1 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:38,440 -[Man Shouting In Chinese] - [Shouting In Unison] 2 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,400 [Shouting In Unison] 3 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,040 [Drums Pounding] 4 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,680 [Traditional Chinese] 5 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:57,720 [Woman] The princess nodded, and the frog said, 6 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:02,040 "That which you have promised, you must perform." 7 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,320 Very good. Keep reading. 8 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,400 "So the princess leaned in and kissed the frog, 9 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:15,480 " but as she did, he became a handsome prince, 10 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,520 "and they rode off to his kingdom, 11 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:22,160 where they lived happily ever after. " 12 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:25,640 Happily ever after. 13 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,360 There's no such thing as " happily ever after." 14 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,920 Not for a real princess. 15 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,520 The prince my father wants me to marry will always be a frog. 16 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:39,800 My offer still stands. I will help you get to America. 17 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,200 - [Whispers] America? -[Princess] That's very kind. 18 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,200 [Man] But we're running out of time. 19 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,560 I know of a ship bound for America, but we must leave tonight. 20 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,440 - Leave tonight? - We must hurry, Princess. 21 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,440 Hurry, Princess. 22 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:42,480 [Shouting In Unison] 23 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,840 -[Captain] Mung Goo Hi. - [Shouts] 24 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,880 -Zhou Hei. - [Shouts] 25 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,080 - Chow Lu. - [Shouts] 26 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,520 [All Shouting] 27 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,840 [Shouting In Unison] 28 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,200 [Whistling] 29 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:33,440 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's it. 30 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,560 Okay. Great. Great. Okay. 31 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,240 Come here. Look at this. Spent a lot of time on this. 32 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,520 Now, pay attention, 'cause I don't want any mistakes. 33 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,960 Now, I've calculated the speed of the train and the speed of our horses. 34 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,200 We meet at this vector. The only variable is the wind. 35 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,360 - Technically, if you travel over here on the horses-- - Is this the train? 36 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:05,080 All right. We're just gonna wing it... like we always do. 37 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,080 - [Chuckles] - Ride down, jump on the train, 38 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,840 hoorah the money, head back to the cathouse, all right? 39 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,400 - Mm-hmm. - Let's go. Come on. Move out. Go! 40 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,240 You okay? Nervous? It's all right to be nervous when you're new. 41 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,600 You'll be okay. I'll keep an eye on you. 42 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,560 All you gotta do is follow my lead. All right, look alive, outlaws! 43 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:24,040 [All Whooping] 44 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:31,480 [Wang Reading] "So the princess leaned in and kissed the frog, 45 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:35,480 "but as she did, he became a handsome prince, 46 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:38,000 "and they rode off to his kingdom, 47 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:41,960 where they lived happily ever after. " 48 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,440 [Chattering, Indistinct] 49 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,120 Reach for the sky, ladies and gentlemen! 50 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,760 Touch that gun and I'll blow your god damn head off! 51 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:59,720 What are you doin'? I sorta like to be the only guy that talks, Wallace. 52 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,960 - All right. I'm sorry. - That's okay. That's okay. Good. 53 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,400 Don't worry. Come on, come on. Big 'Un, let's go. 54 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,640 Why is the new guy talking? Where did you get this guy? 55 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,680 You know I'm the only one who talks. Okay, everybody keep calm. 56 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,920 [Wallace] You think you're gonna shoot me? Is that right? 57 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,520 What you got right in here? Yeah, you got this gun? 58 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,520 You think you're gonna do something with that gun? 59 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,920 Come on, Lady Bird. You got anything in here besides yarn? 60 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,280 -[Wallace] You got it out for me! - Hey! 61 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,680 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No. 62 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:27,000 Come here. Come here. We don't steal from women. 63 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,800 Get over here. Take that side. 64 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,920 Give me your hand. Give me your hand. 65 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,160 I'm so sorry about that. I apologize. 66 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,000 First time you've seen an outlaw? 67 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,560 Scared? Kind of excited too? 68 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:45,120 All mixed up? Yeah. 69 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,120 Last train we robbed, we were naked, it was so hot out. 70 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,200 Yeah, it was somethin'. 71 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,520 [Sighs] 72 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,520 Yeah, it's got my initials right there. 73 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:00,840 - [Men Shouting] - What are you lookin' at? 74 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,600 - [Woman Screams] - [Screams] 75 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,520 Wait! Stop! Where did you get this guy? 76 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:08,560 - Texas. - Texas? Are you insane? 77 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:10,880 Just shoot me now, 'cause I don't understand what we're doing here. 78 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,640 Sir, sir, sir, sir. Come here, come here, come here. Sit down. 79 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,320 - Excuse me. [Speaking Chinese] - Sir, sit down. 80 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:19,720 [Gunshot] 81 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:28,440 - What happened? Wallace, what are you doing? - I'm just wingin' it. 82 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:31,120 No! That's not how we wing it! 83 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,800 No more winging it! Stop! Come on, Big 'Un. 84 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,680 - You've lost your "winging it" privileges. - Damn. 85 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,120 Damn! 86 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,680 [Speaking Chinese] 87 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,520 [Speaking Chinese] 88 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:19,000 Who killed my uncle? Who did this? 89 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,520 [Yells] 90 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,640 Give me the dynamite. Give me the dynamite. 91 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:53,040 No, no, no, no. You stay here. You don't get to come. 92 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:56,760 - Keep an eye on Wing Nut. - Hey, Blue, looky here! 93 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,200 Okay. 94 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:17,680 - Who killed my uncle? - What the hell is this, the Orient Express? 95 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,520 - Get him! - Come here! 96 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,960 [Gunfire Continues] 97 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,920 [Gunfire Continues] 98 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:09,320 Wh-- Hey! The safe's getting ready to blow! 99 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,800 Get ready to reap the fruits of our labor. 100 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,920 Move it! Let's go! 101 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,520 Roy, you just blew the shit out of our fruits. 102 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,400 Oh, shit. [Grunts] 103 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,880 We got a Chinaman to catch. 104 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,640 Stop! Stop! 105 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:17,760 Stop! Stop! Turn around! 106 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,680 Turn around! 107 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,720 - [Cocks Pistol] - What the-- 108 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,720 - Who are you? - [Wallace] Hey, Roy! 109 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,760 Don't you worry about a thing! I got you covered! 110 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,760 - [Whoops] - No! 111 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,560 - No! - [Yells] 112 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,400 Roll, baby, roll! 113 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,440 [Chuckling] 114 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:16,520 [Wallace] Reach for the sky, O'Bannon! It's my gang now! 115 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,640 [Horse Whinnies] 116 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:42,120 I don't understand. 117 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,840 You said your friend had a large estate. 118 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,960 He does. 119 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,960 - What exactly does he do? - Well, you could say. .. 120 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,080 he's a philanthropist. 121 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,520 He helps Chinese immigrants get back on their feet. 122 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,880 Welcome to America, Princess. 123 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,240 Lo Fong. 124 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,880 Forgive me if I do not bow. 125 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:45,360 Calvin, this man is a trai-- 126 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,440 Traitor. 127 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:51,000 [Scoffs] Why? Because he ran away from the Forbidden City? 128 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,560 [Grunts] 129 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:03,280 Your reward is on the table, Mr. Andrews. 130 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,320 Well, now you're gonna have to double it, or I'm gonna kill her. 131 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,840 One thing about the Chinese, Mr. Andrews -- 132 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,320 [Slurps] 133 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,560 Aah! [Grunts] 134 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:34,280 - We do not renegotiate. - [Choking] 135 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,320 [Body Hits Floor] 136 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,840 Whatever you think I'm going to do for you, 137 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,640 you're wrong. 138 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,400 It was just like a nightmare. 139 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,880 You wouldn't believe it if I told you. 140 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:05,280 My gang left me in the desert. I felt like all the other cowboys hated my guts. 141 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,640 Everyone was-- I just missed you. I missed all of you. 142 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,280 [All] We missed you too, Roy. 143 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,560 I think it's medication time. 144 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,640 Come here, devil woman. 145 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,880 Oh. Mmm. 146 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,680 Oh! Ooh, that's naughty. 147 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,880 Ohh. Ow, careful. Careful with that. 148 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,240 Ow, ow. Careful. Ow. 149 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,640 Ow. Aaaah! 150 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,880 [Screaming] 151 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,520 Holy crap! The vultures are eating my head! 152 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,880 Aaaah! Aaaah! 153 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,680 Help! Help! My gang buried me! 154 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,400 They left me for dead! 155 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,760 Ooh! Ooh. 156 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,520 Oh, thank heavens. I thought you were a mirage. 157 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,920 - Oh, come on. Water. - You. 158 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,240 - You killed my uncle! - Bull! 159 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,520 That was Wallace all the way. 160 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:14,000 - He was one of your bandits. - He wasn't part of my gang. 161 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:17,720 He was a new guy. He's crazy as a road lizard. 162 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:21,360 - You deserve to die. - Hold on a second. 163 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,800 You know what no one's saying here? 164 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,880 I had a chance to kill you on that train, and I chose not to. 165 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,680 'Cause I'm not a barbarian. 166 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:33,120 - Hey! Where are you going? - Carson City. 167 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:37,800 I'm closer to diggin' myself to China than you are to gettin' to Carson City. 168 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,800 - Hey! - Which way? 169 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:43,000 Hey, that's better. Dig me out and I'll show you. 170 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:48,040 -[Vulture Squawks] - Which way? 171 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:55,080 You see the... mountains over there? 172 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,960 Carson City is on the other side. 173 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,640 All right, dig me out. I kept my end of the bargain. 174 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,440 - Dig me out. -[Vulture Squawks] 175 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,840 Dig. 176 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:15,560 Hey! Hey! 177 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,840 - Come on! - Don't talk. Just dig. 178 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,920 [Coughing] 179 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,200 Aargh! 180 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,160 [Muttering] 181 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,800 [Panting] 182 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,760 [Whooping] 183 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,920 [Horse Whinnying] 184 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,960 [Whooping] 185 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:11,160 [Speaking Chinese] 186 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,480 [Whooping] 187 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,400 [Groans] 188 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,520 [Screams] 189 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,200 Hey! 190 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,120 [Groans] 191 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,440 - [Speaking Chinese] - [Speaking Sioux] 192 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,000 - [Tribal Drums] - [Chanting] 193 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,200 [Whooping] 194 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:21,640 [Speaking Slowly] Where is Carson City? 195 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,200 [Laughing] 196 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,440 [Laughing, Coughing] 197 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,400 [Sniffs] 198 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,520 [Sighs] 199 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,720 - [Grunts] - [All Cheering] 200 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,120 [Speaking Chinese] 201 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,240 - How. - How. 202 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,360 - How. - How. 203 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:05,480 - How. How. How. How. - How. 204 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,880 [Speaking Sioux] 205 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,480 [Cheering] 206 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,480 [Stammering] 207 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,960 [Speaking Chinese] 208 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,240 [Speaking Sioux] 209 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:54,000 - [Repeats Phrase] - [Repeats Phrase] 210 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,080 [Repeats Phrase] 211 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,080 [Popping Sound] 212 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:10,760 [Repeating Phrase] 213 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,240 I thought you might be hungry. 214 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,920 - [Speaking Chinese] - [Dishes Clatter] 215 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:48,080 -You were wrong. -You would find me a much better host... 216 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,080 if we could come to some sort of an arrangement. 217 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,280 An arrangement? 218 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,440 Like the one you have with the slaves working on this railroad? 219 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,280 These people are free to leave. 220 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,760 What do you want with me? 221 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:13,280 Once I have the emperor's gold, my work will be complete. 222 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,920 Princess. 223 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 I think it is time for you to be among your people. 224 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,320 They don't look like any injuns I ever seen, Jedediah. 225 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,560 That's because they're not injuns, woman! They're Jews! 226 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,840 [Chickens Clucking] 227 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,520 [Honky-Tonk Piano] 228 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,160 [Men Laughing] 229 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,040 You, stay. 230 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,560 [Popping Sound] 231 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,840 [Clicking Sounds] 232 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,160 [Groans] 233 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,920 [People Laughing] 234 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,440 - [Chattering] -[Continues] 235 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,600 You guys, get a load of this. 236 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,200 [Chattering Stops] 237 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:46,360 - How. - [All Laughing] 238 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,440 Is this Carson City? 239 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,440 No, this ain't Carson City, Chief. 240 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,960 You're gonna have to get your firewater somewhere else. 241 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,960 [Man] All right, Roy, ante up. 242 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,040 [People Laughing] 243 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:06,640 - And stay out! - [Whinnies] 244 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,840 [Whinnies] 245 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,560 [Clicking Sound] 246 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,440 You bounce back fast, kimosabe. 247 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,280 Ow. 248 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,000 What are you doin' here? I thought you were going to Carson City. 249 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,200 You! You gave me bad directions! 250 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,360 No, I gave you wrong directions. 251 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:42,000 You want your toothpicks back? 252 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,280 - You got a lot of nerve, comin' in here with that-- - Give it back to me! 253 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,560 - Ain't that somethin'? - [Laughs] 254 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,600 Take your hand off me. 255 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,600 - Ohh! - Ohh! 256 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,560 Hey, I just want to go to Carson City! 257 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,440 [Rock] 258 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,520 You're goin' for a ride! 259 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,440 Aaah! Aaah! 260 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,840 [Chuckles] 261 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,360 No! 262 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,640 [Blows Landing] 263 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,960 Yes! Yeah! 264 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,640 Yes! Yes! 265 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:45,120 No! No! 266 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:47,240 Sorry! I'm sorry! 267 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,240 You! [Yells] 268 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,800 [Gunshot] 269 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:10,120 - Who in the hell started this? - The Chinaman. 270 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,560 [Shouting I n Chinese] 271 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,320 Let me out! Give me the book back! 272 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,280 I have to go to Carson City to rescue the princess! 273 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,200 - You've got the wrong person! I don't belong here! - [Harmonica] 274 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,320 Hey! [Speaking Chinese] 275 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,280 Keep goin' with the Chinese. That's workin'. They're about to let you out. 276 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:32,080 - Give me the book back! - For cryin' out loud, just give him the book back, please. 277 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,280 - If it'll give us some peace and quiet-- Forget about it. - Open it up! 278 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,320 - They're not givin' you the book back. Drop the book. - I wasted enough time with you. 279 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,760 - What? You've wasted enough time with me? What about me? - Give me the book! 280 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,880 - Listen for a second. Stop! - Give me the book! Hey! 281 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,240 Listen! Stop! You're not in the East, okay? 282 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:50,000 You're not in China. This is the West. The sun doesn't rise here, it sets here, 283 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:53,800 and you're closer to getting us hung than you are getting that book back, okay? 284 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,960 Now, just-- I like that. 285 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,120 That's what I'm talking about. You're wound so tight. 286 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,880 You're the most irritable guy I've ever been around. Just relax for a second. 287 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,800 Take ten minutes, and then you can go back to screaming, I promise. 288 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,920 I'll join you. Okay, just relax for a second. 289 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,120 Come on, sit down. 290 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,400 Come on. 291 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,400 Just relax. 292 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,000 Is that relaxed? 293 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,520 You look sort of rigid there. 294 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,680 You know what? We got off on the wrong foot. 295 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,960 Let's try to start again. 296 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,600 Man, you sure can fight. 297 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,800 I've never seen anything like that. [Imitating Karate Yells] 298 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,920 It was-- 299 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,000 I'm trying to give you a compliment. 300 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,040 You're not still mad about me pointin' you in the wrong direction, are you? 301 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,520 Come on. You gotta be able to laugh at stuff like that. 302 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:58,040 Like me in the desert. I don't hold any grudges. I laugh about it. 303 00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,200 I'm not angry at you. You just left me there with chopsticks to die. 304 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:05,440 Roy, all by his lonesome. Just me and the buzzards pickin 'at my head. 305 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:11,040 You're a very silent man, aren't you? 306 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,240 You weren't expecting to see old Roy in that bar, were you? 307 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,240 Be honest. Were you? Huh? 308 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,040 Did you really use those chopsticks? 309 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,280 You better believe it. 310 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,440 Now you laugh. That's funny. I gotta remember that one. 311 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:32,800 - So, who are you? - I'm Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China. 312 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,240 China. 313 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:39,560 - What's with the book? - The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei. 314 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,400 - Who? - Princess Pei Pei. 315 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,880 She was kidnapped from the Forbidden City. 316 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,160 Forbidden City? I like that, the Forbidden City. 317 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:51,880 A princess kidnapped. It's so mysterious. Oh, go ahead. 318 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,120 The emperor sent us to get her back. 319 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,360 Us? You mean your friends from the train? 320 00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:01,320 They are also Imperial Guards. They have four days to bring the gold to Carson City. 321 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,160 - What gold? - The gold for the princess. 322 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:08,960 The gold-- Was the gold on the train? 323 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,720 Yes. 324 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,880 How much gold? 325 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,280 One hundred thousand pieces. 326 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:25,400 Sir? Sir? Could you hand us that book, please? 327 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,640 Sir, there's been a mistake. He has-- 328 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,960 Sir-- Yeah. 329 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,840 We're gonna get that book, and we're gonna get you out of here. 330 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,600 - You help me escape? - Shh. Yes. 331 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:48,560 - Why? - Why? I'm gonna tell you why. 332 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,080 Because there are some things in this world that are just wrong, 333 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,040 and stealing a princess is one of them. 334 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,160 Yeah. That's wrong. 335 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,240 I'll tell you another thing. I feel guilty about leading you up that mountain. 336 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,440 What was I thinking? How much time did we waste there? 337 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,160 That was stupid. It wasn't funny. All right? 338 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,440 Now, sit tight and let me figure this out. 339 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,880 All right, come on, Roy. 340 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,800 Maybe-- Maybe I pretend to be sick, then attack the guards when they come in. 341 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,000 Okay, you mean the sick prisoner routine? 342 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,280 Yeah. Does that still work in China? 343 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,280 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death. 344 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,320 - I have another idea. - No, no, no, no, no. 345 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,560 Here's how you help me. You stay on your side of the room, let me figure it out over here. 346 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,760 Okay, you play over there. 347 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,800 Think. Think. What do we got here? Oh, yeah. 348 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,680 Okay. 349 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:42,280 We got wood. We got a wall made out of wood. 350 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,360 That's good. Oh, we got pillows. 351 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,240 We got pillows, sheets. We got the sheets and the mattress. 352 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,760 Okay, let's put it all together. Let's think. Add it up, add it up. 353 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,680 What do we got? What do we got? 354 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,000 What are you doing? Stop! Stop! 355 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,160 - What are you doing? - Shh. 356 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:06,320 - Hold this for me. - No, no. That's your shirt. You hold it. 357 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,160 I like your energy, but I'm not with you. 358 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:18,720 - When the shirt gets wet, it doesn't break. - I don't know what that means. 359 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,000 And then-- 360 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,560 Okay. And then what-- Then with the wet shirt, you-- 361 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,840 You bend the bars. That's the pay-off. 362 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,840 Don't waste my time with stuff like that, okay? 363 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,360 A 2,000-year-old civilization, that's all you can come up with? 364 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,760 Shame on you. Shame on you. 365 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:49,280 Come on. Stop, please. It's embarrassing. 366 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,040 [Metal Creaking] 367 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,240 - See? I told you so. - No, you said, "Wet shirt don't break," 368 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,280 not " Piss shirt bend bar." 369 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,880 - Twist it. - Help. 370 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,360 Okay, there. Get it. There you go. 371 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,280 Just one more. Yeah. 372 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,640 You're as strong as an ox! Go! You can do it! 373 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,880 There, you got it! We're gettin' it! 374 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,440 - Hold it for me. I'll get through. - Okay. 375 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,840 No, no, no. You hold it and I'll go through. 376 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:38,120 [Groans] No! Not your hand! Stop. 377 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:41,160 - Hold it. - Adios, sucker. 378 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,440 - What? - I'm just kidding. Come on. Go. 379 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,520 I wouldn't leave my old pal there. 380 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,760 Go. Really squeeze. 381 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,160 No, no, no, no. Grab this, grab that. 382 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,160 Work your magic right here. 383 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,400 -Too dry. -What? Juice it up. Juice it up. Go. 384 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,280 I can't! No more! 385 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,400 Ah, damn it. 386 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,680 Come on out, little Roy. Work your magic. 387 00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,320 [Harmonica] 388 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,480 - Hurry up. - I'm trying, I'm trying. 389 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,200 - Stop! Don't look at me. - Relax! 390 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,920 - Relax. It'll come. - Thanks. 391 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,800 - That helps. Yeah. Good. - Is that called relax? 392 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,720 Whoa! 393 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,880 Sheriff! Oh, thank God you're here. Get the guns! 394 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,320 - Get my book! - I got it! 395 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,920 Whoa, whoa. Wow, who's the pretty lady? 396 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,480 - That's my wife. - How long you been in this country? 397 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,880 - Four days. - Nice work. 398 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,200 Hello. 399 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,640 Come on. Let's adios, partner. 400 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,640 Hyah! 401 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,360 [Roy] Well, best of luck to you. 402 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:37,640 - Guess this is what your people call sayonara. -[Blows Harmonica] 403 00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,520 Looks like Fido's giving you some problems there. 404 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,560 You want me to, uh, give you a hand? 405 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:45,480 - No, I can do it. - Sure, you can. 406 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,080 How is a greenhorn like you gonna make it to Carson City. .. 407 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,840 and rescue this princess? 408 00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,680 [Sighs] Stop, stop, stop, stop. 409 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:59,120 I can't take it any more. Watch me do it. 410 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,920 Get it like this and you put it up high. 411 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,000 See? It'll drift back when you're riding. 412 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,360 - All right, I'll do it. - Do what? 413 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,680 Take you to Carson City, help you rescue Princess " Pee Pee." 414 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,360 Pei Pei. You do not care about the princess. 415 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,720 You don't know me very well, do you? 416 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,640 Tell you one thing-- I'd hate to think of an innocent member. .. 417 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,680 of Chinese nobility suffering. 418 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,400 Tell you that. 419 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,240 You people believe in karma over there, right? 420 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:43,440 Well, I've been thinking. There must be a reason why we keep running into each other. 421 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:47,160 I've ridden with some terrible men-- just people I couldn't trust. 422 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:49,480 But when I look at you, 423 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:53,880 there's something different about you, and I can see it. 424 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,400 I can see it in your eyes. 425 00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,600 It's what the Indians call Chippichawa. 426 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,880 - What's that? - Chippichawa is nobility. 427 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,880 And you have it in spades. 428 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,640 You've got yourself a partner. This has nothing to do with gold, okay? 429 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,320 [Spits] Shake on it. 430 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,920 Why you spitting in your hand? 431 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,000 Well, it's customary, to seal the deal. 432 00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,680 - Come on. Let's go. - [Spits] 433 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,480 This is gonna be a long journey. 434 00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:38,040 You boys take care now, you hear? Shalom. 435 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:45,800 - Shalom. - Oh. Let's go. 436 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,640 Yee-haw! Goddamn! 437 00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:54,880 Looks like y'all had a twister touch down in here. [Laughs] 438 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,640 - Roy O'Bannon and his partner come through town. - Roy O'Bannon? 439 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:02,360 Roy O'Bannon ain't got no partner, friend. Roy O'Bannon is dead. 440 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:07,760 He ain't dead. He busted out of jail last night with the Shanghai Kid. 441 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,720 Shanghai Kid? Roy got a new gang goin'? 442 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:14,320 That son of a bitch. That two-timin' son of a bitch! 443 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,160 He double-crossed us with that Chinaman from the damn train! 444 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,720 Just like that. See, at kind of a rakish angle. 445 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:24,760 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - How do I look? 446 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:28,240 I think you look great. I think you look like a real cowboy. 447 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,080 Very dapper, red bandana. 448 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,680 Roy O'Bannon. 449 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,600 - My name is Chon Wang. -John Wayne? 450 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,520 - Chon Wang. - [Laughs] 451 00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,760 - That's a terrible cowboy name. - Why? 452 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,000 No, come on, that's not gonna work. That's horrible. 453 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:48,000 - That's so bad. And so's the ponytail. - No! 454 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,320 It doesn't look that bad, actually. 455 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,040 Never touch my queue. 456 00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,400 That killed! Ow. 457 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:03,080 - We have to go to Carson City. - Okay. 458 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,320 Now, before we go to Carson City, I want to teach you some stuff. Come on. 459 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:11,080 You just follow me. 460 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,880 - What's that? - Sensitivity. Increased reflexes. 461 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,760 Now, these are guns. These can be your best friend or worst enemy. 462 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,080 That's a spin in my left hand. That's a spin in my right hand. 463 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,360 That's two spins. Now, here, I'm gonna let you hang onto this. 464 00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,520 See? Whoa. Be careful. Always be ready. Always be ready. 465 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:26,880 Now, try to exhale for long-range shots, 466 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,880 inhale for short-range. 467 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,760 All right, now cover up your ears, 'cause this could be loud. 468 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,760 Cover up your ears. 469 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,840 I am like a wild horse. You can't tame me. 470 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:52,160 You put the oats in the pen, though, and I'll come in for a nibble every day. 471 00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:01,080 But if you ever shut that gate, I'll jump the fence. You'll never see me again. 472 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,680 Thing about your husband-- and this is nothing against him, 473 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,680 because I really like him-- 474 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,040 he comes from a very male-dominated society. 475 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,840 ¤ Because I wanna be a cowboy, baby¤ 476 00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:29,120 ¤ With the top down and the sunshine shinin'¤ 477 00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:31,680 ¤ Cowboy, baby¤ 478 00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:36,880 -¤ West coast chillin ' with the Boon's wine¤ -¤ Gonna be a cowboy, baby¤ 479 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,840 ¤ Ridin 'at night 'cause I sleep all day¤ 480 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,360 ¤ Cowboy, baby¤ 481 00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,640 ¤ I can smell a pig from a mile away¤ 482 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,480 Let me put it this way-- 483 00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,600 my horse is definitely not my best friend. 484 00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:56,520 ¤ That's why they call me a cowboy, baby¤ 485 00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:00,880 -¤ With the top down and the sunshine shinin'¤ -¤ Cowboy, baby¤¤ 486 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,800 Now, people start looking at you funny, 487 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,040 all you gotta say is, " Howdy, partner." 488 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,560 - Howdy, partner? - Faster than that or people will think you're slow in the head. 489 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,720 - Howdy, partner. - [Wang] Howdy, partner. 490 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,040 -Just follow my lead. Howdy, partner. - Howdy, partner. 491 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,400 - Howdy, partner. -Just park it right there. 492 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,600 It's not working. 493 00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:32,200 Some people aren't as tolerant as I am. Not very friendly today. 494 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,320 - [Grunts] -John, what are you-- 495 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,600 -John-- - Ow. Hurt. 496 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:44,320 Okay. We gotta work on that. 497 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:47,640 Here you go, John. Straighten up here. 498 00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:49,640 - Roy, it hurts so bad. - I know, John, 499 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,160 but I'm not gonna walk with you if you walk like that. 500 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:54,480 I'll be okay. 501 00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:02,200 - Hey, Roy. It's you. - Holy shit! 502 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:04,200 I'm a wanted man. Look at this! 503 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,200 - Five hundred bucks! That's a lot of money. - Let me see. 504 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,280 - Nice picture. - Careful, careful. 505 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,520 Wow, look at this. Do you know what this means? 506 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:13,680 - This will drive the girls crazy. - Really? 507 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:16,600 Yes, really. Come on, let's get a couple more of these. 508 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,640 - It's not bad. - I'm wanted too! 509 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:22,080 - What? - This. 510 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,440 Oh, come on. That's not right. 511 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:26,480 I know. I'm not from Shanghai. 512 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,520 No! $1 ,000 for a sidekick? 513 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,160 - You gotta be kidding me. - Be careful. 514 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:34,880 Justice system's all screwed up. 515 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:39,080 Man can't even ride a horse, and that's a really cool nickname-- Shanghai Kid. 516 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,200 It's like, got a snap to it that-- 517 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:47,000 Uh -oh, trouble. John, come here. Get over here. 518 00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,840 Tie 'em up over here, fellas. 519 00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,680 - What's going on? - Shh. 520 00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,920 [Stammering] Oh. 521 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,600 [Wang] Howdy, partner. 522 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,360 Oh, my God, it's a posse. They can't be looking for us. 523 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,840 - What's " posse"? - Oh, I think they're passing us by. 524 00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:16,920 [Sighs] It looked like Marshal Nathan Van Cleef, the psychotic killer. 525 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:25,160 Roy O'Bannon! This is Marshal Nathan Van Cleef. 526 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,640 - Ohh! - We know you're hidin 'in there. 527 00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:30,000 Oh, God, it is him. It is him. 528 00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:34,640 Why don't you throw down Your six-shooters and come out With your hands up. 529 00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:37,440 And that goes for the scum you're ridin' with too. 530 00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,720 - He won. - Roy, Roy, it's okay. 531 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,600 No, it's not okay! Stop! You don't know this guy! 532 00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:47,440 Let me talk to them. Remember, we have to save the princess. 533 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,720 What are you doin'? St-- 534 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:56,040 - Go easy, fellas. - Why are they shooting at me? 535 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,600 What happened to " Mr. Shanghai Kid"? "Oh, I'm a wanted man"? 536 00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,600 - Why? - 'Cause you're an outlaw. 537 00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,360 - I am not an outlaw! - Stop! You're a bad guy! 538 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:07,480 - Look at that poster. What does that say? - Drives girls crazy. 539 00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,720 Drives girls crazy? Drives the posse crazy. 540 00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:12,640 Makes them want to hang you, string you up, because you're a bad guy. 541 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:19,800 - You got 20 seconds -- - Aw, God! Give us a minute! 542 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:24,120 Go around back, gentlemen. Make sure he isn't trying to pull the saddle over our eyes. 543 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:29,600 Remember, I want the Chinaman alive. 544 00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,000 I'm not a bad guy. 545 00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,320 You're a bad guy. You're with me, you're a bad guy. 546 00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:41,000 Hey, you put me in this situation! 547 00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,920 - I'm the good guy, you're the bad guy! - No! We're both bad guys! 548 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,360 - No, only you're the bad guy! You go out there and tell them! - No! 549 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:49,480 - I'm not going out there! You go out there! - No, you have to go! 550 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,640 [Grunting] 551 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,480 - Did I just do that? - Not bad. 552 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:59,640 I don't know karate, but I know " karazy," and I will use it. 553 00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,360 -[Yelling, Shouting] -[Glass Shattering] 554 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,800 What the hell is going on in there? 555 00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:19,160 You okay? 556 00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:22,040 You just threw me through a window. 557 00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:24,360 You got that gold? 558 00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:27,480 What? Gold? What gold? 559 00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:29,480 Wrong answer. 560 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:34,200 Wait. I'm-- I'm unarmed. I'm unarmed! 561 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,560 No gun. Hold on, no gun. I don't-- 562 00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,560 I'm unarmed! You can't shoot an unarmed man. 563 00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,920 - Don't worry. I help you. - No, John. No, no. 564 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,240 John! John-- 565 00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:48,120 Fight with honor. You will win. 566 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:51,560 Are you frickin' insane? Is that what they teach you in Imperial Guard School? 567 00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:54,760 - What-- - Pick 'em up. 568 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,680 - [Whinnying] - Well. 569 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,600 If it ain't the Shanghai Kid. 570 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:09,480 [Chuckling] 571 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,040 How about we make the Kid dance? 572 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,600 Oh, come on! You can do better than that. 573 00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,600 [Gunfire Continues] 574 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,080 You robbed the wrong train, son. 575 00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:34,120 - Look, Marshal, I think that if-- -Just shut up and put on your guns. 576 00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:41,560 [Sighs] 577 00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:44,520 This is serious, you know? 578 00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,520 We don't come back from this. 579 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:49,000 That's the general idea. 580 00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:53,000 [Gunfire Continues] 581 00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,640 [Groans] 582 00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,200 [Clicking] 583 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,320 [Grunting] 584 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,040 [Screaming] 585 00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:14,040 [Men Laughing] 586 00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,920 - What the hell you doin'? - [Exhales] 587 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,120 Stop procrastinating. Come on. Hurry up, son. 588 00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,920 Stop it! I'm not gonna let you cheapen it. All right? 589 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,400 This is a duel. It's a sacred thing. 590 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:18,200 It's beautiful. It's what separates us from the animals. 591 00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,360 - [Chuckles] - Oh, yeah. 592 00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:27,520 Whew! I do not envy you. You ready? 593 00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,840 Why don't you turn and face me like a man? 594 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,880 Why don't you do it your way and I'll do it my way? How about that? 595 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:38,560 [Chuckling] 596 00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,720 [Thinking] Oh, come on, Roy. You can do it. 597 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:42,720 Oh, no, you can't. He's gonna kill you. 598 00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:54,080 - One. - He's gonna blow you away. 599 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,080 Come on, Roy. Don't think like that. 600 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:02,840 Two. 601 00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:05,280 [Thinking] Oh, yeah. Be positive. 602 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,960 Be the bullet. Be the lead bullet. 603 00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,320 - I'm about to die. -[Van Cleef] Three. 604 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,200 Roy! 605 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,360 Duel's off! 606 00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:27,480 -[Horse Whinnies] - Roy! 607 00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,840 You blew it, John! 608 00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,560 Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel. 609 00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:36,800 I had him. That's what kills me. I had him! I had him! 610 00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:38,960 [Shouting I n Chinese] 611 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,160 Now you know how it feels to haul you around in that sedan chair. 612 00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,240 I will never bow to you. 613 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,360 Take a good look at these faces. 614 00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,160 If you attempt to escape, 615 01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,320 I will kill one worker every hour... 616 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,480 - until you are found. - [Grunts] 617 01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:12,560 - Starting with this one. - [Groans] 618 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:22,960 Do not let him see you suffer. 619 01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,080 I know who you are. 620 01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:32,240 Please, tell no one. 621 01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,800 [Explosion] 622 01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,560 - You call this a special hideout? -[Piano] 623 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,560 Yes, it is, John. 624 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,000 It's also a good place to gather intelligence, 625 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:46,800 'cause no one passes through Carson City without these people hearing about it. 626 01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:49,880 - Would you ask them about the princess - Yes, sir, I will. 627 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:51,960 And I don't care how ugly it gets. 628 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:55,880 I'm not gonna rest until I've pumped everybody in there for information, okay? 629 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,000 -[Continues] -[Chattering, Laughing] 630 01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,920 - Hi, Roy. - Roy. -[O'Bannon] Hello, ladies. 631 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,920 Make way for a couple of desperados. 632 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:04,920 Nice to see you again, Mr. O'Bannon. 633 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,880 - [O'Bannon] Greetings. Hello. - [Women] Roy. 634 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,600 Oh, yeah, we're gonna get some information here. Trust me. 635 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:14,880 This is not a proper hiding place. 636 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,800 Oh, come on, John. Let's relax for a little bit. 637 01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,600 - Here, have a drink. - No. I wanna find the princess. 638 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:25,680 So do I, but we can't exactly go door to door in Carson City looking for her. 639 01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:28,240 - Don't forget, we're wanted men. - Only because of you. 640 01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything's my fault. 641 01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:38,160 So, what's the princess like? 642 01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:40,240 John, what's the princess like? Is she pretty? 643 01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:43,600 - Is she a pain in the neck? - You are not fit to talk about her. 644 01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,520 John, you better remember where you are. 645 01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:48,520 This is the West. It's not the East. 646 01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:51,320 - Remember? - And the sun may rise where I come from-- 647 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,320 Blah, blah, blah. I know. 648 01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:55,320 Good. You remember. 649 01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:58,360 - Is she single? Is she single? - What? 650 01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,400 Is she married? Is she available? 651 01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:03,640 Only to a member of the Imperial family. 652 01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:10,160 Are you a member of the Imperial family? I don't think so. 653 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:14,160 Was that a joke, John? That was a joke. 654 01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:17,680 John, that was your first joke. We gotta have a toast. Your first joke. 655 01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:20,480 - Yes. Yes. - No. 656 01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:22,560 Come on. Drink. 657 01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:24,560 -Just one. - Okay. 658 01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:26,840 But don't talk about the princess any more. 659 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:29,560 Word of honor. 660 01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:36,000 Be fun to play a drinking game. 661 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,480 - You know any Chinese drinking games? - No. [Coughing] 662 01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:41,680 Every country has a drinking game. You must know one. 663 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,880 Just one? 664 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:51,560 [Speaking Nonsense Rapidly] 665 01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:05,600 - Uno mas? - Uno-- What? 666 01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:08,000 - One more. Uno mas. - Okay. 667 01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:12,080 [Nonsense Continues] 668 01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:24,880 No! I lost? One more. 669 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:33,240 Oh, no! Oh, yeah! 670 01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:37,000 I'm so lost, John. 671 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:40,520 Ninety percent of the time, I don't even know... 672 01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:42,520 what I'm doin' out here in the West. 673 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,840 -[Horse Whinnies] - Terrible outlaw. 674 01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:48,200 - No, you're a good outlaw. - Stop, please. I'm a screw up. 675 01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:51,960 - No, I am screw up. Look at my scar. - No. 676 01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:55,880 One for arriving late At a guard duty. 677 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:59,360 One for dropping fighting stick. You good. I saw you. 678 01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:02,920 The only thing I'm good at is talking. 679 01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:07,080 - It's true. -John. 680 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:09,920 - Huh? - Take your hand off me, John. 681 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:13,520 Oh. [Sighs] 682 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,520 One more game? 683 01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:19,520 No. No more drinking. That's it. 684 01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:23,560 - Uno mas? - No mas, John. No mas. 685 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:25,960 [Nonsense Continues] 686 01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:30,600 Roy? 687 01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:33,040 Roy? 688 01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:37,800 - Are you coming? - Fifi? 689 01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:40,800 Uno mas? 690 01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:45,200 [Burps] 691 01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:01,480 -[Glass Shatters] - [Burps] 692 01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:04,880 So, who's your funny-looking friend? 693 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,200 [Chuckles] I don't know. 694 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,760 He's this crazy Imperial Guard I met. 695 01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:11,760 He's-He's really funny. 696 01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:14,760 -[Piano Continues] -[O'Bannon] The guy's hysterical. 697 01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,320 We were just playing-- Did you see us? We were just playing that game. 698 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:20,280 John's going-- [Speaking Nonsense] 699 01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,880 And I was going-- You can't really understand what he's saying, but-- 700 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:27,040 Roy? Roy? I never figured you for riding with a Chinaman. 701 01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:33,480 Well, I'm not exactly riding with him, Fifi . 702 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:38,400 He's not my friend, you know. I mean, he's a Chinaman. 703 01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:40,760 [Fifi] Well, that's good. 704 01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:43,560 [O'Bannon] I mean-- And you really-- 705 01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:46,400 Were you guys talking about who he was? 706 01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:49,840 - Let's talk about something else. -[Woman Screams] 707 01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:57,360 - [Van Cleef] Don't you look delicious? - [Gasps] 708 01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,800 -[Wang] What's going on? - Well. 709 01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:02,560 - You! - If it isn't the Shanghai Kid. 710 01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:09,360 Here. [Gasps] 711 01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:23,360 [Groans] 712 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:26,240 [Coughing] 713 01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:29,760 Thank you. 714 01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:34,600 Ahh. Thank you. 715 01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:36,600 Uno mas? 716 01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:38,280 [Woman Screams] 717 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:41,160 - [Groaning] -John, come on. We gotta get going. 718 01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:43,960 - The marshal's downstairs. - No, no, Marshal's in there. 719 01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,480 Oh, man, John. What'd you do to him? 720 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:49,480 - Come on. Let's get going. - No! 721 01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:53,040 - I don't wanna ride with you. - Come on, John. Damn, you're a mean drunk. 722 01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:56,760 - Hi, horsey! - All right. Shh, shh, shh. 723 01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:59,120 - All right, it's time for a "yee-haw." - Yee-what? 724 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,280 Shh, shh, shh. Roy O'Bannon special. 725 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:04,160 We jump off, land on the back of the horse, yell "yee-haw..." 726 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:06,560 and ride off, all right? 727 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:10,080 Watch me and do exactly as I do it. Yee-haw! 728 01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:18,040 Yee-haw! [Groans] 729 01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:22,280 Okay, hyah! Hyah! 730 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,560 - Hyah! Where's the head? -John! 731 01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:27,080 -John, get up! - [Horse Burps] 732 01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,600 [Panting] Tie 'em up. 733 01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:32,560 What happened to my horse? Is he dead? 734 01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:34,560 No, but we are, John. 735 01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,920 - Hi, horsey. You sleeping? - Get up. 736 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:42,960 Hmm. 737 01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:47,040 Mighty impressive hardware you're packin'. 738 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:51,040 Why don't you get your eyes off my package, you twisted son of a bitch. 739 01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:53,040 [Groans] 740 01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:58,360 - I hope that's him leaving. - Your turn. 741 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,960 Thank you, Mr. Van Cleef. 742 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:06,040 Well, well. What have we here? 743 01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:10,920 Mr. O'Bannon, I presume. 744 01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,640 Can I get a drink of water? I got cotton mouth. Aah! 745 01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:16,640 -[Groaning] - Don't mention it. 746 01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:20,480 And this must be the famous Shanghai Kid. 747 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,440 - Chon Wang? - Lo Fong? 748 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,560 You remember your old comrade-in-arms? 749 01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:31,560 - Hmm? - I remember a traitor. 750 01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:33,640 [O'Bannon] I'm sensing some bad blood here. 751 01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:37,400 - Where is the gold? - Where's Princess Pei Pei? 752 01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:39,160 - [Groans] -[O'Bannon] Stop. 753 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,200 Come on. We're men. We're not pinatas. 754 01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:43,280 Okay? And we're really hung over. 755 01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:45,520 We 're not trying to be tough guys. 756 01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:48,080 - You wanna talk about the gold, let's talk about the gold. - So, you have my gold? 757 01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:50,320 - Your gold? - Yes, we have the gold. 758 01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:54,080 - Then where is it? - The gold's in a safe place. 759 01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:58,520 - [Grunts] - Is he telling the truth? 760 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:05,520 No. 761 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:10,560 Ow! Nice, John. Way to go. Way to think on your feet. 762 01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:13,120 He cannot lie. He is bound by Imperial decree. 763 01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:15,240 Imperial decree. 764 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:18,040 - When are you gonna learn you're not in China any more? - [Cocks Weapon] 765 01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:22,480 He will never learn. He can only follow orders. 766 01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:28,040 At least I still have my honor. 767 01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:37,240 Slaves have no honor. 768 01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:40,480 -[Wang] No! No! - Hey! 769 01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:46,480 Now you can never go back to China. 770 01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:49,120 [Panting] 771 01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:52,080 You blew it. Whoo! You blew it, man. 772 01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:55,800 You do not want to cut his hair off, trust me. 773 01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,160 Nothing personal, boys. 774 01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,760 My loyalty is to the emperor. 775 01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:05,880 Yeah, John, I heard all about the emperor. 776 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:09,320 Must be a hell of a man. 777 01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:12,440 He's only 1 2. 778 01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:15,160 Are you kidding me? You're sitting here with a noose around your neck... 779 01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:17,760 ready to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped? 780 01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:23,800 By virtue of the authority vested in me through the territory of Nevada, 781 01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:27,080 I do hereby order these men to hang by their necks... 782 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:29,080 until their feet quit kicking. 783 01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:31,080 [Cheering] 784 01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:37,520 You're goin' to hell, boys, 785 01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,760 and your horses are taking you there. 786 01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:41,760 [Chuckling] Tighten 'em up. 787 01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:44,240 [Crowd Chanting] Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 788 01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:48,200 Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 789 01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:51,160 Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 790 01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:53,400 [Crowd Laughing] 791 01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:56,480 -[Chanting Continues] - Hey! Watch it, you little punk. 792 01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:00,640 Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 793 01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:04,080 Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 794 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:08,520 Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 795 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:12,680 -[Snorts] -[Wang Smacking Lips, Clicking Tongue] 796 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:15,080 - [Whistling] -John, what are you doing? 797 01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:17,360 [Chuckles] 798 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:20,360 -[Wang Whistles] - [Whinnies] 799 01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:27,040 [Screaming, Shouting] 800 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:34,040 What the hell is goin' on here? Stop those horses! 801 01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:36,640 Stop them! 802 01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:43,800 Pull it! Pull it! 803 01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:47,920 [Both Yelling] 804 01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:53,640 - ¤ I'm back in the saddle again ¤ - Help me! 805 01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,120 ¤ I'm back¤ 806 01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:03,240 ¤ I'm back in the saddle again ¤ 807 01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,320 Well, don't just stand there! Go after them! 808 01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,080 Will you listen to this creek, John? 809 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:19,200 I've never noticed what a beautiful melody a creek makes. 810 01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:21,200 I've never taken the damn time. 811 01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:24,440 Look at these mountains and these trees. 812 01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:27,280 Hell, look at these green trees. Come here. I don't even know the names-- 813 01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:29,680 We're gonna learn the names of these green trees. Come here. 814 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:32,400 I want you to look at these. 815 01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:34,440 Can we not-- John, what are you doing? 816 01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:36,640 Are you still worried about your hair? 817 01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:39,600 John, listen to me. You're very vain. 818 01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:42,560 By the time you're 70, your queue, your ponytail... 819 01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:44,560 will be as good as new. 820 01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:46,760 - What are you doing? - I'm leaving. 821 01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:49,600 Can we not take two seconds, John? We just cheated death. 822 01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:53,640 Come on. Let's look at these mountains for a second. 823 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:56,920 - Okay, let me get my stuff. God, you're unbelievable. - I'm going alone. 824 01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:06,080 What are you-- John, what are you talking about? 825 01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:09,880 - I heard you. - You heard me. Okay. 826 01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:12,800 At Goldie's. 827 01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:15,720 You said I wasn't your friend. 828 01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:19,360 John-- 829 01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:22,200 Hold on a second, John. I was talking to a girl. 830 01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:25,440 - It was-- That's taken out of context. That's not-- - Roy. 831 01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:29,320 You were right. How could I ever be your friend? 832 01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:32,480 I'm just a Chinaman. 833 01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:35,120 Hold on, John. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it to-- 834 01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:37,160 Sayonara, Roy. 835 01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:57,320 [Explosion] 836 01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:10,680 [Explosions Continue] 837 01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:31,440 Wait here. 838 01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,560 Please. 839 01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:06,200 [Pei Pei] You have come a long way. 840 01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:08,720 I hope the princess you seek... 841 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,720 is worthy of such devotion. 842 01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:16,120 It is my duty to bring her home. 843 01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:24,320 I even brought her favorite book. [Chuckles] 844 01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:29,520 That's very kind of you. 845 01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:33,840 But what if you found the princess... 846 01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:37,160 and she did not wish to go back to the Forbidden City? 847 01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:40,680 Why would she want to stay here? 848 01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:43,960 Maybe she can do more for the people here... 849 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:47,880 than she could back in China. 850 01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:57,480 Princess Pei Pei. 851 01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:02,880 Please, don't draw attention. 852 01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:07,560 Please. Stand up! 853 01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:09,440 Princess, you have to come with me. 854 01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:13,560 I cannot. Fong cannot find me missing. 855 01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:15,560 Princess, I cannot leave you here. 856 01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:22,880 [Pei Pei] Please, standup! 857 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:26,800 Don't bow! Get up! 858 01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:29,760 Get up! 859 01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:31,960 You must go. 860 01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:35,360 If I leave, Fong will begin to kill the others. 861 01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:37,840 It is my duty to bring you home. 862 01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:41,880 I command you to go. 863 01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:46,960 - [Whinnies] - Go! 864 01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:49,960 Go! 865 01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:54,400 Reach for the sky, baldy! 866 01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:57,360 That's right. It's Roy. 867 01:17:57,480 --> 01:17:59,880 Am I interrupting? 868 01:17:59,960 --> 01:18:01,880 I followed you. So what? 869 01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:05,120 What am I supposed to do, let you wander off? You're a greenhorn. 870 01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:08,320 - You'll get killed out here. -[Gunfire] 871 01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:10,800 Come on! We gotta adios out of here, partner! Come on! 872 01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:13,320 Hyah! You gotta stick with me. 873 01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:17,120 Don't forget, we got a princess to save. 874 01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:31,600 [Bell Tolling] 875 01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:42,800 [Tolling Continues] 876 01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:07,960 [Tolling Stops] 877 01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:14,320 Give my regards to the emperor, Princess. 878 01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:30,640 [Speaking Chinese] 879 01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:36,560 - Chon Wang? - Chon Wang? - Chon Wang? 880 01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:44,960 -[Weapon Cocks] - That's right, Johnny Wayne is here. 881 01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:46,960 Hey, it's me. 882 01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:49,520 Why did you cut his hair? 883 01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:51,880 I tried to warn you, But you wouldn't listen. 884 01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:54,000 - Go on, drop the gun. -[Gun Clatters] 885 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:56,000 Now, slide it over. 886 01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:07,840 Is that her? 887 01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:09,840 She's pretty. 888 01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:12,000 Grab her. 889 01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:15,880 Come on. We'll take it from here, guys. 890 01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:41,000 John, what-- John, get up. 891 01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:43,040 What are you-- I thought we were past this. 892 01:21:43,160 --> 01:21:45,680 - Come on, John. - [Speaking Chinese] 893 01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:50,320 Do you see? He will always be a slave. 894 01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:52,400 [Chinese Continues] 895 01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:08,080 This is the West, 896 01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:12,960 not the East. 897 01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:17,400 And the sun may rise... 898 01:22:17,480 --> 01:22:19,400 where we come from, 899 01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:22,840 but here is where it sets. 900 01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:29,680 You want me to translate? The princess stays. 901 01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:33,200 The princess stays. 902 01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:36,000 I grab the gold, You marry the princess. 903 01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:39,040 We both hang Fong and call it a day. Mission accomplished. 904 01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:43,440 Well, well. 905 01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:49,680 Nice to see we're all churchgoers. 906 01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:53,040 Son of a bitch! With my own guns! 907 01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:56,680 Sweet, ain't it? [Chuckles] 908 01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:08,960 How about that? It's a Mexican standoff. 909 01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:12,680 Only we ain't got no Mexicans. 910 01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:18,440 [Speaking Chinese] 911 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:31,960 - [Gunshot] - No! 912 01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:35,120 Princess Pei Pei! 913 01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:07,280 [Gunfire Continues] 914 01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:44,240 [Exhales] 915 01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:48,960 - I hit you? -[Van Cleef] No. 916 01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:51,440 But you're gettin' really close. 917 01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:53,920 You've almost killed me, like, 1 7 times already. 918 01:24:57,240 --> 01:24:59,120 Eighteen, nineteen, twenty! 919 01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:02,640 You're on fire today! 920 01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:50,080 [Panting] 921 01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:52,360 [Gasps] 922 01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:02,880 [Gunfire Continues] 923 01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:10,200 [Shouting In Chinese] 924 01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:17,640 [Screams] 925 01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:42,120 How do you survive out here? 926 01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:47,080 What's that supposed to mean? These aren't my-- These guns are really weird. 927 01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:05,160 [Gasps] 928 01:27:10,360 --> 01:27:12,360 [Clicking] 929 01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:23,080 Oh, man. 930 01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:24,720 [Speaking Chinese] 931 01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:27,680 - [Groans] - Stay low! 932 01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:32,080 [Speaking Chinese] 933 01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:40,880 [Screams] 934 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:54,480 [Screaming] 935 01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:05,760 Maybe we should let bygones be bygones. You got off some good shots. 936 01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:10,480 I got off some good ones. Let's call it a tie. 937 01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:12,920 What's the matter, O'Bannon? Out of bullets? 938 01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:15,320 No, I got one left. 939 01:28:16,640 --> 01:28:18,560 Tell you what I'll do. 940 01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:21,960 I'll take out all my bullets but one. 941 01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:24,960 And that way, we'll be even. How's that? 942 01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:28,680 Okay. That sounds fair. 943 01:28:28,760 --> 01:28:30,680 You'd do that for me? 944 01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:33,200 Oh, yeah. 945 01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:35,920 [Shells Clattering] 946 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:38,440 You bet I would. 947 01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:02,840 [Bell Tolling] 948 01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:40,880 [Yelling] 949 01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:49,640 - [Groaning] -[Bell Tolling] 950 01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:57,680 We come out on three. 951 01:29:57,760 --> 01:30:00,560 I know, but-but let me count. 952 01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:05,280 Fight with honor. Okay. 953 01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:07,280 Fight with-- Okay. One! 954 01:30:07,360 --> 01:30:10,720 Two! Two and a half! 955 01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:12,720 Two and seven-eights! 956 01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:15,400 Three! [Yelling] 957 01:30:21,480 --> 01:30:24,800 [Yelling] 958 01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:35,960 How the hell did that happen? 959 01:31:14,760 --> 01:31:16,680 It's a miracle. 960 01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:20,560 I am invincible. 961 01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:23,600 Roy! 962 01:31:23,680 --> 01:31:26,080 Invincible! 963 01:31:27,960 --> 01:31:30,800 [Groaning] 964 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:40,920 [Yelling] 965 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:52,720 [Groaning] 966 01:32:12,280 --> 01:32:16,080 - Now it's time for you to die. - Adios, partner. 967 01:32:29,600 --> 01:32:31,520 [Groaning] 968 01:32:40,800 --> 01:32:43,720 [Both Panting] 969 01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:48,040 Wow. 970 01:32:53,280 --> 01:32:55,200 [Speaking Chinese] 971 01:33:04,960 --> 01:33:06,880 Roy! 972 01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:17,320 He took the gold. 973 01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:19,320 [Coin Clinks] 974 01:33:31,160 --> 01:33:33,040 Is that all you care about is the gold? 975 01:33:33,120 --> 01:33:35,600 [Sighs] Shame on you. 976 01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:39,960 There's more to life than money. I hope you learn that one day. 977 01:33:40,040 --> 01:33:41,960 What happened? 978 01:33:42,040 --> 01:33:44,840 What? Nothing, nothing. I just killed him. How'd you do? 979 01:33:44,920 --> 01:33:47,760 - How? - What do you mean, how? I shot him with my gun. 980 01:33:47,840 --> 01:33:49,760 Come on. Tell me the truth. 981 01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:52,400 It was unbelievable. You missed a miracle. I had one bullet left. 982 01:33:52,480 --> 01:33:55,800 He had, like, a million left. He lied to me and told me that he only had one too. 983 01:33:55,880 --> 01:33:58,720 But-But when-- But when he-- 984 01:34:09,160 --> 01:34:11,720 - She's staying? - Yes. 985 01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:15,840 - Can I stand? -[Chuckles] Yes. 986 01:34:15,960 --> 01:34:18,480 - [Gunshot] - [Gasps] 987 01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:21,600 Reach for the sky, O'Bannon! 988 01:34:21,720 --> 01:34:24,200 That's my line. He stole my gang, he's stealing my lines. 989 01:34:24,280 --> 01:34:26,280 - That's unbelievable. - Roy! Roy! 990 01:34:26,360 --> 01:34:30,160 - Get back! - Stop, stop. It's Wallace. 991 01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:32,240 Hey, Roy, 992 01:34:32,360 --> 01:34:35,600 we know you been moonlightin' on us with that old yellow fella from the train! 993 01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:37,680 You guys, you stay here. This isn't your battle. 994 01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:41,320 -[Wallace Continues Shouting] - No, we stick together. We are partners. 995 01:34:43,640 --> 01:34:45,520 That's beautiful. 996 01:34:49,960 --> 01:34:51,880 You go out the back door. 997 01:34:51,960 --> 01:34:54,840 - No. - Don't worry, Princess. 998 01:34:54,920 --> 01:34:56,880 I promise you, I will see you again. 999 01:34:58,080 --> 01:35:00,520 That which you have promised... 1000 01:35:00,600 --> 01:35:03,520 you must perform. 1001 01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:11,840 -[Gunfire Continues] - [Speaking Chinese] 1002 01:35:16,120 --> 01:35:18,320 - Get out of the way! - Why? 1003 01:35:18,440 --> 01:35:21,800 - Come on! - Why? What are you-- 1004 01:35:21,880 --> 01:35:25,800 - What are you doing? Are you crazy? - No, John, stop, stop. 1005 01:35:25,880 --> 01:35:30,320 They can't touch me. Something happened back there. It was a miracle. 1006 01:35:30,400 --> 01:35:33,520 - There's no way-- -[Wallace] Hey, smart-ass! Do you hear me? 1007 01:35:33,640 --> 01:35:36,320 Time's up, O'Bannon! It's the end of the line! 1008 01:35:36,440 --> 01:35:39,720 - We can take these guys. Yep, we can take them. -[Gunfire] 1009 01:35:39,840 --> 01:35:43,160 [Wallace] Are you comin' out or ain't you? 1010 01:35:44,440 --> 01:35:46,840 Gun. 1011 01:35:54,840 --> 01:35:57,680 You really are the Shanghai Kid. 1012 01:36:00,920 --> 01:36:02,960 Nice riding with you, partner. 1013 01:36:13,560 --> 01:36:15,880 We go out on three. I count. 1014 01:36:15,960 --> 01:36:18,120 No, I count. 1015 01:36:18,200 --> 01:36:20,840 We'll both count. 1016 01:36:20,920 --> 01:36:23,600 [Together] One, two, three! 1017 01:36:23,680 --> 01:36:25,720 [Yelling] 1018 01:36:25,960 --> 01:36:29,160 [Gunfire] 1019 01:36:31,960 --> 01:36:33,760 [Yelling, Whooping] 1020 01:36:33,880 --> 01:36:37,360 - Indians! Look out! - No! My family! My family! 1021 01:36:44,280 --> 01:36:46,600 - Friends. Brothers! -[Wallace] Roy! 1022 01:36:46,680 --> 01:36:51,760 I gotta tell ya, we always figured you for a dumb shit, but, uh, 1023 01:36:51,880 --> 01:36:54,800 we was thinkin' maybe you wanna come back and rejoin the gang. 1024 01:36:54,920 --> 01:36:57,440 - So, uh, what do you say? - Yeah, what do you say? 1025 01:36:57,560 --> 01:36:59,440 I think I'm just gonna wing it. 1026 01:36:59,520 --> 01:37:01,360 All right. 1027 01:37:01,440 --> 01:37:03,360 -And you are goin ' to jail. - That works too. 1028 01:37:03,480 --> 01:37:06,400 [Cheering, Whooping] 1029 01:37:06,520 --> 01:37:08,400 How, kimosabe! 1030 01:37:08,480 --> 01:37:10,720 How, kimosabe! 1031 01:37:14,840 --> 01:37:18,880 [Fireworks Exploding] 1032 01:37:20,320 --> 01:37:22,480 Oh, it's nice to be standing here next to you. 1033 01:37:22,560 --> 01:37:24,840 I don't think I've ever gotten a chance to Thank you for-- 1034 01:37:24,920 --> 01:37:27,040 for saving us so many times. 1035 01:37:27,160 --> 01:37:30,920 I wish you could understand what-- I feel like there's this gap between us. 1036 01:37:31,040 --> 01:37:32,960 It's like, I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian. 1037 01:37:33,080 --> 01:37:35,360 You say "wampum," I say " money." 1038 01:37:35,480 --> 01:37:37,640 At a certain point, I just think-- 1039 01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:43,240 Shut up, Roy. You talk too much. 1040 01:37:43,320 --> 01:37:45,640 Did-Did-- She just-- 1041 01:37:56,320 --> 01:37:58,520 [Horn Blaring] 1042 01:37:58,600 --> 01:38:02,480 [O'Bannon] There she is, right on time, carrying a big, fat payroll. 1043 01:38:04,320 --> 01:38:07,400 - Oh. -[Horse Snorts] 1044 01:38:07,480 --> 01:38:09,640 I don't know if I'll ever get used to this one. 1045 01:38:11,960 --> 01:38:13,840 Don't worry. You'll get used to it. 1046 01:38:13,960 --> 01:38:16,800 I can guarantee you, we won't get half as many girls being lawmen. 1047 01:38:16,920 --> 01:38:18,800 I know we're spoken for, but-- 1048 01:38:18,880 --> 01:38:22,160 You never know what's gonna happen in a relationship. 1049 01:38:22,280 --> 01:38:25,840 I gotta get rid of my outlaw name. That's not gonna work any more. 1050 01:38:25,960 --> 01:38:28,360 Really? What would you call yourself? 1051 01:38:28,480 --> 01:38:32,640 I don't know. I mean, my real name's Wyatt Earp, but-- 1052 01:38:32,760 --> 01:38:36,360 Earp? That's a terrible name for a cowboy. 1053 01:38:36,440 --> 01:38:38,720 - Why? - Bad. 1054 01:38:38,840 --> 01:38:40,200 - Really? - Bad! 1055 01:38:40,280 --> 01:38:43,440 -And John Wayne's a great cowboy name? - Roy, look. 1056 01:38:43,560 --> 01:38:45,200 There they are. 1057 01:38:45,320 --> 01:38:49,960 Yep. Look at those amateurs. That's my move! 1058 01:38:50,040 --> 01:38:52,520 Come on, Roy. Let's go say " howdy." 1059 01:38:52,600 --> 01:38:54,960 Let's go! Hyah! Hyah! 1060 01:38:55,080 --> 01:38:57,000 - Yee-haw! - Yee-haw! 1061 01:39:02,200 --> 01:39:04,120 [Whinnying] 1062 01:39:04,200 --> 01:39:06,640 - Yee-haw! - Yee-haw! 1063 01:39:11,720 --> 01:39:13,760 [Man] Scene up. 1064 01:39:14,920 --> 01:39:17,040 That which you have promised... 1065 01:39:17,120 --> 01:39:19,760 - you must perform. -[Telephone Rings] 1066 01:39:19,880 --> 01:39:21,800 - Hello. -[Crew Laughing] 1067 01:39:21,880 --> 01:39:24,000 He was part of your " rushimiant--" 1068 01:39:24,080 --> 01:39:26,000 What? Regiment. 1069 01:39:26,080 --> 01:39:28,000 [Wilson] He's one of your bandits. 1070 01:39:28,080 --> 01:39:29,760 He's one of your-- He's one of your-- 1071 01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:32,840 He was part of your regiment of "dentists." 1072 01:39:32,920 --> 01:39:34,880 Bandits. Dentists? 1073 01:39:37,640 --> 01:39:40,640 -[Glass Shattering] - Wow! Shit! 1074 01:39:45,280 --> 01:39:47,240 He didn't teeth brush this morning. 1075 01:39:47,320 --> 01:39:49,520 - What is this thing? - No! 1076 01:39:52,480 --> 01:39:54,760 [Crew Laughing] 1077 01:39:54,840 --> 01:39:56,720 You can't do stunts, man. 1078 01:39:56,840 --> 01:40:01,920 -¤ Because I'm gonna be a cowboy, baby¤ -[Groans] 1079 01:40:02,000 --> 01:40:05,680 - What's this princess like? -[Bubbles Surfacing] 1080 01:40:05,760 --> 01:40:11,040 [Crew Laughing] 1081 01:40:11,120 --> 01:40:13,920 I got air bubbles coming out of my thing. 1082 01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:15,880 Uno mas, please. 1083 01:40:18,640 --> 01:40:21,840 - Uno mas -- -[Crew Laughing] 1084 01:40:23,280 --> 01:40:25,200 Thanks, Fido. 1085 01:40:39,040 --> 01:40:42,160 [Together] One, two, three! 1086 01:40:42,240 --> 01:40:46,000 - [Yelling] - Shit! 1087 01:40:49,920 --> 01:40:53,040 - Thank you so much, Princess. You're so good. - [Laughing] 1088 01:40:53,160 --> 01:40:56,480 Princess! Oh, I love you so much. 1089 01:40:56,560 --> 01:40:59,120 [O'Bannon] I'm talking to you! Turn around! 1090 01:40:59,240 --> 01:41:02,800 Ask me if I give a shit. 1091 01:41:11,560 --> 01:41:14,240 ¤ I might walk a little funny but my walk is me¤ 1092 01:41:14,320 --> 01:41:16,840 ¤ I might stutter when I talk but I say what I see¤ 1093 01:41:16,920 --> 01:41:19,680 ¤ I don't agree with every other little thing that's proven¤ 1094 01:41:19,760 --> 01:41:22,320 ¤ I do a lot of things that I shouldn't be doin '¤ 1095 01:41:22,440 --> 01:41:24,720 ¤ I ruin everything you might've had in mind¤ 1096 01:41:24,840 --> 01:41:27,600 ¤ I'm a consistent, belligerent solidified mind¤ 1097 01:41:27,680 --> 01:41:29,960 ¤ Rhinestone freak Suburban style¤ 1098 01:41:30,040 --> 01:41:32,800 ¤ I ain't got no money And I got no car¤ 1099 01:41:32,880 --> 01:41:35,280 ¤ I might make par if it don't take much¤ 1100 01:41:35,360 --> 01:41:37,960 ¤ I gotta ride very far 'cause I ride on luck¤ 1101 01:41:38,040 --> 01:41:40,400 ¤ I stay pretty stuck in a rut like I should¤ 1102 01:41:40,520 --> 01:41:43,280 ¤ And I do it for the love of everything's that's still good¤ 1103 01:41:43,400 --> 01:41:45,600 ¤ I don't know why I come here¤ 1104 01:41:45,680 --> 01:41:48,520 ¤ But I know I'll never leave¤ 1105 01:41:48,600 --> 01:41:51,280 ¤ It's the only place I wanna be¤ 1106 01:41:51,400 --> 01:41:53,640 ¤ Yeah, yeah, yeah¤ 1107 01:41:53,720 --> 01:41:56,000 ¤ I don't know why I come here¤ 1108 01:41:56,080 --> 01:41:58,960 ¤ But I know I'll never leave¤ 1109 01:41:59,040 --> 01:42:01,680 ¤ It's the only place I wanna be¤ 1110 01:42:01,760 --> 01:42:04,160 ¤ Yeah, yeah, yeah¤ 1111 01:42:14,480 --> 01:42:16,960 ¤ I'm a long way gone but I ain't short-lived¤ 1112 01:42:17,040 --> 01:42:19,840 ¤ I got knee-deep pockets that leak like a sieve¤ 1113 01:42:19,920 --> 01:42:22,240 ¤ I give one tenth throughout the course of the night¤ 1114 01:42:22,320 --> 01:42:24,880 ¤ And if I don't go home then I did things right¤ 1115 01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:27,400 ¤ I'd like to settle down but I ain't that guy¤ 1116 01:42:27,520 --> 01:42:30,320 ¤ 'Cause everything I ever did I always did on the fly¤ 1117 01:42:30,440 --> 01:42:32,720 ¤ I stay stuck in the rut like I should¤ 1118 01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:35,520 ¤ You know, I do it for the love of everything that's still good¤ 1119 01:42:35,600 --> 01:42:37,840 ¤ I don't know why I come here¤ 1120 01:42:37,920 --> 01:42:40,840 ¤ But I know I'll never leave¤ 1121 01:42:40,920 --> 01:42:43,400 ¤ It's the only place I wanna be¤ 1122 01:42:43,480 --> 01:42:45,960 ¤ Yeah, yeah, yeah¤