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附近的所有单位注意！默里路1433号！ All units in the vicinity！1433 Murray drive！
我方一名警察被击倒了！枪击！ 枪击！ We have an officer down! shots fired! shots fired!
附近所有单位，请报告！默里路1433号！ All units in the vicinity, please report!1433 Murray drive!
警察! Sheriff's department！
Hey!——[啪]
哦，我去。surprise。。。。 Oh, god. surprise.
我方一名警察被击倒了，默里路1433号。 We've got an officer down.1433 Murray drive.
这次真的击倒了一名警察。 We've got an officer down.
（雷诺最好的）
Oh ho, oh, ho-ho!
Aggghhhh!
就是这样。lal-la, yeah.. Here you go... lal-la, yeah...
2-3, 收到, 收到! 2-3, roger, roger!
发生枪击！ Shots fired!
Oh-ho-ho!
Okay,注意一下，注意一下。早会开始了。 Okay, heads up, heads up.
我们收到 沃尔玛 的来电。 We got a call from the Wal-Mart.
那个, 那个, 喜欢摸和抱他们时装模特的墨西哥绅士又回来了 The, uh, Mexican gentleman who likes to touch and hug Their mannequin's is back.
Garcia, 我希望你可以巡逻一下. Garcia, i was hoping you could do a drive-by.
No problemo 当然没问题。 [注：西班牙语，也是墨西哥的官方语言]
Muchas gracias. 非常感谢，先生。 [西班牙语]
谁把上面写着“让它合法”的贴纸贴到了更衣室？ Who put up the sticker in the locker room, that says, "legalize it"?
上面还有一片小叶子，大麻的小叶子，写着"让它合法化"。 It's got a little leaf, a little marijuana leaf, and it says "legalize it".
我不明白你为什么看着我？ I don't know why you're looking at me.
我没有看着你，我看着这里。 I'm not looking at you. I'm looking here.
我在脑子里想着你，我看的是这里。 I'm thinking at you. I'm looking at here.
我爱雷诺。 I love reno
我在这里扎根了。 I've got roots here.
从我所有的活动来看，我在这里很受欢迎。 I'm very popular here, from all my dealings.
我参加了很多房车展览。所有那些露营车展览，他们总是给我打电话。 I've done a lot of r.v. shows.all the camper shows, they always call me.
事实证明，我是这里最漂亮的女人之一。 As it turns out, i am one of the better looking women here,
所以我每天的安排都满满的。 So my dance card is full all the time.
我当警察最喜欢的事是 My favorite thing about being a cop
可以扇男人耳光。 Is that i get to slap men around.
哈！我超喜欢的。 Ha! i love it.
你知道我什么意思，你只需要抓住他们的衣领然后 You know what i'm saying? you just grab 'em up in the collar, and...
[啪！啪！啪啪！]
住手！以法律的名义！ Stop, in the name of the law!
Hey, 你, 过来！以法律的名义！ Hey, you, come here, in the name of the law!
你懂我意思了吧? You know what i'm saying?
我喜欢那个无论说完什么都要加一句“你懂我什么意思了吧”的人。 I love someone that has to say, "you know what i'm saying" after everything she says.
因为其实我根本不知道她什么意思，我也不在乎。 Because quite honestly, no, i don't know what she's saying, nor do i care.
氛围有点紧张的， There is some racial Tension
在我们这个警队。 On the squad.
但是我认为,这是正常的. And i mean, i think it's normal.
还有，我认为，不幸的是， 这一切都源于一个人。 But i think, unfortunately, it all stems from one guy.
Garcia警员。 From officer Garcia.
同时我觉得这个可怜的家伙，他控制不住自己 ，他是墨西哥人。 And i mean, the poor guy can't help it, he's Mexican.
额，我想说在开玩笑的前提下，没事的。 Uh, i would say in the context of a joke, it's okay.
我的意思是，我我看了b.e.t.。 I mean, i watch the b.e.t. （注：b.e.t. 一个专门播放黑人娱乐节目的美国电视网络）
不管怎样，那些家伙都用它。。。 Whatever, them fellas use it all...
他们像扔沙拉一样简单。 They toss it around like salad.
所有你在说，在开玩笑的前提下 So you're saying, that in the context of a joke,
用n那个词是没事的。 It is okay to use the n-word.
是，别紧张。 Yeah, to loosen somebody up.
放松一点，简单点。 Y'know, loosen up... a little brevity.
No.
你想让我检查我们的宽容政策吗？ You want me to check our tolerance policy?
答案是：不行，一点都不行。 The answer is: no, it is not okay.
Dangle,如果我想，如果我想 Dangle, if i could, if i could,
我不会用的，但是如果我想用的话，可以吗？ I don't use it, but if i wanted to, could i?
当然，我认为是会这样做。 Yeah, i think i should.
如果有人说， What if someone says,
什么……哪个nigger拿走了最后一个甜甜圈？ What... which nigger took the last donut?
那是非常不合适的。 That's wildly inappropriate.
我正在服药。。。 I take medication...
医生开的药。 Doctor prescribed.
医生开的药，用于治疗多种听觉障碍…… Doctor prescribed medication, for several audit...
我有听觉障碍 I have an auditory disorder,
这让我在人和灯光周围时会有点小紧张 Which makes me a little bit nervous around people and lights.
我们接到了一个扰乱公共秩序的报警电话， We've got a disturbing the peace call，
在一家理发店。 In front of a haircutting place.
白人男性，可能是街头表演者。 Male Caucasian, possible street performer.
他已经骚扰顾客一个星期了。 He's been accosting customers all week.
我们接到了四个电话。 We've got four calls.
他一直在扰乱公共秩序。 He's been disturbing the peace.
所以我们要看看这里发生了什么。 So we're gonna see what we've got here.
好的，谢谢您，先生。 Well, thank you, sir.
这应该会很有趣。 This should be good.
先生您今天过的怎么样？ How're you doing today, sir?
不错哈。 Good.
我需要查看一个许可证， I'm gonna need to see some sort of a license,
街头表演者许可证 A street performer's license
好的。你会说英语，对吧？ good. you speak English, right?
先生，一个真正的许可证可以吗？ A real license, sir?
真棒啊。 That's pretty good.
行了吧，先生，我不想再看到任何虚假的东西了。 Well, sir, i don't need to see a fake anything.
我要看到一个真实的 I need to see a real
表演的，街头表演的许可证。 Performer's street performer's license.
它变大了！ It's gettin' bigger!
是的，我能看的到，jones。 Yeah, i can see that, jones.
好了，先生. Okay, sir.
你可以给我看一下，嗯.... Can you show me, uh...
很重，很重对吧？ Heavy, heavy?
我现在要看到一个许可证，先生。 I need to see a license, sir.
够了，我不想... No, i don't...
Whoa!
Hey!
Whoa!
先生，请不要再这样了，我要看到...Jones! Sir, please don't... i need to see... Jones!
超有趣的。 That's pretty funny.
有趣。JONES，我可以请你不要再鼓励 That's funny. JONES, can i ask you not to
这位先生了，好嘛？ encourage this gentleman, okay?
怎么了？ What?
因为我正在试图确定一些信息， Because i'm trying to ascertain some information,
但你不是在确认。。 But you just ascertained。。
对我正在确认... And i'm trying to...
Okay.
不好意思，先生，请你... Excuse me, sir you do...
他在模仿你。 He's doing you.
什么？先生，你是在模仿我吗？ Excuse me, sir, are you doing me?
对！ Yeah！
先生，我快忍无可忍了，现在。 Sir, i am at my wit's end, here.
他跟上你了！ He's got you!
你在取笑我是吧，先生？ Are you making fun of me, sir?
他又跟上了！ He's got it!
请不要再对我做这样的动作了，先生！ Please do not do that to me, sir!
Oh!
别这样！ Cut it out there！
Oh, yeah!
去睡觉吧,你这个默剧演员! Go to sleep, little mime!
你现在说英语了！ You're speaking English now!
去睡觉吧！ Go to sleep！
好的，谢谢你。 Yeah, thank you.
我感觉我带来了真正的生活乐趣 I feel i bring a real joie de vivre （注，joie de vivre，法语短句，常用来描述对生活的热情和享受）
对执法部门来说。 To law enforcement.
比如， For example,
我的制服。我不穿 规定的制服。 My uniform. i do not wear the regulation uniform.
我穿这些短裤，看。 I wear these shorts, here.
实际上我要说服警局， And i actually had to lobby the sheriff's department,
允许我这样穿。 To get permission to wear these.
我的观点是这样的， But my argument was,
你看，我每天都到街上去。 Hey, i'm out there in the streets every day.
我要像猎豹一样的迅捷。 I've gotta be able to move like a cheetah.
可以说是执法界的猎豹。 Like a law enforcement cheetah.
请出示一下你的驾驶证，可以吗？ Can i see your driver's license, please?
请你从车里出来好吗？ Would you mind stepping out of the vehicle?
好的，先生。 Yes, sir.
有问题吗，警官？ Is there a problem, officer?
嗯，对，有一点点小问题。 Well, yeah, there's a little bit of a problem.
这上面说你有158磅。 This here says you weigh 158 pounds.
哦！ Oh!
嗯，不是不是。 Uh, no, no.
那都是三年前了。 That was about 3 years ago.
我已经瘦到了，大概，130，应该是135磅吧。 I'm down to, like, 130, maybe 135 today.
我大概有，一个星期吧，没有跑过步了。 I haven't been running in, like, a week.
行，主要是因为，我... 我的意思是，我的天，你就像一尊雕塑。 Yeah, just 'cause, my... i mean, jeez, you're like a sculpture.
我是说，你好棒哦。 I mean, it's incredible.
哈，好吧，谢谢，我是给私人教练。 Well, yeah, thanks, i'm a personal trainer.
真的吗？啧啧啧。 Really? wow.
对，这就是我的工作。 Yeah, i do ir for a living.
喔，你是...哇哦，怪不得呢。 Oh, you do... wow, no wonder.
所以，就是这样，就是这样... So you're like, you're like...
我不做软弱无力的俯卧撑， I don't do grandma push-ups,
但是也不是特别标准哎。 But they're not that good, either,yeah。
让我看看，我看看你做的怎么样。 Let me see, let me see what you got.
一个。 There's one.
俯卧撑做的不错，不错。 That's a great push-up. that's a great push-up.
我来给你指出你做的四个错误点，好吧？ But let me show you four things you're doing wrong, all right?
现在，你看，这个。。。你的屁股太高了。 Now, see, this... your ass is too high.
Ow!
Yeah, oh, yeah.
你感受到了吗？ Do you feel that？
是的，我感受到了。警察到下咯。 Yeah, i do. officer down.
你以前拿过枪吗？ Did you ever hold a gun before?
如果你想，可以让你拿一会儿~ You can hold it for one second if you want.
我可以这样做吗？ I'm allowed to do this?
额，其实不可以的，不行 Well, not really, no.
但是你知道，你可能，你懂哦， But you know, you may, you know,
你可以拿一小会儿。 For a second, you can.
Whoa! wow！
真的好实在啊。 That's really heavy.
所以，嗯，你要让我... So, uh, you gonna let me...
我要支付这罚单吗？ Should i pay this ticket?
哦，你刚刚...你刚刚在干什么？ Nah, you were doing... what were you doing?
可能1.5美元吧？ About a buck-five?
我猜你要走了。 So i guess you should go.
对，我该走了。 I should probably go, yeah.
我是说，你在执勤。你开着警车呢。 I mean, you're on duty. you've got the cop car.
我在执勤，我在做我的工作。 I'm on duty, i'm doing my thing.
我有钥匙和其他东西，钥匙和所有东西。 I've got keys and stuff, keys and everything.
我真的要走了。 I should really go and a...
No.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
Hey. hey.
All right then.
Okay, okay.
在警队里的女性必须相处融洽。 The women on the force got to get along.
因为，我们是少数群体， I mean, we are the minorities,
所以，你懂啦，我要团结一致。 So, you know, we've got to stick together.
姐妹情谊，女孩力量。 Sisterhood, girl power.
诸如此类的事情。 All that jazz.
Raineesha Williams是个大嘴巴， Raineesha Williams is a loud-mouth,
暗箭伤人... Back-stabbing...
犹太人。我想说犹太人,她不是那么... Jew. i wanna say jew, she's not...
我不认为她是... I don't think she's...
实际上，我觉得她是众所周知的天主教徒, I think she's very, in fact, openly catholic,
我对此也是保持怀疑态度的。 Which i have a problem with, too.
其实，我在来这里工作之前有一个座右铭， You know, i had a saying before i came to work here,
那就是女权主义就是一坨*. And that was that feminism is bull... [bleep].
但是， But,
我在这些独特的女士们身上，感受到了姐妹情谊。 I feel really a sisterhood, with these special, special ladies.
Johnson 警官是个*女。 Officer Johnson is a whore.
对不起，对不起，那简直太... I'm sorry, i'm sorry. it was just a...
看到他们让我感到非常意外。 It just took me by surprise to see them.
我知道那很难受。 I know it's hard.
我知道你受到了心理创伤。 I know you've been traumatized.
我知道最近几天对你来说很艰难。 I know it's been a rough couple of days.
那真是太可怕了。 It was frightening.
我懂，我理解。 I understand. i understand.
今天就是要找出， Today's the day we're gonna catch,
那个， The ,
对你做了这些事情的坏人， Monster that did this to you,
我们会把他关进监狱，好吗？ And we're gonna put him behind bars, all right?
所以我需要你全力配合。 So i need your full cooperation.
好的，但是不能让他们看到我。 Okay, but th-th-they can't see me.
好，他们看不到的。 No, they can't.
他们看不到你。 They cannot see you.
你可以看到他们，理解吗？ You can see them, all right?
放心，你的身份不会被揭露的。 Rest assured you will not be identified.
行。 Okay.
好的。 Okay.
我有点怕！ Dear god!
没事的，一点事都没有。 It's okay. it's all right.
你准备好了吗？ You ready to do this?
是的，准备好了。 Yeah. okay.
三号，请你向前一步，读一下卡片的内容。 Number three, can you please step forward, read from the card.
把你的脏手从我身上拿开，你他*的。 Get your goddamned hands off me, you [bleep].
不错。 Very nice.
所有嫌疑人请给我一个侧面轮廓好吗？ Can all the suspects please give me a profile?
可以让她们跳一下吗？ Can they bounced.
有很多动作的。 There was a lot of movement.
当事情发生时，其实有很多动作。 When it was happening, there was a lot of movement.
就让她们跳一下吧。 If they could just bounce.
所有嫌疑人向上跳一下可以吗？ 就这些。 Can all the suspects jump up in the air one time? that's it.
哦，我擦。 Oh, Jesus.
你只能看到这些了。出于良心，我不能让她们再做一遍。 That's all you're gonna get. in good conscience, i can't have them do that again.
所有的嫌疑人请转身面向墙壁， Can all the suspects please turn around, face the wall,
保持住，直到我告诉你们转回来。 And hold, until i tell you otherwise?
手要撑在墙上。 Hands up against the wall.
请所有人把手放到墙上。 Can everyone please put your hands up against the wall。
哦，卧槽，哦，卧槽。 Oh, god, oh, god.
好了。 Okay.
谢谢你们，你们现在可以转回来了。 Thank you, you can all turn around, now.
非常感谢。 Thanks so much.
嗯... Um...
你可以... Can you...
你可以再带四个进来吗？ Can you bring in four more?
她在那里。 There she is.
噢，她在那。 Oh, there she is.
你觉得今天是什么情况？JONES，你有什么想法吗？ What do you think it is today? JONES, you got any ideas?
没有呀，你有嘛？ Nope, do you?
额，我也没有哎。 Oh, hell no.
我们开始咯。 Here we go.
让我们开始吧。 Here we go.
行吧。 All right.
她正在哭。 She's crying.
Hey, tee-tee. （注：tee-tee，非正式称呼，类似于称呼某人为"伙计"或"朋友"，但带有一定的戏谑或亲昵的语气。）
你怎么了，tee-tee? How are you, tee-tee? （注：tee-tee，非正式称呼，类似于称呼某人为"伙计"或"朋友"，但带有一定的戏谑或亲昵的语气。）
发生什么啦？ What's going on?
现在冷静一下。 Calm down, now.
你为什么这么烦恼呢？ Why are you so upset?
有两个！ There was two of 'em!
两个什么，两个什么啊，tee-tee? Two what, two what, tee-tee?
他们是小矮人！ They was midgets!
不过，我并不害怕。 I wasn't scared, though.
我不害怕，我在这里挑战了它。 I wasn't scared, i took it right here.
好，好。 Okay. okay.
好，行，为什么... Okay, well, why...
喂！ Hey!
你为什么跟小矮人打了起来呢，tee-tee? Why were you in conflict with the midgets, tee-tee?
你也踩了它是吗？ You stomped on it, too?
放他们一马呗。 Just leave them alone.
嘿，我不想忍受那些。 Boy, i ain't got to take that,
我不想忍受那些。 I ain't got to take that.
好的。 Okay.
发生什么事了？ What's up?
嗨，你好吗？ Hey, how you doing?
还行，我还行。谢谢你哈... i'm doing, i'mdoing all right. thank you...
见到你太好了。 It's good to see.
见到你也是，小宝贝。 You, too, sweetheart.
见到你太好了。 It's good to see you.
好，好的。 Yeah, all right. good, good...
Hey! tee-tee!
我们的警棍被夺走了. We've got a stick down.
Tee-tee's夺走了我的警棍. Tee-tee's got my stick.
我们的警棍被tee-tee's夺走了。 We've got a stick down here tee-tee.
Tee-tee，你刚刚偷走了我的警棍。 Tee-tee, you just stole my stick.
把警棍还回来，tee-tee。 Give that stick back, tee-tee.
好的吧。 Okay.
我可以请你把警棍还给我吗？ May i please have my stick back?
不要摆拍照姿势。 Don't pose for pictures.
Tee-tee.
听话吧，姑娘。 Come on now, girl.
喔！ Oh!
别，我们要上了！ No, here we go!
不行！ No！
不行哦，tee-tee。 No, tee-tee.
我抓住你了，宝贝。 I've got you, sweetheart.
算了，让她走。 No, let her go.
不行！不行！ No! no!
No! 不行！
有规定说，嗯，我们不准在警队里谈恋爱。 They say that, uh, we are not supposed to date on the force.
哼，我认为这个规则很傻*， Well, i just think that's a stupid rule,
规则就是用来被打破的。 And i think rules were made to be broken.
每个人在性方面都应该同样自由， And i think everyone should be as free with their sexuality,
应该让开放到让所有人都可以展示最真实的自己。 And as open as they wanna be with as many people as they possibly can.
毕竟人就这一辈子，不是吗？ Because you only go around once in this world, all right?
就像你洗澡一样正常， As long as you take a shower,
这有什么问题吗。 I don't see what the big deal is.
Clemmy, clemmy, clemmy, 那是个真正的女人。 Clemmy, clemmy, clemmy, now that is one woman.
她很漂亮。 Sh-she's beautiful.
她又热心，三观又正。 She's got a great heart, a great soul.
嗯，还有一头秀发。 Uh, beautiful hair.
那头发就像...她头发就像蒲公英一样美好。 It's like the hair... her hair's like dandelion.
就是，你会有种感觉，只要你吹一下， Y'know, you feel like if you blew on it,
都会跟着飞起来。 Like a lot of it would go away.
Jones 警官。 Officer jones.
我们有过一段往事。 We had a thing going on.
曾经在一起过， We was together,
然后，我们分手这件事让他很难过。 And, you know, and i think us breaking up was hard on him.
你看，他心肠多好。 You know, he took that kinda hard.
我觉得稍微伤害他的心了。 And i think it kinda broke his heart a little bit.
嗨。 Hey.
我只是在 I was just uh...
寻找jones警官。 Looking for officer jones.
这个地盘是他来负责的。 This is kind of his stomping ground.
你看到他了吗？ Have you seen him?
他是个又高又帅的黑小伙。 He's a big, good-looking black guy.
中尉，嗨。 Lieutenant, hey.
嗨。 Hey.
额嗯，大家好啊。 Uh... how y'all...
我只是例行巡逻。 I was just checking on everything.
吃甜甜圈吗？ Donut?
我不用，谢谢了。 I'm all right, thank you.
哦，我*。 Oh, [bleep]
哦，我他*。 Oh, [bleep] me.
你刚刚看到有人骑自行车了吗？ Did you see somebody with a bicycle?
一个人和一个自行车。 A guy with a bike?
没有任何人骑自行车吗？ Somebody, anybody with a bicycle?
上面有警局两个字。 It says, police on it.
擦，酸萝卜别吃。 Oh, son of a bitch.
酸萝卜别吃。 Son of a bitch!
先生，你看到有人骑自行车了吗？ Sir, did you see someone with a bicycle
上面写着警局的？ That says police on it?
没有吗？ No?
哦，我*。 Oh, [bleep].
哦，我他*。 Oh, [bleep] me.
他*的 [bleep]
站住！ Stop!
哦，我他*。 Oh, [bleep] me.
哦，我的老天爷来。 Oh, Christ.
喔，她脸好红啊。 Wow. she's really red in the face.
稍等，稍等。 Hold, on. hold, on.
哎，哎，哎，冷静一下。 Hey, hey, hey... calm down.
别打车啊！ Don't hit the car.
你刚刚看到什么了？ What have you got?
我刚刚看到了一个变态就在那边. I've got me a pervert over there.
他在哪里啊，女士？ Where is he, ma'am?
快点的吧，我等20分钟了都！ Come on, i waited 20 minutes！
他在哪啊? Where is he?
跑到他*的那里去了！ Move into [bleep] there!
他在哪里啊，女士？ Where is he, ma'am?
他就在... He's over...
哎，哎，冷静！ Hey, hey, calm down!
先回到屋里去，穿上衣服， Go back inside, put some clothes on,
然后待在那里别动！ And stay right there!
我交的税都给你们买甜甜圈吃了吗！ My taxes pay for your donuts!
快他*的抓住他，狗*的。 [bleep] get him, mother-[bleep]!
先生？ Sir?
举起手来，先生。 Put your hands up, sir.
你们好吗？ How y'all boys doing?
把你的手举起来！ Put your hands up!
哦，*。 Oh, god.
Dangle中尉和我有着一个特别的关系。 Lieutenant dangle and i have a very special relationship.
就好像我们是兄妹。 It's like we're brother and sister.
但是德国骨科。 But like a brother and sister who have sex.
额，Weigel? Uh, Weigel?
甚至都不能说是two-bagger，而是three-bagger. Not even a two-bagger, a three-bagger. （注：two-bagger形容人的外貌丑陋，需要一个袋子盖脸，一个袋子盖身体。）
一个袋子盖她的脸，一个袋子盖你的脸， A bag for her face, a bag for your face,
一个袋子，神啊原谅我， 给任何一个想从窗户偷看的人。 A bag for anybody, god forbid, that may be peeking in the window.
她不是... She`s not...
他们不会想在看到... They will never want to see...
那样说不太合适。 That's not very nice to say.
她是一个长得很不幸的女人。 She's an unfortunate-looking woman.
好了，现在是八点钟。 All right, it is 0-800 hours. （注：0800 hours一般指军事时间，对应24小时制的上午8点。应该是地理位置原因与当地时间不符。）
我们正在巡逻车里巡逻， And we are riding in the roller,
系上你的安全带，伙计， And buckle your safety belt, people,
因为你正在雷诺警车的副驾驶。 Because you are riding shotgun with the reno sheriff's department. （注："shotgun"在这里是英语中的一个俗语，指的是坐在汽车副驾驶座位上的人。）
当然，你不只是字面上的坐在副驾， Of course, you're not literally riding shotgun,
Trudy Weigel 你是还是我的副手。 Trudy Weigel's riding shotgun. （注："riding shotgun"也可以指在执行任务时提供帮助或支持的人。）
哎呀，用不了多长时间， But, uh, in no time at all,
这片区域就会变成罪犯的温床。 This area's a hotbed of crime.
我们这里有...我们有谋杀， We've got... we get murders out here,
有强奸犯，还有可卡因，有冰毒（甲基苯丙胺）。 We get rapists, we get crack, methamphetamine.
分尸。 Dismemberments.
你有没有听说过，有... Have you ever heard, there's a, um...
有个办法可以让女性人工授精。 There's a way that women can be inseminated artificially?
她不必跟另一半在一起 ， Like she doesn't even have to have sex with the other person,
但她可以仅仅通过人工授精，就像... But she can just be inseminated, like, a...
这不是试管婴儿，它就像一个真正的婴儿... It's not a test tube baby, it's like a real baby...
一个人...假如她想要怀孕， A guy... say she wants to get pregnant,
然后有个男人基因很好... And he has good genes...
我只是好奇你以前有没有听过那些？ I was just wondering if you'd ever heard of that?
他们用德语训练了这条傻狗， They trained the damn dogs in German,
但是我不会说德语， But i don't speak German,
所以它根本听不懂我要让他干什么。 So he don't do nothing that i tell him to do.
Foss! （注:德语，有可能他发音不标准）
没用。 Nothing.
那是告诉它开始攻击。 That's supposed to make him attack.
你要说“pakken” You've got "pakken".
你要说... 噢！*他*的 You've got... oh, [bleep] damn it!
啊，行了，行了，行了，行了！ Ah, okay, okay, okay, okay!
行了！ Okay!
你要... You got a...
对不起，对不起。 I'm sorry, i'm sorry.
要说"pardon". You've got pardon.
看来不行，那是法语。 No, that's French.
要说..."protesta" You've got... "protesta".
我是一名非抗议者 Ich eine un protesta. (注：本句是德语)
可以稍微帮我挣脱一下吗？ Could i get a little help out here?
跟你说... You know...
我在收集宝宝的衣服， I collect baby clothes,
打折的时候买的。 That i buy on sale.
以防万一嘛。 Just in case.
你收集宝宝的衣服？ You collect baby clothes?
是呀。 Yeah.
哦，我* Oh, god.
哎呀，我这。 Oh, man.
哦，我去，我撞到那个家伙了。 Oh, god, i hit that guy.
哦，我这。 Oh, man.
哦，这下好了，什么都没干光犯罪了。 Oh, great. only crime all day.
对不起啊，先生。 Sir, i am so sorry.
我当时正在看我的...先生！ I was looking at my... sir!
先生，对不起啊！先生！对！不！起！ Sir, i'm sorry. sir, i'm sorry.
先生，我们要互相确认一下情况... Sir, we gotta exchange informa...
擦，怎么回事。 Oh, man.
为什么他直接就跑了？这应该全是我的责任啊。 Why is he running?that was totally my fault.
这百分百是我的... That was just 100% my...
我勒个去。 Oh my god.
这是大麻! That's marijuana!
还是好货！哦，我擦，哦，我去！ Good stuff, too! oh, man! oh, my god!
知道了吧！非常好，我们在雷诺就是这么做的！ All right! yeah, that's how we do it in reno!
芜-湖湖湖湖！ Woo-hoo!
我们又接到了jackie和女孩们的电话。 We got a call on jackie and the girls again.
给他们打个灯。 Shine a light on them.
对喽，确实，她在那。 Yes, indeed, there she goes.
今天晚上过的怎么样啊，jackie? How're we doing tonight, jackie?
嗨！ Hey!
你们...你们好... How are...how are you...
好像不知道怎么来保护我的安全。 In keep my safe.
很好啊。很高兴见到你。 good. good to see you.
不准碰！那是我的货！ Don't touch! that's my stuff!
刚刚很危险好吧，差点扭到我的脚。 It's just dangerous. I don't wanna twist an ankle.
我听说你今晚在做推销。你刚刚有在做推销吗？ I heard you've been advertising tonight. have you been advertising?
是呀~ Yes.
没有，我... No, i...
你刚刚看了它们一会， It's just been a while since you've seen them,
所以我想我应该给你一个免费的东西。 So i thought I'd give you a freebie.
但是它不是免费的！ But it's not free!
价值1美元！ It costs a buck!
快付钱！ Give me that all!
听着，我们不想看到它们的，好吗？ Look, we don't wanna see them, okay?
请穿好你的内衣，不管是不是内衣。 Just keep them under your drawers, or whatever.
我只是想保持真实而已。 I'm just keeping it real.
这个泡菜有问题吗？Jackie? What's with the pickles there, Jackie?
你在干什么,Jackie. No, Jackie.
这...是个秘密。 These...are secret.
一般人不不告诉他。 These are a secret.
这个不好喝。 That's not good.
是的，你刚刚弄到我眼睛里了。 Yeah, you got me in the eye, there.
他们卖给我的是劣质果汁。 Somebody sold me a bum juice.
行吧。 All right.
你好啊，女士们。 Hello, ladies.
今晚过的怎怎么样啊，女士们？ How're we doing tonight, ladies?
需要我们的帮助吗？ Can we help you tonight?
Whoa.
Dangle.中尉你在这做什么？ Dangle. lieutenant.
Garcia.
嗨。 Hey.
中尉你... Lieutenant.
怎么了？ Yeah?
今晚由我来整治邪恶。 I'm working vice tonight.
你需要支援么？ Do you need backup?
不不不不，不用的。 No, no, no, no, no, no.
我在卧底。 I'm deep cover.
我得到了很多线索。 I'm getting a lot of leads.
我们可以给你打掩护。 We can back you up.
不不不，真的不用。 No, no, no, i'm good.
我在卧底，已经掌握了很多线索了。 I'm in deep cover,i've got a lot of leads.
还要继续努力。 Carry on.
他星期五不是休息吗？ Doesn't he have Friday off?
他在整治邪恶。 He's working vice.
是呀，但是他周五是休息的。 Yeah, but he's got Friday off.
嗯，现在是20点钟。 Okay, it is 20-hundred hours. （注：在军事时间中，“20-hundred hours” 指的是晚上8点。）
我们已经接收到联邦法官的命令 And we have been ordered by a federal judge （注：这种表达方式在军队和某些专业领域中常用，其中一天的24小时被分为“hundred hours”。）
要销毁这大概60磅的 To destroy the 60-something pounds
没收的大麻， Of confiscated marijuana,
让我们来销毁它吧。 And destroy it we shall.
今天是个好日子，gang，真是个好日子哈。 Good day, gang, good day.
拆开这袋子，行了。 Unseal the bag, all right.
传过去咯。 Pass it around.
八袋大麻在火上。 Eight bags of pot on the fire. （注：“pot”通常指的是大麻，而“on the fire”意味着正在销毁或使用这些大麻）
有人想要来个棉花糖夹心饼干吗？ Does anyone want a s'more? （注："s'more"是一种美式甜点，通常由烤棉花糖和巧克力夹在两块全麦饼干之间制成。）
小老哥！小老哥！！ Go dangle! go dangle! （注：dangle是弹吉他的警长，这句话是在以一种幽默的方式呼唤他。）
小老哥！ Go dangle!
放这里吧。 Keep it here.
Woo!
真棒呐。 All right.
兄弟们，我好喜欢当警察。 Man, i love being a cop.
你为什么要这么对我？ You gonna do this to me?
我要... I am...
哦！ Oh.
你竟然这样对我？ You gonna do this?
你听我解释，听我解释...喂宝宝，宝贝... Listen, listen... hey, baby... hey, baby-girl...
然后发生什么。 Then what happened next.
第一个泼妇拿着两个棒棒糖走来， The first bitch comes up with two rocks in her hand,
然后说，傻*， And said, [bleep],
我在你这买了三个棒棒糖，你却只给我两个。 I paid you for three rocks, and you gave me two.
然后另一个狗*的说，我给你三个，你个荡妇。 And that [bleep] says, i gave you three, bitch!
别这样！ No, no, stop!
你伤害他了吗？ Don‘t you hit him？
不要拿起那个侏儒，你会死的。 Don't you pick up that gnome, you're a dead man.
你不准拿起来那个侏儒！ Don't you pick up that gnome.
你不准拿起来那个侏儒！ Don't you pick up than gnome.
你！不！准！碰！那！个！侏！儒！ Don't you touch that gnome!
你还有半辈子要活呢， You've got a whole half life left,
而且许多人还不认识你。 And there's a lot of people that don't know you.
我不知道要说些啥了。 I don't know what to say anymore.
有人吗，我不小心把自己锁在这个车里了！ Excuse me, i accidentally locked myself in the car!
昨天晚上，大概7点钟左右 Last night, at about 0-700 hours,
我回到我的家。 I returned to my home.
我脱完衣服， And i de-robed myself,
然后注意到一个pez糖果， And noticed that i had a pez （注："pez"是一种流行的糖果品牌）
在我的肚脐眼里。 In my bellybutton.
你发现过类似的其他奇怪的事儿吗？ Have you ever heard of anything as ridiculous as that?
Trudy， 你是不是在编造 Trudy, did you make up the story
在肚脐眼找到糖果这个故事, About finding a pez in your bellybutton,
只是为了引起我们的关注， Just to get attention from us,
同时在周会上有点事情可说？ And to have something to say in the morning meeting?
或者真的发生这件事了吗？ Or did it really happen?