- Uno más. Thanks.
- You're Johnny Cage.
I loved "Citizen Cage" when I was a kid.
- Thanks, man. I appreciate it. - They should do a reboot.
- Nobody wants that.
Shit went out in the '90s.
- Johnny Cage. You have been chosen to fight.
- Tell me you're not some crazy fans.
- How are you doing that?
- Are you coming or what?
- Where the hell am I?
- It's called Mortal Kombat.
It's a fighting tournament... to the death.
- [bones crack] - [screams]
- Fuck that.
- ♪ It's survival of the fit Only the strong survive ♪
- This is a war for the fate of your world.
- Ha ha! You dickheads in or what?
- I'm not some champion.
I don't have Transformer arms...
...or shoot lightning bolts.
This shit's got nothing to do with me.
I'm an actor.
[grunts]
- I find you annoying. - Not the face.
- ♪ There's a war going on outside ♪
♪ You can run, but you can't hide forever, ever ♪
- It's time...
to become the hero you were meant to be.
- All right, you big, ugly fuck.
It's showtime.
[intense music]
- Get over here!
- ♪ Only the strong survive ♪
♪♪♪
- Finish him!
- Are you shitting me? You don't have any powers.
- I'm just incredibly handsome.
- Mortal Kombat!