长老教会员被称作是“天之骄子” Presbyterians are called "God's frozen people."
都是烂泥巴扶不上墙~ Wouldn't swing if you hung them.
哦，好的！ Oh, yeah!
这就是威尼斯沙滩球场么？就这一个么？ Is this the Venice Beach courts?Is this the only one?
等等，你还没有上贡呢 Wait, you haven't put anything in the offering plate.
-抱歉啊，哥们。 -对对 -Sorry, man. -Right.
五十怎么样？我开玩笑的，来吧~ Fifty be all right? I'm just kidding. Here you go.
看见没，我告诉那你他是个天才。 See, I told you he was a generous man.
这就是Eddie说的外号“国王”的 Farouk和Duck Johnson打球的地方？ Is this where Eddie "The King" Farouk and Duck Johnson played?
国王和Duck赢得了自己的比赛，他们曾经所向无敌。 King and Duck owned these courts. They were the best ever.
那是因为你没遇到我。 That's because you never saw me.
接着唱，哥们。 Keep singing, guys.
我老爸曾经是个牧师。 My old man was a preacher.
我他妹的喜欢牧师。 I love this shit.
-他在这给了一块钱。 -那有怎样？ -He put a dollar in. -So?
-所以，我们要让他给的这一块钱值了。 -好的好的~ -So, we give him a dollar's worth. -Okay.
看，这就对了 Look. It's all right.
Walter，给点力，你那肥臀对着我了。 Walter, throw that big, fat butt at me.
我已经对羞辱你感到厌倦了。 I'm tired of making you look bad.
一个纯爷们让另一个纯爷们丢脸真是他妹的一项艰巨的任务。 It's hard goddamn work for a man to make another man look so bad.
哥们，我把你耍的跟狗一样，废物~ Man, I'm fixing to dog you, punk.
我马上就弄死你。 I'll dog you right now.
看我让这家伙闭嘴，把球给我。 Let me shut this shit up. Give me the ball.
做得好。 You got the pill.
你投呀，我一巴掌扇飞你，你不能投进的。 You shoot, I'll knock it out the sky. You can't take it to the hole.
-你还不够火候。-你这么觉得吗？ -You ain't good enough. -You think so?
我不是这么觉得，我就只是知道。 I don't think. I know.
你要怎么办？你要跑哪去？ What are you gonna do? Where you going?
你都不会运球。 You can't dribble.
别丢球，别丢球！ Bring it, bring it!
跑，快跑啊~ move, move!
赶紧滚~~ Get that shit out of here.
那傻叉跑的比兔子他妈还快，哦，受伤了，伤严重了。 That shit went out like a SCUD missile. Oh, it hurts, it hurts so bad.
宝贝，让我告诉你点事~~ Babies, let me tell you something.
我不是自夸，但我是最牛逼的，我就是最牛逼的。 I don't mean to brag, but I'm the greatest. I am the greatest!
-没事吧，哥们？ -没事 -You all right, man? -Yeah.
那赶紧把你屁股挪开地面，搞起了~~ Get your butt up and play.
把你那稚嫩的屁股从某些地方挪开~ Take your little Colt 45-drinking ass off someplace.
好的，Walter，这他妹的艰难的让你丢脸了。 Yes, Walter. Hard goddamn work making you look so bad.
哥们，犯了！ Man, you fouled me!
犯了？？ Foul?
-犯了？ -拿着这球，给我闭嘴。 -Foul? -Take the ball out and shut up.
多少比分了？ What's the count?
-9比8，我们9。 -9比8，你们9？ -9-8, us. -9-8, you?
赶紧滚吧~ Get the fuck out of here.
你会数数的话，你就能当宇航员了。是9比8，我们9。 If you could count, you'd be an astronaut. It's 9-8, us.
George，你妈DE是宇航员。 George, your mother's an astronaut.
他在说你妈呢，哥们。 He talking about your mama, man.
他正拿你和你妈开玩笑。 He playing you and your mama for a punk.
我妈不是宇航员！说啊~~ My mother ain't no astronaut! Say it, say it!
你妈DE不是宇航员，你爸DE也不是宇航员，对吧？ Your mother ain't no astronaut, your father ain't no astronaut, all right?
好了，我妈不是宇航员，懂不懂？ Well, my mama ain't no astronaut. You understand me?
看，你说的是，你妈的是宇航员…… Look, me saying that your mother's an astronaut... .
就是变相说你他妹的是个宇航员。 . ...is just another way of saying that you're all fucked up.
好的，让我们别再说他妈的事了，因为我就是你老爸。 Cool. Well, let's just get off mamas, because I just got off yours.
别说我妈，哥们~ Keep my mama out of this, brother.
你他妈的又不在。 She's out.
-她不在~ -好的 -She's out. -Cool.
好的好的~ Cool!
她不在~ She's out.
非常好~ Cool!
你他妈的不在~ She's out.
什么时候我应该把那贱人带来？ What time should I bring the bitch back?
嘿，比分多少了？ Yo, what's the score?
9比8，我们9。 9-8, us.
什么，我们不可能比你们赢的少~ What? We can't be losing to you.
如果我得分比你少，我他妈的就自杀，不过我不想这么做 If we lose to you, I'll kill myself. I don't want to do that.
我擦，你个贱人 -你才是贱人 -Fuck you, skinny boy. -Fuck this!
你他妹的一个肥贱人！ You fat mother fucker!
我擦~ Fuck this!
闭嘴，你赶紧给我一个感康治头痛~ Shut up. You're giving me Excedrin number trillion headache.
嘿，比分多少了？ Hey, what's the score?
呆子，嘿，我叫你呢，你是聋了还是怎么了？ Chump, yo, I'm talking to you. What, you deaf or something?
-我这是在跟空气说话。 -我名字不是呆子，我叫Billy Hoyle。 -I'm taking to the air. -my name ain't Chump, it's Billy Hoyle.
Billy Hoyle。 Billy hoyle.
Billy Hoyle！ Billy hoyle!
Billy Hoyle，好的，Billy。你能数数数到十吗？Billy？ Billy hoyle. Okay, Billy. Now, can you count to 1 0, Billy?
-会 -好的 -Yeah. -Good.
-比分多少了，Billy？ -我不知道~ -What's the score, Billy? -I don't know.
那你还就是呆子。 Then you're a chump.
我可能是个呆子，不过我刚说了那不是我的名字~ I may be a chump, I just said that wasn't my name.
他搞你啊~Sid! He punked your ass, Sid!
我擦~ Fuck you.
我们走 Let's go!
8比8，你们球~ 8-8, your ball.
是9比8，你们球，我可不想让你找到借口~ It's 9-8, your ball. I don't want no excuses.
我说了，你们球。 I call it even. Your ball.
你有毛病么？你们球。 You better call a doctor. Take the ball.
-你们球~ -我说了是你们球。 -It's your ball. -I said it's your...
拿着~ Take the ball.
-你马子叫你呢，哥们~~ -Sidney！ -Your woman calling you, man. -Sidney!
你马子叫你~ Your woman calling you, man.
好的好的，至少我有一个。 Well, at least I got one.
你他妈的太穷了，我看见她在街上敲一个罐头。 Your mother's so poor, I seen her kicking a can down the street.
她说那是她拿走的。 She said she was moying.
你妈这么老，她曾经开着战车去高中。 Your mama's so old, she used to drive chariots to high school.
你妈这么胖，她摔断腿，油都摔出来了~ Your mama's so fat, she fell over, broke her leg and grayy poured out.
-嘿，宝贝。-嘿，亲爱的。 -Hey, baby. -Hi, honey.
我刚买了菜，信用卡没还清，我又没带现金。 I was buying food, the check didn't clear and I had no cash.
亲爱的，抱歉，20块够吗？ Baby, I'm sorry. Will a 20 do?
30块好了 Thirty would be better.
你在抢劫吗，只有你这么个女人能这么干了~ You hustling me? You're the only one who can get away with that.
我在这打了两份工。 I got a couple things working here.
我要走了，爸爸要回去工作，他们想要骗我钱呢。 I gotta go. Daddy has to go back to work. They're trying to cheat me.
跟你说 Talk to you.
告诉你老妈像她一样，她太老了。 Told your mama to act her age, she dropped dead.
你老妈带着个有灰色鬓角的假发~ Your mother got a wig with gray sideburns.
你妈的牙这么黄，你都能拿来当黄油抹面包了。 Your mama's teeth are so vellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread.
闭嘴，你他妈的就不怕折寿。 Shut up. save your breath.
你需要更多的刺激，来呀来呀。 You need all the energy you can get. Let's go.
-我跑不动了，哥们。 -什么？ -I can't run, man. -What?!
我受伤了，找个人替我吧。 My bunions hurt. Get someone to play for me.
来这，宝贝，这样好了。你还是我的英雄。 Come here, baby. That's okay. You're still my hero.
就是这样，宝贝~ That's it, baby.
等一分钟。 Wait a minute.
谁能代替Handicap先生？ Who can replace Mr. Handicap?
谁能代替“我勒个擦”先生， anybody for Mr. Fucking March of Dimes?
嘿 ，让Billy来。 Hey, take Billy Ho here.
不不，我不要他。 No, I don't want him.
他没准打的很好呢。 He might be good.
-我不想跟他，-为什么？ -I won't go with this. -why not?
-他是白人啊。 -他是白人。 -Because I'm white. -He's white.
看看，他是白人啊。 He is white. Look at him.
么得吊事，你能把Bernard King带出来的。 It won't matter. You could bring Bernard King in.
我一打二，我们走，Swish We hit two, we're out. Swish.
Swish，我们走，Billy Ho。 Swish. Let's go, Billy Ho.
嘿，不需要这么搞吧，Jane Fonda，太他妈扯淡了。 Hey, ain't no need for that Jane Fonda, geriatric bullshit.
你只要在这，防好人，这两个动作快。 You just come out here, play some D. Two quick ones...
终结，看见没？不想再见到你了。 It's over. See ya. Wouldn't want to be ya.
你有了个新搭档，跟你的游戏说再见吧。 You got a new teammate. Kiss your game goodbye.
嘿，或许我需要搞点什么事情了。 Hey, maybe I need to do that shit too.
你输了？接着打~~ You loose now? Let's play.
来来来，我来教教你。 Come here.Let me teach you something.
嘿，哥们，把你屁股从这拿开。 Hey, man, get your ass out of here.
来来来，我告诉你我怎么走，就这么走。 Come here, I'll tell you where I'm going. over there, right.
你是个射手哼？你怎么办？我吃定你了。 You're a hotshot, huh? Where are you going? I got you.
来露两手吧。 Show me what you got.
这是我的地盘，听见没？ This is my court, you hear me?
风吹的，纯运气。 Luck. Pure luck.
现在我能说比分是9比8了，我们9。 I believe the score is 9-8, ours.
看我的。 Take it out.
给我球~ Ball in.
好的，呆子。 Okay, chump.
每个人都能走点狗屎运，谁都会踩到狗屎。 The sun even shines on a dog's ass some days. Anybody can win the lottery.
知道我什么意思吗？ Know what I mean?
不用罗嗦了。 Give it up.
你想要赢回来。 You want it back now.
我擦，你妈的是个宇航员。 Fuck you. Your mother's an astronaut.
对对，她喝多了才当上宇航员的。 She's too drunk to be an astronaut.
你让我想起了在Brady Bunch那伙人中的一个。 You remind me of one of those dudes from The Brady Bunch.
-看他是不是像其中一个人？ -他长得像Cindy。 -Doesn't he look like one of them? -He looks like Cindy.
对对，就是那家伙！ Yeah, that's the one!
你笑个毛线啊笑？ Why are you laughing?
叫我Brady Bunch先生。 Calling me Brady Bunch.
他太傻叉了，连被羞辱了都不知道。 He's too stupid to know he's being insulted.
赶紧滚，Sidney，你输了。 Get off the court, Sidney. You lost.
Ease回来了，给我一分钟和Brady Bunch先生聊聊。 Ease back. Give me a second with Mr. Brady Bunch.
你可能是可以传一两个好球。 You may be able to pull off a couple of passes.
但不代表你就把篮球打的很好了。 That don't mean you can play this game.
对对，你还没看到我射篮呢，没准我能射中一个吹牛的人。 Right. You ain't seen me shoot. maybe I can't shoot a lick.
你说这个有毛用啊？ What's it worth to you to find out, huh?
来看看，我在这赢了多少钱，50，60…… Say, what have we got here? Fifty, sixty... .
62块大洋。 . ...sixty-two dollars.
我甚至闻到这钱迷人的味道。 I do detect the smell of cash.
弥漫在空气中。 in the air.
你有多牛逼？呆子？ How good are you, chump?
-“呆子”“呆子”？ -这是你的钱。 -"Chump"? "Chump"? -That's your money.
我唯一的问题就是把球从你的屁股下面拿出来。 My only problem will be pulling the ball out of your ass. ...
在我赢了你的钱以后。 . ...when I take your money.
-哦。这是他的钱。-财迷们。 -And that is his money. -Money talks.
20，40，41~ Twenty, forty, forty-one...
你太矮了。 You're short.
哥们，借我20块。 Man, loan me 20.
你以为我是谁，美国银行吗？ What do I look like, Bank of America?
-对对，美国银行，借我点钱。 -你老他妹的这样。 -Yeah, give me a loan. -You always do this.
我可不会输个这个小白脸。 I won't lose to this white boy.
你最好别把我的钱输给这小白脸。 You better not lose my money to this white boy.
这是我们黑人该做的。现在他妹的给我20块。 This is a black thing. Now give me the fucking 20.
然后我们就能去kfc吃饭了？-对对，还能调戏那的服务员。 -Then we eat at Sizzler? -Surf and turf.
-我回来了 -这是他的钱。 -I'm the bank. -That's his money.
-这是他的钱 -来搞起了，宝贝。 -That's his money. -Let's go, baby.
重要的是，最最重要的是，你是一个外地人。 Best of five, top of the key.And since you're the foreigner. ...
所以，你先开球。 . ...as such, you can go first.
不，谢谢，Sidney你先开。 No, thank you, Sidney. You go ahead.
不，这是我的家，这是我Sidney Deane的家。 No, this is my house. This is Sidney Deane's house.
我作为东道主，我就该尽地主之谊。 Since I'm the host, I extend my hospitality to you.
那我真是非常荣幸，但是我不想要这地主之谊。 That's very gracious, but I don't want your hospitality.
我可不想占你的便宜。 I don't want to take advantage of you.
好的好的，那你将可能投不了球了。 Okay, but you might not get another shot.
好的好的，如果你坚持的话。 Okay, if you insist.
这可是街头篮球，和你在家打俱乐部比赛有很大不同。 This is outdoor ball. Different than your country club shit.
你投篮的时候 ，要判断风向。 When you shoot, you adjust for the wind.
在户外，风能把你的球吹偏6到8英尺。 Out here, the wind can push the ball to the left or right 6 to 8 inches.
但是你对这个一无所知。 But you wouldn't know nothing about that.
你想让我走看吗？ 你说呢？ You want me to move? I'm sorry.
那是你投篮而已。 It's your shot.
那不是我投篮的地方，我能在五英尺外投中两分。 This is really not my spot. I'll be lucky to hit two out of five.
我随便在哪都能投中。 But I'll shoot anyway.
哦，哥们，那就搞起吧。 Oh, man! Right off the bat.
我觉得我手感特别好。 I am feeling lucky.
有人要赢钱了。 Man wants to get paid!
漂亮，非常漂亮。 It's pretty. It's so pretty.
我们要去肯德基吃饭了。 We 're going Sizzler.
我从没在这线上投中过。 I never hit two in a row.
但是我手感实在太好了。 But I'm very lucky.
这手感非常柔和啊。 I'm feeling very lucky.
姿势真丑。看起来像砸篮板。 Ugly shot. Looked like a goddamn brick.
完全没有美感。现在看我的，乡巴佬。 No aesthetic beauty what so ever. Now mine, on the contrary... ...
这个搞的不错啊。 It hurts being this good!
美好的东西是永恒的享受。 A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
John Keat哥们说的什么来着，你知道的。 My man John Keats said that. You know that, right?
你知道，我站这线上从来不投那，我一辈子都不这么投。 You know, I've never hit three in a row. never in my life.
给我的运气吧，有一天你一醒过来，小鸟在唱歌…… Color me lucky, man. Sometimes you wake up, the birds are singing...
这才是投篮，完美。 That's a decent shot. Excellent.
你是最牛叉的。 You are the greatest.
-谢谢。 -但是我还是觉得我手感很好。 -Thank you. -But I'm feeling so lucky.
再进一个。 Four in a row!
这就像是爱尔兰人的运气一样，但是我又不是爱尔兰人，想想看吧。 This is like the luck of the Irish, only I'm not Irish. So go figure.
来呀，Sindey，赶紧的。 Come on, Sidney. Come on, now.
急个毛毛，一切尽在掌握，这个家伙我吃定了。 Don't worry, I got this under control. This sucker's mine.
乔丹都在这栽过跟头。 Michael Jordan was down here once.
我搞定的他，你信不信？ I took him to the hole. You believe that?
对对，我亲眼所见。 That's right, I saw it.
乔丹对我说，“哥们你该去打这一季职业联赛。” Michael said, "You should play summer pro league."
-我说，我不去。 -我勒个去~ -I said, no. -Hell no!
-这可能会影响我打球。 -我们不能这么干，Billy君。 -Might mess up my game. -We can't have that, Billy Ho.
投中这一个，我们去肯德基吧。 Shoot this one and let's go to Sizzler.
我将要在哪拉远射程。 I'm gonna just leave it up there.
-来帮我一把。 -好的好的。 -Give me some. -I will.
我擦~~ Oh, shit!
弄好这个真他妹的难。 It's hard goddamn work being this good.
他妹的给我闭嘴。 Shut the fuck up.
-我是不是在你后面？ -不不不，Sidney~ -Am I starting to get to you? -No, Sidney.
你只是震到我的耳朵了。 You're just making my ears hurt.
看，你哥们在看我呢，你看到这后面。 See, you guys look at me, you see the backwards hat. ...
你穿这这么潮还说：“看这个呆子。” . ...the funky outfit and you say, "This guy's a chump."
-这他妹的低级，-真他妹的低级。 -A fucking geek. -A fucking geek. Exactly.
但是你还是不明白，这还真不容易。 But you don't realize it ain't easy.
把球打的漂亮还真他妹的是一件难事。 "It is hard goddamn work making something this pretty" ... .
看起来低级的运动，但是我们为了某些目标打球。 . ...look like a geek. So I must do it for a reason.
我服了，不论为了什么目的。 I'm convinced, whatever the reason may be.
如果我投丢了这球，我马上走，当一个呆子。 If I miss this shot, I walk away, still a chump.
但你要是投丢了。你就不止一次被虐了 But if you miss, you've been beat not once... .
两次，被一个又慢又白又低级的呆子虐了。 . ...but twice, by a slow, white, geeky chump.
么的吊事。 Ain't no thing.
么事么事。 Ain't no thing.
-除了吃肯德基就没有什么事了。 -嗯 吃个巨无霸。 -No thing but chicken wing on a string. -From Burger King.
有点风了，你可能需要一点调整…… The wind's kicking up a bit. You might want to adjust about... .
向左边6或者8英尺。 . ...six, eight inches to the left.
对对，就是这样的。 Here it is. This is the big one.
急个毛毛，我搞起来比你好多了。 Don't worry. I've hustled much better players than you.
别砸板啊~~ Don't put up a brick.
别汪汪乱叫。 Stop yapping and let the brother shoot.
好的好的。 Yeah, I got it.
注意手腕。 The wrist.
-打铁了~ -我擦泪~~ -Brick. -Shit!
好了，快给钱。 Give me my money.
-这是他的钱！-正直的人。 -It belongs to him! -A man with integrity.
-别把你的运气推走。 -这可不是运气。 -Don't push your luck.-It wasn't luck.
你说的我们要去肯德基吃饭。 You said we'd go to Sizzler...
哥们，闭上你厌食的，有绦虫的嘴。 Man, shut your anorexic, mahutritioned, tapeworm-having... .
Dick Gregory你这贪吃鬼走开些，让我自己呆一会。 . ...Dick Gregory Diet-drinking ass up! leave me alone.
亲爱的，我回来了。 Honey, I'm home.
今天赚了多少? How much did you make?
好的，我也很想你的。 Well, I missed you too.
抱歉啊，亲爱的。 I'm sorry, honey.
62块减去5块1毛6…… Sixty-two dollars minus $ 5. 1 6. ...
买了一个麦香鸡腿堡 和你喜欢的这个东西。 . ...for a hummus-tabbouleh garden burger and all that stuff you love.
你知道我讨厌那些健康食品。 You know I hate that health food shit.
你会吃的，吃了你就喜欢了。 You'll eat it and you'll love it.
我会让你不吃这个的，直到今天你挣钱了。 I'll let you get away with that since you got money today.
我们来看看，这些有…… Let's see, that makes... .
58块8毛4，我们要从806块存到8000块。 . ...$ 58.84, which gives us $806 towards the $8000.
我们还会有Stucci兄弟的7194块。 We still owe the Stucci Brothers $7194.
别给他们，他们那就是抢劫。 Don't pay them. They're robbing you.
要多久我们才能熬过去啊？ How many times do we have to go through this?
在生命中，总有一些事情是没法改变的。 in life, there are some things that just are the way they are.
没有比欠着Stuccis7000多块更难过的事情了。 Nothing will get rid of the Stuccis except 7000 more dollars.
这个怎么样？ What's the deal with this?
我去，我一整天都在学习。 Come on, I've been studying all day.
我学了火灾，地震，所有种类的灾害。 I did fires and earthquakes. any kind of disaster.
还有暗杀。 And assassinations.
来试试看。 Try me.
Leon Czolgosz是谁~ Leon Czolgosz.
杀害了McKinley总统的那个？ Who killed President McKinley?
不可思议。 Unbelievble.
Jeopardy今天会打电话来的，我能感觉到。 Jeopardy's gonna call today. I can feel it.
不用去数日子了，你肯定行的。 Don't count on it, you won't be disappointed.
看看这个，Lee Haryey Oswald最后的话： Check this out.The last words of Lee Haryey Oswald:
这不是我，这不是…… "It wasn't me, it was the Cl..."
明白吗？这个……，然后…… Get it? "The..." And then...
我明白，我明白，亲爱的，宝贝。 I got it, I got it. Honey, honey.
你有多爱我呢？ How much do you love me?
我爱你爱到无穷大~~ I love you infinity.
这还不够~~ That's not enough.
-无穷大是最大的数字了。 -不，还不是。 -infinity's the biggest number. -No, it's not.
来告诉我一个更大的。 Tell me one bigger.
无穷大+2 infinity plus two.
我爱你到无穷大+2 I love you infinity plus two.
Billy，你太2了~ Billy, you're so stupid.
你应该说，我爱你到两个无穷大。 You should say,"I love you infinity plus infinity."
我爱你…… I love you. ...
无穷大……加一个无穷大 . ...infinity plus infinity.
-还有更大的数字。-我放弃了。 -There's a bigger number. -I give up.
你还没有亲我呢~ You haven't kissed me yet.
不，你先去洗澡，一身汗味。走开，臭男人！ No, take a shower. You stink. Go away, you stink!
在这等一会我，广告别走开，马上就回来~~ Wait right there. Don't move. Hold that thought.
我一会就回来把嘴放在有钞票的地方~ I'm gonna come back and put my mouth where this money is.
有人在敲门~~ There's somebody at the door!
有人敲门~ Somebody's at the door!
好了好了，淡定淡定~~ All right, stay calm, stay calm.
赶紧的！ Hurry up!
我爱你，我不会在还你的债前受到伤害的。 I love you, but I won't get shot over your debt.
-我的债？咱的债！ -无论谁的债，我不会有事的， -my debt? Our debt! -Whoever's debt, I ain't getting shot!
呆在这，如果我30秒没回来。就从窗子逃走。 Stay here. If I don't get you in 30 seconds, jump out the window.
之后我们在Denny那见~ I'll meet you at Denny's.
亲爱的，我爱你。 Honey, I love you.
我也爱你。 I love you too.
谁啊？ Who is it?
管理员。 The manager.
-什么事？ -有你的一封信。 -What is it? -Got a message for you.
Brady Bunch的信。 Brady Bunch.
1010，1011，1012.（用嘴数1001时间正好是一秒） A thousand ten, a thousand eleven, a thousand twelve... ...
你听到有人让你进来了吗？ Did you hear somebody invite you in?
我只是想要聊聊。 I just want to talk.
1030. ...a thousand thirty.
你怎么找到我的？ How'd you find me?
我必须承认，没有人像你那样赢过我。 I have to admit, no one's ever worked me the way you did.
我输了，你赢了，我不是来哭诉这个的。 I beat you fairly. You beat me, I don't come and cry about it.
我不是来说这个，我是来谈生意的。 I'm not here to cry. I'm here on business.
你说的30秒，我必须要走了。 You said 30 seconds. I almost took off.
实在抱歉~ I'm sorry.
这是谁？ Who's this?
-Sidney Deane。 -然后呢？ -Sidney Deane. -So?
你对象赢了我的钱并且我注意到他住在这。 Your boyfriend took money from me and I noticed this bottle.
你拿着这个，我他妹的毙了你。 You take that, I'll shoot you.
你怎么回事？你需要来点大麻冷静冷静~ What's with you? You need to chill with the caffeine.
再说一遍？ Excuse me?
你有什么意见？ You comfortable?
你看，给你一个坐垫足够了。 You know, a futon is better for your back.
Billy，你在哪混的？ Where did you play, Billy?
Louisiana大学。但是没读完。 College in Louisiana.Didn't work out.
所以你现在忙么？ So now you hustle.
没人知道我在这，我可以在球场上挣点外快。 Nobody knows me here.I can work the courts.
我这有个好点子。 I have a business proposal.
可以比你冒充呆子赚到更多的钱。 It means more cash than this chump change you make.
搞什么毛毛？ What is it?
下周有一个2v2篮球循环赛。 There's a two-on-two tournament next week.
-你想让我跟你去打？ -对~ -You want me to run with you? -Yep.
同时，我们也可以赚点其他外快。 Meanwhile, we can make some extra change.
如果你不介意。我知道你不介意。 If you don't mind hustling. And I know you don't.
怎么个搞法？ What kind of hustle?
你能出多少钱？7000块？ You got me by what, 7 000 pounds?
我告诉你，要打败你还真是不容易的。 I gotta tell you, it's hard work making you look so bad.
你他妹的以为你在跟谁说话，你打好球了才有发言权。 Who the fuck told you to talk? You score, you can talk.
但是如果你满嘴喷粪，就最好闭嘴。 But if you eat shit, you shut up.
你想把我拉下水？为什么？ You took me to the hole. Why?
因为我有能力 Because I let you.
我能带你去你想去的所有地方，我还能请你吃早饭。 I take you anywhere I want. I'll have you for breakfast.
像往上加码吗？ Want to put some jack on that?
谁能惹毛你呢？ Who rattled your cage?
你说这么多都能砸死人了。 You talk a lot for a guy who got busted.
我可以选任何人和我一队，我可以选这打球打的最烂的…… I'll pick any player... I'll pick the worst player here. ...
-来赌500块 -你说神马？ -... .for $ 500. -Excuse me?
-你你~~说神马？？ -Ex-ex-excuse me?
我让你来帮我挑我跟谁一伙~~ I'll let you pick my teammate.
他开玩笑的，我可不相信这货~~ He ain't serious, man. I don't believe this shit.
-你不是认真的吧？ -你随便选~~ -You ain't serious. -Anybody.
500块，你可以选这的任何人。 Five hundred dollars. And you can pick anybody out here. anybody!
我不信。 I don't believe this.
嘿，Raymond，看那个呆子，把那家伙给他。 Hey, Raymond, look at the chump, man. Give him the chump.
不不，小白脸不能算。 No. White boys don't count.
你要选个好哥们给我。 You have to give me a brother.
就他了，那个傻乎乎的家伙。 You got him. The goofy-looking guy.
-我？-对，就是你。 -Me? -Yeah, you.
-啊，你妹啊~~ -嘿，呆子。 -Oh, fuck. -Hey, chump.
你想跑跑吗？ You want to run?
你是说打球吗？ You mean play basketball?
不是，他是说打曲棍球。 No, he means ice hockey.
把你那疲惫的屁股从这拿开吧，小老外。 Get your tired butt up here, Gretzky.
-你的钱呢？ -我马上拿来。 -Where's your money? -I'll get it.
你耍我呢？这是我的500块，你的在哪？ You setting me up? Here's my $ 500. Where's yours?
我说了我马上拿来，我这就去车上拿钱。 I said I'll get it. I gotta go to the car.
好样的，赶紧去车上拿。 Good, you go to your car.
然后把你那野人一般的大屁股挪回来，我手正热呢。 Then get your Sasquatch butt back here. I got a hot hand.
我等你回来，Raymond。 I got your back, Raymond.
这他妹的是什么？ What the hell is this?
哥们，你以为呢？ Oh, man, what is this world coming to?
看这个屌人~ Look at this shit.
我没有什么要担心的除了那边的Cathy Rigby。 I ain't got nothing to worry about except Cathy Rigby over here.
他的车在哪？ Where's his car, man?
抢劫。 Give me your money.
-Raymond，是你吗？ -不，我不是Raymond。 -Raymond, is that you? -No, this ain't Raymond.
他妹的给我把面具摘了，放下枪。 Take off that goddamn mask and put down that gun.
你搞什么飞机？ What are you doing?
我在公园球场遇到两个傻子。 I got a couple of chumps on the line at the park.
-借我点钱，哥们。 -他妹的给我滚。 -Loan me some money, man. -Get the fuck out of here!
嘿，哥们你看看，你需要一把好枪。 Hey, look, man. You need a good gun.
在这附近很不安全呢。 There's some crazy motherfuckers walking around.
对对，比我还不安全。 A lot crazier than me.
我出300块卖。 Give me $ 300 for it.
-我给你200块。 -别呀哥们，275。 -I'll give you $ 200. -Come on, man. $ 2 75.
-250块。 -成交。 -$ 250. -All right.
你这就是反抢我啊。 But now you're robbing me.
哟哟，我拿到钱了。我拿了250块，搞起吧。 Yo, yo, I got your money. I got $ 250. Let's go.
不，我说的是500块，你会数数吗？ No, I said $ 500. Can you count?
嘿，就250，搞不搞随你。 Hey, $ 250, man. Take it or leave it.
要有个和我一样的哥们，随便就搞死你了。 A man like me can make you look bad.
你会为你说的话负责的。 Your mouth's got you in trouble.
我要是你，我都不忍心活在这世界上。 If I was you, I'd kill myself.
卡哇伊呀~~ lovely, lovely!
-你叫什么？ -Billy Ho。 -What's your name? -Billy Ho.
很高兴见到你。 Nice to meet you.
绝杀球，绝杀球。 Point game! Point game.
这就是说我们再进一球，我们就能赢500块钱了。这就叫绝杀球。 That means one more point and we win this $ 500. Point game.
你是来教学还是来打球的？ You gonna teach class or play?
我都教了你一天了。还带你去医院呢。 I been teaching class on you all day. Taking you to the clinic.
好了又开始上课了。叮叮叮，上课。 Class is in session again. Ding-ding. Check.
-看这个。 -你蠢的练球都拿不住。 -Check this. -You're too stupid to catch the ball.
把钱给我。 Give me my money.
真他妹的难。 Hard goddamn work!
-好样的，你打的很不赖啊。 -兔崽子搞起我来了。 -It's okay. You played a good game. -Motherfuckers set us up.
-你死定了。 -嘿，放轻松。 -You dead. -Hey, take it easy.
真他妹的不容易。 Hard goddamn work!
你可不能那我怎么样。 You ain't gonna cut me.
你把我惹毛了。 You set me up!
嘿，Raymond，我看到你搞花样了。 Hey, Raymond, I seen you hustle, man.
-我从来没有和一个白人傻蛋合作过！ -你说谁是白人傻蛋呢？ -I never used a goofy, white fucker! -Who you calling a goofy, white fucker?
-你，你个白傻叉。 -好的好的。 -You, you white fucker! -That's cool!
等等，别乱，这tmd太搞笑了。 Wait, hold it. This is ridiculous.
Raymond，我们是哥们啊。 Raymond, we are brothers, man.
我发誓，我从来没见过这个小白脸。 I swear, I have never seen this white boy before.
Sidney，不用鸟这家伙，你有一个老婆，一个孩子。 Sidney, don't negotiate with the guy. You got a wife and kid.
-你怎么知道我名字的？ -他怎么知道你家里人的？ -How you know my name? -How come he knows your family?
什么？你等等~~ What?! Wait a minute.
你说我有一个老婆，一个孩子而且你认识我？ You talk about my wife and kid and you don't know me?
搞死这个兔崽子。 Cut this motherfucker.
搞死他。 Cut that motherfucker.
我擦，你们两个贱人都疯了。 No, fuck this. Both you motherfuckers are crazy.
我要去我车里拿我的另外一把枪，出来把你们都毙了。 I'm going to my car and get my other gun. Shoot everybody's ass.
你妹啊，走~~ Shit! Come on!
快快快！ Come on! Come on! Come on!
赶紧的！！ Go, go, go!
还家伙，你把Raymond Dickens拉下火坑了。 Oh, man! We took Raymond Dickens to the hole!
嘿，你知道吗？ Hey, know what?
自从King和Duck Johnson以后没有人在这搞过这事。 Nobody's done that around here since the King and Duck Johnson.
King和Duck？ King and Duck!
对，就是King and Duck! The King and the Duck!
这是什么歌？ What is this?
-Jimi Hendrix。 -我知道是Jimi Hendrix，为什么你放Jimi的歌？ -Jimi Hendrix. -I know. Why are you playing Jimi?
我想听听他的歌。 I like to listen to him.
听歌？你有什么屌问题~~听个毛听~~ Listen? That's what the fucking problem is. Y'all listen.
那我应该怎么办？吃掉它？ What should I do, eat it?
你应该听说过他的歌。 You're supposed to hear it.
我只是说，我想要听听他的歌。 I just said I like to listen to it.
不不，听过他的歌和想听他的歌不一样~~ No, no, hearing is different than listening.
白人是不可能听过Jimi的~ White people can't hear Jimi. You listen!
你特么什么意思？他的鼓手就是白人~~ What are you talking about? His drummer was white.
你给我滚，他可不是白人。 Get the fuck out of here. He was not white.
是，他是白人，那，你看看，看见没？ Yes, he was. Yo, check it out. See?
这只是一张图片。 This is a picture.
-除了Jimi，整个乐队都是白人。 -这他妹的就是一张图片。 -Whole band's white except for Jimi. -This is a fucking picture.
真是胡扯，Jimi从没有过一个白人音乐队伍。 It's airbrushed. Jimi did not have a white rhythm section.
你不能听他的歌。 You cannot hear Jimi.
-非常好，3Q~ -看看这个。 -All right. Thank you. -Check this out.
这是谁？ Who is this?
最牛×的民谣歌手，就是他~~ The greatest troubadour of all time, is who it is.
民谣歌手？听着就跟狗唱歌一样。 Troubadour? Shit sounds like a dog.
这是Labrador。别侮辱他的音乐。 That's a Labrador. Don't insult this music.
脱下来。 Take it off.
你可受不了这个。 You're not hearing this.
我才不想听这个呢，这就是强奸我的耳朵。 I don't want to hear this. This is like pollution to my ears.
跟Gladys Knight和Pimps去说吧。 Explain to this Gladys Knight and the Pimps...
是Pimps~~ It's Gladys Knight and the Pips!
赶紧从新把Jimi放回去，我对这个不感冒。 Just put Jimi back in. I don't like this shit.
-你应该想想我的感受。 -你觉得你在跟谁说话？ -You're supposed to defend me! -Who are you velling at?
把口香糖吐了，我已经受够了你吧唧嘴。 Get rid of that gum. I'm tired of it popping.
告诉这个笨蛋，这么做是对的。 Tell this bubblehead to make a right here.
在这打球，你能有很好的机遇的。 You can get shot playing here.
让我在将军塔那下车。 Let me off at the Trump Towers.
顶楼那的后面那间。 The penthouse is in the back.
远景房，可是从最高俯视丛林。 Vista View. The flyest view in the jungle.
-真是温馨的家。 -你知道的。 -Home sweet home. -You know it.
哟，今天真是打的不错。 Yo, that was a good run today.
一场好戏。 Good run.
拿着你今天挣的钱，你可以把你的车洗了。 With the money you made, you can get this car washed.
嘿，哥们，这是一个古典轿车。 Hey, man, this is one classic automobile.
你知道吗，你有一个非常好的女人。 You know, you got a fine woman there.
嘿，别碰她。 Hey, you keep your hands off her.
我只是说她不错，没说我要碰她 I said she was fine, not that I wanted to touch her.
你要敢碰她我就搞死你，明白吗？ You touch her and I'll kick your ass. You hear me?
看~看~看~ Lookee, lookee, lookee.
-我听的非常清楚了~~ -非常好~ -It's all starting to come clear. -Good.
你在球场还真是一个好脾气的人。 You're a cool customer on the court.
街上很冷的。我可不会在跟你打球时候火大的。 Real chill on the street. Can't be rattled in your game, no, no.
你从没在场上和一个黑人打输过。 You don't even fall for all that nigger shit on the court.
但是对于泡妞来说，这就不一样了。 But when it comes to your woman, that's a different matter altogether.
看看你，我从没和一个废物聊天，你是被吓坏了吧？ Look at you. I ain't even talked trash and you're scared.
我从没想碰她，你却总是胡思乱想。 I ain't even pushed up on her and you're thinking about it.
-你妹的闭嘴。 -好的好的。 -Shut the fuck up. -This is good.
这还真是不错，我知道你的软肋了。 This is really good shit to know. I know your weakness.
-你和我见过的所有白人都一样。 -你和我见过的所有黑人都一样。 -You're like every white boy I know. -You're like every brother I ever saw.
-好好配合。 -你看起来很弱但是赢了了…… -Kick some shit. -You'd rather look good and lose... .
-比看起来很强但是输了要好。 -你还不了解我的实力。 -... .than look bad and win. -You don't know shit about me.
我可是知道你很多了，Sidney。 I know plenty about you, Sidney.
你一家人一天要吃多少？ How many dinners did this chain cost your family?
赶紧回家去，好好休息，ok？Brady Bunch先生。 Just go home and get some rest. Okay, Brady Bunch?
我可不累。 I ain't tired.
再见，Gloria。 Bye, Gloria.
-很高兴再见到你。 -一样高兴。 -Nice seeing you again. -Same here.
保重，我喜欢这个耳环，很漂亮。 Take care. I like these rings. They're fly.
保重。 Take care.
明天我们去1/3街区。 Tomorrow we're going to 1 03rd Street.
我们在Watts有的忙了，明天艰难的比赛，不过有大票子可以赚。 We're gonna hustle in Watts.Tough games out there. Big bucks.
别搞英雄主义。 Don't take it personally.
我们是队友，就像矛 We're teammates. Ebony. ...
和盾一样的合作。 . ...and lyory.
我就是你的伙伴。 Here's your partner.
对对，欢迎来搞。你最好在天黑前过La Brea。 Right, fuck me. You better get across La Brea before sundown.
那些屌人么事~~ The guy's full of shit.
跟我解释一下为什么Negro说什么唱牛仔风格的歌。 Please explain to me why this Negro is singing cowboy music.
这是我最喜欢的歌。 This is my favorite song.
让我想起跟你亲热的时候，让我很想…… It reminds me of making love to you. Makes me want to. ...
把你锁在房间里…… . ...take you and lock you in a room. ...
一遍又一遍的……蹂躏你…… . ...and make love to you over and over and over... .
糟蹋你…… . ...and over and over.
我可非常喜欢这个。 I didn't say I didn't like it.
亲爱的，这么开车很不安全，你知道我比较愿意安全一点再亲热。 Honey, this can't be safe. You know I believe in safe sex.
-我要去洗个澡。 -把握放下来。 -I'm gonna take a shower. -Put me down!
亲爱的，我口有点干~~ Honey, my mouth is dry.
亲爱的，我渴了~~ Honey, I'm thirsty.
拿着，宝贝。 Here you go, honey.
我说我渴了的时候…… When I said I was thirsty... .
并不是说我想让你去帮我拿杯水~~ . ...it doesn't mean I want you to bring me a glass of water.
那难道不是吗？ It doesn't?
你没有注意到我说我渴了的重点所在。 You're missing the point of my saying I'm thirsty.
如果我有一个麻烦，你不一定要解决它。 If I have a problem, you don't have to solve it.
男人总觉得他能解决一个女人的问题。 Men always think they can solve a woman's problem.
这让他们觉得很无所不能。 It makes them feel omnipotent.
无所不能？ Omnipotent?
你做噩梦了吗？ Did you have a bad dream?
这就是他们如何控制女人的方法~ It's how they control women.
-帮她们拿杯水？ -对，我在杂志上看过这个~ -Bringing them a glass of water? -Yes. I read it in a magazine.
如果我渴了，不是说我让你帮我拿杯水。 If I'm thirsty, I don't want you to bring me a glass of water.
我需要你感同身受，我想要你对我说， I want you to sympathize. I want you to say:
“Gloria，我太明白口渴是什么感觉了~” "Gloria, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty.
我原来也有过很口渴的经历。 l, too, have had a dry mouth."
我需要你和我心有灵犀。 I want you to connect with me... .
通过了解口渴时候的想法。 . ...through understanding the concept of drymouthedness.
这些杂志上都有写吗？ This is all in the same magazine?
你已经被控制了。 You're into control.
闭嘴。 Shut up.
看见没？ See?
你真让我难过。 You make me sick.
宝贝，别跟我兜圈子，好吧？ Honey, don't give me the rollover, okay?
我说我口渴的时候，就表示，如果这有水的话，我很想喝一点。 When I say I'm thirsty, it means if there's some water, I'd love a sip.
我说我想亲热的时候，就表示让我们搞起吧。 When I say I want to make love, it means let's screw.
这就是我所想的你会这么说的。 That's exactly what I thought you would say.
另外，我并不喜欢“搞”这个字。 Besides, I don't like the word "screw."
我更喜欢说“亲热”或者 “干” I prefer "make love" or "fuck."
“搞”是木匠才这么说的~ "Screwing" is for carpenters.
你明白的，宝贝。 You're gonna get it. Oh, honey.
-你要去哪？ -随便哪~ -Where are you going? -Anywhere.
从你身边离开，你这个蛋白质~ Getting the hell away from you, you psycho chiquita nutcase.
来嘛，宝贝，过来，我想跟你亲热。 Come on, honey. Come back. I want to make love.
宝贝，过来，我想要搞你啊~ Honey, come back. I want to screw!
然后忘了你。 Forget you, then.
你这个贱人。 You piece of shit.
就是他。 That's him.
-是Stuccis兄弟！ -Stuccis兄弟？你妹的！ -It's the Stuccis! -The Stuccis! Oh, shit!
他们怎么找到我们的？ How'd they find us?!
坚持住，好吧？我带上钱了~ Hold on. Okay, all right, I got the money.
快走，宝贝，来啊！快快快~宝贝，快走~ Go, honey, come on! Come on, honey, move.
-我会一直等着你的！ -闭嘴！ -I'm always waiting for you. -Shut up!
-等等我！ -快点快点！ -Wait for me! -Hurry up!
你怎么这么墨迹？我得把所有东西带上~ Why are you so slow? I'm carrying everything.
你想让我把你也带上? You want me to carry you too?
我们会毙了你的，Billy，但是我们还是想要你先还钱。 We'd shoot you, Billy, but first we want the money.
-我们已经把你包围了。 -别逃了~ -We've got your number now. -No escape!
蓝莓饼干，草莓果酱够没了~ Blueberry, cockle cherry Eeyie ivey over
妈妈在厨房煮饭，爸爸在外边赌钱。 Mama's in the kitchen cooking rice Daddy's outside shooting dice
在摇篮里的宝宝睡着了，这来了hot先生。 Baby in the cradle fast asleep Here comes mister with the H O T
这是一个好房子，非常好的房子。 This is a great house. A great house.
就是有点贵。 But it's a little steep.
Sidney，我们谈谈。 Sidney, we have to talk.
抱歉。 Excuse me.
-我想要这房子。 -我也想要这房子，不过这实在是太贵了。 -I want this house. -I want it too. But it's expensive.
-他们想要最初的和最后的损害赔偿。 -我会去找份工作的。 -They want first, last, damages. -I'll get a job.
不不不，我有很多工作在做呢。 No, no, no. I got lots of jobs.
这有电线排线的问题，房顶的问题吗，粉刷的问题。 I got the cable thing, the roof thing, the paint thing.
做建筑太慢了，但是篮球挣钱把食物问题解决了。 Construction is slow, but basketball puts food on the table.
打球可不是一个真正的工作。 Basketball isn't a real job.
现在晚了，我得走了。我正有一个新机会的工作。 It's late. I gotta go. I'm working on this new shot.
我保证这是个非常华丽的机会。 I'm sure it's a gorgeous shot.
但是我还是想要这个房子。 But I still want this house.
-好吧？ -好的~ -Okay? -Okay.
犯了，犯了！ Foul, foul!
好球，好球，没犯规。 All ball. All ball, no foul.
-你打我手了。 -你的手是球的一部分吗？ -You got my hand. -Your hand is part of the ball.
-你打到我手腕了。 -手的一部分。 -You got my wrist. -Part of the hand.
并且膝盖的骨头连着你老二的骨头。 And the knee bone's connected to the dick bone.
-你犯了Robert。 -你都没看比赛。 -You fouled Robert. -You didn't even see the play.
哟，你不能穿着西装带着我的三角绷带。 Yo, you couldn't carry my jockstrap in a suitcase.
这是Watts，我想你这有一些你的队员，太扯淡了。 This is Watts. I thought you had some ballplayers out here. This is shit.
我对你的这张脸已经厌烦了。 I'm getting tired of your face.
我猜你妈在你出生的时候把人扔了，把胎盘养大了。 Guess your mother threw you out real young.
他正在说你妈呢。 He's talking about your mama.
没有人能说我妈。 Nobody talks about my mother.
别再说我妈，我和我的哥们在这就能收拾你。 Don't ever talk about my mama. Me and any guy here can take you.
你想要赌多少钱？ How much you want to roll?
哦，我的天，这是什么？ Oh, my God. What is this?
我的妈呀，看看这个，这是一千块。 Oh, my God! Look at this! It's a thousand dollars!
哦，等等，这还有呢，这是多少？ Oh, wait a minute, there's more. What is this?
你抢劫了一辆运钞车？ You rob a 7-1 1?
11，12，13。等等，还有吗？ eleven, twelve, thirteen. Wait, is there more?
14，15. Fourteen, fifteen.
-这是你借的钱吗？ -16. -Is that your rent money? -Sixteen.
这是我所有的钱，1700块，宝贝。 It's coming from everywhere. Seventeen hundred dollars, baby.
并且我们能选你的队友。 And we get to pick your partner?
你能在这选任意一个家伙，随便谁，1700美元。 You can pick any of these stiffs out here. anybody. $ 1 7 00.
并且不要再说我妈。 And don't talk about my mother.
-我看看有多少我的哥们在这？ -不不，我想要那个家伙。 -How about my man here? -No, no. I want that guy.
-那个小白脸？ -对，那个面黄肌瘦的家伙。 -The white boy? -Yeah, that scraggly mother.
不不不，等等，我擦泪。 No, no, no. Fuck that. Wait a minute.
我有800块，我刚刚从我的信用卡里取了钱。 I got $800. I just cashed my check for the rent.
-我有50块。 -1700块，要么就这么多，要么就别赌。 -I got 50 bucks. -$ 1 7 00. Come up with it or walk.
你也不看看我们是什么人。 play us for what we got.
要么就玩，要么就算了。 play a tune on that bald head of yours.
嘿，哥们，等等。 Hey, man, hold on.
-嘿。 -你怎么样？ -Hey. -How you doing?
-什么事？ -你今天看起来真漂亮。 -What's up? -You look so good today.
-怎么了？ -你猜对了，我需要一个首饰。 -What's up? -You're up. I need a diamond.
我就说他不是歌好人，你怎么不听我的呢？ I told you he was no good. When will you listen to me?
他就是一条白眼狼。 He was a dog from day one.
相信我，在这之后，我们就去Zales。 Trust me. We'll go to Zales after this.
-别说我的男朋友。 -他就是一条狗。 -Don't talk about my boyfriend. -He's a dog.
这可不是钻石，这是锆石。 This ain't no diamond. It's a zircon.
好的，但是这玩意能值300块。 Okay. Let's say this piece of shit is worth 300 bills.
我会用我的1700块赌你的1150块。 I'll put my $ 1 7 00 against your $ 1 1 50.
就这么说定了。 That's a bet!
嘿，把钱给我。 Hey, give me my money!
我拿着钱，我又不会跑。 I'll hold it. I ain't going nowhere.
他不会跑的，面包房还没开门呢。 He ain't going nowhere. The bakery ain't open yet.
我们打十个球。 We play to 1 0.
-就这么愉快的决定了。 -好的，搞起吧。 -That's a bet. -Let's do it.
来打比赛吧。 We got a game to play.
嘿，Martha Graham! Hey, Martha Graham!
Martha Graham! Martha Graham!
你会打球吗？ Can you play?
-选得好，哥们。 -对对，你知道的。 -Good pick, man. -You know it.
我就是这么说来着，回你的海底世界去吧。 That's what I'm talking about. Go back to Sea World.
-你让他给你吃了闭门羹。 -我想他大概会传球。 -You let him back-door you. -I thought he was gonna pass.
当然他没有传。 Of course he wasn't...
防上去啊，哥们。 D up, man.
你都不知道怎么防守。 You don't know what D is.
去啊，你这TMD Globetrotter。 Go, you fucking Globetrotter.
你不投篮吗？ Aren't you gonna shoot?
-他就在我后面呢。 -你都没人防。 -He was on my ass. -You were wide open.
我可拿出了1700块来赌呢，我可不会滥投。 I got $ 1700 on the line. I won't force a shot.
那你为什么给我。 Why are you kicking it to me?
-好的好的，我抱歉。 -你没问题吧？ -All right, I'm sorry. -You okay?
-我们上。 -就是这样。 -Let's go. -You got it.
-给我球。 -9比8了，绝杀球了。 -Get me the ball. -It's 9-8, us. Point game.
-再进一球，我们就有1700块了。 -对，你永远投不进这球。 -One more bucket, we get $ 1 700. -A bucket you'll never see.
-你想让我们失误，不过…… -你今天是来发牢骚还是打球的？ -You tried to hustle us, but... -You gonna chitchat or play?
我勒个擦~ Get the fuck out.
你一直在说这个，怎么不把我拉下水？ You talking all this shit. Why don't you take me to the hole?
-我从没跟你这样的家伙一块打过球。 -好好学学怎么打球吧。 -I practice off people like you. -Just learn to play.
给球，给球。 Ball, ball.
我会拿走你的钱，然后带走你马子。 I'll take your money, then I'll take your girl.
你真是吓住我了。 You're holding me.
你也就是只会唬人。你知道吗，你还真是恶心。 All you do is hold people. You know, you're disgusting.
你们两，都滚回海底世界去吧。 Both of you, go back to Sea World!
1700块。 Seventeen hundred!
我擦。 Goddamn!
把钱给我~ Give me my money.
一拿到钱的时候感觉真爽啊~ It was so nice just to hold it for a while.
我死定了，我死定了。 I am dead. I am dead.
抱歉啊，哥们。我想我们能赢的。 I'm sorry, man. I thought I had it.
我死定了，我马上就死无全尸了，她会弄死我的。 I'm dead. I'm dog meat. She is gonna dump me now.
我感觉糟透了，我打屎一样~~ I feel terrible. I had a lousy game.
我们比他们厉害多了，我打赢过比他们厉害的家伙10次以上。 We're better than them. I've beat guys 1 0 times better than that!
我了解，我的错，我的错。 I know. It's my fault.
不是谁的错，有时候球就是不进。 It's nobody's fault. Sometimes the ball just doesn't go down.
-让我载你一程？ -我还是去坐公交吧。 -You want a ride? -I'll take the rail.
你确定？ You sure?
我要好好想想怎么告诉Gloria我输了所有的钱。 I gotta think of how to tell Gloria I lost everything. ...
并且想想我今晚在哪睡觉。 . ...and figure out where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
嘿，Billy，我太抱歉了。 Hey, Billy, I'm sorry.
我说真的，抱歉。 I mean it. I'm sorry.
39 就是答案。问题是什么？ "Thirty-nine" is the answer. What's the question?
“唐僧取得经里面有多少本书？” "How many books in the Old Testament?"
我真tmd太棒了。 I am so fucking good.
-“幸运52”打电话来了吗？ -还没有。 -Did Jeopardy! call yet? -Not yet.
但是我需要一条漂亮的裙子，他们一打电话来，就得准备好。 But I'll need a nice dress. When they call, you gotta be ready.
像再听听唐僧的经书里有什么书吗？ Want to hear the books of the Old Testament backwards?
-大金刚经，小金刚经，大变形金刚经和…… -亲爱的，拜托了。 -Malachi, Zechariah, Haggai and... -Honey, please.
我还知道“女强人” 和“以q开头的食物” And I did "Famous Women" and "Foods That Start With Q."
你不能想象有多少食物的名称是以字母去开头的。 You can't imagine how many foods actually start with the letter Q.
你能住嘴吗？ Will you please shut up?
你有什么毛病？ What's wrong with you?
我输钱了。 I lost the money.
啊，你妹的，Billy。 Oh, Jesus, Billy.
别再说了。 Not again.
-输了多少？ -非常多。 -How much? -A lot of it.
输了最多的一次。 Most of it.
其实就是输了全部的钱。 Roughly all of it.
你tmd输了咱们所有的钱？ You lost all our fucking money?
擦，Billy！我擦！ Shit, Billy! Jesus!
1700块啊，Billy！ Seventeen hundred dollars. Billy!
我们正在存8000块~~ We were on our way to 8000.
你的对手很牛叉吗？ Were your opponents that good?
不是，我在布鲁克林和泽西打败过比他们牛叉的人~ No, I beat better guys in Brooklyn and Jersey.
-你没投中你的跳投？ -不，我都投中了。 -You missed your jump shots? -No, I hit mine.
Sidney呢？ What about Sidney?
他今天打的不好，他没投那么多球。 He had an off day. He wasn't shooting that much.
跟他对位的人在他头上得分，他没能…… His guy scored on him and he didn't... .
防上去，他平时防守很好的。 . ...D up. He usually plays good D.
你被耍了。 You got hustled.
我没有被耍。 I did not get hustled.
你被设了局了。你被Sidney耍了。 You got set up. You got hustled by Sidney.
-不，他是个不错的人。 -你说过他就是一坨屎的。 -No. He's a good guy. -You said he was full of shit!
他是一坨屎，不过他也是个不错的人。 He's full of shit and he's a good guy.
你才是一坨屎，知道吗？tmd一坨屎。 You're full of shit, okay? Fuck that shit.
我要去他家，然后把我的钱拿回来。 I'm going back to that house and get my fucking money back.
不不不，宝贝，一个男人不能去把他的钱要回来。 No, no, no. Honey, a man cannot ask for his money back.
他在丛林公寓是吧？ He lives in the jungle, right?
不，亲爱的，咱们不能这么做。 No, honey, we can't.
他们不仁，我们不能不义。 They don't let white people in the Crenshaw District.
这根本就是种族歧视 And maybe not Puerto Ricans. It's reverse discrimination.
我来看看。 Let's see.
我们把Sidney载到Crenshaw然后…… We drove Sidney to Crenshaw and...
你不懂这是怎么回事，男人们能明白他们是怎么做事的。 You don't understand how things work. Men understand how they work.
那没有一个很大的公寓吗？ Wasn't there a big apartment house?
我给你解释一下，男人的规则非常的简单。 Let me explain. Men's rules are very simple.
成王败寇。 If you win, you win. You lose, you lose.
但是没有条件你怎么把钱要回来。 But under no circumstances do you ask for the money back.
-为什么不要？ -这不是规则的一部分。 -why not? -It's not part of the rules.
哦，是吗？ Oh, yeah?
我把一些不一样的规则，你想听听吗？ I got a different set of rules of my own. Do you want to hear them?
这就是，塞翁失马…… Here they go: Sometimes when you win, you really lose.
焉知非福…… And sometimes when you lose, you really win.
胜败乃兵家常事…… Sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie.
如果十有八九，则略想一二。 And sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose.
我对你这种说话方式很烦，让我很蛋疼。 I hate when you talk like that. It makes me crazy.
有赢就有输。 Winning and losing is just a big organic globule. ...
但是我们只需要赢该赢的。 . ...from which one takes what one needs.
我擦。 I'm fucked.
嘿，亲爱的，我还没下车呢~ Forget it. I'm not getting off this bus, honey.
我还没……别，等等！ I'm not getting off the bus. No. Stop!
我们能讨论一下吗？ 我们先商量商量？ Can we discuss it? Can we have a discussion?
Sidney在这住吗？ Does Sidney Deane live here?
他就住在这。 He does.
他是我丈夫~ He's my husband.
好的，你丈夫从我对象这偷走了1700美元。 Well, your husband stole $ 1 700 from my boyfriend.
真的吗？ Really?
稍等。 Just a minute.
有人在这说你偷了他们的钱，快进来。 Some people are here who say you stole their money. Come on in.
啊，我擦~ Oh, shit.
不是，宝贝，我没有偷走他的钱，我是弄走了他的钱。 No, baby, I didn't steal his money. I hustled his money.
-Cindy Brady！ -那妞挺不错。 -Cindy Brady! -That girl is fine.
Cindy，怎么回事？ Cindy, what happened?
你tmd想要干嘛？ What the fuck do you want?
-谁让你进来的？ -我让的。 -Who invited you in, anyway？ -I did.
-我想要和…… -Gloria。 -I want to talk to... ... -Gloria.
宝贝，那个人跟我恩怨有很久了。 Baby, that man hustled me long before I hustled him.
这倒是真的，我都看到了。 That's true. I saw the whole thing.
你妹的日本女人，那你想要怎么样？ Damn skippy. So, what goes around, comes around.
你不会介意你先喝一杯，我和Gloria谈谈？ Then you won't mind if Gloria and I talk. You want a drink?
-不介意。 -来吧。 -Yeah. -Come on.
这个家伙还真难缠。 This boy's got a lot of guts.
Billy Ho！真高兴见到你 ，Billy，你看起来不错嘛。 Billy Ho! It's good to see you, Billy! You look swell.
我擦你啊，贱人。 You fucked me, man.
你tmd别挡着电视。 Get the fuck out from in front of the tv.
我擦，我们可是合作伙伴呢。 You fucked me! We had a partnership.
不，我们从没合作，事情是这样的。 No, we were never partners. It goes like this:
你也抽烟？或者你本来就抽烟。 You either smoke, or you get smoked.
或者你抽烟。 And you got smoked.
-说的真好。 -就是就是。 -Clean as my gun. -Yes, it was.
-漂亮 -世界上最好的事情就是享受。 -Smooth. -A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
-你说我坑你了吗？ -你能让这家伙闭嘴吗？ -Did I get too deep on you? -Would you make this guy shut up?
抱歉，我让你又喜欢我了，实在是抱歉。 I'm sorry. I'll go back to the way you like me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
我要拿回我的钱。 I want my money back.
你可拿不回来了。 You're not getting it back.
-把我的钱还给我。 -我可不会给你。 -You're giving me my money back. -I'm giving you nothing.
他们是队友，队友不能互相欺骗。 They were teammates. Teammates can't hustle each other.
-是吗？为什么不能？ -这是不道德的。 -Really? Why not? -It's not artistic.
我告诉你，我可不关心这些。 Let me tell you. I don't care about art.
我所关心的是什么时候能搬出这个房子。 All I care about is getting out of the vista view... .
因为这根本没有什么远景，还叫做远景房。 . ...because there ain't no vista, no views and ain't no vista of no views.
你想要奶油还是糖还是什么？ You want cream or sugar or what?
奶油。 Cream.
我相信你，盗亦有道，这是需要道德的。 I trusted you. There are rules to hustling. There are ethics.
不过你不会知道事情的经过的。 That you wouldn't know a thing about.
我从没有和谁握手并且达成盟约。 I never shook anyone's hand and stabbed him in the back!
印第安人也和传教士握手了，但是他们一样被搞了。 The indians shook hands with the Pilgrims and look who got fucked.
你叫谁传教士？ Who you calling a Pilgrim?
-你，哥伦比亚人 -吃这个，火鸡。 -You, Columbus. -Gobble this, turkey.
我手里可拿了一把枪，你是有什么毛病 I got a gun in my hand!What's wrong with you?
看我毙了你这家伙。 Shoot this motherfucker.
等会等会，Byron得了20分了。 Hold it. Byron for 20.
-Byron得了20分了！！ -毙了这死家伙。 -byron for 20! -Shoot the motherfucker.
-他就是个叛徒。 -来吧。 -He's a traitor. -Come on.
来吧，James，好的。 Pop it, James! Yeah!
非常好。 Sweet!
那可是个黑人。 That's a black man.
真是让我们蓬荜生辉啊。 Throughout our glorious life together. ...
我向Stucci兄弟借了三千块买了一辆车。 . ...I bought a car from the Stucci brothers for three grand.
变成了一个破东西，我没付钱。 Turned out to be piece of shit, and I didn't pay.
所以他们告诉Billy，除非他把钱给还了，不然他们就宰了我。 So they told Billy, unless he got them their money, they'd cut me up.
所以他必须要找个发自来挣钱。 So he had to figure out a way to get the money.
Stuccis兄弟决定用篮球赛来还钱。 The Stuccis decided to fix a basketball game.
Billy同意了，他非常生气，结果没能赢。 Billy agreed. He got mad and didn't throw it... .
接着Stuccis兄弟就输了一笔钱。 . ...and the Stuccis lost a bundle.
醒醒吧，小姑娘，他可是你对象啊。 Wake up, girlfriend. It's your boyfriend.
他有麻烦了。 He's got problems.
他只是没钱。 He's just bad with money.
看，Stuccis兄弟还在一直追我们。 Look, the Stuccis are still after us.
嘿嘿，这是一个让人难过的故事，我非常抱歉。 Hey, hey. It's a sad story. It really is, and I'm sorry.
但是我还是不能还你钱。 But I'm not giving you the money.
我想，无论怎样，我愿意商量一下其他办法。 I might, however, be willing to discuss other arrangements.
这是Dyan，还有Kadeem。 There 's Dyan: -There's Kadeem.
这不是Kadeem。 That ain't Kadeem.
这是Eddie，我知道 Eddie。 There's Eddie. I know Eddie.
-你知道个屁。 -听着。 -You know shit. -Listen up.
我们有个解决办法。 We have a solution.
-让她们出去。 -你叫我让她们出去，你是说我疯了吗？ -Tell them to move. -You tell them. You think I'm crazy?
事情是这样的。 Here's the scenario:
Rhonda 还了一些钱，我们都知道这是怎么回事。 Rhonda's returning some money. We know how to get the rest.
所以你们这些家伙只是需要出去亲热下。 So, what you guys need to do is kiss, make up. ...
或者你不论做什么都一起去参加那个循环赛。 . ...or whatever it is you do and play in that tournament, together.
我不和贱人一起打比赛。 I ain't playing with that son of a bitch.
-不，宝贝…… -我可不会和不诚实的人合作。。 -No, baby... -I don't hustle with the dishonest.
我能告诉你，他只是一开始不能接受。 I can tell you that now. He ain't that good to begin with.
这不公平，Rhonda。 That's not fair, Rhonda.
亲爱的，请别让我这么做。 Sugar, sugar. Please don't make me do something like that.
欢迎来到兄弟杯2v2比赛。 Welcome to the first annual Two on Two for Brotherhood.:.
篮球循环赛 .:.Basketball Tournament:
我们也称作是TTBBT杯。 Also known as the "TTBBT."
由雪碧公司赞助…… Sponsored by a group of corporations in the spirit of promoting. ...
兄弟篮球就在我们其中，现在…… . ...brotherhood among us all. And now... .
让我们开始比赛！ . ...let the games begin!
和他在一块，和他在一块，看看这个~ Stay with him. Stay with him. Look at that.
你怎么不查查人呢？ Why can't you check somebody?
你的芥末奶油三明治。 You fat mustard and butter sandwich.
我会打掉你。 I'll knock you out.
我们不用担心他们，他们花了很多时间去争论。 We ain't got to worry about them. They spend too much time arguing.
争论他们的老妈，何况他们两个人都很丑。 About their mothers, and both of them are ugly.
记得Raymond吗？ 一定是有了什么很闲的工作~ Remember Raymond? Must have some tvpe of work-release program.
那狗日的刚被释放出来。 Motherfucker was just on parole, man.
那两个我们一定要担心担心。 These two we definitely have to worry about.
他们是Flight和Willie。 That's Flight and Willie.
他们打的不错，我们会在决赛碰到他们。 They can play. They'll be in the finals against us.
擦，他俩太菜了。 Shit, that's just too easy!
不不，是太tmd菜了。 No, that shit is too easy.
tmd太菜了。 Too easy.
tm太d菜了。 That shit is too easy!
-擦，我都根本不想要打比赛。 -我再也不想打比赛了。 -Fuck it. I don't even want to play. -I don't want to play no more.
嘿，呆子。 Hey, chump!
啊，土豆先生，你知道我叫谁。 Yeah, you, potatohead. You know who I'm talking about.
这就是你们最强阵容？要真是的话，拿了这的免费T恤就走吧。 Is that your best? If it is, grab the free T-shirt and go.
你在搞什么飞机？ What're you doing?
你带谁来比赛了？米老鼠吗？ Who'd you bring? Mighty Mouse?
你太嫩了，不适合打球。 You're too pretty to play basketball.
你看你把你胸搞这么大，哥们。 You got that big Z in your 'fro, man.
-停停停。 -你是斑马吗？ -Stop already. -Are you the black Zorro?
哥们，够了。 Man, that's enough.
你的头发是在盲人理发师搞的发型吗？ Is your hair done at the Braille institute?
Opie Taylor在说什么？ What's Opie Taylor talking about?
Opie Taylor？Opie是谁？ Opie Taylor? Opie?!
我给你取了个名字叫Opie，你这个又肥又傻的贱人。 I got your Opie, you big, bad, goopie-eyed son of a bitch!
你把你的白人带回家去。 You and your Cream of Wheat go back to Mayberry!
告诉Bee阿姨她最好把我的红豆派做好，不然我弄死她。 Tell Aunt Bee she better have my bean pies or I'll kick her ass!
-Lurch和Morticia! -最近怎么样？ -Lurch and Morticia! -What are you doing?
-我在做两件事。 -什么事？ -I'm doing two things. -What?
把他们搞毛，人不能在火气大的时候打好球。 Making them mad. guys don't play good mad.
你真让我丢脸。 You're embarrassing me.
这是另一件事。 That's the other thing.
你是没让我丢脸，你把我惹毛了。 You're not embarrassing me, you're pissing me off.
我猜想，你不跟他们一样，你发火的时候打球打的更好。 I assume, unlike them, you play better when you're mad.
我说对了吗？ Am I right?
我不听你那些胡扯。 I'm not listening.
对对，但是你都听到了，你都听到我说什么了。 Yeah, but you are hearing me. You're hearing me.
纳尼？你居然扔砖头？ What, you throwing bricks?
-我刚说什么了？ -扔砖头？ -What did I just say? -Throwing bricks?
这是什么，卖砖的习俗？ What is this, a mason's convention?
Clank！我需要一个焊接手电筒，然后在这个联盟打球。 Clank! I'll need a welding torch to play in this league.
我有个主意，让我们别打了，然后去捡砖吧。 I got an idea. Let's stop now and gather up all these bricks... .
然后盖一个收容所，然后你妈妈就有房子住了。 . ...and build a homeless shelter so your mother has a place to live.
-艹，你个白贱人！ -艹你这些贱人。 -Fuck you, great white! -Fuck that fucker.
还有你的妹妹，我想你老妈和妹妹都在我家呢。 And your sister. I want your mother and sister out of my house.
黑队球。 Black ball.
你tmd是什么意思？黑队球？你有种族歧视吗？ What the fuck do you mean, black ball? Are you racist?
说的你衣服颜色，不是你的肤色。 Your jersey, not your skin.
我知道你有种族歧视。 I knew you were a racist.
这，先生，你感觉怎么样？你看起来不太舒服。 Here, sir. How do you feel? You don't look well.
我以前没有给你上过课吗？ Didn't I school you before?
给我们看点东西，哥们，带球。 Give us something, man. Bring it.
别让他推你然后就过人了。 Don't let him pull that move on you.
别让他过人。 Don't let him pull that move.
不不，这就叫做过人。 Oh, no, that's the move!
你都警告你了，你说这是防守吗？ I tried to warn you. You call that defense?
你们要让我们看比赛吗？看看什么是竞技比赛？ Are you gonna give us a game? Some competition?
如果不是，我想我应该在周六做点其他事情。 If not, I got better things to do on a Saturday.
这是来自集会的Chickie Babe来看这丑陋的白人…… This is Chickie Babe from the Forum watching this ugly honky yo-yo... .
……在场上跑上跑下。 . ...up and down the court. Bad boy!
但是他没有得分，没有得分，没有得分。 But he ain't got shit. He ain't got shit. He ain't got shit.
你们这些贱人。 You suckers!
多好的一个无视线妙传，我说对了吗？ What a great no-look pass. Am I right?
芥末从热狗里漏出来了，你个蠢驴。 The mustard is off the hot dog, you big mule.
我的男人可遭殃了。 My man ain't getting nothing.
我在词典里找篮球运动员，上面写着，没有你。 I looked up "basketball player" in the dictionary. It said, "Not you."
-你们打不赢我们的。 -闭嘴。 -You won't beat us. -Be quiet.
带好球，贱人！不好意思，我在说话。 Bring it on, bad boy! Excuse me, I'm talking.
我知道你在说话，闭嘴。 I know you are. Shut up.
小哥，你一投篮我就会防上去。 Pretty boy, I'll be D-ing up on you if you make it to the finals.
我给你带了点东西，我给你带了一点红豆派。 I got something for you. I got some bean pie!
你看不到5000块奖金了，倒是有可能看到5000个豆子。 You won't see $ 5000. You may see 5000 beans!
你tmd就不能给我闭嘴吗？ Do you ever shut the fuck up?
别急，我在这呢，哥们。 Don't worry. I'm in a zone, man.
我tmd在这呢，你就不能放松一下吗？ I'm in a fucking zone. Would you relax?
你在这就会给我丢脸。 It's one thing to embarrass me.
这是另一个让那些人生气的办法然后我们好打比赛。 It's another to piss off guys we'll be playing.
那样只会显得你很傻。 That's just plain stupid.
听他说，猪头。 Listen to him, buckethead.
你已经超越了猪头，成为一种新物种了。 You gone past stupid, into a new category.
这就叫做自杀，呆子。 Called suicide, chump.
你可以叫我呆子一整天，哥们，我就tmd在这。 Call me chump all day, bad boy. I'm in a fucking zone!
-我擦。 -来这，你这是怎么回事？ -Fuck you! -Come here! What is up with you?
你急什么?我就在这呢。 Why are you worried? I'm in a zone!
他们被气坏了，我就在这让他们气坏了。 They're pissed off. I'm in a zone!
这可不是白人和黑人的事。 This is not about black and white.
这可关系到钱和名誉，你明不明白？ It's about money, greed. You got that?
我需要那5000块奖金，而且我不会让你把这搞砸的，绝对不会。 I need this five grand, and I won't let you blow this for me. No way.
你生气了？ You pissed off?
不，我可没生气。 No. I ain't pissed off.
-你生我气了？ -不，没有没有。 -You pissed at me? -No, I'm not.
你想要怎么样？让我和你一样？ That's what you want, to get me into this fucking zone.
你还不够牛叉。 You ain't good enough.
这是你的那些什么兄弟思想吗？ 你这是种族歧视。 Is that some brother thing? You racist.
有些事你是做不了的。 Some things you can't do.
-我能听见jimi说话，我能听到他！ -不不~ -I can hear Jimi! I can hear Jimi! -No, no!
-你听不到的。 -卧槽~ -No, you can't. -Fuck you.
-好的好的，来擦。 -对，就是艹你。 -Good. Fuck me. -Yeah, fuck you.
-来说说你什么感受。 -卧槽！ -Say it with feeling. -Fuck you!
对对对，来搞我，搞我啊！ Yes, yes! Fuck me! Fuck me!
-来看看这个，蠢货。 -看看这个，你这同性恋。 -Check, asshole. -Check, gay boy.
-我们上，Lurch。 -看看这个，队长。 -Let's go, Lurch. -Check it, captain.
我擦，废柴，蠢货！ Fuck you, faggot, asshole!
在我们失去赞助商之前终结他们！ Stop them before we lose our sponsors!
开始战斗，我们就谁都拿不到钱了。 Start a fight, neither of us will make any money.
别传这么屎的球。5000块钱呢，就要泡汤了。 Stop that bullshit passing. Five grand's on the line.
我希望这不会变得更糟了。 I hope this doesn't get worse.
你为什么不扣篮？ Why didn't you dunk it?
-给我球。 -你能让你的哥们闭嘴吗？ -Give me the ball. -Don't you guys ever shut up?
-好样的！ -绝杀球。 -Brick! -Point.
哥们，你跑底线，然后投篮。 Man, you've got the lane, take the shot.
给我传一个更好的球。 Give me a better pass.
传更好的球？我给你传了一个顶尖的球。 A better pass? I gave you a great pass.
-差不多到时间了。 -我带着你打已经很累了。 -About time. -I'm tired of piggybacking you.
你带着我打？你带我？？ You piggybacking me? You piggybacking me?
啊，对，你原来去过空军驾校？ Oh, yeah. You ever been to flight school?
我要把你弄到七楼然后把你摔下去。 I'm going to the seventh floor and dropping you off.
-别伸手。-贴住他。 -Don't reach. -Stay on him.
来啊，飞！扣啊。 Do it, Flight! Do it!
谢谢。 Thank you.
-真tmd~ -你能做这个吗? -Big fucking deal. -Can you do it?
断球，哥们，防上去。 Cut, man. Lay that D.
你妹的，Willie！来啊，哥们。 Damn, Willie! Come on, man.
5000块马上到手了，你让这家伙拿球。 $ 5000 on the line, and you let this motherfucker take the ball.
抱歉，Opie只是气气你。 Fuck you. Opie's pissing on you.
-气我？ -就是气你。 -Pissing on me? -Yeah.
你怎么就防不好人呢？你个贱人。 Why don't you guard somebody, sorry motherfucker?
5000块，别炫耀了。 Five thousand. Stop showing off.
我整场比赛都在说你的屁股。 I've been saying your ass the whole game.
你tmd闭嘴。哥们，带着球走吧。 Shut the fuck up, man. Get the ball out here.
绝杀球，Deane和Hoyle先生领先。 Point game, Mr. Deane and Mr. hoyle.
断球断球，你会断球吗？ Cut, cut. Will you cut?
-我防住他了，Flight！ -那是犯规！ -I got him, Flight! -That was a foul!
你想让我们给他钱然后走人吗？ Let's pay them and get out.
-擦！ -你个贱人，我们就该帮帮你。 -Damn! -Fuck you, you're supposed to help.
-你怎么传球了呢？ -我想你会扣篮的。 -why'd you pass? -I thought you'd dunk.
-不不，就只是投篮就好了。 -你说什么？ -No, just take the shot. -What?
你真幸运，不然我们拿不到5000块了~ You're lucky we didn't cough up 5000.
你应该扣篮，他在你头上扣了，你怎么不在他头上扣篮？ You were supposed to dunk. He was dunking on you. why didn't you dunk?
你为什么？ 闭嘴吧~ Why should...? Shut the fuck up.
哦！她会喜欢上我的屁股的！ Oh! She's gonna love my ass!
靠！ Damn!
你知道吗？ You know something?
我能跳的，哥们。 I can jam, man.
好的。 Okay.
你一直说我不能跳。 You keep saying I can't stuff it.
我只是说你这个肤色不能。 I only say it to get under your skin.
只是因为我在比赛里不扣篮，不代表我不能。 Just because I don't dunk in a game, don't mean I can't.
好的，没问题。 Okay, fine.
你不相信我能扣篮是吧？ You don't think I can stuff it.
Billy…… Billy. ... .
我不在乎你能还是不能。 I don't care if you can or can't.
tmd停车。 Stop the fucking car.
停车。 Stop the car.
停那去。 Pull it over.
把那破玩意关了，什么玩意？ Turn that shit down. What is it?
这可是很不错的音乐，那啥，别叫它破玩意。 It's good music, that's what. Don't call it shit.
我要跟你赌我的那一半奖金，我能扣篮。 I'll bet my half of the $ 5000 against yours that I can stuff it.
等等，等会等会。 Wait. Hold up. Hold up.
Billy，你刚赢了这些钱，我要给你点建议。 Billy, you just won it. Let me give you some advice.
拿上这些钱，给你对象买件好看的裙子…… Take some money and buy your girl a dress. ...
万一她能上那个节目。 . ...in case she gets on that show.
你真是又愚蠢，又危险。 You're either stupid or dangerous.
你不蠢，蠢人都不能让我生气。 You can't be stupid. Stupid people can't push my buttons and piss me off.
所以你是危险的那类人。 So you must be dangerous.
-你说谁？ -说你自己，我来带你回家。 -To who? -To yourself. I'm taking you home.
我在比赛里不扣篮的原因是因为像戏船一样。 The reason I don't jam in a game is because it's like showboating. ...
你知道是什么的。 . ...which you know about.
-我看起来多棒。 -像是背后传球那样不保险。 -I look good. -Like the unnecessary behind-the-back.
兔崽子，你根本不懂什么是背后传球。 Motherfucker, you wouldn't know what a behind-the-back pass was.
还是回到我说的话，引用我所说的： It goes back to what I was saying. Quoting myself:
一个白人想要赢球的时候，看起来才是不错的。 A white man wants to win, then look good.
一个黑人是想要看起来很棒，所以才去赢球。 A black man wants to look good, then win."
这是我听过最荒谬的哲理。 That is the most ridiculous piece of philosophical bullshit I ever heard.
看，看那边，有一个篮球筐。 Look, right over here. There's a goal right there.
拿着你的钱和你的球。 Get your money and the ball.
只拿我的？ Quoting myself?
-我对你说话已经很烦了。 -我对你都很烦了。 -I'm tired of your shit. -I'm tired of yours.
什么破玩意，把你的钱塞到你嘴里去。 What crap. Put your money where your mouth is.
-我只需要三次机会。 -你确定？ -I just need three tries. -You sure?
好的，我们走吧。 All right, let's go.
我们其中有一个人是回不了家了。 One of us is not going home tonight.
哥们，你几乎上是扣篮了，几乎上是。 Man, you were almost there. Almost there.
我真希望扣的是你，擦。 I was with you on that one. Damn.
来吧，宝贝，你能做这个的。 Come on, baby. You can do this.
这真tmd贱。 This is a sucker.
这个是标准的篮筐吗？这tmd不是标准的框。 Is this shit regulation? This shit ain't regulation.
给我让开。标准？ Get the fuck out of here. Regulation?
让开道，我来帮你检查一下。 move out of the way. I'll check it for you.
让开。 move out the way.
对对，这就是一样的。 Yeah, yeah. Just about right.
来吧，你能扣上的。 Let's go. You can do it.
来吧，我相信你。 Come on, I believe in you.
我知道你问题在哪了。 I know what the problem is.
给我让开，让开。 Get out of the fucking way. Get out.
-我只是想要帮帮你。 -这真是扯淡。 -Just trying to help. -It's a bet.
好的，这是你的钱。 All right, it's your money.
走了。 Go.
草泥马！ Fuck me!
我在看这个之前…… When I looked at it before. ...
……我想这是不是有点偏高，但是现在我觉得这刚刚的…… . ...I thought it was a little high, but now I think it was just... .
只是一个视觉误差，这刚刚好对吧？ . ...an optical illusion and shit. Right?
我知道这怎么回事了。 I know what it is.
你不能这么做。 You can't go out like that.
-别碰我。 -我在帮你充气呢。 -Get off me! -I'll pump you.
-给我滚开！ -你需要一点帮助。 -Get off! -You need help.
-这可是打赌，别到处抱怨了。 -我知道~ -It's a bet. Stop fucking around. -I know it.
-Billy…… -闭嘴，哥们。 -Billy... ... -Shut up, man.
Billy。 Billy.
闭嘴！ Shut up!
-Billy，听我说。 -什么？ -Billy, listen to me. -What?
白人不会跳的。 White men can't jump.
艹！ Shit!
祝Gloria好运。 Good luck with Gloria.
走了啊，Billy。 Way to go, Billy.
你几个小时前打电话了？ You called hours ago.
Sidney已经到家了。 Sidney's already home!
pizza都冷了，酒都是热的。 The fucking pizza's all cold and the wine is all warm.
给你的礼物。 A present for you.
哦，宝贝。 Oh, honey.
哦，天啊。 Oh, God.
我真是一个泼妇。 What a shrew I am.
抱歉啊，亲爱的。 I'm sorry, honey.
跟我说说你们的比赛。 Tell me about the tournament.
是有一些停厉害的球员。 There were some decent players.
我和Sidney打的都不错。 Me and Sidney played okay.
不错？你们两个肯定都打的棒极了。 Okay? You guys must have been great.
嗯，确实是。 This is beautiful.
Gloria…… Gloria. ... .
-Gloria。 -怎么了？ -Gloria. -Yes?
真是漂亮极了。 This is beautiful.
谢谢你。 Thank you.
亲爱的…… Honey. ... .
我把钱都输了。 I lost the money.
什么？ What?
我把钱都输了。 I lost the money.
你想要再这么骗我一次吗？ You want to run that by me one more time?
真的又输了。 It happened again.
又？ It?
又是什么意思？ It?!
不不，Billy，又输了是什么意思？ 这可没有又。 No! No, Billy. What the fuck is "it, it, it"? There is no "it."
是的，你又这样，我靠，Billy！ lt is you! You happened again! Damn it, Billy!
这些钱是给我保证我们两的生活知道接到“幸运52”的电话的。 That money was mine to keep the both of us going till Jeopardy! called.
“幸运52”不会打电话来了，你什么时候能醒过来？ Jeopardy! ain't gonna call. When will you wake up?
“幸运52”会打电话来的。 Jeopardy! is gonna call.
这就是我的命运，我会在那个节目上赢得大奖！ It is my destiny that I triumph magnificently on that show!
我绝对不会愚蠢的穿着这件你买的愚蠢的阿迪王裙子去这个节目的。 I'll never do it wearing that stupid hoochie-mama dress you bought me. ...
事实已经很明显了，就是你tmd又搞砸了。 . ...which was obyiously to cover up the fact that you fucked up again!
我tmd会赢的，我会上那个该死的节目的。 I'm gonna win. I'm gonna get on that motherfucking show. ...
然后赢大奖，因为我已经受够了…… . ...and win, because I am overflowing... .
用比地球人知道的更多的没什么用的信息！ . ...with more useless information than any human being on this planet!
谁是James K.Polk? Who's James K . Polk?
冥王星有多少颗行星？ How many moons are around Pluto?
温柏是什么？ What's a quince?
这是一种食物，Billy，这是在字母Q开头的单词。 It's a food, Billy, that starts with the letter Q. ...
而且我记得其他的七个！ . ...and I got seven more!
我真不敢相信，你居然又把钱输了！ I can't believe you lost the goddamn money!
你要去哪？ Where are you going?
亲爱的！ Honey!
亲爱的？亲爱的！ Honey! Honey!
亲爱的。 Honey!
你要去哪？你不能走啊！ Where are you going? You can't leave.
日食是什么？Marcel Cerdan是谁？ What's a solar eclipse? Who's Marcel Cerdan?
汉堡是在什么地方发明的？ Where was the hamburger invented at?
你要去哪？你不能搭便车，这里是洛杉矶~ What are you doing? You can't hitchhike. This is L.A.
-走！ -Billy！ -Go ahead! -Billy!
快走，她疯了，快走。 Go ahead, she's just crazy. Go ahead.
-走啊！ -Billy！ -Go on! -Billy!
那家伙瞎说的。 These people are perverts.
地毯着火了。 The carpet's on fire.
卧槽~ Oh, shit.
别走啊，亲爱的。 Don't move, honey.
把你手放下。 Put your arm down.
来这啊，宝贝。 Come on in here, honey.
哦，卧槽~艹~ Oh, shit! Shit!
亲爱的，别上那辆车！ Honey, don't get in that truck!
你能跑，但是你躲不了的。 You can run, but you can't hide.
伟大的Joe Louis说过这句话，你记得吗？ The great Joe Louis said that. Do you believe that?
真是绕了一个大圈子啊，Billy~ Time to take a little ride, Billy.
我告诉你，我输了钱，我向上帝发誓，我没有钱。 I'm telling you, I lost the money. I swear to God, there's no money.
没钱啊！ There's no money!
天杀的，Billy。 Goddamn it, Billy.
这刀子还能用，它真是不错啊 。 The shave was working. It was beautiful.
没有人能知道。 Nobody would've known.
你为什么没把钱给带来？ So why didn't you go through with the fix?
那个家伙说我不能得分，叫我白贱人。 The guy said I couldn't score. Called me a honky fucker.
-你就是白贱人！ -但是我能得分。 -You are a honky fucker! -But I can score, man.
我们是团队，你背叛了我们， We were the team. You betrayed us.
生命就是一件很不好的交易。 Life is just a bunch of bad trades.
我发誓，就一个星期。 I swear to God, one week.
你的小女朋友呢？ Where's your little girlfriend?
你小女朋友在哪？我可喜欢她。 Where is she? I liked her.
-她离开我了。 -哦，Billy。 -She left me. -Oh, Billy.
给他看看那些照片。 Show him the fucking pictures.
我要给你看点东西。 I'm gonna show you something.
这些都是没还钱的那些家伙的下场，你看到没？ This is what happens to people who don't come through. You see these?
看看这宝利来相机，看看这些家伙！ Look at the Polaroids! Look at this guy!
我发誓，就给我一个星期。 I swear to God, one week.
一个星期，最多给你这么多时间。 One week, that's all you get.
Marayich，你妹的，我在这拿了你的手枪。 Marayich, my ass. I got your pistol right here.
你只有一个星期，明白吗？ You got one week, understand?
我就是来拿一个Oki狗，宝贝。 I just came to get an Oki dog, baby.
一小时五块钱。 Five dollar an hour!
-你迟到了。 -抱歉，我会到那的。 -You're late. -I'm sorry. I'll be right there.
我会一直等你的。 I've been waiting for you.
我真是太抱歉了。 I'm very sorry.
我妻子和我打算用西班牙瓷砖弄一个双重斜坡屋顶 My wife and I decided on the Spanish tile with the mansard roof.
-真是与众不同。 -谢谢。 -How unusual. -Thank you.
但是我不想要弄一个城市建筑许可之类的东西。 But I don't want to get a city building permit or anything.
没问题，我能在城市里弄出这个或者在城市周边弄一个。 No problem. I can go through the city or around it.
我可以去除中间人或者我能直接做中间人。 I can eliminate the middleman or I can be him.
我正提供全套服务：屋顶，粉刷，刮石灰。 I'm offering the full service: the roof, the paint, the plaster.
好的，我妻子和我打算在88号。 Well, my wife and I have decided on number 88.
谢谢，只要写一张支票给Sidney Deane就可以了。 Thank you very much. Just write the check to Sidney Deane.
是D-E-A-N-E这么拼。 That's D-E-A-N-E.
Sidney! Sidney!
那就给我300的保证金就行了。 $ 300 will get me started.
Sidney! Sidney!
Sidney!嘿，哥们，最近怎么样？ Sidney! hey, man. How you doing, buddy?
我等会跟你说。 I've got to talk to you.
我这正在办公呢，你看我正做生意呢。 This is my office. I'm doing business.
-三百块。 -但是这真的非常重要。 -Three hundred. -But it's really important.
谢谢，代我向你可爱的妻子问好。我们从周二开始弄吧。 Thank you. My regards to your lovely wife. We'll start on Tuesday.
-之后我们再谈。 -愿主保佑你！ -I gotta talk to you. -God bless you!
你妹的，什么事？ Goddamn it! What?
我彻底绝望了，哥们。 I'm desperate, man.
你知道吗？一个男人永远不应该绝望。这是不实际的。 You know, a man should never act desperate. It's impractical.
坦白的说，我觉的那样非常的丑陋。 And frankly, I find it rather ugly.
-我宁愿看起来丑陋但是赢钱…… -给我闭嘴，闭嘴。 -I'd rather look ugly and win... -Shut the fuck up. Shut up.
Gloria离开我了。 Gloria left me.
我很抱歉，哥们。 I'm sorry, man.
我不知道该做什么，该怎么做，但是我得把她找回来。 I don't know what to do or how, but I gotta get her back.
哦，哥们。 Oh, brother.
我知道你的致命软肋了。 I got this grave human weakness.
我灵魂的一个很小很小的弱点也跟你一样。 A tiny little spot in my soul that actually likes you.
但不得不承认，每个人都有一个很难的坎要过。 It's horrible to admit, but everybody's got a cross to bear.
你就是我那该死的坎。 You're my damn cross.
这是什么意思？ What's that mean?
-意思是我会帮你的。 -好的，谢谢~ -It means that I'm gonna help you. -Yes! Yes!
别亲我，哥们，我可没有绝对把握。 Don't kiss me, man. I got no guarantees.
那你打算怎么办？ What are you gonna do?
我有一个点子。 I got an idea.
但是你得欠我一个人情。 But you're gonna owe me.
这就是我跟你说的，你在我的地盘，哥们，你是怎么回事？ That's what I'm talking about. You're in my house, man. What's up with you?
哦，你想干嘛？你想干嘛？Pico？ Oh, what you want now? What you want now, Pico?
对于这个呆子，我都不用选，你准备好了？ I don't need no pick for this chump. You ready?
你说这叫防守？你准备去哪呢？ You call that D? Where you going?
你说这叫防守吗？你要走哪去？你是谁？ You call that D? Where you going? Who are you?
这就是我所说的，我的地盘我做主。 That's what I'm talking about. This is my house, my house!
-你要去哪，哥们？ -我有一份工作了，亲爱的~ -Where are you going, man? -I got a job, baby.
Robert，好样的，看起来不错啊，都快跟我一样不错了。 Robert, smooth. Looking good. Almost as good as me.
哟，Billy~ Yo, Billy.
你怎么不拿那些奖金去买一身新衣服呢？ Why don't you take that prize money and buy new clothes?
让我问你几个问题。 Let me ask you something.
你是穿着你用来演的电影用的戏服？ They still film game shows at the studio you work for?
我所有的戏都演完了。 All the game shows are done on my lot.
天才，她是想要继续拍几个星期的戏。 Genius! She's been trying to get on that lot for weeks.
Robert，你能帮她忙吗？ Robert, can you get her on?
没人能让我无条件就帮忙。没有人。 Nobody gets on my lot without a pass. Nobody.
我会认真考虑考虑。 I take that shit seriously.
Robert，你能帮帮我吗？当我求你了。 Robert, can you do it for me? As a favor?
你是遇到克星了？ Ballbreaker break your balls?
她让我伤心了。 She broke my heart.
心，星……这不是一个字。 Hearts, balls. ...details.
给我一个我要帮你的条件。 Give me one reason why I should help.
我会欠你一个人情。 I'll owe you.
他会欠你一个人情。 He'll owe you.
好的。 Okay.
跟你说： Tell you what:
我会在那个点给你一个机会。 I'll give you one shot from there.
你在那投进了，我会让你对象上电视，没投中，我就拿走你的小车。 You make it, I'll let your girlfriend on the lot. Miss it, I get your car.
没问题。 No problem.
Billy男孩。 Billy boy.
这里是“加纳”。你是我的朋友，要投那个“苏丹”。 This is Ghana. You, my friend, are shooting for the Sudan.
-还要是勾手投。 -还要勾手投。 -And a hook shot. -And a hook shot.
别看我。 Don't look at me.
看吧，这就是他的地盘他做主。 Look, it's their court, their rules.
你想让我投那个篮？ You want me to punt it?
我能用我的右手吧？ Can I use my right arm?
这里是幸运52 This is Jeopardy!
来到我们录影棚的是我们的参赛者。 Entering the studio are our contestants:
一个来自华盛顿的英语老师，Leonard Allen博士。 An English teacher from Spokane, Washington, Dr.Leonard Allen.
一个来自纽约布鲁克林的夜店女王，Gloria Clemente。 A former disco queen, originally from Brooklyn, New York, Gloria Clemente.
还有我们上期的冠军。 And our returning champion:.:
来自加尼福利亚的火箭科学家，Richard Andrews。 .:.a rocket scientist from Pasadena, California, Richard Andrews.
现在介绍我们的幸运52主持，李咏。 And now, here is the host of Jeopardy!, Alex Trebek.
谢谢，Johnny Gilbert，欢迎再次来到我们的比赛。 Thank you, Johnny Gilbert. Welcome once again to our program.
连续卫冕了三届 hour last three shows... .
我们的冠军，Richard Andrews一直出色的表现 . ...our champion, Richard Andrews, performed brilliantly... .
让他平均每场都赢的12000元。 . ...averaging over $ 1 2,000 for each win.
这也就是说我们的新选手Leonard和Gloria有希望赢到…… That means that if our newcomers Leonard and Gloria hope to win... .
……超过他们现有工作挣到的钱。 . ...they have a job ahead of them.
好的，新的竞争者，祝你们好运。 So, contestants, good luck to you.
让我们开始第一轮。 Let's play the first round.
在这一轮，将会出现一个双倍得分在这些类别中。 In this round, there will be one Daily Double in one of these categories:
医药类，“迷信类” Medicine, "Superstition". ...
“自然灾害类”圣经类。 . ..."Natural Disasters, " Books of the Bible ... .
运动类，还有最后…… . ..."Sports, " and finally. ...
以q开头的食物类。 . ..."Foods That Start With the Letter Q."
她知道七种食物以字母q开头。 She knows seven foods that start with Q.
-从Richard开始。 -运动类，100元。 -Richard will begin. -Sports for 1 00.
第一线索：专业联赛历史中目前的篮板王。 First clue: "The all-time leading rebounder in pro basketball history."
张伯伦。 Wilt Chamberlain.
-是Babe Ruth? -不，抱歉，答案错误。 -Who is Babe Ruth? -No, I'm sorry. That is wrong.
-Babe Ruth? -她对运动类不是很在行。 -Babe Ruth? -She's not very good at sports.
正确，重新选题。 Correct. Pick again.
我选迷信类，100元。 I'll change subjects to Superstitions for 1 00.
弄断一个v形的锁骨，然后许个愿。 Make a wish and break this, the V-shaped clavicle of a fowl."
-是叉骨吗？ -对，现在到你选题了。 -What is a wishbone? -Right. Now it's your turn to select.
自然灾害，100元。 National Disasters for 1 00.
在公元79年庞培被火山喷发所掩埋的城市。 This volcano's eruption buried the city of Pompeii in 79 A.D."
-Gloria。 -suvius山？ -Gloria. -What is Mount 'suvius?
我要向那位征询一下答案准确度 。 I'd better get a ruling on that one.
裁判说符合标准答案，继续。 Our judges say that's close enough. Go again.
选以q开头的食物。 Let's go with Foods That Start With the Letter Q, please.
和山鹑类似的一种猎鸟。 A game bird related to a partridge.
-Gloria。-是鹌鹑？ -Gloria. -What is a quail?
哦，哥们，她进入状态了。 Oh, man! She's into her shit now!
答案是：“用奶酪和腌肉做的牛奶沙司派” Answer: "A custard pie often made with cheese and bacon."
-乳蛋饼？ -正确。 -What is a quiche? -Yes.
好的，以q开头的食物，300元。 Okay, Foods With Q for 300, please.
一种大西洋的，大的可食用的蚌。 A large, edible clam of the Atlantic Coast."
-是圆蛤？ -正确。 -What is a quahog? -Right.
好的，以q开头的食物，400元。 Okay, Foods with Q for 400.
答对这题将获得双倍奖金！ The answer there is the Daily Double!
Gloria，你现在领先2100元。你真是回答的太棒了。 Gloria, you are leading with $ 21 00. You're performing beautifully.
你想要用多少钱来作为这次双倍奖励的筹码？ How much of that do you want to risk on your knowledge of this subject?
所有的奖金。 All of it.
按照传奇，这是伊甸园加登的禁果。 According to legend, it's the Forbidden Fruit of the Garden of Eden."
-温柏？ -回答正确。 -What is a quince? -Yes.
她怎么会知道这个，她怎么知道温柏是什么？ How'd she know that? How'd she know what a quince was?
开始幸运52第二轮，Leonard第一个选。 To begin Double Jeopardy, Leonard, select first.
你可能转好运了。 You could turn things around.
教皇类，200元。 Popes for 200, please.
他是美国第一个举行天主教教主选举的教皇。 He was Pope when America's first Catholic president was inaugurated."
-是John八世？ -正确。 -Who was John X X III? -Yes.
教皇类，400，Alex。 Popes for 400, Alex.
他的统治是历史上最短的…… His reign was the shortest on record in..."
-又是Gloria。-是John Paul一世 -Gloria again. -Who was John Paul I?
规定规章类，800元。 Ruling Class for 800.
-十八世纪的沙皇…… -彼得大帝？ -" 18th-century czar who..." -Who was Peter the Great?
康斯坦丁皇帝？ Who was the Emperor Constantine?
-John King？ -正确。 -Who was King John? -Yes, correct.
她完全hold住了。 She's in the zone!
-是Victoriano Huerta? -回答正确。 -Who was victoriano Huerta? -You are right.
-毒菌？ -正确。 -What is a toadstool? -Yes.
-叶绿素？ -正确。 -What is chlorophyll? -Yes!
-孢子？ -正确。 -What are spores? -Right.
-澳大利亚？ -正确！ -What is Australia? -Right.
-赫布璃底群岛？ -正确。 -What is the Outer Hebrides? -Right.
好好~ Yes! Yeah!
Gloria！ Gloria!
听着，Billy，听我说。 Look, Billy, now listen to me.
即使是Gloria回到你身边了，虽然说可能是个奇迹。 even if Gloria takes you back, which would be a miracle. ...
别搞砸了，好吗？ . ...don't blow it. All right?
好好听她说，女人懂个屁。 Listen to her carefully. Women know shit.
就算是你不知道她在说神马。你只要听。 even if you don't know what the hell she's talking about, just listen.
好的。 All right.
抱歉，她不想要见你。 I'm sorry. She doesn't want to see you.
嘿，我说了，她不想见你！ Hey! I said, she doesn't want to see you!
我擦！ Jesus!
门锁了。 It's locked.
-贱人。-好了好了。 -Bitch. -It's okay.
看这还有一道门，是你的还是你的。 Look, there's another door. You're on your own.
还有记住，你欠我一个大人情。 And remember, you owe me big.
-好的，哥们。 -好了？ -All right, man. -All right?
亲爱的。 Honey.
别说话，好好听一分钟。 Don't say anything. Just listen for a second.
我再也不会只是帮你递水， I will never bring you water
在你感到口渴的时候。 When you 're thirsting in our bed
你知道 我明白了什么是口干的感觉 You know I understand dry mouthedness
在我和你感同身受的时候。 And I'll sympathize instead
如果你能够回到我身边 And if you take me back again
在我永远不会这样一个懒汉的时候。 I won 't be such a slob
让我们做吧。 Let's screw.
告诉我实话。 Tell me the truth.
你没想过幸运52会给你电话对吧？ You didn't think Jeopardy! would call, did you?
我是承认没有想过。 I must confess I didn't.
这就是为什么你一定要相信我。 That's why you gotta trust me more.
你是对的，和往常一样。 You're right, as usual.
我知道。 I know.
-我有想过我们的未来。 -我也是。 -I've been thinking about the future. -Me too.
未来就像是一个完全新的概念。 The future is like a whole new concept.
我的意思是，它就像是，就像是…… I mean, it's like, it's like. ... .
我承认夏季职业联赛没有让我遇上。 I admit the summer pro league hasn't been knocking down my door.
在时机到来之前我必须等待，过好自己的生活。 There comes a time in a man's life when he must get on with his life.
我想把我赢得的奖金中的2000块给你。 I want you to take two thousand of my winnings.
好吗？ Okay?
我觉得这可不是什么好主意。 I think that's a bad idea.
不，这是个好主意。 No, it's a good idea.
我想让你买一些新衣服。 I want you to buy some new clothes.
不是穿给我看。我喜欢你现在的样子，但是…… Not for me. I like you the way you are, but. ...
……在你去面试工作的时候，你一定要好好打扮一下。 . ...when you go on job interviews, you gotta look good.
面试工作？ Job interviews?
对。 Yeah.
我想让你有更高的生活目标。 I want you to aim high.
好吧，我…… Well, I. ... .
我是想要目标高一些，但是我只是纠结你又把钱给我。 I want to aim high, but I'm just nervous about taking your money again.
我怕我又会做出一些蠢事。 I'm afraid I might do something stupid.
拿着。 Take it.
我相信你。 I trust you.
他们拿走了所有的东西。我感觉是抢劫，他们把所有东西都抢走了！ They took everything. I feel raped! They took everything!
那些人把这洗劫一空，什么都没留下。 They wiped us out! They took everything.
他们抢走了电视，音响，还有婴儿床！ They took our tv, our stereo! They took my baby's crib!
我想知道到底什么人会把婴儿床给抢走？ I want to know what kind of human being would steal a baby's crib?
你去哪了？他们把所有东西都抢走了。 Where have you been? They took everything.
-你说谁？ -小偷，你以为是谁？ -Who? -Burglars. Who do you think?
我觉得就像被抢劫了。你的电视，音响，所有东西都没了。 I feel raped. Your tv, stereo, everything's gone.
他们还把东西都弄坏了！ And they trashed the place!
哦，看看这！ Oh, look at this here!
我真tmd蛋疼！ I'll be goddamned!
宝贝，我们会把东西都拿回来的。 Baby, we'll get our stuff back.
你保证我们能离开这破地方。但是他们拿走了我们的5000块。 You promised we'd leave this hellhole. And they took our $ 5000.
把我们这洗劫了，我知道肯定有人看到这到底 怎么回事。 Wiped us out. And I know somebody saw what happened here.
搬走这些东西的动静，一定有谁看到了。 You can't take that kind of stuff and not see something.
他没必要把这都砸坏了。 You didn't have to trash the place.
我艹！ Fuck me!
我非常抱歉，好吗？ I'm sorry. Okay?
对不起。 I'm sorry.
我对不起你没看住东西。 I'm sorry I lost it.
你没必要跟我抱歉。 You don't have to apologize to me.
我想要一个工作。 I want a job.
好吧。 Okay.
好的，你有一个工作了。 All right, you get a job.
并且我会找到让我们离开这个鬼地方的方法的。 And I'll figure out how to get us out of this goddamn building.
好吧？ All right?
如果我能在一周之内赢12000块，对吧？ If I can win $ 1 2,000 each week, right?
乘以5，每次比赛再加百分之二十。 Times five, plus 20 for the annual title.
这会让我们赢…… That'll gives us... .
8000块。 . ...eighty grand.
我们就要发财了。 We're rolling now.
我想我会去上一些表演课…… I figure I can take some acting classes. ...
然后演一些肥皂剧，随便上上电视。 . ...get on a soap, do a little television.
-在两年内变成一个超级影星。-你生来就是个明星。 -Be on the big screen in two years. -You're made for the big screen.
-Billy！ -哦，那是Sidney。 -Billy! -Oh, it's Sidney.
嘿，Billy！ Hey, Billy!
我一直在找你。 I've been looking for you.
我要跟你单独谈谈。 I gotta talk to you. Alone.
谈什么呢？谈男人的那种事情吗？ What is this, a macho dick thing?
-过来吧。 -我能看看吗？ -Come on, now. -Can I watch?
别担心，宝贝！ Don't worry about me, babe!
Billy，你现在有钱吗？ Billy, you got some money?
-我是有一些钱，怎么了？ -King Farouk和Duck Johnson回来了。 -I got a little. Why? -King Farouk and Duck Johnson are back.
他们在镇上的球场打球呢，赌钱清场呢。 They're working the courts downtown, cleaning up.
King和Duck？咱们能把他们搞定的！ The King and Duck? We can take them!
我们是能打赢他们，但是需要花2500块去比赛。 We can take them, but it costs $ 2500 to get in.
我有2000块，哥们，我刚拿了2000块钱！ I got two grand, man! I just got two grand!
好的，那就这样，我们去打比赛。 Good. All right, let's do this.
等等，你知道吗？我刚刚和Gloria和好。 Hold on. You know what? I just got back together with Gloria.
她可能对这个很反感。 She may not like this.
这些钱，能拯救我的婚姻。 This money could save my marriage.
我意思是，赢了这比赛，我就能在一周内搬家了。 I mean, with this score, I could move in a week.
我觉得她不会同意这件事的。 I don't think she's gonna go for it.
那就让她同意，哥们，你说的你欠我个人情。 Just make her! Man, fuck that, you owe me.
听着，我知道我欠你个人情，但是我…… Listen, I know I owe you, man, but l...
好了，男人的谈话够多了吧，怎么了？ All right, enough man-talk here. What's up?
-亲爱的，你真是太美丽动人了。 -谢谢。 -Honey, you are so beautiful. -Thank you.
有时候我都不知道我怎么这么幸运跟你在一起。 Sometimes I don't realize how lucky I am.
你知道吗，宝贝？现在在镇上有一个很大的比赛。 You know something, honey? There's a big game downtown.
-赌钱的吗？ -不不不，那个…… -For money? -No, no, no! Well. ... .
是的，我意思是，你知道的，很少的钱。 Yeah, I mean, you know, a little bit.
你真这么想吗？ Are you serious?
你想拿我的钱去赌球？ You're thinking of playing with my money?
你的钱？亲爱的，你给我了呀。 Your money? Honey, you gave it to me.
是给你去找工作的钱。 To get a job!
-但是我向Sidney保证过的，亲爱的。 -你还向我保证过呢！ -I promised Sidney, honey. -You promised me!
我向你保证也向他保证了！我欠你也欠他！ I promised you and I promised him! I owe you and I owe him!
我把赢的钱给你，我关心的并不是钱。 I'll give you the winnings. I don't care about the money.
-我并不是想要钱，我不是想要这个！ -那你想要什么？ -I don't need money! I don't want it! -What do you want?
我想要你啊，你这个白痴！ I want you, you son of a bitch!
我们能赢他们的，他们火候都已经过了。 We can take these guys. They're over-the-hill.
听着，Billy，你拿我的钱去赌球，我们就玩完！ Look, Billy, you gamble my money and we're through.
宝贝，我答应你，这是最后一次了。 Honey, I promise you, this is the last time.
最后一次？你们两当我是傻子吗？ The last time? What, do you two think I'm a fucking moron?
你在做什么？把我当作是白痴吗？ What are you doing? You take me for an idiot?
好的，好的，我有个办法，可以吗？ All right. All right. I have a solution, okay?
我保证一定赢球，我原来从没这么说过。 I will guarantee victory. I've never offered that before.
我保证一定赢。 I will guarantee victory.
我……我们能保证一定赢，对吧？ l... We can guarantee victory, huh?
是的。 Yeah.
我爱你，Billy。 I love you, Billy.
再见。 Goodbye.
亲爱的！ Honey!
好吧，亲爱的。 All right, honey.
听着，如果你不想看我们比赛…… All right, listen, if you don't want to watch. ...
我们就在酒店见面好吗？我们联欢！ . ...then we'll just meet up at the hotel later. We'll party!
我们好好庆祝一下。 We'll celebrate.
我们就要发财了，亲爱的！ We're on a roll, honey!
我们发财了！ We're on a roll!
给他们看看什么是跳投，Sidney！ Show them that fly shooting, Sidney!
来吧，Billy宝贝，就是这样。 Come on, Billy baby. You got it.
你能扣篮，宝贝！ You can dunk, baby!
来吧，Duck！ Come on, Duck!
看人，看人，底线，底线！ Watch, watch! Back door, back door!
防好，Billy！ play some defense, Billy!
卧槽！ Damn!
我艹！ Fuck!
把你手抬起来，好吗？ Get your hands up, okay?
来吧，哥们！ Come on, man!
14比13，绝杀球，绝杀球！ 1 4-1 3. Point game. Point game!
是时候好好搞了，来吧！ Time to put the ball up. Let's go!
就这样，哥们！ Come on with it, man!
撞他就对了！ Hit him hard, man.
让他知道这是怎么回事。 Let him know what's happening.
嘿，你是要跳舞还是要打球？看住他重心。 Hey, you want to dance or play ball? Watch it down low.
我防住他了，当心！ I got him. Watch out!
Gloria！Gloria你在吗？ Gloria! Gloria?
亲爱的！ Honey!
她走了。 She's gone.
哦，哥们！ Oh, man!
哦，哥们，现在不对劲啊。 Oh, man! Now that's not right.
这不对啊。 That's not right.
最后，我还是没有输钱，我还赢了双倍的钱。 Finally, I didn't lose the money. I doubled the money.
但是我还是错了，怎么会这样呢？ But I still got it wrong. How can that be?
她原来是说过一些什么乱七八糟的话。 She said some crazy shit once.
她说的是，“塞翁失马，焉知非福。” She said, "Sometimes when you win, you actually lose or tie."
但是现在我确实是赢钱了，你知道的或者又有什么情况。 But when you tie, you actually win. Or some shit, you know.
你得从这里面提取一些精华的东西。 You gotta extract something from an organic globule."
哥们，我有四个字送给你。 Brother, I only have four words for you.
听女人话。 Listen to the woman.
这是什么意思？ What the hell does that mean?
我是原来想过听女人的话，但是你又让我别听。 I tried to listen to the woman! You talked me out of it!
我不是给你说教，我只是给你个建议。 I didn't have to talk for long. I just gave you an option.
-你没必要听我说。 -那我怎么现在又要听你说了呢？ -You shouldn't have listened to me. -Then why should I listen to you now?
-我在给你建议。 -那我到底该听谁的？ -I'm giving you advice. -So who do I listen to?
你已经这么大了，好好想想吧。 You're a grown man. Figure it out yourself.
哦，我擦。 Oh, shit.
游戏结束了，小白脸。 The game is over, William.
还是想跳出去逃跑吗？ Still hit the old jumper, huh?
钱在哪？ Where's the cash?
好的，Frankie。够了。 Okay, Frankie. That's enough.
-你们是需要这些吗? -我们就是要这些。 -That's good for you guys? -We're set.
我们最后还要把照片给Tipitina看呢。 We can finally show our face again at Tipitina's.
Stucci兄弟回来了！ The Stucci brothers are back!
不难受吧，Billy？ No hard feelings, Billy?
这都是尊重，你知道吗？很好。 It's all about respect. You understand? Good.
我尊重你们。 I respect you guys.
再见。 See you later.
嘿，哥们，还好吗？ Hey, man, you all right?
Gloria还是没回来。 Gloria's not coming back.
啊，我知道。 Yeah, I know.
你原来离开过我很多次。 She's left me before, lots of times.
她走向门口，我很快去劝她，她就回来了。 She'll get to the door, I'll talk fast and she'll come back.
或者她走了以后，就走几天。 Or she'll get out the door, be gone a couple of days... .
我就给她唱首歌，你知道的，然后她也就回来了。 . ...l'll play her a song or something and, you know, she'll come back.
但是这次是， But this is it.
她真的走了。 She's gone.
或许你们两还是不在一起比较好。 maybe you two are better off without each other.
Sidney，如果我听女人话，那是不是我该对她言听计从？ Sidney, if I listen to the woman, do I have to agree with her too?
不，你听着，一开始听话就已经够了。 No, you listen. That's a good enough start.
我不想让你紧张。 I don't want to stress you out.
我要去找份工作了。 I gotta get a job.
你能帮我找份工作吗？ Can you get me a job?
你有推荐人吗？ You got any references?
你啊。 You.
你算是说对了，Billy，你可以开始听我的音乐了。 You're gonna be all right, Billy Ho. You're starting to hear the music.
-我现在可以听Jimi了？ -我没说那个。 -I can hear Jimi now? -I didn't say that.
你能听那类型的歌，但是你不能听Jimi。 You're hearing the music. You can't hear Jimi.
-Jimi的不是歌？ -但是你不能听那个。 -Jimi ain't music? -But you can't hear him.
听着，你可以听…… 还是别听了。 See, you can hear... Forget it.
-别跟我提Jimi。 -你也就听过那个词。 -Don't diss Jimi. -You just learned that word.
你怎么知道你传球传的够高，我就能扣篮了？ How did you know you put that pass up high enough, I could slam it?
因为，总有人可以有点狗屎运。 Because even the sun shines on a dog's ass some days.
狗屎运？ On a dog's ass?
-你想要跟我单挑吗？ -没钱我可不打。 -Want to play some one-on-one? -Now don't start with no shit.
你扣了一次篮，不代表你就能打球了。 Hitting one dunk don't mean you can play.
巧妇难为无米之炊。 Putting a cat in the oven don't make it a biscuit!
你妈妈真是太笨了，花了六十年才…… Your mama is so stupid, it takes her 60...
-不不，是花了她两个小时…… -给我闭嘴。 -No, it takes her two hours... -Stop.
等等，我这有些有意思的东西。 Hold on, I got some funny stuff here.
-嘿，哥们！ -最近怎么样啊？哥们？ -Yo, brothers! -How you doing, guy?
你放了20块在这？ You dropped a 20 on them?
当然我放了20块在这，如果我不照顾好我兄弟，谁照顾？ Of course I dropped a 20. If I don't take care of my brothers, who will?
我跟你赌20块单挑。 I'll bet you 20 on this game between us.
-不，我不跟你打。 -你不打？ -No, I'm not playing you. -You're not?
不，你误会了，你打球那么烂，还是会输的。 No, you misunderstand. You play ugly and still lose.
-你说我打的烂？ -你妈妈造成的，我只是说实话。 -You calling me ugly? -Your mama did! I got a right to!