你不能在這裏抽烟 You can't smoke here.
室外也不行? What, even outside?
室內更不行 Not even inside.
好吧 請原諒 巴林杰先生 Uh, well... Pardon me, Mr. Ballinger.
或者 我是否能稱呼您爲 Or may I call you ...
大師 Maestro?
新環球小姐折冠
- 您假期過得怎麽樣 - 很好 謝謝 - May I ask how your holiday is going? - Very well, thank you.
您常來這裏? You've been coming here long?
我一直來這裏 大概有20年了 I've been coming here for about twenty years.
我過去常和我妻子來 現在我一個人常來 I used to come with my wife and now I keep coming on my own.
爲什麽來瑞士 大師 Why... why Switzerland, Maestro?
這裏靠近意大利 在倫敦和紐約之後 Well, it's close to Italy, and after London and New York ...
我在威尼斯樂團做指揮 ... I was director at the Venice orchestra.
- 當然了 - 做了24年 - Of course! - For twenty-four years.
我真蠢 Silly of me!
那您還在指揮或創作嗎 大師 And are you still directing or composing, Maestro?
不了 我退休了 No. I'm retired.
大師 就如我在信中向您透露的那樣 Maestro, as I indicated you In my letter, I work ...
我爲白金漢宮的授權及項目辦公室工作 ... For the Entitlements and Events Office at the Buckingham Palace.
- 你爲女王工作? - 某種意義上來說 是的 - You work for the Queen? - In a sense, yes.
很好 我發覺君主制很討人喜歡 Good. I find Monarchies so endearing.
容我問一句 大師 If I may, Maestro ...
您到底爲什麽會發覺君主制討人喜歡 Why exactly do You find the monarchy endearing?
因爲它很脆弱 Well, because it's so vulnerable.
你們除去一個人 You eliminate one person ...
然後突然 ... And all of a sudden ...
整個世界改變了 ... The whole world changes.
像婚姻一樣 Like in a marriage.
大師 女王陛下將榮幸地 Maestro, Her Majesty The Queen would be honoured to confer ..
在今年六月授予您爵士爵位 ... The knighthood upon You this coming June.
- 不錯啊 - 女王陛下會很高興得知您接受的消息 - Good. - Her Majesty The Queen will be de-lighted to learn you've accepted.
女王陛下從沒因爲任何事而高興過 Her Majesty The Queen has never been de-lighted at anything.
好吧 更重要的是 Well... What is more
您的儀式恰好在 Your investiture, just so happens to coincide ...
菲利普王子殿下的生日當天舉行 ... With the birthday of His Royal Highness the Prince Philip.
女王非常想爲他辦一場由BBC交響樂團演奏的音樂會 And the queen would very much like to give him a concert by the BBC orchestra.
我不再指揮了 I don’t conduct any more.
- 我肯定您沒忘記怎麽指揮 - 沒錯 - I'm sure you have not forgotten how it's done. - No.
我沒忘記怎麽指揮 I haven't forgotten how it's done.
菲利普王子和女王聽到您指揮 Prince Philip and the Queen will be simply ecstatic ...
您那著名的《簡頌》會十分欣喜 ... To hear you conduct your famous "Simple Songs".
我不會去指揮我的《簡頌》 I wil not conduct my "Simple Songs".
爲什麽 Why not?
私人原因 Personal reasons.
偉大的女高音歌唱家曹秀美已經同意演唱了 The great soprano Sumi Jo has agreed to sing.
曹秀美不行 Sumi Jo won't do.
那告訴我哪個女高音可以 我們會請她來 Tell me which soprano will do and you should have her.
誰都不行 No one will do.
好吧 Very well.
我會把我們的談話轉告女王 I shall relay our conversation to the Queen.
日安 大師 Good day, Maestro.
你們看見了嗎 Do you see that?
是他嗎 Is that him?
怎麽了 是的 Why yes...
是他 天呐 It is! God!
安吉拉 Angela!
梅勒尼 梅勒尼 Melanie! Melanie!
今天我在想我和你怎麽有同樣的問題 I was thinking today how You and I have the same problem.
- 是嗎 - 我們整個一生中都在被誤解 - Is that so? - We've been misunderstood our whole lives ...
因爲我們都讓自己向小小的輕率屈服過那麽一次 ... because we are allowed ourselves to give in just once to a little levity.
輕率是一種無法抵抗的誘惑 Levity is an irresistible temptation.
我和所有偉大的歐洲導演和美國導演合作過 I worked with all the great European and American directors...
但是我會因Q先生而被永遠銘記 ... But I'll be remembered forever for "Mister Q".
因爲一個該死的機器人 For a fucking robot.
我不得不穿上200磅重的盔甲 I had to wear suit of armour that weighted two hundred pounds.
你甚至看不到我的臉 You couldn't even see my face.
但每五分鐘就有人要過來提醒我 But every five minutes somebody has to come up and remind me ...
是我塑造了Q先生 ... I did "Mister Q".
同樣的 他們提醒你 你創作了那些《簡頌》 The same way they remind You that You did the "Simple Songs".
而他們忘了... And they forget ...
你還創作了《黑棱鏡》 That you also composed "The Black Prism" ...
《哈德良的人生》和其他一切 ... "Life of Hadrian" and all the rest.
因爲輕率也是 Because levity also ...
一種曲解 A perversion.
你在歐洲幹嘛 What are you doing in Europe?
我在演一部新電影 一個月後在德國開機 I'm doing a new film in Germany. Starting in a month.
- 我在研究角色 - 是一個快活的角色嗎 - I am developing the role. - Is it a light-hearted role?
這取决于你的看法 That depends on your point of view.
以及一切是否順利 And is all going well?
到時候就知道了 We'll see.
對我來說很晚了 Well, it's late for me.
對我來說不晚 Not for me.
晚安 Good night.
你今天尿了嗎 Did You take a piss today?
尿了兩次 Twice.
- 四滴 你呢 - 一樣 都差不多 - Four drops. You? - Same. More or less.
多還是少 More? Or less?
少 Less.
看他們多美啊 Look how beautiful they are.
美? Beautiful?
你只有看到他們創作劇本時才知道有多動人 If you only knew how moving it is to see them working on the script.
他們很有激情 They're so passionate.
看見那兩個了嗎 You see these two?
他們相戀了 但他們還不知道 They are falling in love but they don't know it yet.
- 你怎麽知道 - 我知道是因爲我知道... - And how do you know? - I know because I know ...
所有關乎愛情的事 ... Everything there is to know about love.
或許哪天你得給我上上課 Maybe you'll have to give me some lessons ... one day.
現在已經遲了 It's late now.
- 你有聽聞最新的消息嗎 - 沒 - Have you heard the latest? - No.
環球小姐喬伊斯·歐文斯要來住 Joyce Owens, Miss Universe, is coming to stay.
顯然她的獎勵之一是我們酒店的一次免費周 Apparently, one of her prizes is a free week in our hotel.
是啊 我聽說了 Yeah, I heard.
但對我來說 似乎更像是懲罰而不是獎勵 But It seems more like a punishment than a prize to me.
劇本怎麽樣了 How's the script coming?
會成爲杰作 It's going to be masterpiece.
我的遺作 And my testament.
布蘭達將成爲一個令人難忘的女主角 And Brenda is going to be an unforgettable leading lady.
今天我們忽然想到一個片名 We came upon a title today:
《人生的最後一天》 "Life's last day."
你覺得怎麽樣 What do you think?
不錯啊 不錯 that's good, good.
我得睡覺了 I'm going to get some sleep.
晚安 Good night!
晚安 Good night.
那個飄浮的人在這外面 That guy who levitates is out here.
我來這裏很多年了 I've been coming here for years.
他從沒飄浮過 He has never levitated.
那麽 你們决定去哪 So, where did You decide to go?
我們要去波利尼西亞待兩周 We're going to Polynesia for two weeks.
- 朱力安可能會像往常一樣熱衷過頭 - 很好 - Julian might go overboard as usual. - Good.
你會很高興自己獨占一整間房 現在我只是在打擾你 You're going to be be glad to have the room to yourself now. I've just been at your way.
一點也沒 你在陪著我 Not at all. You've kept me company.
米克在工作 Mick is working ...
- 我無聊了 - 你一點都不會無聊的 - And I get bored. - You're not gonna be bored for a minute ...
因爲我爲你安排了全套服務 ... Because I have arranged the full service for you: You're going to have
你每天都會有按摩 桑拿 醫生體檢 a massage, sauna, check ups with the doctor every single day.
來幫你恢復身材 To help you get back in shape.
我這年紀 保持身材就是浪費時間 At my age, getting in shape is merely a waste of time.
我會更無聊的 And I will get even more bored.
你的冷漠害了你自己 爸爸 You are victim of your own apathies, Daddy.
不如這幾天裏你去次威尼斯 Why don't you guys go to Venice one of these days?
你可以送花給媽媽 You could bring flowers to Mommy.
我一直想告訴你 I've been meaning to tell you...
那法國人每天都發我電郵 他們... The French have emailed me every single day. They ...
堅持要你寫你的回憶錄 我該怎麽做 Insist that you write your memoires. What should I do?
讓他們堅持好了 Let them insist.
我一到那就打你電話 I'm going to call you as soon as I get there.
再見 爸爸 Bye Daddy.
玩得開心 Have fun!
你介意轉過身來嗎 Would you mind turning on your back, please?
疼痛之後是愉悅 After pain come pleasure.
然後又是疼痛 And then ... pain again.
- 怎麽樣 巴林杰先生 - 有效果 - How is it going, Mr. Ballinger? - It's going.
我不知道什麽程度 但有效果 I don't know where, but it's going.
我女兒說我冷漠 My daughter says I'm apathetic.
你看 這明顯嗎 You see ... Is it that obvious?
你電影看的太多了 白痴 都忘了什麽是生活 You've been watching too many movies, you idiot, you've forgotten what life is about.
- 沒錯 - 電影就是生活 - Exactly! - Well, movies are life!
你只知道指指點點 All you know how to do is criticize
你就來一次靈感也好 If you only has some inspiration for once ...
沒錯 Exactly!
靈感?電影學校沒教過你 靈感是不存在的嗎 Inspiration! Didn't they teach at the film school that inspiration does not exist?
靈感是一個謊言 Inspiration is a lie.
不存在靈感這種東西 只存在醞釀 There is no such thing as inspiration. Only fermentation.
- 沒錯 - 靈感是存在的 好嗎 - Exactly. - Inspiration exists, all right ...
你不承認是因爲你毫無天賦 You just don't recognise it because you have zero talent.
- 沒錯 - 你他媽的幹什麽呢 - Exactly. - What the fuck are you doing?
- 認同每一個人? - 是啊 當然 - Agreeing with everyone? - Yeah, of course!
我膽小又沒安全感 I am timid and insecure.
我父母從沒給過我任何鼓勵 My parents never gave me any encouragement.
我從沒有過女友 I never had a girlfriend ...
我嚴重懷疑我的性取向有問題 And I have some serious doubts about my sexual orientation.
別說了 你打動不了我 Stop! It'll not go into move.
我阿姨有小兒麻痹症 My aunt has polio.
你再敢說我毫無天賦試試 白痴 Don't you dare to accuse me of having no talent again, you idiot.
現在不是醞釀的時候 你這無能的寄生蟲 Now there is not the time for fermentation. You talentless parasite!
够了 你們讓我心煩 That's enough, you're really getting on my nerves.
我們得想個結尾 We have to come up with an ending.
你們却在浪費時間談論哲學和大道理 And you waste your time talking Philosophy and Big Ideas.
他在他臨終時 He is on his deathbed ...
幾乎說不出話 He can barely talk ...
他對他妻子低語道 He whispers to his wife:
別哭泣 親愛的 "Don't cry, honey."
你知道 我總認爲哭泣的女人 又可笑又讓人討厭 "You know, I've always found women who weep frivolent and repulsive. "
- 好棒 - 這完全是個蠢主意 - Nice! - That's a totally asinine idea.
還有別的嗎 What else?
你愚弄不了我 You won't fool me!
我知道你沒法飄浮 I know that you can't levitate.
這些是所有的了? That's everything?
你什麽都不需要? Don't you need anything?
- 你要創可貼幹什麽 - 我不需要 - What do you need band-aids for? - I don't.
我這麽做是爲了和你同步 I'm doing it out of solidarity with you.
去你媽的 Ah, fuck you.
你自己付 You pay.
你記得吉爾達嗎 Do you remember Gilda?
- 電影? - 不是 是吉爾達·布拉克 - The film? - No, Gilda Black.
那個我們都愛過的女孩 The girl that we were both in love with.
吉爾達·布拉克? Gilda Black?
你提醒我是要幹嘛 What are you ... Have to remind me up for?
那都是一百年前的事了 That was a hundred years ago.
對我而言 像是昨天的事 To me it seems like yesterday.
我願用我人生的二十年來換取和她上床 I would have given twenty years of my life to have slept with her.
那真是蠢透了 Well, that would've been a pretty stupid thing.
吉爾達·布拉克幷不值你人生的二十年 Guilda Black wasn't worth twenty years of life.
她連一天都不值 She wasn't worth a single day.
你怎麽知道 How do you know?
你和她上過床嗎 Did you sleep with her?
什麽 你說什麽 What? What did you say?
你聽到了 You heard me.
60年前 你發誓你從沒和她上過床 Sixty years ago you swore you never slept with her ...
因爲尊重我對她的愛 ... out of respect of my love for her.
現在你却改口了 Now you've changed your tune.
聽著 Look...
- 我有事要坦白 - 好吧 說吧 - I have something to confess. - Fine, go ahead!
真正的悲劇 The real tragedy ...
相信我 真的是悲劇 And, believe me, it really is a tragedy ...
就是我甚至不記得我有沒和吉爾達·布拉克上過床 Is that I can't even remember if I slept with Gilda Black.
- 你說真的? - 我發誓 - Are you serious? - I swear.
我好奇記憶隨著時間都發生了什麽 I'm wondering what happens to your memory over time.
我不記得我的家人了 I can't remember my family.
我不記得 I don't remember...
他們的面容 他們的談吐 Their faces or how they talked.
昨晚我在萊娜睡覺時看著她 Last night I was watching Lena while she was asleep.
我想著成千上萬個我以她父親身份 And I was thinking about all the thousands of little things ...
爲她所做的小事情 ... That I done for her as her father.
我發現那些都是刻意而爲 好讓她長大時 And I done them deliberately so that she would remember them ...
能够記得 ... When she grows up.
但最終 But in time ...
她一樣都不會記得 ... She won't remember a single thing.
巨大的努力 米克 你知道嗎 Tremendous effort, Mick, you know.
巨大的努力 米克 Tremendous efforts, Mick.
沒有相應的結果 With a modest result.
他們今晚會說話的 你看著吧 They're going to talk tonight, mostly.
我和你賭30瑞士法郎 I will bet you thirty Swiss francs ...
他們在整個晚餐過程中 一個字也不會說 ... They don't say a word the entire dinner.
我很肯定他們會說 I'm so sure they are going to talk.
- 我加到五十 - 一言爲定 - I'll raise you to fifty. - Done.
算上最近幾天的 Including the last few days, err ...
你欠我250瑞士法郎 ... You owe me 250 Swiss francs.
今天呢 Today?
今天沒有 你呢 Not today. You?
什麽都沒 Nothing.
但願我們明天能尿出來 Let's hope we take a piss tomorrow.
太棒了 尼克 That's great, Nick.
我很高興你喜歡第二稿 I'm glad you liked the second draft.
當然 我們會在結尾加把勁 Sure, we will work some more on the ending.
我跟布蘭達說了一切就緒 I'll talk to Brenda, everything is all set.
她迫不及待了 她這年紀要什麽時候才能得到這樣的角色 拜托 She can't wait. When is she ever going to get a part like this at her age, come on!
如果你沒問題 我會在下個月開始勘景 If it's okay with you, I'd like to start scouting locations next month
- 完美 再見 - 太好了 - Perfect. Bye! - Yeah.
你什麽情况 What happened to you?
你看上去像參加了葬禮 You look like you've been to a funeral.
你兒子 Your son...
- 離開了我女兒 - 該死的 - Has left my daughter. - Fuck!
- 你在說什麽 - 他們當時在登機去波利尼西亞 - What are you talking about? - They were boarding a plane to Polynesia.
而就通道那裏 他停了下來 And right there, in the tunnel he stops ...
告訴她 他愛上了另一個女人 ... And tells her that he's fallen in love with another woman.
沒什麽比你在通道內更讓你覺得你在通道內的了 Nothing like being in the tunnel to make you feel you are in the tunnel.
看得真透徹啊 你真是個隱喻魔術師 How fond! You're quite a magician of metaphor.
他帶著那個女人去度假了? And he took this other woman on vacation?
至少他沒缺德到那種地步 至少是這樣 At least he had the good taste not to do so. At least
萊娜呢 And Lena?
萊娜在她房裏痛哭 Lena is in her room. Crying her eyes out.
我這輩子從沒見過誰哭得那麽凶 I've never seen anyone crying that much in my life.
據我所知泪腺能連續三天源源不斷地 I read somewhere that tear ducts can produce tears for three days ...
- 補充泪水 - 我也聽說過 - ... Without stop. - Yeah, I heard that too.
- 是嗎 - 我在一部BBC紀錄片裏看到過 - Yep. - It was in that BBC documentary.
他在他臨終時 對她說 He's on his deathbed and he says to her:
譯者/微博@ Emtee
我們一起最後看一部BBC紀錄片吧 親愛的 "Let's watch one more final BBC documentary together, darling. "
好了 各位 够了 Okay, guys, knock it off.
我不確定泪腺的事是不是真的 I'm not sure that's true, though. About the tear ducts. I read that ...
那是某本流行雜志上寫的 ... Somewhere in the popular magazine ...
他們爲了銷量而誇張了吧 ... And they tend to exaggerate. Better for sales.
- 我覺得你扯遠了 - 我覺得你說得沒錯 - I think you're getting off the mark. - I think you're right.
朱力安 真是混蛋 Julian is such a shit!
- 就和他母親一樣 記得嗎 - 是啊 - 我要打電話給我那混帳兒子 - Just like his mother. Remember? - Yeah. - I'm going to call my shithead son.
年輕氣盛 譯者/微博@ Emtee
你要幹嘛 說服他回到萊娜身邊?沒希望的 What are you gonna do? Try and convince him to get back with Lena? It's hopeless.
朱力安 我是你父親 基于當下的證據來看 Julian, this is your father. Even though, at this point, based on the evidences ...
我不太確定你是我的兒子 ... I'm not so sure you're my son.
你怎麽總那麽肯定 How are you always so sure...
他們不會說話 ... They aren't going to speak?
我知道他們的一些事 I know something about them.
- 服務員告訴我的 - 什麽事 - The waiter told me. - What?
- 我不會告訴你 - 現在就告訴我 - I'm not going to tell you. - Tell me right this minute.
况且我給服務員點錢也能讓他說 Besides, I can always get the waiter to tell me too ... With a bribe.
好吧 我告訴你 All right, I'll tell you.
他們是啞巴 They are mute.
你這個小混蛋 You little shit!
把我的錢還我 全都還我 Give me back my money! All of it!
你真是單純 You're so gullible!
那是個玩笑 他們不是啞巴 It was a joke. They are not mute.
到底怎麽回事 What the hell is going on?
真的很平常 爸爸 Well, that's really rather banal, Dad.
我愛上了另一個女人 I fell in love with another woman.
- 她18歲 對嗎 - 不是 爸爸 她不是18歲 - It was all of eighteen, right? - No, Dad, she is not eighteen.
她30歲 合理的年齡 She is thirty. Reasonable age.
不管她多少歲 你真是做了一件混帳事 Well, however old she is, You've really fucked up.
那是你的看法 That is your opinion.
萊娜是一個卓越的女人 Lena is an extraordinary woman.
- 當然了 她現在意識到她完全在你身上浪費了時間 - 或許吧 - At this point, of course, you've realized that she is completely wasted on you. - Perhaps.
- 你遠配不上她的才智 - 那你爲什麽還强迫我過來 - She is far too intelligent for you. - Why did you make me come here?
- 我不會改變我的想法 - 一開始都這麽說 - I'm not about to change my mind. - That's what they all say at the beginning.
然後到頭來還是求著要回去 Then eventually they wind up begging their spouse to take them back.
媽媽離開了你 也從沒求過你讓她回去 Mom left you. She never begged you to take her back.
我跟你怎麽說的來著 What did I tell you?
現在你知道這混蛋是從哪學的了吧 You see now where he gets this from, this asshole?
- 我們能知道你愛上的那婊子是誰嗎 - 我嗎 - Well, are we allowed to know who this whore that you've fallen in love with? - Me.
我就是那個讓朱力安喪失理智的女人 I am the woman Julian lost his head for.
他一離婚 我們就會結婚 Ad we're going to get married as soon as his divorce is finalized.
你他媽是誰 And who the fuck are you?
我叫帕洛瑪·費絲 I'm Paloma Faith.
我不是婊子 我是歌手 And I'm not a whore ... I'm the singer.
不好意思 小姐 你介意讓我們單獨談談嗎 Excuse me, miss ... Do you mind giving us a moment alone?
好的 但不能太久 Okay, but not for too long.
原諒我 朱力安 Forgive me, Julian.
但我真的在試著去理解 But I'm really trying to understand ...
萊娜是一個美麗的女人 一個夢中情人 Lena is a beautiful woman, a dream.
而這裏的這個 是這世界上最普通不過的女人 And this one here is the most insignificant woman on the face of the planet.
你他媽看上她什麽了 What the fuck do you see in her?
- 你真的想知道? - 是的 朱力安 我真的想知道 - You really want to know? - Yes, Julian, I really want to know.
她床上功夫了得 She is really good in bed.
- 那麽 這婊子是誰 - 她叫帕洛瑪·費絲 - So who is this bitch? - Her name is Paloma Faith.
- 她做什麽的 - 做世界上最不堪的工作 - And what does she do? - The most obscene job in the world.
她是個妓女? She is a prostitute?
更糟 她是個流行歌星 Worse. She is a pop star.
流行歌星 Pop star...
朱力安怎麽說她的 What was that the Julian said about her?
我已經告訴你了 I've already told you.
沒有 你只是含糊其辭 你幷沒有告訴我 No you didn't. All you did was you babbled incomprehensibly. You didn't tell me.
那是因爲朱力安講得含糊 他思路不清 No. It was Julian who did bubbling. He was not right in the head.
我不這麽認爲 Doesn't seem that way to me!
他在兩小時內做了二十個决定 他... He must've made twenty decisions in two hours ...
他搬了出去 找了間公寓 He moved out, He found an apartment ...
他和他的離婚律師通了電話 ... He spoke on the phone with a divorce lawyer.
在我看來 他不是一個思路不清的人 It does not really seem like a confused man to me.
他一直說這女人又醜又普通不過 You keep on saying to me that this woman is ugly and insignificant.
所以 朱力安看上她什麽了 他...他... So what is it that Julian sees in her that...
有什麽是他沒在我身上看到的 He didn't see in me?
現在這樣子 我怎麽知道呢 Now. How should I know?
因爲你說米克問了他啊 Because you said that Mick asked him!
- 是嗎 - 是啊 你是那麽說的 - Did I? - Yes. Yes, that's what you said.
- 所以我想知道朱力安回答了什麽 - 我...我不記得了 - So I wanna know what was Julians response. - I don't remember.
天呐 你現在真的是氣死我了 爸爸 Oh God, You're really pissing me of now, Daddy.
你記得一清二楚 你真的是個蹩脚的騙子 You remember perfectly well you are a horrible liar.
我發誓 他... I swear...
他只是含糊地說了些蠢話 He was just mumbling some idiocy.
你不告訴我的話 我發誓我現在就在這裏尖叫 If you don't tell me I swear I am going to scream right here and now.
我想知道他說了什麽 I want to know what he said.
這婊子他媽的到底有什麽是朱力安在我身上看不到的 What the fuck does this bitch have, at least according to Julian, that I don't?
我想知道 我想知道他說了什麽 I want to know. I want to know what he said!
他說 He said...
什麽 Yes...
她床上功夫了得 She was good in bed.
你不必告訴我這個 You didn't have to tell me that.
相信我 萊娜 Believe me, Lena.
我能理解你 I can understand you.
真的 我能理解 Really, I can.
你能理解我? You can understand me?
你能就有鬼了 Like hell you can!
媽媽能理解我 Mommy would've been able to understand me.
媽媽她自己也有過一樣的處境 Mommy found herself in the same situation ...
現在算上我不止一次 而是幾十次了 ... I'm in now with you not once, but dozens of times ...
她假裝不知道 She was pretending not to know.
你有過很多女人 但她還是堅持著 You had a stream of women, but she just kept going ...
不只是爲了我們這些孩子 最主要是爲了你 ... Not just for us children, but above all for you.
她愛你 所以原諒了你 She loved you and so she forgave you.
無論發生什麽 她仍想和你在一起 No matter what happened, she still wanted to be with you.
但你是什麽人 什麽人 But who were you? Who?
我總是這麽問自己 It's what I've always asked myself.
你從不付出 對她對我 什麽都不付出 You never gave anything ... not to her, not to me, nothing.
你把一切付出在了你的音樂上 音樂 音樂 音樂 You gave everything to your music. Music, music, music!
你的一生中別無所有 只有音樂和傲慢 There was nothing else in your life. Only music and arrogance.
從不關心 從不擁抱 從不親吻 什麽都沒有 Never a caress, never a hug, never a kiss, nothing.
你對你的孩子們一無所知 You never knew anything about your children.
從不知道我們是否快樂 是否受苦 什麽都不知道 You never knew if we were happy, if we were suffering. Nothing.
一切都是媽媽扛著 Everything was on Mommy's shoulders.
在家 你只會和她說五個字 安靜 梅勒尼 At home the only thing you would say to her were the two words: "Quiet, Melanie."
媽媽會和我們解釋說 安靜 爸爸在創作 And Mom would explain to us: "Quiet, Daddy is composing".
安靜 爸爸在休息 他今晚有一個音樂會 "Quiet, Daddy is resting, he has a concert tonight. "
安靜 爸爸在和某個重要的人通電話 "Quiet, Daddy is on the phone with someone important. "
安靜 爸爸在請斯特拉文斯基今晚來我們家 "Quiet, Daddy has Stravinsky coming to the house later tonight".
你想成爲斯特拉文斯基 但你毫無他的一點天才之處 He wanted to be a Stravinsky, but he never had a single drop of his genius.
安靜 梅勒尼 "Quiet, Melanie!"
你只知道說這個 Were the only two things you knew how to say.
你對我母親一無所知 You didn't know the first thing about my mother!
你從不關心她 You never bothered to take care of her.
即便到現在 你都有10年沒送花給她了 And even now, you haven't brought her flowers for ten years.
還有那封信 And that letter!
你以爲媽媽從沒看過?你錯了 Do you think Mommy never read it? Well, you're wrong.
她發現了 看過了 我也看過了 She found it and she read it and I've read it too.
你可能都不記得那封信了 但我們記得 But you probably don't even remember that letter. But we do.
我們找到的那封信裏 你向另一個男人告白了你的愛意 The letter we found in which you professed your love for another man.
媽媽還不得不忍受那樣的耻辱 Mommy had to enjoy that humiliation too.
你寫道 這是我在性行爲方面的必要實驗 "My necessary experimentation in sexual matters" as you put it.
所以你的音樂實驗對你來說還不够 So your musical experimentation wasn't enough for you.
你還得在同性戀方面進行實驗 No! You had to experiment in homosexuality too!
你毫不在意你對她造成的痛苦 You didn't give a fuck about all the anguish you've caused her.
所以你別再告訴我你能理解 So don't you come telling me that you can understand ...
因爲你理解個屁啊 Because you don't understand a fucking thing.
謝謝 Gracias.
別再跟我說我要怎麽樣 我的手指我想咬就咬 Stop telling me what to do! If I want to bite my nail, I will!
今天早上 我尿了一次 又多又猛 This morning I did this big, powerful piss.
我好開心 我好久沒這麽開心了 I was so happy! I haven't been so happy in a long time.
不錯啊 我爲你高興 Good. I am happy for you.
那只是個玩笑 米克 No, it's only a joke, Mick. I mean it ...
你知道的 幷不是那樣 You know, it wasn't like that...
別拿這些事開玩笑 弗雷德 前列腺問題不是鬧著玩的 You do not joke about these things, Fred. The prostate is serious.
你總信我的玩笑 米克 You are always fall for my jokes, Mick.
60年來我說的每一個字你都信 You've been believing my every word for sixty years.
我是編故事的 弗雷德 I invent stories, Fred.
我得信每一件事 好讓我能編出故事 I have to believe in everything in order to make things up.
你還記得那天嗎 Do you remember the other day?
那天你告訴我你再也記不得你的父母了 When you told me you don't remember your parents any more?
我不記得了 No, I don't remember.
你肯定記得 Of course you do.
你讓我意識到我不再是唯一一個忘了自己父母的人 You made me realize that not only I do not remember my parents any more ...
但也讓我意識到 比如說 我的童年 我也全都忘了 ... But my childhood, for example, I do not remember a thing about it.
- 只有一件事我還記得 - 什麽 - There is only one thing I still remember. - What?
我學習騎自行車的確切時刻 The precise moment when I learned how to ride a bike.
然後 今天早上 And this morning ...
神奇的是 As if by magic ...
我記起了那一刻之後的事 I remembered the moment right after ...
你摔了下來? When you fell off?
- 你他媽怎麽知道 - 這種事在每個人身上都會發生 - How the fuck did you know? - Well, that happens to everybody.
你學會了點就很開心 然後就忘了刹車 You learn something, you're happy and then ... you forget to brake.
- 角色研究得怎麽樣了 - 非常順利 - How is the work on the role going? - Pretty well.
- 其實我還揣摩到了一些有趣的細節 - 不錯啊 - Actually, I've come up with some interesting details. - Fine.
也許問題出在我和朱力安從沒有過孩子 Maybe the problem is that Julian and I never had children.
我不知道你們的問題出在哪 I don't know what the problem is ...
但我不會用謊言讓你高興起來 But I'm not going to try and cheer you up by lying...
或談論我不理解的東西 Or talk about things I never knew about.
你說得沒錯 You were right...
我只理解音樂 Music is all I understand.
你知道爲什麽嗎 Did you know why?
因爲你不需要言語或經歷去理解它 Because you don't need words, only experience to understand it.
這就是音樂 It just is.
你母親能理解你 Your mother would've understood you.
我理解不了 I can't.
但你母親不在這裏 But your mother is not here.
發生什麽事了 What happened?
爸爸 我得告訴你些事 Daddy, I have to tell you something. It's ...
私密的事 ... Personal.
告訴我吧 萊娜 Tell me, Lena.
朱力安是個混蛋 因爲... Julian is an ass. Because ...
我的床上功夫很厲害 ... I'm really good in bed.
我知道 I know.
你知道是什麽意思 What do you mean "you know"?
你是我女兒 You're my daughter.
毫不誇張地說 And, in all modesty ...
我是床上的奇迹 I was a wonder between the sheets.
真的 It's true!
- 你知道你練的那首是誰創作的嗎 - 不知道 誰 - Do you know who composed the piece that you are practising? - No, who?
- 我 - 我不信 - Me. - I don't believe you.
它叫什麽 What's it called?
- 《簡頌三號曲》 - 這個作曲家叫什麽 - "Simple Song number 3" - And what's the composers name?
弗雷德·巴林杰 Fred Ballinger.
- 那你呢 你叫什麽 - 弗雷德·巴林杰 - And you? What's your name? - Fred Ballinger.
你可以去前臺查 我在這待著 You can check at the front desk. I am staying here.
- 難以置信啊 - 是啊 難以置信 - Incredible! - Yeah, it's incredible.
我老師叫我拉這首的 My teacher makes me play it.
他說這首完美適用于初學者 He says it's a perfect piece to start with.
- 是啊 他說得沒錯 它非常簡單 - 不只是簡單 - Yes, well he is right. It is very simple. - It's not only simple.
- 真的嗎 - 也非常優美 - Oh really? - It's also really beautiful.
沒錯 確實優美 Yes, it is beautiful.
我在我尚處愛戀之時創作的 I composed it while I still loved.
你拉的時候我能做一件事嗎 繼續拉 May I do something while you still playing? Keep playing.
這樣子 There.
爸爸 你去哪了 Daddy, where you been?
這人等了一個多小時 This man has been here for over an hour.
- 他說他是女王大使 - 見鬼 - He says he is the Queen emissary. - Shit!
我讓他在我們的房間別客氣 I told him to make himself comfortable in our room.
友好些 Be nice!
我在想...如果可以的話...或許我們可以 I was just wondering ... If we could maybe ...
- 去陽臺? - 不了 太冷 - Head out on the terrace? - No, it's too cold.
但你可以在這裏抽烟 你想抽的話 But you can smoke those in here, if you like.
- 說真的? - 當然 - Are you serious? - Yes, yes.
這酒店的經理是個音樂愛好者 The hotel manager is a music lover.
所以我算是有點特權 And I get a very little privileges.
您肯定想不到 You have no idea...
這讓我有多高興 The most pleasure this gives me.
- 你感到緊張嗎 - 非常 - Are you feeling tense? - Awful.
點著了 There you go!
我們時間不多 所以我就不客套了 We don't have much time so I'll skip the formalities.
不過我有一個全面的腸道清理要做 But I'm having the thorough cleansing of my intestines.
我的天呐 Bloody hell!
對了 我沒能說服女王 Right, I was unable to convince the queen.
我向她轉告了您對曲子這事的謹慎表態 I relayed your reticence about the "Songs" to her.
我提議更換 I proposed an alternative repertoire.
用別的音樂家 辦別的晚會 An alternative musician, an alternative evening.
她不要更換 She does not want alternatives.
她要您 只要您 還有您的《簡頌》 She want you and only you and only your "Simple Songs".
她說菲利普王子只聽那些曲子 She says it's all that Prince Philip listens to.
我不想無禮 但你說的是不可能的 Well, I don't want to be rude but it's impossible.
- 爲什麽 - 我跟你說過了 - Why? - I told you.
上次我們見面時說的 私人原因 Last time we met ... personal reasons.
沒有辦法解决那些私人原因嗎 Is there no way to resolve these "personal reasons"?
很不幸 沒有辦法 Unfortunately, no.
我求求您 大師
我這工作不好做 我不得不帶一個肯定的回答回倫敦 I have a difficult job. I simply have to return to London with a positive answer.
我的回答是否定的 And my answer is ... negative.
我不明白 到底爲什麽不行 I don't understand... What exactly doesn't work?
因爲日期? Is it the date?
因爲地點?因爲交響樂團?因爲女高音?因爲女王? Is it the location? Is it the orchestra? Is it the soprano? Is it the Queen?
請別堅持了 因爲私人原因 Please don't insist. Personal reasons.
可那些私人原因到底是什麽啊 But what are these bloody "personal reasons"?
私人 表示我沒必要回答 "Personal" means I am not obliged to answer.
我們來看看我們是否能解决這些私人問題 我是說 Let's see if we can resolve these personal problems. I mean ...
到底是什麽問題 What is it that's wrong?
女高音 The soprano.
- 那我們就換一個 沒問題啊 - 這沒區別 - We'll get a different one then. Not a problem... - It wouldn't make any difference.
連曹秀美都不行? 她絕對是最好的 What, even Sumi Jo? She is absolute best.
她已經對由您指揮一事表達了滿腔熱忱 她高兴坏了 I mean, she already expressed her enthusiasm as to being directed by you! She's ecstatic!
我沒興趣 I am not interested.
您不認可她什麽呢 What is it you have against her?
沒什麽 我從來都沒見過她 Nothing! I've never even met her.
- 從沒見過?您從沒見過曹秀美? - 够了 - You've never even met her? So what ... - That's enough!
對不起 我...我... I'm sorry...
我就是不明白 到底是什麽問題 I just do not understand. What exactly is the problem?
問題在于 《簡頌》是我爲我妻子創作的 The problem is that I composed the "Simple Songs" for my wife.
只有她唱過 And only she has ever performed them.
也只有她錄音過 And only she has recorded them.
只要我活著 就只有她能唱 And as long as I live, she will be the only one to sing them.
而問題的關鍵就在于 先生 The problem is, dear sir ...
我的妻子再也不能唱了 ... My wife can't sing any more.
你明白了吧 Have you understand?
明白了嗎 Do you?
明白了 真的明白了 Yes, I do understand.
請原諒我 大師 I beg you a pardon, Maestro.
萊娜? Lena?
什麽事 Yes...?
別哭了 Stop crying.
拜托了 Please.
好 OK.
我要給您換一種按摩方式 I'm going to give you a different type of massage.
因爲你焦慮不安 Because you are stressed.
不對 確切地說 No, to be precise ...
你不是焦慮不安 You are not stressed.
你是情緒交雜 You are emotional.
你通過你的雙手 能瞭解一切 對嗎 You understand everything with your hands, don't you?
通過觸摸 我們能瞭解很多事 We can understand all sorts of things by touching.
天知道爲什麽人們如此害怕觸摸 Who knows why people are so afraid of touching?
或許是因爲人們認爲這和愉悅有關 Maybe it's because they think it has something to do with pleasure.
這又是一個用觸摸替代談話的好理由 That's just another good reason for touching instead of talking.
你不喜歡談話嗎 Don't you like to talk?
我一直都沒什麽可說的 I never have anything to say.
過來看 Come, look.
聽好了 你看見那邊的山了嗎 Now, listen. Do you see that mountain over there?
- 看見了 它很近 - 沒錯 - Yes. It looks very close. - Exactly.
這是你年輕時看見的樣子 This is what you see when you're young.
一切看上去都很近 Everything seems really close.
那就是未來 And that's the future.
而現在... And now...
那是你年邁時看見的樣子 And that's what you see when you're old.
一切看上去都很遠 Everything seems really far away.
那就是過去 That's the past.
布蘭達 Brenda ...
等不及開拍了 Can't wait to get started.
與你們一起寫這個劇本 我感到非常自豪 And I am so proud of having written this screenplay with you.
我拍過二十部電影 但它們都不足挂齒 I made twenty films, but they all irrelevant.
而只有這一部電影 This is the only film ...
對我來說 意味著一切 That means anything to me.
這是我情感上 智慧上和精神上的遺作 It's my sentimental, intellectual and moral testament.
因此我們爲《人生的最後一天》第三稿 So, let's toast to the completion of the third draft ...
舉杯敬酒吧 Of ... "Life's last day."
結尾呢 米克 What about the ending, Mick?
結尾? The ending?
我們早晚會想到的 We'll come up with one sooner or later.
乾杯 Cheers!
- 你好 弗雷德·巴林杰 - 嗨 - Hello, Fred Ballinger. - Hi.
我想告訴你 我去前臺查過了 I wanted to tell you that I checked at the front desk ...
- 你真的是那個巴林杰 - 當然 - And you're really Fred Ballinger. - Good.
我很高興你在這一點上能安心了 I am glad to see you've put your mind at rest on that score.
我還有一件別的事想告訴你 There is something else I wanted to tell you too.
說吧 You go right ahead.
我想告訴你 自從你幫我糾正了我手肘的位置之後 I wanted to tell you that ever since you have corrected the position of my elbow ...
我拉得更好了 聲音變得更自然了 ... I play better, the sounds comes more natural.
挺好的 你知道爲什麽嗎 Good! You know why?
因爲你是左撇子 Because you're left-handed.
所有的左撇子都是特別的 And all left-handed people are irregular.
- 一個特別的位置能有所幫助 - 打擾一下 - So an irregular position helps. - Excuse me.
我也是左撇子 I am left-handed too.
天呐 全世界都知道你是左撇子 Christ! The whole world knows you are left-handed.
謝謝 Thank you.
我叫盧卡 I am Luca.
盧卡·摩洛達 Luca Moroder.
你好 Hello.
我是一名登山運動員 I am a mountaineer.
我也教人攀爬 And I teach climbing.
我在這酒店裏給人上課 你呢 I give lessons here at the hotel. And you?
你是做什麽的 What do you do?
這個嘛 我做兩份工作 I have two jobs.
我做女兒 也做我父親的助手 I'm a daughter and I also an assistant to my father.
- 兩份工作 - 是啊 - Two jobs ... - Yeah...
這是一塊先驅者620 This is a Forerunner 620.
有彩色觸摸屏 It has a colour touch display.
它能測量最大耗氧值 It can estimate VO2max ...
也就是最大移動過程中的最大耗氧速率 ... The maximum rate of oxygen consumption during maximum excursion.
我本來想在聖誕節把它送我表弟的 I would like to give one to my cousin for a Christmas.
我們一直一起去攀爬 We always go climbing together.
他本來也會在這裏 He was supposed to be here too ...
但他在浴缸裏滑倒了 摔斷了股骨 But he slipped in the bathtub and broke his femur.
浴缸比珠穆朗瑪峰更危險啊 Bathtubs are more dangerous than Everest.
千真萬確 How true!
你知道我有次在喬戈裏峰上發現了什麽嗎 Do you know what I found once on the K2 summit?
不知道 什麽 No. What?
一個床頭櫃 A bedside table.
- 假的吧 - 真的 - That's not true. - Yes it is.
我打開了抽屜 I opened the drawer.
但裏面是空的 But it was empty.
攀爬是一種美妙的感覺 你知道嗎 It is an amazing feeling - climbing, you know?
是一種真正意義上的自由 A real sense of freedom.
我只感到害怕 All I feel is fear.
那也是一種美妙的感覺 知道嗎 That is an amazing feeling too, you know?
和你合作過的最具才華的女演員是誰 博爾先生 So who is the most talented actress you've ever worked with, Mr. Boyle?
布蘭達·摩雷 毫無疑問 一個天才 Brenda Morel, without a doubt. A genius!
她這輩子讀過的書不超過兩本 She couldn't have read more than two books in her life ...
其中一本是她的自傳 And one of them was an autobiography ...
當然是別人代筆的 ... Written by a ghost writer, naturally.
- 可是天才在什麽地方呢 - 如果你知道怎麽偷竊 - A genius, in what sense? - If you know how to steal ...
你就不用受教育 因爲偷竊會成爲你所受的教育 ... You do not need training. Stealing becomes your education.
布蘭達就是這樣 That's how Brenda is.
即便我的電影讓她成了明星 Even when, thanks to my films, she became a diva ...
她也永遠忘不了她來自何處 ... She never forgotten where she was from.
街頭是她真正的家 The street was her real home.
所以她才待在街頭 偷竊 And that's where she stayed, stealing ...
所有一切 Everything.
所以她才塑造了多個如此令人難忘的角色 Which is how she created such unforgettable characters.
幷且贏得了兩次奧斯卡 And won two Oscars.
爬我肩上 Climb on my shoulders.
好了 Okay.
現在 在我們攀爬的時候 Now, as we climb ...
往下看 Look down.
看看下面的世界有多美 See how beautiful the world is from up here.
那法國人又來電話了 So the French called again.
他們真的想和你一起編寫那本書 你的回憶錄 They really want to do that book with you, your memoirs.
但他們想要你所有的照片 包含你的生活 你的工作 But they want the whole picture: they want your Life, your work...
- 我該怎麽說 - 告訴他們 - What should I say? - Tell them ...
告訴他們什麽 Tell them what?
年輕氣盛 譯者/微博@ Emtee
忘了我 To forget me!
告訴他們 我退休了 結束了工作 Tell them that I'm retired. I'm done ...
- 沒有了生活 - 說什麽鬼話 - ... with work and with life. - Cut the crap!
你的音樂飽含著 Your music convene ...
令人驚訝的新情感 ... Surprising new emotions.
情感的作用也會被高估 米克 Emotions can be overrated too, Mick.
這些節目真是可悲 就只差一個滑稽演員了 These shows are really pathetic. All that's missing is a mime.
- 我們通常在季末也有這種節目 - 挺好 - We usually get one of those by the end of the season as well. - Good.
打擾一下 闕一先生 環球小姐到這裏了 Excuse me Mr. Tree, Miss Universe is here.
見到你真是太好了 It's such a pleasure to meet you.
我是你的鐵杆粉絲 I am huge fan of yours.
你扮演的Q先生讓我爲之瘋狂 I mean, I'm literally went crazy when you played "Mr. Q".
我從不錯過一部機器人電影 但那部是我的最愛 I never miss robot movies. But that one is - my favourite.
謝謝 Thank you.
你有看過其他不是機器人類型的電影嗎 Do you ever watch any kinds of films other than robot movies?
當然 Of course!
我有大好時光 我想成爲一名演員 I've got my whole life ahead of me and I want to be an actress.
我不想只依靠我的美貌 I don't want to just rely on my beauty.
你有學習嗎 還是只看真人秀 Well, do you study? Or you just watch reality TV?
我欣賞你的諷刺 I appreciate the irony ...
但濫用諷刺會適得其反 ... But when it is deranged and poisoned it is a train of its force ...
也會透露出別的東西 ... And it reveals something else.
什麽 What?
挫敗感 Frustration.
我確實有挫敗感 環球小姐 I am frustrated, Miss Universe?
我參加了環球小姐 我挺開心的 I am happy I took part in "Miss Universe" pageant.
你扮演了Q先生 你開心嗎 Are you happy you've played "Mister Q"?
環球小姐一點也不蠢 She is not at all stupid, Miss Universe.
一點也不 Not at all!
我在一部電影裏看到過你 I saw you in a film once.
所以你也喜歡Q先生? So you like "Mister Q" as well?
不是 No.
我看的是你扮演了一個從沒見過自己兒子的父親 I saw you in that film that you've played a father who never knew his son.
他初次遇見他是在一家公路餐館裏 而他兒子已經14歲了 And he meets him for the first time in a highway diner when his son is already 14 years.
沒人看過那部電影 Nobody saw that movie!
裏面有段對話我很喜歡 There was that dialogue that I really liked.
你兒子問 你爲什麽不對我盡父親之責 When your son says: "Why weren't you a father to me?"
你說 And you say:
我想我那時還沒準備好 "I didn't think I was up to it."
那一刻我明白了很重要的一點 At that moment I understood some really important.
什麽 What?
全世界沒有誰是準備好的 That no one in the world feels up to it.
所以沒什麽好擔心的 So there is no reason to worry.
再見 酒店見 Bye. See you at the hotel.
- 你整天都做什麽 弗雷德 - 他們說我冷漠 - What do you do all day, Fred? - They tell me that I am apathetic.
所以我無所事事 So, I don't do anything.
不想念你的工作嗎 Don't you miss your work?
一點也不 Not at all.
反正我工作得太多了 I worked far too much anyway.
- 那你想念什麽 - 我想念我妻子 - So what do you miss? - I miss my wife.
我妻子梅勒尼 My wife Melanie.
我在維基百科上看到 I read on Wikipedia ...
你年輕時和斯特拉文斯基 ... That you hanged out with Stravinsky ...
- 共事過一段時間 - 是的 - For a while when you were young. - Yes, I did.
他是什麽樣的人 What was he like?
他非常平和 He was very ... placid ....
平和? 就這樣? Placid? That's all?
別藏著 弗雷德 我需要一個慷慨的朋友 Be generous with me, Fred. I need a generous friend.
跟我說說斯特拉文斯基 Tell me about Stravinsky.
他有次說道 He once said that
理智的人沒有品味 "Intellectuals have no taste."
從那一刻起 我盡我所能 From that moment on I did everything I could ...
不去做一個理智的人 ... not to become an intellectual.
我成功了 And I succeeded.
你呢 你想念什麽 And you? What do you miss?
幸運的是 什麽都不想念 Nothing ... It's very luckily.
拜托 別藏著 杰米 Come on Be generous with me, Jimmy.
我想念的是 四個月前.... What I miss I discovered ...
我在讀諾瓦利斯時發現的 ... Four months ago while reading Novalis.
你讀諾瓦利斯? You've read Novalis?
即便加州來的演員也讀啊 Even the actors from California ...
沒喝醉酒 不賣可卡因 不跟有厭食症的模特拍拖時 ... When they're not getting drunk, selling coke and hanging out with anorexic models ...
就偶爾會讀諾瓦利斯 ... occasionally read Novalis.
你說得沒錯 抱歉 You're right. I'm sorry.
我就是一個懷有偏見的老人 I'm just an old man with prejudices.
那諾瓦利斯寫了什麽 And what does Novalis say?
我總是回家 "I'm always going home."
總去我父親的那棟房 "Always going to my father's house."
你在想什麽呢 What are you thinking about?
未來 The future.
他在他臨終時 咕噥著對她說 He is on his deathbed and murmurs to her:
我應該把自己奉獻給你 "I should've devoted myself to you ..."
給我們的愛 "..and to Our Love ..."
而不是試圖成爲保單之王 浪費了一生 "..instead of wasting my life trying to become the king of the insurance policies. "
或許他說了些平常的話 Maybe he says something banal to her:
很簡單 比如 Real simple. Like:
照顧好你自己 "Take care of yourself."
不行 我們得把肉體的痛苦延續到結尾 No, we have to stay with the physical pain right until the end.
他這樣說如何 How about he says:
現在即便嗎啡也幫不了我 "Not even morphine can help me now. "
如果他側重于無足輕重的瑣事呢 What if he focuses on some insignificant detail?
比如 他說 If he said something like:
我好奇25年前你給我的那個鑰匙圈哪去了 "I wonder whatever happened to that key ring you gave me 25 years ago! "
像馬蹄鐵的那個 "The one that the shaped Like a horseshoe."
不行 他臨終前什麽都沒說 No. He, doesn't say anything on his deathbed.
只有她說話了 She's the one who talks.
布蘭達 Brenda.
她說 She says:
我因爲你失去了如此多的時間 邁克爾 "I lost so much time because of you, Michael. "
我失去了我一生中最美好的時光 "I lost the best years of my life."
早上好 Good morning.
我從沒和你說過 你和朱力安之間的事 I have never told you how sorry I am about...
我是有多抱歉 ... How things ended between you and Julian.
我想爲他的行爲道歉 I mean, I want to apologize for his behaviour.
你不用道歉 這不是你的錯 You don't have to apologize, It's not your fault.
我們面對現實吧 Let's face it.
身爲父親 我本可以做得更多 As a father, I could've done more.
我們來面對現實 現實就是朱力安選擇了感覺 Let's face it, Julian picked up the scent.
我也開始跟著感覺走了 I've started to smell that too.
- 什麽感覺 - 自由的感覺 - What scent? - Scent of freedom.
是啊 我知道這感覺 Oh, right. I know this scent.
我爸真沒和你說過任何關于女王的事? Daddy didn't really say anything to you about the Queen?
她請他去倫敦指揮他的《簡頌》而他拒絕了 About how she has asked him to conduct the "Simple Songs" in London and how he said "No"?
- 他什麽都沒跟我說 - 天呐 你們的友誼真奇怪 - He didn't tell me a thing. - Gosh, you guys have got a strange friendship.
奇怪?不奇怪啊 這是一段良好的友誼 Strange? No, it's not strange. It's a good friendship.
在良好的友誼之中 彼此只訴說好的事 And in a good friendships you only tell each other the good things.
他一定覺得女王的音樂不怎麽樣 He must've thought the Queen's concert wasn't one of them.
他說他不能指揮《簡頌》的原因是 You know, he said the reason he can't conduct the "Simple Songs" ...
因爲我母親是地球上唯一一個能唱的人 ... Was because my Mother was the only on Earth who could sing them.
- 他那樣說的? - 他對女王大使就是那樣說的 - He said that? - He said that to the Queen's emissary.
他用了80年 總算說出了浪漫的話 It took him eighty years to finally say something romantic ...
却是和女王大使說的 And he goes and says that to the Queen's emissary.
你知道嗎 有時我晚上睡覺時 他會看著我 Sometimes when I sleep at night he watches me.
昨晚他撫摸了我的臉頰 這是我一生中的頭一次 And last night, he stroke my cheek for the first time in my life.
只是我沒在睡覺 我在裝睡 Only I wasn't asleep, I was pretending to be asleep.
父母知道他們的孩子什麽時候在裝睡 Parents know when their children are pretending to be asleep.
你好多年都沒去見梅勒尼了 It's years, since you went to see Melanie.
你爲什麽不去呢 Why don't you go?
威尼斯那麽近 Venice is so close.
你不認同嗎 Don't you agree?
- 我腦子裏一直會出現一個疑問 - 什麽 - There is something that is keeps getting into my head. - What?
和吉爾達·布拉克上床的話 會怎麽樣 What it would've been like to have slept with Gilda Black!
是啊 我也想知道 Yeah! I wonder too.
騙子 Liar!
你知道我們之間有什麽不同嗎 You know what's the difference between you and me?
什麽 What.
歸根結底就是 Ultimately ...
我一直都不够熱愛生活 ... I never liked life well enough.
布蘭達幾百年前就想扮演愛娃·博朗 Brenda wanted to play Eva Braun a hundred years ago.
她花了6個月時間研究角色 She spent six months working on her role.
我研究酒店賓客有好幾周了 I have been studying all the hotel guests for a weeks now.
我精心觀察了你 弗雷德 萊娜 I've been meticulously observing you, Fred, Lena ...
俄國人 阿拉伯人 年輕人 老年人 The Russians, the Arabs, the young and the old.
然後我終于得出了一個結論 And I have finally come to a conclusion ...
我得選擇 ... I have to choose.
我得選擇什麽是真的值得表達的 I have to choose what is really worth telling.
畏懼還是渴求 The Horror or Desire?
我選擇渴求 And I chose the Desire.
你 你們每一個人 You, each one of you ...
你們讓想通了 ... You opened my eyes.
讓我明白 我不該把時間浪費在毫無意義的畏懼上 You made me see that I should not be wasting my time on the senselessness of Horror.
就是這樣 我不能演希特勒 It came to this, I can't play Hitler.
我想表達你的渴求 我的渴求 I want to tell about your Desire, my Desire.
那麽純粹 那麽不切實際 那麽背德 So pure, so impossible, so immoral ...
但沒關係 因爲這樣我們才活得有意義 ... But it doesn't matter because that's what makes us alive.
她是誰 Who is she?
天呐 God!
什麽叫她是誰 What do you mean "Who is she"?
她是環球小姐 Miss Universe.
但她看上去不一樣了 But she looks all different.
認不出來了 Unrecognisable.
她變身了 She's been transformed.
因爲看了那些機器人電影 From watching all those robot movies.
打擾一下 博爾先生 Excuse me, Mr. Boyle.
有人來見你了 There is someone here to see you.
你沒看見我們在享受 Can't you see we are enjoying ...
我們人生中的最後春光嗎 ... The last great idillia of our lives?
這煞風景的傢伙是誰 Well, who is the pain in the neck?
布蘭達·摩雷 Brenda Morel.
布蘭達·摩雷? Brenda Morel?
在這裏? Here?
這什麽鬼東西 像出了事故似的 What the hell is this? It looks like an accident.
這叫高山囚犯 It's called "Alpine prisoner".
出自一名當地藝術家之手 By a local artist.
- 人類真是深諳悲憐之道啊 不是嗎 - 是啊 - Human beings really know how to be pathetic when try to, don't they? - Yes.
布蘭達 Brenda!
多麽難以置信 不可思議的驚喜啊 What a fabulous, marvellous surprise!
嗨 米克 Hi, Mick.
你看上去超凡脫俗 布蘭達 You look fabulous, Brenda.
你真是容光煥發 性感耀人 The very picture of radiance has the sex appeal.
別和一千年前的事搞混了 米克 You're getting mixed up with the last millennium, Mick.
怎麽了 你等不及了嗎 What? You're not going to just wait any longer?
我們才剛完成最新版本 We just finished the latest version, you know?
我們一直搞不定最後一幕 We were having trouble with the last scene ...
但昨天 靈感降臨到了我們身上 But then, yesterday, eureka! It came to us!
既然你親自來了 So now that you are here in the flesh ...
我們能給你過目 We can hand it to you.
但你不是跟我說你會留在洛杉磯嗎 But didn't you tell to me you're going to be in Los Angeles?
你在歐洲幹什麽 布蘭達 What are you doing in Europe? Brenda?
我們彼此認識多少年了 米克 How many years we've known each other, Mick?
天呐 你把我問住了 Jesus, you put me on the spot!
- 讓我算算 - 53年 - Let me count ... - 53 years.
- 我們一起拍過多少電影 - 9部? 10部? - 11部
所以我們有53年的友情 還一起拍了11部電影 So after 53 years of friendship and eleven films together ...
你不會認爲我要哄騙你還有你的人吧 ... You don't think I am going to start to bullshit you now, do you? You of all people...
沒有 我沒那麽認爲 你不會那麽對我 No, I don't ... I wouldn't deserve that.
沒錯 我不會那麽對你 That's right ... you don't deserve it.
我會對你直言不諱 You deserve me to call spade "a spade".
所以我才勉爲其難地從洛杉磯過來 Which is why I dragged my ass here from L.A.
- 來當面和你說 - 聽我說 布蘭達 - To talk to you in person. - Look, Brenda ...
是因爲第21幕戲嗎 把你刻畫得醜陋 虛弱 If it's about the scene 21 Where you described as "ugly ..."
褪去了你往昔的美 "..feeble, pale shadow of your former beauty "...
拜托 這些都只是破格之舉 ...Please, realize that's just a poetic license.
我想讓你變得卓越非凡 I want you to be extraordinary.
你仍舊完美如初 You still preserve intact ...
你也必須如此 And you have to...
如同你剛成名時所具有的神秘魅力 That mystery with that a look you've had when you first became a diva.
別拍我馬屁了 米克 Stop licking my ass, Mick.
你這樣讓我更心煩意亂了 It just breaks my balls even more.
尤其影響我過來要和你說的話 Especially, given what have I come to tell you.
怎麽了 你過來要和我說什麽 Why? What have you come to tell me?
我不會出現在電影裏的 米克 I'm not going to be in the movie, Mick.
什麽 What?
有人要我去新墨西哥演一部電視劇 三年期的合同 They offered me a TV series in the Mexico with three-year contract.
出演一個遭受著嚴重中風的酗酒外婆 An alcoholic grandmother who suffered a serious stroke.
這角色真不好演 但有了那筆錢 A character has got real balls, but with the money ...
我能支付杰克的戒毒所 ... I can pay for Jack's drug rehab ...
我能還清我那白痴未來前夫的債 ... I can pay off the debts of my idiotic future ex-husband ...
還能剩下足够的錢在邁阿密買套房 And I'll still have enough money left over to buy a house in Miami ...
這是我14年來一直想做的事 ... Which is something I wanted to do for 14 years.
所以我才要過來告訴你 That's why I've come to tell you this.
但這是電影 布蘭達 But this is cinema, Brenda!
那只是電視劇 電視劇是垃圾 That's just television. And television is shit.
不是 電視劇是未來 米克 No, and television is the future, Mick ...
說實話 現在流行電視劇 In fact, to tell the truth, it's also the present.
聽著 我們...我們就坦白說吧 Look, let's be frank.
因爲在這個該死的電影世界裏 就沒人坦白說話 Because nobody ever speaks frankly in this fucking film world.
你快80歲了 You're going on eighty ...
如同你的大部分同行 在這個年紀只會每况愈下 ... And like most of your colleagues, you're getting worse with age.
要知道 你之前拍的三部電影都是垃圾 米克 You know... The last three films you've done were shit, Mick.
我是說 依我看來 依所人看來 I'm telling you, according to me and according to everybody ...
- 它們真的是垃圾 - 你竟敢這樣 - They were real shit! - How dare you?
你竟敢這樣 How dare you?
所以你想坦白而言 是嗎 So you want to be frank? Do you?
53年前 要不是我 53 years ago, if it weren't for me ...
你仍舊蹲在某些製片人的桌下 ... You'd still been crouching under some producers desks.
是我把你從那些肥猪製片人的內褲里拉了出來 I pulled you out from under those big fat producers underpants ...
讓你成了演員 ... I made you an actress.
你這個混蛋 You little shit.
我在那些製片人的內褲裏挺好的 I was just fine inside those producers underpants.
你知道爲什麽嗎 因爲我想在那裏 You know why? Because I wanted to be there.
我不欠任何人任何東西 是我成就了自己 I don't owe anybody anything. I did it myself.
- 真的嗎 - 我爲自己付出了一切 - Really? - I paid my dues.
我進了演員工作室 可沒人幫我牽綫 I've gotten into the Actor's Studio and nobody pulled any strings for me.
我掃遍了布魯克林的厠所來支持自己 I supported myself washing toilets all over Brooklyn.
我母親給我欠了債 My mother went into debt for me.
在好萊塢 And in Hollywood ...
我走進正門時 ... When I walked through that front door ...
我全靠的是自己 ... I was all by my fucking self.
瑪麗蓮 Marilyn ...
麗塔 格蕾絲 她們看見我來 都嚇得尿褲子 ... Rita, Grace they'd all shit their pants when they saw me coming.
那些都寫了在我的自傳裏 別跟我說你還沒讀過 It's all written down in my autobiography. Don't tell me you haven't read it?
不幸的是 我讀過了 只是那不是你寫的 Unfortunately I have. Except you didn't write it.
譯者/微博@ Emtee
- 真是本爛書 - 你的電影才是真爛 米克 - And it's a piece of shit. - The real shit is your film, Mick.
我理解電影 你知道的 I understand cinema, you know I do.
不再理解的人是你 You're the one who doesn't understand it any more.
因爲你老了 你累了 Because you're old, you're tired ...
你再也不知道怎樣看待這世界 米克 You don't know how to see the world any more, Mick.
你只能看見你的死亡 它就在四周的角落等著你 All you know how to see is your own death, which is waiting right around the corner for you.
你的事業已經結束了 Your career is over.
我這麽直白地告訴你是因爲我愛你 I'm just telling you flat out because I love you.
沒人對你的這個 Nobody is interested in this ...
遺作感興趣 你是這麽稱呼它的嗎 遺作? "Testament" of yours? Is that what you call it? A "Testament"?
你這樣會把以前的好電影都毀了 And you'll risk nullyfiyng all the beautiful films you have ever done.
這是不可原諒的 米克 Which is unforgivable, Mick.
他們給你拍這部電影只是因爲我 It's only because of me they letting you do this movie.
所以我是被拉出來的話 那我就是在拯救你的人生 So, If I pull out, I'm saving your life ...
和你的尊嚴 And your dignity!
你忘恩負義 You are ingrate.
忘恩負義 愚昧無知 An ingrate and an idiot.
所以你才成功 Which is why you've got ahead.
你說得沒錯 米克 You're right, Mick.
你說得非常正確 You're exactly right.
好吧 Okay.
- 沒你我也要拍這部電影 - 別這樣 米克 - I'm going to make this movie without you. - Oh, come on, Mick ...
即便沒有那些垃圾電影 Life goes on!
生活也是要繼續的 Even without all that cinema bullshit!
你知道我的職業生涯中和多少位女演員合作過嗎 You know how many actresses I worked with in my career?
我想有很多吧 ... Lots, I guess.
超過50位 More than 50.
我捧紅了50多位女演員 I launched more than 50 actresses.
她們也一直對我心存感激 And they've always been grateful to me.
我是一個偉大的造女星導演 I'm a great women's director.
那樣的話 弗蘭克 "That way, Frank ..."
那樣的話 你永遠不會忘記我 "That way you'll never forget me."
- 你記得嗎 博爾先生 - 我當然記得
伊戈爾·斯特拉文斯基 維拉·斯特拉文斯基
我記得我曾經拍過的一切
博爾先生 你不是一個偉大的造女星導演 Mr. Boyle you're not a great women's director.
你是一個偉大的導演 You're a great director.
一個時代的導演 Period.
好了 我决定了 Okay, I've made up my mind.
我去過自動取款機那了 I went to the ATM.
你想幹什麽 And what do you want to do?
散步 Go for a walk.
你想試試攀爬嗎 Would you like to try climbing?
要知道 只要我想 我就能讓男人在床上瘋狂 You know, I can make a man go wild in bed if I want.
別這樣 孩子們 幹嘛悶悶不樂 Come on kids, What's with the long faces?
故障 租約 拍攝 Hitches, the lease, the shooting ...
這些是我們工作中常有的事 習慣吧 There are constants in our line of work. Get used to it!
我已經和製片人談過了 I've already talked to the producer.
找來另一個女演員 就能開拍了 Just the question of coming up with another actress and the shooting starts.
不過是等幾個月的事 Just a matter of waiting a few more months.
那個布蘭達·摩雷真是個婊子 What a bitch that Brenda Morel is!
別那麽說布蘭達·摩雷了 Don't talk like that about Brenda Morel.
- 真是墻頭草 - 我們都這樣 - Goes where the wind blows. - Which is what we all do.
你們也要這樣 And that's what you all will do ...
才能在這片叢林中生存 ... In order to survive in this jungle.
這不是真的 It's not true ...
她幷非專程來歐洲見你 米克 ... That she came to Europe especially to meet with you, Mick.
據我所知 她是來戛納參加 I read that she's going to Cannes to some...
電影節上的某個慈善舞會 ... Charity ball at the film festival.
現在我們別糾結真假了 Now let's not get caught up in all this truth now.
記住 編撰是我們的激情所在 Remember that fiction is our passion.
你的電影遺作比電視劇有價值的多 米克 Your film Testament is worth a whole lot more than one more TV series, Mick.
我的電影遺作？ My film Testament?
我們回歸理性吧 不要過度解讀事物 Let's... Let's be rational here. Let's not over-read things.
很多人死時 不僅沒有遺囑 Most of the men done not only without the Testament...
更是無人知曉 ... But without anyone even noticing.
- 很多人都不是你這樣偉大的藝術家 - 這沒有區別 - Many men are not great artists like you. - It doesn't make any difference!
人 藝術家 動物 植物 Men, artists, animals, plants ...
我們都只是臨時演員 We all just extras.
米克 Mick!
我該怎麽說這句臺詞 米克 How am I supposed to say this line, Mick?
我不理解 I don't get it.
你要我怎麽演 米克 How do you want it, Mick?
真誠的 還是得意的 邪惡的 Sincere or smug, wicked?
還有我的走路方式 我的角色該怎麽走動 And my walk? How is my character supposed to move?
或許你幷不知道 杰姆斯 Perhaps you do not know, James ...
我從沒上過小于80英尺的快艇 ... That I never even stepped foot on a yacht that is less than 80 feet.
拜托 各位 你們把我的拖鞋藏哪了 My guys, where did you hide my lilac slippers?
鬧够了吧 Enough already!
王子 我是6座城堡和20輛馬車的主人 Prince, I am the owner of six castles and twenty carriages.
但有一件事我能確定 But there is only one thing I can declare with certainty:
生活好讓人厭煩 Life is so tiresome.
如果你遭受著坐骨神經痛的痛苦 If you suffer from a psychiatric pain ...
當洛杉磯警察才是真正的痛苦 ... being a police officer in L.A. is a real drag.
阿爾伯特 Oh, Albert ...
要是你知道我爲守貞操付出了多少就好 If only you knew how much it has costed me to guard my virginity ...
這些年來 守到今天 ... All these years ... Until today.
守到我遇見了你 Until I met you!
多伽馬反應堆出現故障 Psi-gamma reactor is malfunctioning.
我們的星球將被炸毀 5 4 3 Our planet will explode in 5, 4, 3 ...
2 1 2, 1 ...
好了 你贏了 Okay, you win ...
我會和你上床 ... I'll go to bed with you ...
但有一個條件 ... On one condition.
你不能射 That you don't come.
那樣的話 弗蘭克 That way, Frank ...
- 那樣的話 你永遠不會忘記我 - 拜托 各位 你們把我的拖鞋藏哪了 - That way you'll never forget me. - Where did you hide my lilac slippers?
所以你和製片人談過了? So you... spoked to the producer?
我在這行太久了 都沒意識到 沒有布蘭達 II've been in this business too long not to know that without Brenda ...
這電影就永遠拍不成 ... This film is never going to be made.
那張照片裏的梅勒尼好漂亮 Melanie is so beautiful in that picture.
沒錯 You are right.
她確實漂亮 She is beautiful.
你知道嗎 我明白了一件事 弗雷德 You know, I've come to understand something Fred.
人要麽美 要麽醜 The people are either beautiful or ugly.
夾在中間的只是 可愛 The ones in-between are merely cute.
所以 又一個假期快結束了 So... Another vacation almost over.
你接下來要做什麽 弗雷德 What will you do next, Fred?
我該做什麽呢 What am I supposed to do!
我要回家 I'll go home.
例行慣例 The usual routine.
我不行 Not me.
我不遵循慣例 I don't do routine.
你知道我要做什麽嗎 弗雷德 I know what I am going to do, Fred?
我要去著手準備另一部電影 I'm going to start another film.
你說情感的作用被高估了 You say that emotions are overrated.
但這是胡說 But that's bullshit.
情感是我們所擁有的一切 Emotions are all what we've got.
不會的 放開 No! Leave me!
我得下飛機 I have to get off this plane!
- 米克 原諒我 - 別這樣 女士 - Mick! Forgive me! - Please, ma'am!
該死的婊子 讓我下飛機 You fucking bitch, You let me off!
我想這不是我應該著陸的地方 I think I should not land here.
米克·博爾以前常來聊天 Mick Boyle used to come by pretty often for a chat.
你爲什麽叫我過來 醫生 你有什麽事要告訴我嗎 Why did you called me, Doctor? Did you want to tell me something?
你在度假期間做的那些體檢都有結果了 I have the results of all the check-ups you've been doing during your holidays.
怎麽說 And what did they say?
你和馬兒一樣健康 巴林杰先生 You're as healthy as a horse, Mr. Ballinger.
至少我的前列腺有問題吧 My ... prostate at least?
你的前列腺? Your prostate?
你的前列腺一直都沒有問題 You've never had a problem with your prostate.
但就算到目前爲止沒有過任何問題 And if you haven't had any problems so far ...
從現在開始就會有了 You certainly not going to start having them now.
所以說... So ...
我老了 却不明白是怎麽回事 I've grown old without understanding how I got here.
你知道這外面有什麽在等著你嗎 Do you know what awaits you outside of here?
不知道 什麽 No. What?
青春 Youth.
話說... Anyway...
他可曾說過吉爾達·布拉克的事 Did he ever say anything about Gilda Black?
他從沒說過別的 He never talked about anything else.
她是他的女友嗎 Was she his girlfriend?
女友 遠算不上 Girlfriend is ... way to much.
唯一發生過的一件事就是 有一次 The only thing that ever happened was one time ...
他們還是孩子的時候 ... When they were kids ...
他們在某個公園 手牽手 ... They held hands and walked together for a few yards ...
一起走了幾碼路 ... In some park.
他把這叫作 He used to call it:
我學習騎自行車的時刻 "The moment I learned to ride a bike. "
- 他和你說過嗎 - 沒有 - Didn't he ever tell you about it? - No.
我們彼此 We only ever told each other ...
只訴說好的事 ... The good things.
該死的 Fuck!
我一直等著 I waited till the...
探訪時間 來見你 ... Visiting hours to come and see you.
他們不知道 梅勒尼 They don't know, Melanie.
孩子們不知道他們父母的坎坷經歷 Children, don't know their parents ordeals.
當然 他們知道某些細節 一些明顯的地方 Sure, they know certain details, striking elements.
他們知道自己需要知道的 And they know what they need to know ...
來讓自己選邊站 ... To be on one side or the other.
他們幷不知道 They don't know that I trembled ...
我在臺上第一次看見你時顫抖了 ... The first time I ever saw you on stage.
整個樂團的人都在我背後笑我戀愛了 All the orchestra behind my back were laughing at my falling in love.
也笑我出乎意料的脆弱 And my unexpected fragility.
他們不知道你賣了你母親的珠寶 They don't know that you sold of your mother's jewellery ...
來支助我的第二首曲子 ... In order to help me with my second piece ...
而那時其他人都拒絕了我 ... When everyone else was turning me down ...
稱我爲愚蠢又傲慢的音樂家 ... Calling me "presumptuous", "inelegant" musician.
我覺得他們幷不知道 They don't know...
你也這麽認爲 不過你是對的 ... That you too, and you were right ...
那時你認爲我是一個愚蠢又傲慢的音樂家 ... That you thought I was a presumptuous, inelegant musician at that time.
你哭得很厲害 And you cried so hard.
不是因爲你賣了你母親的珠寶 Not because you sold you mother's jewellery ...
而是因爲你背叛了你母親 ... But because you sold your mother.
他們不知道我們在一起了 They don't know that we were together ...
你和我 ...You and I...
曾不顧一切疲憊 痛苦和艱難 ... Despite all the exhaustion, and the pain, and hardship.
梅勒尼 Melanie ...
他們一定從不知道 They must never know ...
你和我 ... That you and I ...
曾不顧一切 ...despite everything...
將彼此看作 ... Liked to think of ourselves ...
一曲《簡頌》 ... As a simple song.
看著我 Look at me.
中文譯者/微博@ Emtee 英字製作 maister_Pernat