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好了 Jeff说他来到现场是为了

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对峙一次不愉快的约炮对象  天啊  Jeff

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确实挺厉害的  到底怎么回事啊

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Jerry  我去了一个酒吧

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上周去的

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当时去酒吧就是为了...[约]

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你懂得  我单身  帅气  又年轻

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- 你咋的  - 当时就是去...

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我帅气啊 

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- 哦知道了  可能是我眼镜出了问题
- 好吧可能在你眼里我没那么帅

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好吧可能在你眼里我没那么帅

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我当时去酒吧  目的就是喝点酒

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找个妹子干一炮啥的

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就这么随性

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[掌声]

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我喝了几杯

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喝了几杯诗洛珂

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然后就开始四处环顾  

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寻找猎物

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接着  我看到有个妹子

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you know see there's one girl just like

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这个妹子就一直对我谄媚

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- 然后就坐在我旁边  - 我的天

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坐我旁边了  

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在我耳边说话之前  

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就开始摸

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就对我摸摸搜搜的

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然后就开始...你懂得

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就开始摸我的"大肉肠"

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sausage you know I'm saying getting

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saucy with it so I was just like okay

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and in mind you not I'm pretty and at

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that point I'm feeling kind of drunk

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right now so you're like definitely into

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it right now yeah so then she wishes my

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ear and says meet me in the parking lot

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I'll take you to the parking lot that is

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romantic very romantic and yeah so you

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know she walks up and I started walking

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behind her and then she starts to

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telling me that she's a virgin Oh

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so I was like okay in my head I don't

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believe that but I'm a respect the fact

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that you said you were virgin well she

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did say she loves oral sex and I can't

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she's half a virgin with her mouth right

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so I couldn't turn that down and at that

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point I was I wanted something at least

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so if I wasn't gonna get what I wanted

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then at least give me what I wanted so

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she gave me that and uh next thing you

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know the day after that I'm with my

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homeboys my phone starts to buzz and I

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got a text message so I'm like

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if the text message was like hey are you

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trying to take me on a date

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and I'm like okay well first of all I'm

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single I don't know who I would take on

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a date so I was like who are you

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she said the girl you met from the bar

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that night yeah so she had read she had

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reason to think you were interested to

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me that's a thought

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straight up I would never take a thought

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on another date I'm sorry I mean it's

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real I can't

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so why you called me here for huh

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because you called me a thot well you

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got treated like one what you expect me

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to say sorry

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yeah like why I yours and like why are

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you calling me a thot because you are

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respected as a thot I can't respect you

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as a what are you I'm a man and I'm a

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man too

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[Applause]

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you are nothing but a fat you know you

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have to leave that you loved it didn't

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you