一个非常有名的礼物…… SOMEONE VERY FAMOUS PRESENTS...
一部nikhil kamkolkar的电影 A NIKHIL KAMKOLKAR MOVIE
印度牛仔:一个爱爱的故事 INDIAN COWBOY: A LOVE-LOVE STORY
很久很久以前，在一个很远很远的地方住着一个牛仔。 Once upon a time in a world far, far away there lived a cowboy.
他是个好牛仔。 He was a good cowboy.
他喝着纯威士忌，谁也不怕。 Fast on the draw, drank his whisky neat and was scared of no one.
有一天，他坠入了爱河 Then one day, he fell in love
不只是平淡的旧爱，而是超越的爱!那种永恒的。 Not just plain old love, but beyond love ! The kind that lasts forever.
爱! Love-Love !
这就是为什么… And that is how...
大师与天野之弥 Guru meets Amano
男孩遇见女孩 Boy meets Girl
在酒吧吗?多有创意啊，尼克! In a bar? How original, Nick !
来个单身酒吧吧，怎么样? Make it a singles bar, why don't you?
比萨时间到了! It’s Pizza time !
Guru会在哪里? Where would Guru be?
一个酒吧! A bar !
哈!绝对的! Ha ! Absolutely !
但是什么样的酒吧呢? But what kind of bar?
中国菜吗? Chinese food?
中国酒吧! A Chinese Bar !
中国……休息室! A Chinese... Lounge !
中国牛仔酒廊!是的! A Chinese Cowboy Lounge ! Yes !
大师,天野之弥 Guru and Amano
一个银河的爱情故事! A love story of galactic proportions !
(跳跃)的家伙!我们今晚去夜店吧。天后!她热了! (Skip) Dude ! Let's hit the clubs tonight. With Diva ! She's hot !
(女声)跳过!我们出去住吧，伙计。——是的! (Female Voice) Skip ! Let's shack out, mate. - Yeah !
(语音信箱)尼克?这是女主角。你还没叫。我打电话,0 k ? (Voicemail) Nick? It’s Diva. You haven't called. Call me, 0k?
(跳跃)你好可爱! (Skip) Hello lovelies!
我喜欢这个声音。给你，狗。 I love that sound. Here you go, dog.
老兄!你妈妈不是今天从印度飞过来吗? Dude ! isn't your mom flying in from India today?
斯吉普，我不爱爱她! Skip, I don't LOVE-LOVE her!
伙计，她可是你妈妈啊。那这是令人讨厌的。你知道吗?我认为这是违法的。 Well, dude, she's your mom, man. That... that's nasty. And you know what else? I think it’s illegal.
不是马!天后! Not Ma! Diva!
我不爱她，爱她! I don't love-love her!
你昨天爱过她! You love-loved her yesterday !
上帝!我当时正在疗伤，我现在清楚地看到了 God ! I was on the rebound I can see it so clearly now
老兄!你完全是一派胡言 Dude ! You are totally bogus
你是怎么判断自己是否坠入爱河的?因为你知道吗?它不会工作 How do you do this thing where you tell if you are in love-love or you are not...? Because you know what? It's not-not working
我好像知道这是真的，而且我很确定 I seem to know it’s for real, you know, and I'm so goddamn sure
然后，我他妈的肯定不是! and then, I'm so damn sure its not!
尼克,你万人迷! Nick, you heartbreaker!
你只会伤了她脆弱的小心脏。你是个大坏蛋! You are just gonna break her little eensy-weensy little, fragile little heart. You are a big bad man !
谢谢,跳过 Thanks, Skip
你忘了，是吗? (Diva) You forgot, didn't you?
这是我们的一个星期纪念日! Its our one week anniversary!
我也给你妈妈准备了礼物。 And I got something for your mom too.
黛娃，我不能接受 Diva, I can't accept this
你要甩了我吗?我不会甩了你的 (Diva) Are you dumping me? (Nick) I’m not dumping you
你要甩了我! You are dumping me!
黛娃，我不爱你 Diva, I don't love-love you
我爱死牛排了，尼克。随你的便! I love-love steak, Nick. Whatever!
天后，你值得和那个完全适合你的人在一起! Diva, you deserve to be with Mr. Absolutely- Completely-Totally-Right-Guy-For-You !
你在这儿啊!我的白马王子! There you are ! Mr. Absolutely- Completely-Totally-Right-Guy-For-Me !
天后，我不是你的真命天子 Diva, I'm not your Mr. Right
(尼克)妈回来了 (Nick) Ma is back
干得好，妈! Way to go, Ma !
你知道，当房子里有烟的时候，你就会拉响警报。明白了吗? You know, when there's smoke in the house you sound an alarm. Got it?
(女人)哦，她上当了! (Woman) Oh, she's falling for it!
(读自小说)他用双臂搂住她的腰，把她搂得紧紧的。 (READING FROM NOVEL) He put his arms around her waist and pulled her close to him.
她能感觉到他那坚硬的胸膛紧贴着她的柔软。 She could feel his hard chest press against her softness.
(意大利口音)“我爱你”，他说。"我爱你的每一根纤维。” (Italian Accent) “I love you”, he said. “I love every fibre of your being.“
“哦，约翰”，吉娜哭了，眼泪顺着脸颊流了下来 “Oh John”, Gina cried, tears running down her cheeks
“我也爱你!”答应我你会永远陪在我身边。” “I love you too ! Promise me you'll always be with me.”
“我保证，”他在她耳边轻轻地说，“你是我唯一的女人，吉娜。” “I promise” he whispered gently in her ear “You are the only woman for me, Gina.”
“唯一的!” “The one and only!”
(对角色说话)真甜，约翰。 (Speaks to Characters) Very sweet, John.
胡扯，但很贴心。吉娜，他不到一个月就会到处乱搞了。 Bullshit, but very sweet. Gina, he'll be sleeping around in less than a month.
得到真正的!没有爱情这回事，你这个傻瓜! Get real ! There's no such thing as love, you fool!
没关系! It’s OK !
尼克!你吓死我了! Nick ! You scared me !
对不起。 Sorry.
嗨。 Hi.
哈!你在照片上看起来更好看。 Huh ! You look better in photographs.
好,谢谢。我猜。和你是谁? Well, thanks. I guess. And you are?
我Sapna。 I'm Sapna.
哦!嗨Sapna Oh ! Hi Sapna
我的心还在狂跳 My heart's still pounding
好。我很抱歉。 Well. I am sorry.
你在这里站了多久? How long were you standing here?
嗯…约翰在表达他对吉娜的爱! Well... John was demonstrating his love for Gina!
但是，你是谁?你在我卧室里做什么? But, who are you? What are you doing in my bedroom?
你妈妈说我可以睡这里。 Your mom told me I could sleep here.
你和妈一起从印度来的?(Sapna)是的 (Nick) You came from India with Ma? (Sapna) Yes
为什么? Why?
你妈妈告诉我妈妈…他们在德里一起工作。 Your mom told my mom... they work together in Delhi.
你妈妈说她要来看你几周，然后她 And your mom said that she was visiting you for a couple of weeks and she
坚持要我和她呆在一起她没跟你说过我吗? insisted that I stay with her. Didn't she tell you about me?
没有 No
听着，我很抱歉。 Look, I'm very sorry.
我要把我的东西从你房间拿出去 I’ll take my things out of your room
你知道她在哪儿吗? Do you know where she is?
(尼克)谁是客人?(马)Sapna ? (Nick) Who's the guest? (Ma) Sapna?
她不是可爱的吗? Isn't she cute?
哈!萨普纳是谁? Ha ! And who is Sapna?
我最好朋友的女儿 My best friend's daughter
最好的朋友? Best friend?
是的。Sunila。我最好的朋友。很久很久以前的事了。 Yes. Sunila. My best friend. From a long, long, time ago.
你没有叫Sunila的朋友，妈。(妈)我知道，我从没听说过她 (Nick) You don't have any friend called Sunila, Ma. (Ma) I do — I never heard of her
那是因为你从来不听我的话。——马!萨普纳为什么会在这里? That's because you never listen to me. - Ma ! Why is Sapna here?
她来是因为我叫她来的。 She’s here because I asked her to be here.
什么?你以为我带她来只是为了见你吗? What? You think I brought her here just to meet you?
哦。你真自大。她在去西雅图学习建筑的路上。 Oh. You have such an ego. She’s on her way to Seattle to study architecture.
我不认为她会和你有任何关系。 I don't think she'll have anything to do with you.
我是说，你想做什么来着?拍电影吗?哈! I mean, what is it that you wanna do again? Make movies? Ha!
好的。她要在这里待多久? Ok. How long is she staying here?
三个星期。我答应过Sunila我会确保她适应这里的生活。 Three weeks. I promised Sunila that I'd make sure that she adjusted well to living here.
停止它,马。阻止它。我不再是个孩子了 Stop it, Ma. Stop it. I'm not a kid anymore
萨普纳，你能告诉这孩子… Sapna, would you please tell this kid...
萨普纳，所有的食物都是我做的，而他吃披萨 Sapna, I make all that food, and he eats Pizza
你应该把萨普纳介绍给你女朋友 You should introduce Sapna to your girlfriend
我没有女朋友，妈。我们分手了 I don't have a girlfriend, Ma. We broke up
哦!多么悲伤。如何非常伤心。 Oh ! How sad. How terribly sad.
你是做什么的，尼克? What do you do, Nick?
软件(桑拿)你妈妈说你想拍电影。 Software (Sauna) Your mom said that you wanted to make films.
是电影，不是电影。(妈)他是个梦想家。就像他父亲一样。 (Nick) Movies, not Films. (Ma) He's a dreamer. Just like his father.
我要去，妈妈 I'm gonna do it, Ma
你会怎么做?设计真正的高楼大厦? What do you do? Design really tall buildings?
实际上，我是为农村人口设计廉价住房的。 Actually, I design inexpensive housing for rural populations.
真的吗?——真的 Really? - Really
Sunila !他们彼此喜欢。是的! Sunila ! They like each other. Yes !
我们的计划成功了。他们很快就会坠入爱河…我等不及要当祖母了! Oh, our plan is working. Well, soon they will fall in love and... I cannot wait to be a grandmother!
根据我们最新的市场调查，关于……计算机隔离和计算机安全 From our up-to-the-minute market research with regard to the need for... computer isolation and computer security
随着互联网进入我们生活的方方面面，我们需要安全。当然,当然。安全是我们需要的。 As the internet enters every aspect of our lives, we need security. Sure, sure. Security is what we need.
有空给我发邮件。我的收件箱在等你。 Email me sometime. My inbox awaits you.
我们的软件产品将彻底改变安全理念。 And we have a software product in mind that will revolutionize the idea of security.
把它带到每一台电脑上。每一个家庭。而且只花了当前成本的一小部分。我们的研究使我们处于技术的前沿 Bringing it to every PC. Every home. And for a fraction of the current cost. Our research has put us on the cutting edge of technology
跳过!短的名字。我喜欢短的名字。 Skip ! Short name. I love short names.
老兄!维罗妮卡太性感了! Dude ! Veronica is so hot!
老兄!她有这个动作…她……坐在你身上… Dude ! She's got this move... She... sits dowm on you...
然后她向后倾斜…… And then she leans back...
我知道你的《爱经》里没有这样的动作。出乎我的意料。 I know that your Kamasutra does not have a move like that, man. Blew my mind.
跳过!她的年龄肯定是你的两倍 Skip ! She must be like twice your age
为了双倍的乐趣 For twice the fun
如果萨普纳发现我和你这样的人在一起… I mean if Sapna ever finds out I hang out with someone like you...
Sapna谁? Sapna who?
没有人 Nobody
没有人!我想她是你的新女朋友!她是你的新女朋友吗? Nobody ! I think she's your new girlfriend! Is she your new girlfriend?
停止它!-她是你的女朋友!她不是我女朋友 Stop it ! - She's your giflfriend ! She's not my girlfriend
好吧，好吧，好吧，如果你想知道!-我想知道! Alright, alright, alright, if you wanna know! - I wanna know!
马从印度带来了这个女人。Sapna。 Ma brought this woman with her from India. Sapna.
老兄!我喜欢你妈妈。 Dude ! I like your mom.
老兄，你妈妈完全是想撮合你和她。 Dude, your mom is totally trying to set you up with her.
她想设计…好了，听着!“印度农村住房!” She wants to design... alright, get this ! “Indian Rural Housing!”
不是我喜欢的类型。不可能。 Not my type. No way.
嗨,Sapna ! Hi, Sapna!
只是随便打个招呼，就这样。“嗨，萨普纳，你好吗?” Just a casual hi, that's all. “Hi Sapna, how are you?”
放松点，别那么严肃。问问她就知道了，尼克。 Lighten up, not so serious. Just ask her, Nick.
问问她想不想和你出去跳舞。“萨普纳，你今晚想和我出去跳舞吗?” Just ask her if she wants to go out dancing with you. “Sapna, do you wanna go out dancing with me tonight?”
当然,看到了吗?它的工作原理。 Sure - See? It works.
你想在十分钟左右离开吗?(尼克)好 (Sapna) You wanna leave around ten or so? (Nick) OK
谢谢。记在他的账上，好吗? Thanks. Put them on his tab, alright?
嘿，去萨普纳，伙计。我喜欢她，她很酷。-是的,她是! Hey, to Sapna, man. I like her, she's cool. -Yeah, she is!
嘿，别这么做。——做什么? Hey, don't do it. - Do what?
不要说她就是你的真命天女，拜托。-好吧 Don't say she's the one, please. - Ok
即使她是?-天啊! Even if she is? - Oh God !
来吧,男人。因为我觉得和她有一种联系? Come on, man. Cause I feel a connection with her you know?
一个连接的人吗?她……她离家几千英里，她很脆弱，她想家!那 A connection man? She... she's thousands of miles away from home, she's vulnerable, she's homesick ! That...
她没事，但那不是一种联系，伙计。 she's fine, but that's not a connection, man.
而且你昨天才认识她。她怎么可能是我的真命天子?好吧。 Besides you just met her yesterday. How could she possibly be the one? Alright.
是啊，真爱是瞬间的。一枪爆头。 Well, yeah, true love is instantaneous. A bullet to the brain.
你知道吗?他的脑袋已经被太多子弹击中了，伙计。除了…… You know what? There's been a few too many bullets to that brain already, man. Besides...
她对你来说太酷了，伙计。我很惊讶她居然还没有男朋友。 she's too cool for you, man. I'm surprised she doesn't have a boyfriend already.
不喜欢。 Don't.
(对尼克)别什么?尼克不敢问你有没有男朋友。 (to Nick) Don't what? (to Sapna) Nick's afraid to ask you if you've got a boyfriend.
哦，别害羞。问我有没有男朋友。 Oh, don't be shy. Ask me if I have a boyfriend.
跳过是傻的。好吗?我不害羞。 Skip is nuts. Ok? And I'm not shy.
你有男朋友吗?没有，我没有男朋友。 Do you have a boyfriend? No, I do not have a boyfriend.
拉? Raghu?
这太漂亮了! This is so beautiful!
什么?- - - - - -没有 What? - Nothing
美丽总是让我感到悲伤。 Beauty always makes me feel sad.
好吧，我给你讲个笑话。 Ok, I'm gonna tell you a joke.
为什么板球运动员总是把球擦在裤子上? Why do cricket players keep rubbing the ball on their pants?
因为他们总是希望他们的击球手能被整垮! Because they always want their batsmen to be clean-bowed!
你不打板球，是吗?-我打棒球。 You don't play cricket, do you? - I play baseball.
听着，我不太喜欢印度。 Look I'm not exactly crazy about India.
我喜欢印度。它的节日、音乐、文化……——污染、贫困…… I love India. Its festivals, music, culture... - Pollution, poverty...
我只是开个玩笑。这是个玩笑 I was only joking. It was a joke
好的!对不起，你喜欢印度。很好 OK ! I'm sorry, you love India. Fair enough
没关系。我想念板球。这是所有 It’s OK. I miss cricket. That's all
萨普纳，这只是个玩笑，只是个玩笑! Sapna, it was just a joke It was just a joke !
什么?尼奇想知道板球的事，因为尼奇恋爱了! What? Nicky wants to know about cricket cause Nicky's in love !
尼奇要去打板球了，因为尼奇恋爱了! Nicky's gonna play cricket cause Nicky's in love !
尼克!醒醒吧! Nick ! Wake up!
大便。 Shit.
如果你这么懒，你永远也拍不了电影。 If you are this lazy, you'll never make your film.
海! HAI !
这就跟你问声好！ Hi !
我教过你怎么跳印度风舞，记得吗?什么!什么! I taught you how to do the funky Indian dance, remember? What! What!
不。不，我不-老兄，你对我的自尊没好处! No. No, I don't - Dude, you do no good to my ego!
抱歉，我正在面试呢 I'm sorry, but I'm in the middle of an interview
哦!嘿，怎么了，伙计? Oh ! Hey, what’s up dude?
它的好。我要上厕所 Its OK. I have to use the bathroom
他要尿尿! He's gotta pee !
你怎么能这么做?-你怎么可能不记得我? How could you do that? - How could you not remember me?
我记得你。 I remember you.
好了，现在你能离开了吗? Alright, now will you please leave?
跳过!-好的，斯基普先生… Skip ! - OK, Mister Skip...
你不用这么正式就叫我斯吉普吧! Hey, you don't have to be formal Just call me Skip !
跳过先生。 Mister Skip.
那是你的绰号吗?-是的，那是我的绰号。别问我的真名是什么 So is that your nickname? - Yes, that is my nickname. And don't ask me what my real name is
你的真名是?-我不会告诉你的! And your real name is? - I'm not gonna tell you !
好吧!看来我只能一直叫你斯基普先生了。跳过先生! Alright then ! I guess I'll just have to keep calling you Mister Skip. Mister Skip !
你真想知道我的真名吗? Ok, you really wanna know what my real name is?
我真的很想知道你的真名 I really wanna know what your real name is
那今晚来和我跳舞吧 Then come dancing with me tonight
跳舞,跳过先生吗? Dancing, mister Skip?
是啊! Yeah !
这个问题我会回复你的。你觉得怎么样? I'll get back to you on that one. How about that?
我是个大忙人，没有时间!当然可以。 I'm a busy woman I don't have time ! Of course.
尼克! Nick!
你想和我一起去印度商店吗? Do you wanna go with me to the Indian store?
我在写我的剧本。 I was working on my script.
你在写什么类型的电影?-电影，不是电影 What kind of film are you writing? - Movie, not a film
有什么区别，尼克? What's the difference, Nick?
电影是艺术与生活的结合。电影是艺术与幻想的结合 Well, a film is Art meets Life. A movie is Art meets Fantasy
你的幻想是什么? What's your fantasy about?
这是一个银河系的爱情故事 It's a love story… of galactic proportions
那么你的银河爱情故事也有类似的悲剧结局吗? So does your love story of galactic proportions have a sad ending of similar proportions?
不。 No.
所以这是一种幻想。 So it is a fantasy.
我喜欢幸福的结局 I love happy endings
所有美好的爱情故事都有悲伤的结局。真正的爱情总是悲剧的。 All good love stories have sad endings. True love is always tragic.
你这个笨蛋，要向经典学习!罗密欧与朱丽叶，莱拉与玛努 Learn from the classics, you fool ! Romeo and Juliet, Laila and Majnu
这只是一部电影-嗯? Its only a movie - Huh?
你这个傻瓜! You fool !
嘿! Hey !
你就是那个读所有浪漫小说的人——为了找个乐子! You are the one who reads all those romantic novels - For a good laugh !
新来的意大利帅哥，遇到了当地的压抑处女 The Italian stud, new in town, meets the local, repressed virgin
抚摸她让她在站着的地方达到多重高潮。 and touches her giving her multiple orgasms right where she stands.
她的整个身体就是一个巨大的g点 Her entire body is one big, huge, G-spot
你知道，应该有人写一本关于你的小说! You know, someone should write a novel about you !
确定。印度迷你种马! Sure. The Indian mini stud!
走到镇上，问当地处女的母亲能否请他带她的女儿出去喝杯茶 Walks into town and asks the local virgin's mother if he could please take her daughter out for a cup of garam, garam chai
说到这个，我要去给自己弄点印度茶。 Speaking of which, I'm going to go get myself some chai.
嗨,尼克!——嗨,女主角 Hi Nick! - Hi Diva
你好吗?——好。你呢? How are you? - Good. And you?
哈。糟糕的。我想念你的。 Hah. Lousy. I miss you.
我希望我们能在一起-你知道这是不可能的 I want us to be together - You know it’s not possible
为什么不呢?你有新女友了吗? Why not? Do you have a brand new girlfriend?
不。这并不是说。 No. It’s not that.
尼克?我爱你。我做的事。 Nick? I love-love you. I do.
嗨。我Sapna。 Hi. I'm Sapna.
我就知道!不要欺骗你自己 I knew it ! Don't kid yourself
他不会永远在你身边。 He won't be around forever.
叮，叮，叮，叮。一夜情吗? Tch, tch, tch, tch. Ex-lover?
你觉得我是个混蛋，是吗? You think I'm a jerk, don't you?
有一种东西叫承诺 Well, there is something called commitment
但是…至少你告诉她你要走了 But... at least you told her you were leaving
我离开了这段关系!因为我不爱爱她 I left the relationship ! Because I don't love-love her
如果你爱的人离开了你，你会怎么做? And if someone you love-loved just left you what would you do then?
我不会让他们离开的。从来没有! I would never let them go. Never!
嗨,玛雅。 Hi Maya.
我知道你会来的。迟早的事。 I knew you'd come. Sooner or later.
我猜你想杀了我? I suppose you wanna kill me?
不。拉古在家吗? No. Is Raghu at home?
不。 No.
他会很快回来吗? Will he be back soon?
嗯,没有。 Hmm, No.
他离开了我，亲爱的。就像他离开你一样 He left me darling. The same way he left you
在午夜。我们来这里两个月后。 In the middle of the night. Two months after we came here.
从那以后我就没见过他。 I haven't seen him since.
我只是他最好的朋友。多么甜蜜。 I was only his best friend. How sweet.
玛雅! Maya !
老鼠!老鼠!我不能娶她，我不能就这么走。我可以吗? Rats ! Rats ! I can't marry her I can't just leave. Can I?
我们一直在吵架…我们为了你争吵了很久 All the time we spent fighting... We spent fighting over you
他爱你，亲爱的你是他唯一爱过的女人 He loved you, darling You were the only woman he ever loved
尼克?我要一醉方休!——什么?我说了，我要喝醉! Nick? I wanna get drunk! - What? I said, I wanna get drunk!
(歌)如果你靠近一点，你可以吻我 (SONG) If you come a little closer… You could kiss me… (SONG CONTINUES)
是,好吗?-我们应该去跳舞的，斯基普先生 Was that good? - Oh, we should have gone dancing, Mister Skip
你能别再叫我斯吉普先生了吗? Oh, will you stop calling me Mister Skip?
好吧,衬衫的。也应该脱下你的胸罩…Sapna吗? Ok, shirt's off. Should take off your bra too... Sapna?
跟你说了别吃披萨。 Told you not to eat that pizza.
啊,带!钩在哪里，前面还是后面? Ah, Strap ! Ok, where's the hook, front or back?
我先试试后面。 I'll try the back first.
给我一个吻就一个吻。来吧。 (Sapna) Give me a kiss Just one kiss. Come on.
我爱你。我很爱你。 I love you. I love you so much.
你清醒的时候告诉我。好吗?晚安,Sapna Tell me when you are sober. OK? Goodnight, Sapna
晚安,妈妈 Goodnight, Ma
晚安,拉 Goodnight, Raghu
天野之弥看到古鲁独自坐在他最喜欢的桌子旁 Amano sees Guru sitting alone at his favorite table
她从酒保手里接过酒，走到他身边。 She takes his drink from the bartender and walks over to him.
当Guru把一杯威士忌放在他面前时，她甚至都没有抬头看他 Guru doesn't even look up when she places a glass of Whisky in front of him
随便扔几枚硬币在桌上 Just casually throws a few coins on the table
然后，他看到了她献上的"爱-爱" And then, he sees her offering of "Love-Love"
尼克? Nick?
你昨晚睡得好吗? Did you sleep well last night?
是的。像一个婴儿。 Yes. Like a baby.
你什么时候回来的? What time did you get back?
午夜 Around midnight
Sapna !你凌晨三点才回来 Sapna ! You got back at three A.M.
我肯定是忘了时间了。 Well, I must have lost track of time.
对一个女人来说，失去任何线索都不是个好主意。 It’s not a good idea for a woman to lose track of anything.
(店主)请付20美元-当然 (Shopkeeper) Twenty dollars, please - Ofcourse
嘿，嘿，嘿，我们昨晚什么都没做! Hey, hey, hey, we didn't do anything last night!
我甚至都没有……我只是把你的衣服脱了 I didn't even... all I did was take your clothes off
因为你吐在他们身上了! Because you threw up on them!
你不记得昨晚我们之间的联系了吗? So you don't remember the connection between us last night?
什么连接?-你说你爱我!-我不这么认为 What connection? - You told me you loved me ! - I don't think so
哈!你想吻我。 Ha ! You wanted to kiss me.
你吻我了吗?——不 Did you kiss me? - No
你脱了我的衣服之后看我了吗?-不，我没有 Did you look at me after you took off my clothes? - No, I didn't.
发誓 Swear
我为什么要这么做?-你在问我吗? Why did I do that? - Are you asking me?
我不知道我为什么那么做。我很抱歉。 I don't know why I did that. I'm sorry.
好了，你们准备好听故事了吗? Ok, you guys ready for the story?
是的。 Yep.
(尼克)加油!让我们来听听!是吗?(孩子们)是啊! (Nick) Come on ! Let's hear it ! Yes? (Kids) Yeah !
从前，在印度，住着一位国王。 Once upon a time, in India, there lived a king.
他是个好国王。善良，慷慨，照顾他的人民… He was a good king. Kind, generous, took care of his people...
在印度一个叫奈尼塔尔的美丽城市 in a beautiful city in India called Nainital
有一天，他听说他的湖里有个怪物 One day, he heard there was a monster in his lake
他不喜欢怪物，伙计。他就像……我得去对付这个怪物 He didn't like monsters, man. He was like... I gotta take care of this monster
所以他潜入了这个黑暗的湖里… So he dives right into this dark lake...
和怪物搏斗，然后砰! and grapples with the monster and fights with him and all of that, and then BOOM!
他从湖里捞出来的 He pulls it out of the lake
但它不是怪物!是这个漂亮的渔妇! But it’s not a monster! It’s this beautiful fishwoman !
她恳求他说… She pleads with him and she says...
“你得把我放回水里，否则我会死的。” "You have to put me back in the water, otherwise I'm gonna die. "
所以…他把她放回水里然后他回到他的宫殿然后… So... he puts her back in the water And he goes back to his palace, and...
他想回去工作，但他不能再工作了。他吃不下，睡不着 he tries to get back to his work, but he can't work anymore. He can't eat, he can't sleep
于是他回到湖边说"好吧，我要去找我美丽的钓鱼女" So, he goes back to the lake and he says “Alright, gotta find my beautiful fishwoman.”
他潜入湖中，不停地寻找。 He dives into the lake, and he searches and searches.
没有运气 No luck
然后他开始向他最喜欢的上帝祈祷。 Then he starts praying to his favorite God.
主罗摩。拉玛主来到他面前说… Lord Rama. And Lord Rama comes before him and says...
如果你想和鱼女重聚，你就得变成…… If you wanna be reunited with the fishwoman, you have to become…
半准自己。你必须放弃你的王国，你必须放弃…… Half-fish, half-man yourself. You have to give up your kingdom, you have to give up...
一切，你还得和她一起住在湖里" everything, and you have to go live with her in the lake”
国王说"我接受" The king says, “I accept”
他和美丽的鱼女重聚了! And he gets reunited with the beautiful fishwoman !
很无聊。 It’s boring.
我讨厌浪漫的故事 I hate romantic stories
为什么国王就不能拔出枪…砰!砰!砰! Why couldn't the king just pull out a gun and... BANG! BANG! BANG!
伙计，你们可真厉害。 Man, you guys are tough.
是啊! Yeah !
昨晚的事我很抱歉 Hey, I'm sorry about last night
这是我的错。我不应该喝得那么醉。 Its my fault. I shouldn't have gotten so drunk.
不，不，不!这是我的错。我是说，我不该让你喝那么多。 No, no, no ! Its my fault. I mean, I shouldn't have let you drink that much.