- Now the story of a family that wants to rule the galaxy
and the one son who had no choice but to save it.
["ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT" THEME]
It's "Star Wars--
A New Hope."
Meet Darth Vader.
He's upset, because his daughter, Princess Leia,
stole his secret plans.
- I want to know what happened to the plans.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- She actually did.
- Fortunately, Leia's droids landed
in the backyard of Luke Skywalker,
who found her secret message.
- Who is she?
She's beautiful.
- She's his sister.
Curious for answers about the message and the girl, Luke
finds Obi-Wan in the desert.
- Don't seem to remember ever owning a droid?
- From a certain point of view, Obi-Wan was lying.
- R2. R2.
R2?
R2.
- Back home, Obi-Wan tells Luke about a religious cult
he and Luke's father belong to.
- How did my father die?
- Well--
[LIGHTSABERS HUMMING]
[SCREAM]
- He was a good friend.
- Well--
- I hate you!
- Hoping to meet his mystery girl,
Luke followed Obi-Wan to find a ride across the galaxy.
[INAUDIBLE]
Not with him, but with this guy.
- You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
It's the ship that made the Kessel
Run in less than 12 parsecs.
- Hey, that would make an interesting movie.
Go see "Solo--
A Star Wars Story" only in theaters May 25.
Still refusing to give up the plans,
the empire taught Leia a subtle lesson.
- What?
[EXPLOSION]
- Coming out of hyperspace, Han and the gang were confused.
- A fighter that size couldn't get this deep into space.
- Look at him.
He's heading for that small moon.
- It wasn't a moon, but it did put them in the path of Leia
for an easy and quiet rescue.
[GUNSHOT]
[HIGH TEMPO SPANISH GUITAR PLAYING]
In 10 minutes, they caused millions of credits of damage
and blasted at least 15 Stormtroopers.
While Obi-Wan shut down the reactor, the gang split up.
And finally alone with the woman he loves,
Luke made a bold attempt to get closer to her.
- For luck!
[AIR HORN BLOWS]
- Moments later, Luke and Leia meet up with Han and Chewbacca.
- What kept you?
- We, uh, ran into some old friends.
- Uh-huh.
[AIR HORN BLOWS]
Obi-Wan also ran into an old friend.
- No!
- And while the gang escaped to the Rebel base,
they planned to destroy the Death
Star without the help of Han.
- I know what I'm doing.
- He didn't.
- Seconds into the fight, the Rebels
were being blown up one by one, with Vader closing in on Luke.
- I have you now.
- He didn't.
- What!
- You're all clear, kid.
Now let's blow this thing and go home.
[EXPLOSION]
[TRANQUIL HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING]
- On the next "Star Wars," Luke and Leia get a little closer.
[AIR HORN BLOWS]
And Darth Vader gets to spend a little quality
time with his son.
- Ah-ah-ah!
- And that's why you always leave a note.