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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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MOVE IT, FLEX.
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WE'RE ALMOST DONE. COME ON.
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CLEARLY THE CRAFTY CRIMINALS
COMMITTING THE CRIME WAVE.
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OW! OOH!
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HOIST ME, SO I CAN HOIST IT.
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THE FEATHER'S ALL
THE BOSS WANTS.
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THE FEATHER, SLIM?
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WHY'S THIS FEATHER ALL HE WANTS?
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IT'S THE TAIL FEATHER
OF MEL THE CONQUEROR,
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GREATEST HERO OF ALL TIME.
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RIGHT, SLIM. I KNEW THAT.
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WHAT'S NEXT?
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A STRETCH IN THE STATE PEN.
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I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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THE KEY ON THE SARDINE
CAN OF JUSTICE.
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I AM...
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DARKWING DUCK!
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SO, MY REPUTATION EXCEEDS ME.
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ERADICATE HIM, FLEX.
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WHOA!
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YOU THREW AWAY THE
GOODS, YOU NIT.
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I LOVE THIS.
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OH, D.W.
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LAUNCHPAD'S IN IMMINENT DANGER.
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MY STRICT MORAL CODE
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DICTATES A SIDEKICK'S
LIFE TAKES PRECEDENT.
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BESIDES,
GOOD HELP IS HARD TO FIND.
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I DON'T LIKE THROWING
MY WEIGHT AROUND,
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BUT HERE'S YOUR DAILY
REQUIREMENT OF IRON.
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FLEX, LET'S GO WHILE
THE GOING'S GOOD.
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YOU GOT A BACKUP PLAN, D.W.?
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A TRUE HERO ALWAYS
HAS A BACK-UP PLAN...
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BUT SOMETIMES THEY DON'T WORK.
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THEY ESCAPED. SPLIT.
FLEW. HIGHTAILED IT.
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HOWEVER,
AS EVERY CRIMEFIGHTER KNOWS,
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CROOKS ALWAYS LEAVE
SOME CLUE BEHIND...
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AND I HAVEN'T GOT THE
SLIGHTEST IDEA WHERE.
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D.W.,
YOU'RE CLOSER THAN YOU THINK.
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THE BARBELL THAT
BARBAROUS BABOON
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BASHED ME WITH.
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I RECOGNIZE THAT.
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IT'S FROM JOCK NEWBODY'S
HALE AND HEARTY
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HOUSE OF HEALTH.
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I THINK I'LL PAY THE
PHYSICALLY FIT FELONS A VISIT
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IN THE GUISE OF...
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DRAKE MALLARD,
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AN AVERAGE JOE LOOKING
TO LOSE WEIGHT.
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I CAN'T RISK TAKING LAUNCHPAD.
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NO ONE CAN KNOW
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I'M GOING TO THE HALE AND
HEARTY HOUSE OF HEALTH.
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YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH US.
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THE MUDDLEFOOTS.
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IT'S NO DISGRACE
GETTING INTO SHAPE,
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IS IT, HERB?
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PERSONALLY,
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I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD
AT THOSE FLAB-A-RAMAS,
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BUT THE LITTLE LADY...
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FOUND THIS LOVELY
THREE-FOR-ONE COUPON.
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THIS DEAL IS
POSITIVELY CRIMINAL.
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FINISH LOADING, HERB.
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YES, DEAR.
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THANKS FOR INCLUDING US ON
THIS WONDERFUL IDEA, DRAKE.
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QUIET.
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YOU WANT TO MAKE HIM MAD?
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THE MAN'S 122 YEARS OLD, RIGHT?
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WE DON'T WANT TO
MAKE HIM CRANKY,
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DO WE?
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WAKE HIM UP THE WAY
YOUR MOTHER USED TO,
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GENTLY, CARESSINGLY.
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OK, I CAN DO THAT. HONEST. YEAH.
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WAKE UP!
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WHAT'S THE IDEA?
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I NEED 17 HOURS IN MY
AVOCADO AND KIWI BATH.
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EASY, JOCK.
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1 SECOND OF ANGER TAKES
10 MINUTES OFF YOUR LIFE.
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PEACE IN... ANGER OUT.
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BOSS,
WE GOT EVERYTHING ON YOUR LIST.
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WONDERFUL.
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AT LAST I CAN BEGIN.
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IS IT READY, BOSS?
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YEAH, IS IT READY?
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NOT QUITE!
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I'VE WAITED YEARS
TO COMPLETE THIS.
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I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING
TO EXTEND MY LIFE.
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I ALMOST HAVE IT.
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AN ELIXIR FOR IMMORTALITY!
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A FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!
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IT WILL BE MINE...
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WHEN I GET ONE FINAL INGREDIENT.
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WHAT'S THAT, BOSS?
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A SINGLE, SOLITARY FEATHER
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FROM A TRUE AND PURE HERO.
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GIVE ME THE FEATHERED
HEADDRESS FROM THE MUSEUM.
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HE COULDN'T GET IT.
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COULDN'T GET IT?
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I'M ALL WRINKLES,
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AND YOU COULDN'T GET
ME A SIMPLE FEATHER?
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I HATE WRINKLES!
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IT WASN'T OUR FAULT.
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DARKWING DUCK WAS THERE.
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DARKWING DUCK?
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HE KNEW OUR EVERY MOVE.
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MAYBE HE EVEN FOLLOWED US HERE.
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REALLY?
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WELL, NOW, THAT'S DIFFERENT.
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IT IS?
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CERTAINLY.
ANY HERO'S FEATHER WILL DO,
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EVEN A HERO NAMED DARKWING DUCK.
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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SONG?
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AHEM.
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♪ 99 BOTTLES OF
MILK ON THE WALL ♪
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♪ 99 BOTTLES OF MILK ♪
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I NEED A NEW LINE OF WORK.
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OUR SON TANK TAKES
AFTER HIS GRANDFATHER.
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HERE'S A PICTURE OF
HIM, JUST 6 MONTHS OLD,
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TAKING AFTER HIS GRANDFATHER.
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GOOD THING WE GOT
THAT HACKSAW AWAY.
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GRAMPS NEVER FOUND
HIS WOODEN LEG.
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YEEOW!
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BUT, SLIM, WE'RE THE BAD GUYS.
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DARKWING DUCK SHOULD FIND US.
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IF WE DON'T GET
HIM FOR THE BOSS,
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WE'RE COOKED.
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HE'LL PROBABLY BE IN DISGUISE.
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UNTIL WE KNOW WHO HE IS,
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WE RUN THE PLACE NORMAL
LIKE, OK?
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AH, OH, WELL,
BREATHE THAT MOUNTAIN AIR.
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YEAH, IT'S NOT NEARLY SO CHUNKY
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AS WE GOT BACK HOME.
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I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS
POSSIBLE, FLEX,
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BUT THIS BUTTERBALL'S AS
FAT AS YOU ARE STUPID.
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HA HA. YEAH.
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YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE
PLEASANT LITTLE ATTENDANTS
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IN THE BROCHURE.
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YOU MEALY-MOUTHED
SACKS OF BIRD SEED,
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FALL IN!
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET
A DIFFERENT BROCHURE.
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YOU SLUGS GIVE MOBY DICK
A RUN FOR HIS BLUBBER.
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ISN'T THIS DELIGHTFUL,
HERB, DEAR?
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AREN'T THESE THE
CUTEST WRIST WEIGHTS?
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AARGH! OOH!
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WHEW!
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HALF A PUSH-UP AND
I'M READY FOR A NAP.
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SEE YOU AT THE ROOM.
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RULE NUMBER ONE...
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UNAUTHORIZED
CESSATION OF EXERCISE
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IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED.
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AND I DO MEAN STRICTLY.
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HOW DO WE FIGURE OUT WHICH
DUCK IS DARKWING DUCK?
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MAKE SURE EVERYBODY IS WHERE THEY
SHOULD BE WHEN THEY SHOULD BE.
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WHOEVER AIN'T THERE IS DARKWING.
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THIS SHOULD BE MUDDLEFOOT, HERB.
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NO, THAT'S DUCK...
DARKWING DUCK.
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DARKWING DUCK?
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IT'S HIM!
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THE BOSS WANTS A
FEATHER FROM HIM.
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I DIDN'T THINK YOU TWO
WERE SELF-EMPLOYED.
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INCAPACITATE HIM, FLEX.
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HATE TO BEAT AND RUN,
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BUT I THINK I'LL PAY
YOUR BOSS A VISIT.
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COME ON, FLEX.
WE GOT TO GET THAT FEATHER.
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DRAT! I FORGET TO TAKE OFF
THESE STUPID WRIST WEIGHTS.
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WHERE DID HE GO?
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OVER THERE.
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BUT THAT'S MUDDLEFOOT, HERB.
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OW!
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DARKWING IS A
MASTER OF DISGUISE.
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LET'S GET HIM.
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A BODY CAN TAKE ONLY
SO MUCH PUNISHMENT.
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I'M BUSTING OUT OF THIS JOINT.
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I GOT HIM, SLIM!
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OUCH! THAT WAS ME!
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HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG...
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OUCH!
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COME ON, FLEX.
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LET'S GIVE THIS TO THE
BOSS, PRONTO LIKE.
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ARE THEY STRICT, OR WHAT?
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I'M LEAVING.
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THE BOSS WILL BE REALLY
HAPPY WHEN HE SEES THIS.
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THE BOSS, EH?
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NOW MY INVESTIGATION
IS NEARLY COMPLETE.
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THEY'LL LEAD ME
STRAIGHT TO HIM...
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GERONIMO!
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UNLESS I GET SIDETRACKED BY
SOME STUMBLING SUBURBANITE.
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YEEOW!
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[GRRR]
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DID I CALL THAT ONE?
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HA! I DID, DIDN'T I?
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EASY, BOY. EASY.
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OOPS.
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HMM. GUARD DOG.
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JUDGING FROM ITS
TEETH AND SALIVA FLOW,
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HE DOESN'T LIKE
BEING CALLED D-U-M-B.
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HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE...
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THE WRIST WEIGHTS.
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THE ELECTRIC FENCE
WELDED THEM TOGETHER.
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WE'RE STUCK!
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MOVE IT, MR. MUDDLEFOOT.
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NEVER WAS GOOD AT CLIMBING.
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BINKIE CLIMBS THE LADDERS.
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LATER, MUDDLEFOOT.
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LATER!
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OH, COME ON.
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[CRUNCH]
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YEEOW!
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WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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HEY, I'M NOT DEAD.
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IT'S A MIRACLE.
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I'VE WAITED A LONG
TIME FOR THIS MOMENT.
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NOW, FINALLY,
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ETERNAL YOUTH WILL BE MINE!
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FEEL ANY YOUNGER, BOSS?
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[HICCUP]
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AH, I FEEL LIKE...
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I FEEL LIKE BOWLING.
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YOU IDIOTS BROUGHT
ME THE WRONG FEATHER!
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GET ME THAT ANTIDOTE!
246
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:54,750
I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER
SECOND IN A BODY LIKE THIS.
247
00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:02,875
GET ME THE RIGHT FEATHER!
248
00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:07,624
SO ANYWAY,
IT'S ELECTION NIGHT AT THE LODGE,
249
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:10,749
AND I'M RUNNING FOR
PRESIDENT, SEE?
250
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:13,249
NATURALLY I VOTE FOR MYSELF...
251
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,207
12 TIMES!
252
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:18,082
AND STILL I COME IN THIRD.
253
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:19,457
POLITICS. GO FIGURE.
254
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,999
HAVE I MENTIONED MY FAMILY...
255
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,957
BINKIE, TANK, AND HONKER?
256
00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:26,374
20 TIMES IN 2 MINUTES.
257
00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,832
GOOD. YOU'LL LOVE THIS STORY.
258
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,374
WHAT IT IS...
259
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:33,165
THAT'S IT, BOY. GET THEIR SCENT.
260
00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:34,582
THAT'S RIGHT.
261
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:35,708
[GRRR]
262
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,999
THEN ONE TIME BINKIE
USED DOUBLE COUPONS
263
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,749
AND GOT THREE FREE
CANS OF MACKEREL.
264
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,415
WHAT WAS THAT?
265
00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:48,582
MACKEREL. IT'S A FISH.
266
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:50,124
NO, IT'S DOGS.
267
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:52,582
THEY'VE SET THE DOGS LOOSE.
268
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:53,707
RUN!
269
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,707
I HOPE BINKIE'S OK.
270
00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:59,125
SHE'S PROBABLY
WORRIED SICK ABOUT ME.
271
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,999
OH, MY,
ISN'T THIS JUST WONDERFUL?
272
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,707
I HAVEN'T HAD A
MANICURE SINCE...
273
00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:08,332
COME TO THINK OF IT,
274
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:11,458
I'VE NEVER HAD A MANICURE.
275
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:18,124
HAVING JUST SURVIVED
SUCH A NIGHTMARISH DAY,
276
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:21,082
I FEEL I'M ENTITLED TO KNOW,
277
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:23,332
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
278
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,707
YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT.
279
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,333
SLIM, THE FEATHER.
280
00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:31,624
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU...
281
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:32,750
YEEOW!
282
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,749
HEY, PAL,
THAT'S PRIVATE PROPERTY,
283
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,707
AND I MEAN PRIVATE.
284
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:42,082
THANKS. IT'S JUST WHAT I WANTED.
285
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:46,000
I'D GROWN ATTACHED TO IT MYSELF.
286
00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:59,499
SORRY YOU HAD TO
KNOW ABOUT THIS.
287
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,374
YOU'LL HAVE TO DIE NOW.
288
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,832
NO OFFENSE, GRAMPS,
289
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:05,249
BUT I CAN BEAT YOU
290
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:07,999
WITH ONE HAND TIED
BEHIND MY BACK.
291
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,125
OH?
292
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:29,625
HA! THAT'S SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS
ME, JOCKO?
293
00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:33,707
OW! OOH! OH!
294
00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:37,207
IS THAT AVAILABLE
OVER THE COUNTER?
295
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:41,624
YOU SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT BEATING ME UP?
296
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:43,124
WHO, ME?
297
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,291
DIDN'T CRACK A WORD.
298
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:52,249
I'M TRULY SORRY I
HAVE TO KILL YOU.
299
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:55,582
I'M NOT THRILLED ABOUT
THE PROSPECT MYSELF.
300
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:58,708
I DO HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.
301
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,707
YOU KNOW ABOUT MY YOUTH ELIXIR,
302
00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:06,249
AND I DON'T WANT
ANYBODY AFTER IT,
303
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:09,208
NOT EVEN MY FAITHFUL RETAINERS.
304
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:12,207
[SQUABBLING]
305
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:15,290
YOU HAVE A FEW LAST MOMENTS.
306
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:16,832
THERE'S THE TIMER,
307
00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:19,290
SO I CAN CLEAR OUT.
308
00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:20,707
THIS IS MADNESS.
309
00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:23,582
YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT.
310
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,582
TECHNICALLY, HE ALREADY HAS,
311
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:28,624
BUT I FELT COMPELLED TO SPEAK.
312
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:30,290
POOR BINKIE.
313
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:35,000
GETTING BLOWN UP WILL
REALLY RUIN HER DAY.
314
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,999
IF YOU DO A SIT-UP,
315
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,457
I CAN REACH THE ROPES.
316
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:43,874
A SIT-UP?
317
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:47,374
NOT IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.
318
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,374
IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN,
319
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,957
IT DOES!
320
00:16:50,958 --> 00:16:54,415
I GUESS IT WOULDN'T HURT TO TRY.
321
00:16:54,416 --> 00:16:56,708
AARGH! OOH!
322
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,082
OW!
323
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,499
I WAS WRONG...
324
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,999
IT DOES HURT TO TRY.
325
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,874
LOOK AT YOUR STOMACH,
AND PRETEND YOU'RE REACHING
326
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:10,582
FOR A BIG, FAT...
BAD CHOICE OF WORDS...
327
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,125
NICE, JUICY HAMBURGER.
328
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,290
SORRY.
329
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:16,582
I'M NO USE TO YOU,
330
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:19,582
TO BINKIE, OR TO ANYBODY.
331
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,124
THINK ABOUT BINKIE.
332
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,457
DO IT FOR BINKIE!
333
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,124
BINKIE!
334
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:29,333
I CAN'T LET BINKIE DOWN!
335
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,458
I DID IT!
336
00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:39,290
I HOPE I NEVER HAVE
TO DO IT AGAIN.
337
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:44,083
WE'VE GOT TO STOP THAT OLD...
YOUNG... GEEZER.
338
00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:48,707
THERE'S ENOUGH HERE
TO LAST ME A LIFETIME,
339
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:51,165
WHICH,
CONSIDERING I'M NOW IMMORTAL,
340
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,124
COULD BE QUITE A WHILE.
341
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,207
NOT SO FAST!
342
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:58,415
WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.
343
00:17:58,416 --> 00:18:00,457
YOU'RE TOO LATE, BOYS.
344
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:03,165
YOU CAN'T STOP ME NOW.
345
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:06,166
JUST WATCH ME.
346
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,583
HYAH!
347
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:16,708
YOU FORGET,
I'M NOT AS OLD AS I USED TO BE.
348
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:21,207
THIS ISN'T QUITE
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
349
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:24,249
HEY, LEAVE HIM ALONE!
350
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,708
UH, HERB...
351
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:35,207
[COUGH COUGH COUGH]
352
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:36,624
YOU BIG MEANIE.
353
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,749
LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
354
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:43,207
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR
GOOFING AROUND WITH NATURE.
355
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,583
YEAH, AND WE'RE TELLING.
356
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,749
THERE, I'M FREE.
357
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:56,166
NOW I'LL FIX YOU, YOU BULLY.
358
00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:00,624
[GRRR]
359
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:01,625
OW!
360
00:19:01,626 --> 00:19:05,250
NO FAIR! NO FAIR!
361
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:08,624
THE WHATCHAMACALLIT,
THE ANTIDOTE.
362
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,165
I GOT TO GET THE ANTIDOTE.
363
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:15,707
AS SOON AS I DRINK
THIS, I'LL CHANGE BACK,
364
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:19,874
AND THEN YOU'LL BE IN BIG
TROUBLE, DUCK.
365
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:22,957
HOW DID YOU ESCAPE THAT LOCKER?
366
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:24,999
I KNEW THE COMBINATION,
367
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,750
BUT IT WON'T BE SO EASY FOR YOU.
368
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,582
DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.
369
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,582
WE'LL GET HIM LATER.
370
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:38,458
THAT ELIXIR IS OURS NOW.
371
00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:41,290
CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA!
372
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:43,000
COMING THROUGH!
373
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,707
MY YOUTH ELIXIR!
374
00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:59,250
GONE! BOO-HOO!
375
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,249
IT'S NOT CHOCOLATE MALTED,
376
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,500
BUT DRINK THIS, MUDDLEFOOT.
377
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:25,832
SOMEONE'S BEEN A
VERY NAUGHTY BOY.
378
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:29,832
I DIDN'T DO IT! I DIDN'T DO IT!
379
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:33,624
I DIDN'T DO IT! I DIDN'T DO IT!
380
00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,290
MAYBE BY THE TIME YOU'RE OUT,
381
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:38,290
YOU'LL BE OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE...
AGAIN.
382
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:41,165
YOUTH IS WASTED ON THE YOUNG.
383
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:45,082
WELL, I JUST WANTED TO
SAY, UH, WELL...
384
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:48,582
AFTER THAT BIT WITH
THE BOMB THERE...
385
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:54,583
WHAT I MEAN IS,
THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE, HERB.
386
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:57,207
THANKS, HERB?
387
00:20:57,208 --> 00:21:00,707
DARKWING DUCK SAID
THANK YOU TO ME,
388
00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:02,707
ORDINARY OLD HERB MUDDLEFOOT?
389
00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:07,249
THAT HAS A NICE RING TO
IT, DON'T IT?
390
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,707
WAIT TILL BINKIE HEARS THIS.
391
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:11,332
SHE'LL NEVER BELIEVE...
392
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:13,624
OH! IN ALL THE EXCITEMENT,
393
00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:16,583
I HOPE SHE'S ALL RIGHT!
394
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,999
PARDON ME, MISS,
395
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,957
BUT I WAS LOOKING FOR MY...
396
00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:28,958
BINKIE?
397
00:21:28,959 --> 00:21:30,457
WHY, BINKIE,
398
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:34,832
YOU'RE PRETTIER THAN
A FOUR-CHEESE PIZZA.
399
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:36,290
OH, HERB.
400
00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:39,000
THE THINGS YOU SAY.
401
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,166
AHEM.
402
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,582
WE HAVE COMPANY.
403
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,165
MALLARD!
404
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:46,165
WHERE YOU BEEN, SPUD?
405
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:49,707
YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME,
406
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:55,708
BUT WE GOT A 13-HOUR
DRIVE AHEAD OF US.
407
00:21:56,958 --> 00:22:00,749
YOU CAN'T BEGIN TO
IMAGINE WHAT WENT ON.
408
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:04,000
IT STARTED LIKE THIS...