¶ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ¶
[scream]
¶ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ¶
¶ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ¶
¶ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ¶
¶ Camp! Lakebottom! Yeah! ¶
¶ Camp! Lakebottom! ¶
[explosion and screams]
McGEE: Dear Mom.
Sending tons of laundry home this week.
You'll need plenty of soap...
and maybe a taser.
GRETCHEN: This better be worth it, McGee.
Squirt and I need our beauty sleep.
Take it from the Prank King.
This will be the greatest prank ever pulled
on Buttsquat and his Camp Sunnysmilies.
And we're doing it - Lakebottom style!
Now remember, we don't want to set off any any -
alarms.
[alarm blasts]
MCGEE!
[gears whirring]
Eat mud, Bottom Dwellers!
Incoming!
Time to surrender, don't cha think?
I will never s -
Ah! Ahh!
You can run but you can't hide!
Over here Squirt!
Ahh!
Uh! Pee-euw!
Hey! Those are private!
GRETCHEN: Okay, okay! Huh?
We surrender already!
[sniffs]
Time for plan B!
Ahahaha!
MCGEE!
Take a good whiff, Buttsquat!
That's the sweet stink of victory for Camp Lakebottom!
UGH! We will have our revenge!
McGEE: Oh man! Squirt!
Your stinky gitch totally saved the day!
Gitchy was so brave.
Yes you were, Gitchy.
Yes you were.
That is disturbing on so many levels.
McGEE: Here we are, Camp Lakebottom.
Home sweet, creepy, monster-filled home.
[screams]
You know, Sawyer,
normal counsellors don't go around waving chainsaws!
Sorry, campers.
We've been tracking a seriously noxious stink.
I'll never get the odour out of my fur.
[loud clicking]
Der stink readings are off de scale.
Ve must decontaminate der underhosen immediately!
[sobs] GITCHY!
McGEE: Cheer up, Squirt!
Once your butt huggers are clean
you can start over and make some brand new stank.
[sobbing]
You've never washed your undies?
That's gross, even for boys.
Ode to a pair of skeevie skivvies.
A royal reek. A putrid p -
Just wash 'em already!
Might as vell do a full load vile I'm at it...
A little toxic cleanser...
[whirring]
[loud clatter]
Those are seriously tough stains.
[belch]
Uh, Squirt.
Did your underwear used to... glow?
Gitchyy! [laughs]
You're still yucky!
Gitchy?
[screaming]
The Gitch is ALIVE!
[loud roar]
And it's not alone!
[screaming]
Gitchy!
Watch out, Squirt!
Keep your crusty crotch away from my pal!
[loud roar]
Owwww!
[relieved sigh]
[grunting]
[screaming]
No! Gitchy, come home!
Gitchy!
Gitchy, where are you?
[rustling]
Ugh, ah, ahh!
Ah!
Squirt, your Gitch has totally snapped its elastic.
Gitchy would never hurt me.
Except for sometimes when it's hot out
and I get this itchy rash...
Told you I'd get revenge!
Buttsquat!
Wait'll you see your precious Camp Lakebottom
covered in toilet paper.
Nobody messes with -
[screaming]
[giggles]
[frightened panting]
How much ammo you got?
Four rounds. But it's triple ply.
We're gonna need every roll.
[screaming]
[roaring]
GITCHY!
I'm almost out.
Me too. Guess this is it -
Stop!
Gitchy! Time to come home.
Gitchy!
Watch out, Squirt!
No! Don't!
[fart]
[loud roar]
[sobbing]
I'll never wear underpants again!
[whispering] We have GOT to get those undies
back on that butt!
Uh huh... Squirt,
I think I know how to get you
back in your back huggers.
Really? You're a true pal, McGee!
BUTTSQUAT: Helllooo!
Uh, a little help here pleaasee?
Ugh!
[groans]
[Gitchy breathing heavily]
Now that Gitchy is gone,
you must be my new best friend.
McGEE: A-ha!
Gotcha Gitchy!
Now let's get'em to Rosebud!
[gasp] You said I'd get Gitchy back.
I'm sorry I used you as bait, Squirt. Honest.
[sobbing]
Look on the bright side Squirt,
your tragic loss has inspired an interpretive dance.
[¶]
[pop]
Now time to clean the mean out of Squirt's Gitch!
Ohhh! I've seen this movie.
This is the part where we're torn to shreds.
[screaming]
Are we glad to see you!
Thanks, Campers.
Zombies don't hear that enough.
We're DOOOMED! [clicking]
Don't worry.
These soaker shotskies are locked and loaded
with super concentrated detergent.
Sweet!
Now let's tear these clothes a new back flap!
[screams]
Hm... [screams]
[gasps]
OPEN FIRE!
Take my hand!
[slow-motion voice] Nooooooooo!
Never saw that one coming.
[screech]
Ugh, maybe we can to talk about this
over a cup of fabric softener?
You want a piece of me?
Then try a little static electricity!
CHARGE!
[loud boom]
[cheering]
Nice.
[gasp] The Gitch is gone!
And so is Squirt!
He must have slipped out during intermission!
That Gitch is going down.
Don't worry Gitchy.
We'll run away where no one can find us little buddy!
But first I gotta tinkle.
I can't let you do that, Squirt!
You can't tell me when I can and can't tinkle -
Ex-friend!
Not that.
THAT!
[loud roar]
Hiiee! Ha!
[screams]
Ah! Ah! Oh!
Gitch wedgie!
[growling]
Ow!
No more Mr. Nice Butt!
[cocks gun]
Okay, I know this looks bad.
But we really do want to help you.
It's not Gitchy's fault, McGee.
You're trying to wash away years
of beautiful, stain-filled memories.
[farting]
[laughs]
[farting]
[screaming]
[farting]
[farts]
[cocks gun]
REVENGE!
Noooo!
Gitchy! [sobs]
[sobbing]
He gave up a lifetime of stains...
For you, McGee.
Maybe not.
I wouldn't do this for just anyone, squirt.
[inhales]
[gasp]
[cracking]
[laughs]
Who's the Prank King now?
My two best pals. Gone!
[laughs]
Helloooo.
Triumphant mocking happening here.
[exhales sharply]
[gasp] McGee!
And Gitchy!
[laughs]
[screams]
[splash]
Gitchy!
You know, the smell kinda grows on ya.
Okay guys, let's put McGee out of our misery!
[cocking guns]
[splat]
[gurgling noise]
[evil laughter]
McGEE: Dear Mom.
They say camp changes you.
It's sure gone to my buddy, Squirt's head!
ALL HAIL leeches!
One thousand three! One thousand four!
You call that a push-up?
Zombies go till their arms fall off!
See?
Ugh I can't even FEEL my arms.
Ah, It's not so bad.
Right, Squirt?
Right, McGee!
Ahem!
Hey everybody!
Check out my awesome back flip.
Ugh.
Waah!
[screaming]
[loud laughter]
Not funny!
Pour on the speed, buddy!
Sure thing, McGee!
Whoa-ugh!
Ugh!
Hello, you cute little leechies.
Coochie, coochie coockie!
Huh?
[gurgling]
[gasp]
[tiny popping noises]
Hmph.
[screams]
[¶]
[evil laughter]
[thunderclap]
Can't help noticing you've been getting Squirt
to do all your hard work lately.
And I can't help noticing we need a new speedboat.
Let's go, Squirt.
Time for you to powerwash the cabin.
Slick new hair-do, Squirt.
Thanks Gretch!
I will rule the world.
Well it doesn't look THAT good.
Hey everybody, check out my awesome backhand.
Huh?
Ugh! Ooh, ahh!
[loud laughter]
[grunts]
Now hear this.
As the son of the owner of Camp Sunnysmiles,
I hereby declare all gum is banned!
BANNNNNED!
[screams and cries]
I don't even like gum.
But now I want it BAAAD!
Uh, hey sis.
Why'ya' chewing old gum off my bunk?
You gotta help me, baby brub brub!
Buttsquat banned gum at Camp Sunnysmiles!
That's harsh. Even for Buttsquat.
I can't stand to see my sister suffer like -
I can!
Out of the way, McGee!
Your sister and I have business.
Tell you what, Suzi.
I'll trade you this fresh, mouth-watering gum
for your Sunny Smile Pageant Crown!
NEVER!
Uhhhh...
[screams] Okay, gimmie that!
[contented groan]
Sweet, chewy bliss...
[heavenly music]
[record scratches]
Give me that!
It seems pathetic humans will do anything
for this chewable matter.
Yeah...
And that's how I'm gonna get a new speedboat!
Squirt, we're going into the gum business!
Indeed.
[evil laugh]
ARMAND: This bubblegum comic will be my masterpiece.
Now, how do you spell...
[raspberry noise]
Der gum needs another sack of sugar.
You heard Rosebud.
More sugar.
Sure thing, McGee!
No! Pathetic human!
What makes you think I will do your bidding?
Fine. I'll get the sugar.
[whistling]
Stop! That's salt, you fool!
Remove it from my sight!
I'll get the sugar myself!
[whirring]
[gurgling]
Wow!
This gum is unbelievable!
Now all we have to do is trade it
for Camp Sunnysmile's speedboat!
You needn't bother your pea brain, human.
My gum. My trade.
There's something different about you, Squirt.
Perhaps a new cologne?
Leeches shall rule the earth!
Ohh I hope they sell it by the bucket!
[chuckles]
[grunting]
WAIT, how come I'm pulling the wagon?
Oh sorry McGee!
Get used to manual labour, human.
There's a new big brain at Lakebottom!
You know, this new you suits you, Squirt.
Doesn't suit me.
Hey brub, brub!
I presume you have the merchandise?
Yeah! Yeah! We brought the rocket boat.
[heavenly music]
[evil laughter]
Excellent!
With this I will make the world bow before me.
Before or after we go waterskiing?
Waterskiing's for losers!
[loud cheering]
[evil laughter]
[loud clatter]
Now that I have the rocket boat,
you humans are no longer useful.
Is it me or does Squirt
have a totally evil leech attached to his head?
Ya think?
[loud whirring]
Step away from the gum and disperse!
My serve, McGee!
Gretch.
Why don't you show Buttsquat how you won the Judo Jamboree?
Hiiiiy-y-y-yaaaaahhhhh!
[screams]
It's not over yet, McGeeeeeee!
Okay!
Let's go rescue my rocket boat from that slimy slug!
Ahem?
I mean, let's go rescue SQUIRT from that slimy slug!
[evil laughter]
Pull!
Pull, my monster minions!
The leech empire commands you!
Yes, my squishy leech overlord...
Haha! Yessss!
Now my rocket boat is a boat rocket!
And with it I shall drop leeches
onto every pathetic human in the world.
Then I will rule the planet!
All hail leeches!
He turned my boatrocket into a rocketboat?
That's totally cool.
But also evil.
That's what you're getting from this?
Eh, Pretty much.
PULL MY MONSTER MINIONS!
THE LEECH EMPIRE COMMANDS YOU!
Gaah!
[hissing]
So leeches hate salt?
Perfect.
Here's the plan...
One of us fills the rocket with salt
so when the leeches slither onboard, it dries them up!
The other one creates a distraction.
Like what?
Like this!
Hey slime brain, over here!
I want my buddy back!
Ahaha!
Whoa!
Probably should have practiced that move.
You'll have eternity to practice now that you're caught
in my impenetrable, bubble gum trap!
[evil laugh]
All hail leeches!
[grunting]
That's what you get
for challenging the brain sucking powers of LEECHES!
And once we've latched onto every head in the world,
we shall be the boss of everyone!
Astroleeches!
Slither forth and the world will be ours!
[evil laugh]
Nothing can stop us now.
BUTTSQUAT: I'm baaack!
Except maybe Buttsquat
and a helicopter with a tennis ball gun.
McGee, I'm gonna chew up your gum factory
and spit it out!
[loud scream]
This wasn't part of the plan!
Okay, new plan!
Too late, Buttsquat!
Our whole gum supply is on that rocket,
heading straight for Camp Sunnysmiles!
Not on my watch!
Huh?
Sorry Gretch! This will totally work!
I think.
[screams]
Ugh! Ah! Ahh!
Yes, my leeches!
Blegh!
What's this?
It's snowing SALT?
AH! COME ON!
I'm...drying out...
LEECH BRAIN SHRINKING...
We will have REVENGE!
[gasp]
One last bubble to burst!
[evil laugh]
Ah!
I've gotcha Gretch!
BUTTSQUAT: Revenge!
What happened, guys?
Oh we just saved the camp,
saved the world and saved my bestest buddy!
But we still don't have a speed boat...
Hmmm...
Who needs a speedboat...
when you've got the world's biggest supply of used gum?
[laughter]
Wha!!!
Should have thought that through...