盡管很多人都知道安東尼和 克里奧佩特拉的悲劇愛情故事 Though many know the tragic love story of Antony and Cleopatra,
剛愎自用的羅馬將軍 the wayward Roman general
瘋狂愛上迷人的埃及艷后 who fell madly in love with the enchanting Egyptian queen,
二人雙雙選擇自殺 both of them taking their lives
不愿面對沒有彼此的世界 rather than face a world without each other,
但很少有人知道 few know the secret story
無數人都在找尋 他們那個時代的寶物和未解之謎 of the most sought-after prize and unsolved puzzle of their time.
克里奧佩特拉神秘的第三顆蛋 The mystery of Cleopatra's third egg.
在他們婚禮當天 為了展現他永恒的忠誠 On their wedding day, as a symbol of his undying devotion,
馬克安東尼送給克里奧佩特拉 三顆綴滿珠寶的蛋 Mark Antony presented Cleopatra with three bejeweled eggs,
一顆比一顆精致 each one more exquisite than the last.
幾十個世紀以來 人們都以為那只是神話傳說 For centuries, these eggs were thought to be nothing more than myth, rumor.
但在1907年 But then, in 1907,
開羅城外一個當地農民 從地里挖出了其中兩顆蛋 just outside of Cairo, a local farmer unearthed two of them.
有人說第三顆蛋從未有人找到過 Some say the third egg was never found.
也有人說找是找到了 Others claim it was discovered,
但很快又消失了 從此再未現身 but just as quickly lost, never to be seen again.
和我們一起來探究這個問題吧 Join us as we explore that very question.
克里奧佩特拉丟失的蛋到底怎么了 What happened to Cleopatra's lost egg?
它會在誰手上 Who may hold it in their possession?
最重要的是 是否能有這么一天 And most importantly, will we ever see the day in which
讓三顆蛋在兩千多年后首次重聚 all three eggs are reunited for the first time in over 2,000 years?
克里奧佩特拉的第一顆蛋 Cleopatra's first egg is on display for all to see
在世界聞名的 羅馬圣天使城堡國家博物館展出 at the world-famous Museo Nazionale di Castel Sant'Angelo in Rome.
第二顆蛋歷經多次拍賣 The second egg has been sold at auction numerous times
目前在私人藏家手中 and currently is held in a private collection.
（紅色通緝令 名詞）
（國際刑警組織發布的）
（最高等級逮捕令）
（專門針對世界頭號通緝犯）
（羅馬）
你不是警察 You're not a cop.
沒錯 我不是 You're right, I'm not.
你懂我的意思 探員 你的警徽在這兒不管用 You know what I mean, Agent. Your badge is no good here.
別搞美國牛仔那一套 So no American cowboy stuff.
別擔心 我把皮套褲放家里了 Don't worry. Left my chaps at home.
你確定要這樣嗎 You sure about this?
我知道他是怎么想的 他今天會動手 相信我 I know how he thinks. He's gonna do it today. Trust me.
那好吧 我們走 All right, then, here we go.
-不可能 -我不是在問你的意見 - Impossible. - I'm not asking.
你需要關閉博物館 疏散游客 You need to shut the museum down, evacuate your visitors,
馬上封閉所有出入口 and seal all ingress and egress points immediately.
國際刑警有權強迫我這么做 And Interpol has the authority to compel me to do so?
別來試探我 館長 Don't test me, Director.
你應該聽她的 You should listen to her.
你是誰 她的保鏢嗎 And who are you? Her bodyguard?
他是美國聯邦調查局行為分析小組 特別探員約翰哈特利 This is Special Agent John Hartley of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit.
他是專攻藝術品犯罪的顧問側寫員 He's a consulting profiler who specializes in art crime.
你看起來不像側寫員 You don't look like a profiler.
經常有人這么說 Yeah, I get that a lot.
41小時前 哈特利探員收到可靠情報 Forty-one hours ago, Agent Hartley received credible intelligence that
說世界頭號藝術品竊賊 諾蘭布斯 the most wanted art thief in the world, a man named Nolan Booth,
打算今天來偷克里奧佩特拉的蛋 intends to steal the Egg of Cleopatra today.
誰提供的信息 Who provided you this information?
主教 The Bishop.
你開玩笑的吧 You cannot be serious.
親愛的 主教不過是 藝術界的惡人傳說 My dear, The Bishop is nothing more than a boogeyman story in the art world.
是一個泛稱 你和你的執法圈朋友們 It's a catch-all concept. It's someone to blame
沒能力解決案子的時候 when you and your friends in law enforcement
就拿這個人出來背鍋 are too incompetent to solve the case.
聽我說 如果現在不停止爭論 那顆蛋今天就會被偷走 Listen to me, unless we stop it, that egg is gonna be stolen today.
其實可能已經被偷走了 In fact, it may already be gone.
你說已經被偷走了 Already gone, you say?
請容我失陪 警官 我想我需要給你上司打個電話 Now, if you'll excuse me, Inspector, I believe I owe your supervisor a call.
這個房間里有熱傳感器嗎 Do you have thermal sensors in this room?
-我們當然有 -給我看看 - Of course we do. - Show it to me.
你在浪費我們的時間 You're wasting our time.
我可以問一下 你在找什么嗎 What, may I ask, are you looking for?
你看 克里奧佩特拉的第一顆蛋 表面覆蓋有18K黃金 Well, you see, Cleopatra's first egg is covered in 18-karat gold.
黃金會反射輻射 And gold reflects radiation.
那顆蛋應該會反射這個房間里的熱能 That egg should be reflecting the heat in this room.
應該是紅色 而非藍色 It should be red, not blue.
可能只是熱傳感器壞了 It's probably just an error in the thermal sensor.
只有一個辦法搞清楚 Well, there's only one way to find out.
嘿 抱歉 小伙子 博物館里禁止飲食 Hey, sorry, big man, but there's no food or drink in the museum.
謝謝 Thank you.
不 等等 你在干什么 No, no, wait a moment. What do you think you're doing?
別緊張 他知道自己在做什么 Relax, it's fine. He knows what he's doing.
封閉房間 馬上 Seal the room. Now!
快追 Move! Move!
他去出口了 He's heading for the exit.
不許動 Freeze!
他在這 派增援過來 He is here. Send reinforcements.
他在腳手架上 He's on the scaffolding.
我們需要更多… We're gonna need more...
天啊 你嚇死我了 - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Ah.
我認識你 你是… Jesus, you scared me.
你是那個一直在追我 慢吞吞的禿子 I know you. You're the... You're the slow bald guy that's been chasing me.
你包里是什么 What do you got in the bag?
你是美國人 來羅馬干什么 You're American. What brings you to Rome?
來吃冰激凌 看斗獸場 Gelato, the Colosseum.
-這是個美麗的地方 -是啊 - Oh, it's beautiful. Beautiful place. - Yeah.
-第一次來 -對 - First time? - Yep.
剛才的追逐很有趣吧 一波三折 一路狂歡 That was a fun foot chase, right? Lots of twists and turns. Hijinks.
誰想到結局會這樣 Who knew it'd end up like this?
-我想到了 -好吧 - I did. - Right.
游戲結束了 諾蘭布斯 把包給我 轉身 Fun's over, Nolan Booth. Give me the bag, turn around,
雙手放到身后 你被捕了 put your hands behind your back. You're under arrest.
好的 稍等 我有兩個問題 Okay. Well, hold on one sec. I just have two questions.
好 Okay. Um...
第一個問題 你的外套哪里買的 First question, where'd you get that jacket?
真亮眼 It's a statement piece.
肯定有一頭沒皮的牛 在某個地方低聲說：“物有所值” Somewhere there is a very nude cow whispering"Worth it."
第二個問題 關于逮捕我這件事 我完全理解 And number two, on the whole arresting me thing, I totally get it.
本寶寶做了件大壞事 是的 You know, baby did a bad, bad thing. Yeah.
但你不會剛好有警徽之類的東西 But you don't happen to have, like, a badge or somethin'
塞在你的領子里吧 tucked away in the turtleneck, do you?
我沒必要給你看警徽 因為我有槍 I don't need to show you my badge because I've got a gun.
是這樣 你讓我有點難辦 Here's the thing. You're putting me in a pickle.
沒有證件 我怎么知道你是誰 Without identification, how do I know who you are?
從我的角度看 你也有可能是壞人 For all I know, you could be the bad guy,
而我是另一個壞人 and I could be the other bad guy.
你說得對 我是壞人 You're right. I am the bad guy.
現在閉上嘴 把包給我 不然我就喂你吃顆子彈 Now shut up and give me the bag before I shoot you in the mouth.
-我會給你的 -很好 - I'm gonna give this to you. - Good.
給你就是了 我也不是很想要 Yeah, I'm just gonna give it to you 'cause I don't even want it.
我得說 這體驗一點都不好 For the record, none of this feels good.
布斯 不許動 Booth, don't move!
快點 我們走 Come on, let's go.
搞什么 What the hell?
你干什么去 Where are you going?
混蛋 Asshole!
能幫我拿一下嗎 Can you hold on to this for me?
謝謝 Thanks.
搞什么 白癡你瞎嗎 What the hell? You idiot! Are you blind?
該死 Shit.
（巴厘島）
（56小時后）
（我們會挺過去的 蘿絲）
你這地方不錯 Nice place you got here.
我是美國聯邦調查局特別探員 約翰哈特利 我們之前見過 Special Agent John Hartley, FBI. We met earlier.
你是不是有點超出管轄范圍了 Aren't you a little outside your jurisdiction?
是的 I am.
好在這些人在范圍內 Good thing these guys aren't.
大家好 不用脫鞋了 Hi, guys. Don't take your shoes off or anything.
你確定槍帶夠了嗎 You sure you brought enough guns?
我能說什么呢 我喜歡準備充分 What can I say? I like to be thorough.
不會吧 No way, José.
勇敢的達斯警官 The intrepid Inspector Das.
我可不想錯過這個場面 給我吧 謝謝 I wouldn't have missed this for the world. I'll take that. Thank you.
-見到粉絲真好 -你真可愛 - It's nice to meet a fan. - Oh, that's cute.
你知道還有什么可愛的事情嗎 You wanna know what else is cute?
因為你在18個不同國家被通緝 Because you're wanted in 18 separate countries,
我要選一下在審判前把你拘留在哪里 I get to choose which one of them detains you until trial,
畢竟你有多次逃脫的記錄 given your escape history.
六次入獄又逃脫了吧 What are you, six for six now?
對 再逃脫一次 我就能獲得一件肖申克外套 Yeah. One more and I get a Shawshank jacket.
繼續開玩笑吧 Keep making your jokes
因為我馬上就要 送你去世界上最糟糕的地方 because I'm about to send you to the worst place in the world.
你的Instagram賬號 Your Instagram account?
我真的開始不喜歡你了 You know, I'm really starting to not like you.
拜托 Oh, come on!
不喜歡我 你根本不認識我 Not like me? You don't even know me.
我們可能有很多共同點的 We could have a lot in common.
也許我不認識你 但我在為你撰寫檔案 Maybe I don't know you, but I've been building a profile on you,
自2014年你從泰特美術館偷了 威廉斯特朗的《戴紅帽子的女士》起 ever since you stole William Strang's Lady with a Red Hat from the Tate
開始算 back in 2014.
你沒法證明是我偷的 You can't prove that was me.
那是我在易集網上買的 I got that on Etsy.
我追蹤你的情況有一段時間了 I've been tracking your scores for a while.
讓我來說說你究竟是個怎樣的人 So let me take a crack at who I think you really are.
當然 好 Sure thing. Yeah.
獨生子 - Only child. - Mmm-hmm.
爸爸是瑞士警察 媽媽是美國教授 Dad's a Swiss cop, Mom's an American professor.
你在六到八歲就開始偷東西 You started stealing between the ages of six and eight.
你發現自己很有偷竊天賦 You found out you had a real talent for it.
這讓你感到與眾不同 It made you feel special, different.
你喜歡獨自作戰 不喜歡團隊 You like to work alone. You don't like a team.
你只干引人注目的大活 The only jobs you take are the ones that make the big, splashy headlines,
這說明你作案只是為了刺激 而不是為了錢 which tells me that you only do it for the thrill and not the money.
你瘋了嗎 我很愛錢 Are you insane? I love the money.
我還沒說完 馬上就要說到精彩的地方了 I'm not done yet. I'm just getting to the good part.
-謝謝 -不客氣 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
很多竊賊都說只是為了錢 A lot of thieves out there who claim to only do it for the money.
這很正常 That's not unusual.
但不正常的是 你為此承擔的風險 But what is unusual is the risk that you take.
冒險分子 The chances.
仿佛你是為了逃脫才想被抓到 It's as though you wanna get caught so you can escape,
只是為了再次證明自己 just to prove yourself all over again,
證明你比別人都厲害 and prove that you're better than everybody else
證明你值得 and that you're worthy.
值得什么 聽這段演講嗎 Worthy of what? This speech?
值得獲得你父親的愛 Your father's love.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
你怎么找到我的 How'd you find me?
和知道你要去羅馬偷蛋的途徑一樣 Well, the same way I knew that you were gonna steal the egg in Rome.
主教 The Bishop.
準備帶走他 Get him ready to move.
布斯 我很好奇 Booth, I'm curious.
被世界頭號 藝術品竊賊出賣的感覺如何 How does it feel to be sold out by the most wanted art thief in the world?
我才是世界頭號藝術品竊賊 I'm the most wanted art thief in the world.
你曾經是 You were.
等等 Wait. Wait here.
我不可能把那玩意和他放在一輛車上 There's no chance I'm putting that thing in the same van as him.
-機場見 -到時見 - See you at the airfield. - I'll see you there.
門開了 Door open.
好了 沒事 All right. We're good.
（羅馬）
（32小時后）
謝謝 Thank you.
你好 Hi, there.
-你要走了 -飛機一小時后起飛 - You leaving town? - Flight's in an hour.
有事嗎 Something up?
可以這么說 You could say that. Hmm.
好吧 怎么了 Okay. What's going on?
真有意思 我本來也要這么問你 Funny, I was gonna ask you the same thing.
你拿這個干什么 What are you doing with that?
這個價值連城的古老文化的玩意 Oh, this priceless piece of ancient cultural whatnot?
布斯給了我們一顆假蛋 Booth gave us a fake egg.
我承認 我一開始想到的也是布斯 I'll admit, Booth was my first thought too.
然后我問自己 “你對72小時前剛認識的人 Then I asked myself, "How well do you really know someone
了解多少 ” you only met 72 hours ago?"
這個人的官方認證 And someone whose official credentials
只有一份手寫的跨部門公報 came solely by a written interagency communiqué.
于是我給匡提科行為分析小組的 副組長打了個電話 她人很好 So I called up the Assistant Director of the BAU at Quantico, really nice lady.
她從沒聽說過你 She'd never heard of you.
-那不可能 -是嗎 - That's impossible. - Is it?
是的 根本不可能 Yes, it's impossible.
同樣不可能的是 約翰哈特利的瑞士銀行賬號 As impossible as a John Hartley with a Swiss bank account
在蛋被盜的同一天 that received an $8 million wire transfer
收到了加密第三方 800萬美元的轉賬 from an encrypted third-party on the same day the egg was stolen?
很巧吧 探員 Quite a coincidence, wouldn't you say, Agent?
目標已鎖定 We have eyes on target.
聽我說 無論你怎么想 事情不是你想的那樣 我確實沒做 Listen, whatever you think this is, whatever you think I did, I didn't do.
有人在背后操控 可能是主教 可能是布斯本人 Someone's behind this. The Bishop, maybe even Booth himself.
-我被陷害了 -也許吧 但也許沒有 - I'm being set up. - Maybe you are, maybe you're not.
在我查清之前 我要把你放在能隨時找到的地方 Until I figure it out, I'm gonna keep you where I can find you.
通常我不是個報復心強的人 但是 Now, normally, I'm not a vindictive person, but,
我信任了你 而你卻傷害了我的感情 well, I trusted you and you hurt my feelings.
所以我挑了個很特別的地方 So I picked someplace extra special.
算是個黑牢 被法律程序遺忘的地方 It's a bit of a black site. Kind of the land due process forgot.
你被捕了 哈特利探員 You're under arrest, Agent Hartley.
達斯 看著我 看著我的眼睛 Das, look at me. Look at my eyes.
不是我干的 I didn't do this.
我不相信你 I don't believe you.
（俄羅斯）
你要上還是下 You a top or a bottom?
不重要 監獄會為我們選擇的 Doesn't matter. Prison's gonna decide for us.
開玩笑吧 You gotta be shittin' me.
關于達斯警官 我有句話要說 Well, I'll say one thing about ol' Inspector Das,
她真的很幽默 she's got a real sense of humor.
握個手 室友 Put 'er there, roomie.
沒錯 我們應該先洗手 You're right, we should wash up first.
沒關系 你在這里很安全 It's okay. You're safe here.
除非他們發現你是警察 那他們會想殺了你 Except if they find out you're a cop. Then they're gonna wanna kill you.
主教肯定早知道你會到這一步 Bishop must have seen you coming from a mile away.
通過出賣我獲取你的信任 Got your trust after selling me out.
詐騙首先要獲得目標的信任 這是基礎知識 Can't run a con without gaining the mark's trust first, that's page one.
我知道信任詐騙的套路 相信我 I know how a confidence scheme works, trust me.
你現在肯定知道了 Well, you do now, that's for sure.
告密出賣我的神秘竊賊 和陷害你的是同一個人 The same mystery thief who ratted me out is the same one who framed you.
看起來很巧是不是 That seems like a coincidence, don't you think?
這不是巧合 是計劃好的 This is not a coincidence. This is a plan.
一次行動中 主教同時干掉了 頭號競爭者和頭號調查員 In one move, The Bishop took out her lead competitor and lead investigator.
-一石二鳥 -蛋 - Two birds, one stone. - Egg.
-什么 -一蛋二鳥 - What? - Two birds, one egg.
這是一種連擊手法 連波茲馬龍都懂 It's kind of a lay-up. Even Post Malone gets it.
這是農場直送的吧 謝謝 This is farm-to-table, right? Thank you.
我不理解 I don't understand why.
主教已經拿到了蛋 為什么還要費工夫陷害我 Why would The Bishop go to the trouble of framing me when she already has the egg?
還剩下什么事要做嗎 I mean, what's left?
三億美元 Three hundred million dollars?
你開玩笑吧 我沒聽過這么高的標價 You're kidding. I never heard of a price tag like that.
沒人聽過 No one has.
但你不明白 那不是一顆蛋的標價 But you don't understand, that's not the price for just one egg.
是這樣的 Here's the deal.
誰能在這位埃及億萬富翁 Whoever brings this Egyptian billionaire all three eggs
他女兒婚禮之夜時送來三顆蛋 就能拿走所有大獎 by the night of his daughter's wedding gets all the marbles.
結果你猜這位大佬的女兒 Turns out, Mr. Big Daddy Big Bucks' daughter,
叫什么名字 guess what her name is?
別猜了 叫克里奧佩特拉 Stop guessing, it's Cleopatra.
這些人真可怕 但我喜歡錢 所以… I mean, these people are horrible. But I like money, so...
可這要怎么做 So how does that work?
沒人知道第三顆蛋在哪兒 從沒人找到過 No one knows where the third egg is. It's never been found.
我說實話 這確實是個問題 I'm not gonna lie, that's a bit of a problem.
我本來要先去搞第二顆蛋 I was gonna deal with the second egg first.
然后再考慮剩下的 Then the rest.
好吧 調查局情報說第二顆蛋 All right, well, Bureau intel says that the second egg
屬于一個國際軍火商 is owned by an international arms dealer.
低語者 我很了解這個人 Sotto Voce. I know all about this guy.
他14歲時 他父親試圖掐死他 His dad tried to strangle him when he was 14.
沒人受得了這個混蛋 Nobody can stand this son of a bitch.
顯然這給他留下了很深的影響 Apparently, it left quite the impression on him.
掐死別人成了他的一種愛好 And strangling folks became sort of a hobby for him.
他很喜歡 He's a big fan.
低語者很嚇人 Sotto Voce is super scary.
但他也不介意享樂 But he's not above having a good time.
每年他都會為頂級買家們 辦一場化裝舞會 Throws a masquerade party every year for his top buyers
地點位于他在巴倫西亞的別墅 那里大到讓人懷疑他下面很小 in his I-probably-have-a-tiny-penis villa in Valencia.
走私軍火的人對身份有點敏感 Gunrunners are a little touchy about their identity.
所以搞《大開眼戒》那種化裝舞會 讓大家都能放松一些 So the Eyes Wide Shut thing takes the edge off for everyone.
然而全球最有錢的 那1%的富人們不知道 Now, what none of these evil one-percenters know
在樓上的秘密金庫里 is that upstairs, locked away in a secret vault,
這個不穿上衣的博士鎖著一件 Dr. Shirtless has in his possession
古老的無價之寶 我稱之為 an ancient piece of pricelessness that I like to call...
克里奧佩特拉的第二顆蛋 Cleopatra's second egg.
它正求著我去偷它 And it's just begging for me to steal it.
要不是你扮演超級警察 我現在早就在去偷它的路上了 I'd be on my way there right now if you weren't such a super cop.
-別這樣 -哪樣 - Don't do that. - What?
-別這樣 -哪樣 - Don't do that. - Do what?
-我知道你在干什么 聽我說 -我什么都沒干 - I know what you're doing. Listen. - I'm not doing anything.
這里的人 如果他們知道你是條子… These guys here, if they find out you're a C-O-P...
這里滿屋子都是 判刑謀殺犯和廁所伏特加愛好者 This is a room full of convicted murderers and toilet vodka enthusiasts.
我們得保證他們都知道你不是警察 We gotta make sure they know you're not a cop.
-不是警察 -聽我說 我求… - Nyet politsiya. - Listen to me. I beg...
各位 他不是警察 Guys? Nyet politsiya. Not a cop.
這家伙不是警察 好嗎 This man is not a cop, all right?
把這話記在你們的大腦袋里 Get that through your thick skulls right now!
他是聯邦調查局的側寫員 He's a profiler for the FBI,
確實算是執法人員 但不是警察 which does fall under the umbrella of law enforcement, but not a cop.
很像 但不一樣 背景知識解釋起來很復雜 It's similar, but it's not the same thing. It's a complicated backstory.
這是我們的好朋友 約翰哈特利特別探員 This is our good friend, Special Agent John Hartley.
讓我們熱烈歡迎他來到監獄 各位 Let's give him a warm welcome to the prison, guys.
謝謝大家 Thank you, guys. I don't think anyone heard me. We're good.
我覺得沒人聽到我說話 我們沒事 All's quiet on the western front.
西線無戰事 Nobody's... Oh, no.
沒人…哦 不 Yep. Drago Grande heard. Here he comes.
是的 德拉戈格蘭德聽到了 他來了 Okay, be cool. Don't embarrass me.
好好應對 別讓我丟臉 Hello, sir.
你好 先生 Politsiya.
警察 You die.
你死定了 Okay, he knows.
好吧 他知道了 He knows you're a cop.
他知道你是警察了 The jig is up.
暴露了 It's okay.
沒事 You can...
你可以吃我的 你需要補充營養 You can have mine. You need some nourishment.
你應該站起來 你現在看起來有點懦弱 You should get up. You look like a little bitch right now.
我是以朋友的立場勸你 I say that as a friend.
好吧 聽著 Okay, look.
我不想和你在監獄里斗毆… I don't wanna do the whole prison fight thing with you...
你可以的 我支持你 - You got this. I'm in your corner.
拜托 別打架 - So please, no fight.
我們各自回去吃飯吧 Let's just go back and finish our meals.
各自回牢房 - No. No... - Back to your cell!
天啊… God...
你白練了這么大塊頭 All that working out.
還不是被那個 沒牙的肺結核病人揍翻… You still get your ass spanked by a toothless man with tuberculosis...
好了 Okay. Okay.
你要是再搞這種事情 你的日子就到頭了 If you ever pull shit like that again, it'll be the last thing you do.
好 Right.
-你不了解我 布斯 -不了解 - You don't know me, Booth. - No.
你不知道我能干出什么事 You have no idea what I'm capable of.
好吧 謝天謝地 你們來了 Okay. Thank God, you're here.
長官要見你們 走 The captain wants to see you. Let's go!
見他 Him?
哦 我們倆 好的 Oh, no, us. Okay.
你們好 小子們 Hello, boys.
哦 我的天 Oh, my God.
你是長官 You're the captain?
你換個職業可能比較好 You might benefit from a little career change.
我是說…我不是指做模特 I mean, I'm... I don't think runway,
但絕對可以 為地區畫報 廣告傳單拍照… but definitely regional catalog work, fliers...
她是主教 She's The Bishop.
不會吧 混蛋 No shit, dipdick!
很高興終于見到你了 布斯先生 It's so nice to finally meet you, Mr. Booth.
我很激動 見到了 Such a thrill to be face-to-face
世界第二厲害的竊賊 with the second-best art thief in the world.
我懂你的小心思 那… Oh, I see what you did there. That's...
是 之前有幾次算你走運 知道嗎 Yeah, you got lucky a couple of times early on, you know?
但過去一年 你一次也沒有打敗過我 But you can't name one time in the past year that you beat me.
-赫爾辛基 -我的降落傘壞了 - Helsinki. - My parachute failed.
雅加達 Jakarta.
-我的電動平衡車沉海了 -澳門 - My Segway sank. - Macau.
誰能想到麥莉塞勒斯會去呢 Nobody knew that Miley Cyrus was going to be there.
那完全是場毫無預兆的演出 It was a completely unannounced show.
你要么找借口 要么看結果 You can have excuses or results.
不能兩者兼得 Not both.
找我們來干什么 你想怎樣 What are we doing here? What do you want?
聊一聊 To have a chat.
首先 哈特利探員 First of all, Agent Hartley,
請接受我對羅馬鬧劇的誠摯道歉 please accept my sincerest apologies for the whole mix-up in Rome.
你看 我在巴厘島偷了蛋之后 You see, after I stole the egg in Bali,
就給以你名義注冊的賬號 打了800萬美元 I then made an $8 million deposit into an account registered in your name.
然后我只需坐等達斯上鉤 Then, all I had to do was sit back and wait for Das to take the bait.
敲幾下鍵盤 恰到好處地攔截電話 A few clever keystrokes and a well-timed call intercept.
聯邦調查局行為分析小組組長辦公室 FBI BAU Director's office.
好了 And poof.
再見 約翰哈特利探員 Bye-bye, Agent John Hartley.
你好 可疑的嫌疑犯 Hello, suspicious suspect.
是不是很有趣 Funny, don't you think?
閉嘴 你毀了我的人生 Shut up. You deleted my life.
現在我和這個傻子困在同一間牢房里 And now I'm stuck in a cell with this idiot.
那來談正事吧 Well, down to business then.
不用說你們也知道 At the risk of stating the obvious,
第一顆蛋在我手上 I have the first egg in my possession,
48小時內 第二顆也會到手 and in less than 48 hours, I'm gonna have the second one as well.
但問題就在最后一顆蛋 But that leaves an issue. The final egg.
太遺憾了 沒人知道第三顆蛋在哪兒 Well, too bad for you. Nobody knows where the third egg is.
他沒告訴你 He didn't tell you?
你沒告訴他 You didn't tell him?
-沒告訴我什么 -我不知道她在說什么 - Didn't tell me what? - I don't know what she's talking about.
你的獄友知道第三顆蛋的準確位置 Your cellmate here knows exactly where the third egg is.
她在說謊 我不知道第三顆蛋在哪兒 我對天發誓 She's lying. I do not know where the third egg is. I swear to God.
我知道第三顆蛋在哪兒 我對天發誓 I know where the third egg is. I swear to God.
對 那是我 重來 那是我 我確實說過 Yes, that is me. Scratch that. That was me. I did say that.
你打算何時跟我說第三顆蛋的事 When were you gonna tell me about the third egg?
我沒打算跟你說第三顆蛋的事 因為你是警察 I was never gonna tell you about the third egg because you're a cop.
我給你的條件是這樣的 布斯先生 My offer to you, Mr. Booth, is this.
告訴我第三顆蛋在哪兒 我會把你弄出去 分給你10% Tell me where the third egg is, I'll get you out of here and give you 10%.
絕對不行 Rock-hard pass.
很抱歉不能成交 I'm sorry we couldn't do business.
也許在這多待幾天 Well, perhaps a few more days in here
看看未來各種各樣的遭遇 with the prospect of thousands more to come
你們會改變主意 will help change your mind.
等我拿到第二顆蛋會再過來 I'll stop by once I have the second egg.
到時候分成就是5%了 Oh, and when I do, the offer's gonna be 5%.
謝謝你 長官 Thank you, Captain.
這是他們倆的勞動清單 Labor detail for them both.
再見 別太想我 Bye. Don't miss me too much.
拜拜
你們好 好吧 Oh, hey, guys. Okay!
如果我們合力抓到她 If we work together to catch her,
我可以對主教做一些你做不到的事情 I can do things to The Bishop you can't do.
別說這種猥瑣的話 There's no need to be disgusting.
來吧 三 二 一 用你的脖子發力 Here we go. Three, two, one. Lift with your neck.
我是說讓她坐牢 終生監禁 I mean put her in prison. For life.
到那時候 猜猜誰會成為 世界第一的藝術品竊賊 When that happens, guess who becomes number one art thief in the world again?
團隊合作 從我嘴里說出來真奇怪 Teamwork? It feels weird in my mouth.
你那邊使勁了嗎 Are you carrying your side?
你問出這種問題真是沒禮貌 I'm offended you'd even ask me that.
-想想辦法啊 要滑下來了 -別緊張 禿頭 - Do something. It's slipping. - Oh, relax, baldylocks.
看到沒 團隊合作 See? Teamwork.
團隊 我說出口太奇怪了 Team. Team. Team. It feels weird in my mouth.
是的 It does.
要說俄羅斯監獄有什么好東西 肥皂真是太棒了 Say what you will about Russian prisons, the soap is incredible.
我們要不要聯手 - Are we doing this together or not?
沒有添加化學品或香料 - No added chemicals or perfumes.
只有純粹而傳統的甘油 It's just pure good ol' fashioned glycerin.
-你聞聞 -我不要聞 - Ooh. Smell it. - I'm not gonna smell it.
低語者的化裝舞會就在明晚 Sotto Voce's masquerade ball is tomorrow night,
如果要趕在主教之前拿到第二顆蛋 which means, if we're gonna beat The Bishop to the second egg,
我們明早就必須逃到墻外去 we have to be on the other side of these walls by tomorrow morning.
我已經知道該怎么偷了 I already know how I'm gonna steal it.
因為現在主教也要去 計劃需要調整 但我會趕在她前面 It'll take adjustment now The Bishop'll be there, but I'll beat her to the punch.
“我” 那“我們”呢 "I"? What about "we"?
你戴發網干什么 你是禿子 Why are you wearing the hairnet? You're bald.
好吧 你可以和我一起 去低語者的舞會 Okay, fine. You can be my plus-one to Sotto Voce's party.
謝謝 時間不多了 我們得出去 你有什么計劃 Thanks. Clock's tickin'. We gotta get outta here. What's the plan?
我在想 I'm working on it.
你在想 聽起來你是在想 You're working on it? You sound like you're working on it.
他們說任何計劃最重要的部分 都是晚上好好睡一覺 They say the most important part of any plan is a good night's sleep.
計劃最重要的部分不是計劃本身嗎 Isn't the actual plan part the most important part of the plan?
很多人都會犯這個錯誤 A lotta people make that mistake.
在巴厘島 你說了一些話 Back in Bali, that thing you said,
關于我和我父親 你是怎么知道的 about me and my father, how'd you know?
我實話告訴你 你的案例并不復雜 I hate to break it to you, but you're not a complex case.
但對我來說有一點不太合理 The one thing that doesn't quite line up for me is
一個瑞士警察隊長的兒子 怎么會走上重罪犯的人生 how the son of a Swiss police captain turns to a life of high crime.
長話短說 Short version?
我父親是個大混蛋 My father was a prolific asshole.
展開說說 Long version?
我八歲時 When I was eight years old,
我爸認為我偷了他的表 my dad thought I stole his watch.
他最愛那塊金屬玩意了 He loved that piece of metal more than anything.
他問我有沒有偷 He asked me if I stole it.
我說沒有 I told him I didn't.
他說他知道是我偷的 說我撒謊 He said he knew that I had and that I was lying.
之后他不再和我說話了 He didn't speak to me again after that.
圣誕不說 生日也不說 Not on Christmas. Not on my birthday.
他幾乎持續了一整年 He went almost a full year,
完全沉默不語 just utter silence.
就仿佛我并不存在 Like I didn't even exist.
后來有天晚上 他… Then one night, he...
他回家坐在餐桌前 He comes home and he sits down at the dinner table...
就那樣出現了 And there it is.
那塊表 丟失的表 There's the watch, the missing watch,
就在他手腕上 right there on his wrist.
我后來知道 是他上班時放在抽屜里 Found out later that he put it in his desk at work
被文件之類的東西蓋住了 and it got buried behind some papers or something like that.
但他從不道歉 他就… But he never apologized. He just, uh...
他看著我的眼睛說 “今天在學校如何 ” He just looked me in the eye and said, "How was your day at school?"
后來他一直問 “今天在學校如何 ” Then he kept askin', "How was your day at school?"
我從不回答他 And I never answered him.
我就盯著他 我不吃不喝 I just stared at him. I didn't eat. I didn't drink.
第二周 我就被送去了寄宿學校 Next week, I found myself in boarding school.
真的假的 Really?
我開玩笑呢 I'm kidding.
嘿 Hey.
我為你感到難過 I'm sorry about all that.
不 沒關系 Oh, no, no, no, no, it's all right.
這教會了我寶貴的一課 You learn a valuable lesson, you know?
做什么不重要 It doesn't matter what you do,
人們覺得你做了什么才重要 only matters what they think you've done.
你老爸呢 How about your old man?
我不想談他 I don't talk about him.
這么糟糕啊 That bad, huh?
好消息 Good news.
昨晚的治愈療程之后 我睡得特別好 I slept like a baby after our little therapy session last night.
更好的消息是 Better news,
我把逃脫計劃簡化到了三步 I've got our escape plan down to a simple three-step process.
好吧 我信你 第一步是什么 All right, I'll bite. What's the first step?
-分散注意力 -用肥皂 - Create a distraction. - With soap?
你知道用純甘油做的肥皂 You know what happens when you mix soap, which is pure glycerin,
混合主要成分是硝酸的清潔劑 會發生什么嗎 with a cleaning solution that's essentially nitric acid?
-會得到硝酸甘油 -會得到硝酸甘油 - You get nitroglycerin. - You get nitroglycerin.
我們得跑了 We should run.
快 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
鎖了 我們需要門卡 It's locked. We need a key card.
第二步 早做計劃 Step two, plan ahead.
-你從哪弄來的 -不是警察 - Where'd you get that? - Nyet politsiya.
他不是警察 He's not a cop!
計劃是什…混蛋 What's the plan... Son of a bitch!
什么 明白 What? Understood.
你在干什么 第三步是什么 What are you doing? What's step three?
第三步 Step three...
石頭版抽木條 Rock Jenga.
你先來 You first.
-謝謝 -不客氣 - Thanks. - You're welcome.
后退 Get back!
這邊 This way.
他們在墻外 警戒周邊 They're outside the walls. Secure the perimeter.
謝謝 Thank you.
好的 Okay. Okay.
你會開直升機嗎 Can you fly a helicopter?
你后腦勺長得像個巨大的陰莖嗎 Does the back of your head look like a huge penis?
答案是肯定的 The answer is yes!
好有趣 這是我最好的朋友 Oh, that's fun. This is my best friend.
-我們不是朋友 -我們是最好的朋友 - We're not friends. - We're best friends.
他們在這邊 - They're over here!
快走 - Go!
不敢相信沒人看見 I can't believe nobody saw that.
他們在這里開火 Here they are! Fire!
好的 Okay.
都是俄文 That's in Russian.
快上 他只有一把手槍 Go, he just has a pistol!
鏟車 The forklift!
混蛋 Son of a bitch.
重裝彈藥 Reload!
該死 Shit.
你趕上了 謝天謝地 Oh, you made it. Thank God!
我剛還在為你祈禱 I was praying for you.
別胡扯了 你剛才想丟下我 Don't give me that shit. You were gonna leave me?
你說了：“保住自己” You said, "Save yourself."
我說的是“快走” 但我沒讓你丟下我 I said, "Go," but I didn't mean without me.
你說：“快走 保住自己” You said, "Go save yourself."
我本來會永遠在心中銘記你的光輝 And I was gonna carry you with me in my heart like an eternal flame,
你這個只會抱怨的傻子 you stupid complainer.
那玩意為什么在閃 Why is that blinking?
來了 Ooh! Incoming!
看到沒 簡單得很 See? Easy-peasy.
（倫敦）
我知道我的童年聽起來很苦 但我父親成就了今天的我 I know it sounds like a tough childhood, but my father made me who I am today.
也許這是我的問題 Maybe that's my problem.
我一直專注在贏這件事上 專注于做到最好 I'm so focused on winning all the time, on being the best at what I do,
所以我從不能完全放松 that I can never just fully relax and just be.
這正常嗎 Is that normal?
我他媽怎么知道 How the fuck would I know?
什么 What?
我不是心理治療師 我是情報分析師 I'm not a therapist. I'm an intelligence analyst.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我現在有很多煩心事 I'm just dealing with a lot right now
你看起來像個可以傾訴的人 and you seemed like someone I could talk to.
做我這行的 And it's so rare in my line of work
很難找到一個傾聽者 to find someone who's just there to listen.
謝謝 Thank you.
總之 抱歉把你綁進來 Anyway, I'm sorry to rope you into all of this,
我要用一下你的終端系統 but just using your terminal here
確保我的消息無法追蹤起點 to ensure that the origin point of my message is untraceable.
最好的方法就是從系統內部發送 Best way to do it is from within the system itself.
他們真該修補一下安全漏洞 They should really work on patching the security vulnerability.
真丟人 It's embarrassing.
你知道99%的追蹤協議 Did you know that 99% of all tracking protocols
都把注意力集中到第三方行為嗎 focus on third-party movements?
還真沒人想到電話是從內部打出來的 No one ever expects the call to come from inside the house, as it were.
所以你的電腦 你的辦公室 Hence, your computer, your office.
好了 Oh. Here we go.
拖慢一下競爭對手的速度 勉強算他們是吧 Just need to slow down my competition, such as they are.
（你好 達斯警官）
（在找人嗎 ）
（已逃脫）
（明晚八點 正裝出席 別遲到）
（你親愛的鄰居…）
恐怕今天時間就到這里了 I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today.
我們的療程到此結束 祝你愉快 I'm gonna have to end our session here. Have a lovely day.
不許動 Freeze!
看到沒 See?
所以我們才不能擁有美好的回憶 This is why we can't have nice things.
因為我一旦相信某個人 他們就會踩桌下的腳底報警器 'Cause the moment I trust someone, they tap the foot alarm beneath their desk
然后我就不得不這樣做 and then I'm forced to do things like this.
我不生氣 我只是失望 I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed.
我真的以為你會不一樣 I really thought you were different.
耍我一次… Well, fool me once...
我現在要走了 等他醒來 I'm gonna leave now and when he wakes up,
告訴他你不小心踩錯警報了 you're going to tell him that you triggered the alarm falsely
他太匆忙 進門絆倒了 and in his haste, he tripped coming through the door.
如果你決定不照做 And if you decide not to do that,
我希望你記住一件非常重要的事 I want you to remember one critically important thing.
我知道你所有同事和家人 I know everyone you work with and every member of your family.
我還知道你的瀏覽器記錄 And I also know your browser history.
諾蘭 Nolan.
坦布韋來 抱一下 Tambwe! Come on, bring it in.
太感謝你了 I can't thank you enough for this.
我很高興終于還上欠你的債了 I'm just glad I could finally repay my debt to you.
現在是我欠你的 And now I'm in yours.
-來吧 都準備好了 -好的 - Come, everything is ready. - Alright.
-我有盒裝果汁 -太好了 - I have juice boxes. - That's very good.
坦布韋給我們準備了衣服 我們可以脫掉臟衣服了 Hey. Tambwe got us a costume change, so we can get out of these filthy duds.
太抱歉了 Oh. I'm so sorry.
坦布韋 這位是約翰哈特利探員 Tambwe, this is Agent John Hartley
來自聯邦調查局 說來很有趣 of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. It's a funny story.
他的很多同事 把你的很多同事送進了監獄 A lot of his colleagues have put a lot of your colleagues in prison.
激動人心 It's exciting.
你沒有果汁喝 No juice boxes for you.
我懂了 Oh, I see.
你穿那么好的外套 而我只有“跳舞衣” Nice jacket, while I "Gotta dance."
好了 伙計 別開始跟我抱怨 好嗎 All right, man. Don't even start with me, okay?
至少你穿得很舒服 At least you're comfortable.
顯然你都計劃好了 Well, clearly you have this whole thing figured out.
-要跟我講一遍嗎 -沒錯 是這樣的 - You wanna walk me through it? - I do. Here's the deal.
在舞會上 During the party,
客人們和工作人員必須待在主樓層 the guests and the staff are required to stay on the main floor,
樓上通往蛋房的大門 and upstairs, the door to the egg room,
是鎖著的 重兵把守 well, that's locked and heavily guarded.
但有另一個進去的方法 隱藏入口 But there's another way in. Hidden entrance.
我是這么想的 Here's what I'm thinkin'.
我們穿著配對的黑色睡衣 We dress up in matching black pajamas
偷偷穿過群演 進入臥室 and sneak past the featured extras and into the bedroom.
然后我們通過書房 拿到他的寶物 Then, we slip through the study and get our hands on his precious.
就是那個蛋嗎 Is that the egg?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
-你太棒了 -我知道 - You are amazing. - I know.
嘿 白癡 - Hey, dickhead. - Hmm?
你上一個機智的計劃不太順利 Your last brilliant plan had some kinks in it.
我們面對的是什么樣的安保監控 So, what kinda security surveillance are we looking at?
那家伙是個軍火商 Well, the guy's an arms dealer,
所以每寸地盤都在監視之下 so, you know, every square inch of this place is gonna be on lock.
每個連通點都有二人組守衛 按信號進行交班 以保持隨時警戒 Two-man guard teams at every access point are signal rotated to keep them frosty.
交班一旦開始 他們就位前只有45秒的間隙 Once they're on the move, you only have 45 seconds until they land.
時間非常緊 It's a pretty tight window.
西側大廳下方的安保室有聲畫監控器 The eyes and ears are in a secure room in the west hall.
87臺動作感應8K攝像頭 監視范圍相互重疊 Eighty-seven motion-sensitive 8K cameras with an overlapping field of vision,
沒有天然的盲點 so there are no natural blind spots.
它們時刻都在監視 監聽這一切 They're always watching, always listening.
有點像帶槍的語音助手 Kinda like Alexa but with guns.
這里就有點麻煩了 Now, here's where things get a little tricky.
通往蛋房的保險庫門屬于軍用等級 The vault door to the egg room is a military-grade,
生物識別終端 由46厘米厚的鈦金屬制成 biometric portal made out of a foot and a half of solid titanium.
不能鉆孔 不能炸掉 So you can't drill it and you can't make it go boom.
唯一的通過方法 就是進行面部和語音識別 The only way through it is with facial and voice recognition.
只有一張面孔和一個聲音能打開它 And there's only one face and one voice that opens it.
低語者 Sotto Voce.
我們要怎么弄到他的聲音和面容 How are we gonna get his voice and his facial?
首先 積極的心態是有用的 Well, first off, a positive mental attitude helps.
但也需要一些超高端的換臉視頻技術 But so does some pretty kick-ass deepfake technology.
瘆人吧 Spooky, right?
如果你在網上有超過12張照片 If you have more than 12 images on the Internet,
我就能給你媽發一段 你給山羊口交的視頻 I can send your mom a video of you mouth-sexing a goat.
我不是說我會這么做 我只是說 如果我想 我可以做到 I'm not saying I'm gonna do that, I'm just saying I could if I wanted to.
如果我有足夠多的時間和照片的話 If I had enough time and enough pictures.
不過等等 還有 But wait, there's more.
還有一個12位隨機生成的密碼 每六分鐘變更一次 There's also a 12-digit randomly-generated passcode that's changed every six minutes,
密碼只出現在低語者的手機上 and that code can only be found in Sotto Voce's phone,
低語者的手機 只會放在低語者的褲兜里 and Sotto Voce's phone can only be found in Sotto Voce's pants.
是的 簡單得很 So, yeah, easy-peasy.
不還有一件事 有點重要 Oh, no, no, no! There's one more thing. Kinda important.
我們需要他的指紋 We're gonna need his thumbprint
因為他從不更新 他的iPhone4 所以… 'cause he never upgraded his iPhone -4, so...
如果拿不到他的指紋 我們就拿不到蛋 So if we don't get his thumbprint, we can't get the egg.
我的天 Oh, my God.
你會舉一反三了 太棒了 You can learn. This is amazing.
你還不夠閃耀 You are not sparkly enough.
我去給你找一件能搭這條褲子的背心 I'm gonna get you a matching vest to go with those pants.
（巴倫西亞）
測試 收到 你的位置 自由鳥 Check, check. Roger Dodger. What's your 20, free bird?
你不必這樣 我就站在你旁邊 You don't have to do that. I'm standing right next to you.
我不習慣用這些破玩意 I'm not used to using these stupid things,
我也不習慣和搭檔合作 and I'm not used to working with a partner.
我們不是搭檔 這是權宜婚姻 We're not partners. This is a marriage of convenience.
我要離婚 但孩子歸我 I want a divorce and I'm keeping the kids.
這樣吧 Let's just do this.
我去搞指紋 你去搞低語者的手機 I'll get the thumbprint, you get Sotto Voce's phone.
我們有不速之客 We've got a party crasher.
沒什么大不了的 我們知道她會來 Yeah, it's no biggie. No biggie. We knew she'd be here.
我們是來找蛋的 不是來找她 We're here for the egg, not her.
那只是你的想法 我要進去了 Speak for yourself. I'm going in.
你在干什么 這跟計劃好的不一樣 What are you doing? That's not part of the plan.
計劃有變 Plans change.
真美 Beautiful.
我是說雕像 The sculpture, I mean.
抱歉 我們認識嗎 I'm sorry, do we know each other?
你戴著面具 我看不出你是誰 It's just impossible for me to tell who you are with that mask on.
現在呢 How about now?
哈特利探員 Agent Hartley!
所以一直都是你 So it was you all along.
真是精明的偽裝 Such a clever disguise.
無論他在哪 我猜你和布斯先生 Well, I suppose you and Mr. Booth, wherever he is,
是想先我一步拿走第二顆蛋 are here to try to beat me to the second egg.
-打成平手 -什么都別告訴她 - Even the playing field. - Don't tell her anything.
我不是來找蛋的 我是來洗刷我的污名 I'm not here for the egg. I'm here to clear my name,
所以我要找的只有你 which means all I need is you.
你什么都告訴她了 You're literally telling her everything.
我們都知道這一切最后的結局 就是你被戴上手銬 We both know that this whole thing is gonna end with you in handcuffs.
承諾 Promises, promises.
小心點 我們不想引人注目 Careful now. We don't wanna cause a scene.
我不在乎 我不會讓你脫離我的視線 Don't care. I'm not letting you out of my sight.
很好 你在和她跳舞 Oh, good, you're dancing with her.
對一個罪犯來說 跳得不錯 Not bad for a convict.
說到這個 Speaking of which,
你的犯罪搭檔怎樣了 how's it going with your partner in crime?
他告訴你第三顆蛋在哪兒了嗎 Has he told you where the third egg is yet?
就算他說了 我也不會告訴你 Well, if he did, I wouldn't tell you.
那就是沒有 他肯定不相信你 That's a no. He must not trust you.
你信你的搭檔 You trust your partner?
你為什么覺得我有搭檔 What makes you think I have one?
你的戰績可不是能獨自完成的 Well, no one would be able to pull off the scores you have alone.
絕無可能 It's impossible.
那現在怎么辦 So what now?
你要在這里逮捕我 You're gonna arrest me right here,
沒有警徽 沒有槍 在管轄范圍外 without a badge or a gun, outside of your jurisdiction,
當著一屋子罪犯的面 and in front of a room full of criminals?
這就是你的計劃嗎 哈特利探員 Is that your plan, Agent Hartley?
該死 Shit!
來了指紋到手 快離開 Incoming! Got the print. Get the hell out of there.
或者你可能沒想清楚 Or perhaps you just didn't think this all the way through.
你跟我走 舞會結束了 You're coming with me. Party's over.
看你和這個男人在我的舞會上跳舞 讓我很嫉妒 Watching you dance with this man at my party has made me quite jealous.
我總得想辦法引起你的注意 Well, I had to get your attention somehow.
不是嗎 Didn't I?
可以嗎 May I?
如你所說 這是你的舞會 Like you said, it's your party.
抱歉 Apologies.
我們得拿到他的手機 We needed to get his phone,
不是和主教調情 not waste time playing footsie with The Bishop.
別擔心 我拿到了 Don't worry. I got it.
抱歉 Excuse me.
開玩笑吧 干得不錯 You're kidding. Nice pull!
你怎么知道低語者會打斷你們 How'd you know Sotto Voce would cut in?
低語者是個1米65的大男子主義者 有教科書般的拿破侖情結 Well, Sotto Voce is a 5'5" alpha male with textbook Napoleon complex.
任何時候有別的男人 和他舞會上最讓人著迷的女人跳舞 So any time another male dances with the most desirable woman at his party,
他都必然會介入 宣誓主權 well, he has no choice but to step in and assert his dominance.
你這個狡猾的小賤人 You sneaky little minx.
哪兒學的 側寫學校嗎 Where'd you learn that? Profiler school?
高中 High school.
女士們 先生們 Ladies and gentlemen,
非常榮幸恭迎各位來到寒舍 it is my sincere pleasure to welcome you all to my humble home.
就趁現在 他在演講 Now's the time. He's speechifying.
我父親是個信念堅定的人… My father was a man of conviction...
進入第二步 Moving to two.
非常抱歉 先生 Oh! Terribly, terribly sorry, sir.
你這個蠢材 You imbecile!
別碰我 下等人 Don't put your hands on me, peasant.
我很抱歉 先生 - I'm so sorry, sir.
我深表抱歉 - A thousand apologies.
我不需要道歉 我需要去盥洗室 I don't need your apologies, I need a washroom.
帶他去 Take him.
這邊請 先生 Right this way, sir.
我幫您沖洗一下 Let's get you hosed down.
這把手槍是我父親的寶物 This pistol was my father's prized possession.
自從用它殺了他之后 我一直把它貼在心臟旁存放 I've kept it close to my heart since the day I killed him with it.
我小時候從不被允許觸碰它 I was never permitted to touch this as a boy.
這邊 Right this way.
和獨行俠用的那把一樣 It's just like the one used by the Lone Ranger.
嘿 Hey.
那邊怎么回事 What's going on there?
那人把酒撒在了客人身上 他們沒問題 Someone spilled wine on a guest. They're cleared.
不太對勁 我得報告 Something's off. I'm calling it in anyway.
別傻了 你間諜小說看多了 - Don't be an idiot. - You read too many spy novels.
我每天都很想你 老爸 I miss you every day, Pop-Pop.
就像他那句不朽的名言所說 And in his immortal words,
“經驗豐富的獵人只需要一顆子彈” "The skilled hunter needs but one bullet."
祝大家今晚愉快 - Bravo! - Enjoy your evening.
不 No, no, no, no, no.
我們得走了 We gotta go.
好了 慢慢的 Here we go, nice and easy.
哦 我的天 Oh, my God!
你就像堵穿了衣服的墻 You're like a well-dressed wall.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
試圖搞砸任務 Trying to ruin the mission.
任務完成了 找到指紋 Well, mission accomplished. Find the print.
可惡 God damn it!
出來 小混蛋 你在哪 Come on, come on, come on, you little bastard. Where are you?
該死 Shit!
找到了 Gotcha.
手機 Phone, phone, phone, phone.
好了 換臉視頻時間 Okay, it's deepfake time.
低語者 Sotto Voce.
（身份確認 可通行）
好了 Right.
（警報 展覽室 保險庫門開啟）
低語者先生不是還在舞會嗎 I thought Mr. Voce was still at the party?
派人過去 Send a team.
保安 緊急情況 Security, we have a code red.
嘿 Hey!
作為一個自稱清白的人 You know, for a guy who claims he's innocent,
你和罪犯走得還挺近的 you sure do hang around with a lot of criminals.
我是清白的 I am innocent.
作為第一次上手的賊 他很厲害 He's a pretty damn good thief for his first time.
-我不厲害 -你很厲害 - I'm not good at it. - You are.
-別這么說 -別低估了自己 - Don't say that. - Don't sell yourself short.
-閉嘴 -嘿 這位轉移話題的先生 - Shut up. - Hector Deflector over here.
他不擅長接受表揚 He's not good at taking a compliment.
你要明白 是主教在背后設計了這一切 I need you to understand, The Bishop is behind this entire thing.
她陷害了我 She set me up.
如果這一切都是主教干的 你真的是清白的 那證明給我看 Well, if this is all The Bishop's doing and you really are innocent, prove it.
來啊 拘捕你的朋友 Go on, detain your friend.
我們不是朋友 We're not friends.
-我們是職場伴侶 -我們不是職場伴侶 - We're work wives. - We're not work wives.
-我們是妻室伴侶 -我們不是任何伴侶 - We're sister wives. - We're not any kind of wives.
你們兩個都閉嘴 Shut up! Both of you.
逮捕他 不然我把你們都抓了 You either arrest him or I arrest you both.
怎么樣 哈特利探員 What's it gonna be, Agent Hartley?
抱歉 伙計 - I'm sorry, man. - Oh...
拜托 Oh, come on!
-你被捕了 -你要聽她的 - You're under arrest. - You're gonna listen?
我們一起經歷了這么多… After all we've been through together...
你愛我 You love me?
我恨你 I hate you.
夠緊了嗎 老天 - Tight enough? Jesus!
你看 - See?
我是個好人 I'm a good guy.
但有時候我會做壞事 But sometimes I do bad things.
-哈特利 -我們拿上蛋快走吧 - Hartley! - Let's grab that egg and get out of here.
等等 你不想聊一下剛才的事嗎 You don't wanna talk about what just happened?
-你說什么呢 -我們剛剛有火花 - What you talking about? - We had a moment.
-我們沒有火花 -我們有 - We didn't have a moment. - No, we had a moment.
有要找的東西嗎 還是隨便看看 Looking for something specific or just browsing?
你看起來真糟糕 You look awful.
有更簡單的方法可以進來的 You know, there was an easier way in,
但我非常懷疑你們能不能辦到 but I doubt very much that you could've managed it.
現在三顆蛋我已經拿到了兩顆 Now that I have two out of the three eggs,
我給你們最后一次機會接受我的條件 I'll give you one last chance to take me up on my offer.
讓我來還個價 - Well, here's my counteroffer.
-你被捕了 -哦 我的天 - You're under arrest. - Oh, my God.
你看看氣氛啊 Read the room.
我跟你說過 最后你會戴上手銬 I told you, this would end with you in handcuffs.
你太丟人了 他太丟人了 You're so embarrassing. He's so embarrassing.
告訴你 哈特利探員 Tell you what, Agent Hartley.
想逮捕我 You wanna arrest me?
來… Come...
逮捕我吧 Arrest me.
我只想要蛋 抱歉 真尷尬 I just want the egg. So, uh...
慢一點 Take it easy.
也不快啊 This is easy.
失陪 Excuse me.
老兄 我沒…我沒想到會被銬上 Bro, I didn't... I didn't see the handcuffs coming.
感覺不錯 Mm, was a nice touch.
這個勃起太讓人困惑了 God, this is such a confusing erection.
絕對不可以跟別人說起 You can't ever tell anybody about this.
-我不會告訴任何人 我保證 -好的 - I'll never tell anybody. Promise. - Okay.
好 Okay.
等等 不 別開槍 Oh, whoa, hold on, hold on. No, don't shoot.
我并不想說人閑話 不過我們沒偷你的蛋 好嗎 I'm not trying to be a tattletale. We didn't steal your egg, okay?
我們試了 I mean, we tried.
但她拿到了 But she got it.
他說的是實話 He's telling you the truth.
是嗎 Is that so?
謝謝 好吧 Thank you. Oh. All right.
要坦白嗎 女士 Would you like to make a confession, my lady?
和你做生意很愉快 It's a pleasure doing business with you.
我告訴過你他們會來 I told you they'd come.
什么… What the f...
早上好 先生們 Good morning, gentlemen.
這里在斗牛場之下 沒人聽得到你們的尖叫 Down here, beneath the bulls, no one will hear your screams.
這叫鋪墊 That's called foreshadowing.
-我知道這叫什么 -就確認一下 - I know what it's called. - Was making sure.
-我知道這叫什么 -你看起來不像英語專業的 You don't look like an English major.
-閉嘴 -大家早上好 - Shut up. - Buongiorno, everybody!
-完美 -我帶來了香檳 - Perfect! - I brought champagne.
我要介紹你們認識 不過我相信你們已經見過了 I would introduce you, but I believe you've already met
我可愛的生意伙伴 my lovely business associate.
是的 Yes.
我跟你說了 主教在和什么人合作 I told you The Bishop was working with somebody.
這是權宜婚姻 It's a marriage of convenience.
你們對這個概念很熟悉吧 You're familiar with that concept, aren't you?
這位時髦的低語者先生 You see, the dashing Mr. Voce here
已經擁有了第二顆蛋 already held the second egg in his possession.
我就向他提出了我的條件 So, I approached him with my own offer,
現在就輪到了 which brings us to the part
你來告訴我們第三顆蛋在哪兒 where you tell us where the third egg is.
有多遠滾多遠 Piss off for a thousand years.
可惜 我本來真的很想用簡單的方式 Oh, bummer. I really wanted to do it the easy way.
沒關系 我會通過傷害他來讓你開口 That's okay. I'll get the information from you by hurting him.
不好意思 什么 I'm sorry, what?
我喜歡這個計劃 I love this plan.
你們兩個有特殊的羈絆 You two share a special bond.
不然你們為何愿意一起出生入死 Otherwise, why would you risk your lives together
試圖偷這顆蛋 attempting to steal the egg?
對不對 哈特利探員 Isn't that right, Agent Hartley?
我們兩個沒有羈絆 我都不認識他 There is no bond between us. I barely know the guy.
布斯 告訴她我們不是朋友 Booth, tell her we're not friends.
-她知道我們的事 伙計 -胡說 - She knows about us, pal. - That's bullshit.
她知道我們特殊的羈絆 你曾是我的伴郎 She knows about our special bond, that you were my best man.
混蛋 他在撒謊 Son of a bitch. He's lying.
如果她把你傷得夠狠 有別出心裁的酷刑 If she hurts you bad enough, if she gets really creative with it,
我就不得不全都告訴她 I'm gonna have no choice but to tell her everything.
好了 布斯先生 Now, Mr. Booth,
第三顆蛋在哪兒 where is the third egg?
好 我開始了 Okay, here I go.
不 別 等等 No, don't. Wait.
哦 我的天 Oh, my God!
好吧… Well...
不 No.
看來我們現在知道 你是哪種朋友了 布斯先生 I guess now we find out what kind of friend you really are, Mr. Booth,
因為我們要來到我最愛的位置了 because we're gonna go to my favorite place.
不 No.
不 不要… No. Don't...
別玩了 親愛的 Enough games, my love.
要想讓他開口 就要這樣做 If you want to make him talk, this is how you get him to talk.
你為什么脫衣服 Why is your shirt off?
-他為什么脫衣服 -我不知道 - Why is his shirt off? - I don't know.
有時候老方法最管用 抱歉 親愛的 Sometimes the old ways are the best. Excuse me, darling.
好了 哈特利特別探員 There, there, Special Agent Hartley.
看看看你的朋友 Look! Look at your friend.
蛋在哪 說 The egg. Now!
布斯 拜托 Booth, please.
好了 住手 我告訴你 好嗎 Okay, stop, stop. I'll tell you, all right?
-在埃及 -埃及的哪里 - It's in Egypt. - Where in Egypt?
大金字塔下有個密室 There's a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid.
一年前通過激光雷達發現的 還沒有打開 Lidar discovered it a year ago. They haven't opened it yet.
你怎么知道蛋在里面 - How do you know the egg is there?
我母親是埃及考古學家 - My mother was an Egyptologist.
在看懂英文前 我就能看懂象形文字了 I could read hieroglyphics before I could read English.
那個密室 That hidden chamber
是克里奧佩特拉的秘密墓穴 is the secret tomb of Cleopatra.
另兩顆蛋丟失后 他們把第三顆蛋埋在那里 They buried the third egg there when the other two went missing.
掃描顯示 蛋就那樣放在那里 The scans show it sitting there plain as day.
第三顆蛋從未離開埃及 The third egg never left Egypt.
他沒撒謊 我讀到過那個密室的情況 He's not lying. I read about the chamber.
有那么難嗎 Was that so hard?
我們要慶祝一下嗎 Shall we celebrate?
慶祝我們生意做成 To the end of our business.
開始享樂 And the beginning of our pleasure.
-我說… -拜托 - I mean... - Oh, come on.
這都想不到嗎 太業余了吧 You didn't see that coming, amateur hour?
保鏢 Guard!
我不知道怎么回事 我們剛才在喝香檳 I don't know what happened. We were just having a glass of champagne
突然他就倒下了 when all of the sudden he fell.
落幕 And scene.
長線詐騙 Long con?
長線詐騙 Long con.
女士 我真的開始不喜歡你了 You know, lady, I'm really starting to not like you.
我真的很想留下看看后續會如何 Now I'd really love to stay and see how this whole thing turns out,
但我和大金字塔的約會就要遲到了 but I'm late for a date with a very large pyramid.
等不及想看接下來的發展了 Can't wait to see what happens next.
好興奮 So exciting!
她唱歌不錯 She's a good singer.
她在監獄和你談條件時 你就該答應她 You should have took that deal when she offered it to you in prison.
你不該害我們被她男朋友抓到 Well, you shouldn't have got us caught by her boyfriend.
怎么是我害的 Oh, how did I get us caught by her boyfriend?
如果你不知道 那你真的比我看起來還蠢 Well, if you don't know that, then you really are dumber than I look.
天啊真的好嚇人 Jesus! That's really scary.
你看起來都崩壞了 跟僵尸似的 Oh, you look busted. You look like a zombie.
是你干的 You did this.
是你的錯 她本該屬于我 This is your fault. She was mine.
親愛的 這姑娘是個滿分美女 Honey, honey, honey, homegirl is a hard ten.
而你… And you look like...
像個長肌肉的寶寶 Like a muscular toddler.
我覺得本來就不可能成功 I don't think it was gonna work.
-身高差距… -哦 該死 - The height difference and... - Oh, shit.
等等 我們談一談 Hold on. Let's talk about this.
-約翰 你中彈了嗎 -沒有 居然沒有 - John, you hit? - No, surprisingly not.
什么 怎么可能 What? How is that possible?
你怎么松開的 How did you get free?
-他射中了手銬 -他竟然打中東西了 - He shot the cuff. - He hit something?
真走運 Lucky shot.
我們得離開 We're gonna get out of here.
真的得走了 We're really gonna do it.
嘿 你去哪兒 我們是搭檔 Oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, where are you goin'? We're partners.
我們現在成搭檔了 不 我們的搭檔關系 Oh, we're partners now? No, our partnership ended
在你讓主教電擊我的時候就終結了 when you let The Bishop go all shock therapy on me.
沒有我你找不到主教的 You're not gonna find The Bishop. Not without me.
多虧了你 我很清楚她會去哪兒 I got a pretty good idea where she's going because of you.
-再見 -我撒謊了 - So, goodbye. - I lied.
-我撒謊了 -“你撒謊了”是啥意思 - I lied. - What do you mean, "you lied"?
都是謊話 全部 I lied about everything. All of it. That whole thing.
我對你 對她 對耶穌寶寶都撒了謊 I lied to you, I lied to her, I lied to Baby Jesus.
都是謊話 All of 'em.
關鍵在于 第三顆蛋不在埃及 Look, the point is, is that the third egg isn't in Egypt.
我才不管蛋在哪 Right. I don't give a shit about the egg.
我只想逮捕主教 還我清白 I care about arresting The Bishop and clearing my name.
沒錯 但你找不到蛋就找不到主教 Right. But you won't get to The Bishop unless you get to the egg.
而我知道蛋在哪兒 And I know where the egg is.
讓我出去 Just get me out of here.
我得到蛋 你得到主教 I'll get the egg and you'll get The Bishop.
來啊 Come on!
求求你了 Pretty please?
你有什么想法 Thoughts?
聽到沒 You hear that?
嘿 Hey, hey, hey.
上面 Up here.
我們會消失在人群中 恢復自由 We'll disappear into the crowd. We'll be home free.
該死 Oh, shit!
我覺得我們得離開這里 I think we're gonna get out of here.
該死 Shit!
-不 別動 -為什么 - No, no. Don't move. Don't move. - Why?
公牛視力很差 但他們能感覺到動作 Bulls have terrible eyesight. But they can sense motion.
你是在想《侏羅紀公園》吧 You're thinking of Jurassic Park.
不我看了一部 大衛艾登堡主演的自然紀錄片 No! I saw a nature documentary starring David Attenborough.
你想的是 《侏羅紀公園》里的理查德艾登堡 You're thinking of Richard Attenborough from Jurassic Park.
他們讓我快跑 Vámonos. Vámonos. They're telling me to run.
你跑了就會死 If you run, you die.
回答我 片子里有杰夫戈德布拉姆嗎 All right, yes or no, was Jeff Goldblum in it?
哦 我的天真的是《侏羅紀公園》 那是杰夫戈德布拉姆 Oh, my God! It was Jurassic Park. That's Jeff Goldblum.
混蛋 Asshole!
快跑 不然就死定了 Run, run, run, run, run or you will die!
謝謝 Thank you!
你什么毛病啊 What's your problem?
別跑 Don't run?
你打算一路上都這樣發牢騷嗎 You gonna be this grumpy the whole trip?
等你看到我們的座駕再決定吧 你會喜歡的 Wait till you see our ride. You're gonna love it.
挺有趣的吧 This is fun, isn't it?
免費搭火車 Riding the rails hobo-style.
你看過《蘇利文的旅行》嗎 You ever see, um, uh, Sullivan's Travels?
沒有 No, I haven't.
這也不是旅行 別扯了 And no, it's not, all right? Cough it up.
我們要去哪兒 第三顆蛋在哪兒 Where are we headed? Where's the third egg?
好吧 All right, fine.
我想了很多 但我不能告訴你 I've been thinking about this a lot, and I can't tell you.
什么叫你不能告訴我 What do you mean, you can't tell me?
其實不是“不能” 而是“不會” It's not so much of a "can't," it's more of a "won't."
帶我去找第三顆蛋 布斯 Take me to the third egg, Booth.
你想動手 You wanna do it?
動手吧 Do it.
你下不了手 對不對 You can't, can you?
因為盡管你跟著我 東奔西跑 扮演竊賊 'Cause even though you're running around with me, playing the thief,
你也不是真正的壞人 兄弟 you're not a real bad guy, Bubba.
我們現在把話說清楚 Let's get something straight right now.
剛才真的很嚇人 That was terrifying.
我不是不在乎你 Look, it's not that I don't care about you.
我是不在乎任何人 It's that I don't care about anyone.
我爸是個騙子 My dad was a crook.
詐騙犯 A con man, actually.
他非常厲害 He was the best.
我13歲生日那天 他沒出現 Then on my 13th birthday, he didn't show up.
從那以后 我和我媽再也沒見過他 My mom and I never saw him again.
我們的老爸可真行 We really got some dads, huh?
我們沒有雙雙去跳脫衣舞真是奇跡 It's a miracle we're not both strippers.
是啊 Yeah.
你看 你爸是警察 所以你成了詐騙犯 Look, your dad was a cop, so you became a crook.
我爸是詐騙犯 于是我成了警察 My dad was a crook, so I became a cop.
我們還挺像的 We're not that different.
我不是要你在乎我 布斯 I'm not asking you to care about me, Booth.
我希望你能幫我 I'm asking you to help me.
幫我抓住主教 洗清我的罪名 Help me catch The Bishop and clear my name,
我會幫你重新成為 世界第一的藝術品竊賊 and I will help you become the number one art thief in the world again.
這是我奪回人生的唯一機會 It's the only chance I have to get my life back.
拜托 Please.
1945年4月 April, 1945.
紅軍兵臨城下 幾天后就要攻打柏林 The Red Army's at the gate, days from taking Berlin.
納粹要完了 It's game over for the Nazis,
這時 被人遺忘的魯道夫采什 and that's when a forgotten Mr. Nobody named Rudolph Zeich,
希特勒的私人藝術品及古董商人 Hitler's personal art and antiquities dealer,
據說他是唯一 把克里奧佩特拉的第三顆蛋 and the only man ever rumored to have held Cleopatra's third egg
捧在手中的人 in his hands,
他搭乘一艘蒸汽船 從德國逃往阿根廷 hopped a steamer ship and fled Germany for Argentina.
乘客信息顯示 他只帶了一個手提箱 The manifest shows he traveled with just a single suitcase.
還有16個五噸貨物集裝箱 僅僅登記為“機械零件” Oh, and sixteen five-ton cargo containers logged only as holding machine parts.
為什么一個藝術品商人 要離開他的老板 Now, why would an art dealer leave his patron's side
繞過半個地球 and travel halfway around the globe,
帶走近100噸所謂機械零件 with nearly 100 tons of so-called machine parts?
70年來 各地的業余偵探 寶藏獵人 For 70 years, amateur sleuths, treasure hunters,
和成年處子對這個問題感到著迷 and adult virgins everywhere became obsessed with this question,
想要找到他們認為的 希特勒失落的地堡 obsessed with finding what they believed had to be Hitler's lost bunker,
就隱蔽在南美的某處 hidden somewhere in South America.
我爸就是其中之一 And my dad was one of them.
他會花上好幾個周末窩在辦公室 He'd spend weekends holed up in his office,
仔細研究舊地圖和解密檔案 poring over old maps and declassified files.
節假日 他會開車好幾個小時 去隱秘的拍賣會 Holidays, he'd drive hours away to obscure auctions,
競拍最奇怪的拍品 where he'd bid on the strangest things.
包括 Including
一塊表 a watch.
那不是一塊普通的表 And not just any watch.
而是可怕的 納粹藝術品商人魯道夫采什的表 Creepy Nazi art guy Rudolph Zeich's watch.
就是我爸選擇愛它勝過愛我的那塊表 That same watch my father chose to love more than me.
真是個混蛋 What a dick.
我從不想 和他古怪的寶藏狩獵扯上關系 Never wanted anything to do with his treasure hunt,
即便在他死后 even after he passed.
那是我爸的東西 他拿去好了 That was my father's thing, and he could have it.
但我發現了藏在里面的東西后 But when I discovered what was inside it,
我馬上就知道 我手里的 I knew right then that I held in my hand
是第三顆蛋位置的秘密 the secret to the third egg's location.
（阿根廷）
布斯 你讓我奔波了三天了 Booth, you've had me traveling for three days
我們繞著圈徒步八小時了 and hiking in circles for eight hours.
那幅地圖最好是準的 That map better be right.
別緊張 我們會找到的 Relax, we'll find it.
如果我們找到了 Say we find it.
你怎么能確定蛋就在那里 How can you be sure the egg is actually there?
什么意思 - What do you mean?
我知道紅鼻子納粹魯道夫 - I get that Rudolph the red-nosed Nazi guy
據說是最后一個碰過那顆蛋的人 is rumored to be the last person to ever hold the egg in his hands,
據說這個神秘的地堡里 有所有被盜的寶物 and that this mystery bunker is rumored to have all this stolen treasure.
你怎么就能確定 第三顆蛋在這里 How can you be sure the third egg itself is actually there?
靠信念 Faith.
信念 Faith?
抱歉 我想明確一下 I'm sorry, I just wanna be clear.
我們來到荒無人煙的地方 是因為信念 So we're out in the middle of nowhere based on faith?
或者說是“直覺” 如果你對宗教沒興趣的話 Or "gut vibe" if you're not into the whole religious thing.
不 No.
我喜歡的是周密的計劃 You know, the kinda thing I'm into is a good plan.
一個明智的計劃 和現在正相反 A smart plan, the opposite of this.
冷靜 我有好消息 Relax. I have good news.
如果我沒看錯地圖 If I'm reading this map right...
我們已經到了 We're here.
-到哪了 -我們到地方了 - We're where? - We've arrived.
就是這里 X marks the spot.
這里…什么這里 就是這里 X... What spot? X marks the spot.
我們到了 是這里 干得好 We're here. Here it is. Great job!
-請不要吼我 -你找到了布斯找到了 - Please don't yell at me. - You found it! Booth found it.
沒有地堡 只有屎 There's no bunker. There's shit here.
-我只是告訴你地圖畫的位置而已 -沒有地堡 - I'm just telling you what the map says. - There's no bunker.
告訴我 地圖怎么畫的 Tell me, what does the map say?
哦 該死 Oh, shit!
是的 要往回走很遠 Yeah, it's gonna be a long walk back.
你知道要怪什么嗎 怪指南針 You know what I blame? I blame the compass.
這玩意是我童子軍時期用的 有點遲鈍了 I got this thing back in Scouts. It's been a little wonky.
這一直都不是我的特長 It was never my strong suit.
-我能看一下嗎 -當然 - Can I see this? - Absolutely.
-我能看一下嗎 -當然 - Can I see this? - Of course.
我知道問題在哪兒了 I see what the problem is.
-這就是問題 -你很不友好 - That's the problem. - Oh. That is not kind.
你知道還有什么不友好嗎 把我拉到鳥不拉屎的地方 You know what's not kind? Dragging me out in the middle of nowhere,
繞地球半圈 靠他媽的直覺 halfway around the world, based on a goddamn hunch!
該死 Holy shit!
看來他們一直在交電費 Guess they're paying the utilities.
肯定是水力發電 It's gotta be hydroelectric power,
也就是下面某個地方肯定有流水 which means there's running water somewhere down here.
看看那扇門 后面肯定什么都沒有 Look at that door. Nothing hiding behind there.
我們要怎么過去 How are we gonna get through this?
該死 Oh, shit!
你是在逗我吧 You have got to be kidding.
那是你爸的手表嗎 Is that your father's watch?
不是 這是《低俗小說》里的手表 No. It's the watch from Pulp Fiction.
是的 這是我爸的手表 Yes, it's my father's watch.
我以為你說你砸了的 - I thought you said you smashed it.
我找人修好了 有問題嗎 - I had it repaired. Is that a problem?
不 沒問題 很高興你對它沒有很敏感 No, it's not a problem. Glad you're not touchy about it.
請閉嘴 Please shut up.
磁鐵的樂趣 好了 Uh, fun with magnets. All right.
爸爸… Dad...
請你惦記點好東西 Please be good crazy.
別管那顆蛋了 我們偷這些東西吧 Forget the egg, let's just steal this stuff.
我們不是來偷任何東西的 We're not here to steal anything.
其實我們確實是來偷的 偷蛋 Uh, actually we are. We're here to steal the egg.
你懂我的意思 You know what I mean.
我偷就是偷 你偷是什么 Oh, I steal it, it's stealing, and you steal it, it's what?
不如我們都閉嘴吧 我說的我們指的是你 How about we just shut up? And by we, I mean you.
你也很粗魯 You're also rude too.
粗魯至極 Rude to boot.
我們要如何找到這顆蛋 How are we gonna find this egg?
我不知道 I don't know.
找一個寫了“麥高芬”的盒子 Look for a box that says "MacGuffin."
你知道這是什么嗎 Do you know what this is?
這是… This is...
這是1931年產 梅賽德斯奔馳770 Yes, this is a 1931 Mercedes-Benz Grosser 770.
這輛我可以輕松轉手 以兩千五百萬美元賣出去 I could flip this for $25 million, easy.
全球只剩三臺 四臺 There's, like, three of these left on the planet. Four!
現在有四臺了 There's four now.
2厘米厚鋼材 Three quarter-inch steel,
加強裝甲鋼板 防彈玻璃 reinforced armor-plating, bullet-resistant glass,
24克拉金內飾 and a 24-karat gold inlay.
這就是個敞篷坦克 This is a convertible tank.
而且車況完美 我跟你打賭 它還能開 And it's in mint condition. I bet you this thing still runs.
它被納粹人渣開過真是太遺憾了 Too bad it was driven by Nazi scum.
我們不得不燒掉它 多可惜 It's a shame we're gonna have to burn it.
他們怎么把它弄下來的 How did they get it down here anyway?
他們把小零件運下樓再重新組裝的 They carry it down the stairs in tiny pieces and reassemble?
是從那里 Through there.
這里一定是在 某個舊銅礦的基礎上建起來的 Place must have been built off one of those old copper mines.
這里的通風井很大 延綿好幾公里 The shafts down here are massive and go on for miles.
建地堡 送來戰利品 封閉通風井… Build the bunker, bring in the loot, seal the shaft...
順理成章 Bob's your uncle.
順手牽羊 Who's your daddy?
這詞不是這么用的 That's not how it goes.
我知道 I know.
（克里奧佩特拉）
標簽 納粹 小傻子 Well, labels, Nazis, dum-dums.
五秒規則 Five-second rule.
沒事 完全沒事 一道劃痕都沒有 It's fine. Totally fine. Not a scratch on it.
你確定不想把它轉賣掉嗎 我有個熟人 Are you sure you don't wanna flip this one? I got a guy.
我幫你們省省力氣吧 Let me save you the trouble.
你每次出場都像見了鬼了 Your entrances are bullshit.
埃及 Egypt?
你以為你說兩句話 我就真的跑去金字塔了 Did you really think I ran right off to the pyramids on your good word?
我只需等你們兩個逃離低語者 All I had to do was wait for you two to escape from Sotto Voce,
帶我找到第三顆蛋 and you led me right to the third egg,
現在我就要從你們手中拿過來 which I'm going to take from you now.
所以 So,
給我吧 uh, hand it over.
來 別害羞 Come on, don't be shy.
做得好 孩子 Good job. Attaboy.
放下武器 Drop your weapon!
這邊走那邊也去人 This way! On that side.
她怎么找到我們的 How did she find us?
我尾隨你們 她一定是尾隨了我 I followed you. She must have followed me.
可不是嘛 No shit!
為什么對他們開槍 我以為你和他們是一邊的 Why are you shooting at them? I thought you were on their side.
我是他們那邊的 但他們對我先開了槍 I am on their side. They shot at me first.
我們要怎么出去 How are we gonna get out of here?
用那個 We take that.
我覺得它上不了樓 I don't think that's gonna make it up the stairs.
它不用上樓 It ain't going up the stairs.
掩護我們 Cover us.
-快點 -我在試 - Go, go, go! - I'm trying!
快走 Let's go.
我們走 Let's go!
-扔出去 -什么 - Throw it. - What?
馬上 Now!
你們兩個跟我來 剩下的跟上 You two with me, the rest of you follow.
快 Go!
沒子彈了 I'm all out.
停車 Pull over!
該死 Shit!
主教 蛋 Bishop, the egg!
你救了我 You saved me.
你愛我 你愛死我了 You love me. You love me like crazy.
該死 - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - Shit!
我們無路可走了 We're running out of road.
抓穩了如果我們停車 他們會抓住我們 Hold on to something! If we stop, they'll catch us.
那就讓他們抓吧 Then let's get caught.
可以之后再逃跑 我一直是這么干的 We can escape later. It works for me all the time.
記得跳車 Make sure to kick clear of the car.
我想再討論一下這個主意 - I would like to workshop this idea.
該死 - Oh, shit!
和計劃的一樣 對吧 It's just like we drew it up, right?
哈特利 Hartley?
我會想念你的 You will be missed.
該死可惡 Oh, shit! God damn it.
哈特利 Hartley?
哈特利 Hartley? Hartley?
嘿 你在哪 傻大個 Hey, where are you, you big idiot?
你叫誰傻大個 Who are you calling an idiot?
我在這里 I'm right here.
-你剛剛在蛋和我之間選了我嗎 -沒有 - Did you just choose me over the egg? - No.
-看起來好像是這樣 -我沒有 - Well, it kinda looks like you did. - I didn't.
你跑到那里去救我 You went running in there to rescue me.
我手機掉進去了 I left my phone in there.
要拯救它時間有限 You only have a finite amount of time to save it.
還要把它放進米袋 一整套操作 Stick it in a bag of rice, it's a whole thing.
你以為我死了 You thought I was dead.
我沒想著你死了 我希望你已經死了 I didn't think you were dead. I wished you were dead.
我看你四處拍著水花喊“哈特利” I saw you splashing around. "Hartley! Hartley!"
是的 好吧 我想把你拉上來 Yes, okay, I wanted to pull you out,
拯救你 讓你燃起希望 然后把你按下去 save you, get your hopes up, and then pull you, shove you under.
聽著 Look,
我不會小題大做 I'm not gonna make a big deal out of this.
我不會幸災樂禍 我不是這種人 I'm not gonna gloat. It's not who I am.
有些人是不是要承認 自己現在很尷尬 Would some people say that this is very embarrassing for you?
是 當然 肯定要 Yes, of course. Of course they would.
也許大家都要 Probably everybody.
不過現在都不重要了 But that's not important right now.
重要的是你意識到 你輸了 我贏了 What's important is that you realize you lost and I won.
是我們 We.
我們贏了 一起 友誼 合作 We won. Together. Friendship. Teamwork.
這就是故事的寓意 It's called the moral of the story.
我多年來一直想說一句話 And something that I've been wanting to say for years
當著你的面說 to your face is...
將軍 Checkmate.
感覺真好 Oh, that feels good.
我有兩顆蛋 你只有一顆 你還覺得自己贏了 I've got two eggs, you've got one, and you think you won?
這是怎么算的 How's that work exactly?
并不是一定要贏 你才會輸 I don't have to win in order for you to lose.
這整件事最棒的地方就在這里 That's the best part of this whole thing.
只要我拿走第三顆蛋 你就贏不了 As long as I have the third egg, you can't win.
我再也不在乎那筆錢了 I don't care about the money anymore.
說實話 看看你現在的表情 Honestly, look at your face right now.
就是這張臉 太…完美 That face right there. Just... Yeah. Perfect.
天生輸臉 一句話 值了 Resting failure face. I mean, in a word, priceless.
還有更棒的 Also, it just gets better.
作為額外獎項 我的朋友不會另收費用 As an added bonus, my friend here, at no extra charge,
他會給你 is gonna give you
終生監禁 a lifetime supply of prison.
所以…非常棒 So... That's-a nice.
-站起來 -站起來 - Stand up. - Stand up.
我告訴過你結局會如何 Told you how this was gonna end.
你說得對 我是壞人 You're right. I am the bad guy.
我知道信任詐騙的套路 相信我 I know how a confidence scheme works, trust me.
你不了解我 布斯 You don't know me, Booth.
你不知道我能干出什么事 You have no idea what I'm capable of.
搞什么 What the fuck?
看看他 Look at him.
天生輸臉 值了 Resting failure face. Priceless.
你一直都是為她做事的 This whole time you were working for her?
不是為她 是共同合作 Not for, with.
-是搭檔 -是的 我們都是主教 - Like partners. - Yeah, we're both The Bishop.
他告訴你第三顆蛋在哪兒了嗎 Has he told you where the third egg is yet?
-我愛你 -我也愛你 - I love you. - I love you too.
-準備好了 -嗯 - Ready? - Yep.
驚喜 Surprise!
棋盤上有兩個主教 There are two bishops in chess.
還有很多卒 - And a whole lotta pawns. - Hmm.
在巴厘島 我把第一顆蛋給了她 I passed the first egg on to her in Bali.
她從低語者那里拿走了第二顆蛋 She took the second egg from Sotto Voce.
而第三顆蛋 我們找到它的唯一方法 And the third egg, well, the only way for us to get our hands on it
就是讓你帶路 而你做到了 was if you led us right to it, which you did.
我本以為你肯定會發現 I thought for sure you were gonna see through my
“我們不是搭檔 我要證明自己清白 "We're not partners, I gotta clear my name,
我是警察 諸如此類” I'm Johnny Law, blah, blah, blah."
說實話 我以為我在監獄演得太過了 To be honest, I thought I laid it on too thick in the prison.
-不 親愛的 你特別棒 -是嗎 - No, honey, you were so good. - No? Really?
多謝 你覺得呢 是不是太過了 Appreciate that. What'd you think? You think it was too much?
我都記下來了 除此以外 挺好的 I have notes. Otherwise, pretty good.
“挺好的” 好吧 "Pretty good"? All right.
我們稍微回退一下 Let's just rewind for one second here.
你電擊了他 你電了“中心” You electrocuted him. You went "Downtown."
是的 對了 那個非常痛 Yes. By the way, that hurt like hell.
我知道 很抱歉 我不得不那么做 I know. I'm so sorry. I had to.
不 No.
只有那樣我才能遞手銬的鑰匙給你 It was the only way I could pass you a key to slip the cuffs.
你怎么松開的 How did you get free?
隨便吧 Well, anyhoo,
把蛋給我 the egg.
蛋 The egg.
槍都濕了 不可能… That gun is soaking wet. There's no way...
我不是海豹特種兵 I'm not a Navy SEAL.
第三顆蛋 Third egg.
-謝謝 -我們走吧 - Thank you. - Let's take a walk.
都是謊言嗎 包括你爸那個催人淚下的故事 So it was all a lie? Even the sob story about your dad?
不 我爸確實是個詐騙犯 我恨他 No. My dad was a con man, and I hated him.
所以我決定變得比他更厲害 So I decided to become better than he ever was.
在他的領域打敗他 Beat him at his own game.
布斯 別太苛責自己 Booth, don't be too hard on yourself.
你很棒 比大部分人強 You're good, really good, better than most.
我們對你表示敬意 We got nothing but respect for you.
希望你下次運氣好一點 Better luck next time.
我們很想留下聊天 We'd love to stay and chat,
但我們要參加一場很重要的婚禮 but we have an important wedding to attend
而我們恰好有完美的禮物 and it turns out, we have the perfect gift.
別難過 兄弟 No hard feelings, pal.
這就是我們的職業 It's what we do.
我不介意 很有趣 None taken. Super fun time, guys.
我一直很欣賞高水平的出賣行為 See, I always appreciate a quality double-cross.
但我有個嚴肅的問題 你們有防曬霜嗎 Serious question though, you guys have any sunblock?
我沒打底 這是噴霧美黑 I have no base. This is a spray tan.
（開羅）
一位父親的一生中只會遇到一次 今晚這樣美好的宴會 A beautiful event like tonight happens only once in a father's life.
所以 當我安排我的獨生女結婚時 That is why when I arranged for my only daughter to marry,
我不遺余力獲得了舉世無雙的禮物 I spared no expense to acquire a gift unlike any other.
一份適合女皇的禮物 A gift fit for a queen,
給我的克里奧佩特拉 my Cleopatra.
看吧 兩千年來 Behold, for the first time in two millennia,
三顆寶貴的蛋終于首次重聚 all three treasured eggs have been reunited.
哦 我的天艾德… Oh, my God! Ed...
艾德希蘭 Ed Sheeran!
我愛你 I love you!
艾德希蘭 誰能想到啊 Ed Sheeran, who knew?
天啊 他真迷人 God, he's so cute.
我喜歡他 Yeah, I like that guy.
注意 國際刑警行動 Attention. This is an Interpol police action.
坐在原位 行動很快會結束 Remain in your seats. This will be over shortly.
你們干什么 What are you doing?
-干杯 -干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
天啊 別碰我 抱歉 - Oh, my God. Don't touch me. Excuse me!
來啊 Come on, then. Come on! Come on!
這些我們拿走了 非常感謝 We'll take those. Thank you very much.
我們走吧 Let's get out of here.
持有被盜納粹掠奪品是犯罪 Possession of stolen Nazi loot is a crime.
你被捕了 新娘的父親 You're under arrest, father of the bride.
不可理喻 This is outrageous.
放開我 你們知道我是誰嗎 我出演過《權力的游戲》 Get off me. Do you know who I am? I was in Game of Thrones!
我是艾德希蘭 混蛋 I'm Ed Sheeran, bitch!
（薩丁島）
（六個月后）
這個高達奶酪真難吃 This gouda is disappointing.
游艇這么時髦 我還以為會有好吃的奶酪 Such a fancy yacht, you'd think they could stock some decent cheeses.
那不是奶酪 是生豬肉 That's not cheese. That's uncooked pork.
我聽說絳蟲有助減肥 I've heard tapeworms can be quite slimming.
見到我很意外嗎 Surprised to see me?
我們感到意外的是 你花了這么久才找到我們 Well, we're just surprised it took you so long to find us.
我其實…我是昨天到的 Oh, I actually... I came aboard yesterday.
你們床戲到最后的喊聲有我一份 You weren't the only one crying at the end of your lovemaking.
有趣的是 達斯在海灘上找到我后… You know, funny story, after Das picked me up on the beach...
看來你朋友不夠了 Looks like you ran out of friends.
她把我送到了地球上唯一一個 She sent me to the only place on Earth that actually is worse
真的比她Instagram賬號 還糟糕的地方 than her Instagram account.
但后來我想起來 But then I remembered
我挺擅長逃脫的 that I'm pretty good at escaping from things.
所以我就逃了 So I did.
我對沙灘上發生的事生氣了嗎 Look, am I upset about what happened back on the beach?
當然沒有 一切都很好 有愛又有蛋 Absolutely not. All's fair in love and eggs.
我是來祝賀你們兩位的 I came to congratulate you both.
感謝你的認可 你想怎樣 Great. Glad you approve. What do you want?
我一向寬宏大量 Well, I'm big on forgiveness. I always have been.
但我記性很好 But I'm not so big on forget-ness.
你在說什么 What are you talking about?
我想說我的翻轉結局 I'm talking about my twist ending.
你們出賣億萬富翁前 You know the 300 million you guys got on the eggs
靠蛋獲得的三億美元 before you double-crossed the billionaire?
對了 品味不錯 Nice touch, by the way.
總之 我給了我們的朋友 達斯警官一點小提示 Anyhow, I gave our friend, Inspector Das, a little jingle
告訴了她你們存錢的 and I tipped her off about that secure Cayman Island account
開曼群島安全賬戶 you stashed it in.
結果那賬戶沒有想象中那么安全 Turns out, it's not as secure as one might hope.
都取走 Take it all.
（資產凍結）
看 我們扯平了 See? Now, we're even.
大家都輸了 沒人拿到錢 我們又可以做朋友了 Everyone loses, no one gets the money and we can all be friends again.
別廢話了 你有什么條件 Cut the shit. What's the offer?
有一個新目標 There's a new score.
資金翻倍 挑戰翻三番 另外最棒的地方來了 Double the payout, triple the challenge, plus, here's the best part.
這是三人合作的盜竊工作 一 二 三 It's a three-thief job. One, two, three.
我猜猜 如果我們不同意 And let me guess, if we don't say yes,
達斯警官已經在來抓我們的路上了 then Inspector Das is on her way right now to arrest us.
是的 開著超快的船 Yes, in very fast boats.
知道我覺得哪里好笑嗎 布斯 Know what I think is funny, Booth?
范迪塞爾面試《貓》的視頻 真的存在 Vin Diesel's audition tape for Cats? It exists.
就是你以為我們會再次與你合作 The fact that you think the two of us would ever team up with you.
下船 Get off the boat.
很好 我會給你們 一人寄一把削尖的牙刷 Great. I'll, uh, send you both a sharpened toothbrush.
等等 Wait, stop.
反正我們現在也需要偷新目標 Look, we need a new score now anyway.
我知道他讓你煩躁 但他挺厲害的 I know he drives you crazy, but he's good.
-你們倆合作無間 -不 并沒有 - And you two work well together. - No, we don't.
我們有的 We kinda do.
你相信我嗎 Do you trust me?
永遠相信 Always.
-你愛我嗎 -非常愛 - You love me? - Big time.
我們有彼此就夠了 That's all we need.
我們要偷什么 What are we stealing?
這個 This.
棄船了 他們不在船上 It's abandoned. They're not here.
（紅色通緝令）
準備好了 Ready?
能有什么問題呢 What could possibly go wrong?
一切都會有問題 Everything.
別太想我 Don't miss me too much.
拜拜 Ta-ta!
字幕翻譯： 張珺怡