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你的脚趾很美 You have very beautiful toes.
-我跟你说过吗？ -嗯 你说过 Did I ever tell you that? Yes, you have.
我又不是… 我又不是搞足底按摩的人 I'm not even... I'm not even a foot guy.
-你的脚趾上都没有蹼 -你是集中精神在给我按摩 They're not even webbed. Are you concentrating on the game,
还是在迷恋你未来老婆的脚？ or are you just lusting after the feet of your soon-to-be wife?
我要集中精神 I'm concentrating.
卡尔 我是内尔 你在吗？ Carl, it's Neil. Are you there?
不 我们不在 No, we're not.
卡尔 我是内尔 出事了 Carl. It's Neil. There's a problem.
和婚礼有关的 There's a wedding-related problem.
好吧 去吧 开门 All right, go. Get it.
嘿 Hey.
我知道你们在偷偷摸摸的商量不理我 I hear you whispering about not answering me.
记住 当这一切都结束 Just remember, when this is all over
那时候只有你和我 it's just you and me.
卡尔 如果你正向前走 停下 因为我要冲进来了 Carl, if you're humping, stop, 'cause I'm coming in.
哥们儿 是杜普利 Dude, it's Dupree.
杜普利怎么会搞错该死的岛？ How the hell did Dupree end up on the wrong island?
杜普利本来就是个错误 Dupree was born on the wrong island.
先生们 请让你让让 我们要过去 Gentlemen, move this out of the way, please! We're coming through.
非常感谢 请这边走 Thank you very much. Right this way, please.
当心那些箱子 Careful with the boxes.
十分钟之前这些玩意就该弄出去 Ten minutes ago those were supposed to be out.
汤普森先生在哪里？ Where's Mr. Thompson?
爸爸 这真不可思议 Dad, this is incredible.
我们真的不需要这些的 We really didn't need all this.
我知道 但是我要 I know. But I did.
杜普利 Dupree!
他来了 There he is.
有没有其他人搞错了岛？ Did other people land on the wrong island?
哥们儿 我知道我很傻 可是 瞧瞧 Guys, I know I'm in the doghouse, but come on.
这么多岛 毛伊啊 拷伊啊 里诺伊啊 多容易搞错啊 These islands, Maui, Cowee, Lenowi, very easy to get mixed up.
没关系 你来了 没关系 Don't worry, you're here. Don't worry.
我最终还是调转了方向 对不起 I got my head turned around. I'm sorry.
-过来 大块头 -好吧 Come here, you big lug. All right.
谢谢你们 Thank you.
亲友们 现在对我来说真是有喜有忧 Folks, this is a bittersweet time for me.
这是让莫莉的妈妈安息的一天 也是让我曾经梦想的一天 A day that Molly's mother, rest her soul, and I used to dream about.
一方面 我得到了个女婿 On one hand, I'm inheriting a new son-in-law,
另一方面 But on the other,
爸爸失去了他唯一的女儿 Daddy's losing his only little girl.
当莫莉告诉我她要嫁给卡尔时 Now, when Molly told me that she was gonna marry Carl,
我说：'谁？' I said, "Who?"
莫莉说：'爸爸 她为你工作' And Molly said, "Daddy, he works for you."
我说：'亲爱的 我在全国有1200个雇员' I said, "Honey, I've got 1,200 employees nationwide."
但那时我就开始担心 But then I started to worry.
也许他就是个小瘪三 准备把我推到一边 Maybe he was some young buck trying to push me aside,
把我的公司夺走 grab the reins of my company.
之后我见到了卡尔 他坐在26号房里 And then I met Carl, sitting in cubicle 26.
我说：“瞧 我愿意赌一把” And I said, "You know, I like my chances."
女士们先生们 请举杯 So, ladies and gentlemen, will you raise your glass
-为莫莉和卡尔 也为健康和幸福 -他很逗 to Molly and Carl, to health and happiness. He's funny.
干杯 Cheers.
干杯！ Hear! Hear!
一！二！三！卡尔！ One! Two! Three! Carl!
嘿 各位 听着 Hey, everybody, listen up.
现在 先等会儿 等会 Now, wait. Just wait.
为了你们临近的婚礼 In honor of your impending nuptials,
我要表演个特技 每次特殊的场合我都会表演的 I want to perform a feat that I've used to mark every special occasion
自从高中开始 in our lives since at least high school.
女士们先生们 兄弟们姐妹们 Ladies and gentlemen, birds and bees,
我要给你们介绍的就是燃烧旋风！ I present to you the Flaming Tornado!
亲爱的 看看谁来了 嗨！ Honey, look who's here! Hi!
这只是一个预防性的措施 This is just a safety precaution.
好吧 地方有些小 需要集中精神 Okay. Little room here. Need to focus.
酒保 拿最好的肯塔基波旁酒 和低度的龙舌兰… Barkeep, your finest Kentucky bourbon, low-grade tequila...
我要了杯麦太酒 I've got a mai tai.
-告诉他我回来再开始 -…柠檬片和漏斗 Don't let him start till I get back. ...lemon slices, a funnel,
还有明火 and an open flame.
耶！ Yeah!
好 漏斗 Okay. Funnel.
旋风！旋风！ Tornado! Tornado!
明火 卡尔将有此荣幸 Open flames. Carl will have the honor.
新郎请点燃酒精 Will the groom please light the liquid?
卡尔拿着这个 卡尔你拿…你… Carl, grab this. Carl, you got... Where...
你在干吗？ 表演旋风啊 What are you doing? Do the Tornado.
-待会吧 -不！ - Maybe later. - No!
不 你在干吗 伙计 No. What are you doing, man?
不行 待会再说 No, we'll do it later.
现在就演！ Do it now!
卡尔必须得过来 现在！ Carl has to be here. Now!
叫卡尔过来 然后表演 哥们儿 Let Carl come and do it. Dude.
我来表演旋风 妈的！ I'm doing the Tornado, bitch!
表演旋风！ Do that Tornado!
内尔！内尔！内尔！ Neil! Neil! Neil!
哦 我的上帝！ Oh, my God!
呦 旋风男 Yo, Tornado Man.
我的一杆是敬你的 兄弟 This one is for you, my brother.
好球 Nice one.
嗯 我猜我们的缘分走到尽头了 Well, I guess this is where the road ends for you and me.
我们过的不错 是不是？ We had a good run, though, didn't we?
嘿杜普利 我还没死 我只是要结个婚罢了 Hey, Dupree, I'm not dying. I'm just getting married.
是啊 我知道 嘿 听着 Yeah, I know. Hey, listen.
我感觉很不好 你知道的 早先我笑翻了那会儿 I feel bad about, you know, earlier when I was laughing like a hyena
就是汤普森先生拿你开玩笑那会儿 when Mr. Thompson was making all those jokes at your expense.
-他们其实没有拿我开玩笑 -不 不 不 他们开了 Well, they weren't really at my expense. No, no, no, they were.
-让你出丑了 -是吗 你这么想？ It was a shot across your bow. Yeah? You think?
也没有那么可笑 我意思是 确实可笑 It wasn't that funny. I mean, it was,
但我不应该一直笑个不停 因为我是你的伴郎 but I shouldn't have been laughing, 'cause I'm your best man,
我不想让那个家伙烦到你 好吗？ and I don't want this guy getting in your head, okay?
因为他让我有些烦 'Cause he's in my head a little bit.
只是…只是… 我不想让你忘记 It just... It's... I don't know. I don't want you to forget
你做出了很大贡献 that you're bringing something to the table, too, okay?
你有那种… 很卡尔的东西 You've got that... That Carlness.
你眼中的光芒 That little twinkle in your eye.
你现在正把它传递给我 And you're giving it to me right now.
那些小光芒告诉我他们不会击溃你 That little glint that says they're never gonna beat you.
他们不能束缚你 They can't lay a glove on you.
不要忘记 因为那是无价的 And don't forget that, because you can't put a price tag on it.
训导结束 End of sermon.
呃 谢谢 兄弟 我很感激 Well, thanks, buddy, I appreciate it.
但是 你瞧 我真觉得他们在开玩笑 But, you know, I really think he was kidding around.
是啊 那家伙有种奇怪的幽默感 Yeah. Guy's got a kind of a weird sense of humor.
另外 我也不可能在余生都为他工作 Besides, it's not like I'm gonna be working for him for the rest of my life.
我有自己的计划 You know, I got plans of my own.
就是它 很卡尔的东西 There it is. There's that Carlness.
他们不能束缚你的 是吧？ They can't lay a glove on you, can they?
上帝 我真崇拜你 真的 God, I admire you. I really do.
又不是什么秘密 That's no secret.
谢谢 哥们儿 谢谢 Thanks, buddy. Thanks.
哦 我想把这个给你 Oh, I wanted to give you this.
感谢你做我的伴郎 You know, for being my best man.
别逗了 一个酒壶 You got to be shitting me. It's a flask!
-喜欢吗？ -爱极了 You like it? I love this.
-太好了 -你瞧 这让我想起了婚礼的行头 Good. Hey, you know, that reminds me of the groomsmen outfits.
我非常喜欢 可是我在想 I really like them, but I'm wondering,
既然我是伴郎 我的行头是不是应该有所不同？ should mine be a little different since I'm the best man?
你有什么主意？ What did you have in mind?
就像一块小勋章或者一块补丁 Just like a little insignia or a patch.
我不想让人们搞糊涂 I don't want people to be confused.
我想要一些朴素点的 I'm talking something understated,
就像个闪电 不要太过份的 like a lightning bolt. Nothing big.
-闪电？ -差不多 Lightning bolt? Something.
-应该很酷的 -是啊 我觉得不错 Could be cool. Yeah. I like it.
你是伴郎 所以这事得被记录在案的 Although, it is going to be listed in the program that you're the best man.
-真的？ -嗯 Really? Uh-huh.
那很好 好吧 That's pretty good. Okay.
是啊 是啊 是啊 那好 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That should be enough.
那 内尔那边应该没事了吧？ Now, is Neil gonna be okay over there?
我正看着他呢 好像要涨潮了 I'm seeing him, and it looks like the tide's coming up.
内尔会没事的 Neil's gonna be fine.
棒极了！ Bingo!
哦 哇！ 你觉得我们要写多少张感谢信？ Oh, wow! How many thank-you notes do you think we have to write?
呃 我数过111张 Well, I counted 111.
亲爱的 我来写一半 Honey, I'm gonna do half of them.
-哦 不是吧 真的？ -嗯 嗯 嗯 真的 Oh, come on. Really? No, no, no. Really.
亲爱的 不管是谁送的这个盘子 我喜欢极了 Dear whoever gave us this platter, I love it!
终于有了个盘子 我从小孩时起就想得到的东西 Finally a platter. Just what I always wanted ever since I was a little boy.
而现在 你使我的盘子梦成真了 And now you've made my platter dreams come true.
棒极了 那你再写55封像那样的信 That's perfect. And then you write 55 more just like that,
-就没你的事了 -好 and you're done. Yeah.
嗨 我是卡尔 Hi, this is Carl.
还有莫莉 And this is Molly. Molly.
我们现在不能接听电话 你已经拨通了彼得森家的电话 We can't get to the phone right now. You've reached the Petersons.
如果想留言… 请在吡声后进行 So, if you leave a message... Wait for the beep.
…我们会尽快给你回电 好了… ...we'll get back to you as soon as we can. All right...
祝你一天顺利 Have a beautiful day.
-好 让我们再录一遍 -不 这样很可爱 All right, let's do it again. No. That was really cute.
-我来念卡尔 很有趣的 -莫莉 这样很傻 I called you Carl. It was really funny. Molly, it was cheesy.
不 一点也不傻 No, it wasn't cheesy.
-把它给我 -它傻透了 Give it to me. It's totally cheesy.
-把机器给我 -不！它傻的可爱！ Give me the machine. No! It's good cheesy!
-把机器给我 -不！ Give me the machine. No!
-证件？ -嘿 新婚的 感觉怎么样？ ID? Hey, married guy, how you doing?
早上好 瑞斯 Good morning, Reese.
-证件？ -早上好啊 帕克 ID? Top of the morning, Paco.
那么 度完蜜月了 So, we're back from the honeymoon.
哦 是啊 我们… Oh, yeah, we...
我们过得很愉快 先生 很… We had a great time, sir. It was just...
妙极了 It was really wonderful.
我在你离开的这段时间 看了一下你的提议 So I took a look at your proposal while you were gone.
麦莎区橡树村工程 你喜欢吗？ The Oaks at Mesa Vista. You like it?
我喜欢吗？ 非常喜欢 Did I like it? I loved it!
对208号地正合适 It's perfect for lot 208.
208？太大了 208? It's huge.
汤普森先生请允许我 它… If I may, Mr. Thompson, it...
麦莎区更像是一个小型的 40单元的生态社区 Mesa Vista is really more of a smaller, 40-unit eco-community.
不再是了 卡尔 你要往大了想 大胆点想 Not anymore, Carl. You got to think big, you got to think bold.
你已经是个已婚的男人了 你和我的女儿结婚了 You're a married man now. You're married to my little girl.
我会一直盯紧这个项目的 你 先生 I'm fast-tracking this project. And you, sir,
你是这个项目的首席设计师 you're the lead designer on it.
-什么 先生？ -没错 Excuse me, sir? That's right.
你是首席设计师 You are the lead designer.
哇 那… 哇 那…那太棒了 Wow, that's... Wow, that's... That's great.
哈里森怎么了？ What happened to Harrison?
你离开的时候我不得不把他解雇了 I had to let him go while you were gone.
我对德玛的工程有些看法 I had a little problem with Rancho del Mar.
但是卡尔 我信任你 But, Carl, I believe in you.
你拥有天赋 在这里和这里 You've got it. It's here and it's here.
-尽情施展吧 -好 我会的 先生 Release it. Okay. I'll do that, sir.
尽情施展 Release it.
哇 我真不敢相信 他让你做了首席设计师 Wow! I can't believe it. He made you lead designer.
是啊 很显然 他喜欢我的提议 Yeah. Apparently, he just loved my proposal.
它其实比我最开始设想的要大一些 And it's a little bit bigger than I initially planned,
但你瞧 嘿 这也许是件好事 but you know, hey, maybe that's a good thing.
那 这意味着什么？ So, what does this mean?
呃 这意味着我能拥有自己的办公室 Well, it means I've got my own office.
它太棒了 而且还有风景可看 Which is really great. Oh, and it's got a view.
一些树和车子 很棒 而且… A view of trees and some cars. It's just terrific, and...
美妙的梦 亲爱的 美妙的梦 Living the dream, honey. Living the dream.
哇 也许我们应该小小庆祝一下 Wow. Maybe we can celebrate
等你今晚从男人堆里回来 a little when you get home tonight from guys' night.
你在诱惑我？ Are you trying to seduce me?
好吧 晚上见 All right, I'll see you tonight.
-怎么了 伙计们？ -卡尔 你成功了！ - What's up, guys? - Carl, you made it!
-激烈的比赛正在进行着 -男人之夜 兄弟们！ - Intense matches going on. - Guys' night, man!
嘿 他来了 男人之夜！ Hey, there he is! Guys' night!
你能感受到男人之夜吗？ Can you feel the fun for the guys' night?
我能感觉到的 你知道吗 I can just feel it, you know?
妈的！ Shit balls!
怎么了？ What's that?
我的闹钟 我时间到了 到时间了 It's my alarm. My hour's up. That's it for me.
什么 你在开玩笑吗？ 扯淡！ What, are you kidding me? Bullshit.
你去哪儿？ Where are you going?
我去见我老婆 I've got to go meet my wife
还要看“牛仔库的夏天”这部片子 and watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Ya-Ya Pants.
我不…你准备呆到多晚 我以前经常呆到午夜的 I don't... How late do you get to stay out? I used to have midnight.
你能呆到午夜吗？ 因为我晚了一次 然后… Do you get midnight? 'Cause I was late once, and...
我是成年人了内尔 我没有晚归时间限制的 I'm a grown man, Neil. I don't have a curfew.
你现在是没有 Not yet you don't.
说真的 你的跟我说实话 好吗？ But in all seriousness, you got to tell me something, okay?
-我有酒气吗？ -有 Do I smell like beer? Yeah.
好 这样就闻不出我 到底有什么味道了 Good. Because you know what I don't smell like, then?
烟草味 那瓶我请你 Cigarettes and weed. That one's free.
耶！ Yeah!
梦在继续！ 战无不胜！ The dream continues! Still undefeated!
耶！好 Yes! Nice.
瞧瞧这个家伙 看看你啊 Will you look at this guy? Look at you.
这就是你结婚的样子吗？ Is this what it looks like to be married?
过来 哥们儿 还早着呢 Come here, man. It's still early on.
为了忠诚、承诺和所有其它一切干一杯 To fidelity, commitment, the whole shebang.
好啊 我今天还得到提升了 Yeah, and I also got a promotion today.
再加一条 保佑梦境继续 Add it to the list. Forever blessed as the dream continues.
-你怎么样 伙计？ -我怎么样？ How are you doing, buddy? How am I doing?
好问题 Good question.
我因为那周去参加婚礼而被炒了 Turns out I got fired for taking that week off to go to the wedding.
等一下 你被炒了？ Wait a minute. You got fired?
其实我根本没得到假期 Apparently, I never had authorization.
我的老板声称从未收到我的邮件 My boss claims he never received my e-mail.
之后我的现金流出现了危机 Then I had a little bit of a cash flow situation,
最后就失去了我的公寓 so I ended up losing my apartment.
你不会住你的车里吧？ You're not living out of your car?
卡尔 我不是动物 Carl, I'm not an animal.
另外 那是公司的车 我失去工作… Plus, it was a company car. So when I lost the job...
没关系 我捡了辆十速的车 It's okay. I picked up a ten-speed.
戴夫让我在酒吧营业结束之后暂住 Dave's letting me crash at the bar after hours.
杜普利 你不能住酒吧里 我们不再是20岁多的人了 Dupree, you can't sleep in a bar. We're not in our 20s anymore.
当然可以了 我在后面有个帆布床 Sure you can. I got a cot set up in the back.
荒唐！ This is ridiculous.
听着 你要回家 你要和我们住 Look, you're gonna come home and you're going to stay with us.
真感动你说这话 但我不会要求也不会去的 That's sweet of you to say, but I can't impose, and I won't.
杜普利永远都靠自己活着 Dupree will land on his feet as always.
我们来干一杯好吗？ 谢谢 Can I have a toast, please? Thank you.
听着杜普利 我们得把帆布床弄走 Listen, Dupree, we've got to get rid of the cot.
有些常客开始抱怨了 Some of the regulars are starting to complain.
他们觉得你能睡在这里 而他们不能很不公平 They don't think it's fair that you get to sleep here and they don't.
柯利说的 是不是？ Curley said that, didn't he?
-柯利？柯利！ -什么？ Curley? Curley! What?
你对我睡床上有意见啊？ What? You got a problem with me sleeping on the cot?
我们都对你睡床上有意见 We all have a problem with you sleeping on the cot.
我们投过票 通过了 We took a vote. The ayes have it.
-杜普利？和我们住？ -不算住 Dupree? Live with us? Not live.
就是呆几天 Just stay for a couple of days
直到他能自己搞定 until he gets back on his feet.
莫莉 他一直在酒吧里过夜 Molly, he's been sleeping in a bar.
-怎么会这样？ -谁知道？这是杜普利 How does that happen? Who knows? It's Dupree.
我告诉过你 他妈妈和那个练瑜伽的蠢蛋搬到了佛罗里达 I mean, I told you. His mother moved to Florida with that yoga idiot,
他所有的朋友包括我都结婚了 and all of his friends are married, including myself.
他没有地方去 他像个孤儿 He's got nowhere to go. He's like an orphan.
等会儿 Wait a second.
这些都是什么？ What's all this?
我们应该举行的庆祝活动 This is that celebration we were supposed to have
-为了你的提升 -哦 对了 about your promotion. Oh, that's right.
对不起 亲爱的 I'm sorry, hon.
瞧 莫莉 让我出去一下 Look, Molly, let me go outside
告诉杜普利把他的带子拿进… and tell Dupree to bring his bags in...
什么？杜普利在这里？ What? Dupree's here?
卡尔！卡尔 Carl! Carl.
卡尔 Carl.
好吧 你说对了 Okay, look, you're right.
我搞砸了 我全做错了 对不起 I screwed up. I did this all wrong, and I'm sorry.
我应该先打电话的 I should have called first.
你瞧 也许我应该给他点钱 让他去住汽车旅馆 You know what? Maybe I should just give him some money for a motel.
卡尔 卡尔 Carl. Carl.
他是你最好的朋友 他已经来了 He's your best friend. He's here.
-让他住吧 -太棒了莫莉 He can stay. That's great, Molly.
听着 他只呆几天 Look, it's only gonna be for a couple days.
-最多一周 -好 Well, a week at the most. Okay.
之后 他就走人 After that, he's out of here.
让那些蜡烛亮着 我马上就回来 Keep those candles burning. I'll be right back.
好吧 Okay.
嘿莫莉 Hey, Molly.
我想让你知道 我非常非常感激 I want you to know I really, really appreciate this, okay?
-好吧 这个没关系的杜普利 -谢谢 Yeah. No. It's really no problem, Dupree. Thanks.
-很棒的鹿 -哦 是啊 Nice moose. Oh, yeah.
莫菲 向太太问好 Murphy, say hello to the missus.
嗨 莫菲 Hi, Murphy.
-进来吧 伙计 当成自己家 -好啊 Come on in, buddy. Make yourself at home. Great.
我希望沙发还成 I hope the couch is okay 'cause
-因为我们所有事都在上面进行 -哦 好的 我在哪里都行 we're working on everything upstairs. Oh, yeah. I'm fine anyplace.
-你知道东西都在哪里 -谢谢 And you know where everything is. Thank you.
太棒了 谢谢 Great. Thanks.
谢谢 还有 你们都放心 Thank you. And, hey, listen, just to put your minds at ease,
这不会太久的 好吗？ this is not a permanent situation. Okay?
我要去找工作 明天就努力去找 I'm hitting the job trail, I'm gonna hit it hard tomorrow.
努力就会有回报的 Wheels of change are in motion.
好 好 态度很好 Good. Good. That's a good attitude.
尽管向我前老板所说 我不能干 Despite what my ex-boss said, I'm not unhirable.
复印机又不会自己推销自己 Those copiers didn't exactly sell themselves.
坦白的讲 我觉得我们的产品很差 And frankly, I think we had an inferior product,
如果人们问起我就这么说 and I'd tell people that if they asked.
我不会为那孙子撒谎… I wasn't going to lie for that son of...
我不想为他开始 但是… I don't want to get started on him, but...
好 太好了 把这里当成自己家 Okay, great. Well, make yourself at home,
莫莉和我要去… and Molly and I are...
呃 我们要上楼处理点事情 Well, we're going to go upstairs and take care of some stuff.
呃 嘿 嘿 嘿 听着 我们都是成年人了 Well, hey, hey, hey, hey. Listen, we're all adults here.
你们新婚 做爱是很重要的一部分 You're newlyweds. Making love's a big part of that.
你们要亲近对方 我明白 You're supposed to explore each other. I get it.
来吧 Come on.
如果是这样的话 If this situation's gonna work,
我们应该坦诚相见 we've got to be honest with each other.
现在 你们继续 要尽兴 我不会去偷听的 Now, go on. Enjoy yourselves. I'm not gonna listen.
走吧 继续 离开这里 晚安 Hump away. Go on, get out of here. Good night.
好吧 Okay.
晚安 Good night.
我有点担心和他家长的会面 I'm kind of dreading the talk with his parents.
他对待其他人都不是非常友好… He hasn't really been treating anybody very nicely at...
-这样不好 -对我们 That's not good. No. Not for us
和我们的沙发来说都不好 or our couch.
计算机技术 不行 Computer skills. Not really.
麦莎区橡树村 The Oaks at Mesa Vista.
真让人激动 不是吗？ This is exciting, isn't it?
震惊 让人震惊 Stunning. Just stunning.
你瞧 先生 如果我们不准备种树 You know, sir, if we're not gonna have any trees,
也许我们应该考虑改名字 Maybe we should consider changing the name.
不 不 不 我爱这名字 No. No, no, I love the name.
名字很重要 卡尔 Names are important, Carl.
你不接电话吗？ Are you gonna answer that phone?
失陪一会儿 Give me a second.
-你要干吗？ -卡尔 嘿 - What do you want? - Carl, hey.
很快就好 你的马桶揣子在哪里？ Real quick, where do you keep the plungers?
揣子？你要揣子干吗用？ A plunger? What do you need a plunger for?
没什么 我只想呆在其它东西的上面 No reason. Just want to stay on top of stuff.
什么叫没什么？ 怎么了？ What do you mean "no reason"? What happened?
没什么 我只是想知道东西都在哪里 以防紧急事件的发生 No reason. I just want to know where things are in case there's an emergency,
也许永远都不会有紧急事件 which there probably never will be.
我没时间 我… I don't have time for this. I'm...
我没时间说这些 我在工作 我得挂了 I don't have time for this. I'm at work. I got to go.
你得挤出点时间 You better make some time for it
出了点小情况 'cause we got a little bit of a situation.
我根本不想说什么 但是… I didn't want to have to say anything, but...
卡尔？ Carl?
停了 Just stopped.
我们说到哪儿了？ Where were we?
我们在谈名字卡尔 他们有多重要 We were talking about names, Carl. How important they are.
你有没有想过让莫莉保留她的姓？ Would you ever consider letting Molly keep her last name?
我知道 这是一个岳父的 很奇怪的请求 I mean, I know it's a strange request coming from a father-in-law,
对于一个男人 姓名就是他的遗产 but a man's name is his legacy,
如果莫莉跟了你的姓 and if Molly takes yours,
汤普森这个姓只能和我一起老死 then the Thompson name dies with me.
还有很多姓汤普森的人呢 是不是？ Well, there's lots of Thompsons around, aren't there?
不是一回事 卡尔 不 不 不 不是一回事 Not in a direct line, Carl. No, no, not in a direct line.
呃 那我们的孩子怎么办？ Well, what about our kids?
孩子们应该姓父亲的姓 你不这么认为吗？ Children should have the last name of the father, don't you think?
你们要有孩子了？ You're having kids?
呃 不是现在 但是肯定会有的 Well, not right now, but eventually.
你知道 在某些亚洲文化中 卡尔 You know, in certain Asian cultures, Carl,
丈夫会跟妻子的姓的 the husband takes the wife's name.
等等 你刚刚说过男人的遗产就是他的姓名 Wait a minute. You just said a man's legacy is his name.
好吧 加个连字符怎么样？ All right. What about a hyphen?
-连字符？ -是啊 A hyphen? Yeah.
我要问问莫莉 我觉得她不会… I could ask Molly, but I don't think she...
等等 你是说我 Wait a minute. You mean me.
你是说我应该在姓上加个连字符 You mean I'm supposed to hyphenate.
这个 你可以保留你的姓 只要加个连字符就行 这是双赢 Well, then you can still use your own name, only you'll be hyphenating it. It's win-win.
恕我直言 对我来说这根本不是 先生 With all due respect, not for me it isn't, sir.
好吧 忘了它吧 你看起来很沮丧 All right, forget it. You're obviously upset about it.
你瞧 对不起 我居然提起这事来 You know what, I'm sorry I even brought it up.
还是让我们集中精神在你的项目上吧 Let's keep focused on your project.
上啊！上啊！托史 你怎么回事 把该死的球给我 Come on! Come on! Toshi, what are you doing? You gave him a meatball!
看车 Watch the car!
传啊 传啊 我们来搞定他 Throw it, throw it. We got him.
传啊 传啊 Throw it, throw it!
他上垒了吗？他… 哦 瞧啊 Did he touch the plate? He... Oh, here we go.
比赛要扭转局面了 爽！ The game just turned. Yes!
卡尔 彼得森获得第三名 Carl Peterson, third team honorable mention.
实在1984年全区的比赛里 我们要卡尔 All-district, 1984. We get Carl.
-不行 我们要他 -嘿 怎么了？ No, we get him. Hey, what's going on?
他来了 嘿 亲爱的 There he is. Hey, sweet heat.
要咸鱼翻身了 Time to dust off the old jockstrap.
那孩子道奇已经赢了我们一下午了 This kid Dougie's been killing us all afternoon.
我们要你出马 走啊 We need your arm out there. Let's go.
杜普利 我想去 但是我不能 我今天过得很累 Dupree, I'd love to, but I can't. I kind of had a rough day.
我要进去看看莫莉 And I better go in and see Molly.
很好 家庭第一 优先 I like it. Family first. Priorities.
好吧 他玩不了了 我们得自己来 Okay, he can't play. We're gonna have to do it ourselves.
-听着 我想让你给他投个头侧球 行吗？ -什么是头侧球？ Now listen, I want you to brush him back here, okay? What's a brushback?
就是朝着他仍过去就行了 吓唬他一下 It's where you throw it really close to him. Scare him a little bit,
别打中他 因为他块头比你大 but don't hit him 'cause he's bigger than you.
但是杜普利先生 我不会打棒球 But, Mr. Dupree, I don't even play baseball.
我玩乐器得 想起来了吗？ I'm in the orchestra, remember?
首先 叫我杜普利 因为我是你的队友 First of all, call me Dupree 'cause I'm your team-mate.
其次 你玩乐器又如何 Second of all, so what if you're in the orchestra.
卡佛许 亨特也一样 So was Catfish Hunter.
我们上 我们上！ 开始吧 开始吧 瞧啊击球手… Let's go. Let's go. Here we go! Here we go! Hey, batter, batter...
嗨！工作如何？ Hi! How was work?
还好 It was fine.
-好的还好？还是坏的还好？ -好 好 Good fine? Bad fine? Fine, fine.
你肯定不敢相信我的职业计划的反响 You wouldn't believe the response I'm getting for my Career Day program.
我会在15号给你留个位置 如果你感兴趣的话 And I saved a spot for you on the 15th if you're interested.
当然 当然 Yeah, of course.
我会带些蓝图没准还有模型去的 I'll bring in some blueprints and maybe even some models.
-很好 -不 起来 - It'll be fun. - No. Get away.
-你打中了我！你故意的！ -孩子们都很喜欢 You hit me! You hit me on purpose! The kids'll really love it.
你要打了！求你了 就这样吧 No more fighting. Thank you, that's it!
嘿！嘿！来吧 算了吧 算了吧 Hey! Hey! Come on now! Break it up. That's it!
你好 我是杜普利 Hola, you've reached Dupree.
如果和招聘有关 If this is in regards to employment,
请注意 我的四级驾照已经过期了 please be aware that my Class Four driver's license has expired,
与石棉有关的工作我也不要 我不会去的 and I am no longer willing to work with asbestos. I won't do it.
你能相信吗 就一个小插曲 Can you believe that? A little chin music
整个社区头疯了 and the whole neighborhood goes crazy.
-就像… -哦 如果找卡尔和莫莉 请按2键 It was like... Oh, and for Carl and Molly, press two.
哦 我正打算告诉你们 Oh, I meant to tell you about that.
我改了答录机以防有给我份工作 I changed the answering machine in case somebody calls about a job.
我一直都在关注工作的事 I'm staying on top of this job thing.
你们能理解吧？ You guys are okay with that, right?
工作优先 We got to put the job first.
呃卡尔 我们有问题吗？ Well, Carl, are we okay with that?
莫莉 莫莉 过来 Molly. Molly, come on.
好啊 Nice.
HBO台 绝对是最好 HBO. Simply the best.
-你什么时候搞来的HBO？ -是啊 你看到了 When did we get HBO? Yeah, you saw that.
我来改善一下我们的生活 我们可以均摊费用 I upgraded us, and I'm going to go halfsies on it
因为我也爱看 'cause I love it also.
你们楼上也有了 You get it upstairs, too.
我想你们也能收到Oxygen频道 I think you get the Oxygen channel, too.
-干吗？你在干吗？ -干吗？ What? What are you doing? What?
你想要什么？电影台？ What do you want? Cinemax?
你们听到了吗？ 觉得怎么样？ What do you hear? What do you say?
让我直说吧 他绑架了我们的答录机 So, let me get this straight. I mean, he hijacks our answering machine.
'卡尔和莫莉 按2键' "Carl and Molly, press two." Okay?
然后他又决定 '我就睡在沙发上 And then he decides, "Hey, I'm sleeping on the couch,
'我要订HBO台' "and I'm gonna order HBO."
你瞧 卡尔 难道是我错了吗？ I mean, I don't know, Carl. Am I wrong here?
卡尔！ Carl!
莫莉 你想让我怎么办 抽他一顿？ Molly, what do you want me to do, whack the guy?
瞧 我让杜普利在没有得到允许的情况下 不要乱动东西了 Look, I told Dupree not to change anything without asking,
另外我给了他一套睡衣 and I gave him a pair of pajamas.
杜普利知道该怎么做了 Dupree's gonna get the hang of this.
他就从来都没有安分过 他就像是婆罗岛上的猿人 He's never truly been domesticated. He's like the ape-man of Borneo.
那我们收留他 难道算是幸运？ Oh, so we're the lucky ones who get to housebreak him?
不 你知道我什么意思 亲爱的 No, you know what I mean, honey.
我受够了 I'm over it.
我今天已经把感谢信写完了 I finished my thank-you notes today.
-你那半还需要帮忙吗？ -不 不 不 我… Do you need help with your half? No, no, no, I...
烛台 面包机 克罗克牌锅 我全写完了 Candlesticks, bread maker, Crock-Pot. I got them covered.
这是我最后一次提议了 It's my final offer.
不用了 我全搞定了 No, I got them covered.
不好意思 打搅了 哦！ Sorry to interrupt. Oh!
-妈的杜普利！怎么回事！ -紧急情况 Damn it, Dupree! What is this? This is an emergency.
对不起 是楼下的厕所 又他妈出问题了 I'm sorry. The downstairs crapper, it's on the fritz again.
你什么意思'出问题了' What do you mean, "It's on the fritz"?
我也不知道 就是出问题了 I don't know. It's on the fritz.
告诉我他在开玩笑 Please tell me he's joking.
也许我们需要互相接济一下了 We might need some matches.
那算回答你的问题吗？ Does that answer your question?
哦 天呐！ Oh, God!
杜普利！哦 我的天呐 我不知… Dupree! Oh, my God. I don't...
卡尔！卡尔！ Carl! Carl!
杜普利！杜普利？ Dupree! Dupree?
呦！ Yo!
杜普利 昨晚你把我们厕所弄的太恶心了 Dupree, what you did in our bathroom last night was disgusting.
莫莉都快晕倒了 Molly nearly passed out.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
相信我 我再也不吃布法罗鸡翅了 Believe me. I'm never eating Buffalo wings again.
不管我有多爱吃 我都要戒了 I don't care how much I love them. I'm off them.
很怪异 我的胃曾像大山羊一样 但是现在不行了 It's weird. I used to have a stomach like a billy goat, but not anymore.
现在 我做了点早餐给…莫莉 好极了 Now, I made a little breakfast for... Molly, great.
-来吧 -早上好 Come here. Morning.
早上好 Good morning.
在这儿 让我为你拉椅子 Right here. Let me get this chair for you here.
-请坐 早餐准备好了 -好 Have a seat. Breakfast is served. Yes.
我想卡尔告诉过我 你最喜欢 I believe Carl told me you're a fan of
香蕉烤饼和大豆咖啡 the banana pancake and the soy macchiato.
等一下 One second.
我想让一切都完美 I want this to be perfect.
这些都是你告诉他的？ Did you tell him all this?
给你 Here you go.
大豆咖啡 Soy macchiato.
-杜普利 你不必做这些的 -我必须得做这些的 Dupree, you really didn't have to do all this. Yes, I did have to do this.
你瞧 我给你们的第一印象不好 Look, I know I got off on the wrong foot,
我想让你们都知道 这一切我都很感激 and I just want you both to know that I really appreciate this.
我真的很感激 And I'm grateful.
-我不知道该说什么 只是… -什么都别说 I don't know what to say, but... Don't say anything.
请接受我的歉意并且享用早餐吧 Just accept my apology and enjoy this feast.
我要去参加一个胜算很大的面试 I'm off to a very promising job interview
这就是为什么我穿的那么整齐 祝我好运吧 拜拜 which explains my natty attire. Wish me luck. Goodbye.
-好运 加油吧 -我会的 再见 Good luck. Go get them, tiger! I will. Thank you.
穿的就像舞会礼服似的 Off like a prom dress.
那你自己介绍一下自己吧杜普利先生 So, why don't you describe yourself, Mr. Dupree.
我是一个很有人缘的人 很受欢迎 I'm a people person. Very personable.
我坚持人生要享乐 I absolutely insist on enjoying life.
我不是以工作为导向的人 不是工作机器 Not so task-oriented. I'm not a workhorse.
如果你要找的是工作机器型的 那我不是你要找的人 If you're looking for a Clydesdale, I'm probably not your man.
我不是为了工作而活着 Like, I don't live to work.
反着说更准确 我为活着而工作 It's more the other way around. I work to live.
顺便问一下 你们哥伦布日的政策是什么？ Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day?
-我们上班 -真的？ Yeah, we work. Really?
那家伙可是发现了新大陆啊 The guy discovered the New World.
我恐怕还得问一下 那对日战争胜利日呢？ I'm afraid to even ask about Victory over Japan Day.
埃迪 有个电话找你… Eddie. You have a call waiting on line...
嘿 我们试过了 对吧？ Hey, we tried. Right?
多谢 Thanks a lot. Yeah.
劳驾 我的留着我的简历 I'm gonna keep my resume. Excuse me.
你得向前倾还要全神贯注 You've got to lean into it and commit to it.
就是这样 如果你害怕就会伤到自己 That's the way. You get hurt if you're afraid.
如果你们时间控制的好 你们都… And if you time it just right, then you both...
他来了 下来 你们得弄的有点节奏 There he goes. Come down. You guys got to get a rhythm going.
来吧 Come on.
看看我 瞧 我正跑下斜坡 Here, watch me. See, I'm just running down the ramp.
这其实要比在滑板上更难 It's actually harder than on a skateboard.
就这样 速度能帮你的 加油 There we go. Speed's your friend. Hold on.
嗯 就这样 Yeah, come down. Go.
你看到他如何控制时间的了？ 然后他就能冲上来 走！ You see how he's timing it? And then he pops it up? Go!
好 走 再来一次！ Yes! Go! One more time.
你那里怎么样？ So, what's going on over here?
卡尔 过来看看这帮小鬼 在阿兰他爸给咱们修的坡道上滑的怎么样 Carl, check out this badass skate ramp I had Aaron's dad build for us.
嘿 我正跟他们说咱们当初是怎么 把它搞的稀巴烂的 Hey, man, I was just telling these guys how we used to tear it up back in the day.
好 真好 Yep! Pretty good.
嘿 我有个主意 Hey, I got an idea.
你觉得给那帮小鬼秀一下怎么样？ What do you say we put on a little show for these guys?
毁掉几个滑板 搞点气氛出来 Throw down some one-wheelers. Make it rain out here.
来吧 就一会儿 Come on. For a second.
是啊 让我看看你有多牛 Yeah, let's see what you got.
是啊 给我们秀一段 Yeah, show us something.
好吧 给我个滑板 好啊 卡尔！ Okay, give me a board. Yes! Carl!
一边去 小鬼 Step aside, guys.
亲爱的 我需要帮助 Honey, I need some help.
好的 就像过去那样 Yep, just like back in the day.
好棒 Nice!
让他们看看我们过去是怎么玩的 Let's show them how we used to do it.
一边去 一边去 Step aside. Step aside.
没人说我们能长命百岁 Well, no one ever said we were gonna live forever.
出发 Let's go.
卡尔！卡尔 你在干吗？ Carl! Carl, what are you doing?
你觉得他在干吗？他要爽一把 What's it look like he's doing? He's getting ready to rip it up.
放心莫莉 就一会儿就好 Relax, Molly. This is only gonna take a second.
-来啊杜普利 -你来喊出发 Come on, Dupree! Say when.
-现在 -好！ When! Yeah!
哦 我完蛋了 Oh, I'm racked!
卡尔！ Carl!
哦 我的小弟弟完蛋了 Oh, I racked my little Duprees.
你最后一次站在滑板上是什么时候？ When was the last time you were even on a skateboard?
-哦 1987. Oh.
有一度我们就像找到了过去那种感觉 For a second there we almost had it back.
是啊 Yeah.
这是什么 What is this?
你在开玩笑吗？ Are you kidding me?
这算是什么玩意啊？ Is this some kind of a joke?
卡尔 汤普森想要更多的房子 Carl, Thompson wanted more units.
环形的感觉不错 Thought it would work better as a wraparound.
环形 Wraparound.
麦莎区不是环形的 Mesa Vista is not a wraparound.
-帕克明天见 -晚安 老板 Hasta manana, Paco. Good night, boss.
-汤普森先生 -嘿 你看到初稿了吗 Look, Mr. Thompson. Hey. You see the preliminaries?
嗯 我看过了 这跟我最初的提案完全不同 Yeah, I did, and it's completely different than my original proposal.
见鬼了卡尔 别跟我争这些了好吗？ God damn it, Carl. Will you stop fighting this?
人们是来买房子的 让政府出钱修公园吧 People buy homes. Let the government pay for the parks.
我们纳税不就是为了这个吗 That's why we have taxes.
麦莎区橡树村就像是一列装满现金的火车 The Oaks at Mesa Vista is a money train.
你还想不想干了？ You wanna be on it?
好吧 我来干 Yeah, I'm on it.
装钱的火车 我要给你一列装满钱的火车 Money train. I'll give you a money train.
现在！现在！你得传了！ - Right there! Right there! - You gotta throw it now!
传啊！传啊！传啊！ Please, please, please!
-不 他没过去 -不 不 怎么会？ No, he didn't go over! No! No! Why?
他没成功 哥们儿 卡尔 欢迎回家！ He didn't make it, man. Carl! Welcome home!
过来吧 哥们儿 我们给你留了个座位 Come here, buddy! We got one for you.
-给他拿瓶啤酒 -你们在这里干什么？ Get a beer for him. What are you guys doing?
-我们在看球 -多新鲜 我看的出 We're watching the game. Yeah, I can see that.
嘿 伙计们！ 请他妈给我闭上一会儿嘴好吗 Hey, guys! Please, shut the hell up for two seconds
都第四节了 就差几英尺了 请安静会儿 'cause it's fourth and inches. Please, just shut up.
-你闭嘴！ -第四节了 就差几尺了 - You shut up! - It's fourth and inches!
你怎么不跟你自己家看去？ Why don't you watch it in your house?
周末晚上我不能请朋友回家的 你是知道的 I can't have friends over on weeknights and you know that.
长点志气 这跟我没关系内尔 Grow a sac. It's not my problem, Neil.
找你们家安妮说去 Take it up with Annie.
-老大出马了 -嗯 是啊 这样我没法和他谈 Time for the lion tamer. Yeah, well, I can't talk to him like this.
怎么了？你还好吧？ What's going on? You all right?
嗯 我很好 Yeah. I'm fine.
天 我最近一直在观察你 哥们儿 God, I've been watching you lately, man,
你干的太累了 也应该找点乐子 and you're really putting in the hours, but you got to find some balance.
找点属于你的乐子 你知道我什么意思吧 属于你的乐子 Find a little Carl time. You know what I'm saying? Carl time.
美洲狮先触地 现在华盛顿州… First down, Cougars. Now Washington State...
你说的对 You're right.
你的乐子 来吧 Carl time. Come here.
莫莉今晚得回去处理一些学校的事务 Molly's got the Back to School thing tonight.
这房子就属于我们了 让我们好好看看球吧 We got the house to ourselves for a while. Let's watch the game.
放松点 放松点 我是说… Let your hair down. Let your hair down. I mean...
我觉得你操劳过度了 You think I've been overdoing it with the work thing?
我知道你一直操劳过度 I know you've been overdoing it.
-是啊 放轻松点 -稍微放松点 哥们 稍微放松点 Yeah. Shake it loose, huh? Just live a little, man. Just live a little.
是啊 我应该去搞点烤玉米片来 Yeah. You know, maybe I ought to make my nachos.
-好啊！ -好啊！ Nice! Yes!
-卡尔时间！ -我把卡尔的玉米片吃到饱 Carl time! Nachos, Carl nachos are in my belly.
-内尔 把音量开大 -好 好 Hey, Neil, turn up the volume. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
你知道埃迪也爱吃卡尔的玉米片 You know who else loves Carl's nachos is Eddie.
-给他打电话 -我已经打了 Give him a call. I already did.
卡尔动起来 伙计！ 弄辣点！ Carl, soup them up, man! Make them spicy!
好 伙计们 就这样 就这样 Okay, guys. This is it. This is it.
来吧 来啊 来啊 来啊 上帝！ Come on. Just come on. Please. Please, God!
传啊！传啊！ Send everybody! Send everybody!
好！好！好！ 妈的！ Yes! Yes! Yes! Damn!
-不 不 -不 不 - No, no. - No, no.
不！ No!
-不！不！ -不！不！ No, no! No! No!
-不！ -好！ No! Yes!
-我说什么来着？ -我说的没错！ What did I tell you? That's what I'm saying!
恭喜你们 白痴 恭喜你们 伙计们 很好 Congratulations, idiots. Congratulations, guys. Very good.
50个俯卧撑 大个 50个俯卧撑 Fifty pushups, faggot. Fifty pushups.
我不会做俯卧撑的 I'm not giving you any pushups.
-愿赌服输 -好吧 慢慢欣赏吧 That was the deal. Fine. Okay? Enjoy it.
-一 二… -他身体不好 One, two... He has a condition.
-三 四… -没错 我身体不好 Three, four. That's right! I have a condition.
-我不能老做这个的 -来吧 I should not keep doing this. Come on!
我有肠痉挛 I have a gamey colon, and it gets spastic and spasms.
你没问题的 You don't have a condition.
-卡尔 卡尔！内尔 闭嘴卡尔 -我不明白 Carl. Carl! Neil, shut up! Carl. I didn't read that.
马克怎么了？ Mark, what? What is it, Mark?
莫莉 Molly.
嗨 Hi.
哦 嗨莫莉 Oh, hey, Molly.
-你回来早了 -是吗？ You're home early. Really?
我请了些朋友过来 I just invited some of the guys over
看橄榄球比赛 to watch a little football.
想找个机会轻松一下 一点自己的时间 Figured it was just a little time to loosen up. A little Carl time.
我爱玛格丽特酒！ Me gusta margarita!
好啊杜普利 Hola, Dupree.
你好莫莉 Hola, Molly.
查理 放聪明点 Charlie. Brilliant.
-对不起 -我们该走了 Sorry. We should go.
-你们要走了？ -是啊 我们走吧 You guys want to go? Yeah, let's get out of here.
好主意 那咱们去拉里家吧 That's a good idea. Let's go to Larry's.
我们走吧 我们走 我们走 Let's get out of here. Let it go. Let it go.
-我把我的领带怎么了？ -走吧 What'd I do with my tie? Let's go.
-拜 -对不起 我把烟灰弄到地上了 Bye. Sorry, I ashed on your floor.
-好 -把领带从你头上摘下来 Great. Take that tie off your head.
我明天把这个带到办公室 还给卡尔 I'll bring this back tomorrow. I'll give it to Carl at the office.
别告诉安妮我来过这里 如果你要说… So, don't tell Annie I was here. And if you do, don't...
-请别告诉她我让你不要… -滚吧 内尔 Just don't tell her that I asked you not to... Get out, Neil.
-滚吧 -好 我这就走 Out! Okay. I'll just go.
我知道你怎么想的 莫莉 I know what you're thinking, Molly.
我们会把这些小毯子洗干净的 我保证 But we were gonna have this rug shampooed. I promise you.
哦 看啊 看看这个 Oh, and look. Look at that.
这是我奶奶上等的(cheese与奶酪同词)银盘 It's my grandmother's silver cheese platter.
你却拿它装玉米片 You used it to serve nachos.
这个 玉米片里也有奶酪 Well, nachos have cheese in them.
-让我来开始收拾吧… -杜普利 停下 Let me just start cleaning up some of... Dupree, please stop.
有些人居然迟到了 别担心 Somebody arriving late for the party. Don't worry about it.
聚会…比赛结束了 The party... Game's over!
走开 聚会结束了 Go away! The party's over!
聚会…莫莉 看在上帝的份上 不要！ Party... Molly, for the love of God! Please!
我们听说这里有些坏小子想搞事 We heard there were some bad boys in here.
是有 可是已经走了 There were, but they left.
听着卡尔 我… You know, Carl, I...
我想这件事已经过去了 I really think I've been pretty cool about this whole situation,
我不想和你进行这次谈话 and I hate having this conversation with you.
但这不是我设想的开头 But this is not exactly how I pictured us getting started.
我知道 I know.
听着 杜普利必须走人 Look, Dupree's got to go.
不 不是关于是不是把杜普利赶走 No. It's not about kicking Dupree out.
只是你当时说只需要几天 It's just that you said it was gonna be a couple of days.
瞧 莫莉 他是我的好朋友 Look, Molly. He's my best friend.
不知如何 我觉得我得有责任 Somehow I feel responsible for him.
现在是时候该让你把责任分个主次了 Then maybe it's time to start prioritizing your responsibilities.
你说的对 You're right.
-要是他有个女朋友呢？ -好主意 What if he had a girlfriend? Good idea.
一个没工作 没车 还睡在别人家沙发上的人 But how is a guy with no job, no car, living on somebody's couch
-怎么会找到女朋友？ -新来的图书管理员 gonna find any kind of girlfriend? Our new librarian.
她看起来很不错 She seems really nice.
你觉得一个不错的图书管理员就能 改变杜普利吗？ You want to fix Dupree up with a really nice librarian?
听着 我认识这个家伙已经25年了 Listen, I know the guy for 25 years.
我觉得还是年轻的 外国的 而非图书管理员的妞更对他胃口 I think he's more into the young, foreign, non-librarian type.
-问问也无妨 -我觉得希望不大 Well, it wouldn't hurt to ask. I wouldn't get my hopes up.
我会去的 I'll do it.
哦 太棒了 你不想了解她一下吗？ Oh, that's great. Do you want to know anything about her?
不用 好吧 她有车吗？ No. Well, does she have a car?
有 她有 Yeah. She does.
好 看看她能不能八点或者 差一刻八点过来接我 Good. See if she can swing by and get me around 8:00. Or quarter to.
-今晚？ -求你 Tonight? Please.
-好吧 -是叫坎迪？ Okay. Candy?
-曼蒂 -曼蒂 那更好 Mandy. Mandy. That's even better.
图书管理员 Librarian.
不 不 No. No.
我还以为你很勇敢呢 I thought you were really brave.
我是说 我对你有了新的认识卡尔 I mean, I have a whole new respect for you, Carl.
米饭还成 不过 Well, the rice was okay, but just for the record,
章鱼可就没有鸡肉那么好吃了 octopus does not taste like chicken.
但你也吃了 But you ate it.
那是什么？ What is that?
是那首Funky Cold Medina吗？ Funky Cold Medina?
看来杜普利把对象带到家里了 It looks like Dupree brought his date home.
亲爱的 门上怎么有条领带？ Honey, what is a tie doing on our door?
莫莉 我觉得我们应该在街区里多转几圈 Molly, I think we ought to drive around the block a couple times.
等会 不行 曼蒂是个摩门教徒 Wait a minute. No way. Mandy's a Mormon.
-她不是那种女孩… -摩门教徒？ She's not the kind of girl... A Mormon?
…谁会在第一次约会上来就搞那什么啊 ...who would get busy on the first date.
你居然撮合杜普利和一个摩门教图书管理员 You fixed Dupree up with a Mormon librarian.
莫莉等等！ Molly, wait!
-哦 我的天呐 -怎么了？ Oh, my God. What?
让我们再绕着街区开几圈 Let's drive around the block.
卡尔！ Carl!
那个黄油碟是我们的结婚礼物 That butter dish was our wedding gift.
-哥们儿 哥们儿 等会儿 让我解释一下 -他拿黄油做什么？ Guys, guys! Hold it! Let me explain. What was he doing with butter?
-杜普利 不要解释 -不是看起来那样的 Dupree, no need to explain. It's not what it looks like.
-杜普利 不需要任何解释 -我知道 Dupree, no explanation necessary. I know.
回到房子里去 Go back in the house!
先让我感谢完莫莉带给我人生当中最好的一夜 Not before I thank Molly for the best night of my life.
莫莉 莫莉 谢谢你 Mol, Mol. Thank you.
在里面发生的一切都是那么的自然 那么的美妙 What happened in there, it was so natural. So beautiful.
-回到屋里去 听着 我有那么多邻居呐 -我知道你有 Go back inside. Listen, I've got neighbors. I know you do.
但是听着 我恋爱了 But listen to me. I'm in love.
-杜普利 杜普利 -我不会当着你们面做这些的 Dupree. Dupree, I'm not going to do this with you tonight!
-上帝啊！莫莉 快报警 -我的天… Jesus! Molly, call the fire department! Oh, my...
-卡尔！ -曼蒂！ Carl! Mandy!
曼蒂！曼蒂！ Mandy! Mandy!
我们家着火了！ 着火了！ Fire in our house! It's fire!
-我的沙发！ -打滚！ - My couch! - Roll!
上帝 我爱这沙发 God, I loved this couch.
救援115... Rescue 115...
你也许不知道 当我看到你身上着着火的时候 我的心都停止跳动了 You know, when I saw you on fire, my heart stopped.
我的肾上腺素全涌了上来 我也许都能… I had so much adrenaline pumping through me, I probably could have...
都能把这车举起来扔出10个街区开外去 Could have picked up this car and just hurled it 10 blocks.
是你来说 还是我自己来说？ Are you gonna do this, or am I gonna have to?
-我会亲自处理得 -就今晚 卡尔 I'll take care of it. Tonight, Carl.
走吧 离开这里 Go on, get out of here.
否则我的双手做点什么出来 我可负不了责任。走吧！ Or I'm not responsible for what these hands are gonna do. Go!
拜 Bye.
-你没事吧？ -嗯 You okay? Yeah.
只是有点被烟熏到了 Yeah, just a little smoke inhalation.
哇 难以置信 Wow. Unbelievable.
曼蒂毫发无损 Mandy was completely unharmed.
消防警说可能正是黄油救了她的命 Fire chief said that the butter probably saved her life.
真是个奇迹 你得感谢上帝 You talk about a miracle. You just got to thank the big man.
你只能… It's all you can...
你有病啊？ 为什么非得用那么多蜡烛？ What is wrong with you? Why did you have to use so many candles?
我只是想营造气氛 I was just trying to set a mood.
你知道我是怎么的一个人 卡尔 You know how I am, Carl.
是 我知道 Yeah. I do.
听着… Look...
你该到别处去了 It's about time you got on the road.
-你们需要帮忙吗？ -不用 我们没事 放松 You guys need any help? No, we're good. Relax.
那么 我过得很愉快 Well, I had a lovely stay.
感谢你们两位的大方 Thank you both for your generosity.
昨晚我很抱歉 别生气了 Sorry about last night, and no hard feelings.
我希望… 至少不要生我的气了 I hope. At least, there are none on my part.
-好吧。你确定你有地方去？ -是的 我有地方去住 Okay. Are you sure you got a place to go? Yeah. I got a place to go.
去曼蒂家住 Going to Mandy's.
图书管理员？ The librarian?
你不觉得进展太快了吗 杜普利？ Don't you think that's kind of moving a little quickly, Dupree?
也许是吧 那又如何？ Maybe it is, but so what?
这是一件很奇妙的事 我要去争取 Something special is happening there. I'm not gonna fight it.
嘿 帮我照顾好这个大个 Hey, take care of this big mook for me.
拜 再见 Bye. See you guys.
托史 听着 Tosh, listen.
你有一颗勇敢的心 You got the heart of a damn lion.
我尊敬你 虽然你遭遇了挫折 但是你像个男人 I respect you. You took a beating, but you took it like a man.
愿上帝保佑你们 God bless all of you.
再见 Goodbye!
去曼蒂家 Off to Mandy's!
哦 我的上帝啊！卡尔 Oh, my God! Carl.
-没事！ -先生 你没事吧？ Okay! Sir, are you sure you're okay?
头盔救了我的命啊 My helmet saved me.
你们看到了？ 他会没事的 You see that? He's gonna be fine.
-给你包 -谢谢 Here's your bag. Thank you.
拜 Bye!
拜 Bye.
卡尔 Carl.
卡尔？ Carl?
我们看了2个小时了 我们去吃晚饭吧 We've been staring at this for over two hours. Let's go get some dinner.
或者来点玛格丽特酒 来庆祝我们的解放 Or margaritas. Celebrate our emancipation.
保险公司的人建议我们起诉杜普利 The insurance adjuster recommended that we sue Dupree.
就因为一个鹿头？ For a moose head?
我只是好奇 Just curious.
为了玛格丽特酒 是吧？ It was the margarita that did it, wasn't it?
为了我们的解放 It was the emancipation that did it.
我喜欢这首歌 I like this song.
圆滑的嗒嗒哩呀 Smooth ta-ta-ria
她的玛格丽特酒很好 She makes a smooth margarita
我们喝了些很好的玛格丽特酒 We had some good margaritas
-我的上帝啊 -怎么了？ Oh, my God. What?
别逗了 他他妈在这里干什么呢？ Are you kidding me? What the hell is he doing?
我还以为他要去曼蒂家 I thought he was going to Mandy's.
亲爱的 我觉得他不会看到我们的 Honey, I don't think he can see us.
也许我们应该开走 Maybe we should just keep going.
外面下着那么大的雨 It's pouring rain outside.
-没那么糟 -亲爱的 看看他 Not that bad. Honey, look at him.
怎么了？ What?
妈的 Damn it.
莫莉 莫莉！ Molly. Molly!
杜普利！ Dupree!
杜普利 Dupree.
杜普利 你在干什么？ 外面下这么大的雨 Dupree, what are you doing? It's pouring rain outside.
我也不知道我要干什么 I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
-好 那么曼蒂呢？ -别提她 Yeah, well, what about Mandy? Don't ask.
卡尔 你能不能过来搬下他的车？ Carl, can you get his bike?
走吧 我们走 我们回家去 Come on. Let's go. Let's go home.
卡尔 亲爱的 自行车 Carl, honey, bike.
-卡尔! -我来了！ Carl! I'm coming!
我很感激你们做的这些 I really appreciate this, guys.
相信我 没有什么明火了 我好好的上了一课 Trust me, no more open flames. I've learned my lesson.
好吧 不早了 All right, well, it's been a long night.
我要去睡觉了 So, I'm gonna go to bed.
杜普利 头发干了再睡觉 好吗？ Dupree, try not to go to sleep with that head wet. Okay?
晚安莫莉 Good night, Molly.
杜普利我不是想教育你 Dupree. I don't mean to come down on you,
你应该让你的生活走向正轨 but you need to start getting your life together.
-我们已经是成年人了 -是啊 We're grown-ups now. Yeah.
-你懂我什么意思吗？ -我懂 我懂 你是对的 You know what I mean? I know. I know. You're right.
如果你还打算在这里待下去 你就要做出些改变 And if you're going to stay here, things are gonna be different from now on.
不要再裸露 No more naked stuff.
-光着感觉很自在… -我不管！ Well, it felt natural to be naked. I... I don't care!
-好 -我不管！ Okay. I do not care.
自己办完事要收拾干净 注意噪音 Clean up after yourself, watch the noise,
尽量帮帮忙 好吗？ try to help out around the house, please?
就这么些 It's not too much to ask.
你说的对 You're right.
卡尔？如果我决心帮忙我就会帮忙的 Carl? I can be really helpful when I set my mind to it.
我正准备那样做 And that's what I'm gonna do.
哦 还有… Oh, and...
还有件事 Another thing.
你能不能帮我写一些感谢信？ Would you mind writing some thank-you notes for me?
好的 Okay.
好 那好极了 Yeah. That'd be great.
睡会儿吧 Try to get some sleep.
关键时刻到了杜普利 Gut-check time, Dupree.
凯希姨妈 "Dear Aunt Kathy.
'很感谢你的酒杯' "Thank you so much for the wine glasses."
当然 这就是比赛的要点 And this, of course, is the point of the race
速度是一个很重要的因素 Where speed will play a major factor,
长时间的训练也会有所回报 where long months of training certainly pay off.
喂？ Hello?
嗯 杜普利 我得让你帮个大忙 Yeah, Dupree. I'm gonna need you to do me a solid.
好 没问题 怎么了？ Yeah, no problem. What do you got?
我答应莫莉了 今天1点要去做职业日的讲解 I promised Molly I would give this Career Day presentation today at 1:00.
但是她爸刚给我派了个大活儿 But her father just dropped a big one on me,
你的装成我替我去一下 so I'm gonna need you to step in and fill in for me.
你能行吗？ Can you do that?
我不知道 卡尔 I don't know, Carl.
我对商业发展一窍不通 I don't know the first thing about the development business.
我觉得汤普森先生 肯定不会让我这么做的 I really think Mr. Thompson might find me in over my head.
不是商业发展教育 杜普利 No, not the development business. School, Dupree.
我只想让你代替我去莫莉的学校 I'm gonna need you to fill in for me at Molly's school.
不 不 不 现在不行 No, no, no. Not this time.
-什么？ -不 不 我在和兰斯·阿姆斯特朗说话 What? No, no, I'm talking to Lance Armstrong.
他正想从集团中冲出去 不过我跟上他了 He's trying to break away from the pack. I got him, though.
你就能不能别他妈扯你的破烂自行车了 仔细听我说话！ Will you quit dicking around with your little Huffy bike and listen to me?
嘿 莫莉 Hey, Molly.
-杜普利 你来干什么？ -卡尔让我来填他的班 Dupree, what are you doing? Carl asked me to fill in.
好像有些工作上的冲突 I guess there was some sort of work conflict.
什么？冲突？ 什么冲突？ What? Conflict? What kind of conflict?
我不知道 我从来不问问题 I don't know. I don't ask questions.
我永远骑着车 第一时间赶到需要我的地方 I just ride to where I'm needed.
不过别担心 我是个很棒的演说者 But don't worry. I'm sort of a good public speaker.
不不不 这是职业日的演讲 你连个工作都没有 杜普利 Oh, no, no. It's a Career Day presentation, Dupree. You don't even have a job.
我知道 但我想请你帮个忙 I understand that. But here's what I'd love you to do.
请把曼蒂找过来 我想请她看看我的演讲 Please get Mandy here. I want her to see this.
我想这会让她回到我身边的 I think this will win her back.
那群小家伙在哪里？ Now where are these little rug rats?
他们在三楼 They're in the third door.
嘿 你们大家过得怎么样啊？ Hey, how are you?
首先 我要感谢大家给了我这个机会 First of all, thank you for giving me the opportunity
在职业日给大家做演讲 to come talk to you on Career Day.
我不是卡尔 彼得森先生 Now, I am not Mr. Carl Peterson
我现在也没有什么事业可言 and I don't have a career per se.
我想应该说我的事业 就是生活着 关怀着 I guess you could say my career is living and loving.
这就是我的人生宗旨 And I do that to the utmost.
她来吗？ She coming?
继续？好的 Keep going? Okay.
你们都是充满着朝气的孩子 I see all you fresh-faced kidlets,
整整齐齐的坐成一排 你们是胚胎 sitting there in your neat little rows, and you're all just pods.
等待着你们的指示 Pods, waiting for your instructions.
也许你们其中的一些会突然开窍 Now some of you are gonna get zapped right away
成为一个15岁的神童 and be 15-year-old prodigies,
娇小的体操奥林匹克选手 你们的头像会印在每个食品包装袋上 little midget Olympic gymnasts with their pictures on cereal boxes.
其中的一些会去读大学 在那儿找到你们的生活 Some of you will go on to college, and you'll find your rhythm there,
变成叱诧风云的人物 and then go chase down the titans of industry,
又或者在联合国为全人类的幸福而努力 or maybe straighten out our problems at the UN.
但是还有些人 But some of you,
这些人是从来不会在职业日被提到的 and this is the group that no one ever comes into Career Day and addresses,
但这是不对的 and it's criminal,
你们之中的一些人会就这么过着日子 some of you are just gonna float along,
吃着辣嘴的食物 eating spicy foods,
哼着黑人的音乐就到了30岁 humming black people's music into your 30s.
就这么过着你们的30岁 Well into your 30s, languishing.
这些人可能就这样无事可做了 This group of pods is gonna do a lot of languishing.
还会受到许多的非议 And you're gonna take some heat for it.
真的 Sadly, you will.
欧洲人理解这一点 他们能够更包容一些 Europe's a little easier. They seem to understand a little better.
南美人也是 So does South America.
我去过阿根廷 I went to Argentina one time,
大家看起来就好像无事可做似的 那景象看起来很美 and everyone just seemed to be sitting around. It was beautiful.
但这都不是问题 别着急 别慌张 But that's okay. You stay loose. Stay liquid.
放松心情 但是也要随时准备着 Laugh a lot. But be ready.
这就是杜普利现在做的 That's what Dupree's doing with his life's little pod.
保持清醒的头脑 等待时机的到来 Staying nimble. Till I get the call from the mother ship.
等待着我的目标出现 My raison d'etat.
然后我就会奋力起身 Then I'd fight.
你们就会看见杜普利 使出他的七大必杀技 Then you'll see Dupree coming in here throwing seven different kinds of smoke.
我觉得孩子们应该知道这些 That's fine. The pods that were supposed to hear this did.
会在适当的时候了解的 我说完了 It'll kick in when it needs to. I'm done here.
我早说了 你觉得他们没在听我讲话吗？ I told you. Now, do you think it went over their head?
不 你说得很好 他们听懂了 听懂了 No. It was really good. They got it. They got it.
曼蒂去哪儿了？ 我可以上去再讲一遍 Now, where's Mandy? I'm only gonna do this one more time,
不过我们得先把她找来！ but we got to get her here!
杜普利 曼蒂她… 她… Dupree, Mandy has to... She had a...
她丢了一本书… She had a book that was lost.
对不起 杜普利 I'm sorry, Dupree.
杜普利 等一下 等等 Dupree, wait, wait, wait. Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
关于曼蒂 我有些东西要告诉你 杜普利 Dupree, there's something you need to know about Mandy.
她其实是个很放荡的女人 她跟几乎一半的男老师上过床 Well, it turns out that she's a total slut and is sleeping with half the male faculty.
-什么？不是吧 -对不起 What? No. I'm sorry.
-我的曼蒂？ -是的 My Mandy? Yeah.
对不起 杜普利 如果我事先知道的话 Sorry, Dupree. I would have never set you up
我一定不会介绍她给你认识的 with her if I would have known.
-不会 -小朋友们 进去吧 Ever. Okay, kids, back inside.
-进去吧 -不会 Let's go. Ever.
跟那个家伙？ With that guy?
很好 大家都很有团队精神 Great job today, kids. Yeah. Good teamwork.
比利 你做得很好 来吧 You did good, Billy. All right, let's go.
我们准备上下一堂课 Yeah. All right, let's get ready for the next class.
我想应该是 Afraid so.
他根本都不是老师 He's not even on the faculty.
这世上已经不会再有奥黛丽·赫本 对吗？ There really aren't any more Audrey Hepburns out there, are there?
真可悲 Oh, what a sucker.
杜普利？杜普利？ Dupree? Dupree?
你跟山姆谈过分区规划的问题了吗？ You talk to Sam about the zoning issues?
是的 事实上 有很多东西我们还没有最后定案 Yeah. And to be honest with you, sir, they're still in flux.
卡尔 我马上就要去银行了 我不能再有什么变动了 Carl, I'm going to the bank in days, all right? I cannot have things in flux.
我明白 先生 我会马上处理的 I realize that, sir. I'll get on it right away.
卡尔 坐下来 请坐下来一会儿 Carl, sit down, please. Please just sit down.
你知道你几天前跟我说过的话 You know, there's something you said to me
困扰了我很久了 a few days ago that I just cannot get out of my mind.
有关你跟莫莉要小孩的问题 Something about you and Molly having children.
哦 是吗？ 我的意思是 那只是假设性的 Oh, right. Yeah, no. That was... That was hypothetical.
我们并没有近期的打算 That's not something that we're talking about doing any time soon.
你知道吗 卡尔 我又开始约会之前做了什么吗？ You know what I did, Carl, when I started dating again?
-不知道 -我做了节育手术 No idea. I got a vasectomy.
-节育手术？ -是的 A vasectomy? Yeah.
恩 听起来有点激进 你不觉得吗？ Okay. That's a little extreme, don't you think?
还好吧 只是个小手术 Not really. It's a mild outpatient procedure.
一点点麻醉剂 A little local anesthesia, snip snip,
休息一个晚上 sit on a bag of frozen peas for a night. Voila.
就搞定了 I mean, that was it, and it's
百分之百有效 one hundred percent effective.
没错 而且百分之百永久 Yeah. And 100%% permanent.
卡尔 仔细看看资料 这是可以逆转的 Carl, read the literature. It is reversible.
百分之七十的几率 那好 把你的工作做完 好吗？ Seventy percent of the time. All right. See you get your shit together, all right?
三点之前把东西放到我桌子上 I want it back on my desk, this zoning stuff, by 3:00 today.
好吗？谢了 卡尔 All right? Thank you, Carl.
还好吗？ All right?
很好 你呢？ Fine. How are you? "Fine. How are you?"
哦 没事 Oh, fine.
你知道吗 你刚才真是太厉害了 Say, you know, you were great back there.
你也不错啊 You weren't so bad yourself.
看来我们得快点找辆车离开这里 Guess we'd better get Irving's car and get out of here.
看起来你对奥黛丽·赫本还真是挺认真的 So you really were serious about Audrey Hepburn, huh?
她是完美的化身 风度、高贵、永恒的美 She had it all. Style, grace, ethereal beauty.
就像我以为的曼蒂那样 Just like I thought Mandy did.
我不知道 我只是觉得有点难以想象 I don't know. I have a hard time imagining Audrey Hepburn
奥黛丽·赫本全身涂满了牛油的样子 getting buttered up to Funky Cold Medina.
真的吗？我不这么觉得 Really? I don't.
真相之口 传说如果你撒了谎 The Mouth of Truth. The legend is that if you're given to lying
把手伸进去的话 手就会被咬掉 and you put your hand in there, it will be bitten off.
我始终在想为什么卡尔今天没有来 I'm still trying to understand why Carl didn't show up today.
我知道他现在有很大的压力 I know he's under a lot of pressure right now,
但是最近他看起来像是另一个人 but just lately he seems like a different person.
不 他只是太努力的工作了 他有时就会这样 No, he's just working really hard. He gets like that sometimes.
也许他应该更放开一点他的心 Maybe if he opened up a little bit more.
听着 卡尔并不是个好的沟通者 Look, Carl's never gonna be mistaken for the great communicator.
只要一提起什么“感觉” “情绪” I mean, just mention the word "feelings" or "emotion,"
你可以从他的眼神里看到 但是… and you watch his eyes glaze over. But...
我不知道 他总是在自己周围筑起一道墙 I don't know. He just puts up a wall.
那你是怎么越过那道墙的？ Well, how do you get past it?
你得要闯过去 坚持 I think you just fight through it. Patience.
我就是这么干的 我总是问很多问题 That's what I did. I ask a lot of questions.
我让他知道我很关心他 I let him know that I care.
我祈祷他会放松他的防备 And I just pray he drops his guard, 'cause when he does,
因为他这样做时 你觉得这一切都是值得的 it's so worth it.
你好 Hello.
你这个坏蛋！ 真是吓死我了！ You beast! It was perfectly awful!
每次我都会被吓到 尽管我知道有这么一段 That gets me every time, and I know it's coming.
杜普利干得不错吧？ So, Dupree did a good job?
他提起了时机的问题吗？ Did he mention the mother ship?
奇怪的是 听起来那确实很鼓舞人心 Actually, in a weird way, he was really inspiring.
我并不知道他是这么细腻的人 你知道他写诗吗？ I didn't know he was so sensitive. Did you know he writes poetry?
-诗？ -对啊 Poetry? Yeah.
-天哪 荷马在世 -天哪 Man, what a homo. Wow.
这话真是说的有智慧 卡尔 That is really mature, Carl.
听着 亲爱的 我很抱歉我今天没能来 Look, honey, I'm sorry I didn't make it today.
-你最近到底怎么了？ -没什么 我很好 What is going on with you lately? Oh, nothing. I'm fine.
你明显看起来并不好 卡尔 You are clearly not fine, Carl.
那你为什么总在逃避 So why don't you meet me halfway here, please.
好吧 你想知道怎么了吗？ All right. You want to know what's going on?
那我就告诉你 I'll tell you what's going on.
-我想你爸爸讨厌我 -什么？ I think your father hates me. What?
卡尔 卡尔 我爸爸并不讨厌你 Carl. Carl, my father does not hate you.
他还给你升了职 He gives you this big promotion,
你说那是美梦成真 which you said was a dream come true.
他为什么要那样做？ 因为他讨厌你？ Why would he do that? Because he hates you?
我也在想这个问题 That's exactly what I'm beginning to think.
但是他一直很有计划的 For the same reason he's been systematically
想要让我节育 trying to emasculate me and sterilize me.
等一下 因为你说的话没有根据 Slow down. 'Cause now you're not making any sense.
我的话没有根据？ I'm not making any sense?
那给你听点有根据的 Well, here's something that should make perfect sense to you.
大家都知道 你爸欣赏一个人的时候 Now, everybody knows that your father, when he likes somebody,
他会请那个人去钓鱼 he invites them out on a little fishing trip.
事实上我从来没有被邀请去钓鱼过 Fact. I've never been invited fishing. Not once.
-你不喜欢钓鱼 -但他不知道 You hate fishing. He doesn't know that.
我告诉你 莫莉 他讨厌我 I'm telling you, Molly, he hates me.
听着 卡尔 我知道我爸爸的性格 Look, Carl, I know how my father gets sometimes. I do.
他总是给他有所期望的人施压 He pushes people when he wants results.
这很恼人 我知道 And it's frustrating, I know.
但他不讨厌你 But he doesn't hate you.
我知道你想完成你的计划 And I know you want to do a great job on this project,
但是它已经侵占你太多的精力了 but it's taking over your life.
我们应该是去享受快乐的 And we're supposed to be having fun.
为什么你明天不早点回家呢？ Why don't you come home at a decent hour tomorrow night?
杜普利准备给我们做晚餐 Dupree wants to cook for us.
我们坐下来 好好的放轻松 We'll sit down, we'll have dinner, relax.
聊聊工作以外的事 Talk about things other than work.
一切都会没事的 And everything will be okay.
-好吧 -会有用的 Yeah. You'll see.
好吧 Fine.
好的 Fine.
好 Yeah.
嘿 Hey.
-你忙吗？ -没有 You busy? No.
浏览一下以前的杂志 Just catching up on some back issues.
怎么了？ What's going on?
我想问你个问题 I wanted to ask you something.
什么？ Yeah?
如果汤普森让你做结扎手术 你会被激怒吗？ Would you be offended if Thompson asked you to get a vasectomy?
什么？他为什么要我做结扎手术？ What? Why would he want me to get a vasectomy?
-卡尔 我根本不认识他！ -等一下 杜普利 Carl, I barely know the man! Wait a minute! Wait! Dupree.
-我当然会被激怒！ -不 不是你 Yes, I'd be offended! No. Not you.
这不是我的意思 你觉得结扎手术怎样？ That's not what I mean. Just what do you think of vasectomies?
夺去我男人的本质？ 这根本就是野蛮的行为 Cutting off my manhood? I think it's barbaric.
没人能接近我身体的那一部分 没人可以 卡尔 No one's getting near that part of my body. No one, Carl.
除非那是个女人 Unless, of course, it's a woman.
而且她没有拿着手术刀 And then she better not have a scalpel.
当然 Of course.
他为什么要我去结扎？ Why would he want me to get a vasectomy?
他没有让你去结扎 He doesn't want you to get a vasectomy.
-那只是个假设性的提问 -好吧 It was a hypothetical question. Okay.
别在意我问的问题 Just forget I asked.
别跟我开那样的玩笑 Don't joke with me like that, man.
继续读你的东西吧 Go back to your reading.
看着火 慢慢的搅 莫莉 Watch that heat. Slow stirring, Molly.
我的母鸡宴呢？ How are my game hens doing?
-哇 -太好了 - Wow. - Gorgeous.
好了 可以开始准备沙拉了 放点胡桃进去 Okay, get started on the salad. Put some walnuts in.
-我来弄 -你是怎么学会这些的？ I'll take care of this. Okay. How'd you learn all this?
大多数的内容是从一个六个星期的节目 “托斯卡纳的宝藏”里学来的 Most of it I picked up in a six-week series, Treasures of Tuscany.
用大蒜的技巧 我是从“盗亦有盗”里学来的 The garlic technique, however, I got from watching Goodfellas.
我还会做意大利调味饭 I actually make an incredible risotto,
不过我想给卡尔来一顿健康美食 but I want to keep it low carb tonight for Carl.
那家伙得要减减肥了 Poor guy has kind of let the wheels come off a little bit. Okay.
还有20分钟我们的大人物就要来了 Twenty minutes till the big guy gets here.
集中注意力 现在是最关键的时刻 Focus. We got to come together now.
你把那瓶美乐（红酒）拿出来 让它先见见风 Merlot. I want you to get it out. Get it breathing.
我们用凯希阿姨送的那个纳帕酒杯 We're gonna use the 2005, Napa wine glasses Aunt Kathy gave us.
你怎么知道那是凯希阿姨送的？ How did you know Aunt Kathy gave us those wine glasses?
-他自己也会写那些东西的 -杜普利 不要再说了 He would have written these notes. Dupree, please!
-别再给他找借口了 -我没有 Please stop making excuses for him. I'm not.
-而且我想他会的因为… -你就是在给他找借口 But I think that he would have if he... No, you are.
不要再这样了 你的兄弟这次真的是做错了 And you have to stop doing that now because your buddy is wrong. Okay?
如果他不想写的话 他至少也应该告诉我 If he didn't want to write them, he should have just told me.
而且 你看他又迟到了 And, big surprise, he's late again.
听着 我们别想他了 Look, you know, forget him.
-你做了这么丰盛的一顿晚餐 -谢谢 You made this beautiful meal. Thank you.
我们准备坐下来好好享用 We're gonna sit here and we're gonna enjoy it.
我们要喝酒 We're gonna drink.
我们要吃东西 然后再喝酒 And we're gonna eat. And we're gonna drink some more.
我也很不高兴 Well, it's frustrating for me, too,
我知道他会喜欢这顿晚餐的 'cause I know he would have loved this meal.
是吗？ Yeah.
我不行了… I can't do it...
哦 不会吧 Oh, boy.
不可能 我以前真得可以碰到我的鼻尖 No. But I used to be able to touch it to the top of my nose.
-不是真的吧？ -当然是真的 你行吗？ No, really? Yeah. Oh, wow. Can you do it?
不行 No.
你们好 Hey, guys.
烤箱里有你的一份 There's a plate for you in the oven.
很抱歉我今天有点晚 Okay, look, I'm sorry I'm a little late.
我在工作上遇到一点问题 I got hung up at work.
那你就不能事先打个电话？ Would it have killed you to make a phone call?
不 伦道夫 伦道夫 等一下！ No, Randolph, Randolph, wait!
对不起 莫莉 I'm sorry, Molly, but,
卡尔 你有时真的让我恨得牙痒痒！ damn it, Carl, you really press my buttons sometimes!
-他在开玩笑吧？ -没有 这下你把伦道夫惹恼了 Is he kidding? No. Now you've upset Randolph.
伦道夫？ Randolph?
伦道夫？我知道杜普利是什么人 Randolph? You got to be kidding me. I know a Randy Dupree.
-我不认识什么伦道夫 -你曾经有想过 I do not know a Randolph. Did it ever occur to you
也许他就是比较喜欢被叫做伦道夫吗？ that maybe he prefers to be called Randolph?
不 莫莉 我从来没这么想过 No, Molly, it never occurred to me.
那家伙写了几首破诗 You know, the guy writes some bullshit poetry
一下子他就有了个新名字 and suddenly he's got a brand-new name.
不过那似乎不是他唯一写的东西 That's funny. Turns out that's not the only thing he writes.
很明显他还很会写感谢卡！ Apparently, he is a whiz at thank-you notes!
-他跟你说的？ -他说漏嘴了 He told you about that? It just kind of slipped out.
当然 是说漏嘴了 Oh, I bet it just kind of slipped out.
给自己的朋友背后一刀 还跟他老婆一起喝醉酒 Guy stabs his best friend in the back. He's getting drunk with his wife.
我能说什么呢 卡尔 也许跟我一起喝酒是一件很有意思的事 What can I say, Carl? I'm kind of fun to get drunk with.
也许你也该试试 因为我每天都在这里！ Maybe you should try it sometime, because I'm here every night!
我也想 莫莉 但跟你的好朋友杜普利不一样 Molly, I'd be delighted to try it sometime, but unlike your friend, Dupree,
我得要工作！ I've got a job!
而且他穿着那件伴郎服干什么？ And what was with the groomsman shirt?
那个只能穿一次 莫莉 That was a one-time deal, Molly.
他只是想为你穿得好看些 He was trying to look nice for you.
你干嘛老针对杜普利？ And why are you coming down on Dupree?
是他想尽办法给你做这顿低热晚餐 He's the one who went through all this effort to cook low carb for you.
可你连来都不屑来 You didn't even bother to show up.
低热？这是什么意思？ Low carb? What the hell does that mean?
他似乎很对骑车、兰斯·阿姆斯特朗 这些东西很感兴趣 You know, he's on the whole health kick with the bicycling and Lance Armstrong.
-他只是想帮你 -想帮我？ So he's just trying to help you out. He's trying to help me out?
那简直太可笑了 莫莉 That's a laugh, Molly.
是我给了他住的地方！ I'm the one who put a goddamn roof over his head!
第一 我们给了他住的地方 One. We put the roof over his head.
第二 你确实需要锻炼了 And A. I mean, you haven't really been taking care of yourself.
我不记得上次你锻炼是在什么时候 I can't remember the last time you exercised.
你今天又吃了几条廷奇（一种高热食品）？ And how many Twinkies have you had today?
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
卡尔 你不知道 Oh, Carl, please. There's, like,
我在你的车子里找到不计其数的包装袋 a million Twinkie wrappers on the floor of your car.
-你别想骗人 -好吧好吧 You're not fooling anybody. All right. All right.
我承认我有时会想要一根 So I admit it, I enjoy one occasionally.
那有什么错吗？ Is there something so wrong with that?
莫莉 我现在的压力很大 And, Molly, look, I am under a great deal of stress.
你还想要我怎么样？ What do you want from me?
天哪 不会这些让你很感兴趣吧？ Wait a minute. Is this the kind of thing that turns you on?
-天哪 卡尔！ -是不是这些让你感兴趣？ Oh, Carl! Is this what turns you on?
-莫莉 -我在读一篇有关戏剧的文章 Come on, Molly. I was reading an article on Oprah.
对不起 也许我成不了你的 本周最佳男子团体 Yeah, well, I'm sorry I can't be one of your boy-band flavor of the weeks.
我没有他们的好身材 With their enhanced frosted tips
好风度！ and their washboard bellies and their hairless backs!
我们到底怎么了 卡尔？ What's happening to us, Carl?
我不知道你怎么了 莫莉 但是我明显是越来越胖了！ I don't know what's happening to you, Molly, but apparently I'm getting fat!
太好了 看来有人有奋起直追了 Nice. Looks like somebody's tired of getting sand kicked in their face.
干得好 欢迎你回来 兄弟 Good job. Good to see you living strong, buddy.
你看看你自己吧 Please. Would you listen to yourself?
买了第一辆十级变速的自行车 你就成了兰斯·阿姆斯特朗 You get your first ten-speed bike, and suddenly you're Lance Armstrong.
别说兰斯了 Let's leave Lance out of this.
那疯子只有一颗蛋 还骑得比我俩都快 Guy's done more with one testicle than you and I can do with three.
我知道你工作有许多压力 Now, listen. I know you're under a lot of pressure at work
你跟莫莉之间也有些冲突 and you and Molly are having some trouble.
冲突？没有的事 Trouble? No.
在你来之前根本没有冲突 伦道夫 I wasn't having any trouble until you arrived, Randolph.
-你这是什么意思？ -你知道的 What's that supposed to mean? You know what it means.
不 我不知道 No, I don't.
你把我出卖了 You sold me out with those thank-you notes.
还假装很喜欢罗马假日？ And what's with this Roman Holiday obsession?
杜普利 我知道你的 你最喜欢的电影是“古灵侦探” I know you, Dupree. Your favorite movie's Fletch.
不 “古灵侦探”是我的前五 但不是我最喜欢的 No, sir. No, it's not. Fletch is in my top five. It's not my favorite.
那诗是怎么回事？ 我觉得你是想把我比下去 What's with the poetry? I think you're trying to show me up.
也许我真的喜欢诗呢 你从来没这样想过吗？ Maybe I like poetry. Did that ever occur to you?
难道我就要一辈子做个一无是处的人 Listen, if I got to be the lovable fuckup all my life
才能当你最好的朋友吗？ to win your best friend prize,
那我真该考虑考虑了 maybe you should keep your award.
告诉你吧 杜普利 你并不那么可爱 I've got news for you, Dupree. You're not that lovable.
我会当作你什么都没说 卡尔 I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that, Carl.
再见 火药先生 Goodbye, Mr. Grumpy.
糖 Sugar.
橱子的最高层 蜂蜜后面 Top shelf, behind the honey.
-哪里？ -橱子的最高层 蜂蜜后面 Where? Top shelf, behind the honey.
找到了 Oh, yeah.
-你得要伸长手去够 -好的 - You got to reach for it. - Okay.
-就在那儿 -哦 天哪 Yeah, right there. Oh, God.
-你得要伸长手 对 -我伸长手了 You gotta reach. Right there. I'm reaching.
天哪 Oh, goodness.
就在那儿 Right there.
那就是糖 蜂蜜后面 There's the sugar. Right behind the honey.
-就在那儿 你够到了吗？ -够到了 Right there. You got it? I got it.
你真不是好人？ 终于拿到了 Why do you do this to me? Got it.
太好了 So good.
再见 亲爱的 Bye, honey.
你好 请问曼蒂在吗？ Hello? Hello. Yes. Is Mandy there, please?
是杜普利吧？ Is this Dupree calling again?
是的 又是杜普利 Yes, this is Dupree again.
听着 曼蒂不想跟你通话 Get it through your head. Mandy does not want to talk to you, okay?
好吧 总之告诉她我打过来过了 Okay, yeah, just tell her that I called.
谢谢 Good night. Thank you.
看来我们又得搭帐篷了 莫菲 Looks like we're going camping again, Murphy.
-哦 天哪！ -哦 对不起！对不起！ Oh, God! Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
-我不知道你在这儿 -不 是我的错 I didn't know you were down here. No, it's my fault.
-怎么了？ -没事儿 很好 What in the hell is going on? Nothing, honey. It's fine.
-没事儿 -你又没穿衣服？ Nothing. Nothing. Are you naked again?
-不不不 没事儿 -我们谈过这问题！ No, no, no, it's fine. We talked about this!
我知道 I know we did. Yes.
大家都睡了 就剩下孤独的杜普利 Everyone's asleep, and here's lonely old Dupree
-独自舔着伤口 -你没有独自舔着伤口… just waling away on himself. You weren't waling away on yourself. It...
天哪！就算是畜牲都不会做这种事 God! An animal wouldn't debase himself thus.
-我到底在做什么？ -这不会是我的长袜吧？ What is happening to me? Is this one of my tube socks?
-卡尔 冷静一下 -告诉我！ Carl, please. Answer the question!
-哦 我的天 -我的很脏 Oh, my God. Mine were dirty.
卡尔 别说了！冷静一点 Carl, stop it! Relax.
等一下 你来这里干什么 莫莉？ Wait a minute. What are you even doing down here, Molly?
-你开玩笑的吧？ -很简单的问题 Are you serious? It's a simple question.
我睡不着 I couldn't sleep.
我去拿扫帚 I'm getting a broom.
太糟了 This is rock bottom.
我一直都表现得很好 I was doing so good.
你说呢 卡尔？ Wasn't I doing good, Carl? Huh, buddy?
杜普利 你从哪儿找到的？ But, Dupree, where did you find this?
哦 我从一个标着“卡尔的野营器具” Oh. I got it from that box marked
的箱子里找到的 "Carl's camping equipment" in the garage.
-你没把箱子拿出来吧？ -没有 You put the box away, didn't you? Yes. Yes.
我百分之九十九确定我没拿出来 I'm 99%% sure I put it away.
我从来没意识到 原来你那么喜欢野营 卡尔 I didn't realize you were such an outdoorsman, Carl.
-亚洲攻略？ -莫莉 听我解释 Asian Assault? Molly, let me explain.
那个是音像店放错了货架的 That one was in the wrong section at the video store.
你竟然当着我的面说谎 Oh, you're gonna lie to my face.
我以为那是李小龙的功夫片 I thought it was a kung fu movie with Bruce Lee.
-太平洋舔肛任务 -不知道 - Okay. Pacific Rim Job. - No idea.
好吧 那个我知道 All right. That one I kind of knew about.
北京一夜？ Oh, Beijing Bang Bang?
卡尔 这就是我们婚姻的结果？ Carl! Is this what our marriage has come to?
谎言和这些中国色情光碟？ Lies and all these Chinese fetish videos?
我只是好奇 I'm just curious.
好吧 莫莉 我承认 我确实有段时间对亚洲色情感兴趣 All right. I admit, Molly, that I was into Asian porn for a little while.
但那只是一个时期 But it was just a phase.
为什么现在我成了犯错的人了？ Anyway, why am I the one who's on trial here?
是他在那儿用我的袜子手淫 而你根本连眼睛都不眨一下 He's in there starching my sock, and you don't even bat an eyelash.
因为我没跟他结婚！ Because I'm not married to him!
我嫁给了你 I am married to you.
把他们尽快处理了 Do something with that.
还有什么比扔掉色情收藏 Is there anything worse
更令人惋惜的事？ than having to throw away your porn collection?
你跟莫莉之间到底发生了什么？ What's going on with you and Molly?
-什么？ -你知道我问什么 What? You heard me.
你是不是爱上我老婆了？ Are you in love with my wife?
你是不是疯了？ 你在说什么？ Have you lost your mind? What are you talking about?
杜普利 杜普利 回答我的问题 Dupree. Dupree, just answer the question.
等一下 我可不会回答这问题… Whoa, hold on, Jake LaMotta. I'm not gonna...
-这根本就不算什么问题 -为什么你不能回答？ That's a sick question. How come you can't answer it?
因为这根本不值得回答 I'm not going to answer because it doesn't deserve an answer.
你怎么可以问我这么一个问题？ How could you ask me something like that?
你太聪明了 杜普利 You're very clever, Dupree.
你住在我的房子里 You're living in my house.
你在我的客厅里干那事儿 You're going to town on yourself in my living room.
-现在你甚至打我老婆的主意 -什么？ And now you're moving in on my wife. What?
你以为什么都在你掌握之中 You think you got it all figured out,
但是你错了 你不能再住这儿！ but I'm on to you, and you're out of here!
等一下 你不是把我赶出去吧 Oh, no. Hold on. You're not throwing me out of here.
-我走就是了！ -很好 但是你收拾的时候 I'll leave! Good! And while you're at it,
把那小瓶子和伴郎服留下 leave the flask and the groomsman's outfit.
但是你已经送给我了 那些是礼物 But you gave those to me. Those were gifts.
好吧！那你就拿着 All right! You know, keep those. All those were gifts.
但是把勋章留下 But leave the insignia.
因为那是留给我的好伴郎的 Because that was for my best man.
嘿 那是为了我们的生活 Hey. It's for the best.
你家伙会永远靠着我们生活 The guy would have been living off us forever.
晚饭在七点半 我爸七点钟会来 所以… Dinner is at 7:30, and my father will be here at 7:00, so...
莫莉 你不觉得发生了这么多事 Molly. With all things considered,
今天并不是很好的日子 do you think that maybe tonight isn't the best night
让你的爸爸过来一起晚餐吗？ to have your father over for dinner?
卡尔 卡尔 别再迟到了 Carl. Carl. Please don't be late.
求求你了 Please.
听说清花鱼这段时间很好钓 So, I hear the albacore are really biting this time of year.
这不是清花鱼的季节 卡尔 It's not albacore season, Carl.
真的吗？ Oh. Really?
我去接电话 I'll get that.
就在这里 It's right over here.
喂 Hello.
等一下 卡尔 这是内尔 Hold on. Hey. Hey, Carl. Carl. It's Neil.
你是不是把你收藏的色情片扔了？ Did you actually throw away your porn collection?
听着 内尔 我们家在举行晚宴 Look, Neil, I'm having a dinner party.
我过来拿啊 I'm coming to get it.
我去星巴克！马上回来！ Going to Starbucks! Be back!
卡尔 我读了你的新提案 Carl, I read your new presentation.
你觉得如果托尼现在接手的话 你有问题吗？ And how would you feel about Tony taking it from here?
什么？ What?
我们不要再讨论工作上的事了 I hope you guys aren't talking business now.
回办公室再谈 Let's keep it at the office.
不不不 完全没有 我们只是… No, no, no, not at all. No, we were...
哦 天哪 这不会是妈妈的独门蟹糕吧? Oh, my God. Is that Mom's crab cakes?
-当然 -来 拿过来 They sure are. Rabbit, come here.
-让一下 -拿过来 亲爱的 Excuse me. Come here, rabbit.
看起来跟妈妈做的一样好吃 简直不敢令人相信 They look exactly like Mom's. I can't believe it.
好啊 让托尼去接手 Oh, yeah. Go ahead. Give it to Tony. Tony. Yeah.
让托尼接手是吧？ Yeah. Want to give it to Tony?
我他妈的不愿意 Yeah, I have a pretty goddamn big problem with that.
你是这个意思吗？ 你只是想降我级 Is that what you're saying? You'd be demoting me?
托尼干得很好！ 让托尼去干！ Tony deserves it! Give it to Tony!
你以为我会在乎吗？ 让托尼去干 Do you think I care? Go ahead.
你在干什么？ What are you doing? Son of a...
-怎么了？ -你爸爸终于露出真面目了 Huh? Your father's got it out for me.
哦 卡尔！ Oh, Carl! No, no, no!
你知道他让我去做结扎手术吗？ You know he asked me to get a vasectomy?
-什么？ -他有病！ What? He's crazy!
卡尔 首先 那是我爸爸！ Carl, first of all, this is my father you're talking about!
他根本不讲道理 He's irrational.
你到底… Who... You want...
-那是什么？ -天哪 What was that? Oh, my God.
-见什么鬼？ -天哪 杜普利 You. What the hell? Oh, my God. Dupree!
-我跟你说什么了？ -莫莉 不要 What did I tell you? Molly, don't.
没关系 我只是被排水管绊了一跤 I'm okay. I just slipped on the drainpipe.
快 我们进屋去 Come on. Let's get in the house.
我不想打扰你们 I didn't want to bother you guys.
-把他扔到路上去！ -卡尔 Put him out by the curb! Carl.
-为什么总是我的错？ -怎么了 卡尔？ Why am I getting blamed for everything? What's going on here, Carl?
爸爸 你能拿一下杜普利的东西吗？ Daddy, will you please grab Dupree's things?
-我只是来拿我的东西 -什么？ I was just trying to get my stuff. What?
莫莉 我没什么时间吃饭 我只是… You know, Molly, I don't know that I really have time for dinner. I might just...
-我不想在这儿 -来 You know, I really don't want to impose. Here.
-也许我应该… -不 你留下来 Maybe I... I know, but I... No. You're staying.
来吃点东西 你应该要吃点东西 You're gonna eat something. It's fine. You're eating.
吃点沙拉 很好吃的 Here, have some salad. It's good.
我多放了点香油 你会喜欢的 I put a little extra balsamic like you like it.
谢谢 Thanks. Thanks.
吃吧 Eat something.
看起来很美味 谢谢 Well, it does look tasty. Thank you.
请 Sir?
你的那辆自行车不错 杜普利 That's a beautiful Schwinn bike you got out there, Dupree.
谢谢 虽然不是多贵 Thank you. Although it's not exactly state-of-the-art.
已经25年了 It's about 25 years old,
有时我觉得很难赶得上其他的骑手 so sometimes I feel like it's tough to keep up with the other riders on the road.
我才不信这个 Now, I don't buy that.
你读过兰斯 阿姆斯特朗的《不只是自行车》吗？ Did you read Lance Armstrong's book, It's Not About the Bike?
“自行车” 当然 而且确实 The bike. Touche. And it's true.
不只是车 最重要的是这里 It isn't about the bike. It's about here.
-是你的心 -没错 It's about your heart. And that's the truth.
我跟卡尔说过…如果你… And I've said it to Carl. If you...
你看了他第七次的胜利吗？ Did you see his seventh win?
-最后一次？ -最后一次？ - The final one? - The last one?
-我整个过程都看了 -卡尔 快接电话 I watched every stage. Carl. Get the phone.
我也是 我每个比赛都看了 Me, too. I've watched every single one of those races.
-你哭了吗？ -当然 - Did you ever cry? - Oh, yeah.
我不相信有人能看了还不哭的 I defy you to watch that and not cry.
爸爸？你可以帮我把那瓶酒拿过来吗？ Daddy? Excuse me. Could you pass the wine, please?
你的车是什么颜色的？ What color was your bike?
-喂 -喂 卡尔 Hello. Hey, Carl.
是内尔 Hey, hey. It's Neil.
是在车库呢还是回收箱？ Okay, so is it in, like, the garbage, or did you recycle it?
你这家伙 快给我滚！ Listen, you sleazebag. Get off my property!
我已经受够了！快滚！ 回家吧！ I'm tired of this crap! Get the hell out of here! Go home!
中六合彩了 Jackpot.
打错电话了 It's the wrong number.
你喜欢钓鱼吗 杜普利？ You like to fish, Dupree?
我不怎么会钓鱼 I'm not the world's greatest fisherman.
虽然我有一次很美好的经历 Although I did have one pretty great adventure.
真实的故事 有一次春假我在包姚海岸 True story. Off the coast of Baja during spring break,
我追了那条枪鱼四天 I spent four days reeling in this marlin.
好大的一条 最后终于被我抓住了 Great, big, old shitkicker, and I finally landed him.
四天？ Four days?
你真该好好的处置一下那家伙 Well, I hope you mounted that son of a bitch.
不 我没有 我把它放了 还给他自由 No. I didn't. Catch and release, Bob. Honor the fish.
太崇高了 That's really noble.
杜普利 你想跟我一起去钓鱼吗？ Dupree. How would you like to go fishing with me in my boat?
真的吗？ Really?
当然 只有我们两个 Yeah. Just the two of us.
为什么不呢？ Why not?
是我搞错了还是怎么的 好像清花鱼多的不计其数 Hey, Bob, is it just me, or are the albacore really jumping?
你太有趣了 You're funny.
什么笨蛋才会以为现在是清花鱼的季节 What type of fool thinks it's albacore season?
杜普利 从今天起 你叫我爸爸 Dupree, from now on, you call me "Dad."
对啊 把莫莉也戴上吧 Yeah. Go out there. Maybe bring Molly along.
很好 杜普利 要来点这个吗？ Nice, Dupree. Need some of this?
你没问题吗 鲍伯？ You sure you're okay with this, Bob?
只要不是卡尔 你可以跟她做任何事 As long as it's not Carl, you can do anything you want with her.
诗 凯希阿姨 勾引女图书员 放冷箭 骑自行车 Poetry, Aunt Kathy, librarian-banging, backstabbing, bike-riding,
烧掉我们沙发的手淫的家伙！ couch-burning masturbator!
-你毁了我的生活！ -卡尔 快放手！ You ruined my life! You ruined my life! Carl, get off of him! Stop it!
快冷静下来！ Get a hold of yourself!
-哦 天哪！ -我不要冷静！ Oh, my God! I will not get a hold of myself!
-这是我的家！ -你不是在开玩笑吧？ This is my house! Are you kidding me?
你准备干嘛？用那个打我？ What are you gonna do, hit me with that thing?
-你要打我？ -卡尔 别这样！ You gonna hit me? Carl, stop it!
来啊！我看你敢不敢！ Come on! I dare you!
爸爸！ Dad!
是你先来的 You dared me.
别想把你的色情光碟拿回去 不可能的事！ Don't tell me you want the porn back, because you can't have it!
为什么都是亚洲的？ Why is it all Asian?
那个冰袋是什么意思？ Whoa, what's with the bag of frozen peas, man?
我们家出了点事 There was a little bit of a blowout at the house.
我的钱包还在家里 我的车已经停进车库了 My wallet's still there and my car's boxed in.
没什么大不了的事 我只是要有个地方住 It's not a big deal. I need a place to stay.
-我没地方去了 -你想住这儿？ I've got nowhere to go. You want to stay here?
-好的 -好 听起来很有趣 Yeah. Yeah. That'll be fun.
很好玩 我问问安妮先 That'll be really cool. Let me ask Annie.
-安妮 -怎么了？ - Yo, Annie. - What?
-卡尔想住这儿 -卡尔？ Carl wants to stay here. Carl?
真的吗？我刚跟莫莉通过话 他想要杀了杜普利 Oh, really? I just got off the phone with Molly. He tried to kill Dupree.
-他不能住这儿 -他得要个地方住… He cannot stay here. He needs somewhere...
-那我们该怎么办？ -睡觉的时候都提心吊胆？不行！ What are we gonna do? Be afraid in my sleep? No!
-让他快走！快！ -好！我说好！ Tell him to leave! Now! Now! Okay. Fine. I said fine!
我不知道你干什么了 她刚跟莫莉打过电话 Look, I don't know what you did, but she just talked to Molly.
她现在对你很不放心 She's freaked out at you right now, man.
内尔 你在说什么？ 我不能进你家？ Neil, what are you saying? I can't come into your house right now?
你不能进来 You cannot come in here.
她说不行 这里她说了算 She said so, man. She makes the rules.
你知道吗？我不需要 内尔 You know what? I don't need this, Neil.
我不需要 我不需要！ I don't need this. I don't need this!
-对不起！ -内尔 快进来！ I'm sorry! Neil, get back in here!
她控制我的生活！ She controls what I do!
男人时间 星期四 到时见 Guys' night. Thursday. I'll see you there.
说实话 莫莉 我很担心你的安全 Frankly, Molly, I'm worried about your safety.
也许我得要帕克过来一起住 Maybe I should have Paco come stay at the house.
爸爸 我不想谈这个 Oh, Dad, please. I don't need this right now.
莫莉 我很爱你 但你是个理想主义者 Molly, I love you more than anything, but you're an idealist.
你不知道世界的真相 You don't see the world the way it is.
医生说我受的只是心理创伤 The doc says most of my injuries are emotional.
爸爸 我想问你个问题 Dad. I'm going to ask you something,
记住 你从来没有对我撒过谎 and remember, you've never lied to me before.
你希望我的婚姻成功吗？ Do you ever really want my marriage to work?
这个问题很复杂 莫莉 That's a really complicated question, Molly.
不 你不希望 No. Actually, it's not.
杜普利 Dupree.
莫莉？莫莉 Molly? Molly.
鲍伯 我走之前也有个问题想问你 Bob, before I go, I have my own question for you.
而且据我所知 你也没有对我撒过谎 And remember, you've never lied to me either, as far as I know.
你想让谁去做结扎手术？ Who did you really want to get a vasectomy?
我？还是卡尔？ Me? Or was it, in fact, Carl?
小心你的脖子 杜普利 Take care of your neck, Dupree.
会的 鲍伯 Okay, Bob.
卡尔？ Carl?
他昨晚没有回来 He didn't come home last night.
他是爱你的 莫莉 He loves you, Molly.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
也许只是不够 Maybe it's just not enough.
一定够 一定够 It has to be enough. It is enough.
杜普利 你得让他们破镜重圆 Dupree, you gotta piece this beautiful thing back together again.
天哪 我等了36年9个月23天 终于等到了我的时机 By God, it took 36 years, 9 months, and 23 days for the mother ship to speak.
知道吗？ Well, guess what?
我了解了 Dupree hears you.
大家围过来！快来！ 大家都围过来！ Okay, gather around! Come on! Everybody, gather around! Over here!
怎么了 杜普利？ What's going on, Dupree?
我们有紧急情况 I'm gonna tell you what's going on. We got an emergency.
所以我同意你们翘课 That's why I gave you permission to miss school.
听着 卡尔失踪了 Now, listen. Carl's missing.
他昨晚离家出走 He ran away from home last night.
他需要我们去找到他 It's up to us to find him. And here's the deal.
你们得注意 我不知道他有多强的攻击性 I don't know what he's capable of.
如果他袭击你 就躺下来装死 If he attacks you, go limp. Play dead.
我就这样做过 就这样逃过一劫 That's what I did, and I think it saved my life.
托史 你去发这些传单 越多人收到越好 Toshi, pass out these fliers. Give them to everybody.
-南希 你去内尔家 -包在我身上 Okay, Nancy, go to Neil's house. Okay, I'm on it.
快 快！凯撒 过来 Go. Go! Cesar, get up here.
-我要你去杂货店 -好的 I want you to hit the grocery store. Got it.
汤普森城市规划 这是危险区域！小心 Thompson Land Development. Danger! Be careful here.
快！解散！ Go! Go! Fall out!
如果你们见到他 马上打电话 要有团队精神 And if you see him, call someone. Do the buddy system. Run!
不知道你们有没有见过卡尔 彼得森 I'm just looking for this guy, Carl Peterson, if you see him. Right here.
我的朋友卡尔 彼得森不见了 I've just lost my friend. Carl Peterson.
来 站在那里 帮手伸进去 Here you go. Just stand there. Put your head through this.
卡尔！ Carl!
来 我只想找我的朋友 Here you go. There you go. Looking for a friend. That's all.
他拿走了他的帽子 那顶老兵军帽 真是的 And he took his hat. That was real. His American Legion hat.
又回来了？ Back again, huh?
只是来休息一下 Just came in to make a pit stop.
那太好了 因为你的窝已经被人占了 Well, that's good 'cause your cot's been taken.
他在说什么？ What's he talking about?
如果你还认为我喜欢莫莉的话 In case you think I'm still in love with Molly,
看看这些 maybe you should take a look at these.
都是给曼蒂的 情诗 They're all about Mandy. Love poems.
十四行诗 小调 俳句 Sonnets. Little ditties, haikus.
我爱她 I loved her.
为什么你从来没跟我说过你写诗？ How come you never told me you wrote poems?
我不知道 因为我觉得你会叫我荷马 I don't know. I guess I figured you'd call me a homo.
我想我会的 Well, I guess I might have.
我完全了解爱和失去的感觉 Listen, if there's one thing I know about, it's loving and losing.
但是如果你不继续等待的话… But you can't lose unless you stop waiting. And...
杜普利 我真的不想讨论 Look, Dupree. Listen, I'm really not in the mood
这些你的内心独白 for one of your soliloquies.
-我的生活现在一团糟 -是的 没错 My life's in the shitter right now. Yes, it is.
那你准备怎么做？退出？ But what are you gonna do? Quit?
你犯了些错又怎样 每个人都会犯错 So what if you made some mistakes. Everybody does.
她爸爸不喜欢你又怎么样 So what if her dad hates you.
你又不是第一个被岳父讨厌的女婿 You think you're the first guy to be hated by his father-in-law?
他拿烛台打你又怎么样 So what if he beat your ass with a candlestick.
这可能也发生过 That's probably happened before.
问题是 在这过程中 你失去了你的魔力 The point is, is somewhere along the road, you lost your magic.
他们把你击倒了 你把你的“卡尔”也丢弃了 They knocked you off your game. Your Carlness went right out the window.
什么是“卡尔” 这根本不是样东西 What's with this "Carlness"? It's not even a real word.
-当然是 -是吗？ Yes, it is. Oh, it is?
这是个动词 连词 It's a verb. It's a conjunction,
介词 是一种哲学 人生的哲理 a preposition, it's a philosophy, a way of life.
是你个人的本质 It's your name with "ness" attached to it.
从来就没什么“卡尔” Bullshit. There's never been any Carlness.
只有卡尔 There's just Carl.
-真高兴我们搞清楚了 -我错了 Well, I'm glad we got that straightened out. My mistake.
事实上 You know, the truth is,
我从来也没觉得你跟莫莉有多适合 I never really thought you and Molly were right for each other.
她的那种给人的感觉 There was something about her I never bought, right from Jump Street.
“我是个受欢迎的人” That whole, "Hey, look at me. I'm a great person.
“我喜欢笑 我漂亮 我聪明 我跟孩子们玩” "I'm always smiling. I'm pretty. I'm smart. I work with inner city kids."
别装了 我一眼就看透了 你也是 Get the hell out of there. I saw through that sham, and you did, too.
事实上 我觉得一切都是她造成的 And if you want to know the truth, frankly, I'd blame her.
-等一下！ -我才不呢！ Now, wait a minute! No, I won't hold it!
-等一下！ -你的生活都是她给毁的 Hold on a second! Your life is going to hell in a hand basket!
遇见莫莉是我一生中的最幸福的事情 Molly is the best damn thing that ever happened to me.
-别扯上她 -当然 Leave her out of this. Sure she is.
你看见了吗？我刚才骗你？ Did you see what just happened? When I tricked you?
你就有了战斗的意志 你的“卡尔” All of a sudden you had that instinct to fight, that Carlness.
这才是你需要的 That's what this situation needs. It's crying out for it.
你正在找回它 那种精神 那种斗志 You're trying to get it back, that fight, the will to fight.
你在想 You're thinking.
怎么样 想到什么了吗？ Come on. What do you got?
杜普利 戴上你的头盔 Dupree, get your helmet.
妈的 Shit.
帕克当班 Paco's on duty.
-你可以帮我争取10分钟吗？ - 15分钟都没问题 Hey, can you get me 10 minutes in there? I'll get you 15.
等一下 他比看起来的灵活多了 Hold on a second. He's a lot faster than he looks.
你好 我要送个信 Hello there. Have a message I need to deliver.
-你有员工证吗？ -没有 Do you have identification? No.
不是开玩笑吧 我只有这辆破车 You kidding me? Just got the old bike here.
很明显我是骑车的信使 Pretty obvious I'm a bike messenger.
你是萨摩亚人吗？ What are you, Samoan?
你觉得呢？ What do you think?
可能是希腊人 可能是意大利人 总是你的体积很大 Could be Greek. Could be Italian. Either way, you're a big man.
不要紧 我对对付大个子最在行了 It's okay, I specialize in big men.
你的信呢？ Where is your message?
都在这儿呢 节约用纸 I keep 'em up here. Saves on the paperwork.
好了 我们再见了 All right. Have a good day. Maybe I'll see you around.
来啊 Come on.
站住 Hold it.
他们说你很快 They said you were quick.
等一下 大个子 我可事先提醒你 Easy now, big 'un. I got to tell you, you're catching me on a day
我今天可是有七种不同的必杀技 where I'm throwing seven different kinds of smoke.
是吗？那就让我们看看吧 Yeah? Let's see them.
我想你也就这样 That's what I thought.
这是第一招 That's number one.
小宝贝要玩捉迷藏 来啊 Baby wants to play chase? Okay, let's chase.
来 过来阿 Okay, here we go. Here we go.
上还是下？上还是下？ Up or down? Up or down?
下！ Down!
-打到了 -没打到！第二招 Gotcha. Missed! Number two.
彼得森-汤普森先生？ Mr. Peterson-Thompson?
他在哪里？ Where is he?
站住！站住！ Stop! Stop!
快跑阿！ Catch up!
椅中人 第三招 Guy in chair. Number three.
你看见了吗？我得手了 Did you see that? I got him.
把这建筑封锁了 Dispatch, lock down the building.
那是我的第四招 That was my number four.
-什么是第五招？ -我不能告诉你 我也不了解我自己 What's number five? I can't tell you. I don't know myself.
干得不错 小子 现在瞧好了！ Nice job, weasel. Now it's on!
第五招 隐形人 Number five, invisible.
他在干什么？ What is he doing?
你们可以以每平方英尺90美元的单价建造他们 You can manufacture these for $90 a square foot.
但是回报是400美元 You sell them at $400 a square foot.
在这个区域就有25栋房子 You got 25 in this whole arena right here.
我想广告都很容易做 I even think you can do the advertisement,
“五千万 "Fifty million
平方英尺” "square feet."
来啊 小子！ Come here, weasel!
第六招 Number six.
-快开门 -我需要第七招 Open the door. I need a number seven.
哦 妈的 Oh, shit.
我需要第七招！ I need a number seven!
萨摩亚人是吧？ 让你瞧瞧什么是萨摩亚人！ You want Samoa? I'll give you Samoa!
你好 对不起 不好意思 Hello. Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me.
你知道吗 过去的14个小时里 You know, for the last 14 hours,
我只想着怎么对你复仇 all I've thought about is kicking your ass.
别让我再拿到一个烛台 卡尔 Don't make me look for another candlestick, Carl.
我击倒过你一次 我可以再做到一次 I've taken you down once. I could do it again.
今天不行 鲍伯 今天不行 Not today, Bob. Not today.
-我去找帕克 -找啊 I'll go get Paco. Yeah. You go get Paco.
你想尽办法削弱我 You've done everything you can to undermine me.
恐吓我 羞辱我 You've tried to intimidate me. You've tried to humiliate me.
你毁了我的计划 让它变得面目全非 You bastardized my project to the point where it's unrecognizable.
但是有一点要记住 鲍伯 我不在乎 But here's the thing, Bob. I don't care.
我不在乎这工作 我不在乎你 I don't care about this job, and I don't care about you.
我只在乎莫莉 I care about Molly.
她对我来说就是全世界 She means everything in the world to me.
如果你要阻止我去夺回她 And if you're going to stand in the way of me trying to win her back,
你最好带一个更大一点的烛台 you'd better bring a pretty big candlestick.
卡尔？ Carl?
嘿 卡尔 Hey, Carl.
大家可以…离开一下吗？ You... Will you all excuse us?
大家可以走吗？ Can everybody go?
你知道吗 卡尔 我在想 You know, Carl, I've been thinking
-也许我对你有一点过分 -有一点？ maybe I was a little rough on you. A little?
但你要明白 我也爱莫莉 But you got to understand, you know, I love Molly, too.
我真的不想失去她 And I've been having a really, really tough time letting go of her.
你让我去结扎 You asked me to get a vasectomy.
那个确实有点过分 Yeah, that was a little excessive.
我道歉 I apologize.
我不会冠你的名字 I'm not gonna hyphenate my name, Bob.
我知道 I know.
你看 卡尔和杜普利回来了 Hey. There's Carl and Dupree.
杜普利找到卡尔了 Dupree found Carl.
现在就看他的了 He's on his own now.
莫莉？ Molly?
莫莉 Molly.
对不起 I'm sorry.
不要再离开我 Don't ever walk out on me again.
永远 Ever.
我知道 我错了 I know. I lost it.
我不知道我在做什么 I didn't know what I was doing anymore.
卡尔 有时我也不知道我在做什么 Well, Carl, I don't always know what I'm doing, either.
但无论怎样 我们都在一起 But we are in this together, when it's good, when it's bad.
没错 Yeah.
你跳上餐桌 I mean, so you launched yourself across our dining room table
发了疯似的扑向你最好的朋友 at your best friend like a crazy person.
-我想我… -卡尔 I guess I... But, Carl,
我知道你是怎样的人 我爱原来的你 I know who you are. And I love who you are.
所以我们不能再离开彼此 And that's why we don't walk out on each other.
我爱你 莫莉 I love you, Molly.
我保证 我不会再走了 And I promise you, I'm not going anywhere.
好啊！我的任务终于完成了 Yes! My work is done here.
噢耶 Oh, yeah! Yeah!
来！我们走！ Come on! Let's go! Go!
谁要吃冰淇淋？来的都有份 Who wants some ice cream? Go down there and you get it. Go!
好啊！ Yeah!
生命有时会背叛你 不要在意 - Life may knock you down. - Scratch that.
我没事 I'm okay.
这是经常发生的事 好吗？ Life will knock you down. Okay?
它会打得你很痛 再把你丢在路上 Lt'll kick you in the gut and knock you to the curb.
但是这不能让你丢弃了你的本质 But you can't let it rob you of your "ness."
这是什么？这就是你 Now what's "ness"? It's your name plus "ness."
你 白头发的先生 你叫什么名字？ You, sir, white-haired gentleman, what's your name?
-我叫乔 -不对 是“乔” My name's Joe. No! It's Joeness.
听见了吗？ You follow me? Listen to me.
永远记住 你随时都准备着 Hang on to that, and as long as you do, you'll always be ready.
当那个时刻到来的时候 相信我 它会来的 Because when that moment comes, and trust me, it will come,
然后你就会 that's when you start throwing
使出你的七大必杀技！ Seven different kinds of smoke!
你的时机就会到来！ The mother ship hears you!
帕克！开音乐！ Paco! Kick it!
Lanceness.
Lance-ness.
Lance... ness.