no, they don't.
不,那永远不会发生的 No. No, no. That's never gonna happen.
- 你只是现在这么说 - 不,我永远都会这么说 - You say that now. - No, no, no. I'm always gonna say that.
好吧 - Okay. - Ha-ha-ha.
好的 Okay.
该死 Oh, shit.
嘿,我有点事,再聊喽? Hey, I gotta go, okay?
我晚点再跟你谈,玩得开心 So I'll talk to you later. Have fun.
这里是私人会所,犹太脑袋 Private club, Jew Hair.
讲得漂亮,蜘蛛 Good one, Spider.
我就这么走进来了 I walked right into that one. Heh.
詹姆斯·金,新教教徒 James King. Protestant.
肖克伦金的罗素 跟你们提到我了吗? But Russell, from the Crenshaw Kings, referred me?
是的,罗素说了你会来的 Yeah, Russell said you'd be by.
不管怎么说,我将要进监狱了 我需要一些保护 Anyway, I'm going to prison and I need protection.
好吧,那你来对地方了,大个子 Well, welcome to the club, Jimbo.
太棒了!噢,上帝! Great! Oh, good!
我们可以保护你 但是我们也有一些规则需要你来遵守 But you get protection from us, we got rules.
一些原则 Principles.
规则一 Rule number one:
当你加入之后,就不可以 跟黑人和拉丁裔人一起勾搭 When you're on the inside, you don't hang out with the niggers or the spics.
这个你能做到吗,兄弟? Now, do you have a problem with that, brother?
我吗? Me?
当然能 Of course not.
蜘蛛,你把我看成什么人了? Spider, what do you take me for?
我是个一流的种族主义者 I'm a big-time racist.
我超讨厌黑 I hate the knee.
什么? What?
那是什么玩意? What is this shit?
我是说,我是一个典型的种族主义者 在我的棋子里面,只有白棋 I mean, heck, I'm such a racist that my chess set, I only have white pieces.
这么说有点让人糊涂,但是我不会... It's confusing, but I don't...
我不会给黑棋任何赢的机会 I won't give the blacks a chance to win.
该死 Oh, shit.
他是个该死的警察 He's a fucking cop.
- 他是个警察! - 我觉得不对劲 - MAN: He's a cop! - I smell bacon.
- 我不是警察 - 最讨厌那些该死的缉毒警察了 - I'm not a cop. - Fucking hate narcs.
我们会追查出他究竟是干什么的 We'll find out what he is.
好的 Yeah.
天啊 Oh, God.
该死的,天啊 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Oh, my God.
我只是想知道我适不适合 加入白人联盟会而已 I'm just wondering if maybe I'm not the best fit for the Alliance of Whites.
在我撕破你的脸皮之前 你有什么需要坦白的吗? You got anything to confess before I rip your face off?
好的!来啊! JAMES: Fine! Go ahead!
杀了我吧!但是请告诉全世界我不是个贼! Kill me! But please tell the world I'm not a thief!
我并没有做那些他们所说的事 I did not do the things they said I did!
答应我,蜘蛛!答应我! Promise me, Spider! Promise me!
烧死他 Burn him.
那是什么鬼东西?! MAN: The fuck was that?!
没错 That's right!
有个黑人带着个喷火器进来了 你该知道这通常都会发生! A black man just came in with a flamethrower, just like you always knew would happen!
是的! Yeah!
恶魔降临了,混蛋们! The devil in here, bitch!
而且他还是个黑人 And he's a black man.
给我后退!退后! Stay yo ass back! Stay back!
詹姆斯!我们走吧! James! Let's go!
好的 Yeah.
- 你还好吗? - 很好,快点吧 - You all right? - Yeah. Come on.
快点,快点吧,我们走吧 Come on. Come on, let's go.
知道么?我想跟你们说点事儿 You know what? I got something I wanna say to y'all since I'm guessing...
我猜这是你们第一次 被强迫听一个黑人的话 this is the first time that you've ever been forced to listen to a black man.
你知道吗,可能你们这些家伙 只需要冷静点 You know, maybe you guys should just calm the fuck down.
黑人不会伤害你的! Black people ain't trying to hurt you!
虽然我现在很有伤害力 I mean, technically, I am right now.
但那只是因为 你正在试图对这位白人做的事 But that's only because of what you were trying to do to the white guy.
想想这些吧! Think about that!
谷歌一下“我有一个梦想”,蠢货们! Google "I Have a Dream," assholes!
各位,这个时刻很有教育意义 It's a teachable moment here, people.
应该烧死这里的每个人 Should burn everybody in here.
跑,詹姆斯! Run, James!
噢,该死!把他们脑袋带到我面前来! - JAMES: Oh, shit! - Bring me their fucking heads!
跑,詹姆斯!快跑啊! Run, James! Run!
你把那辆摩托车推倒有个屁用啊? 跑啊! What the fuck are you knocking over the bike for?! Run!
噢,天啊,你就是讲不出“黑鬼”啊? Oh, God. You just couldn't say "nigger", huh?
什么?你难道还不晓得 你生我气是讽刺在哪里吗? What?! You can't see the irony in being mad at me about that?
- 不! - 混账东西! - - No! - WOMAN: Motherfuckers!
- 那是纳粹的乳房! - 而且它们非常巨大! - It's Nazi titties! - And they're huge!
快跑! Get out!
该死! Oh, shit!
婊子,把你的白屁股移走! - WOMAN: Whoa! - DARNELL: Bitch, get your white ass off!
见鬼! Goddamn it! Ugh!
走吧,走吧,走吧! JAMES: Oh, go, go, go!
- 你炸了我的俱乐部,犹太脑袋 - 该死! - You blew up my club, Jew Hair! - Oh, shit!
后种族歧视的美国,混蛋! JAMES: Post-racial America, assholes!
- 混蛋,纳粹党! - 耶! - DARNELL: Fuck you, Nazis! - JAMES: Yeah!
我很高兴能回到克伦肖 这里很安全 JAMES: I'm so glad to be back in Crenshaw where it's safe.
我的一颗心现在终于落地了 My heart is just now finally settling.
是啊,我们还活着 Yeah. We're alive.
让我们共同举杯 来庆祝逃离该死的纳粹主义吧 How about we make a toast to escaping fucking Nazis.
好 Yes. Heh.
你真的是无辜的,是吗? You really are innocent, aren't you?
的确是! Yes.
- 当然 - 好的,詹姆斯,如果情况是这样 - Absolutely. - Okay, so James, if that's the case...
那你为什么不试着找陷害你的家伙? then why aren't you trying to find the guy that framed you?
我们在找 We are.
谁们在找? Who are?
入狱四天前 马丁有一调查小组 在夜以继日调查此事 Now, Martin has a team of investigators working around the clock.
他时刻让我知道最新进展,不过一大难题是: He's keeping me up to date. But the million-dollar question is:
- 谁伪造了我的交易记录? - 好,跟我说说 - Who falsified my transaction records? - All right, lay it on me.
好的,目前追踪起来很复杂 All right. Now, this is very complicated to follow.
我不期望你首次就能明白 所以请仔细听好了 I don't expect you to get it on the first pass, so listen very carefully.
在威尔索普基金管理上 你需要明白的一件事是... The one thing you need to understand at the Wealthrop Fund...
一切都流经马丁之手 is that everything flows through Martin.
- 明白吗? - 明白 - Okay? - Okay.
所有与清算中心,交易者接触的... Any sort of contact with the clearing house, the traders...
接触交易记录和客户信息... access to trading records and client information...
国际账户,机构... international accounts, institutions...
当然还有佣金的发放统统流经马丁之手 and, of course, the doling out of commissions all goes through Martin.
- 所以是马丁干的 - 不会 - So it's Martin. - No.
你不是在开玩笑吧? 詹姆斯,这是常识 Are you fucking ki...? It's common sense, James.
听着!所有箭头都指向马丁! Look! All arrows point to Martin!
板子上唯一的名字就是马丁! The only name on the board is fucking Martin!
马丁!马丁!马丁! Martin! Martin! Martin!
拜托!詹姆斯,你需要专注 Come on! James, you need to focus.
你就要入狱了 除非你能证明是马丁干的 You're going to prison unless you can prove that Martin did it.
那么我们需要获得一手主记录... We'd need to get a hold of the master records...
也就是公司里所有人的交易日志 which is a log of all transactions made by anyone in the firm.
好,我们如何获取? - Okay, how do we get it? - Martin has the original copy...
马丁把创立公司时的原件 存在了同一电脑上 on the same computer that he had when he started the company.
你是我见过的最蠢的天才 詹姆斯,起来! You got to be the dumbest genius I've... Get up, James!
- 好的 - 去他的板子!詹姆斯,我们走! - All right. - Fuck the board! Let's go, James!
我们去马丁的办公室 We're going to Martin's office.
詹姆斯,表现得自然点 你走起路来就像你有罪一样 Act natural, James. You walking like you guilty.
- 嘿,老兄,你在看比赛? - 是的 - Hey, big guy, you catch the game? - Yeah.
嘿,老兄,我叫肯 我在这儿上班 Hey, big guy, my name is Ken. I work here.
它在这个柜子里 WHISPERING It's in this cabinet.
我们得想办法把门打开 We just have to figure out a way to get the door open.
小心 Watch out.
搞定 I got it.
就是这个,他创立公司时的同一台电脑 Ugh. There it is. Same computer he had when he started the company.
幸运符 It's a good luck charm.
幸运符个屁 Good luck charm, my ass.
它与外边世界没有连接 没电邮,没互联网,没记录 It has no connection to the outside world. No emails, no Internet, no trace.
在这里,主记录 JAMES: There it is. The master records.
这就是我们所需要的 这个让我无罪开释 That's what we need. This will clear my name.
好,那我们别浪费时间了 搬走吧 Well, then let's not waste time. Get it.
是的!我不会入狱了 Yes! I'm not going to prison.
更重要的是 我不会当任何人的替罪羊了 More importantly, I'm not gonna be anyone's bitch.
嘿,朋友,你美梦成真了 Hey, you are living the dream, my friend.
- 达内尔? - 什么? - Darnell? - Yeah?
听着,你救了我的命 Look, you saved my life.
- 我不知道我以后怎么报答你 - 哦,不用这样 - I don't know how I'll ever repay you. - Oh, come on, man.
就这一次 Just this once.
好的,分开 MAN: All right, break it up.
把小推车留在那里,躲开 快点躲开,快点,躲开 Leave the cart there and back away. Move away, come on. Move, move.
我尊重你的努力尝试 但詹姆斯,够了 I actually respect you for trying, but enough is enough, James.
好吧 All right.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
詹姆斯,你在做什么呢? James, what are you doing?
詹姆斯,别用疯狗脸 DARNELL: Don't mad-dog, James.
他要朝我们开枪 He's gonna shoot us.
混蛋! What the fuck?!
不,他要杀了我们 No. He's gonna kill us, man.
- 想干架吗?! - 哦,该死! - Do you want some?! - Oh, fuck!
- 想挑战我?! - 噢,上帝! - Do you wanna step with me?! - God!
你最好...不要... You'd better... Don't...
枪,抓住枪! The gun! Grab the gun!
你为什么不拿起枪! - Huh? - Why don't you pick up the gun!
- 拿着! - 好,我拿到了,我拿到了! - Grab it! - Yeah. I got it, I got it!
我拿到了,我拿到了 I got it. Yeah, I got it.
你看上去有点紧张,第一次握枪? You look a little nervous. First time holding a gun?
不是 Nope.
狗娘养的,别动! Motherfucker, freeze!
否则我崩了你! Before I pop yo ass!
“崩我”?真的吗? "Pop"? Really?
我会听他的 这个人是个危险的重罪犯 I would listen to him. This man's a dangerous felon.
是的,除了当我查他的记录时 那是我见过的最干净的记录 Yeah, except when I ran his record, it was the cleanest one I'd ever seen.
甚至连一张违章罚单都没有 Not even a parking ticket.
- 没错 - 什么? - Yeah. - What?
你不知道?是的 You didn't know? Yeah.
别瞎闹了,给我枪 快点,给我枪 Stop clicking around and give me the gun. Come on. Give me the gun.
我认为你把安全装置打开了 I think you have the safety on.
可恶! Shit! Ow.
看见了吧?安全装置打开了 See? Safety's on.
安全装置关闭 Safety off.
马丁说的对,你是个幸运的家伙 Martin was right. You are a lucky little shit.
不要再给我找到你的理由 你们都一样 Don't give me reason to find you again. Either of you.
詹姆斯,不要对着我摆疯狗脸 Don't you mad-dog me, James.
听着,听着,詹姆斯 我得解释解释! Listen, listen, I got some explaining to do. James!
在我们抓住这个家伙之后 我们可以谈谈这个 We can talk about this after we go catch this guy.
你这个叛徒! You traitor!
- “叛徒”? - 你教给我的一切都是骗人的! - "Traitor"? - Everything you taught me was a lie!
现在我倒霉透顶! And now I'm fucked beyond all fucktitude!
我的人生倒霉透了! My life's asshole is fucked!
别满嘴喷脏话了! You stop with your unorthodox style of cussing!
你只记住: You just remember:
不管我在监狱里发生什么事情 全都是你的错! Whatever happens to me in there, it's your fault!
打住吧,一派胡言 Oh, stop. That's bullshit, man.
好吧,我可能在入狱这事上骗了你 但我做了该做的,我为你准备好了! Okay, I may have lied to you about going to jail, but I did my job. I got you ready!
做好什么准备?! Ready for what?!
最扯的监狱? Maximum-bullshit prison?
因为你,我差点给别人吹了箫! I almost sucked a dick because of you!
我才不在乎 I don't even give a shit.
这是我的招牌 It's my sign.
入狱前两天
爱尔兰共和军的好处就是 如果你想要钱去上学或者买房子 Now, the great thing about an IRA, if you need the money for education or a first home...
那帮混蛋就撤回惩罚 motherfuckers can make withdrawal penalty-free.
说实话,我分不清 罗斯和传统个人退休账户 I honestly don't get the difference between Roth and the traditional IRAs.
你到底怎么回事?这个是税前 Fuck is wrong with you? The shit is pretax.
不,没关系 很多人对此都感到很困惑 No, it's okay. A lot of people get confused by that.
不,这个家伙想惹事 让我们接受审计 This bitch is gonna mess around, get us audited.
- 说说你什么意思 - 你有存了五年的发票吗? - Say what you mean. - You got five years' receipts, motherfucker?
脱衣舞俱乐部不是家庭办公室! And the strip club ain't no home office!
老黑,这是危险警告! That's a red flag, nigga!
你这个大肉球! You big beanbag-build bitch!
住手!你们都是朋友!对吧? Stop it! You all friends! Right?
乔乔,你也许是对的 Now JoJo, you might be right.
脱衣舞俱乐部不是家庭办公室 A strip club isn't a home office.
你在自找接受审计 You're asking to be audited, son.
但有理就比友谊还重要吗? But is being right more important than friendship? Huh?
吸取一下我的教训吧 Take it from me.
我失去了我的黑朋友 I lost my black friend.
别失去你的 Don't lose yours.
抱一下 Hug.
抱一下,混蛋! Hug, motherfuckers!
- 对不起 - 对不起 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, man.
- 我会永远爱你 - 嘿,兄弟,这只是说说 - I'll love you forever. - Hey, bro, you know, it's just talk.
老兄,你准备好加入帮派了? Say, cos, you ready to get put on the hood?
时刻准备着 I'm rolling.
蛋黄酱,我需要你好好想想 RUSSELL: Mayo, I need you to sink your mind into this, cos.
一旦你跨过这个门槛 混蛋们都会为你拼命 Once you step through this threshold, motherfuckers are ready to kill for you.
我是说整个兄弟会都会全力支持你 I mean a whole fraternity of motherfuckers gonna have your back.
但只有一条离开这个的路 But there's only one way out of this.
那就是当你的棺材入土时 That's when your casket drops into the ground.
所以从今往后... So from this day forward...
你拥有永恒的保护... you have eternal protection...
直到你往生 until your eternal demise.
我们这帮人做事都很严肃 We dead-ass serious about what we do.
如果你跨过这个门槛 然后回来... And if you go through that threshold and you make it back...
我们会好好地善待你 we gonna be dead-ass serious about you.
是时候去虐待一些混蛋了 Time to smoke some fools.
一辈子都是克伦肖王的人 Crenshaw Kings for life, motherfucker.
差不多了 Hmm. Almost.
我们走吧 Let's roll.
嘿 SHONDA: Hey.
平安归来 You come back safe.
珊达,我会的 I will, Shonda.
- 蛋黄酱,我们得走了 - 再见,宝贝 - MAN: We gotta go, Mayo. - Bye, baby.
我们走吧 RUSSELL: Let's roll, cos.
等一下!哦,该死!等等! Hold up! Oh, shit! Wait, wait, wait!
哦,等等,等等! Oh, wait, wait, wait!
嘿!我是达内尔!我是达内尔! Hey! It's Darnell! It's Darnell!
- 我是达内尔! - 你在这里干嘛呢? - It's Darnell! - What the fuck are you doing here?
可恶,表弟! 告诉他们把枪放下! Shit, cousin! Man, tell them to put their guns down!
各位,放下枪吧 Man, put them up.
上帝! DARNELL: God!
你怎么回事? 你在做什么? What is your problem, man? What are you doing?
给我们一点时间 Man, give us a second.
我入会了 克伦肖王会从里面保护我 I'm blooding in. Crenshaw Kings are gonna protect me on the inside.
詹姆斯,你要去杀个人? 你已经疯了吗? So you're gonna go and kill somebody, James? Huh? Have you lost your fucking mind?
我必须这么做,我别无选择 I have to. I don't have a choice.
事实并非如此 That is not true.
詹姆斯,我来这里要告诉你 我们可以证明你的清白 I came here to tell you we can clear your name, James.
但你得相信我 But you gotta trust me, man.
蛋黄酱,我们得走了 We gotta roll, Mayo.
“蛋黄酱”? "Mayo"?
- 蛋黄酱是谁? - 我是蛋黄酱,这是我的帮名 - Who the fuck is Mayo? - I'm Mayo. It's my gang name.
它是“白色蛋黄酱”的缩写 起因于我的肤色 It's short for "Mayonnaise" on account of my skin color.
我想出来的 I came up with that.
- 好的,那么你要走了? - 什么? - Okay, you wanna go then? - What?
- 你想要走了? - 你在干嘛呢? - You wanna go? - What are you doing?
在你的枪上印满指纹,这样的话,如果你进监狱 我就会跟你一块儿进 Putting fingerprints on your gun. If you go to jail, I'm going to jail with you.
那么在你入狱并做出愚蠢决定之前 为什么不考虑一下呢? So before you out there and make a stupid-ass decision, why don't you think about that?
好了 There you go.
就这样?我的指纹那么容易去掉了? That's it? My fingerprints are off that easy?
是的,差不多,完好如初 蛋黄酱,我们走吧 Pretty much. Good as new. Let's roll, Mayo.
詹姆斯,现在你有了选择 有对的路,有错的路 James, you got a choice right now. You got the right path, you got the wrong path.
詹姆斯,做出正确决定吧 Make the right decision, James.
听从你的内心 Follow your heart, man.
在这事上你得相信我 James, you gotta trust me on this one.
哦,天哪!我差点就做了! 我差点去杀人! Oh, my God! I almost did it! I almost killed a man!
我当时打算用这把枪 And I was gonna use this gun.
詹姆斯,把它收起来!住手! James, put that away, man! Stop!
- 你怎么回事? - 我不知道 - What is your problem? - I don't know.
他们在鼓动我... They were just encouraging me...
他们在对我击掌 and they were high-fiving me.
他们给了我这个大麻雪茄 They're passing me this sticky icky.
在妓女和皮条客之间... And between the pot and the hos...
只是一种美味的原始感觉 it was just an ambrosia of primal sensations.
在一个短暂的瞬间 我知道了我的目的是什么 And for one brief moment, I knew what my purpose was.
- 好的,好的 - 更不用提罗素了 - Okay, okay. - Not to mention Russell.
他有超凡魅力,真正天生的领导者 使我想起年轻时的罗纳德·里根 He's so charismatic. Real natural leader. Reminds me of a young Ronald Reagan.
嘿... Hey...
谢谢你为我回来 Thank you for coming back for me.
谢谢你没有做傻事,我们离开这里 Thanks for not doing nothing stupid, man. Let's get out of here.
入狱前二十四小时
好的,听听这个 All right, so listen to this.
我查明马丁车上的残渣是咸水 I figured out that the residue on Martin's car was saltwater.
然后我记起了英里数 原因在于我过去总是把里程表拍下来 Then I remembered the mileage. I used to take a picture of the odometer all the time...
- 以防人们投诉我驾车兜风 - 人们会那么干?太糟了 - to keep people from accusing me of joyriding. - People do that? That's awful.
是的,你就投诉了三次,你试图让我被解雇 但你以为我名叫安德烈 Yeah, you did it like three times. You tried to get me fired, but thought my name was Andre.
不管怎样,看看这个: 马丁过去每天都开一样的七英里 Anyway, Martin used to drive the same exact seven miles every day.
但上周开始,他每天开五十六英里 But last week, he started driving 56 miles every day.
五十六英里!那么我所做的是,我查了地图 Fifty-six! So, what I did was, I checked the map.
结果发现这恰是到圣佩德罗 一个来回的距离 Turns out that's the exact distance of a round-trip to San Pedro.
咸水,海洋,圣佩德罗 Saltwater, ocean, San Pedro.
我必须弄清楚他为什么去圣佩德罗 这是我唯一不明白的事情 I just gotta figure out why he's going to San Pedro. That's the only thing I don't know.
他的游艇 His yacht.
它被停在了港口 It's docked at the port.
- 他有游艇? - 还有佛得角的一座岛 - Fucker's got a yacht? - Mm-hm. And an island in Cape Verde...
- 那里没有引渡法 - 詹姆斯,那厮有一艘游艇和一座岛? - where there are no extradition laws. - Fucker's got a yacht and a island, James?
混蛋在詹姆斯·邦德电影中 为大反派效命! Fucking working for a villain in a James Bond movie!
他就要逃跑了 He's gonna make a run for it.
除非蛋黄酱能阻止他 Not if Mayo can stop him.
蛋黄酱和巧克力 Mayo and Chocolat.
- “巧克力”? - 巧克力 - "Chocolat"? - Chocolat.
- 那是我的小名吗? - 那就是你的小名 - Is that supposed to be my nickname? - That's your nickname.
我会想个更好的 车程还有一段时间呢 I'll do better. We have the whole car ride.
蛋黄酱和咖啡 Mayo and Coffee.
蛋黄酱和软糖 Mayo and Fudge.
- 我不想要这样的名字,就叫我达内尔 - 来吧,软糖! - DARNELL: I don't want one. Just call me Darnell. - JAMES: Hit it, Fudge!
入狱前二十三时 十四分四十九秒
就在那里,他的船 海上通知 There it is. There's his boat. The Sea Note.
海上通知?什么玩意儿 The Sea Note? What a dick.
快点 Come on.
詹姆斯,蹲下 你得蹲下 DARNELL: Get down, James. You gotta get down.
- 那些都是守卫? - 我想是的 - Are those guards? - I think so.
- 很多守卫 - 是的 - DARNELL: There's a lot of them. - JAMES: Yeah.
那台电脑 There's the computer.
我看到了 I see it.
詹姆斯,你得低下身子! James, you gotta get low!
贾卢伊特马绍尔群岛 ENGINE REVS
- 哦,不,他们准备离开了 - 该死,我们得跳上船 - JAMES: Oh, no. They're getting ready to leave. - Shit. We gotta jump.
好的 All right.
- 撒开我的手! - 抱歉,我很紧张 - Get off my hand! - Sorry, I'm nervous.
我们走吧! Let's go!
达内尔!我做到了! Darnell! I made it!
松开我的脸! JAMES: Let go of my face!
詹姆斯,你坚持住了! - That's all you, James. All you, James! - Aah!
好,快,这边 Okay. Come on, this way.
就是这个 There it is.
- 快点,动作快 - 哦,可恶! Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, shit!
松开!松开! Get off! Get off!
松开 Get off.
该死 Dammit.
伙计们,你们活到头了 This is the end, guys.
你完蛋了 You going down.
太棒了 我的一生都是在克伦肖度过... That's great. I spend my whole life in Crenshaw...
而现在我就要被某个 来自比佛利山庄的白人杀掉了? and now I'm about to get killed by some white guy from Beverly Hills?
- 在一艘游艇上! - 我很抱歉 - On a yacht! - I'm so sorry.
詹姆斯,把电脑交出来 Hand over the computer, James.
拜托,你就是想不通吗? Come on. Just can't get it through your head?
像你这样的人永远只会当替罪羊 因为你们很弱 Guys like you will always be the fall guy because you're weak.
你没事吧? Are you okay?
詹姆斯?詹姆斯,不,詹姆斯,不要 James? James. No. James, please.
该死,詹姆斯 不要,不要,詹姆斯 Goddamn, James. Please, please, James.
我我判处你到在安全级别 最高的监狱服刑十年 I sentence you to 10 years in a maximum security prison.
你会得到这个: You about to get this:
哦,他们在圣昆丁廷乱搞 Oh, they be fucking in San Quentin.
- 在这栋房子里? - 嘴巴被塞满了蛋蛋 - In this house? - Mouth full of balls.
- 蛋黄酱,回来 - 全盘接受吧 - Come back, Mayo. - Take it all.
当人生塞给你一根大屌时 够你用十年的了 When life puts a dick in your mouth, you make dickade.
去给人吹箫吧 Go suck a dick.
你的卡波耶拉很强! Your Capoeira's strong!
现在你必须把你的能量带给世界 Now you must bring your power into the world.
什么?詹姆斯,你在干嘛呢? What? James. What are you doing?
我已经被摆布很久了 I've been pushed around for too long.
现在时机到了,我能感觉到 Now it is time. I can feel it.
- 詹姆斯,是时候干嘛? - 保护那台电脑! - Time for what, James? - Protect the computer!
该死!我不想要那台电脑! Shit! I don't want the computer!
祝福踢! Bên??o kick!
哦,天啊! Oh, God!
哦,可恶! Oh, shit!
放开我!住手!不! Leave me alone! Stop! No!
詹姆斯!詹姆斯! James! James!
没事的!下去,快点! All right, get down there. Come on.
太空摇摆!斧子脚! SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
蛋黄酱和巧克力,混蛋! Mayo and Chocolat, motherfuckers!
詹姆斯,你还真是深藏不漏啊 Aah! James, you mean to tell me you could do this shit the whole time?
卡波耶拉不能被使用 除非卡波耶拉被要求使用 Capoeira must never be used unless Capoeira is required.
我们走吧 Let's go.
混蛋! Motherfuckers!
好吧!好吧! Okay! Okay!
旋风腿! JAMES SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
过来! IN ENGLISH Come here!
我们只会打赢架! That's what we do!
混...!放手! Mother...! Get off!
詹姆斯 James.
做我们在操场常做的那个 Do like we used to do in the yard.
好的!詹姆斯,没问题 Yeah! You got it, James.
詹姆斯,太棒了,詹姆斯,击中他 Fuck yeah, James. Get his ass, James.
天啊 God.
我拿到电脑了 DARNELL: I got the computer.
- 救生船,快点 - 好的 - Lifeboat. Come on. - All right.
嘿,那个卡波耶拉太厉害了 Hey, that Capoeira shit was amazing.
但你也从我这儿学到了些东西 詹姆斯,对吧? But you learned some of that shit from me too. Right, James?
这里发生什么事了? 你对我的船到底做了什么? James. What's going on here? What the hell did you do to my boat?
去他的这条船! Man, fuck this boat!
我们拿着你陷害你女婿的证据 你这个狗娘养的 We taking the evidence that you framed your son-in-law with, sick son of a bitch.
马丁,你怎么能这样对我? 十年牢狱?! How could you do this to me, Martin? Ten years in prison?
詹姆斯,你知道我不是有意害你 James, you realize that I didn't mean to hurt you.
我很喜欢你,但喜马拉雅老虎输了 I'm very fond of you, but Himalayan Tiger tanked...
我得从其他地方弄钱 我没有选择,不是你就是我 and I had to get the money from somewhere. I had no choice. It was you or me.
这听起来像是个选择! That sounds like a choice!
詹姆斯,去他的,我们走 James, fuck him. We're leaving.
下次你想要存储什么假账 记得找一台iPad And next time you wanna store some fraud shit, get an iPad.
快点,詹姆斯 Come on, James.
- 哦,见鬼 - 艾丽莎 - Oh, my damn. - Alissa.
- 詹姆斯,爸爸,他在这里干嘛呢? - 没事的,亲爱的 - James. Daddy, what's he doing here? - MARTIN: It's fine, honey.
詹姆斯 Uh, James.
我有个很棒的想法 你为什么不跟我们来呢? I have a wonderful idea. Why don't you come with us?
我们在佛得角开始了全新的生活 没人要进监狱 We'll start a whole new life in Cape Verde and nobody has to go to prison.
难道你不想要... Don't you want...
一座大大的岛? a big, big island?
- 你参与这事了? - 没有,最初没有 - Were you in on this? - No, not at first.
而当他告诉我这事时 我真的很生他的气 And when he told me about it, I was really mad at him.
但后来他解释 他如何能够隐藏大部分钱... But then he explained how he was able to hide most of the money...
所以真的无害 so, really, there's no harm done.
詹姆斯,现在还有时间 获得你想要的一切 James, now there's still time to get everything you want.
一切 Everything.
不!我什么都不想要 No! I don't want any of it.
你是个白妞儿 - And you got a white girl's ass. - Ah!
干得好,嘿,詹姆斯 你想要关掉吗?我上面什么都没留下 Thattaboy. Hey, James, do you wanna switch off, man? I got nothing left up top.
- 快,把它扔进救生艇 - 没错,然后我们可以离开这里 - JAMES: Quick, throw it in the Zodiac. - Right. Then we can get the fuck out of here.
可恶!该死! - Shit! Goddamn it! - Aah!
我真诚地抱歉 事情必须这样了结 I am genuinely sorry it had to end this way.
在我们出了防波堤后,就杀了他们 When we clear the breakwater, shoot them.
你不必这样做 You ain't got to do this, man.
你不必这样做 You ain't got to do this.
爸爸,似乎你想到了一切,不是吗? Well, Dad, looks like you thought of everything, didn't you?
你总是先我一步 You were always one step ahead of me.
除了你忘了一个小细节 Except you forgot one little detail.
哪来的? Where'd that come from?
监狱搜身第一规则: First rule in prison pat-downs:
永远都要检查肛门 Always check the anus.
有人学会了怎么把东西藏到屁股里 Someone learned how to keister.
没错,笨蛋们 - Ew. - That's right. Nuts and butts.
你指我?好的 你要这样做吗? You point? Okay. That's how you wanna do it?
你指他,我指马丁 You point at him. I'll point at Martin.
不管怎样,如果我死了,马丁会死 Either way. So if I die, Martin's going.
所以你搞定,杀我,马丁会中枪 So you figure it out. Shoot me, Martin gets shot.
盖尔,现在该你采取行动了 Ball's in your court, Gayle.
- 艾丽莎? - 杀了她 - Alissa? - Shoot her.
杀了她,总之你要杀了那个贱人 Shoot her. You need to shoot that bitch anyway.
你不会杀我的 You're not gonna shoot me.
你在浪费时间,警察会随时赶到 You're wasting time. Police'll be here any second.
没错,我们说的是真警察 That's right. We're talking the real police.
警察会开着装有警报器的船到这儿... The ones that's gonna come here on boats with sirens on them...
会带着会水的警犬 让我跟你说说会水的警犬 that's got dogs that can swim. Let me tell you something about swimming dogs.
我来告诉你吧,你会满嘴跑火车 Now, let me tell you, you're gonna bullshit a bullshitter...
把谎话吹得似是而非 just make the bullshit plausible.
这是美国联邦法院执行官 准备登船 MAN: This is the U. S. Marshall Service. Prepare to be boarded.
你要载着逃犯 You are carrying a fugitive.
太棒了! Yes!
没错 Heh. Hell yeah.
哦,可恶 Oh, shit.
怎么会? How?
记得你那个蹩脚律师 给我的这个脚镣吗? Remember this bracelet that crooked lawyer of yours gave me?
根据我的计算 我们应该正在郡界之外 By my calculation we should be well outside the county line.
监狱学校开学了 Prison school's in session, bitch.
而有人刚刚毕业了 And somebody just graduated.
太好了,太好了 That's perfect. That's perfect.
很棒,是吗? That's great, right?
注意,海上通知 我们是美国联邦法院执行官 Attention Sea Note. This is the U.S. Marshal Service.
- 马丁,你要去哪儿? - 是啊,你要去哪儿? - DARNELL: Where you going? Huh, Martin? - JAMES: Where you going?
什么?! What?!
- 看看你! - 我知道 - Look at you, man! - I know.
天哪,看看你! God, look at you!
你把它放到...?在你的屁股里 放在你屁股里 Where did you put...? That was in your ass. That was in your ass.
电脑证明我无罪 JAMES: The computer proved I was innocent.
马丁因诈骗被捕 篡改证据和妨碍司法公正 Martin was arrested for fraud, tampering with evidence and obstruction of justice.
我会联系我的律师 爸爸? ALISSA: And I will be contacting my attorney. Daddy?
至于我 我洗脱了所有与挪用公款有关的指控 JAMES: As for me, I was cleared of all charges related to the embezzlement.
看来我们搞定了 So I guess we did it.
蛋黄酱和巧克力 Mayo and Chocolate.
感谢上帝 我们不会再需要这个了 - Heh. - Thank God we won't be needing this anymore.
这把非法的未经许可的枪 This illegal, unlicensed gun.
- 詹姆斯 你应该把这东西丢掉 - 枪! - Okay, you should really get rid of that thing. - MAN: Gun!
- 丢了它! - 哦,该死 - MAN: Drop it! - Oh, shit.
我最后因持有未经许可的武器 被拘留六个月 JAMES: I did end up getting six months for carrying an unlicensed weapon.
但多谢达内尔,我准备好了 But, thanks to Darnell, I was ready.
监狱就像最纯粹的生活 Prison is like life distilled to its purest form.
你尊重别人,别人就尊重你 Give respect to get respect.
但是,如果你让别人乱吃你的食物 那你就是娘炮 But most of all, if you let someone fuck with your food, you're a punk fuck bitch.
有人应该告诉你 这个蛋黄酱过期了 Someone should have told you this Mayo went bad.
老子揍死你 I'm gonna punch you in the fuck!
老子弄死你 I'm gonna shit you!
圣操蛋快乐,混蛋! Merry Dickmas, Santa Cock!
马丁准备得就不怎么样了 但他也汲取了宝贵的教训 Martin didn't do as well. But he learned a valuable lesson too.
他们在圣昆丁廷被搞干翻了 They be fucking in San Quentin.
- 你好吗? - 搞干得天翻地覆 - How ya doing? - JAMES: A whole lot of fucking.
嘿!打开,打开 Hey! Open up. Open up.
珊达每天来看我 JAMES: Shonda visited me every day.
我从未认为监狱会是 我学着再次爱别人的地方 I never thought prison would be the place I learned to love again...
但这就是所发生的事 but that's what happened.
不,不,不!她还没完成,她还没完成呢 No, no, no! She's not done. She hasn't finished yet.
不,这不是你想的那样,我们恋爱了 No, it's not what you think. We're in love.
我帮助联邦调查局找到 并归还马丁偷走的所有资产 JAMES: I helped the FBI find and return all the assets Martin stole.
作为回报,他们解冻了我的银行账户 我知道把我的钱投到哪里 In return, they unfroze my bank accounts, and I knew just where to invest my money.
盛大开业
不错吧? DARNELL: It's good?
很棒,是吧? It's good, right?
玛凯拉,你为爸爸感到骄傲吗? Makayla, you proud of Daddy?
爸爸做得很棒吧?抱我一下 Daddy did good? Give me a hug.
爸爸,我喜欢你的洗车中心 Daddy, I like your car wash.
宝贝,你喜欢我很高兴 I'm glad you like it, sweetie.
看来你幸存下来了 I see you survived.
蛋黄酱,我猜你变坚强了 I guess you got hard, Mayo.
不,是你让我坚强的 No. You made me hard.
过来 Come here, man. Heh.
你让我坚挺了 You made me hard.
那么坚挺 So hard.
你使我如此坚挺 You got me so hard.
兄弟,我也很高兴见到你 我很高兴见到你 I'm happy to see you too, big fella. I'm happy to see you.
有段时间我不能坚挺... There was a moment where I stopped being hard...
但我想到了你 这使我再次坚挺 but I thought of you, and it got me hard again.
我太感谢你了 And I can't ever thank you.
好了 All right.
欢迎回家 快,我们上车 Welcome home, man. Come on, let's get in the car.
詹姆斯,你看起来气色不错 You look good, James.
詹姆斯,欢迎回到自由世界 你想怎么庆祝? Welcome back to the free world, James. How you wanna celebrate?
你知道我想要什么吗? 一份《华尔街日报》还有一个四十 JAMES: You know what I'd like to get my hands on? A Wall Street Journal and a 40.
那会是一个完美的周日早晨 Now that'd be a perfect Sunday morning.