We are back with John Mayer, and you're
launching a foundation now.
Tell us about that.
Yes.
I have a foundation called Heart and Armor Foundation.
And it's a foundation that seeks to really try and repair some
of the wounds of war, all of the wounds of war
hopefully, from returning combat vets.
And it's something that we've been involved in, actually,
for the last better part of 10 years-- about 8, 9 years now.
Good, good.
Yeah.
And you're going to do a charity gala online--
Yes.
--live.
Yeah.
Tomorrow--
Great.
--for Facebook.
OK, great.
Well, I love that you're doing that,
because we do need to support these guys who go
and fight for us and come home.
And we need to take care of them when they come home.
Absolutely.
All right, so John has been here a lot.
10 times, I think.
Wow.
And we know you pretty well, but we want to know you better.
You have to answer honestly.
We're playing "Burning Questions."
All right, for every question that I
ask John and he answers honestly,
our friends at Shutterfly will donate $500.
You could make a lot of money today.
All right, here we go.
Three things you must do every day.
Oh, man.
I have to make coffee before the breakfast is
done in the microwave.
That's game number one.
Work out and I have to look at naked people.
[DING]
Where are they?
Every day?
Every day.
OK.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Oh, Olive Oyl.
[DING]
You're not getting $500 for that.
Well, OK.
Well, then I would just say--
who played Olive Oyl, Shelley Duvall?
OK.
I--
[DING]
Just going to say, no wonder you have
to look at naked people every day.
Have you ever dated a celebrity that the world
doesn't know about?
No?
No.
We know everything about you.
Yeah.
When you're not on tour, what time do you go to bed?
Oh, 2:00 AM.
Really?
[DING]
Every night?
Yeah, never earlier than 2:00.
What time do you wake up?
Sometimes I just wait to go to bed.
You ever just wait to go to bed because it's not your bedtime?
You know, I don't sleep till 2:00.
Well, what are you going to do till then?
Just kick around, I guess.
So I go to bed at 2:00 and I wake up at like 9:00?
Really?
Yeah.
You don't need a lot of sleep.
I have to pee.
Like during the night or you wake up--
Yeah.
--to pee at 9:00?
Having to pee is my alarm clock.
Yeah, all right.
What's your favorite curse word?
Oh, boy.
You know, I don't go for curse words.
I go for really significant and articulate burns on people.
Like, I'll say things like, "You are
tremendously unintelligent."
But I'm going to say [BLEEPED] because you
can use it for good or bad.
You could say, (ANGRILY) "You [BLEEPED]" or you could say,
(IMPRESSED) "You see that John Mayer play guitar?
He's a [BLEEPED]."
Yeah.
[DING]
You're right.
It goes either way.
Yeah.
What is your favorite body part?
Of mine or--
Yeah.
--someone else's?
First, we'll start with yours.
Lips.
[DING]
And what is your favorite body part on someone else?
That part behind somebody, when they're facing--
their back is facing up.
There's a part-- like the leg--
where legs meet butt.
There's-- what's the name for that fold where the butt folds
down over the leg?
I call it sad.
I mean, like-- it folds down?
No, there's a moment.
There's a place where the leg is not sure--
It's, well--
Yeah.
I under-- I don't know that there's a name for that,
but that's your favorite area?
I told you I was weird.
Yeah.
What is your best beauty tip?
Confuse the skin.
One day, retin-A. Next day, just a real heavy cream.
Next day, what's this?
Nothing at all.
The skin goes, what's going on?
And it catches up in its own way.
Confuse the face.
[DING]
That's really good.
I'm onto it.
All right, we're going to round it up
to $10,000 from Shutterfly.
So--
Shutterfly, thank you.
We'll be right back.