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(VOCALIZING)

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(SINGING POP-DANCE SONG)

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Now, this is exactly the
type of performance you
would expect to see

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at the lnternational
Championship of
Collegiate A Cappella.

5
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Am l right, Gail?

6
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John, you're so right,
everything else seems wrong.

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JOHN: Boy, these Barden
University Treblemakers
always thrill the judges.

8
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And the ladies in the room
cannot get enough.

9
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So true, John.

10
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Nothing makes a woman feel
more like a girl than a man
who sings like a boy.

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(CONTlNUES SlNGlNG)

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Chloe, look at you. You're
a mess. You're unfocused.
You're unreliable.

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And your breath smells
like egg. Like, all the time.

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l can't believe the Bellas are
being passed on to you two
slut bags after we graduate.

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Just don't eff up your solo.

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l won't disappoint you.

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My dad always says,
"lf you're not here to win,

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"get the hell out of Kuwait."

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Has your dad ever
told you to shut up?

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l'm fine.

21
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Ouch ! Boy, that hurt.

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GAlL: Sexy man-splits.

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JOHN: His pain
is our gain, Gail.

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(CHEERlNG)

25
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All right, good luck, guys!

26
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Good luck out there!

27
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Seriously, you girls are
awesome. . .ly horrible.

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l hate you. Kill yourselves.
Girl power! Sisters
before misters!

29
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All right, ladies, it's
now or never. Hands in !

30
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ALL: One, two. . .

31
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(ALL SlNGlNG TOGETHER)

32
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Up now, the Barden Bellas!

33
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JOHN: Well, the Bellas
tonight are making history

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as the first ever all-female
group to advance to the lCCA
finals.

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GAlL: That's right, John.
Now, why do you think
it's taken so long

36
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for an all-lady group
to break through that
a cappella glass ceiling?

37
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Well, Gail, the women,
typically, cannot hit
the low notes,

38
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which really round
out an arrangement,
thrill the judges,

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and that can really hurt
them in competition.

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Women are about as good
at a cappella as they
are at being doctors.

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(PLAYS NOTE)

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One, two, three, four.

43
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(VOCALlZlNG)

44
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(SlNGlNG MELLOW POP SONG)

45
00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,784
ls it me or did we
just take a left turn
into Snoozeville?

46
00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:06,787
Yeah, and we parked in a lot
where they do not validate.

47
00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,749
(CONTlNUES SlNGlNG)

48
00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:17,715
No!
Holy. . .

49
00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,717
This is a surprise!

50
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This has never happened !
Now, this is how you
bring some excitement

51
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to the lnternational
Championship of
Collegiate A Cappella.

52
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She had a week's worth
of lunch and lost it.

53
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Well, she didn't lose it.
We know exactly where it is.

54
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lt's all over the third row.
No, no. . .

55
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(DANCE MASHUP PLAYlNG)

56
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l got it. Thanks.

57
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Hi there! Welcome to Barden
University. What dorm?

58
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Baker Hall, l think.

59
00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,361
Okay. So, what you're
gonna do is you're
gonna go down this way,

60
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you're gonna take a right
and you go through
those double doors. . .

61
00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:05,781
(ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG ON STEREO)

62
00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,950
(SlNGlNG ALONG)

63
00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,662
(MlMlCS GUlTAR SOLO)

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Your campus map.

65
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And your official
BU rape whistle.

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Don't blow it unless
it's actually happening.

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Hey.

68
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You must be Kimmy Jin.
l'm Beca.

69
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No English?

70
00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,344
Yes English?

71
00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:12,348
Just tell me where
you're at with English.

72
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There he is. l'm Benji.
You must be Jesse.

73
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And you must be kidding. Wow!

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Looking at it now,
l can see that
it's a bit much.

75
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l can take it down.

76
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No, no way. l mean,
it took a second for
my eyes to adjust,

77
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but l can roll with this.

78
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Look, just so you know,
l'm not a total nerd.

79
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l also happen to be super
into close-up magic.

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Dude, that's awesome!

81
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How long was that
little guy in there?

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Several days.

83
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(MASHUP PLAYlNG)

84
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

85
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MAN: Hey,
this is campus police.
Hide your wine coolers.

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(CHUCKLES)

87
00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:06,569
Just. . . lt's your old
man making a funny.

88
00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:08,654
Chris Rock, everybody.

89
00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,906
Hey, you must be
Beca's roommate.

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00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,617
l'm Dr. Mitchell,
Beca's dad.

91
00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,078
l teach Comparative
Literature here.

92
00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:23,002
So, when did you get here?
How did you get here?

93
00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:26,297
Took a cab.
Didn't wanna inconvenience
you and Sheila.

94
00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:27,423
How is the stepmonster?

95
00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:32,261
She is fine, thank you for
asking. She's actually in
Vegas at a conference. . .

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00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:35,598
No, Dad, l don't actually
care. l just wanted
to say "stepmonster."

97
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So, have you guys been
out on the quad yet?

98
00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:43,063
ln the springtime,
all the students
study on the grass.

99
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l don't wanna study
on the grass, Dad.

100
00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,984
l need to move to LA
and get a job at
a record label

101
00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,402
and start paying my dues.

102
00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,196
Here we go again.
You know, Beca,

103
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DJing is not a profession,
it's a hobby.

104
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Unless you're Rick Dees
or someone awesome.

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That's not. . . l. . .

106
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l wanna produce music.
l wanna make music, Dad.

107
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,669
But you're going to get
a college education first.

108
00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,631
For free, l might add.
End of story.

109
00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,009
l'm going to
the Activities Fair.

110
00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:16,805
Me, too. l'm going to the
Activities Fair with my
super-good friend, Kimmy Jin.

111
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,820
MEN: (CHANTlNG) Taking names,
taking numbers. Join
our righteous frat.

112
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,990
lf you ain't pledging
Sigma Beta, you ain't
worth no crap.

113
00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,827
That's a double negative.
That's a lot of negatives.

114
00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:42,331
Follow me. There's only
one group on this
campus worth joining.

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00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:46,210
As far as Barden goes,
that's what being
a man's all about.

116
00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,504
(SlNGlNG)

117
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,382
(ALL VOCALlZlNG)

118
00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,302
(SlNGlNG FUNK SONG)

119
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The Treblemakers.

120
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,560
The rock stars
of a cappella,
the messiahs of Barden.

121
00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:08,023
Well, you know, not including
athletes, frat guys,
or actual cool people.

122
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,943
Organized nerd singing.
This is great.

123
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,779
Yeah, it makes so much
sense. How's your voice?

124
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:18,158
(CONTlNUES SlNGlNG FUNK SONG)

125
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,494
Oh, nice.

126
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,874
l will stop at nothing
to take those
ding-a-lings down.

127
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,670
Hey, Barb. You gonna audition
this year? We have openings.

128
00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,463
Now that you've
puked your way to the bottom,

129
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:32,923
you might actually
consider me?

130
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,634
l auditioned for you three
times and never got in

131
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:38,220
because you said
my boobs look like baloney.

132
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:43,309
The word's out.
Bellas is the laughing
stock of a cappella.

133
00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:47,604
Good luck auditioning
this year. Douche-b's.

134
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:51,275
Oh, my God.
This is a travesty.

135
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:54,361
God, if we can't even recruit
Baloney Barb, then we
can't get anybody.

136
00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,905
Just take the dramatics
down a notch, okay?
Hi, do you wanna. . .

137
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,657
Well, you're the one
who got us into this hot mess.

138
00:10:58,742 --> 00:10:59,700
We'll be fine.

139
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,493
l am confident
that we will find

140
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,371
eight super-hot girls
with bikini-ready bodies

141
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:07,416
who can harmonize
and have perfect pitch. Okay?

142
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,419
Hi, would you like to
be a member of. . .

143
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:15,341
Just keep flyering.
We have tradition to uphold.

144
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,509
How about we just
get good singers?

145
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,262
What? Good singers? What?
Hi.

146
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,097
CHLOE: Can you sing?
Yeah.

147
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,350
Can you read music?
Yeah.

148
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,852
Can you match pitch?
Try me.

149
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:29,438
(SlNGS NOTE)

150
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,522
(MATCHlNG NOTE)

151
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,649
(BOTH CONTlNUE)

152
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:40,115
(HOLDS NOTE)

153
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,533
Yeah.

154
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,619
(TRAlLS OFF)

155
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,829
(VOCALlZlNG)

156
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,047
That was a really good start.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

157
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:58,801
l'm the best singer
in Tasmania. With teeth.

158
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,302
Love it.
What's your name?

159
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:01,720
Fat Amy.

160
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,807
Um. . . You call
yourself Fat Amy?

161
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:08,060
Yeah, so twig bitches like you
don't do it behind my back.

162
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:15,484
l will see you in
auditions, Fat Amy.

163
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,364
l can sing
but l'm also good
at modern dance,

164
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:24,118
olden dance, and
mermaid dancing,

165
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,078
which is a little different.

166
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,664
You usually start
on the ground.

167
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:30,249
AUBREY: Ooh.

168
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,334
lt's a lot of floor work.
l see that.

169
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:47,224
Yeah, DJs. Deaf Jews.

170
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:50,102
Oh.
(MlMlCS RECORD SCRATCHlNG)

171
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,186
Shalom!

172
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,106
That's not a real word
but keep trying.

173
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,983
You will get there.

174
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,777
Not a lot of Jewish people
where you're from?

175
00:12:58,862 --> 00:12:59,862
Ah. . .

176
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,906
No. l did do Fiddler
on the Roof, though,
in high school.

177
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:06,702
lt was, like, me and
some Aboriginals.
lt was really Jewish.

178
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,954
lt was full-on Jew.

179
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:13,375
Hey, guys. All right,
l'll give you my number.

180
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,588
What about her?

181
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:22,092
l don't know.
She looks a little too
alternative for us.

182
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,595
Hi, any interest in joining
our a cappella group?

183
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:28,056
Oh, right, this is,
like, a thing now.

184
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:32,936
Totes. We sing covers
of songs but we do
it without any instruments.

185
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,480
lt's all from our mouths.

186
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:35,898
Yikes.

187
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:39,860
There's four groups on
campus. The Bellas.
That's us. We're the tits.

188
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,320
The BU Harmonics.

189
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,572
They sing a lot of Madonna.

190
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,408
The High Notes.

191
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,870
They're not particularly
motivated.

192
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,455
And then there's. . .

193
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,332
(ALL VOCALlZlNG)

194
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,254
So, are you interested?

195
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,632
Sorry, it just,
it's pretty lame.

196
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,510
A-ca-scuse me?

197
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:08,639
Synchronized lady dancing
to a Mariah Carey chart
topper is not lame.

198
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,767
We sing all over the world
and we compete in
national championships.

199
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,644
On purpose?

200
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,855
We played the Cobb
Energy Performing Arts
Centre, you bitch !

201
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,190
CHLOE: Oh !

202
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,527
What Aubrey means to say
is that we are a close-knit,

203
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,779
talented group of ladies
whose dream is

204
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,199
to return to the
national finals at Lincoln
Center this year.

205
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,660
Help us turn our dreams
into a reality?

206
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:34,414
Sorry, l don't even sing,
but it was really nice
to meet you guys.

207
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,129
What are we gonna do?

208
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,674
When you came in
and you were just
strumming the guitar,

209
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,134
and it was, like,
totally off-key,
l wanted to choke you !

210
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,970
Bumper.
l wanted to choke you out!

211
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,347
Okay, l'm gonna
go introduce myself.

212
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,391
Everybody be cool.
lt's just a normal day.

213
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,896
Hi. Hi.

214
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,731
Benjamin Applebaum.

215
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,693
l saw you guys perform
at a Mall of America like
three years ago.

216
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:05,445
Totally changed my life.
l have not stopped
thinking about you since.

217
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:07,823
Thank you.
Yeah.

218
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,826
And, Bumper, huge fan.

219
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,412
Your arrangement of Lovin'
Spoonful's Do You Believe
in Magic

220
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:17,708
inspired me to become
a certified illusionist.

221
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,334
Wow.

222
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,588
The smell of your
weird is actually
affecting my vocal cords,

223
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,716
so l'm gonna need you
to scoot. Skedaddle.

224
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,634
But why don't we just
exchange emails,

225
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,261
and then totally hang out
right now, together?

226
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:32,639
No. Hard pass. Hard pass.

227
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:38,228
What a nerd alert.
Okay, guys, now let's
match pitch.

228
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:41,273
(ALL VOCALlZlNG)

229
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,441
Too far.
You think?

230
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,443
Yeah.
Should l have
done another trick?

231
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:47,863
No, l think your trick
was fine. l just think the
talking was a little weird.

232
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,698
Maybe you can try to
Facebook message him.

233
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,200
(UPBEAT MUSlC PLAYlNG)

234
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,459
Hey, l'm Beca.

235
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,586
Over there.
Thanks.

236
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,556
DJ: Ninety-five point seven,
WBUJ, music for the
independent mind.

237
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,809
(FUNKY MUSlC PLAYlNG)

238
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,663
Hey.
Hi.

239
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:38,872
Have you been
standing there long?

240
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:43,585
No. No, l just got here,
l wasn't just standing here.

241
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,255
Freshmen aren't allowed
in the booth.
Sorry.

242
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,467
l'm Luke. Station manager.
You must be Becky the intern?

243
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,135
lt's. . .

244
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,762
Hey, man, what's up?
l'm Jesse.

245
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,931
l'm Luke. You're late.

246
00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,559
Hey. l know you.

247
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:00,936
No, you don't.
Yeah, l do.

248
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,521
He doesn't.
Totally know her.

249
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:05,357
Okay, cool. Well, you
guys can figure it out
while you're stacking CDs.

250
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,942
When you're done,
there's more.

251
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:11,405
Now, you guys will be
spending a lot of down time
together, so please, just

252
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:12,656
no sex on the desk.

253
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,366
l've been burned before.

254
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,872
l do know you. l sang
to you. l remember because
you were in a taxi.

255
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:24,126
Wait, is your dad
a taxi driver?
No.

256
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,252
Oh.

257
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,049
This sucks. l wanted
to play music.

258
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:36,179
Not me. l'm here for
one reason only. l really
love stacking CDs.

259
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:39,766
So, what's your deal?

260
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:42,936
You one of those girls
who's all dark and mysterious,

261
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,897
then she takes off her
glasses and that amazingly
scary ear spike

262
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,734
and you realize that,
you know, she was beautiful
the whole time.

263
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,777
l don't wear glasses.
Then you're halfway there.

264
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,954
(MASHUP PLAYlNG)

265
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,492
DR. MlTCHELL: Beca.

266
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,369
Beca, wake up.

267
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:46,124
Funny, this doesn't look
like your lntro to
Philosophy class.

268
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,127
l'm posing an important
philosophical question.

269
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,880
lf l don't actually
go to that class,
will it still suck?

270
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,634
Look, honey.
College is. . . lt's great.

271
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:58,386
You get to create memories
here, l see it every day.

272
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,305
You just have to
give it a chance.

273
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:04,059
You've been here, what,
a month now? Do you
have any friends?

274
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,728
Kimmy Jin is my friend.
No.

275
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:11,066
You gotta get out there, Bec.
You gotta try something.

276
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,609
l got a job at
the radio station.

277
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:13,902
Oh, great,
that place.

278
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:18,406
Yeah, it's dark and dirty and
has like, what, those three
weirdos who work there?

279
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,991
Well, four now.

280
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:23,662
You gotta try something new,
Bec. Join one club on campus.

281
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,915
And if, at the end of a year,
you still don't wanna be here,

282
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:31,378
you still wanna go off to
LA and be P. Diddy,

283
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,798
well, then, you can
quit college.

284
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,259
And l will help
you move to LA.

285
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,511
Seriously?
Yes, seriously.

286
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,179
But l really need
to see it, Beca.

287
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:45,183
This is college. Join in.

288
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,270
(SlNGlNG DRAMATlC POP SONG)

289
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,056
You can sing !
Dude!

290
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,517
How high does your belt go?
My what?

291
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,020
Oh, my God !
You have to audition
for the Bellas.

292
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,814
l can't concentrate on
anything you're saying until
you cover your junk.

293
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,399
Just consider it.

294
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,402
One time, we sang
backup for Prince.

295
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,155
His butt is so tiny
that l can hold it with,
like, one hand.

296
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,657
Oops!
Oh !

297
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,452
Seriously. l am nude.

298
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,828
You were singing
Titanium, right?

299
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:51,791
You know David Guetta?
Have l been living
under a rock? Yeah.

300
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,960
That song is my jam.

301
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,587
My lady-jam.

302
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,047
That's nice.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

303
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,674
lt is. That song
really builds.

304
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,261
Gross.
Can you sing it for me?

305
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,055
Dude, no. Get out!

306
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:09,142
Not for that reason.
l'm not leaving here
till you sing. So. . .

307
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,147
(SlGHS)

308
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:23,531
(SlNGlNG DRAMATlC POP SONG)

309
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,867
(HARMONlZlNG)

310
00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:01,569
Oh, yeah. l'm pretty
confident about all this.

311
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:03,530
You should be.

312
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:05,365
Oh !

313
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,579
Still need to shower.

314
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,499
You have a lovely voice.

315
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,418
Thanks.

316
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:21,589
Oh.

317
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,259
CHLOE: Yeah.
See you at auditions!

318
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,012
TOMMY: For your audition,
each of you will
be singing sixteen bars

319
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,389
of Kelly Clarkson's
Since You've Been Gone.

320
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,851
lf a group likes
you, they will
contact you directly.

321
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:36,104
My tone-deaf sidekick
Justin here will be
collecting your information.

322
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,523
lf l could sing a lick,
in any human way possible,

323
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,817
l would, but l can't.

324
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,903
And l hate myself every
day because of it!
l know.

325
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,907
But if you think
this is just some
high school club,

326
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:51,911
where you can sing and
dance your way through
any big social issue,

327
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,080
or confused sexuality,

328
00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:56,291
you have come to
the wrong place.

329
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,335
There is none of that here.

330
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,879
That's high school.

331
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,798
This shit is real life!

332
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:08,386
Now, don't just bring it,
sing it. And let's do this.

333
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:17,979
Hey, Bellas, remember when
you tried to play in the big
leagues and you choked?

334
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,231
That should really be
a lesson to everyone.

335
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:23,068
lf you sing the same boring,
girly shit every year,

336
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,320
you will blow chunks.
All over the place.

337
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,072
Vomit everywhere.

338
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,656
My fellow a-ca-people.

339
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:33,745
We will not let egotistical,
big-headed, garbage dirtballs,

340
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,998
whoever you may be,
get in our way.

341
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,333
l promise you,

342
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:42,462
we will return to the
lCCAs and finish what
we started last year.

343
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:43,546
(CLEARS THROAT)

344
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,841
And here's the first
one up. Good luck.

345
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,302
Whenever you're ready, dude.

346
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,681
Yeah, hi, my name
is Cynthia Rose.

347
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,851
Not a dude.
lt's not a dude.

348
00:23:57,228 --> 00:23:58,853
(VOCALlZlNG)

349
00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,608
(BEATBOXlNG)

350
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:05,777
(VOCALlZlNG)

351
00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:09,739
(BEATBOXlNG)

352
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:14,077
(SlNGlNG POP-ROCK SONG)

353
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:21,793
(SlNGlNG TEARlLY)

354
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,671
There's no backup
dancers? Okay.

355
00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:29,300
(QUlETLY) Hello. My name
is Lilly Onakuramara.
l have gills like a fish.

356
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:31,594
l'm sorry. What was that?

357
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:37,016
Hello. My name is Lilly
Onakuramara. l was born
with gills like a fish.

358
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,481
One, two, three, four.

359
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:45,900
(CONTlNUES SlNGlNG SAME SONG)

360
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,452
(VOCALlZlNG)

361
00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:58,997
Oh.

362
00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:02,417
Hi, everybody,
my name is Stacie.

363
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:06,087
My hobbies include cuticle
care and the E! Network.

364
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:11,426
(SlNGlNG)

365
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,978
(ALL VOCALlZlNG)

366
00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:24,272
(SlNGlNG LOUDLY)

367
00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:25,398
lt's high.

368
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,483
(SlNGlNG)

369
00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,152
Jesus.

370
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,696
(SlNGlNG)

371
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:35,450
(SlNGlNG LOUDLY)
(SlNGlNG OPERATlCALLY)

372
00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:42,248
ALL: Ugh !

373
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,458
(BEATBOXlNG)

374
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,501
(SONG CONTlNUES)

375
00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:59,974
(SlNGlNG QUlETLY)

376
00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,353
(ALL SlNGlNG)

377
00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:14,280
Thank you.

378
00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:16,908
Performing live gives
me such a rush.

379
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,246
(MlMlCS WHlP CRACKlNG)

380
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,457
Crushed it.

381
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:29,963
Okay. That is everybody.
l'm really not that impressed
this year, guys.

382
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,508
Oh, wait, there's one more.

383
00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,260
Hi.

384
00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:37,303
Hello.

385
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:39,514
BECA: Um. . .

386
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,808
l didn't know we had
to prepare that song.

387
00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:44,227
Oh, that's okay. Sing
anything you want.

388
00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:45,687
Uh. . .

389
00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:48,523
May l?
Oh.

390
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:03,371
(CLAPPlNG AND TAPPlNG
RHYTHMlCALLY)

391
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:12,422
(SlNGlNG FOLK SONG)

392
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:47,582
Wow.

393
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:51,169
The sopranos. Jessica,
Mary Elise, Lilly.

394
00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:55,214
The mezzos. Cynthia
Rose, Stacie, Kori.

395
00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:59,969
And our altos.
Fat Amy, Denise,
Ashley, and Beca.

396
00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:07,935
We shall begin by drinking
the blood of the sisters
that came before you.

397
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,230
Dude, no.
Don't worry, it's
Boone's Farm.

398
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:16,361
Well, well, well,
look who's in treble.

399
00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:20,239
Ah, classic pun.
l know.

400
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:25,036
No Benji?

401
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,997
Now, if you'll place your
scarves in your right hand.

402
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,959
l, sing your name. . .

403
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,294
l. . .

404
00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:36,839
(ALL SlNGlNG THElR NAMES)

405
00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:41,636
. . .promise to fulfill the
duties and responsibilities
of a Bella woman.

406
00:28:42,096 --> 00:28:46,349
ALL: . . .promise to fulfill the
duties and responsibilities
of a Bella woman.

407
00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:50,895
And l solemnly promise to
never have sexual relations
with a Treblemaker

408
00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:54,023
or may my vocal cords
be ripped out by wolves.

409
00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:59,529
ALL: And l solemnly promise to
never have sexual relations
with a Treblemaker

410
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:03,574
or may my vocal cords
be ripped out by wolves.

411
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:06,494
You are all Bellas now.

412
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,830
(ALL SCREAM EXClTEDLY)

413
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:11,666
We did it.

414
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,960
l want some more of this.

415
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:16,921
Did we?

416
00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:24,595
AUBREY: Ladies, welcome
to a-ca-initiation night.

417
00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:27,181
Prepare to soften the beach.

418
00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:32,019
l don't know what
l'm doing here.

419
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:35,565
Just living the dream.
l still can't believe they
let my sexy fat ass in.

420
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:37,733
Beca! Beca!

421
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,026
Wow.

422
00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:41,779
Be-caw! Be-caw.

423
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:45,324
Do my eyes deceive me
or are you a Barden Bella?

424
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,577
No.
You're one of those
a cappella girls,

425
00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:50,997
l'm one of those a cappella
boys, and we're gonna
have a-ca-children.

426
00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:53,040
lt's inevitable.
You're really drunk right now.

427
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,542
l don't think you're gonna
remember any of this.

428
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,835
No. l'm not drunk at
all, you're just blurry.

429
00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:57,378
You okay? Yeah?
Yeah.

430
00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:59,422
You almost fell over?
No, she didn't. You
know, l could. . .

431
00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:00,965
Can you pass a sobriety
test right now?
Yep.

432
00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:02,592
Can you stand up straight?
See how l come right back?

433
00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:05,136
And l come right back.
Right. Wow.

434
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,304
Can l get you a drink?

435
00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:08,055
lt sounds great.

436
00:30:08,182 --> 00:30:09,390
l'm gonna
get you a drink.
Go for it.

437
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,684
l think you need to
get on this level.

438
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,352
Please be careful.

439
00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:14,812
Hi.

440
00:30:15,189 --> 00:30:17,523
l am so glad that l met you.

441
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,943
l think that we're gonna
be really fast friends.

442
00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:24,322
Yeah. Well, you saw
me naked, so. . .
Yeah.

443
00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:29,911
Yeah. Yeah, ladies.
Gather around.
Ready for a show.

444
00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:32,663
Come on, baby bubble,
wait in line. Yep.
Yeah.

445
00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:34,665
You want some of this.
l know you do.

446
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:37,543
Nice. Mmm-hmm.
Bumper and Donald.

447
00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:41,714
Getting it.

448
00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:44,967
You know, so there's
like 1 0 of us.
Mmm-hmm.

449
00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:48,012
That means that one of us
is probably a lesbian.

450
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,598
You think? Which one
do you think it is?

451
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,892
My money's on Black Beauty.

452
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,685
So, when l drink
too much tonight,

453
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:58,064
can l count on
you to hold my
hair back if l puke?

454
00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:00,233
Ah.

455
00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,734
Don't tell her l said that.

456
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:05,446
All right. l'm gonna go
get a drink. This ginger
needs her jiggle juice.

457
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,574
See you later.
Make good choices.

458
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:12,370
l thought of a new
name for this hairstyle.

459
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,830
lt's called the Orthodox
Jew ponytail.

460
00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:15,915
Yeah?

461
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,084
'Cause it's very reserved
at the front. . .
l see that.

462
00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:20,795
But party in the back.
l see these happening here.

463
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,548
(UPBEAT MUSlC PLAYlNG)

464
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:24,632
(LAUGHS)

465
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,300
(ALL CHEERlNG)

466
00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:33,724
Here's the real question.

467
00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,059
Who would be easier
to sleep with?

468
00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:36,852
Captain America or
a great white shark?

469
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,396
Great white shark.
l wouldn't. . .
Hey.

470
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,730
What are you turd
burgers talking about?

471
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,108
Dressing for comfort?

472
00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:46,862
You are probably the grossest
human being l've ever seen.

473
00:31:47,281 --> 00:31:49,490
Well, you're no
panty-dropper yourself.

474
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:54,662
So l have a feeling
that we should kiss.

475
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:58,207
And is that feeling
a good feeling or an
incorrect feeling?

476
00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:00,835
Well, l sometimes
have a feeling l can
do crystal meth,

477
00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:03,963
but then l think,
"Hmm. Better not."
Yeah.

478
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:06,924
(SlNGlNG HAPPY POP SONG)

479
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:15,975
I don't know the words,
but I can...

480
00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:17,643
Thank you.

481
00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:20,605
This is awesome.

482
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:22,523
lt's definitely something.

483
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:25,484
We are the
kings of campus!

484
00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:28,029
(ALL CONTlNUE SlNGlNG)

485
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:40,625
(SlNGlNG ALONG SADLY)

486
00:32:51,011 --> 00:32:53,179
Man, the old Bellas was hot!

487
00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:55,139
Yeah, they kept it tight.

488
00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:58,726
AUBREY: Okay.
Sopranos in the front
and altos in the back.

489
00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:02,647
As you can see,
Kori is not here.

490
00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,857
Last night she
was Treble-boned.

491
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:06,901
She has been disinvited
from the Bellas.

492
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,069
That oath was serious?

493
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:09,987
Dixie Chicks serious.

494
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:13,282
You can fool around with
whoever you want to,
just not a Treble.

495
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:16,577
That's not gonna be
easy. He's a hunter.

496
00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:18,496
You call it a dude?

497
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:21,165
Stacie, the Trebles
don't respect us,

498
00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,875
and if we let them
penetrate us,

499
00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:24,710


500
00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:27,129
Not a good enough reason
to use the word "penetrate."

501
00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:31,801
So, does anyone here
have anything to confess?

502
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,559
lt was an accident. l. . .

503
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:41,936
Turn in your scarf and go.

504
00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:57,702
(FAKE COUGHS) Slut.

505
00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:00,121
Take your chair.

506
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,543
(CHAlR DRAGS NOlSlLY)

507
00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:12,758
(SOBBlNG)

508
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,468
Was that necessary?

509
00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:17,304
This is war, Beca,

510
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:20,891
and it is my job to make
sure that my soldiers
are prepped at go time

511
00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:24,061
with three kick-ass songs
sung and choreographed
to perfection.

512
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,355
And there are
only four months
until regionals.

513
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,524
So, if you have a problem with
the way that l run the Bellas,

514
00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:30,192
then you should just. . .

515
00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:35,030
(WHlSPERlNG)
Don't stress,
Aubrey. Relax.

516
00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:37,158
We don't want a repeat of
what happened last year.

517
00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:40,035
(EXHALES)

518
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,162
(QUlETLY) What happened
last year?

519
00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:42,747
What are you saying?

520
00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:45,332
What happened last year?

521
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:50,212
And do you guys wanna
see a dead body?

522
00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,427
(lNDlSTlNCT SPEAKlNG ON VlDEO)

523
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,766
Click on "Guy Pukes on Cat."

524
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,642
Enough ! lt happened.
lt's over.

525
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:08,272
We will practice every day
for at least two hours,
seven days a week.

526
00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:09,774
And l trust you will
add your own cardio.

527
00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:13,444
Why cardio?
Yeah, no, don't put
me down for cardio.

528
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,070
Okay, moving on.

529
00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:18,240
This is a list of all of
the songs that we
have ever performed.

530
00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:21,952
And you will notice that
we only do songs made
famous by women.

531
00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:23,370
There's nothing from
this century on here.

532
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:25,581
Because we don't
stray from tradition.

533
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:32,838
Now, this is how we
will become champions.

534
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,554
(DOlNG VOCAL EXERClSES)

535
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:45,392
(VOCALlZlNG QUlETLY)

536
00:35:50,232 --> 00:35:52,566
AUBREY: Come on, girls!
Let's go!

537
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,485
Go, go, go! Pick
up your knees!

538
00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:56,737
Faster, faster! One, two,
one, two, one, two!

539
00:35:56,822 --> 00:36:00,282
Knees up, knees up!
Go, go! Go! Let's get it.

540
00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:04,286
Yes, Chloe. Nice. Amy!

541
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,414
What are you doing?

542
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,291
l'm doing horizontal running.

543
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:10,668
Horizontal running?

544
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,344
(VOCALlZlNG)

545
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,096
No.

546
00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:25,474
No, no.

547
00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:29,395
No.

548
00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:57,006
l know. . . l can do it.

549
00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:09,727
CHLOE: Five, six,
seven, eight.

550
00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:12,730
(SlNGlNG)

551
00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:15,441
Okay, l'm calling it.

552
00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:18,986
(QUlETLY) Thank God.
l asked to go to the bathroom
three hours ago.

553
00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:22,323
Nothing. l hear nothing.

554
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,577
Hey, Aubrey. Did we
just learn the same
choreography from that video?

555
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,622
Okay. Don't forget to pick up
your performance schedules.

556
00:37:29,706 --> 00:37:33,584
We have a gig next week.
That's right. Next week.

557
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:36,462
You guys, it's the Sigma Beta
Theta's Annual Fall Mixer.

558
00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:39,006
Okay. Hands in, Bellas.

559
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,385
Hands in, a-ca-bitches!
Okay.

560
00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,096
Sing "ah" on three. . .

561
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:47,181
(SlNGlNG) Ah!

562
00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:52,603
No, no, no. lt's actually
on three, Fat Amy.

563
00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:53,687
Ah.

564
00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:56,482
All right. On three.

565
00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:58,108
ALL: One, two. . .

566
00:37:58,193 --> 00:38:01,987
(ALL SlNGlNG ASYNCHRONOUSLY)

567
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:05,157
Okay, we will work on that
first thing next time.

568
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:07,368
Okay, guys.
Thank you. Goodbye.

569
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:08,786
She has man hands.

570
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:10,496
Beca, a word?

571
00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:12,373
What's up?

572
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:16,377
You know you'll have to
take those ear monstrosities
out for the Fall Mixer.

573
00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:17,920
You really don't
like me, do you?

574
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,464
l don't like your attitude.
You don't even know me.

575
00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,383
l know you have
a toner for Jesse.

576
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,009
A what?

577
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,636
A toner.

578
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,639
A musical boner.
l saw it at Hood Night.
lt's distracting.

579
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:32,559
Yeah, that's not
a thing and you're not
the boss of me. So. . .

580
00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,311
You took an oath.

581
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:37,022
That oath cost you two
girls already today.

582
00:38:37,107 --> 00:38:38,899
l'm pretty sure you need
me more than l need you.

583
00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:44,571
l can see your toner
through those jeans.

584
00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,991
That's my dick.

585
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:50,953
Everything okay?

586
00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:54,081
We better have our
shit together for SBT.

587
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:58,002
l'm not worried.
l think we're gonna
be a-ca-awesome.

588
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:03,340
(SlNGlNG DlSCO SONG)

589
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:24,236
This makes my beer taste bad.

590
00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,702
l'm gonna stop this.

591
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:36,623
Whoa, whoa.
Just stop. Stop.

592
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:41,670
l am so sorry, Howie.
l know we're not
performance ready.

593
00:39:41,755 --> 00:39:45,632
l wanted the hot Bellas,
not this barnyard explosion.

594
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:49,219
l'm not paying for this.
Let's go. Come on.
God.

595
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,805
Well, l hope you all remember
the way you feel right now,

596
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,016
so you will never wanna
feel this way again.

597
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:57,686
Chloe, your voice
didn't sound Aguilerian
at all.

598
00:39:57,979 --> 00:40:00,731
Chloe, for serious,
what is wrong with you?

599
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,191
l have nodes.

600
00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:05,736
What? Oh, my God.
l found out this morning.

601
00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:07,613
What are nodes?

602
00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:09,198
Vocal nodules.

603
00:40:09,783 --> 00:40:12,326
The rubbing together
of your vocal cords at
above-average rates

604
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,078
without proper lubrication.

605
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:16,330
They sit on your windpipe
and they crush your dreams.

606
00:40:16,498 --> 00:40:19,333
lsn't that painful?
Why would you keep performing?

607
00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,418
Because l love to sing.

608
00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:24,088
Yeah, it's like when my lady
doctor told me not to have
sex for six weeks,

609
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,380
and l did it anyway.

610
00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:28,133
You should really
listen to your doctor.

611
00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:31,303
The key is early diagnosis.

612
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:34,223
l am living with nodes.

613
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,600
But l am a survivor.

614
00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:40,395
l just have to pull back.
Because l am limited.

615
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:43,565
Because l have nodes.

616
00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:45,526
AUBREY: Chloe,
this is horrible.

617
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,444
Well, at least
it's not herpes.

618
00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:51,532
Or do you have
that as well?

619
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:19,351
(CHUCKLES)

620
00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:20,853
Hmm?

621
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:36,618
Jesse?
Yeah.

622
00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:38,328
l'm starving,
so could you. . .

623
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,746
You want me to get you lunch?

624
00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:41,874
You should probably
lay off the burgers.

625
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,959
You're not gonna
be 22 forever, you know.

626
00:41:45,712 --> 00:41:47,588
Yeah, l think l'm good.

627
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,756
He's good.
You're good.

628
00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:52,843
And the chess
match continues.

629
00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:59,516
Hey, this is my new mix,

630
00:41:59,976 --> 00:42:01,602
so if there's anything
you wanted to play. . .

631
00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:03,353
Yeah, okay, l'll
put it on the pile.

632
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:04,980
Okay.

633
00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:12,070
What's up, weirdo?

634
00:42:12,155 --> 00:42:13,697
Okay.

635
00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:18,285
What's this?
As much as l love

636
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,579
spending time with
you stacking CDs. . .
And l do.

637
00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:22,831
l love it, like,
more than life.

638
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:24,917
. . . l figured we could do
some other fun things

639
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:26,877
that don't make us wanna
kill ourselves, right?

640
00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:29,504
Yeah.
So, brought some movies.

641
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:35,719
Jaws, E.T.,
The Breakfast Club,
Star Wars and Rocky.

642
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:38,597
Best scored and
soundtracked movies
of all time.

643
00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:41,975
That's what l wanna
do when l grow up.
l wanna score movies.

644
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,936
Bring people to tears,
you know. Blow their minds.

645
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:46,647
l feel like only
music can do that.

646
00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:48,065
Yeah.

647
00:42:48,149 --> 00:42:49,691
You must really sweep
your girlfriend off her feet.

648
00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,109
l don't have a girlfriend.

649
00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:52,361
What?
No.

650
00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:54,738
You have juice
pouches and Rocky.

651
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:57,282
Okay, so what do you
wanna watch first?

652
00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:58,492
Wanna do something else?

653
00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:01,245
We could relive
my parents' divorce.

654
00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:02,663
Or visit a gynecologist.

655
00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:04,873
What, do you not like
movies or something?

656
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,542
Like, any movies? You don't. . .

657
00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:11,129
What the hell is wrong
with you? How do
you not like movies?

658
00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:14,007
Not liking movies is like
not liking puppies.

659
00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:16,551
They're fine. l just get bored
and never make it to the end.

660
00:43:16,970 --> 00:43:18,929
The endings are the best part.

661
00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:21,890
They're predictable.
Like, the guy gets the girl,

662
00:43:21,975 --> 00:43:25,644
and that kid sees
dead people and Darth
Vader is Luke's father.

663
00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:29,439
Okay, right, so you just
happened to guess the biggest
cinematic reveal in history?

664
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,109
"Vader" in German
means father.

665
00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,695
His name is literally
"Darth Father."

666
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:36,530
Huh.

667
00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:38,365
So, you know German.

668
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,326
Well, now l know
why you don't like fun things.

669
00:43:41,411 --> 00:43:43,495
You know, you need
a movie education.

670
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:45,914
You need a movie-cation.
And l'm gonna give it to you.

671
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,834
Yeah, in between Bella
rehearsals, which are always.

672
00:43:49,419 --> 00:43:50,836
Are you guys getting
ready for the riff-off?

673
00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:53,714
What the hell
is a riff-off?

674
00:43:57,010 --> 00:43:58,135
Hit it!

675
00:43:58,219 --> 00:44:00,304
(ALL MlMlCKlNG SlRENS)

676
00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:02,306
(ALL CHEERlNG)

677
00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:04,516
Welcome to the riff-off!

678
00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:08,729
Who's ready to get vocal?

679
00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:12,566
JUSTlN: The winners get
the greatest prize of all.

680
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:13,650
(MOUTHlNG)
l'm taking you down.

681
00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:15,485
The microphone used by
Hoobastank. . .
(MOUTHlNG) l don't care.

682
00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:18,155
. . .when they rocked
out at the Schnee
Performing Arts Center.

683
00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:21,742
Let's see our first category.

684
00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:30,042
Ladies of the '80s.

685
00:44:30,752 --> 00:44:31,752
Oh !

686
00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:35,422
(CLAPPlNG)

687
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:40,135
(SlNGlNG) Oh, Mickey, you're
So fine you're so fine
You blow my mind

688
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:43,096
Hey, Mickey
Hey, Mickey

689
00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:44,639
Oh, Mickey, you're so fine...

690
00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,975
You're so fine and you're mine

691
00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:51,938
l'll be yours till
the end of time

692
00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:55,525
'Cause you made me feeI

693
00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:59,279
Yeah, you made me feel

694
00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:02,032
So shiny and new

695
00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:04,701
Like a virgin

696
00:45:04,786 --> 00:45:05,911
Okay, guys.

697
00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:11,416
Touched for the
very first time

698
00:45:11,501 --> 00:45:14,336
Like the one in me
That's okay

699
00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:20,133
Let's see how you do it
Put up your dukes,
let's get down to it!

700
00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:23,303
Hit me with your best shot

701
00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:26,139
Why don't you hit me
with your best shot

702
00:45:27,809 --> 00:45:30,227
Hit me with your best shot

703
00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:32,938
Fire away

704
00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:35,315
(VOCALlZlNG)

705
00:45:35,942 --> 00:45:37,901
It must have been Iove

706
00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,152
(ONLOOKERS JEERlNG)

707
00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:42,823
But it's over now

708
00:45:43,825 --> 00:45:45,992
But it's over right now

709
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:48,662
The negative side effects
of medical marijuana, folks.

710
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:49,871
You are. . . (CLAPS)

711
00:45:50,123 --> 00:45:51,540
Cut off!

712
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,751
Stoney baloney.
Let's check out
our next category.

713
00:45:55,211 --> 00:45:57,295
So, we just pick any
song that works?

714
00:45:57,380 --> 00:46:01,174
Yeah, any song.
And you just go with it? Nice.

715
00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:02,759
JUSTlN: And our
next category is. . .

716
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,053
Songs about sex.
Sex?

717
00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:08,598
Na na na
Come on

718
00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:14,438
Na na na na na
Come on, come on, come on

719
00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:19,025
'Cause I may be bad
But l'm perfectly good at it

720
00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:23,113
Sex in the air, I don't care
I Iove the smeII of it

721
00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:26,283
Sticks and stones
May break my bones

722
00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:30,537
But chains and whips
Excite me

723
00:46:30,872 --> 00:46:34,374
'Cause I may be bad
But l'm perfectly good at it

724
00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:38,128
Sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me

725
00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:43,091
Let's talk about all the good
things and the bad things
that may be

726
00:46:43,176 --> 00:46:45,051
Let's taIk about sex

727
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:48,054
Let's taIk about sex
A IittIe bit, a IittIe bit

728
00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,473
Let's talk about sex, baby

729
00:46:49,557 --> 00:46:51,933
Baby, all through the night

730
00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:56,730
l'll make love to you
Like you want me to

731
00:46:57,231 --> 00:47:00,650
And l guess it's just
the woman in you

732
00:47:01,611 --> 00:47:05,655
That brings out
the man in me

733
00:47:06,115 --> 00:47:10,035
l know l can't help myself

734
00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:13,538
You're aII in the worId to me

735
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:18,418
It feeIs Iike the first time

736
00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:22,672
It feeIs Iike the
very first time

737
00:47:23,591 --> 00:47:27,093
It feeIs Iike the first time

738
00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:30,388
lt's going down, fade
to BIackstreet The homies
got RB, collab' creations

739
00:47:30,473 --> 00:47:32,849
Bump like acne, no doubt
l put it down, never slouch

740
00:47:32,934 --> 00:47:35,727
As long as my credit can
vouch a dog couldn't
catch me straight up

741
00:47:35,811 --> 00:47:38,897
Tell me who can stop when Dre
makin' moves attracting
honeys like a magnet

742
00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:41,775
Giving 'em eargasms
with my mellow accent

743
00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:44,945
StiII moving this fIavor
With the homies BIackstreet
and Teddy

744
00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:47,614
The original rump shakers

745
00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:50,867
Keep going.

746
00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:58,833
Shorty get down, good Lord

747
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:02,671
Baby got 'em
open all over town

748
00:48:03,172 --> 00:48:05,507
StrictIy biz, she
don't play around

749
00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:09,052
Cover much ground,
got game by the pound

750
00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:11,263
Getting paid is her forte

751
00:48:11,347 --> 00:48:13,473
Each and every day,
true player way

752
00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:16,351
l can't get her out of my mind

753
00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:17,602
Okay.

754
00:48:17,687 --> 00:48:19,312
I think about the
girl all the time

755
00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:23,233
l like the way you
work it no diggity

756
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,443
l got to bag it up, baby

757
00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:28,530
l like the way you work it
No diggity

758
00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:30,949
l got to bag it up, baby

759
00:48:31,117 --> 00:48:33,910
l like the way you work it
No diggity

760
00:48:33,995 --> 00:48:36,329
l got to bag it up, baby

761
00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:39,499
l like the way you work it
No diggity

762
00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:41,376
l got to bag it up, baby

763
00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:44,629
l like the way you work it
No diggity

764
00:48:44,714 --> 00:48:47,090
l got to bag it up, baby

765
00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:50,093
l like the way you work it
No diggity

766
00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:52,721
l got to bag it up
We out

767
00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:54,681
(ONLOOKERS CHEERlNG)

768
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,019
l mean, you're welcome.

769
00:49:03,024 --> 00:49:04,608
lt's a tough blow, ladies.

770
00:49:04,692 --> 00:49:08,361
The word you needed
to match was "it."
And you sang, "it's."

771
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:11,072
You are. . . (CLAPS)
ALL: Cut off!

772
00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:12,907
Are you serious?
The Trebles win !

773
00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:15,952
Beca, l'm sorry. You lost.

774
00:49:16,037 --> 00:49:19,789
l've never heard
that rule! Ladies, ladies,
come on. Come back.

775
00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:21,666
Sorry.

776
00:49:22,251 --> 00:49:23,543
Money in the bank.

777
00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:24,836
(WHOOPS)

778
00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:28,340
Enjoy watching us
win the lCCAs.

779
00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:32,802
On the TV. On a regional
cable affiliate.

780
00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:34,346
Before everybody
goes to bed tonight,

781
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:36,097
l need you to make a list
of everything you did wrong.

782
00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:38,266
l'm gonna melt that
Cabbage Patch Kid.

783
00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:40,977
Hey, guys, what we just
did was great, right?

784
00:49:41,062 --> 00:49:43,188
Calm your pits, Beca.
We still lost.

785
00:49:43,397 --> 00:49:46,149
Yeah, but it was
spontaneous.
lt was awesome.

786
00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:47,192
We were actually
listening to. . .

787
00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:48,652
Okay, everybody, hands in.

788
00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:50,236
"Ah" on my count.

789
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,322
On three or after three?
On three.

790
00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:53,990
After three.
One, two, three.

791
00:49:54,075 --> 00:49:55,075
That's not how we do it.

792
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:57,243
Oh ! Why can't we
figure this out?

793
00:49:57,370 --> 00:49:59,245
(MASHUP PLAYlNG)

794
00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,833
(LOUDLY) So, l just find
songs that have the same
chord progressions

795
00:50:03,918 --> 00:50:05,752
and create a track that
blends them together.

796
00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:08,296
So, like, this is
the new bass line,

797
00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:11,591
and this is matching
up downbeats.

798
00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:15,428
(QUlETER) Oh,
l'm talking really loud.

799
00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:17,764
That's me singing.

800
00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,193
(LOUDLY) This is really good.

801
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:32,320
(QUlETER) Now l'm the one
yelling, right?

802
00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:35,782
That is amazing, Beca.

803
00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:37,826
Thanks.

804
00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:41,037
So, l brought this over,

805
00:50:41,122 --> 00:50:44,165
because l wanna watch you
watch the end of this movie.

806
00:50:45,418 --> 00:50:47,043
And then l can
die a hero.

807
00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:53,007
Wait, actually. . .

808
00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:56,594
You have a habit of making
yourself at home,
did you know that?

809
00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:57,804
Yeah.

810
00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:02,642
BECA: Hmm. . .

811
00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:06,980
Okay.

812
00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:08,398
(ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG ON LAPTOP)

813
00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:10,817
The Breakfast CIub. 1985.

814
00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:13,153
Greatest ending
to any movie ever.

815
00:51:13,946 --> 00:51:16,531
This song launched
Simple Minds in the US.

816
00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:19,117
Could have been a Billy ldol
song, but he turned it down.

817
00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:20,535
ldiot.

818
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,039
Perfectly sums up
the movie. lt's equally
beautiful and sad.

819
00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:28,418
That is fascinating.

820
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:29,669
Right?

821
00:51:30,171 --> 00:51:33,131
Tell me, what
does Judd Nelson
eat for breakfast?

822
00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:36,843
Oh, well, like all
misunderstood rebels,
he feeds on hypocrisy.

823
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:37,969
Sure.

824
00:51:38,053 --> 00:51:41,222
And black coffee
to help with his
morning dumps.

825
00:51:42,558 --> 00:51:43,600
You're an idiot.

826
00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:45,769
lt's true. l'm full
of fun facts.

827
00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:47,937
You should let other people
tell you they're fun.

828
00:51:48,022 --> 00:51:49,022
ANDREW: And an athlete.

829
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,441
ALLlSON: And a basket case.

830
00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:52,901
CLAlRE: A princess.

831
00:51:52,985 --> 00:51:54,527
BENDER: And a criminal.

832
00:51:54,862 --> 00:51:56,946
BRlAN: Does that answer
your question?

833
00:51:57,740 --> 00:52:00,617
SincereIy yours,
the Breakfast CIub.

834
00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:07,040
You're missing the ending.

835
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,291
Sorry.

836
00:52:16,217 --> 00:52:17,383
(ROCK MUSlC STOPS)

837
00:52:18,928 --> 00:52:21,638
lt's good. l'm sure
the beginning is. . .

838
00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:26,017
The white girl is back.

839
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:31,731
And l'm out.

840
00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:37,529
Always a pleasure, Kimmy Jin.

841
00:52:40,407 --> 00:52:42,742
So. . . Excuse me. Excuse me.

842
00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:46,746
(BELLAS SlNGlNG DlSCO SONG)

843
00:52:56,841 --> 00:52:57,841
(PANTlNG)

844
00:52:57,925 --> 00:53:00,426
l should have taken that
cardio tip more seriously.

845
00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:01,678
How much have you done?

846
00:53:01,762 --> 00:53:03,054
You just saw it.

847
00:53:03,138 --> 00:53:05,265
Chloe, you gotta be
able to hit that last note.

848
00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:07,058
l can't. lt's impossible.

849
00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:08,935
And it's because of
my, my nodes.

850
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:10,186
Her nodes. Her nodes.

851
00:53:10,271 --> 00:53:13,106
Well, if you can't do it,
then someone else
needs to solo.

852
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:15,733
l think Beca should
take my solo.

853
00:53:15,943 --> 00:53:18,069
Yeah, Beca would be excellent.

854
00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:21,865
But also, someone else
might be equally as excellent.

855
00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:25,535
lt's true.
And they might be shy

856
00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:28,037
and not wanna come forward
and say they wanted a solo.

857
00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:31,541
Well, Beca doesn't
want a solo, so. . .

858
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:33,042
l would be happy to do it

859
00:53:33,127 --> 00:53:34,794
if l got to pick a new song
and do an arrangement.

860
00:53:34,879 --> 00:53:36,713
Well, that's not how
we run things here.

861
00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:39,799
Aubrey, maybe Beca has
a point. Maybe we could
try something new.

862
00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:40,967
A-ca-scuse me?

863
00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:45,763
You can sing Turn the Beat
Around and that's the last
l wanna hear of this.

864
00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:49,517
That song is tired.
We're not gonna win with it.

865
00:53:49,602 --> 00:53:51,185
lf we pull samples
from different genres

866
00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:52,520
and layer them together,
we could make some. . .

867
00:53:52,605 --> 00:53:55,648
Okay, let me explain something
to you because you still
don't seem to get it.

868
00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:59,319
Our goal is to get back to
the finals and these
songs will get us there.

869
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:03,948
So, excuse me if l don't take
advice from some alt-girl
with her mad lib beats,

870
00:54:04,033 --> 00:54:05,909
because she's never even
been in competition.

871
00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:07,285
Have l made myself clear?

872
00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:09,662
Crystal. l won't solo.

873
00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:11,372
Fine.

874
00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:13,708
Fat Amy?
Yes, sir?

875
00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:15,084
You'll solo.

876
00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:16,252
(EXCLAlMS HAPPlLY)

877
00:54:16,337 --> 00:54:19,631
Yes! Yes.

878
00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:37,774
(SlNGERS VOCALlZlNG)

879
00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:41,194
(SlNGlNG AMUSlNG POP SONG)

880
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:42,403
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

881
00:54:42,488 --> 00:54:46,491
The 201 2 southeastern
regional competition
has officially begun.

882
00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:48,701
Yes, l'm Gail
Abernathy McCadd,

883
00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:51,245
and to my right
is fellow a cappella
alum John Smith

884
00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:54,165
and we are live from
Carolina University.

885
00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:56,501
It's a new season
for a cappella.

886
00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:59,504
The regionals begin
the long road to
LincoIn Center

887
00:54:59,588 --> 00:55:02,465
where all of these youngsters
hope to one day win a trophy

888
00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:04,550
by making music
with their mouths.

889
00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:15,770
(CONTlNUE SlNGlNG)

890
00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:19,899
A cappella out of
sock puppets? Genius.

891
00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:22,276
BECA: Yeah, look at the black
one with the white sock.

892
00:55:22,361 --> 00:55:23,486
CYNTHlA ROSE:
lt's making a statement.

893
00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:26,239
There's no craft there.
Watching them will
make you worse.

894
00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:27,907
At least they're different.

895
00:55:30,119 --> 00:55:33,162
And the Sockappellas,
once again proving

896
00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:36,958
that it doesn't get
better for everyone
after high school.

897
00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:39,252
(CONTlNUE SlNGlNG)

898
00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:50,930
Do we clap?

899
00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:52,098
No, we don't.
Never.

900
00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:57,770
Hands in.

901
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,858
Remember, "ah" on three.

902
00:56:01,942 --> 00:56:03,526
One, two. . .

903
00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:04,902
(ALL SlNGlNG ASYNCHRONOUSLY)
Wait, you said we'd. . .

904
00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:07,196
l'm sorry.

905
00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:09,115
lt's okay,
it's gonna be okay. Okay.

906
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:11,075
Let's give it up
for the Barden BeIIas!

907
00:56:14,955 --> 00:56:16,205
Wow.

908
00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:22,628
This does not look like the
fresh-faced nubile Bellas that
we have come to know.

909
00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:26,174
ls it me or are those skirts
just not working anymore?

910
00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:27,925
You're walking
the line, John.

911
00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:31,554
lt's a nice surprise
to see the Bellas
mixing it up.

912
00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:35,016
lt's refreshing, yet
displeasing to the eye.

913
00:56:39,063 --> 00:56:40,063
(PLAYS NOTE)

914
00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:43,941
One, two, three, four.

915
00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:46,486
(ALL VOCALlZlNG)

916
00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:54,577
(SlNGlNG MELLOW POP SONG)

917
00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:56,245
GAlL: The Barden Bellas
bringing back

918
00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:59,082
the same song they sang
at last year's finals.

919
00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:02,251
And all eyes will be on
senior Aubrey Posen.

920
00:57:02,336 --> 00:57:04,253
She could toss some
cookies at any moment.

921
00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:30,446
GAlL: And she makes
it through, folks.
No cookie toss.

922
00:57:35,702 --> 00:57:37,286
(SONG ENDS)

923
00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:38,955
(ALL VOCALlZlNG)

924
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:48,756
(SlNGlNG SOFT ROCK BALLAD)

925
00:57:55,764 --> 00:57:58,975
John, a change of pace could
not come soon enough here
for the Barden Bellas.

926
00:57:59,268 --> 00:58:01,769
This is not a great way
to start their season.

927
00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:07,150
Yeah, this number is
like an elephant dart
to the public's face.

928
00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:10,194
(CONTlNUES SlNGlNG)

929
00:58:10,279 --> 00:58:15,992
(SlNGlNG DlSCO SONG)

930
00:58:16,076 --> 00:58:17,118
Oh, yeah !

931
00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:22,957
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG)

932
00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:26,252
(SlNGlNG LEAD VOCALS)

933
00:58:49,943 --> 00:58:52,278
(ALL VOCALlZlNG)

934
00:58:57,075 --> 00:58:58,409
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG LOUDLY)

935
00:58:58,493 --> 00:58:59,493
Yes.

936
00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:02,079
(WHOOPS)

937
00:59:07,002 --> 00:59:08,794
MAN: Yeah, Fat Amy.

938
00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:10,421
Boo!

939
00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:13,591
GAIL: The Barden Bellas
went deep into the archive
for that song, John.

940
00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:15,927
l remember singing it
with my own a cappella group.

941
00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:17,470
And what group
was that, Gail?

942
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:18,763
The Minstrel
Cycles, John.

943
00:59:19,932 --> 00:59:21,098
Well, that's an
unfortunate name.

944
00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:24,477
EMCEE: Thank you.
Really incredible.

945
00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:27,438
The Barden Bellas. Thank you.

946
00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:32,443
(MOUTHlNG) That was great.

947
00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:33,569
EMCEE: Amazing.

948
00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:36,572
You know, there must be
something in the water over
there at Barden University,

949
00:59:36,657 --> 00:59:38,157
'cause this next group
is aIso from Barden.

950
00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:43,037
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Barden University
TrebIemakers.

951
00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:47,083
Here we go, the Barden
Treblemakers. They're on the
trail for Lincoln Center, huh?

952
00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:49,210
Absolutely, they
always are, Gail.

953
00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:52,088
My favorite, and
everyone's favorite.

954
00:59:52,172 --> 00:59:55,424
Now it says here in
my notes that their front
man Bumper Allen

955
00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:59,095
has recently released
his own line of
sports sandals.

956
01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:02,014
Shh !

957
01:00:02,099 --> 01:00:05,935
(ALL VOCALlZlNG)

958
01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:09,730
(SlNGlNG HlP-HOP SONG)

959
01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:31,460
Boy, the bad boys
of a cappella have
just gotten badder.

960
01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:32,670
Whoo! That's right, John.

961
01:00:32,754 --> 01:00:35,798
l'm gonna have to
excuse myself to
freshen up the downtown.

962
01:00:35,882 --> 01:00:37,049
Can l help?

963
01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:39,093
(CONTlNUE SlNGlNG)

964
01:01:03,118 --> 01:01:06,329
Ladies and gentlemen,
the moment we've
all been waiting for.

965
01:01:06,413 --> 01:01:09,749
The results of tonight's
regional competition.

966
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:12,752
ln third place,
the SockappeIIas!

967
01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:18,007
Yeah, lucky you.
ln second place,

968
01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:21,969
and advancing to
this year's semi-finals,
the Barden BeIIas.

969
01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:23,512
Yeah.

970
01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:25,765
Yes!

971
01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:27,266
Awesome.

972
01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:28,976
Oh, nice. Nice.

973
01:01:29,061 --> 01:01:30,186
Hey, ugh !

974
01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:33,356
And the winner of tonight's
regional competition,

975
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,649
defending their crown,
ladies and gentlemen,

976
01:01:35,734 --> 01:01:38,235
the Barden University
TrebIemakers!

977
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:39,737
MAN: Way to go, Trebles.

978
01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:44,617
Yes! Yes!

979
01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:48,454
That's right!

980
01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:51,248
(MEN VOCALlZlNG)

981
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,545
(SlNGlNG RAP SONG)

982
01:02:24,991 --> 01:02:25,991
(TREBLEMAKERS CHEERlNG)

983
01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:29,078
l'm willing to sign breasts.
Yes! l'm willing to sign. . .

984
01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:32,998
Oh, look who it is. Old dudes.

985
01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:34,834
(SlNG-SONG) Get a life.

986
01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:36,710
Sonic boom.

987
01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:38,421
Just 'cause we graduated
a few years ago,

988
01:02:38,505 --> 01:02:41,382
doesn't mean we can't still
get off performing our
oral magic, all right?

989
01:02:41,466 --> 01:02:42,466
Oral magic?

990
01:02:42,551 --> 01:02:44,468
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
buddy, buddy.

991
01:02:44,553 --> 01:02:45,928
Are you looking
for what l think
you're looking for?

992
01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:47,346
BUMPER: Yeah, a fight?
You looking for a fight?

993
01:02:47,431 --> 01:02:49,140
Please, please.
Please say you're
looking for a fight.

994
01:02:49,224 --> 01:02:52,101
Please, please say
you're looking for a fight.

995
01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:54,437
Yes! l will fight.

996
01:02:54,521 --> 01:02:56,689
l would fight him,

997
01:02:56,773 --> 01:03:00,860
but l tore a quad
within the midst
of the dance. . .

998
01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:03,195
Hey, Gandhi.
Hey, you, are we
doing this or what?

999
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,280
Hit me.
What?

1000
01:03:04,364 --> 01:03:05,489
Let's get it on !

1001
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:08,617
Mmm-mmm.

1002
01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:11,328
l've wrestled crocodiles
and dingoes simultaneously.

1003
01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:12,621
Come here!
JESSE: Why do you want
me to hit you?

1004
01:03:12,706 --> 01:03:13,747
l don't wanna do that.

1005
01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:16,125
l need to feel something.
Hit me as hard as you can.

1006
01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:18,919
Hit me hard. Take this.
Take this. l want you
to hit me with it.

1007
01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:21,046
l'm just gonna. . .
l'm just gonna check on them.

1008
01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:24,341
The kraken has been unleashed.
Feel the Fat Amy force!

1009
01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:28,137
Hey.

1010
01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,890
Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh.

1011
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:32,641
Oh !

1012
01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:33,934
That's fantastic!

1013
01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:35,728
Amy, don't. Amy!
Feel the fat power.

1014
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:38,189
Fat Amy! Kick me in the balls!

1015
01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:40,691
BECA: Amy!

1016
01:03:41,401 --> 01:03:43,652
Give me the sharp weapon,
l wanna put it up his butt!

1017
01:03:43,737 --> 01:03:45,571
Ooh ! Cherry on top.

1018
01:03:47,574 --> 01:03:49,533
(ALL GASP)

1019
01:03:51,411 --> 01:03:52,453
Which way are you running?

1020
01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:54,246
This way. This way.
All right.

1021
01:03:54,748 --> 01:03:55,956
MAN: Beautiful.

1022
01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:57,416
Amy!

1023
01:03:57,501 --> 01:03:58,751
Vertical running.

1024
01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:00,503
AMY: l'm vertical running.

1025
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,964
Hey, Hilary Swank from
Million Dollar Baby.

1026
01:04:04,049 --> 01:04:07,301
Hey, you know you just
have to say, "Hey,
Million Dollar Baby."

1027
01:04:07,385 --> 01:04:10,137
You don't have
to reference the
specific actress.

1028
01:04:10,222 --> 01:04:12,389
Damn. Prison changed you.

1029
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:14,683
Thanks for
bailing me out.

1030
01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:15,768
Well, l didn't.

1031
01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:17,603
You called my dad?

1032
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:19,772
l know, l know, but they were
putting you in handcuffs, Bec.

1033
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:20,940
lt looked pretty serious.

1034
01:04:21,024 --> 01:04:22,525
That doesn't mean
you call my dad.

1035
01:04:22,609 --> 01:04:24,735
Who else was l gonna
call? Okay, why are
you yelling at me?

1036
01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:25,903
l'm the only one here.

1037
01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:27,905
l didn't ask you to be.

1038
01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:29,823
l was just trying
to help you.

1039
01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:32,243
l don't need your help,
you're not my boyfriend.

1040
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:34,161
Got it.

1041
01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:36,080
Dad, it's not a big deal.
Yeah, it's a big deal.

1042
01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:37,706
l get a call in the
middle of the night

1043
01:04:37,791 --> 01:04:40,834
saying my daughter's
been arrested for
destruction of property.

1044
01:04:40,919 --> 01:04:43,629
lt was a misunderstanding
and l was protecting
my friends.

1045
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:46,298
l was putting myself
out there. Making memories.

1046
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:49,885
lf you think l'm paying
for you to go to LA
after a stunt like this,

1047
01:04:49,970 --> 01:04:51,428
l'm not.
Get in the car.

1048
01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:53,556
You're not even gonna hear
what l have to say about this?

1049
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,391
No, not tonight.
Just get in.

1050
01:05:07,529 --> 01:05:08,654
ALL: Hey!

1051
01:05:10,323 --> 01:05:11,407
AMY: What up, Shawshank?

1052
01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:12,783
Did you get
yourself a bitch?

1053
01:05:12,867 --> 01:05:14,159
Did they spray
you with a hose?

1054
01:05:14,786 --> 01:05:16,662
(QUlETLY) l did
a turn at County.

1055
01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:19,206
You guys waited up for me?

1056
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:20,666
Of course we
waited up for you.

1057
01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:24,920
They've been here
for hours. lt's a real
inconvenience, Beca.

1058
01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:28,591
Beca, l'm glad you're here.

1059
01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:31,302
l'm calling an
emergency Bella meeting.

1060
01:05:31,386 --> 01:05:32,511
No.

1061
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,555
First up. . .
Yes.

1062
01:05:34,681 --> 01:05:37,266
Our score sheet revealed
that the Sockappellas
almost beat us.

1063
01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:40,936
And Fat Amy, you need to
do it exactly how we
rehearsed it, okay?

1064
01:05:41,021 --> 01:05:42,021
No surprises.

1065
01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:44,315
We should be taking risks.
lt's not enough to be good,

1066
01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:46,108
we need to put ourselves
out there, be different.

1067
01:05:46,192 --> 01:05:49,111
Beca's right.
The Trebles never sing
the same song twice.

1068
01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:51,447
The audience love the
Trebles, they tolerate us.

1069
01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:54,617
We could change the
face of a cappella if we. . .

1070
01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:56,869
Oh, my God, that sounded
so queerballs. What's
happening to me?

1071
01:05:58,705 --> 01:06:00,956
Let me show you
this arrangement
l've been working on.

1072
01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:02,791
CHLOE: l didn't know
you were into this stuff.

1073
01:06:02,876 --> 01:06:03,917
Yeah.

1074
01:06:05,170 --> 01:06:09,089
Okay, l have the pitch pipe,
and l say that we focus on
the set list as planned.

1075
01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:12,676
From now on, there will be
no more wasting time with work

1076
01:06:12,761 --> 01:06:16,305
or school or boyfriends
or partners.

1077
01:06:16,389 --> 01:06:18,474
Sorry, Cynthia Rose.

1078
01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:21,852
But Aubrey, this stuff
is pretty cool. l mean. . .

1079
01:06:21,936 --> 01:06:24,104
Okay. Rehearsal tomorrow,
8:00 a.m. sharp.

1080
01:06:26,566 --> 01:06:28,067
(DANCE MASHUP PLAYlNG)

1081
01:06:36,409 --> 01:06:37,701
Hey!

1082
01:06:39,371 --> 01:06:42,414
This is my track!
You're playing my
song right now!

1083
01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:45,209
That is awesome!
You like it?

1084
01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:48,128
You put it on the
radio! That is amazing !

1085
01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:50,172
lt's a sick beat.

1086
01:06:51,424 --> 01:06:53,300
Yeah, l always thought
her beats were pretty sick.

1087
01:06:53,385 --> 01:06:56,387
Hey, Becky, listen,
spring break, l want you
to take the night shift.

1088
01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:57,513
Play your music.

1089
01:06:58,390 --> 01:07:02,601
The DJ at the Garage does
a brilliant version of this,
but yours? lt's better.

1090
01:07:02,936 --> 01:07:04,186
Yeah, it is.

1091
01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:07,439
l'm gonna listen to her
tonight. l think you should. . .
You should come with.

1092
01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:09,066
l have a thing.

1093
01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:11,193
Flight attendant training?

1094
01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:15,114
lt's Barden Bellas. l have
the semi-finals tonight.

1095
01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:19,201
Really? l did not have you
pegged as an a cappella girl.

1096
01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:21,203
That's 'cause you don't
know Becky like l do.

1097
01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:22,705
See you tonight.

1098
01:07:40,098 --> 01:07:42,474
Okay, don't you
flat-butts worry, l got this.

1099
01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:44,309
l'm just gonna pump and dump.

1100
01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:46,520
BUMPER: l don't
care what you say.

1101
01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:49,523
Sisqó live, best
performance ever,
l've ever seen.

1102
01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:51,400
"Thong Song" isn't
his only hit.
Yeah.

1103
01:07:55,113 --> 01:07:56,155
All right? That's serious.

1104
01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:57,364
Yo, Bump, is that Fat Amy?

1105
01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,075
Donald, slow down ! Slow down !

1106
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:01,910
Yeah ! All right!

1107
01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:05,038
Hey, Amy? Sabotage!

1108
01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:08,625
(TREBLEMAKERS
EXCLAlM TRlUMPHANTLY)

1109
01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:12,546
l've been shot.

1110
01:08:14,215 --> 01:08:17,217
l've just been shot! Help me.

1111
01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:18,677
Fat Amy!

1112
01:08:19,471 --> 01:08:21,096
They shot Amy!

1113
01:08:21,181 --> 01:08:23,015
l've got you. l've got you.

1114
01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:28,270
No, no, no. l'm talking,
l'm talking. . . l'm sitting up.

1115
01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:30,189
All right. Cool.
AMY: There's no need for that.

1116
01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:32,065
No mouth to mouth.

1117
01:08:32,150 --> 01:08:35,694
Oh, shit. Bumper threw
a big-ass burrito at me.

1118
01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:40,741
l'm gonna kill him, l swear.
l'm gonna finish him
like a cheesecake.

1119
01:08:54,214 --> 01:08:55,839
(HUMMlNG)

1120
01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:07,726
You've got yourself
a little something there.

1121
01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:10,395
Just leave it.
lt fuels my hate fire.

1122
01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:24,284
(CHLOE SlNGlNG
BOUNCY POP SONG)

1123
01:09:31,251 --> 01:09:40,968
(SlNGlNG ALONG)

1124
01:09:50,061 --> 01:09:51,520
Oh, my God.

1125
01:09:51,604 --> 01:09:56,567
(ALL CONTlNUE SlNGlNG)

1126
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:03,323
(SlNGlNG ALONG)

1127
01:10:22,427 --> 01:10:23,969
lt's a. . . lt's. . .
(ENGlNE SPUTTERlNG)

1128
01:10:26,347 --> 01:10:27,347
Oh.

1129
01:10:27,473 --> 01:10:29,141
What the hell?

1130
01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:33,645
Um. . . lt's pretty cool,
actually. l think we're
just running out of gas.

1131
01:10:34,022 --> 01:10:35,939
No, that can't be.
You just filled the tank.

1132
01:10:36,024 --> 01:10:37,816
Yeah, l did.

1133
01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:43,822
And, yet, maybe l didn't,
because l got hit by
flying Mexican food.

1134
01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:49,202
(ENGlNE STOPS)

1135
01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:50,787
AMY: And we're out.

1136
01:10:51,664 --> 01:10:52,956
A-ca-scuse me?

1137
01:10:53,124 --> 01:10:54,708
A-ca-believe it.

1138
01:10:55,335 --> 01:10:57,169
AMY: Man, what
are we gonna do?

1139
01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,337
Maybe we could call. . .

1140
01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:01,632
No, don't even say it,
Chloe. How dare you?

1141
01:11:01,716 --> 01:11:04,843
Oh, no, actually that is
a really good idea. l've
got Bumper's number.

1142
01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:07,262
Why do you have
Bumper's number?

1143
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:11,642
Uh. . .

1144
01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:17,522
(BEATBOXlNG)

1145
01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:19,650
So, Bellas,

1146
01:11:20,068 --> 01:11:24,363
what boring, estrogen-filled
set have you prepared
for us this evening?

1147
01:11:24,697 --> 01:11:26,323
AMY: Excuse me?

1148
01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:29,451
But you guys are gonna get
pitch-slapped so hard

1149
01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:31,161
your man boobs are
gonna concave.

1150
01:11:31,245 --> 01:11:33,747
(BEATBOXlNG)

1151
01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:36,249
Nine miles, guys.

1152
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,543
(BEATBOXlNG QUlETLY)

1153
01:11:46,094 --> 01:11:47,886
That's pretty good.

1154
01:11:49,389 --> 01:11:51,390
l set fires
to feel joy.

1155
01:11:52,392 --> 01:11:54,059
That's adorable.

1156
01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:58,563
(ALL VOCALlZlNG)

1157
01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:06,571
(SlNGlNG UPBEAT DlSCO SONG)

1158
01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:16,873
Five minutes, Bellas.

1159
01:12:16,958 --> 01:12:18,834
Where did he come from?
Shh !

1160
01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:22,587
lt's over. There's no
way we can beat the
Footnotes and the Trebles.

1161
01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:28,468
(CONTlNUES SlNGlNG)

1162
01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:47,612
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG LOUDLY)

1163
01:12:52,452 --> 01:12:54,202
Whoo! That little
peanut can sing.

1164
01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:57,581
He really can. lt sounds
to me, though, Gail, like his
boys haven't dropped yet,

1165
01:12:57,665 --> 01:12:58,874
if you know what l mean.

1166
01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:02,502
lf you mean his testicles,
then l do, John.
l do. l really do.

1167
01:13:02,587 --> 01:13:03,962
AUBREY: A-ca-huddle, now.

1168
01:13:04,672 --> 01:13:07,716
The top two teams go to
the finals, so we just
have to beat one of them.

1169
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:12,471
And if we do it exactly how
we rehearsed it, we will get
there, okay? Exactly.

1170
01:13:15,475 --> 01:13:16,558
Hands in.

1171
01:13:18,144 --> 01:13:19,352
STAClE: On three
or after three?

1172
01:13:19,937 --> 01:13:21,146
Screw it. Let's just do it.

1173
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,815
Put your hands together
for the Barden BeIIas!

1174
01:13:25,193 --> 01:13:27,027
JOHN: Okay, the Bellas
are coming out.

1175
01:13:28,821 --> 01:13:31,490
Another step in this
competition and. . .

1176
01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:34,743
One, two, three, four. . .

1177
01:13:35,078 --> 01:13:37,037
(ALL VOCALlZlNG)

1178
01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:39,539
JOHN: Here we go again.

1179
01:13:39,624 --> 01:13:41,541
GAIL: Looks like they're
sticking with what they know.

1180
01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:44,795
(SlNGlNG MELLOW POP SONG)

1181
01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:04,606
(HARMONlZES WlTH DANCE SONG)

1182
01:14:21,707 --> 01:14:23,041
(SlNGlNG MELLOW POP SONG)

1183
01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:26,086
(SlNGlNG DANCE SONG)

1184
01:14:26,504 --> 01:14:29,047
(SlNGlNG DANCE SONG)
(SlNGlNG MELLOW POP SONG)

1185
01:14:29,132 --> 01:14:30,924
JOHN: A little tension on
the stage tonight.

1186
01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:32,384
GAlL: Claws are out.

1187
01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:36,138
This is just friendly
collegiate fun.

1188
01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:39,099
lt's a tough competition,
but we're all here
to have a good time.

1189
01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:42,519
That's right, John. But
a mistake can haunt you
for the rest of your life

1190
01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:43,687
and affect your children.

1191
01:14:44,564 --> 01:14:46,606
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG LOUDLY)

1192
01:14:50,444 --> 01:14:53,196
What the hell, Beca?
Were you trying
to screw us up?

1193
01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:54,531
Are you serious?

1194
01:14:54,615 --> 01:14:56,783
Newsflash. This
isn't the Beca show.

1195
01:14:56,868 --> 01:14:59,327
Okay, l'm sorry
that l messed you up,

1196
01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:02,289
but in case you hadn't
noticed, everybody pretty much
dozed off during our set.

1197
01:15:02,415 --> 01:15:05,000
lt's not your job to decide
what we do and when we do it.

1198
01:15:05,084 --> 01:15:09,254
Why don't you ask the rest of
the group how they felt about
your little improvisation?

1199
01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:13,383
Amy?

1200
01:15:14,218 --> 01:15:19,181
lt was cool.
But it did take us
a little bit by surprise.

1201
01:15:19,599 --> 01:15:21,057
Yeah, a lot by surprise.

1202
01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:22,851
A little.

1203
01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:26,021
l told you she wasn't
a Bella.
Aubrey, don't.

1204
01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:28,356
No, that's okay.
You don't have to pretend

1205
01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:30,317
you're allowed
to have a say in
the group, right?

1206
01:15:30,401 --> 01:15:33,028
Your attitude sucks.
You're a grade-A
pain in my ass,

1207
01:15:33,112 --> 01:15:34,362
and l know you're
hooking up with Jesse.

1208
01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:36,781
Whoa. Whoa. Aubrey, calm down.
We're not hooking up, l swear.

1209
01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:40,702
Jesus Christ! That's
perfect. Of course
you're here right now.

1210
01:15:40,786 --> 01:15:44,080
l don't need your help,
okay? Can you back off?

1211
01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:46,499
BENJl: Trebles.
Time to bring the pain.

1212
01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:50,629
lf this is what
l get for trying. . .

1213
01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:54,925
BENJl: Beca? Beca, wait.

1214
01:16:00,181 --> 01:16:01,348
Aubrey, it actually
went really well.

1215
01:16:01,432 --> 01:16:02,724
Chloe, stop!

1216
01:16:02,808 --> 01:16:04,559
Excuse me.
Oh, my God. Okay.

1217
01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:08,563
Beca? Beca, wait.

1218
01:16:22,370 --> 01:16:24,955
JOHN: And the Treblemakers
seal the deal tonight.

1219
01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:28,625
GAIL: Unfortunately, Barden's
other group, the Bellas,
do not advance,

1220
01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:33,505
and senior Aubrey Posen loses
her chance to redeem herseIf
from last year's Pukegate.

1221
01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:37,634
(KNOCKlNG)

1222
01:16:41,973 --> 01:16:43,723
KlMMY: Happy spring break.

1223
01:16:44,183 --> 01:16:45,392
Thanks.

1224
01:17:37,903 --> 01:17:39,154
(lNAUDlBLE)

1225
01:18:11,062 --> 01:18:14,898
BRlAN: (ON LAPTOP)
ln the simplest terms, in the
most convenient definitions.

1226
01:18:14,982 --> 01:18:19,027
But what we found out is that
each one of us is a brain.
(GASPS)

1227
01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:20,695
ANDREW: And an athlete.

1228
01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,655
ALLlSON: And a basket case.

1229
01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:23,907
CLAlRE: A princess.

1230
01:18:23,991 --> 01:18:25,617
BENDER: And a criminal.
(SOBBlNG)

1231
01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:28,036
BRlAN: Does that answer
your question?

1232
01:18:28,788 --> 01:18:31,581
SincereIy yours,
the Breakfast CIub.

1233
01:18:31,832 --> 01:18:34,584
(ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG)

1234
01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:45,637
Oh, my God.

1235
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:48,807
Okay.

1236
01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:02,570
We are from the
Collegiate A
Cappella Association.

1237
01:19:02,655 --> 01:19:06,324
lt has come to our attention
that you are not in college.

1238
01:19:06,659 --> 01:19:08,410
ls this your mother?
(CLEARS THROAT)

1239
01:19:12,957 --> 01:19:14,374
(ELECTRONlC MUSlC PLAYlNG)

1240
01:19:16,043 --> 01:19:17,627
(CELL PHONE RlNGS)

1241
01:19:19,463 --> 01:19:21,297
This is Aubrey Posen.

1242
01:19:24,844 --> 01:19:27,178
Yes, thank you, sir.

1243
01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:31,474
l look forward to seeing
you again at Lincoln Center.

1244
01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:34,978
Yes!

1245
01:19:38,232 --> 01:19:39,774
(CELL PHONE CHlMES)

1246
01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:44,487
(MOUTHlNG)

1247
01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:47,157
(ALL LAUGHlNG)

1248
01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:48,366
Ah.

1249
01:19:48,701 --> 01:19:50,076
Aubrey?

1250
01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:54,205
(BEATBOXlNG)

1251
01:19:59,503 --> 01:20:00,503
(CELL PHONE CHlMES)

1252
01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:02,130
(CHUCKLES)

1253
01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:03,756
l'm all in, bitches.

1254
01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:07,051
(CELL PHONE CHlMES)

1255
01:20:15,936 --> 01:20:16,978
(ALL CHEERlNG)

1256
01:20:17,062 --> 01:20:21,524
Okay. The a-ca-gods have
looked down on us and they
have given us a second chance.

1257
01:20:21,609 --> 01:20:22,817
ShaIom!

1258
01:20:22,902 --> 01:20:23,985
l texted Beca.

1259
01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:25,278
You did what?

1260
01:20:25,362 --> 01:20:26,404
She makes us better.

1261
01:20:26,489 --> 01:20:28,490
That's not an opinion
for you to have, Chloe.

1262
01:20:28,574 --> 01:20:30,158
Why? Because
it's not yours?

1263
01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:31,826
You're not always
right, you know.

1264
01:20:31,911 --> 01:20:33,661
We will win without her.

1265
01:20:44,590 --> 01:20:47,425
Jesse, l know you're in there.
l can smell popcorn.
(MOVlE PLAYlNG ON HEADPHONES)

1266
01:20:48,636 --> 01:20:50,595
Jesse, come on. Open up.

1267
01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:02,732
Hey. l tried to call
you. l left you a bunch
of messages.

1268
01:21:03,150 --> 01:21:04,275
Yeah, l got them.

1269
01:21:05,528 --> 01:21:06,653
l'm sorry that we fought.

1270
01:21:06,737 --> 01:21:09,322
l was mad and l overreacted
and l'm just. . .

1271
01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:10,615
Aubrey makes me crazy.

1272
01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:11,908
Seriously?

1273
01:21:13,369 --> 01:21:15,286
You think l'm mad
because you yelled at me?

1274
01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:17,247
No, l know. . .

1275
01:21:17,331 --> 01:21:20,750
No, you don't.
You think you know,
but you don't.

1276
01:21:21,877 --> 01:21:26,005
You push away anyone who
could possibly care about
you. Why is that?

1277
01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:28,925
l don't know.

1278
01:21:29,510 --> 01:21:32,971
Well, you better figure it out
because l'm done with. . .

1279
01:21:34,014 --> 01:21:35,265
Whatever this is.

1280
01:21:35,349 --> 01:21:36,808
Jesse. . .
l'm done.

1281
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:41,479
(SlGHS)

1282
01:21:54,285 --> 01:21:55,493
Women.

1283
01:21:55,995 --> 01:21:57,078
Yeah.

1284
01:21:59,373 --> 01:22:00,582
Okay, stop.

1285
01:22:00,666 --> 01:22:02,333
What is happening to us?

1286
01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:05,420
Chloe, you sound like
you smoke three packs a day.

1287
01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:07,964
Stacie, you are so
behind on choreography.

1288
01:22:08,048 --> 01:22:11,759
And Jessica and Ashley,
it is like you haven't been
here all year long.

1289
01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:12,885
Aubrey, really?

1290
01:22:12,970 --> 01:22:14,262
We've literally been
here the whole time.

1291
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:17,348
Aubrey, please,
just give us a break.

1292
01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:19,601
lt's kind of not the same
without everyone here.

1293
01:22:19,685 --> 01:22:21,019
We need Beca.

1294
01:22:21,103 --> 01:22:23,062
Maybe if Aubrey
loosened the
reins a little bit.

1295
01:22:23,147 --> 01:22:24,355
Okay, shut it, Chloe!

1296
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:25,440
Whoa!

1297
01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:28,192
Oh, l'm sorry.
That was rude.

1298
01:22:28,277 --> 01:22:31,571
Chloe, could you please
get your head out of your
ass? lt's not a hat.

1299
01:22:31,697 --> 01:22:32,697
(HUFFS)

1300
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:36,576
A-ca-awkward.

1301
01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:38,620
Again.

1302
01:22:38,787 --> 01:22:39,787
(DOORBELL RlNGS)

1303
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:46,711
No one was more surprised
than me, but l really
liked those girls.

1304
01:22:47,838 --> 01:22:49,922
And you thought
quitting was the answer?

1305
01:22:50,007 --> 01:22:52,050
Seriously? You can
say that to me?

1306
01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:54,427
Oh, come on, Bec,
that's so unfair.

1307
01:22:55,596 --> 01:22:58,306
Look, your mom and l,
we didn't work.

1308
01:22:58,390 --> 01:23:01,476
But l tried so hard
to make things
right between us.

1309
01:23:01,727 --> 01:23:03,645
But you, you just
shut me out.

1310
01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:06,981
Yeah, well, l shut everybody
out. Don't take it personally.

1311
01:23:07,066 --> 01:23:08,191
lt's just easier.

1312
01:23:08,776 --> 01:23:10,735
lt's also
really lonely.

1313
01:23:15,074 --> 01:23:16,074
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1314
01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:18,409
What do l do?

1315
01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:20,745
Well, that's up to you.

1316
01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:26,334
Trebles, listen up!

1317
01:23:26,877 --> 01:23:29,545
lf this is about the
Bellas getting into the
finals, we already know.

1318
01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:31,297
l don't give a crap
about those dumb bitches.

1319
01:23:31,382 --> 01:23:34,342
Because l'm being brought up
to the musical big leagues.

1320
01:23:34,426 --> 01:23:35,426
What are you
talking about?

1321
01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:39,263
John Mayer just asked
me, personally,
through an assistant,

1322
01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:42,141
to sing backup on his
(SlNG-SONG) new CD.

1323
01:23:42,559 --> 01:23:46,729
l leave for Los Angeles
in a few hours,
so l gotta get going.

1324
01:23:46,814 --> 01:23:49,023
But Bumper, what
about the lCCAs?
They're this weekend.

1325
01:23:49,108 --> 01:23:54,487
Hmm. Sorry, buddies,
but l won that shit like
1 00 times, so l'm out of here.

1326
01:23:54,571 --> 01:23:57,365
Got a collarless
leather jacket to buy.
Maybe some aviators.

1327
01:23:57,449 --> 01:23:59,075
l might get an earring,
l don't know.

1328
01:23:59,159 --> 01:24:02,370
lt's Los Angeles.
This is exciting stuff.
My life rules!

1329
01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:05,998
Bumper's a jerk.
All right, l said it.
Yeah.

1330
01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:08,126
Well, he's a jerk that
we need to replace.
Yeah.

1331
01:24:08,210 --> 01:24:09,877
DONALD: Pronto dente.

1332
01:24:09,962 --> 01:24:11,963
You know he writes
his own fan mail.

1333
01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:19,929
Spot opened up, and
it's yours if you want it.

1334
01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:23,558
Just one condition.
Promise me you
won't get all weird.

1335
01:24:23,642 --> 01:24:27,019
We're just a group
of guys singing a bunch of
covers of songs, okay?

1336
01:24:27,104 --> 01:24:29,939
lf you get weird,
they will definitely
not let you stay.

1337
01:24:30,274 --> 01:24:33,568
Deal. Although l don't know
what you mean by weird.

1338
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,279
Got it.

1339
01:24:36,530 --> 01:24:39,615
l have been there for you
for so many years, and
all you do is treat me like. . .

1340
01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:42,493
All right, no, okay,
just shut up! Everyone!

1341
01:24:42,870 --> 01:24:46,372
Come on, l joined this group
so l could hang out with
a bunch of really cool chicks.

1342
01:24:46,457 --> 01:24:48,583
And also 'cause l was
really sick of all
my boyfriends

1343
01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:50,835
and l need to get
away from that.

1344
01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:53,880
But this is some
serious horseshit.

1345
01:24:54,882 --> 01:24:57,675
What's that smell?
Stinks everywhere.

1346
01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:00,303
l don't wanna be
like the old Bellas.

1347
01:25:00,387 --> 01:25:02,722
Yeah, l wanna be
how we are now.

1348
01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:05,475
(QUlETLY) Me, too.

1349
01:25:05,559 --> 01:25:06,976
We should have
listened to Beca.

1350
01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:08,770
Oh, so it's my fault?

1351
01:25:08,854 --> 01:25:09,854
That's not what l'm saying.

1352
01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:12,148
No, no, no, that's what
you're all thinking, isn't it?

1353
01:25:12,232 --> 01:25:16,152
That l'm the jerk.
l am the girl
obsessed with winning.

1354
01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:19,614
Aubrey, you're too controlling
and it's gonna ruin all of us.

1355
01:25:19,698 --> 01:25:22,825
You know what,
l can lose control
if l want to.

1356
01:25:22,910 --> 01:25:26,954
l can let go.
This time l'm not
gonna choke it down.

1357
01:25:27,331 --> 01:25:28,331
Hmm?

1358
01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:30,833
(AUBREY GAGGlNG)

1359
01:25:34,546 --> 01:25:37,131
(BELLAS SCREAM)

1360
01:25:37,216 --> 01:25:40,218
Come on, bring it!
You can do better than that!

1361
01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:41,594
That's all you got?

1362
01:25:41,678 --> 01:25:44,096
Enough ! Enough !

1363
01:25:47,935 --> 01:25:49,477
We could have
been champions!

1364
01:25:52,064 --> 01:25:53,648
Give me the pitch
pipe, you bitch !

1365
01:25:54,233 --> 01:25:55,691
Give it to me!

1366
01:25:55,776 --> 01:25:56,776
(ALL SCREAMlNG)

1367
01:25:56,860 --> 01:25:59,779
Give it to me!
Give it to me!

1368
01:25:59,905 --> 01:26:00,905
Never!

1369
01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:02,490
l'll protect you.
l'll protect you.

1370
01:26:02,574 --> 01:26:03,908
Hands off the goodies!

1371
01:26:07,579 --> 01:26:08,579
(BLOWS WHlSTLE)

1372
01:26:18,757 --> 01:26:20,591
Move, you bitches!

1373
01:26:27,724 --> 01:26:28,808
Guys!

1374
01:26:29,852 --> 01:26:31,769
Guys, stop!
What is going on?

1375
01:26:39,611 --> 01:26:43,155
Nothing. Nothing.
This is a Bellas rehearsal.

1376
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:45,575
l know. l just

1377
01:26:47,619 --> 01:26:49,120
wanted to say
that l'm sorry.

1378
01:26:51,290 --> 01:26:53,374
What l did was
a really dick move

1379
01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:56,878
and l shouldn't have
changed the set without
asking you guys.

1380
01:26:56,962 --> 01:26:58,462
And l definitely
shouldn't have left.

1381
01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:02,383
l let you guys down
and l'm really sorry.

1382
01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:06,387
And. . .

1383
01:27:08,765 --> 01:27:11,434
Aubrey, if you would
have me, l want back in.

1384
01:27:33,332 --> 01:27:35,333
(DRAGS CHAlR NOlSlLY)

1385
01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:36,792
(WHlSPERlNG) Aubrey.

1386
01:27:46,845 --> 01:27:47,887
Wait.

1387
01:27:47,971 --> 01:27:49,764
Thank you.
That would have
been embarrassing.

1388
01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:54,477
Beca, l know
that l've been hard
on you, okay?

1389
01:27:55,854 --> 01:27:59,106
l know that l have been
hard on everyone here.

1390
01:28:00,817 --> 01:28:03,069
But l am my
father's daughter.

1391
01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:09,784
(VOlCE BREAKlNG)
And he always said, "lf at
first you don't succeed,

1392
01:28:12,037 --> 01:28:13,704
"pack your bags."

1393
01:28:17,626 --> 01:28:19,293
Jesus.
That's really crazy.

1394
01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:23,965
l get it. Mine
gets on me, too.

1395
01:28:24,049 --> 01:28:25,883
Not like that, but. . .

1396
01:28:27,886 --> 01:28:29,553
l guess we don't really know
that much about each other.

1397
01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:32,848
About most of you, really.

1398
01:28:33,392 --> 01:28:37,144
Well, l'll confess
something that none of
you know about me.

1399
01:28:37,229 --> 01:28:38,688
(lNHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY)

1400
01:28:38,772 --> 01:28:40,189
l have a lot of sex.

1401
01:28:40,273 --> 01:28:41,565
Yeah, we know, Stacie.

1402
01:28:42,734 --> 01:28:44,026
Only 'cause l just told you.

1403
01:28:44,111 --> 01:28:45,236
This is a good idea.

1404
01:28:45,737 --> 01:28:48,447
That was a pretty bad example,
but this is a good idea.

1405
01:28:48,532 --> 01:28:52,827
Why don't we all go
around the room,

1406
01:28:53,578 --> 01:28:57,748
and we can all say
something about ourselves
that nobody else knows.

1407
01:28:58,417 --> 01:29:00,543
Okay, l got something.

1408
01:29:00,919 --> 01:29:03,713
This is hard for me to
admit to you guys.

1409
01:29:03,922 --> 01:29:07,550
l think we all know where this
is going. Let's be honest.

1410
01:29:09,052 --> 01:29:13,806
Well, for the last two
years, l've had a serious

1411
01:29:14,599 --> 01:29:15,725
gambling problem.

1412
01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:17,268
What?
What?

1413
01:29:17,602 --> 01:29:19,520
lt started when l broke
up with my girlfriend.

1414
01:29:19,813 --> 01:29:21,605
Whoomp! There it is.

1415
01:29:25,402 --> 01:29:26,944
(MOUTHlNG)
l still love you.

1416
01:29:31,992 --> 01:29:33,451
BECA: Anyone else?

1417
01:29:36,788 --> 01:29:38,414
(QUlETLY) l ate
my twin in the womb.

1418
01:29:40,292 --> 01:29:41,417
What?

1419
01:29:44,755 --> 01:29:45,796
Okay.

1420
01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:48,883
Fat Amy?

1421
01:29:49,551 --> 01:29:51,093
l'm an open book.

1422
01:29:51,178 --> 01:29:53,721
l mean, for God's sake,
you guys all call me Fat Amy.

1423
01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:59,935
See, l guess l'm just not
really living if l'm not
being 1 00% honest.

1424
01:30:03,148 --> 01:30:05,524
And my real name
is Fat Patricia.

1425
01:30:06,777 --> 01:30:08,069
WOMAN: What?

1426
01:30:09,446 --> 01:30:13,199
Okay. l've never been
one of those girls

1427
01:30:14,367 --> 01:30:17,828
who had a lot of friends
who were girls. And l do now.

1428
01:30:19,456 --> 01:30:21,165
And that's pretty cool.

1429
01:30:24,169 --> 01:30:26,754
So, that's me.
Someone else please go.

1430
01:30:29,007 --> 01:30:30,007
Okay.

1431
01:30:32,677 --> 01:30:38,432
Over spring break, l made
the courageous decision
to remove my nodes.

1432
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:39,683
(GASPS)

1433
01:30:40,018 --> 01:30:44,939
l know. The doctor said that
l can't sing above a G-sharp,

1434
01:30:45,899 --> 01:30:47,274
maybe ever.

1435
01:30:47,943 --> 01:30:51,028
(SOBBlNG) l thought
the season was over.

1436
01:30:54,991 --> 01:30:57,201
lt's okay. lt's okay.

1437
01:30:59,496 --> 01:31:02,540
Beca, what do we do?

1438
01:31:12,175 --> 01:31:13,592
l'm sorry.

1439
01:31:14,386 --> 01:31:15,511
Maybe not here.

1440
01:31:16,638 --> 01:31:19,431
All right. Let's
remix this business.

1441
01:31:20,433 --> 01:31:25,020
Aubrey, would you
pick a song for us, please?

1442
01:31:25,105 --> 01:31:27,606
Bruno Mars,
Just The Way You Are.

1443
01:31:29,401 --> 01:31:32,444
Okay. Chloe, are you
okay to take the lead?

1444
01:31:32,529 --> 01:31:33,571
Yeah.

1445
01:31:37,617 --> 01:31:40,202
(VOCALlZlNG)

1446
01:31:58,722 --> 01:32:04,059
(SlNGlNG POP BALLAD)

1447
01:32:16,114 --> 01:32:18,324
(HARMONlZES WlTH R&B SONG)

1448
01:32:33,632 --> 01:32:35,883
(JOlNS lN SlNGlNG R&B SONG)

1449
01:33:18,343 --> 01:33:19,343
Hands in.

1450
01:33:23,390 --> 01:33:25,432
ALL: One, two. . .

1451
01:33:25,517 --> 01:33:26,767
(ALL SlNGlNG TOGETHER)
(SlNGlNG LOW NOTE)

1452
01:33:27,227 --> 01:33:28,435
What was that?

1453
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:30,187
l don't know, l've never
made that sound before.

1454
01:33:30,272 --> 01:33:33,107
Yo, but with your messed
up vocal cords, you could
hit the bass notes.

1455
01:33:33,525 --> 01:33:35,192
Do you know what that means?

1456
01:33:35,277 --> 01:33:36,485
Yes, Lilly?

1457
01:33:36,569 --> 01:33:38,696
l think l have something
that can help us out.

1458
01:33:39,906 --> 01:33:42,032
Excuse me, bitch, you
don't need to shout.

1459
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:44,159
Okay, don't get mouthy.

1460
01:33:46,955 --> 01:33:48,998
(SlNGERS VOCALlZlNG
SUSPENSEFUL MUSlC)

1461
01:33:51,626 --> 01:33:53,585
(PERFORMlNG VOCAL WARM-UP)

1462
01:33:56,256 --> 01:33:58,757
Ah !

1463
01:33:59,676 --> 01:34:00,968
JOHN: Welcome to the finals

1464
01:34:01,052 --> 01:34:04,930
of the 201 2 lnternational
Championship of Collegiate
A Cappella.

1465
01:34:05,515 --> 01:34:09,101
Lincoln Center is proud to
welcome back all of these
young hopefuls tonight

1466
01:34:09,185 --> 01:34:12,813
who are hoping to win
a trophy by making music
with their mouths.

1467
01:34:12,897 --> 01:34:14,898
(lNAUDlBLE)

1468
01:34:20,613 --> 01:34:23,198
JOHN: This is gonna
be a big night,
and I teII you, GaiI,

1469
01:34:23,325 --> 01:34:26,160
if you can just
shut your eyes.
GAIL: l'm doing it.

1470
01:34:26,244 --> 01:34:29,371
Shut your eyes and
get rid of all
the a-ca-politics,

1471
01:34:29,581 --> 01:34:33,834
then you can remember
that being at Lincoln
Center, in the Big AppIe,

1472
01:34:33,918 --> 01:34:38,589
and singing on this storied
stage is the dream of every
a cappella singer.

1473
01:34:38,673 --> 01:34:40,382
GAIL: You said it, John.

1474
01:34:43,845 --> 01:34:47,097
(MAN SlNGlNG GLAM-ROCK SONG)

1475
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:50,017
(ALL VOCALlZlNG)

1476
01:34:53,980 --> 01:34:56,023
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG)

1477
01:34:56,107 --> 01:35:00,402
The University of Virginia
HuIIabahoos, Iadies
and gentlemen.

1478
01:35:01,404 --> 01:35:02,404
There they are.

1479
01:35:02,489 --> 01:35:04,281
TREBLEMAKERS:
One, two, three, swag !

1480
01:35:04,366 --> 01:35:08,786
EMCEE: Welcome back to the
InternationaI Championship
of CoIIegiate A CappeIIa.

1481
01:35:09,412 --> 01:35:14,124
This next group, they need
no introduction, but
l'll do it anyway!

1482
01:35:14,209 --> 01:35:17,878
Hey.

1483
01:35:17,962 --> 01:35:19,004
Good luck.

1484
01:35:19,756 --> 01:35:21,882
Thanks. You, too.

1485
01:35:21,966 --> 01:35:24,718
...the Barden University
TrebIemakers!

1486
01:35:24,803 --> 01:35:26,970
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG)

1487
01:35:33,269 --> 01:35:36,063
(ALL VOCALlZlNG)

1488
01:35:49,828 --> 01:35:52,287
(SlNGlNG FUNKY R&B SONG)

1489
01:36:50,346 --> 01:36:52,598
(SlNGlNG POP CHORUS)

1490
01:37:20,043 --> 01:37:22,920
(RAPPlNG HlP-HOP VERSE)

1491
01:37:31,262 --> 01:37:33,472
(VOCALlZlNG)

1492
01:37:42,190 --> 01:37:44,107
(SlNGlNG POP CHORUS)

1493
01:38:06,506 --> 01:38:08,048
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG LOUDLY)

1494
01:38:08,132 --> 01:38:11,051
GAIL: Oh, the TrebIes cIosing
it strong like always.

1495
01:38:11,135 --> 01:38:14,930
JOHN: Absolutely tight.
lt's gonna be very hard
to beat that tonight.

1496
01:38:15,014 --> 01:38:17,891
GAIL: Every other group
has their work cut out
for them, John.

1497
01:38:17,976 --> 01:38:22,062
JOHN: l'm glad it's not us
anymore, GaiI. Those days
are over, thank goodness.

1498
01:38:22,146 --> 01:38:25,232
GAIL: Especially since they
wouIdn't have us back.

1499
01:38:25,316 --> 01:38:28,735
All right. How about that?

1500
01:38:28,820 --> 01:38:29,945
The Barden University
TrebIemakers.

1501
01:38:30,029 --> 01:38:31,113
l love you, awesome nerds.

1502
01:38:31,573 --> 01:38:33,657
Yeah, you guys are the best.

1503
01:38:34,909 --> 01:38:38,996
Even though some of you are
pretty thin, l think that
you all have fat hearts,

1504
01:38:39,998 --> 01:38:42,124
and that's what matters.

1505
01:38:42,208 --> 01:38:44,501
Okay, let's just
smash this. Okay?

1506
01:38:44,836 --> 01:38:49,506
EMCEE: Ladies and gentlemen,
the Barden BeIIas!

1507
01:38:51,509 --> 01:38:54,511
JOHN: Oh, my goodness
gracious. Will you
Iook at this?

1508
01:38:54,762 --> 01:38:58,557
Gone are those BeIIa
uniforms and this is
a whoIe new Iook for them,

1509
01:38:58,641 --> 01:39:00,309
and it is hot, hot, hot.

1510
01:39:00,393 --> 01:39:02,894
GAlL: John, these
girls could turn me.

1511
01:39:07,692 --> 01:39:10,027
WOMAN: We love you, Bellas!

1512
01:39:12,113 --> 01:39:13,113
(PLAYS NOTE)

1513
01:39:17,910 --> 01:39:20,704
One, two, three, four.

1514
01:39:21,247 --> 01:39:22,497
(ALL VOCALlZlNG)

1515
01:39:22,582 --> 01:39:25,500
(SlNGlNG HAPPY POP SONG)

1516
01:39:50,068 --> 01:39:51,401
(VOCALlZlNG)

1517
01:39:51,486 --> 01:39:53,570
(ALL CONTlNUE SlNGlNG)

1518
01:40:15,968 --> 01:40:19,096
(SlNGlNG NEW WAVE
LOVE SONG)

1519
01:41:08,479 --> 01:41:10,355
(VOCALlZlNG)

1520
01:41:15,486 --> 01:41:20,031
(SlNGlNG URBAN DANCE SONG)

1521
01:42:23,054 --> 01:42:25,096
(ALL VOCALlZlNG)

1522
01:42:34,065 --> 01:42:37,901
(HARMONlZlNG WlTH NEW WAVE
LOVE SONG)

1523
01:42:40,446 --> 01:42:42,072
(CONTlNUE SlNGlNG
URBAN DANCE SONG)

1524
01:42:49,247 --> 01:42:50,956
(SlNGlNG DlSCO SONG)

1525
01:42:56,587 --> 01:42:58,171
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG WlLDLY)

1526
01:43:03,010 --> 01:43:04,511
Way to go, Beca!

1527
01:43:22,113 --> 01:43:23,363
JOHN: What a show!

1528
01:43:23,447 --> 01:43:27,576
l think we have just seen
some a cappella history
being made, John.

1529
01:43:27,660 --> 01:43:31,538
And from an all-female group,
Gail. l could never
have called this one.

1530
01:43:31,622 --> 01:43:34,249
Never. Well, you are
a misogynist at heart,

1531
01:43:34,333 --> 01:43:36,376
so there's no way
you would have bet
on these girls to win.

1532
01:43:36,460 --> 01:43:37,460
Absolutely.

1533
01:43:41,132 --> 01:43:43,133
EMCEE:
Weren't they incredible? Wow!

1534
01:43:45,887 --> 01:43:50,140
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's give it up again
for the Barden BeIIas!

1535
01:43:52,435 --> 01:43:54,895
Told you. Endings
are the best part.

1536
01:43:54,979 --> 01:43:56,146
You're such a weirdo.

1537
01:44:09,827 --> 01:44:11,620
Listen up, a-ca-ballers.

1538
01:44:11,704 --> 01:44:16,207
l have been rejected by
the Army, shoved into
a Dora the Explorer backpack,

1539
01:44:16,292 --> 01:44:19,753
and pushed into the girls'
locker room wearing
nothing but suspenders.

1540
01:44:19,837 --> 01:44:22,756
But no matter.
l am in the world that l love.

1541
01:44:23,341 --> 01:44:25,133
And with the assistance
of my boy, Justin. . .

1542
01:44:25,217 --> 01:44:26,259
My liege.

1543
01:44:26,344 --> 01:44:27,552
l launch this
year's auditions.

1544
01:44:29,180 --> 01:44:30,847
Belly roll.
(DRUMMlNG)

1545
01:44:31,140 --> 01:44:36,728
The most recent lCCA national
champion winners get to
pick the audition song.

1546
01:44:36,812 --> 01:44:38,021
(JUSTlN MlMlCS
CYMBAL CRASHlNG)

1547
01:44:38,856 --> 01:44:40,523
(WHlSPERlNG)

1548
01:44:43,361 --> 01:44:46,112
All right, nerds.
Let's go with. . .

1549
01:46:19,957 --> 01:46:21,541
CHLOE: Because l have nodes.

1550
01:46:21,625 --> 01:46:25,962
Chloe, don't worry, it's
just God punishing you
'cause you're a ginger.

1551
01:46:27,548 --> 01:46:28,923
(ALL LAUGHlNG)