1982年
早安 女孩们
哈喽 早安 接着走 Hello, hello. Good morning. Come along now
尤宁维尔小学
西蒙 不准用耳机 放学后再还你 Simon, no headphones. You'll get these back after school
贝蒂 你又不是唐老鸭 请穿上裤子 Betty, you're not Donald Duck! Put some pants on, please!
当我说奇奇与蒂蒂时 - 孩子们 祝你们上学愉快 Okay. What's the first thing... - Okay, kids. Have fun at school!
你们脑海中第一个浮现的 - 拜 老爸 that pops into your head... - Bye, Dad!
是什么? - 别再撞我了 when I say Chip 'n Dale? - Hey, stop bumping me!
我敢打赌一定是托马斯奇彭代尔 I'm willing to bet it's Thomas Chippendale
18世纪的英国橱柜工匠 the London - based cabinet maker from the 1700s
这橱柜太帅了 托马斯 Sick cabinet, Thomas!
我敢说你第二个想到的 一定是这些家伙 But I bet the second thing that pops into your head are these guys
但第三个肯定是淘气的卡通花栗鼠 But certainly, third would be those rascally cartoon chipmunks
奇奇与蒂蒂 或是我该说奇奇与我? Chip 'n Dale, or should I say Chip and me?
一切都从我们相遇那天开始 And it all started the day we met
当时我刚转到新学校 是我三年级中的事 when I had to join a new school in the middle of third grade
未来的朋友们 大家好 Hello, potential new friends!
我们今天有个转学生 大家跟蒂蒂打声招呼 We have a new student today. Everyone, say hello to Dale
大家好 很高兴认识你们 Hello, everyone. Nice to meet you!
有了 I know
我的眼睛 它插进去了 My eye! It's in my eye!
不 - 快拔出来 No, no, no, no - Get it out!
只是个玩笑啦 看 我没事 It's a joke. See? I'm fine
好恶心 你好怪 Ew. You're weird
草原狗足球队选拔赛 今天下午4点
到午餐时间时 已经没有人想和我扯上任何关系 By lunchtime, no one wanted anything to do with me
我只好自个儿坐 So, I had to sit alone
介意我坐这吗? Hey. Mind if I sit?
你插的那个铅笔太好笑了 搞笑时机抓得真好 That pencil thing you did was hilarious! It was excellent comic timing
真的吗? 我真希望我没做 - 不会吧 兄弟 Really? I kind of wish I hadn't done it - No way, man
最大的风险就是不冒任何风险 The biggest risk is not taking any risk at all
你只是没把这个笑话安排好 你想要的话 我可以帮你 You just didn't set up the joke right. I can help you if you want
我叫奇奇 - 我是蒂蒂 The name's Chip - I'm Dale
你有看卡通《脆牛》吗? So, do you watch Crispy Cow?
嘿 那是我的牛奶 - 嘿 那是我的牛奶 Hey! That's my milk! - Hey! That's my milk!
奇奇做任何事都很好笑 Chip was so funny and thoughtful
又周到 - 真棒 about everything - So good!
而我从不思考任何事 我们是完美的一对 And I never thought about anything. We were perfect together
迪士尼出品
♪ riendship is rare Do you know what ♪
救难小福星
快点 - 即使 Come on! - And even though
我们同年级 - 跟我来 we were in the same grade... - Follow me!
奇奇就像我不曾有过的哥哥 Chip was like the older brother I never had
他让我接触到芝心披萨 和有趣的老电影 He introduced me to cheesy crust pizza and funny, old movies
到了高中 我们一起参加了达人秀 达人秀 By high school we were headlining the talent show
在我们的压轴表演中 无敌蒂蒂什么都能抛接 And for our grand finale, The Amazing Dale will juggle everything!
去吧 Hey!
我们知道自己与众不同 所以毕业后 我们收拾行李前往加州 We knew we had something special. So, after graduation, we packed our bags
灰狗巴士 往洛杉矶 你迟到了 快点 and headed to California - You're late! Come on!
走开接好 Move, move, move! Here, catch!
丢得好 Nice one! - Aw
好莱坞
未来的朋友们 大家好 Hello, potential new friends!
再见啦 各式各样的巴士乘客 Goodbye, eclectic group of bus passengers
如果我这样呢? "我喜欢坚果" Oh, what if I did something like, "I'm into nuts"
很好我喜欢 干得好 Good, good. I love it. Great stuff
花栗鼠试镜 上午10点 最初几个月 我们身无分文 Those first few months, we were flat broke
但那是我生命中最美好的时光之一 but they were some of the best times of my life
当你离场时 每个人会都知道 所以请继续用芬芳体香剂 when you're off, everyone knows. So be on, with Fresh - On Deodorant...
我们看起来真不赖 Whoa! Whoa! - We look great
在跑了几次龙套后 我们终于 And after landing a few small parts
接到那通扭转一切的电话 we finally got the call that would change everything
奇奇 蒂蒂 你们想要自己的节目吗? Chip, Dale, how would you like your own show?
罪恶偶而 - 《救难小福星》 Sometimes some crimes - Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
我们成功了 - 会从裂缝中 We had finally done it! - Go slipping
我们自己的电视节目 - 出现 Our own TV show - Through the cracks
节目是讲述能解决大案子的 It was about a group of little detectives...
但有两个侦探 - 一群小侦探 But these two, Gumshoes - who would solve big crimes
有探险家 蒙弟 - 会挺身而出 There was the adventurer, Monterey Jack - Are picking up the slack
发明家阿洁 - 奇奇与蒂蒂 The inventor, Gadget Hackwrench... - Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale!
还有苍蝇小拉链 and Zipper, a fly
他的特点是 他很小又不会说话 His things were, he was small and he couldn't speak
双重威胁 - 有危险就找他们 a double threat - When there's danger
奇奇与蒂蒂 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale!
再来就是奇奇和我 And then there was Chip and I
我们是典型的奇怪搭档 奇奇是非常理性的人 we were a classic odd couple with Chip as the logical straight man...
而我则是爱玩的呆瓜 and me as the fun - loving goof
水管给我 我有好主意
好 你要拿来干嘛? - 你们是我的了 Right, what are you gonna do with it? - You're mine now
小鸟? 为何你们会过来 Ah. Why you little... Come here, you
我猜他是囊中之猫了 No! - I guess the cat's in the bag
卡 完工了 大家 And cut. That's a wrap, folks
干得好 大伙 1990年 辛苦啦 Nice work, everyone! Great job!
庆祝小福星第三季大成功 我只想感谢你们大家 带给我生命中美好的三年 And so, I just wanna thank all of you for the greatest three years of my life
当我回想这一切的起源 When I think back to where this all started
是我发现蒂蒂独自坐在食堂 那么地难过 me finding Dale sitting all alone in the cafeteria, so sad
也没那么难过啦 Well, I wasn't that sad
但在我最狂野的梦中 也没想过我们会有今天 That's funny. But never in my wildest dreams did I think we'd be here now
所以 敬你 蒂蒂 我最好的朋友 还有所有人 So, to you, Dale, my best friend, and to all of you
还有敬所有喜欢简短致词的人 - 好啦 And to everyone who loves a short toast - Okay. Okay
敬未来更多季的《救难小福星》 干杯 To many more seasons of the Rescue Rangers. Cheers!
干杯 - 干杯 Cheers! - Cheers!
看这边 大家一起 Over here. Get together
大家一起说 "茄子" Everybody say,"Cha - cha - cha - cheese!
《综艺》杂志 《救难小福星》劲头十足
我们过着梦幻的生活 One, two, tell me what you're... - We were living the dream
纸醉金迷 彻夜狂欢 与罗杰兔一起 High on the hog, all night long, dancing the "Roger Rabbit,"
跳他的招牌舞 - 上 罗杰 with Roger Rabbit - Go, Roger. Go, Roger. Go, Roger
多棒的派对啊 Go, Roger - Boy, what a party
小拉链 Oh, zipper
对 我喜欢 Oh, yeah. I love this
我爱坚果 I am into nuts!
好棒 再一次 - 那些疯狂的欢乐时光 So good. Again, again - Those were some crazy fun times
我喜欢坚果 I'm into nuts
太好笑了 - 超好玩 So awesome - Super fun
有够好玩 So fun
既然我们找到了爱情 我们该拿它怎么办? Now, that we found love What are we gonna do with it
嘿 你跑到哪里去了 兄弟? 我帮你留了块蛋糕 Hey, where'd you run off to, buddy? I saved you a piece of cake
那是什么? - 好啦 What's that? - Okay
我本来不打算现在给你看 但它刚送到 所以 哒哒 今年秋天 《特务蒂蒂》 I wasn't gonna show you this right now, but it just got delivered. So... Ta - da!
《特务蒂蒂》? 真好笑 那是什么? "Double - 0 Dale?" That's hilarious. What is that?
很疯狂 对吧? 是我的新节目 我要演个超级间谍 It's wild, right? It's my new show. I'm gonna be a super spy
你在说什么? Wh... what are you talking about?
我很期待呢 就像你老挂在嘴上的 Yeah, I'm really going for it. And just like you always say
最大的风险就是不冒任何风险 "The biggest risk is not taking any risk at all"
等等 你真的要做新节目? - 对啊 Wait, you really have a new show? - Yep!
你为什么不先和我商量? Wh... why didn't you talk to me about it first?
我们无话不说的 We tell each other everything
你连过去42天午餐吃什么都告诉我 You've told me what you had for lunch the last 42 days
菠萝披萨和低脂汽水 Pineapple pizza and a diet Slice
正是 - 我也不知道 Exactly - I don't know
我只是想在让你太过期待之前 I just wanted to make sure the show was gonna happen first
先确定真的会有这个节目 - 太过期待? 什么? before I got your hopes up - My hopes up? What?
对啊 对大家都是好消息 你瞧瞧 Yeah! It's good news for everyone. Check this out
哟 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
只是如果你这么做 他们可能会取消节目的 I just... If you do this, they might cancel the show
他们才不会 大家都知道你才是最讨人喜欢的 No, they won't do that. I mean, everyone knows you're the favorite
我只是个每周被一根水管 And I'm just the guy who gets hit in the head
敲头的家伙 没事的 with a pipe each week. It's fine
所以你要危及整个《救难小福星》 Okay, so, you're gonna risk all of Rescue Rangers
就因为我比你更受欢迎一点? because I'm a little more popular than you?
你知道这有多蠢吗? Do you know how dumb that is?
我就是那个蠢的 Well, I am the dumb one
我不是那个意思 - 我知道 你从来都不是故意的 I didn't mean it like that - I know. You never mean it
你总是表现得像是你救了我之类的 Look, you're always acting like you saved me or something
但当我们小的时候 我们总是同甘共苦 But when we were kids, we were in it together
你在说什么? 我们还是同甘共苦啊 What are you talking about? We're still in it together
对不起 奇奇 我受够了当配角 I'm sorry, Chip. I'm just done being second banana
但你并不是配角啊 But you're not second banana
我是主角 而你是另一个主角 I'm a banana and you're just another banana
双主角 Two bananas
拜托别接 - 但那可能是我经纪人戴夫·莫里纳里 Please, don't get that - But it could be my agent, Dave Bolinari
看在我为你做了那么多的份上 别接那通电话 After everything I've done for you, do not pick up that phone
对不起 - 蒂蒂 住手 I'm sorry - Dale, stop
我们还没讲完 - 我得接 We're not done talking - I have to
不要 别这样 Do not. Do not do it
对不起 我是蒂蒂 请说 I'm so sorry. Go for Dale
嗨 戴夫·莫里纳里 Hey! Dave Bolinari
《救难小福星》那个夏天停播了 Rescue Rangers was canceled that summer
《特务蒂蒂》在试播后无疾而终 and Double - 0 Dale was scrapped after the pilot
蒂蒂 你还在吗? - 在 我在 Dale, you still there? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm here
那不是任何人的错 就只是娱乐圈常有的事 It wasn't anyone's fault in particular, just one of those showbiz things
但现在 我们准备再度复出了 现在 But now, we're ready to bring it back
救难小福星2.0 由我主演 用全新进化的3D技术 Rescue Rangers 2.0! Starring me. Now in new and improved 3D
各位先生女士 - 你们听到了吗? Ladies and gentlemen... - Oh, wow. You hear that?
洛杉矶粉丝大会 - 准备好迎接今天的明星了吗? - 他们在叫我了 are you ready for the star of the day? - Well, that's my cue to go
这是蒂蒂故事的第一章 如果你喜欢 请别忘了 This has been chapter one of Dale's Tales
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在迪斯尼频道登台 而为人所知的角色 请欢迎 You know him from The Disney Afternoon. Please, welcome to the stage...
得走了 再见 Gotta go, bye!
巴鲁登场 - 现在 Baloo! - Well, now
这里有人想来点爵士乐吗? Who here likes a little jazz music?
寻找基本必需品 Look for the bare necessities
简单的基本必需品 - 不好意思 蒂蒂 The simple bare necessities
但你的粉丝真的相信 那些人群都是为你而来? Pardon moi, Dale, but your followers, they believe the crowd is for you?
当然啦 卢米爱尔 而且很快 Of course they do, Lumiere. And pretty soon
那些人群都会为我而来的 \that crowd is gonna be for me
独一无二 音速小丑见面会 是哦 蒂蒂 我也会登上那个舞台 就在你身旁 Yeah, Dale! I'm going to be up on that stage too, right beside you!
蒂蒂见面会 - 没错 音速小丑 就是这种精神 - 而且他们会喜欢真正的我 Yes, Ugly Sonic. That's the spirit - And they'll like me for who I am
不会像上次在网络上 才看到我的人类牙齿 not like last time when the internet got one look at my human teeth
就引发众怒 好了 让我看看 and burned the place down. Okay, let's see here
"音速小丑敬上" 好了 小子 "Best wishes, Ugly Sonic" There you go, kid
他们在笑我 我知道 Oh, they're laughing at me. I know that
如果我喜欢被当笑话 他们就伤不了我 You can't hurt my feelings if I'm in on the joke
但你喜欢吗? - 喜欢 Are you though? - Yes!
无论如何 现在我已经改运了 我接到了一个新真人秀节目 Anyway, now my luck has shifted
要与联邦调查局一起合作 节目叫《音速小丑 犯罪更丑》 I've been offered a new reality show where I do ride - alongs with the FBI. It's called Ugly Sonic, Uglier Crimes
真的? 你接电视节目? 对 有那么难相信吗? Really? A TV show? You? - Yeah, is that so difficult to believe
我想不会吧? I guess... not
知道吗? 那太棒了 我们之中有人成功 所有人都成功了 Yeah, you know what? That's great. When one of us succeeds, we all succeed
巴鲁本来也像我一样是 迪斯尼频道的一分子 Baloo was part of the Disney Afternoon just like me
然后 - 基本必须品 《森林王子》 翻拍 突然之间 他又重回巅峰了 Then he got The Jungle Book reboot and boom
一切发生得那么快 he's back on top. It happens that fast
太棒了 蒂蒂 Bravo, Dale!
你的积极性很有感染力的 啊 谢谢 Your positivity is infectious. Oh, merci!
我真的很需要那笔钱 Oh, I really needed that cash
你只需要做好准备 我一直保持好身材 还有 You just gotta stay prepared. I'm keeping myself fit and you know
看到我更新的时髦外貌了吗? - 看到了 蒂蒂 my updated modern look?
与虎女见面 《复仇者联盟: 正义出击》 你的3D绘图手术做得很有品味 Yes, Dale, your CG surgery was done very tastefully
你看起来很帅 - 谢了 虎女 You look amazing - Well, thank you, Tigra
有空一起出去玩 - 不用了 We should hang out sometime - Nah
拒绝得也太快 - 无意冒犯 Meanly fast - No offense
但你不觉得如果奇奇和你 一起参加这些活动 粉丝会更多吗? but don't you think you'd have more fans here if Chip did these events with you?
奇奇? 哦 有意思 我很久没想到他了 Oh, Chip? Oh, that's interesting. I hadn't thought about him in a while
我应该给他打个电话 看看他现在的生活如何 I should give him a call. See how life's treating him
生活是最糟糕的 这就是为什么你需要好的保险 Life is the worst, which is why you need good insurance
我不会强迫推销 但根据我的经验 Look, I'm not gonna put on the hard sell, but in my experience
坏事总是会发生 毫无预兆 bad things happen all the time. They happen without warning
有时会从你最意想不到之处 Sometimes from the last place you'd expect it
于是你只能收拾残局 所以 你得要保护自己 and you're left to pick up the pieces. So, you have to protect yourself
如果你做好了最坏的打算 最坏的情况就没有那么糟了 If you're prepared for the worst, the worst isn't so bad
所以为何要冒险呢? 我的工作就是 把盖住你眼睛的毛掀开 So, why risk it? It's my job to pull the wool off your eyes...
打个比方啦 - 知道吗? 我买全险 figuratively - You know, I'll take the whole package
很好 你做了对的选择 保险合约申请书 Fantastic. You're making the right choice
强迫保险公司 本月最佳员工 奇奇
恭喜 又获得本月最佳员工了 Hey, hey. Congrats! Employee of the month again
谢了 布鲁诺 - 要不要喝一杯庆祝? Thanks, Bruno - Wanna get a drink to celebrate?
嘿 你从不出去玩 Yeah, you never hang out
大家抱歉了 今晚不行 蜜莉在等我 Sorry, everyone. Can't tonight. Millie's waiting for me
但是感谢你们的邀请 But thanks for the invite
你确定不要来看我的新 "蛙居?" Are you sure you don't wanna see my new pad?
"蛙居" 蛙式幽默 不了 谢谢 Oh, pad. Frog - based humor. No, thanks
那只是要让你领略一下 工作场合之外的我 That's just a taste of what you get from me outside the work environment
晚安 奇奇 - 嗨 房屋太太 谢谢你 Good evening, Chip - Hello, Mrs. House, thank you
蜜莉 我到家了 Millie, I'm home
小比目鱼失踪 小比目鱼的失踪是过去两个月 Flounder's disappearance marks the sixth
第六起知名卡通人物的失踪 notable cartoon to go missing in the last two months...
冷冻食品
过来 我可爱的乖狗狗 你被关整天了吧? Oh, ho ho. Get over here. Oh, there's my wittle girl. You've been cooped up all day?
好 你一定饿了 Okay, okay. You must be hungry
好了 慢慢吃 There you go. All right, slow down
呼叫所有花栗鼠 - 花栗鼠回来了 Calling all chipmunks! - The chipmunks are back
好耶 - 而这次 他们要唱绕舌 Yeah! - And this time, they're rapping
一起来 花栗鼠们 这里有更多 Let's go! Chipmunks Here for more, so...
他们当然会唱绕舌了 他们总是要卡通人物唱绕舌 Of course, they're rapping. They always have to make the cartoons rap
跳舞的时刻到了 It's time to dance...
家里电话有留言 我不喜欢这种事 Ooh, a message on my landline. I don't like that
你好啊 奇仔 是我 蒙弟 G'day, Chipper! It's me, Monterey Jack
蒙弟? - 嘿 Monty? - Hey!
我知道我们很久没联络了 I know we haven't spoken in a long time
但是我遇到了很多麻烦 需要朋友的帮助 But I'm in a heck of a lot of trouble. And I could use some help from a friend
如果你能来我家见我 我会很感谢的 I'd really appreciate if you could come and see me at my place
好了 得挂了 希望能早点见到你 All right, gotta go. Hope to see you soon
天啊 Oh, wow
已经过了这么久啦 《救难小福星》 It's been so long
快点 趁没人注意时进来 - 蒙弟 是你啊 Quick! - Get in while the coast is clear - Oh, Monty. It's you
对不起 老兄 但他们在监视 I'm sorry about that, mate, but they're watching
他们一直在监视 - 谁在监视? They're always watching - Who are?
超久不见了 奇奇 - 真的 老朋友 Oh, it's been too long, Chip - It really has, old buddy
对不起 蒙弟 那爆臭的味道是什么? I... I'm sorry, Monty, but what is that God - awful smell?
什么 你不记得了? 《救难小福星》古龙水 《救难小福星》古龙水 What? You don't remember? Rescue Ranger's cologne
我每天都擦 I wear it every day
我记得 它闻起来像杏仁酱加汽油 Oh, no. I remember. It smells like almond butter and gasoline
而且很难洗掉 And it's very difficult to wash out
对 蒙弟 所以你怎么了? 我听到你的留言 Right. So, Monty, what's going on? I got your voicemail
你说你有麻烦了? You said you were in trouble?
我搞砸了 奇奇 对干酪的热爱让我失控了 I screwed up, Chip. My love of cheese got the best of me
我都买到付不出钱了 - 不会吧 干酪? 蒙弟 And I bought more than I could pay for - Oh, no. Cheese? Monty
我知道但我已经好几个星期 没有闻过奶制品了 我戒了 I know, I know. But I haven't had so much as a whiff in weeks. I'm dairy - free
是吗? 那么这是什么味道? 可恶 那是超臭的戈贡佐拉干酪 Really? Then what's that? - Oh, crud
你不该看到的 It's a really stinky Gorgonzola. You weren't supposed to see that
起司 Ch... ch... ch... ch... ch... ch... cheese!
坚持住 蒙弟 Hang on, Monty
对不起 奇仔 我太爱干酪了 I'm sorry, Chipper. I just love it so much
没关系 蒙弟 我们会帮你的 It's okay, Monty. We'll get you some help
不只是那样 奇奇 我现在欠了山谷帮很多钱 It's not just that, Chip. Now, I owe a ton of money to the Valley Gang
山谷帮? 蒙弟 那些人很狠的 The Valley Gang? Monty, those guys are bad news
我知道 如果我还不了钱 他们就会盗版我 I know. And if I can't pay up, they're gonna bootleg me
"盗版你?" 什么意思? 奇奇 对我们这些老明星来说 外面的世界越来越危险了 "Bootleg you?" What does that mean? Oh, Chip. It's gotten rough out there for us old - timers
你听说小比目鱼那小家伙的事了吗? Did you hear what happened to that little guy, Flounder?
他只是没办法按时还钱 When he fell behind on krill payments?
不好了 Oh, no!
小鱼 该还钱了 - 给你这个如何? 不错吧? Time to pay up, fish - Um. How about this? Isn't it neat?
拜托 这可是正版的名牌餐具 Come on, fellas. This is a genuine Dinglehopper
很值钱的 It's worth a lot. Oh!
他们就绑架了他 把他的嘴把擦掉 让他无法出声 So, they kidnap the bloke, erase his mouth so he can't scream
将他改头换面 试图规避 then change him around to try to sneak by
版权法 然后把他偷运到 the copyright laws, and then smuggle him overseas
海外的黑市工作室 然后他的余生 to a black - market studio, where he'll spend the rest of his life
都将被迫拍摄烂盗版电影 小美眉鱼 being forced to make terrible bootleg movies
太可怕了 我们不能让这种事 发生在你身上 Oh, no, that's awful. We can't let that happen to you
我们得想办法 - 你是认真的? We'll figure something out - You mean it?
当然 你一直是我的好朋友 Of course, you were always such a good friend to me
从不让我失望 我很想你的 傻大个 You never let me down. I've really missed you, you big galoot!
我也想你 奇仔 我知道阿洁和小拉链也很想你 Oh, I missed you too, Chipper. I know Gadget and Zipper miss you also
是吗? 他们好吗? - 他们很好 我们全家祝您合家佳节愉快 Yeah? How are they doing? - Oh, they're great
42个小孩了 还在生 - 看看这个 Forty - two kids and counting - Wow, look at that
这个有阿洁的眼睛和小拉链的翅膀 That one's got Gadget's eyes and Zipper's wings
那个有她的耳朵和手 好可爱 And that one's got her ears and hands, cute
我们有过一段很开心的时光 对吧? We had some good times, didn't we, pal?
对 最棒的 Aye, the best
他们来了 快躲起来 They're here! Hide!
喂? Hello?
那是 Is that...
走上来你的公寓要59阶 That's 59 steps to get up to your apartment
一天走个几趟 - 你就 - 快进来 You do a couple of those a day and you're in...
好 Quick! Get in! - Okay
蒂蒂 - 奇奇 Dale... - Chip
嗨 - 对 是我 Hey - Yep, it's me
酷 - 对 我也打给蒂蒂求助 Cool - Yeah, I called Dale for help also
希望没有关系 - 怎么会有关系呢? I hope that's okay - Yeah, why wouldn't it be okay?
没关系的 就像白米烂在锅里 I mean, it is, uh, okie - dokie artichokie
"烂在锅里?" 真的吗? - 对啦 "烂在锅里" "Artichokie?" For real? - Yes. "Artichokie"
所以你已经不生气了 So, you're not still mad about all the stuff with
对于《特务蒂蒂》和《救难小福星》 被停播的事? you know, Double - 0 Dale and Rescue Rangers getting canceled?
生气? 不会 我才不会可悲到在乎 Mad? No. I'd be pretty pathetic to care about something
那么久以前的事 from that long ago
如果你想 可以在乎一点点啦 我是在乎 可是 Oh. Okay. I mean, you can care a little if you want to. I mean, I care, but...
那你过得如何? - 你知道 东弄西弄 So, what's been up with you? - Oh, you know this, that
反正就是那么一回事 other vague things to fill the space of this conversation
你看起来没变 - 谢谢 你看起来不一样了 Okay, well, you look the same - Yeah. Thanks. And you look... different
我接受3D绘图手术也不是什么秘密 Ah! Hey, it's no secret I had the CGI surgery done
它创造了奇迹 重振了我的职业生涯 and it's done wonders rejuvenating my career
其实我今晚主演一部戏 I'm actually starring in a play tonight...
但真正火热的节目是《救难小福星》 But, man, I tell you the real hot ticket is Rescue Rangers
还有一些翻拍的传闻 还有人在脸书 There's even some buzz about a reboot. Someone started a Facebook fan page
开粉丝页之类的 - 哎呀 还有脸书粉专? for it and everything - Crikey! A Facebook fan page?
那可不是白送的 - 他想太多了 蒙弟 They don't just give those away - Oh, he's full of it, Monty
除了他 没有人想翻拍《救难小福星》 No one's talking about a Rescue Rangers reboot except for him
什么? 粉丝可是很渴望的 What? The fans are hungry for it
听着 我是来这帮忙蒙弟的 不是来听 Look, I came here to help Monty, not get caught up
某些好莱坞废话的 in some Hollywood nonsense
很高兴能重温旧梦 但我得走了 So, great to take this skip down memory lane, but I've gotta go
蒙弟 如果你真的有麻烦 你知道上哪找我 Monty, if you're really in trouble, you know how to find me
蒂蒂 你也在这啊 Dale, you were also here
章鱼哥 瑜伽熊 萨姆拉·杰克
过来帮蒙弟的 突袭我 讨论翻拍 Come over to try and help Monty, ambush me, talking about a reboot...
玩命关头宝贝版 以为他们可以无中生有变出东西 think they can squeeze a dollar out of essentially nothing
是他先退出节目的 He's the one that quit the show in the first place
不拍节目我也没关系 梅莉·史翠普是窈窕奶爸 I've been fine without it
垃圾 全是垃圾 春丽签名 It's garbage. Total garbage
这就是最好连朋友都别交的原因 That's why it's better to not even have friends
蝙蝠侠对决ET
好吧 这部看起来不错 Okay, yeah, that one looks pretty good
超怪的 - 不知道他在说什么 So weird, I mean...
没错 大伙 今晚演出后 要不要一起出去? It's, like, "What are you talking about?"
舞台右侧 舞台左侧 Totally. Hey, guys, you wanna hang after the show tonight?
我知道有个地方芝心披萨很好吃 I know a great place for cheesy - crust pizza
抱歉 但我们有其它计划了 懂吧? Oh, um, I'm sorry, man, but we got other plans, you know?
对 Yeah
这个要被挖苦的表演嘉宾想交朋友呢 I think the ironic guest performer wants to be friends
我是蒂蒂 请说 Go for Dale
ET原谅蝙蝠 E.T. forgive Bat
好吧 Fine
对啦 最好会有这种事 Yeah, right. Like that would happen
未知来电 - 喂 - 我是蒂蒂 别挂 Hello - Hey, it's Dale. Don't hang up
我刚接到警察的电话 说蒙弟被绑架了 Look, I just got a call from the police and Monty's been kidnapped
什么? 真的假的? - 对 太扯了 What? Are you serious? - Yeah, it's crazy
警察想要我们做笔录 The cops want a statement from us
因为我们是最后和他谈话的人 since we were the last people he talked to
我要回去他的公寓 I'm gonna head back to his apartment
我在那和你碰头 好吗? I'll meet you there, okay?
国际大楼
奇奇 你来了 - 当然 来吧 Chip, you're here - Of course. Come on
可怜的蒙弟 Poor Monty
蟾蜍 把这个送去实验室 你们是受害者的朋友? Toad, take this to the lab. You're the friends of the victim?
你们有什么可以告诉我的? 有什么敌人或是威胁吗? You got anything for me? Any known enemies or threats?
有 其实蒙弟告诉我他欠山谷帮钱 Yeah, actually, Monty told me he was in debt to the Valley Gang?
他很怕被送去拍盗版 因为他也算是个明星 He was afraid of being bootlegged since he was somewhat of a star
在90年代初期 in the early '90s
他演过《救难小福星》 He was on the Rescue Rangers
我们一起演出 We were on the show together
奇奇与蒂蒂? 《救难小福星》? Chip 'n Dale, Rescue Rangers?
当你需要帮助 只要呼叫 - 没听过 When you need help, just call... - Never heard of it
什么? - 都是我的错 我不该离开的 What? - This is my fault. I shouldn't have left
虽然很痛苦 但我得告诉你们 Well, it eats me up inside to have to tell you this
如果他被山谷帮带走了 我们就不知道帮不帮得上忙 but if he's been taken by the Valley Gang, I doubt we can help you
我们已经努力追踪他们很多年了 We've been trying for years to track those sleaze bags
一个叫甜点·彼得的是幕后主使 A fella named Sweet Pete, runs the whole operation
而他总是领先我们一步 - 什么? and he's always one step ahead of us - What?
所以就这样? 我以为警察应该要 So, that's it? I... I thought that cops were supposed
服务和保护人民 而不是放弃并放下释怀 to serve and protect, not give up and move on
我付出任何代价对那些人渣提起诉讼 Hey! I'd give anything to make a case against those scum
甜点·彼得无恶不作 Sweet Pete's got his fingers in every illegal business
从盗版到臭干酪的各种非法业务 from bootlegging to stinky cheese
越来越有钱 而我们却看起来 像群天真的乡巴佬 getting rich while we look like we just fell off the turnip truck
完成了 长官 - 天啊 All done, sir
你吓死我了 史特克勒 - 抱歉 长官 Oh! You scared the beans out of me, Steckler. Sorry, sir
我搜索了周边 没有线索 - 当然没有了 怎么会有呢? I searched the perimeter. No clues - Yeah, of course not. Why would there be?
一个月内六个卡通人物失踪 毫无线索 Six missing toons in a month and not one clue
或许我们该去问问邻居? Well, maybe we should check in with the neighbors?
看有没有人看见什么? - 哦 你这么想吗? See if anyone saw anything? - Oh, yeah. You think?
不如你把真正的警探工作 交给我 好吗? Why don't you just leave the real detective work to me, okay?
是 抱歉 长官 Sheesh - Right. Sorry, sir
队长 媒体在外面等你发表声明 Chief, the press are outside waiting for a statement
我背后有没有东西? - 有的 长官 Do I have anything on my back? - Yes, sir
看起来像是一个大富翁棋子 和奥哈拉警官 It looks like a Monopoly game piece and Officer O'Hara
警官 就不能让我的衬衫 保持一天干净吗? Officer! What the... Ugh, just want one day where my shirt stays clean
好了 收拾一下 Okay, pack it up, boys
我们走 Let's go
嗨 Hey!
我是艾丽·史特克勒 你们的铁粉 - 真的吗? I'm Ellie Steckler. Uh. I am a huge fan - Really?
其实我当警探是因为 I actually became a detective because as a little girl
小时候在奥尔巴尼长大时 我立志想帮助他人 growing up in Albany, I wanted to help people
像你们一样 - 怎么可能 太荣幸了 幸会 Just like you guys - No way. We are so honored. Namaste
你知道那只不过 是文件电视节目吧? 假的 You know that was just a TV show, right? Not real
奇奇 激励就是激励 Chip, inspiration is inspiration
我听到油灰对你们说的话了 Look, I heard what Putty was saying to you guys
但我不觉得全无希望 告诉你们这些有点造反规定 But I don't think it's hopeless. I'm breaking some rules telling you this
但就我们所知 盗版的过程 but from everything that we know about bootlegging
大概会花上两天 the whole process takes about two days
也就是48个小时 - 对 问题是 That's 48 hours - Yeah - The problem is
我们不知道甜点·彼得的 盗版中心在哪 we don't know where Sweet Pete's bootlegging facility is
每次我们要申请搜查令时 都因为繁琐的程序 And every time we try to get a warrant, we get so bogged down in red tape
无功而返 that nothing happens
但如果你们能找到盗版中心 But if you guys can find that bootlegging facility
我想你们就能找到你们朋友 哇 谢谢你 也谢谢你的收看 I think you'll find your friend. Wow! Thank you, and thank you again for watching the show
这对我们意义重大 - 你真恶心 It really means a lot - You are gross
保持联络 - 你最棒了 I'll be in touch - You're amazing!
怎样? - 你听到她说的了 What? - You heard her
我们应该自己去找蒙弟 - 开什么玩笑 We should go find Monty ourselves - Are you kidding?
才没有 还有谁更适合去救蒙弟? - 每个人 真的 No! Who better to rescue Monty? - Uh, literally anyone
因为就我所知 只有一个犯罪打击小组 Cause from where I am standing, there's only one crime - fighting team
能解决这个案子 我会打给阿洁和小拉链 that can solve this case. I'll call Gadget and Zipper
别打扰他们 我们当侦探的能力 No, don't bother them. We're as much real detectives
和史酷比一伙差不多 - 正是如此 所以我们才得试试 as the Scooby - Doo gang - Exactly. That's why we have to try
不要 什么? No! What?
奇奇 蒙弟打给我们两个求助 Chip, Monty called both of us looking for help
但我们让他失望了 我们不能让他 and we let him down. We can't just let him rot
在某个海外工作室 拍烂电影到死 in some overseas studio, being forced to make bad movies
如果他要拍烂片 他也应该在这跟我一起拍 If he's gonna make bad movies, he should be making them here with me
好啦 就算我们要帮他 我们也毫无头绪 Okay, even if we were going to help
我们连自己要 we have no idea where to start. We don't even know what we're...
干酪 Cheese
好了 听着 Uh. Okay. Hey, listen
兄弟 如果你钱不够之类的 Buddy, If you're low on cash or something
我可以请你吃个干净美味的三明治 - 有了 I can buy you a nice, clean sandwich - Okay. Aha!
找到了 稍早我把这个丢出来的 Here it is! I threw this out when I came over earlier
"比欧森干酪店 主大街3344号" "Bjornson's Cheese Shop. 3344, Main Street"
你刚找到线索了吗? 你真的嗅出了一条线索呢 Um. Did you just find a clue? You literally just sniffed out a clue!
我们去干酪店 看能找到哪些 Look, we can go to the cheese shop. See what we can find out
秘密工厂与甜点·彼得的信息 about this secret facility and Sweet Pete
然后再交给那个女警 就这么多 then pass it along to the officer lady, but that's all we're gonna do
所以你的意思是救难福星回来了? So, you're saying the Rescue Rangers are back?
不 因为根本没有 救难福星这回事 结案 No, because there's no such thing as Rescue Rangers. Case closed
案子? - 不 这不是案子 "Case?" - No, this is not a case
因为我们不是真的侦探 - 但你确实说了案子 好耶 because we're not real detectives - Oh ho ho! But you did say case. Yes!
有事吗? - 抱歉 我只是太开心看到你了 奇奇与蒂蒂 再度连手 Can I help you? - Sorry. I'm just happy to see you. Chip 'n Dale, together again
好吧 Yeah. Okay
奇奇与蒂蒂 救难福星 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale! Rescue Rangers
奇奇与蒂蒂 - 别再唱了 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale! - Stop singing the song
你知道他们有做花栗鼠尺寸的车吧? You know they make chipmunk - sized cars, right?
但人的东西是最好的 只要稍做维修 Duh. But human stuff is the best
它就会回到它的辉煌岁月 A little work done on her, and she'll be back to her glory days
小心一点 Hey, watch out!
你知道什么是隐喻吗 蒂蒂? Do you know what a metaphor is, Dale?
如果你要说这辆车是个 If you're about to say this car is a metaphor
关于我的某个隐喻 你可以停了 for something about me, you can stop
因为我不知道隐喻是什么 Because, no, I don't know what a metaphor is
听着 如我们要要解决 "蒙弟失踪案" Look, if we're gonna solve... - "The Case of the Missing Monty"
暂定的名称 欢迎提供想法 That's just a placeholder name. Open to any ideas
我们就得携手合作 - 我们没有携手合作 We're gonna have to work together - We are not working together
你真好笑 奇奇 You're funny, Chip
好了 我们快到了 靠边停 Okay, we're getting close. Pull up over there
请把礼帽和拐杖留在车里 And leave the top hat and cane in the car, please
你怎么知道的? Whoa! How did you know that?
贵宾蒙克 - 因为你就是这样 - 好啦 小心 Cause you're you - All right. Heads - up
要得到别人的尊重 没有比 穿得像个商业 "磁铁" 更好的办法了 Well... there's no faster way to gain someone's respect than to dress like an important business magnet
你是说商业 "大亨?" You mean business "magnate?"
我相信我了解自己的角色 奇奇 而他们会戴礼帽 逆向 Uh. I think I know my own character, Chip, and he wears a top hat
这个地方很阴暗 你确定这里是安全的吗? Ah, this place is pretty shady. Are we sure it's safe?
不 因为在主大街 No. Because nothing's safe...
没什么是安全的 on Main Street
看起来挺不错的 跟我想象的不一样 Oh, wow. It seems kinda nice. It's not what I pictured
相信我 比你想的更糟 这里有一群卡通人物 美式电玩城 Trust me, it's worse. It's a bunch of cartoons trading
利用他们健康的公众形象 让警察远离这里 on their wholesome public image to keep the cops away
然后给你最脏乱 死气沉沉 And bring you the slimiest backwater bazaar
来自瓜达拉哈拉那边的违禁品市集 of contraband this side of Guadalajara
你确定? 那只狗在吹泡泡呢 You sure about that? That dog's blowing bubbles
你们好 Hello!
这里没有一样东西是正派的 Nothing, and I mean nothing is sacred in this part of town
好吃的面包 Bread for sale, bread for sale
大家都喜欢好吃的面包 - 那家伙卖不会被追踪到的武器 Everyone loves bread for sale - That guy, he sells untraceable weapons
用力擦给男人亮晶晶的鞋子 Scoot, scoot A shiny shoe makes the man
亮晶晶的鞋子 现在有个计划 A shiny shoe, now there's a plan
卖被盗的社会安全号码 Stolen social security numbers
玫瑰是一种 Roses are a way
让女孩子觉得漂亮的方式 - 不用了 谢谢你 小朋友 To make a girl feel pretty... - No, thanks, kid
布偶战斗 - 你怎么知道这些的? Muppet fights - Okay, why do you know all this?
有时当我钱不够时 我会把毛皮卖给那家假发店 Well, sometimes when I'm low on cash, I sell my fur to that wig shop
棒极了 Hey. Far out
比欧森干酪店
到了 这就是我们要找的人 - 又臭又黏 It's a stinky, it's a gooey - Ah, here - It's a stinky, it's a gooey... - I think this is our guy
我以做交易为生 所以让我来谈吧 I make deals for a living. So, just let me do the talking
收到 我支援 - 不用你支援 我来就行 Ten - four. Got your back - No, you don't have my back. I got this
嗨 比欧森先生 你有干酪卖吗? Hi, Mr. Bjornson. Do you have any cheese for sale?
我有没有干酪卖? Oh, do I have cheese?
我看看 我们有明斯特干酪 豪达干酪 布里干酪 Let's see, we've got the Muenster, the Gouda, the Brie
你有没有臭干酪? Do you have any "stinky cheese?"
你是警察? Are you cops?
不 我们只是想买些臭干酪 No! No. We just wanna buy some stinky cheese
越臭越好 The stinkier, the better
好吧 快进来 All right, come on. Get in
耶 真爽 - 再来一些 拜托 Oh, yeah - Oh, so good - More, please. More, please
啾 Choo! Choo!
不能再试吃了 莱斯特 这里不是31冰淇淋 Hey, no more free samples, Lester. This isn't Baskin Robbins
所以你们想要干酪? 我有个小系列可以让你们 So, you want stinky cheese?
嗨到爆 I got smell lines that'll take you through the ceiling
嗨到爆? 听起来你有些高质量的货嘛 "Through the ceiling," huh? Seems like you offer a quality product
不过在我们详谈之前 帮我个忙 看看这张照片 But hey, before we get into all that, do me a favor. Take a look at this photo
救难福星蒙弟 这是我的朋友蒙弟 It's a friend of mine named Monterey Jack
也是个干酪的名字 Which is also the name of a cheese
继续说 - 好 Continue - Right
我们认为他被关在某个仓库 如果你知道些什么 我确定 So, we think he's being held in a warehouse somewhere. If you know anything
能让你的消息物有所值 I'm sure we could make it worth your while
像是 免费的汽车或船保险如何? Like, what would you say to some complementary RV or boat insurance?
我什么都不知道 不买干酪就滚蛋 Nah, I don't know nothin'. Now, either buy some cheese or get out
好吧 Oh, okay. Um...
或许我们该走了 从没有人用 这个下人如此不敬的语气对我说话 Well, perhaps we should, with the disrespectful tone this felted clodhopper takes, why, I never!
你在干嘛? - 我是个重要的商业 "磁铁" What are you doing? - I am an important business magnet
我的大生意能轻松吸引其他人 I shall have no trouble attracting other suitors
因为那就是 "磁铁" 的作用 for my gigantic deal because that's what magnets do
能吸引生意 They attract business
不对 你们两个绝对是警察 滚 No, you two are definitely cops. You're out of here
等一下 这里已经失控了 我们不是警察 Okay, hold on. This is getting out of hand
我们是演员 We are not cops - We're actors!
其实一直是我们 奇奇与蒂蒂啊 It's been us, Chip 'n Dale, the whole time
有意思 我老板甜点·彼得很喜欢演员 Huh. Interesting. My boss, Sweet Pete, he loves actors
谁不爱呢? - 我认为你们应该见见他 Ah, yeah. Who doesn't? - You know, I think you should meet him
是吗? 与甜点·彼得见面? Really? Meeting Sweet Pete, huh?
看来我刚把我们 从俱乐部外面带进贵宾室了 Looks like I just took us from outside the club to the VIP room
哇 这个贵宾室棒极了 我吓坏了 老兄 Wow! This VIP room is incredible! I'm freaking out, dude
那边是兔子杰茜卡吗? 只是问问 因为我被 Is that Jessica Rabbit over there? I'm only asking because I'm zip tied
紧紧绑在货车车厢里 - 你这什么态度? in the back of a truck! - Whoa! What's with the attitude?
因为你的计划 我们正要被踢出门 We were about to get kicked out with your plan
多亏了我精湛的即兴演出 现在我们要去见甜点·彼得了 and now, thanks to my sweet improv, we're going to see Sweet Pete
你真的疯了 Oh, you're insane
是吗? - 当然 Am I? - Of course
所以你宁可放弃? - 不是 So, you'd rather just give up? - No!
你只想等 - 你应该让我来带头 You wanna just wait around... - You should've just let me take the lead!
嘿 等一下 Hey! Hold on a second!
听听我们多可爱? 这种化学效应不会无故发生 How adorable are we? Chemistry like this doesn't just happen
显然我们应该要翻拍啊 This has got reboot written all over it
认真吗? 我现在应该在家的 Ugh. Are you serious? I should be home right now
蜜莉可能担心疯了 到处乱尿 Millie is probably worried sick and peeing all over the place
你在跟某人约会? 她听起来挺好的 Oh, are you seeing someone? She sounds... nice
她是只狗 蜜莉是狗 - 她没那么糟啦 She's a dog. Millie is a dog - Ah, I'm sure she's not that bad
什么? 不 她不是 What? No, she's...
我们到了 We're here
这个地方看起来很怪 Whoa. This place looks weird
我们在哪啊? Where are we?
好吧 Okay
我想我们到了那个山谷 I think we're in the Valley
怪诞谷 - 什么? The Uncanny Valley - The what?
记得2000年初那种动画风格吗? Do you remember that weird animation style in the early 2000s
一切看起来很真 但看起来都不太对劲 where everything looked real, but nothing looked right?
啊 那超诡异的 Oh, yeah. That stuff was creepy
我想他们最后就来到这了 Well, I think this is where they ended up
过来 这边 阿拉米达 Come on. This way
信箱
什么事? - 我有东西要给甜点·彼得 What? - I got something for Sweet Pete
比欧森送的小礼物 - 好 放在那 A little gift from Bjornson - Okay, leave it there
祝你们好运 傻蛋 Good luck, dummies
阿拉米达再造中心 Blend, Cheese, Curd, Blend...
你们是谁? 他在跟我们说话吗? Who are you? - Is he talking to us?
我看不出来 他有《北极特快车》那种眼睛 I can't tell. He's got those Polar Express eyes
你在跟我们说话吗? - 当然 我说了 你们是谁? Uh. Are you talking to us? - Obviously, I said, "Who are you?"
好吧 但平心而论 看起来你像是 Well, right. But in fairness, it looks like you're talking
在和那扇窗说话 - 才不 其实看起来像 to that window - No, it actually looks like
我正看着你 - 好吧 I'm looking right at you - Okay
看着我的眼睛正对着你的眼睛 Look at my eyes, looking right at your eyes
是哦 - 先生 听着 Yeah - Okay. Listen, sir
知道吗? 过来 Actually, you know what? Get... Here, just...
下来 把你的脚从我的嘴里拿开 Get off me! Get your foot out of my mouth
嗨 看得到我吗? 我们只是想和甜点·彼得谈谈 Hey, there! Can you see me? Hi! We just wanna talk to Sweet Pete
好 跟我来 Okay, follow me!
我在想他们是不是把蒙弟关在这 I wonder if they're keeping Monty in here
只有一个办法知道 There's only one way to find out
这是你们的盗版中心还是什么? So, is this your secret bootlegging facility or what?
得了吧 - 什么? 你在说什么啊? Come on! - What? No! What are you talking about?
这是甜点·彼得的正当生意 This is Sweet Pete's legit business
这里处理卖不出去的旧货 It's for old merchandise that never got sold
旧货? - 对 比如说 Old merchandise? - Yeah, like for example
你记得史瑞克沐浴乳吗? 没错 没人要卖 卖不出去 you remember Shrek body wash? - Uh... - Exactly. No one does. It didn't sell
所以甜点·彼得买了这些库存 That's why Sweet Pete bought all the inventory
将它们熔化成有用的零件 这家伙很有生意眼光 and melts it down for its useful parts. The guy has a real eye for business
我真希望有他那种眼光 I wish I could see what he sees
我很确定你可以买到矫正镜片之类的 好痛 干嘛? I'm sure there's corrective lenses or something you could get. Ow. What?
甜点·彼得的行动厕所
所以他把玩具 "便" 成了玩具零件 So, he turns the toys into toy - lets
哇 我看了这么多年都没想到这个梗 Wow! That's been staring at me for years, and I never pieced it together
到了 Here we are!
哈喽 Hello!
彼得潘? - 对 Peter Pan? - Yup!
舞台和银幕明星 但你可以叫我甜点·彼得 Star of stage and screen, but you can call me Sweet Pete
你看起来很 - 老? 秃? 像悲伤的动物园猩猩? Oh, you look... - Old? Bald? Sad like a zoo gorilla?
什么? 不像动物园的大猩猩啦 - 别担心 What? No. Not like a zoo gorilla - Don't worry
我什么评语都听过了 吉米 请解开我们的客人 You can't say nothing to me I haven't heard already. Jimmy, please. Untie our guests
奇奇与蒂蒂耶 你们介意我边散步边说吗? Chip and Dale! Wow! You mind if I walk while we talk?
穿不下我以前的衣服了 得要多走路运动 Not fitting into the old costume like I used to. Need to get my steps in
嘿 我也有一个 Hey! I've got one of those
我们应该加个好友 互相勉励 We should link accounts and help motivate each other
好 我猜你们是来谈蒙弟的事 Right. So, I'm guessing you two are here to talk about Monterey Jack
对 没错 - 我一直很喜欢蒙弟 Oh. Yeah, actually we are - You know, I always liked Monty
发生的事太令人遗憾了 太多干酪 太少面包 It's a shame what happened. Too much cheese. Not enough bread
甜点·彼得先生 Listen, Mr. Sweet Pete... Mr. Pete
不论蒙弟欠你多少 我们都愿意还 We'd be willing to pay whatever Monty owes you
你可以放过他吗? 就这一次? if you could give him a break? Just this once?
放过他? 在我还小的时候 Hmm. "Give him a break?" You know, I got my big break
有人好好地 "放过" 了我 我演出了全世界最重要的电影 演永远不长大的男孩彼得潘 when I was just a kid. I got cast in the biggest movie in the world, as the boy who wouldn't grow up, Peter Pan
我一生从没那么高兴过 I'd never been so happy in my entire life
然后我长大了 他们就将我弃之敝屣 Then I got older, and they threw me away like I was nothing
这个圈子就是这么残酷 This business can be so tough
说得对 You said it
男孩们去的地方 我害怕 绝望又孤独 I was scared, desperate, and all alone
所以我决心夺回权力 拍自己的盗版电影 So, I decided to take the power back and make my own bootleg movie!
我将它命名为 "飞行的卧室男孩" 飞行的卧室男孩第二集 I called it "Flying Bedroom Boy"
猜猜怎着? 成功了 我赚了很多钱 And guess what? It worked! I made lots of money
于是我招募其他卡通人物 演了更多电影 《美女与被诅咒的狗人》 《快乐的鬼孩子》 So, I recruited other toons, to star in more movies
最后 《意大利面狗》 现在我经营自己的盗版电影工作室 有权决定谁主演 and bang - a - rang, now I run my own bootleg movie studio
谁被丢进垃圾桶 where I get to decide who's a star, and who gets thrown in the trash!
你们两个来到不属于你们的地方闲晃 And now, you two come poking around where you don't belong
询问关于你们失踪友人的下落 asking questions about your missing friend
但我不容许这种事 这样的 "放过" 如何? And I can't have that. So, how's this for a break?
我想是时候翻拍奇奇与蒂蒂了 I'm thinking it's time for a Chip 'n Dale reboot
吉米 - 你们 跟我来 Jimmy... - You, come with me
我们死定了 - 快逃 Yup, we're dead - Run!
走 Go, go, go, go, go!
快捉住他们 - 我在努力 Just grab them already! - I'm trying!
快点 预备? 跳 Come on! Ready? Jump!
那是我的私人厕所 Hey! That's my personal bathroom
快找出路 - 嘿 Look for a way out of here!
没有 - 快出来 Hey! - Uh... No - Come out here! - No
哈 只有一条路了 奇奇 - 开门 不要 太恶心了 Aha! There's only one way, Chip - No! That's disgusting
吉米 我来 Jimmy, I got them!
这是我们唯一的机会 及时行乐 It's our only chance. Live a little!
及时行乐? 你好像很兴奋 Live a little? You seem excited about this!
别不要啊 快点 奇奇 水温刚好 Don't... No... Aw... - Come on, Chip, the water's fine!
该死 好吧 Aw. Dang it! - Come on! No!
生日快乐 - 嘿 O... okay
生日快乐 Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you - Happy birth...
不 我受够了 No, no! I'm done
你最好祈祷他们无法活着离开那里 You better pray they don't make it out of there alive
不 - 撑住 Whoa! No! No! - Whoa! Hold on!
小心 Watch out!
我讨厌这样 - 天啊 Hate this! Hate this! - Oh, God!
我大概该接这个电话 - 什么? I should probably get this! - What?
可能是我的纪经人戴夫·莫里纳里 - 是哦 再告诉我他说了些什么 It could be my agent, Dave Bolinari! - Oh, cool! Let me know what he says!
喂 什么事? 意大利面就好 Hello! What? Oh, yeah, spaghetti's fine!
我也爱你 老妈 我经纪人超怪的 Love you too, Mom! My agent is so weird
抓住点什么 Try to grab something!
拉 - 不 Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull! - No! No!
那里 板网球 There! The paddleball!
预备? 跳 Ready? Jump!
抓紧了 Hold on!
乐高悲惨世界
蒂蒂? 喂? Dale? Hello?
蒂蒂? Dale?
不 蒂蒂? Oh, no. Dale?
拜托 别开这种玩笑 Come on, don't, uh, don't prank me like this
我应该要 - 怎么啦? I should've... - What's up?
现在不要 蒂蒂 Not now, Dale
蒂蒂 你还活着 怎么会? Dale! You're alive! But how?
我叫蒙克 蒂蒂蒙克 The name's Munk. Dale Munk
《特务蒂蒂》 当然了 Ugh. Double - 0 Dale, of course
奇奇 你哭了 你真的很爱我 Chip, you were crying. You really do love me!
什么? 才没有 你才哭了 What? No! I... You were crying! - Aw!
可以别 - 小奇奇我也爱你 Can we... - Chippy, Chippy, I love you too!
别太把自己当回事 大难后我太激动了 Don't make it about you. I was traumatized!
别再说了 好吗? - 好吧 Aw - Just leave it alone, okay?
我们浪费了一整天 Okay, fine. Well, that whole day was a big waste!
我们什么都没查到 除了 We didn't learn anything of value except for that
甜点·彼得和我戴一样的计步器 Sweet Pete wears the same step tracker that I do
等一下 这种计步器 会记录你去过的每个地方吗? Wait, those step trackers, do they keep track of everywhere you go?
会啊 我知道是因为我喜欢 跑一个屁股的形状 Yeah, I know because I like to map my runs in the shape of a butt
我不敢相信自己这么说 但我们得去找艾丽谈 I can't believe I'm saying this, but we need to go talk to Ellie
然后我就要回家了 And then, I'm going home!
好 但拜托别告诉她屁股的事 Okay, but please just don't tell her about the butt thing
我没办法保证 I can't promise that
但你认为她会觉得好笑吗? Do you think she'll think it's funny, though?
谢啦 Thanks!
如果我们能拿到甜点·彼得的计步器 So, if we could get ahold of Sweet Pete's step tracker
我们就能交叉比对他去过的地方 与我们知道他去的地方 we could cross reference where he's been, with where we know he goes!
对 然后不重叠之处 一定就是他的秘密工厂 Right! And whatever doesn't overlap has got to be his secret facility!
没错 我们拿到计步器 就能追踪找到蒙弟 Exactly! We get the step tracker, and we can trace it to find Monty
奇奇 你真是天才 - 所以你们有什么计划? Chip, you're a genius! - So, what's the plan?
你们要怎么拿到 甜点·彼得的计步器? How are you guys gonna get Sweet Pete's step tracker?
你们? 等等 我们拿到你需要的信息了 "You guys?" Hold on. We got you the info you needed
现在 要靠你这位专业人士抓住坏人 Now, it's up to you, the professional, to actually, you know, get the bad guy
救出我们的朋友蒙弟吧? - 没那么简单 and save our friend Monty? - It's not as simple as that
我们需要搜查令 需要合理的理由 不知道你们有没有注意到 We need warrants, we need probable cause, and I don't know if you guys noticed
队长并不太重视我的意见 but the captain doesn't really value my opinion too much
什么? 他疯了吧 没有 我真的搞砸了 What? He's crazy! - No, I really screwed up
去年佩佩猪失踪时 我被假线索骗了 Last year, when Peppa Pig went missing
我率领整个小队突袭了 I fell for a bogus tip, and made the whole squad
尼克儿童台摄影棚 raid Nickelodeon Junior Studios
那里的卡通人物反击回来 And the toons fought back
汪汪队攻击了韩德森警佐 Paw Patrol attacked Sergeant Henderson
医生说他再也无法生育 The doctors say he'll never have kids
感谢你分享这个蠢毙了的故事 Huh, thank you for sharing that absolutely bonkers story
我想我有我们正需要的东西 别动 I think I have exactly what we need! Don't move
先生女士们 请看 犯罪实验室 Ladies and gentlemen. Behold! The crime lab!
蒂蒂
迪斯尼游行烟花 易燃
任天堂游戏主机
《大众机械》杂志 小洁的招牌福星机
什么? 太夸张了 What? This is crazy
很不赖吧? 我们可能需要的 所有伪装与小工具都有 Pretty sweet, right? All the disguises and gadgets we could ever need
等一下 这是《救难小福星》全集吗? Wait, is this like every episode of Rescue Rangers ever?
没错 - 你竟然全都有 Yes, it is - You've got them all
"不包括猫舍" "Catteries Not Included"
"从火车上扔下木乃伊" "肮脏烂尿布" "Throw Mummy from the Train," "Dirty Rotten Diapers"
那你最喜欢哪一集? Okay, so what's your favorite episode?
我选不出来 太难了 Ooh, I... I can't pick one. That's too hard!
我真的很意外你把这些都留下来了 I'm honestly surprised you kept all this stuff
那时我以为你不在乎节目了 I didn't think you cared about the show back then
什么? 我当然在乎 What? Of course I did
不 当然了 No. Yeah, of course
这个布满大头针的大地图是什么? What's this huge map with all the pins in it?
那个吗? 很酷的 Oh, that? It's actually very cool
这是所有遇害者的埋藏地点吗? Oh, no. Is this where all the victims are buried?
你又在闹我了 You're messing with me again!
其实它显示了1991年在美国各地 《救难小福星》的收视率 It actually shows Rescue Rangers' ratings in every US market in 1991
科罗拉多 堪萨斯密苏里 阿肯色
你可能还记得 那是我们最成功的一年 which, as you may recall, was our most successful year
艾丽 你不是说你是奥尔巴尼人? Hey, Ellie, didn't you say you were from Albany?
土生土长 Born and raised
根据这张地图 纽约州奥尔巴尼 - 《救难小福星》从没在那里播过 - 对啊 Well, according to this map Rescue Rangers never aired in Albany
我奶奶她以前 会把每一集都录起来寄给我 Yeah! My grandma, she used to tape all the episodes and send them to me
奶奶最棒了 Hmm - Grandmas rule!
快来 奇奇 看看这些酷玩意 Oh, come on, Chip! Look at all this cool stuff!
像这个限量版的 《救难小福星》纪念章组合 Like this is the limited edition Rescue Rangers pog set!
这组变成真正热门收藏品 You know, this turned into a real collectible
因为有人注意到 because someone noticed that one of the clouds
蒙弟后面有朵云看来起就像欧普拉 behind Monterey Jack looked exactly like... Oprah
哇 太酷了 Wow. So cool
对吧? 很不幸 我只搜集到了12个中的11个 I know, right? Unfortunately, I only have 11 of the 12
我少了大家在一起的那个 I'm missing the main one of all of us together
那只是个旧垃圾 Ah, it's just old junk
好了 两位 甜点·彼得每周三会去俄罗斯澡堂 Okay, guys. Sweet Pete goes to the Russian bathhouse every Wednesday
我们要怎么让你们溜进去 So, how are we gonna sneak you guys in there
而不被那些坏人认出? without being recognized by all those goons?
等等 如果我们照45集来做呢? - 45集? Wait. What if we did episode 45? - Forty - five?
好主意 - 完全不知道你在说什么 That's a good idea - No idea what you're referring to
而且你有原创的主意吗? And do you have any original ideas?
还是你只会一直重用旧剧本? Or are you just constantly recycling old scripts?
拜托 第45集啊 你扮成一只老鼠来愚弄我 Oh, come on! Episode 45! You dressed up like a rat to fool me
不记得了吗? 你说 "我说的就是老鼠" You don't remember? You said, "Rats what I'm talking about"
超爆笑的 It was hilarious!
哦 不记得 Oh... Nope, no clue
艾丽 如果要这么做 我们很需要你帮忙 Ellie, if we do this, we could really use your help
我不知道 我根本不该在这的 Um. I don't know. I shouldn't even be here
拜托 艾丽 我需要你 帮忙找到我吧 Please! I need you, Ellie! Help find me!
好吧 仅次一次 - 谢啦 美女 Okay, but just this once - Oh, thanks, love!
再多烤一只虾 Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
够了 - 我知道 所以我停啦 主澡堂 Stop - No, I know, that's why I stopped, yeah?
好了 记住 你们是 来修理漏水管路的水管工 Okay, guys, remember, you're plumbers here to fix a leaky pipe
收到 这镜头有用吗? Roger that. This thing working?
乔伊的洗衣店 运作正常 我们大概有一小时 It' s working. I'd say we have about an hour
才会有人注意到这台车不见 上吧 before anyone notices this van is missing, so shake a tail
我不敢相信我们要这么做了 I can't believe we're doing this
拜托 别用你的烂纽约腔 Please, just don't do your bad New York accent
奇奇 我听到了 但那是不合理的要求 Chip, I hear you, but it's an unreasonable ask
我们来清水管的 还是你忘了? Yo! We're here to clean the pipes, or did you forget about it?
访客必须登记 洋基加油 还有热狗 贝果和披萨也是 Go Yanks! And hot dogs, bagels, and pizza!
我很惊讶那样也行 Wow. I am honestly amazed that that worked
我也是 其实那个口音害我 被《法网游龙》踢掉了 Me too! That accent actually got me fired from Law and Order
艾丽 我们进来了 - 很好 保持低调 Ellie, we're in - Good. Now, keep a low profile
找出甜点·彼得的置物柜 and go find Sweet Pete's locker
嘿 你们两个 Hey, you two!
这个饮水机可以用吗? This water fountain good?
管路够干净 能喝吗? Are the pipes clean to drink from?
比百老汇干净啊 宝贝 Oh, um... - Hey! They're cleaner than Broadway, baby
我正在工作呢 - 很好 谢谢 I'm walking here - Good. Thank you
干得好 待在水管上 别被看见 Nice work. You need to stay up on those pipes, out of sight
好的 Yup! On it
好耶 感觉真爽 Oh, yeah! That feels great, man
好恶心 - 别看了 快走 Gross! - Nope. Come on
周末孩子们跟我 但不再一样了 I get the kids on the weekends, but it's not the same
是他 Whoa. It's him
找到了 There it is
好吧 不妙了 Okay, not great
我认识你们 Hey, I know you
惨了 - 我们完了 Oh, no - We're cooked
你们是《救难小福星》 You're the Rescue Rangers
我是你们的铁粉 太好了 I am huge fanboy! - Oh, cool
你不讨厌这种尴尬的沉默吗? Don't you just hate awkward silences?
说真的 本来不尴尬的 直到你说出来 吉米 Well, to be honest, it wasn't awkward until you said that, Jimmy
现在很尴尬了 干得好 and now it is, so great job
我想你说得对 - 两位 快点 I guess that's true - Guys, come on!
站起来 进来吧 - 你们认出来了? Step right up and come on in - You are recognizing?
乐趣从这里开始 - 有吗? 等着瞧 Here's where the fun begins - Yes? Wait for it
不会吧 这是迪斯尼频道 主题曲的混音版? No way! Is this a remix of the Disney Afternoon theme song?
你自己做的? - 正是 兄弟 You made this? - You are knowing it, brother!
你们可以来一段绕舌吗? Now you do a rap on it? Yes?
不知道耶 给我和蒂蒂一分钟 兄弟 Uh - oh, I don't know! Give me one second with Dale here, bro
首先 别再鼓励这家伙 - 没错 First off, stop encouraging this guy - Totally
第二 我们不唱绕舌 - 对 Second, we are not rapping - Right
没有比老卡通人物想借唱绕舌装酷 There is nothing more pathetic than an old cartoon character
更可悲的事了 - 奇奇 我懂 trying to seem cool again by rapping! - Chip, I hear you
但我不觉得我们有选择 but I don't think we have much of a choice!
当然有选择 说到唱绕舌 Oh, there's a choice. When it comes to rapping
永远都有选择的 there's always a choice
其实 你可以先放下这个想法 - 一下就好吗? Actually, can you just hold that thought for one second?
我来了 - 我的天啊 Here I go! - Oh, geez!
我叫蒂蒂 My name is Dale...
我要来松一下啦 I'm about to kick it
哦 不 - 如同地狱 Oh, no - And I'm in hell
等一下 我要录下来 Oh, wow, hold on. I need to film this!
我来让他分心 你去拿计步器 I'll distract him. You get that step tracker
不会成功的 太危险了 - 最大的风险 It won't work. It's too risky - Well, the biggest risk
就是不冒任何风险 is not taking any risk at all. Uh!
我叫蒂蒂 我不吃鲸鱼 为什么你说我吃鲸鱼呢? My name is Dale, I don't eat whale Why would you say, that I eat whale
我不吃鲸鱼 I don't eat whale
除了蒂蒂和鲸鱼的压韵 我想不出来别的 Once you rhyme Dale with whale, you can't think of anything else
随便塞点东西让他停下来听 - 我不吃 我只吃土鸡 Just devour him! Make it stop! - Not me, no, I would just eat the tail
四号按摩室
请保持安静
再过一百万年我也不吃鲸鱼 I would never in a million years Eat whale
首先 它们濒临绝种 First of all, they're endangered
所以得好好照顾鲸鱼 - 夏威夷豆 有坚果的地方 So, you gotta take care of the whale - Macadamias. And where there's nuts
就有油脂 - 不想善待动物组织被剌激 there's oil - Don't want PETA on your tail
如果真的要吃鲸鱼 也不要太急 But if I did eat whale It wouldn't be stale
天啊 我太强了 Aha - Oh, man, I'm killing this!
你在干嘛? - 我只是在 And what are you doing? - Oh, I was a just, uh...
奇奇 接住麦克风 Aye, yo, Chip! Take the mic!
为了蒙弟 For Monty
我叫奇奇 我不是鲸鱼 Well, my name is Chip, I'm not a whale
现在我要绕舌了 太好了 And now I'm doing it, great
鸣比咚 鸣比鸣比咚咚 A zubi - zong, zubi, zubi, zubi, dong, dong
♪ Yoink - Zubi, dong, dong, dong ♪
因为他是奇奇 - 他是蒂蒂 Cause he's Chip - He's Dale
我们绝不会失败 And we'll never fail!
因为我们绝不吃鲸鱼 - 因为我们绝不吃鲸鱼 Cause neither of us Will ever eat whale
绝不 - 绝不 No, never - Ever
绝对不 - 绝对不 Never - Ever
吃鲸鱼 - 吃鲸鱼 Never eat whale - Eat whale
什么? 你怎么会知道我要说什么? Okay, what? How did you know what I was gonna say?
你怎么会知道我要说什么? 就像 How did you know what I was gonna say? It was like
专业的 - 专业的 professional - Professional
同时 摸头许愿 - 同时 摸头许愿 Same time! - Same time! - Jinx! - Jinx!
你欠我一瓶可乐 - 你欠我一瓶可乐 You owe me a non - brand specific cola! - You owe me a non - brand specific cola!
什么? 太扯了 - 什么? 太扯了 What? That was crazy! - What? That was crazy!
快来人打给金氏世界纪录 - 快来人打给金氏世界纪录 Somebody call Guinness book! - Somebody call Guinness book!
这真是不可思议 - 这真是大开眼界 This is incredible! - This is blowing my mind!
啊 没了 We lost it
砰 这是DJ赫佐格奥拉赫 带来的迪斯尼频道混音 Boom, boom. It's DJ Herzogenaurach with the Disney Afternoon remix!
刚刚真好玩 但我们得走了 Hey, this was really fun, but we actually got to get going!
他们绕舌唱得真烂 Ooh, they were very bad at rapping
嘿 鲍勃 你永远不会相信我刚遇谁了 Oh, hey, Bob! You are never going to believe who I just met
艾丽 你应该要看我们刚刚的表现 Oh, man, Ellie, you should have seen us!
棒极了 - 对吧? That was incredible! - Right?
我们就像真正的侦探 We were just like real detectives!
你用火柴找出油脂的那招 简直是天才 And that match trick you did with the oil? Genius!
但你的烂绕舌完全让他分心了 很棒 Yeah, but your bad rapping was the perfect distraction. So good!
谢了 我以为我们完了 但你大展身手 Thanks. I totally thought we were busted. But then you just fully went for it!
然后我唱了绕舌 多么令人振奋 - 你好疯 And then I rapped. What a rush! - You were crazy!
好了 全准备好了 把计步器插进去 Okay, we are all set here. Just plug that step tracker
计算机就好 - 马上做 into the computer - On it!
同步中 完成
圣佩德罗 圣佩德罗码头 找到了 Oh, San Pedro docks! Yes, we got him!
真不敢相信 我们可能真能找回蒙弟 I can't believe it. We might actually get Monty back
我们会成为英雄 - 我得感谢你让我做了这件事 We're gonna be heroes - I gotta thank you for making me do this
这感觉真好 - 我也是 我们在一起总是更棒 I mean, this feels... I feel... good - Me too! We were always better together
地点确认 现在帕特警队搭直升机过去 Location confirmed. We're sending SWAT now by chopper
到那里会合 - 遵命 长官 Meet us there - Yes, sir
帕特丽亚大街
到了 队长 Here, Captain
我应该因为你私自行动 而把你停职 史特克勒 I ought to suspend you for going behind my back, Steckler
希望这次我们不会被淘气小兵兵攻击 And I hope we don't get attacked by the Rugrats this time
准备好破门锤 Ready the battering rams!
行动 快 Let's go! Move! Move! Move!
禁止擅入 请勿靠近
垃圾处理 警察
洛城警察
没人 - 没人 Clear! - Clear!
没人 Clear!
你觉得他在哪? - 不知道 Where do you think he is? - I have no idea
洛杉矶警察
长官 Sir!
我有发现了 I think I found something
小心 别碰任何东西 Careful. Don't touch anything
小比目鱼? Flounder?
耳朵加羽毛之前与之后
七个小矮人? Sneezy?
他们都在这 They're all here
3D绘图手术后 批准新眼睛 更大点
加菲猫的小身体受不了这样的肌肉 Whoa. Garfield's little body can't take muscles like that
我们找到他们了 We found 'em
这就像我动3D绘图手术的机器 This looks like the machine I had my CG work done on
只是看起来更暴力点 Except, way more violent - looking
还是温的 他们一定才刚走 It's still warm. Must have just missed him
对 这地方令人毛骨悚然 Yeah, this place is creepy
看看能不能找到电灯开关 I'm gonna see if I can't find a light switch
等一下 不要 Wait. No, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!
看吧? 没什么好担心的 - 我猜你是对的 See? Nothing to worry about! - Heh. I guess you're right
不妙 系统启动 Uh. That's not good
老兄 你干了什么好事? - 我不是故意的 Dude! What did you do? - I didn't mean to
我只是往后踏一步就 I just... I put my leg back, my toe...
奇奇 - 按键怎么会在那? Chip! - Why is it on the floor?
蒂蒂 - 快走 Dale!
不好 小心 - 快出去 Ah, no! Watch out! - Get out of there!
不 No, no, no, no, no!
开启防护罩
救命 把我们弄出去 Help! Get us out of here!
机器会试着藉由外科手术 重新编辑你们 所以 The machine is gonna try and surgically re - edit you
努力避开吧 so, try to avoid that
永别了 艾丽 不要忘了我 Goodbye, Ellie! Always remember me!
如果我没撑过去 让蜜莉去跟你住 If we don't make it out of here alive, let Millie live with you
睡你的床 吃你的食物 and sleep on your bed, and eat your food
不要害怕用力抓她的屁股 and don't be afraid to really scratch that butt!
我们要被烤了吗? Are we about to get waffle fried?
不 我想它在 No, I think it's...
扫描他们 仿真他们 Scanning them, and rendering what they'll look like
各种动画风格的样子 in different animation styles
那也不怎么样嘛 这可能比我想得还简 Okay. That was nothing. You know, this might be easier than...
蒂蒂 - 放开我 Dale!
坚持住 Hey! Hey! - Hold on!
用力点拉 - 为什么你不会伸长? Pull harder! - Why... won't... you... stretch?
这副身体是要拿来看的 不是摸的 This body is meant to be looked at, not touched!
你要干嘛? What are you doing?
谢谢 - 快来吧 Thank you - Come on!
这就像121集 - "不可能的奇奇任务" It's like episode 121! - "Mission Chipossible!"
你说对了 - 等等 你记得? You're right - Wait, you remember?
我猜想起了一些往事吧 I guess a couple things are coming back to me
我们上吧 能差多少呢? Then let's do it. How different could it be?
差很多 可以差超多 - 预备? Very different! It can be very different - Ready?
跳 伏地 Jump! Duck!
缩腹 扔我 Pancake. Launch me!
小心 捉住你了 Heads - up! - Got you!
滑行 Slide!
你还好吗? 完整无缺吗? - 应该吧 但你不是 You okay? Are you in one piece? - Yeah, I think so. But you're not
我确定他们没事的 I'm sure they're fine
你有一只史努比的耳朵 - 拿掉它 You got a Snoopy ear! - Get it off! Get it off!
门在那 快出去 The door! Let's get out of here!
程序完成
搞什么 What the...
你们还好吗? You guys okay?
看看这些零件 Look at all these parts
不好 Oh, no
190号A
蒙弟的胡子 不 Monty's mustache - No!
他被盗版了 He's been bootlegged!
洛杉矶警察局 封锁线 请勿越线
史特克勒 Hey, Steckler
今天做得很好 我没想到你还有这样的能力 Nice work, today. I didn't think you had it in you
谢谢长官 奇奇 蒂蒂 Thank you, sir
这边 一个问题就好 - 女士们 退后 Over here. One question! Over here!
3D打脸新闻 关闭了这家工厂 3D In Your Face News. With this factory shut down
让这座城市的卡通人物 更安全的感觉如何? how does it feel to have made the city safer for toons?
行了 别烦他们 不准问问题 All right, come on. Leave them alone. No questions
过来吧 我们离开这 Come on, guys, let's get out of here
奇奇 你怎么会有史努比的耳朵? Hey, Chip, why the Snoopy ear?
油灰队长黑白新闻 Captain Putty! Captain Putty! Black and White News
为何你的背上有一团口香糖? Why is there a wad of chewing gum on your back?
少来了 好恶心 Oh, come on! Gross
这会永远黏在我身上了 Now, that's just gonna be a part of me forever
真是一团乱 Well, this is a mess
老大 我们应该出城 避一阵子风头吧? We should probably skip down for a while, huh, boss?
没有那两只花栗鼠 我们哪都不去 We're not going anywhere without those chipmunks
我还是想要翻拍他们 我们该跟踪他们吗? I still want my reboot - Should we try to follow them?
不 让他们走 我有自己跟踪人的特殊方法 Nah, let 'em go. I have my own special way of tracking people
蒂蒂的社交主页 关注
已关注
你确定每个房间都检查过了吗? 对 我确定 Are we sure that every room was checked? - Yeah. Positive
你说盗版要花48小时 我们及时达成了 You said bootlegging takes 48 hours. We made it before then
我知道 通常要那么久 那杯咖啡还是温的 I know. It usually does - And that coffee was still warm
就像他们知道我们要来 It's like they knew we were coming
我知道你们因为蒙弟而难过 Look, I know you guys are sad about Monty
但你们应该为了自己做的事而开心 but you should still feel really good about what you did back there
你们是英雄 - 我们才不是 蒙弟不见了 You guys are heroes - We are not heroes. Monty's gone
我本来很兴奋能看到 他那张又大又笨的脸 I was so excited to see his big, dopey face
洛杉矶警局
我告诉你 我们漏了什么才对 I'm telling you, we're missing something
我感觉得出来 蒂蒂 I can feel it, Dale
只是想提醒大家 今天下午我会在粉丝大会 Hey, just wanna remind you guys, I'll be at Fan Con this afternoon
帮大家签名 准备好你们的坚果喽 signing autographs. So, get those nuts ready!
嗯 - 你有什么毛病啊? Yeah... - What is wrong with you?
怎么了? 这是我的工作 What? It's my job
这是你的选择 我去倒杯咖啡 It's a choice. I'm getting some coffee
拜托 我得和粉丝们保持联系啊 Wh... Come on! I have to stay connected to the fans!
没有什么粉丝 是为了你 从来都是为了你 There are no fans. It's for you. It's always for you
为了满足你自私的自我 to feed your selfish ego
我以为你变了 但其实你没有 I thought you had changed, but you haven't changed
从《特务蒂蒂》之后 since Double - 0 Dale!
等等 所以你还在为 《特务蒂蒂》生气? Wait, so you are still mad about Double - 0 Dale?
我以为一切都 "烂在锅里" 了 I thought everything was artichokie
你离开了 蒂蒂 你让我陷入困境 在我们经历那么多以后 You left, Dale. You left me high and dry. After everything we'd been through
在我为你做了那么多以后 everything I did for you!
所以不是 "烂在锅里?" - 不是 So, we're not artichokie? - No artichokie!
从来都没有 "烂在锅里" 好吗? 我孤单一人卖保险 Nothing's ever been artichokie. Okay? I'm alone. I sell insurance
唯一的朋友是一只狗 My only friend is a dog!
那你为什么要说 "烂在锅里?" Okay, but then why did you say it was artichokie?
如果有人告诉我是 "烂在锅里" I mean, when someone tells me something's artichokie
那我就相信是 "烂在锅里" I believe it's artichokie
别再说 "烂在锅里" 了 什么事啦 老兄? Stop saying artichokie! What is it, man?
你可以从咖啡机前移开点吗? Oh, uh, if you could just scooch a bit, from the coffee?
当然可以 抱歉 Yes, yes, of course. Sorry
看到没? 这就是我不想再见到你的原因 See? This is why I didn't wanna see you anymore
虽然我的生活确实很寂寞 但至少感觉不像这样 Sure, my life is lonely, but at least I didn't feel like this!
是吗? 你也是一样 奇奇总是当老大 Oh, yeah? Well, you're the same too! Chip's always in charge!
奇奇永远是对的 不听奇奇的就滚 Chip's always right! It's Chip's way or the highway!
知道吗? 拿去 为了某些蠢理由 You know what? Here. I've been holding on to this
我一直收着这个 现在你的收藏完整了 for some stupid reason. Now, your collection is complete
救难福星 什么? What?
一直在你那? You kept this?
你知道最夸张的是什么吗? 当时 You know the crazy thing is, way back then...
我根本不想演《特务蒂蒂》 I didn't even wanna do Double - 0 Dale
什么? - 听起来很蠢 可是 What? - It's gonna sound stupid, but...
我只是想要你说你需要我 I think I just wanted you to tell me you needed me
我不只是你在学校发现 独自吃饭的某只可怜花栗鼠 That I wasn't just some pathetic chipmunk you found eating alone at school
为了某些笨原因 我想要这个纪念章 但我现在不想了 You know, I wanted this pog for some silly reason, but now I don't
拿去 现在你的收藏完整了 - 什么? 别来这套 Here, now your collection's complete - What? Don't give me that!
那正是我刚刚对你说过的话 That's the exact same thing I just said to you
什么? 才不是 我说的是笨原因 What? No, it's not. I said, "silly reason"
你说的是蠢原因 - 我不想要 You said, "stupid reason" - Well, I don't want it
我也不想 - 很好 Neither do I! - Good!
我放在地上了 - 非常好 I'm putting it on the ground - Great!
好 - 酷 Yeah - Cool
我知道 - 很棒 I know - Neat!
的确很棒 谢谢 It is neat. Thanks
你闻到了吗? Do you smell that?
我现在绝对不会喜欢 你愚蠢的放屁笑话 I'm definitely not falling for one of your dumb fart jokes right now
不是闻看看 No! No, no! Smell!
这个地方闻起来像 This whole place, it smells like...
杏仁酱加汽油 - 杏仁酱加汽油 almond butter and gasoline - Almond butter and gasoline
但那是《救难小福星》古龙水的味道 But that's the Rescue Rangers cologne
这边 This way
是从这发出来的 It's coming from in here
为何油灰的办公室会有那种味道? 油灰队长 Why would Putty's office smell like that?
蒂蒂 我们得走了 马上 Dale, we need to leave, now
怎么了? 为什么我们要逃走? What's going on? Why are we running away?
我不确定 但你和你的大红鼻子 I'm not sure, but you and your big red nose
很接近答案了 只有蒙弟一个人 are onto something. Monty was literally the only person
会用那么恶心的古龙水 - 其实我听说 to ever use that disgusting cologne - Actually, I heard it's still used
他们在拉脱维亚那个来剥离油漆 但我们当然没赚到钱 in the Latvia to strip paint, but of course, we never see a dime of that
那不是重点 油灰的办公室 充满那种臭味 投给大头蛋议员 That's not the point. Putty's office stunk of it
表示有人直接接触到蒙弟 which means someone had direct contact with Monty
我就知道油灰有鬼 - 你这么说只是因为 Oh, I knew Putty was dirty! - Oh, you're just saying that
在我们剧中出问题的总是警察队长 cause it's always the police captain in our episodes
是油灰的话就太明显了 好好想想 蒂蒂 Putty's too obvious! Think, Dale!
艾丽? 她一直都有些不太对劲 Ellie? - Something has been off about her the whole time!
自称是超级粉丝 只是为了拍我们马屁 Claiming to be a huge fan just to butter us up
她连最喜欢的一集都说不出来 She couldn't even name her favorite episode
因为她全都喜欢 - 不 是因为她从没看过任何一集 Cause she loves them all - No! 'Cause she's never seen any episodes!
她奶奶为她录下节目? 醒醒吧 "Her grandmother taped the show for her" Get real!
祖父母很不会用电子产品 事情就是这样 Grandparents are terrible at electronics. That's their whole thing!
艾丽 - 说曹操 曹操就到 - 你疯了吗? Aha! Speak of the devil!
别接 我们不知道有谁能信任 Are you crazy? Don't pick that up! We don't know who we can trust
我们需要外人的帮助 比如州长 中央情报局 联邦调查局 We need outside help, like the governor, the CIA, the FBI
我知道某个人可能帮得上忙 I know someone who might be able to help
你有一只史努比的耳朵 You got a Snoopy ear!
对 音速小丑 他的耳朵很好笑 但你能联系到联邦调查局吗? Yes, Ugly Sonic, his ear is hilarious, but do you have a contact at the FBI?
因为我们有一些 非常危险的机密信息要提供给他们 Because we have some highly dangerous and classified information for them
当然 我在联邦调查局认识很多人 Yeah, of course. I know tons of people at the FBI
我和他们一起录节目 我们真的需要你的帮助 I'm making a TV show with them - Look, we really need your help
但我们时间不多 but we don't have a lot of time
你想要我快点? 那是音速小子的事 Oh, you want me to go fast? That's Sonic's thing
音速小丑慢慢来 宝贝 Ugly Sonic goes slow, baby
所以你不帮我们? - 不帮 So, you're not gonna help us? - No, I'm not
你没有和联邦调查局一起录节目 我就知道 Ugh! You don't have a show with the FBI. I knew it! I knew it!
我还没说完 I wasn't finished
蒂蒂 我们得走了 - 稍后我在城堡看到制作人时 Dale, we need to go - I'll run it by my producer later
我再问他们的想法 - 糟了 when I see him at the Chateau - Oh, no
快点 我们可以在人群中甩掉他们 有一天你会看到的 蒂蒂 Quick, we'll lose them in the crowd - One day, you'll see, Dale
你会打开电视 一切都会真相大白 You'll turn on your television and all will be revealed
才不会 - 会的 No, it won't - Yes, it will!
让开 - 滚 Move!
别挡路 闪开 阿宅 Out of the way! Move it, nerds!
一开始 片名本来叫 "姨人" You know, originally, it was called Aunt Man
阿姨的姨 然后我的超能力就是 阿姨都会很爱我 A - U - N - T, and my superpower was being really charming to aunts
保罗·路德见面会
很棒吧? That's great, isn't it?
然后 他们改成了 - 借过 Yeah, they changed it... - Whoa! Coming through
喜欢你的作品哦 Love your work!
小心 - 乖马儿 Whoa! - Watch out! - Okay. Nice horsey, nice horsey - Whoa!
闪边 滚 Step aside. Move
他们在那 - 去捉他们 There they are - Well, go get them
捉到你了 搞什么? Gotcha! - Oh, what?
彼得 真的是你吗? 你变老了 人人难逃生老病死 孩子 Peter, is that really you? You got old - Yeah, death is coming for us all, kid
他们怎么知道我们在这? - 我猜是你在社群媒体的贴文? How do they know we're here? - I'm guessing your social media post
在警局的时候? at the police station
糟糕 Ah! Oops
是我的错 - 下面有东西 Yeah, that's my bad - Hey, there's something down there
下面什么都没有 你个笨蛋 There's nothing down there, you boob
你穿着超短裤走来走去 就会对每一缕微风都很敏感 You walk around with no pants long enough, and you start to notice every breeze
找到你了 Gotcha! Huh?
我们得要伪装之类的 进来 抓到什么就拿来用 We need a disguise or something. In here. Grab the first thing you can
搞什么? Uh... What?
来取得你的 印第安纳琼斯装备吧
是《救难小福星》 It's the Rescue Rangers!
天啊 我是你们最忠实的粉丝 - 我的天啊 Oh, my gosh! I am your biggest fan! - Oh, my God
可以在我的包上签名吗?
Cook - a - rook - a - roo!
想一些开心的事 Think happy little thoughts
我一定拉伤哪了 Definitely pulled something
你继续 我等等再赶上 You keep going, I'll catch up
给我 Hey, give me that!
是低脂的 Ugh! It's diet!
上去 老天爷 战神金刚: 宇宙的保护神 Up here. Hey!
在乌卡尔加斧头之下 你将屈服于我 By the axe of Ucarga, you will submit to me!
你在干嘛? 我抓到你了 What are you doing? I got you!
看什么看? What are you looking at?
说真的? 看你的怪眼睛 - 真的很怪 Honestly, your weird dead eyes - They are weird
超怪 Super weird
太搞笑了 So funny
见鬼了 奇奇与蒂蒂再度合体 Well, I'll be. Chip and Dale together again
没想到我会看到这一天来临 Never thought I'd see the day
回来 Get back here!
是你 - 我是巴鲁 幸会 Yo, man, it's you! - Baloo. Nice to meet you
不可能 我可以摸你的脸吗? 太幸运了吧 No way! Can I touch your face? I mean, what is going on?
快进电梯 Quick, the elevator
惨了 - 我命令你们停下来 Oh, no! I command thee to halt!
想跟我单挑? 尽管来 You want a piece of me? Be my guest
赐我神力 Berserker!
警局吗? 我这里有个 相当不守规矩的访客 Hello, 911? I have a rather unruly visitor here
出口在那 There's the exit
快 蒂蒂 快跑 Go, Dale. Go!
快点 奇奇 Come on, Chip!
快点 藏到这 Quick! Hide up here!
奇奇? Chip?
奇奇 你在哪? Chip, where are you?
兄弟 你人呢? Where are you, buddy?
完了 No. No, no, no, no, no, no!
史特克勒 我收到消息 你的小花栗鼠朋友 Hey, Steckler. I just got a tip. I think your little chipmunk friends
有麻烦了 - 我知道 长官 are in trouble - I know, sir
我现在要去展场了 - 不 情况更糟了 快点 I'm heading to the Convention Center now - No, it's worse than that. Come on
我们得快速行动 以免为时已晚 We gotta move fast before it's too late
大家都知道杰克史克林顿多年来挪用 You're gonna arrest me while Jack Skellington's been embezzling
自己慈善机构的公款 而你却要逮捕我? from his own charity for years? Everyone knows it!
犯罪现场
蒂蒂呢? Where's Dale?
他会来的 穿上你的裤子 He'll be here. Keep your pants on
我不穿裤子的 - 我注意到了 I don't wear pants - Yeah, I noticed
这没什么好骄傲的 It's not something to brag about
你想要怎么样? What do you want?
我要你别阻碍我的生意 I want you to stop messing with my business
你害一切都曝光了 现在我得转移阵地 You exposed everything, now I have to move all this stuff
从头开始 超烦的 and start over. It's super annoying
你来我办公室时 就应该让我盗版你 You should have just let me bootleg you when you came to my office
能省下我们双方一堆头疼事 Could have saved us both a ton of headaches
浸泡液 Ah!
而且 我一直都比较喜欢 《花栗鼠三重唱》 Besides, I was always more of an Alvin and the Chipmunks person
你这个怪物 You monster
别动 甜点·彼得 Freeze, Sweet Pete
不要 不如你别动吧? Nah. How about you freeze?
把枪丢了 史特克勒 Drop it, Steckler
什么? 油灰队长? - 蒂蒂说对了 What? Captain Putty? - Dale was right
太老套了 - 对啊 没什创意对吧? How clich - I know. It is a bit unoriginal, right?
甜点·彼得 记得你第一次来找我 Sweet Pete, remember when you first approached me
叫我变坏 当坏人 和你合作 to turn bad, be a bad guy, work with you
我就说 "拜托 也太好猜了" and I was like, "Come on! That's too predictable"
对 而我说什么? Yeah. And what did I say?
"如果还能用就" - "如果还能用就" "If it ain't broke..." - "If it ain't broke..."
你怎么能这样? - 我知道烂透了 How could you? - I know, I know. It's terrible
我很惭愧 但我别无选择 我妈需要做手术 I am so ashamed. But I had no choice. My mother needed an operation
她在玩手术游戏时受伤了 See, she got injured playing a game of Operation
她太靠旁边了 结果就 She got too close to the sides and, uh...
伤得很严重 she got buzzed really bad
对不起 我演不下去了 Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't do it any longer
钱 我是贪婪的蓝色小精灵 Money! I'm a greedy little Smurf
做这些全为了钱 - 真好笑 who did it for the money - Hilarious
但我骗到你们一下了 不是吗? Yeah, but I had you going there for a second, didn't I?
"嗨 我刚看到 佩佩猪去尼克儿童台摄影棚了" "Hello, I think I just saw Peppa Pig heading into Nickelodeon Jr"
那是你? It was you?
你提供假消息? You gave the fake tip
你误导了整个调查 You derailed the whole investigation and...
最糟的是 你让我怀疑自己 and worst of all, you made me doubt myself
拜托 别那么玻璃心 Oh, come on. Don't be so fragile
啊 振作点 蒂蒂 快点 Oh, wow, wow, oh, wow! Keep it together, Dale. Come on
是艾丽 等等 不行 艾丽可能是坏人 但也可能是好人 It's Ellie. Wait, no, Ellie could be bad. But she also could be good
我头好痛 真希望奇奇在这 他会知道该怎么做 Oh, my brain hurts. I wish Chip was here. He'd know what to do
喂? - 你还好吗? Hello? - Hey. You okay?
很好啊 为什么这么问? Uh, yeah, totally fine. Why do you ask?
不用担心 蒂蒂 我知道该怎么救回奇奇 You don't have to worry, Dale. I know how to get Chip back
我在盗版中心 来这跟我会面 I'm down at the bootlegging facility. Meet me here
自己一个来 And come alone
听起来非常可疑 一点都不安全 Well, that sounds super shady and not safe at all
我知道 但你得相信我 I know. But you have to trust me
蒂蒂 《当你在星星上钓鱼时》 是我最喜欢的一集 And, Dale, "When You Fish Upon A Star," that's my favorite episode
这有点深奥 为什么呢? Oh. Kind of a deep cut. Why is that your favorite?
喂? Hello? Huh
《当你在星星上钓鱼时》这集是不错 I mean, "When You Fish Upon A Star" is a good episode
但也不算很棒 but I wouldn't call it great
你为什么叫蒂蒂来? 你应该保护他的 Why did you tell Dale to come? You should have protected him
我给了他一个秘密讯息 一个密码 I gave him a secret message. A code
蒂蒂连自己的电话都记不得 要怎么破解密码? Dale forgets his own phone number. How is he gonna break a code?
听着 你们这些被科学实验室拒绝的家伙 Listen up, you rejects from a science lab
我想出这个绝妙的计划 只是为了让你们这些白痴 I didn't think of this extraordinarily brilliant plan, only to have
还是好看 - 被误导 - 真是个好节目 you idiots wreck the wrong ship - Still holds up. It's a great show
这艘船装满了无用的废物 - 专心点 蒂蒂 加油 A ship full of worthless junk! - Ah, no! Focus, Dale. Come on
艾丽给了一个讯息 但是什么呢? Ellie is sending a message, but what? - You know?
你的小朋友们做梦也想不到 你会被关在这 Your little friends would never dream of leaving you hanging here
对吧? - 好好想 蒂蒂 Would they? - All right. Think, Dale, think
阿洁被在灯笼中 灯笼使用火来提供光 Gadget is stuck in a lantern. Lanterns provide light by using fire
火真的很酷 但也很危险 Fire is really cool, but also really dangerous
有人身处险境 Someone is in a dangerous situation
就像那次我用保龄球砸到脚趾 Oh, like that time I dropped a bowling ball on my toe
艾丽有十根脚趾 而且她可能喜欢泰国菜 Ellie has ten toes and she probably likes Thai food
艾丽处境太危险 而奇奇和她在一起 Ellie is tied up and in danger, and Chip is with her
从头到尾都是油灰和甜点·彼得勾结 It was Putty working with Sweet Pete the whole time
我破解了 我来了 大伙 I cracked it. I'm coming, guys
快点 发动 Come on. Start, start, start, start!
不会吧 No. No, no, no
亲爱的 有人在车道那边耍酷 Honey, someone's doing a cool pose in the driveway
不好意思 老朋友蒂蒂 一看到你 我的心都亮了 Excuse me. Dale, old chum. The sight of you lights my heart aglow
福星们 我需要你们的帮助 Rangers, I need your help
我们爱你 但我们不能投资 你的任何独立电影 We love you, bud, but we just can't invest in any more of your independent movies
不 我不是为此而来的 我是为了很重要的事而来 What... No, I'm not here for that. I'm here for something very important
不过那个剧本挺好的 你们有读过吗? Although that script was pretty good. Did you even read it?
奇奇 我想给你一点特别待遇 Chip, I wanna do something extra special for you
你觉得你演原本的角色 How would you feel about playing your old character
但是用脚当耳朵 在尾巴的地方用狗鼻子代替如何? but with feet for ears, and a dog snout where your tail should be?
真心的回馈意见 烂主意 Okay, honest feedback, that sounds terrible
你会喜欢你的新样貌的 You're gonna like the way you look
我保证 - 你绝对逃不了的 I guarantee it - You'll never get away with this
逃不过电话推销? 我想我可以的 The Men's Wearhouse reference? Yeah, I think I will
好了 来做些改变吧 Okay, let's make some changes
Cook - a - rook - a - roo!
Whoo - hoo - hoo! Whee!
帅呆了 我很惊讶这东西真的会飞 This is awesome! I'm amazed this thing actually flies
而且你还会驾驶 And you know how to fly it
对啊 我想我真实生活中的个性 Yeah. I guess my character from the old show
与旧节目中的个性基本上一模一样 and my character in real life are basically exactly the same
我想也是 小拉链 孩子们还好吗? Yeah, I guess so. Zipper, how are the kids?
棒极了 我是说 当一个全职爸爸 Splendid. I mean, sure, being a stay - at - home dad
当然有其挑战 但这是我所能要求 has its challenges, but it's the most rewarding job
最有价值的工作 - 啊 真的是我的经纪人打来 I could ever ask for and it just...
抱歉 可以暂停一下吗? Whoa! It's actually my agent. Sorry, can you hold on for a second?
戴夫·莫里纳里 好久没联络了 Wow! Dave Bolinari. Haven't heard from you in a while
你没收到我过去七年的讯息吗? Did you not get my last seven years of messages?
蒂蒂 兄弟 真抱歉 Oh, Daley, brother, so sorry
我雇了个新助理 然我们去渡了个假 Look, I got a new assistant, and then we were off for the holidays
总之 我正在看新闻 全城都在讨论你 我们有热度 有要约 Anyways, I'm watching the news
电视小明星大发现 破获非法盗版中心 You're the talk of the town. We've got heat. We've got offers
我在想出书 翻拍 I'm thinking book deal. I'm thinking reboot
我可以再打给你吗? 现在不方便说话 Hey, actually, can I call you back? I can't talk now
什么? 但是 蒂蒂 你得搞清楚优先次序 What? But, Dale, you gotta get your priorities straight, dawg
知道吗? 有生以来我第一次觉得 You know what? I think for the first time in my life
我搞清楚了优先次序 I am getting my priorities straight
朋友比生意更重要 Friends are more important than business
蒂蒂 好兄弟 - 干得好 蒂蒂 Dale, brother - Good for you, Dale
但或许你不该把手机丢掉的 Probably shouldn't have thrown your phone, though
对 马上就后悔了 Nope. Immediately regretted it
这是个美好的一生 Well, it was a good run
才不是 我骗谁啊? - 我来看看 No, it wasn't. Who am I kidding? - Okay, let's see
屁股上装狗鼻子 Dog snout right on the butt
超爆笑的啊 奇奇根本不懂 It's hilarious. Chip doesn't know what he's talking about
阻止他 队长 你没有这么坏的 Stop him, Captain! You're better than this
我有 No, I'm not
到了 地平在线的不祥堡垒 Ah, there it is. The foreboding fortress on the horizon
亲爱的 我最喜欢你咬文嚼字了 - 谢谢你 宝贝 Oh, I love it when you talk fancy, honey - Thank you, my love
看来进去唯一的路就是从那根烟囱了 Aw - Looks like the only way in
好 试着把我对准它 is through that exhaust pipe - Okay, good. Try to line me up with it
你确定要这么做 蒂蒂? - 就跟从前一样确定 Are you sure you wanna do this, Dale? - As sure as I've ever been
但你以不断做出可怕的决定而闻名 But you're, like, known for constantly making terrible decisions
厉害吧? - 《救难小福星》 冲啊 I know, right? - Rescue Rangers, away
至少切掉那个耳朵了 Huh. At least that's gone
撑住啊 小奇奇 Whoo! Hold on, Chippy!
不 快点 - 把它修好 No! No, no, no, no. Come on! - Hey, hey. Fix that
你应该要修好它 - 谢谢你的建议 天才 You should fix it - Oh, yeah. Thanks for the input, genius
艾丽 - 蒂蒂 Ellie - Dale
你还好吗? 奇奇呢? Hey, are you okay? Where's Chip?
他还在机器里面 - 我在这 He's still in the machine - Over here
奇奇 你没事吧 - 对啊 Chip, you're okay - Yeah
你来救我们了 我从没怀疑过 兄弟 You came for us. I never doubted you, buddy
看吧? 他明白我的提示 - 当然 那么明显 See? He understood the clue - Of course, it was obvious
《当你在星星上钓鱼时》中 阿洁被出卖了 就像我们一样 In "When You Fish Upon a Star," Gadget was double - crossed. Just like us
对吧 正是如此 Right. Totally
你的解读完全不同 对吧? You had a completely different take, didn't you?
对 我的还牵扯到泰国菜 - 停下来 不然我就立刻杀了他 Yes, mine involved Thai food - Stop! Or I'll erase him right here
好 - 等等 系统故障 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay - Wait
让我们好好谈谈 - 听着 我懂你的感受 Let's talk about this - Listen, I get how you feel
事情的结果并不如你所意 对吧? Things didn't work out the way you wanted, right?
你有远大的希望与梦想 You had big hopes and dreams and, well...
但这世界有点伤了你的心 then the world just sort of breaks your heart
感觉就像只剩愤怒和孤独的情绪 And it feels like the only emotions you have left are anger and loneliness
但你并不孤单 我们都不孤单 But you're not alone. None of us are
是真的 你们两个真的是 好莱坞最差的演员 Wow. It's true. You two really are the worst actors in Hollywood
搞什么 不 Hey! What the... No!
搞什么 What the...
这东西怎么了? What is going on with this thing?
不好 No, no, no. No!
这一点都不酷 That was not cool
你还好吗? - 应该吧 Hey, are you okay? - I think so
蒂蒂 你有受伤吗? - 我很好 Dale, are you hurt? - No, I'm good
惨了 Uh - oh. Hey!
而且很臭 Ugh! And it smells too
笨玻璃 好了 我要走了 Stupid glass. Okay, I'm out
油灰要逃走了 - 我去追 Putty, he's getting away - I'm on it
我要破坏了 Huh? - I'm gonna wreck stuff
快逃 Run!
上面这 Hey, up here
你们这些笨蛋 You fools!
这是哪? - 我要蜂蜜 Where are we? - Boh Barba
蜂蜜胖熊维尼? Pooj, The Fat Honey Bear? Ugh
继续逃 Keep going!
两个字 鼠汤 Two words. Chipmunk soup
我猜他们一直都在这拍盗版电影 I guess they were making the bootleg movies here
搞什么 - 而不是在海外 the whole time - What the...
德语 Not overseas - Boy! Dorf!
德语 Ay, pechanga!
队长? Captain?
结束了 自首吧 It's all over. Just give yourself up
有人吗? Hello?
呃 呃 Oopsie daisy. Yoink, yoink
小心头 Heads - up
这让我有点头昏 Oh, that actually made me dizzy
小心 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch out
别挡路 你们这些呆子 滚开 Hey, get outta the way, you little yahoos! Move it!
这里被你们弄得乱七八糟了 You're messing things up here
借过 Coming through!
抓好 Grab on
欢迎贾里王子
你好 Yoo - hoo!
差一点 So close
搞定 Okay
字黏在我脸上了 就像橡皮泥一样 记得那是什么吗? Ah, it's stuck to my face like Silly Putty. Remember that stuff?
来做个了结吧 Let's finish this
砰 Boing!
可怜的小艾丽 你一开始就不该 Poor, sweet, little Ellie. You never should've been a cop
当警察的 in the first place
有什么遗言吗? 我听不见 没有? 好 再见 你死定了 Any last words? What? I can't hear you. No? Okay. Bye, bye, you're dead
嘿 油灰 别那么玻璃心 Hey, Putty. Don't be so fragile
不好 - 无处可逃了 我们被困住了 No! - There's nowhere to go. We're trapped
我会找到你们的 I'm gonna find you!
出来吧不管你在哪 Come out, come out, wherever you are
情况很糟 奇奇快点动脑啊 This is bad. Come on. Use that big old brain of yours, Chip, think
就是这个 That's it
325集 - 325集 Episode 325 - Episode 325
拿去 对肥猫有用 打我 - 不 这次换你打我 Here. It worked on Fat Cat. Hit me - No. This time you hit me
你确定? - 对 快点 Are you sure? - Yeah. Come on
快来 打吧 - 好 我来了 Get right under it. Now, do it - Okay, here I go
真不敢相信我们以前每周这样打你 I can't believe we used to do this to you every week
别这样 鸟咧? Come on, where are they?
未知来电
拜托 哈罗德 现在才半夜 Oh, come on, Harold. It's the middle of the night
别理它 - 我们经历过这种事 艾琳 Just ignore it - We've been through this, Eileen
这是我的工作 现在不要惹我 It's my job. Do not ruffle me right now
没用 你得再打我一次 - 好 It didn't work. You gotta hit me again - All right
找到了 There you are
玩够了 换我 来吧 用力打 Enough playing around. My turn. Here, give it a good whack
情况越来越怪了 Oh! Okay. Things are getting weird
不妙啦 This isn't good
小鸟 过来 Birds. Come here!
快走 Go! Go! Go!
搞什么 What the...
快到了 Almost there
再见了 奇奇与蒂蒂 Goodbye, Chip 'n Dale
联邦调查局 Huh? - This is the FBI
你已经被包围了 好耶 音速小丑 We've got you surrounded - Yeah. Ugly Sonic!
接招 Take that!
快点 蒂蒂 - 按下去 - 搞定 Go, go, go, go. Come on, Dale. Hit it - Got it!
好耶 - 太棒了 Yeah! - Yes!
看吧 我说过我有节目的 蒂蒂 See! I told you I had a show, Dale
笨牙齿 我咬到了自己的舌头 Ow! Stupid teeth, I think I just bit my tongue
我们是全世界最聪明的花栗鼠 Whoo! We're the smartest chipmunks on the planet
你以为你能打败我们? You thought you could beat us? - Ha!
你不知道我们是谁吗? Don't you know who we are?
奇奇与蒂蒂 - 奇奇与蒂蒂 Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale - Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale
救难福星 Rescue Rangers - Rescue Rangers
奇奇与蒂蒂 - 奇奇与蒂蒂 Chi... Chi... Ch... Chip and Dale - Chi... Chi... Ch... Chip and Dale
有危险就找他们 - 有危险就找他们 When there's danger - When there's danger
只要有他们在 - 只要有他们在 No, no, it never fails - It never fails
绝对不会失败 - 绝对不会失败 Once they're involved - Once they're involved
无论什么困难都能解决 Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
奇奇与蒂蒂 救难福星 Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
不 No!
趴下 趴在地上 - 好了 你们抓到我了 Down! Get down on the ground! - All right, all right, Calm down
蒂蒂? - 我趴下了 Dale?
蒂蒂 少来了 别闹我 D... Dale, come on. Don't mess with me
拜托 这次别想 Come on. Not this time, man
我知道你在整我 我不会上第二次当 I know you're just pranking me. I'm not falling for this twice. Come on
蒂蒂? Dale?
你知道 我们小时候 我在食堂遇见你的那个早晨 You... you know, the morning I met you, when we were just kids at the cafeteria...
我没告诉过你 但我求我妈让我待在家里 不去学校 I never told you this, but I begged my mom to let me stay home from school
因为我一个朋友都没有 because I didn't have any friends
你是个好孩子 奇奇 CHIP' - You're a great kid, Chip
记得 最大的风险就是不冒任何风险 Remember, the biggest risk is not taking any risk at all
你会交到朋友的 我保证 You'll find a friend. I promise
我好害怕 好孤独 不知所措 I was so scared and alone. And I was lost
就像你一样 蒂蒂 Just like you, Dale
我需要你更胜于你需要我 And I needed you more than you needed me
嘿 介意我坐这吗? Hey. Mind if I sit?
这些年来 我让你觉得像配角 All these years, I... I let you feel like you were second banana
是因为我想感觉自己像主角 because I wanted to feel like first banana
没有你 我什么都不是 I was nothing without you
所以那天晚上在拖车里 当你告诉我 So that night when... In the trailer when... when you told me
《特务蒂蒂》那件事的时候 我应该向你坦白 about Double - 0 Dale, I... I just should have told you that
我不该那么对待你的 I shouldn't have treated you that way
对不起 蒂蒂 I'm sorry, Dale
真的吗? - 蒂蒂 Really? - Dale!
但你怎么 - 这个太特别了 舍不得丢 But how'd you... - This thing's too special to throw away
那个纪念章压扁我的鼻子了 - 效果很好 Ow! That pog smashed my nose - That worked out well
你救了我的命 You saved my life - Eh
你也会为我做同样的事 You'd do the same for me
等一下 Wait. Hold on a second
如果他们一直在这拍盗版电影 If they were filming the bootleg movies here
你不觉得 you don't think...
蒙弟 - 蒙弟 Monty! - Monty!
好了 慢一点 - 你看到他了吗? Whoa. Okay, okay. Slow down - Do you see him?
蒙弟? - 没看到他 Monty? I don't see him
蒙弟? Monty?
兄弟们 - 蒙弟 Mates! - Oh, Monty!
我们以为失去你了 - 谢天谢地 We thought we lost you - Oh, thank goodness
你们没放弃过我 - 当然不会 You never gave up on me - Of course not
我们从不放弃朋友 - 他们对你做了什么? We'd never give up on friends - Oh, what did they do to you?
奇仔 他们把我小飞象化了 Ah, Chipper. They Dumbo'd me
不用担心 我认识一个人 能修复那对耳朵 没问题 Don't worry. I've got a guy that'll fix those ears, no problem
谢谢 蒂蒂 Oh, thank you, Dale
不会吧 那是 - 好大一对耳朵 No way. Is that... - Wow, those ears are huge
阿洁 小拉链 我一定是在做梦 Gadget, Zipper. I must be dreaming
你们相信吗? 《救难小福星》全员到齐 Can you believe it? All the Rescue Rangers together
已经好久了 很开心能见到你们 It has been a long time. It's really good to see you guys
能见到你们大家真是太好了 - 看看你们做了什么 It is wonderful to see you all - Wow, look at what you guys did
证物 你被捕了 廉价的冈比 You're under arrest
交给你们了 you low - rent Gumby. He's all yours, boys
你在这个案子表现很好 联邦调查局需要你这样的人 Nice work on this case. The FBI could use someone like you
谢了 但我想自己创立侦探社 Thanks. But I think I'd like to start my own detective agency
艾丽 过来这边 Hey, Ellie, get over here
伙伴们 来见见我们的好朋友艾丽 Gang. I'd like you to meet our dear friend, Ellie
没有她 这一切都不可能做到 None of this would have been possible without her
而结果她是 你们的粉丝 铁粉 As it turns out, she's a... - Fan. I am a huge fan
幸会 Well, nice to meet you
哈喽 - 你好 Hello - Greetings
蒂蒂 很抱歉经历这么多 才让我们重修旧好 You know, Dale, I'm sorry it took all this to get us back together
奇奇 过来 Oh, Chip. Come here
哎呀 如果我有泪腺都想哭了 Crikey. I'd cry if they didn't erase me tear ducts
人非圣贤 孰能无过 To err is human, to forgive, divine
有时我分不出来你们比较喜欢哪个 Sometimes, I can't tell what you guys like more
狂吃坚果还是逼我们抓狂 Eating nuts or driving us nuts
我一直都想这样和你们一起笑 I've always wanted to do one of these laughs with you guys
要笑多久? - 笑话越冷 笑得越久 How long does it last? - The worse the joke, the longer the laugh
那奇奇 所以我们正式合好了吗? So, Chip. Does this mean we are officially friends again?
当然 我想有些事是值得再次来过 Heh. Sure. I guess some things are worth rebooting
你说了 你想翻拍《救难小福星》 You said it. You wanna do a Rescue Rangers reboot
我没有 那不是我的意思 No, I didn. That is not what I meant
或许吧 但我得先看剧本 洛杉矶消防局 I mean, maybe. I have to see the script first
那就是答应了 你觉得我们可以 Oh, yes. That's a yes. Hey, do you think we can get
找个流行歌手来唱主题曲吗? - 对啦 like, a pop star to do the theme song? - Yeah, right
弄个超级认真的版本 就算每个人都只想听原版? Like a super serious version, even though everyone just wants to hear the original
正是如此 Yes! That exactly
♪ Sometimes ♪
欢迎回归 蒙弟
♪ Some crimes Go slipping through the cracks ♪
♪ But these two gumshoes ♪
盗版? 艾丽·史特克勒 私人调查员
♪ Are picking up the slack ♪
♪ There's no case too big No case too small ♪
When you need help just call - Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers - Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger - No, no, it never fails
♪ Once they're involved Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved ♪
♪ Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale ♪
长大的男孩讲述他的故事 疯狂的战斗
Fresh prints, not since - Fresh prints, not since
♪ Watson and Mr. Holmes ♪
Have two minds - Two minds
《玛蒂尔达满载而归》《雷达潘》 《维尼胖熊》
So fine - So fine
《傻傻的象宝》
♪ Looked under every stone ♪
♪ When you need some help To save the day ♪
《救难小福星》
They're never far away - Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers - Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger - No, no, it never fails
"姨人是不可抗拒的" 《姨人》 《救难小福星》 重启后取得了巨大的票房
♪ Once they're involved Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved ♪
评论家们问道 谁在乎呢?
♪ Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale ♪
志摩里苏的汗水 橡树的香味
♪ Grey skies, it's trouble Bad guys see double ♪
DJ赫佐格奥拉赫 合作 奇奇与蒂蒂
♪ When they're around ♪
♪ The chips are never down ♪
迪士尼的战斗狂欢节
Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale - Rescue Rangers
Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale - When there's danger
♪ No, no, it never fails Once they're involved ♪
双 蒂蒂 无人驾驶飞行员
♪ Somehow whatever's wrong Gets solved ♪
♪ Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale ♪
《救难小福星》
先生女士们 欢迎救难小福星 Ladies and gentlemen, the Rescue Rangers!
嘘 下台 我们要飞天德 狡猾飞天德 Boo! Hiss! We want Darkwing! We want Darkwing!
跟我一起说 我们要飞天德 Say it with me! We want Darkwing!
真是乱七八糟 What a load of malarkey