好了 Jeff说他来到现场是为了
对峙一次不愉快的约炮对象 天啊 Jeff
确实挺厉害的 到底怎么回事啊
Jerry 我去了一个酒吧
上周去的
当时去酒吧就是为了...[约]
你懂得 我单身 帅气 又年轻
- 你咋的 - 当时就是去...
我帅气啊
- 哦知道了 可能是我眼镜出了问题 - 好吧可能在你眼里我没那么帅
好吧可能在你眼里我没那么帅
我当时去酒吧 目的就是喝点酒
找个妹子干一炮啥的
就这么随性
[掌声]
我喝了几杯
喝了几杯诗洛珂
然后就开始四处环顾
寻找猎物
接着 我看到有个妹子
you know see there's one girl just like
这个妹子就一直对我谄媚
- 然后就坐在我旁边 - 我的天
坐我旁边了
在我耳边说话之前
就开始摸
就对我摸摸搜搜的
然后就开始...你懂得
就开始摸我的"大肉肠"
sausage you know I'm saying getting
saucy with it so I was just like okay
and in mind you not I'm pretty and at
that point I'm feeling kind of drunk
right now so you're like definitely into
it right now yeah so then she wishes my
ear and says meet me in the parking lot
I'll take you to the parking lot that is
romantic very romantic and yeah so you
know she walks up and I started walking
behind her and then she starts to
telling me that she's a virgin Oh
so I was like okay in my head I don't
believe that but I'm a respect the fact
that you said you were virgin well she
did say she loves oral sex and I can't
she's half a virgin with her mouth right
so I couldn't turn that down and at that
point I was I wanted something at least
so if I wasn't gonna get what I wanted
then at least give me what I wanted so
she gave me that and uh next thing you
know the day after that I'm with my
homeboys my phone starts to buzz and I
got a text message so I'm like
if the text message was like hey are you
trying to take me on a date
and I'm like okay well first of all I'm
single I don't know who I would take on
a date so I was like who are you
she said the girl you met from the bar
that night yeah so she had read she had
reason to think you were interested to
me that's a thought
straight up I would never take a thought
on another date I'm sorry I mean it's
real I can't
so why you called me here for huh
because you called me a thot well you
got treated like one what you expect me
to say sorry
yeah like why I yours and like why are
you calling me a thot because you are
respected as a thot I can't respect you
as a what are you I'm a man and I'm a
man too
[Applause]
you are nothing but a fat you know you
have to leave that you loved it didn't
you