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-第一次来吗 -我吗 不 我以前住这儿 - First time here? - Me? No, I used to live here.
-住了大概十年 -然后走了吗 - For almost ten years. - And you left?
是的 Yep.
-那为什么回来 -参加婚礼 - So, what brings you back? - I'm here for a wedding.
你的婚礼吗 Yours?
-不是 -回来感觉还好吗 - No. - So, is it good to be back?
-几天后再问我吧 -好吧 - Ask me in a couple of days. - Fair enough.
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谢谢你 Thank you.
-瞧瞧谁回来了 -伙计们 - Looks who's ambled into town. - Hey, boys.
你居然迟到了 I love that you're late.
你以前没迟到过啊 I don't think you've ever been late.
也许我总算变时髦了 我喜欢你的大胡子 Maybe I'm finally becoming fashionable. I love your beard.
跟你说了 只要九个月他就会换一个人 I told you nine months is all it takes to make a new man out of him.
-住手 -我们得多喝点 - Stop it. - No, no, we need more lisp.
真不敢相信是在这儿 Can't believe we came here.
我们上一次来这儿都是什么时候了 How long has it been since we've been here?
我二十三岁生日的时候 My twenty-third birthday,
我跟服务员上床了 你跑到那边厕所里去吐 I had sex with the waiter and you threw up in toilet, over there.
还是以前好啊 操 见到你们真高兴 Good times. Fuck, it is so good to see you guys.
我们也是 You, too.
对不起最近我很混蛋 I'm sorry I've been so bad lately,
工作超忙 it's just that work has been super hectic
就算停了脸书 也没用 and it doesn't help I've de-activated my Facebook,
但那不是借口 but that's not an excuse.
-别担心 一切都好 -都好 -Don't worry, it's all going fine. - Fine?
上周二街上排了好长的队 Last Tuesday there was a line all the way down the block.
-真棒 -越来越好了 - That's amazing. - It's getting there.
他答应我今晚不会去看鸡肉摊的 And he promised me tonight he wouldn't check the window,
一次也不 not even once.
-看一次吧 -不 你发过誓了 - Maybe just once. - No, no you swore, not even a text.
-好吧 老天 -艺术学院怎么样了 - Okay, Jesus. - How's the Art Institute?
这些艺校的朋克小屁孩 These punk art-school brats,
一点都不爱护设备 they have no respect for the equipment.
但我差不多可以付房租了 这很不错 But I can almost pay rent, now, so that's something.
差不多 Almost.
我的丸子来了 My balls are here.
今晚什么安排 What is the plan for tonight?
首先去李白酒吧喝中式迈泰鸡尾酒 First up is Li Po for Chinese Mai Tais.
啥 我们好久没去那里了 We haven't been there in a million years.
桃丽丝和马利克也要来 Doris and Malik are gonna meet us there.
-好啊 他们怎么样 -还好 - Nice. How are they? - They're good, I think.
他还没甩了她 已经很不错了 He hasn't thrown her out, so that's something.
他们最近去夏威夷了 They went to Hawaii recently. I know that.
里奇和布拉迪也要来 Richie and Brady are coming too.
什么 邀请他们了吗 What? You invited them?
开玩笑的 No, I'm kidding.
不好意思 Sorry, seriously.
见见他俩也蛮好的 I think it's gonna be nice to see them, both of them.
我在飞机上跟自己说好了 In fact, I acually made a pact with myself on the plane
我要试着和布拉迪处好关系 that I was gonna try and make a real effort with Brady.
好啊 他其实人蛮酷的 That's good, 'cause he's actually pretty cool.
不喝酒的时候 When he's not drunk.
说说而已 Just saying.
等等 Wait a second.
我们得举杯 We gotta raise a glass.
敬长大了的奥古斯丁 应该敬我们大家 To the new, grown up Agustin. To all of us, really,
总算差不多进入了成年 for finally finding something close to adulthood, right?
差不多 Close to it.
花了这么久时间 It took us long enough.
-干杯 -干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
-别吃我的丸子[蛋蛋]了好吗 -你的丸子[蛋蛋]好吃 - Would you stop eating my balls? - I love your balls.
你的丸子[蛋蛋]我吃不够 I can't get enough of your balls.
什么都没变 Nothing has changed.
你好啊 陌生人 Heya, stranger.
我知道 I know.
我很好 I'm good.
你走了之后 我就尽情享受我的异性恋倾向 Since you've been gone, I've been embracing my heterosexuality.
我的天 Oh my God.
我去参加了个葡萄酒之旅 I went on a wine tour.
结果她喝得不省人事 Which she got thrown off for getting wasted.
我们做了情侣按摩 参加读书俱乐部 We get couples massages, we got book club,
还参加晚餐派对 秀了一下厨艺 I have like dinner parties, where I kind of cook a little bit.
我们可没有被邀请 算了 Which we don't get invited to. But you know...
就算我请了 你们会来吗 You would come if I invited you?
不会 我听你讲货柜商店 Probably not. There's only so many times
耳朵都快听出老茧了 I can hear you talk about the container store.
-我超爱货柜商店 -我知道 - I love the container store! - I know you do.
还是说你更想聊聊家禽 Would you rather we talk about poultry?
不不 No.
我是不是听到婚礼钟声了 Do I hear the ding-dong of wedding bells?
天啊 Oh God.
你们是不是要紧随奥古斯丁步入婚姻殿堂 Are the two of you gonna follow Agustin down the aisle?
不好意思 迪斯尼公主 做你的美梦去吧 Sorry, Disney princess, no that dream's not happening.
我享受异性恋倾向 不代表我疯了 I'm embracing my heterosexuality, but I'm not insane.
所以不结婚咯 So, that's a no?
马利克和我发誓将未婚同居进行到底 Malik and I made a very important commitment to living in sin.
我们未婚同居 我们拥抱罪恶 We live in sin. We embrace the sin.
周日我们不去教堂 Sunday morning? We're not in church.
婚姻是给你们基佬准备的 Marriage is for the gays.
你们这些可怜的混蛋结婚去吧 And you poor fuckin bastards, you can have it.
享受美妙时光 It's a magical time!
这消息不能更好了 恭喜你 This is the best news ever. Congratulations.
干杯 Cheers.
恭喜你 奥古斯丁 Congratulations, Augustin.
你好吗 How you doing?
-布拉迪你好 -浪子回来了啊 - Hey, Brady! - The prodigal son returns!
见到你真高兴 Hi. Good to see you.
你好 Hi, there.
-你还好吗 -还行 - How are you? - Good.
-你好 卡娅 -我真变成了新的帕特里克 - Hi, Kyah! - I'm so the new Patrick of the group.
天啊 我们又重聚了 Oh my God. We're all back together.
帕特里克 怎么样啊 我想听听 Patrick, how is it going? I want to hear about...
博伊西怎么样啊 Tell us about... how's Boise?
是丹佛 不是博伊西 It's Denver, not Boise.
一样的 Same thing.
还挺不错 我爱这工作 But it's good, I'm loving work
终于当上头头了 and I'm finally the head of my own department.
-时机成熟了 -是的 - Long time coming. - Yeah.
没有基佬笼中斗 没有"水獭"对"猫头鹰"了 No more cage fighting homos? No more otters vs owls?
不是那个电子游戏 It's not the video game.
工作中反正没了 Not at work, at least.
那你到底是做什么的 What is it you're actually doing?
好像大家都不知道 I've asked but nobody seems to know.
我们在开发一款虚拟现实游戏 We're developing this virtual reality video game
人类与外星人交配 where humans have mated with aliens,
创造出有超能力的超级物种 and they've created a super-race with special abilities.
我要玩 I'm in.
-我绝对要玩 -没错 很酷的 - I'm so in. - Yes. It's actually a really cool game.
你当然要玩 跟外星人沾边的你都爱 Of course you're in. Anything with aliens, sold.
但是盐湖城有什么好玩的 你都干些什么 But what is there to do in Salt Lake City? What do you do?
是丹佛 Denver.
在丹佛你都做些什么 不好意思 What do you do in Denver? Goddammit, sorry.
你不想念这里吗 You don't miss it here?
我当然想念你们 想念这里的人 I miss you guys. I miss the people, for sure.
但其实城市都大同小异 But in a lot of ways, the cities are very similar,
同样的小批量咖啡 同样的韩国肉丸 it's the same small batch coffee, the same Korean meat-balls,
只不过那里的人不像旧金山人 except people there are a little less, you know, San Francisco.
旧金山人可能会很讨人嫌 In the way that people in San Francisco can be annoying.
我懂 I totally get it.
但是丹佛人真的很酷 But the Denver people, they're really cool.
有同性恋吗 丹佛有同性恋吗 Are there any gays... Are there any gays in Denver?
有的是 毕竟大城市 Yeah, there's a lot of gays, it's a big city,
小帕作为那里 And Paddy's been making
唯一的单身女牛仔可是大赚福利 the most of being the single cowgirl in town.
-确实如此 -老天 - I have, indeed. - Oh god.
就像《断背山》里一样 They're like Brokeback Mountain,
是像跟杰克·吉伦哈尔上床那样吗 are you just like having sex with Jake Gyllenhaal?
没 不过我这山断过好几次了 No, but, I broke this back mountain a couple times.
妹纸 你变了 Girl, you changed.
我这破包真的是 I can't believe I have this stupid bag.
你的发型不错 Your hair looks good.
-谢谢 -留短了 - Thank you. - Kept it short, huh?
-是啊 -剪短了... - I did. Yeah. - Short on the...
剪短了两边 Yeah, short on the sides.
见到你真好 It's good to see you.
我也是 You, too.
抱歉我之前毫无音讯 Sorry I was so incommunicado,
不过那时还在安顿 觉得还是不要联系... but it just felt like the right thing to do while I got settled and...
你不需要解释 You don't need to explain.
可我什么都没说 就突然离开了 Yeah, but I left so suddenly without much of an explanation.
-你做了该做的 -是啊 - You did what you had to do. - I did.
那就不要担心 So don't sweat it.
好 All right.
回家感觉如何 离家人那么近 So what's it like being back home, so close to your folks ?
我是离家近 但不在家里 I'm near home, I'm not at home,
开车五十分钟还是有很大不同的 and that 50 minute car-ride makes all the difference.
不过还挺顺利的 But it's been pretty positive.
我一直以为在那里无法做真正的自己 I never thought that I could actually be there and be myself,
所以感觉有进步 so that feels like progress.
-不错 -是啊 - That's good. - Yeah.
你妈妈怎么样了 And how's your mom ?
她还好 She's all right.
我在她身边 对她抛弃我爸也不怎么指责 It's probably helpful I was there and only semi-judgmental
这对她似乎有帮助 about her choice to drop my dad.
他们离婚你还好吗 How are you about the divorce?
-我 -是啊 - Me? - Yeah.
-我都三十了 -这有啥关系 - I'm thirty. - I don't think that matters.
她甩了抛弃我爸跟的那个男人 You know, she actually dumped the guy that she left my dad for,
现在和理疗师萨珀斯坦医生搞在一起 and now she's having sex with her therapist, Dr. Saperstein.
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
她很喜欢把事情搞得他妈一团糟 She really likes to make a fucking mess of things.
不过 有其母必有其子吧 But then, like mother like son, I guess.
我不说什么 I'm saying nothing.
我... So I...
我最终还是听了你的建议 I finally followed your advice
-想解决和我爸之间的问题 -不错啊 - and tried to work things out with my dad. - Good.
事实证明这建议糟透了 It turns out that advice totally sucked.
见鬼 真的吗 Oh shit, really?
是啊 我试着去接受 Yeah. I tried to honor the fact
他永远不会接受我这一事实 that he would never really be completely happy with who I am,
试着找到共同话题 但是 and tried to find a common ground, but...
没有吗 There was none?
他其实就是恐同 Turns out he is a raging homophobe.
就好像他理解我 It's like him trying to understand me
会毁掉他自我认知的一切 所以 undermines everything he thinks he knows about himself. So...
天哪 Oh god.
你觉得他会有理解的那一天吗 Do you think he'll ever come around?
他是个自大的混蛋 估计不会 He's a proud fucker, so probably not.
这样... Well...
如果我像我妈 那... If I'm like my mom, then...
闭嘴 Shut up.
不过布拉迪很看得开这件事 But Brady has been really cool about the whole thing.
他一直特别支持我 这还不错 He's been super supportive, so that's helped.
真好 理发车如何了 Good. What about the barber truck?
我听说很不错 I've been hearing amazing things.
-是不错 -你不想念威利理发店吗 - It's going really well. - And you don't miss Willy's?
想啊 不过自己创业也不错 Yeah, but it's also good to be doing my own thing.
奥古斯丁给车漆得很好看 Actually Agustin did a really great job with the paint-work on it.
他挺棒的 He's really good.
我可以想象你开车经过巴伦西亚 I can just picture you cruising down Valencia
招揽人们进车里剪头发 luring people into your truck for a fade.
简直完美 It's kind of perfect.
有时候我想开车到里诺 Sometimes, I want to drive to Reno
在赌场的停车场里做烫发 and start doing perms in some casino parking lot.
-什么 -尝试下不同的事嘛 - What? - Just to do something different, you know?
老天哪 Oh, my god.
那估计是最赞的真人秀了 或是最烂的 That would be the best reality show, ever. Or maybe the worst.
都差不多 It's basically the same thing.
你什么时候过来吧 看我剪 You should come by some time. See me in action.
好啊 会的 Yeah. I'd like that.
这次不行就下次 肯定的 If not this trip, then the next one, for sure.
他们在这儿呢 Here they are!
-我们还以为把你们弄丢了 -都是这个包 - We thought we'd lost you. - I know, it's this bag.
奥古斯丁把我说服了 我现在支持结婚 Agustin has totally convinced me. I'm pro-marriage now.
你个该死的叛徒 You fuckin' traitor.
-你想结婚吗 -现在 - You wanna get married? - Right now?
-现在算了吧 -走吧 - Maybe not right now. - Come on!
你还好吗 You all right?
-很好 -那就好 - I'm good. - Good.
-你呢 -还好 有点累了 - How you feelin'? - I'm good. I'm a little tired.
-你要唱歌吗 -要 - You gonna sing? - Yeah!
棒呆 Oh good.
你要唱什么 我们合唱什么 What are you gonna sing? What are we gonna sing together?
你都选的是我们以前常去的地方 I love that you've chosen all of our old haunts.
我需要回到我的犯罪现场 Yeah, I felt like I needed to return to the scenes of my crimes.
再玩一次 Like one more time.
-你又不是要死了 -我知道 - You're not dying. - I know, but
但"结婚"这件事让我觉得 this whole getting married thing is making me feel all...
我觉得你不用加引号 I don't think that the air quotes are necessary.
我操 Oh, shit.
-准新娘 -你来了 - Bride to be. - You made it.
-必须的 -穆雷小姐 - Come on. Of course. - Miss Murray!
近来如何 How's it going?
很好 你是乘超音速飞机从巴黎赶来的吗 Good, you took the Concorde in from Paris, n'est ce pas?
是是 见到你真好 Oui. Oui. Yes. It's so good to see you. What a surprise!
两位小姐要喝些什么 我请客 What are you ladies drinking? I'm buying.
-又便宜又劲爆的 -像你一样 - Something cheap and strong. - Yeah, just like you.
-好吧 我承认 -我开玩笑的 - All right. I'll take it. - I'm kidding.
你们俩现在是朋友了 真正的朋友 So, you guys are friends, now, like actual friends?
-对 -谁先联系对方的 -Yeah. - Who reached out to who?
我觉得我得先了结那一章 I felt like I needed to close that chapter
才能开始新的篇章 所以 before I opened a new one, so yeah
我联系了他 我告诉你了吧 I called him up. I thought I told you.
很好啊 他一直是个好男人 No, it's great. I mean, he's always been a good guy.
是啊 我俩之间没成 Yeah, you know. Just because it didn't work out
并不意味着不能做朋友 doesn't mean it couldn't turn into something new.
再加上埃迪也无所谓 Plus Eddie's cool with it.
-他当然是 -他是最好的 - Of course he is. - He's the best.
他是最好的 He's the best.
那个 你要和我一起唱歌 BT dubs, you and I are singing.
不行 不不不 Oh, no. No no no no...
-来嘛 -不不不 - Oh, come on. - No no no.
我爱你 可是我唱歌就是灾难 I love you, but bad things happen when I get behind a microphone.
-不 会很赞的 来嘛 -不 - No, badass things happen. Please. - No!
老天爷 Oh, my god!
他为什么不和我对视 Why isn't he making eye contact with me?
他应该看着我 He should be looking at me.
对我唱 Sing to me.
我记得 我记得 I remember, I remember, I remember.
我觉得他的原话是 I think, I think his exact words were,
我宁愿封上菊花 再不吸屌 I'd rather seal up my butthole and never suck another cock again
也不愿意结婚 rather than get married.
难以置信 基佬那么渴望变直 I can't believe that gay people are so fucking desperate to be straight.
他们已经不配再叫基佬了 They shouldn't even be called gay any more.
我真有那么差劲吗 God, did I really sound that annoying?
你现在没有 但那时候就是张臭嘴 No, trust me, you don't, he was a total cunt.
那个在派对上很会逗乐的毒舌奥古斯丁哪去了 I miss the cunty Agustin. He was fun at parties.
你变成了你一直以来讨厌的那种基佬 You've become one of those gay guys you always hated.
很快你会收养孩子 Soon you'll be adopting babies
然后和其他光鲜的基佬去家庭度假了 and going on family cruises with the other Stepford homos.
-别再惹他了 -别听他们乱说奥古斯丁 - Leave him alone. - Don't listen to them, Agustin.
我觉得你的选择很了不起 I think that what you're doing is amazing.
没关系 小帕 我能接受 It's OK, Paddy, I can take it.
你知道我开玩笑的 我超激动的 You know I'm kidding. I'm messing around with you. I'm thrilled.
我觉得埃迪是你生命中最美的烟火 I think that Eddie is a shining light of awesomeness in your life.
你这样做是对的 And you're doing it for the right reasons.
所以为什么不呢 So, what's there not to love?
谢谢你 弗兰克 说得真好 Thank you, Frank. That was beautiful.
只是别搞砸了 Just don't fuck it up.
比如 从远离男妓开始 Like, stay away from rent boys for a start.
我知道我刚才说不 但是去他的 上吧 I know that I said I wouldn't, but fuck it. Let's do this.
-要唱歌了吗 -没错 我们唱歌吧 - We're gonna sing? - Yes, we're gonna sing.
-我终于能当巨星了吗 -是的 可以 - Can I finally be Justin? - Yes, you can!
来唱歌吧 Let's do it!
来吧 Let's do this!
我再也不吸屌了 I will never suck a cock again!
那是我的建议 远离男妓 That's my advice, stay away from rent boys.
这是我和小帕在这座城市里 This was actually the first club
去的第一家夜店 me and Paddy ever came to in the city.
这也是我和小帕搞上的地方 It's also where me and Paddy hooked up.
是的 没错 Yes, it was.
等一下 Hold on a second.
肌肉玛丽和自命清高 你们去死吧 Muscle Mary and goodie-two-shoes, get the fuck outta here.
自命清高 不是吧 Goodie-two-shoes, really?
我怎么不知道你俩搞过 I didn't know you guys hooked up.
是的 但那是很久之前 Yes, but it was a long time ago
我们没必要昨日重现了 and we do not need to go back there.
-有必要 -不 没必要 - Yeah we do. - No, we do not.
快讲 快讲 快讲 Story! Story! Story!
很久以前 有一位叫小帕的小公主 Once upon a time there was a pretty princess called Paddy,
他孤身一人好可怜 喝醉了 he was all by himself, poor lonely baby, totally wasted
随着布兰妮的歌起舞 记得吗 and dancing to Britney, remember?
记得 I do.
我猜你们都看过小帕喝醉酒跳舞吧 I'm assuming we've all seen Paddy's drunk dancing.
我看过 I have.
-什么样的 -很有激情 - What's it like? - Enthusiastic.
你们做了吗 Did you guys fuck?
不能算是做 I wouldn't say fuck.
也就是躺一起打飞机 It was more like side by side jerking off,
不过我记得差点给你口了 although I do remember almost giving you a blowjob.
我记得你舔边上 但是不愿意含进去 I remember you licking the side but refusing to put the tip in.
我那时候有染病恐惧症嘛 What can I say? I was very disease-phobic in those days.
我当年很厌恶自己 I had a lot of self-loathing back then.
当年 Back then?
开玩笑吧 开玩笑的吧 That was a joke! That was a joke!
很高兴你只是趴在我肩上哭 I'm glad you cried on my shoulder
我没有插屌进你菊花 I didn't put my dick in your butt
看我俩现在多好啊 because look where we are now.
说得没错 That's true.
-对吧 -没错 - Right? - Yeah.
基佬们 Hey, faggots!
天啊 你为此赶回来我太开心了 Oh my god, I am so glad you came in for this.
他的伴娘不来 他肯定不办婚礼 He never would have did it without his maid of dishonor.
我无论如何不会错过 I wouldn't have missed this for the world,
这是必须的 are you kidding? Please.
这是我朋友杰克 And this is my friend Jake.
他是我在芝加哥时最老也是最好的朋友 He's my oldest and dearest from Chicago.
我在劝他搬来这 I'm trying to get him to move here,
所以你们好好相处 so please play nice with others!
杰克 来见见多姆 多姆 Jake, I want you to meet Dom. Dom?
他看过你的照片 很想尝尝你的鸡 He saw your pic and he really wants to taste your chicken.
好吧 怎么了 OK. What?
这几个意思 What was that?
-他多可爱 你几个月没桃花了 -没错 - He's cute. You've literally had nothing for months. - Exactly!
而且 据埃迪说 Plus, from what Eddie says,
他有伊利诺斯州最美的鸡巴 he has the most beautiful penis in all of Illinois.
宝贝来和我跳舞 Come baby, dance with me,
最后一次当单身女孩 our last time as single girls.
-好吧 -中西部美妞 - All right. - A nice Midwestern girl.
怎么了 What?
他确实很可爱 我觉得你该试试 He's really cute. I feel like you should go for it.
你和桃丽丝一样坏 You're as bad as Doris.
得了吧 Oh, come on!
-哪里不好 等等 我去尿尿 -好吧 - What's the harm? Wait, wait, I gotta pee, I gotta pee. - OK.
待会我想看你跳舞 你们俩 I wanna see you guys on the dance floor later. Both of you.
龙舌兰 龙舌兰吗 Tequila? Tequila?
我想跳舞 I wanna dance on the bar.
我上次来这的时候穿着皮马甲 Last time I was here, I was in a leather vest.
我记得 I remember.
好像很久之前了 That seems like a long time ago.
没错 It does.
我很高兴你离开了 I'm glad you left, you know?
-什么 -你懂我的意思吗 - What ? - You know what I mean?
那很需要勇气 It took a lot of guts,
而且看上去对你有好处 and it seems to have done you a lot of good.
你这样觉得吗 You think?
有时候你只有放下 才能向前看 Sometimes you gotta leave things behind so you can move forward.
-我给你拿了杯龙舌兰 -太好了 谢谢 - I got you a tequila. - Good, thank you!
你没喝过吧 便宜货 You haven't tasted it yet, it's the cheap stuff.
-干杯 -干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
-确实是便宜货 -快去舞池跳舞 - That is the cheap stuff. - Get your ass out on the dance floor.
我没法拒绝布兰妮的召唤 How could I resist the call of Britney ?
你来吗 You coming?
我想我得再来一杯 I think I need another drink first
但是很期待看你跳 but looking forward to see you move.
我听不见你 I can't hear you.
里奇 Richie!
好吧 跳舞吧 Fine. Let's just dance.
你很擅长这个嘛 Wow, you're really good at that.
我一直在练 I've been training.
我要你操我 I think I want you to fuck me.
如果你不想的话就算了 We don't have to if you don't want to,
-你不想操我吗 -想 - Don't you want to fuck me? - Yeah.
那来吧 Then do it.
操 爽 Fuck, you feel so good.
稍微慢点 Can you put the brakes on, a bit?
好的 抱歉 疼吗 Year, sorry, is it hurting?
别臭美了 Don't flatter yourself.
不 我只是不想射的太快 No, I just don't want to come too...
已经来不及了 还是快点吧 OK, it's way too late for that, just go faster, faster.
操 我要射了 Fuck. I'm gonna come.
赞哥 社交游戏公司 总部在旧金山
在赞哥工作怎么样 So, how do you like it at Zynga?
能免费吃花生巧克力 当然好啦 You get free Reese's Pieces, so what's not to love?
他们就是靠糖果吸引你进去的吧 That's how they get you. All that sugar.
你得当心点 别掉进他们的糖衣陷阱 You gotta watch out, you don't want to get stuck in their fly traps.
你离开MDG也是这个原因吗 Is that why you left MDG?
差不多 Something like that.
透露一点嘛 Come on, spill the beans.
好吧 我和我老板谈了恋爱 Okay, fine. I was in a relationship with my boss.
但我们分手后 But after we broke up,
上班就变得像《电锯惊魂》一样 going into the office was like that movie Saw,
只不过没有拴在墙上的小帅哥 except without the cute guy chained to the wall.
不会是凯文·马西森吧 It wasn't Kevin Matheson, was it?
什么 What?
天呐 就是他 是不是 My god, it was, wasn't it?
你怎么知道 Why do you say that?
我知道他在那里工作 而且他是同性恋 I know he works there, and he's gay.
我讨厌这座城市就是因为它太小了 That's why I hate this fucking city, it's so small.
别跟我说你和他上过床 Please don't tell me that you had sex with him.
不 不 但我挺愿意的 No, no, but I would.
天呐 那对耳朵 Oh god. Those ears,
我可以用它们撸一把 I would tug on those babies.
我在一月的时候和他面试 I did interview with him though, back in January.
天呐 面试我的工作 Oh, my god, for my job.
我没拿到那份工作 Anyway. I didn't get it.
听说他雇了一个喜欢肌肉男的十九岁洛杉矶小哥 I heard he hired a 19 year old muscle queen from LA.
当然了 Of course, he did.
你们两个现在不联系了吧 I take it you two don't talk?
你和凯文 You and Kevin?
没有 但他时不时给我转账 Talk, no, but he PayPals me every now and again
付一起设计游戏赚的钱 for this game we designed together.
-大款呀 -要是就好了 - Cha-ching. - I wish.
只要不用在收件箱里看到他的名字 I would so happily give up those ninety dollars
字幕制作 : Martao Garcui inrix
我宁愿放弃那九十块美金 just so I didn't have to see his name in my in-box.
那为什么不这么做呢 So, why don't you?
你要彻底埋葬过去 You have to bury your dead real good, you know,
过去才不会继续困扰你 so they don't come back and haunt you.
你怎么这么有智慧 Who made you so fucking wise?
怎么了 我二十二岁了 交了很多男朋友 What? I'm twenty-two, I've had my fair share of boyfriends.
真的吗 二十二岁 Really, at twenty-two?
你肯定很小就开始了 You must have started pretty young.
十六岁 Sixteen.
你十六岁就有男朋友了 You had a boyfriend when you sixteen years old?
对 Yeah.
他挺攻的 是不是 凯文 He's quite butch, isn't he? Kevin.
他被我插的时候就不那么攻了 He's not so butch when he's got his legs in the air.
他是不是个饥渴受 Is he a hungry bottom?
-超级饥渴 -天呐 太棒了 - Super hungry. - Oh, my god, that's awesome.
那你是因为他才离开旧金山的吗 So is he why you left San Francisco?
凯文 不 不都是因为他 Kevin, no, he's not getting full credit for that.
那你为什么离开的 Then, why did you leave?
各种各样的原因 A lot of different reason.
实话说 To be honest,
是我和另一个人的感情 I sort of made a mess of this other relationship
我搞砸了 with someone else I was with.
-看来有料啊 -没错 - I'm sensing a theme. - Yeah, exactly.
和凯文分手后 我才意识到我有多蠢 Then after Kevin, I realized what an idiot I'd been,
但那时候已经太迟了 but it was too late then.
船已经开走了 That ship had sailed.
-深感遗憾 -不用的 - I'm sorry. - No, don't be.
其实对我俩都好 It was actually the best thing for both of us.
说实在的 即便那艘船没有开走 And the truth is, even if that ship hadn't sailed,
我可能也会在它启程前 I probably would have found a way to sink it
把它弄沉的 before it left the harbor, anyway.
然后你就走了 So, off you went.
对 所以我去了丹佛 Yes, so then I went to Denver
而且发誓绝不谈恋爱 and I swore myself off relationships completely in the process
从长期来看这可能对大家都好 which was probably better for everyone in the long run.
但是 But
我也很厌倦自己的生活 it was also about just being tired
丝毫没有进展 你明白吗 of my life not moving forward, you know?
至少没有向正确的方向发展 Or at least not moving in the right direction.
离开本应像按下复位键然后重新开始 Going away was about pressing the reset button and starting over.
-你懂我的意思吗 -当然 - Do you know what I mean? - Sure, yeah.
然后呢 And, so?
然后什么 So, what?
成功了吗 重新开始 成功了吗 Did it work? The reset, did it work?
-早 懒虫 -早 - Hey, lazy bones. - Hi.
你可以睡你床上的 You could have slept in your old bed.
不是那个叫杰克的人睡着吗 I thought... Wasn't that Jake guy in there?
没有 当然没有 No, of course not.
谢谢 Thank you.
奥古斯丁在埃迪家 你可以睡他的房间 And Agustin's at Eddie's place, you could have slept in his room.
-我不想碰他的床单 -能理解 - I'm not getting in those sheets. - I don't blame you.
几点了 What time is it?
已经下午了 我要去上班了 It's the afternoon. I gotta go to work.
-你可以一起来 -好 我想看看鸡肉摊 - You can come if you want. - Yeah. I want to see the window.
这样你就可以跟我聊聊 And that way you can tell me all the dirty,
你对那个小孩做的下流事 disgusting things you did to that poor child.
我润了他的菊 他润了我的 I rimmed him, he rimmed me.
我上了他 他上了我 I fucked him, he fucked me.
非常民主 It was very democratic.
不得不说 I gotta say.
我很欣赏你最近这些积极性爱 I'm loving all this sex positive sex you've been having lately.
你确定这不会让我变淫荡吗 Are you sure it doesn't make me a slut?
-能让你积极向上吗 -大多数能 - Does it make you feel positive? - Most of the time.
那就行了 There you go.
但之后 我不知道 Then, afterwards, I don't know.
-怎么了 -没什么 - What happened? - Nothing happened.
那怎么了 Then what?
不知道 也许是因为我去了科罗拉多州 I don't know, maybe it's that I went away to Colorado
所有的事情都眼不见心不烦 and everything was out of sight and out of mind,
现在我回来了 就又出现了 and now I'm back, and then there it all is.
什么又出现了 There what is?
-所有我以为已经解决的事情 -比如什么 - Everything I thought I'd dealt with. - Like what?
你觉得我要不要见凯文 Do you think I should see Kevin while I'm here?
天呐 你为什么会冒出这个想法 Oh, god. Why would you even think about doing that?
我不知道 好好了结 埋葬过去 I don't know. Just to close the chapter, bury the dead.
看他是不是变得又老又丑了 See if he's gotten fat and gross.
想象他变得又老又丑 然后继续生活就好 Just assume he's gotten fat and gross, and move on.
你说得对 You're right.
没错 相信我 Yeah, I am, trust me.
天呐 我都忘了你有片绿地 Oh, my god. I forgot that you have a parklet!
-没错 -天呐 看上去太棒了 - Yeah! - Holy shit. It looks so good!
是吧 Right?
如果这都不能证明你成功了 If this doesn't mean you've made it
那没什么可以了 I don't know what does.
今天是带女儿上班吗 Is it bring your daughter to work day or something?
-你在这干嘛呢 -你在这干什么 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?
我是来找你谈谈的 可不是来找你说话的 I came to talk to you. I didn't come to talk to you.
-回家吧 -对不起 我回去吧 - Go home. - I'm sorry, I can go home.
不 没事 没事 来吧 No, it's fine. Fine. Please.
有没有人想吃甜甜圈 我饿坏了 Does anybody first to have a donut? I'm starving.
还有 宿醉的时候要怎么办 And what do you do for a hangover?
我想吐 And I want to throw up.
而且他也很喜欢多姆 And he was totally into Dom, too.
的确 挺好 他人好吗 He was, great. And, was he nice?
他非常好 He was very nice.
那你上他了吗 他会搬来和你一起住吗 So did you fuck him? Is he gonna move in with you?
帮你把围裙上的油渍洗了 Help you clean the grease stains off your aprons?
不会 这两样都不会 No. No to both of those,
我们真的要再说一遍吗 and do we really need to have this conversation again?
再 又说了吗 怎么可能 Again? We're having it again, how can that be?
我们几个月没见了 I haven't seen you in months.
-我昨晚才见过你 -那不能算 - I saw you last night. - That didn't count.
还是在你跑回家洗泡泡浴 决定早点睡觉之前 That was before you ran home for a hot bubble bath and an early night.
我不能每天再出去彻夜狂欢了 Yeah, I don't get to stay out to all hours just enjoying myself, any more.
你以前可没少那样 That never used to stop you.
我不是向着桃丽丝说话 Not that I'm taking Doris's side,
不过你怎么不和杰克上床 but why didn't you have sex with Jake ?
他住在芝加哥 只是性而已 He lives in Chicago. It would just be sex.
我想保持专注 I want to keep my focus clear.
我不想把事情搞复杂 I don't want to complicate things right now.
复杂 那也不代表你得把自己变成 Complicate. That doesn't mean you gotta turn
"里脊肉王国的多米尼克修女" into Sister Dominic of the Tenderloin.
对了 这应该作为第二个窗口的名字 That's it. That should be the name for the second window.
你在逗我吗 他就这样 帕特里克 Are you kidding me? This is so what he's like, Patrick.
就他这副德行 This is what I have to deal with.
他满脑子只想着工作 The only thing he ever thinks about is work.
这样很糟糕吗 Is that so bad right now ?
我们的意思是你可以找点乐子 I think that all we're saying is it's ok to have a little fun.
-对 -去感受下人类的皮肤 - Yes. - Get your hands on some skin
而不是被拔光毛的鸡 that doesn't belong to a plucked chicken.
听着 谢谢你们的关心 真的 Ok, listen. I appreciate the concern, I do.
但我没事 but I'm fine.
我终于找到了想做的事 更棒的是 Finally, I know what it is that I want, and better still,
我看到了成功的希望 我有目标 I can actually see a way of getting it. I got some purpose.
-性爱会威胁到它吗 -谈恋爱也是威胁吗 - And sex could risk that? - Or maybe even a relationship?
很有可能 Very possibly.
天啊 我不... I don't...god...I don't
我不想让自己听起来 I don't want to sound like some kind of
-像在为恋爱唱颂歌 -是啊 - one of those gross couple relationship evangelist thing, - Yeah.
可你和林在一起时很开心啊 but you liked being with Lynn.
对 我当然开心 Yes, of course I did.
可那不是我现在想要的 But that's not what I want right now.
我不想妥协 I don't want to compromise,
可感情需要很多妥协 and relationships take a lot of compromise.
-我能说一句吗 -我说不能有用吗 - Can I say one thing ? - Would it matter if I said no ?
这已经成了 进展不错 This, this has happened, it's working.
你做得很好 你不会搞砸的 You're all good, you're not gonna fuck it up.
你所做的不会变得一文不值 It's not something that gonna turn into shit.
好吗 相信我 我明白那种感觉 Alright. And believe me, I know the feeling.
但我不是我妈 你也不是你爸 But I'm not my mom and you're not your dad.
抱歉 Shit. Sorry.
我有点... 随便了 I'm being... whatever.
对 我可以 Yeah, I could do that.
对 Yes.
好 好 Yes. Yes.
好 我去找你 Yeah. I'll meet you there.
我这就过去找你 I will meet you there right now.
好 一会儿见 Okay. All right, I'll see you soon.
拜 Bye.
有谁想和我去印第安巨岩吗 Okay. Does anybody want to come with me to Indian Rock ?
奥古斯丁可能出状况了 I think that Agustin might be having a crisis.
我可不想 Fuck no.
-一点也不想 -天啊 - Not in a million years. - God.
-我得走了 -你得靠自己了 - I have to go. - You're on your own.
-祝我好运吧 -祝你好运 - Wish me luck. - Good luck.
就你身上这股味 肯定能上他三垒 You're so gonna get laid smelling like that. Bye.
帕特里克 我们又在一起了 Good, Patrick, we're together again.
怎么了 你昨天看上去挺正常的 What happened? You seemed so calm yesterday.
我是挺正常 可我今天早上起来 I was calm, and then I woke up this morning
突然一阵胃疼 with this pain in my stomach,
就好像有溃疡要裂开了 like, I had an ulcer that was about to burst.
因为结婚的压力吧 It's a stressful thing you're doing getting married.
我想是吧 I guess.
你要和某人约定终身了 You're getting committed to somebody else.
这可是大事 It's a big thing.
我觉得你的措辞在帮倒忙 I don't think your choice of vocabulary's helping.
-你爱他吗 -我爱他吗 - Do you love him? - Do I love him?
你爱埃迪吗 Do you love Eddie?
我过去常说爱是一个并不存在的 I always used to say that love is a social construct
社会建构 that doesn't really exist.
我当时不相信你 现在也不相信 I didn't believe you then and I don't believe you now.
-那它是什么 -天啊 别问我 - So, what is it? - Christ, don't ask me.
说真的 你要怎样定义它 Seriously, how would you define it ?
我换个问题吧 Let me ask a different question.
和埃迪在一起让你感到开心吗 Does the idea of being with Eddie make you happy?
比如 你们一起白头偕老 Like, the two of you getting old and grey together,
抽大麻来缓解关节炎 smoking weed to ease the arthritis.
这确实让我感到开心 That thought does makes me happy.
为什么 Why?
为什么 我不知道 Why? I don't know.
我喜欢他的胡子 喜欢他收藏的帽子 I like his beard. I like his hat collection.
也喜欢每当我想发某人的牢骚 I like that whenever I have someone I wanna bitch about
或是看到什么好玩的时候 or there's something funny that I see,
我就想向他倾诉 he's the person I want to tell.
他是我最好的朋友 He's my best friend, I guess.
我有点嫉妒我不是你最好的朋友了 I'm mildly jealous that I'm no longer your best friend.
好吧 他是我想上床的最好的朋友 Okay, he's my best friend that I wanna have sex with.
-还有 他有条大屌 -这不就够了吗 - Also, he has a huge penis. - Isn't that everything ?
我不是说鸡鸡 而是其他事 Not the penis part, obviously, but the other stuff?
如果你把注意力集中在那些事上 Maybe if you just focus on that,
这就没什么大不了的 对吗 this won't seem like such a big deal. Right?
实际上 我觉得这跟埃迪没关系 Actually, I don't even think this is about Eddie.
我不是要上演逃跑新娘的桥段 This isn't like some runaway bride moment
我没觉得有别人在等着我 where I feel like there's someone else out there for me.
那是怎么回事 Then what is it?
还记得大学时我们第一次来这儿吗 Remember when we first came here after we started college?
-当然 -我们聊了远大的人生计划 - Of course. - We talked about our big life plan.
还有别的事 Among other things.
如果你那时告诉我 十年后 If you had told me then that a decade later
我会在艺术学院做店铺经理 I'd be working at the Art Institute as a shop manager
还会和一个男人结婚 我... and getting hitched to a man, I...
你那时又知道什么呢 What did you know about anything in those days ?
我们那时都不能结婚 We couldn't even get married back then.
你听到昨晚他们说的话了 You heard those guys last night.
弗兰克 尤其是他 多姆 布拉迪 Frank, especially him. Dom. Brady.
别听布拉迪说的话 Don't listen to anything Brady says.
他就像个没人看的人形博客 He's like a blog that nobody reads, but in human form.
但他们说得对 我过去总以为 But those guys were right. I used to think that
两人均为美国当代艺术家
我会成为基斯·哈林 或罗伯特·梅普索普 I would be like Keith Haring, or Robert Mapplethorpe.
代表作《老爸老妈浪漫史》
可是 我却成了尼尔·帕特里克·哈里斯 But instead, I've become Neil Patrick Harris.
不过我没他那么酷 我不会跳踢踏舞 Only not as cool, 'cause I can't tap dance.
-你可以学啊 -我说真的 小帕 - You can learn. - I'm being serious, Patty.
我没成为预想中的我 这让我很难接受 I'm not who I thought I'd be, and it's tough for me to take.
我变成了这么多年自己反对的那种人 I've become everything that I rallied against for years.
-彻头彻尾 -你可以改变啊 - Very loudly. - You're allowed to change.
特别是你找到了适合你的东西 Especially when you've found something that works for you.
可如果我结婚之后抓狂了呢 But what happens if I get married and I freak out?
不是因为埃迪 而是我自己 Not about Eddie but about me.
如果我因为接受不了这个新的我 What happens if I can't cope that this new me is so far
与设想中的我有天壤之别 而把事情搞砸了呢 from who I thought I would be that I fuck everything up?
如果我伤害了埃迪呢 What happens if I hurt Eddie?
我不想那样对他 I don't want to do that to him.
我不能那样对他 I...I can't do that to him.
你为什么觉得会那样 What makes you think you'll do that ?
因为我就是那种人 操 Because it's what I do, for fuck's sake.
没过多久 我就会跟CJ打电话 Before you know it, I'll be on the phone with CJ
然后把他和其他几个男妓叫来 and I'll get him and a couple of other rent boys
操埃迪一顿 这样我就能好受很多 to fuck Eddie just so I could feel better about myself.
对此我非常怀疑 我觉得你已经吃过亏了 I doubt that very much. I think you learned your lesson there.
是吗 Did I?
知道我喜欢你哪点吗 You know what I love?
在过去这么多年里 Over the last couple years,
当你觉得有些事不顺的时候 when you found that something didn't work for you,
你总能找到某种方式去解决它 you somehow found a way to fix it.
而且那样让你很开心 And that made you happy, right?
我想是吧 I suppose.
你现在比以前要快乐得多 You are happier now than you've ever been.
虽然很显然不是在此时此刻 Not in this particular moment, obviously,
但谁在乎你不是自己十八岁时 but who cares if you aren't you who thought you were gonna be
想成为的那个人 when you were eighteen years old.
你拥有十年的经验 You have had ten years of experience
来想清楚自己到底想要什么 to figure out what it is you really need.
说得好 That's well said.
你知道吗 And you know what?
这不是凯瑟琳·哈格尔的电影 去她的 This is not a Katherine Heigl movie. Fuck her.
这是你的西格妮·韦弗《异形》三部曲 This is your Sigourney Weaver Alien trilogy.
你还有很长的路要走 You've got so much left to go.
甚至可以重拾你的艺术道路 You could even start up your art practice again.
这是个可怕的想法 比异形还要可怕 Now that's a scary thought. Scarier than the alien.
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这倒是 忘了我最后说的那些 That's true. Forget I said that last part,
不过你知道我的意思 but you know what I mean.
我想你 I miss you.
我也想你 I miss you, too.
我们就像是《孩子们都很好》里面的 We're just like Julianne Moore and Annette Benning
朱利安·摩尔和安妮特·贝宁 in The Kids are All Right.
-没错 -我是哪个 - Totally. - Who am I?
很显然是安妮特·贝宁 Annette Benning, obviously.
"你在跟他上床 对吧" You're sleeping with him, aren't you?
多姆 你觉得如果我十六岁就出柜 Dom, do you think things would have been different for me
事情会变得不一样吗 if I came out when I was sixteen?
-怎么不一样 -不知道 就是不一样吧 - Different how? - I don't know, just different.
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更适应 就像那天晚上的吉米 More adjusted, like Jimmy from the other night,
或者也许在恋爱里表现得更好 or better at being in relationships, maybe?
我还以为你不想谈恋爱 I thought you didn't want a relationship.
也许我只是有点自欺欺人 Maybe I was kidding myself just a little bit.
-至少你承认了 -那你觉得呢 - At least you admit it. - So, what do you think?
我也许不是咨询感情问题的最佳人选 I may not be the best person to ask about relationships,
鉴于我的感情史是和一个瘾君子 since my history is with a meth-head
还有一个爱着死人的老头 and an old dude in love with a dead guy.
但是也许这根本不值得去考虑 But maybe it's not worth thinking about.
你又不能回到过去 You can't go back in time.
如果你多年前硬把鸡巴塞进我屁眼 Maybe everything would've taken a very different turn
一切可能都会不一样 if you had managed to shoehorn your dick into my butt all those years ago.
你是认真的吗 Oh, God. Seriously?
当然 我就能更早地克服肛交恐惧 Yeah. I would've gotten over my anal sex fear a lot earlier.
也许还有很多别的恐惧症 Probably a lot of other fears, too.
还记得电影《2012》里面 Remember in the movie 2012
加州沉进太平洋的场景吗 when California sank into the Pacific?
你真觉得会有那么糟糕吗 You really think it would've been that bad?
当然 我们也不会成为最好的朋友了 Yes. And plus we never would've become best friends,
那才是真正的遗憾 and that would've been a real shame.
没错 我很高兴你现在是我最好的朋友 That's true. I am glad that you're my best friend, now,
特别是奥古斯丁淡出视线之后 especially since Agustin's out of the picture.
如果我们现在在一起呢 So, what if we got together now?
可以啊 我不想谈恋爱 Sure. I don't want a relationship,
但为了你 我会破个例 but for you, I'll make a exception.
得了吧 这可不是世界上最糟糕的主意 Oh, come on. It's not the worst idea in the world.
-差不多了 -你刚说过我们是最好的朋友 - It's up there. - You just said we're best friends.
-对吗 -没错 - Right? - Yeah.
那是一段恋爱最完美的基础 And that is the perfect basis for a relationship.
-谁说的 -奥古斯丁 - Says who? - Says Agustin.
他知道个头呀 What the hell does he know?
我是说 I mean...
我们没有让彼此感觉恶心 We don't make each other sick.
比如身体上 对吧 Like physically, right?
我让你觉得恶心吗 Do I make you sick?
这取决于我吃了什么 It depends on what I've eaten.
说不上来 I don't know, I mean,
也许我们一直不愿承认 maybe this has been staring us in the face the whole time.
你现在是真的吓到我了 You are actually scaring me right now.
我们理解和接受彼此的缺点 We understand and accept each other's flaws.
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你和我都很重视自己的事业 Your work is important to you as mine is to me.
我们喜欢的电影也一样... We like the same movies. On paper...
你能不能别笑了 理论上我们很般配 Would you stop laughing? On paper, it sounds totally right.
你不是认真的 You are not being serious.
-不完全是 -很好 - Not really. - Okay, good.
但是那样也不错 But it would be nice, wouldn't it?
突然无意地发现一些事是说得通的 To suddenly find something by mistake that makes sense.
能让生活更容易 That makes it all easier.
什么鬼 What just happened?
-我亲了你 -为什么 - I kissed you. - Why?
不知道 就是想亲 I don't know, I felt like it.
想看看你说的对不对 I wanted to see if you were right.
好吧 Okay.
而且你看起来有点难过 And you looked a little sad.
-感觉如何 -说实话 有点奇怪 - How did it feel? - A little bit weird, if I'm honest.
-有点像在亲你哥哥吗 -对 天啊 - Kind of like kissing your brother? - Yeah. Oh god.
不敢相信我们亲嘴了 I can't believe we did that.
我的天啊 My god.
-我觉得我有点嗨了 -我也是 - I think maybe I'm a little stoned. - Yeah, me, too.
我们该睡觉了 We should sleep.
很抱歉我让你和我亲热 I'm sorry I made you make out with me.
你说过你想让我找点乐子 You did say you wanted me to have some fun.
太有意思了 So fun.
再来一次吗 Go again?
天呐 Oh, god.
很难知道你做的事情是不是对的 So hard to know whether you're doing the right thing.
没错 Yes.
所以答案是什么 So, what's the answer?
谁知道呢 Who the fuck knows?
不过 今天早上你也许是对的 Although, maybe you were right this morning.
-关于什么 -关于了结过去 - About what? - About closing a chapter.
让过去把现在搞得一团糟太容易了 It's so easy to let the past make a mess of the present.
你要尽量避免让它发生 You should try not to let that happen, just FYI.
真是个惊喜 This is a surprise.
-你成金发了 -没错 - You're blonde. - Yeah, I'm blonde.
-你头发也剪短了 -你看起来不错 - And you had your hair cut, too. - You look well.
你没必要盛装打扮 You didn't need to dress up.
其实奥古斯丁今天要结婚 所以... Agustin's getting married today, actually, so...
-和艾迪吗 -是的 - To Eddie? - Yeah.
该死 我可没想过他们能长久 Fuck. I never put money on that lasting.
我想爱情是个神秘的游戏 Love is a mysterious game, I guess.
没错 Yeah.
-顺便说一句 你看上去也很好 -谢谢 - You look well, too, by the way. - Thank you.
我们是该杵在这儿 Should we just stand here
夸耀对方挺帅 and tell each other how well we look,
还是去喝杯咖啡 or should we go get that coffee
告诉我为什么要发短信给我 and explain why you texted me?
去喝咖啡吧 Let's do that.
这边走 I'm thinking this way.
-好吗 -走吧 - Cool? - Yes, let's do it.
好 Cool.
丹佛怎么样 我很喜欢你们在做的 So, how's Denver? I love what you guys are doing.
挺好的 It's good.
-是吗 -是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
我听说你终于掌管自己的业务了 I hear you're finally heading your own chain.
那是好事 That's a good thing.
早就该这样了 That's something that should've happened a long time ago.
谢谢 Thanks.
给你个忠告 别爱上你的任何下属 Word of advice. Don't go falling for any of your subordinates.
我尽力 I'll try my best.
MDG怎么样了 还有欧文 我还没... How's MDG? And Owen? I haven't really talk...
-没联系他们 我知道 -是 - Talked to them, I know. - Yeah.
他不错 升职了 He's good. He's been promoted.
梅瑞狄斯也终于出柜了 Meredith, she finally came out.
什么 What?
我开玩笑的 到了 I'm kidding. Here.
谢谢 Thank you.
你不一样了 不是完全变了 但... You look different. Not completely different, but...
我减了点肥 或许是因为这个吗 Well,I lost a little weight, maybe it's that, right?
或许吧 我变胖了 Maybe. I've piled on the pounds.
约翰终于接受了我对炸鸡的爱 John finally embraced my love of fried chicken.
-约翰吗 -对 我们复合了 - John? - Oh yeah, We got back together.
是吗 Really?
你很惊讶吗 Does that surprise you?
不知道 或许不吧 I donno. Maybe not.
知道吗 我们两个这样... Do you know what, in many ways, what happened between us
算是好事 分手... was a good thing. The break-up...
-大杯滤滴清咖 -我的 谢谢 - The large, filtered, tall, black? - That's me. Thank you.
这些让我思考了我想要什么 The whole thing has just made me think about what I wanted,
需要如何经营一段感情 what I needed in a relationship to make it work,
所以在很多方面 我还挺感谢你走进我生命 so in many ways, I'm quite thankful that you came into my life
搞砸了它 因为它现在好多了 and fucked it up 'cause it's better, now.
我不知道该怎么回答 I don't really know how to answer that.
其实约翰和我还真挺好 John and me are actually, we're actually really good.
我们做了些咨询 我也极力推荐你去 We had some therapy, which I would highly recommend for you.
你不是第一个提这建议的人了 You're not the first person to suggest that.
我不惊讶 Not surprising.
我们充分理解了彼此的想法和需求 We came to fully understand our wants and our needs.
你在这太久了 You've been here too long,
说话都开始像美国人 you're even starting to sound like an American.
是啊 Yeah,well....
-大杯豆奶冰咖 -谢谢 - Large, soy milk iced coffee? - Thank you.
如果我现在在菲力斯遇到克里斯·帕拉特 If I meet Chris Pratt down at Fitness First
可以放开胆去帮他撸 I can jerk him off to my heart's content
约翰也能接受 and that's completely fine.
我为你和约翰高兴 还有克里斯·帕拉特 I'm happy for you and John. And Chris Pratt.
我可不相信 I don't a-hundred percent believe that.
不 我... No, I...
我也没想让你过得不好 It's not like I ever wanted you to be miserable.
我很高兴你幸福了 I'm glad it's worked out for you.
我们坐吧 Shall we sit?
好 Yeah.
简单来说 我想把应用的全部权利给你 Basically, I want to hand over all rights to you for the app.
好 这不用见面说吧 Okay. We didn't need to meet for that.
我知道 但面对面说更好 I know, but it's better to do it like this.
我可以让人起草文件 但我感觉... I could have a guy draw up a document, but I feel like...
-如果赚钱呢 -又不是《我的世界》 - What if it makes a fortune? - It's hardly Minecraft.
好吧 但或许多少能赚一点 Okay, but it could still end up making us some money.
千篇一律的老掉牙游戏 Stereotyped, cliche-ridden dross.
或者我个人的最爱 可那又如何 Or my personal favorite, what the fuck is the point?
你为什么要看游戏评价 Why do you read what people say?
-你不看吗 -看 但我不在乎 - Don't you? - Yeah, but I don't care.
总之 赚钱从来不是重点 Anyway, making money was never the point.
那什么是 What was the point?
我只是... I just...
我觉得我们不该再这样了 I feel like it doesn't make sense for us to do it anymore.
合作开发 Together.
-好吧 我问你一件事 -好 - Okay, I'm gonna ask you something. - Okay.
你真的爱过我吗 Were you ever actually in love with me?
爱过 我想是的 Yes, I think so.
我真的喜欢和你在一起... I certainly loved the idea of us...
因为我可以的 我可以 'Cause I could've made it work. I could've.
当我说我想忠于你 我是真心的 When I said I wanted to be monogamous with you, I meant it.
我不想让你许你做不到的承诺 I didn't want you to make a promise you couldn't keep.
去你的 你怎么知道我做不到 Fuck you. How do you know I wouldn't keep it?
这不是我们分手的原因 是互相不适合 That's not why we broke up, we just weren't right for each other.
-不 你怎么知道 -我就是知道 - No, how do you know that? - I did, I do.
你都没去努力 你搬进来 You didn't even try, you moved in one day,
第二天转头就搬出去 箱子都没开 you moved out the next. You didn't even unpack.
我承认我做得糟糕 我为此道歉 I admit that I handled that horribly, but I apologized for that.
但及时收手 Isn't it better to quit
难道不是好过明知没结果还勉强吗 rather than drag out something that you know won't work?
总而言之 这就是你的问题 In a nutshell, there's your problem.
-什么 -你... - What is? - You you you ...
你退出 逃跑 从来不愿冒险 You quit, you run away, you don't take risks, ever.
你在说什么 我和你同居了 What are you talking about, I moved in with you.
不 帕特里克 走下去才是冒险 No, no, Patrick, the risk would've been trying to make it work.
为这段感情奋斗才是冒险 The risk would've been putting in hard graft to make it work.
我不想嘴贱 但你是个懦夫 I don't want to seem like a cunt, but you are a coward.
我觉得这不公平 我当时没法再信任你 I don't think that's fair. I couldn't trust you, any more.
我不知道"奋斗"是什么意思 And I don't know what hard graft means,
但我不认为我是个懦夫 but I don't think I've been a coward, at all.
我觉得结果可不是这样 I think the facts tell a very different story.
懦夫会搬去另一个城市 找新工作 Would a coward have moved to a different city, a new job,
抛下一切吗 left everything behind?
你那只能叫回家 You basically moved home.
你确定你不是逃跑 而是搬走吗 Are you sure you didn't run away, and not move away?
这两个可不一样 They're two very different things.
那你帕特里克·穆雷接下来又想怎样呢 What next? What next for Patrick Murray?
当那样又行不通 我敢打赌 When that doesn't work out, I bet you a million dollars
你已经在寻找下一件事了 you're already looking for the next thing.
没错 You are.
我了解你 你会逃跑 你是个懦夫 I know you. You run away and you are a coward.
你和我在一起是懦夫 和理查德在一起是懦夫 You were a coward with me, you were a coward with Richard.
-够了 -你在感情路上遇到几个小坑 - Enough... - You come across a few potholes in the road,
比起想办法跨过它 and instead of trying to navigate through it,
你猛踩刹车 梨花带雨 you slam your brakes on, you start crying,
掉头就跑 and you run the other direction.
我来这不是为了听你的批判 I did not come here to get nailed to the cross.
那你为什么过来 So, why did you come here, then?
说实话 请别拿应用做借口 Honestly, and please, please don't use the app as an excuse.
我是来告别往事的 I came here to close a chapter.
看我们能不能释怀向前 To see if we could move forward from this.
做朋友 你是想这样吗 To become friends? Is that what you want?
好啊 不如你去我家 Cool, why don't you come over to my house,
我们可以烧烤玩 我 你和约翰 and then we can have a barbecue, me, you, and John?
你... 你真的以为 Did you... I mean, did you really think
你和我能做朋友吗 that you and me could ever be friends?
不能 真可惜 No, sadly.
抱歉 我不该这样 Sorry. I really didn't want it to be like that.
-我不该发短信给你 -这是好事 - I shouldn't have texted. - It's a good thing.
该了结了 It needed to be done.
你起草合同吧 我会签字的 Just draw the contract, I'll sign it.
想想看 这或许对我也是好事 Thinking about it, it's probably the right thing for me, too.
凯文 Kevin,
你真的认为我们会有结果吗 do you honestly think we would've worked?
我真的愿意试一试 I'd like to have given it a try.
我不准备告诉你的 I wasn't gonna tell you this,
但鉴于我要靠《反攻》发大财了... but seeing as I'm gonna make a fortune off One Up Him...
告诉我什么 Tell me what?
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我知道这里有个职位空缺 I know of a job position coming here,
你会胜任的 在旧金山 that you'd be good for, in SF.
MDG的吗 At MDG?
-我不是... -别担心 我不在 - I don't... - Don't worry, I'm not gonna be there.
约翰和我要搬去伦敦 John and I are moving to London.
-是吗 -没错 - Really? - Yeah.
那边有份工作 而且我一直都非常想家 Got a job offer there, and I've been been missing home a lot.
你受够旧金山了吗 Are you done with San Francisco?
如果你感兴趣的话 If that's something that you'd be interested in,
我可以帮你 I can make it happen,
但我得提醒你 欧文会恨你的 but I have to warn you: Owen will hate you.
但他也会想你回来 所以... But, he will also love to have you back, so...
你为什么要帮我 Why would you do that for me?
讲真 毕竟发生了...这一切 Seriously, after... everything.
因为虽然如此 我还是希望你幸福 Because, despite everything, I just want you to be happy.
为什么 Why?
因为我爱你 'Cause I love you.
别待在丹佛 回来吧 Look, don't stay in Denver. Come back,
就当是我这个不停搬家想逃避事情的人 and you can take that from someone who moves around constantly
给你的建议 这行不通的 to avoid dealing with things. It never works.
但我想你已经懂了 But I think you know that already.
如果感兴趣可以电邮我 不必当面聊 行吗 If you're interested, just email me. We don't need to talk, okay?
最后的拥抱 One last hug?
靠 Oh, shit.
抱歉 我迟到了 我遇上... Sorry I'm late, there was trouble...
-你没事吧 -我没事 你还好吧 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine, are you good?
-我很好 别担心 -埃迪人呢 - Yeah, I'm good. Don't worry. - Where's Eddie?
他正在上第十一次厕所 He's using the toilet for the eleventh time.
我要跟尿频老奶奶结婚了 I'm getting married to an old lady.
他妈的人呢 Where the fuck is he?
快点 就快排到我们了 Hurry up! We're gonna lose our spot in line.
好像这座城市他妈的每个人都要结婚了 It's like every fucker in the city's getting married.
我快被一堆伴娘碾平了 I nearly got run over by a stampede of bride's maids.
我们为什么没伴娘 Why don't we have bride's maids?
-有我们呢 -没错 - You have us. - Yeah
我可是意大利人 天啊 I'm Italian, for Christ's sake.
这肯定是史上排场最小的意大利婚礼 This is gonna be the smallest Italian wedding in the history of time.
这只是登记 今晚会办派对 This is just paperwork. We're gonna party tonight.
好吧 那我怎么穿着这个 Yeah, then why am I wearing this?
穿着什么 你又没穿婚纱 Like... wearing what? You're not wearing a wedding dress.
也许我应该穿 Maybe I should be.
我们也许还该在教堂结婚 And maybe we should be getting married in a church,
感谢伟大的上帝赐予我们的爱 giving thanks to the great white man in the sky for our love.
我不是这个意思 That's not what I said.
我们这么做不是为了别人 We're not doing this for other people,
也不是为了我们的父母 we're not doing this for our parents,
更不是为了根本不想鸟的人 we're not doing this for people we don't give fuck about.
而是为了我们自己 我们说过的 we're doing this for us. That's what we discussed.
我母亲不该来吗 不然为什么要结婚 Shouldn't my mother be here? Otherwise, why are we doing this?
这到底是干嘛 I mean, what is this?
天啊 我们到底为什么要结婚 Oh, my god. Why are we doing this at all?
好吧 我们至少得登记吧 Okay. Can we at least check in?
我得再去趟厕所[逃婚] 但这次不是为了尿尿 I have to toilet again, and this time it's not pee-pee.
不 忍住行吗 你的括约肌很强壮 No no no, hold it in okay? You have a powerful sphincter.
来吧 好 Come on, bounce. All right.
我们在那边见 I'll meet you guys up there.
-杰克 能视频呼叫他妈吗 -好 - Jake, can we get mama on FaceTime? - Yes. Yes
我来搞定他 I got this.
我们应该堵住出口 埃迪出人意料地快 We should man the exits. Eddie is surprisingly fast.
他不会跑的 是吧 He's not gonna do that, is he?
他又露出那种眼神了 He's had that look in his eyes before.
我觉得奥古斯丁会想通的 I think Agustin's gonna figure it out.
-你刚去哪儿了 -没去哪儿 - Where were you? - Nowhere.
-那怎么感觉你... -我很好 - So, why do you look so... - I look fine.
-靠 我得尿了 -真的吗 - Shit, I need to pee, now. - Really?
我也是 So do I.
怎么 我真的想 What? I really do.
好吧 你们去尿 我们在上面见 Okay. When you guys pee, and I'll meet you up there.
-行 -好的 - Yeah. - All right
我宣布你们结为连理 I pronounce you partners for life.
现在可以接吻了 Now you may kiss.
你好 不好意思 我们应该是下一组 Hello. Sorry, I think that we're next.
-你是兰金还是兰怀斯 -不是我要结婚 - Are you Rankin or Lanwise? - No, I'm not getting married.
是我朋友 他们马上就到 他们... It's my friends, but they'll just be a minute. They're...
-婚前紧张吗 -之类的吧 - Last minute nerves? - Something like that.
很常见 我不会担心 It's very common. I wouldn't worry.
他们在一起四十五年了 Those two have been together for 45 years.
-真厉害 -确实 - That's amazing. - Yes, it is.
-我能问你件事吗 -当然 - Can I ask you something? - Of course.
你干这行多久了 How long have you been doing this?
很久了 一些人会认为太久了 A very long time. Some people would say too long.
那... And...
你能看出来一对能不能成吗 are you able to tell if it's gonna work or not?
有时吧 也许我可以看出来谁比谁更想结婚 Sometimes, maybe I can tell who wants it more than the other one,
-好吧 -或者... - Yeah. - Or... you know.
谁是真心的 谁还云里雾里 Who's gotten real and who's head is still in the clouds.
谁愿意或不愿意去适应 Who's willing or unwilling to adapt.
还有 And,
你真觉得人们可以为了彼此而改变吗 do you really think that people can change for each other?
我认为是适应不是改变 这样更现实点 I prefer adapt to change. It's a little more realistic.
而且我了解到我们现在的样子 新的样子 Plus I read somewhere that every part of us has something to do
总和过去的样子有所联系 with the part that came before. Every new part is.
听多了吧 Does that sound corny?
但我觉得很有道理 It's... well, works for me.
所以我们才总是犯同样的错 Maybe that's why we keep making the same mistakes.
或许吧 Probably.
你结婚多久了 How long have you been married?
告诉你个秘密 我没结婚 Between you and me, not married.
但你的戒指 But, your ring.
道具而已 没人待见健身房里的胖教练 It's a prop. Nobody wants a fat trainer at the gym.
懂我的意思吧 You know what I mean.
-好了吗 准备好了吗 -是的 - You okay? You all set? - Yes.
-兰怀斯 -搞定了 - Lanwise? - I got it.
是我妈妈 Oh, it's my mom.
-打个招呼 -妈妈好 你好 - Say hi. - Hi mama. Hi!
抱歉 我觉得我们还需要一会儿 I'm sorry I think we'll just be one more minute.
-没关系 慢慢来 -谢谢 非常感谢 - Sure. Take your time. - Thank you for it. Appreciate it.
你俩没事吧 Is everything all right?
-现在没事了 -怎么说 - It is, now. - What'd you say?
这么说吧 他是西格妮·韦弗的脑残粉 Let's just say he's a big Sigourney Weaver fan,
谢谢你了 so thank you for that.
我很荣幸 这才是损友伴娘的用处 It was my pleasure. That's what maids of dishonor are for.
我只希望这场婚姻顺其自然 I just hope that this marriage can be whatever we want it to be.
没错 又不是你突然想要专一 Exactly. It's not like you're just gonna suddenly be monogamous
还搬去郊区 and move to the suburbs.
确实 No.
而且我爱他 他也爱我 And then, I love him, and he loves me,
最不济还会怎样呢 so what's the worst that could happen?
行不通就行不通吧 但至少试过了 It doesn't work out, it doesn't work out, but, at least we tried.
没错 Yeah.
赶紧来吧 Let's fuckin' do this.
你都搞定了 是吧 Yeah. You got it all done, right?
很好 完美 你们看着那个 Great, perfect, and if you would just take a look at that
确保他们说出所有的心里话 and make sure they're saying everything they want to say.
爱德华 你选择奥古斯丁作为你的人生伴侣 Edward, you have chosen Agustin to be your partner in life.
你愿意永远爱他 尊重他 Will you strive to love and respect him always,
不管发生什么都诚实善良 给他依靠吗 be honest and kind and stand by him, whatever may come?
我愿意 I do.
奥古斯丁 你选择爱德华作为你的人生伴侣 Agustin, you've chosen Edward to be your partner in life.
你愿意永远爱他 尊重他 Will you strive to love and respect him always,
不管发生什么都诚实善良 给他依靠吗 be honest and kind and stand by him, whatever may come?
是的 我愿意 I do. Yes.
你们俩都愿意适当地调整 And do you both promise to make the necessary adjustments
自己的性格和职业 in your personal and professional lives
从而让婚后生活得更加和谐吗 in order that you may live in a harmonious relationship together?
我们愿意 We do.
爱德华 奥古斯丁 既然你们俩 And as much as you, Edward, and you, Agustin,
都已在众人面前承诺了对彼此的爱 have pledged your love to each other in front of these witnesses,
凭借加利福尼亚州赋予我的权力 by the power vested in me by the state of California,
我宣布你们结为连理 I pronounce you partners in life.
现在亲吧 Now you may kiss.
天啊 My god.
接下来干什么 Now what?
我们去喝个烂醉 然后嗑药狂嗨 Now we get drunk and we take a lot of fuckin' drugs.
抱歉 妈妈 Sorry, mom.
婚礼怎么样 Hey, there. How'd it go?
非常温馨 It was really sweet.
奥古斯丁没慌吗 Agustin didn't freak out?
昨天慌了 今天没有 埃迪却差一点 Yesterday, but not today. Eddie, though, that was a close call.
-真的吗 -是的 - Really? -Yeah.
暂且抛开眼前这一切不谈 It's so easy to disregard all of this, all this like
他们俩最终结婚的意义什么的 being able to get married stuff, and what it means,
但我们今天在市政厅那会儿 在众人 but when we were in city hall, today, in public,
在那么多陌生人面前 in front of total strangers,
我不知道 若干年后 I don't know,in a few years,
这一切都会再正常不过了 this is all just gonna be normal, right?
这将只是种生活方式 那很棒 It'll just be a way of life and that's great,
但眼下对于我们 but now for us,
和那些比我们早出柜的人 and for all those people that came before us,
那些需要挣扎反抗的人而言 that actually had to struggle against something,
真是太难以置信了 对不对 it's just pretty fucking incredible, right?
没错 It is.
并且你会不由地感到 And you can't help but feel,
有种认同感 I don't know, validated,
尽管我们都不需要这份认同感 even though I know we shouldn't need that validation.
但我觉得 虽然有些东西你不想要 I guess just because you feel you shouldn't need something,
不代表你不需要 doesn't mean you don't.
帕宝 Hi, Paddy-cakes.
-抱歉没给你点 -没关系 - Sorry I didn't get you one. - It's okay.
你们聊什么呢 What are we talking about?
聊他们的婚礼是多么美好 Just how great it is. Them getting married.
-喝香槟吗 -好 - Champagne, yeah? - Yeah!
来杯龙舌兰 谢谢 Could I please get a tequila? Thank you.
-你看到多姆了吗 -他就在附近 - Have you seen Dom? - He's around here somewhere.
我已经看了一圈了... I've already made a round of...
天啊 这神情我太熟悉了 Oh, god, I so know that look.
婚礼很可怕 对不对 太可怕了 Weddings are awful, aren't they? They're horrible.
想想他们最终肯定以离婚收场 就欣慰了 You have to take solace in knowing that it's gonna end in divorce.
我保证 Guaranteed.
-马利克看起来很开心啊 -对 - Malik seems to be enjoying himself. - I know!
他跟一群熊跳舞呢 He's dancing with a bunch of bears. Oh no.
我是不是该担心 他好像挺开心的 Should I be worried? It looks like he's having fun.
你确定不想跟他结婚吗 Are you sure you don't wanna lock that down with a wedding ring?
他可太棒了 It's total a beef cake.
拉倒吧 结婚啥用没有 然而有个孩子 Oh,god. Wedding rings don't do shit. Babies, on the other hand,
才不容易被马桶冲掉 你得... so much harder to flush down the toilet, you gotta really like...
-什么 -下力气 - What? - ...work out.
啥 我喝醉了 我说了啥 What? What? Oh my god, what? I'm so drunk, y'all. What'd I say?
-天啊 你是不是... -不 我没... - Oh, my god, are you... - No ! I'm not...
你以为我怀孕了 我没怀孕 You think I'm pregnant? No, I'm not.
怀孕的话我就不喝酒了 I wouldn't be drinking if I was.
可我妈妈怀我的时候没戒酒 If I was my mother I would be.
天啊 你真的怀孕了 对不对 Oh my gosh, you are, aren't you?
我没有 No, I'm not, okay?
好了 基版夏洛克 But, okay, Sherlock Homo.
你猜对了... 我和马利克在考虑要孩子 You got... Malik and me we're talking about having a baby.
桃丽丝 这消息太棒了 Doris, this is incredible news!
-天啊 真的吗 -真的 - Oh, god, is it? - Yeah!
你不觉得我人老珠黄才要孩子有点太晚了吗 You don't think I'm this big, old cliché who has incredible news?
不 如果你想要孩子 Cliché? No. If you wanna have a baby,
就去生啊 懂吗 you wanna have a baby, right?
-好吧 -天啊 多姆知道吗 - Yeah, I guess. - Oh my god, does Dom know?
不知道 我本想昨天跟他说 No, I was gonna tell him yesterday,
可被你搅了 but then you ruined it.
-天啊... -我差点就说了 天啊 -Oh my god... - Get a second... oh god!
-现在告诉他 -不 - Tell him now! Tell him! -No!
靠 淡定点 你搞得... Shit, take it easy. You're making...
没什么事... I've... I... nothing, just...
我和马利克在考虑要孩子 Malik and me are talking about having a baby...
什么 What?!
也可能怀不上 因为我老了 I may not even be able to have one, 'cause I'm old.
-肯定是片盐碱地了 -你开玩笑吗 - There's gonna be sand pouring out of me. - Are you kidding me?
就算有 肯定也是 And if we have one, it's gonna a have this weird
-长胸毛暴牙的 -你开玩笑吗 - chest hair and overbite. - Are you kidding me?
我没开玩笑 我们真的在考虑 No, I'm not kidding you. We are talking about it.
好吧 Okay.
-可惜这不是 -我真的... - Unfortunately, it's not... - Wow, I... I can't...
-我要当舅舅了吗 -是啊 基舅舅 - I'm gonna be an uncle? - Yep. You can be an guncle.
怎么不早说 Why didn't you tell me?
-我也不知道 -为什么不告诉我 - I don't know, just... - Why wouldn't you tell me that?
我之前觉得我要是有孩子 because I thought that if I was gonna have a baby
也是跟你生 I thought I was gonna have one with you,
可我不能跟你生孩子了 and I'm not going to be having one with you.
-别担心这个 -我知道 只是... - Don't worry. - I know, it's just so...
不跟我生更好 这样更好 It's so much better ! So much better !
你把啤酒都弄到我身上了 You're spilling your beer all over me, too.
-抱歉 -没事 - Sorry, sorry. - It's ok.
-真是太棒了 -生命的奇迹 - That's just fucking amazing. - Yeah, oh, the miracle of life.
我是不会结婚的 别提这茬了 I'm not gonna get married. So don't bring that up.
这孩子将是个私生子 It's gonna be a bastard child.
我们就是这么打算的 求老天保佑 That's what we want, and for god's sakes,
赐给我个基宝吧 我要个基宝 please let it be a gay baby. I want a gay baby.
当妈的都这德行 孩子还有得选吗 With you as its mother, the poor fuck doesn't have a choice.
是啊 I know.
趁我的人生还没被毁 我今晚想嗑点药 But before I ruin my life, I wanna do some drugs tonight.
假装我们还都二十五岁 Pretend we're 25.
棒极了 杰帅那有月摇片 Fuck yes. Handsome Jake has some moon-rocks.
杰帅吗 Handsome Jake?
杰帅在某种程度上动摇了我的决心 Handsome Jake is kind of weakening my resolve.
今晚的画风就此转变了 This evening is going to take a little turn.
我还以为今晚会无聊透顶呢 I thought it was gonna be a nightmare.
太好了 来吧 搞起 Wonderful, all right. Let's do it.
搞起 Let's do it.
这感觉不会永远都在 This does not last forever. This feeling you're having.
我完全了解你的感受 I know exactly what you're feeling.
悲伤总会过去 真的 This whole misery thing it passes, it does.
如果你想 它就会过去 If you want it to, it will, okay?
回头再聊 I'll talk to you later.
帕迪 Paddy!
-我来插一脚 -好 - Can I cut in? - Yeah.
我们每天都要告诉孩子们 他们是美丽的 We need to tell our kids every day that they are beautiful,
他们的生命有意义 值得拥有健康 that their lives do matter, that they deserve to be healthy
幸福 安稳 值得被爱 and happy and safe and loved.
埃迪正是这么做的 That's what Eddie does.
这正是埃迪每天工作的内容 Eddie does that every day when he goes to work.
正因此 我爱你 埃迪 And that's why I love you, Eddie,
我为你骄傲 很高兴你找到了另一半 I'm proud of you, I'm so happy that you found a man.
谢谢你邀请我参加今晚的庆祝 And thank you for inviting me to be a part of this, tonight.
"损友伴娘"在哪儿呢 Now where are those maids of dishonor?
帕特里克 夹紧翘臀上来吧 Patrick, get your skinny ass up here.
好吧 Okay.
各位美男子 听好了 Okay, you beautiful boys, here we go.
现场的各位应该都同意 I think everybody in this room can agree
结婚是世上最令人惊讶的事 that this is the most surprising thing in the world,
但同时 这也不无道理 对不对 but, at the same time, it makes total sense, am I right?
我们爱你 小帕 We love you, Paddy.
此刻主角不是我 我没打算提我自己 This isn't about me, I'm not gonna make this speech about me.
你永远都是主角 Never gonna happen.
我想聊聊奥古斯丁 I want to talk about Agustin.
我俩是多年的朋友了 We have been friends for a very long time.
我爱你的原因有千千万 And there are a million reasons why I love you.
但最最重要的一个原因 But one of them, one of the biggest ones,
是你由始至终 is that you have been always incredibly committed
争取美好人生的态度 to making the most of your life.
即使搞砸了 我们大家都经历过 对吧 And even when you fuck up, and we all fuck up, right?
是的 我们都搞砸过 Yes, we all fuck up.
你仍一往无前 不顾各种怀疑 You keep going despite any sort of doubts that you might have,
你不停尝试 寻找适合你的事物 and you keep trying to find the things that work for you,
结果你找到了埃迪 and you found Eddie, right?
没错 而且很明显 And... yes. And it is really clear
你俩深爱着彼此 that you two are absolutely crazy about each other,
同时又对这种深爱的意义 while at the same time being incredibly realistic
无比清醒 about what that means,
都在全心地寻找 and, and both being really committed
让这感情继续下去的方式 to figuring out how to make that work.
没错 Yes.
而我... And I...
我觉得这... I just think that that is...
太棒了 趁我还没在大家面前掉眼泪 Amazing! And so, before I start openly weeping,
让我们举杯 敬奥古斯丁和埃迪 let's raise a cheap cocktail to Agustin and Eddie!
敬埃迪和奥古斯丁 To Eddie and Agustin!
没错 各位 现在有请另一位 That too. And now, everybody, please welcome to the stage
"损友伴娘" 杰克 my fellow maid of dishonor, Jake.
帕特里克 谢谢 说得真美 Patrick, thank you, that was beautiful.
借过 Excuse me.
好呀 Hey, guys.
演讲比上次好多了 Better speech than last time.
总不能再糟了 是吧 Couldn't really have been any worse, right?
或许是的 No, probably not.
我得再喝一杯 I need another drink.
再给我买一杯吧 我没现金了 Will you buy me another drink? I don't have any cash left.
你难道还没喝够吗 You don't think you've had enough?
拜托 Oh, come on.
这可是基佬结婚盛典 我要喝嗨了 Big gay wedding, right? I want to get super drunk
才能忘掉咱们这群人怎么变得这么无趣 so I can forget about how dull we've all become.
你还没喝嗨吗 Aren't you already super drunk?
别叨叨了 老太婆 拜托 Less of the nagging fifties housewife, please, okay?
咱俩还没结婚呢 We aren't married.
我一直以为你是老婆 你穿围裙可好看呢 I always thought you'd be the wife. You look so good in an apron.
啥意思 What was that?
开玩笑 你叫他唠叨老婆 我就... It was just a joke. You called him a nagging wife and I...
你希望我是老婆 You'd expect me to be the wife.
-布拉迪 -我开玩笑而已 - Brady... - It was just a joke, that's all.
你那恐女症也成玩笑了吗 Is your fem-phobia a joke all of a sudden ?
-布拉迪... -我开玩笑的 - Brady... - What, I'm kidding.
没事 说出来吧 No, that's okay, you can say it.
你含沙射影说我是 It's not the first time you've implied
同志群体的害虫 也不是第一次了 I'm everything that's wrong with the gay community.
我说你和凯文是 不是你 I said you and Kevin were, not you.
-聊什么呢 -帕特里克这个害群之马 - What are we talking about ? - About Patrick being a shitty gay.
我最爱看基佬跟其他基佬争论怎么当基佬了 I love it when gays argue with other gays about being gays.
布拉迪觉得他是同志首相 Brady thinks he's grand minister of queer.
同志思想警察的首领 The leader of the gay thought police.
这叫动脑子思考问题 It's called having a brain and think about things.
抱歉我有原则了 Sorry I want to stipulate a little...
你俩够了 Both of you, enough.
有时想想也真恼人 布拉迪以为 It's a little frustrating that sometimes Brady thinks
当同志只有一路条可走 就是他那条 there's only one way to be gay, and that way is his way.
我只是受不了像你这种人 给我们抹黑 I'm just sick of people like you giving us a bad name, okay?
如果真有所谓"我们"这回事 You would think that if there was such a thing as us,
内部就会团结些了 there would be a little more solidarity.
-或许你不配 -布拉迪 - Maybe you don't deserve it. - Brady, seriously,
-你怎么回事 -我永远搞不明白 - what the fuck? - I will never understand
你为什么总想给我气受 why you're so intent on making me feel bad,
因为我达不到某种理想标准 because I can't live up to some ideal
永远都不可能 因为我不是那样的人 that I'll never live up to because it just isn't who I am.
如果你觉得生气 也许不是我的错 If you feel bad, it's probably not my fault.
-够了 -抱歉 里奇 你说得对 - Enough. Okay? - I'm sorry, Richie, you're right.
布拉迪 我跟你道歉 Brady, I apologize.
我保证多读几篇你的大作 And I promise to read more of your articles,
但愿终有一天我学会如何当同志 and hope that one day I can finally learn how to be gay
完全符合你的价值标准 and be as perfectly adjusted as you.
-去你的 -去你的 - Yeah, fuck you. - Fuck you back!
行了 咱们走 That's it, we're out of here.
-你怎么站他那边 -我没有 - Why are you taking his side? - I'm not.
那怎么感觉你支持他 Why does it feel like you are?
这跟立场毫无关系 This has nothing to do with sides.
那跟什么有关系 Then what is it about?
是你喝大了 This is about you being too drunk,
而这是埃迪和奥古斯丁的派对 and this is a party for Eddie and Agustin,
你对帕特里克的看法 and has nothing to do with how you feel about Patrick.
或者他对你的看法 都与此刻无关 Or how he feels about you for that matter.
我就知道你会支持他 Typical that you would take his...
你想跟他在一起吗 You want to be with him?
是这回事吗 Is that what this is?
他曾让你痛不欲生 After all the shit he's put you through?
行了 咱们走吧 Ok, you know what, we're out of here.
因为我敢担保 Because I can guarantee
他只会再次让你伤心 he will do nothing but break your heart again.
你是这么打算的吗 That your plan?
坐着你的私人飞机空降此地 You want to fly in here on your private jet
偷走我男朋友 and steal my fucking boyfriend?
当然不是 Of course not.
咱们他妈的走吧 Let's get the fuck out of here.
你不打算一起 是吗 You're not gonna come, are you?
走吧 Come on, let's go.
-你还好吧 兄弟 -他只是妒忌 - You okay, bud? - He's just jealous.
妒忌啥 What?
谁都看得出来你俩之间的火花 Everyone can see there's something between you guys.
我俩之间很清白 There's nothing between us.
然而我又一次搞到他难堪 Yet I have managed to fuck things up for him again.
那完全不是你的错 That was totally not your fault.
我完全可以闭嘴的 I could've just shut the fuck up.
我怎么就他妈的闭不了嘴 Why can't I ever shut the fuck up.
你没事吧 Shit, girl, you all right?
刚说什么 你有私人飞机吗 What is that? You have a private jet?
你如果有私人飞机 怎么还这么抠 How come you're so fuckin' cheap if you have a private jet?
这问题问得好 That's a legitimate question.
别说了 好吗 All right. Let's just stop this, OK?
我可不是为了毁掉大家的周末才来的 I didn't come here to just ruin everybody's weekend.
-你这样说只是... -我们就... - You only say that... - Can we just...
-我们能不能跳舞 -好啊 - Can we please just dance? - Yeah.
-我们都去舞池跳舞吧 -好 - Let's just all get on the dance floor and dance. - OK.
走吧 Let's do it!
妈的 Fuck.
-我该告诉你件事 -什么 - I should tell you something.- What?
我打算要离开旧金山 I'm thinking about leaving San Francisco.
什么意思 What do you mean?
我已经考虑很长一段时间了 I've been thinking about it for a long time.
我和布拉迪甚至还谈过这事 Me and Brady were even talking about it.
你是说要真的永远离开这里吗 You mean like actually leaving, like, for good?
你就离开了 你有勇气这么做啊 You did it. You had the guts to do it.
是 但我觉得我只是在逃跑 Yeah, but I think I was just running away.
谁在乎呢 Who cares?
有时 你需要做的正是逃离 Sometimes, running away is exactly what you need to do.
但你生在这儿 But you were born here.
这是你的家 你一直都住在这里 This is your home, you've always been here.
正是 其他人都可以来这里 Exactly. Everyone else gets to come here.
重新开始 我... And starting new. I...
-我从没感受过 -你要去哪里 - I never had that. - Where you gonna go?
我有亲戚在德州 I have some family in Texas.
你去德州做什么呢 What are you gonna do in Texas?
我可以去当司机 我能工作 I could take the truck. I can work.
至少在那里除了做做头发 At least there I might get to do more than just fades
还能做点别的 and hipster bullshit.
那你最好别去奥斯丁 Better not go to Austin, then.
你在考虑离开 说来也讽刺 It's funny or ironic, that you're thinking about leaving,
因为...就在今天 because... just today,
我得到了个回这边工作的机会 I was offered a job back here.
-操 -怎么了 - Shit ! - What?
-我不想你那么做 -做什么 - I don't want you to do that. - What?
回来这里 Come back here.
我需要离开这里 I need to do this
不希望有人诱惑我留下 and I don't need the temptation to stay.
我需要理清我的头绪 I gotta get my head straight,
因为现在我只会胡思乱想 'cause right now it's all over the fucking place.
而且我还有很多事需要想清楚 And there's so much that I need to sort out.
比如什么 Like what?
我和一个我不爱的人 I've been in a relationship for a year
在一起了一年 with a guy that I wasn't in love with.
我想现在 我需要单独待着 I think right now, I just need to be alone.
我理解 我... I get that. I... I...
我完全理解 你想单身一段时间 I totally get that. I get your desire to be alone.
我过去九个月就是这么做的 That's what I've just done for the last nine months.
但同时 But at the same time,
回到这里 我意识到 being back here, I've realized that
单身没有想得那么好 being alone isn't all it's cracked up to be.
是啊 Yeah, well...
-我们不一样 -也没那么不同 - We aren't the same person. - We're not that different either.
你理清头绪的期间 难道不希望 I mean, wouldn't you like to be with someone
和另一个人在一起吗 while you work through your shit?
一个理解你 在乎你的人 Someone who understands you, someone who cares about you?
那样也能有人陪你 对吗 That way you have someone to hang out with, right?
你们一起对抗世界 You against the world.
有人跟你亲热 You've got someone to make out with.
有人和你坐在沙发上吃外卖 Someone to sit on the sofa and eat takeout with.
有人陪你变老 Someone to get old and grey and,
陪你看《七宝奇谋》 I don't know, watch The Goonies with.
你们好啊 Hey, you guys!
天啊 你看过了 Oh, my god, you saw it!
两遍 Twice.
你看了两遍吗 You saw it twice?
那你肯定很喜欢它 Wow, you must have liked it.
所以 Okay, so,
我们要怎么做呢 what are we gonna do?
这太疯狂了 This is insane.
我不到两小时前才和布拉迪分手 I just broke up with Brady not even two hours ago.
我们现在不能在一起 We can't... we can't do this now.
我知道 如果你想让我闭嘴 我会的 I know. I know. I know. And if you want me to shut up, I will,
但如果真是那样 but if that's the case,
那你今晚为什么回来 then why did you come back tonight?
你为什么要回竖立酒吧 Why did you... Why did you come back to the EndUp?
那你建议我们怎么做 What are you suggesting we do?
我肯定不会去丹佛的 I'm not going to Denver, that's for sure,
而且我真的需要离开这里 and I really need to get out of here.
那... Then...
那我去德州怎么样 How about I come to Texas?
-什么 -没错 - What? - Yeah.
我跟你一起去 或者等你安定了再过去 I'll come with you or I'll go there after you've gotten settled.
去做什么呢 你的工作在丹佛 And do what? You have a job in Denver.
这里还有一个工作等着你 You have another job lined up here.
我可以远程工作 Yeah, well, I can work remotely.
我可以自己开公司 我一直都想呢 I'll do my own thing. I've always wanted to do that.
德州有电脑吗 Do they have computers in Texas?
那等你清醒了之后怎么办呢 And what happens when you've sobered up?
当婚礼结束了 When the wedding's over and
你不再这样追求浪漫了 you've lost this sense of romance?
-你是怕这个吗 -当然 - Is that what you're scared of? - Of course I am.
我了解你 I have met you.
你要是又崩溃一次呢 What happens when you freak out again.
我厌倦总是照顾别人了 I am so sick of taking care of people.
我不想再经历一次了 I don't want to do that again.
我不需要你照顾我 里奇 I don't need you to take care of me, Richie.
真的 Okay, I don't.
我只是... I just...
我想在你想通事情时 I want to be with you while you figure out
陪在你身边 whatever it is you need to figure out.
你曾告诉我 You told me once that
你差一点就爱上我了 you were this close to falling in love with me.
我当时爱着你 I was in love with you back then,
我现在也爱着你 I'm in love with you now,
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但我当时害怕那种感觉 except I was afraid of that feeling.
我不再害怕了 I'm not afraid anymore.
要是我们没结果呢 What happens if it doesn't work out?
那该怎么办 What do we do then?
没结果就没结果 If it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out.
但至少我们尝试了 But at least we tried.
你想要试试吗 Do you want to try?
快进来 快点 Come in here! Come on.
有时这个城市让我想要发疯 You know, this city drives me crazy sometimes,
但现在我觉得这是世界上最好的地方 but right now it feels like the best place in the world.
确实是 Yes, it does.
天啊 这些鸡蛋好恶心 可是好好吃 My god. These eggs are disgusting, but they are so good.
-是月摇片的作用吗 -可能吧 - What is that? Is that the moon-rocks? - Maybe.
小帕 我觉得你该回来 Paddy, I think you should come back.
-你们觉得呢 -当然了 - What do you think, guys? - Yes.
从山上回来 Come back down from the mountains
和我们从此幸福的生活在一起 and live with us happily ever after.
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字幕制作：Martao Garcui inrix