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(英国 布里斯托)
(平安夜)
Another one? 再一杯
Well, I'm still vertical, so I'd like to change that. 我还站得直挺挺的 当然要
(伯尼祝你圣诞快乐)
Ho, ho. 呵呵
Bitter. Pint. 一品脱啤酒
You just get off? 刚下班
I'm taking a break. Between shifts, I guess you could say. 等等还要轮班 也算是一种下班啦
You ain't driving, are you? 你不会要开车吧
I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work. 我只要控制方向 都是驯鹿在跑
This is my fourth year as a Santa. How about you? 这是我第四年扮圣诞老人了 你呢
Lostcount 数不清了
I forget why I started doing it in the first place. 我都忘了一开始干嘛要做这件事
Same reason anybody does anything. 跟所有人一样吧
The money. 为了钱
Money. Money. 钱哪…
This whole planet runs on greed. 整座星球根本靠贪婪在运转
It's the look on the kiddies' faces, innit? 孩子脸上的表情很棒吧
That's what does it for me. 那是支持我的动力
The look. Yeah, that look. 表情啊 说得对
Lasts about two seconds. 大概开心两秒吧
As soon as they're finished unwrapping, they want the next present, 一拆开礼物 他们就想要下一个
they want the next cool thing. 只想要更新的酷东西
That's how this world works. 这世界就是这么回事
And kids... What kids have become. They're just like little junkies. 瞧这些孩子都变成什么了 一群小废物
They're little shits. They just demand. They don't believe. 一堆小混蛋 只想要求 不愿相信
They just want, crave, consume. 他们只会要个不停 拼命消费
Maybe this is my last year. 这可能是我最后一年吧
The last Christmas. 最后一个圣诞节
I can't stand seeing another Santa in distress. 我可受不了又看到一个圣诞老人崩溃
Put his drinks on my tab. Yeah. Okay? -他的酒钱算我的吧 -好
Very merry of you. Okay. 你人真好 谢啦
I better get going. 我得走了
Presents aren't gonna deliver themselves. 礼物可不会自己飞出去
For your grandson. Save me a trip. 这是你孙子的 省得我跑一趟
It's that new video game. 是他想要的新电玩
It's astro blaster, blaster astro. I don't know. 太空历险什么的 我搞不清楚
(给麦奇 圣诞老人赠)
Merry Christmas. 圣诞快…
How'd he know my grandson's name? 你怎么知道我孙子的名字
How'd he know I have a grandson? 你怎么知道我有孙子
Oi! 唉
That door leads to the roof. 那扇门是去屋顶的
Piss head. 醉鬼
Go easy on him. It's Christmas. 算了吧 现在是圣诞节啊
Hey! 嘿
You can't be up here. 你不能上来这里
If you break your neck, I'm the one... 要是你摔下去 我可就…
My god. 我的天
It's... 真是…
Beaufi_. 美…
(康乃狄克州 格林威治)
(妈)
Hi. Hi, hi, hi. 嗨 是我
There she is. Hello, muffin. 她在这边 我的小可爱
Let's go see grandma. 我们去看奶奶了
Merry Christmas. 圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas, Trudy. Merry... 圣诞快乐 楚蒂 过来
Merry Christmas, daddy, ya filthy animal. 圣诞快乐 爸拔 “你这禽兽”
She got to stay up late and watch home alone. 她熬夜看《小鬼当家》了
Uh-huh. It was so funny. -好喔 -那部片超好笑
That... Yep. -对 -那…
that hurts. 有点刺耳
Okay... all morning. -整个早上都这样 -好
Thank you. 谢谢你
For doing this. 愿意这么做
I'm not doing it for you. 我不是为了你
It's Christmas! Yeah! -圣诞节要到了 -对
Merry Christmas, al. Hi, Linda. Merry Christmas. -圣诞快乐 艾尔 -琳达 圣诞快乐
Mr. Lightstone. Hey, ai. -莱史东先生 -嗨 艾尔
Hey, you back there, tru? 楚蒂 你在后座吗
Yeah, I bet you're excited for Christmas. What did you ask Santa for? -你一定很期待圣诞节 -你要什么礼物
Not to work on Christmas Eve. 平安夜不要上班
Must've been naughty this year, 'cause here I am. 但我今年太淘气了 所以没拿到礼物
Just make sure you let Santa through the gates later, ai. 那你要记得让圣诞老人进来喔
Yeah. Have a merry one, now. -好 -祝你们开心
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, al. -圣诞快乐 -圣诞快乐 艾尔
Merry Christmas, tr... 圣诞快乐 楚蒂
Thank you, al. Yeah. -谢谢你 艾尔 -小事
Merry Christmas. 呵呵呵 圣诞快乐
Hope you're on the nice list. 希望你在乖小孩名单上
What the hell is this? 这是怎样
You are the worst catering company on the planet. 你们是全世界最烂的外烩公司
It's lengthwise, not width. 我说的是长不是宽
Unbelievable. 真是的
Okay. 好
Hi. Hi, guys. Merry Christmas. 大家好 圣诞快乐
Hi. I'm fine. Thank you -嗨 -不用了 谢谢你
so much. 这看起来很棒
Hlnevergetover the fact that you grew up like this. 我永远不会习惯你是这样长大的
My therapist says hlneverget over it, either. 我的心理师也说我放不下这些
I need a drink. 我得喝一杯
Hey, look at that. 你看这个
Hi, Linda. -嗨 琳达 -你好
Hey. How's it going, alva? 最近好吗 爱芙
You gained weight. 你变胖了
Looks good on you, though. 但很适合你
Mnpmnm. Thank you. 谢谢
'Sup, limp dick? 你好吗 弱鸡
I got great feelings about this Christmas. 我觉得这个圣诞节一定会很赞
You want to know why? Yeah. -想知道为什么吗 -请说
'Cause I think this is the year that mom's gonna kick herself upstairs 因为我猜老妈今年只会出一张嘴了
and choose one of us to start running the show. 我们其中之一会接棒发号施令
And I got to tell you, Jason, that I'm gunning for your ass. 我得说 杰森 我可不会放过你
What would a lightstone family Christmas be without groveling andinfighfing? 莱史东家的圣诞节怎么少得了阿谀内斗
您的粉红酒 夫人 WoYour rosé, ma'am.
Honey, smile. It's Christmas. 亲爱的 笑一个 这是圣诞节唉
Good. Good girl. 好女孩
I am sorry about my sister. 我替我姐姐向你道歉
It is really nice to see you. 很高兴见到你
To have you here. 谢谢你来
Okay, I'm behind. Catch me up on all the hot goss. 我错过了什么八卦 快帮我恶补
Hot goss. Okay. Um... 八卦啊 好
Well, you remember Bert, my sister's pride and joy. 你记得伯特 我姊的人生成就
Yo, yo, yo. This is the Bert locker 嘿唷 伯特驾到
living that bling life on Christmas Eve. 在平安夜大放光芒
Hashtag blessed. #天佑伯特
He just got what I can only assume 我只能说他没多久前
will be his first of many sexual harassment accusations. 被控告性骚扰 以后一定还有更多
Mom paid off the school, and now the gymnasium is named after us. 老妈捐钱给学校 盖了莱史东体育馆
Of course she did. 很像她会做的事
What about tragic Mike? 那悲剧麦克呢
All I'm saying is, if I was on one of those planes, 我只能说 要是我也搭了那时的飞机
9/11 would've ended with a bunch of terrorists 那9/11的结局就会是一群恐怖份子
skydiving over Connecticut without their parachutes. 在康乃狄克州的天空体验自由落体
Yes. Yes. Boom. Yeah. You like that? -真赞 -是吗 你喜欢
Yeah, I do like it. -我很喜欢 -太好了
Kiss me in front of my son. Now? 在我儿子前面亲我
He might actually be a decent actor. 说不定他其实是实力派
He's been doing an Oscar-worthyjob of pretending to find my sister appealing. 他假装我姊很辣的演技可以拿奥斯卡了
Now he wants mom to fund a film for him. 现在他要老妈出钱让他拍片
Not a chance. That's not gonna work for me. 不可能 我不会买帐的
It's gertrude! 是葛楚
It's mom. 老妈来了
Okay, let's do this. Okay, okay. Come on. -来吧 -好 快点
Comeon. Bem getoverhere. No.Mom.Mom! -伯特 快过来就位 -妈 我不要
Positions. Game time, buddy. Okay. Okay. -该上场了 -好
This is my good side. I'm busy. -我这面比较好看 -我很忙
We've gone over this! Come on! Gosh. Okay. -我们练习过了 快 -老天 好
Bert, get in the middle. So it begins. -伯特 去中间 -要开始了
Seriously, come. You know what that means. 够了 你知道这是怎么回事
Shall we jockey forward? 我们要挤到前排吗
No, 不用
we can hang back. 我们可以待在后头
Yeah. 对
Trudy, honey? 楚蒂 亲爱的
Come on over here. 过来这边
Just, like... 拜托…
Threaten 'em or bribe 'em. This isn't rocket science. 选择威胁或贿赂 没那么难
Same shit we always do. 每次都这样
That's what? 什么
That's the best you can do? 这就是你们的拿手绝活了
Excited to see your grandma? 看到奶奶开心吗
Listen, you cocksucker. 听好 你们这些小混蛋
It's Christmas, so why don't you take 现在可是圣诞节 给我拿出你们的诚意
yourbestofien mflwmpm and ram it up your fucking box. 包装得美美的 然后他妈的给我吞下去
Maybe you don't realize who I am. 看来你们没搞清楚我是谁
Those were grandma words. You know, forget them. Oh, boy. Look at Mr. Cool back here. -奶奶都没变呢 -哟 酷小子在后面啊
Yeah, what's your angle, man, hmm? 就是啊 你在打什么主意
No angle. I'm not doing anything. 没有主意 我啥都不会做
Oh, yeah. 最好是
No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No! 不 不 不
Don't shit in my mouth and tell me it's chocolate cake. 少在那边假好心想骗我吃屎
Grandma's cool. 奶奶真酷
I can make that story go away... 我会澄清那些谣言
I think your brother's up to something. No, -我觉得你弟有什么阴谋 -没有
I just decided to let you guys have all the fun sucking up to mom today. 我刚决定 今天让你们好好拍老妈马屁
Please. You are king suck-up. 最好是 你才是马屁精
You named your kid gertrude. 你连小孩都取名葛楚
Alva, you named your son bertrude. 爱芙 你儿子叫做伯楚
Okay. Sorry, Bert, but that's not a real name. -怎样 -抱歉 伯特 但那个名字是编的
Sorry, Linda. We can't all be lucky enough to have daughters. 不好意思 不是每个人都有幸能生女儿
Mom, I can hear you. 妈 我听见了
You know something we don't. What is it? 你知道什么秘密 快说
No, I don't. I don't. 我什么都不知道
I got it. Bingo. I'm onto you, man. 我懂了 我就知道你有鬼
Come on! We were just... -快说 -我们只是…
come on, come oh. 快点…
You big sack of shit. No wonder your husband left you. 你这个没用的东西 难怪被老公抛弃
Merry Christmas to you, too, senator. 也祝你圣诞快乐 参议员
Merry Christmas, mommy. Merry Christmas. -圣诞快乐 妈咪 -圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas. -对 老妈 -圣诞快乐
Why in the hell are you standing all the way back there? 你们干嘛都给我站在后面
Merry Christmas, grandma! 圣诞快乐 奶奶
Little bitch. Gertrude1aw. 小贱货
Little gertrude. And how is my favorite granddaughter? 小葛楚 我最爱的小孙女好吗
Everybody calls me Trudy now. 大家现在都叫我楚蒂
Trudy? 楚蒂
That makes her sound like a whore. Okay. -这名字听起来很像妓女 -好了
Oh, she doesn't even know the meaning of the word. 她根本不知道那个字的意思
I'm starving. Let's eat. 我饿死了 开动吧
Great. 自大狂
And, mom, I think gertrude is a beautiful name. 老妈 我觉得葛楚是个好听的名字
I only call her gertrude. 我只叫她葛楚
Merry Christmas, gertrude. Come on, bertrude. -圣诞快乐 葛楚 -够了 伯楚
(香草饼干)
当孩子们沉睡后
轻轻地溜下楼梯
锁上所有的门窗
只有你我和圣诞老人
轻手轻脚 悄然无声
把玩具放在圣诞树下
趴在地上 匍匐前进
只有你我和圣诞老人
(礼物清单：钱 钱 钱 钱 电玩)
魔幻时刻就快到来
夜半钟声即将响起
飞行雪橇终于飞走
大家都会有个欢乐圣诞节
向超级无敌棒的圣诞老人
举杯致敬
只有你我和圣诞老人
Another fucking Christmas. 又是一个该死的圣诞节
I made these all by myself. 这些都是我自己做的
No way. 太厉害了吧
I even made one that looks exactly like Santa. 我还做了跟圣诞老人一模一样的
Exactly. Yeah. -一模一样 -对
Santa gets a candy cane, too? 圣诞老人也有拐杖糖吗
Yeah. Okay. -有 -好
It's perfect. 非常完美
No peeking. 不准偷看喔
This house has so many chimneys. 这间房子有太多烟囱了
How will Santa know which one to come down? 圣诞老人怎么知道要从哪个下来
Oh, Santa just knows. 他就是知道
Christmas magic. 是圣诞节的魔法
Honey, what's wrong? 亲爱的 怎么了
Daddy never took me to see Santa at the mail this year. 爸拔今年没带我去购物中心看圣诞老人
He didn't. 没有吗
I am so sorry. 真的很对不起
This year has been weird. 今年真的很奇怪
I never got to tell Santa what I wanted for Christmas. 我没有机会跟圣诞老人说我想要什么
Oh, honey. Come here. 宝贝 过来这里
You know what? 我告诉你喔
You go put your pj's on, 你先去换睡衣
and I will be two minutes. 等我两分钟
Yes! 好
Okay... 好唷
什么 是这个吗
拜托 这个
Yes. 太好了
Yes! 搞定
Because you have been so good to me and mommy this year, 因为你今年是爸妈的乖小孩
we decided that you could have one gift... Early! 我们决定你可以先拿一个礼物
Really? 真的吗
What is it? 这是什么
That is a very special walkie-talkie. 这是一个很特殊的对讲机
It's magic. Magic? -魔法对讲机 -魔法
What you got right there 你手上这台
is a direct hotline to Santa claus himself. 是圣诞老人的直拨热线
I can talk to Santa? -我可以跟他讲话 -对
Oh, yeah. It's just like writing him a letter, 就像写信那样 只是更方便
but better. 不过呢
Now, the only thing is, he might not have time to answer you. 他不一定有空回答你
He's delivering a lot of presents tonight. 因为今晚他忙着到处发礼物
But he'll hear everything you want to say to him. 但是他还是会听见你跟他说的话
Hello, Santa? 圣诞老人 你在吗
This is Trudy lightstone. 我是楚蒂莱史东
I hope you're having a nice night. 祝你今天晚上过得开心
It's really cold tonight, so don't forget your mittens. 今天晚上很冷 别忘了戴手套
So, I wanted to tell you, Santa, 我要跟你说 圣诞老人
I was extra good this year, 我今年特别乖
so I wrote a big list for you with all the stuff I wanted. 所以我有很长的礼物清单要给你
But then... 可是…
Then I realized I don't need any of that. 我后来发现那些我都不想要
I really only want one present for Christmas. 我只想要一个圣诞礼物
I want mommy and daddy to make up 就是妈妈跟爸爸和好
so we can be a family again. 让我们一家团聚
Okay. 好了
Good night, Santa. 晚安 圣诞老人
Good night, Mr. Bunny. 晚安 兔兔先生
Which one of you did that? 是哪一个干的
You can't go two seconds without crapping on the roof like a bunch of pigeons? 两秒不拉屎都不行吗 你们是鸽子吗
So unprofessional. 超不专业的
You know, Rudolph will never do this crap. 鲁道夫就从来不会这样
Homemade. 自家手作
Ugh. Skim. 脱脂牛奶
Oh, yeah. That's the stuff. 这才对嘛
(1938)
Dubois. That's some prewar shit right there. 杜波斯的酒 战前的好东西
Good shit. 靠北赞
That pairs well. 很搭
What do we have here? 还有什么呢
Oh, yeah. That's the stuff. 爽 这样才对
You know... 你知道吗
Christmas is all right, 圣诞节也没关系
but you Americans don't celebrate my favorite holiday. 但你们美国佬都不过我最爱的节日
Yeah? What? 喔 什么节日
Boxing day. 打到骨折日
Yo, yo. B. Lightstone here, live streaming the dream, you know. 唷 我是B莱史东 直播美梦中
They say the richest man... 他们说富到流油的人…
Say goodbye. 说再见吧
And if you... 如果你们…
Grandma! 不 奶奶
Your Wi-Fi sucks dick. Damn it! 你的网路烂死了 该死的
When he was small, I begged you to beat him. 他小时候我就拜托你揍他了
Hey. Merry Christmas. 嘿 圣诞快乐
Or should I say "happy holidays" now? 还是应该说佳节愉快呢
Right? I mean, it's like, people, make up your minds. 大家怎么都不统一一下啊
You know what I'm saying? Can I help you? Yeah. I sure hope so. See... -有何贵干 -要请你帮个忙
My car broke down a little ways... 我的车抛锚了
Out here? This is a private road. 在这边 这里是私人土地
You're telling me. 我怎么知道呢
It's the first place I've seen for miles. I think I got frostbite. 我走了好远才看到这房子 我都冻坏了
Where the hell am I, anyway? 这里到底是什么鬼地方
G.t. Lightstone family compound. I'll call you a tow. 这里是莱史东庄园 我帮你叫拖车
(莱宅)
All right, revelers. 好了 坏蛋们
Time to steal Christmas. Sound off. 准备圣诞开抢 完毕
Jingle. Check. 铃铛 好了
Peppermint. Check. Sugarplum. Check. -薄荷 好了 -糖梅 好了
Krampus. Ready to fuck shit up. 坎卜斯 准备大闹一场了
Candy cane. Check. 拐杖糖 好了
Go for frosty. Go for tinsel. -糖霜 没问题 -金箔 没问题
Go for gingerbread. 姜饼 没问题
Are we gonna use these stupid code names all night? 我们一定要用这些蠢代号吗
'Tis the season. 这样才有气氛
Welcome to your worst Christmas ever. 准备迎接你们最糟的圣诞节吧
Trudy loves seeing Santa at the mall. 楚蒂最爱去购物中心看圣诞老人了
She loves going with her father. 她喜欢和父亲一起去
And you should've taken her yesterday, like you do every Christmas, 你昨天应该带她去 就像每年那样
but we didn't even hear from you. 但你完全没和我们联络
Mom put me on a special project. It's complicated. 老妈要我去做件特别的事 很复杂
But it's not, because it keeps happening over and over. 不是的 这种事情总是一再重演
Your mother forcing herself between us. 你妈妈强行介入我们之间
You're right. 你说得对
What if we could give Trudy her Christmas wish? 也许我们能实现楚蒂的愿望
You're trying to win me back with a romantic weekend at your mother's? 跟你妈度过浪漫周末会让我回心转意
What if things really changed this time? 如果这次真的不一样呢
We got out from under my mother's thumb. 我们可以逃出我妈的掌控
We'll walk away. 我们抛下一切
From the company, the family. 离开公司 家族
Tonight. 今晚就走
What are you up to? 你在打什么主意
Let's go. We need to get you out of here. -我们走 -你要立刻离开
Mommy, where are you going? 妈咪 你要去哪里
She's going for the panic room! What? -她要去避难 -啊
Yes. Go, bertrude. Without us? -对 快走 伯楚 -丢下我们
Fuck, fuck, fuck. 该死
There isn't room for all of us. She can fit at least two of us. -空间不够所有人进去 -至少能再两个
Mom, take me. Mom! -妈 带我进去 -妈
Oh, yeah. 好
Mom, can Bert come, too? 妈 伯特也能进去吗
Okay. Move it or lose it, son. Move it! 好 不快点就死定了 快
You're supposed to protect us. We protect the primary asset. -你们应该保护我们 -我们保护主要资产
Who the hell are you? 你是什么人
You can call me Mr. Scrooge. 你可以叫我小气财神
Hilarious. 真好笑
Get him. 抓住他
Bah humbug, motherfucker. 去死吧 混蛋
Hey. Step aside. 嘿 闪开
Tinsel, peppermint, sweep upstairs. 金箔 薄荷 去楼上搜一搜
I want all the lightstones together. 把莱史东家的人都抓过来
Kill anybody else you find. 其他的人格杀勿论
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 靠
Trudy, honey, we got to go. 楚蒂 亲爱的 我们要走了
Wake up, honey. Wake up. 醒醒 宝贝 醒醒
Maybe we can get out the back by the servants' stairs. 说不定能从仆役用楼梯逃走
Come on. Not now. Not now. 拜托 不会吧 就这么巧
Fuck! Fuck! 靠
Mistletoe, gingerbread. 懈寄生 姜饼
Hi. 嘿
You got me. 被你发现了
I don't want any trouble, okay? 我不想惹麻烦 好吗
Downstairs. Now. 立刻跟我下楼
Look, mister, I don't want to get involved. 听我说 先生
I just have a job to do. Okay? That's it. 我不想淌浑水 我还有正事要办
I'm just gonna take my bag, 所以我要拿起我的袋子
and I'm just gonna scooch up that chimney. 从烟囱爬出去
Enough talk. Let's go. 废话少说 走了
You don't want to do this. 你惹错人了
What? This? 什么 你吗
Now, move! 现在下楼
Are you deaf? Fucking move! 你聋了吗 他妈的给我站起来
No, no, no. 不…
No! Wait! 不 等等
Wait. 等一下
Wait! Don't go! Come back! 等一下 别走 回来啊
Fuck! 妈的咧
Oh, shit. 糟糕
Damn chickenshit reindeer leave me here to die. 那些胆小鬼驯鹿居然弃我不顾
Violent night gory night 暴戾夜 血腥夜
all is calm 别乱动
if all doesn't want to get shot in the fucking head 如果你们不想被爆头
Cute. 真可爱
Do you have any idea who you're fucking with? 你知道你惹了什么人吗
I know exactly who I'm fucking with. 我当然知道自己惹了什么人
Wait, wait. Did you actually think 等等 难道你真的以为
that I spent months planning a complex break-in to the most secure 我筹画了好几个月的缜密行动
private residence in the country 要闯入全国保全最严密的住家
and I didn't know who lived here? 却不知道住在里面的人是谁
Well, you're wrong. 这你就错了
'Cause your staff are dead. Your security are dead. 因为你的人都死了 保全也死了
Now, sit down and shut the fuck up! 所以给我坐下 闭上你的臭嘴
Fuck. 靠
We planned it. It's all right. It'll be solved in a couple minutes. 没事的 只要几分钟就可以搞定
Better be solved. 最好是能搞定
So much like a scene from my movie dark ransom. 这情节好像我最爱的电影《暗夜赎金》
Oh, my god. 我的天
If they didn't have guns, 只要他们没有枪
I could take out three, maybe four of them. 我就能打倒其中三 四个人吧
Try all of them. 全部打倒不是更好
Ew, mom. Yuck. 妈 好恶
Ifyou'd really done your research, you'd know 你如果真的做了功课
that my brother Rory was kidnapped in the '70s. 就会知道我哥哥罗瑞70年代被绑架过
But my father nevercahed the police. 但我爸完全没有联络警察
Dad sent in our own private extraction team, 他派出我们私人的抢救小组
and Rory was home safe and sound a week later. 罗瑞一个星期后毫发无伤地回家了
And the kidnappers were never found. 绑架犯从此人间蒸发
If you get me. 你懂我意思吧
I know. 我知道
I know all about your extraction team 我知道你家的抢救小组
that you affectionately call "the kill squad" behind closed doors. 你们私下的昵称是“杀人特攻队”
I also know that they're on their way 我也知道他们正在路上
and how long it's gonna take 'em to get here. 也知道他们要多久时间会到
I even know their credit ratings and their dick sizes. If you get me. 我还知道他们的鸡鸡评分 你懂吗
Then you should also know you're already dead. 那你就知道自己死定了
We don't do ransoms. 我们不会付赎金
Again, I know. I know. 我说了 我都知道
See, I know a lot, gertrude. I really do. 我知道的可多了 葛楚 真的
Like the fact that you have 300 million in us. Dollars 像是你现在有三亿美元现金
sitting in your personal vault downstairs. 放在楼下的私人金库里
The fuck? That's right. -什么 -没错
300 million that the us. Government 美国政府给莱史东家的三亿美元
gave lightstone to quietly distribute in the middle east to all the worst people, 准备发给中东那些人渣
to grease the wheels and keep that sweet oil flowing. 打通关节 让原油顺畅流动
300 million that... oops... Disappeared in the fog of war. 三亿美元 哇咧 在战火中就没了
Except it didn't really disappear, did it, gerty? 但也不是真的没了 对吧 葛楚
'Cause you stole it. 因为被你偷走了
Did you know about this? Man, this family. -你都知道 -唉 这家人啊
This moneygrubbing family. 这贪财的一家
Clinging desperately to your wealth, 死命抓着你们的钱财
when your poor employees don't even have enough coal to keep tiny Tim warm. 而你们的员工穷到没钱买煤取暖
What is it with you and all this Christmas shit? 你讲这么多圣诞节鬼话有屁用
Talk all you want. You'll never get in the vault. 讲再多你也进不了金库
Oh, oh, oh. Because when you hit the panic button, it reset the combination? 因为你按了紧急按钮 密码已经改了
I keep telling you, I know. 要讲几遍 我都知道
This is what breaking into a vault has turned into? 现在闯进金库还要这样搞
Remember when you just had to drill holes and blow shit up? 记得以前只要钻洞炸掉就好的日子吗
I don't know, maybe I'm getting old, but there was something romantic about that. 我大概是老了 不过那样还挺浪漫的
Candy cane: Boss, you copy? 老大 听到了吗
I'm kind of busy here. 我现在有点忙
You're gonna want to see this. 你最好来看一下
Maybe he fell. 他可能摔下来了
You rappel down buildings with him. 你和他一起从大楼垂降过
You gonna tell me he just fell out a window? 却觉得他会从窗户跌下来
All right, look lively, gang. We got a gopher. 大家打起精神 敌暗我明
You know what? Um, I think Mr. Bunny wants to go to sleep. 我觉得兔兔先生想睡了
So, let's tuck him in. Okay? 我们让他睡觉好吗
It's gonna be okay. 没事的
Hello? Santa? Are you there? 圣诞老人 你在吗
Shit. 该死
This is candy cane at checkpoint three. 拐杖糖在第三检查点
Shit. Shit. 该死…
Shit. 该死
Video game. 电玩游戏
Didn't anybody ask for a bat or a sword or molotov cocktails? 没有人许愿球棒 宝剑或汽油弹吗
Wait. 等等
Mommy, llove you. 妈咪 我爱你
Poetry book. 诗集
Die hard on blu-ray. Fuck! 蓝光版《终极警探》 妈的
我的妈啊
我的妈啊 哦呜
圣诞老人在哪里
我的妈啊 哦呜
圣诞老人在哪里
我的妈啊 哦呜
他带来的玩具呢
safety's on, dipshit. 保险没开 废物
我的妈啊
我的妈啊 哦呜
圣诞老人在哪里
我的妈啊 哦呜
我正在找他 因为
Wait. Hang on. Hang on. 等等 你等一下
今晚是平安夜
Wait, wait, wait. 等一下
Look. I don't want to kill you. 听好 我不想杀你
我知道我应该乖乖睡觉
Well, a big fat guy, gray beard. “哇 又高又胖的白胡子家伙”
但我还是偷偷瞄瞄窗外
Santa... 圣诞老人
I'm gonna rip your fucking balls off. 我他妈的要抓爆你的蛋蛋
希望他不会忘记
敲打他的响板
呼唤他的驯鹿
喔 潘丘 喔 悍妞
喔 佩卓 喔 闪电
Shit. 靠
喔耶
喔耶 喔耶
我的妈啊
我的妈啊 哦呜
圣诞老人在哪里
我的妈啊 哦呜
圣诞老人在哪里
我的妈啊 哦呜
今晚是平安夜
希望他不会忘记
敲打他的响板
呼唤他的驯鹿
喔 潘丘 喔 悍妞
喔 佩卓 喔 闪电
喔耶
喔耶 喔耶
我的妈啊
我的妈啊 哦呜
圣诞老人在哪里
我的妈啊 哦呜
今晚是平安夜
我的妈啊
今晚是平安夜
我的妈啊
Oh, god. 老天
Candy cane: This is candy cane checking in. Compound is clear and secured. 拐杖糖回报 庄园一切正常安全
Copy. What's the status on the kill squad? 收到 杀人特攻队怎么样了
Gingerbread: Kill squad won't be here for two hours. 杀人特攻队还要两小时才会到
So we're doing good. The outer seal's already been breached. 我们一切顺利 已经突破外层了
Is there a 911 thing on here? 这可以报警吗
I... 我…
Am I doing that correct? 我这样做对吗
Hello? 有人吗
Hello, can anybody hear me? 有人听见我的声音吗
Can you hear me, Santa? 圣诞老人 你在吗
Hello? 谁
Santa? 圣诞老人
Yeah, this is Santa. 对 我是圣诞老人
I hope I'm not bothering you. 希望我没有打扰你
Daddy said you were very busy tonight. 爸拔说你今晚很忙
I'm... 我…
I'm on a break. 刚好在休息
Who am I speaking to? 你叫什么名字啊
My name is Trudy lightstone, 我的名字是楚蒂莱史东
and I've been very good this year. 我今年都很乖
Trudy... 楚蒂
Trudy lightstone. 楚蒂莱史东
(乖孩子 楚蒂莱史东)
(对动物友善 听爸妈的话)
(邀请怪咖参加派对)
(房间整洁 对人和善 )
Yeah, Trudy. 对 楚蒂
You're on my nice list. 你在我的乖孩子名单上
You've been a very good girl this year. 你今年是很乖的孩子
Where are you now, Trudy? 楚蒂 你现在在哪里
I'm in a big room with all my relatives. 我和全家族在一个大房间里
There's two bad men with guns watching us. 有两个拿枪的坏人在监视我们
(坏孩子)
Oh, no. Six left. 还有六个
Are you gonna help us, Santa? 你能不能来救我们 圣诞老人
Yeah. Of course I'm gonna help you. 好 我当然会去救你
I'm gonna get you out of there. 我会…我会把你救出来
Take all these bad guys on my naughty list... 抓走那些在坏孩子名单上的坏人
I'm gonna take a lump of coal, 我会拿出大块的煤炭
each and every one of them, and shove it straight up... 一个坏孩子一块 直接塞到他们的…
The ass. 屁股里
I mean, come on, sweetie. 等等 亲爱的
We want to keep you on the nice list, you know. 我们还想让你留在乖孩子名单上
Sorry. Can I say "butthole," then? 对不起 那“屁眼”可以吗
I mean, it's borderline. 这算是擦边球吧
How about "anus"? 那“肛门”呢
Technically, yes, "anus" is the tech... 严格来说 这算专有名…
Okay, look, Trudy. 好了 楚蒂
I got to call for help, and the phone lines are down. 我要找帮手 但电话线不通
You probably know this house better than anybody. 你应该很熟悉这间房子
You got any suggestions? 有什么建议吗
I have an idea. 我想到了
All right, you're telling me there's a goddamn Santa claus running around here? 你是说有一个天杀的圣诞老人在这里
Okay, well, he looks jolly as fuck, but who the hell is he? 他该死的看起来很欢乐 到底是谁
There's no Santa listed on the employee manifest. 员工名单上没有圣诞老人
Yeah, there's more. 对 还有一件事
Frosty hasn't checked in. I can't reach him. 糖霜没有回报 我找不到他
All right, keep trying. 好 继续找
All right, it's official. We got a gopher ontheloose, 正式宣布 有漏网之鱼在捣蛋
and he's dangerous. Watch your backs. 他很危险 你们要小心
Ai? Ai? 艾尔 艾尔
Oh, shit. 太糟糕了
Oh, shit! 该死
Frosty, what's your status? 糖霜 你现在怎么样
Frosty, sound off. 糖霜 完毕
Frosty? 糖霜
Is that... is that the naughty guy I met in the basement? 我在地下室碰到的那个坏蛋吗
Your friend is dead. 你朋友死了
He got a star in his face, then his head caught on fire. 他被星星砸到脸 然后头着火了
It's a long story. 说来话长
Is this our santy? 你就是我们的圣诞老人吗
Is this our santy claus? 我们亲爱的圣诞老人吗
Yeah, it is. 对 我就是
To whom am I speaking? 请问你是哪位
Well, for tonight, I'm Mr. Scrooge. 今天晚上我叫做小气财神
Now, what is it that you want exactly, Santa? 请问你到底想干嘛 圣诞老人
I want you to put down your weapons, 我要你们放下武器
I want you to let this family go, 我要你们放过这家人
and then I want to find my reindeer, 然后我要找到我的驯鹿
and I want to continue delivering my presents. 继续去发礼物
Are you fucking with me? 你他妈的跟我开玩笑吗
All right, who the hell are you really, huh? 好了 你到底是谁
Some security guard who's watched too many action flicks? 是看太多动作片的保全吗
Some loser ex-cop stuck in a mall 还是失业的逊警察在购物中心cosplay
playing dress-up with fat kids pissing on your lap? Stop me when I get it right. 有胖小子在你大腿撒尿吗 说中了吧
It's a little more complicated than that. 比你说的还要复杂一点
Not to me, it's not. 我觉得不会
'Cause I want to make it my personal mission, 因为这是我个人的任务
my holiday to-do list, 我的佳节待办事项
to find you and to end you 就是找到你 除掉你
and to wipe my ass with you and this whole fucking holiday. 用你来擦屁股 度过这个烂节日
That's what I want for Christmas, Santa. 这就是我要的圣诞礼物 圣诞老人
That is a terrible thing to want for Christmas. 你圣诞节的愿望真是糟糕
But maybe you and I should discuss that in person. 但也许我应该跟你当面讨论一下
Santa claus is coming to town. “圣诞老人要来了”
Shit. 该死的
All right, who did you hire to play Santa at your Christmas party, huh? 谁找了扮装圣诞老人来参加圣诞趴
I said, who's playing Santa at your fucked-up Christmas party? 是谁来这个烂爆的圣诞趴扮圣诞老人
I didn't hire a Santa. 我没有找圣诞老人
I never have a Santa. Itstacky. 我从来不找圣诞老人 超俗的
So, who is he? 那他是谁
Who is he? 他是谁
Somebody better start talking, or I'm gonna bash her brains in with this... 你们最好快招 不然我砸烂你们的头
Damn, gertrude. You really got a thing for nutcrackers, huh? 该死 葛楚 你真的很喜欢胡桃钳吧
So, I'm gonna torture everyone in your family 我要折磨你的每一个家人
until you tell me who's running around your mansion 直到有人说出那个乱跑的圣诞老人是谁
playing Santa and fucking with my shit. 居然坏了我的好事
And who should I pick first? 先选谁好呢
Should I go by age? 是不是按照年龄呢
Or should I go by IQ? 还是按照智商
Pick Jason. He's my mom's favorite. 选杰森 我妈最喜欢他了
Yep. Him. The one in the sweater. -对 选他 -穿毛衣的那个
All right. Jason lightstone it is. 好 就从杰森莱史东开始
The number one son. No. Wait. -宝贝儿子 -等一等
No, we don't need... We don't need to do that. No, it's okay. 不用这样的 没关系
No. We don't need to do this. 不 不 不 我们不用这样
No, dont_. 不 不要…
No, dont_.Puth_. Dont_.No. 不要 不要放…不
No, no, no. 不…
Candycane give me this fucking... -把手指交出来 -等一下
爸拔
I'm telling you, no one hired a Santa. 我说了 没人找圣诞老人来
All right. You're right. You're right. 好啦 你说的是
Let's stop it. What are we doing here? Come on. 住手 住手 我们干嘛呢
What are we, amateurs? We're half-assing this. 好了 我们是外行人吗 很不专业唉
Come on. It's not called a finger cracker. 好了 这可不是手指钳
Okay, candy cane. Stick one of his bozaks in there. 拐杖糖 把他的蛋蛋塞进去
I'm not touching his balls. 我才不要摸他的蛋蛋
What, are you a Princess all of a sudden? I've seen you scoop out brains before. 怎么变公主了 你连脑袋都用手挖过
You want me to scoop his brains out, I'll scoop his brains out right now, 你要我把他的脑袋挖出来 我就照做
but I'm not touching his junk. I don't care who does it. -但我不要摸他的蛋蛋 -随便谁都好
I better be looking at flat balls, like, in three seconds. 但三秒后 我要看到他的蛋变荷包蛋
I'll do it. 我来
Krampus. Perfect. 坎卜斯 做得好
Not that guy. Not that guy. That's what I love about sociopaths. -不要他 -所以我最喜欢反社会人格了
Always up for trying new things. You don't -总是喜欢尝试新事物 -等一下
need to do this, okay? No, it's all right. 不用这样嘛 没关系的
No. No. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 不 不要 我的天哪
Oh, god. Oh, my god. 我的天哪…
Put your nuts in. Yummy, yummy. 把你的胡桃放进去 真好吃
Stop hurting my daddy, 不要伤害我爸拔
or Santa will get mad. 不然圣诞老人会生气
Oh. What a cutie. 真是小可爱
So, what do we know about Santa, little one? She doesn't know anything about Santa. -你认识圣诞老人吗 -她什么都不知道
He wasn't asking you. 他没有问你
She's playing make-believe. 她只是爱幻想
She's pretending to talk to Santa. 她假装自己在跟圣诞老人说话
It's not pretend. Santa's my friend, 不是假装 圣诞老人是我朋友
and he said he's going to save us. No. -他说要来救我们 -不
And beat you up. Oh, is he? -还会揍扁你们 -是吗
I bet he'd come out of hiding if you asked him to, huh? 那你应该可以叫他出来 不要躲了吧
What do you say you come with me and we play a little gamewmwmm? No. 你要不要和我一起跟他玩个游戏
Trudy, come on. Tell him the truth now. You aren't talking to Santa. 楚蒂 说实话 你没有跟圣诞老人说话
Yes, I am. No, you're not. Come on, now. -我有 -不 你没有 快说实话
Yes, I am. Damn it, Trudy, Santa isn't real! -我有 -该死 楚蒂 圣诞老人是假的
I'm sorry, honey. 很抱歉 亲爱的
Santa's just a thing adults tell kids to make them feel better, okay? 圣诞老人是大人骗小孩的
Your mommy and I give you the presents, and we say they're from Santa. 礼物是我们给的 再骗你是圣诞老人
He's not coming to save us. He doesn't exist. 他不会来救我们 他不存在
It's all made-up. 这些都是假的
Really? 真的吗
Aw. What a way to find out that there's no Santa. 没想到你会这样发现圣诞老人的真相
Hey, let's come back easter and ruin the easter bunny for her, too. 复活节我们再来戳破复活节兔子好了
Trudy! Come back here! -楚蒂 -快回来
Stop her! Trudy! You idiots, stay at your posts. 你们这些笨蛋 坚守岗位
Trudy! 楚蒂
I'll find this little brat. 我会找到这个小混蛋
好
好喔
Santa. 圣诞老人
Santa! Santa! 圣诞老人 圣诞老人
This is Trudy. 我是楚蒂
Are you okay, Santa? 你还好吗 圣诞老人
Hi. Hey. Are you okay? -嗨 我在 -你还好吗
I'm good. 我没事
I was just wrapping something up. 我只是在包东西
I ran away and hid in the attic. 我逃走了 躲在阁楼
Okay. If you're safe, 好 如果你现在安全
just stay there and stay quiet, all right? 就安静待在那 不要乱跑
Okay. I can set up booby traps, 好 我可以设陷阱
like in home alone. 就像《小鬼当家》那样
Okay, I don't know what that means, but, yeah, do that. 好 我不知道你在说什么 但..那就做吧
Just do it quietly. 但不要发出声音
Are you really Santa? 你真的是圣诞老人吗
Of course I am, sweetheart. 我当然是 亲爱的
My daddy says there isn't any Santa. 我爸爸说没有圣诞老人
He says parents just tell their kids that Santa's real to make them feel better. 他说礼物是爸妈买的 圣诞老人是假的
He said they give us presents and say they're from Santa. 他说他们只是骗我们是圣诞老人送的
Yeah. 对
Yeah, a lot of parents say that. 对 很多爸妈都那样说
But I still bring presents to kids that need me. 但是我还是会送礼物给需要我的孩子
Kids who really believe. 那些真的相信我的孩子
How do you know who really needs you? 你怎么知道谁真的需要你
Christmas magic. I'm not really sure how it works. 圣诞节魔法 我也不知道是什么原理
But, uh... 但是
I remember 我记得
when Trudy lightstone wrote to me. 楚蒂莱史东写信给我的时候
She must have been about six years old, 她应该是六岁吧
and she said that she felt lonely sometimes. 她说自己有时候觉得很孤单
She missed having a best friend. 她很想念以前有好朋友的时候
And so I brought her a beautiful little stuffed rabbit. 所以我送给她一只兔兔填充玩偶
Mr. Bunny. 兔兔先生
And then I remember the next year, 我记得隔一年
and you said you had this amazing dream and that, 你说自己做了好梦 然后
afterwards, all you wanted to do was... To fly! -你只想要… -飞高高
To fly. To fly. 飞 飞高…
I mean, 我的意思是
Santa might have some magic, but... Making a little girl fly? 虽然有魔法 但让小女孩飞就有点…
But giving you a kite, 但是我可以给你风筝
floating just beneath the clouds, 在云的下方飘
well, it's about as good as it gets. 我尽力了
I knew it. 我就知道
I knew you were real, Santa. 我就知道你是真的 圣诞老人
Don't be too hard on your parents, all right? 不要怪你爸妈 好吗
Grown-ups have a hard time believing things. 大人有时候很难相信一些事
Can you use your Christmas magic to make them love each other again? 你能用圣诞魔法让他们重新相爱吗
I wish I had that kind of power. 我也希望自己有那种力量
Mrs. Claus and I have been going on year... 我和圣诞奶奶已经结婚1100年了
1,100, and... 我们…
Grown-up relationships are complicated. 大人的感情很复杂
It takes work. 需要努力
A lot of work. 很多的努力
Do you still love her? 你还爱她吗
Yeah, I do. 我爱她
But sometimes, even if you want to make somebody happy... 但有时候 就算你想让某人幸福
The magic just goes away. 魔法还是会消失
Hey. 嘿
I've got an idea. 我有个想法
This will be fun. 这样一定很好玩
Why don't you guys open your presents? 你们不如来开礼物吧
I want to see what you rich assholes get each other. 我想看你们这些有钱的混蛋都送些什么
And some of you might not make it till tomorrow morning, 而且你们可能有人活不到明天
so this could be your only chance. 这就是开礼物唯一的机会了
Come on. Where's the Christmas spirit? 拜托 有点圣诞精神吧
Gertrude, uh, I got you something pretty special. 葛楚 我帮你准备了很特别的东西
Did you hear that, gertrude? He got you something amazing. 听到了吗 葛楚 他有好东西给你
What could it be? 会是什么呢
Oh, my god, this is exciting. 我的天 好刺激喔
Mom. 妈
Can I call you mom? 我可以叫你妈吗
Mrs. Lightstone. 莱史东夫人
Okay, so in the business, they call this... 在业界 这个叫做提案集
(投资人财务规画)
A pitch deck. 提案集
It's called explosive force. Starring me. 这部片叫做《爆炸力》 由我主演
And if you look in the back, there are the financial numbers. 你看后面会有财务数字
I'm kind of a big deal in Asia. 我在亚洲满受欢迎的
Parts of Asia, at least. 至少是一部分的亚洲
We were in parts of Asia once, and, hke, we couldn't even go to a restaurant. 我们去过那部分亚洲 连餐厅都去不了
What is there a better gift than gift of a golden opportunity? 有什么是比投资金鸡母更好的礼物呢
Oh, no. 糟糕
Granny doesn't like it. 奶奶不喜欢
Mother, I got you something really special. 母亲 我准备的东西真的很特别
It's a sentimental photo of the day I was born. 是我出生那天的纪念照
I remember. 我记得
I was there. 我也在那里
She doesn't give a shit. 她根本把这当屁
Swing and miss again! 再次挥棒落空
This is so fun. Mommy, how about another one? -真是太精彩了 -妈咪 另一个呢
I got you a lot of good things. I'll grab one. 我准备了很多好东西 我拿一个
Alva, sit down. You've already given me one. It's... 爱芙 坐下吧 你已经送一个了
It's Jason's turn. 轮到杰森了
I... I think I left it in the car. 我好像忘在车上了
No, I saw you put one under the tree earlier. 没有 我刚刚有看到你放东西在树下
No. It's in the... yeah, I did. I could've sworn. -不对 那是… -真的 我发誓
You know what, it's... 你知道吗 那是…
You don't... you don't... 你不…不…
It's this one, right? Yeah, I got you, bro. 是这个吧
Come on. 我拿了 就送啊
Thank you. 谢谢
It's my favorite whiskey. 是我最喜欢的威士忌
You can skip the note. 卡片就不用看了
Thank you, Jason. 谢谢你 杰森
What's the card say? 卡片上写什么
I think I'll just keep that between Jason and I. 这是我跟杰森的秘密
No one really needs to know. 别人不必知道
Right, Jason? 对吧 杰森
Right. 对
Did you ever have a mommy and daddy? 你有爸爸妈妈吗
Yeah, of course I had a mommy and daddy. 当然 我有过爸爸妈妈
I wasn't... I wasn't always Santa claus. 我不是一出生就是圣诞老人的
I had a life before this. 我以前也有人生
A long, long, long time ago. 很久很久以前
They used to call me... 他们叫我…
Nicomund. 尼康蒙德
Nicomund the red. 血红的尼康蒙德
You had a different job then? 你那时候有另一份工作吗
Yeah, you could say that. 对 可以这么说
I was a warrior. A raider. A thief. 我是战士 掠夺者 小偷
And if somebody got in my way, 如果有人挡住我的路
me and skullcrusher would... Who's skullcrusher? -我跟爆头锤会… -爆头锤是谁
Skullcrusher's my... 爆头锤是我的…
My hammer. 锤子
My favorite hammer. 我最爱用的锤子
I was a surgeon with that thing. 有它在手 我所向无敌
Used to be able to take three heads, line 'em up... 可以一次打爆三颗头 排成一排
But why? 为什么呢
What? 什么
Why'd you do those things? 为什么你要那样
Because I was mean. 因为我很坏
And I was greedy. 而且很贪心
And I wanted gold, jewels. 我想要黄金 珠宝
Yeah, lmean, if there was a naughty list back then, I'd be top dog. 如果当时有坏孩子名单 我一定是榜首
Well, maybe... 但是也许…
What? 什么
Maybe all those bad things you used to do... 也许你从前做的坏事
Maybe you can use them to do good things instead. 现在能拿来做好事
To help. 能帮助人
What do you mean? 什么意思
Mr. Bunny, he wasn'tjust a toy. 兔兔先生不只是玩具
That night, you gave me what I wished for. 那天晚上你实现了我的愿望
A best friend. 让我有最好的朋友
'Cause you're good and kind. 因为你很善良又仁慈
And you mean more than just the presents you bring. 你的意义胜过你送的那些礼物
That's why I believe in you, Santa. 所以我才相信你 圣诞老人
That's why I believe. 这是我相信你的原因
Thank you. 谢谢你
You stay hidden, Trudy, till I come get you. 你躲好 楚蒂 等我去接你
Stay safe. 保护自己
All right, we got satellite confirmation. 好 卫星已经确认了
Extraction team's on the go. 抢救小组已经在路上
Eta, 30 minutes. 预计还有30分钟抵达
We're on schedule. Everything's good. 一切符合预期 没有问题
All right, fellas. Look alive, look alive. 好了 大夥儿 打起精神
You all know the plan, 你们都知道计画
and I like my operations like I like to fuck. 我的行动要跟打炮一样
Hard and fast with minimal cleanup. 干净俐落 快速完事
Now, some idiot gets in your way, what do you do? 如果有白痴挡路 你们要怎么做
Fuck their shit up right! 让那混蛋满地找牙
Damn right. 就是这样
Time to lube up. 准备大干一场
Let's go, motherfuckers! Let's go! 出发 你们这些小王八蛋
This fucking family. 该死的这家人
Merry Christmas. 圣诞快乐
Happy holidays. Traitor. -佳节愉快 -叛徒
I got him in the east wing. All right, we're on our way. Hold him. -他在东侧 -我们过去了 拖住他
Step aside. 让开
Now, how did this tired, old, fat piece of shit get the drop on us? 这又喘又肥的糟老头怎么能痛宰我们
I don't know. He's not even armed. -我不知道 -他连武器都没有
This bag is the only thing he had on him. 他身上就背着这个袋子而已
What's in there? 里面有什么
Can't see anything. 啥都看不到
Here, give it to me. 东西给我
What kind of moron carries a chess set with him? 怎么会有白痴背着西洋棋走来走去
What the fuck? 搞什么鬼
Doesn't make any sense. Look at all this shit. 莫名其妙 都是些破东西
So, you're gonna tell us what's the gimmick with the bag? 你要告诉我们这个袋子的机关吗
It's magic. 那是魔法
You put your hand in, out comes a present. 把手放进去 就能拿出礼物
I don't really understand how itworks, either. 其实我也不太懂它的原理
So, you're Mr. Scrooge. 你就是小气财神吧
That's right. But who are you? 对 那你又是谁
Weihnachtsmann. 白胡子老公公
Julenissen. 圣尼古拉斯
圣诞老人 Shengdan laorén.
Babbo natale, pere Noel, kris kringle. 耶诞老公公 圣诞老公公 红衣主教
Jolly old Saint Nick. 欢乐的老圣尼古拉斯
People call me a lot of things. 我有各种名字
Very funny. 哈哈哈 很好笑
Or should I say, "ho, ho, ho"? 还是我应该说“呵呵呵”
If you're Santa, where's your reindeer? 如果你是圣诞老人 你的驯鹿呢
They were on the roof 牠们本来停在屋顶上
until that guy I turned into an ice kebab just... 都是被我做成冷冻肉串的那家伙…
You don't believe me? Go check. 你不相信我 去看啊
Prancer left a tasty log up there. 欢欣可是留了一大坨在上面
This fucking guy. 这老头是疯子
You don't think... -你不觉得… -我知道你是笨蛋
Now, I know you're an idiot, but don't be an idiot out loud. 但不必敲锣打鼓告诉大家
Come on, he's just in santy claus with a fucking trick bag. 他只是穿着戏服 带着魔术袋的家伙
Oh, no! That bag was full of kids' dreams! 不 那个袋子装的都是孩子的梦想
Oh, come on. Everybody knows that Christmas dreams are bullshit. 够了 大家都知道圣诞节愿望都是屁
My father used to make a big deal out of it every Christmas. 我爸以前每个圣诞节都很认真
Every freaking Christmas with the presents 每个他妈的圣诞节都准备了礼物
and the candy and the decorations 还有糖果 装饰那些的
and the Christmas caroling and all that bullshit. 还唱圣诞歌 全都是狗屁
And then when I was... 后来我…
I don't know, 10, 11, he got laid off, 大概10岁的时候吧 他被裁员了
and that Christmas, couldn't even afford a tree. 我们连圣诞树都买不起了
No Christmas dinner, no gifts. Nothing, 没有圣诞大餐 没有礼物 啥都没有
nada, culo, dick. 空空的 连个屁都没有
But our neighbors... 但是我们的邻居
Our neighbors, oh, they had it all. 邻居什么都有
I could see all that yuletide cheer through their window, mocking me. 我从窗户看他们开心过节 像是嘲笑我
So Christmas Eve rolls around, and... 等到平安夜那天
I waited for everybody to go to bed. 我等所有人都上床睡觉后
And then I snuck in there to take it all. 溜进他们家 打算全部偷走
Only problem was that the gramps got up to take a piss 没想到老爷爷起床尿尿
and the two of us scared the shit out of each other. And, 我们俩都被对方吓死了 结果…
he fell down the stairs and broke his neck, 他从楼梯上跌下来 摔断了脖子
and he died in the hospital. 在医院里死掉了
Everybody thought that I did it, and every time I tried to tell them, 大家都以为是我干的 每次我要解释…
I tried to tell them that... 我一直想要解释
Anyway, maybe I did do it. 算了 可能真是我干的吧
Maybe I did push him. Poor old fucker. 说不定我真的推了他 可怜的臭老头
So, you see, Christmas ruined my life. 懂了吗 圣诞节毁了我的人生
Okay? But you know what? It set me on the path and made me the great man that I am today. 但是也让我走上这条路 让我这么成功
I'm sorry, Jimmy. 我很遗憾 吉米
I really am. 我是真心的
But I do gifts. I do Christmas cheer. I don't get involved in people's lives. 但我送礼物 带来欢笑 却不插手人生
Oh, yeah? Yeah, well, maybe you fucking should! 是吗 说不定你该死的应该要
Um, how did he know your name? 他怎么知道你的名字
Bjorn. What's your excuse? 毕旺 你的理由又是什么
Didn't I get you that huffy bike you wanted back in '82? 1982那年不是给你想要的脚踏车了吗
The one you wrote me 50 times about! 你写了50次信说想要的那辆啊
What about you, Kira? 你呢 琪拉
You made your brother eat worms. 你还让弟弟吃虫
That's naughty! 真是不乖
Okay, how does he know about my bike? 他怎么知道脚踏车的事
It's a lucky guess, like, "hey, do you like big tits?" 随便猜的 像是说你喜欢大奶一样
Come on, every kid wants a fucking bike. 拜托 哪个小孩不想要脚踏车
You're gonna tell me who you work for... Christ. No. -告诉我你老板是谁 -老天 不
You've got five seconds to tell me who you really are. 你有五秒钟告诉我你的真实身分
Five, four, three, two... 五 四 三 二
I'm Santa claus! 我是圣诞老人
Well, not anymore. 就要不是了
Gingerbread: Is it snowing? 下雪了吗
Candy cane: Is he doing this with Santa magic? 是他施的圣诞魔法吗
Let it snow! 让雪下吧
It's not snow. 不是雪
It's styrofoam. I told you this guy's a big phony. 只是雪花泡沫 我就说他是冒牌货
Where'd he go? 他去哪了
He went up the chimney. I saw it. 他溜进烟囱了 我看到了
I don't know, he had a rig or some pulley system that just yanked him up. 好像有什么钻头或滑轮让他往上飞了
You can't fit up there. It's impossible. 你进不去的 不可能
You see one weird thing, and then you think you're in a fairy tale? 看到一件怪事你就以为这是童话世界
Incoming. We've got sleigh bells approaching. 来了 雪橇铃声响叮当
Oh, my god. It's his reindeer. 我的天 他的驯鹿来了
It's the extraction team. Pull yourselves together! 是抢救小组 你给我振作一点
And that is the sound of my kill squad. 那声音 我的杀人特攻队来了
You're fizzity-fucked now. 你们完了 等着瞧吧
What are you gonna do? You little elf bitch. 你这个烂妖精还有什么花样
Bertie. Hashtag blessed. -伯特 -#天佑伯特
Yeah! 赞啦
Parkour. 跑酷
Kill him, babe! 杀了他 宝贝
Morgan's gonna save us. 摩根会救我们的
Jean-Claude Van dipshit just ditched us, sweetie. 那个动作巨猩弃我们不顾了 亲爱的
Hold your fire. 先不要开火
Morgan: Barrel roll! 无敌风火轮
Easy, easy. 没事没事
Easy. Yeah! 不要开枪
Identify yourself. 表明你的身分
I'm one of the hostages. 我是人质之一
Morgan steel, 摩根史帝
the actor. 我是演员
Played a lot of soldiers in my career. 演出过很多次士兵
Can I just say, thank you for your service. Semper fi. 我想谢谢你们的付出 永远忠诚
What's the situation inside? 里面情况如何
Bunch of ex-military guys, 好几个退伍军人
but I got to warn you, they know you're coming. 但我警告你们 他们知道你们要来
I think they're readyforyou. 我觉得他们有备而来
They better be. We're on a tight schedule. 最好是 我们行程很赶
Shit. 该死
真是…
All right, let's move out. 好了 我们开始动作
Let's move out. 动起来
(坏孩子)
Come on. 拜托
You got to be kidding me. 别开玩笑了
Hey, thorp, you're 10 minutes late. What kept you? 索普 你迟到了 怎么了
Looks to me like your net's got a hole in it. 看来你的网子有破洞了
Or are you just letting your hostages out for some exercise? 还是你只是让人质出来运动一下
No, no, no. We got a wild gopher running around 不 里面有人捣乱我们的计画
complicating shit and causing problems. 让情况变得很棘手 问题一堆
Who? Lightstone security? 谁 莱史东家的保全吗
Nah, I don't think so. Some intruder dressed as Santa. 我觉得不是 是一个穿圣诞装闯入的人
But I'm telling you, I'm telling you, there's something weird about him. 我得说 那个人很古怪
Might be the real Santa. 他可能真的是圣诞老人
Thefud<dm shejustsay? Thmg she's joking. -她说什么鬼话 -没事 她在开玩笑
My squad will take care of it. 我的小队会处理
Beta team, go find this asshole. B组 去找出那个混蛋
Now, let's unwrap our present, shall we? 现在要来开礼物了 对吧
All right, you heard the man. Time to kill Santa. 你们都听到了 追杀圣诞老人
I've got him. He's on the roof. 我看到了 他在屋顶上
Roger that. I got eyes on him. 收到 我看到了
Right, sugarplum. Hit that button. 好 糖梅 按下按键
Here we go. 搞定了
Our skeleton key. 我们的万能钥匙
The "open" magic stick. 开门魔法棒
This better fucking work. 这东西最好有用
I'm flushing my career for this, my reputation. 我已经赌上我的职业生涯和名声了
Yeah, then you can buy yourself a new rep. 你可以再买新的名声
As a kid, I loved unwrapping Christmas presents so much 小时候我最喜欢拆圣诞礼物了
that my mom would wrap empty boxes for me. 我妈都用包装纸把空盒子包起来
I didn't care that nothing was inside. 里面没有东西我也不在乎
Is this a fucking joke? -这是他妈的恶作剧吗 -不
You said it would fucking be here! 你说钱会在这里面的
I'm telling you, 我跟你说
my intel was rock solid. I had guys on the inside. 我的情报很可靠 有内鬼接应我
300 million in cash was delivered here yesterday to this fucking mansion. 昨天有三亿元送到这他妈的豪宅啊
Somebody must've intercepted it. 一定是被人拦截了
Son of a bitch. 王八蛋
Shit. 该死
Santa, you okay? 圣诞老人 你还好吗
Santa. 圣诞老人
A bunch of new bad guys showed up. They're on the naughty list. 新来了一群人 都在坏孩子名单上
They got their gadgets and their gizmos on them. 他们身上有很多厉害的玩意儿
I'm sorry. I think this is it, kid. 抱歉了 孩子 我恐怕不行了
No, no, don't say that. 不 别这么说
The naughty list... 坏孩子名单
It just grows and grows. 变得越来越长
He's in that structure. Body cams on. 他在那栋建筑里 开夜视摄影机
Don't give up. 不要放弃
You make a wish this time, Santa. 这次你来许愿 圣诞老人
Just this once. 只有这一次
If you could have anything in this world, 如果你能许一个愿望
what would it be? 那会是什么
I wish I could see Mrs. Claus again, 我希望能再看到圣诞奶奶一眼
tell her how much I love her. 告诉她我有多爱她
Then you make that wish come true. 那么你就要实现这个愿望
Shit. 该死
No, no. 不 不 不
Oh, god. 我的天
No. 不
You said these guys, they're naughty. 你说这些人是坏小孩
And what do you do to the naughty ones? 你要怎么对付坏小孩
I give them a lump of coal. 我会拿出大块的煤炭
Yeah. Give them their lumps. 对 用煤炭给他们好看
Take that coal and shove it straight up their... 把煤炭直接塞到他们的…
Anuses. Yeah! -肛门 -对
They're right outside. 他们就在外面
Santa's gonna eat through these guys 圣诞老人要来打爆这些家伙了
like a plate full of cookies. 就像捏碎一盘饼干那样
Move, move. 动作快
Hey, lock it up. 嘿 锁门
Lights down. 灯关掉
Stay at my back. 躲在我后面
All right, where the fuck is my money? 好 我的钱他妈的在哪里
Where's the money? 钱在哪里
All right, I've been a sweetheart up to now. 够了 我目前为止都对你们很好
But that's all over. No more fucking games! 但现在结束了 不玩什么鬼游戏了
Where's the money? Or I will shoot every last one of you and enjoy it. 钱在哪里 不说我就一个个毙了你们
It's in the vault. 在金库里
I just looked in the vault. Had the money been in there, 我刚刚去看过 要是里面有钱
I'd have a different expression on my face. 我现在就不会是这个脸了
Impossible. 不可能
Takes days to get into that thing. 要闯进去要好几天
Not if we have the key, Mrs. Lightstone. 但我们有钥匙 莱史东夫人
Thorp. 索普
You can't trust anyone these days. 这年头谁都信不过了
I'm not sure how, butyou or one of your shithead kids moved the money. 不管是你还是你哪个蠢孩子把钱弄走了
And this upsets me. 我都很不爽
It upsets me in a way that makes me want to just randomly shoot at people. 不爽到我想要随便杀个人发泄
Hold on. Just... sorry. 等一下 不好意思
What? What? 什么 什么
What if you randomly shoot the only person who knows where it is? 如果你杀死了知道钱在哪的人怎么办
Oh, fuck you people! 你们这些该死的家伙
我们等待了整整一年
期盼这一天到来
大家开开心心齐聚一堂
和乐融融
欢乐时刻总会来临
人人都能和平共处
Suck on this. 看我的
也能活得长长久久
每个人都自由自在
你我都能发光发热
圣诞佳节最开心
圣诞佳节最温馨
希望天天都是圣诞节
I need some feedback, guys. 给我点回应吧
Guys, what the hell is going on? 到底是怎么回事
(失去讯号)
小孩眼中充满欢乐
老人脸上露出微笑
永远都能欢度圣诞节
我们今晚都是一家人
不管你的肤色是黑或是白
因为我们都能齐声欢唱
和乐融融
一切都还来得及
这世界可以变成
一个更好的地方
只要维持祥和气氛
不只在圣诞节这天
都能散布和平讯息
圣诞佳节最开心
圣诞佳节最温馨
希望天天都是圣诞节
小孩眼中充满欢乐
老人脸上露出微笑
永远都能欢度圣诞节
今晚是平安夜
Jesus Christ. 我的老天爷啊
Nope. Justjolly old Saint Nick. 不 我是圣诞老公公
今天是圣诞节
挚爱的亲朋好友齐聚一堂
到处都充满温馨祥和氛围
Oh, god! There you go. -天哪 -给你吧
A little stocking stuffer. 放在袜子里的礼物
Where is it? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 在哪里 妈的
Fuck. Fuck. 靠 靠
Fuck. 靠…
I got to watch. Fuck! -这我非看不可 -靠
Ho-ho-holy shit. 我的妈妈咪啊
Gertrude would never trust anybody who wasn't blood with this kind of info. 葛楚不可能把这种事告诉外人
So... 所以
The in-laws wouldn't know shit, 姻亲不可能知道
which means that I can shoot her... 所以我可以毙了她
Unless you tell me where the fucking money is. 除非你们告诉我该死的钱在哪里
Please don't, okay? It's Christmas. Shut up! -不要 拜托 是圣诞节唉 -闭嘴
I swear, I'll blow her brains out unless you tell me where the money went. 你们要是不说 我保证她的头会爆开
I did it! 是我
What? Okay. Yeah, I did it. -什么 -对 是我干的
I moved the money. No, don't be an idiot. -我把钱移走了 -你别傻了
What? The money's our only leverage. -那钱是我们唯一的筹码 -什么
My wife has a fucking gun to her head, so... 有枪指着我老婆的头啊
Yeah, how did you find out that we were coming? 对 你怎么知道我们会来
I didn't. I was stealing it. 我不知道 我只是把钱偷走了
Yeah, coincidence. Oh, my god. -对 只是巧合 -我的天哪
I was planning to take the money 我打算把钱带走
and leave with my wife and daughter tonight 今晚就带着妻女落跑
and never come back here. 永远不再回来
And then my mom would 然后我妈会在隔天一早
read the note with her whiskey in the morning and know what I had done. 边喝威士忌边看卡片 发现真相
For years, I have been telling you 多年来我一直告诉你
to stop caring about your mother's fucking money! 不要管你妈那些该死的钱了
And you think the solution was to steal a bunch of it. 结果你的解决方法却是偷走一大笔钱
Well, yeah, it does sound stupid when you say it like that. 对 你这么一讲听起来是很蠢
How can you do this right now? 你现在怎么能这样 真是恶心
It's disgusting. After all that mother has given us? 妈妈都给了我们那么多啊
Come on, alva. Everything she ever gave you, 拜托 爱芙 她给我们一切
she made damn sure we knew she had the power to take right back. 都是为了确保我们知道她有权全数收回
I have spent years groveling to you. 这么多年来我对你卑躬屈膝
In the meanwhile, I was destroying the only good thing in my life. 同时却摧毁了我生命中唯一美好的事物
What are we doing here, huh? Family therapy or doing a heist? 现在是怎样 家族治疗还是抢劫
Yeah, enough of this sharing bullshit. 谈心时间结束了
All right. Where'd you put it? 好了 钱在哪里
Look at this little idiot. 瞧瞧这个小傻瓜
Oh, no. What? -糟糕 -怎么了
The bad guys found me. 坏人找到我了
Okay. 好
I'm coming. 我来了
You know, booby traps don't work unless you hide them. 告诉你 看得到的陷阱是没用的
You little moron. 你这个小笨蛋
Jesus! Shit! 老天 靠北
Help me! Help me! Help! 救救我
You'll be... You'll be fine. 你…你会没事的
Sit tight. I'll be back in a sec. 坐好 我等等就回来
Right after I kill this little piece of shit! 让我先杀了这个小混蛋
You little fucking brat. 你这个该死的小混蛋
You're dead! You're so fucking dead! 你死定了 妈的你死定了
Fucking piece of shit. 该死的烂东西
You little... 你这个…
Incoming! 看我的
Son of a fucking... 该死的混…
Fuck. 靠
I got you now, kid. 抓到你了 小鬼
Yeah? Heads up. 是吗 注意头上
That's all you got? You fucking... 你就这么点能耐
Enough of this shit. 我受够了
Santa! 圣诞老人
Hi, Trudy. 嗨 楚蒂
I made booby traps like in the movie. It was so funny. 我学电影做陷阱 好好玩
Trudy, I want you to... 楚蒂 我要你…
Just do me a favor. 帮我一个忙
Just turn around and close your eyes. 转过去 眼睛闭起来
Maybe put your fingers in your ears, and sing jingle bells as loud as you can. 把手指塞进耳朵 大声唱圣诞快乐歌
Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way 叮叮当 叮叮当 铃声多响亮
oh, how fun it is to ride... 你看他不惧风霜…
You were about to murder aninnocentchhd. 你差点杀掉一个无辜的孩子
Innocent? It's naughty. -无辜 -你很坏
Naughty. -坏小孩 -面容多么慈祥
Naughty! 坏小孩
It's part of the lightstone legacy. We're horrible people. 这是莱史东家的遗传 我们很坏
So I get why you did what you did. 所以我懂你为什么会这么做
When your grandfather told me I'd never run the company 你外公告诉我 公司永远不会交给我
because a girl doesn't have what it takes, 因为女生没有能力
ihadto snatch the reins away from him. 我只好把公司从他手里抢过来
But the point is, a lightstone takes what's theirs. 重点是 莱史东家的人会为自己争取
I'm proud of you, son. 我以你为傲 儿子
All right, where the hell is it? 好了 东西到底在哪里
The money's hidden inside. 钱就藏在里面
And the three wise men presented him with gifts of frankincense, 三智者给祂礼物 分别是乳香
myrrh... 没药
And cold hard cash. 还有冷冰冰的现钞
Load it up, boys. 装起来吧 兄弟
All right, we're securing the money. 好了 我们拿到钱了
Kill the hostages and meet us outside. 杀掉人质 我们外面会合
What? 什么 不行
Mom. Itsfine, befl. Everything's fine. -妈 -没事 伯特 没事的
Okay. 好了
Everybody, get up. 都给我站起来
It's time for a murder. 杀人时间到
Come on. You don't want to kill us. You really don't. 拜托 你们不想杀我们的 真的
Oh, yes, I do. 我想杀
I really, really, really do. 我真的真的很想杀
And I'm gonna start with you. 我要从你开始
No, no, no. Vvam -不… -等一下
you got to kill aunt Linda first. What the hell, Bert? -你应该先杀舅妈 -搞屁啊 伯特
You want to squeeze in being a little shit before you die, bertrude? 你连在死前都不放过当混蛋吗
I say shoot him first. What? -我建议你先杀他 -什么
Wait. No. Don't shoot him. Don't shoot him first. 等一下 不 不要先杀他
And don't you call him a little shit, you gold-digging bitch. 不准叫他混蛋 你这个拜金女
Okay. I changed my mind. Shoot the alcoholic bitch first. 好 我改变心意 先杀这个酒鬼女人
Don't call my mom an alcoholic bitch. Your mom's an alcoholic. -不准叫我妈酒鬼女人 -你妈就是酒鬼
I'm sorry. You're a gold-digging bitch. -你是拜金女 -我是拜金女
I'm a gold-digger, when I have a whole-ass career? -那我干嘛工作 -你到底来干嘛
You're not even part of the fucking family. 你根本不是这个家的一份子
She's an engineer. You know goddamn well... -她是工程师 -你倒是很懂嘛…
Shut up! 闭嘴
我根本不知道
Just like rats in a barrel. 真是狗咬狗一嘴毛
Why don't you die with some dignity? 你们不能有点尊严地死去吗
Get off of me! 放开我
Okay, okay. 好了好了
Fuck you! 去你的
This is for yelling at my child! Creep! -居然吼我儿子 -怪胎
That's for slapping me, motherfucker! 居然搧我巴掌 王八蛋
This is for your dumb fucking hat! 然后你的帽子丑得要命
Is he... 他…
Is he dead? 是不是死了
Yeah. 对
Thanks, Linda. 谢了 琳达
Well, it's nice to do something as a family for a change. 一家人同心协力是挺好的改变
Oh, shit! I'm gonna... -该死 -我要…
That was for Morgan. 这是帮摩根报仇
He may have been stupid, but he was very, very hot. 他可能很蠢 但身材真的很赞
Trudy! Mommy! -楚蒂 -妈咪
Thank god, baby. 感谢老天 宝贝
Oh. Are you okay? -你没事吧 -我没事 妈咪
I'm okay, mommy. 好
Okay. This is my friend, Santa. 这是我朋友 圣诞老人
What the fuck? 搞什么鬼
I can't thank you enough, mister... Claus. But please call me Santa. -谢谢… -尼可拉斯 叫我圣诞老人就好
You guys should get out of here. It's dangerous. 你们应该赶快离开 这里很危险
They took my husband and her grandmother. 他们带走了我丈夫和她祖母
Anybody know how to work these gizmos? I think so. -有人会用这东西吗 -我应该会
I used to hunt with my dad. 我以前会跟爸爸去打猎
Copy that. 收到
How's that looking? Yeah, I got it on lockdown. -情况如何 -一切顺利
Heads on a swivel, boys. 保持警觉 兄弟
Incoming! 我来了
Heads up! 小心了
Who's shooting? 谁开枪了 是谁…
Cap, get down! 队长 趴下
Gun 'em down. Mow them all down. 格杀勿论 火力全开
Let's get the fuck out of here. 够了 我们他妈的快闪
Let's go. Go where? -走吧 -去哪里
Come on, move, you old bat. -动作快点 老屁股 -走吧
Get your fucking hands off of me. 不要用你的脏手碰我
Oh, shit. 该死
My balls! My fucking balls! 我的蛋蛋 我的蛋蛋
好
My balls! Why did you shoot me in the ball... 我的蛋 你干嘛要射我的…
Jesus. 噢 耶稣
Sorry. 对不起
Don't worry about us, Mr. Claus. We got this. 别担心我们 尼可拉斯 交给我们吧
Who is that guy? He said he was Mr. Claus. -那是谁 -他说自己是尼可拉斯
Fuck. Trudy. No, no. She's in the house. She's okay. -糟糕 楚蒂 -她在房子里 没事
She's safe. 她很安全
Yeah. Oh, thank god. -感谢神 -对啊
No, no. 不 不要
Go, go, go. No. Wait. -靠 -不…等等
Oh, shit! 该死
Ho, ho! 呵呵
Fuck! 靠
Fucking die. 去死吧
Come on. Come on. Come on. 来啊 你来啊
Yeah, over here. Over here. 对 在这边 在这边
Santa! 圣诞老人
Come on! 来吧
Yeah. 就是这样
Fuck. 靠
(坏小孩 吉米马丁尼兹)
(杀了最好的朋友 伤了妈妈的心)
(小偷 杀人犯 痛恨圣诞节)
You're real? 你是真的
You're him. 你就是他
You're you. 你就是你
That's what I've been trying to tell you. 我讲了很多次了
The real goddamn Santa claus. 该死的真圣诞老人
This is not your night, pal. 你今晚运气不好 老弟
Oh, I don't know. I think you're wrong. 是吗 我觉得你错了
I think my whole shitty life's built up to this moment. 我觉得我的悲惨一生都是为了这一刻
Because when I kill you, this whole goddamn holiday finally ends. 因为只要杀了你 这该死的节日就没了
Whatever it takes... 我会不计代价
Christmas dies tonight. 圣诞节就在今晚终结
来吧
来吧 我们结束一切吧
The last Christmas. 最后一个圣诞节
Not if you still believe. 只要你相信 就不会结束
不
I have no idea what the fuck is going on here. 我搞不懂现在到底是怎样
But this ends now. 但一切要结束了
Damn right it does. 你说得没错
Trudy, be careful. 楚蒂 小心
Santa! 圣诞老人
Oh, no. Santa. 糟糕 圣诞老人
Oh, no. 糟了
You saved my daughter. 你救了我女儿
Santa: No. 不
She saved me. 是她救了我
Help him. Please help him. 快救他 救救他
Honey, I don't think there's anything we can do. 亲爱的 我们恐怕无能为力
It's okay. 没关系 没关系
It's too late for that. Too late. 太晚了 来不及了
I'm cold. 好冷
I haven't felt cold in years. 我好多年不觉得冷了
We need to keep him warm. 要让他保暖
All of the fires are going out. We need to find something to burn. 火快灭了 我们要找东西来烧
Igotanidea. 我有个想法
No, no, no, no. No, Jason, no. 不 不行 杰森 不行
Please, Santa. I don't want you to die. 拜托 圣诞老人 你不要死
Jason, let's slow this down. What are you doing? 杰森 先等一下 你要干嘛
I've lived longer than any man should ever live. 我已经比凡人活得久很多了
He's pretty much dead. 他就只剩一口气了
What the hell is happening? You don't need to burn money. 你们在想什么 不需要烧钱吧
Okay. More. Yeah. 好 再多一点 对
You can't die, Santa. You have to get up. 你不能死 圣诞老人 你要醒来
I think I used up all my Christmas magic. 我的圣诞魔法大概用完了
Sorry. 对不起
I'm 我很…
I'm sorry I can't give you what you asked for. 我很抱歉不能实现你的愿望
Take that. Take that. 这拿去 拿去
But you did. 但你已经实现了
Santa, please don't die. Wake up. 圣诞老人 不要死 醒醒
Wake up. 醒醒啊
We need to get him close to the fire. 我们要让他靠近火堆
Jason. 杰森
Just wake up. 醒醒啊
Please. 拜托
不
Oh, I am so, so sorry. 我真的觉得很遗憾
This man... 这个人…
This brave, brave man, whoever he was... 这个勇敢无畏的人…不管他是谁
He's Santa. The real Santa. He is. 他是圣诞老人 真的圣诞老人 真的
And I still believe in him. 而且我还是相信他
I'll always believe in you, Santa. 我永远都相信你 圣诞老人
Ibeheve in him, too. 我也相信他
He saved Trudy. 他救了楚蒂
He saved our family. 他救了我们全家
What's realer than that? 有什么比这更真实的
Yeah, and maybe... 那么也许…
Ibeheve in him, too. 我也相信他
Uh, so do I. 我也是
Oh. Shit. Iguess_. 该死 我应该…
I guess I do, too. 我应该也相信吧
Fuck me. 妈的
I believe, too. 我也相信
Oh, my god. Santa! -天哪 -圣诞老人
You... 你…
You were dead. 你不是死了吗
Christmas magic. 这是圣诞魔法
I still don't really understand... How it works. 我还是搞不清楚原理是什么
Thank you. 谢谢你
I don't know how we can ever repay you. 我不知道该怎么报答你
You brought me back from the dead, so we'll call it even. 你们让我死而复生 所以扯平了
Even? We just burned half a million dollars. 扯平了 我们烧光了50万现金唉
Look, Santa! Hmm? Look who came. 圣诞老人 你看看是谁来了
Now you show up, huh? 现在你们倒是出现了
You leave me here to die, come back after all the work's done, huh? 把我丢下来等死 等我搞定了才回来
You know what? I should make you guys into a stew and feed you to the elves! 听着 我要把你们煮成炖肉给精灵吃
Yes, blitzen! Yes, I'm talking to you! 对 就是在说你 闪电
You, too, prancer. 还有你 欢欣
You got my sack. My spare... 你们拿了我的袋子 备用的
you went home and you got my spare sack? 你们回家拿了我的备用袋子
God, I can't stay mad at you guys. I... 唉唷 真是没办法生你们的气了
I can't. I can't. 没办法
(你应该也会需要这个 圣诞奶奶)
Hello, beautiful. Skullcrusher! -嘿 美女 -是爆头锤
Guess this is goodbye. I gotta go. 看来该说再见了 我得走了
Do you have to? 你一定要走吗
It's Christmas Eve, and there's a lot of 今天是平安夜啊
boys and girls on the nice list 名单上还有很多乖小孩
that want their presents, you know? 他们都在等我去发礼物
Thank you. 谢谢你
For what? 为什么
For believing in me. 谢谢你相信我
For reminding me that Christmas still matters. 提醒我圣诞节还是很重要的
And that I still... Matter. 我也还有存在的意义
You gave me my "ho, ho, ho" back. 你让我重新找回“呵呵呵”
All right. Get out of here. 好了 该闪了
Merry Christmas! 圣诞快乐
Now, dasher! Now, dancer! Now, prancer and Vixen! 猛冲 舞者 欢欣 雌狐 快跑
On, comet! On, cupid! On, donner and blitzen! 慧星 邱比特 暴雷 闪电 冲啊
Come on, you beautiful bastards! 走吧 你们这些美丽的小混蛋
We've got some work to do! 我们还得去干活儿呢
Ho, ho, ho! 呵呵呵
Merry Christmas! 圣诞快乐
Hey, yo! What's Gucci, squad fam? It's the Bert locker, living the dream. 嘿唷 伯特驾到 有好料的给伯粉
You know what? See this guy? Dead as hell. 看到这家伙了吗 他死到底了
Santa's real, all right? Don't end up on the naughty list. 圣诞老人是真的 小心别进坏孩子名单
Do better. Bert lightstone out. 要乖 伯特莱史东 先闪