来吧。让我们坐下来。 Come on. Let's sit down.
我不想坐下。 I don't want to sit down.
那我们跳舞吧。 Well, then let's dance.
我不想跳舞。 And I don't want to dance.
你今晚怎么了? What's the matter with you tonight?
听着，我不想再这么隐晦了。 Listen, I'm tired of being subtle.
急停。Botp。 Scram. Botp.
把它赶出门廊。 Beat it off of the porch.
好吧，菲尼亚斯。 All right, Phineas whipsnade.
但让我告诉你。 But let me tell you something.
我再也不给你的车买汽油了! I'll never buy gas for your car again!
哦。 Aw.
你要来点潘趣酒吗? Oh, do you care for some punch?
不,谢谢。 No, thanks.
哇。里面真闷。 Whoa. Positively stuffy in there.
这是。 It was.
是的。我想我的衣领已经蔫了。 Yeah. I guess my collar's wilted.
幸运的是我带来了改变。 It was lucky I brought a change.
但就像我说的，你知道，妈妈会因为不能去欧洲而很难过的。 But as I was saying, you know, mother's gonna be quite upset about not being able to go to Europe.
嗯。她会想念她的巴登巴登的。 Mmm. She'll miss her baden-baden.
呃，洗澡，你知道吗? Uh, baths, you know?
是的，我们要去百慕大。 Yeah, we're going to Bermuda instead.
哦，那太好了。 Oh, that'll be nice.
你会喜欢百慕大的。 You know, you'd like Bermuda.
哦，我相信我会的。 Oh, I'm sure I would.
薇姬，你为什么不…但是，罗杰，我改变主意了。 Vicky, why don't you... But, Roger, I've changed my mind.
我想我现在要来点潘趣酒。 I believe I'll have some punch now.
潘趣酒? Punch?
你是说"潘趣酒"吗?"嗯。 Did you say "punch?" Hmm.
哦。原谅我。 Oh. Excuse me.
好吗?哦,phin。 Well? Oh, phin.
好吧,什么? Well, what?
婚礼是什么时候?什么婚礼? When's the wedding? What wedding?
你没有再拒绝他吗? You didn't turn him down again?
菲尼亚斯，我跟你说过无数次了……我没有爱上罗杰。所以请忘了它吧。 Phineas, I've told you a million times... I'm not in love with Roger. So please forget it.
爱! Love!
你真让我头疼。 You give me a pain in the neck.
有一个人，他结婚那天会得到一大笔钱，他只是求你收下。 There's a guy that's gonna get a pile of dough the day he gets married, and he's just begging you to take it.
我不感兴趣。 Well, I'm not interested.
哦。只有一个妹妹，她肯定是个笨蛋。 Oh. One sister, and she has to be a halfwit.
这就够了。 That's enough.
听着,亲爱的妹妹。 Listen, sister dear.
罗杰会厌倦被人摆布的，他会找个不那么蠢的人。 Roger's gonna get tired of being pushed around, and he's gonna grab someone that isn't so dumb.
像往常一样，菲尼亚斯，你有目的吗? As usual, Phineas, you have an angle?
当然,我已经登记了。 Sure, I have.
直接从肩膀开始。 Straight from the shoulder.
你找了个有钱的丈夫，我在他父亲的银行找了份好工作。 You get a rich husband, and I get a swell job in his father's bank.
我要进去了。 And I'm going inside.
等一下，维姬。 Wait a minute, Vicky.
如果你不想考虑自己的未来，你可以想想那个老人。 If you won't think of your own future, you might think of the old man.
爸爸跟这事有什么关系? What's dad got to do with it?
我碰巧知道他现在过得很艰难。 Well, I happen to know he's having a plenty tough time.
他现在需要点帮助，他经历了这么多才让我们上大学。 He could use a little help now, after all he's gone through to keep us in college.
他在最后一封信里说一切都好。 His last letter said everything was fine.
确定。 Sure.
他在信中还说马戏团昨天会在布里奇顿。 His letter also said the circus would be in Bridgetown yesterday.
但是他在哪里呢? But where was he?
我告诉你，他负债累累。 I tell you, he's in hock up to his ears.
我不相信。 I don't believe it.
好吧。 Okay.
继续你的欢乐之路吧，让那老人在八号球后面结束你的生活。 Go on your merry way and let the old man wind up behind the eight ball.
Oop !我很抱歉。 Oop! I'm sorry.
哦,菲尼亚斯。你好,罗杰。 Oh, Phineas. Hello, Roger.
喂，你那辆新车真漂亮。 Say, that's a swell new car you got out there.
16缸。 Sixteen cylinders.
它是什么?嗯。 It is? Mmm-hmm.
能不能用几分钟? How's chances to use it for a few minutes?
哦,当然。让司机带你去任何你想去的地方。 Oh, surely. Have the driver take you anyplace you wanna go.
哎呀,谢谢。 Gee, thanks.
是谁啊?新女孩? Uh, who is it? New girl?
相同的一个。哦。 Same one. Oh.
我们要去哪里? Where are we going?
抱歉让你久等了，我刚才在排队。 Sorry to be so long, but I was standing in a line.
来吧。踩到它!他会离开的! Come on. Step on it! He'll get away!
我们得做得更好，警长。 We'll have to do better than this, sheriff.
在我们抓到他之前他就已经越过州界了。 He'll be across that state line before we can get him.
我已经尽力了，伯尔先生。 I'm doing the best I can, Mr. Burr.
好吧，继续努力。 Well, keep working on it.
也许你能开得更快一点。 Maybe you can get a little more speed out of it.
我把她弄倒在地板上了。 I got her down on the floorboard now.
他从我们身边逃走了。我只能走到这里了。 Well, he got away from us. This is as far as I can go.
就算走遍美国的每个州我也能找到他。 I'll get him if I have to chase him through every state in the union.
带我回警长办公室。 Take me back to the sheriffs office.
-给你们，伙计们。-这边走。 - Here you are, folks. - Step right this way.
加强和… Step up and...
我母亲是位女士 My mother was a lady
七十年……七十五年,80年。近90。 Seventy... Seventy five, 80. Almost 90.
到售票处买票! Get your tickets at the box office!
盛大的演出即将…那是什么，小女孩? The big show is about to... What's that, little girl?
不，我不是个幽默的人。 No, I'm not the good humor man.
大表演就要开始了! The big show is about to start!
请给我一个50。 One 50, center, please.
非常感谢，女士。 Thank you very much, lady.
大象正前方有个座位。 Here's a seat right down in front of the elephants.
从那里看整个节目。 See the whole show from there.
两个。 Two.
两个?非常感谢。 Two? Thank you very much.
你就在那里。一个就在大象面前。 There you are. One right down in front of the elephants.
计算你的… Count your...
离开窗口前数一数找给你的钱。 Count your change before leaving the window.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
一个就在大象前面。 One right in front of the elephants.
没错，好戏就要上演了! Yep, the big show is now going on!
离开后没有错误纠正…对不起,我…希望你们能…… No mistakes rectified after once leaving... Pardon me, I'm... Wish you fellas would...
计算你的…别碰我的午餐，好吗? Count your... keep your hands off my lunch, will you?
离开窗口前数一数找给你的钱。 Count your change before leaving the window.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你在那里做什么? What are you doing there?
你不想惹工会的麻烦，对吧? You don't want no trouble with the unions, do you?
哦，我明白了。我付工会工资。 Oh, I got it. I pay union wages.
是啊，但哪一种，最大值还是最小值? Yeah, but which kind, the maxium or the minium?
“最大值还是最小值?” "The maxium or the minium?"
你杀我。 You slay me.
戈弗雷丹尼尔，这是怎么回事? Godfrey Daniel, what's going on here now?
有什么主意吗? What's the idea?
我是达尔林普尔上校的侄子，切斯特，你的新助理。 Oh, I'm colonel dalrymple's nephew, Chester, your new assistant.
那也不代表你有权利亲我，对吧? Well, that doesn't give you the right to kiss me, does it?
找到匹配的了吗? Hey, you got a match?
是的。 Yeah.
离开窗口前数一数你的零钱! Count your change before leaving the window!
先生，你不记得了吗? Mister, don't you remember?
我应该每周付给你8美元让你教我这门生意。 I'm supposed to pay you $8 a week to learn me this business.
等一下。你不能这么做! Wait a minute. You can't do that!
哦,是的,是的。工会说……你别插手! Oh, yes, yes. The union says... You keep out of this!
不，我不会置身事外! No, I won't keep out of it!
工会说助理的最低工资是每周15拳! The union says the minium wage on assistants is 15 smacks a week!
哦，他说得对。他是对的。 Oh, ho, he's right. He's right.
对不起，对不起，年轻人。 I beg your pardon, I beg your pardon, young man.
他说得很对，15。你有多少钱? He's quite right, 15. How much you got there?
和10…14美元。 And 10... Fourteen dollars.
请另一个美元。 Another dollar, please.
15是对的，不是吗? Fifteen is right, isn't it?
是的,这是正确的。哦,15.14……你有半美元吗? Yeah, that's right. Uh, 15.14... Have you a half a dollar?
嘿，我不明白。 Hey, I don't get it.
我知道了，我也要留着。 I got it, and I'm gonna keep it too.
离开窗口前数一数找给你的钱。 Count your change before leaving the window.
两个四比特金币。 Two four bit ducats.
哦，非常感谢。 Oh, thank you very much.
一张10美元的钞票。 A 10 dollar bill.
十下，非常感谢。 Ten smackers, thank you very much.
这是一个。 There you are, that's one.
这是两个。 That's two.
三。 Three.
哦,对不起。 Uh, pardon me.
我得了肺炎。 Got a little pneumonia here.
2、3、4。 Two, three, four.
来吧!踩到它! Come on! Step on it!
我不会再走一步了。 I won't walk another step.
让他拖你走，女士。他把你灌醉了。 Make him drag ya, lady. He got ya drunk.
三，四，五，六，七，八，九，十。 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
你给了我20美元?是吗?十加十等于二十。 You gave me a $20 bill? Did you? Ten and 10 are 20.
离开窗口前数一数找给你的钱。 Count your change before leaving the window.
现在你来表演瓦格纳。 Now you take the Wagner act.
你拿去吧，我们去年夏天有过。 You take 'em. We had 'em last summer.
是我见过的最差的杂技演员。 The worst acrobats I ever saw.
酒成瘾者! Liquor addicts!
那家伙话太多了。 That guy talks too much.
他数了三遍“三、四、五”。你听到了吗? He counted "three, four, five" three times. Did ya hear him?
是的。保留它是不诚实的吗? Yeah. Is it dishonest to keep it?
如果他有机会，他也会这么对我们的。 He'd do the same thing to us wouldn't he, if he had a chance.
来，我跟你分开。 Here, I'll split with ya.
一个,两个…… One, two...
哎呀，这儿只有五美元。 Why, there's only five dollars here.
他把账单翻倍了。看。 He's doubled the bills. Look.
你是说他骗了我们? You mean he's crooked us?
他认为他做到了。来吧。 He thinks he has. Come on.
听着，我会通知你的! Listen, you'll hear from me!
这很好。别电报、写信。 That's fine. Don't telegraph, write.
我的零钱找错了。 There's been a mistake in my change.
啊，终于，一个诚实的人。 Ah, at long last, an honest man.
想退钱吗? Wanna return some money?
不,我短! No, I'm short!
别吹嘘了。我自己也只有五英尺八英寸。 Don't brag about it. I'm only five feet eight myself.
我是说我缺钱。 I mean I'm short in my money.
离开窗口后没有错误纠正! No mistakes rectified after once leaving the window!
你是不诚实的。 You're dishonest.
"不诚实?"米煞，沙得拉，亚伯尼歌! "Dishonest?" meshach, shadrach and abednego!
你欺骗我们。 You cheated us.
先生，你玷污了我的荣誉。 Sir, you impugn my honor.
正如我亲爱的老祖父利特瓦克所说，就在他们设下陷阱之前，他说:“你不能欺骗一个诚实的人。” As my dear old grandfather litvak said, just before they sprung the trap, he said, "you can't cheat an honest man."
“永远不要给一个笨蛋一分，也不要让一个笨蛋变得聪明。” "Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump."
我们想要我们要的东西。 We want what's comin' to us.
我也要得到它! I'm gonna get it too!
你是谁?哦,是的。 You are? Oh, yeah.
你也是?是的。快点，把它给我们! You too? Yep. Come on, give it to us!
你们俩肯定都能得到。 You are certainly both gonna get it.
不客气 You're welcome.
你说的闹事是什么意思?你不能这么做。 What do you mean by creating a disturbance? You can't do this.
来吧!等等! Come on! Wait!
你大的鼻子!我要离开这儿! You big schnozzle! Get outta here!
他欺骗了我们!大的鼻子,“呃? He cheated us! "Big schnozzle," eh?
这是诽谤的! That's libelous!
恶魔朗姆酒。我为那些可怜的孩子们感到痛心。票吗? Demon rum. My heart bleeds for those poor boys. Ticket?
我告诉你，我们被骗了。 I tell you, we're being gypped.
是的。看起来是这样。 Yeah. It looks like it.
我们做了所有的工作，却拿不到一分钱。 We do all the work, and we don't get any money.
我知道。我得跟鞭子斯内德谈谈。 I know. I'll have to talk to whipsnade.
谈谈吗?行动，这就是我们需要的。 Talk? Action, that's what we need.
我们能做什么呢? Well, what can we do?
我一直在调查，我知道他把钱放在哪里。 Well, I've been reconnoitering, see, and I know where he keeps his money.
查理。那又怎样?嗯? Charlie. So what? Huh?
我想把我的午餐钩挂上去。 Well, I wanna get my lunch hooks on it.
你离票房远点。 You stay away from that box office.
卑尔根，你要以毒攻毒，以毒攻毒。 Bergen, you gotta fight fire with fire, crooks with crookery.
哦,算了吧。 Oh, forget it.
卑尔根?是吗? Bergen? Yes?
你知道，他每天两点洗澡。 You know, he takes a shower every day at 2:00.
我说，算了吧。 I said, forget it.
好吧，好吧。 Oh, all right, all right.
只是在想，仅此而已。 Just thinking, that's all.
快跑,拿破仑。 Giddap, Napoleon.
谢谢你！一步。 Thank you. Step right up.
好戏要上演了!谢谢你！ The big show is now going on! Thank you.
现在是杂耍时间，肋排先生! It's time for the sideshow, Mr. Rib steak!
“肋骨牛排。” "Rib steak."
你不会是说牛腰肉加洋葱吧? You don't mean sirloin with onions by any chance, do you?
这是惠普斯奈德! It's whipsnade!
把票给我，你这个笨蛋! Gimme that ticket, you lug!
把票给我，你这个笨蛋! Gimme that ticket, you coot!
给我! Give it to me!
你弄断了我的跖骨! You've broken my metatarsal bone!
女士们先生们，这边走。 This way, ladies and gentlemen, this way.
就在这个平台上。 Right up on this platform.
世界上最新奇的东西。 The world's greatest novelty.
pronkwonk双胞胎! The pronkwonk twins!
埃尔伍德,布伦特伍德。 Elwood and brentwood.
埃尔伍德比布伦特伍德年长10分钟，从那以后他就一直很匆忙。 Elwood is 10 minutes older than brentwood, and has been in a hurry ever since.
女士们先生们，布伦特伍德，是世界上最小的巨人，而他的兄弟，埃尔伍德，是世界上最大的侏儒。 Ladies and gentlemen, brentwood, is the smallest giant in the world, whilst his brother, elwood, is the largest midget in the world.
他们挡科学。 They baffle science.
我告诉你，他不诚实。安静。 I tell ya, he's dishonest. Quiet.
队长，听那家伙撒谎。 Chief, listen to that guy lie.
安静点，你们这些白蚁。 Quiet, you termites flophouse.
你听到了吗?你听到了吗? Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
真是忍无可忍!那个小…我要…现在，如果你愿意跟我走一小步，到下一个… That's the last straw! That little... I'm going... Now if you'll take one short step with me, to the next...
Upsydaisy ! Upsydaisy!
flopperoo ! What a flopperoo!
谢谢你！女士们,先生们。 Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen.
在这个讲台上，我们有伟大的埃德加和他的低语者，查理·麦卡锡。他们挡科学。 On this platform, we have the great Edgar and his whispering pine, Charlie McCarthy. They baffle science.
你在吃西红柿吗，还是你的鼻子? Are you eating a tomato, or is that your nose?
哦。 Oh.
很好。很好,查尔斯。 Very good. Very good, Charles.
演出结束后，你一定要跟我到木材场来，骑在嗡嗡锯上。 You must come down with me after the show to the lumberyard, and ride piggyback on the buzz saws.
演出结束后没人会找到我。 Nobody's gonna find me after the show.
哦，是的，他们是。 Oh, yes, they are.
你会像百叶窗一样挂在我的窗户上。 You'll be hanging in my window as a venetian blind.
那使我不寒而栗。 That makes me shudder.
安静，不然我就朝你扔啄木鸟。 Quiet, or I'll throw a woodpecker on you.
女士们,先生们。 Ladies and gentlemen.
帮我个忙，我要杀了那家伙! So help me, I'll clip that guy!
我要杀了他，我要这么做! I'll mow him down, that's what I'll do!
现在安静点。好吧，我不在乎。 Now just be quiet. Yes, well, I don't care.
现在，女士们先生们，作为我的第一个实验，我想请大家注意这个神秘的柜子。 Now, ladies and gentlemen, for my first experiment, I want to call your attention to this mystic cabinet.
神秘的?真傻! Mystic? Hooey!
这个内阁完全没有准备。 This cabinet is entirely unprepared.
你也是。 So are you.
它由三面墙组成……还有一个假底。 It consists of three walls... And a false bottom.
就在那下面。 You can see it right down there.
噢!你停止! Ow! You stop that!
你能别说了吗?好吧。 Will you stop that? All right.
现在，女士们先生们，这位就是小王公。 And now, this, ladies and gentlemen, is the little maharajah.
在哪里?不,不,你。 Where? No, no, you.
我吗?是的,当然。 Me? Yes, of course.
哦,是的,是的。你好! Oh, yes, yes. How do you do?
你好!你好! How do you do? How do you do?
嗯,你好! Well, hello!
你好。 Hello.
好吧。请坐后面。 All right. Will you sit back there.
我的真名是查理·麦卡锡，但我没有得到任何报酬。 My right name is Charlie McCarthy, but I don't get any billing.
你能坐好让我把这个实验做完吗? Oh, will you please sit back and let me finish this experiment?
现在我们继续，我要让这个小人彻底消失。 Uh, now we'll go ahead, and I will cause this little man to completely disappear.
你会做什么?是的，然后再出现。 You'll do what? Yes, and then reappear.
嗯,你最好。是的。 Well, you'd better. Yeah.
我跟他赌8点到5点，他做不到，我会欺骗他。 Bet him 8 to 5 he can't do it and I'll double cross him.
你请吗?你准备好了吗? Will you please? Are you ready?
嗯?你准备好了吗? Huh? Are you ready?
吃午饭吗?不,不,不。 For lunch? No, no, no.
这个实验。哦，是的，是的，是的。 The experiment. Oh, yes, yes, yes.
来吧,朋友。把它搬开。 Go ahead, buddy. Take it away.
等等,等等,等等。你的电话号码是多少? Wait, wait, wait. What's your phone number?
哦!你会拉吗? Oh! Will you pull it?
好了，你坐好了吗?好吧。 All right, will you sit back? Okay.
现在我们就去…不要走开! Now we'll go... Don't go away!
我现在召唤yaga bomba的力量。走吧! I now call upon the powers of yaga bomba. Go!
一个熏火腿，上来。 One smoked ham, coming up.
安静,安静。 Quiet, quiet.
现在为了证明柜子空了，大王公不见了，我要用这把剑刺穿…还没有。还没有。 And now to prove that the cabinet is empty, and that the maharajah has disappeared, I will force this sword right through... Not yet. Not yet.
快点。 Hurry up.
一个,两个……好吧。哎哟! One, two... Okay. Ouch!
你自己看。 And there you see for yourself.
他已经走了。 He has gone.
现在就像子弹从魔法手枪里射出一样快，大王公将重回王位。 And now as quickly as the bullet flies from the magic pistol, the maharajah shall return to his throne.
哦，被你发现了! Oh, you got me!
这就是他。 And there he is.
你在这里做什么?嗯? What are you doing here? Hmm?
我说"你在这里做什么" I said, "what are you doing here?"
嗯，我不知道。你不知道? Well, I don't know. You don't know?
不，是查理安排的。 No, um, Charlie set it up.
查理在后面吗? Oh, so Charlie's in back of this?
是吗? Is he?
他说这样魔术效果会翻倍。 Well, he said it would make the trick twice as good.
他做了吗?是的。 He did? Yeah.
你的把戏比我的差了一倍。 Well, you've made the trick just twice as bad.
啧啧。是这样吗?是的。 Tsk. Well, is that so? Yes.
我就知道是两倍。 Well, I knew it was twice as something.
是的。好了，现在请你离开这里好吗? Yes. Well, now will you please get out of here?
是的,女士。 Yes, ma'am.
查理，你会让我失望吗? Charlie, will you let me down?
你为什么不看路呢? Why don't you look where you're going?
你想让我…女士们先生们，我的表演到此结束。谢谢你！ You wanted me to... That concludes my performance, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you.
好戏要上演了! The big show is now going on!
盗窃电报鞭蛇。 Telegram for larceny whipsnake.
离开售票处前把找零数一数。 Count your change before leaving the box office.
盗窃电报鞭蛇。 Telegram for larceny whipsnake.
呃,街道作祈祷。 Uh, street daven.
盗窃电报鞭蛇。 Telegram for larceny whipsnake.
呃,信使号的男孩。 Uh, messenger boy.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
盗窃whipsnake吗? Larceny whipsnake?
给我的电报。 Gimme that telegram.
这不是“盗窃”。这是拉森e。 It's not "larceny." It's Larson e.
而且不是“鞭蛇”。这是惠普斯奈德。 And it's not "whipsnake." It's whipsnade.
好吧，小蛇，给点小费怎么样? Okay, snake, how about a tip?
我会给你小费的。 I'll give ya a tip.
我会用马车舌把你的头发分开。 I'll part your hair with a wagon tongue.
这是空袭! It's an air raid!
真希望那是把枪。我会把你打死的! Wish that was a gun. I'd shoot you deader than a mackerel!
这就是我要对你做的，你… That's what I'd do to you, you...
那是什么? What's that?
好吧，我想你满意了。 Well, I guess you're satisfied.
我就是这么想的。 That's what I thought.
我想告诉你一些事。 I wanna tell ya something.
只要你还在演这部剧，就别再犯那些小错误了。 As long as you're with this show, out out those peccadilloes.
你太假小子了。 There's too much of the tomboy in you.
给我起来!给我起来!给我一只手! Get me up! Get me up! Gimme a hand!
买张票怎么样? How about a ticket?
我脚上有只狗! I've got a dog on my foot here!
没有错误…一旦离开票房! No mistakes... Once leaving the box office!
滚出去! Get out!
没有错误纠正! No mistakes rectified!
老板?是吗? Boss? Yeah?
先生，您该洗澡了。 It's time for your bath, sir.
时光飞逝。 How time flies.
好像昨天还是星期一。 Seems only yesterday it was Monday.
你的行程很准时。 You sure runs on schedule.
是的，我知道，是的，我知道，是的。 Yes, I do, yes, I do, yes.
等我回来再开门。 Don't open that door till I come back.
我能听到铃声。 I can hear the bell.
嘿,老板。嗯? Hey, boss. Huh?
只是想告诉你吞剑的人得了扁桃体炎。 Just wanna tell ya the sword swallower's got tonsillitis.
不能继续。 Can't go on.
福斯塔夫的眼泪。 Tears of falstaff.
我已经二十年没吞过剑了。 I haven't swallowed a sword in 20 years.
我要扮演墨西哥跳豆的角色。 I'm taking on the personality of a Mexican jumping bean.
首先，柔术演员得了风湿病。 First the contortionist gets rheumatism.
然后吞剑者会得扁桃体炎。 Then the sword swallower gets tonsillitis.
希望那个扇子舞者不会出事。 Hope nothing happens to that fan dancer.
直到我治好感冒。 Till I get rid of this cold, anyway.
那是什么? What is that?
啊,这是好。 Ah, c'est bon.
法语里就是这么说的。 That's what you say in French.
拉山山羊的香水。 Perfume de la mountain goat.
来吧,奎尼。 Come on, queenie.
放下食物，给予。 Let go of that provender and give.
给,奎尼! Give, queenie!
给,奎尼!来吧! Give, queenie! Come on!
好女孩! Good girl!
这次把它放在后备箱里再多放一会儿。 Hold it in your trunk a little while longer this time.
稍微热一下。 Kinda heat it up a bit.
我宁愿要两个女儿。 I'd rather have two girls.
21岁。 At 21 each.
比一个42岁的女孩还多。 Than one girl at 42.
够了! Enough!
给我一条毛巾。 Gimme a towel.
这些毛巾不够大，擦不干你的脸。 These towels aren't big enough to dry your face on.
也许你最好少用水。 Maybe you better use less water.
相当一个主意。 Quite an idea.
啊哈。 Uh-huh.
小心，老板，小心。当心!当心! Look out, boss, look out. Look out! Look out!
它是什么?那些女士们。 What is it? Those ladies.
哦。我以为食火鸡又跑出来了。 Oh. I thought those cassowaries got loose again.
你最好穿上睡袍，免得着凉。 You better put on your robe before you catch cold.
是的。谢谢。 Yeah. Thanks.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
哦。 Uh-oh.
嗯,嗯。 Uh-huh and uh.
40美分加5美分等于45美分。 Forty cents and five makes 45.
再加五个就能赚半块钱。哇! Five more makes half a buck. Whoo!
钱，钱，钱，钱。 Money, money, money, money.
美丽的惠普斯奈德的钱。 Beautiful whipsnade money.
的帮助! Help!
——帮助,卑尔根!-救命，救命，救命! - Help, Bergen! - Help, help, help!
查理? Charlie?
你看到查理了吗?不。 Have you seen Charlie? No.
查理? Charlie?
你看到查理了吗?不。我没有。 Have you seen Charlie? No. I haven't.
查理? Charlie?
卑尔根!卑尔根! Bergen! Bergen!
Blacaman !Blacaman !Blacaman ! Blacaman! Blacaman! Blacaman!
狮子抓住了查理! The lions have got Charlie!
可怜的查理。 Poor Charlie.
嗯,就是这样。 Well, that's that.
卑尔根!卑尔根! Bergen! Bergen!
的帮助!的帮助! Help! Help!
查理?查理? Charlie? Charlie?
你也该来了。 Well, it's about time you got here.
那你是哪一个? Well, which one are you in?
-我怎么知道?-把我弄出来 - How do I know? - Get me out of all of them.
Blacaman ! Blacaman!
你是怎么进去的? Well, how did you get in there?
别转移话题。 Don't change the subject.
我怎么出去? How do I get out?
查理就在这些动物里。 Charlie's in one of these animals.
啊，来吧，孩子们。 Ah, come on, boys.
我就在他肝脏以北。 I'm just north of his liver.
哦,哦,我的。 Oh, oh, my.
进来。 Come in.
你们能帮帮他吗? Will you fellas help him?
我们马上就把你弄出来，查理。 We'll have you out in a minute, Charlie.
-好吧。-我希望我有手电筒。 - Yeah, all right. - I wish I had a flashlight.
好吧。哦。 Okay. Oh.
啊。容易,男孩,简单。 Ah. Easy, boys, easy.
你在干什么，跳舞还是摔跤? What are you doing, dancing or wrestling?
容易,男孩。容易,男孩。 Easy, boys. Easy, boys.
一件容易的事。哦。 Easy. Oh.
哦。 Oh.
啊,啊!啊,白天。 Ah, ah! Ah, daylight.
哦，黑鬼，老伙计。男孩。 Oh, blackie, old boy. Boy.
等一下，小黑。我的脚被扁桃体卡住了。 Wait a minute, blackie. My foot's caught on a tonsil.
打开它!打开! Open it up! Open up!
啊!哦，别这样，黑鬼。把它打开。 Ah! Oh, don't do that, blackie. Leave it open.
把我弄出去。把我弄出去。 Get me outta here. Get me outta here.
哦，你这狗东西! Oh, you dog you!
哦。 Oh.
哦,亲爱的。哦。哦。 Oh, dear. Oh. Oh.
过几分钟你就会好的。 You'll be all right in a few minutes.
我再也不想经历那样的事了。 I never want to go through anything like that again.
不好意思，小黑。 Oh, excuse me, blackie.
你会没事的。是的。 You'll be all right. Yeah.
注意。 Pay attention.
是啊，但我没进去。 Yeah, well, I didn't go in there.
惠普斯奈德把我扔了进去。 Whipsnade threw me in.
惠普斯奈德吗?是的。 Whipsnade? Yeah.
这条蛇加倍了。 That goes double, the snake.
是的。你是说鞭子把你扔进去的? Yes. You say whipsnade threw you in?
是的,他做到了。 Yes, he did.
为什么?我不知道。 Why? I don't know.
我是无辜的。无辜的。 I'm innocent. Innocent.
是的。查理? Yes. Charlie?
查理，看着我。什么? Charlie, look at me. What?
你又去售票处了吗? Have you been in that box office again?
嗯…是的。是的,我有。 Uh... yes. Yes, I have.
我不是告诉过你……是的，但我什么都没得到。 Haven't I told you... Yeah, but I didn't get anything.
哦，但是鞭子抽到你了。 Oh, but whipsnade caught you.
是的,他做到了。是的。 Yes, he did. Yes.
你说什么? What did you say?
我告诉他，他欠我们钱，我要行动。 I told him he owed us money and that I wanted action.
嗯。然后呢? Mmm. And?
相信我，我当然明白了。 And believe me, I certainly got it.
你见过那些东西吗?哦! Have you seen those things? Oh!
你会好起来的。 You'll be all right now.
查理，这已经够过分了。 Well, Charlie, this has gone far enough.
呃。你是说我们可以收拾行李了? Uh. You mean we can pack up?
好吧，我们下次演出后再收拾。 Well, we'll pack after the next performance.
噢,谢谢你。我们走吧。 Oh, thank you. Let's get outta here.
你知道，我的命一文不值。 You know, my life ain't worth a dime.
要通宵工作。 Goin' to work all night.
要工作一整天。 Goin' to work all day.
老板说什么都无所谓。 Makes no difference what the boss man say.
你不会得到报酬的。 Ya ain't gonna get no pay.
别打了，别打了。 Break it up, break it up.
喂，这里的乌班吉头头是谁? Say, who's the head ubangi around here?
头是什么?头部igorote。 The head what? The head igorote.
你不会是在说我们这些黑人吧? You ain't by chance referring to one of us little colored boys, are you?
不，我指的是乌班吉首领。 No, I'm referring to the head ubangi.
我想告诉他如何轻松赚到5美元。 I wanna tell him how to make an easy five dollars.
哦，你是说乌班吉头! Oh, you mean the head ubangi!
头igorote ! The head igorote!
呃,看这里。是的。我假设这个投资组合。 Uh, look here. Yeah. I assumes that portfolio.
你要做的就是把苹果顶在头上。 All you gotta do is hold an apple on your head.
哦,这很简单。 Oh, that's easy.
我骑着一匹野马在擂台上跳跃。 I bound around the ring on a wild percheron stallion.
然后我拿着404猎象枪试着… Then I take my 404 elephant gun and I try to...
我要把你脑袋上的苹果射下来。 I try to shoot an apple off your head.
有人骗了我，是的。 Somebody's been foolin' with that, yeah.
你在那里找什么?没有什么人。 What are you looking around there for? There's nobody there.
必须有。你不是在跟我说话。 There must be. You ain't talkin' to me.
是的。我来告诉你怎么做。 Yeah. I'll tell you what to do.
买一打或两个苹果，因为我可能会错过八、九个……嘿,haille ! Get a dozen or two apples, because I may miss eight or nine... Hey, haille!
冷淡的行动。 Act nonchalant.
女士们,先生们! Ladies and gentlemen!
下一个节目的表演者是水牛贝拉，世界上唯一的大胡子神枪手! The next act on the program is buffalo Bella, the only bearded lady sharpshooter in the world!
他来了。他来了。好吧。 Here he comes now. Here he comes. Okay.
请随便吃爆米花。石头在盒子里 Help yourself to popcorn. The rocks are in the box
这是什么意思? What is all this mumbling?
呃,只是唱歌。这是所有,唱歌。 Uh, just singing. That's all, singing.
嘘。唱歌,唱歌。 Shh. Singing, singing.
好吧。好吧。没关系。 All right. All right. It's okay.
加油,飞马座! Come on, Pegasus!
来吧! Come on!
女士们先生们，这是世界上最大的设得兰矮种马。 Ladies and gentlemen, this is the largest shetland pony in the world.
加油,飞马座! Come on, Pegasus!
好的,准备好了,准备好了。 Okay, ready, ready.
Re……re……嗯,uh-uh-uh。 Re... re... uh-uh, uh-uh-uh.
什么,准备好了什么?那是他的名字，红毛。 What, ready what? That's his name, red.
哦。这是他的名字。 Oh. That's his name.
坐在一匹野生percheron小马的背上射击玻璃球! Shooting glass balls while perched on the back of a wild percheron pony!
name和aim押韵。 And name rhymes with aim.
让她走吧。 And let her go.
哦,一个靶心! Oh, a bull's-eye!
显然是乌班吉人在供应燃料。 Evidently a ubangi in the fuel supply.
哦……嗯哼! Oh... ahem!
嗨……隐藏它。 Hi... hide it.
享受它吗? Enjoying it?
是的，是的，谢谢。他很聪明，不是吗? Yes, yes, thank you. He's very clever, isn't he?
是的,他是。他很少失误。什么? Yes, he is. He seldom misses. What?
哦,我的意思是…他还没有打中任何东西。 Oh, I mean... he hasn't hit anything yet.
你是什么意思?安静，安静，陌生人，陌生人。 What do you mean? Uh, quiet, quiet, stranger, stranger.
那是什么?我不认识那孩子。我不知道他是谁的。 What's that? I don't know the kid. I don't know whose he is.
哦,hi-Dee ho-Dee。我想重申的是，当我骑着这匹狂野的战马在擂台上跳跃的时候……没有危险。 Oh, hi-Dee ho-Dee. Better ioadee I wish to reiterate, whilst bounding around the ring on this wild percheron... The coast is clear.
哦，有烟必有火。 Oh, where there's smoke there's fire.
我会感觉更幸福。 I'd feel more rosy.
如果你在他八卦的时候打他。 If you'd hit him on the nosy.
哦,zasu咱…啊哦! Oh, zasu za... Uh-oh!
急停,孩子。滚开,滚开! Scram, kid. Scram, scram!
女士们先生们，我的表演到此结束。 That, ladies and gentlemen, concludes my performance.
哦! Oh!
我捕获了一群杂技演员! I bagged a covey of acrobats!
请再说一遍，小姐? I beg your pardon, miss. Huh?
你能告诉我哪里能找到鞭线吗? Can you tell me where I can find whipsnade?
嗯…不。 Uh... no.
我的名字叫shickelgruber。Gretchel shickelgruber。 My name's shickelgruber. Gretchel shickelgruber.
更广为人知的名字是水牛贝拉。 Better known as buffalo Bella.
我以为水牛贝拉是个大胡子女人。 I thought buffalo Bella was a bearded lady.
嗯,是的。我刚从理发店回来。 Uh, yes. I just came from the barbershop.
哦，他把我的胡子刮得这么干净，我感觉像裸体一样。 Oh, he gave me such a close shave, I feel naked.
嘿，过来。到这里来。 Hey, uh, come here. Come here.
等一下。不,等等。 Wait a minute. No, wait.
我想告诉你一件事。 I wanna tell you something.
我曾经是希克尔格鲁伯姐妹之一。 I used to be one of the shickelgruber sisters.
还记得希克尔格鲁伯姐妹吗?高高在上的翻滚? Remember the shickelgruber sisters? High and lofty tumbling?
不,不,不。松线吗? No, no, no. Slack wire?
说,听。地面tumb……你想为自己挣些诚实的钱吗? Say, listen. Ground tumb... Would you like to make a few honest dollars for yourself?
他们必须诚实吗? Do they have to be honest?
我买下了马戏团所有的信用账户，现在一切都在我掌控之中。 I bought up the credit accounts of this circus, and I'm in control of the situation.
现在，我想以一美元的十分买下你的借条。 Now, I'd like to buy up your ious for 10 cents on the dollar.
等我拥有了马戏团，我会让你成为明星，给你一半的利息，我们会把它改名为"水牛贝拉的狂野西部" When I own the circus, I'll make you the star, give you half interest, and we'll rename it "buffalo Bella's wild west."
那不是很有趣吗?哦，那太好了! Won't that be ducky! Oh, that would be wonderful!
你对别的男人有兴趣吗? Say, are you interested in any other man?
我不是你们想的那种女孩，你们这些婊子! I'm not the girl you take me for, you badems, you!
你badems ! You badems!
你老badems !和你。 You old badems! And you, too.
你badems !哎哟! You badems, you! Ouch!
你badems ! You badems!
我要拿走你的手表，把我的照片放进去! I'm gonna take your watch and put my picture in it!
我可能会回来的。 I'll be back sometime, maybe.
你好，维多利亚小姐!你怎么样? Hello there, miss Victoria! How are ya?
好,厄尼,谢谢。 Fine, Ernie, thanks.
你对这里很陌生。 You're quite a stranger around here.
那不是我的错。 That's not my fault.
你好,比尔。你好,亨利。维多利亚小姐。 Hello, bill. Hi, Henry. Miss Victoria.
梅菲!你要把我送上去，是吗? Murph! Gonna pass me right up, were you?
维姬小姐，我从没见过你。 Why, miss Vicky, I never knowed ya.
如果你告诉我爸爸在哪，我就原谅你。 Oh, I'll forgive you if you tell me where dad is.
我想他现在应该是配角了。很好。以后再见。 I reckon he oughta be in the sideshow by now. Fine. See ya later.
放开!放手，我告诉你! Let go! Let go, I tell ya!
哦,是你。没有一分钱。 Oh, it's you. Not another cent.
你们这些孩子真恶心! You kids are disgusting!
整天在这里晃来晃去，散发着爆米花和棒棒糖的味道。 Staggering around here all day, reeking of popcorn and lollipops.
来这里!我要它不是为了糖果!什么? Come here! I don't want it for candy! What?
我的小狗死了! My little dog died!
你的狗死了吗?好吧，我不在乎。 Your dog died? Well, I don't care.
来这里! Come here!
你的大象踩扁了他! Your elephant stepped on him and squashed him!
我的大象踩到了你的狗，把它压扁了?他在哪里? My elephant stepped on your dog and squashed him? Where is he?
我把他从门缝里塞了进去! I shoved him under the door!
你把他从门下塞了进去。啊,太恶心了! You shoved him under the door. Ah, that's disgusting!
在这里。这是一个季度。买另一只狗。 Here. Here's a quarter. Buy another dog.
它不是足够的! It ain't enough!
我想要一只大狗! I want a big dog!
大狗会咬你。现在走吧，离开…不! A big dog will bite you. Now go ahead, get away from... No!
住手，住手，住手，住手。 Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
去做吧。去买你的狗吧。 Go ahead. Go ahead and buy your dog.
等一下!那是你的狗，对吗? Wait a minute! That's your dog, isn't it?
我想他好转了。是的，我想是的。 I guess he got better. Yeah, I guess he did.
把钱还给我!来这里! Gimme back that money! Come here!
这是什么? What's this?
哈?哦，嗬，嗬，嗬。什么都失去了。 Heh? Oh, ho, ho, ho. Nothing's lost.
一切都好吧。 Everything's okay.
幸运的是，你穿了裙子，不然我就打爆你的鼻子。 Fortunate for you, you got a dress on, or I'd bust ya in the nose.
现在你可以亲眼看看了。 And now you can see for yourself.
他已经走了。但子弹从这把神奇手枪射出时，王公就会回来。 He has gone. But as quickly as the bullet flies from this magic pistol, the maharajah will return.
你离我太远了。 You missed me a mile.
在哪里? Where?
嗯,我,嗯…我的朋友，我们不能试图理解超自然现象。 Well, I, uh... My friend, we must not attempt to understand the supernatural.
但至少他消失了。 But at least he has disappeared.
有什么问题吗? Are there any questions?
-是的。-你怎么离开这里? - Yeah. - How do you get outta here?
查理,在这里。查理。 Charlie, right here. Charlie.
哦，你在哪里?在前面。 Oh, where are you? In front.
卑尔根，你不知道我经历了什么。 Oh, Bergen, you don't know what I've been through.
好了，现在，出来吧。好吧，我不能出来。 Well, now, come out of there. Well, I can't come out.
好吧,为什么不呢?我被钉子钩住了。 Well, why not? I'm caught on a nail.
不,你不是。是的,我是。请进，我指给你看。 No, you're not. Yes, I am. Come in and I'll show you.
查理，快出来。 Charlie, come on out here.
你能不能别胡闹了?为什么? Will you stop this monkey business? Why?
我们要继续下一个魔术。什么技巧? We have to go on with the next trick. What trick?
我就是在那里看到你分尸的。哦，那应该是……你做什么?哦，不，你不需要。查理。查理。 Well, it's where I saw you in two. Oh, that oughta be... You do what? Oh, no, you don't. Charlie. Charlie.
你能出来吗?我不是在这里。 Will you come out of there? I'm not here.
是的,你是。我在会议。 Yes, you are. I'm in conference.
喂，这是谁的主意?惠普斯奈德的吗? Say, whose idea was that? Whipsnade's?
是的。是的,这就够了。再见。 Yes. Yeah, that's enough. Goodbye.
查理!查理!嗯，放手，伯格……嘿,土包子!查理! Charlie! Charlie! Um, let go, berg... Hey, rube! Charlie!
不!他在我身上插了一刀! No! He stuck a knife in me!
呃，他插了一个… Eh, he stuck a...
那是谁?这是公主巴巴。 Who's that? That's Princess baba.
英航佤邦吗?不,爸爸。 Ba wa? No, baba.
咕咕。不。公主巴巴。她是我的新助理。 Goo goo. No. Princess baba. She's my new assistant.
她是吗?我的吗?当然可以。 She is? Mine, too? Certainly.
下一招她扶着你的头。 She holds your head in the next trick.
她做的吗?是的。 She does? Yes.
那你把我关在这里干什么?你说过…哦，来吧，来吧，来吧。现在不是闲聊的时候。我们走吧。 Well, what are you keeping me in here for? Well, you said that... Oh, come, come, come. This is no time for small talk. Let's get outta here.
好吧。哦，我不知道。 All right. Oh, I didn't know.
你好!你好! How do you do? How do you do?
你会小心的，好吗，爸爸? You will be careful, won't you, baba?
是的，我的小羊羔。 Yes, my little lamb.
咩咩，我想成为你的败家子。 Oh, baa-baa, I wanna be your black sheep.
嗯?哦,对不起。我的下一个实验，我会把小王公锯成两半。 Huh? Oh, excuse me. For my next experiment, I will saw the little maharajah in half.
是的，我是电锯环境的受害者! Yup, I'm a victim of saw-cumstances!
查理?看着我。嗯?我很忙。 Charlie? Look at me. Huh? I'm busy.
查理……急停。你会安全吗? Charlie... Scram. Will you scram?
不要害怕。 Don't be afraid.
答应我不会疼? Promise me it won't hurt?
我保证。 I promise.
为了科学什么都行。 Well, anything for science.
好的,卑尔根。是的。睡觉,睡觉。 Okay, Bergen. Yes. Sleep, sleep.
这是什么? Say, what is this?
哦。你在发呆。嗯? Oh. You're in a trance. Huh?
他说我出神了。 He's says I'm in a trance.
查理，我很想……你为什么不用呢?现在听着,查理。 Charlie, I've got a good mind to... Why don't you use it? Now listen, Charlie.
我知道你想要什么。再做一次。好吧。 Oh, I know what you want. Do it again. All right.
睡眠。是的。他……哦。哦。 Sleep. Yeah. He... uh-oh. Uh-oh.
哦! Oh!
如果您愿意的话，公主。 If you please, Princess.
猫头鹰 Owl
这箱子是用橡木做的。 The box is made of solid oak.
进来。 Come in.
看着这把锋利的钢锯子在小人的身体里锯出一条路来。 Watch this razor-sharp steel saw tear its way through the body of the little man.
哦!别担心。我在这里。 Ohhh! Don't worry. I'm here.
是啊，但该死，我来了。 Yes, but dash it all, I'm here.
-别理他。——嗯!粗鲁的人。 - Just ignore him. - Hmph! Bounder.
La di da La di da跷跷板马约莉寒鸦 La di da la di da seesaw Marjorie daw
你觉得疼吗?只是饥饿的痛苦，仅此而已。 Do you feel any pain? Just hunger pains, that's all.
嗯。直接穿过我的早餐。 Hmm. Cut right through my breakfast.
你看，这个小个子完全正常，所以我们继续。 You see the little man is perfectly normal, so we shall proceed.
我们现在正处于消化不良的状态。 We are now passing through the state of indigestion.
啊，够了。 Ah, that did it.
我现在把这两部分分开，向你证明这两者之间绝对没有联系，也没有欺骗。 I now separate the two halves to prove to you that there is absolutely no connection nor deception.
如果您愿意的话，公主。 If you please, Princess.
“啊，离别是如此甜蜜的忧伤。”莎士比亚。 "Ah, parting is such sweet sorrow." Shakespeare.
尽管身体不好，这个小个子仍然保持着他的全部能力。 In spite of his condition, the little man retains all his faculties.
我命令你，移动你的脚。 I command you, move your feet.
在哪里?在那里。 Where? Over there.
那是我的脚趾吗?是的。 Are those my tootsies? Yes.
哇! Gee!
移动你的脚。 Move your feet.
移动的脚。 Move the feet.
谁,我吗?不,不。 Who, me? No, no.
不,不是你。 No, not you.
嗯，我不知道。查理说,……哦,不! Well, I didn't know. Charlie said that... Oh, no!
-你在马戏团多久了?——什么? - How long have you been with the circus? - What?
太长了。事实上，我们…安静,安静。 Too long. In fact, we were... Quiet, quiet.
别理他。 Don't pay any attention to him.
哦，那是一场很好的表演。 Oh, it was a very nice performance.
非常感谢。 Thank you very much.
卑尔根。 Bergen.
能为这么可爱的观众工作是我的荣幸。 It's a pleasure to work for such a lovely audience.
谢谢你！你真的喜欢吗? Thank you. Did you really enjoy it?
哦，太棒了。哦。 Oh, it was splendid. Oh.
是的，我叫查理·麦卡锡。什么是你的吗?维姬。 Yeah, my name is Charlie McCarthy. What's yours? Vicky.
哦,太可爱了。查理。 Oh, that's cute. Charlie.
噢，维姬，伯根先生。卑尔根,维姬。 Oh, Vicky, Mr. Bergen. Bergen, Vicky.
你好!你好! How do you do? How do you do?
你知道吗，腹语一直让我着迷。 You know, ventriloquism has always fascinated me.
它有吗?嗯。 It has? Mmm.
好的，我很乐意为您解释。 Well, I'll be glad to explain it for you.
嗯，我很想知道，但说真的，我必须找到我的……哦,请留下来。 Well, I'd love to know, but really, I must find my... oh, please stay.
只需要一分钟。 It'll just take a minute.
是的。哦,是的。嗯,嗯,腹语术……它从这里开始，到这里。 Yeah. Oh, yes. Well, um, ventriloquism... It starts here and goes up here.
它从这里出来。它出现在那里，是的。 And it comes out here. It comes out there, yes.
告诉我，你怎么说话时不动嘴唇? Tell me, how do you talk without moving your lips?
你这要求也太过分了吧。 Oh, now you're asking quite a bit.
你问错人了。他也注意到了。 You're asking the wrong man. He's noticed it, too.
你的声音不是双重关节的，对吧? Your, uh, your voice isn't double-jointed, is it?
哦，不，不，不。不,不。 Oh, no, no, no. No, no.
嗯,这是,嗯…我能握住你的手吗? Eh, it's, uh... Well, may I have your hand?
现在，你可以感觉到我声带里的肌肉在收缩。 Now, you can feel the muscles contract in my vocal cords.
声带吗?哦,哦,是的。 Vocal cords? Uh, oh, yes.
是的。像这样。 Yes. Like this.
你是可爱的。那是从我身上出来的吗?嗯? You're lovely. Did that come out of me? Hmm?
我想我有点糊涂了。他说的……是的。 I'm a little confused, I guess. He's talking... yes.
你的声音能随便放吗? Uh, can you throw your voice just anywhere?
哦,当然。是的。 Oh, certainly. Yes.
你不坐下吗?在移动。 Won't you sit down? Move over.
是的，但是包装呢?稍后。算了吧。 Yeah, but how 'bout the packing? Later on. Forget it.
忘记……我就是这么想的。我就知道会这样。 Forget... that's what I thought. I knew this would come.
现在，只要你动动嘴唇，我就能让你说话。 Now, if you'll move your lips, I can make you talk.
你准备好了吗?准备好了。 Are you ready? Ready.
小女孩，你叫什么名字? What is your name, little girl?
维姬。 Vicky.
现在你知道我有多傻了吧。 Now you know how foolish I feel.
是不是傻? Isn't it silly?
演出结束后你能来见我吗?哦,现在……动动你的嘴唇。我来跟他们谈。 Would you meet me after the show? Oh, now... Just move your lips. I'll do the talking.
演出结束后见我好吗?我…我很乐意。 Will you meet me after the show? I... I'll be glad to.
完美的。我们的第一节课到此结束。 Perfect. Now that completes our first lesson.
有什么问题吗?是的。我入侵吗? Are there any questions? Yeah. Am I intruding?
你肯定是有的。 You certainly are.
嘿,惠普斯奈德! Hey, whipsnade!
嘿，你是被鞭打的吗? Hey, are you whipsnade?
Weinstub吗?不，不，不，鞭打。惠普斯奈德,你知道的。 Weinstub? No, no, no, whipsnade. Whipsnade, you know.
啊，你这个废物!是的! Ah, ya dump stoop! Ja!
对，你走开。我要打断你的喉咙。 Ja, you go away. I break your throat.
同时折断我的脚… And break my foot at the same...
我想如果重新来过，我们能做得更好。 I think we can do better if we start over again.
——是的。-我也是，走吧。 - Yes. - So do I. Let's go.
你别插手。哦,好吧,好吧。 You stay out of it. Oh, okay, okay.
你准备好了吗?准备好了。 Are you ready? Ready.
-你叫什么名字，小女孩?——维基! - What's your name, little girl? - Vicky!
噢,爸爸,亲爱的。 Oh, dad, darling.
我想我们该收拾行李了，是吧? I guess we'll pack now, huh?
你跟那边那两个邪恶的家伙说话干什么? Uh, what were you doing talking to the unholy two over there?
我只是停下来看他们表演。它们真的很棒，爸爸。 Oh, I just stopped to catch their act. They're marvelous, dad, really.
是吗?你很幸运能得到他们的帮助。 Yeah? Oh, you were fortunate in acquiring their services.
如果我们不参加他们的仪式就好了。 It will be fortunate if we don't attend their services.
你得先抓住我们，你这个…安静。 You have to catch us first, you big... quiet.
“必须先抓住我们。”你能想象吗?我恨他。 "Have to catch us first." Can you imagine that? I hate him.
马脸。放开我。 Horse face. Let go of me.
爸爸,为什么吗?他很好。哦，我们走这边。 Why, dad? He's nice. Oh, uh, let's go this way.
不会被打断。 Won't be interrupted.
对了，跟我说说你和菲尼亚斯的事。 By the way, tell me all about Phineas and yourself.
他为什么不跟你一起来? Uh, why didn't he come along with ya?
我说为什么不…他为什么不跟你一起来?哦。 I say why didn't, uh... Why didn't he come along with ya? Oh.
我想不出来。呃,什么? I can't figure it out. Eh, what?
哦,没什么。哦。是的。 Oh, nothing. Oh. Yeah.
我有时必须研读进化论。 I must read up on evolution sometimes.
嗯，这似乎不太对。 Well, it doesn't seem right.
你是说我们不辞职? You mean we're not gonna quit?
这样离开对惠普史纳德先生不公平。 Well, it wouldn't be fair to Mr. Whipsnade to leave like this.
为什么,你……你……哦，我明白了。我明白了。 Why, you... you... Oh, I get it. I get it.
她……她很漂亮，不是吗? She... she is beautiful, isn't she?
是的,她是。 Yes, she is.
当然，这与我的决定无关。 But of course, that had nothing to do with my decision.
哦,不,不!你说你要辞职，现在你…听着,查理。别跟我说话! Oh, no, no! You said you were gonna quit, and now you... Listen, Charlie. Don't talk to me!
你不想见见她妹妹吗? Don't you want to meet her younger sister?
女人和生意不能混为一谈，我…她有一个妹妹吗? Women and business don't mix, and I... Has she got a younger sister?
是的，而且很可爱。 Yes, and lovely too.
哦,哦。嗯。 Oh, oh. Hmm.
我现在开始明白你的意思了。 I'm beginning to see your point now.
这就是为什么我说我们不应该太草率。 That's why I say we shouldn't be too hasty.
不。我们不要做会让自己后悔的事。 No. Let's not do anything we'll be sorry for.
完全正确。你是对的。 Exactly. You're right.
这对惠普史纳德先生和他的女儿们不公平。 It wouldn't be fair to Mr. Whipsnade or his daughters.
流行吗?是的。 Catch on? Yes.
爸爸，一切都好吗?哦,很好,亲爱的。 How's everything going, dad? Oh, fine, dear.
昨晚，他们被挤得太紧了，他们不能这样鼓掌，只能这样鼓掌。 Last night, they were packed in so tightly, they couldn't applaud that way, they had to applaud this way.
让我来帮你。谢谢你，亲爱的。 Let me do that for ya. Oh, thank you, dear, yeah.
你需要有人照顾你。 You need someone to take care of you.
啊，完全相反。 Ah, quite the antithesis.
我的小李子。 My little plum.
我希望你能让我和你一起住。 I was hoping you'd let me come stay with you.
哦,不,亲爱的。不,亲爱的。 Oh, no, dear. No, dear.
我不能违背对你母亲的承诺。 I couldn't break that promise to your dear old mother.
我可不想让你们跟马戏团混在一起。还有一件事，菲尼亚斯跟我说的那个跟你混在一起的小屁孩怎么样了? Don't want you kids with the circus. And another thing, what's happened to that young squirt that Phineas tells me you're running around with?
我还是要跟他一起去。 Oh, I'm still going with him.
如果他很有钱，你为什么不嫁给他? If he's very rich, why don't you marry him?
你呢，爸爸? What about you, dad?
亲爱的，没人能取代你妈妈的位置。 Now, dear, nobody can ever take your mother's place.
而且，马戏团的生意很好。 Besides, the circus is doing great business.
我一分钱都不欠。 I don't owe a cent.
工资都支付到目前为止。我要我的钱! Salaries all paid up to date. I want my money!
什么?我要我的钱! What? I want my money!
对不起,亲爱的。好的，Pronkwonk先生。一直往前走。 Pardon me, dear. All right, Mr. Pronkwonk. Go right ahead.
我马上回来，亲爱的。 Be right back, dearest.
有100美元的零钱吗?不! Got change for a $100 bill? No!
这很好。 That's fine.
我给你发了薪水，你还是没变。 I offer you your salary and you haven't change.
这是破坏。 That's sabotage.
我只想要我的薪水。 All I want's my salary.
贪吃的人。 Glutton.
是的,不见得吧。是的,不见得吧。 Yes, indeedy. Yes, indeedy.
还有芹菜、橄榄和芥末。 You'll get your celery and olives and mustard too.
我马上就回来，亲爱的。是的,回来。 I'll be right back in a minute, dear. Yes, right back.
放开我，好吗? Let go of me, will ya?
Wipesnood先生! Mr. Wipesnood!
Wipesnood吗? Wipesnood?
windshade。嗯…惠普斯奈德。惠普斯奈德,是的。 It's windshade. Uh... Whipsnade. Whipsnade, yes.
是的,惠普斯奈德。 Yes, whipsnade.
先生，腹语师有一帐篷的口技。 Sir, the ventriloquist has got a tent full of ofays.
他说不下去了。为什么不呢? He can't go on. Why not?
他打嗝了。 He's got the Hiccups.
有打嗝吗? Got the hiccups?
告诉他我马上就来。 Tell him I'll be right over.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
别碰那个抽屉。 Don't touch that drawer.
怎么了，抢劫吗? What is it, a holdup?
不。我们只是想治好打嗝。 No. We were trying to cure our Hiccups.
恐怕我坚持不下去了。 I'm afraid I can't go on.
在这里。给我这个。 Here. Gimme this.
噢，别碰我!幼虫过冬! Oh, don't touch me! Grubs' winter quarters!
你为什么不用砂纸打磨那棵树呢? Why don't you sandpaper that whiffletree?
手指又被刺了。 Got a splinter in my finger again.
这很好。听着,查理。 That's good. Listen, Charlie.
-记住，他是老板。-我不在乎。 - Remember, he's the boss. - I don't Care.
总得有人继续下去。 Someone has to go On.
-那就让他瞎胡闹吧…- - -奥利弗。 - Well, let him monkey around with... - Oliver.
是的，你可以带走奥利弗。 Yes, you can have Oliver.
很好。我要奥利弗。 Very good. I'll take Oliver.
在这里。听我的。我马上过去。 Here. Put it at my pitch. I'll be right up there.
这倒提醒了我。我今晚必须订碎蟹。 That reminds me. I must order cracked crab for dinner tonight.
我们确实把他骗了，对吧? We certainly fooled him, huh?
是的。我们快去换衣服吧。维姬的等待。 Yes. Let's hurry up and get our clothes changed. Vicky's waiting.
哦,她是吗?是的。 Oh, is she? Yes.
她姐姐和她在一起吗? Is her sister with her?
谁?她妹妹。 Who? Her sister.
噢，维姬有妹妹吗? Oh, has Vicky a sister?
哦,是的。是的，她有一个可爱的……那是什么?为什么，你说她喜欢!哦，我很抱歉。 Oh, yes. Yes, she has a lovely... What's that? Why, you said she did! Oh, I'm sorry about that.
我必须这么做。 I had to do that.
怎么，你这个叛徒! Why, you double-crosser, you!
你，你，你，你这个无赖! You, you, you, you cad!
你,你,你……惠普斯奈德! You, you, you... whipsnade!
空中楼阁。 A little castle in the air.
不寻常的约会地点。 Unusual place for a rendezvous.
不同寻常但排斥。 Unusual but exclusive.
我告诉你一个秘密。 I'll let you in on a secret.
当我还是个小女孩的时候和爸爸的马戏团一起旅行，这里一直是我最喜欢的藏身之处。 When I was a little girl traveling with dad's circus, this was always my favorite hideaway.
哦。 Ooh.
有没有可能，你父亲在这里发现过你? By any chance, did your father ever find you up here?
哦,很多次。他做了吗? Ooh, many times. He did?
我们快离开这里! Let's get outta here!
没关系。有查理把风，我们就安全了。 It's all right. I think we're safe with Charlie as our lookout.
我觉得查理靠不住。他今天表现得很不愉快。 I don't think we can count on Charlie. He's acting very disagreeable today.
我不需要上来接受侮辱，谢谢。 I don't have to come up here to be insulted, thank you.
哦，查理，怎么了? Oh, Charlie, what's the matter?
我说了什么伤你感情的话吗? Have I said something to hurt your feelings?
不，没关系。这只是一件事。 No, it's all right. It's just a certain thing.
他在生闷气，因为我告诉他你有个妹妹。 He's sulking because I told him you had a sister.
现在，女士们先生们，跟我到讲台上去。 Now, ladies and gentlemen, follow me to this platform.
我们有很棒的…继续走了。我有它。好吧。 We have the great... keep on going. I have it. Okay.
女士们先生们，特别通知。 Ladies and gentlemen, special announcement.
在这个平台上，有一个了不起的口技高手。 On this platform, the great whipsnade, ventriloquist extraordinaire.
他的小朋友奥利弗会帮助他。 He will be assisted by his little friend, Oliver.
女士们先生们，鞭打伟大! Ladies and gentlemen, whipsnade the great!
女士们先生们，感谢你们在精神上和无声的接待。 Ladies and gentlemen, I thank you for this mental and silent reception.
惠普斯奈德先生吗? Mr. Whipsnade?
是的,奥利弗? Yes, Oliver?
我可以问你一个难题吗? May I ask you a conundrum?
为什么,当然,奥利弗。问吧，问我。它是什么? Why, certainly, Oliver. Go right ahead, ask me. What is it?
Whipsnade先生，为什么猫的尾巴像长途旅行? Mr. Whipsnade, why is a cat's tail like a long journey?
我不知道，奥利弗。 I don't know, Oliver.
为什么猫的尾巴像长途旅行? Why is a cat's tail like a long journey?
因为它从头到尾都是“毛皮”。 Because it's "fur" to the end.
因为它是…女士们先生们，你们觉得怎么样? Because it's... Ladies and gentlemen, what do you think of that?
一边喝酒一边唱歌。 Drinking and singing simultaneously.
它阻碍科学。 It baffles science.
继续,奥利弗。 Proceed, Oliver.
他一心想成为一名银行家，戴一顶高高的丝绸帽子。 His heart was set on becoming a banker and wearing a high silk hat.
你是怎么加入马戏团的? How did you come to join the circus?
我曾经是个有尊严的大学老师。 Well, I was a dignified college teacher.
有一天，我放下尊严，离开了鸡笼。 One day I dropped my dignity and flew the Coop.
不过和爸爸一起工作一定很有趣。 Must be fun working with dad, though.
哦! Oh!
是的，有爸爸，不是吗? Yes, there is dad, isn't there?
你说得对。 You can say that again.
你喜欢他，不是吗? You like him, don't you?
说服自己不要那样做。 Talk yourself out of that one.
他一定有一些很好的品质。 Well, he must have some fine qualities.
毕竟，你是他的女儿。 After all, you're his daughter.
也许她像她妈妈。 Maybe she takes after her mother.
哦,安静!你是一个注意。 Oh, quiet! You're a lookout.
所以你为什么不保持沉默，小心点? So why don't you keep quiet and look out?
是，是，先生，但你得小心。 Aye, aye, sir, but you look out.
他对富人和穷人一视同仁，这是不久之前的事。 And he treated rich and poor alike and it wasn't long before.
他凭自己的力量积累了将近一千美元。 He had accumulated nearly a thousand dollars in his own right.
走开，孩子，你画苍蝇。 Away, boy, you draw flies.
然后他要了他500美元，并告诉他那是。 Then he charged him five hundred dollars and told him that was.
几乎什么都没有。 Practically nothing.
他回到村子里。 He returned to the village.
去见他的旧情人。 To see his old sweetheart.
透过仿花边窗帘，她看上去油乎乎的。 She looked oily through the imitation lace curtains.
她获得了…在他离开的十年里，他的体重增加了。 She'd gained a... Pounds in the ten years he'd been away.
爸爸对我来说很重要。 Dad means a lot to me.
每当我不开心或者事情不顺利的时候，我就会直接去找他。 Whenever I'm upset or things don't go well, I run right to him.
他是我唯一可以依靠的人。 He's the one person I can always count on.
好吧，现在，等一下。你可以信赖我。 Well, now, wait a minute. You can count on me.
我知道,埃德加。 I know, Edgar.
我很感激你的忠诚。 I'm grateful for your loyalty.
Loyafiy吗? Loyafiy?
你是这么说的吗? Is that what you call it?
我应该叫它什么? What should I call it?
如果你问我，我会说这很糟。 Well, if you ask me, I call it mush.
我又没问你。反正我都告诉你了。 Well, I didn't ask you. Well, I told you anyway.
你为什么不保持安静呢? Why don't you keep quiet?
你为什么不告诉她你爱她，别再拐弯抹角了? Oh, why don't you tell her you love her and quit beating around the balloon?
好了，够了。好吧,我饿了。 Well, that's enough of that. Well, I'm hungry.
我掉了东西。 Whoop, I dropped something.
希望没撞到任何人，除了一个。 Hope it didn't hit anybody, except one.
棉布裙子…… Calico dress...
女士们先生们，我的表演到此结束。 Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes my performance.
我打通了他。 I'll cleave him.
两个铃铛，两根雪茄! Two bells and two cigars!
你做了什么?打五…小心,小心,小心! What did you do? Hit five... Jiggers, jiggers, jiggers!
不,不,不! No, no, no!
想轻松赚5美元? Want to make an easy $5?
确定。我要你帮我砍些木头。 Sure. I want you to chop some wood for me.
跟我来。确定。 Follow me. Sure.
我不明白那家伙为什么打我们。 I can't understand why that fellow hit us.
是的。天啊，他都不给我一个侮辱他的机会。 Yeah. Gee, he didn't even give me a chance to insult him.
我刚睁开眼睛，一只拳头就飞了进来。 I just opened my eye, and a fist flew in.
一定是搞错了。 Must have been a mistake.
是的,当然,当然。 Yeah, sure, sure.
你知道我怎么想的吗?我闻到了啮齿动物的味道，我说的是鞭刑。 You know what I think? I smell a rodent, and I do mean whipsnade.
我觉得他不会做那种事的。 Oh, I don't think he would do anything like that.
卑尔根，别太天真了。 Bergen, don't be so naive.
亲爱的维多利亚，有只黄鼠狼把我午餐的软木塞拿走了。 Victoria dear, some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
然后一个iumpoc来了，把它弄得到处都是。 Then a iumpoc comes along and spills it all over the place.
我累坏了。我…说真的，爸爸，你和你的小弟弟… I was fit to be tied. I... Honestly, dad, you and your iumpoc...
他可能在这里。是的。 He might be in here. Yeah.
我告诉你。你绕过去，我过去。 I'll tell you what. You go around, and I'll go through.
对，我们把他关起来。 Yeah, we'll bottle him up.
好了，最后一声dab。 There, that's the last dab.
是啊，我讨厌每一个节拍。 Yeah, and I resents every dab.
你会怎么做?好吧,忘了它吧。是的。是的。 You do? Well, forget it. Yeah. Yeah.
想看看你自己吗?我不在乎我看起来怎样。 Want to look at yourself? I don't care how I look.
哦，你看起来很可爱。 Oh, you look very cute.
我不…我不在乎，我不在乎……该死，是我吗? I don't... I don't care, I don't... Doggone, is that me?
好吧，闭嘴! Well, shut my mouth!
你知道吗，我确实看起来挺可爱的。 Say, you know, I do look kind of cute.
是的,你做的事情。 Yes, you do.
你这个小流氓。Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah ! You little rascal you. Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!
是的,甜……哦。 Yeah, sweet... uh-oh.
老橡胶鼻子来了。 Here comes old rubber nose.
把你的金牙藏起来。 Hide your gold teeth.
你好,埃德加。哦,你好。 Hello, Edgar. Oh, hello.
你好查尔斯我的小茄子 Hello, Charles, my little eggplant.
是的,你好。 Yeah, hello.
昨晚我们穿过隧道的时候，小家伙把他的小不点放在窗外了? Little nipper have his napper out the window last night as we went through the tunnel?
是的。这不是有趣的。我涂黑了。 Yeah. That ain't funny. I'm blacked up.
哦，他有一只老鼠……你的眼睛上也有一只老鼠。 Oh, he's got a mouse... why, you have a mouse on your eye also.
是啊，我们也知道是谁干的。 Yeah, and we know the rat who did it too.
是的，他当然是应得的……我为这个小家伙感到心痛。 Yes, he certainly earned his... My heart bleeds for the little chap.
嘿,你。看到这附近有鞭痕吗? Hey, you. Seen whipsnade around here?
嗯?惠普斯奈德! Huh? Whipsnade!
一个长着红大鼻子的胖家伙。 Fat fellow with a big red nose.
是的。Ah-ya-ya-ya-ya ! Yeah. Ah-ya-ya-ya-ya!
进来,警长。我想我们能帮到你们。 Come in, sheriff. I think we can help y'all.
锄着棉花和玉米…… Hoeing in the cotton and the corn the corn...
是的。 Yes.
如果我指出鞭刑对你有什么意义? What's it worth to you if I point out whipsnade?
如果你指出他，我就给你5美元。 I'll give you $5 if you point him out.
五个娃娃……我的小木兰花，这是我欠你的十块钱。 Five doll... Ah, my little magnolia twig, here's the $10 I owe you.
只是碰巧想到了。 Just happened to think of it.
嗯，谢谢你，…嗯? Well, thank you, Mr... Huh?
谢谢你,先生…… Thank you, Mr...
原谅我。我咳嗽了。 Pardon me. I've got a cough.
你不会给我20个吧? You wouldn't give 20, would you?
查尔斯!我要你帮我拿着帽子，等我回来。 Charles! I want you to hold my hat until I return.
哦!哦!让我出去。 Oh! Oh! Let me outta here.
我是盲目的。 I'm blind.
嘿,老板。别叫我“马”。 Hey, boss. Don't call me "horse."
现在，做一个可爱的小黑人，你一直都是。 Now, be the loving, little pickaninny you've always been.
带这些先生们参观马戏团。 Show these gentlemen around the circus.
他们想找到惠普史纳德先生，那个企业家。企业家? They want to find Mr. Whipsnade, the entrepreneur. Entrepreneur?
是的，是的，快，快，快，快。来,来,来。 Yes, yes, quick, quick, quick, quick. Come, come, come.
哦，这边走。先生们，他会告诉你们的。 Oh, right this way. Gentlemen, he'll show you.
没什么好担心的。他会告诉你该去哪里。 Nothing to worry about. He'll show you just where to go.
我不管，我能赚十块钱。是的，他会告诉你的。 I don't care, I got ten bucks out of it. Yes, he'll show you.
我得到了……把钱给我，你这个叛徒!给我! I got... give me my money, you rat! Give it to me!
不!不!警长!警长! No! No! Sheriff! Sheriff!
闭嘴! Shut up!
颅脑|“c anabo” Hesa "c anabo"|
警长!警长先生，他还拿了我的帽子。 sheriff! Mr. Sheriff, he's got my hat too.
让他,卑尔根!得到他! Get him, Bergen! Get him!
好吧。好吧。给，女王，大象的鱼子酱。 All right. All right. Here, queenie, some elephant's caviar.
要不要随你。 Take it or leave it.
我的帽子!给,奎尼! My hat! Give, queenie!
停止,奎尼!停止,女王! Cease, queenie! Cease, queen!
想他了，该死的。 Missed him, darn it.
谢谢你,查尔斯。 Thank you, Charles.
我会派几只宠物海狸来陪你玩。 I shall send over a couple of pet beavers to romp with you.
我是无辜的，我发誓。 I'm innocent, so help me.
是的，我想那是窃窃私语的松树发出的哀鸣，在说:“给，女王!” Yes, I suppose it was the whine through the whispering pines that said, "give, queenie!"
停止,奎尼!停止,女王! Cease, queenie! Cease, queen!
你不该说"给，女王" You shouldn't say, "give, queenie!"
停止,奎尼!停止,女王! Cease, queenie! Cease, queen!
红鼻子!让他,长官! Red nose! Get him, sheriff!
再也骗不了我们了，鞭子小子。把它。 Can't fool us any longer, whipsnade. Take it.
站开! Stand clear!
这个马戏团已经成立了，我来给你发传票。 This circus is attached, and I'm serving you with this summons.
那次给他吃了。 Served it on him that time.
你没有服侍过我。你奎尼服役。 You haven't served me. You served queenie.
嘿，你会为此付出代价的! Hey, you'll pay for this!
Obstructin“正义!是吗? Obstructin' justice! Yeah?
是啊，我们会拿着报纸把你送进监狱，那才是你该去的地方! Yeah, we'll come back with a paper that will put you in jail where you belong!
嗯,那很好。如果我不在这里，就别等我。 Well, that's fine. If I'm not here, don't wait for me.
请稍等。 Wait a minute, please.
马戏团负债多少? How much is the circus in debt?
3500美元。为什么? $3,500. Why?
我只是想知道。谢谢你！ I just wanted to know. Thank you.
哦! Oh!
什么?你……你会吗? What? You... You will?
噢，维姬，亲爱的，你使我成为世界上最幸福的人。 Oh, Vicky darling, you've made me he happiest person in the world.
我们就定在星期六晚上。 We'll make it Saturday night.
很好。 Fine.
好吧,再见,亲爱的。 Well, good-bye, darling.
哦! Oh!
鲁滨逊，我要结婚了! Robinson, I'm going to be married!
很好，先生。您的茶。 Very good, sir. Your tea.
不! No!
爸爸，爸爸，我要结婚了! Father, father, I'm going to get married!
为什么? Why?
她说话时我不得不站在那里。 I had to stand there while she talked.
现在我明白是什么导致了分离。 Now I can understand what caused the separation.
她是那种不停说话的女人。 She's one of those women who never stop talking.
妈妈!妈妈!罗杰，妈妈在说话。她看上去怎么样? Mother! Mother! Roger, mother is talking. How did she look?
我不是那种喜欢谈论任何人的女人，但她的头发…妈妈，我要结婚了。 Oh, well, I'm not the kind of woman who wants to talk about anyone, but her hair... mother, I'm going to get married.
真的吗?多好。女孩,…你是说结婚了吗?星期六晚上。 Really? How nice. Well, girls, it... Married, did you say? Saturday night.
星期六吗?哦，那太好了。 Saturday? Oh, that'll be lovely.
反正我们要开派对。 We're having the party anyway.
当然，你们都要来。哦，亲爱的，这条裙子太糟糕了。 Of course, you're all coming. Well, dear, this dress was atrocious.
我听说她会等到大减价。 I hear she waits for all the sales.
那不是她唯一在等的。 That's not the only thing she waits for.
真的，你会感到震惊。 Really, you would be shocked.
罗杰? Roger?
罗杰! Roger!
那不像那个傻孩子吗?他忘了告诉我他要和谁结婚了，是吗? Isn't that like the silly boy? He forgot to tell me who he's marrying, or did he?
不,他没有。嗯,太太Smythe…… No, he didn't. Well, Mrs. Smythe...
好戏要上演了! Big show is now going on!
好戏要上演了! The big show is now going on!
好戏要上演了!大秀……是的,夫人。儿童半价。 The big show is now going on! The big show... Yes, lady. Children half price.
正门就在左边。谢谢你！ Main entrance right over to the left. Thank you.
真可惜你亲爱的妈妈不能在这里和我们分享这喜悦，亲爱的。 What a pity your dear mother isn't here to share this joy with us, dear.
她是第一个穿马裤配晚礼服的女人。 She's the first woman to ever wear jodhpurs with an evening basque.
她同时还带着马鞭。 She carried a riding crop at the same time.
她有次用它打了我的头。 She hit me over the head with it once.
我还以为我在跟剧中的一个女孩调情呢。 Thought I was flirting with one of the girls in the show.
不过，这没什么可说的。 There was nothing to it, though.
她会成为你婚礼上万众瞩目的焦点。 She would have been the cynosure of all eyes at your wedding.
对不起,爸爸。我想在走之前去看看埃德加和查理。 Excuse me, dad. I want to go over and see Edgar and Charlie before I go.
啊…他们在气球那边等我。 Ah... they're waiting for me over at the balloon.
哦，好吧，亲爱的。我现在就去那儿。 Oh, well, all right, dear. I'm going there now.
在这里你包。我会把它们带回来的。 You pack here. I'll bring 'em back with me.
好吧。我马上带他们回来。 All right. I'll be right back with 'em.
我把他们俩都带来。 I'll bring 'em both here.
哦，维姬，维姬，维姬。我听到的都是薇姬。 Oh, Vicky, Vicky, Vicky. All I hear is Vicky.
查理，你还不明白吗? Well, Charlie, don't you understand?
是的，我明白了。 Yeah, I get it.
爱,是吗?是的，查理，我觉得这次真的发生了。 Love, huh? Yes, Charlie, I think it's really happened this time.
可怜的孩子，可怜的孩子。 Poor boy, poor boy.
查理，你可以帮我。 Well, Charlie, you could help me.
好的，我会的。 All right, I will.
但如果我对鞭打很好，也就是要求很多…是吗? But if I'm nice to whipsnade, which is asking plenty... Yes?
然后你向维姬求婚…是吗?她拒绝了你…嗯…那你会辞职吗? And you propose to Vicky... Yes? And she turns you down... Well... then will you quit?
当然可以。那就没什么好留恋的了。 Of course. Then there'll be nothing to stay for.
好吧，一言为定。好吧。 Okay, it's a deal. All right.
你会很乐意被鞭打的。 And you will be sweet to whipsnade.
我不仅会很贴心。我将会令人作呕。 I'll be more than sweet. I'll be sickening.
我明白了。 I see.
我甚至会……哦。说到臭鼬，它来了。 I'll even go so far as... Uh-oh. Speak of the polecat and there he is.
下午好，查尔斯，我的夜花茉莉。 Good afternoon, Charles, my night-blooming Jasmine.
我的鼻孔因你刺鼻的香气而颤动。 My nostrils quiver at your pungent aroma.
噢,谢谢你。这真是一种赞美。 Oh, thank you. That's quite a compliment.
考虑到他鼻子的大小。 Considering the size of his nose.
你知道吗，惠帕斯纳德先生查理和我刚说我们应该忘记我们之间的不快。 You know, Mr. Whipsnade Charlie and I were just saying that we should forget this ill feeling between us.
三世feeliln吗?我从来没有听到过任何吹毛求疵的说法。 III feeliln? G I have never been conscious of any quibblings.
哦，那很好，不是吗? Oh, that's fine, isn't it?
是的,我希望。 Yes, I hope.
我们知道在你粗糙的外表下跳动着一颗诚实温柔的心。做得好。 We know beneath your rough exterior there beats an honest and tender heart. Nice going.
谢谢你，谢谢你，埃德加。 Oh, thank you, thank you, Edgar.
我顶了。 I'll top it.
我们认为你是世界上最软的水煮蛋。 We think you're the softest hard-boiled egg in the world.
这是怎么回事?谢谢你，查尔斯。 How's that? Oh, thank you, Charles.
谢谢你的那些可爱的小东西。 Thank you for those sweet pretties.
你知道卑尔根对维姬是那样的。 You know Bergen is that way about Vicky.
哦,是吗?是的,我……他正在等着向她求婚。 Oh, yes? Yes, I... He's waiting to propose to her now.
是的，我希望成为你的女婿。 Yes, I have hopes of being your son-in-law.
青春里，希望春色永恒。 In youth, hope Springs eternal.
一提到她的名字，他就飘飘然起来。 At the mere mention of her name, he rises to ethereal heights.
这正是我想要的! That's what I had in mind!
的帮助!的帮助!的帮助! Help! Help! Help!
代我向圣彼得致敬。 Give my ethereal respects to St. Peter.
一个人,帮助!的帮助!的帮助!的帮助! Somebody, help! Help! Help! Help!
如何……我们松!的帮助!的帮助!的帮助!的帮助! How... We're loose! Help! Help! Help! Help!
见鬼! Drat!
的帮助!的帮助! Help! Help!
我们松!的帮助! We're loose! Help!
哦! Oh!
滚出去!跳板! Get out! Gangway!
爸爸，到底是怎么回事? Dad, what on earth?
埃德加和查理呢?他们给我们来了一枪! Where's Edgar and Charlie? They've taken a run-out powder on us!
据可靠消息，他们带着我们的气球逃走了。 I understand on very good authority they have absconded with our balloon.
来吧。我们走吧。 Come on. Let's go.
爸爸，我真不敢相信。 Dad, I can't believe it.
不,这是难以置信的。 No, it's incredible.
但就像利特瓦克奶奶常说的，永远不要相信口技师或理发师。 But as grandma litvak used to say, never trust a ventriloquist or a barber.
来吧,让我们……我们走吧。看你自己。来吧! Come on, let's... let's go. Watch yourself. Come on!
哦! Oh!
看,查理。哎呀，他是故意的。 Look, Charlie. Why, he did it on purpose.
我同意你的看法。 I agree with you.
你觉得他会因为我做他女婿而不高兴吗? Do you suppose he resented the idea of my being his son-in-law?
从我现在的处境来看，我想是的。 Yeah, well, from where I am now, I'd say, yes.
我知道你会很高兴的，维姬。 I know you're going to be very happy, Vicky.
爸爸……来吧，勇敢点。勇敢。 Dad... Come on, now, be brave. Be brave.
你知道，结婚就像买一匹新马，或者去一个陌生的酒馆，有时候……不是那样的，爸爸。我… You know, getting married is like buying a new horse or going into a strange saloon, sometimes... It's not that, dad. I...
今晚见，爸爸。好了,亲爱的。 I'll see you tonight, dad. All right, dear.
再见。 Good-bye.
他确实把我们和地球分开了…噢! He certainly separated us from terra... ooh!
你不害怕，是吗? You're not scared, are you?
卑尔根，现在不是撒谎的时候也不是时候。 Bergen, this is neither the time nor place for lying.
哇!哇!哇! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
做点什么!噢! Do something! Ooh!
那是什么?那是什么?我们撞上什么东西了! What was that? What was that? We hit something!
我们打…不,不。 We hit... no, no.
那是什么?哦。 What was that? Oh.
可能是一个气穴。 Probably an air pocket.
是啊，口袋里有个底。 Yeah, a pocket has a bottom in it.
哦!哦!这是必须停止。 Oh! Oh! That's gotta stop.
什么?哦!那不是很好。 What? Oh! That's no good.
这样就行了。怎么了，查理? That's gonna do it. What's the matter, Charlie?
我的做法晕船。 I'm gettin' seasick.
你的意思是晕机? You mean airsick?
有什么区别呢?我病了。 What's the difference? I'm sick.
我不知道该怎么办。 I don't know what to do.
我做!抱着我! I do! Hold me!
把我扔出去，卑尔根。 Just throw me out, Bergen.
哦!挂在紧!挂在…噢!哎哟!噢! Oh! Hang on tight! Hang on... Ooh! Ouch! Ooh!
噢!噢! Ooh! Ooh!
嘿!你在这里做什么? Hey! What are you doing here?
我是一个偷渡者。一个偷渡者吗? I'm a stowaway. A stowaway?
是的。y Wh ? Yeah. Wh y?
我不知道。查理说……哦,来吧。 I don't know. Charlie said... Oh, come on.
很好。好吧，好吧。 Fine sort of thing. All right, all right.
有什么事吗? What's the matter?
有很多问题。我们在一个自由的气球里。 There's plenty the matter. We're in a free balloon.
免费的吗?没有人拥有它吗? Free? Don't nobody own it?
哦,不。我的意思是我们在一个失控的气球里。 Oh, no. What I mean is we're in a runaway balloon.
哦,一个失控的。让她跑了。 Oh, a runaway. Let her run.
这是解开。 It's untied.
是吗?你为什么不再把她绑起来? Yeah? Well, why don't you tie her up again?
哦，啧啧，啧啧。 Oh, tsk, tsk, tsk.
看来你等得太久了? Guess you waited too long, huh?
是的，你可以这么说。 Yes, you might say that.
绳子在哪里? Where's the rope?
这就是它。它是被切断。 That's just it. It's been cut.
被切断?是的。 Been cut? Yes.
是什么阻碍了我们? What's holding us up?
好吧，气囊是。 Well, the gasbag is.
气囊?是的。 Gasbag? Yeah.
气囊。哦，是的，哦，是的。 Gasbag. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
是什么把气囊举起来的? What holds the gasbag up?
好吧，气体让它悬浮。是吗? Well, gas holds it up. Yeah?
气体比空气轻，这就是为什么我们会上升。 Gas is lighter than air, and that's why we rise.
这就是气球的原理。 That's the principle of a balloon.
啧啧。不!是的。 Tsk. No! Yes.
气体轻于空气，原理是气球。是的。 Gas lighter than air, the principle of a balloon. Yes.
不，我认为这行不通。 No, I don't think it'll work.
当然可以了。它不是普通的气体。 Oh, of course it'll work. It's not ordinary gas.
哦! Oh!
不适合做饭。不! No good for cooking. No!
莫蒂默，你能闭嘴吗? Will you cut it out, Mortimer?
有什么事吗?你想吃猪排吗，查理? What's the matter? You want a pork chop, Charlie?
他在生什么气? What's he sulking about?
哦，别管那个了。重要的是，我们怎么下去? Oh, never mind that. The important thing is, how are we going to get down?
好,让我们看看。 Well, let's see.
我可以爬到袋子上面把它推下去。 I could climb up on top of the bag and push it down.
哦,不。没有? Oh, no. No?
你怎么能这么无知? How can you be so ignorant?
嗯，啧啧，这可不容易。 Well, tsk, it ain't easy.
不! No!
等一下,孩子们!挂在! Hang on, boys! Hang on!
的帮助! Help!
气球承受不了这种压力。 The balloon can't stand this strain.
哦，我也不知道。 Oh, well, neither can I.
我们得跳下去。 We'll have to jump.
跳吗?老兄，你会自杀的。 Jump? Man, you'll kill yourself.
我这儿有一堆座位。 Well, I have a seat pack here.
那有什么好处?这能救我们的命。 What good is that? Well, it'll save our life.
那个小垫子吗?是的! That little cushion? Yes!
是吗?好吧，把它扔了。 Yeah? Well, throw it out.
但你得很聪明才能着陆。 But you gotta be pretty smart to land on it.
哦，你和莫蒂默一样坏。这是一个降落伞。 Oh, you're as bad as Mortimer. This is a parachute.
哦,一个降落伞。 Oh, a parachute.
是的。是的。 Yeah. Yeah.
它会打开。 It'll open up.
是的,你希望。 Yeah, you hope.
是啊，你要跳下去还是留下来? Yes, well, are you jumping or are you staying?
好吧，我…我,呃…我,呃…你打算做什么？我要跳了。 Yeah, well, I'll, uh... I'll, uh... I'll, uh... What are you going to do? I'm going to jump.
是的。是的。 Yeah. Yes.
好的,我们跳。好吧,。这就是我想知道的。 Okay, we're jumping. All right, then. That's what I wanted to know.
等一下，我们马上就可以出发了。 Now, hang on, we'll be ready to go in a minute.
我在篮子里唱的是一张纸，一张纸。 A tisket, a tasket I'm singin' in the basket.
像一只小鸟。 Like a little birdy.
我在天空中飞翔。天空，天空。 I'm flyin' through the sky. The sky, the sky.
好吧。我们开始吧。 All right. Here we go.
哇! Whoa!
哇,哇,哇。 Whoa, boy, whoa.
你不跳吗，莫蒂默? Aren't you jumping, Mortimer?
不，我喜欢这里。 No, I like it up here.
他会的，笨蛋，我很多愁善感。 He would, the sap. I'm sentimental.
现在就把它打开。好吧，我告诉你，首先我们跳，数五…是的。 Well, open up that thing now. All right, I tell you, first we jump, count five... yeah.
然后我们拉这个环。 And then we pull this ring.
哦,男孩。越来越复杂了，不是吗? Oh, boy. It's getting more complicated all the time, isn't it?
五个!五,五,五! Five! Five, five, five!
一个……五个! One... five!
不,保持安静。两个……五个! No, keep quiet. Two... five!
三。哇! Three. Whoa!
如果你不拉那条线，那就毫无意义。 It don't mean a thing if you don't pull that string.
五，五，五，五!好吧,五个。 Five, five, five, five! All right, five.
哦,男孩。 Oh, boy.
你看，你们什么都不怕。 See, you were all scared about nothing.
哦，谁害怕了? Oh, who was scared?
那把伞不会翻过来，对吗? Say that umbrella won't turn inside out, will it?
不，不，我告诉你，没什么好担心的。 No, no, I tell you, there's nothing more to worry about.
好吧，我不担心，卑尔根。你知道我。哈,哈,哈! All right, I don't worry, Bergen. You know me. Ha, ha, ha!
是的。现在有一件事要记住。是吗? Yeah. There's one thing to remember now. Yeah?
我们撞到地面时，把你的膝盖抬起来。 When we strike the ground, pull your knees up.
是的。这些我都知道。 Yeah. I know all about that.
这样你就不会摔断腿了。 That's so you won't break a leg.
是啊，这很符合逻辑…那是什么? Yeah, well, that's logical... What's that?
哦!哦!哦,拜托!哦! Oh! Oh! Oh, please! Oh!
没关系……哦，我看不见! It's all right... Oh, I can't see!
快逃命吧，凯莉。 Jump for your life, Kelly.
来了一个! Here comes one!
哦!哦! Oh! Oh!
哦!哦!哦! Oh! Oh! Oh!
把这东西从我头上拿开。 Get this thing off my head.
嘿，怎么了? Hey, what's the matter here?
请,谢谢! Please, please!
女士，我无能为力。 Lady, there's nothing I can do.
但我得离开这里。 But I've got to get out of here.
这是一个自由的国家。 It's a free country.
都是我的错。你可以放了她。 It was all my fault. You can let her go.
你得等法官来。 You have to wait until the judge gets here.
你一小时前就说过了。 You said that an hour ago.
我再说一遍! And I'll say it again!
哥萨克。 Cossack.
那是什么? What's that?
你不该对这位先生那样说话。 You shouldn't talk that way to this gentleman.
那么我能用一下你的电话吗? Then can I use your telephone?
你得等到法官…直到法官来。 You'll have to wait until the judge... Until the judge gets here.
嗯?没有?好吧。 Huh? No? All right.
市长，市长，我希望你在仪式上站在这里。 Oh, mayor, mayor, I want you to stand here during the ceremony.
如果你上来，大家。它很快就会…罗杰?罗杰在哪儿?罗杰!哦，是的，妈妈，是的。 If you come up here, everybody. It'll soon be... Roger? Where's Roger? Roger! Oh, yes, mother, yes.
罗杰，我要你和维多利亚沿着这里走。 Roger, now, I want you and Victoria to walk along here, see.
来了……维多利亚在哪里?她的迟到。 Here comes... Where is Victoria? She's late.
晚吗?但她不能在自己的婚礼上迟到。 Late? But she can't be late at her own wedding.
别激动，亲爱的。谁开始兴奋了? Don't get excited, my dear. Oh, who's getting excited?
大家别站在这儿。你知道，他们很快就会来的。 Don't stand here, everybody. They'll soon be here, you know.
你想见我吗? Did you want to see me?
是的,我做到了。 Yes, I did.
由于你无可指责的正直和敏锐的商业眼光…你知道那是什么，对吧? On account of your unimpeachable integrity and business perspicacity... You know what that is, don't ya?
这很好。正因如此，今晚我要让你负责马戏团我要去帕西米奇宣布我女儿的婚事。 That's fine. On account of that, I'm going to leave you in charge of the circus tonight whilst I go over to pasimicoy and announce my daughter's marriage.
如果有人来找我，你就说，嗯，他就在附近。 If anybody comes around here and asks for me, you just say, um, he's around the place somewhere.
你会记得的，对吧? You can remember that, can't ya?
如果他们过来找我，你要怎么跟他们说? Well, what are you gonna say to them if they come around and ask for me?
没关系。这是更好的。 That's okay. That's even better.
我会及时回来，像往常一样把演出赶出城。 I'll be back in time to get the show out of town as usual.
停止……什么是你…别说了，好吗? Stop... what are you... Stop it, will ya?
你的问题是，年轻人，你有太多的独裁者的想法。 Trouble with you, young man, is you got too much of the dictator in ya.
这是你的斗篷，老大。 Here's your cape, boss.
谢谢。把那件外套给我。 Thanks. Give me that coat.
别那样递给我，举起来! Don't hand it to me that way, hold it up!
今晚家里怎么样? So, how's the house tonight?
我们有过最多的观众。 Biggest crowd we ever had.
这很好。是啊，他们都属于某个小旅馆。 That's fine. Yeah, they all belong to some kind of lodge.
是啊，正在招分会成员。 Yeah, getting lodge members now.
是啊，翻领套。 Yeah, the, uh, lapel pullers.
翻领车夫?从没听说过。 Lapel pullers? Never heard of 'em.
他们就这样走了进去。 They just do that and walk right in.
哦,他们是警察。把我的斗篷给我。 Oh, they're coppers. Give me my cape.
我刚给你了。 I just gave it to you.
给它……在哪里? Give it... where is it?
我不…在这里!给我! I don't... There it is! Give it to me!
我恨你。 I hate you.
如果你们在我周围造反，我就把你们两个都关在地上。 I'll cleave you to the ground, the both of you, if you start a mutiny around me.
今晚那个把苹果顶在头上的男孩怎么了? What happened to the boy that held the apple on his head tonight?
我射得有点低。 I shot a little low.
正中他的腹部。 Hit him right down there in the abdomen.
是的。 Yes.
是的。别问这么多问题。 Yes. Don't ask so many questions.
警长,在这里。 Sheriff, over here.
好吧。看看天然气和石油?来吧,女王。 Okay. Look at the gas and oil? Come on, queen.
阻止那个人!阻止那个人。 Stop that man! Stop that man.
拦住车里的那个人! Stop that man in the chariot!
别让马车上的那个人跑了! Don't let that man in the chariot get away!
警长，你回去把你的人叫来。我去开车。 Hey, sheriff, you go back and get your men. I'll get the car.
维多利亚很快就要来了。 Victoria will be here very soon.
我们只是在等她。贝尔古迪夫人，我相信她马上就到。 We're just waiting for her. Mrs. Bel-goodie, I'm sure she'll be here any moment.
你看，她和爸爸一起开车来的。 You see, she's motoring down with father.
父亲吗? Father?
哇,女王! Whoa, queen!
来，接管这些缰绳，马夫。 Here, take over these reins, groom.
等一下。 Wait a minute.
门把手放在那地方真有意思。 That's a funny place to have a doorknob.
我明白了。 I get it.
好了。 There you are, okay.
先生,你的卡。 Your card, sir.
卡吗?我不需要卡片。 Card? I don't need a card.
凡是人们讲文明语言的地方，鞭蛇的名字就家喻户晓。 Wherever people speak a civilized tongue, the name of whipsnade is a household word.
要不要随你。 Take it or leave it.
嗯,很好。 Well, well.
简陋的小屋。 What a wickiup.
嗯?好吧，再来一次，拜托。请再给他们打一次电话。 Huh? Oh well, just once more, please. Ring them once more, please.
嗯,嗯…等一下。 Well, well... wait a minute.
在广告上给我折扣吧。只是休息一下。 Give me a break on the advertising. Just a little break.
把它放在这里。非常谦虚。 Put it up this way. Very modest.
只有黑白的，没有彩色的。 Just in black and white, no colors.
把它放在那边。 Put it over there.
酒吧在哪里? Where's the bar?
菲尼亚斯,我的儿子!这是我一生中最自豪的时刻。 Phineas, my son! This is the proudest moment of my life.
我也很高兴见到你，爸爸。 I'm glad to see you too, dad.
他们的小货车真棒。暴徒在哪里?嘘! What a wickiup they have. Where's the mob? Shh!
他们在里面，爸爸。安静。 They're in there, dad. Quiet.
维姬在哪儿?她马上就到。她精心打扮。 Where's Vicky? She'll be here in half a tick. She's primping up.
今晚很多人的脖子都被洗了。 A lot of necks washed here tonight.
等一下。你在那里做什么?等一下。 Wait a minute. What are you doing there? Wait a minute.
来这里,爸爸。我离开那斗篷是为了登个小广告。 Come here, dad. I was leaving that cape there for a little advertisement.
听着，你知道这些人是社会人士。 Now, look, you know these people are society people.
我知道。“精英中的精英。” I know. "The creme de la creme."
他们有所谓的“贵族义务”。 They have what they call "noblesse oblige."
我们的马戏团也有杂技演员。 We have acrobats with our circus too.
我知道，但是，爸爸，他们不知道你是马戏团的，所以请别提了。 I know, but, dad, they don't know you're in the circus, so please don't mention it.
我嘴唇上有颗纽扣。 I got a button on my lip.
我告诉他们你贩卖野生动物。 I told them that you deal in wild animals.
他们认为你是个大猎手。 They think you're a big game hunter.
哦!交给我吧。如果让我一个人呆着，我会解释一切的。 Oh! Leave it to me. I'll explain anything if left alone.
我入侵吗? Am I intruding?
不客气。罗杰，这是我父亲。 Not at all. Roger, this is my father.
爸爸，这是罗杰，第三个。 Dad, this is Roger bel-goodie, the third.
哦，你好，罗格，你好吗?你好! Oh, hello, rog, how are you? How do you do?
你未来的女婿。 Your future son-in-law.
真是个惊喜，是吧? This is a surprise, huh?
是啊，真是个惊喜。 Yes, a pretty pleasant surprise.
维姬在哪儿? Where's Vicky?
她下楼去理发店了。 She's gone down to the barbershop.
她得做个面部美容。 She's gotta get a permanent and a facial.
她前面有八九个人。她至少要20分钟。 There's eight or nine men ahead of her. She'll be at least 20 minutes.
一定要进来见见老师和老师。 Do come in and meet the pater and mater.
母亲和父亲吗?那家伙怎么了?他是塞吗? Mater and pater? What's the matter with that lug? Is he stuffed?
啊，暴徒来了。 Ah, here's the mob.
这位是惠帕斯纳德先生，维姬的父母。 This is Mr. Whipsnade, Vicky's, uh, parent.
我是维琪的咒文。 I'm Vicky's paternoster.
哦，你好吗? Oh, how are you?
哦，我觉得很不舒服，谢谢。 Oh, I feel rather poorly, thank you.
我胃有点疼，而且疼得很厉害。 I got a little stomachache, rather a big stomachache.
我一直在吃那些樱桃罐头。 I've been eating those canned cherries.
他们把它们放在曼哈顿鸡尾酒里。 They put them in the Manhattan cocktails, you know.
不要同意我的观点。是啊，爸爸，你有点胖了……哦,不,不。我这里有件毛衣。我总是在这里面穿毛衣。 Don't agree with me. Yeah, dad, you have put on a little weight... Oh, no, no. I got a sweater under here. I always wear a sweater under these.
这是我的父亲。 This is my, uh, father.
好,好,好。啊…嗯…你好!你好吗?你对吧? Well, well, well. Ah... Um... How do you do? How are you? You all right?
你儿子告诉我你对野生动物很有经验。 Your son tells me you've had quite an experience with wild animals.
有点像大型狩猎者。 Sort of a big game hunter.
我在提提卡湖有过一段难忘的经历。 Well, I had quite an experience up at lake titicaha.
提提卡哈湖，玻利维亚…爸爸,什么时候……现在几点了? Lake titicaha, the Bolivian... Dad, what time... What time is it?
我不知道。这条链子，我刚用别针把它别在背心口袋里。 I don't know. This chain, I just got it pinned in my vest pocket with a safety pin.
是的，在提提卡卡湖，我和响尾蛇有过一次美妙的经历。 Yes, up at lake titicaca I had a wonderful experience with a rattlesnake.
阻止它。阻止它。我妻子对蛇过敏! Stop it. Stop it. My wife's allergic to snakes!
她,是吗?多么不幸。 She is, eh? How unfortunate.
Bel-goodie夫人晕倒了吗? Mrs. Bel-goodie fainted?
炖到胡子了。 Oh, stewed to the whiskers.
快去找医生。 Get a doctor, quick.
正如我告诉你的，在喀喀湖，这条响尾蛇…我不知道。 As I was telling you, up at lake titicaca, this rattlesnake... I don't know.
可能是喝多了。 Probably had too much to drink.
在喀喀湖，这条响尾蛇被囚禁在岩石下。 Up at lake titicaca, this rattlesnake was imprisoned under a rock.
我拿起石头，从小家伙背上滚下来。 I took the rock, rolled it off the little fellow's back.
为了表达他的感激之情，他跟着我到了…跟着我到了小木屋。 To show his appreciation, he followed me down to the, uh... Followed me down to the wickiup.
我们住在那里的一个小地方。 We were living in a little place there.
给她来点威士忌。 Get her some whiskey.
对，也给我来一杯，加姜汁汽水。 Yeah, get me one too, with ginger ale on the side.
我跟着…响尾蛇跟着我。 I followed the, uh... The rattlesnake followed me.
跟着我到了我的小屋。 Followed me down to my shack.
这些人怎么了? What's the matter with these guys?
跟着我到了小木屋……发生了什么事? Followed me down to the shack... What happened?
我不知道。可能是喝多了。 I don't know. Probably drinking too much.
跟着我到了小屋。 Followed me down to the shack.
你好。响尾蛇跟着我到了小屋。 Hello. The rattlesnake followed me down to the shack.
我把袜子脱下来盖在蛇身上。 I took my socks off and put it over the snake.
为了表示感激，夜里，一个强盗从窗户爬了进来。 To show its appreciation, during the night, a marauder crawled in through the window.
天啊，每个人都很匆忙。 Gosh, everybody's in a hurry.
发生事故了吗?不，什么都没发生。 Was there an accident? No, nothing happened at all.
抢劫犯从窗户爬进来。 The marauder crawled in through the window.
那条蛇，为了…中国人民。 The snake, in order to... Chinese people.
这条蛇为了表示感激，把牙齿咬进了强盗的球环里。 The snake, in order to show its appreciation, sunk its teeth into the marauder's fetlocks.
插进它的毛球里，把尾巴伸出窗外，不停地招惹警察。 Into its fetlocks and stuck its tail out the window and, uh, rattled for a constable.
爸爸!爸爸!看看你都干了些什么! Dad! Dad! See what you've done!
什么?全都让你搞砸了。 What? You've ruined everything.
如何? How?
Bel-goodie太太的晕倒了。 Mrs. Bel-goodie's fainted.
别理她。她喝得太多了。 Pay no attention to her. She's been drinking too much.
跳板!跳板!跳板!让我来处理这个情况。 Gangway! Gangway! Gangway! Let me handle the situation.
我很抱歉让你难过了，亲爱的……“亲爱的”? I'm sorry I distressed you, honey... "Honey"?
用那个小故事。 With that little story.
为什么，我的一些最好的朋友是蛇。 Why, some of my best friends are snakes.
这是无耻的! This is outrageous!
爸爸，你没发现你又做了一次吗? Now, dad, don't you see you've gone and done it again?
我只是想逗他们开心。 I was trying to jolly them up.
让大家都有宾至如归的感觉。 Trying to make everybody feel at home.
不如你把这个问题留给贝尔古迪夫妇吧? Why don't you leave that up to Mr. and Mrs. Bel-goodie?
好了，让我们把事情搞清楚。 All right now, let's get this thing straight.
车停在哪里? Where was the car parked?
在路的旁边。你在哪里? Beside the road. Where were you?
在一个气球里。 Up in a balloon.
别开玩笑了，年轻人。 No wisecracks, young fellow.
开裂是谁?不，这是事实，法官。我们在一个气球里。 Who's cracking? No, it's the truth, judge. We were up in a balloon.
然后我们退出了。 Then we bailed out.
那就赶紧离开这里。 Then bail yourself out of here.
这就是问题所在，法官。我们没有钱。 That's just the trouble, judge. We haven't any money.
那你找我有什么事? Then what did you call for me for?
快点，让他们出去。 Come on, get them out there.
把它们放回原位。 Put them back where they belong.
走吧，离开属于你的地方。 Go on, get out of here where you belong.
但你不明白，法官。 But you don't understand, judge.
我今晚就要结婚了。 I'm going to be married tonight.
哦,你是谁?是的! Oh, you are? Yes!
你要结婚了? You're going to be married?
对不起,埃德加。 I'm sorry, Edgar.
法官大人，我可以把这条手链留作保全吗? Your honor, may I leave this bracelet as security?
好吧，我想会没事的。 Well, I guess it'll be all right.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
谁是那个幸运的男人? Who's the lucky man?
罗杰bel-goodie。 Roger bel-goodie.
一定是个好小伙子。 Must be a swell fellow.
他是。 He is.
祝你好运。 I wish you luck.
谢谢你,埃德加。 Thank you, Edgar.
嗯,就是这样。 Well, that's that.
我知道你的感受。 Yeah, I know how you feel.
你知道这个名字吗? Did you get that name?
是啊，我真搞不懂像她这么漂亮的女孩怎么会和像她这样的笨蛋混在一起。 Yeah, and it beats me how a nice young girl like her can get mixed up with a lunkhead like bel-goodie.
他是怎么摆脱和那个乡村俱乐部女佣的麻烦的? How'd he get out of his scrape with that maid at the country club?
钱。 Money.
你听到了吗?是的，她是为了钱而结婚。 Did you hear that? Yes, she's marrying for money.
是啊!这是她的特权。 Yeah! That's her privilege.
你没看到后面有鞭痕吗? Don't you see whipsnade's in back of this?
她不爱那个家伙。 She doesn't love the guy.
那我能做什么呢?嗯,阻止它。 Well, what can I do? Well, stop it.
拿把枪，炸药。燃烧的房子。 Get a gun, dynamite. Burn the house.
哦,不,不。好吧,做点什么。 Oh, no, no. Well, do something.
然后，突然，不知从哪儿冒出来，砰，砰!家里晴朗的空气中响起了两声枪响。 Then, suddenly, from out of nowhere, bang, bang! Two shots rang out in the clear home air.
两次爆裂，没有一个备用。很有诗意，不是吗? Two blowouts and not a spare. Quite poetic, wasn't I?
两只蟒蛇，我之前的朋友，把它们自己裹在我的光轮上，然后我们又开始了。 Well, two boa constrictors who I, uh, had previously befriended wrapped themselves around my naked rims, and off we went again.
我不明白薇姬怎么了。 I can't understand what's happened to Vicky.
她两小时前就该到这儿了。 She should have been here two hours ago.
至少她可以打个电话。 At least she might have telephoned.
我用两个轮胎和两条巨蟒走了300英里。 Well, I go 300 miles on two tires and two boa constrictors.
让水在这里! Get water here!
快，快，快，快。 Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
他们把我们留在了城郊。 And they left us on the outskirts of the city.
一辆拖车过来把我们拖进了普苏塔尼。 A tow car came along and pulled us into punxsutawney.
费迪南德。 Ferdinand.
先生们，小心地抬她。 Lift her carefully, gentlemen.
谢谢你,儿子。请帮我把她抬上楼。 Thanks, son. Help me carry her upstairs, please.
现在仔细。 Carefully now.
是的，她很漂亮。哦,爸爸。 Yeah, she's very beautiful. Oh, dad.
但你不觉得她做得有点过头了吗? But don't you think she's overdoing it a bit?
你每次看她，她都会扔一个假人。 Every time you look at her, she throws a dummy.
听着，爸爸，我知道你没有意识到，但你用那些故事毁了维姬和我的未来。 Listen, dad, I know you don't realize it, but you're ruining Vicky and my future with those stories.
我可以给他们讲那个鼓手的故事。 I could tell them that drummer's yarn.
不,不,不。 No, no, no.
我可以把它清理一下。 I could clean it up a bit.
哦,爸爸。 Oh, dad.
听着，不是故事的质量。 Listen, it's not the quality of the stories.
只是你话太多了。 It just is that you're talking too much.
进来坐吧。 Come on in here and sit down.
我宁愿待在这里。它是凉爽的。离那些酒鬼远点。 I'd rather be in here. It's cooler. Get away from those barflies.
那是什么，海狸的尾巴吗? What's that, a beaver's tail?
顺便问一下，你的乒乓球打得怎么样? By the way, how is your ping-pong?
嗯? Huh?
哦! Oh!
你在跟我说话吗，亲爱的? You speaking to me, honey?
你的乒乓球打得怎么样? How is your ping-pong?
很好,你怎么样?想做点什么吗? Fine, how's yours? Want to make anything out of it?
污泥太太，这是我爸爸，惠普史纳德先生。 Mrs. Sludge, this is my dad, Mr. Whipsnade.
惠普斯奈德吗? Whipsnade?
啊，就是这个名字。 Ah, that's the name, yes.
你爸爸打乒乓球吗? Does your father play ping-pong?
我打乒乓球吗?我玩……我想我第一次没能理解你。 Do I play ping-pong? Do I play... I think I didn't get you the first time.
我曾经是三州联赛和小安的列斯群岛的冠军。 I was one-time champion of the tri-state league and the lesser antilles.
刚开始的时候，我还分不清哪张牌是哪张。 Didn't know one card from the other when I started.
但我熬夜用笔做了记号。 But I stayed up at night and marked them with a pen.
很抱歉让您久等了。 I am so sorry to have kept you waiting.
哦,没关系。 Oh, it's okay.
我服务吗? Shall I serve?
不，谢谢，我已经吃饱了。你想来一杯吗，亲爱的? No, thanks, I've had enough. Would you like one, dear?
啊,我服了。 Ah, I'm serving.
你想干什么，把我变成酒鬼吗? What are you trying to do, make a drunkard out of me?
没什么。 Nothing really.
住嘴，住嘴，你这耗子!你crud ! Cease, cease, you rat! You crud!
这个决斗桨!草地上安静! This duel paddle! Quiet on the green!
停!停止! Stop! Cease!
对不起，亲爱的，我被鬼魂缠住了。哦,天哪! Pardon me, dear, I'm haunted. Oh, dear!
没有什么,亲爱的。 Nothing, dear.
没有,亲爱的,什么都没有。别激动! Nothing, dear, nothing. Don't get excited!
介意你回来。 Mind your back.
就像我在达科他州遇到的冰雹一样。 It's like a hailstorm I encountered in the dakotas.
这里! Here!
屏住呼吸，亲爱的! Hold your breath, dear!
好的。 Good going.
这越来越烦人了。 This is getting irksome.
他上了我的红毯!跳板! He's gone up my aisle! Gangway!
驱散! Disperse!
这是不道德的。 This is unethical.
伊扎克·沃尔顿的日子。 Days of izaak walton.
什么游戏!球拍! What a game! What a racket!
小心背，亲爱的。 Mind your back, dear.
将军就是这样让我把炮弹打回敌人的。 This is the way the general used to have me knock cannonballs back to the foe.
当心，将军，我来了! Look out, general, here I come!
俗物! The vulgarian!
喂? Hello?
亲爱的，阿齐布尔德，把那人赶出去。 Dear, Archibald, get that man out of this house.
没有人在家。 There's nobody home.
哦! Oh!
停在二楼，外事处。杂货和利口酒。 Stop at the second floor, foreign department. Groceries and liqueurs.
听着，先生，你马上离开这所房子。 Now, look here, sir. You absent yourself from this house immediately.
你们法利赛人!你伪善人! You pharisee! You pecksniff!
你过分的tartuffle ! You egregious tartuffle!
这是好事还是坏事? Is that good or bad?
你是个骗子，江湖骗子，无赖，先生! You're a fraud, a charlatan and a rogue, sir!
这对我有好处吗? Is any of that in my favor?
请稍等。你在跟我父亲说话。 Just a moment. You're talking to my father.
他叫我“tartuffle”。 He called me a tartuffle.
什么样的tartuffle? What kind of a tartuffle?
有两种不同的吗?男性或女性? Are there two different kinds? Male or female?
爸爸，现在不是轻浮的时候。 Dad, this is no time for levity.
这不是轻浮。解释你自己。 This is no levity. Explain yourself.
妈妈!妈妈吗? Mother! Mother?
给你妈妈打电话? Calling your mother, eh?
爸爸! Papa!
你能离开我的房子吗，先生? Will you leave my house, sir?
不,不……菲尼亚斯!你没事吧? No, no time... Phineas! Are you all right?
我很抱歉……你去哪儿了? I'm so sorry... Where have you been?
最有趣的事情发生了……没关系。 The funniest thing happened... Never mind about that.
带你的父亲离开这里。 Get that father of yours out of here.
有什么事吗?一切! What's the matter? Everything!
你为什么不告诉我他只是一个人? Why didn't you tell me he was just a person?
这就够了。我父亲怎么了? That's enough now. What's the matter with my father?
一切,他的……常见,原油,庸俗。 Everything, he's... Common, crude, vulgar.
是的,妈妈。我要告你诽谤名誉。 Right, mother. I'll sue you for defamation of character.
我被骗了! I've been imposed on!
我没有向你求婚。 I didn't ask you to marry me.
哦，我现在明白了。你嫁给我只是为了我的名字，我的社会地位! Oh, I see it now. You were just marrying me for my name, my social position!
为什么，你这个微不足道的，自负的小……你在跟一个好人说话! Why, you insignificant, egotistical little... You're speaking to a bel-goodie!
你这是在跟鞭子贩子说话!这是正确的。 You're speaking to a whipsnade! That's right.
你为什么不从空中飞人上下来，到属于你的锯末里去!噢! Why don't you get off the trapeze and come down into the sawdust where you belong! Ooh!
维姬，你不能这样跟我妈说话! Vicky, you can't talk to my mother like that!
停止!抓住它! Cease! Hold it up!
年轻人，如果世界上有tartuffle这种东西，你就是它! Young man, if there is such a thing as a tartuffle, you are just that thing!
你再敢出声，我就狠狠地推你一脚。 One more peep out of you and I'll give you a sound trundling.
一顿重击，一顿痛打……放掉我,女人。一个痛击。 A pummeling, a trouncing... Unhand me, woman. A trouncing.
Tartuffle吧? Tartuffle, huh?
惠普斯奈德，你的行为完全应该受到谴责。 Whipsnade, your conduct is entirely reprehensible.
这是他。Gildersleeves !伟大的蛇! That's him. Gildersleeves! Great snakes!
带她上楼，快!快点! Take her upstairs, quick! Hurry up!
孩子们，快跑到格兰扁山去。 Run for the grampian hills, children.
进入战车，我的亲骨肉。 Entree into the chariot, my own flesh and blood.
驾! Giddyap!
哦，你把她弄掉了! Oh, you dropped her!
那些格兰扁山在哪里，爸爸? Where are those grampian hills, dad?
我想知道，我想知道。 I wonder, I wonder.
我想在那些华而不实的事情上，我是个格格不入的人。 I guess where those swanky affairs are concerned, I'm a square peg in a round hole.
但别傻了。 But don't be foolish.
那是你为我做过的最仁慈的事。是吗? That was the kindest thing you've ever done for me. Yeah?
我爱上埃德加了。 I'm in love with Edgar.
哦,过来!一起来! Oh, come along! Come along!
在监狱停下! Stop at the jail!
那是什么? What's that?
在监狱停下!是的,我会的。 Stop at the jail! Yes, I will.
是的,我会的。 Yes, I will.
我想一切都是好的。 Oh, I guess everything has happened for the best.
我们的生活中没有女人，查理。不。 No women in our lives, Charlie. No.
对我们来说，这是一条开放的道路。 It's the open road for us.
Edgad埃德加!埃德加,加油! Edgad Edgar! Edgar, come on!
我没有嫁给他!你听到了吗，查理? I didn't marry him! Did you hear that, Charlie?
是的。等待我们! Yeah. Wait for us!
爸爸，埃德加刚从我们身边经过。是吗? Dad, edgarjust passed us. Yeah?
这很好。我们会赶上他。 That's fine. We'll overtake him.
来吧! Come on there!
来吧，你们这些狗!起床! Come on, you hounds! Get up there!
哦，哦，哦，天哪。 Oh, oh, oh, boy.
这是一场伟大的比赛，伙计们。他们都往州界去了 It's a great race, folks. They're all headin' for the state line.
皮普斯纳德在前面，维姬和卑尔根不分上下。 Whipsnade in front, and Vicky and Bergen are neck and neck.
很高兴我在这里很安全。 Glad I'm safe up here.