[Lonestar扮演的“惊奇”] ["AMAZED" BY LONESTAR PLAYING]
每次我们的眼睛相遇 Every time our eyes meet
这种感觉 This feeling inside me
-[鸟打电话] - 几乎超过 - [BIRD CALLING] - Is almost more than
我可以接受 I can take
宝贝，当您触摸我时... Baby, when you touch me...
帕特里克。 Patrick.
Adeline。 Adeline.
这将是有史以来最好的情人节。 This is going to be the best Valentine's Day ever.
这个地方... This place...
真是太峡谷了。 it's just so gorge.
帕特里克：当然是，宝贝。 PATRICK: Of course it is, babe.
- 您选择了！ - 我选择了！ - You picked it! - I picked it!
-[两个人都在笑]-[缓慢而沉重的呼吸] - [BOTH LAUGHING] - [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING]
-[鸟儿chi]-[歌曲继续扬声器] - [BIRDS CHIRPING] - [SONG CONTINUES OVER SPEAKERS]
哦。 Oh.
嗯。嗯。 Mmm. Mmm.
嗯。 Mmm.
[gro吟] [GROANS]
我勒个去？ What the hell?
我告诉你不要把它放在我的食物中。 I told you not to put it in my food.
- 妈的。对不起。抱歉，我 - - 很好。继续前进。 - Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Sorry, I-- - It's fine. Keep going.
呃... Uh...
阿德琳·德拉拉·加勒特（Adeline Delilah Garrett）。 Adeline Delilah Garrett.
你很聪明。 You're smart.
- 你非常美。 -[沿着] - You're beautiful. - [MOUTHING ALONG]
也许最重要的是 And perhaps most important of all,
你让我想。 you make me think.
你是我的人，没有你，我无法想象我的生活。 You're my person and I can't imagine my life without you.
- 你愿意嫁给我吗？ -[沿着] - Will you marry me? - [MOUTHING ALONG]
是的。一百万次，是的！ Yes. A million times, yes!
我不知道您如何做 I don't know how you do what you do
我非常爱你 I'm so in love with you
- 它只是不断获得... -[歌曲停止] - It just keeps getting... - [SONG STOPS]
[铃声玩“小马”] [RINGTONE PLAYING "PONY"]
[铃声停止] [RINGTONE STOPS]
你为什么现在打电话给我？ Why are you calling me right now?
尼科：我没有得到。 NICO: I didn't get it.
帕特里克：你他妈的是什么意思你没有得到？ PATRICK: What the fuck do you mean you didn't get it?
是的，对不起，伙计。 Yeah, I'm sorry, dude.
有几个阳光，就像... There was a couple of sun flares and, like...
嗯，您可以再做一次还是... Um, could you maybe do it again or...
为什么，是的。让我再向我他妈的女友重新购买 Why, yes. Let me re-propose to my fucking girlfriend
因此，您可以正确地完成工作。 so you can do your job right.
- 从技术上讲，她是你的未婚夫。 - 不要和我在一起。 - Technically she's your fiancée. - Don't get cute with me.
这次做对了，否则我会他妈的结束你... Do it right this time or I'll fucking end you...
- 在Yelp上。 - 好的，很酷，谢谢。 - on Yelp. - Okay, cool, thanks.
我待会儿和你说话。迪克，我什至不在Yelp上。 I'll talk to you later. I'm not even on Yelp, dick.
[gro吟] [GROANS]
嗯，言语，言语，言语。可爱，可爱。 Uh, speech, speech, speech. Lovey, lovey-dovey.
嗯，嗯... Uh, and, uh...
你愿意嫁给我吗？ Will you marry me?
是的。一百万次，是的。 Yes. A million times, yes.
[扬声器]我非常爱你... [OVER SPEAKER] I'm so in love with you...
只有一秒钟。 Just one second.
-[线铃声]-[叹息] - [LINE RINGING] - [SIGHS]
给我。你好？ Give me that. Hello?
尼科：尼科·摄影师。留言。 NICO: Nico the Photo Guy. Leave a message.
-[尖锐的轰动]- 阿德琳：你他妈的吗 - [SHARP THUD] - ADELINE: Are you fucking
开玩笑...我？ kidding... me?
[帕特里克cho] [PATRICK CHOKING]
[戏剧性的音乐播放] [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[尖叫] [SCREAMING]
[箭头吹了] [ARROW WHIZZING]
[扬声器]我是如此的爱... [OVER SPEAKER] I'm so in love...
[紧张的音乐播放] [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
[抱怨] [WHIMPERING]
-[箭头]-[尖叫] - [ARROW WHIZZES] - [SCREAMING]
[过度换气] [HYPERVENTILATING]
[抽泣] [SOBBING]
[脚步接近] [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[箭头] [ARROW WHIZZES]
[尖叫] [SCREAMING]
[哭]哦，不！ [CRYING] Oh, no!
[抱怨] [WHIMPERING]
[气喘吁吁] [PANTING]
[尖叫] [SCREAMING]
[气喘吁吁] [PANTING]
[尖叫] [SCREAMING]
[气喘吁吁] [PANTING]
[铃声播放浪漫的古典音乐] [RINGTONE PLAYING ROMANTIC CLASSICAL MUSIC]
[电话振动] [PHONE VIBRATING]
-[铃声和振动停止]-[呼吸颤抖] - [RINGTONE AND VIBRATING STOP] - [BREATH TREMBLING]
你好？ Hello?
[沉重的呼吸和在电话上笑] [HEAVY BREATHING AND CHUCKLING OVER PHONE]
你在这里听，混蛋。[嗅探] You listen here, asshole. [SNIFFLES]
我一直在计划这一天... I have been planning this day my whole life...
你他妈的杀死了他！ and you fucking killed him!
你把错误的新娘弄乱了。 You messed with the wrong bride.
[气喘吁吁] [PANTING]
你听到我的声音吗？ You hear me?
你弄乱了错误的fu - You messed with the wrong fu--
[尖叫] [SCREAMS]
[尖叫] [SCREAMING]
[喘着粗气] [GASPING]
[咕unt] [GRUNTING]
[戏剧性的音乐播放] [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[抱怨] [WHIMPERING]
-[尖叫]- 警卫：哇。 - [SCREAMS] - GUARD: Whoa.
女士，你不能在这里。 Ma'am, you can't be here.
- 你在干什么？ - 他试图杀死我！ - What are you doing? - He's trying to kill me!
[尖叫] [SCREAMING]
警卫：嘿，哥们，你想告诉我发生了什么事吗？ GUARD: Hey, buddy, you wanna tell me what's going on?
等待。停止！放下刀，混蛋！ Wait. Stop! Drop the knife, asshole!
[尖叫] [SCREAMING]
阿德琳：有人！请！ ADELINE: Somebody! Please!
[抱怨] [WHIMPERING]
[大声抽泣] [SOBS LOUDLY]
[刀片轻轻地响] [BLADE RINGS SOFTLY]
[通过口罩重呼吸] [HEAVY BREATHING THROUGH MASK]
[沉闷的呼吸] [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING]
[安静地喘气] [GASPING QUIETLY]
-[脚步接近]-[耳语]哦，射击。 - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] - [WHISPERING] Oh, shoot.
[呼吸颤抖] [BREATH TREMBLING]
[轻声喘气] [PANTING SOFTLY]
[窒息] [CHOKING]
-[大喊]-[杀手咕unt] - [YELPING] - [KILLER GRUNTING]
[气喘吁吁] [PANTING]
拿那个，你的混蛋！ Take that, you motherfucker!
离开！ Go away!
[闷闷不乐]你走了！ [MUFFLED] You go away!
你走了！ You go away!
- 你走了！ -[哔哔声] - You go away! - [BEEPING]
[警报嗡嗡作响] [ALARM BUZZING]
[机械振动] [MECHANICAL CLANK]
不。 No.
不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不。 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
不，不，不，不，不。请！ No, no, no, no, no. Please!
嘿！嘿！ Hey! Hey!
[机械隆隆声] [MECHANICAL RUMBLING]
[尖叫]不！ [SCREAMS] No!
[尖叫] [SCREAMS]
[喘着粗气] [GASPING]
[尖叫] [SCREAMING]
不！ No!
[尖叫] [SCREAMING]
不！ No!
[尖叫] [SCREAMING]
[不祥的音乐播放] [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
[戏剧性的音乐播放] [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[Outkast演奏的“情人节快乐节”] ["HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY" BY OUTKAST PLAYING]
快乐情人节 Happy Valentine's Day
每天14日 Every day the 14th
我不认为你们都听到我的声音，我只是想说 I don't think y'all heard me I just wanna say
[远处的警笛声] [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
快乐情人节 Happy Valentine's Day
每天14日... Every day the 14th...
电视上的记者：是情人节 REPORTER ON TV: It's Valentine's Day
国家再次处于高警觉状态。 and the nation is once again on high alert.
在过去两年中，一个蒙面的疯子 For the past two years, a masked maniac
被称为心脏杀手... known as the Heart Eyes Killer...
...或hek，当局称他为简单， ...or HEK, as authorities call him for short,
已经出现在浪漫的一天 has emerged on a day meant for romance
针对，狩猎并残酷地杀死夫妻。 to target, hunt and brutally kill couples.
Hek似乎随机地针对城市。 HEK seems to target cities at random.
来自波士顿地区的鲜血横冲直撞... From a blood-soaked rampage in the Boston area two years ago...
...以及第二次杀人狂潮， ...as well as a second killing spree,
去年在费城造成了几人死亡。 which left several dead in Philadelphia just last year.
即使他追随恋爱的夫妻， Even though he's after couples in love,
让我对此完全清楚... let me be perfectly clear about this...
他将杀死任何妨碍他的人。 He will kill anyone who gets in his way.
...让美国人再次困扰着焦虑 ...leaving Americans once again plagued with anxiety
在丘比特的假期中问一个问题... on Cupid's holiday asking the question...
心脏杀手接下来会在哪里罢工？ Where will the Heart Eyes Killer strike next?
快乐情人节... Happy Valentine's Day...
女性记者：您期望心脏杀手 FEMALE REPORTER: Do you expect the Heart Eyes Killer
杀死情人节计划？ to kill your Valentine's Day plans?
到底是谁制定情人节计划？ Who the hell makes Valentine's Day plans?
是的，这个假期很烂，伙计。 Yeah, this holiday sucks ass, dude.
- 从字面上看。 -[爆裂]情人... - Literally. - [BLEEP] Valentine...
我甚至都不害怕。 I ain't even low-key scared.
hek对我没有。你知道... The HEK ain't got nothin' on me. You know...
哦，闭嘴，迪伦。你害怕黑暗。 Oh, shut up, Dylan. You're afraid of the dark.
[轻笑] [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
不，我不。 No, I don't.
快乐情人... Happy Valentine's...
男人1：心脏杀手 - 女人1：很高兴我是单身。 MAN 1: The Heart Eyes Killer-- WOMAN 1: So glad I'm single.
男人2：我要在里面庆祝。 MAN 2: I'm gonna celebrate inside.
女人2：家伙追捕你。 WOMAN 2: That dude hunts you.
男人3： ...在我们的脸上全部擦拭您的PDA。 MAN 3: ...rubbing your shitty PDA all up in our faces.
男人4：他只杀死直人，我认为。 MAN 4: He only kills straight people, I think.
记者：无论您是与伴侣在一起还是寻找爱情， REPORTER: Whether you're with a partner or looking for love,
在情人节保持警惕。 stay vigilant this Valentine's Day.
[艾达·雷（Ada Ray）演奏的“我不再相信奇迹”] ["I NO LONGER BELIEVE IN MIRACLES" BY ADA RAY PLAYING]
'导致一个 'Cause the one
谁说 Who says
他爱你 He loves you
找到 Has found
新人... Someone new...
拉屎！ Shit!
[全部笑] [ALL LAUGHING]
-[轻笑]很好，dipshits。 - 咖啡师：这里有一个卡布奇诺咖啡。 - [CHUCKLES] Nice one, dipshits. - BARISTA: Got a cappuccino here.
希望丘比特在鸡巴中射击你。 Hope Cupid shoots you in the dick.
焦糖大豆拿铁咖啡！ Caramel soy latte for Monica!
- 莫妮卡：哦，是我。 - 好的，是的。那里。 - MONICA: Oh, that's me. - Okay, yeah. There.
你为什么看起来如此压力？ Why do you look so stressed?
这是因为您在情人节那天再次单身吗？ Is it 'cause you're single again on Valentine's Day?
不，我...[叹息]不，我压力很大 No, I'm... [SIGHS] No, I'm stressed
因为水晶只是叫 because Crystal just called
全手会议和电子邮件的主题 an all-hands meeting and the subject of her email
从字面上看，“盟友的竞选活动”。 literally says "Ally's Campaign."
-MM，我看到了。 - 所以我操了。 - Mm, I saw that. - So I'm fucked.
好的，最坏的情况， Okay, worst-case scenario,
您被解雇了，您从未在生活中再工作。唔？ you get fired and you never work another day in your life. Hmm?
最糟糕的情况，Crystal将我的皮肤作为裤子穿着。 Worst-case scenario, Crystal wears my skin as a pantsuit.
最好的场景，虽然您的皮肤很好。 Best-case scenario, you got nice skin though.
嘘声。你知道吗？任何。 Boop. You know what? Whatever.
如果你下去，我会和你一起去，好吗？ If you go down, I'll go down with you, okay?
我们将塞尔玛和路易丝这个狗屎。 We'll Thelma and Louise this shit.
咖啡师：大型冰融合了Americano BARISTA: Large iced blended Americano
用燕麦牛奶，两个蜂蜜，一个糖。 with oat milk, two honey, one sugar.
- 毫米。 - 杰伊：哦。 - Mm. - JAY: Oh.
抱歉，您确定那是您的吗？ Sorry, are you sure that's yours?
是的，那绝对是我的。 Yes, that is definitely mine.
没有人会订购... No one else would order...
全部：...一个大型冰融合的Americano ALL: ...a large iced blended Americano
用燕麦牛奶，两个蜂蜜，一个糖。 with oat milk, two honey, one sugar.
糖。是的。看看那个。哇。 Sugar. Yeah. Look at that. Wow.
猜猜我们是咖啡伴侣。 Guess we're coffee mates.
-[笑]好爸爸的笑话。 - 谢谢。 - [LAUGHS] Nice dad joke. - Thanks.
我以为我是世界上唯一的人 I thought I was the only one in the world with
- 令人讨厌的咖啡订单。 -[笑] - the obnoxious coffee order. - [LAUGHS]
实际上，这是一个非常普遍的顺序。 It's a pretty common order actually.
你们可以搬家吗？我们很忙。 Can you guys move? We're busy.
是的。 Yes.
[耳语]他很热！ [WHISPERS] He's hot!
嘿，我可以对其中一个人感兴趣吗？ Hey, can I interest you in one of these guys?
哦，不，我还好。谢谢。我携带自己的。 Oh, no, I'm okay. Thanks. I carry my own.
- 哦。金属稻草。 - 我讨厌纸吸管。 - Oh. Metal straw. - I hate paper straws.
他们只是变成糊状的三秒钟。 They just turn into mush in, like, three seconds.
是的，不。我完全明白你在说什么。 Yeah, no. I totally get what you're saying.
让我们将所有咖啡放在塑料杯中， Let's put all the coffee in a plastic cup,
但是，嘿，只要稻草是纸，就可以保存行星。 but, hey, as long as the straw is paper, planet saved.
- 行星保存。 -[轻笑] - Planet saved. - [CHUCKLES]
- 哦，糖。想要一个吗？ - 是的。 - Oh, sugar though. Want one? - Yeah.
胰腺有点慢毒。 A little slow poison for the pancreas.
- 哦。哦！ - 哦。哦！ - Oh. Oh! - Oh. Ooh!
[都笑了] [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- 对不起。不，我 - - 对不起。不，我 - - I'm sorry. No, I'm-- - I'm sorry. No, I'm--
-[笑]- 对不起。 - [LAUGHS] - Sorry.
- 我得到了它。没关系。 - 不，完全 - - I got it. It's okay. - No, it's totally--
- 哦！他妈的耶稣墨菲！ - 该死！我的天啊。你还好吗？ - Oh! Fucking Jesus Murphy! - Shit! Oh, my God. Are you okay?
- 是的。我是吗？ - 我的天啊。你在流血！ - Yeah. Am I? - Oh, my God. You're bleeding!
- 呃，在这里。拉屎。 - 哦，嗯，谢谢你。 - Uh, here. Shit. - Oh-- Uh, thank you for that.
再见。嗯，我要去。我在星期一上班。 Bye. Um, I'm gonna go. I'll see you at work, Mon.
对不起。她今天被解雇了。 Sorry. She's getting fired today.
电视上的记者：恰好是情人节大屠杀之后的一年 REPORTER ON TV: Exactly one year after a Valentine's Day massacre
在波士顿留下三对夫妇死亡 left three couples dead in Boston
在费城死了四对夫妇， and four couples dead in Philadelphia,
心脏杀手来到西雅图。 the Heart Eyes Killer has come to Seattle.
现在在酿酒厂宣称四个受害者， Four victims have now been claimed at a winery,
结束一个梦想的参与 ending one dream engagement
在一场噩梦中。 in a nightmare.
酋长哈特利，这是心脏杀手的工作吗？ Chief Hartley, is this the work of the Heart Eyes Killer?
目前尚未确认 That's not confirmed at this point,
，但给定针对夫妻的模式 but given the pattern of targeting couples
在情人节那天，我们怀疑这是Hek的工作。 on Valentine's Day, we suspect it's the work of HEK.
您必须对所有这些夫妇说些什么 What do you have to say to all those couples out there
计划庆祝情人节吗？ planning to celebrate Valentine's Day?
- 待在家里。 -[电视哔哔声] - Stay home. - [TV BEEPS]
[水晶叹气]出色地。 [CRYSTAL SIGHS] Well.
[嘴唇] [SMACKS LIPS]
这是一个泡菜。 This is quite a pickle.
[吮吸牙齿] [SUCKS TEETH]
你为什么没有一个人 Why didn't a single one of you
告诉我有一个疯子 tell me that there is a maniac
四处屠杀人 running around slaughtering people
在情人节那天，过去几年？ on Valentine's Day these last couple years?
汤米？ Tommy?
不是一个人。 Not a single one of you.
这项运动肯定是不合时宜的。 This campaign is certainly ill-timed.
你不是这么说，小姐吗？ Wouldn't you say so, missy?
嗯...一个... Uh... Um...
-[清除喉咙]我的意思是 - - 你知道，水晶，嗯， - [CLEARS THROAT] I mean-- - You know, Crystal, um,
你怎么总是告诉我们 how you always tell us
这种相关性在我们的球场上真的很重要吗？ that relevance is really important in our pitches?
好吧，我个人认为，Ally的竞选活动非常“现在”。 Well, I personally believe that Ally's campaign is very "now."
莫妮卡，非常感谢。 Monica, thank you so much.
如果你能给我一个巨大的忙。闭嘴。 If you could do me a huge favor. Shut the fuck up.
汤米？ Tommy?
[玛格丽特·刘易斯（Margaret Lewis）在电视上演奏的“这就是为什么我哭泣”] ["THAT'S WHY I CRY" BY MARGARET LEWIS PLAYING OVER TV]
我的宝宝走了 My baby's gone
[喘气] [GASPS]
[抽泣] [SOBBING]
他走了 He's gone away
他不会回来 He won't be back
[雷霆坠毁] [THUNDER CRASHES]
这就是为什么我哭泣，哭泣，哭泣 That's why I cry, cry, cry
哭泣，哭泣，哭泣 Cry, cry, cry
所有时间 All the time
- 所有时间 -[枪声] - All the time - [GUNSHOTS]
他说，“再见...” He said, "Bye-bye..."
[歌曲停止] [SONG STOPS]
[女人咳嗽] [WOMAN COUGHS]
“哇。从夫妻死亡中获利以出售戒指。” "Wow. Profiting off the death of couples to sell rings."
“无语。” "Speechless."
- “这令人作呕。” - 我会说。 - "This is disgusting." - I'll say.
汤米：“我只是看什么？” TOMMY: "What did I just watch?"
“直截了当。” "Straight-up tacky."
“有人发现是谁做的，而他们无知的屁股。” "Someone find out who made this and dox their ignorant ass."
- 我的意思是，只是 - 继续。 - 水晶：我敢肯定。 - I mean, it just-- it goes on. - CRYSTAL: I'm sure it does.
艾莉，我担心你的安全。 Ally, I'm worried about your safety.
哎呀，谢谢，汤米。 Gee, thanks, Tommy.
这个心形的混蛋被多少人杀死？ How many people has this heart-shaped asshole killed?
我认为很多。 I think, like, a lot.
水晶：很多？[嘲笑] CRYSTAL: A lot? [SCOFFS]
-[玻璃破碎]- 您在全国范围内建立了一场运动 - [GLASS SHATTERS] - You built a nationwide campaign
关于浪漫的死亡结束？ around romance ending in death?
好吧，您批准了它。 Well, you approved it.
因为我信任你。 Because I trusted you.
我需要一个新的广告系列。 I'm gonna need a new campaign.
- 好的。嗯，没问题。我 - 杰伊，进这里。 - Okay. Um, no problem. I'll-- - Jay, get in here.
杰伊？谁是杰伊？ Jay? Who's Jay?
杰伊：非常感谢。 JAY: Thank you very much.
两者：没办法。 BOTH: No way.
那是你在咖啡店里砸了鼻子的人。 That's the guy whose nose you smashed in at the coffee shop.
星期一，坐下。 Mon, sit down.
水晶：杰伊·西蒙兹（Jay Simmonds），大家。 CRYSTAL: Jay Simmonds, everybody.
这是杰伊·西蒙兹（Jay Simmonds）。 This is Jay Simmonds.
谁是杰伊·西蒙兹（Jay Simmonds）？好吧，我告诉你。 Who's Jay Simmonds? Well, I'll tell you.
杰伊·西蒙兹（Jay Simmonds）是BMY纽约的前CCD。 Jay Simmonds is the former CCD of BMY New York.
他是赢得CLIO奖的最年轻的自由职业者 He is the youngest freelancer to win a Clio Award
他的病毒浪漫运动。 for his viral romantic campaigns.
从高档汽车到豪华巧克力。[笑] Everything from fancy cars to luxury chocolates. [LAUGHS]
而且，他随后赢得了自己 And, he has then earned himself
“消费者丘比特”的一个不错的小绰号。 a nice little moniker of "Consumer Cupid."
- 那是杰伊·西蒙兹（Jay Simmonds）...-[喘气]那是他吗？ - That is Jay Simmonds... - [GASPS] That's him?
...我会告诉你什么。 ...and I'll tell you what.
当我意识到多远的小溪 When I realized how far up shit's creek
盟友在这里划了我们， Ally here had paddled us,
我知道我需要一些增援。 I knew I needed some reinforcements.
并感谢宝贝耶稣。 And thank Baby Jesus.
现在，他明天必须离开并推开 Now, he's got to leave and push off tomorrow
和Skedaddle，所以他在时钟。 and skedaddle, so he's on the clock.
周杰伦。大家，杰伊！ Jay. Everybody, Jay!
谢谢你的可爱奉承，水晶。 Thank you for the lovely flattery, Crystal.
我很感激。嗯... I appreciate it. Um...
据我了解，听着 Listen, as I understand it,
最近我们经历了一些动荡， we've experienced some turbulence as of late,
但这是关于您如何降落飞机的重要性，所以... but it's about how you land the plane that matters, so...
我们将通过这个... we will get through this...
一起。 together.
[警笛哭] [SIREN WAILING]
[电子狼哨子] [ELECTRONIC WOLF WHISTLE]
军官：那到底是什么？女官：我有一场比赛。 OFFICER: What the hell was that? FEMALE OFFICER: I got a match.
军官：哦，为了他妈的。 OFFICER: Oh, for fuck sakes.
我们要结婚了。我能感觉到。[叹息] We're gonna get married. I can feel it. [SIGHS]
[叹息]那是你的男朋友吗？ [SIGHS] That's your boyfriend?
是的，他会的。 Yeah, he will be.
他是一个爱幼犬的实际消防员。 He's an actual firefighter who loves puppies.
[喘气] [GASPS]
[嘴唇]你看？这就是为什么您仍然单身。 [SMACKS LIPS] You see? That's why you're still single.
-[叹息]- 你知道你需要什么，肖吗？ - [SIGHS] - You know what you need, Shaw?
你需要一个真正的男人。 You need a real man.
愿意采取第一步的一个。 One that's willing to make the first move.
[直升机旋转] [HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
哈特利：来吧，侦探。你会喜欢的。 HARTLEY: Come on, detectives. You're gonna love this.
一探究竟。 Check it out.
军官：那是一个结婚戒指？ OFFICER: What is that, a wedding band?
可能是受害者之一吗？ Could it be one of the victim's?
不太可能。[叹息] Unlikely. [SIGHS]
缩写刻在内部... JS。 The initials engraved on the inside... JS.
两者都不匹配死者。 Doesn't match either of the deceased.
嗯。 Huh.
[苍蝇嗡嗡作响] [FLIES BUZZING]
什么样的动物会这样做？ What kind of an animal would do this?
可能有一些incel的处女巨魔住在他妈妈的地下室。 Probably some incel virgin troll living in his mommy's basement.
假设这是一个男人。 Assuming it's a man.
从未被要求参加舞会的女孩呢？ What about the girl who never got asked to prom?
一个被爱的女人被骗了很多次 The love-scorned woman who got cheated on one too many times
- 只是抢购。 -[电子狼哨子] - and just snapped. - [ELECTRONIC WOLF WHISTLE]
军官：哦，他妈的。 OFFICER: Oh, fuck.
哦。是的。他回答。[笑] Oh. Yes. He replied. [LAUGHS]
军官：同性恋消防员？ OFFICER: The gay fireman?
不，不。这个家伙从事技术工作。 No, no. This guy works in tech.
- 肖（Shaw）对beta有恋物癖。 - 我没有恋物癖。 - Shaw's got a fetish for betas. - I don't have a fetish.
两者：每个人都有恋物癖。 BOTH: Everybody's got a fetish.
先生们，这不仅仅是一个简单的谋杀案。 Gentlemen, this is more than just a simple murder.
这是一个... It's a...
...纠结。 ...kink.
那是他妈的一年的轻描淡写。 That's the understatement of the fucking year.
您怎么知道它是Hek？ How do you know for sure it's HEK?
法医工人：侦探，你去这里。 FORENSIC WORKER: Here you go, Detective.
因为这是最后一件事 'Cause this is the last thing
婚礼摄影师见过。 the wedding photographer ever saw.
男孩们，心眼来到我们的城市。 Heart Eyes has come to our city, boys.
而且他们还有十个小时 And they've got another ten hours
情人节那天要杀人。 of Valentine's Day left to kill.
[相机点击] [CAMERA CLICKING]
[敲门] [KNOCK ON DOOR]
打扰一下。你在做什么？ Excuse me. What in hell are you doing?
你是什​​么意思？您只是在整个团队面前解雇了我。 What do you mean? You just fired me in front of the whole team.
解雇了你？我又有六个月的合同。 Fired you? I got six more months on your contract.
我打算挤压您的每一个掉落。[轻笑] I intend to squeeze every single last drop out of you. [CHUCKLES]
好的。伟大的。那我该怎么办？ Okay. Great. So what am I supposed to do?
降落飞机时给他喝咖啡？ Get him coffee while he lands the plane?
不，你要嘶哑， No. You're gonna turn in a sizzling,
性感，诱人，大片 sexy, seductive, blockbuster
水晶甘蔗运动。 Crystal Cane campaign.
如果你不这样做，我会杀了你。 And if you don't, I'll kill you.
我在开玩笑。我不会。不过，我会将您列入您的黑名单。 I'm kidding. I won't. I'll blacklist you, though.
我不会杀了你。 I won't kill you.
我的意思是，也许。 I mean, maybe.
但是不。 But no.
但是我会吗？ But would I?
Ally：“谁做到了，希望您得到 ALLY: "Whoever made this, I hope you get
“被谋杀和取消。不按照那个顺序。” "murdered and canceled. Not in that order."
“主题标签做得更好。” "Hashtag do better."
“作为可能有一天死亡的人， "As someone who may die someday,
“我发现这个广告 "I find this commercial
“成为聋哑人和边缘能力的人。” "to be tone-deaf and borderline ableist."
哇，人们他妈的愚蠢。 Wow, people are fucking dumb.
“唯一比这一广告中的夫妻死了 "The only thing deader than the couples in this ad
“是创造它的人的脑细胞。” "is the brain cell of the person who created it."
“此视频中的畏缩程度不在图表上。 "The level of cringe in this video is off the charts.
“主题标签停止。” "Hashtag just stop."
-[门打开]- 杰伊：嘿，艾莉？ - [DOOR OPENS] - JAY: Hey, Ally?
- 是的？ - 杰伊：嗨。 - Yeah? - JAY: Howdy.
杰伊？世界卫生大会 - Jay? Wha--
这是女士洗手间，伙计。你不能在这里。 This is the women's bathroom, dude. You can't be in here.
从技术上讲，这是一个中性浴室，但是... Technically, it is a unisex bathroom, but...
我们可以谈谈吗？ can we talk?
- 你好。 - 你好。 - Hi. - Hi.
我是...[叹息] I'm... [SIGHS]
我真的很抱歉。 I am really sorry about earlier.
哦，不，这完全很好。 Oh, no, it's totally fine.
抱歉缠扰和奔跑， Sorry to stalk and run,
但是我想让这个瑜伽课 but I'm trying to make this yoga class
从一个小时开始。 that starts in, like, an hour.
你认真吗？瑜伽？ You serious? Yoga?
mm-mm。 Mm-hmm.
我们不应该拯救公司吗？ Aren't we supposed to be saving the company?
是的，我们会的。就在瑜伽之后。 Yes, and we will. Just after yoga.
我在L'Oie给我们预订了一张桌子。 I booked us a table at L'oie.
我们受到启发，谈论活动。 We get inspired, talk about the campaign.
您意识到这是情人节，对吗？ You realize that it's Valentine's Day, right?
哦，是的。 Oh, that's right.
您可能有计划，不是吗？ You probably got plans, don't you?
- 不。-好吧，太好了！ - No. - Well, great!
这将是一些现场研究的好地方。 It'll be a great place for some field research.
- 浪漫，鲜花，蜡烛 - -[嘴唇] - Romance, flowers, candles-- - [SMACKS LIPS]
嗯，您认为也许我们明天可以做到吗？ Uh, do you think that maybe we could just do this tomorrow?
呃，看，我很想明天做， Uh, see, I would love to do tomorrow,
我只需要第一次飞行 I just have to take the first flight
早上我最好的朋友的婚礼。 out in the morning for my best friend's wedding.
那么，这呢？ So, how about this?
我们将其称为08:00 Sharp，我在那里见。 We'll call it 08:00 sharp and I'll see you there.
- 是的？我很兴奋。 - 嗯 - - Yeah? I'm excited. - Uh--
- 不，不，我 -[叹息]- 会很棒！ - No, no, I-- [SIGHS] - It's gonna be great!
看起来像雨... It looks like the rain...
莫妮卡：哦，非常感谢。 MONICA: Oh, thank you so much.
嗯，不，星期一。让我明白。您就像是100,000美元的债务。 Uh, no, Mon. Let me get this. You're, like, $100,000 in debt.
[轻笑]不再。 [CHUCKLES] Not anymore.
亚瑟还清了。我可以保留卡。 Arthur paid it off. And I get to keep the card.
- 你是认真的？ -MM-hmm。 - Are you serious? - Mm-hmm.
该死。有人喜欢和爸爸一起吃一点糖。 Damn. Someone likes a little sugar with their daddy.
啊哈。对不起，盟友。我没有糖爸爸。 Aha. Excuse me, Ally. I do not have a sugar daddy.
这个术语非常有问题。 That term is very problematic.
我有赞助商。 I have a sponsor.
您喜欢您的赞助商，还是他只是在抹去您的债务？ And do you love your sponsor, or is he just erasing your debt?
是的，我爱他。我喜欢他正在抹去我的债务。 Yes, I love him. And I love that he's erasing my debt.
那么，我什么时候遇到这个秘密的休·赫夫纳（Hugh Hefner）？ So, when am I gonna meet this secret Hugh Hefner?
我们都可以尽快吃晚饭吗？你说什么，就像4:30？ Shall we all get dinner soon? What do you say, like, 4:30?
- 汤？ - 哈。 - Soup? - Ha ha.
非常聪明，判断朱迪小姐， Real clever, Miss Judgy Judy,
当您实际上在网上跟踪您的Ex时。 while you're literally stalking your ex online.
我不是在跟踪他。 I'm not stalking him.
算法正在跟踪我，好吗？ The algorithm is stalking me, okay?
- 这是算法吗？ - 嘿，亚瑟心脏是眼睛吗？ - It's the algorithm? - Hey, is Arthur Heart Eyes?
这就是为什么我还没有见过他吗？ Is that why I haven't met him yet?
那不是他妈的有趣。 That's not fucking funny.
[笑]当然，亚瑟不是心脏。 [LAUGHS] Of course Arthur's not Heart Eyes.
那个家伙患有太多关节炎，他无法跑步。 That guy has so much arthritis, he can't run.
- 老实说，我敢打赌这是水晶。 - 毫米。 - Honestly, I bet it's Crystal. - Mm.
你知道她什么时候做的，就像，事情... You know when she does that, like, thing...
-MM-hmm。 - ...当她的肉毒杆菌毒素没有 - Mm-hmm. - ...when her Botox doesn't
坐着，被卡住了吗？ sit right and it gets stuck?
[新闻主题在电视上播放] [NEWS THEME PLAYS ON TV]
记者：突发新闻。我们的频道7会员 REPORTER: Breaking news. Our Channel 7 affiliate
报告了另外两对夫妇被谋杀 is reporting that two more couples have been found murdered
在市区的水疗中心。 at a downtown spa.
我们直播西雅图的现场。 We go live to the scene in Seattle.
-[电话叮当]- 看不到这个。 - [PHONE DINGS] - Can't watch this.
记者：谢谢，Mike ... REPORTER: Thanks, Mike...
莫妮卡：盟友。 MONICA: Ally.
- 盟友，你好吗？嘿，何。 - 莫妮卡！ - Ally, hello? Hey, ho. - Monica!
我的天啊。你为什么要折磨自己？ Oh, my God. Why are you torturing yourself?
你是结束事情的人。 You're the one who ended things.
我知道。他只是继续前进。 I know. He just moved on so fast.
我的意思是，她的工作是什么？ I mean, what even is her job?
看看她的饲料。都是度假照片。 Look at her feed. It's all vacation pics.
而且她甚至没有富有的父母。我检查了。 And she doesn't even have rich parents. I checked.
你需要停止仇恨自己，然后出去那里 You need to stop hate-fucking yourself and get out there
并找到一个真正操自己的人，你知道吗？ and find someone to actually fuck-fuck yourself, you know?
- 不 - 哦，那个家伙呢？ - No. - Oh, what about that guy?
他真可爱。浴室男孩，你知道吗？ He's so cute. The-the... The bathroom boy, you know?
你的小缠扰者？ Your little stalker?
你的意思是那个试图拿我的工作的家伙？ You mean the guy trying to take my job?
哦，我的他妈的。 Oh, my fuck.
他太热了，我真的可以扔掉。 He is so hot, I could literally throw up.
我的地下室刚刚淹没了。[轻声喘气] My basement just flooded. [GASPS SOFTLY]
他还好。 He's okay.
等等，您在这个约会时穿什么？ Wait, what are you wearing on this date?
这不是约会。 It's not a date.
我们正在工作。我的衣服怎么了？ We're working. And what's wrong with my clothes?
你看起来像是一张图片。 You look like a before picture.
[轻笑]莫妮卡！真是太卑鄙了！ [CHUCKLES] Monica! That is so mean!
好吧，这个地方，什么是氛围？是什么，喜欢吗？ Okay, this place, what's the vibe? Is it, what, fancy?
- 是的，这很喜欢。为什么？ - 快点。 - Yeah, it's fancy. Why? - Come on.
我们要去哪里？ Where are we going?
我们要去信用卡。 We're gonna go fuck up a credit card.
漂亮的女孩不做戏剧'少我们想要 Pretty girls don't do drama 'less we wanna
它将取决于的一天 It'll be depending on the day
挤在后卫中的漂亮女孩 Pretty girls packed in a Defender
知道我是 - 捍卫她永远不要让她抓住杂散 Know I'm-a defend her never let her catch no stray
这个漂亮女孩的咒语 This that pretty-girl mantra
她是那个stunna让你想两个... She's that stunna make you wanna swing both...
- 很棒。 - 这么多皮肤。 - It's gorgeous. - So much skin.
- 稍等一下。 - 皮肤太多了。 - Hike it up a little bit. - It's so much skin.
- 它可以变短。 - 莫妮卡，不！这不是约会。 - It can go shorter. - Monica, no! It's not a date.
- 爱它的感觉 - 感觉像 - Love what it feel like - Feel like
将脱离网格，就像整夜 To be off of the grid like, all night
- 哦，与我的bih一样的bit子，就像 - Oh, with my bih like - Bitch, like
我们甚至都没有尝试与任何人交谈 We ain't even trying to talk to no one
摆脱所有蠕变，没有奇怪的氛围 Swerve off all the creeps no weird vibes
我们永远不要让它破坏美好时光 We ain't never let it ruin a good time
不是没有人gon'dim'我们的好光 Ain't nobody gon' dim our good light
这是我们生活在的词 This them words we're living by
不。 No.
这个漂亮女孩的咒语 This that pretty-girl mantra
这个炫耀你 This that flaunt you
- 刚刚在洛杉矶降落 - ah - Just touched down in L.A. - Ah
漂亮的女孩不做戏剧，没有新戏剧 Pretty girls don't do drama no new drama
- 我们已经有一整天了 - 啊，啊， - We already got a full day - Ah, ah
你gon的漂亮女孩记得... Pretty girls that you gon' remember...
你好。嗯，保留Simmonds。 Hi. Uh, reservation for Simmonds.
大师：种族。 AJ？ MAÎTRE D': Of course. AJ?
- 弹跳：请武器出去。 - 漂亮... - BOUNCER: Arms out, please. - Pretty...
-[歌曲停止]-[金属探测器尖叫] - [SONG STOPS] - [METAL DETECTOR SQUEALING]
- 什么给？ - 心脏。 - What gives? - Heart Eyes.
不能太小心。 Can't be too careful.
[高音尖叫] [HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING]
[急剧呼气] [EXHALES SHARPLY]
我对环保意识。 I'm environmentally conscious.
-[温柔的钢琴音乐弹奏]-[安静的chat不休] - [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] - [QUIET CHATTER]
[叹息] [SIGHS]
[嘲笑] [SCOFFS]
锋利，我的屁股。 Sharp, my ass.
男人：亲爱的，你今晚看起来真漂亮。 MAN: You look so beautiful tonight, darling.
情人节快乐。我的意思是。 Happy Valentine's. I mean that.
出色地。[轻笑] Aw. [CHUCKLES]
晚上好，小姐。有人会加入你吗？ Good evening, miss. Will anyone be joining you?
嗯，是的。嗯，一个朋友。 Uh, yes. Um, a friend.
同事。 A colleague.
这是...这是一个工作晚餐。 It's a... It's a work dinner.
好吧，一旦您的约会到来，我会回来的特价。 Well, I'll be back with the specials once your date arrives.
哦，不，不，不。他不是我的约会。 Oh, no, no, no. He's not my date.
[布鲁克·本顿（Brook Benton）演奏的“我可以”] ["MAY I" BY BROOK BENTON PLAYING]
我可以告诉你你很可爱... May I tell you that you're lovely...
杰伊：很抱歉我迟到了。我试图买车。 JAY: I am so sorry that I am late. I tried to get a car.
就价值而言，我不知道这个地方 And for what it's worth, I had no idea this place
会这么好，但是，嗯... was gonna be this nice, but, um...
- 你看起来好美。 - 谢谢。 - You look amazing. - Thank you.
服务员：欢迎来到L'Oie。 WAITER: Welcome to L'oie.
我可以给你饮料吗？ May I offer you a beverage?
- 嗯，我很好。谢谢。 - 杰伊：是的，请。怎么样 - Um, I'm good. Thank you. - JAY: Yeah, please. How about
一瓶香槟，也许是两杯？ a bottle of champagne, maybe two glasses?
哦，嗯，​​不，不，不。对不起。 Oh, uh, no, no, no. I'm sorry.
- 没有冒犯，但是我们正在努力。 - 没有。 - No offense, but we're working. - None taken.
服务员：我会马上回来。 WAITER: I'll be right back.
那么，你来自哪里？ So, where you from?
嗯，凤凰。 Uh, Phoenix.
你有兄弟姐妹吗？ Do you have siblings?
[嘴唇]不。 [SMACKS LIPS] No.
你的父母还在一起吗？ Are your parents still together?
-MM-hmm。 - 好吧，很好。 - Mm-hmm. - Well, that's nice.
是的，我很想和某人变老。 Yeah, I'd love to grow old with somebody.
改变他们的依赖？ Change their Depends?
你知道， You know,
当我想到爱时，我不会立即上大便 I don't immediately go to poop when I think about love,
但是，是的。我会换成人尿布 but yeah. I would change an adult diaper
如果是以爱的名义。 if it was in the name of love.
完美的浪漫... The perfect romance...
-[软木弹]-[喘着气，叹息] - [CORK POPS] - [GASPS, SIGHS]
服务员：我们在这里。 WAITER: Here we are.
- 杰伊：谢谢。 - 谢谢。 - JAY: Thank you. - Thank you.
- 服务员：小姐？ - 是的。 - WAITER: Miss? - Yeah.
不想要任何东西，但是谢谢。 Didn't want any, but thank you.
先生，先生？ And for you, sir?
杰伊：非常感谢。服务员：享受。 JAY: Thank you very much. WAITER: Enjoy.
你怎么说？ What do you say?
- 爱？ - 毫米。 - To love? - Mm.
好的。 Okay.
- 听着，这都是非常可爱的。 -MM-hmm。 - Listen, this is all very cute. - Mm-hmm.
- 你很顺利。 - 哦，谢谢。 - And you're smooth. - Oh, thanks.
但是我只是在尝试 But I'm just trying
要挽救我职业生涯中剩下的一切，所以我们可以跳过 to salvage whatever's left of my career here, so can we skip
无论是什么，要破解这项运动吗？ whatever this is and get to cracking this campaign?
- 一定要。 - 好的。 - By all means. - Okay.
我在这里有几个想法。 I have a couple ideas in here.
有些可能很烂，但我敢肯定有一个 - Some probably suck, but I'm sure there's a--
您最近伤心了。 You've had your heart broken recently.
- 对不起，什么？ - 不，我只是想思考 - I'm sorry, what? - No, I just like to think
我对这些东西很直观，... I'm intuitive with these things and...
EW。是的，不。 Ew. Yeah, no.
我没有伤心... I did not get my heart broken...
-MM-hmm。 - ...最近。 - Mm-hmm. - ...recently.
这实际上与您无关。 And it's really none of your business.
哦，你完全是对的，不是。 Oh, you're totally right, it's not.
绝对不是。好的。嗯，是... Definitely not. Okay. Um, is...
这只是你的竞选活动。 It's just your campaign.
注定恋人？我的意思是，这几乎不会尖叫我的浪漫。 Doomed lovers? I mean, it hardly screams romance to me.
有史以来最浪漫的故事注定要失败。 The most romantic stories of all time are doomed.
你有丈夫，妻子， You got husbands, wives,
伙伴，双火焰，灵魂伴侣。 partners, twin flames, soulmates.
无论您想称呼它，一切都会结束。 Whatever you wanna call it, it's all gonna end.
这只是时间问题 It's just a matter of time before
有人作弊，保释或死亡。 someone cheats, bails, or dies.
肚子里的蝴蝶呢？ What about butterflies in your stomach?
心脏的闪电？ A lightning bolt to the heart?
- 舒适的星期日在床上？ -[轻笑] - Cozy Sundays in bed? - [CHUCKLES]
接下来是什么，在海滩上出生图表和长途漫步？ What's next, birth charts and long walks on the beach?
我喜欢那些东西，但我明白了，而不是每个人。 I like those things, but I get it, not for everyone.
您想知道我对浪漫的感觉吗？ You wanna know how I feel about romance?
是的。 Yeah.
这是一场闹剧。 It's a farce.
谎言。 A lie.
不是每个人，我知道。有些人得到...[嘴唇] Not to everyone, I know that. Some people get... [SMACKS LIPS]
...真的很幸运，偶然发现了真实的东西。 ...really lucky and stumble into something real and forever.
但是我们其他99％的人 But the other 99% of us
只是从一个失败的实验到下一个弹跳， are just bouncing from one failed experiment to the next,
追逐相同的反流童话胡说八道 chasing the same regurgitated fairy-tale bullshit
从我们小时候开始，这已经被塞进了我们的大脑。 that's been stuffed into our brains since we were kids.
白马王子？[嘲笑] Prince Charming? [SCOFFS]
直到你抓住他他妈的你的妹妹。 Till you catch him fucking your sister.
我以为你是独生子。 I thought you were an only child.
- 这是一个隐喻。耶稣。 - 正确的。 - It's a metaphor. Jesus. - Right.
我的意思是，这不是真实的。 My point is, it's not real.
不知何故，我找到了一份迫使我传播的工作 And somehow, I landed a job that forces me to propagate
幻想以出售血钻 a fantasy in order to sell blood diamonds
从第三世界的奴隶劳动收获 harvested from third-world slave labor,
所以请原谅我，如果我不被扫除 so please forgive me if I'm not swept away
根据您对浪漫的神奇观念，杰伊。 by your magical notions of romance, Jay.
哇。 Wow.
那真的是... That's really...
什么？ What?
...伤心。 ...sad.
你为什么单身？ Why are you single?
- 打扰一下？ - 不，真的，浪漫先生... - Excuse me? - No, really, Mr. Romantic...
眼睛，初恋， doe-eyed, first love,
以斯帖·佩雷尔·妈妈的男孩知识渊博。你为什么单身？ Esther Perel mama's boy know-it-all. Why are you single?
- 好吧...-你真的在寻找爱吗 - Well... - Are you really looking for love
还是您只是另一个假屁股， or are you just another fake-ass, ho-hunting,
- 穿着西装的脚踝袖口吗？ - 我的天啊。 - ankle-cuff prick in a suit? - Oh, my God.
你知道，你不认识我。 You know, you don't know me.
而且你不会做出判断 And you don't get to cast judgment
仅仅因为我不喜欢你，好吗？ just because I don't think like you, okay?
是的，嗯... Yeah, um...
我认为你是对的。今晚是一个糟糕的夜晚。 I think you were right. Tonight's a bad night.
应该让你清除头。 Should've just let you clear your head.
嗯，不用担心香槟。它在水晶上。 Um, don't worry about the champagne. It's on Crystal.
[阴沉的音乐播放] [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
[远处的警笛声] [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
杰伊！杰伊，嘿 - 对不起，好吗？你赢了。 Jay! Jay, hey-- I'm sorry, okay? You win.
听着，我告诉你很好，我的意思是。一切都很好。 Listen, I told you it was fine and I meant it. It's all good.
不，我度过了艰难的一天，... No, I had a really rough day and...
我把它拿出来 and I took it out on you
那是卑鄙而错误的，... and that was shitty and-and wrong and...
杰伊，拜托，我不能失去这份工作。 Jay, please, I can't lose this job.
盟友，我不会接你的工作。 Ally, I am not gonna take your job.
虽然看起来确实 Although it does seem like
您真的不想要这份工作，但是... you don't really want this job, but...
- 这是我，所以...-[人们在附近笑] - This is me, so... - [PEOPLE LAUGHING NEARBY]
我要回到酒店，集思广益，一些创意， I'm gonna go back to the hotel, brainstorm some creative,
看看我们可以从 - 哦。 see what we can salvage from the-- Oh.
[软音乐播放] [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
柯林：[以英国口音]盟友？ COLLIN: [IN BRITISH ACCENT] Ally?
盟友：柯林！[轻笑]你在这里做什么？ ALLY: Collin! [CHUCKLES] What are you doing here?
嗯，好吧，锡耶纳和我实际上正在晚餐约会。 Um, well, Sienna and I are on a little dinner date, actually.
- 我听说了很多关于你的信息。 - 真的吗？ - I've heard so much about you. - Really?
为什么？ Why?
而且，你是吗？ And, uh, you are?
哦，杰伊。我是盟友... Oh, Jay. I'm Ally's...
- 他是我的朋友 - 男朋友。 - ...男朋友。 - He's my friend-- Boyfriend. - ...Boyfriend.
朋友。男朋友。 Friend. Boyfriend.
我不知道你有一个男朋友。 I didn't know you had a boyfriend.
- 是的！[笑]- 是的。[笑] - Yeah! [LAUGHS] - Yeah. [LAUGHS]
是的。我的意思是，你为什么？ Yeah. I mean, why would you?
这并不是我在社交媒体上或其他任何内容上宣传它。 It's not like I publicize it on social media or anything.
[强迫笑声] [FORCED LAUGHTER]
嗯，杰伊，很高兴认识你。 Uh, well, it's nice to meet you, Jay.
乐趣。所以，嗯，晚餐，是吗？ Pleasure. So, um, dinner, huh?
是的。应该是双重约会， Yeah. It was supposed to be a double date,
呃，但不幸的是... uh, but unfortunately...
- 哦。 - 这意味着什么？ - Ooh. - What does that mean?
好吧，您知道那对酿酒厂被谋杀的夫妇吗？ Well, you know the couple that got murdered up at the winery?
- 你知道他们吗？ - 我们一起工作。 - What, you know them? - We worked together.
- 打壁球。 - 球拍。 - Played racquetball. - Racquetball.
真的很悲惨。 It's tragic, really.
- 您仍然保留吗？ - 你还来吃晚饭吗？ - You still kept the reservation? - And you still came to dinner?
- 当然。以他们的荣誉。 - 杰伊：哦。 - Of course. In their honor. - JAY: Oh.
- 盟友：哇。 - 好吧，很多 - ALLY: Wow. - Well, a lot to
在那里吃饭，很好。 eat in there and it's good.
我们应该去。也见到你，也是... We should go. See you, Ally, as well, and...
你有这么性感的西装。 You have such a sexy suit.
- 哦，那是一件性感的连衣裙。 - 是的。哦，是的。 - Oh, that's a sexy dress. - Yeah. Oh, yeah.
-[笑]- 你们吃得很好。 - [LAUGHS] - You guys have a good dinner.
情人节快乐！ Happy Valentine's Day!
v-day快乐！ Happy V-Day!
不要被杀，好吗？[笑] Don't get killed, all right? [LAUGHS]
-[强迫笑]是什么 - 他为什么这么说？ - [FORCED LAUGH] What was-- - Why would he say that?
那很奇怪。哦，你和我一起去。 That was weird. Oh, you're coming with me.
- 盟友：真是令人尴尬。 -[沉闷的呼吸] - ALLY: That was so embarrassing. - [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING]
您爱上某人 Are you in love with somebody
只是有点害怕说谁？ And just a little afraid to say who?
您爱上某人 Are you in love with somebody
谢谢。 Thank you.
谁也不知道你也爱上了'em？ Who doesn't know you're in love with 'em, too?
不是...不是问题。[轻笑] Not a... not a problem. [CHUCKLES]
爱上某人 Being in love with somebody
是每个人都应该成为的东西... Is something that everybody should be...
那是口音吗？那是什么？ So is it the accent? Is that what it is?
女人喜欢那他妈的口音。 Women love that fucking accent.
[叹息]天哪，我现在受不了。 [SIGHS] God, I can't stand it now.
英国人是如此无情。 Brits are so unemotional.
毫米。 Mm.
好吧，这可以解释死者的朋友的回望。 Well, that would explain the dead friends' resy.
司机：爱是一件美丽的事，不是吗？ DRIVER: Love is a beautiful thing, no?
- 哦，我们我们只是一起工作。 - 不，我们不是一对。 - Oh, we-we just work together. - No, we're not a couple.
- 但是你只是亲吻，不是吗？ - 哦。看，不， - But you just kissed, no? - Oh. See, no,
那是一场表演 that was a performance
看起来可能更可取，也许不那么可悲 to seem maybe more desirable and perhaps less pathetic
- 在她的前任面前。 - 哦。你喜欢Spotify吗？ - in front of her ex. - Oh. You love Spotify?
我有最终的性爱播放列表， I have Ultimate Sexies playlist and--
- 我喜欢Spotify。 - 是的，我们 - 不，我们还可以。 - I love Spotify. - Yeah, we're-- No, we're okay.
- 谢谢。 - 好的。 - Thank you. - Okay.
我们可以添加停止吗？ Can we add a stop?
再次，我真的很抱歉今晚。 Again, I'm really sorry about tonight.
我发誓我不是疯子。 I swear I'm not a lunatic.
这正是我认为疯子会说的。 That's exactly what I think a lunatic would say.
好的。 Okay.
[点击舌头] [CLICKS TONGUE]
在您最好的朋友的婚礼上玩得开心。 Have fun at your best friend's wedding.
谢谢。 Thank you.
害怕被一个人呆着... Afraid of being left alone...
[叹息] [SIGHS]
- 司机：Okey Dokey。 - 是的。 - DRIVER: Okey dokey. - Yeah.
什么... What the...
盟友：不！ ALLY: No!
下一站，先生，西南湖大道2640号？ Next stop, 2640 Westlake Avenue South, sir?
[盟友沮丧地咕gr] [ALLY GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION]
嘿，你能阻止一秒钟吗？我想她把自己锁定了。 Hey, can you hold off a second? I think she locked herself out.
你知道你应该怎么做吗？ You know what you should do?
你应该去找她 You should go to her,
告诉她你爱她，然后永远不要让她走。 tell her you love her, then never let her go.
对真爱永远不会太晚... It's never too late for true love...
正确的。正确的。是的，您只需保持该仪表运行即可。 Right. Right. Yeah, you just keep that meter running.
你好。一切好吗？ Howdy. Everything okay?
不。[轻笑] No. [CHUCKLES]
不，我想我把钥匙留在了某个地方的更衣室里。 No, I think I left my keys in a dressing room somewhere.
哦。 Oh.
[轻笑]我的天啊。这个晚上不会变得更糟。 [CHUCKLES] Oh, my God. This night could not get any worse.
你有一个备用的隐藏吗？ You have a spare hidden?
[叹息]是的，在楼上的垫子下。 [SIGHS] Yeah, under a mat upstairs.
没关系。我只是打破窗户。 It's okay. I'll just break the window.
不，您在说什么，打破窗户？不。 No. What are you talking about, breaking windows? No.
不，很好。我的房东爱我。 No, it's fine. My landlord loves me.
好吧，如果您认真的话，也许只是知道，让我做。 Well, if you're serious, maybe just, you know, let me do it.
- 我可以打破一个窗口。 - 不，我知道你可以 - I can break a window. - No, I know you can
打破窗户，但是如果您砍掉自己 - break a window, but if you cut yourself--
我不会割伤自己。 I'm not gonna cut myself.
把自己淘汰。 Knock yourself out.
只知道我不容忍这个。我为您的安全而担心。 Just know I don't condone this. I'm worried for your safety.
而且您的拇指在手中， And you're punching with your thumb inside your hand,
- 这不是一件好事。 - 好的，是的。你会做的。 - which is not a good thing. - Okay, yeah. You're gonna do it.
是的。你为什么不举行？准备好了。 Yeah. Why don't you hold that? Came prepared.
啊，还不错。 Ah, not so bad.
那很糟糕。 That's bad.
我很抱歉。这就是我的错。 I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.
不，不，对不起，我在您的地板上流血。 No, no, I'm sorry I'm bleeding all over your floor.
这里。好的。让我们在一些水下运行。 Here. Okay. Let's run it under some water.
- 毫米。 -[水运行] - Mm. - [WATER RUNNING]
- 谢谢。 - 好吧，你只是要洗 - Thanks. - Okay, you're just gonna wash up
在这里持续一秒钟。 in here for a sec.
[耳语]哦，上帝。 [WHISPERS] Oh, God.
嗯，对不起，这太混乱了。 Um, sorry it's so messy.
我有一个清洁工， I had a house cleaner,
但是她上周赢得了彩票，解雇了我。 but she won the lottery last week and fired me.
杰伊：真的吗？她赢了多少？ JAY: Really? How much did she win?
嗯，就像一百万美元。[轻笑] Uh, like, a million dollars. [CHUCKLES]
杰伊：该死。好吧，希望您能尽快找到替代品。 JAY: Damn. Well, I hope you find a replacement soon.
[对象拍打] [OBJECTS CLATTERING]
-[轻笑]-[叹息] - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] - [SIGHS]
噢。可爱的。 Aw. Cute.
[盟友叹了口气] [ALLY SIGHS]
我也是万圣节的皮卡丘。 I was Pikachu for Halloween too.
哦，是的。[笑]那不是万圣节。 Oh, yeah. [LAUGHS] That wasn't Halloween.
好吧，这是什么？ Well, what was it?
那是星期二。是的，我很着迷。 It was Tuesday. Yeah, I was pretty obsessed.
到处都穿狗屎。 Wore that shit everywhere.
- 我接受。 - 在你的架子上。 - I'll take that. - It was on your shelf.
不，我真的没想到公司。 No, I really wasn't expecting company.
曾经？ Ever?
你为什么不坐下 Why don't you just take a seat
当我寻找急救套件时？ while I look for the first aid kit?
[弹奏] [RUMMAGING]
嗯。 Huh.
[叹息] [SIGHS]
找到了！ Found it!
杰伊？ Jay?
[gro吟] [GROANS]
对不起。 Excuse you.
对不起。我不想坐在你漂亮的衣服上。 I'm sorry. I didn't wanna sit on your nice clothes.
-[盟友叹了口气]- 哦。 - [ALLY SIGHS] - Oh.
你会放松吗？ Would you relax?
这只是一件非常昂贵的外套。 It's just a very expensive jacket.
让我们看看你的手。 Let's see your hand.
-[叹息]-[轻声咕unt] - [SIGHS] - [GRUNTS SOFTLY]
- 哦。 - 现在小心。 - Ooh. - Careful now.
疼吗？ Does it hurt?
不，实际上。 No, actually.
- 您真的很擅长。 -[轻笑] - You're really good at this. - [CHUCKLES]
你去过医学院吗？ Did you go to med school or something?
我实际上辍学了。 I dropped out actually.
[轻笑]我真的不能做血。 [CHUCKLES] I really can't do blood.
- 决不。 - 方式。 - No way. - Way.
唔。 Hmm.
好吧，我认为您现在做得很好， Well, I think you're doing a pretty good job right now,
如果我自己这么说。 if I do say so myself.
- 盟友：呃...-哦。 - ALLY: Uh... - Oh.
这就是为什么我们退出医学院 This is why we dropped out of med school
并枢纽广告。 and pivoted to advertising.
[杰伊笑] [JAY CHUCKLES]
你很有趣。 You're funny.
- 我吗？ - 我认为，是的。 - Am I? - I think so, yeah.
你会介意的？我的头发，掉在我的脸上。 Would you mind? My hair, falling in my face.
- 哦，当然。 -[轻笑]谢谢。 - Oh, of course. - [CHUCKLES] Thank you.
- 好的。我们去。 - 哦，哇。[轻笑] - Okay. There we go. - Oh, wow. [CHUCKLES]
所以，你介意我的问 So, you mind my asking
您打算使用哪种药物？ what kind of medicine you were planning on going into?
[嘴唇]嗯，肾脏科。 [SMACKS LIPS] Uh, nephrology.
那是肝脏。 That's the liver.
肾脏。 Kidneys.
- 搞定了。该死。 - 是的。 - Nailed it. Damn. - Yeah.
好吧，为什么？ Well, why that?
我有一个病得很重的家人。 I had a family member that was pretty sick.
mm-mm。 Mm-hmm.
猜猜我不知道，以为我可以解决人。 Guess I, I don't know, thought I could fix people.
无论如何，现在我被认为是嗜血症。 Anyway, now I'm considered hemophobic.
哦。 Oh.
- 我没有带你去偏执。 -[笑]好吧，哇。 - I didn't take you for a bigot. - [LAUGHING] Okay, wow.
在这和咖啡伴侣之间，您的父亲开玩笑是一流的。 Between that and coffee mates, your dad jokes are top-notch.
我很明显。你的笑话很俗气 I'm being facetious obviously. Your jokes are cheesy as--
[尖叫]他妈的！ [SCREAMS] Fuck!
- 盟友！盟友！ -[咕unt] - Ally! Ally! - [GRUNTS]
- 妈的！ -[盟友尖叫] - Oh, shit! - [ALLY SCREAMS]
[杰伊大喊] [JAY YELLING]
[咕unt] [GRUNTING]
去你的！不，不，不，不，不，不！ Fuck you! No, no, no, no, no, no!
- 跑步！ -[振动] - Run! - [VIBRATING]
握住！握住！握住！ Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
-[gro吟]你在干什么？ -[在门上敲打] - [GROANS] What are you doing? - [POUNDING ON DOOR]
让您的想法摆脱排水沟！ Get your mind out of the gutter!
是的，是的，是的，是的。快点。来吧，来吧！ Yep, yep, yep, yep. Come on. Come on, come on!
来吧，来吧！[gro吟] Come on, come on! [GROANS]
来吧，来吧，来吧！ Come on, come on, come on!
- 你明白了吗？ - 是的！ - You got it? - Yes!
[两者都呼吸沉重] [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
好工作。 Good job.
谢谢。 Thanks.
嘿，你好吗？ Hey, you good?
是的。[尖叫] Yeah. [SCREAMS]
- 帮助！他试图杀死我们！ - 哦，这是爱情鸟。[咕unt] - Help! He's trying to kill us! - Oh, here's lovebirds. [GRUNTS]
-[盟友尖叫]-[杰伊·格劳廷（Jay Grunting）] - [ALLY SCREAMS] - [JAY GRUNTING]
不！不，不，不。你有错误的人。 No! No, no, no. You've got the wrong people.
- 嘿。你在干什么？ - 他只杀了夫妇，对吗？ - Hey. What are you doing? - He only kills couples, right?
我们不是夫妇！我们几乎不认识彼此。 We're not a couple! We barely know each other.
所以回到他妈的！ So back the fuck off!
通过电话运算符： 911，您的紧急情况是什么？ OPERATOR OVER PHONE: 911, what's your emergency?
[盟友尖叫]跑步！ [ALLY SCREAMS] Run!
帮助！帮助！ Help! Help!
帮助我们！ Help us!
[戏剧性的音乐播放] [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
周杰伦：等待，等待，等待，等待，等待，等待。 JAY: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
什么？ What?
你听到了吗？ Did you hear that?
我什么都没听到。 I don't hear anything.
-[尖叫]- 妈的！ - [SCREAMING] - Oh, shit!
- 盟友！ -[咕unt] - Ally! - [GRUNTING]
离开她！ Get off of her!
嘿，嘿！ Hey, hey!
[gro吟] [GROANS]
[不祥的音乐播放] [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
[咕unt，尖叫] [GRUNTS, SCREAMS]
[气喘吁吁] [PANTING]
[咕unt] [GRUNTING]
[悬疑的音乐播放] [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
[呼吸颤抖] [BREATH TREMBLING]
[缓慢，有节奏的吱吱作响] [SLOW, RHYTHMIC CREAKING]
[呼吸颤抖] [BREATH TREMBLING]
[吱吱作响继续] [CREAKING CONTINUES]
[呼吸颤抖] [BREATH TREMBLING]
[吱吱作响的停止] [CREAKING STOPS]
[轻声呼啸] [WHIMPERS SOFTLY]
[机械振动] [MECHANICAL CLANK]
[机械旋转] [MECHANICAL WHIRRING]
[嘉年华音乐播放] [CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]
-[机械振动]-[咕unt] - [MECHANICAL CLANK] - [GRUNTS]
[呼啸而过的速度更快] [WHIRRING CONTINUES FASTER]
[gro吟] [GROANING]
[刀片戒指] [BLADE RINGS]
[咕unt] [GRUNTS]
[咕unt] [GRUNTING]
[尖叫] [SCREAMS]
[两者都在咕unt] [BOTH GRUNTING]
[大量呼吸] [BREATHES HEAVILY]
[尖叫] [SCREAMING]
[大喊] [YELLS]
[咕unt着，喘着粗气] [GRUNTING, PANTING]
[尖叫] [SCREAMS]
[咕unt] [GRUNTING]
不！不！不！ No! No! No!
[警笛哭] [SIREN WAILING]
帮助！他就在... Help! He's right behind...
[汽车门打开] [CAR DOORS OPENING]
军官1：在这里！ OFFICER 1: Here!
- ...我。 -[车门关门] - ...me. - [CAR DOORS CLOSING]
他是 - 他就在这里。 He was-- He was right here.
军官2：我去检查一下。 OFFICER 2: I'll go check it out.
我的天啊。周杰伦。 Oh, my God. Jay.
- 杰伊，他还好吗？ - 我不知道谁 - Jay, is he okay? - I don't know who
- 您在说。 - 杰伊·西蒙兹（Jay Simmonds）。 - you're talking about. - Jay Simmonds.
我们整夜彼此互相攻击 We were with each other all night and-and we got attacked
我们分开了。我... and we got separated back there. I...
- 你刚离开他？ - 不，我没有离开他！ - You just left him? - No, I didn't leave him!
电台的官员：所有单位。所有单位，站下来。 OFFICER OVER RADIO: All units. All units, stand down.
我们有心脏。 We have Heart Eyes.
- 我重复一遍，我们有心脏。 - 是的！我们得到了那个混蛋！ - I repeat, we have Heart Eyes. - Yes! We got that motherfucker!
西雅图PD，宝贝！操，是的！ Seattle PD, baby! Fuck, yeah!
电台官员：代表西雅图PD，我只想说... OFFICER OVER RADIO: On behalf of Seattle PD, I just wanna say...
军官1：是的，恭喜。 OFFICER 1: Yeah, congratulations.
电台官员：令人难以置信的团队合作，嗯？ OFFICER OVER RADIO: Incredible teamwork, huh?
嘿！嘿，您需要备份！ Hey! Hey, you need to back up!
- 他妈的怪异。 - 男孩：我做了什么？ - Fucking weirdos. - BOY: What did I do?
侦探。 Detectives.
她在这里。 Here she is.
侦探Zeke Hobbs。 Detective Zeke Hobbs.
这是我的伴侣，侦探Jeanine Shaw。 This is my partner, Detective Jeanine Shaw.
霍布斯和肖？ Hobbs and Shaw?
喜欢电影？ Like the movie?
- 还没有听说过。 - 没看过。 - Haven't heard of it. - Haven't seen it.
- 我们在这里要谋杀凶手。 - 我的天啊。杰伊？ - We're here to ID a murderer. - Oh, my God. Jay?
杰伊！ Jay!
- 杰伊，你还好吗？ -mm-mm。 mm-mm。 - Jay, are you okay? - Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
- 杰伊！ - 没有。 - Jay! - Nope.
杰伊，你还好吗？ Jay, are you okay?
嗯，不，艾莉，我不好。 Uh, no, Ally, I'm not okay.
谢谢你的询问。你抛弃了我。 Thank you for asking. You ditched me.
什么？我没有抛弃你！ What? I did not ditch you!
哦，是的，你做到了！你绝对抛弃了我。我们是一个团队。 Oh, yes, you did! You absolutely ditched me. We were a team.
我被一个他妈的连环杀手追赶！ I was being chased by a fucking serial killer!
我知道！我也被一个连环杀手追赶。 I know! I also was being chased by a serial killer.
- 他妈的是什么意思？ - 杰伊，你很高而撕裂 - What the fuck does that mean? - Jay, you're tall and ripped
并且完全有能力为自己辩护。 and perfectly capable of defending yourself.
艾莉，我真的很感谢赞美， Ally, I really appreciate the compliments,
特别是来自你的 especially coming from you,
但是现在不是时间，好吗？ but right now is not the time, okay?
这些肌肉不是为了暴力而制造的！ These muscles were not made for violence!
他们是为了拥抱！ They're for cuddling!
- 好的。 - 杰伊：嘿，我们在这里聊天！ - Okay. - JAY: Hey, we're talking here!
伙计们，这不是他。我们整夜在一起。 Guys, this was not him. We were together all night.
心眼是我们俩追随的。 Heart Eyes was after both of us.
女士...我们在公园里发现这个人穿着这个 Ma'am... We found this man in the park wearing this
并拥有。 and in possession of this.
杰伊：来吧！ JAY: Come on!
不，那是不可能的。 No, that's-- That's not possible.
杰伊没有这样做。 Jay didn't do this.
或许。 Maybe.
也许杰伊不是一个人表演。 Maybe Jay wasn't acting alone.
- 什么？ - 杰伊：什么？ - What? - JAY: What?
我们必须带你 We're gonna have to take your
高个子，撕裂的朋友来询问。 tall, ripped friend in for questioning.
哦！[轻笑] Oh! [CHUCKLES]
- 嘿，很好。真的很棒。 -[发动机启动] - Hey, good going. Really great. - [ENGINE STARTS]
我想在车站见。 See you at the station, I guess.
[警笛声] [SIREN WHOOPS]
[耳语]他妈的。 [WHISPERS] Fuck.
杰伊：这是什么？ JAY: What is this?
那是一个戒指。 That's a ring.
[霍布斯叹了口气] [HOBBS SIGHS]
- 阅读。 - 读什么？ - Read it. - Read what?
让我帮你。让我帮你。 Let me help you out. Let me help you out.
它说：“ JS。” It says, "JS."
- 就像“杰伊·西蒙兹”一样。 - “杰伊·西蒙兹（Jay Simmonds）。” - As in "Jay Simmonds." - "Jay Simmonds."
你真的很好。 You are really good.
您真的很擅长侦探工作。 You're really good at detective work.
那真的 - 令人印象深刻。 That was really-- It's impressive.
[耳语]那讽刺？ [WHISPERS] That sarcasm?
A，我没有结婚。 A, I am not married.
B，为什么我要在犯罪现场留下结婚戒指？ B, why would I leave a wedding band at the scene of the crime?
和C， And C,
谁有自己的缩写 who gets their own initials
雕刻在自己的他妈的婚礼乐队中？ engraved in their own fucking wedding band?
另外，D， Also, D,
是的，那是讽刺。 yes, that was sarcasm.
- 嘿，嘿，嘿！霍布斯。 - 嘿，放松。放松！ - Hey, hey, hey! Hobbs. - Hey, relax. Relax!
取五。去。去。 Take five. Go. Go.
冷却。 Cool down.
快点。 Come on.
[肖叹了口气] [SHAW SIGHS]
对不起。他可以在衣领下变热。 I'm sorry. He can get a little hot under the collar.
是的。没有开玩笑。 Yeah. No kidding.
你需要什么吗？水，咖啡？ Do you need anything? Water, coffee?
- 很好，非常感谢。 - 好的。 - I am fine, thank you very much. - Okay.
只有你和我。 Just you and me.
[悬疑的音乐播放] [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
我要你看着我 I want you to look me in the eyes
告诉我真相。 and tell me the truth.
好的。 All right.
您认识盟友多久了？ How long have you known Ally?
[轻笑]十四小时。 [CHUCKLES] Fourteen hours.
您似乎在乎她。 You seem to care about her.
是的。也许我愿意。 Yeah. Maybe I do.
但是那个戒指。那不是你的，对吗？ But that ring. That's... It's not yours, correct?
不。再次，我没有结婚。 No. Again, I am not married.
你没有结婚。 You're not married.
我的意思是，这不是选择或其他任何东西。 I mean, it's not, like, by choice or anything.
我只是没有遇到合适的人。 I just haven't met the right person.
你在告诉我。 You're telling me.
- 你---单身。令人震惊的人。 - You're-- - Single. Shocker.
有点儿。 Kind of.
不 - 你真的，嗯... No-- You really, um...
[笑] [CHUCKLING]
好的。一...[清除喉咙] Okay. Um... [CLEARS THROAT]
夫人，我在这里等了一个多小时。 Lady, I have been waiting here for over an hour.
- 首先，它是“军官”。 -[悄悄地谈论广播电台] - First of all, it's "officer." - [TALK RADIO PLAYING QUIETLY]
第二，我已经告诉过你 Second, I already told you
他们正在审问犯罪嫌疑人。 they're interrogating the suspect.
我已经告诉过你他们在审问错误的人。 And I already told you they're interrogating the wrong guy.
你能回到那里吗 Can you please just go back there
并给我一些信息？ and give me some sort of information?
大卫：对不起，弗兰。以太网电缆全部磨损。 DAVID: Sorry, Fran. The ethernet cable was all frayed.
- 现在应该工作。 - 谢谢大卫。 - Should be working now. - Thanks, David.
狗以H结尾的五个字母的词是什么？ What's a five-letter word for a dog ending in H?
bit子？ Bitch?
打扰一下？ Excuse me?
母狗。 Female dog.
哦，是的。谢谢。 Oh, yeah. Thanks.
您能现在回到那里，给我一些更新吗？ Can you please go back there now and give me some sort of update?
- 美好的。 - 谢谢。 - Fine. - Thank you.
嘿。我们彼此认识吗？ Hey. Do we know each other?
不，我不这么认为。 No, I don't think so.
大黄蜂。 Bumble.
是的，不。我...我不在应用程序上。 Yeah, no. I'm... I'm not on the apps.
哦。无论如何，这是浪费时间。 Oh. It's a waste of time anyway.
唔。 Hmm.
只是在这里拍摄我的照片。嗯... Just shooting my shot here. Um...
我可以带你出去喝咖啡吗？我会付钱的。 Could I take you out to coffee sometime? I'll pay for it.
[叹息]今晚我几乎被谋杀了。 [SIGHS] I almost got murdered tonight.
- 我很抱歉。嗯... - 是的。 - I am so sorry. Um... - Yeah.
保持安全。祝你晚安。 Stay safe. Have a good night.
谢谢。 Thank you.
-[门打开]- 大家到底在哪里？ - [DOOR OPENS] - Where the hell is everybody?
大卫：庆祝。 DAVID: Celebrating.
他们抓住了心脏。 They caught Heart Eyes.
肖：那么，你还想告诉我什么？ SHAW: So, what else do you want to tell me?
- 我不是连环杀手。 -[邵氏笑] - I'm not a serial killer. - [SHAW CHUCKLES]
就是这样。 So there's that.
您是在23年2月在波士顿 Were you in Boston in February of '23
还有24年2月的费城？ and Philadelphia in February of '24?
我... I...
让我重塑。您在波士顿和费城。 Let me rephrase. You were in Boston and Philly.
相同的日期和位置 Same dates and locations
希克（Hek）是两个先前的杀人狂。 as HEK's two prior killing sprees.
杰伊，我必须承认... Jay, I got to admit...
那看起来不是很好。 that doesn't look very good.
我不知道你要我说什么。 I don't know what you want me to say.
我是自由职业者，所以，是的，我去上班。 I'm a freelancer, so yeah, I travel for, like, work.
你在路上孤独吗？ Do you ever get lonely on the road?
我喜欢认为我可以让自己很忙。 I like to think that I can keep myself busy.
是的？如何？ Yeah? How?
你怎么吹蒸 How do you blow off steam
当你一个人觉得自己的想法时，杰伊？ when you're alone with your thoughts, Jay?
你去葡萄园吗？ Do you go to a vineyard?
也许是水疗中心？ Maybe a spa?
[谈话收音机静静地继续] [TALK RADIO CONTINUES QUIETLY]
- 圣... - - - -[clanks] - Holy... Who-- - [CLANKS]
[喘气] [GASPS]
男人通过收音机：因此，让Hek从蓝色中出来 MAN OVER RADIO: So, for HEK to come out of the blue
并谴责情人节，它代表... and denounce Valentine's Day and all it stands for...
你好？ Hello?
...通过将这些夫妻切成大小。 ...by cutting these couples down to size.
在我的专业意见中，我们在这里有什么... In my professional opinion, what we have here...
- 侦探。 -[叹息] - Detective. - [SIGHS]
我们在前面有一个HWW。 We got an HWW out front.
你想让我和她做什么？ What do you want me to do with her?
一个HWW？ An HWW?
两者：“歇斯底里的白人女人。” BOTH: "Hysterical white woman."
我会处理她。 I'll handle her.
你坐着。 You sit tight.
-[门关闭]- 我们还没有完成。 - [DOOR CLOSES] - We're not done yet.
我会在这里。 I'll be here.
他只是折断。 He just snapped.
他指出要一次又一次杀死 And he made it a point to kill again and again
直到一整天专用的概念 until the very concept of an entire day dedicated
对夫妻，浪漫被根除。 to couples and romance is eradicated.
他偷偷溜进你的房子，在黑暗中等待。 He sneaks into your house and waits in the dark.
作为尸体的狡猾而安静。 Cunning and quiet as a corpse.
然后，当您最不期望的时候... And then, when you least expect it...
他拉出了许多许多玩具之一 he pulls out one of the many, many, many toys
来自他的工具。 from his tools.
[呼吸狂热] [BREATHING SHAKILY]
弗兰：你到底在做什么？ FRAN: What the hell are you doing?
上帝... God...
祝福美国。 bless the USA.
- 告诉你。 - 是的。 - Told ya. - Yeah.
我很抱歉。 I'm so sorry.
- 你放开他吗？ - 还没有。 - Are you letting him go? - Not yet.
为什么不是地狱？ Why the hell not?
- 他是无辜的。 -MM-hmm。 - He's innocent. - Mm-hmm.
好吧，然后告诉我一些事情。 Well, then tell me something.
为什么心脏杀手之后是杀手？ Why is the Heart Eyes Killer after him?
- 你不是夫妇。 - 我不知道。 - You're not a couple. - I don't know.
我认为他看到了我们，以为我们在一起。 I assume he saw us and thought we were together.
为什么？ Why?
我们... We...
亲吻。 kissed.
[斯托斯]我们有 - 我们不得不亲吻。 [STUTTERS] We had-- We had to kiss.
我们不得不亲吻是因为...因为我的前任... We had to kiss because... because my ex...
他在那里，我嫉妒。 he was there, and I was jealous.
- 我知道这真的很愚蠢。 - 好的。 - It's really stupid, I know. - Okay.
我得到它。 I get it.
我愿意。 I do.
因此，您对他不感兴趣吗？ So you're not interested in him romantically?
[硬币的叮当声] [COIN CLINKS]
为什么这是相关的？ Why is that relevant?
只是女孩说话。 Just girl talk.
我的意思是，他很可爱，他有一个... I mean, he's cute, he has a...
真的很好。 really good job.
像你这样的小女孩的完美候选人。 Perfect candidate for a little girl like yourself.
一个像我这样的小女孩？ A little girl like myself?
-[灯clang]-[盟友尖叫] - [LIGHTS CLANK] - [ALLY SCREAMS]
-[肖叹了口气]-[盟友] - [SHAW SIGHS] - [ALLY WHIMPERS]
肖：哦，放松。 SHAW: Oh, relax.
- 可能只是断路器。 -[手电筒点击] - Probably just the breaker. - [FLASHLIGHT CLICKS]
盟友：这就是人们所说的 ALLY: That's what people say
在他们被刺死之前。 before they get stabbed to death.
你怎么知道？ How would you know?
看着她。 Watch her.
盟友：不，不，不，不，不。她说要看我。 ALLY: No, no, no, no, no. She said to watch me.
弗兰：冷静下来，我只是得到一个手电筒。 FRAN: Calm down, I'm just getting a flashlight.
小空间？任何更近的地方，你都会在我里面。 Little space? Any closer, you'd be inside me.
艾莉：对不起。我只是害怕。 ALLY: I'm sorry. I'm just scared.
不，不，不，不。小心。他躲在壁橱里。 No, no, no, no. Careful. He hides in closets.
这里没有杀手。 No killers in here.
-[盟友尖叫]-[Fran窒息] - [ALLY SCREAMING] - [FRAN CHOKING]
[Fran咕gr] [FRAN GRUNTS]
-[尖叫]-[fran吟] - [SCREAMS] - [FRAN GROANS]
-[尖锐的轰动]-[鲜血] - [SHARP THUD] - [BLOOD SPLASHES]
-[缓慢而沉重的呼吸]-[软蜂鸣器] - [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING] - [SOFT BEEP]
[沉闷的呼吸] [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING]
[大喊] [YELLS]
[刀片戒指] [BLADE RINGS]
盟友：帮助！ ALLY: Help!
- 嘿！嘿！发生了什么事？ -[尖叫] - Hey! Hey! What's happening? - [SCREAMS]
- 他在这里。 - WHO？ - He's here. - Who?
去！回来！回来！ Go! Get back! Get back!
[气喘吁吁] [PANTING]
[远处的枪声] [GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE]
-[肖在远处尖叫]- 嘿。嘿。嘿，嘿。嘿！ - [SHAW SCREAMS IN DISTANCE] - Hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Hey!
你要去哪里？解开我。 Where are you going? Uncuff me.
别担心，爱人男孩。 Don't worry, lover boy.
我会保护你。[吻] I'll protect you. [KISSES]
-[门关闭]- 编号。 - [DOOR CLOSES] - No. No. No.
[不祥的音乐播放] [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
[脚步接近] [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
杰伊：[闷闷不乐]上帝！该死的！ JAY: [MUFFLED] God! Damn it!
肖？ Shaw?
[杰伊·格恩斯（Jay Groans）] [JAY GROANS]
肖！ Shaw!
[轻声喘气] [GASPS SOFTLY]
-[刀片刺]-[虚弱] - [BLADE STABS] - [GRUNTING WEAKLY]
[尖叫] [SCREAMING]
-[身体大声]-[尖叫在远处回荡] - [BODY THUDS] - [SCREAM ECHOES IN DISTANCE]
[气喘吁吁] [PANTING, GRUNTING]
[弹奏音乐] [FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING]
-[尖锐的重击]-[喘气] - [SHARP THUMPING] - [GASPS]
[杰伊（Jay）在扬声器上摇摆] [JAY GRUNTING OVER SPEAKERS]
- 盟友：杰伊？ -[怦] - ALLY: Jay? - [THUMPING]
- 杰伊！ -[咕unt] - Jay! - [GRUNTING]
艾莉：杰伊，你能听到我的声音吗？ ALLY: Jay, can you hear me?
扬声器： uh，是的，是的，盟友。 OVER SPEAKER: Uh, yes, yes, Ally.
ally，您必须找到键。 Ally, you've gotta find the keys.
嗯，霍布斯有钥匙，好吗？你必须找到霍布斯 Uh, Hobbs has the keys, okay? You have to find Hobbs
因为他像他妈的混蛋一样把我锁在这里。 'cause he locked me in here like a fucking asshole.
盟友？ Ally?
ally？ Ally?
[咕unt]她抛弃了我。 [GRUNTS] She ditched me.
没关系。 That's okay.
-[脚步接近]-[叹息] - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] - [SIGHS]
盟友？ Ally?
-[锁哔哔声]-[门打开] - [LOCK BEEPS] - [DOOR OPENS]
[呼吸沉重] [BREATHING HEAVILY]
[金属刮擦] [METALLIC SCRAPING]
[呼吸颤抖] [BREATH TREMBLING]
嘿。 Hey.
快点。 Come on.
嘿，来吧。 Hey, come on.
这不公平！ This is not fair!
拉屎！ Shit!
-[枪声]-[玻璃crack啪作响] - [GUNSHOT] - [GLASS CRACKLING]
[枪声] [GUNSHOT]
这。[大喊] Die. [YELLS]
杰伊：艾莉！盟友！ JAY: Ally! Ally!
该死！我就在这里！ Goddamn! I'm right here!
杰伊！[咕unt] Jay! [GRUNTS]
小心！小心。 Careful! Careful.
[盟友吟，咕unt] [ALLY GROANS, GRUNTS]
- 你好。 - 你好。[咕unt] - Hi. - Hi. [GRUNTS]
[气喘吁吁] [PANTING]
[笑]你还好吗？ [CHUCKLING] Are you okay?
顺便说一句，你是一个糟糕的镜头。 You're a terrible shot, by the way.
- 不要他妈的，罗密欧。 - 哦。 - Don't fucking push it, Romeo. - Ooh.
[戏剧性的音乐播放] [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
- 不！嘿！ - 盟友！ - No! Hey! - Ally!
- 盟友：停止！[尖叫]- 不，不，不！盟友！ - ALLY: Stop! [SCREAMS] - No, no, no! Ally!
-[轮胎尖叫]-[喇叭声] - [TIRES SQUEAL] - [HORN BLARES]
司机：他妈的混蛋！ DRIVER: Fucking assholes!
你拯救了我的生命。 You saved my life.
你保存了我的。 You saved mine.
我欠你一个。 I owed you one.
[玻璃拍打] [GLASS CLATTERING]
艾莉：我们不是在一起！ ALLY: We're not together!
- 去杀死别人！ - 起床。起床。起床。 - Go kill somebody else! - Get up. Get up. Get up.
- 起床。起床。起床。 - 他来了。他来了。 - Get up. Get up. Get up. - He's coming. He's coming.
-[电影播放扬声器]-[活泼的chat不休] - [MOVIE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] - [LIVELY CHATTER]
哦，他妈的。你知道我们刚刚做了什么吗？ Oh, fuck. Do you know what we just did?
是的。我们带领一对杀死夫妻​​的疯子去了一个，呃... Yeah. We led a couples-killing maniac to a, uh...
- 到一个全能的自助餐。 - 快点。 - To an all-you-can-kill buffet. - Come on.
hildy：像你雇用飞机写作一样大的脂肪lummox， HILDY: A big fat lummox like you hiring an aeroplane to write,
“ hildy，不要仓促。记住我的酒窝。沃尔特。” "Hildy, don't be hasty. Remember my dimple. Walter."
延迟离婚20分钟 Delayed our divorce 20 minutes
法官出去看它。 while the judge went out to watch it.
[模糊的chat不休] [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
女人：你在跟我开玩笑吗？ WOMAN: Are you kidding me?
男人：哦，该死！ MAN: Oh, shit!
[聊天继续] [CHATTER CONTINUES]
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
[不清楚的对话] [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
男人1：哟，那种服装是涂料。 MAN 1: Yo, that costume is dope.
男人2：我不喜欢那样。 MAN 2: I don't like that.
女人1：那不是他，对吗？ WOMAN 1: That's not him, right?
男人3：什么他妈的？ MAN 3: What the fuck?
女人2：是他！ WOMAN 2: It is him!
沃尔特：是我的错吗？ WALTER: Was it my fault?
我知道煤矿会再有一个洞穴吗？ Did I know that coal mine was gonna have another cave-in?
我打算在我们的蜜月中与您同在。 I intended to be with you on our honeymoon, Hildy.
- 男人4：'汤，伙计？ -[刀片刺] - MAN 4: 'Sup, man? - [BLADE STABS]
[窒息] [CHOKING]
hildy：我和约翰·库斯基（John Kuptzky）一起在煤矿中度过了两个星期。 HILDY: I spent two weeks in a coal mine with John Kruptzky.
您不否认，沃尔特？ You don't deny that, do you, Walter?
沃尔特：否认吗？我为此感到骄傲。 WALTER: Deny it? I'm proud of it.
我们在这个故事上击败了整个国家。 We beat the whole country on that story.
Hildy：假设我们做到了。那不是我结婚的！ HILDY: Suppose we did. That isn't what I got married for!
对不起。 Excuse us.
女人3：多么蠕动。 WOMAN 3: What a creep.
左边。左边。 Left. Left.
不，对。去。去！去！去。 No. Right. Go. Go, go, go.
转动。 Turn.
在这里。 In here.
[两者都喘着气] [BOTH PANTING]
-[安静的重击]-[喘气] - [QUIET THUMPING] - [GASPS]
唔？ Hmm?
[耳语]穿上他妈的衬衫。我们之后有一个杀手。 [WHISPERS] Put a fucking shirt on. There's a killer after us.
- 女人：毫米。哦，是什么？ -[瓶子叮当] - WOMAN: Mm. Oh, what is it? - [BOTTLES CLINK]
-[轻笑]- 杰伊：心脏杀手。 - [CHUCKLES] - JAY: The Heart Eyes Killer.
他现在在那里。我们需要安静。 He's out there right now. We need to be quiet.
哦！杜德，太热了。[轻笑]他妈的。 Oh! Dude, that's so hot. [CHUCKLES] Fuck.
- 我们喜欢角色扮演。[笑]- 是的。 - We love role-play. [LAUGHS] - Yeah.
- 女人：哦，我的上帝。他来了。 - 我们太死了。 - WOMAN: Oh, my God. He's coming. - We're so dead.
女人：哦，他是如此可怕又大。 WOMAN: Oh, he's so scary and big.
-[叹息]我们不能呆在这里。 - 不。 - [SIGHS] We can't stay here. - No.
[两者都在笑，mo吟] [BOTH LAUGHING, MOANING]
-[脚步接近]-[电影继续播放] - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] - [MOVIE CONTINUES PLAYING]
- ... 毫不颤抖。 - 沃尔特... - ...without shuddering. - Walter...
我从你身上做了一个很棒的记者。 I made a great reporter out of you, Hildy.
您在另一张纸上的一半不错。你知道。 You won't be half as good on another paper. You know it.
我们是团队。 We're a team.
你需要我，我需要你，纸需要我们！ You need me, I need you, the paper needs us!
出售，美国！ Sold, American!
[叹息] [SIGHS]
它没有解决，沃尔特。 It just didn't work out, Walter.
- 男人：哦，他妈的。 -[女人mo吟] - MAN: Oh, fuck. - [WOMAN MOANS]
[吮吸牙齿] [SUCKS TEETH]
也许我们放低了一点。 Maybe we lay low for a little bit.
是的。 Yeah.
hildy：我不满意。 HILDY: I wasn't satisfied.
我想我向您求婚？ I suppose I proposed to you?
您实际上做到了。 You practically did.
让我眼睛望向我两年。 Making goo-goo eyes at me for two years.
“哦，沃尔特。”而且我还是... "Oh, Walter." And I still...
我实际上有点喜欢这部电影。 I actually kind of like this movie.
- 男人：是的，你喜欢吗？ -[女人mo吟] - MAN: Yeah, you like that? - [WOMAN MOANS]
- 是的。 - 真的吗？ - Yeah. - Really?
-[男人mo吟]-[对象拍打] - [MAN MOANING] - [OBJECTS CLATTERING]
是的。你感到惊讶吗？ Yeah. Are you surprised?
有点，是的。 Little bit, yeah.
[两者都在抱怨] [BOTH MOANING]
我确实抛弃了你。 I did ditch you.
-no。抛弃我？ N-No. Ditch me?
[嘲笑]这是我最擅长的。 [SCOFFS] It's what I'm best at.
- 抛弃人？ - 跑步。 - Ditching people? - Running.
嘿，我拿着自己的。你没看到我吗？ Hey, I was holding my own. You didn't see me?
他穿着小皮靴发抖。 He was shaking in his little leather boots.
-[两者都在抱怨]-[怦] - [BOTH MOANING] - [THUMPING]
杰伊，我在晚餐时并不完全诚实。 Jay, I wasn't entirely honest at dinner.
[对象拍打] [OBJECTS CLATTERING]
我的父母有这个，就像... My parents had this, like...
故事书浪漫。 storybook romance.
他们在一起是完美的。 They were literally perfect together.
然后我父亲去世了。 And then my dad died.
-[瓶子拍打]-[女人咯咯笑] - [BOTTLES CLATTERING] - [WOMAN GIGGLES]
我认为我妈妈从来没有完全康复。 I don't think my mom ever fully recovered.
[柔软的有节奏的拍打] [SOFT, RHYTHMIC SLAPPING]
对不起。 I'm sorry.
[女人咕unt] [WOMAN GRUNTING]
你知道，我小时候 You know, when I was a kid,
我的父母只是...互相讨厌。 my parents just... hated each other.
我的意思是，他们一直在战斗。 I mean, they fought... all the time.
[男人愉快地叹了口气] [MAN SIGHS IN PLEASURE]
杰伊：我认为... JAY: I think that...
就是为什么我只是这个... is why I'm just this...
不幸的浪漫。 hapless romantic.
只是把我跌倒在基座上的每个女孩， Just putting every girl I fall for on a pedestal,
只是让我的心碎了... only to have my heart broken over...
- 女人：更多。 - 再过... - WOMAN: More. - and over...
女人：更多？ WOMAN: More?
...再过。 ...and over.
女人：继续前进。 WOMAN: Keep going.
- 都是因为他们... -[男人mo吟] - All because they... - [MAN MOANS]
- 他们只是无法...呼吸...-[女人尖叫] - They just can't... breathe... - [WOMAN SQUEALS]
...我令人窒息的尝试 ...my suffocating attempt
证明爸爸妈妈错了。 to prove Mom and Dad wrong.
[两者都在抱怨] [BOTH MOANING]
你知道，我想... You know, I think...
我认为今晚应该是 I think tonight should've been, like,
我一生中最糟糕的夜晚。 the worst night of my life.
[接吻] [KISSING]
但不是。 But it isn't.
[柔软的有节奏的拍打] [SOFT, RHYTHMIC SLAPPING]
同上。 Ditto.
伙计：宝贝，你真湿。女人：mm嗯。 MAN: Baby, you're so wet. WOMAN: Mm-hmm.
[大声mo吟] [MOANING LOUDLY]
-[男人咕unt]-[女人笑] - [MAN GRUNTING] - [WOMAN LAUGHING]
- 天哪，你真艰难！ -[锋利的一巴掌] - God, you're so hard! - [SHARP SLAP]
- 女人：哦！ -[艾莉和杰伊笑着] - WOMAN: Ow! - [ALLY AND JAY LAUGHING]
[两者都在抱怨] [BOTH MOANING]
至少他们很开心。 At least they're having fun.
- 女人：哦，该死！ -[织物撕裂] - WOMAN: Oh, shit! - [FABRIC RIPS]
-[继续mo吟]-[轻笑]有点大声。 - [CONTINUES MOANING] - [CHUCKLES] It's kinda loud.
[都大声mo吟] [BOTH MOANING LOUDLY]
- 是的，太大了。 -[吱吱作响] - Yeah, it's too loud. - [CREAKING]
- 嘿！嗯！ - 闭嘴！嗯！ - Hey! Shh! - Shut the fuck up! Shh!
- 住口！闭嘴。 - 安静！ - Shut up! Shut the fuck up. - Quiet down!
- 男人：萨姆！我来了！ -[惊呼]哦，上帝！ - MAN: Samm! I'm coming! - [EXCLAIMS] Oh, God!
- 伙计：哦，我来了！ - 杰伊：伙计们！ - MAN: Oh, I'm coming! - JAY: Guys!
住口！住口！ Shut up! Shut up!
-[男人mo吟]-[惊呼，尖叫] - [MAN MOANING] - [EXCLAIMS, SCREAMS]
[两者都在尖叫] [BOTH SCREAMING]
[窒息] [CHOKING]
[尖叫] [SCREAMING]
天哪。有人打电话911！ Holy shit. Someone call 911!
[戏剧性的音乐播放] [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[咕unt] [GRUNTS]
他妈的！ Fuck!
-[尖锐的重击]-[咕unt] - [SHARP THUMP] - [GRUNTS]
拜托，不！ Please, no!
[所有的大声疾呼，尖叫] [ALL CLAMORING, SCREAMING]
[咕unt] [GRUNTS]
[发动机启动] [ENGINE STARTS]
[尖叫] [SCREAMS]
[哭泣和哭泣] [BOTH CRYING AND WHIMPERING]
[大声疾呼] [CLAMORING]
你是什​​么 - 嘿，盟友。 What are you-- Hey, Ally.
- 你在干什么？ - 等待。 - What are you doing? - Wait.
等待什么？他要杀了我们。 Wait for what? He's gonna kill us.
如果他不杀了我们， And if he doesn't kill us,
他将继续杀人。 he's gonna keep killing people.
我们把他带到这里， We brought him here,
我们在这里结束。 we end it here.
- 我们 -[呼吸颤抖]- 快点。 - We-- [BREATH TREMBLING] - Come on.
我以为我们是一个团队。 I thought we were a team.
[KC和阳光乐队演奏的“请不要去”] ["PLEASE DON'T GO" BY KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAND PLAYING]
宝贝，我爱你 Babe, I love you so
我要你知道 I want you to know
我会想念你的爱 That I'm gonna miss your love
您走出那扇门的那一刻 The minute you walk out that door
所以请不要... So please don't...
-[歌曲停止]-[妇女尖叫，whing吟] - [SONG STOPS] - [WOMEN SCREAMING, WHIMPERING]
艾莉：嘿，他妈的眼睛！ ALLY: Hey, Fuck Eyes!
等待，等待，等待。 Wait, wait, wait.
我们需要武器。 We need a weapon.
我有这个。 I have this.
那不是武器。 That is not a weapon.
那可能起作用。 That could work.
[戏剧性的音乐播放] [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
- 我认为我不能这样做。 - 什么？嘿... - I don't think I can do that. - What? Hey...
是的，你可以。 Yes, you can.
快点。 Come on.
[盟友吟] [ALLY GROANS]
[两者都gro吟] [BOTH GROANING]
-[咕unt]-[尖叫] - [GRUNTS] - [SCREAMS]
跑步！ Run!
- 盟友！ -[尖叫] - Ally! - [SCREAMS]
[咕unt] [GRUNTING]
[耳朵响] [EARS RING]
[咕unt不休] [GRUNTS WEAKLY]
[咕unt] [GRUNTING]
[咕unt] [GRUNTS]
-[刀片拍打]-[气喘吁吁] - [BLADE CLATTERS] - [PANTING]
[咕unt] [GRUNTING]
妈的！ Oh, shit!
[大喊] [YELLS]
[喘气] [GASPS]
[大喊] [YELLS]
[气喘吁吁] [PANTING]
[叹气] [SIGHING]
非常感谢，杰伊。 Thanks a lot, Jay.
什么？ What?
[呼吸颤抖] [BREATH TREMBLES]
你把它放在我的嘴里。 You got it in my mouth.
我只是拯救了你的生命。 I just saved your life.
我的天啊。我想我会生病的。 Oh, my God. I think I'm gonna be sick.
- 不，嘿。 -[胃ging] - No. Hey. - [STOMACH GURGLING]
哦，不，不，不。 Oh, no, no, no.
[盟友退缩] [ALLY RETCHING]
[咳嗽] [COUGHING]
[gro吟] [GROANS]
我告诉你我的血液不好。 I told you I was not good with blood.
是的，没有开玩笑。 Yeah, no kidding.
[盟友叹了口气] [ALLY SIGHS]
[悬疑的音乐播放] [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
呃，那是谁？ Uh, who the fuck is that?
我不知道。 I have no idea.
女人：他在这里流血了很多。 WOMAN: He's lost a lot of blood here.
[紧急chat不休] [URGENT CHATTER]
男人：你对受害者有身份证吗？ MAN: Do you have an ID on the victim?
你们两个，你会出名的。 You two, you're gonna be famous.
这对夫妇阻止了心脏。我... The couple that stopped Heart Eyes. I...
[叹息] [SIGHS]
很可爱。 It's very cute.
[斯托斯]谢谢。谢谢。 [STUTTERS] Thank you. Thank you.
谢谢。 Thank you.
我现在要让你一个人。 I'm gonna leave you alone now.
在黑暗中拍摄。 Shot in the dark here.
想回到我的酒店 Wanna come back to my hotel
并在我飞行之前尝试破解这项运动吗？ and try and crack this campaign before my flight?
只是实际上吃晚餐。 Just actually eat some dinner.
订购一大堆客房服务。 Order a whole bunch of room service.
一... Um...
杰伊，我不能。 Jay, I can't.
[叹息] [SIGHS]
[警笛声] [SIREN WHOOPS]
嘿，你们两个。 Hey, you two.
只是想确保你们俩都安全。 Just wanted to make sure you both got home safe.
你们两个都需要电梯吗？ Either of you need a lift?
杰伊：嗯...实际上... JAY: Um... actually...
我不认为你有电话， I don't suppose you have a phone,
只是这样我可以叫出租车？ just so I can call a cab?
不，不要愚蠢。我给你一个骑车回家。 No, don't be silly. I'll give you a ride home.
我至少可以做。 Least I can do.
- 您的战车等待。 -[杰伊笑] - Your chariot awaits. - [JAY CHUCKLES]
-[轻笑]- 好的。 - [CHUCKLES] - Okay.
稍后打电话？ Work call later?
听起来像是一个计划。 Sounds like a plan.
嘿，嗯，有人有笔吗？ Hey, uh, does anyone have a pen?
- 护理人员：我得到了你，伙计。 - 好的。 - PARAMEDIC: I got you, dude. - Okay.
我可以看到吗？ Can I see that?
[情感音乐播放] [EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]
这就是我。 That's me.
[喇叭鸣叫] [HORN HONKS]
盟友：您的战车等待。 ALLY: Your chariot awaits.
[叹息] [SIGHS]
[轻笑] [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
[轻笑] [CHUCKLES]
她不是我的类型。 She's not my type.
[发动机启动] [ENGINE STARTS]
[大卫·格雷（David Gray）演奏的“今年的爱”] ["THIS YEAR'S LOVE" BY DAVID GRAY PLAYING]
护理人员：嘿，嗯，我接到另一个电话， PARAMEDIC: Hey, um, I got another call,
所以我只需要接受 so I'm just gonna have to take that
- 也是如此。 - 呃... - and that too. - Uh...
- 今年的爱 -[门关闭] - This year's love - [DOORS CLOSE]
- 最好的最后 -[发动机启动] - Had better last - [ENGINE STARTS]
天堂知道 Heaven knows
- 是时间 -[警笛声] - It's high time - [SIREN WHOOPS]
- 我一直在等待 -[警笛哭] - I've been waiting - [SIREN WAILING]
自己 On my own
女人：嘿，你需要骑车吗？ WOMAN: Hey, do you need a ride?
太长 Too long
当您像您一样握住我时 And when you hold me like you do
感觉很好，哦，现在 It feels so right, oh, now
我开始忘记 I start to forget
我的心如何撕裂 How my heart gets torn
当那个受伤被扔时 When that hurt gets thrown
感到您不能继续 Feeling like you can't go on
[电话振动] [PHONE VIBRATING]
[电话点击] [PHONE CLICKS]
嘿。 Hey.
莫妮卡通过电话： um，你有吗 MONICA OVER PHONE: Um, do you have
你想告诉我的东西？ something you wanna tell me?
哦，你永远不会相信发生了什么。 Oh, you're never gonna believe what happened.
你好？心眼？你在开玩笑吗？ Hello? Heart Eyes? Are you kidding me?
但是，等等，你还好吗？ But wait, are you okay?
告诉我真相。你需要过来吗？ Tell me the truth. Do you need to come over?
您可以在亚瑟（Arthur）的恐慌室睡觉。 You can sleep in Arthur's panic room.
不，我讨厌这种感觉。 No, I hate this feeling.
什么感觉？ What feeling?
喜欢某人。 Liking someone.
天哪，我搞砸了。 God, I fucked up.
我搞砸了，星期一。 I fucked up, Mon.
我遇到了一个非常非常好的人， I met a really, really great guy,
现在他走了。 and now he's gone.
他在哪里？ Where is he?
在机场。 At the airport.
哦。好吧，太好了。他在机场。去找他。 Oh. Okay, great. He's at the airport. Go get him.
mon，i- Mon, I--
-[叹息] - 嘿，艾莉。盟友，听我。 - [SIGHS] - Hey, Ally. Ally, listen to me.
你应该快乐。 You deserve to be happy.
你值得一个人爱你 You deserve to have someone love you
对于美丽，神经质的混乱。 for the beautiful, neurotic mess that you are.
我的意思是，有时候您可能会变得如此无知。 I mean, you can be so clueless sometimes.
老实说，这是我讨厌您的十件事之一。 It's one of the ten things I hate about you, honestly.
你不能让杰伊去参加他最好的朋友的婚礼 You can't let Jay go off to his best friend's wedding
并与一堆伴娘 and hook up with a bunch of bridesmaids
并搬到诺丁山。 no。 and move to Notting Hill. No.
这是爱，妈妈。 This is love, mama.
某种很棒的 Some kind of wonderful,
疯狂，愚蠢的爱实际上。 crazy, stupid love, actually.
[轻笑] [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
去找他。去得到那个美丽的黑色素男人。 Go get him. Go get that beautiful, melanin man.
- 好的！ - 他很漂亮！ - Okay! - He's gorgeous!
- 我的天啊。好吧， - 艾莉，现在就去找他！ - Oh, my God. Okay, - Ally, go get him right now!
- 我要去。 - 我爱你！你很漂亮！ - I'm going. - I love you! You're beautiful!
[戏剧性的音乐播放] [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
pa上的女人：这是您对所有乘客的最后电话 WOMAN OVER PA: This is your final call for all passengers
在403飞往波士顿的航班上。 on flight 403 to Boston.
[车门打开] [CAR DOOR OPENS]
- 盟友：谢谢。 -[车门关闭] - ALLY: Thank you. - [CAR DOOR CLOSES]
杰伊？ Jay?
pa上的女人：请登机... WOMAN OVER PA: Please have your boarding pass...
- 杰伊！ - ...准备就绪。 - Jay! - ...and identification ready.
谢谢。 Thank you.
杰伊？ Jay?
[对PA的不明式公告] [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA]
- 杰伊！ - 男人：他妈的！ - Jay! - MAN: Fuck!
对不起。 Sorry.
杰伊！ Jay!
我的天啊。我很抱歉。 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
我以为你是别人。 I thought you were somebody else.
pa上的女人：分页乘客琼斯夫妇 WOMAN OVER PA: Paging passengers Mr. and Mrs. Jones
飞往丹佛... flying to Denver...
- 对不起。 - ...在飞行273。 - Sorry. - ...on flight 273.
您的航班已登机并准备出发。 Your flight is boarded and ready for departure.
- 请迈进... - [电话振动] - Please make your way... - [PHONE VIBRATING]
...立即到Gate Lounge 11。 ...to gate lounge 11 immediately.
- 你好？ - 扭曲的语音：玫瑰是红色的， - Hello? - DISTORTED VOICE: Roses are red,
紫罗兰是黑色的。 violets are black.
猜猜谁和我在一起 Guess who's with me
不要回来？ and not coming back?
这是谁？ Who is this?
我们以前见面。 We've met before.
不要忘记我。 Forget me not.
Jay通过电话： Ally！盟友！否！ JAY OVER PHONE: Ally! Ally! No!
不 - 不 - [咕unt] Don't-- Do not-- [GRUNTS]
扭曲的语音： st。情人教堂。 DISTORTED VOICE: St. Valentine's Chapel.
独自一人或他去世。 Come alone or he dies.
好的。 Okay.
请求帮助，他去世。 Call for help, he dies.
好的。请不要伤害他。 Okay. Just please don't hurt him.
声音扭曲：[笑]这取决于你，亲爱的。 DISTORTED VOICE: [LAUGHS] That's up to you, sweetheart.
-[单击行]-[轻声喘气] - [LINE CLICKS] - [PANTING SOFTLY]
[不祥的音乐播放] [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
[雷声隆隆] [THUNDER RUMBLING]
[戏剧性的音乐播放] [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[雷霆坠毁] [THUNDER CRASHES]
[门吱吱作响] [DOORS CREAKING]
[风轻声吹口哨] [WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY]
-[呼吸颤抖]-[门吱吱作响] - [BREATH TREMBLING] - [DOORS CREAKING]
[门关闭] [DOORS CLOSE]
声音扭曲：他们说爱是盲目的 DISTORTED VOICE: They say love is blind
和恋人看不到， and lovers cannot see,
他们自己承诺的漂亮愚蠢。 the pretty follies that they themselves commit.
但爱不是盲人... But love isn't blind...
[雷声隆隆] [THUNDER RUMBLING]
[叹息] [SIGHS]
[以正常的声音]是吗？ [IN NORMAL VOICE] Is it?
等等，你 - Wait, you're--
这就是我。 It's me.
大卫。 David.
它的家伙。 The IT guy.
等等，那我们他妈的谁杀了谁？ Wait, who the fuck did we kill then?
[笑]或者。 [LAUGHS] Eli.
可怜的，愚蠢的伊莱。 Poor, stupid Eli.
你们是一对夫妇吗？ You guys were a couple?
夫妻？不。[叹息] Couple? No. No. [SIGHS]
throuple。 Throuple.
[脚步接近] [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
爱的外观睁大眼睛。 Love looks with eyes wide open.
寻求心脏最渴望的东西。 Seeking what the heart desires the most.
伴侣。 A partner.
它的真正伴侣。 Its true companion.
十年前，我在聊天室找到了我的。 I found mine ten years ago in a chat room.
[咕unt] [GRUNTS]
大卫看到了我。 David saw me.
他了解我 He understood me
我理解他。 and I understood him.
[大卫喘着气，mo吟] [DAVID GASPS, MOANS]
[叹息]我们在这里结婚。 [SIGHS] We got married here.
你知道，我并没有真正带你参加宗教类型。 You know, I didn't really take you for the religious type.
[两个都笑了] [BOTH LAUGH]
不，我们就像这个故事一样。 No. We just like the story.
圣瓦伦丁... Saint Valentine...
[耳语]...被斩首。 [WHISPERS] ...was beheaded.
[肖笑了] [SHAW LAUGHS]
你谋杀了无辜的人。 You murdered innocent people.
- 分享你所爱的东西。 - 分享你所爱的东西。 - Share what you love. - Share what you love.
- 毫米。 -[雷声隆隆] - Mm. - [THUNDER RUMBLING]
大卫：我们喜欢打猎，杀人... DAVID: And we love hunting, killing...
肖：欺骗。 SHAW: Deceit.
轮流我们的受害者。 Taking turns on our victims.
谋杀夫妇。 Murdering couples.
[沉重的呼吸] [HEAVY BREATHING]
大卫：这是我们的扭结。肖：这是我们的扭结。 DAVID: It's our kink. SHAW: It's our kink.
每个人都有恋物癖。 Everybody's got a fetish.
-[呼吸颤抖]-[雷声隆隆] - [BREATH TREMBLING] - [THUNDER RUMBLING]
[两者都呼吸沉重] [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
好吧，太糟糕了，我们浪费了你的男朋友。 Well, too bad we wasted your boyfriend at the drive-in.
- 大卫：哦，上帝​​。 -[肖笑了] - DAVID: Oh, God. - [SHAW LAUGHS]
他不是我们的男朋友。 He wasn't our boyfriend.
不，以利只是一个愚蠢的狂热者。 No, Eli was just a stupid fanboy.
他迷恋我们。 He was obsessed with us.
他痴迷于我。 He was obsessed with me.
是的。从我那里学到了很多东西。 Yeah. Learned a lot from me.
只是凌乱。 It just got messy.
-[杰伊大喊]-[尖叫]他妈的！ - [JAY SHOUTS] - [SCREAMS] Fuck!
肖：我差点让你在家。 SHAW: I almost got you at home.
- 杰伊：[大喊]去，走，走，走！ -[尖叫] - JAY: [YELLS] Go, go, go, go! - [SCREAMS]
- 我杀了你的司机。 - ...爱情鸟。 - I killed your driver. - ...lovebirds.
盟友：[尖叫]不，不，不，你有错的人！ ALLY: [SCREAMS] No, no, no, you've got the wrong people!
杰伊：嘿，你在做什么？ JAY: Hey, what are you doing?
我爆炸了在酿酒厂浪费那些邪恶的鸡巴。 And I had a blast wasting those vile dickheads at the winery.
-[窒息]-[尖叫] - [CHOKES] - [SCREAMS]
哦，这使我想起。 Ooh, that reminds me.
- 哦。 - 找到了这个。 - Oh. - Found this.
- 天哪，你是最好的。 -[笑] - God, you're the fucking best. - [CHUCKLING]
她不是最好的吗？ Isn't she the fucking best?
肖：是的，我知道。 SHAW: Yeah, I know.
幸运的是 And as luck would have it,
[点击舌头]您的首字母匹配。 [CLICKS TONGUE] your initials match.
J. Shaw。 J. Shaw.
Jeanine Shaw，bit子。 Jeanine Shaw, bitch.
为什么我们？我们甚至都不一对。 Why us? We're not even a couple.
只是让他走！让他走！ Just let him go! Let him go!
[叹息]说实话， [SIGHS] Truth be told,
我们要在餐厅杀死另一对夫妇。 we were gonna kill the other couple at the restaurant.
[笑] [LAUGHING]
但是... But then...
- 我们看到了那个吻。 - 哦，那吻！上帝！ - we saw that kiss. - Oh, that kiss! God!
[轻笑]您的化学反应是不可否认的。 [CHUCKLES] Your chemistry is undeniable.
[不祥的音乐播放] [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
好吧，我不知道谋杀是一种爱情语言。 Well, I didn't know that murder was a love language.
肖：尝试一下。 SHAW: Try it.
也许你会喜欢的。 Maybe you'll like it.
[打破雷声] [THUNDER BREAKING]
捡起它。 Pick it up.
那个房间里有一个子弹 There's a single bullet in that chamber
有一个选择，他还是你。 with one single choice, him or you.
我们可能把你误认为是恋人 We may have mistaken you for lovers
在深夜，但是您能证明我们对吗？ at the beginning of the night, but can you prove us right?
你能和你一起挽救他的生命吗？ Could you save his life with yours,
因此证明了爱确实征服了一切吗？ thus proving that love really does conquer all?
如果您不爱他，请杀死他。 If you don't love him, kill him.
大卫：你可以随意去。 DAVID: And you're free to go.
哇。 Wow.
您知道，您的奉献精神令人印象深刻。 You know, your dedication is impressive.
它是他妈的，但是 - It's twisted as fuck, but--
[气喘吁吁] [PANTING]
周杰伦。 Jay.
我从爱中度过了这么长时间。 I've spent so long running from love.
坚信它会摧毁我。 Convinced it would destroy me.
[柔和的情感音乐播放] [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]
我不想再成为那个人了。 I don't wanna be that person anymore.
我想要故事书的东西。 I want the storybook thing.
那只是一个晚上... It was just one single night...
但是我为你努力，杰伊。 but I fell hard for you, Jay.
[情绪音乐膨胀] [EMOTIONAL MUSIC SWELLS]
杰伊：不，不，不。 JAY: No, no, no.
- 不，不，不。不要那样做。 -[肖和大卫大笑] - No, no, no. Don't do that. - [SHAW AND DAVID LAUGHING]
不！不，嘿。 No! No, hey.
嘿。嘿，不。 Hey. Hey, no.
- 不，不！盟友！ - 对不起。 - No, no! Ally! - Forgive me.
-[大卫笑]-[肖喘着气] - [DAVID LAUGHING] - [SHAW GASPING]
[肖gro吟，喘着粗气] [SHAW GROANING, GASPING]
-[大卫继续笑]- 嗯？ - [DAVID CONTINUES LAUGHING] - Huh?
宝贝，不！ Baby, no!
- 快点。 - 杰伊：[gro吟]哦，你开枪了。 - Come on. - JAY: [GROANS] Oh, you shot me.
艾莉：对不起，我过度校正了。 ALLY: Sorry, I overcorrected.
- 那是一个幸运的镜头。 -[大卫愤怒地咕gr] - That's a lucky fucking shot. - [DAVID GRUNTING ANGRILY]
[尖叫] [SCREAMING]
-[枪击]-[大喊] - [GUN CLICKS] - [SHOUTS]
- 盟友？ -[咳嗽] - Ally? - [COUGHING]
你是说你说的吗？ Did you mean what you said?
[咕unt]快点。 [GRUNTS] Come on.
肖：[在Singsong]Pookie。 SHAW: [IN SINGSONG] Pookie.
切碎那个漂亮的男孩。 Chop that pretty boy up.
我会和这个一起玩。 I'm gonna have fun with this one.
- 盟友：不。哦，是的，妈妈。 - ALLY: No. No. - Oh, yes, Mommy.
- 不！不！ -[咕unt] - No! No! - [GRUNTS]
你不要他妈的触摸他！不！ Don't you fucking touch him! No!
[鞭子]不！ [WHIMPERS] No!
不！ No!
[气喘吁吁] [PANTING]
你不应该开枪，bit子。 You shouldn't have shot me, bitch.
[两者都在咕unt] [BOTH GRUNTING]
[盟友和邵氏咕unt声] [ALLY AND SHAW GRUNTING]
[gro吟] [GROANS]
大卫：嘿，嘿，来吧。 DAVID: Hey, hey, come on.
看看她的走。 Look at her go.
[gro吟] [GROANS]
[肖笑] [SHAW LAUGHING]
大卫：哦，你不想错过这个，对吗？ DAVID: Oh, you don't wanna miss this, do you?
她不是完美吗？ Isn't she perfect?
你说得太多。 You talk too much.
[尖叫] [SCREAMING]
-[蜡嘶嘶作响]-[尖叫继续] - [WAX SIZZLING] - [SCREAMING CONTINUES]
我要他妈的杀了你们俩。 I'm gonna fucking kill you both.
[盟友大喊] [ALLY YELLING]
[Yelps] [YELPS]
[大喊] [YELLING]
[咳嗽] [COUGHING]
你在看，杰伊？ You watching, Jay?
我要你看到她的死。 I want you to see her die.
-[咕unt]-[喘气] - [GRUNTS] - [GASPS]
爱疼，bit子。[咕unt] Love hurts, bitch. [GRUNTS]
[窒息，喘息] [CHOKING, WHEEZING]
-[打破雷声]-[胜利的音乐播放] - [THUNDER BREAKING] - [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
[咕unt] [GRUNTING]
[gro吟，窒息] [GROANING, CHOKING]
[尖叫] [SCREAMING]
[两者都在尖叫] [BOTH SCREAMING]
[打破雷声] [THUNDER BREAKING]
[窒息，喘息] [CHOKING, WHEEZING]
[弹奏音乐] [FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING]
[窒息，喘息] [CHOKING, WHEEZING]
[打破雷声] [THUNDER BREAKING]
你的一天他妈的很烂。 Your day fucking sucks.
周杰伦。 Jay.
周杰伦。嘿。 Jay. Hey.
嘿。 Hey.
杰伊：嗨，你。 JAY: Hi, you.
艾莉：嘿。 ALLY: Hey.
[呼吸颤抖] [BREATH TREMBLING]
我想你克服了对血液的恐惧。 I think you got over your fear of blood.
[轻笑] [CHUCKLES]
[咆哮]我要杀了你。 [GROWLING] I'm gonna kill you.
我他妈的杀了你。 I'll fucking kill you.
- 我要他妈的杀了你。 -[咕unt] - I'm gonna fucking kill you. - [GRUNTS]
[轻笑] [CHUCKLES]
[气喘吁吁] [PANTING]
行星保存了。 Planet saved.
[不祥的音乐褪色] [OMINOUS MUSIC FADING]
[打破雷声] [THUNDER BREAKING]
[掌声] [APPLAUSE]
[软木塞流行] [CORKS POP]
[戒指在玻璃上悬挂] [RINGS CLINKING ON GLASS]
现在，如果您一年前告诉我， Now, if you told me that, a year ago,
我会喝的[笑]记录最高的销售 I'd be drinking [LAUGHS] to the highest recorded sales
在水晶甘蔗历史上，我会说， in Crystal Cane history, I'd say,
“你们只是一袋热垃圾。” "Y'all just a lying sack of hot trash."
-[笑声]- 但是...我们在这里。 - [LAUGHTER] - But... here we are.
女人：哇！ WOMAN: Whoo!
这全都归功于这两个营销师。 And it's all thanks to these two marketing mavens.
[欢呼，掌声] [CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
就在这里。这两个。 Right here. These two.
现在，盟友。我是， Now, Ally. I am,
信不信由你，有些破坏 believe it or not, mildly devastated
这是你的最后一天。 that this is your last day.
但是我为你走，追求梦想而感到自豪， But I am proud of you for going, pursuing your dreams,
回到医生学校。 going back to doctor school.
总之，我希望你用针更好 All told, I hope that you're better with a needle
比您的俯仰甲板！[笑] than you are with a pitch deck! [LAUGHS]
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
成功！ To success!
- 全部：成功！ - 成功。 - ALL: To success! - To success.
等待。 Wait.
爱。 To love.
[柔和的情感音乐播放] [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]
嘿，宝贝。 Hey, baby.
你好。 Hi.
[咕unt]我想念什么？ [GRUNTS] What did I miss?
嘿，你认为在这里约会很奇怪 Hey, do you think it's weird having a date here
发生了一切之后？ after everything that happened?
没有。不是我。 Nope. Not to me.
这是我意识到我爱上你的地方。 This is where I realized I was in love with you.
因此，感觉象征性。 So, feels symbolic.
[笑]好的。象征性？ [LAUGHS] Okay. Symbolic?
你认为这是象征 - You think it's symb--
听着，不要害怕。不要害怕。 Listen, don't freak out. Don't freak out.
我知道这样的东西会吓到你，但是... I know stuff like this can freak you out, but...
盟友，这是我一生中最好的一年。 Ally, this has been the best year of my life.
[柔和的情感音乐播放] [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]
所以... So...
你会和我一起去吗？ will you move in with me?
杰伊，我 - Jay, I--
我不知道该说些什么。 I don't know what to say.
是的，不。我知道那要去哪里。 Yeah, no. I know where that's going.
- 没关系。 - 不，我 - - It's okay. - No, I--
- 我不想要钥匙。 -[轻笑] - I don't want a key. - [CHUCKLES]
我不要钥匙。 I don't want a key.
我要你。 I want you.
[笑] [LAUGHS]
杰伊·西蒙兹（Jay Simmonds）... Jay Simmonds...
你愿意嫁给我吗？ will you marry me?
[情绪音乐膨胀] [EMOTIONAL MUSIC SWELLS]
是的。 Yes.
- 是的？ - 是的。是的。 - Yes? - Yes. Yes.
一百万个他妈的时间，是的。 A million fucking times, yes.
[“你不能着急爱”，] ["YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE" BY THE SUPREMES PLAYING]
[霍恩斯鸣喇叭] [HORNS HONKING]
我需要爱，爱心 I need love, love to ease my mind
我需要找到，找到 I need to find, find
有人打电话给我 Someone to call mine
但妈妈说你不能着急爱 But Mama said you can't hurry love
不，您只需要等待 No, you just have to wait
她说爱不容易 She said love don't come easy
这是一个给予和取的游戏 It's a game of give and take
你不能着急爱 You can't hurry love
不，您只需要等待 No, you just have to wait
您必须信任给它时间 You gotta trust give it time
无论需要多长时间 No matter how long it takes
但是我必须站立多少个心痛 But how many heartaches must I stand
在找到爱之前 Before I find a love
让我再次生活？ To let me live again?
现在唯一的东西 Right now the only thing
让我挂在上 That keeps me hanging on
当我感觉到力量时 When I feel my strength
是的，它几乎消失了 Yeah, it's almost gone
- 我记得妈妈说 - 你不能着急爱 - I remember Mama said - You can't hurry love
不，您只需要等待 No, you just have to wait
她说爱不容易 She said love don't come easy
这是一个给予和取的游戏 It's a game of give and take
我必须等待多长时间？ How long must I wait?
我可以服用多少 How much more can I take
孤独之前 Before loneliness
会导致我的心碎吗？ Will cause my heart heart to break?
不，我不能忍受 No, I can't bear
独自生活 To live my life alone
我对爱的不耐烦 I grow impatient for a love
调用我自己的 To call my own
但是当我觉得我时 But when I feel that I
我不能继续 I can't go on
这些珍贵的单词 These precious words
让我挂在上 Keeps me hanging on
- 我记得妈妈说 - 你不能着急爱 - I remember Mama said - You can't hurry love
不，您只需要等待 No, you just have to wait
她说爱不容易 She said love don't come easy
这是一个给予和取的游戏 It's a game of give and take
你不能着急爱... You can't hurry love...
-[歌曲静静地继续]-[电话振动] - [SONG CONTINUES QUIETLY] - [PHONE VIBRATING]
你好？ Hello?
[通过电话扭曲语音]玫瑰是红色的， [DISTORTED VOICE OVER PHONE] Roses are red,
紫罗兰是蓝色的。 violets are blue.
猜猜谁只是拍了你的照片？ Guess who just took a picture of you?
这是谁？ Who is this?
[以正常的声音]放松，bit子。 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Relax, bitch.
太早？ Too soon?
莫妮卡，这不好笑！ Monica, that's not funny!
[笑]你甚至在哪里？ [LAUGHS] Where even are you?
你明白了吗？ Did you get it?
我当然明白了。你在开玩笑吧？ Of course I got it. Are you kidding me?
你看起来超级可爱。我的意思是，我会做一个修指甲， You look super cute. I mean, I would have gotten a manicure,
但是我告诉过你，你对此很好。 but I told you that, and you're fine with that.
你是一个天生的女孩。你看起来很棒。 You're a natural gal. You look great.
好吧，喜欢这部电影，未婚夫。爱你。 Okay, enjoy the movie, fiancés. Love you.
-[接吻]-[线点击，哔哔声] - [KISSING] - [LINE CLICKS, BEEPS]
盟友？你好？ Ally? Hello?
[不祥的音乐播放] [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
[播放柔和的浪漫音乐] [SOFT ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[缓慢而沉重的呼吸] [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING]
[不祥的音乐播放] [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
[音乐消失了] [MUSIC FADES]