♪ If I was leaning on a rainbow ♪
♪ Where stars shine and moonbeams glow ♪
♪ I could leave my troubles, forget my woes ♪
♪ If I was leaning on a rainbow ♪
♪ If I was sitting on top of the world ♪
♪ With fine wine, diamonds and pearls ♪
♪ Ain't nobody would bring me down ♪
♪ If I was sitting on top of the world ♪
哦 Oh.
英国 1937年
啊 Uh.
快点 你这个白痴 Come on, you blithering idiot.
也不过二十六个字母 There's only 26 letters in the damned alphabet.
你只要做出正确的排列 All you've gotta do is put them in the right bloody order.
西少聊影视 微信公众号：xislys
写点什么 Write something.
什么都好 Anything.
查尔斯康德明 犯罪小说文学贡献奖
救命
对了 音乐 Right. Music.
查尔斯 Charles.
快想 Think.
查尔斯 Charles?
亲爱的？ Darling?
查尔斯？非洲沙漠的人都听到了！ Charles? They can hear you in Timbuktu!
谢天谢地 Much obliged.
如果你坚持要当夜行动物 If you insist on living like a nocturnal animal,
旧爱灵灵妻
至少也该懂得隐藏自己的足迹 at least be civil enough to hide your tracks.
早安 伊蒂丝 Morning, Edith.
早安 夫人 Good morning, ma'am.
他终于做了 Oh, he's finally gone through with it.
温莎公爵与华丽丝辛普森于法国完婚
是啊 一桩丑闻 对吧？ Oh yes. Scandalous, isn't it?
其实… On the contrary
我觉得为爱放弃王位继承非常浪漫 I think giving up the thronefor love is awfully romantic.
我要烤葡萄柚跟浓咖啡 谢谢 I'll have a grilled grapefruit and a strong coffee please.
康德明先生请你送蛋到他房里去 Mr. Condomine's asked for his eggs to be brought out to his study again.
看他阴沉的样子 送份太阳蛋过去 Well, given his mood, I hope they're being served sunny side up.
这里 两颗水煮蛋 Here we go.Two soft-boiled eggs.
给大文豪莎士比亚 For William Shakespeare.
皇后陛下今天又想吃什么呢？ And what does Her Majesty want this morning?
她依然要吃好莱坞式节食餐 She's sticking to the Hollywood diet.
好莱坞式节食餐 Hollywood diet.
光吃奇怪水果 It'll take a lot more than an exotic fruit
是不可能变成葛丽泰嘉宝 to turn her into Greta Garbo.
哦 Oh.
还在逛花园啊 伊蒂丝 And don't dilly-dally in the garden, Edith.
吐司如果是冷的 他会退货 He'll only send it back, if the toast is cold.
我不是坏人 I'm not a bad man.
是 我偶尔会眉来眼去 I mean, yes, I like to flirt a bit.
有时候会赌赛马 And the occasional flutter.
不好意思 先生 你的早餐 Excuse me, sir. Your breakfast.
伊蒂丝 Edith.
是的 先生？ Yes, sir?
可以提醒埃德娜“吐司”这个字 Would you remind Edna that the word 'toast'
是源自拉丁文的“tostare” is derived from the Latin 'tostare',
意思是“烤”或“烧” meaning 'to scorch' or 'to roast'?
这个呢… Whereas this...
是冷的 硬梆梆的面包 is a cold, hard piece of bread.
很抱歉 先生 Apologies, sir.
谢谢 Thank you.
还需要什么吗？ Do you need anything else?
神的帮助 Divine intervention.
哈洛 实在是有爱国心 It's wonderfully patriotic, Harold.
表现得真出色 You've really excelled yourself.
我相信评审们也会同意 And I'm certain the judges will agree.
啊 Oh!
你怎能如此不费吹灰之力 How was it so easy for you,
我的曼哈顿缪思？ my Manhattan muse?
查尔斯 Charles.
你该对神祷告 不是砍他的头 You really should be praying to Cadmus and not decapitating him.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你只是被委托写一个90页的剧本 You've been commissioned to write a 90-page screenplay,
又不是写《战争与和平》 not War and Peace.
我黔驴技穷了 I'm at my wits' end.
我不懂从你的小说改写成剧本 I just don't understand how it can be so problematic
怎么会这么难 to adapt a story that you've already written.
我很抱歉 查尔斯 I'm sorry, Charles.
我不知道还能这样维持多久 I just don't know how long I can go on like this, with you stuck
你困在虚构世界中 而我在现实世界 in an imaginary world and me alone in the real one.
我想你 I miss you.
我想我们 I miss us.
我也是 So do I.
你看 Look at that.
刚在一堆废纸中找到 Just found it amongst some papers.
这样说真贴心 不想伤害我的感情 It's sweet of you to try and spare my feelings.
有一点天真 -为什么？ And a little naive. Why?
你以为我会在意艾薇拉 Because you imagine that I mind you thinking of Elvira.
你不会吗？ Well, don't you?
不 我一点也不会吃醋 No. I'm not in the least bit jealous of her.
我只是在想 如果我死了 I just wonder if I died, whether you'd continue
你会不会也一直看我的照片 to look at photographs of me.
亲爱的 Darling.
你不是容易死的女人 You're not the dying type.
啊 Ha!
他真的是无可救药 薇尔莉特 He's simply incorrigible, Violet.
我昨天发现他思念的 I found him mooning over
看着艾薇拉的照片 pictures of Elvira yesterday.
艾薇拉？-他最近在逃避工作 Elvira? He's been shirking work
又一直想前妻 and pining for the ex-wife.
啊 Ah!
啊 Oh!
得分点 赢了 Game, set and match.
你真的不用想太多 There's really nothing to feel insecure about.
艾薇拉虽然很迷人 Elvira may have been very attractive,
但这可怜的女人已经挂掉了 but the poor woman's gone.
我们婚姻中的激情也挂掉了 As has the spark in our relationship.
查尔斯是男人 Charles is a man.
你不能期望他能同时应付多件事 You can't expect him to juggle more than one thing at a time.
我的建议是 让他去担心写作 My advice... leave him to worry about the words
找其他男人满足你的性需求 and find someone else to shake your sheets.
别这样 不要这么ㄍㄧㄥ Oh come on, don't be a prude.
你得实际一点 婚姻才会美满 One must be practical for a marriage to run the course.
记得上一堂课学什么 Do you remember what you learnt in our last lesson
布拉得曼太太？ Mrs. Bradman?
强而有力地握著 我怎么会忘记？ Strong, firm grip. How could I forget?
你遇到什么麻烦 老兄？ So, what seems to be the trouble, old chap?
事情不像以前一样流畅 Things don't seem to be flowing as they used to.
每个作家都要与 Name me a wordsmith who hasn't wrestled with a bout
偶尔会文思枯竭的事实搏斗 of writer's block once in a while
老实说 其他东西也枯竭了… eh. And the truth is, it's not just the words that have dried up.
嗯 Hm-hm.
帐篷都搭不起来 Big Ben's stopped chiming.
嗯 Hm.
小老弟软趴趴 Mr. Peasbody's got stage fright.
喔～可怜呐 Oh, you poor fellow.
就像拿绳子打撞球一样 It's like playing billiards with a rope.
试试这个 应该能帮你重振雄风 Try a couple of these. Should put some fuel back in your tank.
这是什么？-硫酸苯扎德林 What are they? -Benzedrine sulfate.
安非他命 amphetamine.
让你更愉快 更敏锐 Enhances cheerfulness, alertness,
薇尔莉特可作证 这也会增强性欲 and as Violet would testify, does wonders for your libido.
哪有这么好康的事 容易上瘾吗？ Sounds too good to be true. Is it habit forming?
不 完全不会 我已经用了好多年 No, not at all. Been using them for years.
啊 Ah.
慢一点 你会让我们直接骑进太平间 Ah, slow down. Charles, you'll give us both a coronary.
我从没感觉如此有生命力 I've never felt more alive.
为什么？发生什么事？ Why? What's happened?
我决定听你的建议 正向思考 I decided to take your advice and look on the positives.
嗨一点真的比情绪低落好 Surely it's better to be up than down.
你不要在今晚去看灵媒表演之前 I just don't want you to exhaust yourself
就耗尽体力 before the medium show at the theater tonight.
头脑正常的人才不会浪费美好的夜晚 Nobody in their right mind would waste a perfectly pleasant evening
假装对自说自话的人感到很有兴趣 pretending to be fascinated by someone holding a one-way conversation.
啊 - Ah.
阿卡蒂夫人 世界知名灵媒
今晚的表演将在两分钟后开始 This evening's performance will commence in two minutes.
那不是你的厨师吗？ Isn't that your cook?
还有你的佣人？ And your maid?
喔 对 是她 Oh yes. So it is.
可怜的伊蒂丝 Poor Edith.
自从她的弟弟死于西班牙内战 She's been very taken with this sort of thing since she lost her brother
她就沈迷于这种东西 fighting the fascists in Spain.
原始迷信对感情易受影响的人 Primitive superstition can be very persuasive.
非常有说服力 Especially with the emotionally susceptible.
嗯 Hm.
各位先生女士 欢迎来到这里 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to an evening
即将改变你对这个世界的看法 that will change your perceptions of the world we inhabit.
不可否认地 That will answer, irrefutably,
有史以来困惑人类的问题 the question that has confounded mankind
即将得到解答 since the dawn of time.
死后还会有生命吗？ Is there life after death?
没有 No.
她来了 There she is.
各位先生女士们 Mesdames et messeurs
晚安 bonsoir.
从西方的乔卢拉大金字塔 From the Great Pyramid of Cholula in the West
到东方的泰山 to Mount Taishan in the east,
从南方的纽西兰威灵顿 from Whanganui-a-Tara in the south
到北方的瑞典乌普萨拉 to Uppsala in the north,
我游历全世界 I have traveled the globe,
与圣贤、先知与萨满交流 communing with gurus, swamis and shaman.
这些智者引领我到更深的层面 These wise sages have guided me to a deeper dimension
我在那终于有所顿悟 where finally I experienced an epiphany
突破去到另一个世界 and broke through to the other side.
我确信在场每个人 I am certain that everyone here
都曾经感应到已逝亲人的灵魂 has sensed the spirits of their departed loved ones.
也确信我们都想与他们再次沟通 And I am certain we all wish we could communicate with them again
诉说那些从没说出口的话 to say the things we never got to say.
我想到了 -嘘 抱歉 - I've got it. - Shh. Sorry.
今晚… Tonight
…我将会用珍贵的神秘力量 I will use the precious mystical gift
实现那件事 to make that possible.
糟糕！ Bugger!
阿卡蒂夫人 Madame Arcati.
不过是魔术戏法 我就说她是个骗子 Oh, it's a conjuring trick. I told you. She's a fraud.
那真是无耻的指控 That's an outrageous accusation.
我只是失去感应 I merely lost contact.
查尔斯说得没错 这是一场骗局 Charles was right. It was all a put-up job.
他去了哪里？ Where'd he go?
拜托 拜托 Please, please.
阿卡蒂夫人刚经历了痛苦不堪的事 Madame Arcati has just been through a very traumatic experience.
拜托…真的拜托… Please just... Please.
希望你们在这艰难的时刻 I would ask you to respect
尊重她的隐私 her privacy at this difficult time.
喔～我的老天爷！ Oh, my giddy aunt!
曼迪普我说过了 我不想见任何人 I've told you, Mandeep, I don't want to see a living soul.
我是查尔斯康德明 得奖作者 My name is Charles Condomine. I'm an award-winning writer.
尤其不想见八卦版的记者 And especially not the gutter press.
我不是记者 我写犯罪小说还有剧本 Look, I'm not a reporter. I write crime novels, and screenplays.
我无法忍受小说或奇幻作品 Well, I can't abide fiction or fantasy.
阿卡蒂夫人？ Madame Arcati?
我不是来这里质疑你的为人 I'm not here to question your integrity.
假装异国的口音 不代表你不是灵媒 Faking an exotic accent doesn't mean your gift isn't real.
我完全理解 就像我… I fully understand that, like me, you occasionally have
你偶尔需要用包装过的艺术 to employ a certain artistic license
去娱乐大众 to entertain the masses.
他们期待看见非比寻常的表演 They expect me to deliver a spectacle,
连夜发生超凡的奇迹 a transcendental miracle, night after night.
我了解 你不需要为自己辩解 Of course, of course. There's no need to justify yourself.
我相信你 I'm a believer.
我想邀请你到我家举行私人表演 I'm simply here to invite you to conduct a private seance at my home.
我又不是街头艺人 康德明先生 Well. I'm not a traveling banjo player, Mr. Condomine.
不接受委托 I don't do requests.
可能会有大人物参与这聚会 Well, there might be some influential guests attending.
是个好机会平反今晚不幸事件 Could be the perfect opportunity to fend off
衍生出来的负面报导 any bad publicity from tonight's unfortunate events.
你想要何时举办？ When were you wishing this to take place?
愈快愈好 As soon as possible.
那就本周四 仲夏夜 夏至 Then I suggest this Thursday, midsummer night, the solstice.
季节转换的神圣时刻 The sacred turning point of the seasons.
完美 Perfect.
我告诉她我对神秘主义的一切 I told her how profoundly interested I was
非常地感兴趣 她笑得跟玫瑰花一样 in anything to do with the occult, and she blossomed like a rose.
要招待客人看职业骗子 Well, hosting an evening with a professional charlatan
听起来真是好玩极了 -对吧？ sounds like an absolute scream.
会帮助你完成剧本吗？ Doesn't it? But will it get you closer to finishing your screenplay?
我需要那位女士表演一些技巧 Well, I need the old girl to show me a few tricks of the trade.
这会让我故事里的英雄非常特别 That's what's gonna make my new hero truly unique.
他哪里特别？ -他已经去世 What's so unique about him?
去世？ -往生者 He's dead. Dead? As a doornail.
他是一桩未解谋杀案的受害者 He's the victim of a vicious unsolved murder
藉著可以帮死者复活的灵媒 and communicates with the living through a medium
与活人沟通 who helps bring people back from beyond the grave.
或许她可以使你的事业复活 Maybe she could resurrect your career at the same time.
爸爸非常不开心 Daddy's on the warpath.
你再不交件 他就要找其他作家 He's certain to find another writer if you don't deliver soon.
有人在吗？ Is anybody there?
一下是有 两下没有 One rap for yes, two raps for no.
哦 Ooh.
是你吗 玛雅？ -谁是玛雅？ Is that you, Maia? Who's Maia?
我的灵魂导师 My spirit guide.
她是图坦卡门的奶妈 She was Tutankhamun's wet nurse.
希望她的乳腺已经停止分泌 I do hope she's not still lactating.
请你不要如此轻率 布拉得曼医师 I would ask you not to be flippant, Dr. Bradman.
就算在神秘国度 她也是有感应的 She may be in Shamballa, but the woman still has feelings.
很抱歉 阿卡蒂夫人 Please forgive me, Madame Arcati.
我不是有意冒犯 I didn't mean to cause offense.
有人在吗？
阿拉伯文
这样才对吗 Now we're getting somewhere.
你想与我说话吗？ Is it me you wish to speak to?
布拉得曼医师？还是他不幸的病人？ Is it Dr. Bradman? Or perhaps one of his less fortunate patients?
布拉得曼夫人？ Mrs. Bradman?
康德明夫人？ Mrs. Condomine?
请自重 玛雅 Oh, behave yourself, Maia.
康德明先生？ Mr. Condomine?
有人想与你说话 康德明先生 It appears that someone wishes to speak to you, Mr. Condomine.
你有认识的人最近去世吗？ Do you know anyone who has recently passed over to the other side?
我的经纪人 但他不可能想跟我联络 Only my old literary agent, but it's unlikely he'd make contact.
死前还欠我可观的版税 He died owing me a fortune in royalties.
你是康德明先生的经纪人？ Are you Mr. Condomine's literary agent.
不是 很抱歉我们没找到答案 No. I'm afraid we've drawn a blank.
你常想起哪位亡者吗？ Is there anyone on the other side you think of often?
好 没关系 No, well, there's nothing for it.
我得进入招魂状态 I shall have to go into a trance.
这是我最讨厌的时刻 This is the moment I hate.
你紧张 还是…？ Are, are you nervous, or?
我小时候身体不好 When I was a child, I used to be sick.
来看看有什么 Now let's see, what have we here?
布拉姆斯 不 太阴郁沮丧了 Oh, Brahms. No, that's too dark and depressing.
拉赫曼尼诺夫 不 太华丽了 Rachmaninoff. No, too florid.
这比较好 “永远” Oh no, this is better. Always.
一定要播那首歌吗？ Does it have to be that song?
玛雅喜欢她能够一起唱的歌 Well Maia likes a tune she can hum along to.
总是较好 ♪ Always ♪
我会永远爱著你 ♪ I'll be loving you Always ♪
永远 真挚的爱 ♪ With a love that's true Always ♪
你计划的事 需要帮助的时刻 ♪ Then the things you plan Need a helping hand ♪
永远 我会了解 ♪ I will understand ♪
我的天啊 Crikey.
到底发生什么事？ What the devil's going on?
应该是停电 Must be a power cut.
阿卡蒂夫人？ Madame Arcati?
阿卡蒂夫人 听得到吗？ Madame Arcati, can you hear me?
她还有呼吸吗？﹣她好像在发病 Is she breathing? She's having some sort of fit.
拜托 救救她 布拉得曼医师 Please, do something, Dr. Bradman.
哦 Oh.
感谢老天 发生什么事？ Oh, thank goodness. What happened?
除了窗户打开之外 没有什么灵异事 Apart from the French windows blowing open, nothing supernatural.
发生了重大事件 Something substantial took place.
根轮：代表着我们生命力之根 包括生殖系统 以及双腿 不明白啥意思 西少google的
我感觉有阵风光临了我的根轮 I can feel it in my base chakra.
可能只是放了个屁 Probably trapped wind.
没有吵闹鬼 No poltergeists, at any rate.
有显灵吗？ Any apparitions?
我们没看到 Uh, not that we saw.
灵气呢？ -我不知道那是什么 What about ectoplasm? I'm not quite sure what that is.
超自然的黏性物质 A supernatural viscous substance that exudes
在招魂状态下 从身体排出的东西 from the body of one in a spiritualistic trance
形成原料给形体化的灵魂 and forms the material for the manifestation of spirits.
没有 如果有我一定会记得 No, I definitely would have remembered that.
嗯哼 Mm-hm.
我该在开始下暴风雨前离开 Well. I suppose I should get going before the storm rolls in.
离开前还要喝点什么吗？ Would you care for some refreshments before you return to your hotel?
不 谢谢你 康德明太太 Oh. no, thank you, Mrs. Condomine.
我旅行喜欢轻便点 I like to travel light.
恭喜 阿卡蒂夫人 真是刺激的一晚 Congratulations, Madame Arcati. It was a thrilling evening.
我听得出来你在讽刺我 布拉得曼医师 I'm well aware of the irony in your voice, Dr. Bradman.
容我斗胆提醒你 May I be so bold as to remind you that modern medicine
现代医学是非常新的现象 医生们自文明开始以来 is a recent phenomena, and that physicians have found
一直在科学无法解释的作法中 value in scientifically inexplicable practices
找到可学之处 since the beginning of civilization?
说得没错 Quite so.
晚安 各位 Well, good night, everyone.
我很抱歉发生的事不多 I'm sorry so little eventuated.
或许跟宇宙膨胀有关 Probably something to do with a cosmic flux.
谢谢您的莅临 阿卡蒂夫人 Thank you so much for agreeing to do this, Madame Arcati.
著实受益良多 It's been an education on so many levels.
谢谢 Merci
康德明先生 Monsieur Condomine.
再会了 Et au revoir.
嘘... Sh, sh sh, sh sh sh.
她可能会听到 She might hear us, sh.
不能 真的 我受不了了 I can't. Really, I can't.
英亩酒店
法宝与护身符
我实在不太懂 唐纳 I can't quite put my finger on it, Donald.
我从来没有体验过 I've never experienced anything like it in my life.
真的感觉 It genuinely felt as if
惊人的事情发生了 something tremendous had happened.
或许下次吧 Oh well. Maybe next time.
晚安 亲爱的 Good night, my love.
有找到剧本要用的题材吗？ Did you get everything you need for your screenplay?
超过我预期 Oh, everything and more.
你该不会要睡觉了吧？ You're not thinking of turning in for the night, are you?
什么？ What?
趁点子还鲜明 Wouldn't it be prudent to get down
赶快写下来比较保险？ the ideas whilst they're still fresh?
不 当然 我倒杯酒马上开始 Yes, well, absolutely. I shall, fix myself a drink and dig in.
把握当下 亲爱的 Carpe diem, darling.
把握当下 Carpe diem.
摩登女人
我的老天 Jesus Christ.
查尔斯？ Charles?
你做了什么？ What on Earth have you done?
房间怎么弄得这么乱 The room looks like a giant peach melba.
我的义大利水晶灯去哪里了？ And where's my Italian chandelier gone?
什么？ What?
天啊 Oh, God.
哈啰？ Hello.
别跟我说你也毁了其他房间 Please tell me you haven't ruined the rest of the house.
不 No.
我的摩洛哥拼花 My Moroccan mosaics.
查尔斯 Charles.
我才离开一个周末 One weekend away and the whole place has had
整个房子都变样了 the life and soul sucked out of it.
怎么会这样 我一定有幻觉 This can't be happening. I must be hallucinating.
从装潢摆饰判断 Well, judging from the decor, I would say
你说得太轻松了 that's the understatement of the century.
我早该知道这不是你做的 I should have known this wasn't down to you.
她是谁？ Who is she?
不是你想得那样 It's not what you think.
请你不要再羞辱我 Please do not humiliate either one of us any further.
如果有什么秘密 是男人… If you've got something to tell me,
就诚实说出来 be a man and spit it out.
艾薇拉… Elvira...
你死了 You're dead.
你胆子真大… How dare you?
我最后只记得… The last thing I remember is competing
是在南丘陵赛马 in the South Downs point-to-point.
没错 天气非常恶劣 That's right, and the conditions were treacherous,
而你 一如往常拒绝听从建议 and as with most things, you refused to listen to reason.
我不能错过一季中最有声望的比赛 Well I couldn't miss the most prestigious meet of the season, Charles.
你为自己的愚蠢付出最大的代价 Well, you paid the ultimate price for your folly
最后一个跨栏落马 当场摔断背 and fell at the final fence, instantly breaking your neck.
这件事带给大家很多的痛苦 The whole episode was very distressing for everyone involved.
当然 带给我的痛苦最多 Well, presumably not as distressing as it was for me.
他们还重新为那个跳跃法命名 来纪念你 They did rename the jump in your honor.
哦 Oh.
喔！那敢情好？！ How thoughtful.
我不懂 如果我死了怎么会在这？ I don't understand. If I'm dead, then how and why am I here?
我完全不知道 I have absolutely no idea.
或许你是鬼？ Maybe you're a ghost.
什么？不是！ What? No!.
拜托 不要歇斯底里 -歇斯底里？ Please, don't get hysterical. Hysterical?
这叫做担心 Concerned, more like.
拖延是在偷时间 查尔斯 Procrastination is the thief of time, Charles,
你没时间了 and yours is running out.
那是谁？ -我的老婆 露丝 Who's she? My wife, Ruth.
什么？你还好吗？ Yes? Are you all right?
我是你的老婆 -已经不是了 I'm your wife. Not anymore.
为什么？怎么了？ Why? What's the matter?
露丝 我不是在跟你说话 Ruth, I'm not speaking to you.
我在跟艾薇拉说话 I'm talking to Elvira.
艾薇拉？﹣对 你也看得见她 Elvira? Yeah, surely you can see her.
她就站在你旁边 She's standing right next to you.
查尔斯 你玩什么把戏？艾薇拉死了 Charles, what are you playing at? Elvira's dead.
为什么大家要一直说我死了？ Ugh, why does everyone have to keep saying that?
艾薇拉 亲爱的 这是露丝 Elvira, darling, this is Ruth.
露丝 亲爱的 这是艾薇拉 Ruth, darling, this is Elvira.
你是喝醉吗？ Are you drunk?
露丝 艾薇拉在这间房里 Ruth, Elvira is here with us in the room.
阿卡蒂夫人一定是召唤到她 Madame Arcati must have summoned her up during the seance.
你自己都说了 阿卡蒂夫人是骗子 Madame Arcati's a fraud. You said so yourself.
我要去睡了 我建议你也去 I'm going to bed, and I suggest that you retire too.
终于有时间跟你叙旧 Finally some time to ourselves so we can get reacquainted.
那是非常不道德的提议 That's a thoroughly immoral suggestion.
我一秒都没想过要跟你上床 Oh, I wasn't for a moment insinuating we share a bed.
不… No...
我已经接受你最近某个部位 I've come to terms with your recent inability
暂停运作的事实 to perform in that department.
嗯 Hm.
我无法想像你跟那位恰查某… I can't imagine you ever did with that sourpuss.
安静 你现在的举止非常不恰当 Be quiet. You're behaving like a guttersnipe.
是你的举止不可原谅 查尔斯 It is your behavior, Charles, that is unpardonable.
晚安 Good night.
太好了 Hooray.
可怕的女人 What a frightful woman.
我想应该是 为了什么好处才结婚的吧？ I can only assume it was a marriage of convenience?
嗯 Hmm.
我疯了 就是这样 I've gone mad.
我完全地疯了 That's what it is Stark raving mad.
被酒精掌控的话 It will ruin your life if you
你会葬送自己的人生 allow it to get hold of you.
我说最后一次 露丝 跟酒无关 Once and for all, Ruth, last night had nothing to do with alcohol.
我根本没有醉 I wasn't in the least drunk.
很奇怪的事情发生在我身上 Something very peculiar happened to me.
一次性的幻觉 应该是工作压力大 A one-off psychic delusion, likely brought on by work pressure.
应该跟截稿日无关 A deadline doesn't explain why when I calmly suggested
我冷静地建议你去睡觉 that you should return to bed, you said with a most
你却用嫌恶的眼神看我 说那是不道德的建议 disgusting leer that it was an immoral suggestion.
我以为我在跟艾薇拉讲话 I thought I was talking to Elvira.
那样的话 我只能说 Well, if you were, I can only say
让人想到你第一次婚姻的美好画面 itconjures up a fragrant picture of your first marriage.
我的第一次婚姻很美好 My first marriage was perfectly charming.
你如此轻蔑的口吻很不尊重我 And it's in the worst possible taste for you to sneer at it.
我对你的第一次婚姻不感兴趣 I'm not nearly so interested in your first marriage as you think I am.
你的第二次婚姻才是我当前最在意 In fact, its your second marriage that's absorbing me at the moment.
快要沉船了 It's headed for the rocks.
血压155/99 满高的 Well, it's 155 over 99. It is quite high.
我不意外 那么强烈的幻觉 I'm not surprised, given the intensity of the hallucination.
我认真以为艾薇拉在跟我说话 I genuinely believed Elvira was in the room talking to me.
她看起来就跟你我一样 She was as real as you or I.
老兄 你该停药了 Probably best you stop taking the tablets, old chap.
亲爱的 Darling.
我不喜欢看到你生气 I hate to see you so upset.
我昨天晚上…与今天早上说的话 Please accept my heartfelt apology for anything untoward
请接受我最深的歉意 I might have said last night. Or this morning.
接受你的道歉 Apology accepted.
别再提这件事了 Let's never mention it again.
你还好吗？ How are you feeling?
我想布拉得曼医师治好我了 I believe Dr. Bradman might have solved the riddle.
喔～感谢老天 Ah, well, thank goodness.
我们现在去见你父亲 Now, let's go and see your father.
开始动笔前 我想先跟他确定这主意 I want to check he likes my new idea before committing it to the page.
我不要迟到 I do not want to be late.
排名组织 松木片场
查尔斯？ Charles?
所以 亨利 只有透过灵媒 And so, you see, Henry, it's only through the medium
根据他在灵界收集的证据 that the killer can be brought to justice,
能将凶手绳之以法 based on new evidence that he gathers from beyond the grave.
我喜欢这想法 查尔斯 I like the premise, Charles, but not enough
但没喜欢到愿意再等六个月 才拿到剧本 to wait another six months to see a script.
查尔斯几周后就会交件 爸爸 Charles will deliver in a few weeks, Daddy.
相信我 You have my word.
也相信我 And mine.
卡！ - Cut! - And we've cut!
好 来吧 我们去看下一幕 Right, come on, let's go and watch the next scene.
希区考克是这部电影的绝佳导演人选 I think Hitch will be the perfect director for our film.
不要惹到他就好 Just don't get under his feet.
来吧 亲爱的 Come on, darling.
亲爱的 真开心见到你 Googie, darling, how lovely to see you.
查尔斯康德明 Charles Condomine.
我是你的粉丝 康德明先生 Ah, I'm a big fan of your books, Mr. Condomine.
佛莱警探的下一桩悬案是什么呢？ When can we expect Detective Flowers to crack his next case?
其实查尔斯正在写剧本 Ah, Charles has actually made the leap into screenwriting.
爸爸在帮他 -真令人兴奋 With Daddy's help. Oh, how exciting.
我非常希望演你书中坚强的女角色 I'd die to play one of your strong-willed female characters.
你的灵感从何而来？ Where do you draw your inspiration from?
你觉得呢？ Where do you think?
真浪漫 娶了你的缪思女神 Oh, how romantic, to marry your muse.
取代她就不浪漫 Not so romantic to replace her.
何不告诉她实话 查尔斯 Why don't you tell her the truth, Charles,
说你是重婚主义者 that you're an astral bigamist?
住口 不要表现得像个荡妇一样 Be quiet. Stop behaving like a harlot.
你说什么？ I beg your pardon?
承认吧 所有女角色都是以我为蓝图 Admit it, Charles. All of your female characters are based on me.
你总是爱慕虚荣又自恋 You always were vain and self-obsessed.
你竟敢这样跟我的女主角说话？ How dare you speak to my leading lady like that?
不… No, no no.
节制一点 查尔斯 到底在搞什么？ Get a grip, Charles. What on earth is going on?
艾薇拉在这里 Elvira is here.
我可以看见她 I can see her.
她在这里 She's right there.
你给我马上回家躺下休息 I insist you go home immediately and lie down.
大白天的我不想睡觉 I have no desire to go to bed in the middle of the afternoon.
哇 你变得真多 My, how things have changed.
我记得以前我们俩 I remember a time when we could barely
根本离不开那张双人床 drag ourselves out of our double divan.
不要这么不检点 离开我的视线 Stop being indecent. Get out of my sight.
你竟敢这样跟我的女儿说话？ How dare you speak to my daughter like that!
不 我不是在跟她说话 -滚出我这里 No, I wasn't speaking to her. Get off my set.
你麻烦大啰 -不要这么幼稚 You're in trouble now. Don't be so infantile.
我幼稚给你看 I'll give you infantile.
哦 Ooh!
哦 Ooh.
哦 Oww!
啊 Ah.
会痛吗？ Does it hurt?
会呼吸的痛 Only if I breathe.
让我看看 亲爱的 Let me see it, darling.
这样呢？ What about now?
天啊！ Oh, God!
你去书房吧 I suggest you take yourself to your study.
唯一让爸爸原谅你的办法 The only way my father will forgive you
就是交出奥斯卡等级的剧本 is if you deliver an Oscar-worthy script.
这种状态下我要怎么写作？ How am I supposed to write in this state?
你最好尝试看看 Well you better try.
开始写作 证明自己不是疯了 Either start typing and prove you're not barking mad,
不然我就必须打给布拉得曼医师 or I'll be forced to call Dr. Bradman
把你转给精神科专家 and have you referred to a nerve specialist.
露丝 我一点都没发疯 Ruth, I'm not in the least neurotic.
从来没有 And never have been.
那去看心理分析 Well, psychoanalyst, then.
我拒绝去接受数个月的昂贵羞辱 I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation,
最后只会告诉我 only to be told at the end of it
病因是我小时候爱上的摇摇马 that at the age of four I was in love with my rocking horse.
不准用那种语气对我 查尔斯康德明 Don't take that flippant tone with me, Charles Condomine.
我不是有幻觉的那位 I'm not the one who started seeing things.
所以你相信我？ -当然不 Ah, so you do believe me then? Of course I don't.
鬼魂才不是真的 There's no such thing as ghosts or ghouls.
我要呼唤唐纳奇令 I call upon Donald Keeling,
第二中尉 Second Lieutenant
戈登高地第92军团 in the 92nd Regiment of Gordon Highlanders.
于1881年2月27日 Who died on February the 27th, 1881,
在马朱巴山战役中丧命 at the Battle of Majuba Hill.
请前来 出现在我面前 Come forth and make yourself known to me.
赛西莉 你忠诚的妻子 Cecily, your ever devoted wife.
唐纳 Donald...
是你吗？ Is that you?
客房服务 您需要新毛巾吗？ It's housekeeping. Do you need fresh towels?
你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
就算把我的一切都移除 Despite removing every trace of me,
这依然是我家 this is still my home.
而且 我也不知道该怎么回去 Besides, I have no idea how to get back even if I wanted to.
所以你要无限期的待在这里？ Are you saying you're staying indefinitely?
怎样？如果是呢 你会很不开心吗？ Why? Would you hate it so much if I did?
老实说 查尔斯 我还满受伤的 Honestly, Charles, I really am a little hurt.
你是唯一有能力招唤我的人 You're the only one who could have called me back.
我真的没有招唤你 艾薇拉 I most emphatically did not send for you, Elvira.
露丝跟我准备要欢度 Ruth and I are about to celebrate
五周年结婚纪念日 our fifth wedding anniversary together.
五年？那要送什么 皮件？ Five? What is that, leather?
木制品 Wood.
小心不要刺到手 Watch out for the splinters.
康德明夫人 Mrs. Condomine.
我打给布拉得曼医师 I'll call Dr. Bradman, see
看他愿不愿意陪我们去精神病院 if he'll accompany us to the sanitarium.
露丝 拜托 听我说 我没有疯 Ruth, please, listen to me. I haven't gone mad.
我前妻艾薇拉的魂魄 The ghost of my first wife, Elvira
从另一个世界来到这里 has crossed over from the other side and is here
现在在这间房里 in the room with us right now.
是的 亲爱的 我知道 我也看到她 Yes, dear. I know. I see her perfectly well,
还有躲在钢琴下的斑马跟猩猩们 along with the zebras and chimpanzees hiding under the piano.
露丝 我一直尊敬你是善解人意 Ruth, I have always looked upon you as a woman
又有智慧的女人 of perception and understanding.
我是 但如果你说没喝酒 I am, but if you say you're not drinking,
那你的脑子肯定有出问题 there must be something pressing on your brain.
艾薇拉 做点什么证明你在这 拜托 Elvira, do something to reveal that you really are here, please.
她要送我去精神病院 She's going to have me committed.
你记得第一次听到我们的主题曲吗？ Do you remember when we first heard our song, Charles?
我会一直爱你 永远 ♪ I'll be loving you Always, Oooh ♪
你看？我就跟你说？ See? What did I tell you?
这是恶劣的玩笑 查尔斯 It's a cruel trick, Charles,
用什么催眠术想吓我 using some sort of auto suggestion or hypnotism to scare me.
不是 我发誓 我没有 亲爱的 It isn't. I swear it isn't. Darling.
亲爱的 Darling.
艾薇拉 做点其他事拜托 Elvira, do something else, for God sake.
好啊 Oh, anything to oblige.
你看 Look.
天啊 Lord.
啊 Ahh!
再见 小三 Adios, interloper.
哎呀 Oops.
揭发诈欺灵媒
必须请你离开这房间 I'm afraid we need the room back.
我说过了 一小时内会收好行李离开 I told you I'll be packed and ready to go within an hour.
好险你还没走 Ah, thank God I caught you.
你是我唯一的希望 可怕的事发生了 You are my only hope. Something terrible has taken place.
晚上听到怪声音？ You heard strange noises in the night?
地板吱吱作响？门自己关上？ Boards creaking? Doors slamming?
走廊上听到微弱的呻吟？ A subdued moaning in the passages?
不 都不是 Eh, no, none of those.
但发生在显灵会之后 Oh. But, it appears that after the seance
我丈夫的第一任妻子 my husband's first wife, Elvira,
七年前去世的艾薇拉 回来了 who died seven years ago, is back among us.
终于 At last.
真实的显灵 A genuine materialization.
我就知道那天发生了惊人之事 I knew something stupendous had happened to me that night.
我的脊椎有感觉到 I felt it in my spinal cortex.
经过这么多年虔诚的灵修 Oh, after all these years of, of spiritual devotion,
我终于得到奖赏 I've finally been rewarded.
我欣赏你对自己成就的骄傲 I appreciate the pride in your achievement,
但重点是 but I would like to point out it's making
这情况让我在家中站不住脚 my position in my home untenable,
你必须负起责任 and I hold you entirely responsible.
很抱歉 康德明夫人 我真自私 Oh, forgive me, Mrs. Condomine. I'm being abominably selfish.
让我搞清楚一点 Just to help me get this clear in my mind,
你没看到这个显灵？ y-you yourself have not seen this manifestation?
没有 但查尔斯宣称看到 No, but Charles claims he can see
且能与之对谈 and talk to her.
如果情感连结强烈 那是可能发生的 Well, if the emotional connection is strong, that is sometimes possible.
什么？ What?
有时候会发展到第十级 It can sometimes develop into a level ten,
我连做梦都想不到的 something I've never even dared dream of.
他能…碰到她吗？ Can he, by any chance, touch her?
我真不希望那会发生 I sincerely hope not.
为什么？那能发生？ Why? Can that happen?
如果回到阳间的魂魄感到被接受 Well. if the returning spirit feels welcome... it can
灵体会变得有质量 gradually become physically... substantial.
谢谢 布拉德曼太太 Thank you, Mrs. Bradman.
听到她消息请告诉我 Well, please do let me know if you hear from her.
她也不在那里 She's not there either.
我记得你等不及跟我共处一整个下午 I remember when you couldn't wait to spend an afternoon alone with me.
请不要玩弄我的感情 Please refrain from playing with my affections.
我已经感觉很怪异了 I feel strange enough.
所以你还是觉得我很迷人？ So you do still find me attractive?
艾薇拉 拜托 Elvira, please.
这举止很不恰当 This isn't appropriate.
看着我的眼睛 Look into my eyes.
告诉我你已经不爱我了 And tell me you don't love me anymore.
我永远会爱有你的回忆 I shall always love the memory of you.
回忆是关于过去 查尔斯 Memories are about the past, Charles.
但我在这里 这个当下 But I'm here. And this is the present.
我们何不上船去透透气 Why don't we take the boat out like we used to
像以前一样？ and get some air?
我不能 我有截稿日期 I can't. I'm on a deadline.
你在写什么？支票？ What are you writing? Checks?
我跟你说 我受委托 I'll have you know I've been commissioned
把我第一本小说改编成剧本 to adapt my first novel for the screen.
第一本小说？ Your first novel?
为了写这故事我差点写到指头断掉 Nearly wore my fingers to the bone committing this story to the page.
承认吧 亲爱的 Let's face it, darling.
在我死后你再也没出版作品 It's not a coincidence that you haven't published
绝对不是巧合 a word since my demise.
我不否认 你的确有发现情节的才能 I won't deny, you did have a certain flair for plot.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
还有角色 -还有…？ And character. And?
还有对白 -没错 And dialogue. Right.
最大的问题是第三幕之前的转变 The biggest problem you have is the twist into the third act.
不够有戏剧张力 It isn't dramatic enough
所以高潮才不够令人满意 which is why you don't have a satisfying climax.
你以为我不知道吗 Tell me something I don't know.
把整件事倒过来写 Wouldn't it be smarter to put the whole thing
揭露老公是杀手 不会比较好吗？ on its head and reveal the husband as the killer?
很好 Oh that's good.
更有趣的写法是 老婆陷害他 Or, what would be more interesting is if it's the wife who set him up.
为什么老婆要送自己丈夫入狱？ Why would the wife send her husband to the gallows?
非常明显 亲爱的 It's obvious, darling.
苏珊成为头号嫌疑犯 Susan Rutherford becomes the prime suspect
因为她的不在场证据有漏洞 when her alibi fails to materialize, and we naturally
所以我们合理推断 assume that she's trying to protect the reputation
她是为了保护外交大臣的名声 of the foreign secretary, whose aspirations
想成为首相的他 被发现外遇 of becoming the prime minister would be severely compromised
对仕途是一大打击 if it was revealed that he was having an affair.
但事实上就是那样 But, in reality, nothing could be further from the truth,
我们从受害者身上得知 which is what we learn from the victim himself.
也是靠著灵媒的帮助才知道 And it's only through the medium that they can work it out.
才知道？ Work what out?
她肚中孩子是已逝外交大臣的 That she's pregnant with the dead foreign secretary's child.
很好 Oh, that's good.
嗯 Mm.
连我都没想到这结尾 Well even I didn't see that one coming.
你当然没想到 亲爱的 Of course you didn't, darling.
你只负责动笔 You're just the writer.
很抱歉 康德明夫人 该是时候… I'm afraid, Mrs. Condomine, the time has come
向你坦诚 for me to admit quite frankly,
我根本不知道怎么送她回阴间 I haven't the foggiest idea how to send her back.
我有自己的理由想要与亡者沟通 I have my own personal reasons for wishing to communicate with the departed,
但我从来没想过 but I never for a moment considered the possibility
有需要送亡者回去的可能性 of having to send someone back.
你最好找出办法 Well I suggest that you find a way.
我拒绝跟别人共享老公 I refuse to share my husband with anyone,
尤其是他往生的前妻 especially his dead ex-wife.
如果我知道你丈夫 Well if I thought for a moment that your husband
希望与自己死亡前妻的灵魂接触 wished to get in touch with the spirit
我当然会先跟你沟通 of his dead ex-wife, I would have of course consulted you first.
道德上应尽的义务 After all, noblesse oblige.
我保证 他没有想与她联络的意图 He had no intention of getting in touch with her. I can assure you.
安排这整件事 是为了他剧本的题材 The whole thing was planned in order to get material for his new project.
所以邀请我是为了取笑我？ Am I to understand I was invited in the spirit of mockery?
他只是想记录你的一些技法 He merely wanted to make some notes of the tricks of the trade.
一些技法？我从来没感到如此受辱 Tricks of the trade? I've never been so insulted in my life.
我很抱歉我不是有意伤害你 I'm sorry, that all came out wrong.
我被这件事搞得心烦意乱 I'm, I'm rather overwrought with the whole affair.
拜托 我恳求你帮助我们 Please, I implore you to help us.
我回萨赛克斯的路上会经过灵性联盟 I will go to the Spiritual Alliance
问他们如何处理 on my way back to Sussex and ask them for guidance.
萨赛克斯？ Sussex?
非常时刻你不能抛下我们 You can't abandon us in our hour of need.
因为最近发生的事 我无法负担饭店 Well, due to my recent circumstances, I can no longer afford to stay here,
但你可以联络我 but you can contact me.
我可以帮你付钱 所有开销 I can cover your hotel bill, and any expenses,
直到这件可怕的事被解决 till this terrifying ordeal has been resolved.
“苏珊朝外交大臣那弯下腰” Susan Rutherford leans over the foreign secretary.
不要停 Don't stop.
“苏联可以等 外交大臣说” 'The Soviet Union can wait.' Says the foreign secretary.
“他转头热切地望著苏珊” He turns, and looks at Susan longingly.
“这不能等 他悄悄地说” 'This can't, ' he whispers urgently.
“然后他慢慢的” And then... he starts to slowly
“解开丝质上衣的扣子” unbutton her silk blouse,
“深情热烈的亲吻对方” as they start to passionately kiss.
好 这边就是第一幕的转变 Okay. That takes us up to the first act turn.
你不能在高潮地方停下来 You can't just stop mid-flow.
我累了 而且又渴 I'm tired, and I'm thirsty,
我想去城里喝酒 跟以前一样 and I want to go into town and drink Negronis like we used to.
但时间很晚了 But it's, it's getting late.
你真的…过得有点太舒适了 查尔斯 You really have got a little too comfortable in your slippers, Charles.
♪ The price of inspiration ♪
♪ Would be too high ♪
♪ If, to inspire my creation, ♪
♪ we had to say goodbye ♪
♪ If you're putting pen to paper ♪
♪ A singer with a song ♪
♪ nothing's got the rhythm for the line ♪
你想要什么 艾薇拉？ What do you want, Elvira?
想要？我不懂你在说什么 - Want? - Hmm. I don't know what you mean.
我记得你这么端庄安静的时候 I remember whenever you were overwhelmingly demure,
代表你有想要的东西 it usually meant that you wanted something.
你疑心病这么重真糟糕 It's horrid of you to be so suspicious.
我只想跟你两人独处 All I want is to be alone with you.
无法否认 再次见到你有独特的感觉 I can't deny, I do feel rather peculiar seeing you again.
我想你大过于想活著 I've missed you more than life itself.
我也想你 I've missed you too.
我的美国梦 My American dream.
那场意外后我心都碎了 I was utterly heartbroken after the accident.
事实上 我好像一直没接受失去你 The truth is, I don't believe I ever really got over losing you.
你爱露丝吗？ Do you love Ruth?
当然爱 Of course I do.
跟爱我一样爱？ As much as you loved me?
不要傻了 Don't be silly.
完全不一样 It's entirely different.
我好开心 I'm so glad.
没有办法跟过去相比 对吧？ Nothing could have ever been quite the same, could it?
我们去苏荷区 Let's go to SoHo.
把拖鞋换掉 去跳舞？ Swap the slippers for some dancing shoes?
让自己爱人与被爱 ♪ You gotta give a little, take a little ♪
愿意让自己心碎 ♪ Let your poor heart break a little ♪
那就是关于爱的 ♪ That's the story of ♪
关于爱的荣耀 ♪ that's the glory of love ♪
让自己哭 让自己笑 ♪ You gotta laugh a little, cry a little ♪
让天上的云伸个懒腰 ♪ Let the clouds roll back a little ♪
这就是关于爱的 ♪ That's the story of ♪
关于爱的荣耀 ♪ that's the glory of love ♪
♪ As long as there's the two of us we got the world and all its charms ♪
慢下来！ slow down
我要吐了 I think I'm gonna be sick.
天啊… Oh, God.
查尔斯！ Charles!
我喜欢再度开车 I love being back behind the wheel of a car.
我没办法喜欢这件事 Can't say the feeling's mutual.
查尔斯 你跑去哪？ Charles?
我担心的都生病了 Where on earth have you been? I've been worried sick.
可惜没病死呀 It's too bad it's not terminal.
我想厘清思绪 所以开车去兜风 I wanted to clear my head, so I took a long drive.
坐在副驾驶位？ In the passenger seat?
听著 该庆祝的时候我们别吵架 Look, let's not quarrel when we should be celebrating.
我完成剧本的第一幕 写得很好 I finished the first act of my screenplay, and it's rather good.
应该说是我的剧本 My screenplay more like.
你怎么一天内写得完？ How did you manage that in a day?
艾薇拉有帮我 Elvira helped me.
所以你的意思是 Do you mean to tell me that not only has she bullied
她不仅强迫进入我们人生中 her way back over the threshold,
她现在还要试著跟你一起工作？ she's trying to work with you now as well?
什么试著？我帮你写了15本书 What do you mean trying? I've written 15 books in your name.
艾薇拉 现在不要讨论这个 Elvira, this is neither the time nor the place.
无法容忍 Oh, this is intolerable.
艾薇拉 你听我说 -亲爱的… Elvira, now you listen to me.
她在那儿 She's over there.
好 Right.
听著 艾薇拉 Now listen here, Elvira.
我见过阿卡蒂夫人 I've been to see Madame Arcati.
她说会送你回到你原本离开的地方 She's going to send you back to wherever it is she regrettably dragged you from.
查尔斯 查尔斯？ Charles? Charles?
先不要冲动 Don't.
亲爱的 不要生气 Darling, please don't be upset.
生气？你跟前妻共度一夜 Upset? You've just spent the night with your ex-wife.
你觉得我该怎么想？ How do you expect me to feel?
开心 Ecstatic.
我们前进好莱坞的梦想快达成了 Our dream of going to Hollywood is finally within our grasp.
交出这剧本后 我们就会越过大西洋 As soon as I deliver this screenplay, we'll be crossing the Atlantic
比说出日落大道四个字还快 quicker than you can say Sunset Boulevard.
想想那些镁光灯 Think of the glitz.
华丽的一切 The glamour.
我们将会共度的好时光 The good times we're gonna share.
你再也不会从杂志读别人的生活 You won't be reading about other people's lives anymore.
他们会读我们的生活 They'll be reading about ours.
没有她你做不到？ And you can't do it without her?
我当然可以 Of course I can.
只是这样比较快 It'll just be a lot quicker this way.
你真的不需要感到嫉妒 There's really no need for you to be jealous.
我爱的人是你 You're the one I love.
抱歉我说的不够频繁 Forgive me that I don't tell you enough.
现在文思泉涌 其他部位也即将喷发 Now that the words are flowing, I feel unblocked in other areas too.
答应我你不会碰她 Promise me you can't touch her.
亲爱的 她是鬼 Darling, she's a ghost.
而且 我唯一想碰的女人只有你 And besides, the only woman I want to touch is you.
听著 女人 Listen here, lady.
或许是你招唤我到这个世界 You may have summoned me into this world,
但我不可能让你送我回去 but there's no way I'm going to let you send me back again.
我不会离开这里 明白吗？ I'm here to stay. Is that clear?
哦 Oh.
嗯 Mm.
你竟敢忽视我 爱管闲事的老太婆 How dare you ignore me, you meddling old crone?
你要让我过自己想要的生活 Either you leave me in your peace to live my life,
不然我会一直骚扰你到死 or I'll haunt you until the day you die.
塔楼 The Tower.
混乱的象征 Symbol of chaos,
毁灭与破坏 destruction and devastation.
醒来啰 太阳晒屁股 Wakey-wakey. Rise and shine.
我是什么 查尔斯？暖场秀？ What was I, Charles? The warm-up act?
如果我是你 我不会动 If I was you, I'd keep it there.
下午好 夫人 Good afternoon, ma'am.
我要矫正你 伊蒂丝 I'm going to have to correct you, Edith.
不只下午好 是辉煌的下午 It's not a good afternoon. It's a glorious one.
我该准备午餐吗？ Shall I prepare lunch?
是的 谢谢 你有读心术 Ah, yes please. You read my mind.
我饿惨了 我要起司综合拼盘 I'm absolutely famished. I'd like a cheese and pickle platter.
多一点酸黄瓜 With extra pickle.
是的 夫人 Yes, ma'am.
你的脚怎么了？ What happened to your leg?
我跌下楼梯 Oh, I slipped down the staircase.
你动作必须慢下来 You really must refrain from doing everything at the double.
你不是在海军里服役 知道吗 You're not in the navy, you know.
我并没有很急 夫人 I wasn't hurrying, ma'am.
只是第一层阶梯被涂满了机油 There was axle grease smeared all over the top step.
没错 她的经纪人很爱那点子 Yes, her agent loves the pitch,
那会是适合她的一部片 thinks it would be a perfect vehicle for her.
真的？葛丽泰嘉宝？ -是的 Seriously? Greta Garbo? Yes.
由她来演我的戏真是美梦成真 Mata Hari speaking my words would be a dream come true.
查尔斯 写作进度正常吗？ Charles, are you still on track?
进度非常好 Yes, absolutely still on track.
第二幕写完马上送稿过去 I'll send the next ream of pages over as I reach the second act turn.
不要让我失望 -谢谢你 亨利 Don't let me down. Thank you, Henry.
我很感谢你对我的耐心与信心 And I appreciate your continued patience and belief.
棒极了 -再见 Splendid. Goodbye, g...
艾薇拉 你在做什么？ Elvira, what are you doing?
由葛丽泰嘉宝讲我写的台词？ Greta Garbo speaking my words?
亲爱的 我要说什么？ Darling, what am I supposed to say?
有个鬼在帮我编剧？ That I've got a ghostwriter?
停下来 艾薇拉 Stop it.
那是我们的结婚礼物 Elvira, that's one of our wedding gifts.
不是我们的 查尔斯 她的 Not ours, Charles, Hers.
比起我破碎的心 You care more about breaking china
你比较在意破碎的碗 than you do about breaking my heart.
艾薇拉 在我们的婚姻中 Elvira, I was unwaveringly loyal and faithful
我对你坚定不移的忠诚 to you in all our years of marriage.
你死后我能怎么办？ What was I supposed to do after you died?
成为隐士 下半生都守丧戴黑？ Become a recluse and wear a black armband for the rest of my life?
夫人 花园裁判到了 Ma'am, the garden judges are here.
谢谢 伊蒂丝 Thank you, Edith.
我们作品被破坏了 Oh, we've been sabotaged.
伦敦灵性联盟
令人震惊的提议 Oh, that is an outrageous suggestion.
身为灵性联盟的本国代表 As the national director of the Spiritual Alliance,
我的职责是保护灵异能力者的名声 my job is to protect the reputation
不是破坏他们 -我了解 of genuine psychic practitioners, not undermine them. I see.
我发誓 胡迪尼也发誓 And I vow, along with my friend Harry Houdini,
调查并揭发这国家里所有的诈骗灵媒 to investigate and expose every fraudulent spiritualist operating in this country.
很好 先生 Very good sir.
请进 Come in.
阿卡蒂夫人来看你 先生 Madame Arcati here to see you, sir.
非常感谢你拨空 -是 谢谢你 Thank you very much for your time, sir. Yes... well no-no-no, thank you. Thank you.
每次与记者通话都很愉快 Always a pleasure to talk to the press.
再见 先生 Goodbye, sir.
停职处分期间还敢来这里 真不要脸 Well you've got a cheek, showing your face while you're suspended.
很抱歉不请自来 我急切地需要协助 I'm sorry to turn up unannounced, but I urgently need your guidance.
我招唤了十级的显灵 I have pulled off a level-ten manifestation.
这是在欺骗800名观众 And was this before or after you conned
你会悬浮的之前还是之后？ 800 people into paying to see you levitate?
不 真的 请相信我 哈利 No, really, you must believe me, Harry.
很可能这个灵有物理上的形体 And it is possible this presence has a physical form.
玛格 剪刀在哪里？ Margot, where are the scissors?
抽屉里 Drawer.
所以 三世纪以来第一次发生 So you're telling me that the first level-ten manifestation
十级的显灵 reported in over three centuries was the result
是在很普通的显灵会上发生 of an ordinary common-or-garden seance.
是 没错 Yes, that is correct.
你用哪一本指南？ What did you use as a guide?
这个 显灵的艺术 Oh, um, this. The Art of the Seance.
哦 Ohh.
能帮我吗？ Can you help me?
是的 阿卡蒂夫人 我可以 Yes, Madame Arcati, yes, I think I can.
你有带会员卡吗？ Do you have your membership card?
会员卡… Membership card, eh...
有 Yes.
首先 我要终止你的会籍 I'm going to start by terminating
马上生效 your membership with immediate effect.
这里不是幻想家跟骗子的栖身之地 This is no place for fantasists or frauds.
玛格 Margot.
请送阿卡蒂夫人离开 Madame Arcati's leaving now.
一个小时后在庙广场等我 Meet me at Temple Square in an hour.
第四章 第九页 第六段 Chapter four, page nine, paragraph six.
驱逐魔咒 A banishing spell.
噢 谢谢你 玛格 Oh, Margot, thank you.
时间不多了 We don't have long.
我必须在午休结束前把它放回保险箱 I need to replace it in the safe before Mr. Price returns from lunch.
这是用古老的德鲁伊文字记载 It's recorded in ancient Druidic text.
我不太熟练了 但我尽量 I'm a little rusty, but I'll do my best.
等等 Oh, oh wait.
拿塞里德温酿制的恶魔之爪 Take Ceridwens's brew of Devil's Claw.
恶魔之爪 -附子的毒根 Devil's Claw. Poisoned root of Aconite.
喔 对 Oh, yes.
马鞭草灵丹 Elixir of Vervain flowers.
对 当然 那是巫师的植物 Verr..Oh, yes, of course, that's the enchanter's plant.
祭品在亏月时法力最大 The sacrificial offering is at its strongest with a waning moon.
亏月时 A waning moon.
一点黑盐洒在石头祭坛上 Sprinkle black salt on a stone altar.
盐 Salt.
然后放置肉食性动物刚被撕裂的膀胱 Then lay the freshly torn bladder of a carnivore.
膀胱？ The bl-bladder?
喔 不 Oh, no.
食肉水生植物家族里 Freshly torn bladderwort.
刚摘下的狸藻 Oh. Of the carnivorous aquatic Utricularia plant family.
感谢老天 Oh, thank heaven.
我还以为我要去杀动物 I thought for a minute I was going to have to get my hands dirty.
再见 阿卡蒂夫人 Au revoir, Madame Arcati.
祝你好运 Good luck.
不好意思？ Will you excuse me?
克拉克盖博呢？他很适合演帅警探 What about Clark Gable? He'd make a dashing Detective Frank Flowers.
好演员 嘴巴很臭 Good actor, terrible breath.
哦 Oh.
对女主角不公平 我想找卡莱葛伦 Very tricky for the leading ladies. I was thinking Cary Grant.
不错喔 Now we're talking.
我期待在首映会上认识他 I look forward to making his acquaintance at the premiere.
布拉得曼太太 你脑补太快了 Well I'm afraid you're getting ahead of yourself there, Mrs. Bradman.
都还没看到完整剧本 Even I can't make a film without a script.
就像没有病人还要开刀 Be rather like trying to perform surgery without a patient.
打字机还真是残忍苛刻的情妇 The typewriter can be a cruel and demanding mistress.
对啊 但希望这是查尔斯 Yes, well, let's hope that's
唯一外遇对象 the only affair Charles is having.
哈啰 爸爸 Hello, Daddy.
演讲时间 Time for a speech.
啊 Ah.
各位先生女士 Ladies and gentlemen.
哈哈 哦 Ha-ha. Oh.
身为一名作家 大家总是期待我 As a writer, people are always expecting me
有说不完的话 to come up with lots of words.
嗯 Hm.
今天你会很开心听到 Well, today I'm sure you'll all be relieved to hear
我发言会简短又甜蜜 that I'm going to keep things short and sweet.
跟我老婆一样 Just like my wife.
如果要创造一个跟露丝一样 If I were to create a character as beautiful,
美丽 沈著又完美的角色 as poised, as perfect as Ruth,
粉丝会指控我离题开始写科幻小说 my fans would accuse me of straying into fantasy.
哦 Oh.
但还好 我们齐聚在这庆祝露丝 But thankfully we are all here today to celebrate the fact that Ruth is my reality,
出现在我生命中美好的五年 and has been for five fabulous years.
所以 请大家起立 So, let us be upstanding, upstandingly,
高举酒杯 敬真挚的爱 and raise our glasses to true love.
真挚的爱 - True love. - True love.
真挚的爱 -真挚的爱 True love.
永不死 Never dies.
噢 真希望我能跟姊姊一样扭腰摆臀 ♪ I wish I could I shimmy like my sister Kate ♪
她扭的像盘子上的果冻 ♪ She can shake like a jelly on a plate ♪
妈妈昨晚问我 ♪ My mama wanted to know last night ♪
为什么男孩们都对凯特好 ♪ Why all the boys treat Kate so nice ♪
社区里的所有男孩 ♪ All the boys in the neighborhood ♪
都知道她多会扭腰摆臀 ♪ Know that she can shimmy good ♪
或许你晚到 但绝对会赶上 ♪ You may be late but you'll be up to date ♪
如果你跟我姊姊凯特一样会扭腰摆臀 ♪ When you can shimmy like my sister Kate, oh yeah ♪
像姊姊凯特一样扭腰摆臀 ♪ Shimmy like my sister Kate ♪
我跟姊姊凯特一起去跳舞 ♪ I went to a dance with sister Kate ♪
大家都觉得她棒极了 ♪ Everyone thought that she was great ♪
♪ I looked around for something new ♪
我的老天 Lord Almighty.
-露丝 你在做什么？ Ruth, what on earth are you doing?
休息一下 一直跳舞我又热又黏 Cooling off. All that dancing got me hot and sticky!
大家都在看 Everybody's looking.
我不知道原来是这种派对 I didn't know it was going to be one of those parties.
你简直是落汤鸡 你的裙子怎么了？ You're as wet as an otter's pocket. What happened to your dress?
你怎么了 爸爸？ Well what happened to yours, Daddy?
大家一起！ Everybody!
-很好 亲爱的 Yes, that's lovely, darling.
我不觉得那些鱼喜欢这样 I'm not sure the fish are enjoying this.
不如你到楼上去休息一下？ Why don't you come upstairs and have a little lie-down, hm?
除非你跟我一起去 Only if you're going to join me.
像我们第一次做爱那样与我缠绵 Oh, make love to me like it was the first time.
老娘来了 Whee!
升旗典礼可以开始了吗？ Does Mr. Peasbody want to come out and play?.
啊 Oh!
啊 Ah.
难怪她不喜欢开灯做爱 Well, I'm not surprised she doesn't like to do it with the lights on.
不要这么粗俗 艾薇拉 Don't be so vulgar, Elvira.
她在这里？ She's in here?!
给我听好了 廉价的女人 Now you listen to me, you low-rent hussy.
这是我的派对 我的卧室 我的家 This is my party, my bedroom,
查尔斯是我的老公 my house, and Charles is my husband.
她说什么？ What did she say?
她非常的抱歉 已经回楼下了 She apologized unreservedly and has taken herself back downstairs.
你真该当演员 查尔斯 演得还真好 You should have been an actor, Charles. You really are rather good.
我很抱歉 查尔斯 我… I'm sorry, Charles.
我不想要了 I'm just... I'm not in the mood anymore.
我想要 I am.
早安 亲爱的 Morning, darling.
你看起来很累 You look shattered.
对啊 昨天晚上睡得很少 Yes, had a bit of a restless night.
对 你昨天一直翻来覆去 Yes. Yes, I thought you were thrashing around a bit.
我请埃德娜准备你最喜欢的诺福克腌鱼 I had Edna prepare Norfolk kippers, your favorite.
你真贴心 Hm, that's very sweet.
我想吃点暖胃的 I could do with something hearty.
我昨天喝太多香槟 I fear I rather overdid on the bubbles yesterday.
派对在模糊记忆中一下子就过了 The party went by in a bit of a blur.
嗯 Hm.
你在猜哪个字？ What are you stuck on?
22往下 希腊的复仇之神 22 down. Greek god of retribution.
七个字母 第三个是M 第七个是S Seven letters. Third letter M, seventh letter S.
“Nemesis” 涅墨西斯 Oh, Nemesis.
到底发生什么事？ What on Earth has happened?
她说这地方被诅咒了 She said the place is cursed.
不安全！一点也不安全！ Not safe! Not safe at all!
埃德娜？ Edna? Ah.
你不能丢下我们！ -你可以继续工作 You can't leave us! You can keep your job.
我要离开这里 走开！ No, I'm getting out of here. Go away!
我不要跟你有瓜葛 走开！ I'm having nothing to do with you, Go away!
留下 埃德娜 拜托 Stay Edna. Please.
你跟那个烂工作都吃屎吧 You stick your bleeding job up your bum!
来了 Ah, there you are.
来了 There you are.
现在 开始工作 Now, to work.
好 Yes.
你在哪里？ Where are you?
“警探 你不能责备因为错误原因” - Detective, I don't see how you can blame a girl
“爱上对的人的女孩啊” for falling in love with the right guy for the wrong reasons.
“你那可怜的丈夫呢？” But what about that poor sap of a husband of yours?
“那样的男人数也数不清 他是什么” Guys like him are a dime a dozen.
“对的人出现在不对的地方 不对的时间？” What was he, the right guy at the wrong place at the wrong time?
“警探 这么近距离在你身旁” - Oh, Detective, just being close to you,
“我觉得好赤裸” I feel as if I am completely naked.
“你怎么总是能看透我？” How do you always manage to see right through me?
“我只看见事情的原貌” I see things just the way they are.
“其他人需要双焦眼镜” The rest of the world needs bifocals.
最后那句我不太确定 有点太华丽 I'm not sure about that last line. It feels too, florid.
应该要直接了当一点 像是… Need something simple and to the point,
“那就是我的工作 亲爱的” like... 'That's my job, sweetie. I just do it.'
哈 Ha.
随便你的喜好 Whatever you prefer.
剧本作家是写你的名字 It's your name on the script.
然后萤幕变黑 And fade to black.
我觉得电影会比原著还好 Well, dare I say,I think the film's gonna be even better than the book.
我们在截稿日前完成 And we finished ahead of the deadline.
等我告诉露丝 Just wait till I tell Ruth.
先不要告诉她 Let's not tell her just yet.
我的老天 Oh, for heaven's sake.
哎呀 Fiddlesticks.
可恶！ Damn and blast.
你还好吗 亲爱的？ Oh, you alright, darling?
想到你那么努力写作 Knowing you're working fingers to the bone makes it easier
我忍受几个烧伤水泡没什么大不了 for me to enjoy a few blisters and burns.
最强韧的灵魂是 从苦痛中诞生 亲爱的 Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls, my dear.
我没有准备午餐 抱歉 I've nothing to serve for lunch, I'm afraid.
不要担心 我一点也不饿 Oh, please don't worry about it. I'm not in the least hungry.
我可以问你那边进度如何吗？ Dare I ask how it's going over there?
就快要看到终点了 The finishing line is almost in sight.
感谢老天 Oh, thank goodness.
我一点也不喜欢你们俩独处 I don't like you alone with her one iota,
但如果你能因此交出剧本 but if it means you're going to be able to deliver the damn script,
我可以忍受 then I can just about tolerate it.
我们两个是好伙伴 亲爱的 You and I do make a good team, darling.
我想要把床搬回去睡一起 I'd like us to move our beds back together.
永远 Permanently.
如果白天我们要分开 I think if we're going to be separated during the days,
至少夫妻俩晚上可以睡一起 the least we could do is spend our nights together as, as man and wife.
我同意 I should like nothing more.
我去散步 放空一下 I'm going to take a walk. Try to clear my head.
记得我们以前常在这里玩躲猫猫 Remember when we used to play hide-and-seek along here?
还有找到我之后的奖品吗？ And your reward when you found me?
你看 它很帅吧？ Look. Isn't he handsome?
它美丽极了 He's magnificent.
它感应到我 He can sense me.
对未知的事物不感到害怕多好啊 How wonderful not be frightened of the unknown.
你不怕 对吧 查尔斯？ You're not frightened, are you, Charles?
怕什么？ Of what?
再次爱上我 Falling back in love.
我们生存在不同世界怎么可能？ How is that possible when we're existing on two different planes?
我活著而你…﹣别说了 I'm alive, and you're... Don't.
不要说了 Don't say it.
我很抱歉 艾薇拉 I'm so sorry, Elvira
没有润饰这句子的方法 there's no easy way to say this.
我没办法看到我们两个的未来 But I'm struggling to see a future in us.
查尔斯 当你送人家永恒戒指 You know, Charles, when you give someone an eternity ring,
那就代表永恒的爱 it's supposed to be a love that lasts forever.
查尔斯？ Charles?
查尔斯 小心！ Charles, watch out!
可恶 Damn.
她很危险 查尔斯 She's dangerous, Charles.
埃德娜的头皮差点被剥掉 Edna was almost scalped.
然后看看伊蒂丝怎么了 And look what happened to Edith.
你在说什么？ What are you suggesting?
非常明显 艾薇拉来这里 It's blindingly obvious that Elvira came here
只有一个目的 for one purpose and one purpose only.
她来这里把你占为己有 直到永远 She came here to have you to herself, forever.
怎么做？ -把你杀了 当然 Ow! How? By killing you off, of course.
这太荒唐了 That's absurd.
你真的以为柜子自己爬到屋顶上 再自己跳下来？ Do you really think the cabinet climbed up onto the roof and jumped off of its own accord?
艾薇拉脾气不太好 但她是爱我的 Elvira might be prone to temper tantrums, but she still loves me.
她不会想伤害我 She'd never wish me any harm.
如果你死了 那她就永远赢我 Ah. If you were dead, it would be her final triumph over me.
她可以在阴间永远拥有你 She'd have you all to herself on her beastly astral plane,
我会被困在这里 and I'd be left high and dry.
她大概在计划什么灵界再婚仪式 She's probably planning some sort of spiritual remarriage.
我们该怎么做？ What are we gonna do?
我要找阿卡蒂夫人 14房 Yes, the guest's name is Madame Arcati, room 14.
请稍等 One moment.
抱歉 她昨天退房 I'm sorry, but she left yesterday.
她有留什么讯息吗？ Oh dear. Did she leave any messages?
抱歉 没有 I'm afraid not.
谢谢你 Thank you.
她昨天退房 She checked out yesterday.
那没有其他选择 我去让自己被逮补 Well, there's nothing for it. I shall have to get myself arrested.
在监狱度过一晚 Spend the night locked up in the cells.
不 我们自己找一个今晚的安身处 No. We just have to create our own safe place for the night.
好 Right.
好 温柔的来 Now, gently does it.
慢慢来 Oh, precious.
马鞭草 Herba veneris.
大自然的神圣保护 Nature's divine protector.
你在做什么？ What are you doing with that?
我才刚把在这里避风头时 I've just removed all the heavy and sharp objects for a reason.
会危险的重物跟尖锐物品移开 I thought you could keep going with your script
你继续写剧本 while we're holed up in here.
我写完了 Ah, umm... I've already finished it.
我以为你说还在挣扎中 Well, I thought you said you were struggling.
现在回头想 On reflection
我当初把事情想的太复杂 I think I was overthinking through the whole thing.
我再看一次手稿 I'll give the manuscript a quick read and drive it
明天一早就开车去片场 over to the studio first thing in the morning.
查尔斯 真是完美的消息 Oh, Charles, what wonderful news.
爸爸会非常开心 Daddy's gonna be over the moon. As am I.
我也是 -谢谢你 亲爱的 Thank you, darling.
现在可以认真驱逐艾薇拉 Now we can both focus on banishing Elvira
永远不再出现 into oblivion once and for all.
尽快完成 两人成双成对 Not a moment too soon.
三人就是梦魇 Two's company. Three's a nightmare.
快好了 Nearly there.
马鞭草与莳萝束缚女巫的意愿 Vervain and dill hinder witches from their will.
查尔斯 Charles.
哈啰？ -康德明夫人 我有消息 Hello? Mrs. Condomine, I have news.
大门敞开 改变弥漫空气 Doors are opening, and change is in the air.
阿卡蒂夫人 没有时间猜谜了 This is no time for riddles, Madame Arcati.
我们一直试图联络您 We've been urgently trying to contact you.
查尔斯有生命危险 艾薇拉想杀他 Charles's life is in grave danger. Elvira is trying to murder him.
我担心她会成为恶灵 I feared she might become a malevolent spirit.
还真是令人安心的消息 你在哪里？ That's putting it mildly. Where are you?
苏塞克斯 我一切都准备好了 In Sussex. I've gathered everything together and now I'm ready.
准备好什么？ For what?
把她送回去 当然 Well, to send her back, of course.
不要动 阿卡蒂夫人 我过去接你 Stay put, Madame Arcati. I'll come and collect you.
电话把我吵醒 吓到你我很抱歉 The telephone woke me. Apologies if I scared you.
康德明先生起床后 Ah, when Mr. Condomine wakes up, tell him I've gone
告诉他我去找阿卡蒂夫人 午餐前会回来 to fetch Madame Arcati and I shall be back before lunch.
阿卡蒂夫人…午餐前… Madame Arcati... before...
不要伤害我 求求你 Don't hurt me, I beg you.
你在里面还好吗？康德明先生 You all right in there, Mr. Condomine?
我从来没有停止爱过你 I've never stopped loving you.
我不知道要说什么 先生 I don't know what to say, sir.
你表现爱的方式很奇怪 查尔斯 You have a funny way of showing it, Charles.
我本来今天早上交件前 I was gonna put your name on the manuscript
要把你的名字也写上手稿 我发誓 before I delivered it this morning, I promise.
那就不用了 先生 That won't be necessary, sir.
我是女人 查尔斯 I'm a woman, Charles.
我们习惯了做事不受到肯定 We're used to not getting the credit we deserve.
不 我坚持 我换衣服马上过去 No, I insist. I'll get changed and leave straightaway.
康德明夫人开车离开了 Mrs. Condomine left in the car a while ago.
她说吃中饭前会回来 She said she would be back by lunchtime.
艾薇拉 你做了什么？ Elvira, what have you done?
哎呀 Oops.
那些我所不能控制的事 ♪ There are some things that are out of my control ♪
像是起风 下雨 下雪 ♪ Like the wind and the rain and the snow ♪
你完全制服我的灵魂 ♪ You've completely over-powered my soul ♪
那些我所不能控制的事 ♪ There are some things that are out of my control ♪
你让我的一年中天天是盛夏 ♪ You make it summer every day of the year ♪
你的一个回眸 ♪ One glance from you ♪
就能让万里无云 ♪ and the clouds disappear ♪
注定于此相遇 就像大自然之力 ♪ Like forces of nature we were meant to be here ♪
我心中的火焰为你燃烧 ♪ Now this flame in my heart burns for you ♪
那些我所不能控制的事 ♪ There are some things that are out of my control ♪
光阴流逝 四季变化 年华老去不在 ♪ Passing time, the seasons, growing old ♪
你完全我制服我的灵魂 ♪ You've completely over-powered my soul ♪
那些我所不能控制的事 ♪ There are some things that are out of my control ♪
康德明先生 Mr. Condomine, I would just like to say that
我只想说 我非常责备自己的行为 I reproach myself bitterly.
不是你的错 阿卡蒂夫人 You are not to blame, Madame Arcati.
是我自己的错 The fault lies squarely on my shoulders.
是我的野心跟自私带大家陷入混乱 It was my ambition and ego that dragged us into this unbearable mess.
我的后半生必须与这事实共处 And that's something I shall have to live with for the rest of my life.
上次我跟夫人说话时 你身陷危机 The last time I spoke with Mrs. Condomine, your life was in danger.
请尽快来找我 I urge you to come and see me at your earliest possible convenience.
这是我的名片 我等你 Here is my card. I'll be waiting.
你不喝点饮料？ You're not going to stay for refreshments?
拜托 不要觉得我失礼 Oh, please don't think me rude, but I prefer
但面对一个灵魂的离去 to contemplate the passing of a spirit
我想独自沉思 in my own private way.
我很抱歉 康德明先生 My sincerest condolences, Mr. Condomine.
不应该是恭喜吗？ Shouldn't that be congratulations?
你在这里做什么？ What the hell are you doing here?
没有羞耻心吗？ Have you no shame?
那是一场意外 查尔斯 It was an accident, Charles.
我本来要杀你 I was trying to kill you.
你怎么可以如此冷血 How can you be so heartless?
死亡让你变得冷血 Death does that to you.
你看一个人丧礼的出席人数 You know, you can always tell how well regarded
就知道他在世时的评价 someone is by the attendance at their funeral.
那什么意思？ What's that supposed to mean?
今天的出席人数满少的 Bit of a poor turnout today, if you ask me.
大概只有40人 I barely counted forty people.
那就够了 That does it.
过来这里！ Come here!
跟以前一样 查尔斯！在花园里追我 Just like old times, Charles. Ahh! With you chasing me round the garden!
但今天的结局不会一样！ Only today there's gonna be a different outcome!
不好意思？ - Will you excuse me? - Of course.
请节哀顺变 麦金塔先生 I'm sorry for your loss, Mr. Mackintosh.
露丝是个杰出的女人 优秀的朋友 Ruth was a fine woman, and a good friend.
我会非常想念她 I'm going to miss her deeply.
谢谢你 布拉得曼太太 Thank you, Mrs. Bradman.
我知道她也非常喜欢你 I know she was fond of you too.
我无法相信她已经死了 I can't quite believe she's gone.
我妈妈总说时间是最好的良药 My mother always said that time is a physician that heals every grief.
你在这草地上不是我的对手 查尔斯 You never were much of an opponent on the croquet lawn, Charles.
你令我反胃 You repulse me.
我要杀了你 I'm going to kill you.
不要傻 我已经死了 Don't be an imbecile. I'm already dead.
最好在更多人死掉前 拿你的医疗箱过来 You better fetch your medicinal bag before someone else gets killed.
埃德娜说得没错 这地方被诅咒 Edna was right. This place is cursed.
我无法再见你 I can't bear to see you ever again.
我跟你感觉一样 The feeling's mutual, Charles.
随著年龄增长 你已是自负的老屁股 With age and disappointment, you've become a pompous ass.
查尔斯 Charles,
查尔斯 Charles!
一切会很好 -她还在就不会 Everything's gonna be splendid. Not while she's here, it won't.
谁在这？ -艾薇拉 Not while who's here? Elvira!
我在哪里？ Where am I?
精神病院 In the loony bin.
什么？ what?
没有挣扎的意义了 查尔斯 There's no point in struggling, Charles.
你越挣扎 他们就关你越久 The more you thrash around, the longer they'll keep you in.
我为什么在这里 Why am I here?
你要接受心理治疗 You've been sectioned under the Mental Treatment Act
接下来28天是强制观察 and held under mandatory observation for the next 28 days.
我祝你腐烂在地狱 I hope you rot in hell.
对唯一能帮你的人脾气可以好一点 It's not wise to be bad-tempered with the only person who can help you.
我宁愿咬断舌头也不要请你帮忙 I'd rather eat my own tongue than ask you for help.
你应该可以 Hmm, You might just get to do that.
麦艾文医师15分钟后会来带你 Dr. McEwan is planning on taking you down the corridor
进行电击治疗法 in 15 minutes for electric shock treatment.
什么？ - What? - Mm.
不！不 回来 等等 No! No, come back. Wait.
当然 事情总是有转圜馀地 Of course, there's usually a way around these things.
你想要什么？ What do you want from me?
我知道你永远不会原谅我 查尔斯 I know you're never going to forgive me, Charles,
跟你困在一起看你为别的女人哀悼 and being stuck in purgatory with you grieving
比死亡还痛苦 over another woman is a fate worse than death.
我也觉得 I couldn't agree more.
所以我想要离婚 Which is why I want a divorce.
乐意之至 With pleasure.
我知道谁可以帮忙 And I know just the person who can execute that.
很好 Good.
救护车
坐过去 Oh, move over.
我不想再把自己的生命交给你 No way I'm putting my life in your hands again.
不要自我感觉良好 查尔斯 Don't flatter yourself, Charles.
每当我想到 当初差点成功 When I think of what might have happened if I'd succeeded
把你带到阴间来 我就打冷颤 in getting you to the other side, it makes me shudder.
无止尽的吵架斗嘴 Nothing but bickering and squabbling for eternity.
开车 Drive.
现在反观我们的婚姻 清晰的可怕 Looking back on our married years, I can see now with horrid clarity,
根本是场笑话 they were nothing but a mockery.
你鲁莽 无责任感又道德模糊 You were feckless, irresponsible, morally unstable.
在蜜月旅行的尾声就理解到这点 I think I realized that before we left Budleigh Salterton.
只有这种超级宇宙无聊的人 Nobody but a monumental bore would have thought
才会想去布特莱萨特顿度蜜月 of going to Budleigh Salterton for a honeymoon.
布特莱萨特顿有什么不好？ What's the matter with Budleigh Salterton?
一天七个小时在潮湿的高尔夫球场上 Seven hours a day on a damn golf course
还有不怎么样的管弦乐团 and a three-piece orchestra playing Merrie England.
我很惊讶你当时没有抱怨 I'm surprised you didn't complain at the time.
我记得你很会忍 I remember you being quite good at that.
我有抱怨 你不愿意听 I did complain. But you wouldn't listen.
所以我才会跟布雷吉尔上尉去散步 That's why I took a romantic stroll on the moors with Captain Bracegirdle.
我真是个白痴 What a blind fool I was.
他有跟你上床？ Did he make love to you?
非常谨慎的 Only very discretely.
康德明先生 真高兴你安全抵达 Mr. Condomine. I'm so relieved you've arrived safely.
请跟我来 Follow me.
今晚是满月 我们得利用它的能量 Tonight the moon is full, and we must harness its power.
我们已准备好马上进行驱逐仪式 We're both ready to perform the banishment ceremony immediately.
她在这里吗？ She's here?
是 Yes.
你确定她可以接受这过程吗？ Are you sure she's amenable to the process?
可以 - Yes. - Yes.
随著魔法烟幕 With this magic smoke
我呼唤月光火的灵魂 I invoke the spirit of moon fire,
时间的舞者 开始与结束的情妇 dancer of time, mistress of endings and beginnings.
把我们神圣的姐妹 带回她正确的道路上 To return our sacred sister to her rightful sphere.
还在这里？ Still here?
对﹣对 - Yes. - Yes.
地球的灵魂 敬你 To you, the spirit of earth.
空气的元素 敬你 To you, the element of air.
水的力量 敬你 To you, the force of water.
火的力量 敬你 To you, the power of fire.
还有巫师的露珠 And the gift of enchanter's dew.
她还在这里？ -是 She still here? Yes.
对 Yes.
幽灵 食尸鬼和恶魔 Ghostly specter, ghoul and fiend,
再也不会被召集 never more be thou convened.
沃尔夫斯班和圣礼 Wolfsbane and holy rite,
放逐到深夜 banish thee into the night.
狸藻 Oh, bladderwort, bladderwort.
狸藻 Bladderwort.
是 现在 没错 Oh yes. Yes.
还有狸藻 And bladderwort.
露丝 -露丝？ Ruth. Ruth?
亲爱的 我好开心又再见到你 Darling, I'm so happy to see you again.
真是的 我怎么可以这么愚蠢？ Blast. How could I have been such a duffer?
事情不太对劲 Something must have gone hideously wrong.
对 这不是第一次了 Yes, not for the first time.
你无耻的女人 You hussy.
亲爱的 -不要浪费自己的力气 Darling. Save yourself the effort.
我已经死了 I'm already dead.
你也已经死了 And more to the point, so are you.
你上个礼拜二死的 You popped your clogs last Tuesday.
不要这么麻木无感 Don't be so insensitive.
亲爱的 哪里疼痛吗？ Darling, are you in any pain?
查尔斯 我怎么了？ Charles, what happened to me?
出车祸 There was a car accident.
自首 我有参一脚 Which, I have to admit, I had a hand in.
我很抱歉 露丝 I'm sorry, Ruth.
只说抱歉不够… I'm afraid sorry doesn't quite cut it.
既然要打开天窗说亮话 Well, even so, in the spirit of complete openness,
我也想道歉 I'd also like to apologies for conducting
我跟查尔斯就在你的面前偷情 an affair with Charles right under your nose.
其实若要说起来 我们仍已婚 所以… Well, technically, we are still married, so...
闭嘴 艾薇拉 露丝忍受的够多了 Stop it, Elvira. Ruth has been through quite enough.
他们在说什么 康德明先生？ What are they saying, Mr. Condomine?
等等 阿卡蒂夫人 Not now, Madame Arcati.
事情有点僵持 Things are becoming quite strained.
我应该在重要时刻放枸杞进去 You know, I should have squeezed malum citrea at the crucial point.
那是柠檬汁 That's lemon juice. Lemon juice.
他之所以能五天内写完剧本 The only reason he was able to get through that screenplay
是因为那是我写的 in five days flat is because I wrote it.
没错… Yes...
查尔斯 她说的是真的吗？ Charles, is that true?
不尽然是 Not exactly.
查尔斯不想跟你说剧本已经完成 And Charles didn't want to tell you we'd finished
因为他想跟我继续独处 because he wanted to spend more time alone with me.
查尔斯 Charles.
我们不要吵架 亲爱的 Let's not fight, darling.
你在叫哪一个亲爱的？ Which darling are you referring to?
我忍受了这么多 你还这样对我？ But after everything I put up with, how could you do that to me?
亲爱的 事情没有这么简单 It's not that straightforward, darlings.
真的 查尔斯 I mean, really, Charles,
你从没爱过我或艾薇拉 you never loved Elvira or me.
你唯一爱的人是自己 The only person that you loved is yourself.
终于 我们意见一致 Finally, something we do agree on.
如果剧本是你写的 If you wrote the script,
那些书是他写的吗？ did he write any of those books?
不 当然不是 No, not a word.
他抢了你所有功劳？ He took all the glory?
你不留下来看第二幕吗？ Aren't you staying for the second act?
我最好赶快离开 I think it's best I leave.
地狱之火比不上女人愤怒之火 Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
尤其是两个女人 Try two of them.
祝你用柠檬顺利 Good luck with the lemons.
他去哪了？ Where did he go?
他可以跑走… -但他躲不了 Huh, he can run... But he can't hide.
幽灵 食尸鬼或恶魔 Ghostly specter, ghoul or fiend,
你们再也不会被召集 never more be thou convened.
狸藻 沃尔夫斯班和圣洁仪式 Bladderwort, wolfsbane and holy rite,
把你放逐到黑夜 banish thee into the night.
唐纳？ Donald?
加布勒 葛丽泰嘉宝
好莱坞 六个月后
好 我要从这个中景开始 Alright, I'm gonna start with this medium shot here.
然后我会接近一点 好吗？ Then I'm gonna come a little closer, okay?
好 多一点热情 Alright, let's have some passion.
好 开始摄影 Alright, roll camera.
安静 谢谢 -安静 谢谢 音效 - Quiet, please. - Quiet, please. Sound running.
第84场 第一次 Scene 84, take one.
开始 And action.
康德明
如此的靠近你 法兰克 Just being close to you, Frank,
我感到好赤裸 I feel as if I'm completely naked.
你怎么总是能看透我？ How do you always manage to see right through me?
这是我的工作 亲爱的 That's my job, sweetie.
我必须这样做 I just do it.
停 Cut.
重新 Reset.
我不喜欢最后那句台词 I'm not, er... I'm not feeling the last line.
你可以改吗？ Boy wonder, what else you got?
那… What about...
“我只看见事情的原貌” 'I see things just the way they are.
“其他人需要双焦眼镜” The rest of the world needs bifocals.'
我喜欢 I love it.
好 重新 化妆 Okay, reset. Make-up.
我要再靠近一点 I wanna move in closer.
你是天才 查尔斯 You're a genius, Charles.
观众会爱死这个灵性的观点 Audiences are gonna devour the whole spiritualist angle.
没错 Yes.
很可惜露丝不在这里享受一切 Just a shame Ruth isn't here to enjoy it.
康德明先生 Mr. Condomine.
赫达哈泼 洛杉矶日报 Hedda Hopper, Los Angeles Times.
哈啰﹣成为好莱坞红人感觉如何？ Hello. How does it feel to be the talk of the town?
你人很好 Oh, that's awfully sweet of you
但我不觉得大家对作家有兴趣 but I'm not sure anybody's really interested in the lowly writer.
我想我三百五十万名读著们 Oh, I have a hunch that my 35 million readers
会对一个连续剽窃者的故事 will be enthralled
非常感兴趣 by the story of a serial plagiarist.
剽窃者？ Plagiarist?
我知道你喜爱绯闻 八卦 丑闻 I know you revel in gossip and scandal, Miss Hopper,
这是完全不合理和毫无根据的指控 but that's a completely outrageous and unfounded accusation.
塞纳莫拉莱斯所发出的搜索票 There is nothing unfounded about the writ
不会出现毫无根据的事情 that Senor Morales is serving.
你能否对此作出回应 Would you care to comment on the fact
15本关于警探佛莱的小说 that your 15 Detective Frank Flowers whodunnits
每一字每一句 are based word for word on the Inspector Francisco Flores
都跟墨西哥最畅销的 警探佛罗来的小说一模一样 crime novels, which are bestsellers across all of Mexico?
笑一个 康德明先生 Say cheese, Mr. Condomine.
你 You.
不要这么惊讶 查尔斯 Don't look so shocked, Charles.
你我都知道没有所谓的原创故事 You and I both know there's no such thing as an original story.
你怎么能这样 -你不能安静点吗？ How could you? Can't you just be quiet?
我在拍电影 I'm trying to make a picture here.
你这心机重的女巫 You scheming little witch.
你的英国绅士礼貌去哪了 So much for the famous British charm.
我会一直爱你 永远 ♪ I'll be loving you Always ♪
﹣闭嘴 Stop it
有这样真挚的爱 ♪ With a love that's true... ♪
停止！不要 Stop it! No.
你第一本小说？ Your first novel?
葛丽泰嘉宝说我的台词 -不要 Greta Garbo speaking my words? Stop it!
你我都知道没有所谓的原创故事 You and I both know there's no such thing as an original story.
答应我你不会动她 Promise you can't touch her.
我是女人 查尔斯 I'm a woman, Charles.
习惯做事不被肯定 We're used to not getting the credit we deserve.
你唯一爱的人是自己 The only person that you loved is yourself.
你以为你在做什么？你可能会杀了我 What the hell do you think you're doing? You could have killed me.
我杀了 I just did.
没有人会忘记你 查尔斯 Nobody will ever forget you, Charles.
大家会一直记得你是骗子 永远 They'll remember what a fraud you were. Always.
♪ Au revoir, auf wiedersehen ♪
♪ We'll never meet again ♪
♪ Heaven's kinda nice for roaming ♪
再见了 升不了的国旗！ Farewell, Mr. Peasbody!
你们不能把我丢在这里 You can't just leave me here.
我们漫步前往天堂 ♪ Off to paradise we're strolling ♪
倒挂在水晶灯上一整夜 ♪ Hanging off the chandeliers all evening ♪
你躺在自己织的瞒天大谎里 ♪ While you lie in my web of lies you're weaving ♪
快来读 Read all about it.
英国犯罪小说作家实为连续剽窃者 Murdered British crime writer revealed to be serial plagiarist.
好莱坞作家抄袭 知名作家死亡
可怜的查尔斯 真可怕 Oh, poor Charles. How dreadful.
好像他小说里的情节 It's like a plot from one of his novels.
或其他人小说的情节 Or perhaps from someone else's.
有人在吗？ Is anybody there?
有人在吗？有的话一下 没有两下 Is anybody there? One knock for yes, two knocks for no.
是 我在这 Yes, I'm here.
不是说要让死者安息吗？ Whatever happened to leaving someone to rest in peace?
康德明先生 你不幸的死亡 Mr. Condomine, I simply wanted
我有参与的部分 想向您道歉 to apologize for any part I may have played in your untimely demise.
你不是主谋者 阿卡蒂夫人 You weren't behind the wheel, Madame Arcati.
没有 但我有火上加油 No, but I fear I may have put fuel in the tank.
这就是人生 Well, c'est la vie.
我也想向你表达谢意 I also wanted to express my gratitude.
没有你 我会依然在寻找 Without you, I would still be searching.
至少有一个人的结局是美好的 Well, at least one of us is enjoying a happy ending.
请问阴间是什么样子？ May I be so bold as to ask what it's like on the other side?
查尔斯？ -查尔斯？ Charles. Charles.
很复杂 Complicated.
♪ Your hand is on my hand ♪
♪ When I'm putting pen to paper ♪
♪ We're in harmony ♪
♪ Trumpets in a band ♪
♪ Soprano and a tenor ♪
♪ Where you are is where I am ♪
♪ My fellow, isn't it swell to be with me ♪
♪ You were made to stand in the shade ♪
♪ Now you're the notes of my symphony ♪
♪ Our fingers intertwine when I go to paint the picture ♪
♪ We're a vintage wine ♪
♪ The hourglass in the sand ♪
♪ A blessed gin and tonic ♪
♪ Where you are is where I am ♪
♪ I'm the top banana in the greenhouse ♪
♪ I'm the cream on the apple pie ♪
♪ It's hard to be humble when you're genius ♪
♪ Eclipses the stars in the sky ♪
♪ I'm light on my feet, the toast of German Street ♪
♪ I'm the prince of Piccadilly, dear, you'll wanna meet ♪
♪ So if you wanna say ahoy ♪
♪ Swing by the Savoy ♪
♪ I'm the top banana in the greenhouse ♪
♪ I'm a champagne kind of guy ♪
♪ This life flies passed ♪
♪ No time to wait in the shadows ♪
♪ This love might last ♪
♪ For a hit, follow the arrow ♪
♪ I feel the change in the weather ♪
♪ Dark clouds are gathering together ♪
♪ You're the sun that puts the shine in my shoes ♪
♪ Takes away my blues ♪
♪ So let's sing, do I think ♪
♪ Like two birds we belong together ♪
♪ Let's dance, take a chance ♪
♪ Make a moment last forever ♪
♪ Let's dance ♪
♪ I feel a change in the weather ♪
♪ Dark clouds are gathering together ♪
♪ You're the sun that puts the shine in my shoes ♪
♪ And takes away my blues ♪
♪ So let's sing, do I think ♪
♪ Like two birds we belong together ♪
♪ Let's dance, take a chance ♪
♪ Make a moment last forever ♪
♪ Let's dance ♪
♪ Make a moment last forever ♪
♪ Let's dance ♪
♪ Make a moment last forever ♪
♪ Let's dance ♪