- No! No! - Yes! - 不 不要 -哈哈
When I come home at night 当我晚上回家
She will be waiting 她会等我
She'll be the truest doll in all this world 她会变成全世界最听话的娃娃
I'd rather have a paper doll 但我宁愿要一个纸娃娃
Ina! 艾娜
Ina! Ina, get up! 艾娜 艾娜 快起来
Come here. 快点过来
You... you need to go right now! 你得赶快离开这里
- Get up! You need to go! - You're scaring me. - 快起来 快逃 -不要吓我
Please, listen to me. 求你了 听我说
Ina, you have to go! Right now! 艾娜 你现在得离开这里
Please, please, just leave! Ina, leave me! 求你了 快走啊 别管我
You need to get out of here right now! Now! 你现在就离开这里 快跑啊
The Lord has delivered you unto me... 上帝已经把你交给我了
...and I will take thy head from thee! 而我将取下你的脑袋
1912, the year that marks the sinking of the Titanic, the debut of the Oreo cookie... 1912年 标志着泰坦尼克号的沉没 奥利奥饼干的首次亮相
...just look it up, and also one of the puzzling and notorious murders in Iowa history. 但继续往下看 1912年也标志着爱荷华历史上一件令人困惑的恶性谋杀案
Today marks 100 years since the Villisca axe murders. 今天是维利斯卡谋杀案100年纪念日
A century-old unsolved axe murder, eight people hacked to death... 一件困扰了一个世纪的斧头谋杀案 八名受害人
...has intrigued twenty-first century forensic scientists... 引起了21世纪法医科学家的兴趣
...and investigators around the world. 还有全世界的侦探们
Okay, I think I just saw something move behind the camera. 听着 我好像看到什么东西在摄像机后面
If this is Lena or Ina, please let me know you're in here. 如果你是莉娜或者艾娜 请告诉我你在那
Lena? 莉娜
Ina? 艾娜
Hello? 有人在吗
And finally, we've reached the number one most haunted place in America. 我们终于到达了全美国最闹鬼的地方
I'd been a paranormal investigator for about 11 years and up to that point, I'd never... 我研究超自然事件已经十一年了 但我从来没
The most grisly, terrifying, unsolved murders of the 20th century. 二十世纪最可怕的 恐怖的 无法解开的杀人案
Okay. 好吧
You have 1 new message. 你有一条新信息
Hey, Caleb, this is Mom. I have to do a double shift today... 嘿 凯莱布 是妈妈 我今天要值两轮班
...so I won't be home until at least after 9 or 10 tonight. 所以我大概晚上9 10 点才能回来
Just a reminder, tomorrow before you leave, I'd like to... 别忘了 明天你走之前 我要去
...um, visit the cemetery, of course... 去一趟墓地
Too early to start celebrating? 是不是太早
I'm being sad. 我现在很伤心
Come on, man. It's your last day of school, ever! 哦 伙计 今天是你人生中最后一天上学
- Denny. - Yo? - 丹尼 -怎么了
- This town blows, man. - Tell me about it, dude. - 真该炸了这个镇 -跟我说说吧
- You don't know. - Yeah, I know. - 你不懂 -不 我懂的
You don't know. 你不懂
Excuse us! Coming through. 借过 借过 我们过来了
We survived. 安全抵达
- Thank you for the ride, Denny. - Of course, buddy. - 谢谢你载我 丹尼 - 应该的 伙计
- By the way, what are we doing tonight? - Oh, all will be revealed this evening. - 还有 我们今晚干什么 - 等到晚上就告诉你
Gotta tell ya, Denny, I will not miss your cryptic bullshit. 别忘了 丹尼 我不会错过你的鬼故事的
What are you talking about? You love my cryptic bullshit. 你在说什么 你喜欢我的鬼故事
- It's like one of my major features. - Shut up. No, you did not. -那可是我的专长 -别说了 那才不是
Look who's here, everybody's favorite faggot. 看看谁来了 是大家最喜欢的同性恋
- Why don't you back off, Connor? - Yeah, I'm not talking to you, freak. -你怎么不滚回去 康纳 -啊 我才不是说你 怪胎
God, I haven't seen you since, what, last summer, buddy? 嘿 从上个暑假我就没见到你了
Underneath the bleachers, remember? 还记得在看台下面的事吗
You had Jerry Fletcher's dick in your mouth. 你嘴里含着杰瑞弗莱彻的蛋
Caleb! Caleb, stop it! 凯莱布 停下
Fucking psycho. Just like your old man. 神经病 就像你爹一样
- Oh, yeah! Hit me, come on, do it! - Stop! Shut up and back up! - 哦 耶 来啊 打我啊 -停下 闭上你的嘴给我退后
Do you want me to call your dad again? 你想让我打电话给你爸爸吗
No, ma'am. 不 夫人
And Dennis, what are you doing here? 还有 丹尼斯 你在这里干嘛
I'm sorry, Mrs. Flanks. I just thought it'd be nice to give Caleb a ride on his last day. 抱歉 弗兰克女士 我只是载克莱布来学校
- I'm sure he'd love that. - Fuck you, Connor. - 他一定很高兴 -去你的 康纳
Not one more word! 给我闭嘴
It's a nice sentiment, Dennis. 这是件好事 丹尼斯
But would you please take your little bike and get off my campus? 但请你现在骑上你的车离开我的学校
Sure thing, Mrs. Flanks. 当然 弗兰克女士
Later, Caleb. 回见 克莱布
Bye, buddy. 再见
Boys... 小子们
...the gymnasium is this way. 体育馆在这个方向
Why don't we all go together? 为什我们不一起去呢
Oh, my gosh, you have to see this. 哦 我的天 你得看看这个
I know, I heard about it all this week. So excited. 我知道 一直都听说了 太刺激了
- Excited? - You know what I mean. -刺激 -你知道我说的是什么
I do. I bookmarked it. 当然 我还收藏了它
- Hey, bitch. - Dude. - 嘿 贱人 -伙计
- That girl in the bathroom, she passed out. - What? What? - 那个女孩在厕所里昏倒了 -什么
The new girl! The new girl from Chicago! 那个新来的 从芝加哥来的女孩
Fuckin' camera! Give me the camera. 该死的 把相机给我
- What's your name? - I'm Connor. - 你叫什么 -我是康纳
- Connor? - Yeah. -康纳 -是的
- You guys are weird here. - What do you mean, here? - 你们在这里很奇怪 -你指什么 这里
- In Iowa. - What's wrong with Iowa? -爱荷华 -爱荷华怎么了
Who lives in Iowa? 谁会住再爱荷华
I live in Iowa. 我住在那里
Connor, we live in Iowa. 康纳 我们住在爱荷华
- That can't be her. - Don't be stupid. It's definitely her. - 那不是她 -别蠢了 那就是她
Hi. 你们好
Hey. 嘿
- What do you want, Rob? - Connor wants to talk to you. - 你想做什么 罗布 - 康纳找你
Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen. 是吗 我觉得那不可能
Everybody knows you're gonna come crawling back. 谁都会知道你会爬回来的
Slut. 荡妇
- What do you want? - Nothing, man. Such a bitch. -你想干什么 -没什么 那真是个贱人
Yeah. 是啊
Hey, did you see what I wrote on her locker? It's right here. 嘿 你看见我在她柜子上写的东西了吗 就在这里
Oh, fuck! 哦 该死的
Ah! Oh, shit! 啊 该死
- He started it. - Go to the nurse. - 是他先动手的 -去医务室
You, in my office. Now. 你 给我进来 马上
Come on. Quick time. 快点 别浪费时间
Sorry about that. 对不起
Don't be. Kid's a jerk. 不用来 小孩子都很坏
I told you if you just focused you'd be in and out of here by the end of the month. 我告诉过你如果你能专心点 你月底就能离开
Any plans? 有什么计划吗
I'm leaving for Omaha tomorrow. 我会搬到奥马哈
My uncle owns a motel. Said I could have a job if I had this. 我舅舅在那有一家酒店 我可以在那里工作
Well, listen, before you take off, I'd like to have a little chat with you. 好吧 听着 在你走之前 我想跟你谈谈
I know this has been a difficult time for you and your mom. 我知道这段时间你和你妈妈过得不太好
But, Caleb, when you walk out that door there's nothing else I can do for you. 但是 克莱布 当你走出这扇门后我就什么也帮不了你了
- I wasn't expecting you to. - That's not what I meant, Caleb. - 我也没想让你帮忙 -我不是说这个 克莱布
I know you're a smart kid. 我知道你很聪明
But life is about the choices we make. 但人生在于你做的选择
And we have to do our best to make the good ones. 我们应尽力去做出对的选择
Otherwise, we get stuck living in the bad ones. 不然我们就会一辈子被困在坏事里
Okay. 好吧
Let me know how it goes in Omaha. 去了那边之后多多联系我
Hey, guys. So today's a pretty exciting day for me. 嘿伙计们 今天对我来说真是激动人心的一天
For the final outing of the Maryville Paranormal Institute... 我终于从玛丽维尔超自然学院毕业了
...we will be visiting the boss fight of ghost houses, Villisca. 我们要去拜访维利斯卡最神秘的鬼屋
As always, I will be joined by my best friend and fellow ghost hunter, Caleb. 当然 我会和我最好的朋友幽灵猎手克莱布一起
Countdown begins now. 行动开始
Tonight. 就在今晚
The Villisca axe murder house. 维利斯卡的斧头鬼屋
Love you, Mom. 爱你 妈妈
You've gotta know, Jess, in a couple of months all this shit's gonna go away. 解析 你得相信 这些事在几个月后会烟消云散
It's already been a couple of months, Ellie. 早就过了几个月了 艾莉
And today, while I was at school two girls were watching it again. 但今天 还是有两个女生在看那段视频
God, I hate this place. I miss you guys. I miss Chicago. 天哪 我恨这个地方 我想你们了 我想回芝加哥
Well, get your ass back here and stop hanging out with farmers. 你就回来吧 别和那些农民混一起
Uh, you know, actually this kind of cool thing did happen today at school. 哦 你知道吗 今天发生了一件很酷的事
Yeah? 是吗
So Rob came up to me today and was like "Connor wants to talk to you." 就是 罗布过来跟我说 ‘康纳找你’
And I just walked away and he was yelling all this mean shit at me. 我直接走开 然后他在我背后说脏话
And then this other kid, I think his name is Caleb... 接着另外一个学生 他好像叫克莱布
...he went up to Rob and just slammed his face into the locker. 他走过去砰地一声把罗布的脸摔在柜子上
- What? - Yeah. It was awesome. -什么 -是 那真是太酷了
Yeah. Okay, uh, what's his last name? 嗯 好了 你知道他姓什么吗
Um... 嗯
- Hirsche? - Hirsche. What? How did you... -赫斯 -赫斯 什么 你怎么
Facebook. Geographic search. Perfect for stalking. 脸书 人名地理搜索
- Oh, my God, you're creepy. - Wait a minute. - 哦 我的天 你真坏 -等一下
- What? - He's got his address on Facebook. -什么 -脸书上有他的地址
- And? - Go! -那么 -去吧
No, Ellie. 不要 爱丽
Look, at least go tell him to take his fucking address off Facebook! 听着 至少去告诉他别把地址放在脸书上
Jess, you're a Chicago woman. Do this, bitch! 杰西 你可是芝加哥的女人 去呀
Come on! 去啊
Okay, okay, okay, fine. Whatever. I'll go... to his house. 好吧好吧 我去他的房子就是了
But if I get murdered, it's totally your fault. 但如果我被杀了 那都是你的错
Girl, please, nothing ever happens in Iowa. 嘿 拜托 爱荷华不会有什么事的
- Give me that. You can take that. - Brooks Brothers? -把那个给我 你可以拿着 -布克兄弟
- Where'd you get a Brooks Brothers shirt? - Not this one. - 你从哪里得到的这件T恤 -不 是这个
No. 不
- Now, what time are you leaving tomorrow? - Around noon. Greyhound. - 所以 你明天什么时候走 -大概中午 坐灰狗大巴
- Awesome. - What, riding a bus? -太好了 -怎么 坐大巴吗
No, seriously. 不 说真的
Going someplace else, getting out of here... it's awesome. 去到另外一个地方 离开这里 真不错
What's up? 怎么了
- Nothing. - Denny. -没什么 -丹尼
Nothing. 真没什么
I mean... 我是说
It's like two hours away. You can visit any time you want. 只用坐两个小时的车 你可以随时来找我
- Oh, shit. We gotta move. - For what? -哦 该死的 我们得出发 -去干什么
The tour. 去旅行
- Dude, no. - Yeah. -伙计 不要 -当然要
We've been planning this for, like, two months, dude. 我们计划了好久 有两个月了 伙计
- The Maryville Paranormal Institute. - We're not even close. -玛丽维尔超自然学院 -那里很远
The Villisca axe murder house. Last video. Big finish. 维利斯卡的斧头杀人鬼屋 大结局
- No. - You promised. - 不 -你保证过的
You promised to help me pack last night, instead we got drunk, so... 你保证过今晚要帮我收拾东西以免我们喝醉 所以
Well, me and your "high school equivalency..." 你和我有同样的学历
This isn't even a real diploma. 这根本不是一份证书
- What are... what are you doing? - We're going to Villisca. -你在干什么 -我们去维利斯卡
- No, no, no. Don't, don't, don't! Denny! - Oh, no. Did I rip it... -不 不要 丹尼 -哦 我不小心撕了它
- Give me that. - Now, easy. -把它给我 -放松点
Denny, really, don't make me hurt you. 丹尼 说真的 别让我伤到你
- Give it! Give it to me! - What, what, what? -把那个给我 -什么
Quit fucking around... 别打了
- Oh. - Am I interrupting something? -哦 -我打扰你们了吗
Hey. 嘿
Your name is Jessica, right? This is Denny. 你是杰西卡对吧 这是丹尼
Yeah. We gotta go, dude. We're gonna miss our tour. 嗯 我们准备去 伙计 再不走就晚了
- Where are you guys going? - Somewhere you're not. -你们要去哪 -去一个你不会去的地方
Ow. 哦
- You wanna come? - Are you sure? -你想来吗 -你确定
I mean, it seems like you guys have it all figured out. 我是说 看起来你们都安排好了
Ca... Caleb, we don't have room for her on the scooter. 克莱布 我们的摩托车坐不下三个人
- I can drive. - Great, let me get my jacket. -我可以开车 -太好了 我去拿我的夹克
Dude, what the fuck, man? I only made reservations for 2 people. 伙计 你在干吗 我只做了两个人的计划
Denny, they're not even gonna give a shit if we bring one more person. 丹尼 多带一个人又不会死
Use your brain. 聪明点
- I like your jacket. - Yeah, I know. That's why I wear it. -你的夹克真不错 -啊 我知道 这就是我为什么穿它
Okay. Let's go. 好了 我们走
Here. 给
- He doesn't have a license. - Then drive carefully. -他连驾照都没有 -你就开小心点
Okay. Come on, Denny. 好吧 走吧丹尼
It's the way to Villisca. 去维利斯卡得花一阵子
Shotgun. 猎枪
This is a nice car. 这车真不错
So, where are we going exactly? 所以我们要去哪里
- Villisca. - Isn't that like a sinus medication? -维利斯卡 -听起来像静脉用药
What? You know what I'm talking about? 什么 你知道我在说什么吗
The axe murder house. 斧头杀人的房间
- Everyone knows what that is. - I'm not from here. -大家都知道 -我不是本地人
Well, I guess that's something that's good about you. 好吧 我觉得这件事对你有好处
Dude! 74 views on our last video! 伙计 我们上一个视频的收视率是74
- I'm driving here! - Oh. -我正在开车 -哦
What is he talking about? 他在说什么
We do this video ch... YouTube Channel thing with Supernatural. 我们在youtube的超自然频道上面做视频
MPI. We're the Maryville Paranormal Institute... MPI 我们是玛丽维尔超自然学院
I got it. Caleb and I are... We're ghost hunters. 我知道了 .凯莱布和我 是猎人
We hunt ghosts! Yeah. 我们狩猎幽灵
He can be a little intense about it. 他会有点紧张
No, it's... it's cool. 不 这 很酷
Where is everybody? 大家都去哪了
They're all dead. 他们都死了
Oh, I'm kind of not joking. 哦 我可没有开玩笑
Back in the day, there was this Indian tribe here... 从前 这里有个印第安人部落
...and they called this area "Wallisca." 他们叫这里 天狗
They used to bury their outcasts and their insane... 他们曾经在这里埋葬流放者和疯子
...in shallow graves here so they couldn't move on. 这里的坟很浅所以他们不能前进
You mean like that movie "Poltergeist?" 你是指像电影鬼驱人一样
- Little girl, broken TV? - But this is something different, Jess. -小女孩 打坏电视 -但这不一样 杰西
8 people, 6 of them kids... 8个人 6个他们的孩子
...got their heads smashed in in 1912. 他们的脑袋在1912年被砸烂
- You scared yet? - Totally. -你怕了吗 -特别怕
- Are you Denny? - Yes, sir. -你是丹尼吗 -是的先生
I was just about to give up and go. 我都快要走了呢
Well, I'm so glad you didn't. We drove all the way from Maryville. 嗯 我很高兴你没有 我们可是从玛丽维尔开车过来的
Nice house. 不错的房子
Alright. 好吧
Welcome to the Villisca axe murder house. 欢迎来到维利斯卡斧头暗杀房
Alright. This is the, uh, foyer. 好 这里是前厅
Okay, so, the murder took place on the night of June 9th, 1912. 暗杀发生在1912年6月9号的晚上
There'd been a big gathering at the Presbyterian church in town. 当时在长老教会有一场聚会
They called it "Children's Day". 他们称做 ‘儿童节’
Ever since then, this house has been marked by an evil greater than you can imagine. 自从那时 这间房子就被一只你们无法想象的恶魔标记了
People just like you have seen and heard... 人们只是看见或听说过
Um, young lady, this way. 嗯 年轻的女士 请来这边
Everything will make more sense if we start the tour from upstairs. Come along. 如果我们从楼上开始看会更明白 上来吧
It's believed the killer entered the house around midnight... 杀手是在半夜进来的
...climbed these very stairs... 他走上这些楼梯
Right. This way. 在这边
J.B. Moore was the first to get it. JB 摩尔是第一个惨遭杀害的
And then his wife, Sarah. 然后是他的妻子 莎拉
Mrs. Moore was hit 35 times on the top of her head with the blunt side of the axe. 摩尔夫人的脑袋被锤子的钝边猛砸了35下
- Totes crayballs. - Uh, beg your pardon? - 就像肉泥一样 -呃 你能再说一遍吗
Let's, uh, go to the children's room. 呃 我们去儿童室
It's right down this way. 在这里
Come on. 来吧
Follow me. 跟上我
Herman was the oldest child, he was 11. 赫尔曼是最大的孩子 他十一岁
Paul was the youngest, he was only 4. And Boyd was the middle. 保罗是最小的 他只有四岁 博伊德在中间
Little Katherine Moore's room was right over here. 小凯瑟琳摩尔的房间就在旁边
All but one of the victims were found flat against their bed. 但其中一个受害人是平躺在床上
Why is the mirror covered? 为什么把镜子盖住
Well, they found all the mirrors covered that way the next day. 嗯 因为在第二天早上人们发现镜子就是那样被盖住的
The thought is that the murderer wanted to cover 'em up before he began to kill. 她们猜测是杀手在杀人之前把镜子盖住的
Hey. They caught the killer, right? 嘿 他们抓到了凶手 对吧
No. But there was this one guy... 没有 但有一个人
...a traveling Presbyterian minister. 一个旅行的长老会牧师
- He confessed but was never... - Reverend Lyn George Jacklin Kelly. -他承认但从来没有 -是伟大的林恩乔治杰克林凯利
I did my research. We come to places like this all the time. 我做了调查的 我们经常来这种地方
In his confession Kelly stated that he woke up in the middle of the night... 在他的陈述中凯利说他半夜醒过来
...hearing windmills in his head. 听到了脑袋中有风车的声音
And then he went for a walk and ended up here. 然后他起来散步 然后就结束了
Okay. Thanks. I'll just put this back. 好 谢谢 我把这个放回去
What happened to him? 他怎么了
No one knows. 没人知道
But... you guys wanna see something supercool? 但 你们想看点有趣的吗
We have the murder weapon. 我们有那件凶器
Right here. Come on. 就在这里
That, my friends, is the actual axe itself. 这个 朋友吗 就是那把杀人斧头
A one-of-a-kind piece of bloody Iowan history... 爱荷华的血腥历史
...and genuine American craftsmanship. 纯粹的美国手工艺
Genuine. 纯粹的
Okay. Right this way. 好了 这边
Caleb. 克莱布
Let me see your teeth. 让我看看你的牙
Murder boner. 真蠢
This is where Lena and Ina Stillinger died. 莉娜和艾娜史地格是在这里被杀死的
They had been guests of the Moore's that night due to what happened to the power. 她们是摩尔请来的朋友 直到那股力量爆发
- The power? - Yeah. - 力量 -是的
The electricity in the whole town went out the night of the murders. 在那晚发生惨案时整个镇里都停电了
True story. That's how the Stillinger girls ended up here. 这是真的 这就是史地格最终的地方
She was found... 她被发现
...in the center of the room. 在屋子的正中
Her underwear had been removed and very bad things had been done to her. 她的内裤被拖去 在她身上发生了一些不好的事
Let's go back to the foyer. 我们回到前厅去
You guys excited about Halloween? 你们期待万圣节吗
We have a big event here this year. Real moneymaker. 我们今年会有盛大的活动 很赚钱
I think this is gonna be our biggest year yet. 我觉得这是有史以来最大的一次
I'm gonna buy a paper doll 我要买一个纸娃娃
That I can call my own 这样我就可以拥有它
A doll that other fellows 别人也不能
Cannot steal 偷走它
And then the flirty, flirty guys 然后那些轻浮的人
With their flirty, flirty eyes... # 他们贪婪的眼睛
- You shouldn't be in here! - Let go of me! -你不该在这里 -放开我
Didn't you see the ropes? Are you blind? This room is off limits! 你没看到那些绳子吗 这里是禁止进入的
- Hey, what's your problem? - Did you touch anything? -嘿 怎么了 -你是不是碰了什么东西
- Are you serious? - Alright, look, guys, the show's over. -你是认真的吗 -好了 伙计们 参观结束了
Let's go, please. That's the end of the tour. 我们走吧 参观结束了
Okay. 好
Alright, let's go. 好吧 我们走
- Fuck. - Denny, the tour was kind of lame. -该死 -丹尼 这游览很无聊
- These things are all hype anyways. - No, we just didn't see the whole thing. - 这些事都是被夸大了 -不对 我们只是没有看到全部
We didn't see the bloody clothes, the Children's Day mask. We didn't go in the cellar. 我们没看见沾满血的衣服 小孩子的面具 我们还没去地窖
Apparently, they take you down there and apparently, it's fuckin' awesome. 很明显 他们应该带你去 那会很酷
- Probably a shitload of other stuff, too. - Denny, we can come back some other time. - 也许也是一堆废物 -丹尼 我们以后可以再来
Did you really just say that? 你是真心的吗
Why'd you jump the ropes? 你为什么要越过绳子
I heard something. 我听见一些东西
- Really? - Yeah. -真的 -是的
It was like the sound of an old record player or something. 听起来像留声机什么的
Are you fucking with me? 你在开玩笑吗
That sounds awesome. 这太好了
Yeah, well, then grandma death popped out and scared the shit out of me, so... 是的 然后那个老太婆跳出来吓我一大跳 所以
- She gave you like lazy eyes. Oh, my God. - It was fuckin' scary, man. - 她的眼睛都快贴到你身上去了 -那很可怕伙计
Yeah. Well, I guess we should get back to Maryville. Finish packing. 是 总之 我觉得我们应该先回玛丽维尔收拾我的东西
Well, maybe we could take our own tour. 也许我们可以自己来
Later tonight? 今天晚上
What? 什么
Yeah, we can fucking break in. I mean, I didn't see any alarm system. Did you? 是 我们可以闯进去 我是说 我没看见这里有安保系统 你看见了吗
- No. - It's not that hard. - 没有 -所以这很容易
My friends and I used to break into empty houses and have parties all the time. 我和我朋友曾经闯进一所空房子还在里面开派对
- Really? - Yeah. -真的 -是的
Most places are pretty easy to break into. 大多数地方很容易能进去
And I bet these two fucking whackos aren't coming back here tonight. 我打赌那两个人晚上不会来
Where would they sleep, with the mannequins? 不然他们睡哪 和假的模特吗
I mean, it is kind of the tour you always wanted, Denny. 我是说 丹尼 你一直想向这样冒险不是吗
Yes. 是啊
Now we'll just have to wait until it gets dark. 我们现在只用等到天黑
Well, holy shit. 嗯 上帝
Cool. 不错
Ladies first. 女士优先
Okay, follow me. 好的 跟上
Oh, shit. 哦 该死
Oh, gosh. Watch out. 嘿 小心点
- I'm going upstairs. - Okay. -我去楼上 -好
Weird. 真奇怪
"I survived the Villisca Axe Murder House." ‘我在这间鬼屋里活了下来’
How do they come up with this shit? 他们怎么会做这些鬼东西
- Oh. - Oh, thanks. -哦 -哦谢了
And to the Republic for which it stands... 对它所代表的共和国
...one nation under God. 在上帝的保佑下的国家
You know, they added that part in 1954. 你知道 在1954年他们把那部分加进去的
- Which part? - "Under God." -那部分 -‘在神的庇护下’
Oh. 哦
And who were we under before that? 在那之前谁保佑我们
I don't know. 我不知道
Maybe we should ask the Moores. 也许我们该问问摩尔一家子
Ooh. 哦
Nice. 不错
- Oh. Geez! - Oh, be careful. -哦 上帝 -小心点
- I will. Yeah. - You alright? -我会的 -你没事吧
One-of-a-kind? 独一无二
Hey, let's take a picture. 嘿 我们来照张相
Come on. 来吧
Okay. 好吧
- It's bright. - Yeah. -这挺亮的 -是
- Let me see. - No. Um... -让我看看 -不 嗯
- I... I wanna mess with it first. - What are you doing? -我先来看看 -你在干什么
I'm gonna post it to Instagram. Alright? 我要把它放到Instagram上
Yeah? 是吗
- Hey. - Hi, Denny. -嘿 -嗨 丹尼
- What's up, man? - What are you guys doing? -怎么了 伙计 -你们在干嘛
You coming upstairs? Come on.
- Shit. - Goddamn, you are a pussy.
- What are you talkin' about? - What the fuck are you talking about?
- I heard Shelly... - Oh, fuck Shelly!
She said your dick was so small that she had to suck it with a straw.
Yeah, to suck the cum all off fuckin' every... Oh, my God.
- What, what? - Are you sure this is pot?
It's top quality. I got it from Shelly.
Cherry flavor.
Oh, shit.
No way.
- What? - Jess, she uploaded a pic.
Oh, yeah? What kind of pic? Kind of like one of those videos I put up...
Oh, shit!
She's with Caleb.
- They're at that house in Villisca. - What, she's on a ghost tour?
- Sad, man. - You wanna go check it out?
- Not really. - Shut up.
Ow! Fuck!
We got unfinished business with that piece of shit.
Hey, all you freakers out there.
I'm Denny Shea, inside the world-famous Villisca Axe Murder House...
...investigating into the possibility of, yeah, ghosts.
Of course, I'm joined...
...by Maryville Paranormal Institute co-founder, Caleb Hirsche...
...and our newest... friend.
As you can see, Jess is extremely overwhelmed...
...by the intense spectral energies flowing through this house.
Let's cut to the chase.
Dowsing rods, candles...
...everything you might need to light this place up.
Notice the concentration...
...intensity on her beautiful young face.
She wants to know what we all do.
Where are the children?
You should ask something.
Come on.
Okay.
Ghost people...
...you wanna pull my finger?
- Dude, it's supposed to be serious. - No, it's supposed to be fun.
- Denny. - Oh... okay, let me try. Okay.
You ask it a yes or no question.
For these to work, you have to hold these very still.
- I'm trying. - I know. So get it right.
Okay.
Let's try to talk to...
...Lena.
Lena, my name's Jessica.
Don't be afraid.
We know something really bad happened to you here but we're not gonna hurt you.
Are you there?
- How much did you pay for these? - The rods are fine.
- You're doing it wrong. - No, I'm not.
Don't blame her because your little ghost toys are broken.
- Fuck you. - Fuck you.
- Okay, you just... - You stay out of it, okay?
You're not even supposed to be here tonight.
Sorry, I crashed your date.
Fuck you.
At least I know how to keep my pants on.
- Excuse me? - Denny. Enough.
What? Why are you being so protective of sticky fingers over here?
Was your bullshit video so special?
Yeah, even the homos of Maryville know all about your sad, tragic story.
Fuckin' asshole!
I haven't even told my parents.
Are you worried about what your parents think?
- Of course. - Mine are dead.
Yeah.
Diesel jack-knifed on I-80, hit us in the back.
Car flipped over, caught on fire.
My mom had to push me out the back window. Lucky fucking me.
Yeah, she gets the story, Denny. We get the story. Your parents are fuckin' dead.
What?
- It wasn't your fault. - Shut up.
Denny! Open the door, please.
- What the fuck happened, man? - He got all fucked up, man.
He made you go with him.
- Caleb. - Shut up, Denny.
You gotta listen to me.
- Get up! - Your dad was messed up.
Shut the fuck up, Denny!
You think you know anything about my fuckin' dad, you're fuckin' clueless!
He was...
This is bullshit.
Fuck!
Fuck, it's the owners! Get up!
Man.
Shit, what is that?
It's a mannequin.
Shit... Ah!
Pull it out, Connor! Pull it out, pull it out.
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry, man! You okay? - Pull it out. Connor, pull it out!
Okay. Okay. Okay, okay, I'm sorry!
Here we go!
Denny, come here.
Is that Connor's car?
What is he doing here?
You must give them what they want.
Yes. I'll do anything.
Good.
I'm so sick of that asshole.
- You comin'? - Dude, just hang here a sec.
I'm sorry I slapped you.
What was that?
- I gotta go. - Wait.
You stay here.
Caleb?
Jess?
Connor!
Fuck you.
Open the fucking register, now!
- Alright, Dad, just be careful with... - Shut up!
- Oh, fuck. - You guys gotta leave.
- Put it down! - Wait. I know you.
Caleb.
Is this a fucking joke?
Dad!
The new girl! The new girl from Chicago!
"Lena, I will be your shepherd always.
Reverend Kelly."
Denny?
I'm gonna buy a paper doll
That I can call my own
A doll that other fellows cannot steal
And then the flirty, flirty guys
With their flirty, flirty eyes... #
There you are. What happened?
Caleb?
- What? - Did you find anyone?
No.
What're you doing with that machete?
You gonna kill 'em?
I'm sick...
...of you following me around like a lost little puppy.
You need to find a new reason to get out of bed in the morning, Denny.
'Cause I'm done with you.
Well... what?
I get it.
You're into me.
You're fuckin' retarded.
No, I don't think so.
I've known you for six years, Caleb.
Have I ever done anything to you?
Not when you're drunk or lonely or when the cops come to my house...
...and I lied to them and told them you were there all night?
I'm out of here.
He was just like you.
But everybody lies.
Nothing is safe.
You promise?
Caleb? Jess?
Jess.
Jess, what the fuck? We gotta go.
- Come here. - Connor's inside the house.
We gotta find Caleb...
- What are you doing? Don't... - No. It's better to stay here.
- What... - It's safe.
Jess, please.
- Shh. - No.
You can pretend I'm him. Hm?
Help me, Denny! I'm burning!
You must miss him terribly, don't you?
Don't you see, Dennis? We're only trying to help you.
We can take you to her, Dennis!
Come on, Dennis! Let us take you to her, Dennis!
Oh, shit.
Hey, hey. Hey. Hey, hey! Where you going in such a hurry?
- I... I don't know... Jess is... - You're all shaken up. Are you okay?
Hey, Denny, I've been meaning to tell you. I never did get a chance to thank you...
...for what you did for me.
What?
You know, I'd be in prison if it wasn't for you, right?
No, man. It's okay. We gotta go. That's not important right now.
- Everything's gonna be okay. - What are you...
You're an excellent kisser.
Every time I saw you at school...
...I imagined...
...bashing your face in with a hammer.
Why did you hate me so much?
Because you exist.
Make it stop! Make it stop!
I'm gonna buy a paper doll
That I can call my own
A doll that other fellows
Cannot steal
And then the flirty, flirty guys... #
Oh. Well, look at you.
All cleaned up after today's festivities.
I brought you a sweet.
Dad? Dad?
It's good to see you.
Dennis.
Mom.
Take this.
Ah!
This is in you!
This is who you are!
You must accept it.
Dad! Just do what he fuckin' says, Matt!
No! No, stop!
This is... this is who you are.
No! Stop!
It's time, Caleb.
- Son. - Huh?
Mom.
Yes, it's me.
There will be beauty here now...
...because of you.
Your father...
...would be so proud.
I've missed you so much.
And I've missed you, too, Dennis.
We can be together again.
You know how.
You've thought of it before.
Do it.
Do it, Dennis.
No!
No! No! No!
What's happening to me?
Everything here is a lie.
Stop, Ina!
This place twists you.
It changes you.
It feeds our insanity...
...our tragedy...
...and regret.
The Lord has delivered you unto me...
...and I will take thine head from thee!
Jess. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jess.
- Jess. - It was all my doing!
My darkness! My dirtiness!
- Kill me! Do it now! - Jess?
- Kill me! - No!
We're trapped here because you refuse to see the truth.
Lies! Lies!
I am dirty! Dirty and broken!
You are not the one who did this to me.
No!
Come here. Jess, don't. Come on. I'm right here.
Look at me, come here! Come here! Jess! Look in my eyes.
Jess! Look at me. Come here. Come here! Jess! Jess!
You look in my eyes. Look in my eyes right now. Look in my eyes. Come on.
Look at me. Look at me, Jess! Come on. Come on. There you go. There you go.
Look at me. Look at me. There you go. I'm right here. I'm right here.
There you go. I'm right here.
There you go. Come on, there you go.
Caleb.
You're the Devil!
Connor, don't! Connor!
Stick it in, boy!
No! No!
I was born before your Gods.
Living in the never-ending shadows of your sweet, black...
...misery!
Enough!
When are you coming to bed?
Now just close your eyes, Ina.
Okay.
It's time for us to leave.
I'm sorry.
Fuck, okay.
Here.
- Okay. We gotta go. - Listen to me, listen to me.
- Come on, we gotta go. - Listen, you guys were never here.
- What do mean? - You gotta go.
- No, man. - No, we're not leaving you, Caleb.
They need a reason not to come looking for all of us.
Caleb.
- Caleb. - Come on, Denny.
- Caleb, come on. - Just help me.
- Come on. - Come on, Jess.
- Let's go. - Wait.
There's nothing here.
There's nothing here!