黑 衣 人
全 球 追 缉
巴黎 2016年
老天 我超讨厌巴黎的 God, do I hate Paris.
别担心 再讨厌 Not to worry. Probably won't be
也没多久了 around much longer.
我等这一刻很久了 I've been waiting a long time for this.
我猜... 我想说的是 I guess what... What I'm trying to say is,
- 莉莎 你愿意嫁...？- 你好 - Lisa, will you mar...? - Bonjour.
我们是铁塔保全 We're with Tower security.
呃 非常抱歉 Uh, we're terribly sorry,
但你们不该在这里的 but you're not supposed to be here.
- 抱歉 - 抱歉 - Sorry. - Sorry.
后来呢？她答应了吗？ So? She say yes?
- 我还没问 - 她还没问 - I haven't asked yet. - He hasn't asked yet.
真是太可惜了 对不对？ Oh, well, that's a terrible shame, isn't it?
因为 你看 那个闪烁的灯 Because, you see, that blinking light back there
代表二号通道有缺口 means there's been a breach in Portal 2.
意思是几分钟后 Which means, in just a few minutes,
全宇宙最邪恶的生物 the most vile creatures in the entire universe,
蜂星人 就会把 the Hive, are gonna consume
所有人类全部吃光 every last one of us from the inside out.
我不懂 I don't understand.
我们会解释一切 请看... All will be explained if you look right...
这里 here.
铁塔在维修 The Tower was closed for repairs.
下去时再求婚吧 Ask her on the way down.
请往这边走 This way, please.
谢谢 Thank you.
小心脚步 Mind the gap.
好了 开始吧？ Right. Shall we?
我们上 Let's do this.
嘿 你们好 Hey, guys.
你谁啊？ Who the hell are you?
到地面再求婚一次吧 Ask her again down on the ground.
- 哟 - 啊 你回来了 - Whew. - Ah, there you are.
是的 好了 Yeah. All right.
我们再试一次 好吗？ Let's try this again, shall we?
你有什么计划？ So, what's the play here?
我们处理过这种情况 We've been in this situation before.
我们从没面对过蜂星人 We've never faced the Hive before.
他们也没面对过我们 They've never faced us.
记好了 Always remember,
宇宙总会在 The universe has a way of leading you
正确的时间点 to where you're supposed to be
引领你到你该去的地方 at the moment you're supposed to be there.
是的 但是 有时候宇宙也会出错 Yeah, well, sometimes, the universe gets it wrong.
布鲁克林
20年前
你在这里
时间简史
“让我们动起来” "Let's have some action.
“我要屁股扭起来” I want some asses wiggling.
“我要完美演出” I want some perfection."
拿球杆给我 Get my three-wood.
- 动作快 - 好啦 好啦 - Come on, let's go. - Okay, okay.
小心点 Careful.
老天爷 Oh, my God!
- 哦 天啊 宝贝 - 是什么？ - Oh, my God. Baby. - What?
呃... Uh...
那不是动物 好吗？ That wasn't no animal, okay?
而是... 他是... It was a... It was a...
我从没看过那种东西 I ain't never seen nothing like that before.
他是一种生物 It was, like, a creature.
什么？哈洛 快报警 What? Harold, call the police.
- 谁？- 警察啦 快报警 - The who? - The police. Call the police!
来的真快 That was fast.
我们是动保处的人 Evening. We're from Animal Control.
- 你们看到东西了？- 我们都还没打电话呢 - You saw something? - We haven't called yet.
我们会得狂犬病吗？ Are we in danger? Does it have rabies?
那不是一般动物 That wasn't a regular animal.
- 他象是... - 那是来自 - It was like... - The creature you saw was
仙女座II的无照塔伦星人 an unlicensed Tarantian from Andromeda II.
非常少见 非常危险 Very rare, very dangerous.
- 你说什么？- 塔伦星人 女士 - Sorry, what? - A Tarantian.
我知道 他现在是很可爱 I know. He looks cute now.
- 塔伦星人？- 但是他们一旦进入青春期 - Tarantian? - But when they hit puberty,
就会变成真正的怪物 they turn into real monsters.
嘘 Shh.
别怕 没事的 Don't be scared. It's okay.
屋里还有其他人吗？ Tell me, is there anyone else in the house?
只有我们的女儿 她在睡觉 Just our daughter. She's sleeping.
一只浣熊 就是浣熊没错 A raccoon. Yeah, that's your problem, folks.
请务必确保垃圾桶都盖好... Go ahead and make sure those trash can lids
我们也没来过 are on nice and tight, and we were never here.
也许我们该去看看莫莉 We should go check on Molly.
你必须离开这里 We've gotta get you out of here.
快啊 Come on.
没事的 我是你的朋友 It's okay.
我叫莫莉 去吧 I'm your friend. I'm Molly. Go on.
莫莉 Molly.
卡布拉纳秀林 Kabla nakshulin.
莫莉 你所有项目都拿下高分 Well, Molly, you've scored excellent
莫莉 你所有项目都拿下高分 or above in every area.
联邦调查局新探员申请表
体能 演绎推理 逻辑 Fitness, deductive reasoning, logic,
联邦调查局 纽约分部
武器训练 weapons training.
只有一个问题 Just one problem.
你少打一个勾 You didn't check a box.
每个人都要勾选想进入的部门 For your preferred division. Everyone has to check a box.
嗯 Hm.
我自己画了一个框框... Yeah, I made my own box
给不在表格里的那个部门 for the division that has no box.
那个部门的人都穿黑色西装... You know, the division where they wear black suits
中央情报局 纽约办公室
还要应付来自... and deal with the guys from...
“那里”的人 up there.
你是指会计部？ You mean, Accounting?
不是 是... No, like...
对 不过... Yeah, still...
就是会计部 Accounting.
这样应该就行了 That should fix the glitch.
- 请记住 我们在乎 - 没问题 - Remember, we care. - You're good to go.
请记住 我们在乎 And remember, we care.
我们在乎
找找叫“进阶扩充功能”的图示 Look for the icon marked advanced extensions.
- 好的 - 点它 - Okay. - Click on it.
哪一个图示？有很多... Which icon? There's a bunch...
- 左边数过来第13个 - 谁的左边？ - Thirteenth icon from the left. - Whose left?
- 你的左边 - 抱歉 - Your left. - Oh, sorry.
- 我看到了 - 看到了吗？ - I got it now. - Okay, got it?
对 我看到了 Yeah, got it.
追踪新异常物体
你还在吗？ Are you still there?
- 喂？帮我 怎么回事？- 哦 没事 - Hello? Help. What's going on? - Oh, no.
我先跑一下诊断程序 Nothing. Let me just run a little diagnostic on my end,
你稍候一下 不会很久 and I will be back. No, it won't take long.
一下就好 Not long at all. Okay.
搞什么...？ What the f...?
- 真奇怪 - 那是？ - This is perplexing. - Is it?
那是？ Is it?
歪... 星... 人吗？ A-L-I-E-N-S?
真不懂你干嘛 I don't know why you always insist
要用气音拼字 on whispering and spelling that.
终于决定要现身了？ Finally decided to show up, huh?
2019-AMRJ 异常物体
我的天 Oh, my God.
我只要找出 All I have to do is figure out
轨道就行了 trajectory, and I am in.
- 我回来了你试试这个 - 嗨 - I'm back. Okay, try this. - Hi.
- 把线拔掉 再插回去 - 好的 - Unplug it, plug it back in. - Okay.
- 请记住 我们在乎 - 喂？ - And remember, we care. - Hello?
我得闪人了 I have to go.
吉米回来找小孩了 Jimmy's coming back to get the kids.
好耶 Yes.
好 来看看你现在在哪里 Okay. Let's see where you are now.
美国太空总署
欢迎回来 阿米塔奇教授 Welcome back, Professor Armitage.
轨迹异常
你真狡猾 Oh, you tricky one.
你根本就不是流星 对吧？ I don't think you're a meteor after all, are you?
我看你是想擅自着陆 Nope, I think you are an unauthorized landing.
纽约布鲁克林 14时22分
就是这个 This is it.
真的要发生了 It's all happening.
待会见 吉米 See you soon, Jimmy.
外星前夫吉米说：“我来了 宝贝”
就在这里 就在这里 Right here, right here.
就在 这里 Right here.
- 喂 喂 - 喂 - Hey, hey. - Hey.
请你继续跳表 Please keep the meter running.
我会多付你钱 I'll pay you extra.
什么... ？ What?
危 险 高压电栅栏
禁止触摸 50000伏特
得了 得了 拜托 吉米 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Jimmy.
你回来地球干嘛？ What are you doing back on Earth?
喂 这里是...？这里是地球吗？ Hey, this is...? This is Earth?
我弄错了 伙计 快来 My bad, guys. Come on.
你去跟总部O说吧 Tell it to O back at HQ.
我只想看孩子 I want to see my kids.
把这艘船弄走 Get this ship out of here.
我会送这个赞波星人回去 I'll escort our Zamporian friend back.
- 别跟丢他们 - 什么？ - Don't lose them. - What?
- 好 好 - 快点 快 快去 - I'm on it. On it. - Go, go, go. Go.
那个赞波星人到了吗？ Hey, did they bring in that Zamporian yet?
早你几分钟到 Came in a couple of minutes ahead of you.
那家伙想趁英仙座流星雨偷溜进来 The guy tried to sneak in behind a Perseid meteor shower.
嫩咖一个 对吧？ Amateur hour. Am I right?
说的好 Right as rain.
好极了 Rain don't lie.
还好意思说人家嫩咖 Sheesh, talk about amateur hour.
你要不要通报啦？ Hey, you gonna call this in, or what?
黑色警报 Code Black.
未经授权的访客 Unauthorized visitor.
封锁程序启动 Lockdown protocol engaged
倒数3 2 1 in three, two, one.
好的 她是哪来的？ All right, who's she working for?
她宣称是独自行动 She claims to be working alone.
一个路人随便从 A random civilian simply waltzes in
大街上走进来 我可不这么想 off the high street. I don't think so.
宽提科心理评估:妄想
消除她 Neuralyze her.
别 别 别 不要 No, no, no. Don't.
我知道那个装置 拜托 I know what that thing is. Please.
等等 等等 Hang on. Hang on.
她有经验 She had an experience.
我爸妈不记得了 但我可没忘 It erased my parents' memories, but it didn't take mine.
大家总说我是疯子 需要治疗 So my whole life, everyone's called me crazy.
我承认我是需要的 They said that I needed therapy,
当然 我是这么做的 which, okay, admittedly, I did,
但不是因为我疯了 but not for this.
她真的骇进哈伯望远镜 Did she really hack into the Hubble Telescope
看仙女座星II 而我们没发现？ to look at Andromeda II, and we didn't catch her?
以前的我们会雇用她 In the old days, we'd have hired her.
我花了20年才找到你们 大约啦 It took me 20 years to find you, plus or minus.
有多少人能这么说？ How many people can say that?
我找到你们了 I found you.
你找到我们 证明自己没疯 So you found us. You proved you're not crazy.
你赢得“我没疯”徽章 然后呢？ You win the I'm Not Crazy badge. Now what?
- 我要加入 - 我们不征人 只招募人 - I want in. - We don't hire. We recruit.
那我想被招募 Then I'd like to be recruited.
我需要更多证明 I'm going to need more.
但你能给我一个充分的理由吗？ But would you mind giving me one good reason?
因为我聪明 Because I'm smart.
积极 I'm motivated.
我穿黑色很正 我... I look good in black. I'm...
无聊 Boring me.
因为我完全没有自己的人生 Because I have absolutely no life whatsoever.
我一无所有 没有狗 没有猫 I have nothing. I have no dog, no cat,
不懂得放松 definitely no chill.
我毫无牵挂 I have nothing that I couldn't happily walk away from,
是这工作的完美人选 which makes me perfect for this job.
好吧 你确实是合适惨了 Well, you're certainly suitably tragic.
没谈恋爱？没对象？ No love? No relationships?
他们只让你无法专注在正事上 They just distract you from what's important.
嗯 是吗？什么是正事？ Hm, really? And what's important?
宇宙的真相 The truth of the universe.
我想知道一切 I wanna know everything.
我想知道他是怎么运作的 I wanna know how it all works.
你以为穿着黑西装 You really think a black suit
就能无往不利？ is going to solve all your problems?
嗯... 不 但你穿起来超好看 Mmm... No, but it looks damn good on you.
这倒是真的 That's true.
通 过
从些以后 你必须遵从 From this moment, you will conform
我们给你的身份 to the identity we give you.
你只能穿着MIB特务的服装 You will dress only in MIB Special Services attire.
我们已训练你 You have been trained in the use
使用MIB核准的科技 车辆和武器 of MIB-sanctioned technology, vehicles and weaponry.
嗯 嗯 Mm-mm.
你不得以任何方式突显自己 You will not stand out in any way.
你不再是体制内的一份子 You are no longer part of the system.
你不存在 You do not exist.
我要买单 Check, please.
我们在体制之上 We are above the system.
高于体制 超越体制 我们就是体制 Over it, beyond it. We are them. We are they.
我们是“星际战警” We are the Men in Black.
“星际战警”？ The "Men" in Black?
不要激我谈平权 Don't. Don't start.
我还在努力 I've had the conversation.
他们似乎放不下 They didn't seem to be able to let it go.
这只是个过程 大概舍不得吧 It's a process. Attachment issue, I think.
你的第一个任务 There's your first assignment.
好 我什么时候会有...？ Okay. When do I get my...?
那叫记忆消除器 It's called a neuralyzer.
你要靠自己争取 And you don't just get it, you earn it.
你现在还在试用期 You've been accepted for a probationary period.
让我刮目相看 我们就会考虑 Impress me, and we'll see about the bzzz.
- 好的 - 嗯 - Okay. - Hm.
任务：MIB伦敦
你喜欢真相是吧 M探员？ You're a fan of the truth, aren't you, Agent M?
- 我喜欢 - 嗯 - I like it. - Mm.
我们在伦敦可能有个问题 I think we may have a problem in London.
伦敦
哇 真顺口 Wow, that is smooth.
继续倒 好吗？ Let's keep them coming, shall we?
再来一轮 Another round.
啊 Ah!
你们知道我有多喜欢这里吗？ So can I just say how much I'm liking this place?
正式 却不沉闷 It's formal, but not too stuffy.
古典 却不失潮流 Classic, but still kind of stylish.
很有“大开眼界”的氛围 Makes it a very Eyes Wide Shut kind of vibe.
开玩笑的 I'm kidding.
算是啦 Sort of.
呼 呼 Hoo, hoo!
还是因为 Or is it mostly just
这场致命的豪赌？ the lethal high-stakes gambling?
非常谢谢你 Thank you very much.
你们看 是最大的顺子耶 Would you look at that? Straight to the ace, gentlemen.
我又来了 That's me again.
来谈谈生意吧 如何？ Let's talk business, shall we?
我能把货销掉 I can move this stuff.
要跟谁谈才能 Who do I speak with about getting
拿到更多货？我要加入 a lot more of it? Because I'm in.
不行 You're not.
我有非常严格的 You see, I have a very strict
“星际战警”禁令 "no Men in Black" policy.
哦 老天 Oh, God.
我不怪你 I don't blame you.
谁想让那些混蛋来啊？ Who'd want those assholes coming in here?
星际战警 我看是白痴战警吧 Men in Black. The Morons in Black, if you ask me.
一群王八蛋 对不对？ What a bunch of dicks. Am I right?
只要一颗老鼠屎就能坏... All it takes is one bad apple to spoil any environment...
你们快住手 Stop it, guys.
我是MIB 你这个克如鳞星混蛋 I am MIB, you Cerulian scum.
而且你的俱乐部烂到爆 And FYI, your little club here sucks.
快把所有的都供出来 You're gonna give me everything.
供应商 药头 整个网络 Suppliers, sellers, your whole network.
你的好运用完了 Your luck run out.
你死定了 You're already dead.
只有一个人有解药 Only one person here has the antidote.
亲爱的艾蜜莉 Emily, sweetheart.
拜托 你要什么我都给你 Please, I'll... I'll give you whatever you want.
拜托 什么都行 Please. Anything you want.
我要什么都行？ Anything I want?
前往伦敦的快捷列车已进站 The express train to London has arrived.
接下来将停靠巴黎 斯德哥尔摩 With continuing service to Paris, Stockholm,
米兰 罗马 马德里 Milan, Rome, Madrid.
在更衣室里抓住了他 Caught him in the locker room.
就知道那小鬼在更衣室自我“清除” I knew that kid was neuralyzing himself.
我就说 “小心玩过头会瞎掉” I told him, "Do that too much, and you'll go blind."
对吗？ Right?
谁想吃东西？ Who could go for a nosh?
我想吃燻牛肉三明治 I'd like a nice pastrami sandwich.
加一堆起司 With lots of melted cheese.
来自纽约的 Now arriving, express train from New York.
快捷列车即将进站 Last call for Flight 2112 to the Cat's Eye Nebula.
欢迎 M探员 Welcome, Agent M.
请至新探员说明会报到 Please report to New Agent Orientation.
请留步
处理中
准许进入 M探员 Access granted, Agent M.
每小时从12号门开始 every hour from Gate 12.
抱歉 女士 Excuse me, ma'am.
人人都可能是外星人 It's never who you think it is.
喔 对 她跟宇宙很熟 Oh, no. That one makes sense.
外星人监控系统
你就是找到我们的人？ So you're the one who found us.
是的 没错 Yes, I am.
我是T T老大 I'm T. High T.
哦 对 你是... Oh, yeah. You're...
- 我负责这个小马戏团 - 对 - I run this little circus. - Yeah.
欢迎你 M Welcome, M.
幸会 长官 It's nice to meet you, sir.
O要我期待精彩表现 O told me to expect some great things.
- 你会看到精彩表现的 - 很好 - And great things shall you get. - Good.
从那里过去 Right through there.
你好啊 Hi, you.
等等 等等 别碰他 Wait, wait, wait! Don't touch him!
天啊 Oh, God.
- 抓到了 我抓到他了 - 你这家伙... - I got him, I got him. - You guys...
抓到他了 我抓到他了 I got him. I got him.
千年之行始于足下 - T老大
马拉喀什
保险丝换掉
快去处理
那你付钱啊
换掉 换掉 Change it, change it.
老兄 可以了 All right, buddy.
好 试试看 All right. Drink this.
哦 小心点 弄坏了要赔的 Oh, careful. You break it, you buy it.
留着吧... Keep it. Keep it.
我招待 On me.
我们必须见女王 We need to see the queen.
好 Yes.
啊哦 Uh-oh.
您有访客 You have visitors.
你们找女王有何要事？ State your business with the queen.
我们需要某人死掉 We need someone to die.
仙女座II条约的6C条款明订 As clearly stated in Section 6C of the Treaty of Andromeda II,
我们不杀贾巴边人 we do not kill Jababians
也不参与其谋杀 nor participate in the murder thereof.
没有商量余地 This is nonnegotiable.
有一点商量余地啦 Well, it's slightly negotiable.
♪ Any sign, every word Comin' out of your mouth ♪
♪ You ain't got A little information ♪
喂 Oy!
早安 Morning.
我在找没用的 旧的 I'm in the market for a useless, old,
老旧机器 你有吗？ broken-down machine. What do you got?
你激怒不了我的 H You're not gonna get a rise out of me, H.
有红色按键的那台 It's the Imperial with the red tab.
机灵点好吗？ Do try to keep up.
谢了 查理 Thank you, Charlie.
旧通道站 That's the old portal depot.
第一次外星人大迁徒之地 Site of the First Great Alien Migration.
等等 艾菲尔是MIB探员？ Wait, so Eiffel was an MIB agent?
元老级的 One of the first.
他帮助许多来地球 He helped so many intergalactic refugees
求助的星际难民 seeking protection here on Earth.
那照片里 仔细看还能看到我爷爷 If you look closely, you can see my grandma
还有我奶奶 and my grandpa in that picture.
好美 So beautiful.
- 你的饮料 - 谢谢 - Here you are, dear. - Thank you.
那家伙是怎样？ What's up with that guy?
娜琳 Nerlene!
抱歉 Sorry.
他太可口了 He's just so yummy.
- 他是谁？- H - Who is he? - H.
分部里最厉害的探员 Only the best agent in the building.
他靠机智和7代反原子枪 He saved the world once with nothing but his wits
拯救了世界 and a Series-7 De-Atomizer.
他拯救了世界？ He saved the world?
发生了什么事？ From what?
蜂星人 The Hive.
喂 伙计 帮个忙 Hey, Guy, do me a favor.
- 替我挡电话 - 哦 没问题 - Handle my calls. - Oh, love to.
你要去哪里？ Where are you going?
做些功课 To do some homework.
马拉喀什的事件非常严重 An awful, terrible incident in Marrakesh.
北非办公室正在调查中 The North Africa office is investigating.
另一方面 And in other business,
H终于大驾光临了 H has decided to grace us with his presence after all.
抱歉 我太晚下班 大家早 Apologies, sir. I was working late. Morning, everyone.
我也替你善后到很晚 谢谢 So was I. Cleaning your mess. Thank you.
你真该看看我今早善了什么后 You should've seen the mess I was cleaning up this morning.
那行动未经授权 It was a totally unsanctioned op, sir,
还要两组人隔离 跟一组人消除记忆 requiring two containment units and a full neuralyzer squad.
我会从更远大的观点来看待这件事 I prefer to look at this from a macro point of view,
别纠结在细节上 not get bogged in the details.
坏人死了嘛 所以 你知道的 The bad guy's dead, so, you know.
请坐 最后一件事 Take a seat, please. One last item.
贾巴边皇室家族的一名成员 A member of the Jababian royal family
在前往半人马座A途中短暂停留 has a layover on his way to Centaurus A.
丑陋冯格斯 Vungus the Ugly.
号称继承来的 Inherited the title.
信不信由你 这个冯格斯 Believe it or not, Vungus here
算好看的 is the looker in the crowd.
全像投影会增胖5公斤 Holograms always add 10 pounds.
贾巴边的社会 Jababian society doesn't allow
不容许轻率行为 for certain indiscretions.
简单的说 他要我们好好招待他 In short, he wants to be shown a good time.
我们可以拒绝 但贾巴边的采矿船 We could say no, but Jababian mining vessels
会把我们压成灰 would grind us into galactic dust.
真讽刺 以前的我们 Some irony there, sir, if you think that we used to, uh,
要保护地球不受宇宙败类侵扰 protect Earth from the scum of the universe.
现在我们反而像是在保护败类 Now it seems we're protecting scum.
事实上 这就是它在你们的街道上晃的原因 Actually, that's why it would be right up your street.
这听来正是你最擅长的呢 H Your cup of tea, H.
我认识冯格斯 他不喝茶 I know Vungus. He doesn't really drink tea.
偏好伏特加 龙舌兰 He prefers vodka, tequila,
洗手液 有时会同时喝 hand sanitizer, sometimes all at once.
我们有次在曼谷醒来 被铐在马上... Once, we woke up handcuffed to a horse...
- 什么 H？- 你够了 - What, H? - Pipe down.
抱歉 我诚心道歉 Sorry. Sincere apologies.
你负责监督他 You will be his chaperone.
其实是他指名要你 In fact, he specifically asked for you.
好的 我希望这次 Okay. Absolutely, hopefully we don't end up
不会被铐在马上 handcuffed to a horse again, heh.
拜托了 Please.
他会在午夜前回家 I'll have him home by midnight.
“乖孩子 听话” Good boy. If you will.
“乖孩子 听话” "Good boy. If you will."
我觉得他说我是 “好人” "Good man," I think he said.
讨好老大 好吗？ Keep Daddy happy, yeah?
我们超好 We're like this.
把老大伺候得超好 You look after Papi so well.
你很嫉妒吧？ You're so jealous, aren't you?
老大的乖孩子 Papi's little fancy boy.
你巴不得是你 You wish you had a papi.
他们是乘交通工具来的... They came in on transportation...
呃 对 Uh, ahem.
你好 Hello.
喔 哎哟 Whoo! Oops.
- 抱歉 - 嗨 - Sorry. - Ahem. Hi.
喂 没事 我醒着 没关系 Hey. Nope, I'm awake. It's all right.
我是在冥想 Just catching up on my daily meditation.
我一直很想尝试 I have been meaning to try that.
冥想能促进线粒体 I read that it dramatically improves
能量的生成 mitochondrial energy production.
对 对 对 完全正确 Yep, yep. No, it absolutely does.
我的线粒体能量爆表了 My mitochondrial energy's through the roof.
- 嗯... 我们见过吗？- 没有 我是M探员 - Um... Have we met before? - No. Agent M.
我听说你今晚要见冯格斯 I heard you were on the Vungus meet,
我想帮忙 and I wanted to offer assistance.
我算是贾巴边控 I'm a bit of a Jababian wonk.
语言 文化 政治 时尚 Language, culture, politics, fashion.
总之 我帮你整理了资料夹 Anyways, I compiled a dossier for you to read.
这样啊 我喜欢详尽的资料夹 Oh, a dossier. I love a good dossier.
问题是... 你打听一下 The thing is... Ask around.
这里的人都知道我喜欢单独行动 I work alone. Ask anyone around here.
你知道贾巴边人有透视能力 Did you know that Jababians are claircognizant empaths,
也就是说他们能读你的心吗？ which means they can read your mind?
还有你的牌 And your cards.
- 他们也有破绽的 - 是什么？ - Well, they do have a tell. - What's that?
他们手臂下方的皮下斑点 Subdermal spots on the underside of their arms
- 会变色 - 嗯 很实用 - change color. - Mm, good to know.
谢谢你 我可以的 Thank you for your offer. I'm good.
好吧 我了解 Okay. Message understood.
我不打扰你... I will leave you to your...
冥想了 meditation.
谢谢你 Thank you.
哦 Oh.
知道你的破绽是什么吗？ Do you know what your tell is?
你冥想时会打呼 You snore when you meditate.
后来想想 也许我用得上帮手 Actually, on second thought, maybe I could use some backup.
我在想 我可以负责外围 I was thinking, for the op, I can take the perimeter,
- 你去找冯格斯 - 好 很好 - and you make the approach to Vungus. - Yes, good.
- 很好 - 不过在这间夜店里 - Okay. - The thing is, with this particular club.
大家都只想好好放松 everybody just wants to do their own thing.
外星人想当人类 人类想当外星人 Aliens wanna look like humans, humans wanna look like aliens,
我们得先放松点 so we may need to loosen up a bit.
先拿掉领带吧 行吗？ Maybe we lose the tie first, yeah?
打开几颗钮扣 别这么 死板 Pop a couple of buttons and not look so stiff.
我们可不想曝露身分 We don't want to advertise our profession,
如果你知道我在说什么的话 if you know what I mean.
“看 是星际战警 外星人 趴下” "Men in Black. Aliens, get down!"
- 我懂了 - 别那样 - I get it. - Don't do that.
是吗？好 太好了 完美 我怎么样？我看起来如何？ Yeah? Good. Great. Perfect. How about me? How do I look?
我会 呃 I would just, uh.
- 你介意吗...？- 什么？ - Do you mind if I...? - What?
过来 Coming in.
夜店休闲风跟最可悲的 It's a fine line between club casual
地球人是有差别的 and the saddest man on Earth.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 嗯哼 - 我们走吧？ - Mm-hm. - Yeah. Shall we?
我们不是到了吗？ I thought that we were here.
是啊 We are.
特别来宾的入口 Entrance for special guests.
摧下去吧 佛莱迪？ Step on it, would you, Freddie?
没问题 H You got it, H.
嗯 Hm.
这下好了 真没想到 Yeah, okay. Wasn't expecting that.
冯格斯出现了 The Vungus among us!
H炸弹 H-Bomb!
- 冯哥 冯哥 - 耶耶 - V-Go! V-Go! - Yeah, yeah!
- 耶 - 喔 - Yeah! - Woo!
看看你 你变瘦了 Look at you. You've lost weight.
你换头发了吗？ What have you done to your hair?
肯定换了 看起来超帅的 You changed it. Looks fantastic.
- 哦 我... - 我差点认不出你 - Oh, I... - I barely recognize you.
抱歉 这位是冯格斯 她是M Sorry. M, this is Vungus. Vungus, M.
你好 M Hello, M.
亲亲 Muah.
幸会 So nice to meet you.
我听过你不少事迹 I've heard a lot about you.
当然是普通级版本 Highly redacted, of course.
嘴真甜 他说... Such a charmer. He says...
他觉得你很辣 he thinks you're hot.
他觉得我很什么？抱歉？ He thinks I'm what? Sorry?
这是大概的意思 It's a rough translation.
我只翻大意 贾巴边人... 可能比较爱听 Probably works better on Ja... Jababia,
但你懂的 你的贾巴边语很溜 but you know that, since you speak fluent Jababian.
哦 Oh.
当然 我只是在想要怎么表达 Of course. I was just trying to find the words to articulate
你的样貌有多吸睛 how incredibly eye-catching you yourself are.
好吧 那到没错 Well, that he is.
M对贾巴边了若指掌 M knows everything about Jababia.
没有啦 “学无止境”嘛 I wouldn't say "everything." Always more to learn.
就像一种癖好 It's like a fetish.
哈 好吧 这话会让人想歪 Hah, okay, that implies something sexual.
- 但我绝对没有 - 有啦 - It's definitely not. - It is.
她开口闭口都是贾巴边这样 It's always, "Oh, Jababia this,
贾巴边那样 贾巴边 贾巴边 贾巴边 Jababia that, Jababia, Jababia, Jababia!"
好耶 宝贝 Yeah, baby!
我就知道你们俩很投缘 I knew you would hit it off.
一起跳舞吧？M很爱跳 Have a dance, okay? M loves to dance.
也很会跳 我去拿酒 She's a wonderful dancer. I'll get drinks.
你还喝蔓越莓伏特加？ You're still a vodka cranberry guy?
你真懂我 You know it.
好 好的 Okay. Okay.
M 来 M, please.
来坐在冯格斯旁边 Come, sit next to Vungus.
我保证 不会咬人 I promise, I don't bite.
好 等我一下 Okay, just give me one sec.
四杯蔓越莓伏特加 Four vodka cranberries.
没事的 我来付 It's all right. I'll get this one.
用公司的卡 Put it on the company card.
尽情报帐 Little tip, expense everything.
喂 我有个小问题 Hey, quick question, no big deal.
你想把我推销给冯格斯？ Are you pimping me out to Vungus?
什么？没有 What? No.
你怎么会有这种... 想法？ What the hell would give you that... impression?
喂 哈哈哈 Hello. Ha-ha-ha!
- 你好啊？- 因为他那个样子？ - Oh, I don't know. That? - Oh, ahem.
还是别看他的好 Better not look at that.
喂 下次要我当外星人的诱饵 Hey, if you wanna use me as alien bait,
请先跟我说 just let me know next time.
我不喜欢被欺骗 I don't like to be lied to.
像是假装成在某个领域 What, like pretending to be an expert
并不擅长的专家 是不是？ in something you're not?
这行充满了谎言 We're in the lying business.
- 是吗？- 贾巴边人脉很广 - Are we? - Jababians are prickly.
我们要让他们开心 We want them to be happy.
他们才不会摧毁我们的星球 So they don't destroy our planet and everything.
这就是任务 That is the mission.
如果你不... If you're not down with...
我接受任务 I'm down with the mission,
但我不跟贾巴边人乱搞 but I'm not fornicating with the Jababian.
我没要你这么做 That's not what I asked you to do.
♪ Where nobody can reach us ♪
♪ There's no need To take your phone ♪
你会待多久 老兄？ So how long you here for, buddy?
冯格斯明天回家 Vungus go home tomorrow.
明天？ Tomorrow?
今晚一定要玩个尽兴 是吗？ We better make it a good one, huh?
我们谈谈 H 我们必须谈谈 I came to talk, H. We need to speak.
别谈了 我想看你跳舞 Talky, shmalky. I want to see you dance.
来吧 来吧 我知道你超爱这首歌 Come on. Come on, I know, I know this is your jam.
起来 来吧 M Get out here. M, come on.
哦 不了 我只想... 我喜欢坐着跳 Oh, no, I'm just gonna... I like to butt-dance.
♪ Dimes wall to wall in the VIP ♪
♪ The age don't mean a thing I ain't Chi Ali ♪
♪ I bring them out With no ID ♪
♪ Them boys they bring Them out like I'm T.I.P. ♪
♪ Come here, girl ♪
♪ Let me creep in your world ♪
♪ Let me take you Indonesia ♪
喂 我必需跟你讨论一件事 Hey, I need to talk to you about something.
如果你指在贝鲁特那晚 If it's about that night in Beirut,
照片我删了 我保证 I deleted the photos. Promise.
不 不是贝鲁特 是... No, not Beirut. Just...
♪ Let me creep in your world ♪
♪ I don't give a fuck What it cost ♪
♪ I floss big whips I floss big chains ♪
♪ I talk big-ish 'Cause I'm got big thangs ♪
- H？- 怎么？ - H? - Yeah?
- 12点钟 - 你说的没错 - Twelve o'clock. - You're damn right
没错 夜晚才开始 喔喔 it is. Night is young. Whoo-hoo!
听我说 H Listen to me, H.
这件事很重要 This is serious.
冯格斯只信任你一个 You're the only one that Vungus can trust.
彼此彼此 Well, feeling's mutual.
♪ I see 'em looking at me Like what's up ♪
♪ Let me creep in your world ♪
你怎么了？ What happened to you?
没事 你才怎么了？ Nothing. What happened to you?
你干嘛这么严肃？ Why are you so serious?
- 放放松 喔 耶 - H - Relax. Ow! Yeah. - H.
♪ Let me take you To Indonesia ♪
♪ Where nobody can reach us ♪
你还好吗 老兄？ You all right, buddy?
怎么了？你脸色不太好 What's wrong? You don't look so good.
- 你没事吧？- 冯格斯不太舒服 - You okay? - Vungus not feel so good.
蔓越莓伏特加的后劲真强 Vodka cranberry sure pack a punch.
去开他的车 送他离开吧 Let's get his car and get him out of here.
- 好的 - 好了 - Yeah. Yup. - All right.
好吧 该送你回去睡觉了 Okay. Get you off to bed.
我带你离开这里 好了 Let's get you in here. All right.
到了 伙计 上去吧 There you are, buddy. In you go.
小心头 好的 行了 Watch your head. Okay. All right.
好了 好好睡一觉 好吗？ Now, sleep it off, okay?
早上再聊 记得喝水 I'll speak to you in the morning. Hydrate.
喔 Whoo!
- 我们不该通报吗？- 哦 天啊 不用啦 - Shouldn't we call it in? - Oh, God, no.
写报告是场恶梦 The paperwork is a nightmare.
但冯格斯的脸色很差 But Vungus didn't look too good.
他以前看起来也不太好 但是 He didn't look too good before, but.
相信我 我还看过更糟的 Trust me, I've seen him way worse.
有次在伊斯坦堡... This one time in Istanbul...
救救我 Help me.
- MIB 别动 - 趴下 - MIB. Freeze! - On the ground.
- 手放地上 - 手举起来 - Hands up. - Palms down.
- 手举起来 - 手放地上 - Palms down. - Hands up.
你想怎么做？我无所谓 Which do you want to go with? I'm fine with either.
但我们得统一说法 你要放在地上？ We've to come up with something consistent. You want palms down?
如果你不介意的话 If you don't mind.
- 手放地上 - 手放地上 - Palms down. - Palms down.
很好 Good.
搞什...？ What the...?
情况不妙 That is not good.
快跑 Run!
M！ M!
他们来了 They are coming!
油孔盖 快去 Petrol cap. Go.
我们需要更大的火力 后照镜 We need more firepower. Side-view mirror.
你想要我拿来丢他们吗？ What do you want me to do, throw it at them?
哦 哇 Oh, wow.
我从没看过这种事 I haven't seen that before.
这好像没什么用 I don't think this is doing anything.
可恶 Come on.
排气管 快去 Exhaust pipe. Go!
来啊 Come on!
这还差不多 Now this is more like it.
好了 Right.
快点 Hurry!
去帮冯格斯 我掩护你 Go to Vungus. I'll cover you.
H 来帮个小忙 H! A little help here!
不 别叫H No. Not H.
他变了 He has changed.
我感觉的到 I could feel it.
我必须知道... I have to know...
我能不能信任你 if I can trust you.
这下我生气了 Now I'm pissed off.
把这个藏好 Hide this.
星际战警内部有问题 Something is wrong in Men in Black.
什么？冯格斯 这是什么？ What? Vungus, what is this?
唯一能保护你们的东西 It's the only thing that can protect you.
来啊 Come on!
看你们还有什么舞可跳？ Where's your fancy dance moves now?
搞什么...？ What the...?
注意前面 这不安全 Keep your eyes on. It's not safe.
注意 注意 Eyes on! Eyes on!
两个目标 Two targets!
他怎么样了？ How is he?
他死了 He's gone.
伙计们 退后一点 好吗？ Guys, back up a little bit, all right?
你彻底超越自己了 Oy! Outdone yourself here, mate.
- 好 干得好 - 谢了 - Well done. Well done. - Thank you.
快告诉我发生什么事？ Fill me in. What happened, huh?
你们显然是遭到不明对象攻击 C We were attacked, clearly, C.
- 是的 - 但我不知道是什么 - Right. - By I don't know what.
嫌犯只用手就发动了攻击 The suspects, they did this with their bare hands.
他们把固体变成液体 They turned solid into liquid,
- 再变回去 - 什么？ - then back again. - What?
- 她为什么在这里？- 她... - Why's she here? - She...
- 她在 - 她在 - She is - AGENT H: She is
为你说明犯罪现场 Walking you through the crime scene.
不 她是试用中的探员 No, no. She is a probationary agent,
她根本不该在这里？ so she is not here at all, okay?
她就在这里 I think you'll find that she clearly is here
因为我看得见她 because I can see her.
- 我支持你 - 谢谢 - Backing you up. - Thank you.
爱耍嘴皮子 随便你们 A figure of speech, but fine.
你麻烦大了 You are in so much trouble,
哦 我的天啊 你只需要做一件事 一份简单不过得差事 oh, my God. You had one job. You had one very simple job:
带一团蜥蜴肉球出去喝酒 to take some lizard slimeball out for a few drinks.
- 就这样 - 他不是“蜥蜴肉球” - That was it. - Not a "lizard slimeball."
- 是我朋友 - 哦 不 - A friend of mine. - Oh, no.
- 是啊 不好意思 - 嗯 - Yeah. Sorry about that. - Mm.
他是一团爬虫类肉球 He was a reptilian slimeball,
现在死了 都是因为你 他死掉的时候有谁在？ now dead because of you. Who was with him when he died?
- 我 - 谁...？ - I was. - Who...?
好 很好 他有提到 Okay, good. And did he say anything
他遇害的原因吗？ that might explain why he was killed?
什么线索都行？说吧 Anything at all? Come on.
没 他没说 No. Not a thing.
- 仔细回忆下... - 不用 - So just to recap... - No point.
贾巴边皇室的 A high-ranking member
高层成员死在你保护之下 of the Jababian royal family dies on your watch,
你无法辨识凶手 murdered by assailants that you can't identify,
对原因也毫无头绪 for reasons that you cannot begin to fathom.
- 是吗？- 你一开口 - Is that about right? - I switched off
我就断片了 我不知道 the moment you started talking. I don't know.
你快滚啦 Why don't you bugger off.
很好 谢谢你 Okay, mate. Thank you.
- 是的 - 我会滚的 - Yeah. - I'll piss off,
- 滚回办公室 - 你的栖息地 - to the office. - Where you belong.
跟T老大聊一聊 To have a word with High T,
这次他救不了你了 who will not save you this time.
我们不会有事的 别担心 We'll be fine. Okay? Don't worry.
这是... 我们不会有事 This is... We'll be fine.
是吗？ Yeah?
是 是的 我了解 Yes. Yes. Understood.
是的... 的确 Yeah... Indeed.
是 Yes.
是 是 Yes. Yes.
谢谢你 Thank you.
击败蜂星人 单凭他们的机智与7代反原子枪
我向你保证 我们会用 Let me assure you, we will deal with this
最严厉的手段来处理 in the strongest possible terms.
贾巴边人要你们的人头 The Jababians want your heads.
两颗头都要装进外交邮袋 Quite literally. Both heads, sent by diplomatic pouch.
好的 嗯... Okay, um, ahem...
早安 Morning, sir.
这是你要的 I have the forensics report
监视报告 that you asked for.
谢谢 Thank you.
这真令人忧心 Well, this is troubling.
- 非常忧心 - 嗯哼 - Very troubling. - Mm-hm.
这就是我们的嫌犯 These are our suspects.
名叫歹亚能的物种 A species called Dyadnum.
来自天龙座的双星系统 From a binary star system in the constellation Draco.
天龙座在几年前 Draco, that's Hive territory.
遭到蜂星人掌控 The entire sector fell years ago.
嫌犯的DNA... The Dyads' DNA...
- 充满蜂星人的突变 - 嗯哼 - are riddled with Hive mutations. - Mm-hm.
我们都知道 蜂星人不只摧毁敌人 As we all know, the Hive doesn't just destroy their enemies,
还会吸收敌人 they subsume them.
从内而外控制他们 Take them over from within.
也就是说 这两人已经变成蜂星人了 Whoever these two were, they're part of the Hive now.
对 但蜂星人为何派他们来 Yes, but why would the Hive send them all this way
谋杀贾巴边皇族？ to kill a Jababian royal?
你比谁都了解冯格斯 You knew Vungus better than anyone.
他为什么会来？ Did he indicate why he was here?
他要我们做什么？ Did he want something from us?
不 他表现得很正常 很开心 No, he seemed pretty normal, happy.
长官 这简直是失败大杂烩 Sir. This whole thing is a fiasco. It's a farrago.
如此严重的失职 And a failure of this magnitude
必须立刻执行... requires immediate invokement of...
13号条款 Article 13.
别那么机车 谁会说“大杂烩”啊？ Don't be a dick. Who says "farrago"?
呃 什么是13号条款？ Uh, what is Article 13?
立即开除 然后消除记忆 Immediate termination, followed by neuralyzation.
- 等一下 - 等等 - Wait a second. - Wait.
- 不要 - 你们都用这招 - No. - Is that your answer
- 处理事情？- 把它放下 - to everything? - Put that away!
- 眼镜拿掉 - 长官 不行 - Glasses off. - Sir, you can't.
给我一个好理由 Give me one good reason why not.
嗯 因为它是... Um, because it's...
就像我们之前说的 嗯... what we were talking about. Um...
- 因为... - 因为... - Because... - Because...
如果没有我们 你们永远查不出真相 if you erase us, you will never know the truth.
- 真相 - 他们根本在拖延 - The truth. - They're stalling.
- 你下令 我就动手 - 住手 - Say the word. I'll do it. - Put it away.
M 你好好解释清楚 M, go ahead. Explain yourself.
好吧 长官... Well, sir...
你想想看 仔细想想看... if you think about it, really think about it...
冯格斯... Vungus...
有多少人知道他在这里？ how many people really knew that he was here?
这办公室里的人 The people in this room.
还有一些高阶探员 And perhaps a dozen high-level agents.
如果只有这些人知道冯格斯的下落 If those were the only people that knew where Vungus would be,
假设冯格斯也没向 and we assume that Vungus didn't leak
杀手自曝位置 his own location to the killers,
那不就表示幕后主谋... doesn't that mean that it was someone...
在MIB里？ inside MIB?
这里有内鬼 长官 A mole, sir, inside these very walls.
长官 他们根本在胡扯 Sir, they're making this up as they go along.
说什么“内鬼” 组织成立以来 "A mole"? In the history of the company,
- 从来没人泄密过 - 内鬼都这么说 - there's never been a leak. - Something a mole would say.
- 少乱讲 - 内鬼标准台词 - Don't be absurd. - Classic mole talk.
内鬼第一守则 Sounds like Mole 101.
够了 Enough.
若我们被渗透 If we've been compromised,
地球上所有居民 it puts every citizen on this planet,
人类和外星人 都有危险 both human and alien, at risk.
- C 追踪那些杀手 - 是 - C. Track down these killers. - Sir.
找到他们 就能揪出内鬼 Find the killers, we find the mole.
- 是 长官 - 退下 - Will do, sir. - Dismissed.
M 你果然很机灵 M, it appears you're as sharp as advertised.
你跟C一起查案 Work the case with C.
请武器部门开始设计 Get Weapons Department started on something
能对付他的武器 that can neutralize these Dyads.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
她确实很机灵 Sharp indeed she is, sir.
你应该要我监督本案吧... I assume you'll want me overseeing the case? Sort of...
我不会再掩护你了 H I'm finished covering for you, H.
长官 这个案子需要我 我有对付蜂星人的经验 You need me on this case, sir. I've dealt with the Hive before.
只靠我的机智跟我的7代... With nothing but my wits and my Series 7...
不 他才跟蜂星人交手过 No. He dealt with the Hive before.
我不知道他跑哪去了 And I don't know where the hell he has gone!
我曾经认为你能领导这里 I actually used to think you could lead this place.
我看错你了 I was wrong about you.
我的话说完了 We're done here.
这是命令 That's an order.
你没有看错我 长官 Look, you weren't wrong about me, sir.
你看到我的能力 它一直都在 You saw something in me once. It's still there.
很抱歉 我让你失望了 And I apologize for letting you down.
再给我一次机会 我一定会做好 我保证 Give me another chance and I'll fix this. I promise you.
我认为这不只是刀片 I don't think it's just a blade.
好像还有某种毒素 Looks like it carries some poison.
我懂你的意思 等一下 I know what you're talking about. Wait.
抱歉 T老大决定 Sorry, mate. High T wants me
- 要我主导调查 - 什么？我不相信你 - to run point on this one. - What? I don't believe you.
我也不想 I don't like it any better than you,
但他一直说就靠我了 but he kept going on about relying on me,
需要最顶尖的探员之类的 needing our top agent, that sort of thing.
这不是我说的 有意见就去找他 I don't make the rules. Take it up with him.
M 他想让你来影响我 M, he's keen for you to shadow me.
他说 “跟最厉害的人学习” "Learn from the best," he said.
如果你愿意的话 算是在职培训吧 Little on-the-job training, if you will.
怎么样？懂吗？来吧 Hmm? Yeah? Come on.
- 你要去还是留？- 是有 我要去 - Are you going or you staying? - Yeah, I'll go.
- 那么... - 好吧 - Well... - Okay.
- 走吧 - H？ - Come on. - H?
谢谢你哦 Thanks for that.
真受够你了 I'm sick of you.
好了 Okay.
- 所以真相是什么？- 问你啊 - What's the actual truth? - You tell me.
你这个厌恶谎言的人还真会骗 For someone who hates lying, that was incredible.
- 我没有... - 别装了 - I wasn't... - It was electric up there.
刚才我们默契十足 The way we played off each other, back and forth.
- 我是随机应变 - 内鬼在MIB里 - I was riffing. - A mole inside the MIB.
这招真是天才 我怎么没想到 It's genius. I wish I thought of it.
我可能发现了真相 I discovered a possible truth.
我是说 想想看 这是合理的解释 I mean, think about it. It would explain a lot.
你目前有什么发现？ What have you got so far?
我本来要对这东西 I was about to run a molecular deconstruction
进行分子解构 再参照已知毒素 on the substance and cross-reference with all toxins.
- 好主意 - 只是科学做法 - Good idea. - Just a little science.
我不会那么做 I wouldn't do that.
喔 我知道这玩意 Whoo! I know what that is.
它害死一个贾巴边大只佬 That killed a 300-pound Jababian,
我是不会碰它的 so I wouldn't get recreational with it.
这是纯的赛弗斯 错误的剂量会立刻要你命 Zephos, pure grade. The wrong amount will kill you instantly.
正确剂量则会让人大跳脱衣舞 Right amount will keep you dancing shirtless
在摩纳哥的夜店连跳17个小时 on a nightclub in Monaco for 17 hours.
资讯过多 总是过多 So much information. Always so much information.
我听说的啦 只有一个地方会 It's what I've heard. There's only one place in the world
做这玩意 我们走 where they know how to mix it. Let's go.
你要来吗？世界可不会拯救自己 You coming? World's not gonna save itself.
你是说你需要我一起拯救世界？ Are you saying that you need me to save the world?
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
我就知道 Thought so.
马拉喀什
哦 哇 Oh, wow.
那在这里很常见 You'll see that a lot around here.
寇姆隆人的标志 It's a Cromulian tag.
在他们的星系代表希望或毁灭 In their galaxy, a symbol for hope or annihilation.
他们还在争论到底是哪个 There's still some debate around what exactly.
其实是和谐 Actually, it's harmony.
但在地球上代表MIB的藏身处 But on Earth, it means we're entering an MIB safe haven.
- 你怎么知道？- 手册里有写 - How do you know? - It's in the handbook.
别完全相信手册 Don't believe everything you read.
- 那是我们的工作 - 我们工作是为什么？ - That is my job. - And my job is what?
在这里瞎耗？ Hang out here and shut up?
对 你的工作就是闭嘴 Shut up. That's your job.
真想不到 纳萨 Well, look who it is. Nasr.
你知道外星科技 You know the rules: no visible alien tech
不能上街的 快把机车盖住 anywhere on the street. Cover the bike up
免得我开单 before I have to give you a ticket.
H？真的是你吗？ H? It is really you?
当然是我 不然呢？ Of course it's me. Who else could it be?
- 喂 巴萨 - 你好 H - Hey, Bassam. - Hi, H.
纳萨说你挂了 Nasr said you were dead.
什么？我... 我哪有 What? I... I never said that.
你有 他骗人 You did. He's lying.
哈 嘿 拿开... Aah! Hey! Get...
- 那是... - 我为什么会挂掉？ - That's... - And why would I be dead?
巴萨误会了 Bassam misunderstood.
听说你跟丽莎分手了 We heard that you and Riza had split up.
哦 丽莎 是谁？ Oh, Riza. Who's that?
这不重要 It's not important.
嗯 人类还是...？ Mm. Human or...?
- 无关紧要 - 我只是对 - Doesn't matter. - I'm just curious
跨物种接触有点好奇 所以... how it works between species, so...
完全不重要 只是老朋友 所以... Very unimportant. Old friend of mine, so...
她还是银河系头号犯罪集团的首脑 Who runs the biggest criminal syndicate in the galaxy.
她也是很成功的女商人 Who is a very successful businesswoman.
我喜欢女强人 I love a businesswoman.
- 干嘛聊这个？- 真可惜 你们很登对 - Why are we talking about this? - Sad. You made a lovely couple.
谢谢 但世事难料 Thank you. These things happen.
你说 “那个疯子会宰了他” You said, "That psycho's gonna slit his throat."
哦 嗯 Oh, hmm.
我们失陪一下 Excuse us for one moment.
你说的 不是我 不准你... Your words, not mine. Don't you...
前女友？好像有利益冲突哦 You dated this person? Seems like a conflict of interest.
你知道我的私事才是利益冲突 Conflict of interest for you to know my private life.
是啊 我又不想听 Yeah, sure. I'd prefer not to.
喂 喂 够了 听着 Hey, hey, that's enough. Listen.
别再扁他了 Stop beating the hell out of him.
- 好 - 把机车盖好 - Yeah. - Keep this thing covered up.
- 没问题 会盖好的 - 谢谢 - Absolutely. Will do. - Thank you.
不会再犯了 Won't happen again.
很高兴认识两位 Nice to meet you both.
- 好 - 是的 - Yes. - Yeah.
- 干嘛？- 在夜店外 - What? - Pulled this
的监视器发现这个 from the surveillance camera outside the club.
你站在那里 让我很不舒服 Standing there, making me feel uncomfortable.
抱歉 Sorry about that.
你让T看过了吗？ Have you shown this to T?
他说凡事都要先经过你 You said everything goes through you.
没错 凡事都要先经过我 很好 Yes, everything does go through me. Good.
我会拿给他看 去忙吧 I'll show him. Go on.
我的天 Goodness me.
未知武器
哦 老天 Oh, boy.
麻烦来了 Here comes trouble.
我喜欢麻烦 I like trouble.
你跟我想的一样吗？ You thinking what I'm thinking?
打给丽莎 Call Riza.
啊 就是这里了 Ah, here. This is it.
看来好几天了 Looks like a couple days' worth.
都没人收货了 No one's been out to collect.
有人吗？ Hello?
再过来我就溶掉你的浏海 花美男 One more step and I'll liquefy your bangs, pretty boy.
- 别激动 冷静点 - 好吧 - Easy, easy. - Okay.
- 我们不想惹事 - 不许动 - We don't want any trouble. - Do not move.
喂 看看你 Hey, look at you.
怎么称呼你 老兄？ What do we call you, sport?
你不能称呼我“老兄” "Sport" is not what you call me.
这什么玩意？ What is it?
- “玩意”？我 - 抱歉 - "It"? He. - Sorry.
干嘛给我称呼？ Why would you call me anything?
我们只是无名走卒 Pawns don't have names. We're pawns.
嗯 好 那就叫“小咖” Uh, okay. "Pawny," then.
这里发生什么事？ What happened here?
我们办了最狂的派对 Oh, we had the best party.
肯伊跑来大唱他整张新专辑 Kanye showed up and dropped a whole new album.
好听到炸 看清楚 It was some of his best work. Look around!
我们被打败了 We got our asses kicked!
啊 女王 Aah! My queen!
哦 她死了 Oh, she's gone.
我发誓 绝不服侍他人 I'll never serve another. I swear it.
我会把匕首 I'll plunge my dagger
刺进自己体内 象这样 刺穿我所有重要器官 into my own body, like this, through my vital organs,
然后倒下 直到黑暗吞噬我 and then leave it until the dark takes me.
喂 你不会真的那么做吧？ Hey, you're not gonna actually go through with this, are you?
听着 女王的走卒少了女王就只是走卒 Listen. A queen's pawn without a queen is just a pawn.
一无所有 A nothing.
我必须自我了结 I must end my own life
用最痛苦的方式 in the most painful way possible.
别阻止我 Don't stop me.
生存机率是 零 Chance of survival: zero.
- 该阻止他吗？- 我说到做到 - Think we should stop him? - Gonna do it.
我有点想看他会不会动手 Wanna see if he goes through with it.
- 抱歉 你说啥？- 什么？没事 - Sorry, what did you say? - Hmm? Nothing at all.
不过知道吗？我确实有话要说 Know what? I did say something.
- 是吗？- 对 他是目击者 - You did? - Yeah. He's a witness.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你知道的 我不认为她会希望你 You know, I don't think that she would want you to,
真的自我了结 you know, go through with it, honestly.
你哪里会知道女王的想法？ Who are you to know what a queen would or wouldn't want?
你是个女王吗？ Are you a queen?
某方面来说 所有女性都是 Well, to the extent that all women are, yes,
但我不是女王 but, no, no, I'm not a queen.
不过她是一位探员 You know what she is, though, is an agent.
- “探员”？- 是的 - "Agent"? - Mm-hm.
- 是一个封号吗？- 没错 - Is that a title? - It is a title.
非常显赫的封号 A title of great eminence and stature.
M是一位探员 M here is an agent.
没有走卒的探员 你明白的 An agent without a pawn, if you see my meaning.
我从来没想过 I never thought of this,
但悼念死者最好的方式 but maybe the best way to honor the dead
- 或许是活下去 - 是的 - is to go on living. - Yes.
我宣誓永远对你忠诚 M探员 I pledge loyalty eternal to you, Agent M.
不 不 不 我不想要什么手下 No, no, no. I'm not interested in a subject.
太迟了 结束了 我宣誓忠诚了 Too late. It's done. I already pledged the loyalty.
你该早点“拒绝”的 Wish you'd said "no, no, no" before.
恭喜 Congratulations.
若你比我早走 And if you should die before I,
我必将自我了结... I promise to end my own life...
“用最痛苦的方式” "In the most painful way possible."
对 我不喜欢你 Yeah. Ha. I don't like you.
我们走吧 Let's go.
小姐？ My lady?
来嘛 我们会很开心的 Come on. We'll have a fun time.
- 好吧 - 好 - Fine. - Yes!
H 有件事我一直想说 H, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
- 我一直在等待时机... - 是吗？ - I've been wanting to tell you... - Yeah?
- 那个东西 它在哪？- 你说这个？ - about it. Where is it? - You mean this?
- 你偷拿的？- 什么偷拿？ - You stole it from me? - Stole it from you?
是取回你从犯罪现场偷走的证据 I recovered evidence you stole from a crime scene.
冯格斯要我把它偷偷藏起来 Vungus told me to hide it and I couldn't trust anyone.
你居然听冯格斯的 You're telling me you listened to Vungus,
而不相信你的伙伴兼资深探员？ you trusted Vungus instead of your partner, a senior agent?
- 是吗？- 正是如此 - Huh? - In a word, yes.
H 说到探员... H, speaking of agents...
过来 Come on.
他们怎么会来？ Why would they be here?
要嘛有颁奖典礼 There's either an award show
要嘛我们惨了 we're not aware of or we're in deep shit.
很好 关闭所有的街道 Thank you. I need you to close every street,
拱门和下水道 archway and sewer now.
请你那个随身摄影机 Come in closer on that body cam there.
- 放大一些 - 有没有谁来 - A bit more. - Could someone
跟我解释解释这是怎么回事？ please explain to me what the hell is going on?
长官 这是个敏感问题 Sir, slightly sensitive subject.
我想低调处理 Thought it best to keep it quiet.
- 再近一点 - C 过来 - A bit further in, please. - C, a word.
是 别让任何人离开旧城 好吗？ Absolutely. No one leaves the medina, all right?
这... 太乱来了 This... This is nonsense.
就算你个人有所不满 Despite your personal feelings,
H依然是最厉害的探员之一 H is one of the best agents ever to wear this suit.
不 他曾经是最厉害的探员 No, he was one of the best agents to wear this suit.
蜂星人事件发生后 他就变了 看 你看 He hasn't been the same since the Hive. Look. Look.
有消息指出冯格斯是从 My sources say that Vungus stole it
贾巴边军队的高级研究部偷走它 from the Jababian War Department Advanced Research Division
再带来这里 and brought it here.
而你一直瞒着我？想瞒多久？ And you kept this from me? For how long?
- 快解释清楚 - 解释清楚？ - Explain yourself. - Oh, explain myself?
长官 不管那是什么 M和H曾把它带进你的办公室 Sir, whatever that thing is, M and H had it in your office,
后来你让他们离开 and you let them go, sir.
恕我直言 是你让他们离开的 With all due respect, you let them go.
- 继续吧 - 是 长官 - Carry on. - Yes, sir.
- C - 是？ - And, C. - Sir?
带他们回来见我 Bring them straight to me.
冯格斯是为了保护它才会死 Whatever that thing is, Vungus died to protect it.
他不愿意让它落入他们手中 He gave it to me so it wouldn't go to them.
- 是的 长官 - H 听我说 - Yes, sir. - H, listen to me.
这不是我的行动 This isn't my operation.
快到安全之处 再向我回报 Get out of there. Get safe. Then report.
M可能说对了 M may be right.
你 我要每10分钟重复一次 You, I want sitreps every 10 minutes.
星际战警可能有内鬼 There could be a mole in the Men in Black.
好了 拿好 我会把他们引开 All right. Take this. I'll draw them away.
20分钟后在主广场会合 I'll meet you at the main square in 20.
快走 Go.
借过 借过
大家好 真巧啊？ Hey, guys, what are the odds?
让让 让让
让开 让开
纳萨 我得借用你的机车 Nasr! I need to borrow your bike.
只借就好 不是偷就行 As long as it is to borrow, not steal.
是的 当然 快 Yes. Of course. Quick.
- 过来 - 巴萨 - Come on. - Bassam!
喔 Ooh!
- 好 油门 煞车 - 水 - Okay, accelerator, brake. - Water.
- 外面很热 - 你是太好了 - Very hot out there. - That's very thoughtful of you.
真贴心 这操作很简单吧？ This is pretty straightforward?
对 非常简单的 Yes. Very straightforward, indeed.
就像骑脚踏车一样 Just like riding a bike.
好 很酷 Okay, cool.
抱歉 Sorry.
好吧 一点也不像骑脚踏车 Well, this is nothing like riding a bike at all.
快 上来 Quick, jump on!
抓好了 Hold on tight.
哦 可恶 Oh, shit!
抓住我 小咖 Hold on, Pawny!
抓住 Hold on!
等等我 Wait for me!
谢谢 Thanks!
哈 没想到居然成功了 Ha! I can't believe that actually worked.
- 喂 H？- 什么？ - Hey, H? - Yeah?
对哦 墨镜 Oh, right. Glasses.
嗨 大家好 请看这里 Hi, everyone. If you could all look right here.
快骑车啦 Just drive.
走 快 Move! Go!
天啊 Oh, boy.
你觉得如何？按红色按钮？我觉得是超光速引擎 What do you think? Red button? I think it's hyperdrive.
不对 我认为超光速引擎是蓝色钮 No, I think hyperdrive is blue.
有时要相信自己的直觉 Sometimes you have to trust your gut.
是我的直觉 不是你的 My gut, not yours!
谁来按钮 Somebody press something!
呀呼 脱逃成功 Whoo-hoo! Lost the tail.
我说过的 对吧？超光速引擎很棒 What'd I tell you, huh? Hyperdrive.
- 是 是 是的 - 相信直觉 要相信直觉 - Yeah, yeah. Okay. - Trust your gut. Trust your gut.
天啊 我讨厌沙子 Oh, God, I hate sand.
红色按钮超屌的 The red button was awesome!
我们再按一次 Let's press the red button again.
哇 Wow.
喂 它在做什么？ Hey, what's it doing?
它在动 Moving.
哦 Oh.
什么...？那是什么？ What...? What is that thing?
看到核心了吗？怎么一直在光球内部 See the core? How it keeps emitting convective energy
释放对流能量？ across the interior of the photosphere?
是啊 我都看到了 Yeah, yeah. No, I see all of it.
我看到是... 光球的部分 I see the... The photosphere bit.
是的 嘘 Okay, yeah. Shh.
这是热核爆炸 Those are thermonuclear explosions.
等等 什么？什么意思？像炸弹之类的吗？ Wait, what? What does that mean? Like a bomb or something?
我想这是一个超压缩恒星 I think what we're looking at is a super compressed star.
从色温看来 And by the color temperature,
我会说 这是个蓝巨星 I'd say it's a blue giant.
来按一下按钮 看看它能做什么 Let's press the button. Let's see what this does.
你要我们测试被武器化的恒星？ Are you suggesting we try a weaponized star for fun?
是啊 为了科学和乐趣 Mm-hm. Well, for science and fun.
两者的确不互相排斥 The two aren't mutually exclusive. Okay.
好吧 I know.
是的 这里再适合不过了 Yeah, there is no better place.
空域沙漠不是浪得虚名 They don't call it the Empty Quarter for nothing.
没错 所以我才会建议 That's why I made the suggestion. Go.
呃 先用0.001就好？你觉得呢？ Uh, at just .001? What do you think?
是的 慢慢开始 Yeah. Just start off slow.
- 按下按钮 - 好的 - Press the button. - Okay.
嗯 也许把能量 Mm. Maybe ratchet it up a few notches,
调强一点... a little higher...
喔 Whoa!
这是低能量设定？ That was the low setting?
呃 你们觉得有人会注意到这个吗？ Uh, do we think anyone's gonna notice that wasn't there before?
长官 他们跑了 Sir, they got away.
我相信更合适的说法是... I believe the appropriate phrase is...
你追丢了 you lost them.
好吧 长官 我认为... Well, I put it to you, sir...
- 他们有帮手 - 或许吧 - that they had help. - Probably.
但我了解H 他的行动一定有原因 But I know H. Whatever he's doing, there's a reason.
你为什么一直保护他？ Why do you keep protecting him?
不是吗？要保护到什么地步？ Huh? What is it going to take?
我是在保护这个分部 I am protecting this institution.
为什么？在防我吗？ From what? From me?
长官 你质疑我的忠诚？ Are you questioning my loyalty, sir?
我质疑你的判断力 At the very least, your judgment.
还有别的事吗 C探员？ Is there anything else, Agent C?
- 没有 - 很好 - No, sir. - Good.
那请你离开？ Then would you kindly leave?
冯格斯明知那玩意有多强大？ Vungus knew how powerful that thing was, right?
却把足以毁灭全世界的武器交给你 He knew it could destroy worlds, and he gave it to you.
我我不明白 他才刚认识你 I don't understand. Someone he only just met.
为什么？ Why would he do that?
- 我不知道 - 嗯？ - I don't know. - Hmm?
或许他信任我 Maybe he trusted me.
我无意怀疑你的可信度 I'm not gonna doubt your general trustworthiness,
但我在他母亲的丧礼上唱过歌 but, I mean, I sang at Vungus' mother's funeral.
而且唱得挺好的 Quite beautifully, I might add.
我们非常了解彼此 We knew everything about one another.
我是说 我很肯定他信任我啊 I mean, hey, I'm pretty sure he trusted me. Heh.
好吧 H 若你非知道不可... Okay, H, if you must know...
他说你改变了 he said that you'd changed.
“你变了” 这些鬼扯蛋我听烦了 I'm getting sick of hearing this "you've changed" crap.
我这些年来始终如一 I'm the same person I was years ago.
你是说你一直都是这样？ You've always been this way?
怎么样？ What way?
呃 含糊笨拙 Uh, vaguely inept.
傲慢无礼 自大鲁莽 Arrogant. Reckless.
- 我有漏掉什么吗？- 哈 好的 好 喂 听着 - Did I miss anything? - Heh. Okay, yeah. Hey, look.
自大 鲁莽 说的好 Arrogant and reckless. That's nice.
也许我偶尔是那样 Maybe I am a few of those things occasionally,
但你听好了 拯救这星球 but my job is saving the planet, and that's what I do.
是我的职责跟强项 I do a good job at it. While that's still happening,
而目前的规则就是 没有规则 the rules are: there are no rules.
- 这也算规则啊 - 嗯哼 - Well, that's a rule. - Mm-hm.
哎呀 该死 好吧 通通不许动 Argh. Damn it. All right, nobody move!
- 投降吧 毛球 - 都不许动 - Drop it, hairball! - Nobody move.
- 巴萨 怎么会？- 有喝水吗 H？ - Bassam. How'd you get here? - Feeling hydrated, H?
我从来没洗过澡 Never had a bath before.
- 身上少了一公斤的污垢 - 天啊 被我们喝掉了 - Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone. - God, we drank from that.
哦 天啊 我就觉得有股胡子味 Oh, God, I thought it tasted like a living beard.
好的 嗯... Okay, um...
巴萨 听着 好吗 伙计？ Bassam, listen, all right, mate?
呃 我们理智地谈谈 Uh, let's be sensible.
你不知道什么你拿到什么东西... I don't think you know what you're dealing with, so...
哦 不 我清楚得很 Oh, no, I definitely do.
所以她才会付那么多钱 Which is why she's gonna pay so much for it.
- 不 等等 等等 - 不行 不行 - No, wait. Wait, wait! - No, no, no!
珍重再见 蠢蛋 Have a nice life, bozos!
干得好 H Great job, H.
小咖 能请她把扭力板手给我吗？ Pawny, can you ask her to pass me the torque wrench?
你明明知道她有名字跟封号 She has a name and a title, and you know that.
小姐 那蠢蛋想要扭力扳手 My lady, the jackass wants a torque wrench.
小咖 请你告诉他 他越快恢复 Pawny, will you tell him the sooner he restores power
驱动控制台的动力 我就能越快 to my drive console, the sooner I can figure out
- 搞清楚编程？- 小姐说 - how to program it? - My lady says
你是无脑废材 好骗到危及了 you're a cloth-brained ass-clown whose gullible idiocy
这个星球的未来 has threatened the very existence of the planet.
你知道的 她才没有说过 好吗？ You know what, she didn't say that. All right?
棋盘上最没用的棋子 You worst piece on the chess board.
- 她有 - 根本就没有 - She said that. - Didn't say any of it.
其实 我心里确实 是这么想的 Yeah, but I was thinking it. Actually, every single word.
你表达得很清楚 谢谢 You make a really good point. Thank you.
告诉你小姐 现在有动力了 If you'll tell your lady she now has power.
小姐 废材说有动力了 The jackass says, my lady, that you have power.
- 你能谢谢他吗？- 真假？ - Can you thank him? - Really?
但要用相敬如宾的口吻 But in a cold, kind of polite way.
你还可以瞪他 You can even put a glare on it.
我让你自由发挥 我相信你 Just play around with it. I trust you.
小姐说谢谢你 My lady says thank you.
我知道武器的去向跟抢回来的方法 I know where the weapon's going and how to get it back.
- 小姐？- 我自己来 继续说 - My lady? - I got this one. I'm listening.
巴萨的买家只有一个 丽莎 Bassam has only one real buyer:
史塔洛斯 Riza Stavros.
丽莎？跟你交往过的那个？ Riza? The Riza that you went out with?
星际的外星军火商丽莎？ The intergalactic, alien arms-dealer Riza?
我要打个岔 I'm gonna hop back in for a second.
你跟死亡贩子丽莎史塔洛斯交往过？ You dated Riza Stavros, the Merchant of Death?
杀戮之母？ The Mother of Murder?
- 她蛮辣的 - 好了 我不知道 - She's pretty hot. - Okay, I didn't know
我认识她时并不知道她是军火商 she was an arms dealer when we met.
我被她的诡计弄的分心了 And I was distracted by her feminine wiles
还有她极为迷人的美貌 and her intoxicating beauty.
再说 比起外在的标签 And besides, we weren't interested in labels.
我们更重视内心 We were interested in our hearts.
如果真心去爱是罪过 就枪毙我吧 If having a big, old heart is a crime, then shoot me.
还不行 Not yet.
你会让我知道的 对吧？ You'll let me know, though, right?
真的假的？ But really?
你“用心去爱”？ Your "big, old heart"?
- 怎么了？- 只是... - What? - It's just...
只是什么...？只是好笑是不是？好笑吗？ Well, it...? It's funny, is it? Hmm?
“用心去爱” "My big, old heart."
好蠢哦 他讲的出口？哈哈哈 大蠢蛋 So stupid. Who talks like that? Ha-ha-ha. Big, old doofus.
你从来没谈过恋爱吧？ You've never been in love, have you?
不是开玩笑 我是认真的 I'm not making fun. I'm genuinely asking.
你从不曾为激情抛开逻辑？ You've never once abandoned logic for passion?
现在在演“手札情缘2”吗？我没看过 What is this? The sequel to The Notebook? I never saw it,
但八成也是鬼话连篇 but I assume it's a lot of this type of nonsense.
我是没有 激情会消退 Heh. No, I haven't. Passion is unstable,
- 逻辑才可靠 - 是吗？ - and logic is constant. - Is that right?
对 外在魅力只是你 Yeah. Physical attraction is nothing more
脑中的化学反应 than chemical reactions in your brain.
不能相信不真实的东西 Can't trust them. They're not real.
整个宇宙不也是一场化学反应？ Isn't the whole universe a chemical reaction?
这就可信了吧 Pretty sure you can trust that.
感觉很真实 Feels pretty real.
这还蛮深奥的 That's actually kind of deep.
好吧 这样应该行了 Well, that should do it.
启动引擎吧 Power her up.
谢谢 Thank you.
小咖 不是那里 Pawny. Not there.
我只能跳那么远 That's as far as I could jump.
我可以跳得更高 但那样会更尴尬 I could jump higher, but it would've been more awkward.
好 够了 Okay, enough.
开始吧 Here we go.
你们看 And look at that.
- 做得好 - 嗯哼 - Well done. - Mm-hm.
我了解丽莎 她或许是死亡贩子 I know Riza. She may be the Merchant of Death,
但她确实有个弱点 but she does have one weakness.
想当英雄吗 小家伙？ Ready to be a hero, little guy?
我路线很广的 Pretty open to anything.
很好 因为我们要去那不勒斯 Good, because we're going to Naples.
哦 去丽莎的必死无疑强化堡垒？ Oh, to Riza's Fortified Fortress of For Sure Death?
丽莎的强化堡垒
必死无疑
别开枪 别开枪 Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
- 哦 非常抱歉 - 哦 - Oh. I'm so sorry. - Oh.
改天再继续吧？我有访客 Can we do this another day? I have another visitor.
- 当然好 - 真的吗？ - Absolutely. - Yeah?
谢谢你 Thank you.
再见 Au revoir.
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye. - Bye.
鲁卡 Luca.
- 你想我吗？- 不想 - Did you miss me? - No.
H。 H.
我知道你为什么会来 I know why you're here.
你为什么穿粉红色长裤？ Why are you wearing pink trousers?
你最近好吗？ So how have you been?
好久不见了 不是吗？分手最讨厌的就是 It's been a while, huh? That's the tough thing about breakups,
连带失去朋友 is the friendships you lose. Heh. Ahh.
但我们有些开心的时光 是吧？ We had some good times, though, didn't we?
我想我跟丽莎的开心时光 Riza and I had good times, I guess.
你只是在后面当背景 You just lurked in the background a bit.
它是不是很美？ Wonderful, isn't she?
我就爱 I just love
愚蠢 而又美丽的生物 dumb, beautiful creatures.
好吧 这感觉真熟悉 不是吗？ Well, this is familiar, isn't it?
看来... So...
MIB终于开除你了 是吗？ MIB finally showed you the door, eh?
其实是我不干了 Showed myself out, actually.
哦 Oh.
有些马儿就爱自由奔驰 Some horses are born to roam free.
其他的就吃子弹 你来做什么？ And others just get shot. What are you doing here?
我想见你 我还带了礼物 I wanted to see you. And I brought you something.
我知道你有多爱奇特的宠物 I know how you like special pets,
这是代表友好的礼物 so I brought you a peace offering.
喵 喵 Meow, meow.
汪 汪 之类的 Bark, woof, et cetera, et cetera.
哦 我喜欢 Oh, I like it.
他丑得好可爱 对不对？ He is cute in an ugly sort of way, isn't he?
这一族只剩他了 The last of his kind.
你总是知道要怎么讨好我 是吗？ You always did know the way to my heart, didn't you?
而你总是知道怎么让我心跳加速 You always knew how to make mine beat that little bit faster.
记忆消除器也无法让我忘记这句 Not a neuralyzer in the world could make me forget that.
我本来很乐见 I was actually looking forward
你被我的枪轰成碎片 但结果 to seeing my guns tear you to pieces, then I saw
我看到你完美的小脸... that perfect little face of yours, and...
我必须知道 I had to know.
知道什么？ Know what?
我要知道真相 I want to know the truth.
- 嗯哼 - 那一切是真的吗？ - Mm-hm. - Was this ever real?
什么？这是？ Hmm? This?
你 我？真的爱过吗？ You, me? Was it?
这下有趣了 This'll be good.
是吗？ Was it?
我就知道你的来历 I knew who you were from the start.
我只是要博取你的信任 My job was to gain your trust
等时机成熟 and take you down
再把你击垮 这就是真相 when the opportunity came. That's the truth.
我得关耳机了 Gotta turn my earpiece off for this.
天 闭嘴啦 God, shut up.
- 什么？- 不 对不起 - What? - No, I'm sorry.
我只是在回应... It's what I say to my heart...
我脑海的声音 when it's like a voice inside my head.
哦 我懂 Oh, I know.
我无法假装下去 I couldn't fake that.
谢谢你 Thank you.
好说 It's okay.
不 谢谢你给我... No, but thank you for...
给我一个交代 For giving me closure.
我们都有需要... 需要交代的时候 We all need some... Some closure from time to time.
- 把他带走 - 什么...？等等 不 喂 - Get him out of here. - What...? Wait, no. Hey.
等等 我也需要一个交代 Wait. I need some closure too.
- 那我的感受呢？- H 听我的的建议 - What about my feelings? - H, here's a tip for you.
下次你要表示友好的时候 Next time you bring a peace offering,
别挑我拿到史上最强大 don't make it the same day I come into possession
武器的日子 of the most powerful weapon ever created.
跟那无关 This has nothing to do with that.
我不知道你有武器 I didn't know you had a weapon.
这完全是两件事 只是巧合 It's a separate thing. A coincidence.
巧合而已 我不知道她有武器 你呢？ Total coincidence. Didn't know she had a weapon. Did you?
带他到船上 Take him to the boat.
好啦 好 好 好 All right. Okay, okay, okay.
我觉得刚刚挺顺利的 Fellas, I think that went pretty well.
我们以后应该会常见到面 Looks like we'll be seeing a lot more of each other.
好的 Okay.
好的 好的 好的... Okay, okay, okay. Shh...
亲爱的赛巴斯汀 Sebastian, darling.
你想不出门 How would you like to be able to destroy
就摧毁整个太阳系吗？ entire solar systems without leaving your home?
- 小咖？- 就的 我看到了 - Pawny? - Yeah, I see it.
呃... Uh...
哦 搞定 行了 M Oh, would you look at that. Good to go, M.
好 小咖 现在看你的了 Okay, Pawny, it's all on you now.
好 那种压力是没有建设性的 Okay, that kind of pressure is not constructive.
很简单 亲爱的 你要吗？ It's very simple, darling. Do you want it or not?
不要 我只有一把 No, I only have one, Sebastian,
而且它很抢手 and I won't have that for long.
不 我会给你五秒钟 No, I'm gonna give you five seconds.
完美执行 Perfectly done.
唉呀 Whoop.
我再回电给你 I'm going to call you back.
可恶 哦 真可恶 Crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
你的小短腿 Look at your little legs.
跑得真快 You are so fast.
你好会跑哦 Why, look at you run.
你真快 You're so fast!
等等 来了 我来了 Wait, I'm coming. I'm coming.
现在 你不能再乱跑了 哦 你好啊 Now, you don't run away again. Oh, hello.
哦 我还以为... Oh, and here I thought...
H是独行侠 H worked alone.
我真傻 Silly me.
你真可怜 Poor you.
跟他学习的确很吃力 It's been a steep learning curve, yeah.
哦 这个？这是短管的卡齐克歼灭者 Oh, that? That's a snub-nosed Karzig annihilator.
你知道它对人体有什么作用吗？ Do you know what that does to a human body?
从里到外把你煮熟 It boils you from the inside out.
真可爱 Cute.
你知道小咖怎么 Do you know what a Pawny does
处置外星军火商虐待狂吗？ to sadistic alien arms-dealers?
不知道 宝贝 告诉“小咖”是什么？ No, honey. Tell me what a Pawny is.
我就是小咖 疯婆子 I'm a Pawny, you psycho!
看来情势逆转了 Looks like the tables have turned.
你也太会接了吧 That was an incredible catch.
感觉真好 That felt good.
不要担心 没事 这也是计划之一 Don't worry. Don't worry. It's all part of the plan.
好吧 H 你总是喜欢妄想 Well, H, you always have been rather delusional.
友好的礼物 Peace offering.
杀了他们 Kill them.
从他开始 狠一点 Start with him and make it hurt.
不好 你不必这么做 No! You don't have to do this.
放我下来 你这个塔伦星人渣 Put me down, you Tarantian thug.
等等 你说“塔伦星”？ Wait. Did you say "Tarantian"?
- 对 - 小姐 没错 - Yes. - Yes, my lady, he did.
他们满脑子就只有杀戮 They tend to be single-minded when it comes to killing.
脑子跟开心果一样大 Brains the size of a pistachio nut.
好的 嘘 Okay, shh.
你在帮倒忙 You're not helping.
那是来自仙女座II的 The creature you saw was an unlicensed Tarantian
无照塔伦星人 from Andromeda II.
“塔伦星人”？ Tarantian?
我曾经见过塔伦星人 I know a Tarantian.
我见过一个 I met one once.
我帮助了他 I helped him.
卡布拉纳秀林 Kabla nakshulin.
什么？ What?
卡布拉纳秀林？ Kabla nakshulin?
- 她说了算 - 你怎么会知道？ - What she said. - How do you know that?
因为他对我说的 Because he said it to me.
莫莉？ Molly?
对 Yes.
“莫莉”？你在开我玩笑吗？ Molly? Are you shitting me? Really?
这下是谁在妄想？ Who's delusional now?
是你？ It's you?
你长大了 You've grown.
我是说 我也是啦 I mean, me too.
把方块给她 Give her the box.
鲁卡 你不能这样 Luca, you can't do this.
我对你不好吗？ Haven't I been good to you?
我让你想杀谁就杀谁 I've let you kill anyone you wanted.
真是的 Come on.
不是吗？ No?
方块 The box.
谢谢你 Thank you.
对了 你改变了我的人生 You changed my life, by the way. Heh, heh.
喂 快点 Hey, uh, quickly.
“卡布拉纳秀林”是什么意思？ Kabla nakshulin, what does it mean?
意思是 It means:
“有一天我会以最残酷的方式” "One day, I'll kill whoever you choose
“杀掉你选中的人” in the most gruesome way imaginable."
我们先把她困在这里就好 Or maybe we just keep her here for a moment
直到我跟他能讨论行动计划 until he and I can discuss a plan of action.
H？H 你还好吗？ H? H, are you okay?
我没事 I'm good.
刚才... 刚才真惊险 That was... That was a rush.
对 也很痛 Yeah, and incredibly painful.
- 是啊 - 我们的计划 - Yeah. - Pretty sure the plan
真是一败涂地 went wrong in every conceivable way.
是的 那么... Yeah, well...
所以 呃 你叫莫莉 是吗？ So, uh, it's Molly, huh?
你不该知道的 You're not supposed to know that.
这样啊 太迟了 我现在知道了 Well, too late. I know it now.
你也知道我的才公平 Guess it's only fair that you know mine.
- 我不想知道 - 我要告诉你 - I don't wanna know. - I'll tell you.
- 好的 - 准备好了？ - Okay. - You ready?
何瑞休 Horatio.
- 才怪 - 没错 - It is not. - It's not.
我叫亨利 It's Henry.
你长的就像个亨利 Yeah, you look like a Henry.
- 很好 就这些了 - 我是史提夫 - Good. It's all I've got. - I'm Steve.
“史提夫”？你不是说走卒没有名字 Steve? I thought you said pawns didn't have names.
是没有 我只是不想被排挤 We don't. I was just feeling left out.
哦 还史提夫呢 Oh, Steve.
哇... Whoa...
什么...？ Wha...?
这可不妙 That is not cool.
我不喜欢这个状况 I don't like what the earth is doing now.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
卡布拉纳秀林 Kabla nakshulin!
试试看也好 It was worth a try.
我们必须取得武器 为了蜂星人 We must have the weapon, for the Hive.
不是 你们没听说吗？ No. I don't know if you've heard,
我们是星际战警 but we are the Men in Black.
有男也有女 The Men and Women in Black.
转得好 Nice save.
你们要是以为我们会乖乖就范 If you think we'll hand this over,
好好想清楚 you've got another think coming.
你们面对的是谁 You don't know who you're dealing with.
听着 我们保护地球 See, we protect the Earth.
和这里所有的生命 Everyone and everything on it.
你们真的想这样？你们真的想开打？ So you wanna do this? You wanna get down?
好啊 来吧 Fine. Let's go.
小心我打爆这小岛 Move, and I'll obliterate this entire island
和岛上的一切 and everything on it.
对 包括我们 你怎么不先跟我讨论？ Including us. You don't think we should've spoken about this?
我都讲了一堆 I just gave a whole speech.
是的 你讲得很好 Yeah, I liked the speech.
只是这样比较有效率 I just thought this would be more effective.
你们听到了 别逼我开火 You heard me. Don't make me use it.
我们会不择手段保护我们的世界 We'll do anything to protect our world.
我们也会 So will we.
这宇宙里没有杀不死的东西 Nothing in this universe is unkillable.
有适合的武器就行 With the proper voltage.
你们还好吧？ Are you both all right?
是 长官 再好不过了 Yes, sir. Never better.
- 长官 你怎么找到我们的？- 凭经验 - Sir, how did you find us? - Experience.
又是丽莎 H？ Riza again, H?
你什么时后才会学乖？ When are you going to learn?
我果然能仰赖你 I knew I could count on you.
你终于做到了 That, in the end, you'd pull through.
谢谢 长官 Thank you, sir.
你也是 M You too, M.
探员果然没看错你的潜力 Agent O had a feeling about you, and she was right.
宇宙总会在正确的 The universe has a way of leading you
时间点引领你到... to where you're supposed to be...
你该去的地方 At the moment you're supposed to be there.
我们回家吧 Let's go home.
让我们妥善保管它吧？ Let's keep this safe, shall we?
珊德 通知贾巴边大使馆 Saunder, inform the Jababian embassy,
我们拿到武器了 we have the weapon.
你这位试用期探员首战就告捷 Quite the first assignment for a probationary agent, M.
马拉喀什 空域沙漠 那不勒斯 Marrakesh, the Empty Quarter, Naples.
等你正式加入 一定大有可为 Imagine what you will accomplish when you're one of us.
- 是 长官 - 好好享受 - Yes, sir. - Enjoy this moment, M.
美好时刻总是短暂 They never last.
我不知道你怎么这么厉害 I don't know how you do it, but you keep doing it.
是吗？怎么说 C？ Yeah? What's that, C?
不过几年 Well, saving the world
就两度拯救世界... from total destruction twice...
免于毁灭 in as many years.
我是说... I mean...
- 也太巧了吧？- 什么太巧了？ - what are the odds? - What are the odds?
MIB。 MIB!
好了 Right.
- 失陪 - 好 - Excuse me. - Yeah.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
还好吗？ How's it going?
- 呃 你知道的 - 派对很酷吧？ - Uh, you know. - Cool party, huh?
- 对 很棒 - 事情不太对劲 - Yeah, great party. - Something is wrong.
我也这么想 That's what I was thinking.
我对歹亚能人说 我们会不择手段拯救这世界 I said to the Dyads we'd do anything to save our world.
- 他们说他们也会 - 嗯哼 - They said that they would too. - Mm-hmm.
他们还说需要武器是为了蜂星人 Then they told us they needed the weapon for the Hive.
万一我们误解了呢？ What if we misunderstood what that meant?
也许他们想用武器对抗蜂星人 Maybe they needed the weapon to use against the Hive
- 拯救他们的世界 - 嗯哼 - to save their world. - Mm-hmm.
那他们根本不是蜂星人 Which could mean they were never the Hive at all.
啊 呃 Uh-huh.
但T老大让我们看了DNA跟突变 But the DNA, the mutations. High T showed us that sample.
我们来看看 All right. Let's see.
H探员 显示歹亚能人的监识报告 Agent H, bring up the Dyad forensic report.
搜寻中
档案已删除
谁有删除案件档案的权限权？ Who has the authority to make a case file disappear?
跟我来 Come with me.
他又怎么知道我们在那不勒斯？ And what about Naples? How did he know we were there?
那是他的工作 He was doing his job.
包括追踪我们？ Does his job include tracking us?
这是他送给我的 里面有晶片 He gave this to me as a gift. It has a chip inside it.
我们要看充公的贾巴边武器 We need to see the confiscated Jababian weapon.
不可能的 Not possible.
不可能？我是这起案件的资深探员 Not possible? I'm the senior agent on the case.
当然有可能 武器在哪里？ Let's make it possible. Where's the weapon?
我认为他一直在找寻它 I think he's been chasing it the entire time.
T老大就是内鬼 一定是 High T is the mole. He's gotta be.
谁唆使的？他会跑去哪里？ A mole for who? Where would he take it?
巴黎 Paris.
我猜是巴黎 My guess would be Paris.
我一直觉得他哪里怪怪的 I knew all along that something was off.
我以为他在掩护你 I thought he was covering for you,
原来是他自己 but it turns out, it was him.
他在隐藏自己的秘密 He was hiding his own tracks.
一定有合理解释 M 走吧 Gotta be an explanation. M, come on.
- 我跟你们去 - 不 C - I'm coming with you. - No, C.
喂 喂 拜托 目前 这不只是你的事 Hey, hey. Come on, now. This isn't about you.
我知道 我同意 I know. I agree.
听着 如果你的推论是对的 Listen, if it turns out what you're saying is true
T这位功勋彪炳的 and word gets out that T,
探员是叛徒 the most decorated agent in MIB history,
分部将永远无法复原 is a traitor, the agency will never recover.
若我们阻止他 就没人会知道 If we stop him, no one ever has to know.
万一你阻止不了他呢？怎么办？ But what if you can't stop him? Then what?
好坚壁 那就说是我 Well, then tell them it was me.
告诉他们我是叛徒 Tell them I was the traitor.
相信我 上头会相信你的 Trust me, the agency will believe you.
靠你了 You.
对哦 我都忘了 Oh, that's right. That happened.
旧的不去新的不来 That's what I'm talking about.
我来开 I'm driving.
呃... Uh...
应该在这边才对 That really should be here.
这个国家是右驾 Not in this country.
车里应该有个红色的大按钮 There should be a big red button somewhere.
对 快按红色按钮 Yes! Press the red button.
有了 Found it.
喔 Whoa!
H 你看这个 H, you gotta see this.
C区入口已开启 A portal from Sector C has been activated.
蜂星人 The Hive.
我传备份给你 I'm sending you backup. Out.
记得我说过这行充满了谎言？ You remember when I told you we're in the lying business?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
那是T招募我时说的话 T said that to me when he recruited me.
他说 “我们必须欺骗世界” He said, "We have to lie to the world,
“所以我们不能欺骗彼此” which means we can never lie to each other."
我不相信他骗了我 I just don't believe that he has.
但你不能总是相信直觉 H But you can't always trust your gut, H.
有时候事情就是表面上那样 Sometimes things are as they appear to be.
不 是我们拯救了世界 No, we saved the world, for God's sakes.
单凭我们的机智 Together, with nothing but our wits
和7代反原子枪 and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.
我听说了 So I've heard.
- H？- 什么？ - H? - Yeah?
再说一次行吗？ Mind telling me one more time?
你是怎么打败蜂星人的？ How'd you beat the Hive?
嗯 三年前 Uh, it was three years ago.
我跟T老大上去阻挡蜂星人 High T and I went to face the Hive
单凭我们的机智和7代反原子枪 酷吗？ with nothing but our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers. Cool?
是啊 但你们是怎么做的？ Yes, but how'd you do it?
等等 你想干嘛？ Wait. What are you doing?
- 我只想知道 你是怎么做的？- 我说了啊 - I'm curious. How'd you do it? - I told you.
- 你没有 - 我说过几次了 - You didn't, though. - I did a few times.
好吧 我跟T老大上去阻挡蜂星人 Okay, High T and I went up to face the Hive
单凭我们的机智和7代反原子枪... with nothing but our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers...
我这是...？我一直在跳针 对不对？ Am I...? I'm repeating myself, aren't I?
- 跳个没完 - 一字不漏 - Over and over. - Word for word.
是的 嗯... 好吧 怎么会这样？ Yeah, um... Okay, why would I be doing that?
H 我想你们当时并没有击败蜂星人 H, I don't think that you beat the Hive that night.
你被消除记忆了 I think you were neuralyzed.
啊 你来道别 Ah. You came to say goodbye.
还带了可爱的M And you brought the lovely M.
这里真的充满历史 You can really feel the history here.
艾菲尔发现 Eiffel discovering wormholes,
通往其他文明的虫洞 gangways to other civilizations,
第一次外星人大迁徒 the First Alien Migration.
我们也在这里创造了历史 是吗 H？ And we made history here too, didn't we, H?
单凭我们的机智和7代反原子枪 With just our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.
没有 并没有 No. We didn't.
蜂星人想要银河系里最强大的武器 The Hive wanted the most powerful weapon in the galaxy,
所以你就叫冯格斯把它交给星际战警 so you had Vungus bring it to Men in Black.
你等东西到了 再交给他们 You'd wait. When it came, you'd give it to them.
你一直都是最聪明的孩子... My dear boy, you were always a bright one...
但你无能为力了 but there's no stopping this.
少了这武器 每个星球都会沦陷 With the weapon out of the way, every planet will fall,
就从地球开始 starting with this one.
离开控制器 Step away from the controls.
你消除我的记忆 You neuralyzed me.
让我成为拯救世界的英雄 Made me a hero, the guy that saved the world.
让我活着替你圆谎 Left alive to sell the lie.
这是他们要的 They wanted this.
你也在场啊 You were there.
你一直都像我的儿子一样 You were always like a son to me.
不是吗 H？ H?
你一直都像我的儿子一样 You were always like a son to me.
他已经不是T老大了 That's not High T anymore.
你一直都像我的 You were always like a son
儿子 to him.
开枪 快开枪 Shoot it! Shoot it!
我的女王 My queen!
我来了 I'm coming!
怎么办？我们怎么办？ What do we do? What do we do?
我要把它抢回来 I'm gonna get it back.
我知道他还在 I know he's still in there somewhere.
嘿 Hey!
嘿 我知道你还在里面 Hey! I know you're in there somewhere!
是我 我是H It's me, H.
记得吗？你要我当接班人 Remember, you wanted me to take your place.
M！ M!
宇宙的真相 The truth of the universe.
我想知道一切怎么运作 I want to know how it all works.
宇宙总会在正确的 The universe has a way of leading you
时间点 引领你到 to where you're supposed to be.
你该去的地方 At the moment you're supposed to be there.
女王 My queen!
我不能再失去一位女王 I'm not losing another queen.
你说你把我当儿子看 You said I was like a son to you.
我也把你当父亲看 You were like a father to me.
H。 H.
正确的时间... Right time...
正确的地方 right place.
小咖？ Pawny?
- 什么？- 你把女王服侍得很好 - Yeah? - You've served your queen well.
谢谢你 小姐 Thank you, my lady.
这是我的荣幸 It was my honor.
她有传说中那么难搞吗？ So is she as tough as they say?
简单来说 是的 In a word, yes.
- 你没有搞砸 - 没有 女士 - Well, you didn't screw up. - No, ma'am.
老实说 过程中有些状况 Let's be honest, there were a few bumps along the way,
- 一开始不太... - 别老实说 - friction at the start... - Let's not be honest.
好 没有 我们没搞砸 Okay. No, we did not screw up.
你说伦敦可能有问题 但你早就知情 You said there may be a problem in London, but you knew.
我怀疑伦敦分部有段时间 I hadn't trusted London branch for some time.
我始终无法理解 I never understood the reason why.
这分部是T的一切 T lived for this organization.
他曾经是最棒的探员 他会... He was the very best we had to offer. He will be...
受人缅怀 missed.
欢迎加入马戏团 M探员 Welcome to the circus, Agent M.
你的试用期结束了 You are no longer probationary.
好吧 我的工作结束了 我... Well, there you go. My work here is done, I...
- 没错 - 抱歉 什么？ - You are. - I'm sorry, what?
伦敦分部的代理主管 Probationary head of London branch.
抱歉 代理主管？ I'm sorry. Probationary head?
我好像同时被升职跟降职了 It sounds like I got promoted and demoted at the same time.
可以这么说 努力调适吧 No. Try and cope.
几年前 这一切发生前 T提过一位 Several years ago, before all this, T mentioned to me
年轻的外勤新秀 说他有 a young, up-and-coming field agent who had certain
某些领导人特质 leadership qualities, shall we say.
他对你的信心有误吗？ Was his faith in you misplaced?
不 只是局里 No, I just think there are
有更资深的探员 far more experienced agents than myself.
确实如此 但你获得所有 Yeah, there are. But you have the full support
资深员工的支持 包括C探员在内 of our senior staff and, by the way, Agent C.
是吗？ Is that right?
- 看来你是接受了？- 是的 - Do I take it you accept? - Yes.
很好 我会跟上头报告 Good. I'll talk to the bosses upstairs.
收拾你在伦敦的办公桌 You need to clear your London desk
周一回纽约MIB报到 and report to MIB in New York on Monday.
纽约啊 New York.
谢谢你 O探员 Thank you, Agent O.
恭喜你 菜鸟 Congratulations, probie.
也恭喜你 Congratulations to you too.
跟你的探员们说明一下吧 You'll want to brief your agents.
陪我走一下 Walk with me.
你说你想知道一切怎么运作 So you wanted to know how it all works.
你现在知道了 Now you do.
想必你也已经发现 M探员 And as you will no doubt have divined, Agent M,
这是有代价的 there's a price.
不会 Nope.
喂 你在做什么？ Hey there. What are you doing?
我跟O说 我得先处理 I told O I had to take care of
几件事再回去 a couple things before I went back.
是吗？像是偷我的车？ Yeah? What, like stealing my car?
不是 是开你的车 No, like driving it.
至少你坐对边了 You're on the right side, at least.
我学得很快 I'm a quick study.
载我回伦敦？ Give me a lift back to London?
一路开回去 Road trip.
好痛 起来啦 Up, up, up!
老天 我还不够惨吗？ Oh, God. Did not need that.
对我用那个会失忆的东西好吗？ Could you zap me with that forgetting thing, please?
你怎么在这里 小咖？ What are you doing here, Pawny?
习惯吧 花美男 Get used to seeing me, pretty boy.
- 我是你的新保姆 - 我的新什么？ - I'm your new babysitter. - He's my new what?
- 保姆 - 女王下的令 - Babysitter. - Queen's orders.
她说你这逊咖少了我 She says the chance of your sorry ass
生存机率是 零 surviving without me: Zero.
好吧 我没说... 这么白 Okay, I did not say that... exactly.
她说“接近零” She said, "Slim to zero."
我四舍五入为零 I rounded it down to zero
因为我觉得是零 because I feel like it's zero.
当作是临别的礼物吧 Consider it a parting gift.
拜托 我拯救了世界耶 Come on. I saved the world.
你不知道 因为你被打到爬不起来 You couldn't tell because you were getting choked out.
- 我有选择吗？- 没有 - Do I even have a choice? - No.
对 这就对了 那个红色按钮在哪里？ Yes! There we go. All right. Where's that little red button?
哦 就在这里啊 Oh, it's right here.
喔 Whoa!
我还是不喜欢你 I still don't like you.
我喜欢这个功能 I love that option.
启 动
这是非常复杂的机器 好吗？小心点 This is a complicated piece of machinery, so be careful.
知道了 Yeah, got it.
我要相信我的直觉 I'm gonna trust my gut.