I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE QUANTITY THEORY.
I FEEL IF I KEEP MAKING FILMS AND JUST KEEP MAKING THEM,
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, I'LL GET LUCKY
AND ONE WILL COME OUT, AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS.
I JUST WILL NEVER FORGET, YOU KNOW,
AFTER "CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION,"
AFTER "ANYTHING ELSE,"
AFTER ALL THOSE FILMS THAT SEEMED TO WANDER...
IN A THEATER, SEEING A MOVIE.
OKAY, HERE'S A COMING ATTRACTION
FOR A FILM THAT'S SET IN BRITAIN.
IT'S A THRILLER,
AND IT LOOKS REALLY INTENSE, AND IT'S GOT A GOOD CAST.
PEOPLE ARE NUDGING, "HEY, LET'S SEE THIS."
Man: SO YOU'RE THREATENING ME?
IF I DON'T DO WHAT YOU SAY, YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO MY WIFE.
HELLO?
WHO KEEPS CALLING?
YOU LIED TO ME.
YOU'RE A LIAR!
YOU CAN LEARN TO PUSH THE GUILT
UNDER THE RUG AND GO ON.
OTHERWISE, IT OVERWHELMS YOU.
[ GUNSHOT ]
Feeney: AND THEN, SUDDENLY, BOOM --
"WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY WOODY ALLEN."
"MATCH POINT." HELLO, WHAT'S THIS?
I GREW UP ON WOODY ALLEN MOVIES,
SO, FOR ME, WORKING WITH WOODY WAS ALWAYS --
THAT WAS LIKE, YOU MADE IT.
YOU HAVE TO LEAN IN
AND HIT THROUGH THE BALL.
I WAS DOING JUST FINE UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.
AH, THE STORY OF MY LIFE.
SO TELL ME,
WHAT'S A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG AMERICAN PING PONG PLAYER
DOING MINGLING AMONGST THE BRITISH UPPER CLASS?
DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU
YOU PLAY A VERY AGGRESSIVE GAME?
DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU YOU HAVE VERY SENSUAL LIPS?
EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE.