What The Hell! I didn't tell you to
Go! God Damn! It was him, it was You!
Aw Man!... Aint Nobody Listen to This?
Ladies! You just dented a 8100 honda supreme
I need to see your license and registration.
Brother, you okay? You cool?
10 minutes, doors open on my signals.
I'm glad you're here, Lee! I Always
feel better with you watching my back
I'm just doing my job, Mr. Ambassador
Stay close to me, Lee.
We're making history.
This is bullshit! Do You know who I am?
My family owns half of Rodeo drive!
Do you know who I am?
Detective James Carter. LAPD.
My family own half of Print Shop Boulevard.
I want a lawyer
You need personel trainer
this licence says you
weigh 180 pounds, you weigh
more than a damn car girl.
I have a Thyroid condition
Well stop eating thyroids
Look, can you just like give us warning or something?
That depends, You girls like Chinese?
Excuse me.
Carter?
Carter? Lee we are on for
tonight just picked up two
girls who wanna play hide the little asian police man
I can't talk now, I'm in the car with embassador Han.
Trust me. These girls are sushi great, we gotta hit these!
I have to go, I'm sorry.
You still mad at me aren't you?
You mad because what's happened
when we were in New York.
I don't want to talk about that.
It was 3 years ago, when you gonna let it go?
Let it go? Isabella was my girlfriend.
Lee, we are friends, man. Just come over me, one night. The Mushu is on me
Lee?
My mom said hi.
The Chinese Triads now have a half millions members,
on over one hundred country.
...before it swallow us all.
As Chairman of World Criminal Court I
have trusted my good friend, Ambassador Han
to lead the fight, against the largest
criminal organization in the world.
Ladies and gentlemen.
The Triads society is built on secrecy
Nobody knows who these men are
who control them, who leads them.
Nobody has known for 500 years.
But today I stand before you with the secret of my own.
Today I will disclose information
that effects everyone in this room.
After years of searching,
I believe I finally located the Sha Xing.
Mr. Embassador, Sha Xing does not exist.
Excuse me, who is this Sha Xing?
With all due respect, sir. I like-
Everybody down!
Call the ambulance!
Embassador down! Embassador down!
Stay with him!
Keep it and see you tonight.
The Chinese Embassador has been shot!
Chinese Embassador, move your ass! Move On! Over!
Lee!
What the Hell is he doin?
LAPD, get the hell out of the way! People Are Crazy!
Lee, I'm coming!
Don't move!
Hello, Lee.
Don't move, Kenji.
Lee, what're you waiting for? Shoot me.
Maybe this will help.
Drop the gun or I'll shoot!
I think we both know that's enough of command.
Kenji!
You see?
I know you too well.
Lee, you okay?
He almost killed your ass, why didn't you move?
I'd like for you to meet with our
dates for this evening, Marsha and Zoey.
The Fat One is yours!
How many times you want me to say it. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man, damn.
Not now.
Alright, hold in right there.
Don't say a word Carter.
You can't deal, I had none do with this.
All I did is borrowed a car and backed up Lee.
Tell him partner.
I need to see Embassador Han.
The Embassador is just on surgery.
The bullet missed his heart.
He's gonna be okay.
Captain, you have to give me back
my shield to put on this case.
I mean, one little mistake.
Take this brother off the bench
One little mistake? You handcuffed
two women and stole their car?
Is that why we have have insurance?
Everyone has an off day, Captain!
Last month You put 6 Iranians in jail for a week
You and I both know that Iranians are terrorist.
There were scientist from UCLA.
Big deal. Cuz they cure the cancer and the rats?
And doesn't mean we blow shit out.
Let me find the person who shot Embassador Han.
Relax, Carter. LAPD won't be leading this investigation.
The Embassador is my responsibility.
Then maybe you can tell me exactly how the shooter got away.
Also, the Embassador's daughter is coming to see her father right now.
Make sure nothing's happen to her!
Don't worry, captain, we will make you pround.
And try not to think about your wife leaving you.
She will come back.
Soo Yung's here? I haven't seen her since she was 10 years old.
She lives in Los Angeles now.
Let's go to the gift shop and get
her a little teddy bear.. and a bra!
Lee, I'm so glad you are here.
Detective Carter.
It's been so long. -So long. Soo Yung. So long.
How is he? -He's in the surgery.
They said he will be okay.
Soo Yung, I'm sorry.
It was my fault. I didn't get to him fast enough.
I want you both to promise me something.
I want you to find the man who did this to him.
I want you to find him because...
I don't think he will stop
until my father is dead.
Soo Yung.
I need to hear you say it.
Okay, I promise.
And so do I.
Thank you.
Soo Yung, your father was addressing a court before he was shot.
2 weeks ago, my father mailed me an envelope
He said, if anything ever happen to him, I should give it to you
Where is it?
I put it in my locker
At the Kung Fu studio, where I teach
Is at 83-47-1st street, China Town
Go home, Carter, this have nothing to do with you
I may Soo Yung, promise same with you
This is the business of Chinese
For your information I'm part Chinese now
That's right, Lee! For the last 3 year,
I study the ancient teaching of Buddha...
Earning 2 black belts in Wushu Martial arts
And every afternoon at the HongKong Massage
I'm half Chinese, baby
You half Chinese, I'm half black
I'm your brother, and I'm fly,
you down with that, Snoopy?
That don't, is it?
Sorry, you can't be black!
There's a height requirement
Go home, Carter
I can't leave you lee, now dude i'm your "Peng You"
Can't leave my brother!
Alright, listen up!
I Need everyone's attention!
I'm Detective Carter, this is Inspector Lee
We need to see Soo Yung's locker right now!
No one is allowed in the back without the master's permission
Maybe you did'nt hear me, we need to see that locker
I'm sorry
Wait, Carter!
Lee, I got this!
Hey!
Kids, listen, violence will solve nothing
as the Chinese say, all the great battles are won without fighting
Sorry! -Ok?
I don't know him!
Ok!
I tried to talk!
Now i'm gonna beat the puberty out of you
You aint see it coming... you aint see it coming!
Come on, come on
Running for your lives!
In time, you'll show some respect around here!
Carter, wait for the master!
Whoa, damn!
I'm sorry, man, I thought this is the bathroom, sorry!
Lee, I got a big problem, man!
This boy's on a steroid he's got a light bear's punch
Oh no!
Carter? Are you ok?
Lee, Lee... get him lee!
Cmon, man, Let me go I love Chinese people
Wait!
How do you say surrender in Chinese?
Okay, I'm gonna slice you up
like a Giant California Rolls
I'm sorry!
May I help you?
We'll be asking the questions, old man
Who are you?
Yu!
Not me, you!
Yes, I'm Yu
Just answer the damn question, who are you?
I have told you!
Are you dead? -No, Yu is blind
I'm not blind, you blind
That is what I just say
You just say what? -I did not say what, I say Yu
That why I asking you
And you didn't answering... -Shut up!
You! -Yes?
Not you, him! What's your name?
Mi -Yes, you!
I am Mi -His Mi! And I'm Yu
And I'm gonna whoop your old
ass, man, sick of playing game...
you, me, everybody ass around here, you...
Carter
Lee, no, lee no -Carter
Teacher, My name is Inspector Lee.
We have a key to Soo Yung's locker
Some men came her this morning, they had gun. They emptied...
her locker, I could not stop them
You must go to her at once
Why?
They said she would end up like her father
Let's go! Thank you
I don't know what the hell you feeding
him But he's too damn big -Carter, go!
Where's everyone?
I saw no damn cops
Lee?
Where's security?
They were called away
What's wrong?
Carter
Their coming for him!
What do we do?
No!
Don't move or I'll blow your ass' Jigsaw
Get back!
Who sent you?
Oh!
Don't move!
Lee, throw me a gun!
Throw me a gun!
Damn, Lee!
Lee, I thought you're on my back!
Soo Yung, one more!
Lee, I'm in trouble Need assistance!
Empty! - What?
You see, I always got your back
What the hell you give me empty gun?
I didn't know
You almost got me killed, Lee!
Who send you?
What the hell is that?
I think he's speaking French
French? What kind of China man speaks in French?
Tell him to stop playing around and stop whining
how can I tell him, I don't speak French!
No!
No! Your asian stop humiliating yourself!
Find someone here, who speak French, please
Speak in English!
This is Sister Agnes, from the chapel upstair...
she speaks fluent French, and is free to interpret for you
Sister, we appreciate you going through this
My Pleasure!
Sister Agnes, please ask who send him!
He said, you're both making a big mistake
That one day you'll beg for mercy, he also said...
What?
Please, Sister, we have to know!
There's a lot at stake
No, he use the N word
What, the N word?
You tell this little mother... -Carter!
She say that
Sister, you tell this piece of S word,
that I will personally F word him up!
Did he say negro?
He use the N word again, but this
time he mention your grandmother
You tell him, that his mama's a H
Carter!
I believe Whore spell with the "W"
Right, W, and his sister W,
and his grandmama has 2 big W...
who makes double cause you got no teeth!
You tell him I said that!
Did he say it again?
No, this time, he called this gentleman
a word that means cat and another word
that rhymes with maggot
What?
Well you tell him, his an AW
Lee, hole spell with H
I have a dictionary upstairs
Just call him an asshole!
He said you both have the marks of death, like Han and the girl
Sister, turn your back, you don't want to see this!
Who is Sha xing? and how do we find him?
Tell us right now, or I cut your
B's off, and shove em in your mouth
His B's?
His b's, Sister His hair is stinkin b's!
Tell me something now!
Lee, give me the gun, give me the gun, Lee!
Who is Sha xing?
What he say Sister?
He says shoot me!
Lee, ther'es no bullets in here
Sorry!
I'm trying to kill somebody, man!
Damn!
Ok!
You better tell me something right
now, or I send you right to heaven man!
Carter, stop! I have no more,
I'm off, I have got nothin to lose!
Carter, stop!
She almost done, forgive
me father for I have sinned!
Just wait!
What did he say?
50 Franklin D. Roosevelt, Genevieve
Thank you!
Nice working with you, Sister!
Anytime, brother!
50 FVR? -Is an address
Its a wild goose chase in Every city in
America have a street named after Roosevelt
Who's Genevieve? -I don't know!
Soo Yung, we're getting you out of here!
Why?
Its not safe for you here.
I won't leave him!
You have no choice!
Soo Yung? -Mr Reynard
I'm glad your father is ok
My people won't leave his side you have my word
Thank you!
So, let's go!
Where am I going?
We're getting out from the
safehouse, its not safe for us!
Just a few days, Soo Yung, I promise
You'll come with me, and my family to paris!
Ok!
Wait!
You made me a promise!
Don't forget!
My God!
We got assassin in custody that only speaks in French
A limo blows up on the French consulate, and the next
meeting of the world court is in Paris 2 days from now
Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Yeah!
We go to Fiji we head
out for a year,maybe change
our name, get jobs as bartenders and I'm call you Kiko!
We have to find Sha xing, before he find us!
Were going to Paris aren't we? -Yes, tonight!
Did you know, the average french
women is naked 34% for the time?
We not going there to meet women!
You have to forget about her, and let me hook you up!
Hook me up?
After what you did to Isabella?
It was an accident!
Besides, you never even slept with her
Thanks to you, it was going to happen!
But you just had to ruin it - What did I do that was so terrible?
You shoot my girlfriend, in the neck!
There's nothing else to be
said -It's not like she died,
so she's has droopy eyes, so she works at el poco loco
That was temporary, as soon as she could
blink the secret service took her back
You know what you problem is,you need to relax, have some fun...
you have too much rice in you diet and your constipated.
I never should had brought you!
Face it you need me, brother
I don't need anyone, and please don't call me brother
What is this?
Underground gentlemen's club in Paris
Couple of pass?Forget it!
Check out the address!
50 franklin D, Roosevelt
Like i said, you need me.
Excuse me, can we have one cafiltafish and some exalacs...
Excuse me, gentleman.
Would you please come with me?
What?
Just need to ask you a few questions.
Ouch! Oh my god! Damn!
This is far the worst airport I have ever been to
Now that i have your attention,
Why don't you tell me what you cops are looking for here?
I told you, man, we're on vacation.
Just checking the sights.
Gentleman, this is my city, and i am responsible with two stupid cops
come here and get their heads blown off by the triads.
Now i can't force you to leave but i can make a suggestion.
After all, i found this dirty little gun inside your jacket.
Which means you could both do 20 years in my jail.
Do we understand each other?
Excellent
It was wonderful meeting you both.
So we can go now?
This one just take a moment.
Welcome to Paris.
Oh shit
Where are you go?
50 Franklin, D. Roosevelt
No, get out!
What?
I don't drive his kind.
My kind?
American's, I don't drive Americans.
But I'm Chinese.
Yeah, but you're with him, and their the most violent people on earth.
Always starting war, always killing people.
Americans make me sick.
Look, man, we're not in the mood for this.
Me and my partnerjust just got violated by a small Frenchman.
Wearing a very large ring.
You're pathetic bunch of criminals
Always result to violence.
Always pushing around the little guy.
Hey that stuff ain't true america is not violent!
My man in America is ajoke.
You lost in Vietnam, you lost in Iraq
You can't even beat the European in basketball anymore.
The dream team is dead.
I didn't hear you man
Talk about the nba again I dare you, I double dare you.
Even you're skinny woman disgust me, Halley Berry.
Oh, hell no, there you don't go too far.
You wan't violence smelly frenchman
huh? Do you want violence? Well, you got it
Carter, Put the gun down!
Say I love America!
I love America
Please don't kill me
Sing the national anthem
Not that one, man, sing the American one
I don't know it
Wait for us here george
Hulala! Lee!
Carter, stay focus! We're looking for Genevieve
Let's split up, i take the woman.
Carter, James Carter
I know you probably dont understand the word I'm saying
But i gotta tell you, you're the most beautiful woman i ever seen in my life.
And i like to strip you down... and butter you like a slice wonder bread
And shave your arm pits, and put honey all over your naked body
And for the next two weeks pretend, I was a hungry bear
Well, James Carter, I've happen to speak 6 lauguages.
Is one of'm english?
Money play
Sir, it's a thousand euro minimum.
How much I'm short?
930 euros...
It's okay, let him play.
Thank you
I'm looking for Genevieve
Maybe i can help you.
Do you know why i hear about cops
Even when their with their woman
They can't stop thinking about getting their man
Who is Sai Xing?
See what i mean.
Come upstairs, cop I'll give you what you want.
Hit Me! - Mister, this is Baccarat!
I know that
You think i don't know baccarat when i play it?
When I was a kid, me and my friends
used staying in front the magic Johnson
they hit to play baccarat around all night long.
Now hit me.
Three king
Three king is easy hold, you have
the worst possible hand, you lose
What?
Mr Carter, it appears you have brought me luck.
I like bringing this back in bed
Excuse me
Way to go Lee! There my boy becomes a man
Why are you helping me?
Maybe I'm helping myself
How do if i find Genevieve
I see you like to get right to it
Do you know Shi Xing?
Would you like to know our secret, cop?
Yes, please.
Someone's gonna die here tonight
And it's you!
Do it, Lee
Tear that ass up!
You are a super freak -Carter
Sorry!
You got a boy friend? -Carter!
Start the truck!
Drive, fast!
Carter, look!
George, we need you to go faster, man
No, forget it
You want to kill me then go ahead, kill me
Drive faster!
Please, I'm scared
George, you watch American movies -Yeah
Okay, man, alright, listen, you're a superspy
A superspy!
Now drive this can, come on -Okay
I'm a superspy
Oh, George, go!
George, when we tell you to, hit the breaks!
NOW!
Oh my god! Lee!
Back up!
Way to go, George!
It's okay
I got this one!
Oh my leg!
Lee, help!
This is not my fight! this is not
Lee, I'm alive, my whole life flashed in front of me
In 3 years i'll be married a chinese woman,
we've 3 kids and just like you. only a little darker.
Carter -What?
Put your hands up
What you talking about? Woah!
Some people say the modern world was
invented when the French built this sewers
10 million gallons pump through every hour
A marvel that no one ever sees
Welcome to Paris, Lee
Lee, you know this clown?
Go on, Lee, tell him who i am
Don't be shy
Introduce him to your xiong di(brother)]
Xiong Di? Your brother!
He doesn't talk about me much
In fact, he's spent his whole life trying to forget me
How would it look if Hong Kong's great Inspector Lee
had a brother on the wrong side of the law?
You're not my brother anymore
Are you forgetting about Chenzhou?
Yes, i forgot
You spared my life in Los Angeles
You should have shot me in that
alley. But you didn't pull the trigger.
because you can't escape your past.
I didn't kill you because I'm not an assasin.
Let me repay the favor, Lee
I allow you to live
if you promise to leave Paris tonight.
You got the deal... thank you for showing us the sewer
...listen, that is bad ass suit, let's get the hell out of here
What about Han and his daughter?
There's nothing i can do for them.
I have no choice.
Then i have no choice.
Well I guess see stand, who want to take me to the airport?
We'll always be brothers, Lee
In this life and the next.
Tell me, Kenji, who is Shi Xing?
Some secrets are worth dying for
Hold, alright, okay
Lee, what the hell is going on?
Shit, man, it's lock!
Over here
We have to jump!
Oh, That's a sewer, man, hell no lee
No choice -I rather die
Come on!
I'm gonnal kill you, Lee!
Welcome to the hotel, how may I help you?
Its great to see you again, its been too long. -Yes, far too long sir.
Listen, I need a big suite,
two beds, two showers, a
massage therapist, some new clothes and a case of old spice
It's all your fault, how come you never tell me about Kenji?
It was none of your business.
In case you missed it man, he would trying to kill me.
I'm covered in shit, and some french cops
whoop my ass with some yellow pages man.
So don't tell me none of my business.
You're lucky,we're not in Hong Kong, phonebook is twice as big.
Why you don't tell me you have a brother man?
Oh, hell, no... lady, this damn dog has just pissed on me.
Good girl.
Do you know what I think? I think you feel sorry for this guy.
Maybe Kenji didn't get away in LA
Maybe you let em go.
The Yakuza killed his family in Tokyo.
He was sent to China when he was seven.
He was put in Ching Zhou, the orphanage where I grew up.
We kept each other alive.
You protected each other, and you still protecting him.
I call him XiongDi, he was like my brother.
And then, I left him.
- He was adopted, what choice do you have?
He ended up on the street. You could never understand.
I understand man, I got a brother
My little brother perry, we used to be
best friends. Now we don't even speak.
He think I tipped up the cops by his chicken fights in his garage.
Can you believe that? My own brother thinks i'm a snitch.
Just cause my chicken lost, In the semi-
finals. I don't even really care... -Carter
- The fight was fixed man, my bird was fighting
a chicken, that didn't make its weight.
And he still went a distance he had a lot of heart And he was delicious.
Its best if I do this on my own. This fight is personal.
Let me help you man, I'm gona tell you right
now whatever kenji is telling you it aint true
he aint your brother. - You are not my brother.
Fine, I'm not your brother.
Yes... I would like to order fried chicken
please. Oh, and some sweet potato pie. Merci
Enjoy your Mushu sir. - Thank you. -Good bye.
Oh -Hello inspector.
Mr. Reynard. -They want to kill me, me and my family
A dozen agents from the French secret police have already been murdered.
Only this last month. we're at war with the triads right here in my own city.
Who is Shi Xing?
Oh, Shi Xing, Shi Xing is not a person, its a list.
A list? -Yes, every five years, the
triad bosses come togther for an election.
And during that ceremony, they choose the men who will lead the triads.
Dragon Heads.
Yes,
13 Dragon Heads who will control the
largest criminal organization in the world.
And that 13 names, are inscribed in
the list known as Shi Xing. The list
which has been handed down and kept
secret from generation to generation.
If the names on that list, will ever to get out.
Well the secret society won't be so secret anymore.
And they will all end up in jail or dead.
And the list is somewhere in Paris?
A young lady named Generieve, has made contact with embassodor han.
And we believe she knows where it is.
I'm asking for your help, inspector.
Finish what Ambassador Han started. Get to the
girl before the triads do. and you get treasured.
I dont understand, who are you Who am I?
I am Bubbles, the new costume designer.
Has anyone seen Genevieve? - She has her own dressing room.
Wait, Bubbles, do we look ok?
No, no, no, these costumes are terrible.
Ladies please, we have work to do!
1st, I would dress the Blonde's
and then the brunnete's and finally
the hybrids, the Lord had truly bless
you all, with tremendous talents.
trust me, and some of you have, what
I like to call silver dollar potential
Lee, what are you doing here? - What are you doing here?
I found Genevieve. -So did I, they're gonna kill her.
What? -Look.
Lee, you get the lights, I'll get the girl. -Go.
Just come to me please!
You life is in danger
What the hell is going on?
- you step into that spotlight its the last step you ever gonna take
They gonna kill you right now! - Who are you
James Carter, LAPD
Sorry James, It's time for my solo
Get your hands off me!we're friends of Ambassador Han!
Taxi! -Get in
Go, go, go!
I been looking for you all day, my friend, we need to talk
Forget it, George We're not paying for any damages
Oh, no, no, no, I don't want you to pay...
I want to ask if I could drive you full time no charge
Why you want to drive us?
Today was amazing
The guns, the shooting, now I
understand what it is to be an Americans
Please, I'm begging you, let me be your driver!
Let me kill someone tonight!
You never be American ok? -I'll drink this shit all day if I have to
Just give a chance
Alright, fine, get us to the plaza fast
You got it, boss
Hold on!
So you think, she stole this Shi xing list from the triads?
only one way to find out
You think what I'm thinking?
We need her to talk! Get her relaxed!
Maybe open up some wine from the mini bar
Maybe we should put on a dirty movie
Lee!
Only 9.95!
This is our chance to find Shaxing!
I'm going in!
What's wrong with you?
Wait, let me go with you! - Something's a man has do on his own
You ok?
Kenji, must have figured out what I have done?
I'm as good as dead!
You stole the list didn't you you try to sell it to Han?
You don't get it!
I'm one of them!
And If I'm dead, you're dead!
Hey!
We're safe, no one knows we're here, just relax!
No one is safe
I'm marked!
Trust me!
Why should I trust you?
As the Chinese say...
What does that mean?
A donkeys lips will not get on a horses mouth.
I'm not sure I know how to apply this
Well, I was, just thinking..
You have nice lips, that's all
You saved my life today, thank you, Carter!
Oh, please, call me james or stallion
No one saved me in a long time!
How can I repay you?
you have 20 Bucks
How bout ten?
james! What?
I'm bad, I'm bad too! - I'm a bad girl - Haleluya
Oh yeah thats it baby, oh yeah bite that ear!
punish that ear! Do what you wanna do!
My nipples are sensitive be careful dear I
never been with American before -Neither have I
I feel so safe with you
Do you want me?
Oh yeah?
I'm going to bathroom, make myself
more comfortable, you need some matches?
Don't move, I'll be right back!
Hello, room service?
- Send me a bottle of Honey and some RedBull
Did you like it?
No wonderland on strong came all the way here to ride a bike
Wait, baby, wait!
Oh yeah!
Freeze, don't move!
Damn!
I'm shot -Its ok, it ok it just a flesh wound
I'm ok!
So even, huh? Is that it?
I shoot your girl You shoot my girl
I was trying to save your life
Well you can wait 5 minutes, when we was
about to make love, man, and you ruin it
They will coming for us, we have to get out of here, now!
You see that?
We got get out of here now, damn!
Lee, damn you!
Next time, I'll get my own damn room!
They are a problem, Get them
out! George! These people are
danger they are bleeding. How could you bring them to our home.
There is something you should know
I'm not what you think I am!
Are you telling me, you're gay?
I'm trying to tell you, I'm an American spy
You're a spy?
Yeah, I'm working undercover with the police we're about to crack a big case!
Shut your mouth, George, your
nothin to the world, you are
to be kept a driver like your father is to be kept a driver.
What Kind of case could you crack
Can't talk about it!
From this moment on!
Don't ever ask me, about my business!
Come with me, schmuck!
Now!
We need to get out of the city
We're not going anywhere, till you tell us exactly...
what's going on? Did you steal that list from the triads?
Genevieve, We cannot help you, until you tell us the truth
Where is Shi xing?
It's right here!
Holly mother of Jesus! She's a Man! I went to second
base with a damn french man! its the crime games!
I'm brokeback Carter!
I'm not a man, its just a wig
You sure about that? huh?
Lee, go over there and check the hardware
If she got anything in her bag bigger than a 3 iron we gonna beat his ass
I'm a women, James,a women who needs a way out... you have to help me!
You have Shi xing?
No!
I am Shi xing!
In the ancient times, when the triads would select new leaders
They would secretly tatoo the names onto a women
A women, who could carry the list of Shi xing, to the 35 provinces of China
When her journey ended, and the new leaders who are formed
the women would be beheaded, and buried forever
No records, no witness
What take the traditional is that?
Have these guys never heard of a damn fax machine?
Kenji made me do it. He said it was a great honor.
I wanted to do it for him.
For the brotherhood.
Then why did you send the names to Han?
Because I thought the world court could protect me.
But now I see.
Nobody can.
You're messed up in some weird shit, lady.
I mean, man, whatever the hell you are.
I'm a woman.
And they will send an army to kill me. To protect their way.
You know what? We can't fight no army, Lee.
Who can protect me? I mean us.
I know a place.
I won't be here when you come out. I'm sorry.
My wife says I can't be a spy.
And I have to be home for dinner.
Truth is I'm a driver. Nothing more.
This is my destiny.
I will never know what it's like to be an American.
Never know what it feels like to kill for no reason.
George, it's okay.
Thank you.
Aur revoir and good luck.
Mr. Reynard, What happened?
The Shi Xing list is incredible.
Some people said it was a myth.
No, it's no myth. I've seen it, felt it Kissed it But I didn't french kiss it.
You do understand how dangerous this is.
I could always use some protection.
Can we go to the police?
The triads control too many of them.
We have to get you out of the country.
Now my dear.
Would you mind taking off that wig.
Showing us Shi Xing.
We never told him she was the list.
Look at that.
13 names and things, through centuries of tradition.
The only real proof that the secret world exists.
Shot her Down
Genevieve get their guns.
I told you he was bad, didn't I tell you?
No! While I was thinking it, the explosion at the embassy.
the head of the world criminal court,
it would make sense for me to be a target.
Why did you come to my room?
Genevieve was going to be killed.
Having you die in the crossfire would put an end to the investigation.
Now, it will end another way.
It's over, Reynard.
You know what it's like for an old man in prison?
They call you pops.
They make you work in the library.
Your best friend, gonna be a mouse.
I'm not going to prison.
You have a phonecall, inspector.
Hello, brother.
I'd like to make a trade.
Some friends of mine came across something in Los Angeles.
Something very valuable.
Lee.
Help me please.
Do we understand each other?
What do you want?
Shi Xing.
You and Genevieve will meet me alone tonight.
If I see your partner or any other cops,
the girl dies.
Where?
Jules Vaugh Restaurant.
Midnight.
Don't be late.
He brought the girl. Send the elevator down.
Welcome to the party, Lee.
Tonight we celebrate the return of Shi Xing..
and the return of my brother.
Where is Soo Yung.
This sword has a past.
Unlike ours, it has seen much pain, much blood.
Hundreds of years ago, the Triads would kill their enemies...
with 100 cuts to the body.
They would be very careful to avoid any major arteries...
so that the victim would stay alive for as long as possible.
You have just experienced your first cut.
If anything happens to Soo Yung...
You can never kill me, Lee.
We both know that.
You know nothing about me.
I know you have no wife. No children. No family.
Your life ended when you were a kid back in Chenjo.
You have nothing... just like me.
I would'nt say nothing.
He has me.
His brother from another mother.
Where is she?
Enjoying the view.
Soo Yung.
Lee.
Let her go.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Do you wanna die, Kenji?
Get her in here!
Carter, drop the gun
Get her off that damn rope, or im shooting you and the damn tempations
Right now!
Put her down, i'm serious
I'm not playing You aint my damn brother
Kenji -Drop the gun. -No!
Drop it, Carter!
Shit
Tonight I lose a brother
Get em, Lee!
Gonna get your ass kicked, Kenji
Lee, he might be your brother, but turn him to your sister
Give me your hand
Lee!
Hold on, i'm coming!
Lee!
Enough, Kenji!
Everybody wants kung fu fighting
What are you waiting for? do it!
Let go! or We're both gonna die -No, I can save you
Good bye, Lee -No, Kenji
No!
I'm coming Soo Yung!
Oh my God, what the hell am I doing up here
Stay cool lady
This doesn't have to end this way
Don't do it... don't do it lady
Don't you do it
Think about what you're doing
Hey, hey!
Would you like to know a secret cop?
No
No!
Lee, you should have seen us man, we wooped her ass -Soo Yung
I'm ok
Shit!
Yeah!
Hang on! -Lee, Reel me in, black people dont fly come on man
Carter! Lee no no nooo
Lee I'm gonna kill you if we gonna die
Hang on!
I'm drowning
Get this thing off me Lee!
Carter! - What? - I'm not constipated anymore,
Put your hands up!
Genvieve, Hey man you are the head of the world court!
What you gonna do shoot us down like animals?
We're police officers -Yes? And you two just killed this girl
Blew her brains out
Carter! Don't do it!
Put the gun down I followed you, Case Closed
Good job man..
Hey man, you touch me again you gonna be dead in a movie
Congratulations, it appears we finally brought down the triads
We? -You did'nt do shit! - my butt still hurts!
The Americans and the French need to work
together in the spirit of brotherhood...
together we can do anything
Anything!
He's right, Lee, together we could do anything
You go this way and I go that way
That right Lee, for the last 3 years I've
studied the Ancient teaching of Boody..
Cheese!
What? Oh Freeze!
As soon as she could blink, the seafood service
As soon as she could blink, the seafood secret
Secret not seafood!
I know seafood, I know
secret, secret see but
when everything together become a seafood..
Original edited copy from -cco-
Re-sync and Re-edited by Jenilim