CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND CARTOON NETWORK
[ BEEPING ]
[ ALARM BLARING ]
COME ON, TROOPS. MOVE OUT!
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
Woman: KIDS NEXT DOOR S.K.Y.C.L.A.W. --
SUPER SUNBEAM KOOL YELLOW CLAW LOWERING AERIAL WEAPON.
ALL SYSTEMS LOOKING GOOD.
HAMSTER GENERATOR IS AT MAXIMUM POWER!
SPEED SET AT SUPER-FAST FACTOR FIVE.
OKAY, TEAM. NUMBUH 4 HAS DISCOVERED THE SOURCE
OF AN IMMINENT DELIVERY OF HUNDREDS
OF TYPE "P" KID-TORTURE DEVICES.
OUR MISSION IS TO FIND THE SHIPMENT AND DESTROY IT.
TYPE "P"? WHAT'S A TYPE "P" TORTURE DEVICE?
THESE THINGS ARE HORRIBLE!
THEY'VE GOT TO BE STOPPED.
[ RUMBLING ]
[ HORN BLARES ]
♪ OH, MY LITTLE CHARLENE
♪ THE SWEETEST DURN GIRL THAT I EVER DONE SEEN ♪
♪ WELL, SHE'S NOT TOO PURTY, AND HER TEETH AIN'T CLEAN ♪
♪ BUT SHE'S GOT QUITE A WAY OF COOKIN' SARDINES ♪
♪ OH, MY LITTLE CHARLENE
♪ THE SWEETEST DURN GIRL THAT I EVER DONE... ♪
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
UGH... THERE'S THOUSANDS OF THEM.
PIANOS?
TYPE "P" TORTURE DEVICES ARE PIANOS?
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!
THEY MAKE YOU PLAY THE SAME SONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
♪ TINK-TA-TINK GA GA GA-GA GA GA-GA GA-GA ♪
AHHH! IT'S -- IT'S --
IT'S HORRIBLE!
MMM, MMM, MMM.
I'M SERIOUS!
MY MUM ORDERED ONE OF THESE MONSTROSITIES...FOR ME.
[ SOBBING ]
HE'S RIGHT. THESE THINGS ARE A MENACE TO CHILDREN EVERYWHERE.
SO LET'S GET STARTED.
NUMBUH 3, SIGNAL NUMBUH 2
TO BEGIN "OPERATION LIFT AND SHADE."
OKEY-DOKEY.
AYE, AYE.
HEY!
UH! WATCH IT!
OOPS. OOH, OOP!
UH, ALMOST.
WOO-HOO!
ONE DOWN.
YAY!
NO MORE PIANOS!
EXCELLENT! LET'S GET THAT PLAYER PIANO NEXT.
[ YODELING ]
GENTLY. GENTLY.
HEY, WATCH IT!
OH, MAN. THIS IS TAKING WAY TOO LONG.
HUH?
BINGO!
[ GRUNTING ]
COME ON, OPEN UP, YOU CRUDDY -- GAAA!
[ GASPS ]
NUMBUH 4, YOU ARE SOME KIND OF GENIUS.
HUH?
OHH!
[ CRASH! ]
WHOA! WHOA! UHH!
[ CRASH! ]
[ GROANING ]
UHHH! UHHHH!
AAAAHHHH!
UHHH!
UHH! UHH! AAAHHHH!
OKAY, KIDS NEXT DOOR, SIMPLE QUESTION.
WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY?
DO NOT DEVIATE FROM PLANS.
TEAMWORK IS THE KEY TO MISSION SUCCESS.
OPERATIONAL PROCEDURES ARE IMPORTANT.
PIANOS ARE HEAVY.
OH, CLOSE ENOUGH.
OKAY, HERE'S THE BAD NEWS.
NUMBUH 4's "STRATEGY" DIDN'T GET ALL THE PIANOS.
SATELLITE READINGS INDICATE THAT ONE PIANO REMAINS ON THE TRUCK.
WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? [ GRUNTS ]
HOLD IT, NUMBUH 4.
YOU'RE IN NO CONDITION TO GO ANYWHERE.
OH, YEAH? JUST WATCH ME.
[ GRUNTING ]
WHOA!
[ THUD ]
JUST MY POINT. BUT DON'T WORRY.
WE MANAGED TO FIND A TEMPORARY REPLACEMENT FOR YOU.
[ GROANS ]
[ GASPS ]
AAHHHH! [ GIGGLES ]
NEW NUMBUH 4 IS SO CUTE!
MMM! MMM! MMMM!
[ MURMURS IN A BABY VOICE ]
YOU'RE REPLACING ME WITH A HAMSTER?!
WELL, IT WAS SHORT NOTICE.
BESIDES, THE NEW NUMBUH 4 CAME UP WITH A GREAT PLAN.
WOW, SMART AND CUTE, TOO.
OH, YEAH, BABY. YOU GOT IT GOING ON.
HEY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
HA HA!
[ COOS ]
Together: AWWWWWW!
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING!
YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GONNA LET A HAMSTER
DEVISE A PLAN FOR YOU GUYS, ARE YOU?
OH, NO. NOW DON'T WORRY THERE, NUMBUH 4.
WE'LL GET THAT LAST PIANO!
OWWWWW-OOOOH!
[ LAUGHS ] YEAH, RIGHT.
WELL... [ CLEARS THROAT ]
NEW KIDS NEXT DOOR, LET'S MOVE OUT!
BYE-BYE!
[ GROANS ]
STUPID HAMSTER WITH HIS STUPID PLANS!
WHAT'S HE GONNA DO --
MUNCH ON TOILET ROLLS UNTIL THEY GIVE UP?
I OUGHT TO JUST -- OHH!
STUPID CHAIR WITH STUPID CONTROLS!
WHOA! WHO-O-O-A!
HEY!
STOP, YOU STUPID PIECE OF --
UGHHHH!
WELL, I'M GONNA HANDLE THIS SITUATION PERSONALLY.
YOU CAN'T SEND A RODENT TO DO A KID'S JOB.
UHHHHH...
OOOHHHH...
AAAAAA...
UH! STUPID KIWI, WALLABY, MARSUPIAL, KOALA --
UH!
SLOWLY...
SLOW NOW, GENTLY.
UHH!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
OOOOOOOHHHHHH!
♪ MY LITTLE CHARLENE
♪ THE NICEST YOUNG GAL THIS SIDE OF THE COAST ♪
♪ WELL, SHE'S GOT BIG EARS, AND SHE'S DUMBER THAN MOST ♪
♪ BUT I SURE LIKE THE WAY THAT SHE BUTTERS MY TOAST ♪
♪ YIPPEE-AY-YAY, PEOPLES AND DOES ♪
♪ YIPPEE-AY-YAY, TRACTORS AND TOES ♪
[ YODELS ]
HUH?
OKAY.
OH, MY STARS IN HEAVENS!
OH, YOU POOR LITTLE CRITTER.
YOU ALL RIGHT, LITTLE FELLER?
AAAHH! AHH!
YOU SAY YOU HAD YOURSELF A CAR WRECK?!
[ HAMSTER MURMURS ]
YOU SAY YOU HURT YOUR LITTLE TAIL? AWWW...
[ CRIES ]
[ SOBS ]
WHY, YOU POOR THING!
YOU SAY YOU HURT YOUR LITTLE PAW.
[ Voice breaking ] WELL, AIN'T THAT THE SADDEST DARN THING YOU EVER DID HEAR?
LET'S GO, YOU TWO.
WHEE!
OOOHH.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE. HEAVE!
[ ALL GRUNT ]
[ SOBS ] AND THEN YOU SAY Y'ALL DONE LOST YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
[ SOBS ]
[ WAILS ]
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
NUMBUH 4 WAS RIGHT.
PIANOS SURE ARE HEAVY.
AND THEN OLD SHEP RAN AWAY.
AND THAT'S WHEN I DONE DROVE MY TRUCK RIGHT OFF THE ROAD!
THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S IT.
COME ON. ALMOST THERE.
COME ON.
AND THEN CHARLENE DONE GONE AND LEFT ME
FOR MY BEST FRIEND, SKATER.
AND HE'S A GUITAR PLAYER.
Numbuh 4: AHA!
GOOD THING I SHOWED UP.
YOUR CRUDDY PLAN WILL NEVER WORK.
YOU THINK HE'S GONNA FALL FOR YOUR FAKE STORIES
ABOUT BEING INJURED AND HURT TO GET HIM TO STOP PAYING ATTENTION
LONG ENOUGH FOR THE REST OF THE TEAM TO CLIMB
INTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK AND TAKE THE LAST PIANO
HE'S TRANSPORTING OFF TO BE DESTROYED, HUH?!
FAKE STORIES?
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
I TRUSTED YOU!
DOG!
[ PLOP! ]
[ GROANS ]
[ PLOP! ]
WELL, WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
LAST TIME I OPEN UP MY HEART AND SOUL
TO SOME STRANGE, APPARENTLY NEAR-DEATH HAMSTER!
SO HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET IT DOWN?
Numbuh 1: WELL, WE COULD --
All: AAAHHHH!
Numbuh 4: YES, SIR!
NOTHING LIKE A GREAT PLAN COMING TOGETHER LIKE THAT!
WE MANAGED TO DESTROY ALL THE PIANOS,
INCLUDING THE ONE MEANT FOR ME.
YEAH. GREAT.
[ ALARM BLARING ]
Woman: KIDS NEXT DOOR SATELLITES
HAVE DETECTED A LARGE SHIPMENT OF VIOLINS.
DESTRUCTION IS REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY.
ASSEMBLING ALL FUNCTIONING KIDS NEXT DOOR MEMBERS.
[ LAUGHING ]
BYE-BYE!
Hamsters: WHEE!
[ BEEPING ]
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
YEAH?
EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN.
BUT I'M LOOKING FOR THE, UH...
THE KIDS NEXT FLOOR.
THAT'S KIDS NEXT DOOR.
OH, YES! ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
I'M THEIR LEADER.
MY NAME IS MRS. GOODWALL.
AND I'D LIKE TO INVITE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS
TO MY CHILDREN'S ZOO.
YEAH, LIKE I WANT TO SPEND MY FREE TIME PETTING A GOAT.
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S --
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
OH, DEAR. HOW IMPOLITE.
HOW'S THE WORK COMING ALONG, TEAM?
WHO WAS AT THE DOOR, NUMBUH 1?
OH, SOME CRAZY OLD LADY INVITING US TO SOME STUPID KIDS' ZOO.
NUMBUH 5 HATES ZOOS!
HEY, NUMBUH 1...
SHOULD I USE A POUND-O-MATIC HAMMER ON THIS?
OR JUST BANG IT IN WITH THIS BRICK?
WELL, OF COURSE YOU SHOULD USE THE -- UH!
OHHHHHH...UH!
NUMBUH 1...
SHOULD I USE THE HAMMER OR THE BRICK?
Together: AAAHH!
[ ALL SNORING ]
[ GROANS ]
WHOA!
OH, MY ACHING -- HEY!
I GOT AN EARRING!
AND YOU GOT ONE, TOO.
WHERE ARE WE?
I DON'T KNOW.
HEY!
WHAT THE --
Man: DID YOU SEE THAT THING JUMP?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ GROWLS ]
GRRR! [ GROWLS ]
AAAHH! AAAHH!
[ MURMURS ]
OH...HEY, WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET?
AND WHERE ARE WE?
I THINK WE'RE IN A ZOO --
A ZOO WHERE THEY KEEP KIDS!
Together: [ Monotone ] BRILLIANT DEDUCTION, KIDS NEXT DUMB.
HA! IT'S ABOUT TIME!
SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE PUT YOU
DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE IN A CAGE YEARS AGO!
YOU MEAN LIKE...YOURSELF?
OH, YEAH.
I HATE IT WHEN THEY DO THAT.
OH, FABULOUS!
THE OBNOXIOUS BRATS CAGE IS AWAKE AND FULL OF ACTIVITY!
I SEE YOU'VE MET YOUR COUNTERPARTS
IN THE DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING CHILDREN EXHIBIT.
WE ARE GOOD CHILDREN.
PLEASE RELEASE US.
YEAH, YOU CAN'T KEEP US HERE.
I KNOW ONE THING -- YOU BETTER LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE!
SETTLE DOWN, CHILDREN.
NOW, YOU SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I CREATED
MY STATE-OF-THE-ART CHILDREN'S ZOO.
ADULTS ARE FA-A-SCINATED BY CHILDREN.
BUT THEY'RE FAR TOO WILD TO KEEP IN THEIR HOUSE.
I HAVE SO MANY EXCITING HABITATS HERE...
LIKE THE NERD ENCLOSURE.
HEY, LET ME USE THE COMPUTER!
MY TURN! YOU WERE ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY!
THE GOSSIPS CAGE...
OH, I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT SHE TOTALLY, LIKE --
AND, OF COURSE, THE UGLY CHILDREN DISPLAY.
[ SNIFFLES ] OH, OH.
BUT BY FAR OUR MOST PO-O-PULAR ATTRACTION IS OUR LIVE FEEDING
OF THE OBNOXIOUS BRATS TO OUR SCHOOLYARD BULLY.
[ BELCHES ]
[ GROWLS ]
AND YOU IMPOLITE LITTLE BRATS ARE TODAY'S 2:00 MEAL.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
SEE YOU AT LUNCHTIME! HEE HEE-HEE-HEE!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
BON APPéTIT, KIDS NEXT DOOR.
HMMMM...
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW.
SPREAD OUT, KIDS NEXT DOOR!
[ PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
OKAY...UH...
I...SUGGEST WE...
PANIC!!
[ SCREAMING AND SHOUTING ]
[ SCREAMING AND SHOUTING CONTINUE ]
WILL Y'ALL JUST SHUT UP?!
I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT
BETWEEN YOUR SCREAMING AND THEIR STUPID RECORD PLAYER.
[ GASPS ] RECORD PLAYER.
OOH, THAT'S IT!
I THINK NUMBUH 5's GOT A PLAN,
BUT IT INVOLVES US WORKING WITH THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN.
ARE YOU CRAZY? THEY'RE THE ENEMY!
YEAH, I AIN'T DOING ANYTHING WITH THOSE FREAKS!
ME NEITHER!
AND BESIDES... IT'S LUNCHTIME!
IN A FEW MORE MINUTES, WE'RE GOING TO BE LUNCH FOR A BULLY.
AND THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF KIDS HERE THAT NEED OUR HELP.
THAT MEANS WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
OKAY. I'M IN.
I WON'T LIKE IT. BUT LET'S DO IT.
I'LL EAT LATER.
YOUR PLAY, NUMBUH 5.
WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE.
FATHER WILL BE MOST DISPLEASED
IF WE'RE NOT HOME IN TIME FOR OUR LUNCHEON.
YO! DELIGHTFUL DORKS!
YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS JOINT?
OF COURSE WE DO, YOU STUPID GIRL.
THIS PLACE IS HUMILIATING!
THEN NUMBUH 5 SUGGESTS A LITTLE COOPERATION.
HMM...
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
OKAY. CHECK THIS OUT.
[ THUD ]
NUMBUH 5 HOPES THIS WORKS.
OHHHHH! AHHH!
NOW HOOK IT UP LIKE I TOLD YOU!
YOU GUYS READY?
CHECK.
LET'S DO THIS.
OKAY, DELIGHTFUL BRATS, LET HER RIP.
[ GRUNTS ] THE TIRE'S GONNA SLIP THROUGH.
HOLD ON!
Numbuh 2: IT'S...IT'S WORKING.
COME ON!
[ MOANING ]
JUST A LITTLE MORE...
AAAHH!
[ GROANING ]
NOW WE'RE STUCK IN HERE WITHOUT MUSIC!
WIND IT AGAIN.
IT'S BROKEN.
WIND IT AGAIN!
OKAY, OKAY, BUT I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME.
COME ON. COME ON.
HUH?!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH...
KIDS NEXT DOOR.
YOU ARE...
WELCOME?
NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND, WE'LL BE LEAVING.
AH, WHY I OUGHT TO --
EASY, NUMBUH 4.
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THEM LATER.
WE'VE GOTTA FREE ALL THE OTHER KIDS IN THIS ZOO.
SO LET'S ROLL!
YAY! GO GET 'EM! GO!
[ GROWLS ]
Both: NAH.
[ GROWLS ]
Together: NAH.
[ GROWLS ]
[ CHILDREN CHATTERING ]
OKAY, WE'VE GOT A BIG GROUP HERE.
SO NUMBUH 2, 3, AND 4, HERD THESE KIDS TO THE NEAREST EXIT.
MOVE 'EM OUT!
GO! GO! GO!
Numbuh 3: YEE-HAW!
YEE-HAW! GET ALONG, EVERYBODY!
WELL, NUMBUH 5, NICE WORK TODAY.
LOOK OUT!
HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
LOOK!
TSK, TSK, TSK.
SUCH NAUGHTY CHILDREN.
IT'S A GOOD THING MY NEW FRIENDS
TIPPED ME OFF TO YOUR NAUGHTY PLAN.
SO LONG, KIDS NEXT MEAL.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
WHY THOSE DOUBLE-CROSSING LITTLE --
NOW, NOW. WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR LUNCH, DO WE?
Numbuh 3: YEE-HOO!
LOOK! THE GATE'S LOCKED.
Numbuh 4: COME ON, THIS WAY!
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANOTHER PLAN, WOULD YOU?
Mrs. Goodwall: COME ON, BRATS.
THE BULLY'S GETTING HUNGRY.
WAIT!
Numbuh 2: OH, MAN. THIS ONE'S LOCKED, TOO.
Numbuh 3: LET'S GO THIS WAY.
All: YA-HOO!
HMM...
I SAID, "MOVE IT."
CAN WE AT LEAST JUST SAY WE'RE SORRY?
WHAT?!
YEAH, WE KNOW WE'VE BEEN IMPOLITE BRATS.
AND WE'RE VERY, VERY SORRY...
RIGHT?
OH, YES! VERY SORRY.
WELL, NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
WE CAN BE VERY POLITE, MA'AM.
REALLY?
OH, OH-OH-OH, MOST DEFINITELY.
NOW IF YOU WILL BE KIND ENOUGH TO TAKE A FEW STEPS BACK,
WE'LL SHOW YOU.
WELL, UH, LIKE SO?
PERFECT.
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
I WANNA SEE SOME POLITENESS.
HA HA HA! MAYBE LATER, SUCKER.
Numbuh 3: AAAHHHHH!
Mrs. Goodwall: WHOA! OH, OH, OH!
WAIT FOR ME!
NUMBUH 5!
HEY!
LIKE I WAS SAYING BEFORE, NICE JOB TODAY.
AH, IT WAS TOO EASY.
SO, YOU READY TO GO HOME?
UNH-UNH.
NUMBUH 5 IS STARTING TO LIKE THE ZOO.
Mrs. Goodwall: AAAHHHHH!
OH, GOODNESS!
OH, NO!
HELP!
5...4...3...2...1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...4...3...2...1.