帕那索斯博士的奇幻秀
哥们儿 他什么都没干 Look, mate, he ain't done nothing wrong.
出去 Out.
别逗了 你赶紧闭嘴吧 Come on. You go stitching yourself up.
女士们先生们 过来瞧一瞧 Ladies and gentlemen, step up.
来看一看吧 Step up.
我是墨丘利 众神的信使 I, Mercury, the messenger of the gods,
来邀请您 邀请您 先生 invite you... invite you, sir.
今晚 仅此一晚 Tonight, for one night only.
就在此地 邀您进入意识的世界 Here, at this very venue, to enter into the mind,
伟大的帕那索斯博士的 the very great mind...
意识世界 of Doctor Parnassus.
有请帕那索斯博士 Doctor Parnassus!
女士们先生们 Yes, ladies and gentlemen,
帕那索斯博士如时光般古老 Doctor Parnassus, as old... as old as time.
没错 他已经年逾千岁了 Yes. He is over a thousand years old.
他具有让您梦想成真的能力 He has the power to empower your mind.
让帕那索斯博士开启您的想象之门 Let Doctor Parnassus open your imagination.
引领您进入意想不到的世界 Let him, let him transport you to worlds you never dreamt of.
天哪 快看那灯光 Oh, my god. Oh, check out the lights.
快看啊 Check out that.
美人的翅膀将带您飞越意识之巅 Transcend the heights on beauty's wing.
快看这个 Check this.
戴夫 哈维 快过来 Dave, Haway. Come on,
我们来找点乐子 we'll go get these sorted.
亲爱的 快来看啊 Check this out, sweetheart.
过来 亲爱的 到我身边来 Come here, my love, near me.
来 亲爱的 Come on, love.
如果您需要 If you must...
让"腐败"的兄弟"恶臭" scour the squalid depths
来洗净您灵魂深处的污点的话 with putrid's brother, stench...
快来排队吧 Join the queue.
一次只要5英镑 Only five quid a go.
您想 您想参与吗 You choose... you choose fulfilment?
先生 如果您愿意 请您 Sir, please... sir, please, if you will...
先生 十分抱歉 Sir, please, you cannot audition
没有买票不能参与 without a ticket, I'm afraid, sir.
-亲我一下 -请别这样 - Give us a kiss. - Please don't.
朋友 你还好吗 You all right down there, mate?
你在扮地球超人吗 All right, Captain Planet?
你这个醉鬼 快下台去 Get off the stage, you damn drunk.
你在做什么 小矮子 What are you doing, little man?
他只能够得着我的腿 He's got us by the leg.
快看啊 这胡子都是假的 Hey, man, check it out. It's not even real.
快下台去 Get off the stage!
好丰满的双峰啊 Mm, that's a nice pair of tits.
我说过了 滚下台去 I said, get off the stage!
不下 Nah.
我想要你 可人儿 过来 I want you, like. Come here, man.
快过来 快过来 Come here, man. Hey, hey, come here!
你躲什么呢 What are you running away for?
她在那里 There she is!
快过来美人 过来 Come 'ere, gorgeous. Come 'ere...
该死 Oh, shit.
我来追你了 I'm coming after...
追到了可得打屁屁 I'm gonna feel your arse.
来吧 美人 Come here, gorgeous.
给我回来 婊子 Come back, you bitch!
我的鼻子 My nose!
我的样子 Oh, my face!
我的脸 我英俊的脸 My face! my gorgeous face!
马丁 Martin!
他跟那个贱货跑进去了 He went with that cow!
我要把你的眼睛挖出来 I'll scratch her eyes out!
嘿 还有你 Oi, you too.
我男朋友还在那里面 My boyfriend is in there!
有人吗 Anybody there?
有人在吗 Anybody there?
拜托说句话 有人在吗 Please, is anybody there?
求你们说句话 Please! Please!
救命啊 Help me!
求求你 Please...
我再也不喝酒了 我保证 I'll never drink again. I promise.
真的 Honest.
我发誓从现在开始戒酒 别放手 From now on, I swear, not a drop.
真的吗 Oh, really?
你的选择很正确 You have chosen well.
帕那索斯大师为你而设的悔改之路 The path to Parnassus is steep.
陡峭而漫长 The way is long.
但只要你有毅力 But with perseverance,
做到坚定专一 and fierce dedication,
就可以攀至顶点 the heights are attainable.
以激昂的斗志 充满朝气的脚步 So with spirits high and a spring in your step,
以及坚定的信念 with a song in your heart,
驱散阴霾上路吧 the clouds will part.
天堂之门会为你而开 The heavens will open,
而你会成为出色的人 我的孩子 and you will be a man, my son.
你好 快请进吧 Hi there. Come on in.
看来你需要喝一杯 Looks like you could use a drink.
只喝一杯好了 Maybe just the one.
给我来一大杯 Make mine a double!
他赢了 我输了 He won, I lost.
我又输了 I lost again.
你到底做了什么 What the hell were you doing?
他一直在追我 我当时只能 He was chasing me. What was I supposed to...
不可以穿过那面镜子 绝对不行 Don't go through the mirror. Never!
你知道的 You know that.
喂 你站住 Oi, you!
神棍 Gunga Din.
过来 Come 'ere.
你在搞什么鬼 What do you think you're playing at?
什么搞鬼 没有 Playing? Oh, no, no, no.
我们从不搞鬼 We don't play.
我们所做的事是非常严肃的 What we do is deadly serious.
他不见了 Gone.
我们把他弄丢了吗 我不这么认为 Will we miss him? I don't think so.
一时之间搞不懂其中的玄机很正常 Don't worry if you don't understand it all immediately.
好了 你们这群怪胎马上离开这 Right, look, I want you freaks out of here, now.
对不起 我措辞不当 Sorry, I didn't mean to use that word.
行吗 二等残废 All right? Vertically deficient.
你找死吗 Defunct?
侏儒 Vertically d...
二等残疾 身高 Vertically challenged. Vertically...
身高不足 不管你是什么 Vertically challenged. Whatever you are,
滚远一点 不然我就不客气了 you get off of my beat or I will do you.
-还有你 -好吧 好吧 - You included. - D'accord. D'accord.
晚安 Bonne nuit.
先买票 再排队 Take a ticket. Wait your turn.
20英镑一回 Only 20 quid a go.
今晚特价只要5英镑 Reduced to five for one night only.
女士们先生们 我们生活的这个世界 Ladies and gentlemen, this world, this world that we live in
充满着魔法 is full of enchantment...
只有独具慧眼 才能看到它们 for those with eyes to see it.
鸡来了 Chicken!
我要去玩那个 那个还有那个 I want to go there, there and there.
-我想吃东西 -说够了吧 - I want something to eat. - Stop going on will you?
他们不会让你去的 亲爱的 No. They won't let you, darling.
但是我要去嘛 我要去嘛 But I want to, I want to.
-琳达 -你老是不让我去玩 - Linda! - You never let me...
不好意思 不好意思 Excuse me. Excuse me.
不要吵了好吗 Do you mind?
安东 Anton.
安东 他跑进去了 Anton, he went back there.
-快去追他 -我进去追他 - Just go and er... - I'm going to go back. Ssh.
迪亚哥 迪亚哥 Diego! Diego!
去死吧 Die.
死吧 太棒了 Die! Yes.
太棒了 Yes.
请立即离开奇幻秀 Please exit the lmaginarium immediately.
未经家长同意 奇幻秀不能继续 Choice is not available without parental consent.
去死吧 Die!
太好了 Yeah!
如果你们这些变态敢把我儿子藏起来 If one of you perverts has got our boy,
我可是什么都做的出来的 I won't be answerable for my actions.
-迪亚哥 -迪亚哥 - Diego! - Diego!
迪亚哥 Diego!
怎么了 W-what?
-她都不帮忙找他 -我不管 - She's not looking for him. - I don't care!
看这里 Hello.
来了 Voila.
-太棒了 -成功了 - Yeah! - Oh, it worked!
你跑哪去了 我都担心死了 Where have you been? I've been worried sick.
一个刚刚脱险的小恶魔 One little devil out of the fire...
收起你那愚蠢的表情 Wipe that silly expression off your face,
你这个小蠢货 快起来 you little poof. Get up.
帕那索斯博士的惊奇世界 谢谢 The astounding world of Doctor Parnassus. Thank you.
-安东 -我在这 先生 - Anton? - Yes, sir.
你知道镜子的规矩吧 You know the rules about the mirror?
是的我知道 很抱歉 先生 Yes, yes I do. I'm sorry, sir.
我真的很抱歉 I'm really... I'm sorry.
-他只是个10岁的孩子 -我明白 - He was a ten-year-old boy. - I know.
你做得很好 孩子 做得很好 You did well, my boy. You did well.
好孩子 好孩子 Good lad. Good lad.
谢谢 Thank you.
-好孩子 好孩子 -谢谢 - Good lad. Good lad. - Thank you.
你穿过镜子他竟然还表扬你 You go through the mirror and he's all over you.
我只进去过一次他就小题大做 I do it once and he serves you my head on a plate.
别这么说 瓦伦蒂娜 你是他女儿 Come on now, Valentina. You're his daughter.
你明白吗 而且你秀色可餐 Do you know what I mean? And you're scrumptious...
他秀色可餐的宝贝女儿 his scrumptious daughter.
我为什么说秀色可餐呢 Why did I say "scrumptious"?
美丽 Beautiful.
聪慧 可人 这些都行 Intelligent. Sweet.
秀色可餐 我真白痴 "Scrumptious"? Idiot!
帕尼 Hey, Parny.
好久不见了 It's been a while.
最后机会 Whoa... last call.
-安东 -怎么了波西 - Hey, Anton. - Yes, Percy?
-我说什么来着 -别废话了 - What did I say? - Stop Percying about.
我们不能整晚都浪费时间 We don't have all night.
总是孩子出问题 Bloody kids again.
-怎么了博士 -嘿 - What's up, Doc? - Hey!
我们都疼爱自己的儿女 不是吗 Don't we love our children?
她可正值蜜桃成熟时 She's ripe as a peach.
16岁的花季 Sweet little 16.
她是我的了 And all mine!
他是来要人的 He's come to collect.
我想也是 I thought so.
他来早了 He's early.
我能做些什么呢 What can I do?
什么也做不了 Nothing.
一定可以做些什么的 There must be something.
还剩下多少天 How many days left?
还有3天 Three.
说真的 你得尽快告诉她 You know, you're gonna have to tell her soon.
你能别唱吃的吗 Will you shut up about food?
我们已经弹尽粮绝了 我快饿死了 We're plum out. And I'm starving.
波西 还剩了几个土豆呢 Oh, Percy, we've still got a couple of potatoes left.
-快看 -那是我的 - Ooh, look at this. - Hey, that's mine.
快看 那是 Oh, won't you look at that? That is...
-那是私人物品 -真漂亮啊 - That's private! - It's gorgeous.
-给我 -全是红木的 - Give it. - All that mahogany, oh!
安东 Anton!
你住在那种地方真的会开心吗 Would you really be happy in a place like that?
会吗 Would you?
我就不会 I wouldn't. I couldn't do it, I don't think.
也许我是你的话也会这样 Well, maybe if I was with you.
你总提到逃跑 是吧 You're always talking about escaping, aren't you?
你总是提到它 梦想着能逃跑 Always thinking about it. Always dreaming about it.
我们逃吧 Let's do it.
何乐而不为呢 我们一起 Why not? You and me.
我不能逃走 I can't run away.
-你和我 -我们不能逃走 我不能 - You and me. - We can't run away. I can't.
我年龄还太小 I'm underage.
少来了 Oh, don't do that.
我周三就满12岁了 I shall be 12 on Wednesday.
这真是太荒唐了 Don't be ridiculous.
波西 我周三过多少岁生日 Percy, how old will I be on Wednesday?
12岁 12.
听见没 Ha! See?
帕那索斯也这么说 Parnassus says so too.
你是想说他也很荒唐吗 Are you trying to say he's ridiculous?
没有 No.
其实 Actually,
我快满16岁了 I'm really going to be 16.
16岁花季 Sweet 16.
法定结婚年龄 The age of consent.
是你吗 小烈酒 Is that you, Scrumpy?
还能是谁 Who the hell else is it gonna be?
你居然一点都没吃 Oi, you haven't eaten any of this!
-是 我知道 -又喝酒 - Yes, I know, I know. - And that again?
天哪 爸爸 收起来 For god's sakes, dad! Put 'em up.
来啊 你总想惹事 Come on. You're always taking the easy way out.
别 先别闹 小烈酒 先别闹 No, no. Not now, Scrumpy. Not now.
我有件很重要的事要对你说 I have something very important that I have to tell you.
为什么所有人都想长生不老 Oh, why does everybody want to live forever?
永生是个血腥的诅咒 Immortality is a bloody curse.
装作12岁的孩子也是这样 So is pretending to be a 12-year-old child, damn it.
看看我 Look at me. I mean...
看看我 没人相信 Look at me. Nobody's fooled.
而且我也不想再在 And I want this stupid thing off
脚踝上戴着这个破东西了 my ankle too, while we're at it.
你不能因为编造我的生日就阻止我长大 You can't stop me growing up just by lying about my birthday.
闭嘴 听我说 Shut up and listen to me!
趁现在还来得及 I have to explain something
我要对你解释些事情 to you before it's too late.
有个冬日的晚上 One winter night...
-故事很长吗 -是的是的 很有可能 - Is this gonna take long? - Yes, yes, yes, quite possibly.
很多年前 Many years ago...
实际上 是几个世纪前 Er...many centuries ago, in fact,
不管你信不信 When I was - believe it or not -
我那时还是一个年轻的和尚 a young monk,
有人来神殿找我 Someone visited me in my sanctuary,
一个我希望从没遇到过的人 someone I had hoped never to meet.
那个人 Someone...
我们谁都不会想遇到的 ..none of us should ever hope to meet.
征服狂风 Having captured the wind,
平息暴雨 tamed the storm,
令星星与地球按轨运转 kept the stars in their orbits and the earth turning on its axis,
总理事想要躺下休息 the chief steward, lying down to take his rest,
却做了一个令他困扰的梦 had a most disturbing dream.
他梦见一名戴着头巾的骑士 He dreamt that a hooded rider was fast
穿过白雪覆盖的平原飞奔而来 approaching on the snowswept plain.
总理事惊醒 The chief steward woke.
于是他踏上了他伟大的征程 And so the steward set out on his great journey...
-你们到底在这做什么 -讲述永恒的故事 - What exactly do you all do here? - We tell the eternal story.
那到底是什么 And what is that, exactly?
维持着宇宙万物运转的故事 The story that sustains the universe.
没有故事 所有都会化为乌有 The story without which there is nothing.
化为乌有 Nothing?
你是说 You mean...
如果不念这个故事 stop telling the story and
宇宙万物会不复存在吗 the whole universe ceases to exist?
你说的真简单 You make it sound so simple.
你相信吗 And you believe it?
我们注定为此重任 We are ordained for this task.
我觉得太难以置信了 It's just incredible to me,
你相信的这些很容易 that you can believe something
就可以被推翻 that can be so easily disproved.
我不这么认为 Oh, I don't think so.
等着瞧吧 We'll see.
-我会集合一千 -不要 - I will gather a thousand... - No.
停下 Stop!
带来了生存限制 ..Having been brought to the limit of his endurance...
然而恶魔之力不可能获胜 Yet the forces of evil could not prevail...
我们的平静 ..Our calmness of...
好了 There.
故事停止了 The story stopped.
不再有故事了 No more story.
但我们还在这 But we're still here.
火焰仍旧在燃烧 The fire's still burning.
天空仍旧在下雪 风仍旧在吹 It's still snowing. The wind's still blowing.
一切仍旧如此 Nothing has changed.
来吧 高兴起来吧 博士 Come on, cheer up, doc.
我把你从这荒谬的胡话中解救了出来 I've freed you from all this ridiculous nonsense.
现在你们可以用你们的力量做其他事了 Now you can do other things with your powers.
你们可以 You can erm...
我不知道 你们可以去购物 I dunno, you can go shopping.
玩得开心点 Have fun.
你们可以学一门外语 或者去远航 You can learn a foreign language or... or go on a cruise.
天哪 God!
真该死 Damn it!
这是个信号 是个信息 A sign, a message.
那只鸟是个信使 That bird was a messenger...
来自一个未知的远方 From some distant place that we know nothing of.
我明白了 Oh, I see it all now,
如此清楚 So clear.
和我们是否在这里讲述故事无关 This has nothing to do with us here.
世界上的其他地方 在此时 Somewhere in this world, right now,
有其他人正在讲述故事 someone else is telling a story.
不同的故事 传说或是浪漫史 A different story. A saga or romance
不可预知的死亡故事 那都无所谓 A tale of unforeseen death, it doesn't matter.
那维持着宇宙的运转 It's sustaining the universe.
这就是我们仍在这里的原因 That's why we're still here.
你不能阻止别人讲故事 You can't stop stories being told.
那是个无力的假设 That's a weak hypothesis.
我不这么认为 I don't think so.
你也许不是个爱打赌的人 是吧 Say, you're probably not a betting man, are you?
什么 What?
那就是我与恶魔间第一次打赌 And that was my first wager with the devil.
一开始 我们定下 You see, the very first of us to...
谁能先收12名信徒 就算赢 ..attract 12 disciples would win the bet.
这就是故事的经过 Here's the argument.
对虚假福佑的无知 恐惧和危险 The necessities of danger, of fear,
是传教中必不可少的 of the fabled bliss of ignorance.
而我的却是 Mine?
改善或点亮我们生活的 The power of the imagination to
无尽想象力 transform and illuminate our lives.
那是个艰难的比赛 但我赢了 It was a hard fight but I won.
我的奖品 My prize?
是我一直最想得到的 永生 The one thing I coveted most - everlasting life.
永生的折磨 Everlasting torment.
他耍了我 他让我赢了 He tricked me. He let me win.
他知道时代会前进 He knew that times would change.
终有一天 没有人会想听我讲故事 And that one day, no-one would want my stories.
那就是我自大的代价 This was the price of my arrogance.
被遗忘 迷失 孤独 Forgotten, lost, alone.
绝望 Desperate.
我们停了 We've stopped.
继续讲 Go on with your story.
不 下次吧 No, another time.
出事了 你最好去看看 Something's happened. You'd better go and see.
你怎么老这样 总是 Why do you always do this? You always
讲到一半就停下 stop in the middle of your stories.
瓦伦蒂娜 过来 瓦伦蒂娜 过来 Valentina, come here. Valentina, come here.
我看到有人在水面上跳舞 I just saw someone... someone dancing on the water.
我发誓 我发誓 I swear. I swear.
当闪电照亮的时候 那里有个影子 When the lightning flashed, there was a shadow...
从那些桥梁的地方照下来 ..thrown from those pillars over there.
你看到了吗 看到那个舞者了吗 Do you see that? Do you see the dancer?
他在水上跳舞 Yeah, he's river dancing.
-他在水上跳舞 -看到了吗 - Yeah, he's river dancing. - See that?
那是有人被吊在那里 That's someone hanging!
他肯定在桥下 He must be under this bridge.
上吊吗 Hanging?
去拿绳子 Get a rope.
如果他被吊着脖子 他肯定已经有绳子了 If he's hanging by his neck, he's already got a rope.
-去拿绳子 -好的 - Get a rope! - Ok.
慢点 慢点 慢点 慢点 Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly!
波西 波西 天哪 Percy, Percy! Christ!
好了 好了 All right, all right.
好的 低一点 低一点 好的 Ok, lower, lower, lower. All right.
停下 停下 Stop, stop!
天哪 好了 好的 Jesus. All right. Ok.
好的 好的 Ok. Ok.
好的 Ok.
不 我够不到 我够不到他 No, I can't... I can't reach him.
坚持住 我把你荡过去 Hold on, I'll swing you.
我把你荡过去 I'm gonna swing you in.
好的 再来一次 All right, try again.
再来 高点 Again, up.
太好了 Yes.
抓到他了 I've got him.
我的天哪 我在做什么 天哪 Oh, my god, what am I doing? Oh, my god!
先生 您还好吗 Sir, are you all right?
我抓住你了 Ok, I've got you here.
过来 Get in there.
用你的手抱住我 抱住我 天哪 Ok, put your arms round me. Put your arms round me. Jeez!
好的 Ok.
好的 All right.
加油啊 抓住我 哥们 Come on. Stay with me, mate.
你成功了 太棒了 You've done it. Brilliant!
-好的 把他拉上来 -把我拉上来 - Ok, pull him up. - Pull me up!
老天哪 Jesus Christ!
-你还好吗 -天哪 - Are you ok? - Oh, god!
你们为什么要从河里往外钓死人啊 Why are you fishing dead people out of the river?
别管他了 看在上帝的份上 Leave him be, for the love of god!
他死了 He's dead!
趁警官还没来 我们赶紧走 Let's get the hell out of here before the fuzz turns up.
安东 帮帮我 Anton, help me.
-帮帮她 -好的 我抓住他了 - Help her. - All right, I've got him.
小心头 Watch your head.
把他拖过来 Pull him this way.
不不不 瓦伦 那不管用 No, no, no, Val. It's not gonna work.
让我来 小心 I'll do. Watch out.
反正我们也不知道他是怎么回事 We don't know where he's been anyway.
准备好了吗 Ready? All clear?
-他活了 -他复活了 - He's alive! - Well, he was.
这究竟是什么玩意 What the hell is that on earth?
把他放到后备箱里 Put him in the trunk.
老大说把他留在这 The boss said leave him.
他以为他死了 来吧 He thought he was dead. Come on.
我不喜欢这样做 I don't like it.
这不关我们的事 It's none of our business.
你什么意思 What are you suggesting,
要把他留在路边吗 we leave him on the side of the road?
快点 走吧 Definitely. Let's go.
快点 Come on.
喂 你 Hey, you!
我猜这周每天都有人救你一次 I suppose somebody saves your life everyday of the week.
什么 What?
说句谢谢是不是很难 Is it too much bother with a thank you?
你是谁 Who are you?
波西维·圣·安东尼·德拉·都兰 Percival St. Antoine Della Touraine
及 桑瑟普阁·达·皮埃蒙特 三世 Et Sansepolcro da Piemonte, the third.
如果记起来太困难的话 可以叫我波西 If that seems too difficult, you may call me Percy.
我们在哪儿 Where are we?
从地理角度讲 在北半球 Geographically speaking, in the northern hemisphere.
从社会角度讲 在社会边缘 Socially, on the margins and,
从叙事角度讲 在路上 narratively, with some way to go.
你叫什么 And your name is...
-我忘了 -说的轻巧 - I can't remember. - That's pretty handy.
-有信用卡吗 -你要抢劫我吗 - Any credit cards? - Are you trying to rob me?
-你要干什么 -信用卡上有名字 - What are you doing? - ...With your name on them.
-我的钱包在哪 我的电话 -别看我们 - Where's my wallet, where's my phone...? - Don't look at us.
-你是谁 -他忘了 - Who are you? - He doesn't remember.
听着 不管你们是谁 Listen... whoever you people are...
不管你们去哪 Wherever you up to.
我有点精神衰弱 你们明白吗 I'm cool over point, you know about it?
我现在得走了 好吗 I need to go now, alright?
可能是找你的 Might be for you.
终于找到你了 There you are!
太遗憾了 我会说俄语 Pity... I speak Russian.
你好 你还好吗 Hello. Are you alright?
很好 Yeah.
我还能走到那里去 Yes, still free to go there.
看看这 多么美妙的地方啊 Look at here, a place to gather some for a little bit.
抱歉 不好意思 哥们 谢谢 Sorry, mate. Excuse me, mate. Thank you for that.
-但你不能待在这 -为什么 - But you can't stay here. - Why not?!
他不是我们的一员 看看他 He's not one of us. Look at him! Look at him!
没有原因 拜托 Without reason... excuse me...
我们都不知道他做过什么 we don't know what he's done.
-听着 我什么都没干 好吧 -好吧 - Listen, I haven't done anything, alright? - Alright.
我是个英国人 I'm Englishman.
我知道你们从哪儿来 I understand where you're coming from.
我也知道我从哪儿来 I understand where I'm coming from.
但我不知道自己的名字 And I don't know my name.
不知道要去哪 不知道 I don't no where I go, I don't know...
我不知道你是谁 她是谁 I don't know who you are or who she is,
当然也不知道那是什么东西 and I certainly don't know what that is.
你能明白吗 You know?
我最后的记忆就是脑袋被狠敲了一下 The last thing I remember is being whacked in the head,
然后在这个 后面那个箱子里醒过来 waking up in that box, in the back of this...
不管这是个什么东西 whatever the hell this thing is.
我完全 完全 And I just... I just...
我的头啊 Oh, my head!
这到底是怎么回事 What the hell's going on here?
我叫你们别管他的 他死了 I told you to leave him. He was dead.
但他没死 我们带上了他 Well, he isn't and we didn't.
先生 我们发现他被吊在桥下面 We found him hanging under the bridge, sir.
-吊着 -是的 - Hanging? - Yeah.
脖子被吊着 我们发现他快死了 By his neck till dead, if we had any sense.
在他的口袋里发现了这两个东西 We found these in his pockets. Two of these.
被吊着的人 The hanged man.
小烈酒 一边去 Scrumpy, get out of my way.
别 No.
迹象再明显不过了 Signs are all clear.
还有这些记号 And those marks!
-我认得它们 -什么记号 - I recognise them. - What marks?
是尼克先生派你来的 对不对 You've been sent by Mr. Nick, haven't you?
-尼克先生 -我就知道 你知道他的名字 - Mr. Nick? - I knew it. You know his name.
我不知道 No.
他给我提一个建议 是不是 He's got a proposition for me, hasn't he?
或是另一局赌博 A new wager, perhaps,
又或是游戏的另一个转折点 or another twist in the game?
他就是停不下来 对吧 He can't help himself, can he?
感谢上帝 感谢上帝帮我 Thank god! Thank god for that!
爸爸说你应该工作 Dad says you should work.
这样可以让你集中精力 Help focus your mind.
我也不知道 说不定可以让你恢复记忆 I don't know, it might bring your memory back.
好了 试试这个东西 Ah, here we are. Try this.
谢谢 Thanks.
你可以在前面帮忙 You can help out front.
卖票或者随便其他什么的 Sell tickets or something like that.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
不错 Hm?
好 的 Ok.
那么 你没有名字 So...no name
现在连脸都没有了 And now no face?
真是越来越有神秘感了 The mystery thickens.
拿开你的脏手 Get your grubby hands...
好了 没必要这样 All right. That's not necessary.
-瓦伦蒂娜 我们有麻烦了 -太奇怪了 - Valentina, we got a problem. - So strange.
我脑中完全是一片空白 Just a complete blank, you know.
我可以自己穿衣服 I can dress myself.
我说了 放开我 Let me go, I said!
放开我 Let me go!
醒醒 Ow. Hey, come on.
博士 Doctor.
天哪 他肯定很不舒服 Oh, god, he's gonna be sick.
你的记忆恢复一些了吗 Is your memory less impaired?
现在是不是已经完全想起来了 Is it all coming back to you now?
什么 What?
你真他妈的没用 真是个祸害 Ah, you're bloody useless. You're a flaming disaster.
你不能这样 你醉了 You can't go on. You're drunk.
我没醉 只是很生气 小烈酒 I'm not drunk! I'm grumpy... Scrumpy.
女 女 女士们 先生们 L-l-ladies and gentlemen,
来看看这千载难逢的画面吧 Raise your sights for one night only.
邂逅 Encounter...
波西 乔治去哪儿了 Percy, where's George gone?
每一个 庄严 美丽 和奇迹 ..The majesty, the beauty, the miracle that's in each...
安东 乔治去哪儿了 Anton, where's George?
乔治是 是谁 Who... who's George?
我觉得我们应该给他起个名字 I thought we should give him a name.
真是个可爱的名字 All right, that's cute.
应该是圣·乔治 Saint George, in fact.
准确说来 你好啊 亲爱的 To be precise. Well, hello there, darling.
真是条可爱的围巾 Oh, that's a lovely scarf.
跟你美丽的眼睛很相配 It matches those lovely eyes of yours.
其实我是来这儿表演的 Well, actually, I'm here to sell a show.
想不想看一场魔幻秀 Want to see a magic show?
真是感谢上帝 一个顾客都没有 Thank god for that. Not a single customer.
-我去收拾东西 -结束吧 - I'm closing up. - Let's do that.
他还从没表演过呢 He's never not done a show before.
-好了 -不 不 不 - All right. - N-n-n-no.
不是吧 你在干什么 No, what are you doing?
我在工作 伙计 快 现在该你们了 I'm doing my job, mate. Now, come on, do yours.
干活了 开始杂耍 Do yours. Go juggle.
你干你的 看起来不错 You're doing your thing, you look beautiful.
好了 女士们以及 Ok. Ladies and...
女士们 well, ladies.
我很荣幸为你们介绍这位 I am very proud to present to you the one,
独一无二的 无与伦比的 the only, the extraordinary...
帕那索斯博士 Doctor Parnassus.
我是个又矮又胖的小茶壶 I'm a little teapot short and stout
这是我的手柄 这是我的嘴 Here's my handle and here's my spout...
爸爸 Dad?
这人喝醉了 This man is drunk!
-烂醉呀 -真是太丢脸了 - Dead drunk! - Oh, that's disgraceful!
-他没醉 -不 他没醉 只是 - He's not drunk. - No, he's not. He's...
-感冒了 -感冒了 知道吗 - Got a bad cold. - Got a bad cold. And you know what?
尽管这样 他还是在工作 为了观众们 Despite that, he still went on, for his audience, for you...
这可是拿健康在冒险啊 at considerable risk for his health.
我觉得这应该值得你们为他 And I think that is worthy of a round
鼓掌吧 女士们 先生们 of applause, ladies and gentlemen.
-真是个好人 -我们要你还钱 - What a man. - We want our money back.
一分不差的还会来 Every penny.
你们真是 Well, you...
好吧 我可以把钱还给你们 All right, listen. You can have your money back.
我明白的 但是 听着 I understand, but l... listen.
告诉你们实话吧 这位博士的女儿 To tell you the truth, the doctor's daughter...
我知道她看起来很漂亮 但她其实 I know she looks pretty but she ain't...
她病得很严重 看到了吗 She's pretty sick, see?
她得去做个手术 She needs surgery.
所以我们才尽可能的四处筹钱 So we're trying to scrounge all we can get.
否则她就要 Otherwise she's gonna...
所以我们才这么做 都是为了给她筹钱 That's what all this is about. To try and get money for her.
你们能明白吗 我的意思是 Do you understand? I mean...
这样行不行 How about this?
如果你们以半价再买一张票 We'll give you a free ticket. No, two free tickets
就能得到一张免费的票 不 两张 if you buy another one at half price.
这个特价只有今天有效 Er...this offer's only available today.
好吧 来吧 All right, go on.
-怎么了 -没什么 - What? - Oh, nothing.
这个特价只有今天有效 This offer is only available today.
-全是他卖的吗 -没错 - He took all that? - Yeah.
你见过这么多钱吗 Have you ever seen so much?
这些钱都是靠说瞎话赚来的 That is what lying through your teeth can get you.
别这样 安东 Come on, Anton.
他怎么知道 How was he to know that
我们明天就会离开呢 we're not gonna be here tomorrow?
说不定我的生日不会那么惨淡 Hey, maybe my birthday won't be so bad.
是啊 不会的 真的 Yeah, maybe it won't, actually.
有乔治在这儿 Maybe with George here,
说不定你能离开这个鬼地方 maybe you could get out of this dump.
去寻找你的理想家园吧 Go find your ideal home.
安东 Anton.
乔治 不能这样驯马 伙计 George! Wrong end of the horse, mate.
怎么回 What's the...
我真该死 I should be dead.
你知道你不该喝酒的 You know, you shouldn't drink.
你根本就喝不了酒 It just flat out doesn't agree with you.
你说的太对了 You are so right.
是你 You?
他妈的 Oh, shit.
好吧 这次你又想从我这里得到什么 Oh, well, what do you want from me this time?
我会不惜一切代价 I'll do anything.
我知道你会的 I know you will.
顺便说一句 你派来的人失忆了 By the way, your man lost his memory.
没用的废物 Bloody useless.
-他才不是我的人 -你说什么 - He's not my man. - What?
他只是个叫托尼·谢菲尔德的小混蛋 No. He's a little toerag named Tony Shepherd.
我打扫一下 Just tidying up.
他经营一个很大的慈善机构 He runs a big charity.
我可不相信他 I don't trust him.
但你也不相信我 是吧 But you don't trust me either, do you?
就直接说你想要什么吧 Oh, just tell me what you want.
我只是想到 昨晚你那么郁闷 I just thought that last night when you were so upset
所以或许我应该给你一线小小的希望 that you could maybe use a little glimmer of hope.
或许你应该再跟我赌一把 Maybe you could use a little bet.
什么 What?
都结束了 都结束了 结束 It's over, it's over. Finito.
别这样嘛 游戏永远不会结束的 Oh, come on, it's never over.
来吧 你还能输掉什么呢 Come on, what have you got to lose?
你有可能赢我 Look, you could end up winning.
你可以救她 You could save her.
你觉得怎么样 看谁先引诱到5个灵魂 What do you say? First to five souls?
-谁先引诱到5个 -是的 - First to five? - Yeah.
你不会玩猫腻吗 No tricks?
-不会 -你不会作弊吗 - No. - No, no cheating?
不会作弊 No cheating.
那我同意 就这么说定了 I'd say yes. Deal.
天哪 我最爱打赌了 God, I love a betting man.
好 期限为她生日之前 Ok, by her birthday, then.
混蛋 那只剩两天了 That's in two days, you bastard.
你知不知道我们的生意很差 Do you have any idea what rotten business we're doing?
情况会好转的 我向你保证 Things are gonna pick up. Sure as eggs is eggs.
-是吗 -好了 - Yeah. - Ok.
最先引诱到5个灵魂的人就赢 First one to five souls wins.
我真想杀了你 婊子养的 I'll kill you, you son of a bitch.
我倒真想看看 Now that I'd like to see.
等等 Wait!
该死的手机 Damn phone.
-早上好 瓦伦 -你好 乔治 - Morning, Val. - Hi, George.
小烈酒 Scrumpy?
我的天哪 Good lord.
吃的 吃的 我们有吃的了 Food, food. We got food.
我们买了面包 奶酪 还有蔬菜 We got bread. We got cheese. We got vegetables.
还有这个 东西 是什么已经不重要了 And we got...this thing. Whatever this thing is.
我们今天能吃到这些东西 都是拜你所赐哦 It's all your fault we're eating so well today.
知道怎么褪毛吧 Know how to pluck?
那是 那是伯蒂吗 Is that... is that...Bertie?
乔治觉得用鸽子比较好点 George thought doves would be better.
-给它褪毛 -褪毛 - Pluck it. - Pluck it?
-是的 -怎么弄 - Yeah. - How?
这样 Here.
那可是我最得意的戏法 That was my best trick.
两天引诱到5个灵魂 Five souls in two days, huh?
安静点 我正在思考 Put a sock in it. I'm trying to think.
他来到我们身边肯定有原因 我知道的 He's been sent to us for a reason. I know it.
-卡片是不会说谎的 -真的吗 - Cards don't lie. - No?
不好意思 圣·乔治先生 Pardonnez-moi. Monsieur Saint George.
我真是非常担心你 Oh, I worry about you.
因为我不知道你是谁 Not knowing who you are.
你肯定觉得很难过吧 不是吗 It must be extremement difficile pour vous, n'est-ce pas?
确实 有时候我觉得很迷惑 Yeah, it really is. It's confusing at times.
-也许我可以帮你 -真的吗 - I may be able to help you. - Really?
是的 看到这个新奇玩意了吧 Yes. You see this contraption here?
波西 开始仪式吧 Do the honours, Percy.
如果你不介意把这东西戴在脑袋上 Yes. Now, if you don't mind placing it on your head.
-就这样 看到这些电线了吧 -是的 - That's it. Now, you see these wires? - Yes.
抓住它们 就这样 Just hold on to that. That's right.
-好的 -现在准备好了 - All right. - That's right, now.
现在放松 什么都不要想 Now, I just want you to relax. And just think of nothing.
那不会很难 因为 That's not gonna be hard considering...
-闭上 -你说什么 - Shut it! - I beg your pardon?
闭上你的嘴 不要呼吸 Your mouth. Don't breathe.
-屏住呼吸 -你说真的吗 - Hold your breath. - Seriously?
为了让能量流动 让它或盈或缺 Just let the energy flow. Let it wax and wane.
想想大地 海洋 Think of the earth, the ocean...
真是太好了 非常好 非常好 That's very good. Very good, very good.
很好 告诉我一个名字 Yes. I need a name.
我要找一个名字 I need a name. Huh?
好 我找到了 Yes, I have a name.
谢菲尔德 Shepherd.
安东尼·谢菲尔德 Anthony Shepherd.
他们都叫你托尼 They call you Tony.
累死我了 That was exhausting.
我发现 你曾经做的是好工作 You used to do good works, I understand.
大概慈善之类的事情 Erm... something about a charity,
我猜想 I think.
是的 Yes. Erm...
托尼·谢菲尔德 Tony Shepherd...
听起来确实很耳熟 It rings a bell for sure.
这个东西 Wow. This...
这 这东西 它真的有效 This...this... it really works.
你真的是 You erm...
你在"发功"的时候 Is there anything else you discovered
发现什么其他了的吗 when you were doing your "ums"...?
其实 我是说 Well, I mean...
你得明白 这是种非常古老的能力 You must understand this is an ancient technique.
-没错 -我的能力都快退化了 - Right. - I'm extremely rusty, I'm afraid.
没有 没有发现任何其他东西 No. There was absolutely nothing else.
没有吗 No.
真有意思 Well, it's fascinating stuff.
真的 我不得不这么说 It really is, I must say.
能把它摘下来了吗 I mean, can I take this off now?
-当然 -可以了吧 - Yes. - Is that all right?
非常感谢 I mean, thank you very much.
不客气 No, no. Not at all. Not at all.
上帝保佑你 我有名字了 Bless you. I have a name.
慈善事业吗 Charity work?
太棒了 Cool.
那他把脖子 So what was he doing dangling
吊在桥上干什么 by his neck under the bridge?
波西 Percy!
很无礼吗 我说错话了吗 Is that rude? Did I put my foot in it?
不是 太奇怪了 No, it's erm...so strange.
你知道吗 这很可怕 It's horrible, you know?
我只是 所有的事都是一片空白 I just... everything is just a complete blank.
可按照那位大师的说法 我 You know? But as the good doctor said, I...
我和慈善有点关系 I was involved in some sort of charity.
我会记住这句话的 I do remember that.
给你 都拔光了 There you go. Plucked.
我是说我太傻了 你知道吗 I mean, what a fool I must have been, you know,
我还以为我能 to think that I could have...
改变世界 You know, changed the world.
能有所作为 That I could have made a difference.
能给人们带来希望 You know, given people hope, eh?
我真是个自大的笨蛋 我应该 I mean, what an arrogant idiot. I must have...
你拿的什么 我能看看吗 Hey! what's that? May I have a look at that?
-你拿的什么 -贝多芬的欢乐颂 - What is that you've got? - It's Beethoven, ode to joy.
不是问曲子 是这笛子 No, not the song, mate. The pipe.
这东西应该是我的 I think it belongs to me.
-真的吗 你觉得 -是的 - Really? You think...? - Yeah.
你怎么 怎么知道的 How do you...how do you know that?
你记起来你是音乐家了吗 You remembered you're a musician.
是啊 值得纪念的一天 Yeah, it's a day of remembering.
能把它还给我吗 Can I please have it back?
你肯定这东西是你的吗 You're sure this is yours?
-肯定是我的 -凭什么这么说 - Positive, mate. - How can you be sure?
我就是知道 I just know these things.
能还给我吗 Can I have it back, please?
好吧 那就给你吧 Yeah. All right, then. Here you go.
-我不知道它哪去了 -很有意思 对吧 - I don't know where it's gone. - It's very funny, isn't it?
能把笛子还给我吗 它对我很重要 Can I have my pipe back? It means a lot to me.
-我明白 -它有特殊的意义 - Yeah, I understand. - It's a special pipe.
我不知道 对不起 I don't quite know... ok, sorry.
找到了 对不起 Got it, got it. Sorry.
给你 拿着 There you go. Take it.
-对不起 -谢谢 - Sorry, sorry. - Thanks.
听着 老兄 这并不好笑 Listen, this isn't funny, mate.
这支笛子对我很重要 That pipe means a lot to me.
-明白吗 -挺有意思的 - All right? - It's a little bit funny.
-不 不好笑 把笛子还我 -好吧 - No, it's not. Get my pipe back. - All right.
我找找看 Let me just look around.
怎么会在茶壶里呢 What is it doing in a teapot?
我也想知道 That's what I want to know.
-它在茶壶里干什么 -我不知道 - What is it doing in a teapot? - I don't know.
-非常感谢 -没事 - Now, thank you very much. - Ok.
-好吧 我只是开个玩笑 -没事 - All right. I'm just mucking about. - All right.
好啊 现在去给我捡回来 Right! Now you go fetch that thing.
-我没开玩笑 快去捡回来 -好吧 - No, I'm not kidding. Get that thing. - Ok.
-我会去捡的 -现在就去 - I'm gonna get it. - Right now.
好吧 冷静 冷静 All right. Just chill out. Just chill out.
在这 There.
安东 够了 Anton. Enough.
对不起 我只是开玩笑 套套近乎 I'm sorry. I'm playing around, trying to bond.
谢谢你 亲爱的 Thanks, darling.
只是想套套近乎 Just trying to bond.
好吧 Ok.
-这很有意思 -是啊 有意思 - That was fun! - Yeah. Funny, funny.
把它抬到后面去 We'll take this one to the back.
我很担心安东 他怎么了 I'm worried about Anton. What's eating him?
他爱上了瓦伦蒂娜 He's in love with Valentina.
他恋爱了 谁允许的 In love? Who gave him permission?
-已经发生了 -这个小毒蛇 - It happens. - The little snake.
我把他从街上捡回来 Take him from the streets and that's
他就这么报答我 我要拔了他的皮 the thanks I get. I'll skin him alive.
你要这么做的话 别忘了另一个 While you're at it, there's the other one.
-还有一个 -一条响尾蛇 - The other one? - The rattlesnake.
-应该是眼镜蛇 -是托尼吗 - The forgetful cobra. - Oh, Tony?
-托尼和他不一样 -是吗 - Tony's another kettle of fish. - Is he?
没错 他有雄心 有活力 Yes, he's ambitious, energetic.
他是命运选定的人 A man of destiny.
而且他能帮我们赢 是吧 And he'll help us win.
我觉得很有可能 I think he just might.
小烈酒喜欢他 Scrumpy sees some good in him.
她最好离安东远点 She's better off with Anton.
也许我应该把她交给 Perhaps I should offer her hand
能帮助我们诱惑五个灵魂的人 to whoever helps us win the next five souls.
这个主意真是太烂了 That's an even worse idea than all
比你今天别的主意还烂 the other bad ones you've had today.
你说的没错 你说的没错 You're not wrong, you're not wrong.
他们都配不上她 Neither of them is worthy of her.
你从不出错 对吧 You're never wrong, are you?
波西 要是没有你我该怎么办 Percy. What would I do without you?
-再找个侏儒 -什么 - Get a midget. - What?
就是比我高一点的矮子 You know, short fellow. A little taller than I am.
短腿短脚大脑袋 跑起来很滑稽 Short legs, short feet, big head. Runs kind of funny.
是啊 我知道 Yes, I know, I know.
帕那索斯博士犹如宇宙般久远 Doctor Parnassus... as old as the universe itself.
-精通 -晚上好 烟鬼们 - Versed in... - Ah, evening, smokers.
你好 今晚有安排吗 心情如何 Hello, hello, hello. How's your night tonight? Is it good?
还好吧 喝酒了吗 Is it all right? Had a few pints?
-让意识 -他没事吧 - Let the mind... - Is he ok?
让帕那索斯博士的意识 ..of the great Dr Parnassus...
你干嘛这样闻来闻去的 What are you doing, sniffing about like that?
今晚我们要集中精神 We must concentrate tonight.
一切都靠它了 Everything depends on it.
让博士伟大的意识 Let the great mind...of this doctor...
把你送到 ..transport you..
你梦想的世界里 ..to the world of your imagination.
亲爱的 我知道你的命运很特殊 You, my dear, I see having a very special destiny.
不能再耽误了 你这个娘娘腔 Procrastinate no longer, you stupid ponce.
不能再耽误了 Procrastinate no longer.
不是 一定是歌手 我打赌你拥有 Oh, no, no, no, a singer. I bet you have the voice...
-你好 -天使般的嗓音 - Hi there! -..of an angel.
不是吗 来吧 相信我 Don't you, now? Now, come on, trust me,
你会爱上这次经历的 You're gonna love this experience.
你干嘛 Hey, what are you doing?
带你去梦想中世界 Taking you to the heart of your imagination.
天哪 不行 Oh, my god. No way.
相信我 年轻的女士 Trust me, young lady.
你绝不会后悔的 You will not regret this.
-去吧 萨尔 -是啊 去吧 萨尔 - Go for it, Sal. - Yeah, go for it, Sal.
-除非她也去 -你说什么啊 - Only if she comes too. - Now you're talking.
不好意思 我不能同时带两个人进去 Sorry，I can't do two at the same time.
你疯了吗 小子 快去吧 Are you crazy, kid? Go for it.
-我不会自己去的 -要去就一起去 - Well, I'm not going on my own. - We'll do it together.
-一起去 好主意 -你疯了吗 - Together. Good idea. - Are you crazy?
同时进行两个幻想冒险吗 Two imaginations in there at the same time?
不行 不行 女士们 Oh, no, no, no. Ladies, ladies, ladies.
一次一位比较好 你瞧 One at a time's fine, you see.
你们两个一起的话 强势的想象 When there are two, the stronger
就会征服弱势的想象 imagination will overcome the weaker.
那时候不知道会发生什么 And you have no idea what might happen.
-那真是太蠢了 -一个人很安全 跟我来 - That's really stupid. - One alone is safe. Follow me.
-旅途愉快 -放开我 - Enjoy yourselves. - Let go!
-等一下 安东 -别害怕 - Wait, Anton. Anton! - Have no fear.
放我下来 Put me down!
她不想一个人玩 She doesn't want to do it on her own.
你朋友即将经历生活的转变 Your friend is about to have a life-changing experience.
-放我下来 -蠢货 - Put me down! - Pillock.
-不行 -你要干什么 - No! - What are you doing?
我们有客人了 We've got a customer.
我们走吧 Oh, here we go!
爸爸 父亲 Dad. Father.
萨尔 Sal!
萨尔 放开我 萨尔 Sal! Get off me! Sal!
戴夫 戴夫 Dave! Dave!
-别打使者 -萨尔在里面 - Don't shoot the messenger. - Sal's in there!
回来 快回来 Get back! Get back!
等等 等等 Wait. Wait!
托尼 Tony!
你给我回来 Come here, you!
下来 Get off!
回来 Come back!
你好 Hi there.
该死 Shit.
你脑子里在想什么啊 What were you thinking?
看看你都干了些什么 Look what you've done.
上帝啊 Jesus.
-滚远点 -我想帮忙 - Leave us alone. - I'm trying to help.
滚出去 Get out of here.
-快滚 -先诱惑五个 - Leave! - First to five.
先诱惑五个 First to five.
只需要首先诱惑五个灵魂 Just wonder first to five.
好了 Ssh. It's ok.
说你呢 我们得继续赶路 You. We've gotta keep moving.
我知道 对不起 I know. I'm sorry.
-从我的视线里消失 -好的 好的 - Get out of my sight! - All right. All right
-天哪 -你在干什么 - Jesus Christ! - What are you doing?
-我在帮忙 -你这是在捣乱 - I'm helping. - You made a mess.
-什么 我 -滚开这 快点 - What? I'm... - Get out of here. Come on.
-波西 -你一点忙也帮不上 快起来 - Percy, Percy... - You're not helping. Get up.
-好吧 好吧 我这就走 -快滚 - All right, all right. All right! I'm gone. - Go away.
干嘛不让保险公司来修呢 Why don't you just claim it all on insurance?
-走开 -好吧 我只是问问而已 - Bugger off! - All right. I was just asking.
上帝啊 Oh, god.
真是一群有趣的人 是吧 That was quite an interesting crowd, wasn't it?
老兄 让我一个人静静 Just leave me alone, mate.
老兄 瓦伦有点担心你 Hey, Val is a little worried about you, mate.
她想让我和你谈谈 And she wanted me to have a little chat
今天发生的事 with you about what happened today,
关于镜子后面的那位年轻女士 with the young lady behind the mirror.
老兄 你想说什么 Erm... what are you suggesting, mate?
安东 你应该告诉我 Anton, you can tell me, mate.
我们都听见了她在尖叫 We all heard her screaming.
我也在尖叫 I was screaming as well.
-太可怕了 -什么太可怕了 - It was terrifying. - It was terrifying?
-我不明白 -你不会明白的 - I don't understand. - Well, you wouldn't, would you?
你从没进入过博士的意识 对吧 You haven't been inside the doctor's mind, have you?
-没错 我没有 -我的朋友 - No, I haven't. - No. Yeah, you, you, my friend,
你也许以为这就是个戏法 You probably think it's a scam.
不是吗 Well, ain't it?
不是 Oh, no.
不 不是 No, it's not.
我不会 我不会 I wouldn't, I wouldn't...
我不会奢望你能理解我 I wouldn't expect you to understand.
你永远不会懂的 Not in a million years.
没错 如果帕那索斯博士能控制人的思想 Right, so if Dr Parnassus can really control people's minds,
那他为什么不统治世界呢 then why isn't he ruling the world, then?
为什么还要为这个杂耍表演费心 Why bother with this little... sideshow act?
这不是杂耍 他不想统治世界 It's not a sideshow. He don't wanna rule the world.
他希望世界能自己统治自己 He wants the world to rule itself.
是吗 Yeah.
镜子呢 那面镜子是怎么回事 And what about the mirror? What's that about?
-是骗人的吗 -不是 老兄 - A bit of hocus-pocus? - No, mate.
托尼 你不会明白的 Tony, Tony, Tony, you don't get it, man.
这个 It is...
这个没办法说清楚 就像谜一样 It's impossible to describe. It's just a mystery.
是吗 Yeah.
它可以是一切 是你 是我 是我们 It's everything. It's you, it's me, it's us.
他在镜子后面支配着一切 He holds the universe behind that mirror.
那"首先到五个"你知道是什么意思吗 Does "first to five" mean anything to you?
我还以为你是个聪明人 I thought you were supposed to be the clever one.
都结束了 不见了 It's all over. It's lost.
-结束了 全完了 -别这么说 - Finished. Over. - Ssh. Don't say that.
不会结束的 It's never over.
记得吗 你是永生的 You're supposed to be immortal, remember?
老实说 会没事的 爸爸 Honestly, it's gonna be ok, dad.
你怎么知道的 How can you understand?
你只是个孩子 You're a child.
还从没真正恋爱过 You've never loved.
没像我一样爱过 Not like I have.
在我抬头看到她的那一瞬间 From the moment I looked up...
我就彻底被她迷住了 ..and saw her, I was captivated.
成了她一辈子的俘虏 A prisoner for life.
我已经有一千岁了 I was a thousand years old.
有什么资格追求她呢 How could I woo her?
怎么可能得到她呢 How could I ever make her mine?
波西 你这个恶魔 放开我 Percy, you devil! Let go.
你不会明白的 You don't understand.
-别傻了 -放开 - Don't be a fool. - Let go.
-你不会死的 你是永生的 -放开我 - You can't die. You're immortal. - Let go!
你这样会结束永生的保护 You'll just end up broken in an eternity ward.
我也不能再照顾你了 And I'll end up looking after you...
-放开 混蛋 -永远不能了 - Just let go, you little shit. -..Forever!
不 No!
在这样的时刻 恶魔绝不会太远 And at times like these, the devil was never far away.
帕尼 脸色怎么这么难看 Why look so glum, Parny?
应该积极一点 Accentuate the positive.
他答应让我再和正常人一样 He granted me mortality again...
重新年轻 有新的力量 And youth and new powers.
更伟大的力量 Greater powers.
我得到了她 And I won her.
我很爱她 I was so in love.
深爱着她 So in love.
但代价是什么呢 But at what price?
是什么呢 What price?
博士 你好吗 What's up, doc?
但是代价是什么 But at what price?
代价是什么 But at what price?
把坏苹果扔掉 Pick up those rotten apples.
波西 把坏苹果扔掉 Percy, pick up those rotten apples.
对不起 Sorry.
还好只是轻伤 Thank god it's only cuts and bruises.
-是啊 -我以为再也见不到你了呢 - Yeah. - I thought we'd lost you.
亲爱的 Oh, sweetheart.
你可真可爱 What a sweet thing to say.
看看你 Oh, look at you.
我真不该问你爸爸那些事 I've been meaning to ask you about your father.
你也知道他似乎状态不太好 He seems to be in a terrible state, you know.
是钱的问题吗 Now, is it a financial thing? Is it money?
不知道 I don't know.
如果真是 我可以帮你逃离这里 Because if it is, you know I can help out in that area.
-真不知道 -或许是表演 - I don't know. - Or is it the show, perhaps?
我不再关心表演这事儿了 I don't care about the show any more.
那么警察呢 或许是 Or what about the police? Maybe...
叫警察来吧 这样的生活我受够了 Bring on the police. I'm sick of living like this.
真的吗 Oh, really?
你这个小坏蛋 Oh, aren't you a little toughie, eh?
听好 你不能说这样的话 Now, listen, you shouldn't be talking this way.
明白吗 你的一举一动都不能马虎 All right? It's very important what you're doing.
这关乎家庭 知道吗 It's family stuff. You know?
或许是因为你厌倦了一成不变 Maybe it's just things ought to be
希望周围能有所改变 done a little different around here.
那你有什么建设性意见呢 What different sort of way do you suggest?
早上好 昨晚睡得好吗 Morning. How was your sleep last night?
你脑袋有包吧 You had a nasty bump on your head.
什么改变 你什么意思 Different? What do you mean?
先生 我正在考虑 你知道 Well, I've been thinking, sir, that, you know,
很明显人们 it's quite obvious that people...
大多数人对你的表演不感兴趣 You know, not many people are attracted to the show.
多谢提醒 Oh, thank you so much.
恕我直言 但是对于这个问题 Well, forgive me, but I have a
我有一些解决办法 couple of solutions to your problem.
我正在考虑改变表演的方式 One, I was thinking of changing the style of the show.
或许应该面向不同的观众 Two, I would change the audience, perhaps.
-不同的观众 -对 - Change? - Yeah.
不过照我看两者都要改变 只是我的拙见 But in my opinion I'd change both. You know, that's just me.
-而且我还会 -改变表演 - And I'd... - Change the show?
你他妈认为你是谁啊 Who the friggin' hell do you think you are?
老兄 改变并没有什么不好 Don't be so afraid of change, mate.
问题在于这个表演以及舞台 实在太 The fact of the matter is, this show, the stage, it's just not...
我不知道该怎么形容 就是 不太 I don't know what the word is. It's... but you know, it's not...
时髦 Modern?
对 不够时髦 Modern. Yes.
人们想看时髦的表演 他们想要 You see, people want modern. They want,
这种 像这种 you know, like... like this.
这才是现代的 才是人们想要的 See. This here is contemporary. This is what people want.
我了解这个世界 相信我好吗 I know this world. Trust me. All right?
有了你还有你对大脑控制的能力 Now, with you and your mind control thing imajigamy,
我们得迎合一下观众 We need to meet the public halfway.
明白了吧 改变观众 改变地点 You know? The right public in the right part of town.
-那么条子怎么办呢 -什么 - What about the filth? - What?
-条子 - 他的意思是警察 - The filth. - He means the police.
条子的情况也会好转的 Oh, well, there'll be a better class of filth too.
-会有那么一天吗 -听着 - That will be the day. - Yeah. Listen.
秘诀是 别藏着掖着 The secret is, you know, not to hide.
出位 出彩 Be bold. Be colourful.
或许 不用那么的出彩 You know, or actually, you know, be less colourful, perhaps.
到人们意想不到的地方去 And go places people would never expect you to be at.
明白吗 想想吧 You know? Think.
先生你救了我的命 Sir, you saved my life.
现在让我也做些什么礼尚往来吧 Now let me do something in return for you.
求你了 Please.
帮我拿一下好吗 Would you hold on to that?
小烈酒 Scrumpy.
-你相信巧合吗 -不相信 - You believe in coincidence? - No, there's no such thing.
你经常对我说这样说吗 Isn't that what you always told me?
-万事皆有理由 -对 我也这样想 - Everything has a reason. - Yes, that's what I believe.
塔罗牌呢 你相信它们吗 And the cards. Do you believe in them?
爸爸你在干嘛啊 What the hell are you on about, dad?
这是测试吗 Is this some kind of test?
小烈酒 拜托 今天很重要 Scrumpy, please, this is an extremely important day.
我们真的要相信托尼吗 Do we gamble on Tony?
我需要你的意见和看法 I want your opinion. I need your advice.
难以置信 你要听我的意见 I don't believe this. You want my opinion?
-对 -这是我收到过的最好的生日礼物 - Yeah. - This is the best birthday present ever.
相信他 我们赌一把吧 Yes. Gamble. Let's do it.
好 Yes!
我们开始吧 Let's do it!
爸爸 我爱你 I love you, dad.
让恶魔等着惨败吧 And the devil take the hindmost.
-真温馨 -对 - Well, lovely. - Yeah.
羡煞旁人 How sweet.
那我们现在要干什么呢 So what do we do now?
我想想 Well, let's see.
首先 我们有多少钱呢 First off, how much money do we have to play with?
因为我们可能需要 所有的钱 Cos we're gonna need... all of it.
安东 Anton!
你在做什么 What are you doing?
昨晚你捣的乱还不够多吗 Didn't you do enough damage last night?
安东 想逃的那个应该是我才对 Anton! I'm the one who wants to run away.
求你别毁了我的生日 我们需要你 Please, don't spoil my birthday. We need you.
我需要你 I need you.
你有多少钱 How much money have you got?
欢乐颂 Ode to joy
亲爱的 没有看见标志吗 Look, my dear, did you not read our sign?
我们是来给钱的 而不是要钱的 We're here to give, not take, my darling.
但从你闪亮的双眸中 But I can see from your beautiful eyes
我能看出您是一名慷慨的女士 that you are a very, very generous lady
我为您的慷慨鼓掌 And I applaud you for that.
抱歉 这到底是怎么一回事 Excuse me, but how does this work?
-这需要多少钱 -钱 不 - What does it cost? - Cost? No.
奇幻秀不要钱 The lmaginarium does not cost a thing.
我们不是为钱而来的 We're not here for money.
-需要多久呢 -不一定 - How long does it take? - Well, that depends, my dear.
-我要迟到了 -有很重要的约会 要迟到了 - I'm running late. - Late, late, for a very important date.
我听这个理由听得 Gosh, I can't tell you how many times
耳朵都长茧了 I've heard that in my life.
我可以问您一个问题吗 Listen, can I ask you a question?
您做梦吗 Do you dream?
或者说 您的梦想值多少钱呢 Or should I say, can you put a price on your dreams?
或者 那些社会底层人的梦想值多少钱呢 Or the dreams of the less fortunate in this world, huh?
他们的梦想可以估价吗 Is there a price for them?
或者 你们是否对自己无力改变的 Or are you all in despair at your inability
社会丑态而感到绝望呢 to change what is wrong in this world, huh?
我曾有一个梦想 You see, I had a dream.
但我离它越来越远了 But I too walked away from it.
我无视了它 You know, I ignored it.
没时间为之奋斗 I had no time for it.
是不是和你的情况很相似 Does that sound familiar to you?
对吧 Yes?
亲爱的 我知道 I know, my dear.
女士们先生们 But, you see, ladies and gentlemen,
但一个奇迹拯救了我 I was saved by a miracle.
是帕那索斯博士拯救了我 By Doctor Parnassus.
他让我起死回生 He gave me my life back again.
他让我得以重拾梦想 He gave me a reason to dream.
他给了我无尽的欢乐 He took me to the waterfall of happiness.
我重生了 And I was reborn.
女士们先生们 现在我可以告诉你们 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I can tell you now, I have been...
我 涅槃了 No, I am... purified.
-我先去 -不 我先 - I'll go first. - No, I'm going first!
不 不 不 No, no, no.
女士们 我们的预约已经满了 Ladies, we are actually solidly booked right now.
退后 Back off!
我们接受预约 But we are taking reservations.
抱歉 我要预约 Make a booking. Excuse me.
冷静 Calm down.
可以收养那个小孩吗 Is that child up for adoption?
当然 Yes.
我想收养那个可怜的黑小孩 I want to adopt that unfortunate black child.
他不应该干这种工作 It shouldn't be working like this.
他应该去上学 It should be in school.
-谁负责 -女士 您负责 - Who's in charge here? - You are, my lady.
别碰我 Don't you touch me.
别惊慌 一切正常 警官先生 Don't be frightened, dear. Everything's ok, officers.
亲爱的 今晚属于你 My darling, tonight is your night.
-您想要涅磐吗 -好吧 - Do you want to be purified? - Well, oh...
现在是您的专属时间 请别挡道 This is your time. Please, out of the way.
但我们排队了 为什么她插队 But we queued. How come she gets to be purified?
亲爱的 冥冥之中她被选中了 She has been chosen, my dear.
过来 开始催眠 博士 Come away. Trance, Doctor.
但我分文没付 But I haven't paid a thing.
如果你认为必要的话 You can make a donation on your way out
可以在出去时捐点 if you feel the need to.
有人这样 大多数人都这样 Some people do. Most people do.
他现在正在集中精神 And he is in his trance.
亲爱的 相信我 你是最幸运的 Believe me, my dear, you are the luckiest lady alive.
祝你好运 Now, good luck.
太棒了 太好玩了 Oh, this is exciting. This is fun.
诱惑真是太大了 There are so many temptations.
可以瞄一眼吗 Maybe just a peek?
托尼 不 等一下 No, wait, tony!
美不胜收 Oh, how gorgeous.
天哪 Golly.
太漂亮了 I say, gorgeous.
是我 It's me.
谢谢你 Thank you.
亲爱的 你是谁 Who are you, dear?
我一直都知道你是如此英俊 Oh, I have always known that you would look like this.
我甚至都不知道你的名字 I don't even know your name.
我叫罗杰 It's Roger.
不 不是 No, it's not.
我叫巴里 It's Barry.
-巴里 -对 - Barry? - Yes.
太美妙了 How dashing.
没错 Quite.
我的天哪 Oh, goodness me.
听我说 Just a minute now.
求你听我说 No, no, just a minute now.
如果我没弄错的话 你一定想一个人进去 If I'm not mistaken, I believe you're meant to go alone.
亲爱的 没有你我自己去干什么呢 Why would I want to go there without you, my darling?
这是规定 Well, it's one of the rules.
一次一个奇幻秀 避免互相影响 One imagination at a time, free from the influence of another.
无聊 Boring.
宝贝 别杀了信使 Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
我不会的 I'm not going to shoot the messenger.
来吧 Oh, look, come!
另一个可能 Another possibility.
来吧来吧 Come. Come, come.
你得做一个选择 You must make a choice.
-好 -说实话 - Hmm. - Actually, to be quite honest
我强烈推荐这个 I would strongly recommend this one.
小舟 The gondola.
看 鲁道夫·瓦伦蒂诺 Look, Rudolph Valentino.
詹姆斯·迪恩 James Dean.
戴安娜王妃 Princess Diana
这些人 All these people...
都死了 ..They're all dead.
对 Yes.
但是他们得到了永生 But... immortal, nevertheless.
不会变老变胖 They won't get old, or fat.
不会生病或衰弱 They won't get sick or feeble.
他们无所畏惧 They are beyond fear
因为他们永远年轻 because they are forever young.
他们是神 They are gods.
你可以变成他们中的一员 And you can join them.
你说话太好听了 You are such a wonderful speaker.
我知道 I know.
上船吧 Get in the boat.
还有一点 Ah, one more thing.
看着我 Look at me.
这至关重要 This is very, very, very, very important.
你的涅磐必须纯洁无暇 Your sacrifice must be absolutely pure.
因此你得放弃 Therefore you will need to relinquish
你所有的财产 all your worldly possessions.
是这个吗 Oh. You mean this?
对 还有这个 Yes. And this.
这个 Now this one.
拿到了 你自由了 Got it! You're free.
-你自由了 -谢谢 - You're free. - Thank you.
-再见 -再见 - Bye-bye. - Ta-ta.
再见 Bye.
亲爱的 准备重生吧 Prepare to be reborn, darling.
记住 And remember...
没有什么是永恒的 Nothing's permanent.
死亡也不例外 Not even death.
该死 Shit.
我 I um...
你曾经 如果 Have you... what if...
不 这是 No, it's...
刚刚发生了什么事 你对我做了什么 What the hell just happened to me? How did you do that?
没有什么 Oh, it was nothing.
-就这么简单 -原来如此 - Voila. - Oh, voila.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
这实在是太美了 That was so beautiful.
谢谢您 夫人 Oh, thank you, Madame.
您的支持让我能够继续前行 祝福您 You have given me the strength to continue. Bless you.
写谁的名字 What name?
这一栏我空着吧 I'll leave it blank.
谢谢你 Thank you.
夫人 你的 Madame, you've...
请让我试一下 Take me!
看啊 Voila.
棒极了 Fabulous.
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
再来一个我们就自由了 One more to go and we're free.
安东 Anton!
等一下 Just wait...
我们这是在哪儿 Where are we?
他去哪儿了 Where did he go?
老板 你在说英语 Boss, you speak English.
对啊 我也是 Yeah, me too.
你们好 Hi. Hello.
今天是 "努力抓云日" Today's special. "Reach For The Clouds."
挖掘你真正的潜力 Discover your true potential.
你也可以变得富裕出名 声誉卓著 You too can become rich, famous, celebrated.
不用任何有机产品或无坚果食品 Using no organic produce or nut-free food,
探索你内心的力量 市场调查显示 discover the power within you. Market research...
-他在那儿呢 -哪儿 哪儿 - There he is! - Where? Where?
-只要30元 我确保 -抓住他 - Only 30, I'm sure... - After him!
-我确保 -放松 - I'm sure. - Relax.
闻一下这花朵 Smell the flower.
-快点 爬梯子 -跟着他 - Quick, up the ladder! - After him.
快点儿 Quickly.
努力爬到云朵之上 Reach for the clouds!
加油 发挥你的潜力 Come on, achieve your potential.
你可以的 It can be you.
将会是你 It will be you.
就是你 It is you!
将会是你 It will be you!
就是你 It is you!
快点爬 快点儿 Get up there, quickly!
快点儿 Quickly!
你们这些白痴 You idiots!
起来 快点儿 Get up! Come on!
格雷戈尔 起来 蠢蛋 Gregor, get up! Idiots!
快点弄死他 I want him dead!
没事 没事 我接着你 我接着你 It's ok! It's ok, I've got you! I've got you!
我接着你 I've got you!
杀了他 Kill him!
-给我个机会 -不是他 - Give me a chance! - That's not him!
我告诉你了不是他 I told you that's not him!
不是吗 It's not?
-不 不是他 -应该是他 - No, it's not. It's not. - It has to be.
老板永远是正确的 The boss is always right.
不 一定是他 No, this has to be!
等一下 他是对的 不是我 Wait, wait, wait! He was right. It's not me.
一定是你 It has to be.
快看 Look!
你觉得能糊弄我们吗 没门 乔斯 You think you fool us? No way, Jose.
-门都没有 -住手 - No way! - Stop.
听我说 Listen to me.
你偷了我的钱 You stole my money.
我会让你再死一次 I will make you die again.
这次可是永不复生 This time... forever.
你们在干什么 What are you...?
劳驾 Excuse me!
你们能把他放下吗 Would you mind putting him down?
你们以为在玩什么 What do you think you're playing at?
以为是在自己的卧室里 You're in your bedroom now?
玩具大战士兵吗 You're playing with soldiers, with toys?
错 这可是活生生的人 No, this is a human being!
现在 他要跟我一起走 Now, he's coming with me!
要不只能用拳头解决问题了 Or maybe we can settle this with some fisticuffs.
好啦 谁先来 该你了 All right? Who's first? You're up.
很好 来吧 All right. Bring it on, man.
来吧 开打吧 Bring it on. Let's do this.
出招吧 Let's do this.
你先来吗 你先来 Ok? You first? You first?
-你先来吗 -放松 - You first? - Relax.
闻一下这朵花 Smell the flower.
闻一下 Smell.
好吧 Ok.
哦我的天 Oh, my...
你们好 'Ello, 'ello.
小伙子们 把暴力转化为利益吧 Hey, boys, channel that violence for the good.
快点 入伍吧 快点 弟兄们 Come on, join up. Come on, lads.
现在就入伍吧 Join up today.
我们热爱暴力 We love violence
有警棍 徽章和大枪 with truncheon, badge and gun.
当我们开始找乐子时 宝贝 Your right to silence ends, babe
你的权利就沉默了 when we begin our fun.
但如果你选择加入我们 But if you choose to join us,
选择绝对由你来做 the choice is clearly yours.
我们发誓你所做的都是合法的 We'll swear that you'll be legal
当我们打烂 when we batter down the doors
我们不喜欢的人的门时 你知道 of people we don't like, you know...
撕他们的肉 拆他们的骨 打烂脑壳 and split their flesh, their bones, their skulls...
妈妈 Mama!
我们是所有恐惧的源泉 We're the mothers of all fears, oi.
-妈妈呀 -等等 - Mama! - Wait!
走错路啦 你们选错啦 Wrong way! Wrong choice!
回来 Come back!
妈妈 Mama!
回来 Come back!
帕尼 Hey, Parny!
我要去芝加哥啦 宝贝 I'm going to Chicago, baby.
我在用杆子驾驶 I'm driving a stick.
安东 Anton!
安东 Anton...
醒一醒 Wakey, wakey...
醒一醒 醒一醒 Wakey, Wakey.
-安东 -我需要你的帮助 - Anton... - I need your help.
-醒一醒 帮我 -我醒了 - Wakey, Wakey. Help me. - I'm awake.
-你看见我了吗 -当然 - Did you see me? - Yeah.
-真的 -你太棒了 - Did you? - You were great.
我爬上了梯子 太难以置信了 I climbed the ladder. It was unbelievable.
我快够到云彩了 那感觉无与伦比 I mean, I nearly touched the clouds. I felt incredible.
-我回归了真实的自我 -你是谁 - I've been my true self. - Who are you?
我是托尼 It's Tony.
托尼 Tony.
不对 你不是托尼 不对 No, it's not Tony. You're not Tony. No, it's not Tony.
发挥你的想象力 Use your imagination.
听着 Listen...
我需要你的帮助 I need your help.
-是吗 -你了解帕那索斯的意识 - Yeah? - You know Parnassus' mind.
我怎么才能回到那些梯子上 How do I get back to those ladders?
有地图吗 Is there a map?
你说你是托尼 对吧 So you're Tony, right?
如果你是托尼 我的小鸡们叫什么 If you're Tony, what's the name of my chicken?
什么 What?
已经褪完毛了 Plucked.
上帝 你根本不知道那是什么感觉 God, you've no idea what it's like to feel,
我是说 像神明一样 I mean, like a god.
我的肺里充满了空气 My lungs were full of air.
他们是谁 Who were they?
那些打我脸的大个俄国人是谁 Who were those big Russian men with the fists in my face?
-那不重要 -很重要 - That's not important. - It is.
-回到那个里的话 -你偷了他们钱 - Getting back to that... full body... - You stole their money.
-我没有 -你偷了他们的钱 - No, I didn't. - You stole their money.
我听他们说的 亲耳所到的 That's what I heard them say, with my own ears.
-你宁可信他们 也不信我 -可能吧 - You're going to believe them, not me? - I might.
还有这是什么 解释下你前额上的符号 And what are these? Explain these marks on your forehead.
我不知道 或许是撒旦 恶魔 I don't know. Something satanic...devil...
听着 他们是不可救药的大坏蛋 Listen, those were irredeemably bad men.
明白吗 而我是个大好人 Ok? And I'm essentially good.
抱歉 托尼准备变得 什么 Oh, sorry, Tony's trying to be, what,
-一本正经吗 -自以为是 - prim? - Self-righteous.
-自以为是 -没错 - Self-righteous? - Yes.
-你想让我说实话吗 -是的 - Well, you want me to be honest? - Oh, yeah.
-你想知道真相吗 -当然 - You want the truth? - I'd love it.
-当真 -你还想瞒多久呢 - Really? - Think you can muster it up?
你死了之后还会有人知道吗 Do you think you can get it out of that carcass of yours?
就这一次 就当为我 Just for once. Just for me.
当我筹建起自己的慈善机构时 安东 When I set up my charity, Anton -
一个儿童慈善机构 A charity for kids -
我需要钱 我从那些人那里贷了款 I needed money, and I accepted a loan from those men.
我不知 I had no id...
我不知道 I didn't know.
他们通过慈善机构来洗黑钱 They laundered dirty money through the charity.
我知道我很傻 I know I was stupid.
我犯了错 I made a mistake...
不能去责怪孩子 ..and the kids weren't to blame.
他们是无辜的 They were the innocents.
可我 But I...
我每天都背负这些罪恶感 I carry that every day.
没有一天停止过 Every day of my life.
好吧 All right.
-是你说要听实话的 -抱歉 - You wanted the truth. - Sorry.
你还好吧 Are you ok?
谢谢你告诉我真相 Thank you for that.
梯子在哪里 Where are the ladders?
你能带我去吗 Will you show me?
那些云彩 The clouds...
不会 Nah.
安东 Anton...
伙计 别走 Hey, mate, don't leave...
别把我留在这儿 Don't leave me here.
安东 Anton!
别丢下我 拜托 Don't leave me. Come on.
我今天差点就死了 I almost died today.
别丢下我 伙计 拜托 Don't leave me. Mate, come on.
我只是 I ju...
这事 Oh, this...
我当时很需要钱 I needed the money!
当你筹备慈善机构时 When you run a charity,
要花费很多钱的 you have to give lots of money away.
那些繁文缛节 官僚 The red tape, the bureauc...
你根本不知道 You have no idea what a bunch of
慈善机构委员会是多么的法西斯 fascists the charity commission is.
他还要说多少次对不起 How many more times does he have to say sorry?
太荒唐了 带他下来 This is ridiculous. Bring him down.
听着 瓦伦蒂娜 看着我 Listen, Valentina. Look at me.
你怎么就不明白呢 是他欺骗了我们 Why can't you see that he has betrayed us
把我们都当成傻子 这太明显了 and he has fooled us all? It's so obvious.
打开门 你只是在嫉妒 Open the hatch! You're just jealous.
不要开玩笑了 It's not funny.
我没嫉妒 我没在嫉妒 I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous.
波西 打开门 Percy, open the hatch.
他怎么会下来呢 Why would he wanna come down?
他知道我们不喜欢他 He knows we don't like him.
别这样 伙计们 看看这些东西 Come on, you guys. Look at this stuff.
难道你们忘了他没来之前是什么样的吗 Have you forgotten how it was before he came?
不 我没忘 瓦伦蒂娜 No, no, I haven't forgotten, Valentina.
这些很纯洁 你能帮我拉开拉链吗 It was so pure. Will you please just unzip me here?
纯洁 Pure?
那些女人呢 你看到她们出来时的样子了 And the women? You saw their faces when they came out.
我看到他的脸了 瓦伦蒂娜 I saw his faces, Valentina.
他两张脸我都看到了 至少两张或更多 I saw both of his faces. He has at least two. If not more.
今天是我生日 波西 我们应该庆祝的 It's my birthday. Percy, we're supposed to be celebrating.
至少托尼记得我的生日 At least Tony remembered.
你能听我说一句吗 Would you please listen to me for one second?
别动 No.
别管他 Leave it.
让他进来 那是托尼吧 Let him in, it's...Tony?
不 我觉得不是 No, I think not.
坐下 Sit down.
没人去开门吗 Can somebody please answer the door?
我实在忍不了有人敲门或者电话一直响 I can't stand not answering the door, or the telephone.
我会发疯的 这违背我的天性 Drives me crazy. It's not in my nature.
我会睡不着觉的 I won't be able to sleep.
这敲门声会整夜在我脑中回响 The knock-knock-knocking is gonna be in my head all night.
就像这样 Just things like that.
好啦 Well...
你赢了 ..You've won.
结束了 It's over.
-只有四个俄国佬 -还有酒吧的那个女孩 - Four rotten russkies? - And the girl from the pub.
萨尔吗 Ahh, Sal.
她可不能算 你说呢 萨尔 She don't count. Do you, Sal?
你以此为乐 对吧 And that's how you take your pleasure, is it?
一直在耍我 Toying with me?
就像猫捉老鼠的游戏 Like a cat with a mouse?
得了 萨尔根本就没做任何选择 Come on. Sal didn't get to make a real choice.
你说了不算 不公平 You were out for the count. It wouldn't be fair.
你只有四个 况且 你还有老朋友托尼 You got four... so, you know, you get your friend Tony.
怎么样 Come on.
现在是平局 We're even.
还没彻底结束 It's not quite over.
还没结束 Not quite.
看看时间 Ho-ho, look at the time.
已经快11点了 It's almost eleven.
爸爸 Dad?
什么 What?
我们还得去再演一场 Oh. We're going to have to give another performance.
必须尽快 Now, quickly.
快点准备吧 Get ready to move out.
-那人是谁 -只是个问路的 - Who was that? - Just somebody asking the way.
我听见你说什么了 他可不是问路的 I overheard you. He wasn't asking the way.
托尼 波西 Yes. Tony! Percy!
-到底怎么回事 -以后再说 小烈酒 - What's going on? - Not now, Scrumpy, not now.
-托尼哪去了 -你在隐瞒什么 - Where's Tony? - What are you hiding?
是不是和那个故事有关系 It's to do with that rambling story
你总是讲到一半的那个故事 you started telling and never finished.
你在隐瞒什么 What are you hiding?
你居然 Oh, you...
我想知道真相 I want to know the truth.
真相吗 The truth?
我已经活了几千年了 I am thousands of years old.
我是不死之身 I have been immortal.
我和恶魔达成协议 And I did make a bargain with the devil.
为了你故事里的那个女士吗 For that woman, in the story?
是的 Yes.
她是你的母亲 Your mother.
我重获青春 并赢得了她的心 I regained my youth and I won her.
我们过得很好 We lived in joy.
我们一起白头偕老 We grew old together.
有一天 她告诉我说 And then one day she came and told me
她怀孕了 that she was pregnant.
想象一下 Imagine.
60岁的人怀孕 60 years old and pregnant.
就是个奇迹 It was a miracle.
但是她没能走出产房 But she died giving birth.
因为我吗 Me?
是的 Yes.
是奇迹还是错误 Miracle or a mistake?
你是我犯过的最大的错误 You're the best mistake I ever made.
那你和恶魔的协议呢 And the bargain with the devil?
协议有肯定两方都有条件 There are two parts to a bargain.
他给了我新生 He granted me mortality
但有个条件就是 一旦我有了孩子 on condition that any child I would father...
长到16岁以后 就要跟他走 would, at the age of 16, belong to him.
不是真的 No.
你只是在讲故事 You're just telling a story.
一个残忍的故事 A cruel story.
-我为什么要相信 -因为那是真的 - Why should I believe it? - Because it's true.
每个字都是真的 但还有一局新的赌博 Every word of it's true. But... but there's a new wager.
不会输的 我们还能赢 我们还有希望 All is not lost. Now, we can win, we can win.
-你还是我的乖女儿 -够了 够了 - You'll be mine again. - Enough, enough!
-别说了 -不 听我说 小烈酒 - Stop! - No, listen to me, Scrumpy.
讲给你自己听吧 Listen to yourself!
你是谁 我已经不认识你了 Who are you? I don't know any more!
我的人生都充斥的你的梦 All my life you've filled my head with dreams.
你的梦 Your dreams.
你竟然和恶魔做交易 You're making deals with the devil.
我到底是什么 What am l?
我只是个可悲的赌注 A pathetic bet?
又一个错误吗 Another mistake?
-瓦伦 -她走了 - Val! - Oh, she's gone.
-她走了 -告诉她真相 - She's gone. - Telling the truth...
根本就是个坏主意 Always a bad idea.
住嘴 你这个自己为是的脓包 Oh, hold your tongue, you smug little pustule!
别让我再看见你 Get out of my sight and stay out!
走运的话 也许你能找到一个侏儒 Perhaps you'll find a midget if you're lucky.
瓦伦蒂娜 Valentina!
我靠 Fuck.
快点 Come on.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
试着挽救你女儿的生命 先生 Trying to save your daughter's life, sir.
挽救 Save?
现在吗 How?
我可以做第五个灵魂 Well, I figured I could be the fifth soul.
我可以冒这个险 See. I could take that risk, sir.
你是个好孩子 托尼 但已经没用了 You're a good lad, Tony, but it's no use.
我们还有时间 不是吗 We still have time, don't we?
是的 是还有时间 但是 Yes, of course there's still time, but...
你知道我从没求你做过 You know I'd never ask for anything
任何事 这不是我的本性 in return? It's not in my nature.
你真是个圣人 我的孩子 你是个圣人 Well, you're a saint, my boy, you're a saint,
但是 这可能还是没有用 but it... it's positively useless.
事实上 还有一件事 Actually, there is one thing.
进入奇幻世界你看怎么样 How about an initiation into the secrets of the trance?
-我不能这么做 -什么 为什么不能 - Oh, I can't do that, no. - What? Why not?
-没有用的 -我能做到的 - No, it won't work. - I could do it.
-你是个好老师 -那会伤了我的脑子 - You'd be a great teacher. - It hurts my head.
-你什么意思 -太 太伤心了 - What do you mean? - Too up... too upset.
现在可不是伤心的时候 应该开心才对 Oh, it's not a time to be upset, sir. It's time to be happy.
我是说 想想瓦伦蒂娜 I mean, think about Valentina.
现在 你得进入状态 让这个舞台动起来 Now, we need you to be in a trance for this to work.
你能做到的 对吗 Can you give me that?
快点 闭上眼睛 快 Come on. Close your eyes, come on.
闭上眼睛 想象一下无尽的海洋 Close your eyes. Think of the ocean.
海洋时隐时现 The ocean going in and out.
时隐时现 In and...out.
时隐时现 Yes, in and...out.
时隐时现 In and out.
时隐时现 And in and out.
见鬼 Shit!
我可没时间玩这个 振作点 I don't have time for this. Pull yourself together.
现在可不是在过家家 This is not a time to be playing baby.
-这没用的 -怎么了 - It's no good. - What isn't?
根本没用 It's no good.
-要专心致志 -没用的 - Now concentrate. - Won't work.
该死 托尼 我需要冷静 Damn it, Tony, just... I need to calm down.
你需要冷静 You need to calm down.
你需要放松 冷静 然后试着想想 巧克力 You just need to relax and try and um...think of...chocolate.
在热热的锅里融化 Um, melting away on a hot stove.
融化 融化 It's just melting, melting...
好 很好 很好 Good, good, good, good, good.
继续 先生 继续想 Right, stay with me, sir. Stay with me.
-你是怎么了 -责任 - Oi, what's wrong with you? - Duty!
真相 Truth!
公正 Justice!
-你到底怎么回事 -撒谎 - Now, what is your problem? - It's lies.
听着 没关系的 冷静 Just listen. All right now, calm down.
该死的 真是有其父必有其女 Bloody hell, father like daughter.
-过来 看着我 -不 - Now come here, look at me. - No.
-冷静 -不 不 - Calm down. - No, no.
-怎么了 和我说说 -撒谎 - What is wrong? Talk to me. - Lying...
-谁在撒谎 -我以为那很宝贵 但其实不是 - Who's lying? - I used to think it was precious. It's not.
是奇幻秀吗 你到底在说什么呢 What, the lmaginarium? What are you talking about?
-我根本就逃脱不了 -逃脱不了什么 - I can't even run away. - You can't even run away from what?
-你想远离这些吗 -是的 - You wanna run away from this? - Yes.
听着 你要是想远离这里 Listen, if you wanna get away,
我可以带你到一个美丽的地方去 I can take you to a beautiful place.
好吗 我可以带你离开这里 All right? I can take you somewhere.
我可以带你远离黑暗 I can get you out of this darkness.
带你去一个温暖明媚的地方 好吗 I'll take you to the light, all right?
带你去一个美丽的地方 I'll take you somewhere beautiful.
只有你和我 相信我 和我走吧 Just you and me. Now trust me. Come with me now.
快没时间了 知道吗 We don't have time for this. All right?
我们要去的是天堂 Now, it's gonna be a paradise, all right?
是属于我的 也是属于我们的 It's my world. It could be our world.
相信我 不会错的 Trust me, it'll be perfect.
不会把 不要 那可不好 Ah, now. No, see, yeah, that's bad.
-我想好好看看这个吗 -能让我看看吗 - Did some light reading and found this. - Can I have a look?
-瓦伦蒂娜可能会很感兴趣 -没时间了 - Valentina might be interested. - We don't have time.
-我们得赶紧进去 -他是个骗子 - We gotta get inside. - He's a liar!
-他是个十足的骗子 瓦伦 -都已经过去了 - He's nothing but a liar, Val. - This was in the past.
现在 我要带你进去 In the present, I have to get you in there.
-相信我 跟我来 -住嘴 - So come here and trust me... - Shut up!
住嘴 Shut up!
瓦伦 瓦伦蒂娜 Val! Valentina!
不 No!
我也不想这样的 伙计 I didn't want it to get to this point, mate.
不要相信报纸上说的 You don't believe what you read in the newspapers.
尤其是关于魔镜的 Especially the mirror.
你说的没错 You were right.
这里真的很美 The world is beautiful.
我一直梦想能像现在这样 I always dreamed you'd be like this.
我不是也说过你在这里会很开心吗 And er...well, didn't I say you'd be happy here?
这里是不是很棒 Isn't it just... perfect?
太棒了 Perfect.
只是 我们必须得做出选择 If only we didn't have to make a choice.
我们不必做什么选择 There doesn't have to be a choice.
甜心 规则就是规则 Sweetheart, a rule's a rule.
那是我父亲的规则 Those are my father's rules.
我们是自由的 We're free.
看到了吗 See?
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? - Really.
也许你是对的 Well, er...I suppose you are right.
托尼 我们就是自由的 Tony, we're free if we want to be.
就让河流去做选择吧 Let's just let the river do the choosing.
现在 吻我 Now...kiss me.
瓦伦 你可真是个小淘气 Oh, Val, you're a very naughty girl.
当月亮闪现在你的眼前 When the moon hits your eyes
就像大大的披萨饼 like a big pizza pie,
那就是爱情 that's amore.
当星星让你看到发呆 When the stars make you drool
直流口水 just like pasta fazool,
你已陷入爱河 you're in love.
知道吗 You know...
我觉得我爱上你了 托尼 ..I think maybe I love you, Tony.
瓦伦 Val.
我们应该一直这样下去 We should lie here more often.
然后结婚 Get married.
还可以生孩子 Make babies.
-也许这才是我的选择 -你说什么 - Well, maybe this is my, er...choice. - What d'you mean?
那是个孩子 不是什么选择 That's a child. It's not a choice.
-她需要我们的帮助 -是的 - She needs our help. - Yes.
没事了 过来 我们会帮助你的 It's ok. It's ok. Come here, we'll help you.
别担心 别担心 到这儿来 Look, don't worry. Don't worry, come here.
没关系的 我们是来帮你的 No, no, it's ok, we're here to help you.
-托尼 帮帮我 她太有劲了 -不 - Tony, help me. She's strong. - No!
没事的 Come, it's ok.
我们是友好的 过来 No, we're friends. Come here.
-看镜头 笑一个 甜心 -真可爱 - Smile for the cameras, sweetheart. - Lovely!
这是我的世界了 I think this is my world.
无私地接受是伟大的 如果你真的能做到 Well, sustainability's great. I mean, if you can achieve it.
但问题是 大多数情况下根本做不到 The problem in most cases is you simply can't get there.
您不认为使慈善制度化 Don't you risk entrenching the need for charity
是一种冒险吗 by institutionalising it?
总所周知 慈善 It's an unfortunate truism that charity,
对于可怜的小奥尔加来说 like poor little Olga here,
就是和我们在一起 这才是它的本意 is always with us, to coin a phrase.
你在这儿 我的宝贝 Ah, there you are, my darling.
女士们先生们 她是多么的非凡 笑一个 Ladies and gentlemen, isn't she a wonder? Hello. Big smiles.
你想对总统说点什么吗 what's your message to the president?
我没什么特别想说的 I wouldn't presume to have one.
幸运的是 我们关于基金会的看法 I think, luckily for the foundation,
大多数情况下是完全一致的 we see eye-to-eye on most things.
-托尼 我有话 -稍等一下 亲爱的 - Tony, I had something... - Oh, one sec, love.
总统先生 感谢您的光临 Mr president, thank you for coming.
-他在那 -见到你很高兴 - There he is. - It's great to see you.
我们是世界的孩子 We are the children of the world
我们经受了苦难 and we have suffered for your sins
如果你能敞开胸怀 but if you open up your heart
新的一天就会到来 a beautiful new day begins...
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
请起立欢迎总统先生 please be upstanding for the president.
这么多苦难的孩子 Yes, so many suffering children.
这么多做善事的机会 So much opportunity to do some good, really.
对我们的基金会来说很难得 It'll be a big year for our foundation.
总统先生已经准备要致辞了 President is getting ready to make a speech,
要在台上介绍我了 introduce me on the stage.
-好的 -很好 - Yeah. - Lovely.
明天再打给你 没问题 Talk to you tomorrow. Yes, absolutely.
我只说三个字 I've only three words to say.
好样的 托尼 Well done, Tony.
孩子们 孩子们 Ah, the children. The children.
今晚对基金会的未来至关重要 This is a vital moment for the future of the foundation.
-全世界的孩子都需要我们 -瓦伦蒂娜 - Children of the world depend on us. - Valentina!
瓦伦蒂娜 Valentina!
安东 Anton?
-安东 -没错 是我 现在听我说 - Anton? - Yes, yes, listen to me right now.
这跟你毫无关系 这都是他的 This is nothing to do with you. This is him.
-你在哪 -这是他的幻想 - Where are you? - This is his imagination.
快去叫保安 Right, call security now!
这呢 往下看 没错 Down here, under your arm. Yes, yes.
-你怎么 安东 你干什么 -看 - What... Anton, what are you doing here? - Look.
"少儿基金会的黑心老板" "Disgraced director of children's charity,
"虐待幼童" suffer the little children..."
他撒谎 不是的 他就是在嫉 He's lying. It's not right, he's jeal...
"上周因将第三世界 "..Was arrested last week on charges of
儿童的器官 stealing organs of third world children
贩卖给西方富豪而被捕" and selling them to wealthy westerners."
-给我回来 -你在干什么 - Come back. - What are you doing?
-他是安东呀 -他在撒谎 - That's Anton. - He's lying.
-住手 -你到底是站在哪边的 - Stop! - Whose side are you on?
你 你背叛我 对不对 You, you've betrayed me, haven't you?
我们经历了重重考验 你怎能这样对我 How could you do this after all we've been through.
不许你碰她 Don't you touch her!
我要公之于众 托尼 让所有人都知道 I'll show 'em! I'll show them all, Tony. I'll show 'em all.
他那与贫困抗争到底的勇气... ..Have had the courage to fight poverty...
-他是骗子 他是伪君子 -回来 小混蛋 - He's a liar, he's a fraud! - Come here, you little bastard!
-别信他 -我宰了你 - Do not believe him. - I'll kill you.
-他的激情与奉献... -住手 住手 - Passion...and dedication... - All right, all right...
-有本事你试试... -他的事业与抗争... - Trying to... - Careers and struggles...
闭嘴 叫你毁我的人生 Shut up! Trying to ruin my world!
快拦住他 Stop him!
-我的天 -快去拦住他 - My god. - Somebody stop him.
-他是个恶魔 -快让他住手 - He's a monster! - Stop him!
这孩子太淘气了 He was being a very naughty little boy.
天哪 总统先生 Christ. Mr. president.
该死 Fuck.
拦住他 Stop him!
别挡道 老天 Get out of me way! Christ.
出口在哪 Er, exit sign?
不 别 Er, oh, no.
不 不 No! No!
不 我不能 不 不 No! I can't. No, no, no...
不妙 No, not good. Er...
别想跑 托尼 别想跑 I'm coming after you, Tony! I'm coming after you!
滚开 No, get off me.
叫你滚开 Get off of me.
安东 安东 Anton! Anton!
你还好吧 Are you all right?
瓦伦 小心 Val! Val, watch out!
瓦伦蒂娜 Valentina.
-瓦伦 -安东 - Val. Val! - Anton.
安东 Anton.
瓦伦 救我 Val, help me.
抓住我 抓住我 求求你 Hold on to me. Hold on to me, please.
别松手 Hold on!
对不起 I'm sorry.
都是我的错 I was so wrong.
我知道 我明白 Yeah, I know, I know.
可我依然爱你 But I love you.
你为谁卖命 Who are you working for?
这主意肯定不是你出的 You didn't come up with all this by yourself.
-你个混蛋 -肯定有人指使你 - You bastard! - Nah, somebody's got to you.
付钱雇佣你 说句俄语来听听 Somebody's paid you. Speak a little russian, do we?
瓦伦蒂娜 我的小烈酒 Valentina! Scrumpy!
我的奇迹 你在这 Miraculous child, there you are.
你个老混球 You old bastard.
我们经历了那么多考验 After everything we've been through.
你怎么能这样 你就这样回报我吗 How could you? Is this how you repay me?
难以置信 重重险阻之后 I can't believe it. After everything.
-你却恩将仇报 -这都是我造成的吗 - And this is all your doing. - Yeah, all my doing?
-看你干的好事 博士 -不 不 不 - How could you, doc? - No, no, no, no, no.
我代表快乐 我是快乐的制造者 I'm felicity. I-I mean I'm the falicitator,
快乐的推动者 the facilitator, dear boy.
我给了你机会 你没抓住 不是我的错 I create the opportunity. It's not my fault if you're not up to it.
我会原谅你的 I'll forgive you.
爸爸 Dad!
醒醒 Wake up.
爸爸 Dad!
求求您 Please.
-求求您 -请后退 小姐 - Please. - Step back, miss. Step back.
先生 您能听 Sir? Can...?
拜托 小姐 您什么忙也帮不上 Please, miss. There's n-nothing you can do.
-他 他不行了 -不 - He's, he's d-d-dead... - No!
醉得不行了 D-d-dead drunk.
你以前见过这人吗 Haven't we seen this guy before?
-看起来长得都差不多 -老醉鬼 - Oh, they all look the same. - Aye, bloody drunks.
我恨你 I hate you!
你真让人恶心 You make me sick!
他的 她的
这是要我做选择吗 This is to be my choice?
别急嘛 没必要着急 Hold your horses. There's absolutely no need for that.
你只是有点小叛逆而已 That's just plain contrariness.
你真觉得自己该受到惩罚吗 Oh, you really think you deserve punishment, don't you?
你什么都不懂 你只是个孩子 You have no idea. You're just a kid.
你以为你是谁 我已经是个女人了 Where have you been? I'm a woman now.
自私的婊子 Selfish bitch.
-我只配 -只配下地狱 - Only fit for... - Only fit for hell.
我求之不得 If only.
快停下 你老爹不会原谅我的 God, stop. Your pop'd never forgive me.
那可就太遗憾了 That'd be a shame.
跳一曲吧 Let's dance.
该死 Damn.
我赢了 I've won.
你知道 这不是我本意 You know it's...not exactly what I had in mind, you know.
这一切 All this.
我是说 没想到瓦伦蒂娜会是第五个 I mean, Valentina being the fifth.
她本该是奖品 I mean, she's supposed to be the prize,
而不是比分 not part of the final score.
真是不公平啊 Just doesn't seem fair.
希望他们把那混球抓住 撕成碎片 I hope they get that bastard and tear him limb from limb.
可他们不能 But they won't.
他的生命被施了魔咒 就是这个 He leads a charmed life, that one.
我抓他抓了好几年 I've been trying to get that bastard for years.
希望这次能得手 可你知道 I thought I had him this time, but, you know,
总有些傻瓜冒出来救他 Some prat always seems to come along and rescue him.
你还记得 You know those er...
你们找到他时他额头上的 Weird markings that he had on his forehead
奇怪符号吗 when you found him?
那些都是什么啊 What is all that about?
是护身符吗 还是什么 Do they protect him or... what is it?
我从来不会施什么黑魔法 I've never been into all black magic stuff.
我总是搞不懂 I just couldn't get the hang of it.
用我给你块口香糖或是薄荷糖吗 Can I offer you a stick of gum or a breath mint?
拜托 我可不想看见你这样 Oh, jesus. I hate to see you like this, parny.
我跟你说 I mean...I tell you what.
要是你能帮我弄懂 If you can get me the lowdown on
那些该死的符号 all those satanic markings...
或者 帮我让那自以为是的混小子 Better, if you can help me wipe that self-righteous little creep
从这世上消失的话 off the face of the universe...
我就把瓦伦蒂娜还给你 I'll give you Valentina back.
怎么样 What do you say?
谢天谢地 Thank god for that.
该死 Huh? Oh, shit.
还给我 Give it to me.
哦 不 Oh, no.
听着 我有点急事 Look, I'm in a bit of a hurry.
大家都请先等一等 Now just give us a second, please, everybody.
这是你的哨子 这是我的 Here's your tube and there's mine.
我的是个廉价的冒牌货 一捏就碎 Mine's a cheap counterfeit, you know. It breaks so easily.
可我还有一个 Oh, here's another.
停下 Stop!
不好笑吗 You're not amused?
你已经和那恶魔谈过了 You've been talking to the devil,
对吧 他说什么 haven't you? What did he say?
等等 让我猜猜 No, wait, let me.
如果你杀了我 他就放了瓦伦蒂娜 对不对 If you manage to kill me, then he'll release Valentina, right?
那都是骗你的 他不会放了她 It's all lies. He can't release her.
他放不了她 因为她不在他手里 He can't release her cos he doesn't have her.
她不在他手里 因为她是奖品 He doesn't have her because she's the prize.
他还不够五个人 还没赢 He still doesn't have the five wins.
可如果你杀了我 他就赢了 对吗 But if you kill me, he will, won't he?
那你将永远失去瓦伦蒂娜 Then you'll have lost Valentina forever.
选哪个 Choose.
-别搞笑了 -选一个 - This is ridiculous! - Choose!
好吧 Right.
那个 That one.
你确定吗 Sure you made the right choice?
听着 Oh, look...
我们来确认一下吧 Let's find out.
你瞧 Voila.
天哪 快吐出来 老不死的 Jesus! Spit it out, you old goat.
搞定 Gotcha!
谢谢光临 这次招待会十分成功 Thank you all for coming. It's been a splendid success.
套到脖子上 Round the neck.
有三点重要原则 尼克先生 There are three cardinal rules, Mr. Nick.
第一 没有什么黑魔法 只是骗人的把戏 One: There is no black magic, only cheap tricks.
其他的 我忘了 And I forget the others.
我女儿在哪 Now where's my daughter?
我的天 Oh, for Christ's sakes.
我怎么知道 How should I know?
你才是她父亲 最爱她的父亲 You're her father. You're her loving father.
我是说 她是自由的 不是吗 I mean, she is free, isn't she?
天哪 Jesus.
年复一年 And the years roll on.
风依旧吹 Winds still blow.
雪依旧飘 Snows still fall.
火依旧燃烧 Fires... still burn.
但是 And yet...
早已物是人非 Everything has changed.
这就是我的惩罚吗 Is that my punishment?
我再也找不到她了吗 Am I never to find her?
主路 辅路
快停下吧 Please stop.
我不要选择 No more choices.
不要再让我选择了 No more choices.
求好心人施舍
你找到她了吗 So you found her?
是啊 Yes.
是啊 我找到了 Yes, I found her.
我想 I think...
她好像有了个女儿 ..She may have a daughter.
你不会进去的 对吧 You're not going in there, are you?
你不想给那孩子留下终生的伤疤 是不是 You wouldn't want to scar a child for life, would you?
瞧瞧你 Look at you.
不想 No.
伟大的帕那索斯博士 The great doctor Parnassus.
简直邋遢到家了 You're an utter disgrace.
我可有得忙了 This is gonna take some time.
波西 Oh, Percy.
没有你我可怎么办啊 What would I do without you?
再找个侏儒 Get a midget.
让帕那索斯博士开启你的幻想之门 Let doctor Parnassus open your imagination.
乘着天使的翅膀飞升至云霄 Transcend heights on beauty's open wing
将你送到超乎想象的幻境 And be transported to worlds you've never dreamed of.
是大团圆结局吗 Does it come with a happy ending?
抱歉 我们不做任何保证 Sorry, we can't guarantee that.
女士们 Ladies.
上帝保佑你 God bless you, son.
快好好干活 Get back to work.