1 00:00:00,651 --> 00:00:02,084 - ♪ LIFE GOES ON 2 00:00:02,119 --> 00:00:04,519 ♪ AND SO DO WE 3 00:00:04,555 --> 00:00:08,824 ♪ JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY ♪ 4 00:00:08,859 --> 00:00:13,028 ♪ SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND ♪ 5 00:00:13,063 --> 00:00:16,431 ♪ THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE ♪ 6 00:00:16,467 --> 00:00:22,137 ♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE FOR ANYTHING THAT YOU NEED ♪ 7 00:00:22,172 --> 00:00:24,206 ♪ RAIN OR SHINE 8 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:26,408 ♪ I'LL BE THE ONE 9 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:31,379 ♪ TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON ♪ 10 00:00:31,415 --> 00:00:34,649 ♪ WE SHARE IT ALL 11 00:00:34,685 --> 00:00:39,254 ♪ AS LIFE GOES ON 12 00:00:54,285 --> 00:00:56,525 - DADDY. - OH, UH, THANK YOU, DEAR. 13 00:00:57,055 --> 00:00:58,232 - AHEM. 14 00:00:58,491 --> 00:01:00,604 BRAN BITS? - [shudders] NO. NO. 15 00:01:02,794 --> 00:01:04,827 - OKAY, MORE FOR ME. 16 00:01:07,365 --> 00:01:09,899 - OHH, THAT ONE-HOUR MARTINIZER'S WAS MOBBED. 17 00:01:09,934 --> 00:01:12,535 I TRIED TO GET FASTER SERVICE BUY TELLING HIM I KNEW MARTIN. 18 00:01:12,570 --> 00:01:14,070 DIDN'T WORK. 19 00:01:15,540 --> 00:01:17,204 HERE'S YOUR SUIT FOR THE BANQUET TOMORROW, DADDY. 20 00:01:17,235 --> 00:01:18,281 - THANK YOU, BABY. 21 00:01:18,321 --> 00:01:19,446 - BANQUET? WHAT BANQUET? 22 00:01:19,477 --> 00:01:20,943 - THE ANNUAL MEDICAL CENTER AWARDS. 23 00:01:20,979 --> 00:01:23,729 - OH, SO WE'RE TALKING A LOT OF YOUNG, HANDSOME DOCTORS. 24 00:01:23,748 --> 00:01:25,414 DADDY, WHAT WILL I WEAR? 25 00:01:25,450 --> 00:01:27,049 - NOTHING. 26 00:01:28,853 --> 00:01:31,420 - A LITTLE DESPERATE, BUT OKAY. 27 00:01:31,456 --> 00:01:33,356 - NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE NOT INVITED. 28 00:01:33,391 --> 00:01:35,324 IT'S A MORALE BOOSTER FOR THE STAFF ONLY. 29 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,760 - HI, ALL! 30 00:01:37,796 --> 00:01:40,363 WESTONS, I NEED A FAVOR. 31 00:01:40,398 --> 00:01:42,899 CAN I BE BURIED WITH YOU GUYS? 32 00:01:44,469 --> 00:01:46,636 - CHARLEY, EXCUSE ME, BUT A FAVOR IS, 33 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:48,371 "CAN I BORROW YOUR HEDGE CLIPPERS?" 34 00:01:48,406 --> 00:01:50,840 "CAN I BE BURIED WITH YOU?" NOT A FAVOR. 35 00:01:50,875 --> 00:01:53,810 - I ALREADY HAVE YOUR HEDGE CLIPPERS. 36 00:01:53,845 --> 00:01:56,078 IT'S MY MORTALITY THAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 37 00:01:56,114 --> 00:01:58,481 I WENT TO MY FRIEND GINO'S FUNERAL YESTERDAY, 38 00:01:58,516 --> 00:02:01,017 AND IT REALLY STARTED ME THINKING. 39 00:02:01,052 --> 00:02:02,118 - WELL, I'M SORRY, CHARLEY. 40 00:02:02,153 --> 00:02:03,753 I'M SO SORRY YOUR FRIEND DIED. 41 00:02:03,788 --> 00:02:06,622 - YEAH. YOU GOT ANY OF THOSE LITTLE CHOCOLATE DONUTS? 42 00:02:09,418 --> 00:02:10,851 - WHO'S GINO? 43 00:02:10,886 --> 00:02:12,953 - OH, HE'S A BUDDY OF MINE FROM THE HEALTH CLUB. 44 00:02:12,988 --> 00:02:15,222 POOR GINO, THERE HE WAS THE OTHER NIGHT, 45 00:02:15,257 --> 00:02:17,491 IN THE THROWS OF PASSION, WHEN THE MIRROR OVER HIS BED 46 00:02:17,526 --> 00:02:19,727 CAME CRASHING DOWN. 47 00:02:22,398 --> 00:02:23,964 - OH, MY GOD. 48 00:02:23,999 --> 00:02:26,722 - AND TO DIE ALONE LIKE THAT. 49 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:39,269 SO I'M SITTING THERE AT THE FUNERAL, 50 00:02:39,305 --> 00:02:42,506 AND IT OCCURS TO ME, "HEY, THIS DEATH THING 51 00:02:42,541 --> 00:02:45,275 MIGHT HAPPEN TO ME." 52 00:02:45,311 --> 00:02:46,510 - NOW, DON'T WORRY, CHARLEY. 53 00:02:46,545 --> 00:02:48,012 YOU HAVE A LONG LIFE AHEAD OF YOU. 54 00:02:48,047 --> 00:02:49,380 - THAT'S WHAT GINO THOUGHT. 55 00:02:49,415 --> 00:02:51,281 I WORK ON A SHIP. I COULD DIE AT SEA LIKE THAT. 56 00:02:51,317 --> 00:02:54,866 THEY STILL HAD THAT DAMN WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST RULE. 57 00:02:55,855 --> 00:02:57,287 SO...ANYWAY, 58 00:02:57,323 --> 00:02:59,356 SINCE I DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS FOR THE AFTERLIFE, 59 00:02:59,392 --> 00:03:01,725 I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD BUNK WITH YOU GUYS. 60 00:03:01,761 --> 00:03:03,661 - CHARLEY, IT'S JUST NOT APPROPRIATE, 61 00:03:03,696 --> 00:03:05,596 EVEN BETWEEN THE BEST OF FRIENDS. 62 00:03:05,631 --> 00:03:08,165 SO THE ANSWER'S GOTTA BE NO. DEFINITELY NO. 63 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,734 - ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS 64 00:03:10,770 --> 00:03:11,902 WRITTEN ON MY TOMBSTONE: 65 00:03:11,937 --> 00:03:14,071 "HERE LIES CHARLEY DIETZ, 66 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:15,839 "LET DOWN BY HIS FRIENDS, 67 00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:17,975 IN HIS MOMENT OF NEETS." 68 00:03:20,246 --> 00:03:21,578 HEY, I'M WORKING ON IT. 69 00:03:21,614 --> 00:03:23,914 IT'S NOT LIKE THIS THING IS CHISELED IN STONE. 70 00:03:31,957 --> 00:03:33,770 - YOU CALL THAT GOSSIP? 71 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,823 I GOT A BIGGER SECRET THAN THAT. 72 00:03:36,959 --> 00:03:38,696 AT THE AWARDS LUNCHEON TOMORROW, 73 00:03:38,731 --> 00:03:40,397 GUESS WHO'S A PRIME CONTENDER 74 00:03:40,433 --> 00:03:43,167 FOR THE MEDICAL CENTER HALL OF FAME? 75 00:03:43,202 --> 00:03:46,318 - DR. WESTON? - UH-HUH! 76 00:03:47,206 --> 00:03:49,406 I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF NEXT WEEK AT THIS TIME, 77 00:03:49,442 --> 00:03:50,674 HIS PICTURE'S A-HANGIN' ALONG 78 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:52,976 WITH ALL THE OTHER BIG SHOTS IN THE MAIN LOBBY, 79 00:03:53,012 --> 00:03:54,411 RIGHT BETWEEN DR. DEMPSKY 80 00:03:54,447 --> 00:03:56,701 AND THAT BIG WATER STAIN FROM HURRICANE CLYDE. 81 00:03:57,650 --> 00:04:00,250 I HAVE BEEN CALLING IN SIX YEARS WORTH OF FAVORS 82 00:04:00,286 --> 00:04:01,832 TO GET HIM ELECTED. 83 00:04:01,954 --> 00:04:03,887 OF COURSE, HE DESERVES IT. 84 00:04:04,290 --> 00:04:05,923 WEREN'T YOU ON YOUR WAY TO X-RAY? 85 00:04:05,958 --> 00:04:08,325 - OH, MR. MILLER'S LUNGS. 86 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:09,526 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 87 00:04:11,797 --> 00:04:13,497 - GOOD MORNING, LAVERNE. 88 00:04:13,532 --> 00:04:15,632 - NO TIME FOR CHITCHAT. FIRST PATIENT'S IN FIVE MINUTES, 89 00:04:15,668 --> 00:04:16,767 IN WHICH TIME YOU CAN FILL OUT 90 00:04:16,802 --> 00:04:17,968 YOUR BALLOT FOR THE AWARDS TOMORROW. 91 00:04:18,003 --> 00:04:19,587 NOW GET A-CRACKIN'. 92 00:04:20,806 --> 00:04:22,639 LAVERNE, PLEASE. THIS'LL TAKE FOREVER. 93 00:04:22,675 --> 00:04:24,041 YOU KNOW MY MIND BETTER THAN I DO. 94 00:04:24,076 --> 00:04:26,043 SO PRETEND YOU'RE ME. FILL THAT OUT. 95 00:04:26,078 --> 00:04:27,511 - I WILL NOT. 96 00:04:27,546 --> 00:04:29,313 VOTIN' IS A VERY PRIVATE THING. 97 00:04:29,348 --> 00:04:31,281 THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS COUNTRY GREAT. 98 00:04:32,813 --> 00:04:34,246 - ALL RIGHT. 99 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:37,750 - NO. 100 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:45,540 NO! 101 00:04:49,282 --> 00:04:50,548 - THERE YOU GO. 102 00:04:52,285 --> 00:04:54,652 - LAVERNE, HERE IS MY VOTE. 103 00:04:54,688 --> 00:04:56,688 YOU EXERCISE IT. DONE. 104 00:04:56,723 --> 00:04:58,523 - WE DON'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT, DR. WESTON, 105 00:04:58,558 --> 00:05:00,986 BUT THIS FEELS LIKE AN EMERGENCY. 106 00:05:01,795 --> 00:05:02,827 - WHAT? 107 00:05:02,863 --> 00:05:04,329 - DOCTOR, I'M WORRIED. 108 00:05:04,364 --> 00:05:05,430 SHE'S HARDLY EATING. 109 00:05:05,465 --> 00:05:07,665 SHE'S OBSESSED WITH SOME LITTLE BOY. 110 00:05:07,701 --> 00:05:08,800 - I'M NOT OBSESSED. 111 00:05:08,835 --> 00:05:11,035 I'M IN LOVE. 112 00:05:11,071 --> 00:05:12,937 - YOU ARE NOT. HERE. 113 00:05:12,973 --> 00:05:14,672 EAT SOMETHING. 114 00:05:14,708 --> 00:05:16,474 SHE FOLLOWS HIM HOME FROM SCHOOL EVERY DAY. 115 00:05:16,510 --> 00:05:17,876 SHE JUST SITS THERE THE CURB, 116 00:05:17,911 --> 00:05:19,978 STARING AT THIS HOUSE LIKE A ZOMBIE. 117 00:05:20,013 --> 00:05:21,479 - I DO NOT. 118 00:05:21,515 --> 00:05:24,782 SOMETIMES, I RING HIS DOORBELL AND RUN. 119 00:05:24,818 --> 00:05:28,353 - OH, WELL, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CLASSIC CASE OF LOVE SICKNESS. 120 00:05:28,388 --> 00:05:30,088 TELL ME, PHOEBE, 121 00:05:30,123 --> 00:05:32,657 IS THIS LITTLE BOY IN LOVE WITH YOU? 122 00:05:32,692 --> 00:05:35,059 - NOT YET, BUT I'M WORKING ON IT. 123 00:05:35,095 --> 00:05:37,362 - NO, PHOEBE, LOVE ONLY WORKS 124 00:05:37,397 --> 00:05:39,030 WHEN BOTH PARTIES ARE INVOLVED. 125 00:05:39,065 --> 00:05:40,365 AND BELIEVE ME, 126 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,366 IF THE DOORBELL THING 127 00:05:41,401 --> 00:05:42,967 DIDN'T SWEEP HIM OFF HIS FEET, 128 00:05:43,003 --> 00:05:44,936 I THINK YOU'RE DEALING WITH A LOX HERE. 129 00:05:44,971 --> 00:05:47,372 SO MY ADVICE IS FORGET ABOUT IT. 130 00:05:47,407 --> 00:05:48,940 LEAVE HIM ALONE. 131 00:05:48,975 --> 00:05:50,508 AND EAT SOMETHING. 132 00:05:50,544 --> 00:05:52,443 - OKAY, I'LL TRY. 133 00:05:52,479 --> 00:05:54,746 YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT NOT PUTTING PLAY-DOH UP MY NOSE. 134 00:05:54,781 --> 00:05:57,115 - YOU SEE? I KNOW ALL THAT STUFF. 135 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:58,283 THERE YOU GO. 136 00:05:58,318 --> 00:05:59,350 - THANK YOU, DR. WESTON. 137 00:05:59,386 --> 00:06:00,518 - YOU'RE WELCOME, DEAR. 138 00:06:00,554 --> 00:06:03,187 OKAY. BYE-BYE, DEAR. 139 00:06:03,223 --> 00:06:04,389 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE? 140 00:06:04,424 --> 00:06:05,723 YOU GOT PAUL PARSONS IN ROOM THREE. 141 00:06:05,759 --> 00:06:07,992 - OH, AND HERE'S YOUR COMPLETED BALLOT. 142 00:06:08,028 --> 00:06:09,460 - THANK YOU. 143 00:06:09,496 --> 00:06:11,396 OH, LAVERNE, IS IT REALLY FAIR 144 00:06:11,431 --> 00:06:14,432 FOR ME TO VOTE FOR MY OWN FLOOR FOR CLEANEST RESTROOMS? 145 00:06:14,467 --> 00:06:17,327 - WE ARE VOTING A STRAIGHT THIRD-FLOOR TICKET. 146 00:06:19,105 --> 00:06:20,138 NOW SCOOT! 147 00:06:20,173 --> 00:06:21,973 - I'M SCOOTING, I'M SCOOTING. 148 00:06:27,514 --> 00:06:30,181 - BRAN BITS? - [makes guttural noise] 149 00:06:34,521 --> 00:06:36,487 - BOY, YOU HAVEN'T LIVED 150 00:06:36,523 --> 00:06:40,086 UNTIL YOU SPENT THE DAY SHOPPING FOR A BURIAL PLOT. 151 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,894 IT'S NO USE. I'M TOO DEPRESSED. 152 00:06:42,929 --> 00:06:45,163 - TOO DEPRESSED TO EAT? CHARLEY, WHAT HAPPENED? 153 00:06:45,198 --> 00:06:47,098 - I MUST HAVE BEEN TO 20 CEMETERIES. 154 00:06:47,133 --> 00:06:49,550 THEY ALL WANT YOU TO PAY IN ADVANCE. 155 00:06:50,386 --> 00:06:53,197 WHAT A RIP-OFF. I MEAN, WHAT IF I DON'T DIE? 156 00:06:54,911 --> 00:06:56,741 - OH, CHARLEY. DON'T BE UPSET. 157 00:06:56,776 --> 00:06:59,141 OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA DIE. 158 00:07:01,043 --> 00:07:02,413 - WELL, SINCE YOU FOLKS HAVE 159 00:07:02,449 --> 00:07:04,582 SLAMMED THE MAUSOLEUM DOOR ON ME, 160 00:07:04,618 --> 00:07:06,217 I GUESS MY ONLY ALTERNATIVE 161 00:07:06,252 --> 00:07:09,087 IS TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH MY OLD PAL DREYFUSS. 162 00:07:09,122 --> 00:07:11,556 - [whimpers] 163 00:07:13,627 --> 00:07:15,526 - CHARLEY, WHAT ABOUT YOUR OWN FAMILY? 164 00:07:15,562 --> 00:07:16,828 SHOULDN'T YOU BE BURIED WITH THEM? 165 00:07:16,863 --> 00:07:19,364 - ACTUALLY, THEY WENT TO A LOT OF LEGAL TROUBLE 166 00:07:19,399 --> 00:07:22,133 TO MAKE SURE THAT CAN NEVER HAPPEN. 167 00:07:22,168 --> 00:07:24,569 - CHARLEY, WHAT WOULD MAKE YOUR FAMILY DO SUCH A THING? 168 00:07:24,604 --> 00:07:25,837 - I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT IT. 169 00:07:25,872 --> 00:07:28,211 PARAGRAPH TWO, SECTION THREE. 170 00:07:28,643 --> 00:07:30,682 HEY, FORGET ABOUT IT. FORGET I EVEN ASKED. 171 00:07:30,730 --> 00:07:32,196 I CAN TELL WHEN I'M NOT WANTED. 172 00:07:32,232 --> 00:07:34,866 DOESN'T ALWAYS TAKE A COURT ORDER. 173 00:07:37,304 --> 00:07:38,870 - DADDY, I THINK HE'S REALLY SERIOUS. 174 00:07:38,905 --> 00:07:40,138 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 175 00:07:40,173 --> 00:07:41,939 - I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD CONSIDER THIS. 176 00:07:41,975 --> 00:07:43,508 - DADDY! - WELL, HONEY, COME ON. 177 00:07:43,543 --> 00:07:45,276 I MEAN, THE MAN IS, AFTER ALL, OUR NEIGHBOR, 178 00:07:45,312 --> 00:07:47,278 A HUMAN BEING, AND A FRIEND. 179 00:07:47,314 --> 00:07:49,132 SORT OF. 180 00:07:49,983 --> 00:07:51,049 BESIDES, WHO KNOWS? 181 00:07:51,084 --> 00:07:52,283 MAYBE DYING WILL BE THE THING 182 00:07:52,319 --> 00:07:54,686 THAT FINALLY TURNS CHARLEY AROUND. 183 00:08:04,496 --> 00:08:05,902 - HOWDY. PARK IT. 184 00:08:05,932 --> 00:08:07,532 HOWDY. PARK IT. 185 00:08:09,642 --> 00:08:10,982 PERFECT TIMING. 186 00:08:11,037 --> 00:08:12,470 I'M ABOUT DONE MEETIN' AND GREETIN'. 187 00:08:12,505 --> 00:08:14,758 YOU CARE TO STEP ON THE FEEDBAG? 188 00:08:15,842 --> 00:08:18,242 - GOLLY, SHOULD WE WAIT UNTIL THEY RING THE TRIANGLE? 189 00:08:18,278 --> 00:08:19,577 - [laughs] 190 00:08:19,612 --> 00:08:22,146 [metallic dinging] 191 00:08:22,182 --> 00:08:24,382 - AHEM, WELL, THE, UH, FIRST AWARD TODAY 192 00:08:24,417 --> 00:08:27,618 GOES TO THE FLOOR WITH THE CLEANEST RESTROOM. 193 00:08:27,654 --> 00:08:29,661 AND THE WINNER IS... 194 00:08:29,989 --> 00:08:31,522 THE FIFTH FLOOR. 195 00:08:31,558 --> 00:08:33,691 [applause] 196 00:08:33,727 --> 00:08:34,692 - DAMN! 197 00:08:34,728 --> 00:08:36,736 [laughter] 198 00:08:38,431 --> 00:08:40,398 - AND THE AWARD FOR THE DOCTOR 199 00:08:40,433 --> 00:08:42,834 WHO HAS GIVEN THE MOST HOURS TO COMMUNITY SERVICE 200 00:08:42,869 --> 00:08:44,402 GOES TO... 201 00:08:44,437 --> 00:08:46,337 DR. RONALD CLARK. 202 00:08:49,109 --> 00:08:51,409 DR. CLARK DOESN'T SEEM TO BE HERE. 203 00:08:51,444 --> 00:08:54,512 I GUESS HE MUST BE OUT IN THE COMMUNITY 204 00:08:54,547 --> 00:08:56,847 DOING SOME SORT OF SERVICE. 205 00:08:58,352 --> 00:08:59,577 UM... 206 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:03,488 OUR, UH, LAST AWARD TODAY IS VERY SPECIAL. 207 00:09:03,523 --> 00:09:05,824 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THREE YEARS, 208 00:09:05,859 --> 00:09:08,760 A NEW MEMBER HAS BEEN CHOSEN FOR OUR MEDICAL CENTER 209 00:09:08,795 --> 00:09:10,095 HALL OF FAME. 210 00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:13,198 NOW, THIS HONOR IS RESERVED FOR THOSE RARE DOCTORS 211 00:09:13,233 --> 00:09:15,467 WHOSE PRACTICES ARE UNSURPASSED 212 00:09:15,502 --> 00:09:17,435 IN EFFICIENCY, WARMTH, 213 00:09:17,471 --> 00:09:19,104 AND CARING. 214 00:09:19,139 --> 00:09:21,639 AND TODAY, THAT HONOR GOES TO... 215 00:09:21,675 --> 00:09:23,108 DR. HARRY WESTON. 216 00:09:23,143 --> 00:09:24,876 [applause] 217 00:09:24,911 --> 00:09:26,011 - THAT'S YOU, DOCTOR! 218 00:09:26,046 --> 00:09:27,312 GET ON UP THERE AND MAKE A SPEECH--NOW GET! 219 00:09:27,347 --> 00:09:29,547 - OH, I'M SO... 220 00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:32,451 - MAKES ALL THAT LOBBYING WORTHWHILE. 221 00:09:33,086 --> 00:09:34,819 PLUS, IT TAKES A LITTLE BIT OF THE STING 222 00:09:34,855 --> 00:09:36,921 OUT OF THAT RESTROOM SLAP IN THE FACE. 223 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:42,660 - I-I'M, UH, I-I-I-- 224 00:09:42,696 --> 00:09:45,130 I HAD NO IDEA THAT THIS-- 225 00:09:45,165 --> 00:09:47,665 I MEAN, IT'S SUCH AN HONOR. 226 00:09:47,701 --> 00:09:48,833 I-I'M-- 227 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:51,603 WELL, I-I GUESS I'M GONNA THANK EVERYBODY. 228 00:09:51,638 --> 00:09:54,339 I'M GONNA THANK, UM, MY--MY THREE LOVELY DAUGHTERS, 229 00:09:54,374 --> 00:09:57,042 CAROL, BARBARA, AND EMILY, AND, UH... 230 00:09:57,077 --> 00:09:59,144 THEIR MOTHER, MY LATE WIFE LIBBY. 231 00:09:59,179 --> 00:10:00,145 AND, UM... 232 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:02,080 AND MY FATHER, AND-- 233 00:10:02,115 --> 00:10:05,050 AND ALL MY PATIENTS AND THEIR PARENTS. 234 00:10:05,085 --> 00:10:07,585 AND, UH, OH! UH, DREYFUSS, MY DOG. 235 00:10:07,621 --> 00:10:09,387 AND, UH... 236 00:10:09,423 --> 00:10:10,388 OH! 237 00:10:10,424 --> 00:10:13,091 HOW COULD I POSSIBLY FORGET? 238 00:10:13,126 --> 00:10:15,226 I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH TO THANK 239 00:10:15,262 --> 00:10:18,029 THE COOKS HERE AT THE... 240 00:10:18,065 --> 00:10:20,231 VEBREAK HOTEL FOR THIS WONDERFUL LUNCHEON 241 00:10:20,267 --> 00:10:21,533 YOU'VE GIVEN US HERE. 242 00:10:21,568 --> 00:10:23,168 WE DO THANK YOU SO MUCH. 243 00:10:23,203 --> 00:10:24,169 IT'S REALLY WONDERFUL. 244 00:10:24,204 --> 00:10:26,420 [applause] 245 00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:32,906 LAVERNE, LAVERNE! 246 00:10:32,945 --> 00:10:35,111 WHAT A WONDERFUL AFTERNOON! 247 00:10:35,147 --> 00:10:37,296 WERE YOU AS SURPRISED AS I WAS? 248 00:10:37,802 --> 00:10:39,094 - MORE. 249 00:10:40,352 --> 00:10:41,918 - I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT AWARD. 250 00:10:41,954 --> 00:10:43,044 ISN'T THAT GREAT? 251 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:44,230 WHERE SHOULD I PUT IT? 252 00:10:50,495 --> 00:10:53,496 - I'M NOT SURE I'M THE RIGHT PERSON TO ASK THAT. 253 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,300 - ARE YOU OKAY? 254 00:10:57,336 --> 00:10:59,369 - LET'S JUST SAY SOMETHING AT THAT LUNCHEON 255 00:10:59,404 --> 00:11:01,959 DID NOT SIT WELL WITH ME. 256 00:11:02,541 --> 00:11:04,502 PHOEBE SWENSON, ROOM ONE. 257 00:11:05,911 --> 00:11:07,196 - ALL RIGHT. 258 00:11:09,931 --> 00:11:11,982 - HI, PHOEBE, DEAR. WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? 259 00:11:12,017 --> 00:11:13,683 - I NEED A BLOOD TEST. 260 00:11:15,187 --> 00:11:16,419 - WHY? WHAT FOR? 261 00:11:16,455 --> 00:11:18,321 - DON'T TELL MY MOM, 262 00:11:18,357 --> 00:11:20,290 BUT I'M GETTING MARRIED. 263 00:11:21,893 --> 00:11:24,027 I OWE IT ALL TO YOU, DR. WESTON. 264 00:11:24,062 --> 00:11:26,429 THAT PLAYING HARD TO GET TIP REALLY PAID OFF. 265 00:11:26,465 --> 00:11:28,999 - WHAT? WHAT? WHAT PLAY HARD TO GET TIP? 266 00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:31,368 - I IGNORED HIM, JUST LIKE YOU SAID. 267 00:11:31,403 --> 00:11:33,069 AND SURE ENOUGH, HE CAME AROUND. 268 00:11:33,105 --> 00:11:35,238 NOW HE WANTS TO MARRY ME. 269 00:11:35,273 --> 00:11:36,853 WE'RE IN LOVE. 270 00:11:37,576 --> 00:11:39,843 - OH, PHOEBE, DEAR, COME ON NOW. 271 00:11:39,878 --> 00:11:41,478 YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, YOU'RE ONLY TEN YEARS OLD. 272 00:11:41,513 --> 00:11:43,613 WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW ABOUT LOVE? 273 00:11:43,649 --> 00:11:45,615 - WELL, ALL I KNOW IS THAT BEING WITH HIM 274 00:11:45,651 --> 00:11:47,417 MAKES MY HEART SMILE. 275 00:11:47,452 --> 00:11:50,754 IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A TWINKLE IN THE EYE OF GOD. 276 00:11:50,789 --> 00:11:53,023 EVEN IF WE COULD NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN, 277 00:11:53,058 --> 00:11:54,924 WE'D STILL BE HAPPY TO HAVE HAD 278 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,500 THESE FEW DAYS TOGETHER IN THE SUN. 279 00:12:03,669 --> 00:12:07,337 - I'VE HAD FEELINGS LIKE THAT MYSELF FROM TIME TO TIME. 280 00:12:07,372 --> 00:12:10,807 BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO PUT THEM INTO WORDS. 281 00:12:10,842 --> 00:12:12,108 HONEY, DEAR, LOOK, 282 00:12:12,144 --> 00:12:13,610 I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE THIS LITTLE BOY, 283 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:16,646 BUT, IT'S LIKE GOING TO THE ICE CREAM PARLOR. 284 00:12:16,682 --> 00:12:18,882 YOU ORDER VANILLA, AND IT'S GREAT. 285 00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:21,117 BUT YOU DON'T STOP AT VANILLA, BECAUSE IF YOU DID, 286 00:12:21,149 --> 00:12:23,148 YOU'D NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT STRAWBERRY 287 00:12:23,188 --> 00:12:25,355 AND BUTTERSCOTCH AND MOCHA FUDGE. 288 00:12:25,390 --> 00:12:27,524 - SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS I SHOULDN'T TIE MYSELF DOWN 289 00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:28,858 TO THE FIRST BOY I MEET. 290 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,417 - YEAH, WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER WAY OF PUT IT, SURE. 291 00:12:35,233 --> 00:12:36,599 - OKAY? - OKAY. 292 00:12:36,635 --> 00:12:38,334 - COME ON, THERE YOU-- - THANKS AGAIN, DR. WESTON. 293 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:39,436 - YOU'RE WELCOME, MY LITTLE BEAUTY. 294 00:12:39,471 --> 00:12:40,470 - BYE. - BYE. 295 00:12:40,505 --> 00:12:41,738 - BYE, LAVERNE. 296 00:12:41,773 --> 00:12:43,573 - BYE-BYE, HON. 297 00:12:43,608 --> 00:12:45,709 HERE ARE YOUR DAMN MESSAGES. 298 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,713 - LAVERNE WE HAVE BEEN WORKING TOGETHER FOR SIX YEARS, 299 00:12:49,748 --> 00:12:51,181 AND YOU CAN'T FOOL NOW. 300 00:12:51,216 --> 00:12:52,248 SOMETHING IS BOTHERING YOU, 301 00:12:52,284 --> 00:12:53,483 AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 302 00:12:53,518 --> 00:12:55,301 AND I AM SORRY. 303 00:12:56,288 --> 00:12:59,104 I'M SORRY OUR BATHROOMS WEREN'T VOTED THE CLEANEST. 304 00:13:00,592 --> 00:13:02,325 BUT FORGET ABOUT BATHROOMS, DEAR. 305 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,227 I'M IN THE HALL OF FAME! 306 00:13:04,262 --> 00:13:06,262 - WELL, LET ME BE THE FIRST TO KICK OFF 307 00:13:06,298 --> 00:13:08,665 YOUR TICKERTAPE PARADE. 308 00:13:10,569 --> 00:13:12,302 - LAVERNE, ARE YOU MAD AT ME? 309 00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:15,438 WHY? WHAT? WHAT IS IT? 310 00:13:15,474 --> 00:13:17,240 WHAT DID--YOU WERE FINE THIS MORNING. 311 00:13:17,275 --> 00:13:18,808 YOU WERE OKAY AT THE LUNCHEON. 312 00:13:18,844 --> 00:13:20,160 YOU... 313 00:13:20,846 --> 00:13:22,282 OH, MY GOD. 314 00:13:22,481 --> 00:13:24,707 OH, I FORGOT TO THANK YOU. 315 00:13:25,317 --> 00:13:28,651 OH, LAVERNE, OF ALL THE PEOPLE NOT TO THANK, 316 00:13:28,687 --> 00:13:31,092 I AM SO SORRY, I... 317 00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:33,456 WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE ME? 318 00:13:34,054 --> 00:13:35,146 - WELL... 319 00:13:36,261 --> 00:13:38,795 I GUESS EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO ONE MISTAKE. 320 00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:40,997 - WELL, THANK YOU, LAVERNE. 321 00:13:41,032 --> 00:13:43,299 - ONE HUGE, INCREDIBLY STUPID, 322 00:13:43,335 --> 00:13:45,602 INSENSITIVE MISTAKE. 323 00:13:49,441 --> 00:13:51,174 - THANK YOU, LAVERNE. 324 00:13:57,249 --> 00:14:00,150 - DADDY, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU AGREED TO THIS. 325 00:14:00,185 --> 00:14:01,951 - HONEY, CHARLEY ASKED ME IF HE COULD MAKE 326 00:14:01,987 --> 00:14:03,920 ONE FINAL PLEA ABOUT THIS BURIAL THING. 327 00:14:03,955 --> 00:14:06,389 AT LEAST WE CAN HEAR THE MAN OUT. 328 00:14:06,424 --> 00:14:08,221 - HI, EVERYBODY. 329 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,226 - CHARLEY! 330 00:14:10,262 --> 00:14:12,195 HO HO, YOU LOOK GREAT. 331 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,363 - I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO. 332 00:14:13,398 --> 00:14:14,697 I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY APPROPRIATE 333 00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:17,048 TO COME OVER IN THE SUIT I PLAN TO BE BURIED IN. 334 00:14:18,672 --> 00:14:20,603 - IT'S REALLY NICE. 335 00:14:20,639 --> 00:14:23,072 I'D GO WITH AN OPEN CASKET. 336 00:14:24,743 --> 00:14:26,743 - ALL RIGHT, CHARLEY COME ON. MAKE YOUR SPEECH. 337 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,411 - RIGHT. AHEM. 338 00:14:28,446 --> 00:14:30,814 WHEN HARRY SAID I COULD COME OVER AND TALK TO YOU, 339 00:14:30,849 --> 00:14:32,415 I ASKED MYSELF, 340 00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:35,885 WHAT ARE THE BEST REASONS FOR BEING BURIED WITH YOU, 341 00:14:35,921 --> 00:14:38,535 MY NEIGHBORS AND, I HOPE, MY FRIENDS? 342 00:14:39,409 --> 00:14:41,157 I THINK I FOUND THE ANSWERS. 343 00:14:42,941 --> 00:14:44,511 REASON NUMBER ONE. 344 00:14:45,143 --> 00:14:46,610 I LOOK GOOD. 345 00:14:50,315 --> 00:14:53,249 I'M GOING TO TURN SOME HEADS IN THE HEREAFTER. 346 00:14:55,554 --> 00:14:57,287 NUMBER TWO... 347 00:14:57,322 --> 00:14:58,655 I'VE GOT THE CELLULAR PHONE, 348 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,324 AND IF WE GET BURIED ALIVE, I'M YOUR POINT MAN. 349 00:15:02,894 --> 00:15:04,294 NUMBER THREE, 350 00:15:04,329 --> 00:15:05,996 LANDSCAPING. 351 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,565 WAVES OF BABES BRINGING PRICEY BOUQUETS 352 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,767 TO PAY RESPECT TO THE DIETZ MACHINE. 353 00:15:12,738 --> 00:15:14,838 SO, BASICALLY, IT'S A PRESTIGE THING. 354 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,374 IT'S A CURB APPEAL THING. 355 00:15:17,409 --> 00:15:19,749 IT'S THE SMART THING. 356 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:21,779 [mouthing] THANK YOU. 357 00:15:23,749 --> 00:15:26,256 - DADDY, MAY I RESPOND? 358 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,486 I DON'T ASK FOR MUCH, BUT... 359 00:15:29,521 --> 00:15:31,955 THIS WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME. 360 00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:34,229 - PROCEED. 361 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,060 - CHARLEY HAS NEVER BEEN ANYTHING 362 00:15:37,095 --> 00:15:39,329 OTHER THAN AN IRRITANT AND A DRAIN. 363 00:15:39,364 --> 00:15:40,530 WE OWE HIM NOTHING. 364 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,066 HE IS A PARASITE, HE IS A JERK, 365 00:15:43,101 --> 00:15:47,551 AND I SEE NO REASON TO INVITE THIS LOATHSOME CURSE UPON US. 366 00:15:53,645 --> 00:15:55,578 - CHARLEY, REBUTTAL? 367 00:15:59,451 --> 00:16:01,951 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE I CAN SAY. 368 00:16:01,987 --> 00:16:05,555 IT'S...PAINFUL ENOUGH BEING ALL ALONE IN THIS WORLD. 369 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:09,726 BUT THE THOUGHT OF BEING ALONE IN THAT WORLD... 370 00:16:12,464 --> 00:16:13,830 EWW. 371 00:16:16,001 --> 00:16:19,002 CHARLEY, IF YOU WANT TO BE BURIED WITH US... 372 00:16:19,037 --> 00:16:21,209 I WON'T STAND IN YOUR WAY. 373 00:16:22,074 --> 00:16:23,106 - BARBARA. 374 00:16:23,141 --> 00:16:24,673 - NO PROB. 375 00:16:25,744 --> 00:16:28,445 - CHARLEY...YOU'RE IN. 376 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,654 - [laughs] 377 00:16:29,678 --> 00:16:31,114 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 378 00:16:31,149 --> 00:16:33,727 I PROMISE YOU, YOU WON'T REGRET THIS. 379 00:16:34,186 --> 00:16:37,487 OH, COULD I BE BURIED ON TOP OF CAROL? 380 00:16:37,522 --> 00:16:39,522 - AH! NO, NO, NO! 381 00:16:39,558 --> 00:16:42,692 NO, HE DOESN'T MEAN IT. HE WAS MAKING A JOKE! 382 00:16:46,198 --> 00:16:48,398 - GOOD MORNING, LAVERNE. 383 00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:50,967 - MORNIN'. CASEY WATSON AND HIS MAMA ARE HERE. 384 00:16:51,002 --> 00:16:52,068 - OKAY, WHICH ROOM? 385 00:16:52,104 --> 00:16:53,837 - ROOM ONE, JAR HEAD. 386 00:16:56,737 --> 00:16:58,338 WHERE'D THAT COME FROM? 387 00:16:58,777 --> 00:17:01,544 MUST BE SOME LEFTOVER ANGER FROM YESTERDAY. 388 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:03,780 PAY IT NO MIND. 389 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:09,018 - HI. HI, DEAR, HOW ARE YOU? 390 00:17:09,054 --> 00:17:11,788 HI, CASEY. WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM? 391 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,823 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, DOCTOR. 392 00:17:13,859 --> 00:17:15,558 HE DOESN'T HAVE A FEVER, BUT... 393 00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:16,826 HE DIDN'T EAT HIS BREAKFAST THIS MORNING 394 00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:18,361 AND ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS SLEEP. 395 00:17:18,396 --> 00:17:20,622 - YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND? 396 00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:25,869 UH, MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE GUY TALK. 397 00:17:32,778 --> 00:17:34,611 TROUBLE AT SCHOOL? 398 00:17:34,899 --> 00:17:36,226 - NO. 399 00:17:37,082 --> 00:17:38,853 - SOME BIG KID PICKING ON YOU? 400 00:17:38,984 --> 00:17:40,489 - NO. 401 00:17:41,285 --> 00:17:43,392 IT'S MY FIANCEE, DR. WESTON. 402 00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:48,024 SOMEBODY FILLED HER HEAD WITH SOME GARBAGE ABOUT ICE CREAM, 403 00:17:48,059 --> 00:17:49,371 AND SHE DUMPED ME. 404 00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:52,595 WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD WANT TO DESTROY 405 00:17:52,631 --> 00:17:54,297 OUR PERFECT LOVE? 406 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,669 - WELL, I DON'T THINK IT'S IMPORTANT WHO IT IS. 407 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,571 BUT...THE IMPORTANT THING IS, 408 00:18:01,606 --> 00:18:03,673 WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER. 409 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,109 I MEAN, SHE'S NOT THE ONLY CHICKEN IN THE BARNYARD. 410 00:18:06,144 --> 00:18:07,811 YOU GET RIGHT BACK ON THAT HORSE. 411 00:18:07,846 --> 00:18:09,212 - HOW COME ALL YOUR LOVE METAPHORS 412 00:18:09,247 --> 00:18:11,381 INVOLVE FARM ANIMALS? 413 00:18:14,604 --> 00:18:16,219 - I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 414 00:18:16,254 --> 00:18:17,687 LISTEN, TRUST ME. 415 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,061 COME ON, TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS. 416 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,566 AND REMEMBER THIS... 417 00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:23,893 'TIS BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST, 418 00:18:23,929 --> 00:18:25,929 THAN NEVER TO HAVE LOVED AT ALL. 419 00:18:25,964 --> 00:18:27,697 - GIVE ME A BREAK. 420 00:18:30,602 --> 00:18:32,468 - COME ON, LAVERNE, LET'S GO. WHO'S NEXT? 421 00:18:32,504 --> 00:18:34,771 - WELL, THE SIMMONS BOY WAS NEXT, 422 00:18:34,806 --> 00:18:37,207 BUT...I'M AFRAID I ACCIDENTALLY REFERRED HIM 423 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,042 TO ANOTHER PEDIATRICIAN. 424 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,778 - LAVERNE, YOU ARE STILL VERY ANGRY WITH ME. 425 00:18:41,813 --> 00:18:43,658 - WELL, I DON'T MEAN TO BE. 426 00:18:43,713 --> 00:18:45,348 AND NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT SOME SPARE TIME, 427 00:18:45,383 --> 00:18:47,603 YOU MIGHT AS WELL RETURN SOME OF THESE PHONE CALLS. 428 00:18:48,587 --> 00:18:49,752 - HMM. 429 00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:53,033 OHH! 430 00:18:54,326 --> 00:18:56,759 LAVERNE, WE NEED TO TALK! 431 00:18:56,795 --> 00:18:58,194 - WELL, I DON'T LIKE THIS ANY BETTER THAN YOU DO. 432 00:18:58,230 --> 00:18:59,696 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA COME OUT OF ME NEXT. 433 00:18:59,731 --> 00:19:00,763 - WELL, WOULD IT HELP, PERHAPS, 434 00:19:00,799 --> 00:19:01,898 IF I WERE TO GIVE THE SPEECH 435 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,967 I REALLY SHOULD HAVE GIVEN AT THE BANQUET? 436 00:19:04,002 --> 00:19:05,320 - MAYBE. 437 00:19:06,004 --> 00:19:08,062 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, FINE. 438 00:19:09,263 --> 00:19:12,408 UH, OF ALL THE PEOPLE I--I WANT TO THANK, 439 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:15,812 I AM MOST GRATEFUL... TO LAVERNE TODD, 440 00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:19,188 MY NURSE AND MY-- MY DEAR FRIEND. 441 00:19:19,457 --> 00:19:22,658 WORKING BESIDE LAVERNE THESE PAST SIX YEARS 442 00:19:22,693 --> 00:19:25,995 HAD BEEN ONE OF THE GREATEST JOYS OF MY LIFE. 443 00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:29,932 SO I THANK YOU SO MUCH, LAVERNE. 444 00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:31,400 [loud crack] 445 00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:39,208 - WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME? 446 00:19:39,243 --> 00:19:41,276 I SEEM TO BE ENTIRELY OUT OF CONTROL. 447 00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:48,183 - [mutters] 448 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:52,721 - LAVERNE...LAVERNE... I THINK I'VE GOT IT. 449 00:19:52,757 --> 00:19:55,463 - WELL, GET IT OUT OF THE LADIES' ROOM. 450 00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:58,193 - OH, GOD, I-- I DON'T-- 451 00:19:58,229 --> 00:20:00,896 NO, I DON'T CARE. THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT. 452 00:20:01,887 --> 00:20:04,633 BOY, THIS PLACE IS CLEAN. 453 00:20:05,885 --> 00:20:07,202 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE WON. 454 00:20:07,238 --> 00:20:08,837 - ALL RIGHT... NOW, LAVERNE, LISTEN. 455 00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:10,072 I THINK I'M ON TO SOMETHING HERE. 456 00:20:10,107 --> 00:20:11,240 NOW, I THINK I KNOW WHY THESE THINGS 457 00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:12,875 KEEP POPPING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH 458 00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:15,077 AND OCCASIONALLY HITTING ME IN THE BACK. 459 00:20:15,112 --> 00:20:18,047 SEE, MAYBE YOU'RE NOT MAD. 460 00:20:18,082 --> 00:20:19,748 MAYBE YOU'RE HURT. 461 00:20:19,784 --> 00:20:21,650 - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 462 00:20:21,686 --> 00:20:23,619 - WELL, THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE. 463 00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:26,121 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, MAD CAN GO AWAY VERY QUICKLY. 464 00:20:26,157 --> 00:20:27,756 MAD COMES FROM IN HERE. 465 00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:30,292 AND WHEN YOU VENT MAD, IT DISAPPEARS. 466 00:20:30,327 --> 00:20:34,063 BUT HURT... HURT COMES FROM IN HERE. 467 00:20:34,098 --> 00:20:35,631 AND YOU CAN TALK ABOUT HURT FOREVER, 468 00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:38,367 BUT THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES HURT GO AWAY 469 00:20:38,402 --> 00:20:40,335 IS TIME AND FORGIVENESS. 470 00:20:40,371 --> 00:20:41,739 - GO ON. 471 00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:44,740 - WELL, I MEAN, I WOULDN'T EVER EXPECT ANYBODY ELSE 472 00:20:44,775 --> 00:20:47,176 TO GET OVER THAT KIND OF SLIGHT SO QUICKLY. 473 00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:50,549 BUT YOU...YOU'RE ALWAYS LAVERNE. 474 00:20:51,649 --> 00:20:53,048 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NEVER REALLY HAPPY. 475 00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:55,508 YOU'RE NEVER REALLY SAD. YOU'RE JUST ALWAYS LAVERNE. 476 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,253 THEN I GO AHEAD AND I DO THIS TERRIBLE THING TO YOU, 477 00:20:58,289 --> 00:21:00,789 AND I EXPECT YOU TO BE "LAVERNE." 478 00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:03,671 - BUT INSTEAD, YOU WERE... 479 00:21:03,994 --> 00:21:06,345 THELMA OR SOMEBODY. 480 00:21:08,299 --> 00:21:09,965 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE IS THAT, 481 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,266 BECAUSE YOU DON'T SHOW EMOTION, 482 00:21:11,302 --> 00:21:13,317 THAT SOMETIMES MAYBE I FORGET 483 00:21:13,889 --> 00:21:16,138 THAT YOUR FEELINGS CAN GET HURT TOO. 484 00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,038 - HUH. 485 00:21:18,342 --> 00:21:19,821 I GUESS THEY DO. 486 00:21:20,778 --> 00:21:23,496 - WELL...WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE ME? 487 00:21:24,782 --> 00:21:26,031 - MAYBE. 488 00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:27,916 - WELL, THANK YOU. 489 00:21:27,952 --> 00:21:29,051 AND I PROMISE, I'M GONNA BE 490 00:21:29,086 --> 00:21:30,452 MUCH MORE SENSITIVE IN THE FUTURE. 491 00:21:30,488 --> 00:21:32,154 - OKAY. 492 00:21:32,189 --> 00:21:33,756 I MEAN, AFTER ALL, A GIRL CAN'T GO AROUND 493 00:21:33,791 --> 00:21:35,991 FEELIN' TOO DROOPY ON HER BIRTHDAY. 494 00:21:37,194 --> 00:21:39,762 - I KNEW THAT! I KNEW THAT, LAVERNE. 495 00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:42,965 LAVERNE, BOY, HAVE I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU... 496 00:21:45,369 --> 00:21:47,035 UNDER THE POWERS VESTED IN ME 497 00:21:47,071 --> 00:21:50,139 BY THE AMERICAN MEDIAL ASSOCIATION, 498 00:21:50,174 --> 00:21:53,596 I HEREBY PRONOUNCE YOU "GOING STEADY." 499 00:21:55,079 --> 00:21:57,846 WITH NO THOUGHTS AT ALL FOR A VERY LONG, LONG TIME 500 00:21:57,882 --> 00:21:59,181 ABOUT MARRIAGE. 501 00:21:59,216 --> 00:22:00,916 - THANK YOU, DR. WESTON. 502 00:22:02,134 --> 00:22:04,119 - WELL, I GUESS, UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, 503 00:22:04,155 --> 00:22:06,088 AND WITH ADULT SUPERVISION, IT... 504 00:22:06,123 --> 00:22:08,666 WOULD BE OK IF YOU TWO GUYS WANT TO KISS. 505 00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:10,626 both: EWW! 506 00:22:10,661 --> 00:22:12,227 - HEY, HEY. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.