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翻译 海云生 陈奥奥 Carolgcz 布塔心累
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时间轴 查爱休叔 今 紫夏
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纽约州 长岛
谢谢 谢谢大家 Well, thank you, thank you all,
罗斯林校园明星榜
各位家长和镇上的倡导者们 parents and town advocates alike,
欢迎你们出席今晚的特别活动 for joining us on this very special evening.
今晚我们齐聚一堂 We're here tonight to kick off
共同迎接有史以来最前程远大的一学年 our most ambitious school year yet.
各位 根据我们统计的数据 We've run the numbers, and folks,
我得到的最简单的结论就是 there's no simpler way for me to put it.
我们的孩子们越来越聪明了 Our children are getting smarter.
两位考进哈佛 两位考进达特茅斯 Harvard, two. Dartmouth, two.
三位考进耶鲁 Yale, three.
七位考进宾大 U Penn, seven.
谢谢大家 Thank you.
各位受托人们 ...and my fellow trustees
你们已经用了整整一年 who wait all year long
根据高考成绩和大学录取率 ranking the top public schools in America
来给美国的顶尖公立学校排名 based on SATs and college acceptance rates.
罗斯林高中位列第四 And Roslyn is four.
现在 我想请出让这一切成真的人 And now, I'd like to bring out the man responsible.
-恭喜 -谢谢 - Congratulations. - Thank you.
在任的这十年间 In his ten years here,
他改进了我们的教育体制 he's revamped our education system.
从学前班到高中无所不包 From pre-K all the way to high school.
请和我一起欢迎他上台 Please join me in welcoming to the stage
我们的学区主管和我的朋友 our district superintendent and my friend,
弗兰克·塔索内 Frank Tassone.
坏教育
卡巴雷餐厅
罗斯林公立学校
罗斯林高中
早上好 Good morning.
你好 早上好 Hey there, good morning.
斗牛犬队加油 Go Bulldogs.
克普先生怎么样了 Have we heard about Mr. Kopple?
-他妻子生了双胞胎 -双胞胎 - Wife had twins. - Twins!
-昨天深夜的时候 -真好 给他们送点花 - Late last night. - Nice. Send over flowers
可能再送点吃的 and maybe an edible arrangement.
能不能把这些东西收拾掉 Can we, can we get these things out of here?
-它们可以鼓舞士气 -是啊 - Oh, they're nice for morale. - Yeah, it'd be even nicer
如果排第一就更有用了 if they were shaped like ones.
-塔索内博士 -你好 - You know, Dr. Tassone... - Hey.
一位智慧的女性曾说过 不要追求你想要的 A wise woman once said it's not having what you want.
-而是珍惜你拥有的 -格卢金夫人 - It's wanting what you got. - Mrs. Gluckin.
我差点没认出你来 I barely recognize you anymore what with the new name,
你换了新的名字 办公室 职称 new office, new job title.
薪水和文书工作还是老样子 The same pay, same paperwork.
七八月份的账目都结清了 July and August are all settled up.
-费用都登记存档了 -太棒了 - Expenses booked and archived. - Perfect.
我还有点别的要和你谈谈 And something else I wanted to talk to you about...
安全门的问题也都处理好了 Safety gates are all taken care of.
我今天会去市政厅和他们讨论具体策略 I'm meeting with City Hall later today to go over strategy.
老天 有人今天干劲十足啊 Jeez, someone's had their coffee.
-没错 -塔索内博士 - Yeah. - Uh, Dr. Tassone?
-什么事 -你周五去维加斯开会的航班 - Yeah. - Uh, did you want your flight
是想从肯尼迪国际机场还是纽瓦克机场起飞 to the Vegas conference Friday out of JFK or Newark?
谢了 小珍 哪个便宜选哪个 Thanks, J. Whatever's cheaper works fine.
玛丽·安 你能帮我 And, uh, Mary Ann, is there any way
买杯减肥蔬果昔吗 you'd be able to grab my diet smoothie?
-我要迟到了 -没问题 - I was running late. - Oh, sure.
但还有件事 Uh, but there's one more thing.
卡萝尔·施魏策尔从六点半开始 Carol Schweitzer's been camped up
就赖在会议室不肯走了 in the conference room since 6:30.
-她说她找您有急事 -我知道了 - Says it's urgent she speaks with you. - Okay, okay.
-查德 -查德 查德·施魏策尔的 - Chad. - Chad, Chad Schweitzer's...
好的 我来解决 Okay, I'll take care of it.
-谢了 -祝你好运 - Thanks. - Good luck.
少来 Stop it.
帮我们所有人一个忙 Do us all a favor.
他要是一小时还没出来 记得报警 If he's not out of there in an hour, call 911.
我就在这里一直砸门 And I am banging down doors
直到有人 until somebody here
认真听我说话 懂吗 takes me seriously. All right?
那个姓米利措克的 她偏心 知道吗 That Militzok, she plays favorites, okay?
考试的时候她甚至都不让他上厕所 She wouldn't even let him take a bathroom break
他有膀胱过动症 during the test, and he has a hyperactive bladder.
查德 亲爱的 告诉他你怎么 Chad, honey, tell him how you...
我这里有份医生开的证明 好吧 you know what, I have a note here from his doctor, okay?
施魏策尔夫人 请您冷静一下 Ms. Schweitzer, just, just calm down.
-让我们来... -没人肯听我说话 - Let's, let's just... - No one will listen to me.
我不知道我还能怎么办 All right, I don't know what else I'm supposed to do.
查德 他和他同年级的学生一样聪明 Chad, he is just as gifted as everyone else in his year.
-当然 -而且 - Absolutely. - And...
我很害怕 塔索内博士 I'm scared, Dr. Tassone,
因为如果他进不了实验班 because if he doesn't get into OMNI...
觉得自己不如... and he starts to think of himself as less than...
不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
不 我会和米利措克老师谈的 No, I will talk to Ms. Militzok.
我会把这事解决的 I will straighten this whole thing out.
-你会吗 -我保证 - You will? - Yes.
然后我们可以让查德补考一次 And, and we'll just set a make-up test for Chad.
给他足够的时间上厕所 All right, with ample bathroom time.
谢谢您 塔索内博士 Thank you, Dr. Tassone.
您不知道我有多感激您 I can't tell you how much I appreciate that.
没必要谢我 好吗 There's no need to thank me, all right?
查德是个聪明的孩子 有大好的人生等着他 Chad's a smart kid with the world ahead of him,
而我们的工作就是给他铺好跑道 and it's our job to give him the runway.
谢谢您 Thank you.
说起来很有意思 It's funny.
查德 我像你这么大的时候 You know, Chad, when I was your age,
我都进不了数学高班 I didn't even place into fast track math.
-真的吗 -真的 我搞不定乘法口诀 - Really? - No. I couldn't nail my times tables.
那时候我以为我完了 And at the time, I thought my world was ending.
但我后来赶上大家了 你猜怎么样 But I caught up. You know what?
现在数学课归我管 Now I set the math curriculum.
感谢您 塔索内先生 您是个很棒的学区总监 感谢您上课时给我们带的披萨 杰茜卡
雪天魔杖
延长寿命 征服衰老和死亡
有什么我能帮你的吗 Can I help you with something?
不用 没事 Oh, no, it's okay.
我来找克雷莫纳夫人 I'm just here for Mrs. Cremona.
-或者叫格卢金夫人 -她现在不在 - Or Gluckin. - Ooh, she's not here,
但我很乐意解答你的问题 but I'm more than happy to answer any questions if...
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? That would... - Mm-hmm, yeah.
你要是在忙的话我不想打扰你 但是 I don't wanna bother you if you're busy, but...
没事 进来吧 欢迎你来打扰我 No, come on in, bother me.
我在做电子表格 进来吧 I'm doing spreadsheets. Come, come in.
请坐 Take a seat.
我们好像没见过 I don't think we've had a chance to meet.
-我叫蕾切尔 -蕾切尔 对了 - It's Rachel. - Rachel, right.
你是尼尔的妹妹 Neil's little sister.
对 你记性真好 Yeah. Wow, good memory.
我希望他没在西北大学惹麻烦 I hope he's keeping out of trouble over at Northwestern.
没 他很喜欢那里 他选了生化专业 Yeah, he loves it. He's doing bio-chem.
那里的新闻专业也不错 Ah, well, they have great journalism there, too.
是不错 Yes, they do.
好的 他们想让我写一篇有关 Okay, so they just, they want me to write an article
新预算方案里的天桥项目的文章 about the SkyWalk proposal in the new budget.
我只需要引述一句行政处的话就行了 And I just need a pull quote from administration.
没问题 你是要录音 好的 Yeah, oh, okay. A sound bite, nice.
我们一直在征求高中生的意见 We've been asking high schoolers
想让他们的生活更轻松一些 how we can make their day easier,
然后我们提出了天桥这个想法 so we came up with this idea, the SkyWalk.
它是一座连接学校两端的桥梁 a bridge, to link the school from end to end.
这对我们来说是一项艰巨的任务 And um, it's a huge undertaking for us.
等明年五月这个计划获批 And we can't wait to break ground
我们会即刻动工的 once the plans are approved next May.
好极了 这就够了 太感谢了 Great, that's all I need. Thank you so much.
这就够了 你不需要后续问题吗 That's it? No, no follow-ups?
不用 这就是篇拍马屁的文章 No, it's just a puff piece.
他们把真正的报道留给高三学生写了 They save the real stories for seniors.
蕾切尔 Rachel.
这不拍马屁的文章 除非你决定这么写 It's only a puff piece if you let it be a puff piece.
西北大学也会这么告诉你的 That's what they'll tell you over at Northwestern.
好吗 一个真正的新闻工作者 All right? A real journalist
能把任何作业都写成一篇报道 can turn any assignment into a story.
你在忙吗 就一帮同事想向你道谢 Are you busy? Just a couple of colleagues want to convey thanks.
蕾切尔·巴尔加瓦 《山峰灯塔》的撰稿人 Rachel Bhargava, staff writer for the "Hilltop Beacon."
这位是鲍勃·斯派塞 学校董事会主席 This is Bob Spicer, school board president.
你是... Oh, you're,
你跟我女儿贝卡一个年级对吧 You're in my daughter, Becca's year, right?
替我向你爸爸问好 Say hi to your dad for me.
很高兴见到你 蕾切尔 Nice to meet you, Rachel.
如果还有问题 就和玛丽·安约个时间 好吗 And if you want to follow up, just set a time with Mary Ann, okay?
我等着看你的文章 And, uh, I'll be keeping an eye out for your byline.
需求量跟疯了一样 一飞冲天 The demand is insane. It's skyrocketing.
罗斯林高地的三室房 We're seeing three bedrooms go
要价超过一百万 for over a million in Roslyn Heights.
是啊 赛奥西特和杰里科 Yeah, you just don't see those kinds of numbers
可看不到这种房价 in Syosset or Jericho.
没错 但那些镇子离市里更远 Right, but those towns are a further commute from the city.
曼哈西特和大颈也不行 Not Manhasset, not Great Neck.
重点是公立学校 学校越好 It's the public schools. The better the school system,
房价越高 就这么简单 the higher the price tag on the homes, period.
自从那本期刊上登了那篇报道 Our firm has sold nine separate lots in that area
我们公司已经在那里卖出九块地了 since the report in that journal came out.
这是一点心意 And, uh, here's a little something
-是大家的谢礼 -好吧 - you know, from all of us. - Okay.
天啊 这真是 Really, that's, oh.
-继续保持吧 -谢谢大家 - Keep up the good work. - Well, thanks, everyone.
-塔索内博士 -对了 - Dr. Tassone? - Oh, yeah.
-你们介意合个影吗 -没问题 - Do you mind if we get a little... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-我会放我办公室里 -好极了 - Something for my office. - Great.
-我很感谢你们 -靠过来点 威尔 - I really appreciate you... - Scoot in, scoot in, Will.
今天来看我 ...coming in today.
-谢谢你们 -好的 - Thank you. - Okay.
-好的 谢谢你们 -好的 - Okay, thank you. - Okay.
好了 让他 All right? Yeah, let's let him...
-让他回去工作吧 -谢谢 - Let him get back to work. - Thank you.
-真的很感谢你们 -好的 - No, I really appreciate it. - Yeah.
-非常感谢 -谢谢 - Thank you so much. - Thank you.
好了 Okay.
我不能吃这些 麻烦你 I can't eat these. Just, if you put them out
把它们放外面让大家随便拿吧 for everybody to pick at, that'd be great.
他们没有亚麻籽了 They were out of the flax seed.
没关系 谢了 That's okay, that's okay. Thanks.
你觉得鲍勃那个职位大概能挣多少 How much do you figure a guy like Bob makes at his regular job?
你是说鲍勃·斯派塞吗 Bob Spicer, you mean?
一年至少几十万 High sixes a year, minimum.
甚至可能超过百万 Maybe seven figures in this market.
-怎么了 -当我没问 - Why? - Oh, forget it.
你看上去很累 You look tired.
也许你可以早点回家 休息一下 You might wanna go home early, get some rest.
我还得去聊狄更斯 I gotta run Dickens.
也许我可以试试退出 Maybe I'll try and bow out and
提早为这周末的维加斯之旅做好准备 get a headstart and early prep for Vegas this weekend.
-最好不要翘读书俱乐部 -为什么 - I wouldn't bail on book club. - Why?
那些女人喜欢你 Those women adore you,
而她们每人都有二十来个闺蜜 and each one talks to two dozen more.
距离下一次预算投票也就九个月了 The next budget vote's only nine months away.
-对 我们的天桥 -是啊 这是个大项目 - Right, our SkyWalk. - Yeah, the SkyWalk is big.
能让我们排第一 这才是重点 Gets us to first. That's all that matters.
这个新的减肥食谱真够我受的 This new diet is kicking my ass.
这到底是什么 What is that, even?
估计是木炭之类的东西 It's got charcoal in it or something like that.
炭 是吧 Yeah, coal.
现在要是能来点碳水让我杀人都行 I would kill somebody for a carb right now.
真不知道该上哪去找啊 I don't know where you could find one.
你真是贱死了 You are such a bitch.
怎么 你想来一口吗 Oh, would you like a bite?
-我讨厌熏牛肉配黑麦面包 -想咬一口吗 - I hate pastrami on rye. - You want a bite?
我知道你不喜欢 Yeah, I know you hate it.
张嘴 Open up.
-太他妈的好吃了 -是吧 - Fucking so good. - Right?
再来一口嘛 Come on, you can eat more.
别这样 再吃一口 You got... come on, one more bite.
-我要杀了你 -我不会告诉别人的 - I will kill you. - I won't tell anyone.
我谁都不会说的 I'm not gonna tell anyone.
你还在长身体 You're a growing boy.
快吃吧 别废话了 Come on. Eat the fuckin' sandwich.
我们开始吧 Let's get started.
我们可以开始了吗 大家 Should we get started, everyone?
聊聊我们对《马丁·翟述伟》的看法吧 What do we all think of "Martin Chuzzlewit"?
好吧 Okay.
弗兰克 不是所有人都对文化感兴趣 You know, Frank, the culture is not for everyone.
我觉得我们最终还是 Eh, I thought we wound up having a
进行了一场不错的讨论 really good discussion, ultimately.
弗兰克 我可以问你一个私人的问题吗 Frank, can I ask you a personal question?
可以 Sure.
就是 It's just that...
乔纳他 Jonah's...
非常接受不了分居的事 you know, having a really hard time with the separation.
是啊 你知道施拉克特老师 Yeah. You know, Ms. Schlacter,
告诉我他开始对《香蕉船》感兴趣了 uh, told me that he's opened up a little bit in Banana Splits?
没错 是的 我的天呐 Right, yeah, oh, my God. Yeah.
-谢谢你的指引 -这是我应该做的 - Thank you for getting him in. - No, of course.
这一切对我们来说太难了 而且 It has been so hard on us, and...
你真的是 You have been...
帮了我们的大忙 such a tremendous help.
莎伦 别这么说 我很乐意帮忙 随时都可以 Oh, Sharon, of course. Anytime, anytime.
是啊 我... Yeah, and...
-弗兰克 抱歉 -没关系 没关系 - Frank, I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no, no.
你想给你的儿子最好的安排 You want what's best for your son.
这没有什么好羞耻的 That's nothing to be ashamed of.
相反 它会让你更坚强 只是 Uh, no, it makes you strong. It's, um...
我 I...
我觉得 到头来 you know, I think at the end of the day,
她给我留下的回忆还是如此鲜活 her memory is still very fresh.
看见你我怎么就一点都不吃惊呢 Somehow, I'm not surprised.
杰妮之前弄错了几份文件 Jenny screwed up some paperwork earlier.
我在给她善后 I'm saving her ass.
杰妮有个好姑妈 Jenny's got a good aunt.
狄更斯聊得怎么样了 How did Dickens go?
这周去的是莎伦·凯茨家 Well, it was Sharon Katz's place this week.
那个 And...
-我就知道 -我想我可能 - I knew it. - I, I think maybe
不该主动提出帮她洗碗 I shouldn't have offered to wash up.
可怜的女人 That poor woman.
她完全不是你的菜 She's nowhere near your type.
确实 完全不是 She's not, she's not.
-詹米森 -学术英语 - Jamieson. - Uh, Honors English.
-喜欢尼采 -很好 - Loves Nietzsche. - Very good.
迪詹纳罗呢 Uh, DiGennaro?
迪詹纳罗 Oh, DiGennaro.
社会研究 Social studies,
九年级世界历... ninth grade global hist...
美国历史 American history.
在少年棒球联盟当教练 Coaches Little League, too.
没错 Yes.
这些都太简单了 难的来了 Well, these are too easy. Oh, here's a toughie.
托德亨特 Todhunter.
妈的 Oh, shit.
托德亨特 托德亨特 Todhunter, Todhunter...
托德亨特老师 Mr. Todhunter.
这个赛季的保龄球联赛进展如何 How's that bowling league shaping up this season?
我们处在领先位置 We're ahead.
但我们周日有一场和耶利哥高中的大赛 But we've got our big match against Jericho on Sunday.
耶利哥啊 你肯定能杀他们片甲不留 Jericho, mm. I think you'll crush them.
谢谢你举办这场聚会 Thank you for putting this on.
欢迎老师们 感谢你们做的一切
-太贴心了 -没什么 我的荣幸 - This is so nice. - Oh, of course. My pleasure.
-弗兰克 -我也只能做到这些 - Oh, Frank! - The least I could do.
-失陪一下 -弗兰克 - Yeah, excuse me. - Hey, Frank.
所以 So, um...
要去拉斯维加斯了你激动吗 hey, are you getting pumped for Vegas?
反正我是已经打包好了 'Cause, uh, I got my bags packed.
我已经准备好出发了 I'm ready to go.
是啊 离开老婆几天 Yeah. It'll be good to get away from the wife
还是很不错的 for a few days too, huh?
-是吧 -是啊 - Right? - Right.
离开个几天 A few days, yeah.
你想知道承包商给的报价是多少 You want to know how many bids we got from contractors?
协作 进取
关于天桥建设 For the SkyWalk construction,
你们有过几种不同的方案 是吗 you explored several options, right?
-我们有过四五套方案 -好吧 - I think we had four or five. - Okay.
具体是哪些公司呢 From which firms, exactly?
等 等一下 Hang-hang on a sec.
你要写的是个什么文章 What's this article you're supposed to be writing?
是关于天桥的报道 Oh, it's a piece on the SkyWalk.
校园报想要深入地了解 And the student paper wanted a deep dive
建筑细节吗 into construction specs?
他们让我自由发挥 某种程度上 They're giving me free reign, more or less.
我只是想找个有趣的切入点 I guess I'm just looking for an interesting way in.
-好吧 露丝 -蕾切尔 - Oh, okay, Ruth. - Rachel.
蕾切尔 那就让我来给你的故事找个角度 Rachel, so let me give you a great angle for your story.
-你想写下来还是 -我在录音呢 - Okay. You wanna write this down or are you... - I'm taping.
那好 Okay.
天桥是一个伟大的项目 The SkyWalk is a great project.
它将会成为整个长岛唯一的一座天桥 It'll be the first SkyWalk on all of Long Island,
也是罗斯林又一个 and yet one more reason Roslyn schools
碾压耶利哥和西奥赛特的理由 put Jericho and Syosset to shame.
而且它看起来很漂亮 也会让我们的生活更轻松 And it'll look great and make all our lives easier.
谢谢 结束 祝晚安好运 Thank you, the end. Good night and good luck.
还有什么能帮你的吗 What else can I help you with?
你手边有报价的资料吗 Do you have the bids handy?
还是说不在你手边 Or are they not on you?
当然不在我手边 都锁在地下室 No, they're not on me. They're locked in the basement,
压在一堆年鉴里 lost in the annals of history.
我下节没课 Well, I have next period free.
是吗 Do you?
好吧 All right.
祝你能找到 Good luck finding 'em.
档案馆
你有什么事吗 Do you need somethin'?
复印点东西 Just a couple of photocopies.
好吧 Okay.
成功 尊重
-你今年高二吗 -高一 - So you're a sophomore? - Junior.
我儿子杰克在贝尔莫尔读高二 My son Jake is actually in the second grade over at Bellmore.
离这里不太远 You know, not too far from here.
在南海岸 South Shore, you know.
这栋楼太老了 经常漏水 It's an old building. We get leaks every so often.
通常稍等一会就不漏了 It usually stops after, like, a minute.
曼德勒海湾度假村
我们需要赌王 掷个十二点 We need a hard eight here. We need boxcars.
我们需要十二点 莱尼 十二点 We need boxcars, Lenny, we need boxcars.
在减少资源或将学习和成本联系起来的情况下提高绩效
我知道你们在想什么 I know what you're all thinking.
乍一看 这些数字可能让人望而却步 At first glance, these numbers might seem prohibitive
但我在这里想带着远见跟你们讲 but I'm here to tell you that with some vision,
它们可以和谐共存 they can dovetail quite amicably.
我们可以看到 这个项目 As we can see, the added benefits
带来的益处数不胜数 to such a program are remunerative.
我很想让你看看我们在那里做的事情 I'd love for you to see what we're doing out there
-如果你们什么时候来长岛 -我想 - if you're ever on Long Island. - Yeah, I think,
我想我们十一月十二月会去东海岸 I think we're on the East Coast in November, December.
-所以我 -我们也会在 - So I'll... - Well, we're there.
很好 太好了 Good, good, good, good. Okay.
走之前过来喝一杯 And listen, stop by and have a drink before you leave.
-好吗 -那太好了 - All right? - That was terrific.
-谢谢 -保重 - Thank you. - Take care.
很好 Great.
好吧 All right.
来点什么 What can I get ya?
一杯苏打水加青柠 Just a club soda with lime.
麻烦菜单给我看一下 And can I see your food menu, please?
还有 And...
凯尔 Kyle.
凯尔·康特拉斯 Kyle Contreras.
十五年前上普兰多姆高中 是吗 Plandome High maybe 15 years ago, right?
我以前在那儿教英语 Yeah, I used to teach English there.
塔索内博士 Dr. Tassone.
叫我弗兰克吧 Frank.
弗兰克 Frank.
我以为我们前脚踏出校门 I would think that you would forget
你后脚就会把我们忘得一干二净 about us the minute we got out of there.
那你可就大错特错了 No, you'd be surprised.
有时候我倒希望可以忘掉 I mean, some things I wish I could forget.
你知道我希望忘记哪件事吗 Yeah. You know somethin' I wish I could forget?
利普曼的假发 Would be Lippman's hair piece.
你还记得那个 Do you remember that thing that...
那玩意... That... with the...
天呐 利普曼的假发 Oh, my God, Lippman's hair piece, Christ.
那你现在都做什么 So, what do you, what do you...
在新学校教英语吗 are you teaching English at the new place?
不 我现在做行政了 No, I'm, I'm administrative now.
类似校长吗 Like a principal?
类似学校的主管 No, like superintendent of schools.
看看你 你就喜欢这么说话 Look at that. You love saying that.
你就喜欢这样 学校的主管 You love that. Superintendent of schools.
-还摇头晃脑的 -我已经做了十二年了 - With the head, too. - I've done it for 12 years.
是很不错的 I mean, look, it's great.
当然跟其它事情一样 也会有利弊 It does have its trade-offs, like anything.
有时候我真的很想念讲课 I really miss being back in the classroom sometimes
跟学生们一起 with my students, you know.
你怎么样了 还在写作吗 How about you? You, um, you still writing?
短篇 科幻小说 是吧 Short stories, science fiction, right?
我记得你以前到哪都带着 I remember you used to carry around
那本破破烂烂的《沙丘》 that beat-up copy of "Dune" everywhere.
是啊 我写那东西主要是为了 Yeah, I mostly just wrote that stuff
应付你的读书报告 to get out of your book reports.
别这么说 有一篇写的非常好的 No, come on, come on. There was that really good one
那个关于外星殖民地的 about the, um, about the alien colony.
我在给你写的石溪大学推荐信里也提过 对吧 I talked about it in your rec for Stony Brook, right?
是啊 石溪大学 Yeah, yeah, for Stony Brook.
抱歉 我 Sorry, I, um...
我没考上石溪大学 I burnt out at Stony Brook.
几年以后 我 After a few years, I...
搬到了这里 moved out here.
直到最近我一直在跳舞 I was dancing up until very recently.
跳舞 Dancing?
谢谢 Thank you.
那你妻子陪你一起出差吗 还是 So does your wife come with you on these things, or...
她留在纽约了 Is she back in New York?
没有没有 我妻子过世了 No, no, no, my wife passed away.
-很抱歉 -没事 - I'm sorry. - No, no, it's...
没关系 都是很久以前的事情了 it's fine. It was a long time ago.
甚至要在我认识你以前了 It was before I had you, even.
吃的怎么样 How's the food?
难吃 Shit.
想去别的地方吗 You wanna try somewhere else?
我以为你只待两天 I thought you were here for two days.
就一个周末 对 Uh, just for the weekend, yeah.
一个周末需要这么多西装 A lot of suits for a weekend.
谁也猜不到会有什么活动... Well, you never know what might come up these...
好吧 Right.
你总是这样 对吧 That was always your thing, wasn't it?
你做英语老师的时候 Even when you were an English teacher,
也总是西装革履 you were always the guy in the suits.
西装怎么了 What's wrong with a suit?
说不清 就是... I don't know, it's just...
有点悲哀 it's a little sad.
就是有点悲哀 Just a little sad.
冰箱里好像... I think they put some bottles in the, uh...
有几瓶酒 我也不清楚原因 in the bar fridge, I'm not sure why.
你现在可以看我的眼睛了 弗兰克 You're allowed to make eye contact, Frank.
不行 No, I'm not.
好吧 Right.
罗斯林大道
爸爸 Dad!
我带晚餐回来了 I got dinner.
今天有什么趣事吗 Anything happen today?
我和副主管谈了 I spoke to the assistant superintendent.
为了写文章 For an article.
那位女士是管事的 The woman who runs all the business.
不知道他们想不想雇一位管培员工 Wonder if they're looking to hire anybody in development.
你资历过高了 You're overqualified.
罗斯福影像 佛坦欧福乡间老路 罗莎·贝尔莫墨西哥餐厅 莱斯利泳池用品店
加班到这么晚啊 格卢金女士 Late night, Ms. Gluckin?
我的天 艾迪 你吓死我了 Jesus, Eddie, you scared the shit out of me.
周末有什么好玩的安排吗 Got any fun plans for the weekend?
没有 我只想回家安静地 Yeah, no, all I want is to spend some quiet time
陪我的孩子 at home with my kids.
-你明白的 -好吧 - You know. - All right.
祝你愉快 Have a good time.
-下周见 -好 晚安 艾迪 - See you next week. - Yeah, good night, Eddie.
-抱歉 吓到你了 -没关系 - Sorry about scare... - That's all right.
他... He's...
好吧 首先 他们太小了 Okay, first of all, they're too small.
姐妹们 你们认识我的侄女杰妮·阿奎拉吗 Oh, girls, have you met my niece, Jenny Aquila?
她和我一起在罗斯林工作 是行政职员 She's working with me over at Roslyn, district clerk.
这地方可真美啊 Isn't this place beautiful?
-我觉得... -太美了 - I mean... - So gorgeous.
那几辆雪佛兰 霍华德肯定赚了不少吧 Howard must be making out like a bandit with those Chevys.
他最近在兼职做咨询 He's been consulting a little on the side.
我为他骄傲 I'm proud of him.
其实我们打算等到这学期结束就重新装修 We're planning a big remodel once the season's through, actually.
你找了哪位承包商 Who's your contractor?
-妈 救命 -我儿子吉姆 - Ma, help! - Jim Boy's gonna do it.
大鹅被击垮了 我不能... Big goose down. I can't... Ah!
你确定吉米准备好接这么大的工程了吗 Are you sure Jimmy's ready to take on a project this size?
确定 对他也好 Yeah, it'll be good for him.
让他专心于新事物 Get his mind going on somethin' new.
-帕姆姑妈 -什么事 - Aunt Pam. - Yeah?
我可以和你进去聊几句吗 Uh, can I talk to you inside just for a sec?
好的 Sure.
好了 杰妮 什么事 All right, Jen. What's going on?
说实话 Honestly...
提到这件事就很不好意思了 但是... I feel bad even bringing it up, but, um...
杰克的生日要到了 Jake's birthday is comin' up.
他一直想要索尼游戏机 And he's been asking for the Sony PlayStation.
-电子游戏机 -是 - Video game system. - Yeah.
他总说朋友都有了 自己落后了 And how all his friends have it and how he feels left out.
你也知道 You know, um,
我手头有点紧 我一直在想既然 money's been tight, and I was just thinking since
霍华德最近收入这么好... Howard's been doin' so well and all...
我有钱了马上就还给你 I'd pay you back as soon as I'm able.
直接用卡吧 Just put it on the card.
安柏 亲爱的 可以让我 Amber, sweetie, do you mind
和你杰妮表姐单独待一会吗 giving your cousin Jenny and me a minute?
谢谢 Thank you.
但我想或许你可以通过私人渠道 But I was wondering if maybe you could just lend me
把钱借给我... the money from your personal...
不用担心 到了月底 Don't worry about it. It'll all be reconciled
全都会做平 at the end of the month.
我这样做很久了 I've been doing this a long time.
只是 只是... It's, it's just,
他很想要那台游戏机 he wants that PlayStation so much, you know?
周一一早先把收据放到我桌上 Just put the receipt on my desk first thing Monday morning
不用多想 and don't give it another thought.
我先失陪了 要去招待客人 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to play host.
找出文章的主旨
山峰灯塔
我没明白 这是什么 I don't get this. What is this?
是你要的天桥报道 It's the SkyWalk piece you wanted.
不 这是两页的承包商投标 No, this is two pages of contractor bids,
建筑材料和区划条例 building materials, and zoning ordinances
非常详细 in brutal detail.
对 这就是新闻报道 Yeah, it's journalism.
我们的读者才十五岁 Our readers are 15.
你知道每期报纸我们都得在印刷前 You realize we have to submit every issue to Bressler
让布雷斯勒过目吧 before we go to print.
还有塔索内博士和帕姆·克雷莫纳 And Dr. Tassone, and Pam Cremona.
帕姆·格卢金 她现在姓格卢金了 Pam Gluckin. It's Gluckin now.
听我说 我们不是《纽约时报》 好吧 Look, we're not the "New York Times," right?
我们是个课外小组 是个 We're an extracurricular. We are a club
为了上好的大学而创办的社团 designed to get us all into good colleges.
我们这里做报道有特定的方法 We have a certain finesse to the way we approach stories here.
要我说的话 也难以描述 A je ne sais quoi, if you will.
但不用担心 你会掌握的 But don't worry, though. You're gonna get the hang of it.
创记录的天桥被证实是一项昂贵的工程
学生们对即将进行的天桥项目兴奋不已
一流五金
罗斯林公立学校 詹姆斯·D·麦卡登
先生 Sir.
可以问一下吗 Could I ask, uh,
你今天去了几家我们的店 how many of our stores have you visited today?
好几家吧 A couple.
法明代尔和伊斯利普的那几家 The ones in Farmingdale and Islip
没有我要的东西 didn't have what I was looking for.
我们其实为高级顾客 I mean, you know, we actually offer
提供免费的送货服务 free ship-to service for our high-value customers.
你觉得我是高级顾客 You think I'm high-value?
当然是了 I mean, reasonably, yeah.
所以要把这些东西送到哪去 So where's this stuff going?
-该死 -好 不 不 - Shit. - Yeah, no, no.
-我和他说吧 不 他在这里 -该死的 - I'll get him. No, he's right here. - Motherfucking shit.
不 他...不用担心 No, he's... no worries.
亲爱的 拜托 你知道我打球的时候 Honey, come on, you know how they feel
-讨厌接电话 -是拉里找你 - about the phones on the course. - It's Larry, for you.
-我表弟 -拉里 找我 - My cousin. - Larry, for me?
什么 What?
好吧 告诉他我打完18杆就打给他 Okay, just tell him I'll call him after 18.
他说是学校的事 He says it's about the school.
拉里...床垫公司的那位 Larry from... the mattress firm?
不 他现在在一流五金上班 No, he's over at Ace Hardware now.
这个孩子给了我的员工一个家庭住址 So this kid, he gives my guy a home address.
在西汉普敦 In Westhampton.
离罗斯林整整八十公里 Full 50 miles outside of Roslyn.
还是个家庭住址 And it's a home address.
所以我对自己说 You know? So I say to myself, I say,
"罗斯林学校的承包商 "What's a Roslyn school's contractor
为什么会跑到塞尔登 "doing buying supplies
这么远的地方来买东西" "all the way out in Selden for, anyway?"
不 我们不会的 我们不会的 No, we wouldn't, we wouldn't.
我们的物料都是批发购买的 We get our materials wholesale, anyway.
我们...我们会招标 We, we put out bids.
工具箱 淋浴头 这都是家装用的东西 Tool chest, shower heads. That's home improvement.
-不是学校用的东西 -没错 没错 - That's not school stuff. - That's right, right.
-说不通 鲍勃 -这位詹姆斯·麦卡登是谁 - It doesn't add up, Bob. - Who is this James McCarden
他为什么会有罗斯林的公费卡 and why does he have a Roslyn expense card?
不知道 我都不认识姓麦卡登的 I don't know. I don't even know a McCarden.
罗斯林就没有姓麦卡登的 There is no McCarden at Roslyn.
稍等 亲爱的 帕姆·克雷莫纳 Oh, hang on, honey, wasn't Pam Cremona
或者帕姆·格卢金 谁知道她姓什么 or Gluckin or whatever she is,
她第一任丈夫是不是姓麦卡登 wasn't her first husband a McCarden?
拜托 Come on.
不可能 怎么可能是帕姆·格卢金 No way. Pam Gluckin, of all people?
她要在杜恩路建一所房子 She's gonna have a house on Dune Road?
雪佛兰科尔维特
-我们该怎么说 -不 什么都不用说 - What should we say? - No, there's nothing to say.
-收据就证明了一切 -好吧 - The receipts say everything. - Yeah, okay.
-但我们需要... -好了 她就在你身后 - But we need to... - Okay, she's right behind you.
你好 帕姆 Hi, Pam.
我想感谢你们大家 And, uh, I want to thank you all
主动抽出自己的时间 for volunteering time out of your day
来和我交流 我很想 to speak with me. I would just
听你们每个人说说希望在六年级 love to hear from each of you what you hope
达到什么目标 to achieve in the sixth grade.
好 从你开始吧 海瑟 Yeah, let's start with you, Heather.
我想拿到全A的成绩 I wanna get all A's and become
像我妈妈一样成为一位心胸外科医生 a cardiothoracic surgeon like my mom.
很好 Great, uh,
但是为了完成今天的任务 but just for the purposes of today...
你能不能... if you could just...
-快来 -什么 - Come. - What?
快点 Quick.
稍等 我马上回来 One second. Okay, I'll be back.
协作 进取
成功 尊重
我们可能会被抓 We're vulnerable here.
她盗用了纳税人的三万美元 She stole $30,000 in taxpayer money
这还只是付给一流五金的 and that's just between the Ace Hardware.
天知道还有谁有公费卡 Who knows who else got an expense card?
我和你说 我们在道德上有责任 I'm telling you, it's our moral responsibility
向镇里举报这件事 必须的 to report this to the town. We have to.
不 这是犯罪了 No, this is a criminal matter.
我们得报警 找联调局 We've got to call the police, the FBI.
好的 我们的法律顾问说 Okay, that was our legal counsel.
他们建议我们上报 They do recommend we report.
很好 那就这么定了 Great, okay, well then, that settles it.
我要打给市长 I'm gonna call the mayor.
弗兰克 你要一起来打电话吗 Frank, you wanna be on that call?
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
快来人 给他倒杯水 Go get him, get him a glass of water.
我应该发现这件事的 我应该检查的 I should have caught this. I should have checked.
帕姆在这比我的资历还深 Pam's been here longer than I have.
我都没想过 I didn't even think.
不 不 不 弗兰克 这...这不是你的错 No, no, no, no, Frank. It's... it's not your fault.
她花了十年在我们所有人心中都建立了信任 She built up a decade's worth of trust with all of us.
我们都被蒙蔽了 We were asleep at the wheel.
谢谢 Thank you.
但在我们进一步行动之前 需要... But before we go any further, we need to,
需要了解目前的情况 we need to know what we're dealing with.
菲尔在我办公室 正在计算确切的数字 I have Phil in my office getting a firm number.
菲尔 我们的审计员 Phil, our auditor?
这个人应该被解雇 The man should be fired.
他是唯一一位应该有所察觉的人 He's the one person who should have caught wind of this.
-蠢货 -好吧 - Prick. - Okay.
我们不能操之过急 We can't jump the gun here.
尤其是在这么危急的情况下 好吧 Not when there's this much at stake, all right?
-我们能... -好吧 - Can we... - Okay.
我们给他一小时时间 We'll give him an hour.
-但在这之后... -好的 - That's... But then, after that... - Right.
-我们就得上报了 -好的 - we start making calls. - Right.
吉姆小子做事怎么能 How could Jim Boy be so careless,
这么不小心 going around like that?
装修肯定不能让他干了 I'm pulling him off the remodel, that's for sure.
这下得去找个正经包工头了 Just gonna have to hire on a real contractor.
-专业人士 -嗯 帕姆 - A professional. - Yeah, Pam?
不不不 弗兰克能摆平这事 No, no, no. Frank's gonna fix this.
他知道我对学校来说有多重要 He knows how important I am to this school.
是我在维持这里的运转 明白吗 I'm the one who keeps the lights on here, you know?
-他会告诉他们的 -你觉得会有人 - He'll tell 'em. - Do you think anybody
发现那台索尼游戏机的事吗 could ever find out about the PlayStation?
不会 我跟你说过我做平了 No, I told you I took care of that.
你完全不用担心 You have nothing to worry about there.
那就好 That's good.
因为... It's just, um...
我... I, uh...
我周末可能还提前买了些 I might have also done a little early Christmas shopping
圣诞礼物 over the weekend, too.
我本来想等过完节再告诉你的 See, I wasn't gonna mention until after the holiday
因为我给你买了礼物 because I bought you something,
我不想毁了惊喜 and I didn't, I didn't wanna spoil it.
我发誓 我发誓 我打算把钱还上的 I swear, I swear, I was gonna reimburse it all.
多少钱 How much?
不多 那个... Not much, you know. Just like, um...
大概... maybe...
在罗德与泰勒百货花了1600 $1,600 at Lord & Taylor and...
在梅西百货花了1200 another 12 at Macy's.
弗兰克能摆平这事 Frank's gonna fix this.
跟我汇报 菲尔 Give me good news, Phil.
这不可能 绝对不可能 There's no way. There's, there's no way.
有支票不见了 There's check warrants that are missing.
购买记录 我相信了她的话 Purchase orders. I took her word for it.
她每次都有说法 让我不用担心 She would tell me one thing, she'd say don't worry about it,
我就像个蠢货一样信了她鬼话 and I believed her like the fucking idiot schmuck I am.
我从没想过要检查核实 Oh, I never even think to check up, to validate.
我要丢工作了 我们的事务所完蛋了 I'm gonna lose my job. I'm gonna lose our firm.
-我们死定了 他们会杀了我们 -等等 等等 - We're dead, they'll kill us. - Hey, hey, no, no, no...
没人要杀人 菲尔 看着我的眼睛 Nobody's killing anybody. Phil, look me in the eye.
看着我的眼睛 Look me in the eye.
这里你说了算 跟我重复 You're running the show here. Say it after me.
"这里我说了算" "I am running the show."
-这里我说了算 -很好 - I am running the show. - Good.
振作点 Pull it together.
你具体发现少了多少钱 How much did you find concretely?
二十二万零三千 Two hundred twenty-three.
具体金额 但这只是最明显的部分 Concretely, but that's just the obvious stuff.
-谁知道还有多少... -223000 - Who knows what else is buried... - $223,000.
好的 好的 Okay, okay.
我们就咬定这个金额 That's our number.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我们就跟董事会说这个金额 223000 That's the number we go back to the board with, 223.
不 你没听明白 No, you're not hearing me.
这可能只是冰山一角 That might just be the tip of the iceberg.
-你又不能确定 -弗兰克 - Well, you don't know that. - Frank.
收据都不见了 The receipts are gone.
估计都进了碎纸机 They're in the bin of a shredder, probably.
可能是被她弄丢了 She could have misplaced them.
现在有个非常现实的可能性 I mean, there's a very real scenario here
其它所有支出可能都是正当的 对吧 where all the other expenses are legit, right?
-也许吧 我说不好 -菲尔 菲尔 - Maybe, I don't know. - Okay, Phil, Phil.
她又不是什么犯罪大师 She's not some criminal mastermind.
帕姆是我们的朋友 All right, Pam is our friend,
她犯了个愚蠢的错误 and she has made a stupid mistake.
但是... But what...
州审计长那边怎么办 but what about the state comptroller?
海韦希随时可以 Hevesi could barge into this office
闯进这间办公室 进行外部审计 at any given moment, conduct an outside audit.
你工作了三十年 他有这么做过吗 Has he ever done that once in your 30 years of experience?
正是如此 Exactly.
你就 Just...
告诉我一个金额 然后 give me a number, and...
我来摆平董事会 I'll take care of the board.
好了 各位 Okay, okay, everyone.
那个 So, the, uh...
总额是二十五万美元 the sum total is $250,000.
-什么 -老天 开什么玩笑 - What? - Jesus, are you kidding me?
-那女人可真有种 -我们... - That woman has a set of balls on her. - We can just...
-我要让她好看 -你没机会了 - When I get my chance. - You never will.
拿索警方会处理她的 She's gonna be Nassau PD's for the taking.
-还有她那个混蛋儿子 -不不不 - And that shitbird son of hers. - No, no, no, no, no.
-不不不 鲍勃 -好了 我们得走正当途径 - No, no, no, Bob. - Okay, all right, let's do this right.
-把手机放下 鲍勃 -为什么 - Put the phone away, Bob. - And why should he?
因为我们会失去一切的 Because we will lose everything.
什么意思 弗兰克 What do you mean, Frank?
一旦帕姆这事传出去 Once word gets out about Pam,
我们就是请《纽约时报》 《新闻日报》 we're inviting "The Times," "Newsday,"
以及三州地区的所有报纸 and every other paper in the tri-state area
-来上门报道 -恕我直言 - to our front door. - With all due respect,
去他的报纸 这事真真切切的犯罪 screw the papers. This is a very real crime here.
偷窃纳税人的钱 A theft of taxpayer money.
朱迪 你在学校董事会 Judy, you've served on the school board
工作多久了 七年 for how long, seven years?
-八年 我很自豪 -好的 在这八年间 - Eight, proudly, - Okay, and in eight years,
纳税人多少次顺利通过了 how many times has our budget been passed
我们的预算 by taxpayers without incident?
-八次 -没错 - Eight. - Right.
那等五月份我们提出下一年预算的时候 So what happens when our next budget goes up
会是什么情况 for approval in May?
我们努力了一整年的预算 The budget that we've worked all year on.
能帮我们通过天桥项目的经济刺激 The stimulus that gets us the SkyWalk.
能帮我们登上第一的项目 会怎么样 That gets us to first. What happens?
我明白他的意思 I get what he's saying.
舆论会怎么说 I mean, how's it going to look?
一个学校员工能偷窃 A school employee is able to take
数十万美元的公款 hundreds of thousands of dollars from the coffer
而不被发现 without anyone noticing.
我们为什么还要继续给学校拨款 Why would we pump more money into the school system?
没错 如果这种重大丑闻传出去 Right, if a scandal this seismic breaks,
我们的预算就完了 I mean, our budget is torpedoed, done.
我们得重头开始了 We are right back to square one.
我不知道 到时候就开不出工资了 I don't know, you can't pay the teachers.
也许教员会跳槽 Maybe they start migrating out.
这不会影响到大学吧 This can't affect the colleges, huh?
我们得准备好 顶尖学校的 I think we'd have to expect that admissions
招生官对我们的看法 at top-tier schools would view us
可能会彻底改变 under a radically different lens, yeah.
不 等等 为什么 No, wait, what, what, why would they ever?
如果他们察觉到有麻烦 那他们 If they smell trouble, then they...
说不好 他们可能暂时不考虑罗斯林的学生 I don't know, they might decide to lay off Roslyn kids for a while.
"录取"可能一夜之间变成"拒绝" "Yeses" can become "Nos" overnight.
我听说过有先例 I've-I've heard of that happening before.
真的 总之 我们先... I have. So anyway, let's just...
先设想一下 好吗 let's tease this out, okay?
我们的录取率不佳 排名下滑 We don't perform, we go down in the rankings.
然后我们的姐妹学校 And then our sister schools
把我们挤出前十 前一百 nose us out of the top ten, top hundred.
赛奥西特和杰里科 那帮混蛋 Syosset and Jericho, those sons of bitches.
那时候我们就会看到 And that's when we start seeing
房价受到负面影响 property values adversely affected.
他说的对 当然是对的 He's right. Of course he is.
就房地产来说 As far as real estate,
尤其是在长岛 especially Long Island,
房价直接跟 a town is only as good as its...
公立学校的水平挂钩 Public school system.
我们付出了那么多努力 对吧 After everything we've worked for, huh?
那么多年的努力才达到现在的程度 Years that it's taken to, to, to get this far.
这事关系到我们的孩子 These are our kids we're talking about.
我有另一个办法 I can think of one other option.
弗兰克 Frank.
都会好起来的 帕姆 Everything's gonna be okay, Pam.
我们很快就让你回家陪家人 We're, we're gonna get you home to your family real soon.
好了 把门关上 We're good, close the door.
董事会非常清楚你为学校 The board is very aware of how hard you worked
为罗斯林 为他们的孩子付出了多少努力 for the schools, for Roslyn, for their kids.
他们知道你一直是得力干将 They know what an asset you've been, and, um...
所以他们明白这是怎么回事 that is why they see this for-for what it is.
一时糊涂 A lapse in judgment.
鉴于此 他们决定 And in light of that, they're opting
不提出指控 也不报警 not to press charges or involve the police.
谢谢 谢谢你们大家 Thank you, thank you. All of you.
你要全额赔偿学校 So you'll make full restitution to the school
二十五万美元 at the sum of $250,000.
二十五万 全额赔偿 没问题 250, full... full restitution, of course.
我会想办法的 I'll, I'll make it happen.
然后你要完成本周的工作 And then you'll finish out the work week
并低调辞职 and resign quietly.
等一下 Wait.
-什么 -明白吗 - What? - Okay.
明天一早你要 Tomorrow morning, you'll surrender
把管理执照交给董事会 your administrators license to the board
签署一份保密协议 承诺... and you'll sign an NDA committing...
弗兰克 弗兰克 我不明白这是怎么回事 Frank, Frank, I don't... I don't understand what's happening.
我不明白 你在说什么... I don't understand this. Why are you...
你偷了学校的钱 帕姆 You stole from the schools, Pam.
偷了纳税人的钱 From, from the taxpayers.
偷了我们应该服务的孩子的钱 From, from the kids we're supposed to serve.
这种... I mean, this...
这种行为不只是不道德了 kind of behavior goes beyond the bounds of immoral.
是残酷 It, it's, it's cruel, it's...
简直令人发指 甚至可以说是精神病 It's heinous. It's, it's sociopathic, even.
什么 精神病 Sociopathic, what?
无耻的利己主义 The shameless self-interest.
不稳定的性格 The, the, the unstable personality.
张扬的婚姻闹剧 The parade of rotten marriages, it...
弗兰克 Frank.
你需要帮助 帕姆 Look, you need help, Pam.
真正的医疗帮助 Real medical help.
你病了 You're a sick woman.
我们很担心你 帕姆 We're concerned about you, Pam.
我 I am...
我病了 I'm a sick woman.
我 I'm...
为我的行为感到羞耻 为我自己感到羞耻 I'm ashamed of my actions. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm...
我没有任何借口 There's no excuse for it.
精神病算是借口 Well, the sociopathy.
-好吧 鲍勃 -是的 - Yeah, Bob, the... - Yeah.
好的 Okay.
我们明天一早就把一切安排好 We'll make all the arrangements first thing tomorrow morning.
好的 当然 Yeah, of course.
各位晚安 Good night, all.
比我想的要顺利 Well, that went better than I thought.
你救了我们 弗兰克 You saved our ass, Frank.
-天啊 是的 -谢谢你 - Oh, God, yeah. - Thank you.
是啊 Yeah.
帕姆·格卢金
刚刚是搞什么鬼 What the hell was that?
你能听到吗 I... can you hear me?
弗兰克 Frank?
好吧 Okay.
我只是想... I'm just, I'm just trying to...
我只是想搞清楚情况 I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
我没想到你会打来 I wasn't sure you were gonna call.
你还好吗 Is everything okay?
嗯 抱歉 我... Yeah, sorry, I, um...
只是想听听你的声音 just wanted to hear your voice.
-他在哪 -帕姆 - Where is he? - Pam.
-他在哪 -帕姆 先... - Where is he? - Pam, just...
-先坐下再说 -不 我要跟吉米说话 - Just sit down for a second. - No, I wanna talk to Jimmy.
-他在哪 -先坐下来再说 - Where is he? - Just sit down for a little bit.
他在这屋吗 不 他在他卧室 是不是 Is he in this room? No, he's in his bedroom, isn't he?
-先... -别碰我 - Just... - Don't touch me.
-别碰我 -行 - Don't touch me! - All right!
妈 Hey, Ma.
"妈" Hi, Ma?
-帕姆姑妈 -滚出我的房子 吉米 - Hey, Aunt Pam! - Get outta my house, Jimmy!
-帕姆 -我不想让你住这里 - Pam! - I don't want you here anymore.
-滚出去 -帕姆 - Get the hell out! - Pam.
-我再也不想看见你这张脸了 -帕姆 停 - I don't wanna see your face anymore. - Pam, stop it.
-住口 你不是真心的 -怎么了 - Stop it, you don't mean it. - Hey, what's going on?
你不是真心的 她不是真心的 吉姆 You don't mean it. She doesn't mean it, Jim.
-她根本不是真心那么说的 -怎么回事 - She doesn't mean one word of it. - What's going on?
你妈妈今天丢了工作 Your mother lost her job today.
不是我的工作 霍华德 我的事业 Yeah, not my job, Howard. My career.
我不懂 你不能在其它学校 I don't get it, can't you just get a different job
找份其它工作吗 at another school?
他们要没收我的执照 They're taking my license.
妈妈 你做了什么 Mom, what did you do?
我拿了他们的钱 I took money from them.
对 我偷钱 我们都偷了 Yeah, I stole. We all did.
好了 你们先回各自房间 Okay, look, just go back to your rooms, please.
-没错 -让我和你妈妈谈谈 - Yeah. - Please let me talk to your mother.
你的车 你的衣服 Your car, your clothes.
这房子 另一个房子 This house, the other houses.
-你在说什么 -你不想去州立学校 - What are you talking about? - You didn't want state school.
你想去上私立大学 You wanted private college.
我希望你对我满意 I wanted you to be happy with me.
帕姆 帕姆 没事的 Pam, Pam, listen. It's okay.
我们能给你在经销店找个工作 好吗 We'll get you a job down at the dealership, okay?
对 他们要招个新前台小姐 Yeah, yeah, they're looking for a new girl at the front desk.
-做秘书吗 -不不 - Like a secretary? - No, no.
不 不是秘书 Not, not as... not like a secretary.
你总会找到工作的 我只是说 You'll find something. I'm just saying...
-我有学位 -我懂 - I have degrees. - I know.
我上了那么多年学才拿到学位 I went to school for years to get degrees.
我开过校车 我做过速记 I drove the bus. I did the steno pool.
-该做的我都做了 -听我说 帕姆 - I did everything I had to. - Listen to me, Pam.
-听我说 -我要吐了 - Listen to me. - I'm gonna be sick.
你是我认识的最聪明的女人 You are the smartest woman I have ever known.
我们会度过这个困难 We're gonna get through this and you're gonna
你会重振旗鼓的 land on your feet, you will.
过来 Come here.
-霍华德 -我懂 - Howard. - I know.
我懂 I know.
罗斯林高中
格卢金夫人 Mrs. Gluckin.
我想问下 I was just wondering.
能再给我一次地下室的钥匙吗 Could I get the key to the basement again?
我就想再查一点东西 I just want to look up a few more things.
你要做什么 瑞秋 What's this for, Rachel?
我想确认一些东西 Just for some stuff I wanted to verify.
我可以回答你的问题 I can answer your questions.
好吧 Okay, well...
我算了下 天桥项目似乎 I did the math, and it looks like the SkyWalk
总共要花费八百万美元 is gonna end up costing around eight million dollars.
-七百五十万 当然 -对 - Seven-five, sure. - Right.
我们似乎要在美观问题上 It just seems like a lot of our resources
投入大量资源 to be spending on cosmetics.
美观 大家都喜欢天桥 Cosmetics? People love the SkyWalk.
《山峰灯塔》喜欢天桥项目 "The Beacon" loves the SkyWalk.
你们发起了投票 There was that nice poll you guys did.
对 Right.
但这所高中的天花板还在漏水 But the ceilings at the high school are still leaking.
有一些教室被迫关闭 I mean, some of the classrooms had to get shut down.
那么你也许应该在 Sounds like you should bring that up
学生会上提起这个 with your student government.
还有那个披萨烤箱 There was also the pizza oven.
-什么 -我在费用报表里 - What? - I saw a line item
看到了一行披萨烤炉的支出记录 in the expense reports for a pizza oven.
但我之后问了食堂的宝拉 But then I asked Paula in the cafeteria
她说她完全不知道有这回事 and she said she knew nothing about it.
别说了 Just stop it.
很抱歉我得告诉你这个 I am sorry to be the one to tell you this,
但没人对你们有所隐瞒 好吗 but no one is keeping anything from you, okay?
相反 我们每天天一亮就来这里 On the contrary, we come in here every day
是因为我们关心你们 at the crack of dawn because we care.
我们希望能给你们提供 We care about providing you
良好的高质量教育 因为我们是好人 with a proper quality education because we're good people.
因为我们希望你们能过上好日子 Because we want you to have a good life.
好吗 Okay?
好 Okay.
但消费记录仍然属于公开数据 The individual purchase orders are still public record, though.
给 Here you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
另外瑞秋 Oh, and Rachel.
那个披萨烤箱的事你说对了 You were right about that pizza oven.
不是买给高中的 It didn't go to the high school
因为我们是给初中买的 because we bought it for the middle school.
对 他们吃了好几天披萨了 Yeah, they have pizza for days down there.
你也去吃一块 Go get yourself a slice.
早安 Morning.
-你好 -瑞秋 - Hi. - Oh, hey, Rachel.
塔索内博士 帕姆·格卢金状态不太好 Dr. Tassone, Pam Gluckin's in a bit of a state.
我早上很忙 Yeah, I have a very busy morning.
跟她说我没时间见她 早安 Just tell her I can't. Good morning.
弗兰克 弗兰克 弗兰克 Frank, Frank, Frank!
弗兰... Fra...
抱歉 塔索内博士今早很忙 I'm sorry, Dr. Tassone's very busy this morning.
别挡道 玛丽·安 Get out of my way, Mary Ann.
-帕姆 帕姆 -拜托 - Pam, Pam. - Please.
算了 没事 You know what? It's fine.
什么事都没有 Everything's fine.
这是我留给他的离职谈话 My exit interview for him.
塔索内博士 Hey, Dr. Tassone.
玛丽·安说你想见我 Mary Ann said you wanted to see me?
对 请坐 Yes, yes. Uh, take a seat.
把门关上 Just close the door behind you there.
我想 So, I think maybe
我们该讨论一下 it is time that we talked about your value
你在这里的工作价值了 in this workplace.
我 I, uh...
-这不是 -不 请安心 - This isn't... - No, rest assured,
我们都希望你能在这里取得成功 we all want you to succeed here.
所以 Which is...
我们希望能把你调职到 Which is why we would like to transition you
我们的特殊事务部 to our special utilities department.
先生 Sir, um...
我还以为我在这里干得不错 you know, I just thought I was a really good fit up here.
当然了 我们只是换换岗 Oh, yeah, no, no, no. We're just doing some shuffling
那边真的缺个人手 and we could really use an extra hand down there.
好吗 Okay?
帕姆留下的职位如何 我想或许 What about Pam's old job? You know, I thought maybe, uh,
我能当个经理之类的 you know, like a manager, maybe I could be...
也许我能做那个 Maybe I could be right for that.
实际上 菲利普·梅茨格 Yeah, well, actually, Philip Metzger's
要继任为临时商务经理 gonna be stepping in as the interim business manager.
-审计员菲尔 -对 对 - Phil the auditor? - Yeah, yeah.
在我们找到正式替代帕姆的职员之前 I mean, until we can find a more permanent replacement for Pam.
但 But...
他能上任我们都很激动 we're pretty excited about him.
我想我该 I think that I should, uh...
我想 think, um...
我知道你们对帕姆做了什么 I know what you all did to Pam.
我可以 你懂的 我可以 And I could, you know, I could...
告诉别人 maybe tell people.
抱歉 请稍等 抱歉打断一下 Sorry, hold on a second. I'm so sorry to interrupt.
我注意到了你戴的项链 I just noticed that necklace you have on.
衬托出了你的眼睛 How it really complements your eyes.
-谢谢 -项链 - Thank you. - It's, uh,
是新的 不是吗 yeah, that's, that's new, isn't it?
我以前应该没见你戴过 I don't think I've seen you wearing it around before.
对 我想是这样 Yeah, I thought so. Yeah. I've got...
我对这些东西比较敏锐 I got sort of an eye for these things, I don't know.
你说呢 So, um, what do you think?
是在梅西百货买的呢 Is that... is that a Macy's purchase or are we talking
还是在罗德与泰勒百货买的 Lord & Taylor collection?
你之前说特殊事务部 Special utilities, you said?
对 是这样 Yeah, I think so.
好 谢谢 珍 Okay, thanks, Jen.
这里的精神病不是我
玛丽·安 能给我来一杯新的那种咖啡吗 Mary Ann, can I get a cup of that new coffee in here?
洛可 你真烦人 Rocco, you're so annoying.
别挡路 Get out of the way.
去 Go.
-妈 -就是我 - Mom! - This is she.
不 No.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
是 谢谢 请别再打来了 Yeah, thank you. Please don't call here again.
-是谁 -一个学生 - Who was that? - That was a student.
他们想把时装秀的收益捐赠出来 They want to donate the fashion show proceeds
帮助我治病 to help pay for my medical expenses.
-但你没生病 -别吃那个 - But you're not sick. - Don't eat that.
我们要把那些还回去 We're returning them.
帕姆 到底怎么回事 Pam, what the hell is going on?
山峰灯塔 备受喜爱的行政员工突然因重病辞职
好 Okay, uh...
首先 我们想花点时间 first off, we want to take a moment
向帕梅拉·格卢金致敬 to acknowledge Pamela Gluckin.
我们挂念她 以及她的家人 Our hearts go out to her and her entire family
我们希望她能迅速痊愈 and we wish her a safe and speedy recovery, yeah.
好 现在 Okay, all right, now.
该说有意思的事了 Onto the fun stuff.
2003年FIHS提前录取数据 哥伦比亚 达特茅斯 布朗 哈佛 耶鲁 普林斯顿
看看这些数据 Look at these numbers, folks.
这是我们见过的 These are the best early decision numbers
最出色的提前录取数据 that we've ever seen.
对 Yeah.
为自己来点掌声 Give yourselves a round of applause.
罗斯林学区行政董事自由联合会 为您奉上节日祝福 祝您度过温暖 愉快 其乐融融的假期 节日快乐
弗兰克·塔索内
七 Seven.
六 Six.
五 Five.
瑞秋 你那篇 Hey, Rachel, um, where's the article
癌症公益时装秀的稿子在哪里 on the Cancer Benefit Fashion Show?
我明天交给你 I'll get that to you tomorrow.
但我们明天就要刊印了 But we go to print tomorrow.
好 我今晚给你 Okay, I'll have it tonight.
如果你想成为报社一员 Look, if you wanna be a part of the paper,
你就得作为报社一员行动 you gotta be a part of the paper.
我要迟到了 Look, I'm gonna be late.
瑞秋 瑞秋 Rachel. Rachel!
-见鬼 -老天 - Shit. - Oh, my God.
-抱歉 见鬼 -不是吧 - Sorry, shit. - Seriously?
这是什么 What is this?
那是私人项目 与你无关 It's just a personal project. None of your business.
很抱歉我对你那么强硬 Look, I'm sorry for being a hard-ass.
我知道你家里出了很多事 I know you're going through a lot at home.
你什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
就是你爸爸的那些事情 You know, just everything with your dad.
他的什么事 Yeah, what about him?
家长之间会聊天 I mean, the parents talk to each other.
我听说他工作上不顺利 I know that some shit happened at work.
你什么都不懂 You don't know anything.
操 蕾切尔 Fuck, Rachel.
小蕾 Rach?
-吃晚饭了 -好的 - Dinner. - Okay.
这是什么 What's all this?
我做的调查 Research.
这些是学区的发票 These are invoices from the school district.
学区花了一百多万 The school district invoiced over a million dollars
买实验室设备 in lab equipment?
这只是一个供应商的 And that's just one supplier.
你想过打给这家公司吗 You thought about calling this company?
天 我要错过我的航班了 Oh, God, I'm gonna miss my flight.
那就再待一天吧 Not if you stay another day.
你知道我不能留下 You know I can't do that.
你可以在这里找个工作 You could get a job here.
克拉克县也有一些学校 There are schools in Clark County.
当然 但有好的吗 Sure, but good ones?
在你去之前罗斯林算好的吗 Was Roslyn any good before you?
请问是尤宁代尔的冠军制品吗 Hi, is this Champion Products in Uniondale?
-是的 -你好 我叫蕾切尔 - Yes, it is. - Hi, my name is Rachel.
我想向您咨询几笔开销 I was just hoping to ask you about a series of charges.
好的 谢谢你的查证 菲利斯 Okay, yes, yes. Thank you for verifying, Felice.
你帮了很大的忙 You've been a huge help.
-好的 -谢谢 再见 - Yeah. - Thank you, bye-bye.
没错 That's right.
我可以等 Yeah, I can hold.
这里是贝尔莫尔精品汽车 我是霍华德 Bellmore Fine Auto, this is Howard.
抱歉 贝尔莫尔精品汽车 I'm sorry. Bellmore Fine Auto?
我看这个号码登记的是HG咨询公司 I had this number listed as an H. G. Consulting.
怎么了 What's the matter?
没事 我只是累了 Oh, nothing, I'm just, just tired.
发票给我吧 I'll take those invoices.
下一个是言辞力量科技公司 Next up is WordPower Tech.
他们给学区开了八十万美元的发票 Now, they billed the school district $800,000
但没人知道他们是谁 but no one has any idea who they are.
而且他们一直如此 And they're consistent.
过去十年里他们年年都开发票 They've billed every year for the past ten.
这家登记在托马斯·提吉罗名下 Yeah, the company's registered to Thomas Tuggiero
位于曼哈顿的公司 with an address in Manhattan.
我试着打过去 但号码已经停用了 I tried calling but the number is disconnected.
托马斯·提吉罗 公园大道5575号1607室 纽约州纽约市
这个现在先打个问号 We're gonna leave that one a question mark for right now
因为下一个是波尔多办公用品 because the next one I've got is Porto Office Supplies.
我找不到任何... Now, I can't find any...
纽约 B站台
怎么 你忘带钥匙了吗 What, did you forget your key?
你好 Hello.
有什么事吗 Can I help you with something?
这里是不是 Is this...
我 I'm...
我在做民意调查 I'm canvassing.
为谁做 For who?
是... It's...
我找错公寓了 I'm, I have the wrong apartment.
你回来了 You're back.
我回来了 谢谢 I'm back. Hey, thanks.
晚餐吃什么 Hey, what's for dinner?
三文鱼 Salmon.
怎么了 What's the matter?
只是工作的事 抱歉 Oh, it's just work. Sorry.
三文鱼有点柴 The salmon's a little dry.
很好吃 It's great.
我能看出你在撒谎 I can tell when you're lying.
可能是有点柴 A little dry, maybe.
但粗麦粉真是绝味 The couscous, though, is a small masterpiece.
谢谢夸奖 Oh, well, thank you very much.
在奥马哈如何 How was Omaha?
无聊 无聊透顶 Dull. Dull as all hell.
于是 So...
我夹在道格和乔之间 So I'm sitting there sandwiched between Doug and Joe
会议中心没开空调 and there's no A/C in the conference center
你能想象得到那股臭味 so you can imagine the smell while they...
天啊 Oh, God.
他们花几个小时聊理工科项目和国家补助 ...talked for hours about STEM programs and state aid.
那真是 It was, oh, yeah.
-那真是糟透了 -听起来像个噩梦 - It was, it was a riot. - Oh, sounds like a nightmare.
或许下次我该一起去 Maybe I'll come along next time.
给你挡一挡 As a buffer.
我绝不会让你去受那种罪 I would never subject you to that.
你有佐证的文件吗 Okay, you have documents to back this up?
多年来给供应商的付款记录 Years' worth of supposed payments to vendors
和供应商未收到钱的证明 and confirmation they were never received.
这里面有的公司甚至不存在 Some of these companies, they don't even exist.
你不能确定这点 Well, no, you don't know that.
我的意思是你确定吗 I mean, you know that for sure, right?
言辞力量科技公司 WordPower Tech.
他们给学区开过近百万美元的发票 They've billed the district almost a million dollars
但没人知道它 and no one knows anything.
-因为它并不存在 -好吧 - Because it isn't anything. - Okay.
那是上东区的一间私人公寓 It is a private apartment on the upper East Side.
-是 但那不能 -我们的主管 - Yes, but that doesn't... - And our superintendent
-有那里的钥匙 -完全证明公司是假的 - has the key. - ...necessarily mean that it's fake.
承认吧 尼克 你明白的 Come on, Nick, you know what this is.
如果他没有举报 那就是诈骗 If he hasn't reported this, it's fraud.
他在写我的大学推荐信 He's writing my college recommendation letter.
操 操 操他妈的 Fuck, fuck, god damn it.
我们现在在说什么啊 What are we even talking about right now?
你确定吗 你百分百确定 Are you sure? Are you sure, sure, sure
要这么做吗 you actually wanna do this?
预算调查揭露重大渎职嫌疑
我可以坐这儿吗 Mind if I join you?
千万别让你的医生发现 Don't ever let a doctor find out
你胆固醇过高 蕾切尔 you have high cholesterol, Rachel.
他们会逼你做很可怕的事情 They'll make you do the most horrible things.
那么 So.
关于昨天 About yesterday.
-那是 -你在那干什么 - That was... - What were you doing there?
我没有生气 I'm not upset.
但你一定要实话实说 But it is very important that you be honest.
我在调查学校承包商的 I was following up on the listed address
登记地址 for a school contractor.
你为什么要做这些 Why were you doing that?
那是公开记录 任何人都可以花时间 It's public record. Anyone could take the time...
我没问你那是不是公开记录 I didn't ask you if it was public record.
我问你为什么 I... I just asked you why.
是为了我在写的文章 It's for something I'm writing.
我觉得你很有潜力 I think you have real potential.
-塔索内博士 -不 我是认真的 - Dr. Tassone... - No, I'm serious.
我读过你所有的报道 I, I read all your bylines.
你比去年九月进步了很多 You've come such a long way since past September.
你的自信和强大的能力 Your confidence, strength of ability.
-谢谢 -你的前途非常光明 - Thank you. - No, you have a tremendous future ahead of you,
真的 蕾切尔 Rachel, you do.
但是 But...
你还是太年轻 You're still young, too.
这也是为什么你要知道 我是认真的 Which is why you need to know, and I mean this,
如果你公开了 if you go public...
一些你不完全了解的事情 with something you don't fully understand,
你会自食其果的 it'll, it'll come back on you hard.
我不知道 I don't know, I...
我想这主要是我们的错 I guess it's our fault, mainly.
我们试图创造一个安全的环境 让学生们 We try to create a safe environment for students to...
去挑战 冒险 犯错 成长 challenge, take risks, make mistakes, grow.
但如果你犯了这个错误 But this mistake, if you make it,
我们无法保护你 we will not be able to protect you.
我不行 你的老师们不行 因为这会改变一切 Not me, not your teachers. Because it'll change everything.
很多无辜的人会受到伤害 And a lot of innocent people will get hurt.
明白吗 Right?
我的意思是 这些调查 I mean, these kinds of inquiries
就像引爆一枚手榴弹 are, are... are like setting off a grenade.
疯狂追求真相会造成后果 There's fallout in the pursuit. In the frenzy.
会殃及池鱼 There's collateral damage.
对吧 Right...
你一定清楚这些 You must know all about that.
虽然不完美 但有成效 It's not perfect, but it works.
我们现有的制度很有成效 What we have here works.
我希望我们能保持下去 I hope we can keep it that way.
我们来看看这个 蕾切尔 All right, let's get into it. Uh, Rachel.
蕾切尔 Hey, Rachel.
蕾切尔 你在听课吗 Rachel, are you still with us?
我在听 Yeah, yeah, I'm here.
-抱歉 -好 - Sorry. - All right.
第四题 Question number four,
钾的符号是什么 what is the symbol for potassium?
有人知道吗 Anybody?
请进 Yeah.
弗兰克 Hey, Frank.
上周我做了更深入的调查 I've been doing some more digging over the past week.
我有点担心 I'm... concerned...
我所发现的东西 with what I found.
过来说 Okay, come in.
我们现在没有收据 Look, now we don't have receipts,
但有一些供应商 他们 but some of these vendors, they're...
帕姆的事不只是我们起初认为的 this Pam thing isn't a question of $250,000
二十五美元的问题 like we'd initially thought.
好吧 Well, okay, uh,
你估计大概有多少 do you have any sense of what the number might be?
五十万 I mean, are we talking 500?
一百万 Are we talking a million?
菲尔 说说吧 我很难 I mean, Phil, work with me. I can't do anything but just...
我不知道 我不知道 I don't know, I don't know.
你不知道 好吧 You don't... okay, fine. So...
那就算清楚 好吗 figure it out, all right?
发挥你的数字专长 Work your numbers magic and then,
就我们两人把这事办妥了 好吗 let's the two of us deal with it from there, okay?
谢谢 菲尔 Thanks, Phil.
还有其他事 Well, there's something else.
寒假期间飞往伦敦希思罗机场的机票 A flight to London, Heathrow, over winter break...
-发票开给 -那是我的 - ...billed to... - Yeah, that's me.
机票是买给我的 去参加佩尔会议 That flight was for me, for the Pell Conference.
你知道的 You knew about the Pell.
喷气式飞机的头等舱 First class, Concorde jet.
不是我订的机票 那都是杰妮的工作 I don't book the flights. That's always been Jenny's job.
-即使是我订的 -费用是两个座位的 - But look, even if I had... - The charge is for two seats.
头等舱两个并排的座位 Two seats side by side in first.
一张单程票五千美元 It's $5,000 each way per ticket.
总共两万美元 It's $20,000.
这应该是弄错了 Yeah, well, that sounds like a mistake.
我打给了航空公司 You know, I called the airline.
凯尔·孔特雷拉是谁 Who's Kyle Contreras?
好吧 Okay, okay.
你要这么耍我吗 So that's how you wanna play it.
什么 不 我不是耍你 What, no. I'm not playing...
真是厚颜无耻 I mean, the audacity.
花了六个月 Coming from the man who spent six months
伪造我们的记录来掩盖 falsifying our records to mask his own negligence
在对学校的受信责任上的失职 of fiduciary duty to the school.
等等 不是 不是这样的 Wait a second, that's not what, that's not what's going on.
不是吗 No, no?
帕姆的事本不该发生 对吧 Pam didn't have to happen, right?
你本可以阻止的 你是审计 You could have prevented that. You're the auditor.
人家花钱雇你干什么 The people here pay you for what?
你想走就走 想玩戏剧就玩戏剧 So you can go off and do your community theater
我们学校的账本都不用管的吗 instead of taking care of our school's books?
对 对 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
指手画脚我也会 菲尔 Oh, I can point fingers too, Phil.
但是我想我们看法是一致的 Right, but I think we both agree that
这不过是浪费我们的时间而已 that wouldn't be a very productive use of our time.
-可是 -菲尔 - But... - Phil.
你要不要去做你的事 Are you gonna do your job,
还是要我把海韦希本人叫过来 or do I have to call Hevesi in here himself
让他替你把工作做了 to come and do it for you?
因为我现在就能给他打电话 Because I will call him right now.
我会处理的 I will deal with it.
很抱歉我提起这件事 我不该提的 I'm sorry that I brought it up. I shouldn't have.
是 太对了 你不该提的 Yeah, damn right you shouldn't have.
你不会再听到这事了 You won't hear about it again.
很好 Good.
出去 Get out of here.
爸 我能问你件事吗 Hey, Dad, can I ask you something?
你不想回答也可以 And you don't have to answer if you don't want to.
可以啊 你随便问 Yeah, you can ask me anything.
我知道当时你说过 I mean, I know what you had said at, at the time,
那时候 when, um,
发生的那些事 all that stuff was happening.
内幕交易 The insider trading.
你真的不知情吗 Did you really not know?
你是不是想问我有没有参与其中 Are you asking me if I was a part of it?
我没有参与 No, I wasn't.
任何时候都没有参与 我向你保证 Not at any point in time, I promise you.
但是 But, uh...
你要理解 You gotta understand,
我整个职业生涯都跟那些人打交道 those were guys that I had come up with my entire career.
你和尼尔周末就跟他们的孩子玩 Guys whose kids you and Neil played with on the weekends.
他们有家庭 他们都是好人 Guys with families. They were good people.
长远来看 一切都会过去的 And it was all gonna even out in the long run.
谁会在乎呢 So who cares?
我当时什么都没说 I didn't say anything.
我本来可以说的 I could have.
但是我没说 But I didn't.
这是我要背的包袱 And that's something I live with.
早 Morning.
记录显示 多年可疑经费支出始于高层
鲍勃 Bob...
你让我成为这个地区的公众人物 you had me serve as the public face of this district,
代表繁荣的形象 an image that reflects prosperity.
我知道出了这样的事情很糟糕 Okay, I know it might look bad all laid out like that
但是试试从我的角度看问题 but try and see this from my point of view.
这就是我做的工作 This is me doing the job I was hired for.
皱巴巴的西装是一回事 A wrinkled suit. Yeah, okay, that's one thing.
这完全是另一回事 This is something else entirely.
不不不 我的雇佣合同有一项条款 No, no, no, my employment contract
允许我在履行职责所需的 has a clause that allows me full discretion
所有费用上 on all charges necessary and proper
-有充分的自由裁量权 -这点我知道 - to the discharge of my duties. - I know that.
你的雇佣合同是我拟的 I wrote your employment contract.
关键词就是这个"自由裁量权" The key word there was "discretion."
-鲍勃 你没听我说 -我听得很清楚 - Bob, you're not hearing me. - I'm hearing fine.
你花了三万块干洗衣服 You spent $30,000 on dry cleaning.
好几年累积的 是的 Over a number of years, yes, I did,
我会全部还上的 and I will pay it all back.
但我这么做是为了学校 Right, but I did it for the good of the school.
不 你就是为了自己好看 No, you just... you wanted to look pretty.
拜托 弗兰克 Come on, Frank.
如今这已经是公开的秘密了 It's practically, it's an open secret
你的行为举止 nowadays with the way you're carrying on.
华丽的西装 古龙水 The flashy suits, the cologne.
你做的整形 The shit that you're doing to your face.
他们都笑话你 They laugh at you.
你是我的人 You were my guy.
我带你入伙的 我还替你辩解 I brought you in. I defended you.
现在我被你害惨了 我们都被你害惨了 Now, I'm compromised now. We all are.
因为 Because of, of...
你们这些人对我们做了什么 What did you people do to us?
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
很多年前 So we were at dinner
我们一起吃晚饭 however many years ago.
不是什么高档餐厅 是... Uh, it was nowhere fancy. It was...
贝尔大街上的一家披萨店 a pizza place on Bell Boulevard.
两份希腊沙拉和一杯汽水 Two Greek salads and a fountain drink.
我弄错了 不小心刷错了卡 And I fucked up, I used the wrong card by accident.
二十美元 It's for $20.
然后我说 周一我会把钱还上的 And I said, I'd even it all out on Monday.
我会自掏腰包把钱还给学校 I'd reimburse the school out of pocket.
不论怎样我们都要还 Whatever we had to do, you know.
周一到了 又过去了 Monday came and went.
没人说一句话 没人在乎 Nobody said anything. Nobody, nobody cared.
周二 刷了一个六十美分的硬面包圈 On Tuesday, it was a 60 cent bagel.
鲍勃 如果... Bob, if...
如果我想要钱 if I wanted the money...
我早就去华尔街了 I would have gone to Wall Street.
我会像你一样 I'd be living in a big house
住在郊区的大房子里 但是... in the country estates like you, but...
我想要有所作为 I wanted to make a difference.
对吧 Right?
是的 我们都是 你看 I did, we did, look.
我们现在排名第四 We're number four.
我帮大家争到了第四的位置 I got us all the way to number four.
我拿着教师水平的工资做到了 Right, and I did it on a glorified teacher's salary
而你和其他人却从这个学区赚了几百万 while you and everyone else made millions off the district.
我帮大家争到了第四 I got us to number four,
我会带领大家争到第一的 and I will get us to number one.
董事会召开了紧急会议 The board, we convened an emergency session.
我们要就十一月处理帕姆的情况 We're gonna make a public statement
向镇上发表公开声明 to the town about the way we handled Pam in November.
什么 拜托 不行 What? Come on, no.
-是的 必须这样 -不行 不行 - No, yes, that's how it has to be. - No, no.
现在不行 不要 Not now, no.
要等到预算投票通过才行 Not until the budget vote goes through.
就差几天了 鲍勃 这个... It's a few days away. Bob, it's...
鲍勃 Bob.
我还有办法让贝卡进哈佛 I can still get Becca into Harvard.
希望你能找到内心的安宁 弗兰克 I hope you find peace, Frank.
-为什么是孩子们 -请... - Why are we hearing about this... - Please...
而不是你亲自告诉我们 from our children and not from you?
-我们知道你们 -我们的钱到底在哪 - We know you're... - Where the hell's our money?
我们知道你们很生气 也知道你们很愤怒 We know you're upset. We know you're angry.
但是我们不能...我们不能 But we cannot... we simply cannot afford
通过控制学校的预算 to hold our school's budget hostage
来妨碍你们孩子的教育 to place a filibuster on your children's education.
这是高层勾结 This is collusion at the highest level.
我们要求辞职 We demand resignations.
这样没用 This is not productive.
不不不 我理解你们的心情 No, no, no, no, I understand where this is coming from.
但是我会一一回答你们的问题 But I will answer each of your questions.
首先请允许我读一下这份声明 First, please just let me read this statement that I prepared.
你们都该进监狱 You all should be in prison!
够了 Enough!
玛丽·安 到底发生什么了 Mary Ann, what the hell's going on?
玛丽·安 Mary Ann?
海韦希今早打电话来了 Hevesi called this morning.
弗兰克 你说过他永远不会打电话来的 Frank, you said he would never call.
弗兰克 Frank.
你好 塔索内博士 Hi, Dr. Tassone.
很高兴能等到你 Oh, we're so glad we could catch you.
施魏策尔夫人 卡萝尔 现在真不是时候 Uh, Ms. Schweitzer, uh, Carol, now's really not the best time.
拜托了 我们只占用您一点时间 Please, please, we just need one minute of your attention.
查德有件事非常想和您分享 Chad has something that he would really like to share with you.
好吧 拜托 您能花一点时间 All right, please, why don't you just take a moment,
听他读完吗 all right, and hear him out.
当然 Of course.
当然可以 Of course I will.
-好了吗 -好吧 - Yeah? - Okay.
下午好 塔索内博士 您周末过得怎么样 Good afternoon, Dr. Tassone. How was your weekend?
希望您愉快 我今天想跟您谈谈 Good, I hope. I'd like to talk to you today
您管理的实验班 about the OMNI program that you are running.
等等 我们去年秋天已经谈过这件事了 Wait, I thought we already discussed the subject of OMNI last fall.
是的 米利措克让他补考了 Oh, yeah, no, Militzok gave him the make-up test
但是她加大了难度来为难他 but she made it harder to spite him.
没有哪个三年级学生能通过那个考试 And no third grader could pass that test.
好的 我想我得调查一下 All right, well, I guess I'll just have to look into it.
查德 你给塔索内博士读完吧 Chad, why don't you just finish reading for Dr. Tassone?
-好的 -嗯 - Okay. - Uh-huh.
我真心希望您能考虑让我 I very much hope that you will still consider me
进这个实验班 for this amazing program.
我相信我很聪明 因此可以 I believe I am very bright and could benefit
从加... from learning thusly at an ack...
-加... -把那个念出来 - ack... - Okay, sound that out.
加...加... acc... acc...
-加速 -嗯 是的 - Accelerated? - Mm-hmm, that's right.
塔索内博士 你听到塔索内博士说的了 Dr. Tassone. You hear what Dr. Tassone said?
好的 从这段开头再来一遍 Okay, all right, start again from the beginning of the paragraph.
下午好 塔索内博士 您周末过得怎么样 Good afternoon, Dr. Tassone. How was your weekend?
-我希望您愉快 -不不不 就跳到 - Good, I hope. - Oh, no, no, let's, let's skip
有问题的那个句子 查德 to that trouble sentence there, Chad.
也行 好吧 慢慢来 That's okay. All right, yeah, take your time.
从... From...
我相信我很聪明 因此可以 I believe I am very bright and could benefit
从加... from learning thusly at an ack...
-加速 -"加组" - Accelerated. - "Ackselated"?
加速 Accelerated.
-"加足" -加 速 - "Arrelicated"? - Ac-celerated.
好吧 Okay.
你喜欢赛车吗 查德 Do you like race cars, Chad?
喜欢吗 好的 Yeah? Okay.
假设你坐在赛车里 Let's say you're in a racecar.
好了 这样 不用那个了 All right, here, you don't need that.
你坐在赛车里 You're in a racecar.
处于印第安纳波利斯五百英里大奖赛的领先位置 First place at the Indy 500
世界上所有的赞助商都来了 with, with all the sponsorships in the world.
风吹过你的头发 你感觉很棒 The wind is in your hair and you're feeling just great,
突然间 你感到后面有东西追上来 and all of a sudden, you feel this thing behind you
快碰上你的挡泥板 digging into your fender,
然后你朝后视镜一看 and you look into the mirror, right.
有一个挂钩 And there's this hook.
你的挡泥板上有个挂钩 There's a hook in your fender dug in real good,
挂钩上绑着一条长长的金属绳 and it's connected to a... a long metal rope
绳子的末端 and at the end of that rope
绑着巨大的五吨重的煤渣块 is, well, it's a massive five-ton cinder block.
知道吧 查德 对吧 Okay, Chad? All right?
你的任务是开车 So your job is driving.
你是达勒·恩哈德 后面是煤渣块 You're Dale Earnhardt and here's this cinder block,
旁边所有的车飞奔而过 and all the other cars are soaring past you and
你从第一位掉到了最后一位 you've gone from first to last place
你就不停地想 and you keep thinking to yourself,
我到底要怎么做才能甩掉后面这玩意 "What the hell do I have to do to get this thing off my back?"
好的 我告诉你 查德 很简单 Well, I'll tell you, Chad. It's real simple.
你的脚就使劲踩油门 You just put your foot on the gas real hard
你加快速度 and you accelerate,
你加快速度 绳子就会断成两截 you accelerate so fast that rope snaps in two,
煤渣就爆了 the cinder block explodes,
跟我一起说 查德 and just say it with me, Chad.
加速 加速 加速 Accelerate. Accelerate. Accelerate.
-加速 -对了 - Accelerate? - Yes.
-好了 -很好 - Okay. - Yes!
你脑子有问题吧 What, what is your problem, huh?
我有问题 My problem?
你就是我的问题 My problem is you.
卡萝尔 是你这种 Carol, it's, it's, it's the people who
像溜赛马一样拿孩子攀比的人 who trot their poor children out like racehorses at Belmont.
-你说什么 -是你这种 - Excuse me? - Who derive some perverse joy
通过支使我们获取变态满足感的人 out of treating us like low-level service reps.
-够了 -你还记得坐在你身边 - Okay... - I mean, do you remember the teachers who sat with you,
握着你的手 who held you by the hand,
-教你加法的老师吗 -别说了 - who taught you to add. - No.
还有减法 带你读《了不起的盖茨比》 And subtract, or showed you Gatsby,
塞林格的书 甚至是《杀死一只知更鸟》 Salinger for the first time. "Mockingbird," even.
你忘了他们的名字吗 Do, do their names escape you?
-他们长什么样 -够了 - Are their faces a blur? - Okay.
不 你给我听好 No, you listen to me!
你不想把我们当人对待 You don't wanna see us as people
因为那对你来说不够便利 because that is not convenient for you.
你用完了就把我们抛到脑后 You just leave us behind at will.
再也想不起来 Never think about us again.
懂吗 你可能会忘 但我们不会 All right, you might forget, but we don't.
我们永远不会忘 We never forget, ever.
他怎么了 What's wrong with him?
我也不知道 You know what, I don't know.
我觉得没怎么 I don't think anything's wrong.
我们去吃点东西 然后就回家 好吗 We're gonna get some food and we're gonna go home, okay?
好 All right.
你应该感到羞耻 You should be ashamed of yourself.
在佛州和汉普敦的两处海滨别墅 Two beach front homes in Florida and the Hamptons.
五辆雅马哈水上摩托 豪车 Five Yamaha Jet-Skis. Luxury cars.
去巴西 波多黎各 夏威夷度假 Vacations to Brazil, Puerto Rico, Hawaii.
电子产品 首饰和艺术品 Electronics, jewelry and artwork.
狗粮 Dog food.
我的律师到了吗 Is my lawyer here yet?
你要把牢底坐穿了 帕姆 You're going away for a long time, Pam.
而且不只是你 And not just you.
我们有足够的证据起诉你全家 We've got enough here to indict the whole family.
别把他们扯进来 Don't you talk about them.
尤其是可怜的吉姆 And poor Jim especially.
刚刚振作起来 Just gettin' back on his feet and all.
你知道这年头有前科的人 You have any idea what the job market looks like
找工作有多难吗 these days for ex-cons?
这样吧 You know...
也许你还来得及救他们 it may not be too late for you to save them.
救你儿子 Save your son.
你来做什么 What are you doing here?
我想见你了 I wanted to see you.
你不用上班吗 You don't have work?
我辞职了 I quit.
-什么时候 -就今天 - When? - Today.
我就... I just...
直接上了飞机 现在我来了 just got on a plane and now I'm here.
我再也不走了 And I... I'm not leaving again.
来跳舞 Dance.
-来跟我跳舞 弗兰克 -不 不要 - Dance with me, Frank. - No, no.
跳一会 来吧 A little move, come on.
来嘛 Come on.
请 Please.
这就对了 There we go.
酒放下 酒放下 Drink down, drink down.
好了 Okay.
什么 What?
-动起来 动起来 -不要 - Shake it up, shake it. - No.
来嘛 Come on!
特殊事务部
没必要当着他们的面 They don't need to watch.
拿索郡警察
柜子最上面的抽屉里有三万美元 There's $30,000 in the top drawer of the dresser.
什么 What?
如果你省着花 能撑一年 Okay, if you're careful, you can make it last a year.
你说什么呢 What are you talking about?
你的天赋独一无二 What you've got in you is so special
你永远不能让任何人夺走它 that you can't ever, ever let anyone take it away from you
或者利用它 or exploit it.
什么... What the hell...
你真的 真的... You really, you really...
-搞什么 -跟我在一起对你没好处 - ...is happening right now? - You don't want me here.
你因纽约州的逮捕令被捕了 You're under arrest for a warrant out of the state of New York.
请下车 Please step out of the car.
弗兰克 到底怎么回事 Frank, what the hell is happening right now?
先生 把双手放在仪表盘上 Sir, I need your hands on the dash.
弗兰克 到底怎么回事 Frank, what the hell is happening right now?
你不了解我 You don't know me.
-弗兰克 -我不是好人 - Frank! - Okay, I'm no good.
这么久以来 All this time
我一直在骗你 骗所有人 I've been lying to you and everyone else.
-我是个骗子 -快点 - I'm a liar. - Now!
快把手放在仪表盘上 Put your hands on the dash now.
快点 弗兰克 照他们说的做 Do what... Frank, do what they say, now.
-下车 -对不起 - Get out of the car. - I'm sorry.
-不 不 -下车 - No, no, no. - Out of the car.
弗兰克 Frank!
-不 先生 别过来 -弗兰克 - No, sir, stand back, sir, stop. - Frank!
他什么都没做 别碰他 He's not doing anything. Leave him alone.
弗兰克 弗兰克 Frank, Frank!
靠 Shit.
弗兰克 弗兰克 弗兰克 Frank, Frank, Frank!
我们印了 We printed,
学区的宣传册 pamphlets for the school district.
手册之类的 Handbooks and such.
"我们" We?
只有我 Me.
言辞力量只有我一个员工 WordPower was just me.
没有合伙人 No partners.
我这么问是因为 I only ask because
你公司一半的收入 it looks like half your corporation's earnings
似乎都转至弗朗西斯·A·塔索内名下了 were transferred over to one Francis A. Tassone.
你不能逼我 You can't make me.
你不能 No, you, you can't...
逼我指证我的配偶 make me testify against my spouse.
配偶 Spouse?
我们是同居伴侣 We're domestic partners.
我们已经在一起三十三年了 We've been together 33 years.
我们有权得到联邦保护 We're entitled to federal protections.
你们正式结婚了吗 Are you legally wed?
我想起来了 You know something?
我们问询过的人都说塔索内 Everybody we spoke to said Tassone
提起过他有个配偶 老婆 did talk about a spouse, a wife.
但她已经去世很久了 But that she'd been dead for some time.
三十多年了 Thirty-odd years or something.
你记得吧 他桌上那张新娘照片 You remember that, the bridal photo he had on his desk.
我们查出她的名字了吗 We ever get a name on her?
别说了 Stop it.
别说什么 Stop what?
你肯定也见过吧 I mean, you must have seen it, too.
你肯定经常去他的办公室 I'm sure you were over by his office all the time
毕竟你每年承接学校八十万美元的工作 what with that $800,000 job you were doing for the school.
好吧 Okay.
我们换个话题 Let's try another avenue.
你是否知道 Were you aware...
你的伴侣 that your partner...
今年早些时候在内华达州买了一处房产 closed on a property in Nevada earlier this year
和另一个男人一起 with another man?
他是个舞者 He's a dancer.
这里发生了一件可怕的事 A terrible thing happened here.
而且不仅是钱的问题 And it's not just the money.
问题是对学校的信任 It's about trust in our schools.
制度的廉正 The integrity of our institutions.
我不知道怎么才能从这件事中恢复过来 I don't know how we ever recover from this.
家长和老师间的关系不复以往 It was never the same between the parents and teachers.
事发后他们对我们的态度就变了 They treated us differently after that.
好像我们知情 Like we knew.
好像我们知情不报一样 Like we had any idea at all.
我们当然希望能早点发现问题 Of course we wish we would have found out about this earlier.
但是一帆风顺的时候 You know, when things are going well,
谁想没事找事呢 who wants to go huntin' for problems?
他不辞辛劳 He went out of his way.
如果你需要任何帮助 If we ever needed anything from him
他总是笑脸相迎 he was there with a smile.
所以大家都顺心 So we were all happy.
所以没人质疑 So we didn't ask questions.
于是这个骗子和他的男友 So you have this, this liar and his boyfriend
在这个城市里闲庭若步 trotting around in the city in God knows what.
他蒙蔽了我们的双眼 He just pulled the wool over our eyes.
我还能说什么 真的很恶心 You know, what can I say? It's sick, it is.
回想起过去那么多年的 You think back over the smaller moments,
一些细节 他给人... over the years where he just seemed...
我说不好 他给人感觉很真诚 I don't know, he just seemed so real.
很真诚 So real.
谢谢 Thanks.
主编
没事 我知道 我懂 No, I know. I know you do.
即将毕业的高三学生 The outgoing seniors.
考进常春藤院校的人数打破了记录 They're going to the Ivy League in unprecedented numbers.
这是史上第一次 It was the first year on record
考进每所院校的人数 that we had admission offers from each school
都增多了 going up!
到底是什么原因 And what changed?
是什么让我们这所小小的公立学校 What makes our little public school
在长岛的众多学校中鹤立鸡群 so different from all the others like ours on Long Island?
更不要提全国范围了 Let alone in the country at large.
说到底 At the end of the day,
我认为关键是廉正 I think it boils down to integrity.
我们的教员 Integrity in our faculty,
我们的课程 in our classrooms and curriculum,
以及我们亲力亲为 思维开阔的教学理念的廉正 and our approach to a broad-minded, hands-on education.
诚然 这些口号都被喊烂了 That's all the stuff that gets thrown around all the time, sure.
但在我的职业生涯中 But never in my career
我从未见过对这些素质的这种热情 have I seen such passion for all these factors.
然后再加上着眼大局的意识 And then, paired with the willingness to think big.
你们知道自己为何而来 You know why you're here.
你们知道这对我们镇的意义 You know what this means for our town.
但我要向你们介绍一位英雄 But I'm gonna tell you about one man who's a hero
没有他这一切都不可能实现 without whom none of this would be possible.
拿第一不可一蹴而就 You don't get to number one overnight.
要花费多年的心血 It takes years of hard work.
而这是一个 And this is really a man
真正懂得合作的男人 who knows what it means to work together.
弗兰克·塔索内上任之前 Before Frank Tassone...
没有社区服务 There was no community service.
没有公众宣传 There was no public outreach.
没有天桥 There was no SkyWalk.
这个男人为学校奉献了太多 This is a man who has given the school so much.
干得漂亮 Magnificent.
祝贺你 Congratulations.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
请和我一起欢迎他上台 please join me in welcoming the man
他重整了我们的孩子们的学校 who whipped our kids' schools into shape
让我们登上了第一 and got us all the way to number one!
你成功了 弗兰克 You did it, Frank.
第一 第一 第一 Number one, number one, number one!
弗兰克·塔索内被判从罗斯林学区盗窃220万美元 并被判处四至十二年有期徒刑
帕梅拉·格卢金承认挪用公款430万美元 并作证指控塔索内 她被判处三至九年有期徒刑
罗斯林学区总共被盗1100万美元 使本案成为美国历史上最大的学校盗窃案
《纽约时报》 《新闻日报》以及三州地区的 所有报纸都报道了这一丑闻
但都是在罗斯林高中的校报 《山峰灯塔》捅破新闻之后
由于纽约州养老金法案中的一处疏忽
弗兰克·塔索内仍然享有每年173495.04美元的退休金
坏教育