Who are you?
Your fighting index is pretty good.
It's a shame. I have something to attend to.
Otherwise, I would play along with you.
I'm sure we'll meet again.
I'll keep your life
for next time.
Are you all right?
Who is he?
How would I know where this maniac came from?
We agreed on 48 seconds.
He attacked me in three seconds.
Ku Chan.
Send me to the hospital, all right?
All right.
Thank you.
Intestine Guy.
What's the matter?
Who did this to you?
All of you are here?
I informed them and asked them to come.
You?
Oh, my goodness.
A tender-hearted man.
Actually,
there's no need for such a great commotion.
Just now, if Ku Chan had not shown up in time,
I would have been dead.
Who was it?
Who did this to you?
I don't know him either.
This maniac suddenly showed up.
Is it possible
that he was sent by Hei-lung?
It's impossible.
No matter what, my younger brother wouldn't make a move on me.
I believe in him.
All right.
Let's not talk about this now.
My stall is a mess now.
I need to go back and tidy it up.
-How can you go back and tidy it up now? -That's right. Just leave it to us.
You should rest in the hospital.
What a joke. Stay in the hospital because of such a minor injury?
It's a waste of resources.
Don't worry.
I'm fine.
-Let's go. -Let me help you up.
You love to put up a tough front.
-Help me up. -All right. I'll help you.
My goodness.
This comic is so amazing.
It actually has Ba Le High School in it.
My goodness.
The door is exactly the same as Ba Le High School's.
My goodness.
This door is exactly the same as the broadcasting room's.
Could the author be an alumnus of Ba Le High School?
Otherwise, how would he know Ba Le High School so well?
"This door is a high-tech product.
It can communicate with people"?
Could the door really be talking to me the other day?
Why would this person's eyes turn red?
This comic is so weird.
Some merely have the page numbers.
Some are blank.
Some merely have pictures.
No wonder Ku Chan had a headache reading it.
This looks like my Punishment Shield.
There's also Ku Chan's Pig-Dog Inferiority Power Pole.
Is there such a coincidence?
"Strife between brothers."
THE GOLDEN BRUSH DOTS THE EYE OF THE DRAGON
What does it mean?
Why does it have mine and Ku Chan's weapons?
Could Chan and I fight
because of the red-eyed man?
It's impossible.
It's just a comic.
Why do I take it so seriously?
I'm like a fool.
Chih Ke, are you a fool?
But if it's just a comic.
Why does it know about mine and Chan's weapons?
Open up!
Please enter the password.
I am the password.
Wrong password. Please reenter the password.
Still acting dumb?
Believe it or not? I'll tear you down
and turn you into charcoal for barbecue?
Welcome.
I don't believe I couldn't find it.
Eat the corn. Eat up.
Quickly eat.
Sorry.
I was rushing to make tea for Young Master.
I didn't see you.
It's fine.
I lack the level of presence anyway.
Silly frog.
I'll never let you near my young master.
King, let me do it.
What's His Name.
I can share my lunchbox with you.
I don't know if I'm getting the wrong impression.
I can't help feeling that Ling-lung is acting weird recently.
If it's in the past
he would surely ask me to share his lunchbox.
No need.
You need physical strength to work.
Eat more.
I...
I'll have hot pot with Chin Pao-san and the others.
Hey.
We have just enough hot pot ingredients.
That's right. We won't have enough if you join in.
-Just eat less then. -Hey.
Find Chih Ke and the others.
They prepare two sets of lunchboxes.
Hey, what a coincidence.
You're having lunch in the classroom today?
Do you have any objections?
Of course not. I welcome you.
Enjoy.
It's the lunch that Sun prepared.
Finish it up.
I have no appetite.
No appetite?
No way.
Hey, this is Sun's expression of goodwill.
You must finish it.
If you don't finish it, he will be very upset.
Besides, I share the best thing with my best friend.
Are you doing anything tomorrow?
Nothing. Why?
Nothing.
This is rare.
Besides Ta-tung and Chih Ke,
everyone is having lunch in the classroom.
Where did Ta-tung go to?
Ask someone. She knows best.
-Who? -King.
They keep displaying affection in public.
Unlike me, a brokenhearted man.
Chin Pao-san.
If you didn't talk nonsense, I wouldn't take you for a mute.
You have the guts to do it but wouldn't admit it.
It's clearly the truth.
Still talking?
That day, he said he wanted to come after me.
Is it true?
If it's true,
why hasn't he made a move yet?
He didn't say anything as well.
He must be making fun of me.
What a big liar.
What are you talking about?
Ling-lung, let me ask you.
Have your world turned upside down
because of some ridiculous things
that a ridiculous person has said and done?
But he pretended as though nothing has happened.
Well said.
That's how I feel now.
How do you deal with it?
Cut him into pieces.
IS IT NECESSARY TO MAKE A BIG FUSS OVER IT?
WHY DOES IT FEEL SPOOKY?
I was just joking.
How would, I, Hua Ling-lung, be involved in a bloody and violent scene?
-Let's eat. -You scared me.
Hey.
Intestine Guy, what are you doing?
You're injured and yet you're moving heavy things.
Your wound...
It's fine.
If I lie down at home, I would feel uncomfortable.
I was born to work.
I can move around here.
You can move around at home.
What if someone tries to plot against you here?
Wang Ta-tung.
About this incident,
I think I smell a rat.
How so?
I can't put it into words.
Why did you say that you smell a rat then?
No.
Sometimes, people would have some emotions.
You'll feel that...
All right.
Forget it.
After all, what is it I haven't encountered?
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Why don't I send someone
to protect you in secret?
No need.
Keeping watch on me and following me around all the time.
It makes me feel so uncomfortable.
I'm just a commoner.
I'm not a threat to anyone.
Besides, although that person said he wants me dead,
he wasn't really trying to kill me.
I think it was more of giving me a warning.
Don't worry. I'm fine.
I won't force you then. Take care.
All right. I won't see you out.
All right.
This one...
This.
Wang Ta-tung.
Do you want to buy something?
Well...
Tomorrow happens to be Lei Ting's birthday.
I would like to buy something for her.
So, you're giving a present to your loved one.
I know. I happen to have something good that's really unique.
It's perfect for a new and young couple.
Hello.
Can you talk?
Hi.
My goodness.
Why do I take a comic so seriously?
Besides, the door isn't a cash machine.
How could it possibly talk?
A cash machine isn't as smart as me.
You can really talk?
Do you want to enter the broadcasting room too?
I'm not doing a broadcast.
Why would I want to enter?
I'm here for you.
I wanted to confirm
if you could really talk.
So, you are here for me.
Yes, my name is Chih Ke.
What is your name?
My name is Ling Ling Erh.
Ling Ling Erh?
Can I ask you another question?
Ask away.
Is there a red-eyed man in the broadcasting room?
There's no red-eyed man in the broadcasting room.
It's empty in here.
No?
That's good then.
My goodness.
I didn't expect that you could really talk.
Where's your mouth?
THURSDAY JUNE 27
In three minutes' time, it will be your birthday.
Happy birthday.
How did you know that today is my birthday?
It's in the directory.
Are you surprised?
No.
Well...
-I'll give it to Chicken Master. -Hey!
Thank you.
Open it. See if you like it.
What did you say?
Even if I don't like it, I wouldn't say it out!
Look how awkward you are.
Why would I like you?
Do you regret it then?
I don't want.
Lei Ting.
You're so weak.
What are you doing?
Why are you coming so close to me?
That's not the way to open the present.
Why are you hiding here?
What's with that silly face?
Take it back.
You...
Why are you dressed like that?
Could you be dressed like that
to skip class and purposely go on a date with me?
Who wants to go on a date with you?
I'm wearing the girls' uniform to match it with the shoes.
If you don't want to wear the girls' uniform,
just remove the shoes then.
I know that too.
But I can't remove the shoes. If not, why would I dress like this?
You can't remove them?
Is it because your feet are big?
That's why they are stuck?
You're the one with big feet!
Let me tell you.
No matter what, I just couldn't remove the shoes.
I have made a call to take a leave this morning,
but it's out of my control,
and it walked here by itself.
So spooky?
Where did you buy these shoes?
I bought it from Intestine Guy.
Why did you buy things from Intestine Guy?
He sells all sorts of weird...
weird stuff!
He said these shoes are very special.
It's unique of its kind, and it's the only one in the world.
It looks nice, so I bought it for you.
It's really nice.
Wear them often.
All right. Don't talk so much.
Let's go and ask Intestine Guy
what's the matter with these shoes.
BA LE CONVENIENCE STORE
Ultimate...
Second tone.
-Intestine Guy. -The Ultimate Feather Duster.
-Intestine Guy. -Yes.
Is there a defect with these shoes?
Why can't they be removed?
What are you talking about?
You are slandering my character.
The only defective item in the convenience store is myself.
Just kidding.
Come.
Actually, this pair of shoes has a very special name.
It's called
"Shoes, you love me."
"Shoes, you love me?"
What a weird name.
That's not right.
The whole sequence is wrong. It's totally wrong.
Come.
Please turn around and face Wang Ta-tung, all right?
All right.
Your pronunciation was incorrect.
Please pronounce the first two words using the fourth tone.
The fourth tone?
Thank you for loving me.
You're welcome.
Both of you are making fun of me, right?
Both of you colluded?
No, I'm totally unaware of it.
I really don't know.
Hold on. I can bear witness to it.
Don't be mad.
He doesn't know anything at all.
Don't be mad.
Here. Let me tell you.
This pair of shoes is specially designed to be given to the person you like.
If the recipient of the gift likes the sender,
after she puts the shoes on,
she will not be able to remove it for 24 hours
unless the person she loves
personally removes it for her.
Also, this pair of shoes is brilliant.
It can sense the feeling of the person who wears it
and follow after the person she likes.
No wonder even after I took a leave,
I still couldn't control it and came to school.
Nice.
-Cool! -Right?
I like the design of these shoes.
It actually follows after the person the owner likes.
I like it.
-I kept it especially for you. -Thank you.
So,
you really like me, don't you?
You're ridiculous!
-School Worker Tuan. -Yes.
I'm begging you.
Stop selling these weird stuff.
King, this isn't appropriate.
People like it when the things are cute and weird.
If so, I'll have a good business.
-I can even open up a retail chain store. -But you're creating trouble for me.
-I think-- -All right!
No, trust me.
All right. Intestine Guy has to do business.
Let's not disturb him.
-Let's go. -No, I...
It's moving.
In short, you can't sell them!
Hey, I'm not done talking!
Wang Ta-tung, go slower.
She's not used to wearing high heels.
How nice it is to be young.
Hey.
You...
What are you doing?
Why do you keep moving around? Can't you walk properly?
It's fun.
Fun?
You have the nerve to say that?
It's all your fault that I'm in such a state.
Why pull the long face?
It's not like they can't be removed.
Quickly remove them for me then.
Wang Ta-tung!
Cut it out!
All right. I'll stop.
Are you still pretending?
You must have colluded with Intestine Guy.
Don't accuse me. I'm not that ridiculous.
I'll swear then.
Why swear? It's ominous.
Make it three then.
It's not nice.
All right. I'll remove them for you later.
Let's go to the classroom.
No way.
I'm dressed like this.
You look nice in that.
Besides, our classmates are waiting for you
to celebrate your birthday.
Don't let them down.
Do they want to celebrate my birthday for me?
Yes.
Hua Ling-lung said
you are usually low profile with your birthday celebration.
You only celebrated with your good friends.
It's the last year of high school.
I think you should celebrate with our classmates.
Hey, I made a spoiler alert.
Show me some due respect. Let's go.
But...
I don't feel comfortable.
You really look nice in it.
I'll be the first person to beat anyone who has an opinion.
Then, you should beat yourself first.
All right.
King, happy birthday.
I know you don't like to push the boat out,
but someone wants to prepare a surprise for you.
I am happy to do it too.
King, happy...
You look so pretty today.
Happy birthday.
This is my handmade card.
Thank you.
She's really pretty.
-She's pretty. -So pretty.
Mr. Ta-tung.
Why are you treating me like this?
You knew King and I are the perfect couple.
Why are you so cruel?
Chin Pao-san, get out of the way.
Mr. Ta-tung, I'm not leaving. She's mine!
-King! -Take him away.
Thank you.
Wan-chun.
Why aren't you here?
Or...
are you looking at me from the roof top?
That's weird.
Why would someone send carnations?
Aren't these the flowers for mothers?
Which fool sent it?
Wu Wu, was it you?
I got a feeling that it was from you.
Ma'am, give me...
Handsome classmate!
Hey, handsome. Why are you so ruthless?
Do you want to leave when you see me?
Using that same powerful chicken claw?
Why don't you use another move?
That's my unique skill.
The prey that I, Chicken Master, set eyes upon
can never escape my grasp.
Since you are here,
you should give me some support.
I haven't sold a thing yet.
Write me a note.
Are you placing an order?
All right.
It's 100,000 dollars. No.
It's one million dollars.
Do you think I'm crazy to buy a million dollars' worth of flowers?
I asked you to write me a note. Write down all the places that you work at.
So, I can walk past it and never run into you again.
You...
People said handsome guys are ruthless.
It's true.
My heart is broken. Jeez.
I'll leave first.
DO YOU WANT TO ESCAPE?
Since you are being ruthless,
don't blame me for being cruel.
Don't think about stepping out of the door if you don't buy the flowers!
Unless
you trample this nice body of mine.
All right.
I'll buy a bouquet of roses then.
Really?
But I have no more roses.
Business was good yesterday. They're sold out.
Or...
you want this flower that's in my hand?
Forget it. I'll leave.
Silly kid.
Roses are so lame, all right?
It's out of fashion to send roses.
Why didn't I hear of it?
Come.
What do you think about it?
Pretty?
Although I'm a silly kid, I'm not so silly to that extent, all right?
This is called carnation. It's for mothers.
Of course, I know it's not for your mother.
You want to send it to your girlfriend.
Hearing the word "girlfriend"
puts me in a good mood.
That's right. It's for my girlfriend.
That's right then!
Who says that carnations are only for mothers?
You're so wrong!
Of course you can send carnations to your girlfriend.
Don't be brainwashed by business people
into thinking that you can only send roses to your girlfriend.
Don't you think carnations
are purer, more grandeur, and not too flashy?
Besides, dark red carnation represents deep love.
A strong love.
A burning love in flame.
Classmate.
Can you calm down?
Do you want me to continue?
-Or do you want-- -No need.
Wrap this up.
That's great.
Give me a cheaper rate.
Which idiot sent carnations?
Perhaps, the one who sent it to King
respects her as a mother.
Mom.
Enough!
No matter what,
what matters is the goodwill of the person who sent this gift.
Don't make fun of others' gifts.
Got it?
-Right? -Yes.
Sorry, we just found out that today is your birthday.
So, we bought the gifts at the very last moment.
These are the gifts from Ku Chan, Yen-yen, and I.
Happy birthday.
-Happy birthday. -Happy birthday.
Thank you.
Actually, the gifts don't matter.
I'm happy to know of your goodwill.
Well, King.
Can I give these flowers to my mom?
No way.
Why would there be carnations?
Today is not Mother's Day.
Damn, Chicken Master.
Ta-tung, I'm not Chicken Master.
Lei Ting.
At least
you are happy now.
How do you know I'm here?
Take this.
The carnations were from you, right?
It's Chicken Master's fault.
It's all because of her.
That's why it turned out this way.
You're the only one who would be deceived.
Silly.
Don't misunderstand.
Don't think that I'm not attentive because of this.
Silly.
Come.
Come to a place with me.
Where are you going?
Just follow me.
Hey.
Am I heavy?
You're very light.
You really underestimated me.
I'm the strongest high school student in history.
There's no problem carrying 200 Lei Tings.
Are you sure?
Of course.
-Lean the bike. -Lean.
Wheelie!
It's been a while since I lied down on the grass and looked at the sky.
Also, you're doing it with the person you like.
How cocky.
What? Does it stink?
I said you stink.
I stink?
What are you doing?
Take it away. Don't tickle me.
Don't move.
Pretty.
It's a birthday party.
But Ta-tung and the birthday girl aren't here.
I think both of them have gone on a date.
Why are they doing this to me?
Pao-san, accept the fact.
Stop thinking about King.
That's right.
Don't go after someone who's out of your league.
She's out of your league instead!
Pao-san.
We're talking about you.
Why do you keep blocking me?
I can't let you go near our young master.
Tiny.
Step aside.
Young Master.
Yes.
Why do you keep making things difficult for me?
Hua Ling-lung, what's going on with you recently?
There are two kinds of people in the world.
One is a silly but happy pig.
Another kind is smart but suffering.
It's better to be a happy pig than to be one who suffers.
I couldn't understand this in the past.
Now, I could relate to it.
Chiu-chiu.
Is Hua Ling-lung saying that I'm a pig?
Probably.
Did you offend Ling-lung?
Did I?
You're such a fool.
You don't even know when you have offended him.
How is going with the comic?
Hey.
It's just pudding.
You can even choke on it?
The Golden Brush Dots the Eye of the Dragon.
How was it? Did you have a headache?
A little.
Should I tell him about the Pig-Dog Inferiority Power Pole
and the Punishment Shield?
But even I don't believe in it.
Ku Chan will surely not believe it.
How could we possibly have a duel?
But it's mentioned on the Internet
that the comic is a prophecy book.
Well...
I did some searching online.
It says that the comic is a prophecy book.
Isn't that absurd?
That's right.
Yes, it's too absurd.
It says on the Internet
that only people with a pure of heart can see the content.
The others who read it will suffer from headaches.
I remember you didn't have a headache when you read it at the library.
No.
I lied to you.
Actually, it was so painful.
After I went home, I took a lot of painkillers.
That's too extreme, isn't it?
Do you feel very hot? Why are you sweating so much?
No, you know I sweat easily.
I feel so hot.
I'll get some drinks.
HAPPY
Hi, Chih Ke.
Ku Chan didn't eat the cake?
Give this to him.
No need. Ku Chan doesn't eat it.
He doesn't like sweet stuff.
-Really? -Yes.
Are you not eating?
That's weird. A few days ago,
he just ate donuts and drank milk tea with me.
Why are you standing alone outside the class? Why don't you go inside?
There's a piece of cake on the table.
So, this is for you.
I am allergic to dairy products.
I can't eat cake.
Are you allergic to dairy products?
Last time, I even bought milk for you.
I'm so sorry.
It's fine.
I'll just get some candies for you then.
It's a birthday party. You should eat something.
Ku Chan and Hsiao-ke gave it to me.
Right.
You're right.
They'll surely take it for you.
Previously, you bought breakfast for me. Thank you.
Have a seat.
Come. Sit down.
Let me remove the shoes for you.
You should have removed them.
I wore it all day. It's so uncomfortable.
I'm so sorry.
I find it interesting that this pair of shoes is following me.
So, I totally forgot it's uncomfortable for girls to wear the heels.
Moreover,
these are new shoes.
Forget it.
I forgive you.
Let's go.
Watch out.
What's the matter?
Nothing. The tiny stones are pricking my feet.
I have an idea.
Let's go.
Why are you so light?
-No. Not too bad. -Have you practiced qinggong before?
What?
Put me down.
Wan-chun, why are you at my house?
Sun noticed that I waited outside for a long time.
So, he asked me to go inside.
I have something to say to Lei Ting.
You wouldn't mind, right?
No.
Have a chat.
I'll leave first.
Happy birthday.
Old rules.
No matter what you wish for
I'll help you to achieve it.
Thank you.
I knew you didn't forget my birthday.
How could I possibly forget it?
I just needed some time.
Sorry.
I still ended up hurting you.
What are you talking about?
Love is not something that we can control.
Seeing that you are so happy with Wang Ta-tung,
I feel happy for you too.
-Thank you. -But I'll keep loving you.
But the deadline is only until tonight at midnight,
before your birthday ends.
After twelve o'clock,
I'll treat you like family.
I give you my blessing.
I will protect your relationship with Wang Ta-tung.
Wan-chun.
Thank you.
To me, your support
matters more than anything else.
-Do you want to come-- -I'll leave first.
Ku Chan.
Get inside the car.
My dad said he wants to send us to school.
Hi, sir.
Hi.
You are Ku Chan?
I always hear my son talking about you.
Secretary Li, let's go.
Who are you?
It's him.
What's the matter?
Why are you here so early?
Do you want to rob me?
That's right.
To rob you.
BA LE CONVENIENCE STORE
All right.
It's about time.
I should open the door to do business.
The sunglasses.
What is this?
The sunglasses.
-My goodness. -The sunglasses.
Could they be hypnotized by Hei-lung again?
What did you say? I don't get it.
-The sunglasses. -The sunglasses.
-The sunglasses? I get it now. -The sunglasses.
Hold on. Why do you want sunglasses this early in the morning?
It's too flashy out there.
My heart is beating fast.
I'm going to die.
Hold on.
Don't die just yet.
Tell me. What's going on?
Someone is flashing bright lights in the classroom early in the morning.
We are going to turn blind.
-The sunglasses. -The sunglasses.
I see. I wonder what has happened.
Hold on. I have good stuff.
THREE-DIMENSIONAL GLASSES
It's the latest technology,
the three-dimensional glasses.
I want.
Here. Each person takes one.
Here.
Here. The people at the back.
But I still have to ask.
Which couple is so heartless
to display affection in the classroom early in the morning?
Here.
I don't want.
-Why? -Why do you keep asking me to eat?
But you won't eat the food that I prepared.
RUPTURED BOWEL INDEX 3,600
Let's finish up the food that my mom made first.
You like my mom's cooking, don't you?
Here.
But if you are full,
what about the food that I cooked?
Don't worry.
I'll finish up everything that you cooked.
Here.
Is it delicious?
Yes, but
the cheese omelet has to be taken while it's hot.
I'll eat it.
But Mom prepared so many food.
I must finish them.
That's how a good child should be.
Right?
After I finish up the food that Mom prepared,
I'll eat yours, all right?
All right.
I must find a way to deal with this scary cheese omelet.
You're such a good kid.
-Amazing. -Of course.
Don't eat too fast. Take a sip of water.
Okay.
Little girl, you're so good.
Here it comes again.
That's too flashy!
Help!
This is too cruel.
I never thought that the producer of this super flash
is Wang Ta-tung.
Even I, Intestine Guy, who experienced hardships in life,
almost turned blind because of the flash.
Intestine Guy, why are you here?
Here. Let's have breakfast together.
I...
Come over.
Wait for me.
Good girl.
Wang Ta-tung.
It's not wrong to be in a relationship.
It’s a wonderful thing.
-Yes. -But--
Love is so wonderful.
I didn't expect that it's so touching for two hearts to beat together.
-That's right. -I don't understand
how I was able to live for the past 28 years. I have wasted 28 years.
Intestine Guy, as the saying goes.
Good things must be shared with good friends.
You have to try the feeling of being in love.
If you don't try it, your life will be very dull.
I...
What...
What does this mean?
I have said the lines.
I, Intestine Guy, have experienced the hardships of life.
How could I have possibly never been in love?
Return me the color.
That's more comfortable.
No, I...
I mean this.
It's a person's freedom to be in love.
But you can't keep flashing the lights.
It hurts the eyeballs. That won't do.
What's the matter?
Have I hurt anyone?
The corpses are lying all over the place.
I didn't hurt them,
but they are blind because of me.
All right, Intestine Guy.
I'll exercise restraint.
I shall take my leave.
I'm back.
What's the matter?
It was nothing.
There clearly is something.
Why aren't you telling me?
Don't you trust me?
Or do you think that I can't help you to solve it?
No such thing.
I just hope there isn't any worried facial expressions on you.
Are you an idiot?
This is another kind of public display of affection.
Pao-san, pull yourself together!
Chin Pao-san!
-Chin Pao-san, are you all right? -The flashing show is killing people.
Young Master.
The flash was too strong.
There are cracks on the glasses.
Please replace them with another pair of glasses.
Hua Ling-lung.
Can I talk to you?
Why did you ask that?
It's because you ignored me recently. You gave me the cold shoulder
and showed me attitude. I feel very upset.
A false step may cause lifelong regret.
You made feel so ashamed to face the Hua family's elders.
But after putting on the three-dimensional glasses,
I can bite the bullet and face you.
That's great.
I thought I was going to lose my best friend.
It makes me feel so troubled recently.
Your attitude towards the gains and losses is normal.
But someone is acting unusual.
Is he all right?
The calmest person in the class is none other than him.
His loved one is taken by others.
Does he not feel heartache at all?
Of course, it hurts.
But he could only keep the pain in his heart.
He couldn't say it.
He couldn't show that he cares.
When you care, it'll turn into a double-edged knife
that will cut you.
Why do you know it so well?
Because he cares about Lei Ting
like how I care about my first kiss.
What happened to your first kiss?
Young Master, please accept your fate.
I understand.
Seeing how things turned out for Chung Wan-chun,
I have to advise you.
If you have someone that you like, you must take the initiative.
Don't wait in silence.
It's a desperate time. Don't profit from the kids' misfortunes.
Hsiao-ke.
Let me ask you something.
What is it?
Why do you look so serious?
Who's the driver who sent you to school this morning?
Driver?
Him?
He's not a driver.
Although he often sends me to school with Dad,
he's my dad's secretary.
Secretary?
What's his surname?
What's his name?
I call him Secretary Li.
But as for his real name,
I have never about it.
Has he worked with your dad for a long time?
Yes, very long.
Well...
What kind of a person is he?
Secretary Li?
He's very courteous.
Also, he helped my dad to deal with a lot of cases at work.
He should have fairly good working abilities.
I have never heard my dad complain about him.
What's the matter?
Why do you keep asking me about Secretary Li?
He was the one who attacked Intestine Guy.
Secretary Li?
Attacked Intestine Guy?
I saw it with my own eyes.
I saw him launching the fighting index,
and he attacked Intestine Guy.
Besides, I have exchanged blows with him.
Does Secretary Li have a fighting index?
You even exchanged blows with him?
That's impossible.
I'm not kidding with you.
I don't mean that.
I don't think that you're kidding.
I just think
that Secretary Li is probably
not the person who attacked Intestine Guy.
Besides, he couldn't possibly have exchanged blows with you.
Ku Chan.
Did you see the wrong person that day?
You don't trust me.
No.
Ku Chan.
He's angry.
Why would it become like this?
It pisses me off.
I have spent so much time.
I have searched everywhere, and I couldn't find any clues.
This...
I have searched this place.
I couldn't open it.
Ling Ling Erh.
I have made my best friend angry.
What should I do?
I didn't believe him right away when he said it.
But the things he said are too strange.
I just couldn't believe it.
What is he talking about?
From the moment I met him up until now,
he has never lied to me.
Did I cross the line then?
I didn't trust him.
This is so ridiculous.
Why is he so long-winded?
Hey, Ling Ling Erh.
Do you think
I should take the initiative to apologize to him?
I think you should get lost now.
If not, I'll rush out and beat you up.
Then, you can roll on the floor. What do you think?
Actually, I really feel scared
that it would end up as written on The Golden Brush Dots the Eye of the Dragon.
Hey, strife between brothers.
It's no joke. It's very scary.
This morning, I have even driven him mad.
Am I a little stupid?
It was written in the comic that you could talk,
and you really could talk.
That's why I got so worried.
Do you know?
That day, Ku Chan asked me what was drawn
in The Golden Brush Dots the Eye of the Dragon.
How would I dare to tell him?
It scared the crap out of me.
I told him I couldn't understand it
and how much my head was aching.
Do you know? I made it as exaggerated as possible.
Actually, I didn't have a headache at all.
Ling Ling Erh.
Do you think I should find a day to discuss this with Ku Chan?
This kid read The Golden Brush Dots the Eye of the Dragon
and didn't feel dizzy or vomited?
Hey.
Ling Ling Erh.
I poured my heart out to you
and yet you didn't say a single word.
Are you in a bad mood today?
All right.
I won't disturb you then.
I'll come to talk to you again when you feel better.
This kid could actually understand The Golden Brush Dots the Eye of the Dragon .
Perhaps, I could learn some clues from him
and I could get what I want.
-You didn't order. Quickly order. -Hurry.
Everyone, it's time to begin the class.
The beginning of suffering.
LOVE
-Love? -Love?
That's right!
Today, we're going to learn love poems.
Hurry. Turn to page 80.
All right.
Is anyone willing to stand up to read the text aloud?
-Pick me. -Pick me.
-Me. -Me.
-Pick me. -Pick me.
-Me. -Pick me.
Who should I choose?
-Pick me. -Pick me.
Teacher, pick me!
Teacher.
Let me read it.
Everyone.
In order not to hurt your friendships,
let me read this poem for you.
Are you serious?
All right. Be quiet.
Let's have Wang Ta-tung to read the text aloud.
"From when I was born up until now, I never knew what lovesick is.
I have just began to understand what lovesick is.
And now I'm suffering because of its torment."
KING OF LOVE POEM
Tiny.
It's no longer enough to have three-dimensional glasses.
Prepare the earplugs for the next class.
Yes.
THE ULTIMATE CLASS
All right. Class dismissed.
Class dismissed!
Wan-chun.
I asked Sun to prepare lunch for you.
Don't keep hiding yourself at the rooftop and eat bread.
Occasionally, you have to take some nutritious food.
Thank you.
Wan-chun, that's great.
You have a friend who prepares lunch for you.
Don't worry.
You have it too.
I've prepared lunch for you as well.
ACTUALLY, I PREFER TO HAVE THE LUNCH THAT SUN PREPARES
In such a short time,
you managed to prepare breakfast and lunch?
Breakfast and lunch.
It saves time to prepare them together.
Also, you have to finish them up in front of me.
Just now, I didn't see you eat the breakfast, and you have finished it.
I...
All right.
This isn't real!
No!
I just went out to make a living for just a few days.
My beloved man has turned from two into one.
No.
Right now, there's only one left.
Enjoy yourself.
But why is it one and two?
While I was working hard out there,
I heard bad news.
Without thinking much, I set aside my work
and came here right away.
I ended up suffering a loss of 327 dollars.
Wan-wan.
How are you going to compensate me?
Don't simply give me a nickname.
But Wan-wan sounds nice and rich.
I like it very much.
I am warning you.
Stop pestering me.
Otherwise, I won't go easy on you.
Otherwise, you would...
You can do it as much as you want.
Wan-wan, don't leave me.
Handsome.
Hey.
Wan-wan!
Here I come!
Good move.
It's good to have you.
Subtitle translation by Angel Choo