你会喜欢的. 听着，开始了.
You're going to love this one. Listen up, here we go.
你认为怎么样？布鲁托？
Here you go, Pluto. What did you think?
我不知道应该怎么想，托尼. 我的意思是....
I don't know what to think, Tony. I mean....
你穿着一条女人的裙子....
You got a dress on....
这不是女人的裙子，这是苏格兰短裙. 苏格兰传统的，非常男性化的，格子裙.
This is not a dress, it's a kilt. Scottish tradition. Very manly, a kilt.
这是条男人的裙子.
It's a manly dress.
不，是一条苏格兰短裙. 这样人们才知道我是谁.
No, a kilt. That's how people know who I am.
当人们想起安东尼·弗兰克沃斯基， 他们就会立刻想到"苏格兰情歌".
People think of Anthony Frankowski, they immediately think "Scottish crooning."'
这就是你的问题所在. 根本没有"苏格兰情歌". 是不是你编造的？
There lies your problem. That's not even a thing. Did you make that up?
不错，是我编造的. 是我编造的就一定会成功.
Yes, I made that up. It's a thing if I made it up.
-太可怕了. -它是我的至爱!
-It's horrible. -It's my hook!
你知道如果你想唱情歌，你需要的 是什么？起个意大利名字.
You know what you need to do if you're going to croon? Be ltalian.
就叫安东尼·弗兰图奇.
Be Anthony Frantucci.
-你想让我改名字？ -是的，有点韵律.
-You want me to change my name? -Yeah, to something that swings.
-安东尼·弗兰迪奇. -没有韵律.
-Anthony Frandicci. -That doesn't swing.
安东尼...
Anthony...
...弗兰西斯.
...Francis.
-托尼·弗兰西斯. -你喜欢这个名字？
-Tony Francis. -You like that?
我是托尼·弗兰西斯.
I'm Tony Francis.
这是个好名字. 你现在就是托尼·弗兰西斯了.
That's a good name. You're Tony Francis now.
女士们，先生们，托尼·弗兰西斯.
Ladies and gentlemen, Tony Francis.
我绝对喜欢这个名字. 把裙子脱掉，名字改掉.
Absolutely. I like it. Lose the dress, change the name.
-你的卫生间在后面吗？ -穿过门就是.
-ls your bathroom back there? -Through the doors.
托尼·弗兰西斯.
Tony Francis.
你打算让我在厨房里小便？
Am I supposed to piss in the kitchen?
不，卫生间在右边.
No, it's off to the right.
女士们，先生们，请大家欢迎托尼·弗兰西斯!
Ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome Mr. Tony Francis!
"噢，天啊!是托尼·弗兰西斯!"
"'Oh, my God! It's Tony Francis! "'
表演怎么样？
How is showbiz?
真恶心.
Disgusting.
再走一步，我就开枪了.
Take a walk, hotshot.
布鲁托，救我!
Pluto, help me!
布鲁托？
Pluto?
-布鲁托·纳什？ -正是!
-Pluto Nash? -That's right!
-你几时出狱的？ - 一星期前.
-When did you get out of the joint? -A week ago.
恭喜.
Congratulations.
多谢.
Thanks a lot.
我是基诺.
I'm Gino.
这是我的外甥，拉瑞. 拉瑞,向布鲁托·纳什问好.
This is my nephew, Larry. Larry, say hello to Pluto Nash.
你好吗？
What's going on?
我兄弟安底鲁·索托保罗和你一起在牢里的.
My brother was inside with you. Angelo Sotobolo.
安底鲁芝士蛋糕是你兄弟？
Angelo Cheesecake is your brother?
过去我们每周末都在牢里打牌. 他总是招待有加.
We used to play cards in his cell every weekend. He'd have the shit catered.
-他很欣赏你. -我也是的.
-He thinks the world of you. -It's mutual.
布鲁托是我最好的朋友.
Pluto is my best friend.
你们在干什么？ 怎么啦，基诺？
What are you guys doing? What's going on, Gino?
我们正在清理他的消化系统.
We're cleaning out his digestive system.
基诺兄弟，我不会让你们那么干.
Gino, I can't let you do that, man.
布鲁托.
Pluto.
你的夥伴四年前从我这里借了250万美元...
Your pal borrowed $2.5 million from me four years ago...
-...用来买下了这里. -以一种极优惠的还款方案.
-...to buy this joint. -On an easy payment plan.
给,我想这可以擦掉它.
Here. I think that will get it off.
-他现在还欠你多少钱？ -250万美元.
-How much does he owe you now? -$2.5 million.
-他一分钱也没还给你？ -没有.
-He didn't pay anything back? -No.
任何白痴都可以在这里赚到钱.
Any idiot can make money here.
这家伙却每晚必须表演滑稽戏.
This guy has to do his cockamamie act each night.
真是一场混帐的怪诞表演.
It's like a damn freak show.
我见识过了.这个混蛋怎么会认识你的？
I seen it. You see where this shit got you?
基诺，听着.
Gino, listen.
我不再做走私生意了， 我现在打算开自己的夜总会.
I'm not in the smuggling business anymore. I'm opening my own club.
别开玩笑了.
No kidding.
拥有自己的夜总会是我毕生的梦想.
It's always been a lifelong dream of mine to have my own club.
一生--
Life--
晚餐，舞蹈和良好的气氛.
Dinner and dancing and nice atmosphere.
好的环境，激情的音乐.
Good place, hot music.
一旦我拥有了它，我就会坐下来， 点一支雪茄，享受舞会.
Once I get it going, I'll sit back, light up a cigar and enjoy the party.
还有什么会比这更好呢？
What could be better?
没什么更好的了. 我们可以成为合伙人.
Nothing could be better. We could be partners.
你知道吗？
You know what?
如果我还清他欠你的债， 接手这个地方，我就可以搞定了.
What if I pay off his debt, take over this place, and we call it square?
让我们喝一杯慢慢谈.
Let's have a drink and talk about it.
用这些杯子？
Out of these glasses?
-你疯了？到街对面吧. -好的.
-Are you crazy? Across the street. -All right.
你会怎么对我的朋友？
What will you do about my friend?
安东尼？
Anthony?
送给你吧.
My gift to you.
你真大方.
You're a prince.
我去对街喝点啤酒，详谈细节.
I'll go across the street and have some beers and work out the logistics.
穿着你的裙子坐在这儿， 我马上就回来.
Just sit here in your skirt and I'll see you in a minute.
搭乘9:18月球豪华特快...
9: 18 Lunar Grand Express...
...在22站点准备上车.
...now ready for general boarding on platform 22.
欢迎到月球来.
Welcome to the Moon.
当你来到时，一定要去大月球渡假村和赌场...
While you're here, be sure and visit the Lunar Grand Resort and Casino...
...从这里搭乘快速专列只需2小时
...only two hours away by hover shuttle.
记住，只有月球海滨才是宇宙中唯一合法的赌博地.
Remember, Moon Beach is the only place in the universe where gambling is legal.
大月球. 最适宜的家庭渡假地.
The Lunar Grand. The perfect family vacation.
已经到了！
Incoming!
谢谢，布鲁托！
Thanks, Pluto!
悠着点.现在才10点钟. 这又不是单身汉派对.
Pace yourselves. It's only 10:.00. This ain't a bachelor party.
不，这是的. 汤米明天就离婚了.
Yeah, it is. Tommy here is getting divorced tomorrow.
-真的？恭喜. -谢谢.
-Really? Congratulations. -Thank you.
来吧，今晚的酒我请.
I tell you what. Drinks are on the house for the rest of the night.
你是最棒的，布鲁托！
You're the best, Pluto!
失陪.
Excuse me a second.
多谢，布鲁托.
Thanks a lot, Pluto.
他是最棒的！
He's the best!
开响点.我这儿又不是图书馆！响点！
Crank it up. I'm not running a library in here! Crank it up!
不错！
All right!
就像这样！就要这么响！
Keep it like that! Keep it pumping!
嘿，米盖尔！
Hey, Miguel!
-不错的星期二晚上. -每晚都不错.
-Not bad for a Tuesday night. -Not bad at all.
好象整个城市的人都到了.
It's like the whole city turned out.
我们一直都是这样的.
We've come a long way, baby.
一直. 是的，夥计.
Long way. All right, partner.
-看那个臀部.我马上就回来. -噢，我的天.
-Look at that ass. I'll be right back. -Oh, my goodness.
对不起，让我来吧.
Sorry, I'll get that.
对不起
Sorry.
没关系的.
It's all right, it's okay.
你能帮我个忙吗？ 我要找这里的老板，布鲁托.纳什
Could you help me? I'm looking for the owner, Pluto Nash.
你为什么要找那个小混混？
Why are you looking for that lowlife?
是私事.
It's personal.
可他不认识你.
He doesn't even know you.
-不，他认识. -不，我不认识.
-Yes, he does. -No, I don't.
你就是他？
You're him?
至少上次检查时还是.我能帮你点什么？
Last time I checked. How can I help you?
我从盐湖城来.
I just came all the way from Salt Lake City.
狂野之城.
Rough town.
我是个好歌手.我得到一份工作， 他们给了我一张单程票.
I'm a good singer. I got this gig, they gave me a one-way ticket up here.
但是那家夜总会已经被老板卖了.
But the guys who own the nightclub sold it.
我身无分文.我需要一份工作. 我想回家.你能帮我吗？
I'm dead broke. I need a job. I want to go home. Can you help me out?
对不起，恐怕我不能
Sorry, I can't help you.
我肯定这里有许多夜总会愿意雇用一个出色的歌手， 但是我们已经有DJ了
I'm sure there's a bunch of clubs that can use a good singer, but we got a DJ.
别着急
Take it easy.
我也相信他们会， 但我的月球卡已经过期了...
I'm sure they could, but my Moon card expired...
...他们告诉我你是这里唯一 可能宽容这一点的人.
...and I was told you were the one person in town who might overlook that.
谁告诉你这些蠢话的？
Who told you something foolish like that?
你认识我的父亲尼古拉斯.莱克吗？
You know my father, Nicholas Lake?
没听说过.
Never heard of him.
尼克.斯蒂克斯呢？
Nicky Sticks?
他是你父亲？
That's your father?
难以置信，我有点印象.
Unbelievable. That's something.
通常我不会要求别人报答的， 但我父亲在76年救过你的命.
Normally I don't call in favors, but my dad did save your life back in '76.
他没救过我，是我救了他
He didn't save my life, I saved his life.
我还为此损失了一辆好车
And I lost a fine automobile in the process.
除非你能给我一辆镶着我名字的Plymouth， 否则我没什么可说的.
Unless you got a new Plymouth with my name on it, I got nothing to say.
好吧，再见
So, good night.
真谢谢你，老爸
Thanks, Dad.
我早该知道的，我很抱歉
I should have known. I'm sorry.
也许我有些事让你做
Maybe I got something.
真的？太好了！每晚两次演出， 每周五个晚上，怎么样？
Really? Great! Shall we say two shows a night, five nights a week?
每周六个晚上，作服务生，怎么样？
Shall we say six nights a week waiting tables?
你可以保留小费，赚到足够的钱回家，怎么样？
You can save up your tips, make enough money to get back home. Deal?
成交
Deal.
-这里每晚都象这样？ -只有生意不好的时候
-ls it like this every night? -Only the slow ones.
有人进来了
Somebody is coming in.
对不起，朋友，我们已经打烊了
Sorry, fellows, we're closed.
我们是来找纳什先生的
We're here to see Mr. Nash.
你们和他约好了吗？
Is he expecting you?
1000万美元已经是个很合理的价钱了，纳什先生
$10 million is more than a fair offer, Mr. Nash.
我不知道，我只知道我拥有 小美洲地区最成功的夜总会
I don't know. I own the most successful club in Little America.
我完全拥有它 我是自己的老板，我还有最火的...
I own it outright. I'm my own boss, and I have the hottest--
我有全城最好的派对. 为什么我要卖了它呢？
I got the best party in town. Why would I want to sell this place?
为了1000万美元？
$10 million?
把你的臭脚从我的桌子上拿开
Get your shit off my desk!
别这样，小子
No, boys.
来见见我的朋友和保镖，布鲁诺
Please meet my friend and bodyguard, Bruno.
先生们
Gentlemen.
布鲁诺，看着这小子
Bruno, the boys.
看上去你需要换个新的了
Looks like you're about due for a trade-in.
嘿，布鲁诺
Hey, Bruno.
你是65型的？
What are you, a '65?
63豪华型
Model '63 Deluxe.
63型？太老了
'63? Talk about ancient.
你姐姐好象不在乎
Your sister didn't seem to mind.
扁你，机器人！
Screw you, robot!
他可以修，你不能
He can be fixed, you can't.
我们不想惹麻烦
We don't mean to cause any problems.
他去拔枪，你知道吗？
He's reaching, you know?
好，别动枪
Okay. No reaching.
纳什先生...
Mr. Nash...
...这是没的商量的
...this is non-negotiable.
雷克斯卡特先生要买你的夜总会
Rex Crater is buying your club.
我想知道什么时候你们会给我
I was wondering when you all was going to get to me.
1千万美元
$10 million.
告诉卡特先生，谢谢他，但是我拒绝 我是不会卖的
Tell Mr. Crater, thanks, but no, thanks. I won't sell my club.
如果我在，这儿没人会卖一个象这样的地方...
If I have my way, no one here will sell their place...
...因为我们喜欢这样的城市， 所以，如果你们配合的话，请出去
...because we like this town the way it is. So, if you'd be so kind, get out.
雷克斯.卡特不喜欢失望
Rex Crater does not like to be disappointed.
我会送一箱苏格兰威士忌给卡特先生的
I'll just have to send Mr. Crater a case of Scotch!
-好的开始，迪娜 -谢谢
-Great first night, Dina. -Thanks.
帮我个忙，把这个拿上去给布鲁托 我要锁后门
Do me a favor. Run this up to Pluto. I need to lock up the back.
非常感谢
Thank you very much.
米盖尔？
Miguel?
这不会是那种把新来的姑娘送去的事吧？
This isn't some send-up-the-new-girl kind of a thing, right?
不是，放心吧，他不会做那种事的 你是安全的，去吧
No. Relax. He wouldn't do that. You're safe, go ahead.
进来
Come on in.
时间正好
Perfect timing.
米盖尔让我拿上来
Miguel asked me to bring it up.
好的
Perfect.
要我给你调一杯吗？
Should I make it for you?
不，我喜欢自己调马提尼 但不管怎么样，谢谢你
No, I mix my own martinis. But thank you, anyway.
我让它变得非常地科学
I got it down to a pretty good science.
完美
Perfect.
我想再次谢谢你给我工作
I wanted to thank you again for the job.
-别提了 -好，我不提。谢谢
-Don't even mention it. -Well, I am mentioning it. Thank you.
不客气
You're very welcome.
让我接
Let me get this, okay?
-喂？ -你好，纳什
-Hello? -Hello, Nash.
在这个时间打给我 你有病啊？
Don't call me this time of night. What's wrong with you?
你认识托尼.弗兰西斯？
You know Tony Francis?
当他还是安东尼·弗兰克沃斯基的 时候就认识了，我们就象兄弟一样
I knew him back when he was Anthony Frankowski. We were like brothers.
我们一起长大，我和安东尼，他后来成了...
We grew up together. Me and Anthony Frankowski, who would later become--
待会我会告诉你一件很有趣的故事
I'll tell you a real funny story in a second.
喂？
Hello?
我只想给你最后一次机会改变你的主意
Just wanted to give you one last chance to change your mind.
听着，现在不，永远不. 不会就是不会.别烦我
Look, no now and no tomorrow. No means no. Leave me alone.
现在，你听着..
Now, you look--
小丑
Clown.
是谁打的？ Who was that?
Who was that?
雷克斯.卡特的一个手下， 想花钱让我放弃
One of Rex Crater's boys, trying to buy me out.
为什么他非要买你的夜总会不可呢？
Why is he so set on buying your club?
因为他们马上就要允许在这城市经营赌博业
Because they're about to approve gambling in this town.
如果卡特成功了， 他会把月球变成一个大赌场
If Crater gets his way, they'll turn the Moon into a big casino.
在我没赚够钱回家前，你可不能卖
You can't sell your club till I make enough money to get back home.
下次他再打电话来，我会告诉他的
I'll let him know the next time he calls that you got to get your money first.
-你没事吗？你还好吗？ -我没事
-You all right? You okay? -Yeah.
-怎么回事？ -我不知道
-What happened? -I don't know!
跟我来
Come on.
布鲁诺！
Bruno!
炸弹爆炸，撤离.
Bomb detonated. Evacuate.
撤退
Evacuate.
炸弹爆炸
Bomb detonated.
撤退
Evacuate.
布鲁诺，看看他们对我的地方都干了些什么！
Bruno, look what they did to my place!
布鲁托！
Pluto!
妈的！
Damn!
让我们抓住他们
Let's get them.
不，和她一起
No. Stay here with her!
-布鲁诺，我想那个人是其中一个 -我会截听他的电话
-Bruno, I think that's one of them. -I'll intercept the call.
"纳什还活着，他正在追跑向Vac的杰米
"'Nash is alive. He took off after Jimmy, who's headed for the Vac.
"准备好对付他."
"'Be ready for him."'
什么是Vac?
What's the Vac?
一个吸尘器商店,在格林大街和第五街的交叉。 为什么问这个？
The Perfect Vacuum, at the corner of Glenn Avenue and Fifth. Why?
你没听到那个电话吗？
Didn't you hear the phone call?
抱歉，我不能同时听
I'm sorry, I cannot listen and hear at the same time.
你知道，我是63型的。 只有新型号才能做到
You see, I'm a '63. Only later models can do that!
-布鲁托有麻烦了.跟我来 -麻烦？
-Pluto's in trouble. Come on. -Trouble?
-你只能走这么快？ -我是63型！我已经用最高速度在跑了
-ls that as fast as you go? -I'm a '63! I'm at top speed!
让开
Get out of the way!
重启.重启.重启
Reset. Reset. Reset.
你想杀了我， 然后炸掉我的夜总会？
You try to shake me down, then you blow up my club?
你还炸了我的木制酒吧凳！
You blew up my wood barstools!
你知道在月球上得到木头是多么困难？
You know how hard it is to get wood on the Moon?
妈的！
Shit!
你想玩游戏？ 你必须小心别射到你的伙伴！
You want to play games? You have to shoot around your boy!
子弹穿过他的身体会容易些
It's easier to shoot through him.
妈的！
Shit!
-布鲁托，这是个陷阱！ -好的，别开玩笑！
-Pluto, it's a trap! -Yeah, no kidding!
你以前有没有开过枪？
Did you ever shoot a gun before?
快走，布鲁诺！
Time to go, Bruno!
全消灭了，老板！
All clear, boss!
来吧！
Come on!
布鲁诺，跟上！
Bruno, heel!
-你知道吗？你干的真不赖. -谢谢
-You are really something, you know that? -Thank you.
你走进一个陷阱，任何白痴都可以 在一英里外看到的陷阱
You walked right into a trap any idiot could see from a mile away.
我一直都干得不错，直到你的出现
I was walking right out until you came along.
-真的吗？ -是的，千真万确
-Really? -Yes, really.
你冒着生命危险，我非常感激
You put your neck on the line, I appreciate that.
但是以后，不要再这么做了. 如果我需要你的帮助，我会说的
But in the future, not that there'll be a future, if I need your help, I'll ask.
别担心，我正要离开这里
Don't worry about it, I'm getting out of here.
我救了你两次，至少你应该借我点钱， 足够让我回家
I saved your life twice. Least you can do is loan me enough money so I can go home.
我可以借，但是他们会在每个 公交车站和中转站找你
I would, but they'll be looking for you at every bus station and shuttle launch.
我？他们还不知道我长什么样呢
Me? They don't even know what I look like.
这个城市的每家夜总会都 装有生物照相系统
Every club in this city has a biometric camera system.
他们有你几百张照片 他们知道你的样子
They took hundreds of pictures of you. They know what you look like.
现在只有把你装在一个盒子里才能回去
Only way you're going home now is in a box.
好吧，那现在我们怎么办？
That's just great. Now what?
看你后面
After you.
嘿，罗伊.
Hey, Roy.
布鲁托！你在这干什么？
Pluto! What are you doing here?
我的地方正在装修， 所以我需要一个地方过夜
My place is getting redecorated and I need a place overnight.
好的！3D，密码是4-5-7
Sure! 3D. The code is 4-5-7.
谢谢，罗伊.
Thanks, Roy.
这就是天堂花园
So, this is the Garden of Paradise.
噢
My, my.
如果这地方对你来说太暄目了...
If this is too glitzy for you...
...明天我们可以换到伊甸园
...tomorrow we can get a room at the Garden of Eden.
那里每层有一间卫生间
They got a bathroom on every floor.
我恨月球
I hate the Moon.
知道为什么月球人不能忍受地球人？
Know why Mooners can't stand Earthlings?
你们认为地球上的什么都比这好， 而且总是不停地说着
You think everything back Earth is better and can't stop talking about it.
我去过一次地球，那里的空气太糟了
I went back Earth once and the air smelled funny.
不停的打喷嚏，每天都下雨， 到处是细菌和狗屎
Sneezing all the time, rained every day, bugs and shit everywhere.
你知道我唯一喜欢地球的是什么？
You know the only thing I liked about it?
-每晚都可以看到月球？ -聪明
-You could see the Moon at night? -Bingo.
-你的伙计怎么了？ -他很好，只是在充电
-ls something wrong with your toaster? -He's all right. He's just recharging.
他听得见我们说话吗？
Can he hear us?
充电时听不见
Not while he's charging.
你的保镖是不是要能在枪战中跟得上你？
Shouldn't your bodyguard be able to keep up with you on the way to a gunfight?
你也许可以考虑换个新的
You might want to think about trading him in.
我不会换布鲁诺的， 我们在一起很久了
I can't trade in Bruno. We got a history together.
我们一起做了20年的“跳溪”生意
I got 20 years of rill-hopping experience wired into him.
-跳溪？ -对，那是...
-Rill-hopping? -Well, that's a....
走私.这就是为什么我会进监狱
Smuggling. That's what I went to jail for.
他也许不是最快的， 但他却多次在极困难的情况下帮我脱险
He ain't the fastest thing in the world, but he got me out of lots of tight squeezes.
比平常的烟多
A little smokier than usual.
-他是个火源 -没事的
-He's a fire hazard. -He's all right.
你去哪儿？
Where are you going?
我去找我的老友谈谈， 看能找到些什么
I got to go talk to an old friend, see what I can find out.
那我干什么？
What am I supposed to do?
看着别让布鲁诺把这个地方烧起来
Make sure Bruno don't burn the place down.
-你让我和他在一起？ -我走了
-You're leaving me alone with him? -I left.
布鲁托！
Pluto!
你老了，罗兰德.
You're getting kind of old, Rowland.
你真走运，每个城里的小混混都想击败你
You should be so lucky. Every lowlife in town is looking to whack you.
我是个受欢迎的人.我还能说什么？
I'm a popular guy. What can I say?
你想输钱吗？
You want to lose some money?
不，但你会输的. 让我们玩8球，赌注照常
No, but you'll lose money. We'll play some eight ball, regular stakes.
-我会赢光你的钱 -来吧
-I will kindly empty your wallet for you. -You're on.
你妈妈怎么样？
How is your mother?
还没找到伴
Still breaking hearts.
批萨时间
Pizza time.
她本该和我结婚
She should have married me.
你应该去健身房，减减肥
You should have went to the gym and lost weight.
如果她嫁给我，我早就减肥了. 否则，管它呢？
I'd have lost the weight if she married me. Otherwise, what's the point?
我真的需要你的帮助 我需要找到雷克斯.卡特
I really need your help. I got to get to Rex Crater.
忘了吧，没人能找到他
Forget it. Nobody gets to him.
-这家伙到底是谁？ -一个神话，一个迷
-Who the hell is this guy? -A myth, an enigma.
他住在大月球宾馆上的阁楼
He lives in a penthouse above the Lunar Grand Hotel.
从不出来
Never comes out.
你当了20年警察
You was a cop for 20 years.
你该知道点什么
You got to have some kind of idea who he is.
有些人认为他是个克隆人
Some people think he's a clone.
这儿有个叫露娜.派达肯的克隆医生
There was a clone doctor named Runa Pedanken.
成功从一个老家伙克隆出 一支篮球队，从而出名了
Made a big name for herself creating a basketball team from one old guy.
飞人乔丹
The Air Jordans.
自从克隆被地球禁止后， 她就到这儿来了
Right after cloning was outlawed back Earth, Pedanken came up here.
她是她那行最好的， 直到她被人谋杀了.
She was the best in her field until she got herself murdered.
那大概是8年前的事了
That was about eight years ago.
我要去偷阅警察局档案
I'm going to need to hack into police files.
你的意思是要我去偷阅？
You mean, you need me to hack into police files.
我本以为你不会问的
I thought you'd never ask.
露娜.派达肯，开始全球搜索
Pedanken, Runa. Initiate global search.
档案已删除
File deleted.
抱歉，这已是全部
Sorry, that's all there is.
她不是一个人工作的， 谁和她一起工作？
She wasn't doing this by herself. Who worked with her?
她有一个助手
She had an assistant.
我们关于谋杀案盘问了她几天， 毫无收获
We questioned her for days about the murder. Got nothing.
那是因为你没有用计谋. 她是谁？在哪儿我能找到她？
That's because you have no finesse. Who is she and where do I find her?
摩娜.兹玛
Mona Zimmer.
她在微软街和第六街开了一家整形店
Runs a body alteration shop on Microsoft and Sixth.
这就是我喜欢你的原因
That's what I love about you.
我问了一个简单的问题， 四小时后，我得到一个简单的答案
I ask you a simple question, four hours later, I get a simple answer.
老板？
Boss?
老板去哪儿了？
Where did the boss go?
我不知道，出去了. 他说让我们在这儿等她
I don't know. Out. He said to wait for him here.
出去了？
Out?
他从来没有不带着我出门
He never goes anywhere without me.
我听到面包炉爆炸的声音
And I heard that toaster crack.
布鲁诺，把你那个旧警徽给我
Bruno, give me that old badge you got.
-我们要去抓谁？ -我需要你的帮助
-Who are we going to arrest? -I need your help.
没问题
Sure.
我们去哪儿？
Where are we going?
这次只需要我们两个， 我保证下次带你去
It's just got to be the two of us. You go next time. Promise.
非常感激
That's gratitude for you.
我们希望在周年纪念的时候， 我们可以拥有一个全新的"我们"
We were hoping that for our anniversary we could get a brand-new us.
多浪漫啊
How romantic.
你真幸运
You're in luck!
我碰巧有一个预约取消了
I just happen to have a cancellation.
太好了
Fantastic!
你们是原产的， 或者你们以前已经改进过了？
Are you all original or have you been previously improved?
全部原装的
All original.
真的？
Really?
真的，从头到脚
Yes, from top to bottom.
好的，那么你们想要什么改变？
Okay, then. Well, what exactly did you have in mind?
我们正想我们可以从给 她的臀部来点重塑开始...
We were thinking we could start with some ass-resculpting for her...
...使它变得更曲线，更翘...
...to get a little more bubblage--
我已经有个极好的臀部！
I happen to have a great ass!
我不是说你的屁股不够好，我们只是...
I'm not saying your ass isn't great. We'd like something--
你能不能改改他的大嘴巴？
Could you do something about his big mouth?
你有产品目录吗？ 也许我们能从那里得到点主意
Do you have any catalogues? Maybe we could get some ideas.
这边走，我会给你们看你们想要的
Come this way, I'll show you exactly what you want.
谢谢
Thank you.
来，甜心. 看看这些墙上的屁股
Come on, honey. Look at the asses on the wall.
好的，别推它
Yeah. Don't push it.
让我们从一些基本身体形态开始
Let's start with some of the basic body types.
我认为你会喜欢这个，高大强壮
Here's one I think you'll really like. The Amazon.
我不喜欢，它让我看起来象 一个大傻瓜，不是吗？
I don't like that. That makes me look like a big dufus, doesn't it?
-我们到哪儿买衣服？ -我不想变成那个大傻瓜
-Where would we buy clothes? -I don't want to be the big dufus.
好的，让我们再试试
Good point. Let me try again.
这个让我非常地自豪
This one I'm particularly proud of.
威尼斯海滩
The Venice Beach.
等一下，我想你找到了点什么
Wait a minute. I think you done found something there.
看看这些，甜心
Look at that, honey.
看看，看看我
Yeah, look at that. Look at me!
这就是我？
This is me?
可以是的
It could be.
甜心，我边看边想...
Honey, I'm looking and I'm thinking...
...你需要重新考虑提臀， 那会非常好的
...that you need to rethink the ass enhancement. It will work, it will help out.
你想要的是一个...你知道吗？
What you want is to have a.... You know?
她也需要更多一点向上提. 你能改一改吗？
She also needs a little more of this, too, up top. Can you fix this?
如果你能让她更漂亮点，只要一点
If you could spruce these up a little. Just a little sprucier.
我想现在足够了
I know that she has ample now.
但是我说的是丰满乳房. 让她变得更丰满些
But I'm talking titties galore. Let's have the titties really flowing.
对，就象那样
Yeah, like that.
看看这个
Look at that.
为什么不到我的办公室谈谈合同呢？
Why don't we step into my office and discuss the terms?
好的，让我们进去签合同！看看这个！
Yes, let's go in and sign up! Look at that!
在我们开始前，这儿有些事我想先告诉你
Before we get started, there's a few things I'd like to talk over with you.
首先，你是付现金...
First of all, will you be paying in cash...
...或者你愿意用我们灵活的分期付款方式支付呢？
...or would you like to take advantage of our flexible financing plan?
用现金，一次全部付清
All in cash, all at once.
-太好了，医疗记录卡？ -在这儿
-Excellent! Medical records? -Right here.
警局许可？
And police permit?
我们的警局许可？
Our police permits?
我想你会发现我们的警局许可马上就到
I think you'll find that our police permits are in order.
警局许可
Police permits.
抱歉，没人可以这样.没有警局许可不可以做. 这是身体改变法101规定的
Sorry, no can do. Not without a police permit. It's Body Alteration 101.
你们可能是逃犯，杀人犯，任何人
You could be fugitives, killers, anybody.
我们只是一对想让我们的关系再次闪光的夫妻
No, we're just a couple trying to put the spark back in our relationship.
关于要揭示这么多个人细节给警察的主意
The idea of revealing such personal details to the police.
求求你，兹玛医生？
Please, Dr. Zimmer?
好吧，你们今晚8点再来
All right. Come back tonight, 8:.00 sharp.
但是完成后要再付1万元
But it's another $10,000 upon completion.
好的.不过，医生，你被捕了
All right. Then, doctor, you are busted.
等等，你们是谁？卫生署的？
Give me a break. What are you guys, the Health Department?
你希望是. 听着，你有一次机会
You wish we were. Listen, you got one chance.
你回答我一些问题，我要实话
You answer some questions for me. And I want the truth.
好，你想知道什么？
Okay, what do you want to know?
-当你为露娜.派达肯工作的时候... -我从未听说过她
-When you worked for Runa Pedanken-- -I never heard of her.
你想耍花招？ 给她上手拷
You want to play games? Put the cuffs on her.
快，拷住她
Come on, cuff her.
别！等等！
No! Just hold on!
等等
Hold the cuffs.
告诉我所有你知道的， 别跟我玩花样，摩娜.
Tell me everything you know and don't play games with me, Mona.
告诉我，你知道些什么？马上
Talk to me. What do you know? Right now.
好吧，好吧
All right, all right.
在被杀前，露娜正在和一些重要的人合作...
Towards the end, Runa was dealing with some pretty heavy characters...
...但是她没有告诉我是谁. 而且她也没有保留任何记录
...but she didn't tell me who. And she didn't keep any records.
但有一天当她送其中一个人出门时...
But one day I walked into her office as she was showing one of the guys out...
...那个人把包留下了
...and he left his briefcase behind.
上面刻有WZW三个字母...
The initials WZW were embossed on it...
...是金的
...in gold.
那个包是用鳄鱼皮做的，你知道了吗？
And it was made out of genuine alligator skin. Are you with me?
好的
Earth goods.
这是我知道的全部了，我发誓
That's all I know. I swear it.
在记录中，从未有人对我的臀部有报怨
Just for the record, I have never had one complaint about my ass.
我只是演戏，我只是对那个女人说的. 那只是诡计中的一部分
I was just playing. I said that for the lady. It was part of the scam.
妈妈，你在这干什么？
Ma, what are you doing here?
看看你是不是没事
Seeing that you're all right.
妈妈，这是迪娜. 迪娜，我妈妈
Ma, this is Dina. Dina, my mother.
你是他的妈妈？
You're his mother?
为什么这么问？有问题吗？
Why, you got a problem with that?
我只是吃惊. 你比较象他的姐姐
I'm surprised. You could easily pass for his sister.
谢谢
Thank you.
你怎么还到处闲逛？ 你会死的
Why are you gallivanting around? You'll wind up dead.
我要教训那些炸了我夜总会的家伙
I got to take care of those guys that blew up my club.
-你最好离开月球 -我不想这么做
-You got to get your ass off the Moon! -I don't think so.
你认为你是个热狗屎，以前是走私犯， 刚被人炸了自己的夜总会
You think you're a hot-shit, ex-rill-hopping, burned-down-club-owning guy...
...但听你妈妈一次
...but once in a while, listen to your mother.
好吧，我会走的！ 但是我能先找点吃的吗？
All right, I'll get off the Moon! But can I get something to eat first?
好
God!
布鲁诺，给我拿点啤酒和三明治
Bruno, get some beer and sandwiches.
你该对你的机器人好一点
And you ought to be a little nicer to your robot.
对我的机器人好一点？
Be nicer to my robot?
你刚才和我妈唠叨点什么？
You been in here bitching to my moms?
先生们
Gentlemen.
有着按摩浴缸的豪华套间？
Suite with a hot tub?
纳什在哪间房？ 别骗我，否则打暴你的头
Which room is Nash in? Lie to me and I will blow your head off.
3D.
你们走楼梯，你们两个坐电梯
You take the stairs. You two, take the elevator.
让机器人走楼梯
Let the robots take the stairs.
你呆在这儿
You stay here.
布鲁托，我是罗伊. 有人来找你
Pluto, this is Roy. You got company.
我们必须马上离开这儿
We got to move out of here.
来，走这儿
Come on, this way!
布鲁诺，看看我们能不能从窗户走
Bruno, check and see if we can get out the window!
84型的
Model DRL '84.
非常好
Very nice.
布鲁诺
Bruno!
等会儿
Excuse me.
太高了，不能跳
Too high to jump!
布鲁诺，看看你能不能拔掉这门闩
Bruno, see what you can do with these bolts.
好，准备好了吗？
Okay. Ready?
走！
Go!
别动！
Freeze!
把手举起来！
Raise your hands!
抱歉，我能从这儿走吗？
Excuse me. Can I get through here?
回你房间去，女士
Go back to your room, lady.
-射得好，妈妈 -谢谢，宝贝
-Nice shooting, Ma! -Thanks, baby.
我会给你打电话的
I'll call you back.
呆在这儿
Stay here!
布鲁诺，够了
Bruno, enough!
罗兰德, 我是布鲁托
Rowland, it's Pluto.
我必须去Far Side
I got to get to the Far Side.
我需要你给我弄一件太空服
I need you to get me a spacesuit.
不，两件. 一件给身高5尺7寸的女人
Make that two spacesuits. One for a female about 5'7"'.
我到了那儿会给你打电话的
I'll tell you when I get there.
-这是迪娜 -很高兴见到你
-This is Dina. -Nice to meet you.
嘿，谢谢
Hi. Thanks.
我准备出城了
I'm getting ready to leave town.
你怎么去Far Side? 走着去？
How will you get to the Far Side? Walk there?
知道了，我正在准备交通工具
I got that covered. I'm arranging for some transportation.
这就是了
That's it.
-产品生产序列号？ -8-7-4-3-5-0-8
-Code generator serial number? -8-7-4-3-5-0-8.
检查
Check.
这不关我的事，但为什么我们 不去租辆车，而要偷呢？
It's not my business, but why don't we just rent a car instead of stealing one?
因为你租不到这种车
Because you can't rent these.
-有什么特别吗？ -它是克莱斯勒DeSoto S-5000.
-What's so special about it? -It's a Chrysler DeSoto S-5000.
它可以在14英寸的气垫上行驶， 爬上64英寸的山坡
It cruises on a 14-inch cushion of air, hikes up to 64 inches in rough terrain.
它抗热，抗流星，还有 扭矩压缩机功率推力
It's heat and meteor resistant, with a torque compressor power thrust...
...和强大的音响系统
...and a kick-ass sound system.
相信我，布鲁诺，我需要点火芯片
Trust me on this one. Bruno, I need an ignition chip.
这个也许可以用
This might do the trick.
没问题
It will work perfect.
真高兴你的保镖和车有一些部件可以互换
Got to love a place where your bodyguard and car have interchangeable parts.
真聪明，你先走
Smart-ass. After you.
晚上好，范得斡先生. 詹姆斯在这儿为你效劳.你今天怎么来早了？
Good evening, Mr. Vandervoort. James here. Aren't you early, sir?
我们打算给范得斡太太带些 果酱薄饼，让她大吃一惊...
We're surprising Mrs. Vandervoort with some jam and scones...
我们会在Far Side的一家美容院接她
...and picking her up at a spa on the Far Side.
你不是范得斡先生
You're not Mr. Vandervoort at all.
你们是想偷这车的流氓
You're some hooligan trying to steal his motorcar.
我不干
I won't have it!
闭嘴，开车. 去Far Side
Shut up and drive. Head for the Far Side.
在我报警前，我会数三下：一
I'll give you to the count of three before I alert the authorities. One.
对不起，詹姆斯，你太晚了. 我们已经切断你的报警装置
Sorry, James. You're too late. I have disconnected your alarm relay.
现在开车，杰米宝贝， 否则你再也说不了话了
So get moving, Jimmy boy, or you'll have a speech impediment.
上帝啊，我被偷了！
Good God, I'm being stolen!
载我们一段，詹姆斯
Take over for a while, James.
我不会作帮凶的
I will not be an accomplice in this.
你不是帮凶，你是人质，快开
You're not an accomplice, you're a hostage. Do it.
-我不会被胁迫的 -开
-I won't be intimidated. -Do it!
好吧
All right.
谢谢
Thank you.
干得好，詹姆斯
Nice work, James.
好，詹姆斯.你这个笨蛋
Yeah, James. You little asshole.
我听到了
I heard that.
-你在这怎么样？ -不错
-How are you holding up? -Fine.
嘿，听着，我不会让任何事发生在你身上
Hey, listen, I won't let anything happen to you.
我保证
I promise.
好的
All right.
象这样的黑夜还要持续多久？
How long does the night last up here?
两周
Two weeks.
-太沉闷了 -不，不闷.这很美，看这儿
-That's so depressing. -No, it's not. It's nice. Look at this.
当我还是个小男孩时， 我就和罗兰德到过这里...
When I was a little boy, I used to come out here with Rowland...
...仰望天空，数星星
...Iook up and count the stars, and dream about what was out there.
我从未听过这么无聊的话
I never heard such drivel in my life!
你那儿有什么饮料？
What kind of refreshments you got back here?
非常抱歉，先生.我们不提供饮料
Dreadfully sorry, sir. We weren't expecting anyone.
我知道你有. 你想让我搜吗？
I know you got something. You going to make me house it?
香槟酒和鱼子酱！
Champagne and caviar!
别碰，这些是给客人准备的
Don't touch those, they're for guests!
詹姆斯，我们就是客人
James, we are guests.
你想灌醉她，和她发生关系
He'll get her drunk and have his way with her.
你知道？
You know something?
真不幸，老男孩
Bad luck, old boy!
我们被埋伏了？
We were ambushed?
-埋伏？ -是的，先生
-Ambushed? -Yes, sir.
真的？好吧，他们使诈
Really? Well, they're just not playing fair.
没别的借口了吗？家庭问题，突然降温， 工作压力太大？还有吗？
Any other excuses? Problems at home, cold coming on, work too stressful? What?
-没有，先生 -好的
-Nothing, sir. -Good.
因为下次我必须同雷克斯.卡特说纳什已经死了
Because the next time I talk to Rex Crater, I need to say Nash is dead.
-那正是他想听的 -几乎已经完成了
-That's all he wants to hear. -It's as good as done.
否则就是你死
Or else you are.
还不快滚
Get out of here.
我们会办好的，先生
We'll get right on it, sir.
我们在哪？
Where are we?
安全的地方.这是一个老的探矿屋
Safe. It's an old prospecting dome.
我们几年前找到的. 除了我和布鲁诺，没人知道
We found it years back. Nobody knows about it but me and Bruno.
外面几度？
What's the temperature out here?
大约零下200度
It's about 200 below.
真暖和啊
Balmy.
游戏结束了，下来吧
Play's over. Get down here.
好的
Okay.
那真有趣
That was fun.
回忆，我们在这儿有很多回忆，布鲁诺
Memories. Had a lot of memories in here, Bruno.
看看这些破烂
Look at all this junk.
“破烂”是什么意思？ 我们叫库存
What do you mean "'junk"'? This is called inventory.
尊敬点，这是我一生工作留下的
Show a little respect. This is what's left of my life's work.
非常好奇你有这样的东西
Very interesting help you have around here.
这是个老的程序，我忘了把它删除了
That's an old program I forgot to delete.
我把它停在“噢！”上后就忘了它了
Left it on "'Oops! "' I forgot that was in there.
想我吗？
Miss me?
看来不
Guess not.
她是一个带有多种功能软件的杰作
She's an excellent piece of multi-functional software.
开始搜索
Initiate search.
有组织犯罪集团，地球人 初始字母WZW
Convicted organized crime, Earthling, initials WZW.
WZW.
没有WZW
No WZW.
没有.谢谢. 谢谢你的“没有”，没用的电脑
Nothing. Thank you. Thanks for nothing. Worthless computer.
进行的怎么样？
How's it going?
不怎么样
It's not going at all.
芭贝蒂做了午餐
Babette made lunch.
谢谢，非常感谢
Thank you. Thank you so much.
我能帮忙吗？
Can I help?
电脑对我们要找的神秘男子一无所知
Computer's got no information on our mystery man.
我现在想也许那个兹玛骗了我们
I'm starting to think that that Zimmer conned us.
这是你的问题了，兹玛说的是WZW，不是MZM
Here's your problem. Zimmer said WZW, not MZM.
你把它们倒过来看了
You're just looking at it upside--
等等
Wait a minute.
你找到了！看看你！你真是个天才！
You did it! Look at you! You're a genius!
看你说的，她也是这样倒过来看到的
Look what you did. She saw it upside down.
看看这次
Watch this.
开始搜索.有组织犯罪集团， 地球人，初始字母MZM
Initiate search. Convicted organized crime, Earthling, initials MZM.
好了，你看到吗？我们找到一些了
Okay. You see? Now we have something.
打开档案10-17
Open file 10-17 MM.
你对无罪释放感觉如何，玛儒兹先生？
How do you feel about your acquittal, Mr. Marucci?
我生活在一个有着公正的伟大国度，我感觉自豪
Makes me proud to live in this great country where justice is still served.
由于赌博业已在地球禁止，杰奥万托集团会不会...
With gambling to be outlawed on Earth, will the Giovanetto syndicate...
...在月球上组织一个新的集团从事赌博业？
...engender a consortium to perpetuate a new gambling coalition on the Moon?
什么会做什么？为了什么？ 说英语，甜心
Will the what do what to the what? Speak English, sweetheart.
你和地球上其他主要犯罪集团会不会...
Will you and the other major organized crime figures on Earth--
犯罪集团？ 我不认识任何犯罪集团的人
Organized crime? I don't know nobody in organized crime.
听着，亲爱的...
Listen, darling...
...你想问我问题，让我们找个地方坐下来谈
...you want to ask me a question, let's sit down somewhere.
我们可以先开一瓶酒， 多了解一下对方
We'll open a bottle of wine, get to know each other better.
换件新衣服，穿双漂亮的鞋
Get a new dress, a nice pair of shoes.
7点左右到我的酒店来
Be at my hotel around 7::00.
你在等什么，跳舞吗？
What are you waiting for, a dance?
我忘了这里有台阶
I forgot the stairs were there.
退回去
Back it up.
让我们近一点看
Let me take it in a little closer here.
再近一点
And closer still.
你看到什么？
What do you see?
就是说迈克.玛儒兹就是雷克斯.卡特？
So Mike Marucci is Rex Crater?
有证据证明是
One way to find out.
那太牵强了，布鲁托
That's pretty far-fetched, Pluto.
但是我敢打赌
But I buy it.
玛儒兹有钱，又有势力
Marucci had the bucks, he had the balls.
有着能修建月球海滨的背景
He had the background to build Moon Beach.
更别提，他不介意消灭任何挡着他路的人
Not to mention he wouldn't mind whacking anybody who got in his way.
我注意到了
So I noticed.
布鲁托，一旦你找到敌人， 就别浪费时间了
Pluto, when you make an enemy, you don't mess around.
对，你真了解我
Yeah, you know me.
我现在要去见一个FBI的老伙计， 待会再来找你
I'm gonna see an old buddy at the FBl, I'll get back to you.
好
Right.
听！那是康纳狄哥. 听得多清楚
Listen to that! That's Connecticut. Listen how clear.
那是什么？
What's this?
别碰它！住手！ 那是一只冷冻的墨西哥狗
No, don't do that! Stop! That's a cryogenic Chihuahua!
是一只真的狗？
It's a real dog?
是的，非常的娇贵. 你知道带宠物到这儿是非法的
Yeah, it's very delicate. You know it's illegal to bring pets here.
但我一个在Juarez的朋友 知道怎么冷冻这些东西
But I got a friend back in Juarez who knows how to freeze-dry these things.
看这个，它是母的
Look at that. It's a girl.
把这个小东西放到粒子炉去解冻两分钟...
Pop that little bitch in the particle wave for two minutes on defrost...
...她就会满屋跑了
...she'll be running around the room.
我以前走私一个可以赚5000块
I used to get $5,000 a pop for these things.
在地球上，你都在哪儿唱歌？
Where'd you do your singing back Earth?
婚礼上，成人仪式，葬礼上
Weddings, bar mitzvahs, reincarnation rituals.
普通的表演，我已经厌倦了...
The usual gigs. I hit a rut...
...所以我寄了一盘磁带到这里的夜总会， 猜猜，怎样了？
...so I sent my tape to a club I heard about up here. Figured, what the hell?
他们寄了张单程票给我
They sent me a one-way ticket.
但我到这儿时，那地方已经卖了
But when I got here, the place had been sold.
我检查了水箱，足够我们待上几个月的
I checked the water tanks. We have enough to stay here for months.
食物怎么样？
What about food?
很多
Plenty.
让我们开个餐会，改变一下这里的气氛
Let's have a dinner party. Let's change the mood in this place.
好的
All right.
他看上去有点...他是不是生气了？
He seems a little.... Does he get angry?
没有，我给它安装了一块快乐的芯片， 这就是为什么他总是...
No. He has a happiness chip I had installed. That's why he's always....
-当你取笑他时，他介不介意？ -不，因为有快乐芯片
-Does he mind when you make fun of him? -No, the happiness chip.
我真希望我也有块这样的芯片， 这样我就可以永远快乐
I wish I had a happiness chip in my ass so I'd always be happy.
六分之一的重力有没有给你的 背部造成持续的疼痛？
Has one-sixth gravity been giving you chronic back pain?
我们这里的月球腰椎医院专门将腰椎骨...
We at the Lunar Lumbar Clinic specialize in replacing the lumbar vertebrae...
...替换成有着专利的环氧脊椎替代品
...with our patented epoxy spinal substitute.
你看，一旦派达肯医生被谋杀了...
You see, once Dr. Pedanken was murdered...
...没有任何关系可以证明 玛儒兹克隆体是否存在！
...there's no link to prove a Marucci clone ever existed!
-拜托，先吃饭，好吗？ -现在要给你也买份晚餐吗？
-Please, after we eat, okay? -Now I got to buy you dinner, too?
让我告诉你，杰克...
I'll tell you, Jack...
...在克隆发明前，侦探工作要容易的多
...detective work was a lot easier before they invented cloning.
至少你知道谁是你的朋友
At least you knew who your friends were.
谁打的？ 没人有这个号码
Who is that? Nobody even has this number.
-妈！ -布鲁托！
-Ma! -Pluto!
挂断电话 如果有人在追踪电话怎么办？
Get off this line. What if somebody is tracing this call?
布鲁托，罗兰德死了！ 他们发现他被杀了
Pluto, Rowland is dead! They found him murdered.
他们怎么能这样？ 我真不敢相信
How could they do this? I can't believe this.
布鲁托，快离开月球！ 他们也想要杀你
Pluto, please get off the Moon! They're going to kill you, too.
你能听见我说的吗？
Did you hear me?
我有些事要做，稍后再联系
I got some business to take care of. I'll be back in touch.
布鲁托
Pluto.
布鲁诺
Bruno!
-过来 -是，老板
-Come on! -Yes, boss!
他们杀了罗兰德!
They killed Rowland!
你知道为什么？我们离真相太近了. 是时候直面玛儒兹了
You know why? We came too close to the truth. It's time to confront Marucci!
-我们最好穿上防弹衣 -你在这会很安全的
-We better wear protection. -You'll be safe here.
你把我留在这儿？
You're leaving me behind?
-那是什么？ -观光车逼近了
-What is that? -Recreational vehicle approaching.
这次让我们给他点颜色瞧瞧，好吗？
Let's get it right this time, okay?
这辆车属于大月球宾馆
Registered to Lunar Grand Hotel.
-那是什么？ -如果我是你，我就把太空服穿上
-What the hell is that? -I'd put on my spacesuit if I were you.
他们有5个人
I count five of them.
4个人有43-K枪，还有一个拿着蝎子火箭炮
Four with 43-K Magnums and one Scorpion rocket launcher.
-开始对抗 -没有对抗系统
-lnitiate countermeasures! -There are no countermeasures.
-拿出所有进攻武器 -你忘了我们已经把它们卖了？
-Break out all the assault weapons! -We sold them, remember?
那个有增压器的大屁股清道夫在哪儿？
Where's that big-ass street sweeper with the supercharger?
在你妈妈那
It's at your mom's.
好极了！我们接下来干什么？
Great! What are we going to do?
浴室！
Bathroom!
-浴室？ -对，快来！
-Bathroom? -Yeah, come on!
芭贝蒂，保重
Babette, secure yourself!
布鲁诺，抱着我们
Bruno, hold us down!
约翰逊，跟着我
Johnson, stay with me.
你们三个，进去看看他是不是在里面
You three, go in and make sure we got him.
你去哪儿？
Where are you going?
回来
Get back!
过来
Come here!
-你干什么？ -救你
-What are you doing? -Saving your ass!
妈的！
Shit!
约翰逊，在你后面
Johnson, behind you!
该死的!
Goddamn it!
跟我来!
Stay with me!
詹姆斯，开门！詹姆斯，
James, open up!
布鲁诺!
Bruno!
布鲁诺!
Bruno!
我们走!
Let's go!
-他们怎么找到我们的? -显然你干了蠢事.
-How did they find us? -Obviously you did something stupid.
干的好
That's good.
坐好
Hold it.
开始加强功率，马上！
Engage power thrust, now!
你们为什么不投降呢？
Why don't you just give yourself up?
-马上加强功率！ -功率加强
-Engage the power thrust right now! -Power thrust engaged.
我们已经甩调他们了，我们现在安全了
We lost them. We're good to go now.
谁来付车子的损失...
Who's going to pay for the damage to the vehicle...
...更别提鱼子酱和香摈.
...not to mention the caviar and champagne?
我会给你支票.
I'll send you a check.
该死!
Shit!
-撞他们. -什么?
-Ram them. -What?
撞他们!
Ram them!
继续
Stay on them.
好的!
Okay!
快,快,快!
Go, go, go!
去死,布鲁托·纳什.
Die, die, Pluto Nash.
-我被撞了! -安静!
-I'm hit! -Quiet!
我被撞了!
I'm hit!
布鲁诺,看到那边的小峡谷吗?
Bruno, you see that rill right there?
没有峡谷.
No rills, please!
这是很明显的途径，极好的边缘！
It's a clear approach and a perfect lip!
-那是峡谷？ -是的
-What's a rill? -That's a rill!
布鲁托.
Pluto.
-你疯了? -坐好!
-Are you crazy? -Hold on!
记时,布鲁诺!
Say when, Bruno!
三,二,一...
Three, two, one...
...走!
...go!
停,停!
Stop, stop!
这就是他们叫我溪跳者的原因
That's why they call us rill-hoppers.
我想我要吐了.
I think I'm going to be sick.
疏散!疏散!
Evacuate! Evacuate!
戴上头盔.
Put your helmet on!
-为什么? -快,戴上!
-Why? -Hurry, get it on!
你们要去哪?
Where are you going?
-外面,兄弟. -是真的,詹姆斯.
-Overboard, brother. -It's been real, James.
好,那我就坐在这里等着爆炸,是吗?
Great, so I'll just sit here and blow up, shall I?
-我们能回去了吗? -不!
-Can we go home now? -No!
到那边去.
Get us to the other side.
好的.
All right.
即使他们在爆炸前逃出, 他们也不可能在这儿幸存,是吗?
Even if they bailed out before the explosion, they still couldn't survive out here, right?
我们走.
Let's go.
请原谅,你们能拉我起来吗?
Excuse me, could you give me a lift?
我有关于你们要找的人的消息.
I have some information about the people that you're looking for.
回来! 我能帮你们找到他们,你们这群讨厌的人!
Come back here! I can help you find them, you bastards!
我们现在怎么办?
What do we do now?
我们走路.
We start walking.
我们没有任何食物和水.
We don't have any food or water.
在我们需要食物和水之前, 我们已经用完氧气了.相信我.
We'll run out of air long before we need food and water. Trust me.
-我不能呼吸了. -来,迪娜,坚持.
-I can't breathe. -Come on, Dina, hang in there.
坚持.
Hang in there.
迪娜.
Dina.
迪娜.
Dina.
老板.
Boss.
老板...
Boss...
...电池...
...battery...
...不足.
...Iow.
该死!
Shit!
-坐着,否则你又会昏倒的. -好的.
-Stay down or you'll pass out again. -Okay.
你在徒步漫游？
You on a nature walk or something?
不，我车子的推进器爆炸了
No, the thrusters on my vehicle blew out.
发生什么事了? 我们在哪?
What's going on? Where are we?
一切都很好.我刚好救了你们. 我的名字叫范雷克斯.拉容格
It's okay. I just rescued you. My name is Felix Laranga.
范雷克斯,我叫布鲁托,这是迪娜.
Felix, I'm Pluto and that's Dina.
布鲁托?
Pluto?
-布鲁托·纳什? -是.
-Pluto Nash? -Yeah.
那个布鲁托·纳什?
The Pluto Nash?
是.
Yeah.
别开玩笑，我是你第一号崇拜者.
Get out of here, I'm your number one fan!
你就是我从事走私事业的原因.
You're the reason I got into the smuggling business.
甜心，让我告诉你，这个人 就是Tito Puente的溪跳者
Honey, let me tell you something. This man is the Tito Puente of rill-hopping.
就在这儿，就是他
Right here, this is the guy.
你能带我的机器人进进来吗? 他需要充电.
Could you bring my robot inside? He needs to be recharged.
哦,我和机器人之间有过惨痛的经历.
Well, look, I had a really bad robot experience once.
我看到一个相当棒的机器人， 我租她回去...
I had this fine robot mamita and I rented her out...
...把她带回家，我们开始办事
...took her back to my place, we started getting busy.
突然，出了故障，她几乎结果了我
All of a sudden, there's a malfunction, and bam! She does a Terminator on me.
打断我几根肋骨, 使我的肩膀脱臼.
Busted a couple of my ribs, dislocated my shoulder.
很幸运我还活着.
I'm lucky I'm still alive.
别担心布鲁诺, 他不会伤害你.
Don't worry about Bruno, he's not going to hurt you.
只要你别想和他办事
As long as you don't try to get busy with him.
平时我会说不. 但为了布鲁托·纳什,我会做任何事.
Ordinarily, I'd say no. But for Pluto Nash, I'll do anything.
我很感激.
I appreciate it.
你想你能带我们去月亮海滨吗?
You think you might be able to give us a ride to Moon Beach?
布鲁,如果你要去迈阿密海滩,我也会带你去.
Bro, I'll take you to Miami Beach if that's where you got to go.
我就回来.
I'll be right back.
看这个.
Check it out.
月亮大赌场的骰子，装好的， 百分百探测不到的
Lunar Grand Casino dice, loaded and 100% undetectable.
你要一副吗?作为我个人送给你的礼物.
You want a set, as a personal gift from me?
谢谢,不过我不是一个赌徒.
Thanks, but I'm not really a big gambler.
有了这些骰子，你不再是赌博
With those dice, you ain't gambling.
我们不去赌博，谢谢
We're not going to gamble. Thanks, but no, thanks.
如果你不是赌徒,那你们去月亮海滨干什么?
If you're not a gambler, why are you going to Moon Beach?
-我去见一个老朋友. -是谁?
-I'm going to see an old friend of mine. -Who's that?
雷克斯.卡特
Rex Crater.
雷克斯.卡特是你的朋友?
Rex Crater is a friend of yours?
是的,当然.
Yeah, sure.
你能给我一间有着下陷式客厅按摩浴缸的套间...
Can you comp me a suite with a sunken living room bathtub...
...里面有水床，天花板上镶着镜子？
...and a waterbed with a mirror on the ceiling?
好的，也许
Yeah, probably.
妈的
Damn!
布鲁托.纳什和雷克斯.卡特一起堕落
Pluto Nash is down with Rex Crater.
你知道吗，范雷克斯？
You know what, Felix?
拿着这些希拉里. 我们很感激你救了我们.
Take these Hillarys. We appreciate your helping us out.
不，你是我的偶像，你不必这么做
No, you my man. You don't got to do that.
拿着,你救了我们. 我很感激.
Take this, you helped us out. I appreciate it.
没什么，听我说
I'm all right. I'll tell you what.
-你能在我的头盔上签名吗? -别这样.
-Would you sign my helmet for me? -Get out of here.
-来,给我你的亲笔签名. -你是认真的?
-Come on, give me an autograph. -Are you serious?
并不是每天我都能和布鲁托.纳什混在一起
It's not every day I get to hang out with Pluto Nash.
-求你. -好,我签.
-Please. -Okay, I'll sign it.
这是我第一次给人签名.
This is my first autograph.
你想让我写什么?
What do you want me to sign?
"给范雷克斯...
"'To Felix...
"我的哥们,和我一起出生入死，我永生难忘"
"'...my buddy, who stuck with me through thick and thin, who I'll never forget."'
布鲁,我刚救了你的命.
Bro, I just saved your life.
"我的哥们,和我一起出生入死，救了我的命
"'My buddy, who stuck with me through thick and thin, and saved my ass.
"祝安致爱，布鲁托.纳什."
"'Peace and love, Pluto Nash."'
你后面装了些什么？
What's all that stuff you got on the rack back there?
那是我刚从波多黎各走私来的.
That's a new shipment of stuff I just smuggled in from Puerto Rico.
东西怎么样？
Is that right?
极品，有设计家标签. 怎么,你需要什么吗?
Top of the line, designer labels. Why, you need something?
是的,我们可以用到一些衣服.
Yeah, we could use some clothes.
欢迎来到月亮海滨 欢迎来到月亮大酒店...
Welcome to Moon Beach and the Lunar Grand Hotel...
...在这里好运将伴随你.
...where luck is always on your side.
欢迎来到月亮海滨 欢迎来到月亮大酒店...
Welcome to Moon Beach and the Lunar Grand Hotel...
...在这里好运将伴随你.
...where luck is always on your side.
布鲁诺,等一下. 去买份杂志或别的什么.
Bruno, lay low for a minute. Go get a magazine or something.
在电梯前和我们会合.
Meet us over by the elevators.
嘿,俊男,带我去你的房间玩一会儿怎么样?
Hey, good-looking, how about slipping up to your room and playing with me awhile?
今晚你不想做些令人兴奋的事吗?
Don't you want to do something exciting tonight?
不!
No!
担心你没好运？
Afraid you might get lucky?
嘿.
Hello.
晚上好.要入住吗?
Good evening. Checking in?
实际上,我们是来找托尼.弗兰西斯的.
Actually, we're here to see Tony Francis.
早场还是晚场?
The early show or the late show?
我们是老朋友了.我们自己去见他. 他的化妆间在哪?
We're old friends. We come to see him in person. Where's his dressing room?
我不能告诉你,先生.
I can't tell you that, sir.
真的?
Really?
那么给我们一间房间和两张早场的票.
Tell you what, just give us a room and two tickets to the early show.
准备就绪.请按个拇指印付帐.
All set. Just give me a thumb print for the charges.
我用现金付.
I'll pay in cash.
现金总是更方便.
Cash is always easier.
弗兰西斯先生的表演要穿正装.
Mr. Francis' show is black tie.
我们的门房有服装出租.
We have rentals available from the concierge.
所有的打扮是为了托尼,当然
All prettied up for Tony? Absolutely.
躲躲猫,我找到你了.来吧,大男孩...
Peekaboo, I found you. Come on, big boy...
...在大厅！噢，宝贝！
...right here in the lobby! Oh, baby!
你这个变态！
You sick bastard!
保安!
Security!
准备就绪.
All set.
祝你们住的愉快
Enjoy your stay.
疯狂的托尼！
Crazy-ass Tony!
好的，一切顺利
All right. So far, so good.
跟我们来.
Come with us.
-怎么了? -他跟你一起的?
-What's the problem? -ls he with you?
是的,他是我从西维吉尼亚来的老朋友. 出什么事了?
Yes, he's my old friend from West Virginia. What's going on?
扮得不错
Nice try.
你赔偿了这台老虎机的损失后, 我们会把他奉还的
After you've paid for the damages to this slot machine, we'll give Earl back.
-等一下-- -这是认领单.
-Wait a second-- -Here's your claim check.
当你离开时带你的机器人走.
Pick your robot up when you leave.
我们走.
Let's go.
对不起,老板.
Sorry, boss.
你不是一个机器人,你是一只野兽!
You're not a robot, you're an animal!
排好队！
Line it up!
宝贝,你爱我吗? 因为我也爱自己!
Yo, baby, you love me? 'Cause I love me, too!
来这儿,宝贝!
Come here, baby!
给这里的人开几瓶香槟...
I want bottles of champagne for those people over there....
你准备好了？掷！
You ready? Blow!
布鲁托！我的偶像，布鲁托.纳什
Yo, Pluto! My man, Pluto Nash!
布鲁托.纳什，来啊
Pluto Nash, come on!
来这儿，布鲁托 我想让你看看我是怎么赢大钱的
Come here, Pluto. I want to show you how to win big time!
布鲁托，你去哪儿？来呀 我又赢了1000块
Pluto, where are you going? Come on! They're giving away $1,000 chips!
来这儿
Come here!
贝尔切先生，纳什刚走进大厅
Mr. Belcher, Nash just walked in the lobby.
纳什还活着
Nash is alive.
你们这群蠢货
You idiots!
全天，全天
All day, all day!
看着这个，甜心
Watch this, honey!
想喝口香槟吗？
Want a sip of champagne?
走
Let's go.
把这些给我，把你的手拿开， 否则我让你被炒
Give me those back. Get your hands off me or I'll have you fired.
你知道我是谁吗？ 我是范雷克斯.拉容格！
You know who I am? Felix Laranga!
谁？
Who?
你没听说过是因为你蠢
You never heard of me 'cause you're stupid.
女士们，先生们，宇宙中无可争议的大师...
Ladies and gentlemen, the undisputed master of the universe...
...托尼.弗兰西斯先生！
...Mr. Tony Francis!
多美妙的表演，他真与众不同，独树一帜
What an amazing act. He's so different, so original.
没错
Yeah.
你怎么那么肯定他一定会帮我们？
What makes you so sure he'll help us out?
当然会，如果没有我，他连一个音符都唱不了
He'll help us. He couldn't sing a note if it weren't for me.
是你教托尼唱歌的？
You taught Tony Francis how to sing?
不是，是我让那些追债的人 没把毒药灌进他的喉咙
No, I convinced a bookie not to pour some acid down his throat.
打包行李，和我一起回家
Pack your bags, I'm taking you home with me!
谢谢，女士们，先生们
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
请欢迎我们的灾难音乐大师...
Please welcome the master of musical disaster...
...泰德.杰弗瑞和泰德.杰弗瑞乐团
...Ted Jefferies and the Ted Jefferies Orchestra.
说对了，大师
Hit it, maestro!
那边有个家伙在找人
There's a guy over there checking faces.
把头转过来
Turn towards me.
好的，我想有效
Okay, I think that worked.
对我也有效
It worked for me.
你真是太棒了， 托尼，演出真好
You were so wonderful, Tony. What a great show!
这真是一个极好的夜晚，不是吗？
It was a magnificent evening, wasn't it?
这是不是退票窗？
Is this the refund window?
布鲁托.纳什！天啊，见到你真是太好了！ 最近怎么样？
Pluto Nash! My goodness, it's marvelous to see you! How have you been?
我会告诉你的.这是迪娜
I'll tell you about it. This is Dina.
-我真喜欢你的表演 -托尼喜欢你喜欢他的表演
-I loved your show. -Tony loves you for loving his show.
这是我的妻子们，芝娜和费罗门娜
I want you to meet my wives, Gina and Filomena.
很高兴见到你们，布鲁托和迪娜
A pleasure to meet you, Pluto and Dina.
兄弟，安东尼.弗兰克沃斯基
My man, Anthony Frankowski!
-是范雷克斯，不是弗兰克沃斯基 -你妻子不知道你是波兰人？
-It's Francis, not Frankowski. -Your wives don't know you're Polish?
-没人知道，你会揭穿的 -好吧，这是我们的小秘密
-Nobody knows. You'll blow my cover. -All right, it's our little secret.
你们想在这吃晚餐吗？
You want to stay for dinner?
我们做了osso buco，猪排和汤圆， 都是从托尼妈妈的菜谱上学来的
We made osso buco and pork and gnocchi, all Tony's mother's recipes.
不,谢谢,我们已经吃过了.
No, thanks, we ate already.
-你真是怪人 -你不会明白的.
-You're a freak. -You have no idea.
我能和你私下谈谈吗?
Can I talk to you in private?
当然可以. 请允许我们失陪一会儿.
Absolutely. Would you excuse us for a minute?
请便！
Sure!
你娶了一对双胞胎?
You married twins?
她们不是双胞胎.我遇上个 完美的女人,于是把她克隆了.
They're not twins. I met the perfect woman and I had her cloned.
-哪个才是她? -谁在乎?
-Which one is which? -Who cares?
我和你的老板,雷克斯.卡特, 我们有些小小的误会.
Me and your boss, Rex Crater, we had a little misunderstanding.
什么误会?
What kind of misunderstanding?
他想杀死我, 他还炸了我的夜总会.
He tried to have me killed and he blew up my club.
-你怎么知道是卡特做的? -我知道.
-How do you know it was Crater? -I know it.
他出价买我的夜总会,我不想卖,所以他们炸了它.
He offered to buy my club and I wouldn't sell it, so they blew it up.
妈的.
Shit.
你设法让我见见卡特
You got to help me get to Crater.
-宝贝，我还不想死，知道吗？ -只要告诉我怎么找他?
-Babe, I'm fond of breathing, you dig? -Just tell me how to get to him.
我从没见过他! 他在上面他的顶楼上看我的表演.
I never even met him! He watches my show from up in his penthouse.
有时写张字条下来： "你的笑话真讨厌.你走路象只孔雀."
He sends down these messages: "'Your jokes suck. You walk like a peacock."'
如果不是我，你现在就不能 唱歌了，不是吗？
You wouldn't be singing if it wasn't for me, right?
好吧，哥们
Come on, man.
我知道一条路可能可以通到他的顶楼去.
I might know a way for you to get up into his penthouse.
-这之后你要自己干了,布鲁托. -谢谢.
-After that you're on your own, Pluto. -Thanks.
带上布鲁诺,赔偿老虎机的损失.
Pick up Bruno and pay the damages on that slot machine.
再租一辆车,在酒店门口外等着.
Rent a car and wait outside the front entrance of the hotel.
我可能不得不尽快逃走.
I might have to make a fast getaway.
-但如果你逃脱不了怎么办? -我总是能脱身.
-But what if you don't get away? -I always get away.
来,我们这边走.
Come on, we'll go this way.
雷克斯.卡特的私人电梯就在我的旁边.
Rex Crater's private penthouse elevator is right next to mine.
你有一条路可以从我的电梯进入他的.
There's a way for you to get from my elevator into his.
你好.
How you doing?
相信我,你会喜欢的.
Trust me, you'll love this.
好,我们走. 我会停掉它,就没人会打搅我们了.
All right, here we go. I'll stop this so nobody bothers us.
-我过会去拿 -该死!
-I gotta get that later. -Shit!
那边下面的就是雷克斯的电梯,看到吗?
That's Rex's elevator down there. See?
它只在地下二层和他的顶楼停.
It only stops at the subbasement and his penthouse.
我的电梯最低只能到这一层.
My elevator only goes as low as this floor.
我怎么才能从这部电梯到那部?
How do I get from one elevator to the other one?
那就是托尼在这儿要帮你的忙了. 我会告诉你所有要做的.
That's what Tony is here to help you with. I'll tell you the whole thing.
越退后越好，然后加速跑，跳过去
Back up as far as you can go, get a good running start, jump out across.
-跳到哪里? -架子上!看到下面那个突出的地方吗?
-Jump across to what? -The ledge! See that ledge down there?
抓住这些电线,悬吊下去,到那个架子上.
Grab onto these wires and swing down onto the ledge.
-你要我抓着发烫的电线? -你怎么知道它们是烫的?
-You want me to grab hot wires? -How do you know they're hot?
看,这该死的是烫的!
Look, the shit is hot!
抓住那些不烫的. 悬吊下去,到那个架子上.
Grab the ones that aren't hot. Swing down, get down to the ledge.
接着你等1个半小时后他们送晚餐上去给他.
Then you wait an hour and a half till they bring Rex's late supper up to him.
当电梯经过时, 在它经过你之前,你跳到它上面去.
When the elevator goes by, before it passes you, you jump on top.
用这个筹码扭松螺丝,打开电梯的天窗.
Use this casino chip to unscrew the trapdoor on top of the elevator.
跳进去,除掉那两个机器人卫兵,噗噗!
Jump down inside and take out the two robot guards, pop-pop!
卟!电梯里只有你了, 你可以和雷克斯会面了.
Boom! You're alone in the elevator, you got a meeting with Rex.
计划B是什么？
What's plan B?
这就是计划B.
This is Plan B.
我是来接受卡特先生的出价的.
I'm here to accept Mr. Crater's offer.
-是吗? -都解决了.1000万.
-ls that right? -It's all settled. $10 million.
-我们不得不重新再谈. -我去准备我的下一场表演.
-We'll have to get back to you on that. -I got to get ready for my next show.
把他们抬出去.
Get them out of here.
很抱歉,你的机器人还得留在赌场...
Sorry, your robot remains property of this casino...
...直到我们的老虎机得到赔偿.
...until the damages to our slot machines are taken care of.
我就是来付钱的.
I'm here to pay you.
修理部还没有送帐单下来.
Repairs hasn't sent down a bill yet.
如果你可以给我那张帐单, 你会很讨人喜欢的
You would be a real peach if you could get me that bill.
亨利,我这儿有一个布鲁诺63豪华型.
Harry, I got a Bruno '63 Deluxe.
打坏了一台老虎机. 它的主人现在想带它走.
Wrecked a slot machine. Owner wants to pick him up.
他们该付多少钱?
How much they owe?
我还没处理这件该死的事.
I haven't even looked at the damn thing yet.
让他们明天早上结帐.
Have him check with us tomorrow morning.
他们说什么?
What are they saying?
你要在这儿过一晚.
You'll be spending the night.
这真有趣.
It's been fun.
请原谅.
Excuse me.
-我要去撒尿. -机器人从不撒尿.
-I got to take a leak. -Robots don't take leaks.
显然你是对的.
You're absolutely right.
来吧.
Come on.
我们需要一辆车.
We need to get a car.
你们这么急着做什么?
What are you in such a hurry for?
你想和卡特先生谈谈?
You wanted to talk to Mr. Crater?
就在这儿.
Here you are.
我终于可以见伟大的卡特先生了?
I finally get to meet the great Rex Crater?
或者是迈克.玛儒兹?
Or is it Mike Marucci?
不错,是迈克.玛儒兹.
Yeah, Mike Marucci.
你以为你很聪明, 我全猜到了.
Thought you were so damn smart, I figured you out.
我该从这里过去踢你的肥屁股.
I should come over there and put my foot in your fat grease-ball ass.
这一切你都料到了?
So you got it all figured out, huh?
很高兴见到我自己.
It is a pleasure to meet me.
我是这么易怒的,呵?
I'm pretty feisty, huh?
这是什么,租来的礼服?
What's this, a rented tuxedo?
要知道,你已经到了该拥有自己的礼服的年纪了.
You know, you're old enough to own your own tuxedo.
坐下!要知道,你该感到荣幸.
Sit down! You know, you should be honored.
除了我,可以上到这里来的只有贝尔切.
Only person besides yourself to ever come up here is Belcher over there.
究竟发生了什么?
What's going on here?
还记得8年前在监狱里他们切除了你的阑尾吗?
Remember when they cut your appendix out eight years ago in prison?
在地球上,赌博已经被宣布为不合法的, 所以我以前的老板...
Gambling had just been outlawed on Earth, so my old boss...
...迈克.玛儒兹, 委托露娜.派达肯医生做了个克隆...
...Mike Marucci, commissioned Dr. Runa Pedanken to create a clone...
...这个人必须非常熟悉月球
...of someone who knew their way around the Moon.
为了什么?
For what?
他开始做赌博生意,需要一个人为他主办.
He was starting a gambling operation and needed someone to front for him.
一个聪明的,他可以控制的人.
Someone intelligent, that he could control.
一个傀儡.
A puppet.
为了不破坏计划，我把玛儒兹和派达肯杀了
That didn't jive with my career plan so I sent Marucci and Pedanken into orbit.
接着,因为感情脆弱的缘故, 也可能因为我是个好人,所以我让你活着.
Then, for sentimental reasons, or because I'm a nice guy, I let you live.
直到你挡了我的路.
Until you got in my way.
面对现实吧,为什么我要让你活着?
Let's face it, why should I keep you around?
为了什么?我拥有你的英俊, 你的吸引力,你的智慧.
For what? I got your good looks, your charm and your wit.
我甚至有你的记忆.
I even got your memories.
-你有我的记忆? -不错.
-You got my memories? -Yeah.
别奇怪我的人怎么会知道 到你的隐匿处找你们.
Never wondered how my people knew to look for you in your hideout?
还有天堂旅馆,顺便说一下, 真是个令人讨厌的地方.
Or the Paradise Motel, which, by the way, is a disgusting establishment.
我很奇怪你去过那儿后没得皮疹.
I'm surprised you didn't break into a rash after staying there.
下次我会记得找个好点的住处.
Next time I'll remember to find better accommodations.
摩根先生和卡尔普先生来了.
Mr. Mogan and Mr. Kelp have arrived, sir.
好.务必让他们进来.
Yes. By all means, send them in.
摩根先生和卡尔普先生.
Mr. Mogan and Mr. Kelp.
我一直在等着见那两位绅士.
I've been waiting for those two gentlemen.
-主人? -安静.
-Boss? -Quiet.
嘿,各位!
Hey, everybody!
纳什.
Nash.
-纳什在这儿干什么? -不,我是雷克斯.卡特.
-What's Nash doing here? -No, I'm Rex Crater.
不,你是布鲁托·纳什.
No, you're Pluto Nash.
不,我请你们分辨一下.我是雷克斯.卡特.
No, I beg to differ. I'm Rex Crater.
这才是布鲁托·纳什.
This is Pluto Nash.
噢,上帝.
Oh, my God.
没有区别吗？但是足够区别他
Isn't it something? But enough about him.
摩根先生,我想亲自对你做的出色的工作表示感谢.
Mr. Mogan, I want to personally thank you for the outstanding job you've done.
谢谢你,先生.
Thank you, sir.
这是我的荣幸.
It was a pleasure and an honor.
当你了解我的时候，我的人 也了解你，这非常简单
You see, when you have the experience me and my men have, it's quite easy--
噢,该死.
Oh, shit.
不合格的笨蛋.
Incompetent jackasses.
把他们拉出去.
Get them out of here.
我很乐意让你留在附近, 那样你就可以款待我...
I'd love to let you hang around so you can entertain me...
...但是我们有利益冲突.
...but we might have a conflict of interest.
但在我们永别前我有些东西想让你看一下.
But there's something I want you to see before I say bye-bye to you.
看.
Look at that.
一块极棒的房产，但是你却 不能好好利用它的潜力
An excellent piece of real estate, but you never took advantage of its potential.
这是--
This--
错了.
This is wrong.
应该写"雷克斯的",因为这是雷克斯的.
That should say Rex's, because this is Rex's.
小美洲的最高级的新赌场.
Little America's most exclusive new casino!
告诉我,你觉得怎么样?
Tell me, what do you think?
小美洲不是一个赌城, "布鲁托的"也不是一家赌场.
Little America is not a gambling town and Pluto's isn't a casino.
我觉得你是一个小丑, 你该带着这愚蠢的赌场一起滚.
I think you're a clown and you should take all this stupid casino shit out.
如果你把你那愚蠢的名字从牌子上去掉
If you get your dumb-ass name off the front...
...也许你的赌场还能开得超过一个星期
...maybe you'll be in business for more than a week.
-对不起,这不是木头的,是吗? -是木头,而且它是手工雕的.
-Sorry, it's not wood, is it? -Yes, and it's hand-carved!
对不起!我很抱歉!
Sorry! I'm sorry!
捡起来!
Pick that shit up!
该死.
Shit.
别动,放在那儿,机器人.
Hold it, right there, robot.
哪个是布鲁托?
Which one's Pluto?
哪个是雷克斯?
Which one's Rex?
贝尔切!
Belcher!
-射他,贝尔切! -射他,贝尔切!
-Shoot him, Belcher! -Shoot him, Belcher!
该死!
Damn it!
你在等什么?射他!
What are you waiting for? Shoot him!
别对着我,他是纳什!射他!
Don't aim at me, he's Nash! Shoot him!
他不是我,我才是!他是纳什! 射他!
He's not me, I'm me! He's him! Shoot him!
老板,哪个才是你?
Boss, which one is you?
布鲁托?
Pluto?
白痴!他穿着租来的礼服!
Idiots! He's the one in the rented tuxedo!
雷克斯！
Rex!
老板?
Boss?
-是他! -这个笨蛋是他的人!
-It's him! -This piece of shit belongs to him!
现在射他!
Now shoot him!
-你们到底怎么了? -这里有危险已经有一会了
-What's the matter with you guys? -lt was hairy there for a minute.
你有危险？
Hairy for you?
滚出去!出去!
Get the hell out of here! Get out!
真可怕，我差点儿没命
Hairy, my ass.
你是唱歌的,是吗?
You sing, don't you?
你是唱歌的,是吗?我有份工作给你.
You're a singer, right? I got a job for you.
杀了我,把这一切做完吧.
Just kill me and get it over with.
你会工作,但不是唱歌. 作服务生,一星期6个晚上.
You're going to work, but not singing. Waiting tables, six nights a week.
如果你运气好,储蓄你的小费, 可能可以回犹他洲.
If you're lucky and save your tips, maybe you'll get back to Utah.
布鲁托.
Pluto.
我没吓着你,是吗?你还好吗?
I didn't scare you, did l? You all right?
老板!
Boss!
我知道是你.
I was hoping it was you.
不要不穿汗衫出去,是吗?
Never leave home without an undershirt, right?
那不是你一直说的吗?
Isn't that what you always say?
不要不穿汗衫出去. 那是最好的规则.
Never leave home without an undershirt. That's rule number one.
我同意!
I agree!
你输了!
Craps, you lose!
为了盛大的布鲁托俱乐部的重开...
For the grand reopening of Club Pluto...
...请欢迎迪娜·莱克小姐!
...please welcome Miss Dina Lake!
布鲁托!
Pluto!
布鲁托!
Pluto, baby!
极棒的夜总会！好地方，宝贝
Fantastic club! Great joint, baby.
多谢.请允许我说弗兰西斯夫人...
Thanks a lot. Let me say that the Mrs. Francis'...
-今晚非常可爱. -谢谢,布鲁托.
-...are looking lovely tonight. -Thank you, Pluto.
-玩得开心. -好的.
-Have a good time. -All right, baby.
我有没有告诉过你们我是 怎么帮布鲁托开始他的生意的?
Did I tell you ladies how I got Pluto started in the business?
告诉我们,托尼.
Tell us, Tony.
一块火腿三明治不加干酪怎么样? 要多少钱?
What about a ham sandwich without the cheese? How much would that be?
免费!
Free!
这里不收范雷克斯.拉容格的钱. 尽情享用吧,随便你要什么.
Felix Laranga's money is no good here. Knock yourself out, whatever you want.
多谢,布鲁托!
Thanks, Pluto!
布鲁托·纳什,我喜欢他!
Pluto Nash, I love that man!
亲爱的,我告诉你要什么: 8块牛排, 一箱龙虾,虾鸡尾酒...
Honey, I tell you what: Eight steaks, a crate of lobsters, shrimp cocktail...
...洋葱圈,薯条,打包带走...
...onion rings, fries, a doggy bag to go....
你和芭贝特怎么样?
How is it going with you and Babette?
我和芭贝特? 我不认为会有事发生.
Me and Babette? I don't think it's gonna happen.
我发现我是110伏的, 而她是220伏的.
I found out that I'm 1 10 volts and she's a 220.
去硬件店买个变压器.
Go to the hardware store and get an adapter.
不.那会毁了我的.
No. That just ruins it for me.
我猜那不会发生的,呵?
I guess it wasn't meant to be, huh?
布鲁诺,你有没有看到我那个 到处走来走去的新保镖?
Bruno, you see my new bodyguard running around here?
-新保镖? -我买了个78型的,全装备的,在门外.
-New bodyguard? -I bought a '78, fully loaded, out the door.
我要开始自我销毁程序了吗?
Shall I begin disassembling myself?
如果你那么做,你怎么用500块碎片管理我的俱乐部?
If you do that, how will you manage my club in 500 pieces?
管理?但从没一个机器人进管理层的.
Manage? But no robot has ever been in management.
你要不要这份工作?
You want the job or not?
噢,老板!
Oh, boss!
噢,谢谢你,老板!
Oh, thank you, boss!
你是整个月亮上最好的老板.
You're the best boss on the whole Moon!
你差点弄断我的肋骨.
You almost broke my ribs.
拿张椅子来.让我们坐下来享受一下派对.
Pull up a chair. Let's sit back and celebrate and enjoy the party.
很抱歉,不行.我们有一堆帐单要付, 明天是发薪日.
Sorry, no can do. We've got a pile of bills, the payroll is tomorrow.
我们要一个新的看门人, 还有我们的虾太少了
We need a new doorman and we're low on shrimp.
我要忙得不可开交了
I'm swamped!