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我什麼都沒看到！ I didn't see anything!
他們當時大吵大鬧 他們總是這樣吵鬧 They were yelling. They're always yelling.
我只求能有一絲安寧 All I wanted was some peace and quiet.
放鬆 夥計 你只是撞到了一直駝鹿 Relax, man. You just hit a moose.
一隻駝鹿？ A moose?
你確定嗎？ Are you sure?
當然 我經常碰到這種爛事 Yeah, man, I see this kind of shit all the time.
事實上，跟I-95近期發生的事比起來 這個連「爛事」都算不上 In fact, this ain't shit compared to what just happened on I-95 recently.
那次是一個女的撞到了一頭駝鹿， I mean, a lady hit a moose and the motherfucker
她直直的衝破了風擋玻璃 夥計 went right through the windshield, man.
不會吧 No.
千真萬確 Yeah.
我當時跟我堂兄正在聚會… I was partying with my cousin.
你知道的… 哪種聚會？ - You know... - What kind of partying?
就是那種… 明白了 - partying like... - Okay.
我就像楠塔基特島上那些 「老二」大得連婊子都受不了的傢伙們那樣 getting some hair pie like the man from Nantucket
正跟幾個「小毛穴」大戰三百和呢 whose dong was so long them bitches couldn't even fuck it?
然後這該死的駝鹿打斷了我的「閱屄式」 And this fucking moose pissed on my pussy parade, man.
我不得不在星期天跑出來 就是因為 I had to come down on a Sunday because he's sitting
它（駝鹿）清醒的坐在一輛沃爾沃的前座上 in the front seat of a Volvo wide awake
腦袋從玻璃上的破洞伸出來 with his head sticking out the cracks in the glass and shit, man.
可憐的傢伙 Poor guy.
我必須把它弄下來 I had to put him down.
但是我先拍了一張照片 But I got a picture of it.
我一直隨身帶著這張照片 因為每次我把這個故事講給人聽的時候 I carry this shit with me now 'cause every time I'd tell that story
他們都不相信 nobody would believe me.
一笑了之吧 夥計 好的。 - Laugh it off, man. - Okay.
這算不上什麼 好的 - This ain't shit. - Okay.
好了嗎？把孩子們送到學校去吧 好嗎？ All right? Just get the kids to school, all right?
當然 好的 謝謝你 Yeah, okay. Thank you.
再次感謝 Thank you.
閉嘴！ Stop!
溫斯頓 能聽到嗎？ Winston, do you copy?
是的 長官 我聽著呢 Yes, sir, I'm here.
你他媽在哪？ Where the hell are you?
史密斯橋大道 我正在清理巴士事故的現場 Smith Bridge Road. I'm still clearing the scene from that bus accident.
我不在乎是不是智障開的巴士 I don't give a shit if it's a handicapped bus
現在公路上到處都是喋喋不休的弱智 and there's a bunch of retards splattered all over the road.
我需要你現在就回來 I need you back here now.
不知從哪冒出來一大堆西裝革履的傢伙 There's a bunch of suits up here
不停的問一大堆關於我們辦事流程的洋問題 asking a whole lot of big-city questions about the way we do things.
他們今早剛去過「小木屋」 They were up at the cabin this morning
我想要確保你這蠢貨弄清楚狀況 and I need to make sure that your stupid ass
你明白嗎？ is on the same page. Do you get me?
是的 長官 我懂了 Yes, sir, I'm on it.
桑迪泰勒可笑得要命 Sandy Taylor's fucking ridiculous.
你-你 約翰 你剛才趴在方向盤上睡著了 Yo- yo, John, you were just asleep at the wheel
當著校花的面 for the hottest girl in school.
是的 她不是我的類型 Yeah, not my type.
等等 你說桑迪不是你的類型？ Wait, Sandy is not your type?
你什麼意思？ What does that even mean?
難道你是玻璃（同性戀）？你跟你爸說過嗎？ Does that mean you're gay? Did you tell your dad?
他抑鬱了嗎？ 還是- Was he bummed, or-
夥計 你天天都能見到她 你知道的她簡直是噩夢 Dude, you see her every day. You know she's a nightmare.
不 我不知道 No, I don't know that.
事實上 你也不知道 你不知道自己想要那種類型 In fact, neither do you. You don't even have a type,
約翰 別太認真了 John, you have an obsession.
卡西！卡西 我愛你！ 'Cassie! Cassie, I love you!
你能親我嗎？你能- Would you kiss me? Would you-'
說真的 夥計 別拿這張慾求不滿的臭臉對著我 Seriously, man, don't take your fucking blue balls out on me, man.
不要以為這裡只有你想著 Don't think you're the only dude here thinking about taking
帶完美小姐去「新城」 Miss Gorgeous to Boomtown.
我還知道你是唯一一個 I actually know you are the only person here
笨到即使知道她的前男友 dumb enough to take a girl out whose ex-boyfriend
是「踢掉牙」黑帶也仍然要約她出來的人 does have a fucking black belt in kicking teeth in.
聽著 夥計 我跟你說- Look, man, I told you-
她是不可能跟我出來的 there's no way that she's gonna go with me
她才跟他分手沒幾天 你操心這些幹什麼？ just days after breaking up with him. Why do you care anyway?
既然你討厭舞會 乾脆別去了 You hate the prom, so drop it.
我知道 舞會很爛 但是這是兩碼事 I know, prom blows. But this is a whole different thing.
這對你很重要 This is important for you.
知道我什麼意思嗎？這就像… You know what I mean? This is like...
此外 這證明了你對姑娘們知之甚少 Besides, it really just proves how little you know about girls anyway.
那麼-嘿 我他媽正說話呢 過來 So- hey, I'm fucking talking. Come on.
如果她跟他分手了 那是因為她終於認識到 If she broke up with him, it's 'cause she finally realized
連混蛋都要比他強 how big of a fucking douchebag the guy is.
至於跟你去參加舞會 那就像是最終的火力出擊 是嗎？ And going to prom with you, that's like the ultimate power move, all right?
你是全學校最聰明的傢伙 You're the smartest dude in school,
你認識她都一輩子了 you've fucking known the girl your whole life,
你還深深的愛著她 and you're head over heels in love with her.
不是嗎？ 我是說 別洩氣 All right? I mean, come on.
對於這些婊子來說 怨恨跟錢一樣重要 Spite is almost as important to those bitches as- as money.
知道我說什麼嗎？她知道這一切 You know what I mean? She knows all this.
我是說 現在馬克已經出局了 I mean, now that Marc is out of the picture,
她正好也要一雪前恥 revenge is exactly what she needs.
對於這裡的任何一個女孩來說 For every single girl in this building,
復仇是第一位的 that is the priority- revenge.
我是說 看那邊那一對野獸 I mean, look at those 2 fucking savages right there.
嘿 這就這麼回事- Hey. That's how it is-
好了 好了 我會考慮的 All right, all right, I'll think about it.
干就好了 給你的小妞刮刮「鬍子」 一鼓作氣 Just fucking do it. Shave your pussy, get it over with.
我為你的理想鼓勁 你要堅持下去 I'm rallying for your fucking cause. You need to do this thing.
好了 我正在想這件事呢 All right, I'm thinking about it.
不做你會後悔的 You'll regret it if you don't.
見鬼 Fuck.
我要去車上取我的護目鏡 I gotta get my goggles from the car.
你會幫我請假嗎？ 我該怎麼說？ - Will you cover for me? - What do you want me to say?
我不知道-說我來月經了怎麼樣 夥計 I don't know- I'm on my fucking period, man.
說我去取衛生棉條 Gotta get tampons.
好了 快去快回 All right, well, hurry up.
聽你的 Whatever.
閉嘴 什麼都別說 Shut up. Don't say a word.
聽聽 別人都在議論 Listen, people are talking.
跟他們沒關係的事 他們怎麼就能傳得這麼快 And how they're talking so soon when it's none of their fucking business,
我不知道 但是我聽到些風聲 I don't know. But I hear things.
我不喜歡我聽到的這些 I don't like what I hear.
所以你和你的狗屎朋友們 So you and your bullshit friends
最好離我的女孩遠點兒 better stay the hell away from my girl.
聽懂我的話了嗎？ Do you understand me?
聽著 老兄… Look, man...
把手拿開 好的 - Get your hands off me. - Okay.
聽著 我不在乎她跟你說了什麼 Listen, I don't care what she tells you
或者你自以為知道的 她是我的 or what you think you know, she's mine.
聽明白了嗎？ Do you get it?
沒什麼大不了的 夥計 It's cool, man.
沒什麼大不了的？ It's cool?
是的 真的？ - Yeah. - Really?
你死定了 You're dead.
校長室 是讓人灰心 讓人灰心 It's frustrating. It's frustrating.
你-我讓你心灰意冷 這我知道 You- I'm frustrating to you. I understand that.
寶貝？寶貝？親愛的 聽我說 Honey? Honey? Sweetie, listen to me.
可人兒 求你了 聽我說 Angel, please listen to me.
別掛- 別掛- Don't hang- don't hang-
在我開始教訓你之前 你還有什麼話要說嗎？ You have anything to say for yourself before I launch into my tirade?
沒有？ Nothing?
離畢業還有5周 There are 5 weeks left in school.
數數- 5周 Count them- 5 weeks.
你是個聰明的孩子 And you're a smart kid.
你成績很好 秋天就能上大學了 You got good grades. You're going to college in the fall.
為什麼你要做諸如 Why would you go and do something so stupid
打架這類的蠢事？為什麼？ like start a fight? Why?
不是我挑起的 I didn't start it.
不好意思 我沒聽到 再說一遍？ I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What?
我說 不是我挑起的 I said I didn't start it.
你現在應該在什麼地方？ Where are you supposed to be right now?
生物課上 Biology.
霍克小姐還是詹寧斯太太？ Miss Hawker or Mrs. Jennings?
霍克 Hawker.
那好 你回去最好管好你的屁股 Well, you better get your little butt down there.
就算是我 也不能讓你曠她的課 Not even I can spare you from that.
喬納森？ 什麼事？ - Jonathan? - Yeah?
別讓我再在這裡見到你？ I don't want to see you around here again?
明白嗎？ Capiche?
出去吧 Now get out.
嗨 我- Hi. I'm-
把解剖刀放在喉嚨下邊 Place the scalpel at the base of the throat
然後小心的切開一條縫 and carefully make a slit
一直切到 all the way down the front
青蛙的肚臍 of the frog's belly.
現在… Now...
順便問一下 我遲到惹了什麼麻煩了嗎？ Got in trouble for being late, by the way.
是啊 嗯 我也一樣 Yeah, well, so did I.
…訂下去… ...and tack it down...
不敢相信我居然錯過了你被修理的場面 I can't believe I missed you getting your ass kicked.
那是不是我剛剛談到她以後發生的 That was, like, right after I talked about her too.
就像隔空取物- Like telekinesis-
等等 心靈感應還是隔空取物- 是哪個？ wait, telepathy or teleki- which one?
你知道 我不太想談這些 艾力克斯 You know, I don't really want to talk about it, Alex.
我想知道我們是不是應該等到他教訓你我才離開 I wonder if we would wait till I left until he kicked your ass.
不知道為什麼 我不認為這有什麼大不了的 Somehow I don't think it would have mattered.
是的，你說得對 我甚至不知道我說到哪了 Yeah, you're right. I don't even know where I was going with that.
艾力克斯 希克斯！ 什麼事 夫人？ - Alex Hicks! - Yes, ma'am?
安靜！ Quiet!
對不起 這是第二次警告 - Sorry. - That's strike 2!
再有一次你就要去辦公室呆著了 One more strike and you're headed to the office.
刻薄的老巫婆 Mean old hag.
現在做一個切口 Now make an incision
穿過肌肉組織 through the muscular tissue.
嘿 Hey.
沒門兒 No way.
你覺得他們傳的關於瑪麗的事 是不是真的 You think what they say about Mary is true,
就是她懷孕的事？ that she's pregnant?
什麼？ What?
霍克小姐剛讓你們閉嘴 Miss Hawker just told you guys to shut up,
閉嘴吧 我還要聽課呢 so shut up. I'm trying to learn.
那就是你的舞伴 There's your prom date.
夥計 知道嗎？ Dude, you know what?
把我說的關於約卡西去舞會的的事忘掉吧 夥計 Fuck what I said about taking Cassie to the prom, man.
牽扯太大 Serious ramifications involved.
麻煩大了 Big fucking problem.
現在把心臟放旁邊 Now set the heart aside.
接著是肝臟 Next is the liver.
馬克是混蛋 Marc's a fucking douchebag.
假設我們的爸爸也是百萬富翁 我們是不是也一樣混蛋？ Think if our dads were millionaires, we'd be douchebags too?
不知道 I don't know.
你應該是 You would be.
你這小混蛋 You little shit.
嘿 你還好嗎？ Hey, are you all right?
是的 Yeah.
不 No.
怎麼了？ What's the problem?
我被拋棄了 I got dumped.
忘恩負義的東西 Ungrateful shit.
我不認識那傢伙 I don't know the guy,
但是在我看來 but anybody that would do that to you
任何這麼對你的人都是蠢貨 is a fool, in my opinion.
我是說 如果他沒有意識到原來他是多麼走運 I mean, if he didn't realize how lucky he was,
那麼 他簡直就是地球上最笨的人 then he's, like, the stupidest guy on earth.
真的？ Really?
真的 Really.
等等 等等 等等 Wait wait. Wait.
怎麼了？ What's wrong?
沒什麼 Nothing.
對不起 是牙套弄的 Sorry, it's the braces.
好極了 It's cool.
嘿… Hey...
怎麼？我們是一起去舞會還是- So what's the deal? We gonna go to prom together or-
這樣可以嗎？ Is that cool?
不 No.
好吧 我只是-我只是假設… Well, I just- I just assumed...
聽著 孩子 Look, kid,
你真好心還善解人意 you're real nice and sweet and everything.
但是這不是我和你的事 好嗎？ But this wasn't about you and me, okay?
這是關於復仇的 This was about revenge.
復-復仇 Re- revenge.
是的 Yeah.
還有 我要工作為了生存 Besides, I work for a living.
你能-你能跟我去舞會嗎？我是說- Would you- would you please go to prom with me? I mean-
如果我能找到其他女孩來替我值班 If I can get one of the other girls to cover my shift,
或許我會去那兒找你 maybe I'll meet you there.
怎麼樣？ How's that?
當然 當然 當然 太好了 Yeah. Yeah yeah. that's awesome.
我是說 事實上我完全能理解 That- I mean, that actually works better for me
長遠來看 這很好 很好 in the long run. That's cool. Okay.
我們舞會見 I will see you-- prom.
舞會見 See you there.
下午好 喬納森 Good afternoon, Jonathan.
嘿 Hey.
達裡爾 戴恩 Daryl, Dane.
我們聽說你被修理了 We heard about you getting your butt kicked.
聽說你哭得像個小娘們兒 Heard you cried like a little pussy.
是的 事情不完全是這樣 Yeah, that's not exactly what happened.
我們可不是這麼聽說的 That's not how we were informed.
是的 艾力克斯說你- Yeah, Alex said that your little-
那麼現在是不是可以大膽假設 So, is it now safe to assume
今晚你一定能來嗎？ that you will be coming over tonight after all?
我不知道 夥計們 這可是舞會之夜 I don't know, you guys. It's prom night.
號外號外 約翰-舞會爛透了 News flash, John- prom blows.
你怎麼能為了同性戀舞會而錯過 How you gonna pass up 'Bride of the Cannibals 2:
『食人族的新娘2：導演剪輯版』 The Director's Cut' for a gay dance?
這可是史上最瘋狂的續集 在26個國家被禁映 It's the most insane sequel ever made; it's banned in over 26 countries.
你能理解這有多麼了不起嗎？ Can you even begin to comprehend that awesomeness?
是啊 我們聽說裡面有一個 Yeah, we heard there's this one part
滿嘴尖牙的女人一口咬掉了 一個傢伙的老二和蛋蛋 where the broad with the piranha teeth bites the guy's dick and balls.
約翰 你能看到特寫鏡頭 John, you see it in a close-up.
聽起來確實不錯 That does sound good.
當然 Yeah.
但我還是不能確定晚上要幹什麼 But I'm still not sure what I'm doing tonight.
你說不知道晚上要幹什麼是什麼意思？ What do you mean you don't know what you're doing?
舞會還有5個小時就要開始了 Prom's in, like, 5 hours.
這個時候你找誰當舞伴？你媽媽嗎？ Who are you gonna ask at this point, your mother?
如果媽媽允許我去跳舞 If Mom would let me go to the dance,
我今晚一定要多玩幾個小穴 I'd be fucking so much pussy tonight.
嘿 約翰 嘿 卡西 - Hey, John. - Hey, Cassie.
你想要跟我走走嗎？ Hey, do you want to walk with me?
是的 當然 Yeah, sure.
是嗎？ Yeah?
我一會再來找你們 好嗎？ I'll catch you guys later. Cool?
天啊 這一對真滑稽 My God, those 2 are so funny.
達裡爾和戴恩嗎？ 是的 - D8D? - Yeah.
天啊 我聽說戴恩的高考考了1500分 My God, I heard Dane scored 1,500 on his SATs.
是1550 什麼？ - 1,550. - What?
是的 不可能 那個孩子才多大？ - Yeah. - No way. How old is that kid?
大概12歲 天啊 - Like 12. - My God.
是的 但是我想他是 Yeah, but I think he's living proof
一個人可以集聰明和愚蠢於一身的最好證明 that you can be smart and stupid at the same time.
你真應該看看他和艾力克斯在一起的時候 You should see when he and Alex get together.
艾力克斯-我好像還從來沒跟他說過話呢 Alex- I haven't talked to him in, like, forever.
太奇怪了 他怎麼樣？ It's so weird. How is he?
他很好 你知道嗎？ He's good, you know?
他永遠是艾力克斯 是嗎？ - He's still Alex. - Yeah?
是的 我想我們一會就要去他們家 Yeah, I think we're gonna go over to their house later
然後看幾部電影或者幹點什麼 and watch some movies or something.
好的 那麼你就不去舞會了嗎？ Okay. So you're not going to prom?
不 Nah.
是的 我也一樣 Yeah, me neither.
好吧 你是不是要離開這裡 Well, you'll probably be disappearing
去上什麼牛X的醫學院 to some amazing medical school soon, right?
我已經被亞當斯州立學院錄取了 I did get into Adams.
你進亞當斯州立學院了？ 是的 - You got into Adams? - Yeah.
天啊 為什麼你不告訴我？ 我這不是正在跟你說呢嗎 - My God, why didn't you tell me? - I'm telling you now.
那麼 恭喜你 太棒了 這是你一直想要的 Well, congratulations. That's awesome. That's what you wanted.
是的 我猜是這樣的 Yeah, I guess it is.
謝謝 Thanks.
那麼 你怎麼樣？ So, how are you doing?
什麼怎麼樣？ 所有事 - What? - Everything.
我不知道 我是說 還算不錯吧 我也不太確定 I don't know. I mean, it's okay. I don't know.
我很好 我不知道 人際關係方面有點困難 I'm fine, I don't know. Like, relationships are hard.
又能怎麼樣呢？無聊透頂 What can you do? Yackety schmakety.
儘管這是個正確的決定 It was the right decision, though.
是嗎？ 是 - Yeah? - Yeah.
你知道 你可能是我認識的唯一一個 You know, you're probably the only person I know
有終生目標的人了 who's actually going to do something with their life.
哪有 不是這樣 不 就是這樣 - Come on, that's not true. - No, it's true.
說真的 就像我 我不知道以後要做什麼 Seriously, like, I have no clue what I'm gonna do.
沒人會知道 你也明白的 Nobody does, you know?
天啊 一旦你以一個著名醫生的身份 My God, everybody's going to be so super jealous
回到這裡 大家肯定都要嫉妒死你了 when you come back to town and you're this really famous doctor
更別說他們到時候都只是一群 領著丑孩子的肥嘟嘟的老百姓 and they're all a bunch of fat townies with ugly babies.
我是認真的 知道嗎 即使是馬克也曾經嫉妒過你的 I'm serious. Like, even Marc was jealous of you, you know that?
少來了 卡西 你說的這些奉承話 Come on, Cassie, all these compliments you're paying me
把我弄得渾身不自在 are making me a little uncomfortable.
好吧 你知道 好好享受吧 今天是你跟大家在一起的最後一天了 Well, you know, today's the only day you're gonna get 'em, so enjoy.
卡西 媽媽正找你呢！ Cassie, Mom's looking for you!
知道了 我想你應該走了 - Okay. - I guess you better get going?
是啊 能跟你說話真高興 約翰 Yeah. Well, it was nice talking to you, John.
是啊 是啊 我也一樣 - Yeah. Yeah, you too. - Bye.
嗨 卡西 等等！ Hey, Cassie, wait up!
嘿 你想要跟我去舞會嗎？ Hey, do you want to go to prom with me?
聽著 我知道你經歷了一大堆亂七八糟的事 Look, I know you've been through a lot- things are a mess...
但是這可是畢業舞會 明白嗎？ but it's prom, you know?
我不清楚 這是高中時代的最後幾周了 I don't know, it's the last few weeks of high school,
我剛想明白 這可是那種如果錯過會遺恨終生的事 and I just figure it'd be the kind of thing that we'd regret not having done.
聽著 我真的很想去 Look, I really want to go.
你也是唯一的我能邀請的舞伴 And you're the only person I could see myself going with.
那麼 怎麼樣？ So how about it?
我去不了 約翰 對不起 I can't, John. I'm sorry.
聽著 如果你是擔心我被打這類事 Look, if you're worried about me getting beat up or anything,
那你不用擔心 不 我不是擔心這些 - don't worry about it. - No, I'm not worried about that.
我擔心諸如 我哥哥的病 我有一大堆要做的事 Like, I- it's just like my brother's sick and I've got all this stuff to do.
就像是 我不知怎麼說 And it's just, like, I don't know.
多到做不完的事 明白嗎？ It's just too much, you know?
我明白 是嗎？ - I understand. - Yeah?
是的 沒關係 好的 電話聯繫 - Yeah, it's all right. - Well, call me later.
再見 再見 - Bye. - Bye.
』食人族的新娘『真是 'Bride of the Cannibals' it is.
傻透了 Stupid.
你的薄煎餅 寶貝兒 Here's your pancakes, sweetie.
露西爾 Lucille.
我這一整天都在想你的煎薄餅 I've been dreaming about your pancakes all day.
我知道 寶貝兒 I know, baby.
小男孩兒都是這麼說的 That's what all the young boys say.
怎麼搞的 夥計？ What the fuck, man?
比爾！比爾！ Bill! Bill!
上帝啊 好吧 比爾！ - Jesus. - Okay, Bill!
從邪惡中拯救我們吧！ Deliver us from all of this evilness!
惡魔！我知道是你幹的！ Full of the devil! I know you did it!
比爾 呼吸 Bill, you gotta breathe.
呼吸 呼吸 以一切神聖的名義 Breathe. Breathe. In the name of all that is holy,
讚美我主 hallelujah, Lord.
快播911 9-1-1.
上帝 請拯救我們於惡人之手 God, deliver us from these evil evil people!
天啊！ My God!
比爾 你有麻煩了！ 比爾！ Bill, you're in trouble! Bill!
救護車馬上就到 The ambulance will be right here.
比爾 我知道你從哪來 比爾 Bill, I know where you come from, Bill.
我知道你- 挺住 比爾！ I know you're- come on, Bill!
哈利路亞！哈利路亞！（讚美上帝） Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
見鬼 Shit.
真是壞消息 簡直糟透了 This is bad news. This is real bad news.
說話？ Yeah?
我希望你還沒脫衣服 我帶來了大新聞 I hope you're dressed. I have got big news.
整個小組都要去舞會 The entire team is going to the prom after all.
你是說現在我又歸隊了？ So there's an 'I' in team now?
約翰 別試了 你確實不擅長幽默 John, don't try to be funny. You're not good at it.
你真的沒有幽默感 嘿 別掛電話 You're just not good at it. Hey, don't hang up.
我不是故意的 不不不不不 I didn't mean that. No no no no no no.
約翰？約翰？ John? John?
直說吧 你聽到之後一定會感興趣的 - Spit it out. - Funny you should say that actually.
你只要知道我有一個舞會的舞伴了 All you need to know is that I have a date for prom.
你要把你的屁股從床上挪下來 You need to get your ass out of fucking bed,
穿好西裝戴好領帶 就是這樣 get on a suit and tie, and that's it.
你知道 在上周聽了你拿舞會開的玩笑之後 You know, after listening to you rag on prom for the last week,
我想我終於死心了 I think I finally came around.
舞會爛透了 Prom blows.
怎麼這麼久才接 That was a lot of rings.
我要掛了 別 別 哥們兒 別這樣 - I'm gonna go now. - No, no, dude, come on.
求你了 哥們兒 Dude, please.
求你了 你不能讓我一個人去 Please? You can't let me go to this by myself.
你是我的鐵子 你不能這樣做 書上可不是這麼說的 You're my best friend. You can't do that. It's not in the book.
你不能這樣 求你了 哥們兒 You can't do this. Please, man.
求你了 Please.
求你了 好吧 - Please? - All right.
我會去的 I'll go.
謝天謝地 Thank God.
嘿 誰在那兒？ - Hey. - Who goes there?
警察 開門 Police. Open up.
好的 Okay.
快點兒 Come on.
嘿 聽著 她自己說已經18歲了 Hey, look, she said she was 18.
我一直都相信孩子們說的話的 I always believe what children say.
不 夥計 我要看你的發貨清單 No, man, I need to see your delivery schedule.
打開這該死的門 快點兒 好的 - Open the fucking gate. Come on. - Okay.
好的 沒問題 Okay, all right.
鑰匙在我這裡 I got the key right here.
不對 不是這把 別磨蹭 夥計 - No, wrong key. - Come on, man.
這可是緊急情況 找到了 - It's a fucking emergency. - I found it.
不 可能是這一把 No. Maybe it's this one.
婊子養的 Son of a bitch.
看著像是那把 這兒呢 Looks like that one. Here it is.
真噁心 Gross.
嘿 Hey.
對不起 我不是想要嚇你 Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
瑞克 Rick.
你來這兒幹什麼？ What are you doing here?
什麼意思？我是來看你的 What do you mean? I came to see you.
看我？ Me?
是的 這樣不好嗎？ Yeah. Is that not okay?
不 我是說 這樣挺好 桑迪怎麼樣了？ No. I mean, yes. I mean, what about Sandy?
她正忙著準備她的舞會皇后獲獎感言呢 She's busy preparing her prom queen speech.
我實在聽不下去了 Couldn't take it.
還有 我想跟你說話 Plus I wanted to talk to you.
真的？ Really?
當然 Sure.
哇 這裡-看起來好極了 Yeah, the place- it looks really great.
你幹得不錯 You do great work.
這真這麼想？ You think so?
是的 Yeah.
很漂亮 It's beautiful.
忘恩負義的小雜種 Ungrateful little shits.
快來 Come on.
如果老師突然出現怎麼辦？ 來游泳池嗎？ - What if the teachers show up? - To the pool?
脫衣服呀 Get 'em off.
快點兒！太完美了！ Come on! It's beautiful!
瑞克 弗雷德裡卡 - Rick. - Frederica.
我想要上你 I want to fuck you.
等等 帶套套了嗎？ Wait, do you have a condom?
我會射在外面的 I'll pull out.
什麼？ 怎麼了？ What? What's wrong?
你正來月經嗎？ Are you on your period?
不 我還是處女呢 No, I'm a virgin.
什麼？現在怎麼辦？ 見鬼！ - What- what now? - Fuck!
我的牙 My tooth.
這他媽怎麼回事？ What the fuck?
天啊 幫幫我！ My God, help me!
離我遠點兒 Stay away from me.
瑞克 幫幫我 Rick, help me.
你怎麼了？ What is wrong with you?
我跟朋友們打賭 賭你很容易「上手」 I bet my friends that you would be an easy fuck,
不是讓你這個樣子 全完了！ not that you would be all fucked up!
幫幫我！ Help me!
你的血流到我的嘴裡了！ You bled in my mouth!
弗雷德裡卡 Frederica?
弗雷德裡卡 別這樣！ Frederica, stop it!
該死 Shit.
弗雷德裡卡！ Frederica!
該死 Shit.
操！ Fuck!
我是不是讓人眼前一亮？ He cleans up real good?
你從哪弄的？ Where did you get that?
我媽媽從閣樓翻出來的 My mom got it down from the attic.
確實衣冠楚楚的 Well, it's very dapper.
衣冠楚楚嗎？我喜歡 Dapper? I like that.
那麼我們是不是應該打電話？ So should we just call it?
去找達裡爾和戴恩然後一起看通宵電影？ Head over to D8D's and watch movies all night?
是的 我們應該這樣 Yeah, we should.
好吧 去他的 混帳！ Well, fuck that, motherfucker!
今晚她會跟我睡的 我敢肯定 We're gonna get laid tonight. I got a sure thing in there.
加油 就是這樣的 寶貝- Come on. This is it, baby-
生活糟透了 最後再多一個糟糕的晚上 也他媽不算多 one last night to hate your life just a little bit fucking more.
就這樣了 混帳 This is it, motherfucker.
2個男人一起去舞會 聽著就讓人來勁 2 men going to prom together. It's exactly as it should be.
該死 夥計 書面工作我可不擅長 Shit, man. Paperwork's never been my thing.
嘿 小心那些文件 Hey, careful with those files.
嘿 我只是夜班守衛 Hey, I'm just the night guard.
我對那些東西可一點都不懂 I don't know anything about any of that stuff.
如果這是關於篡改記錄或者類似的爛事 If this is about some kind of bookkeeping cover-up or whatever,
我可是什麼都不知道啊 I don't know nothing about that.
只是 你知道的 一問三不知 Just, you know, say no.
嘿 你那裡有沒有看到 Hey, you haven't seen my application
我的申請書？看到了嗎？ floating around at the station, have you?
我大概6個月前交上去的 I sent one in like 6 months ago.
嘿 今天什麼日子？ 星期五 - Hey, what's today? - Friday.
不 今天是幾號 夥計 No, the fucking date, man.
天啊！見鬼！ Jesus! Shit!
親爹啊 Daddy.
你他媽還有酒嗎 夥計？ You got another fucking beer, man?
我的秘密藏品 My secret stash.
真好 好極了 Yeah. All right.
當然 Yeah.
我能用下電話嗎？ Can I use your phone?
當然 先撥9 Yeah, just dial 9,
聽到撥號音後再撥區號 then you'll hear a dial tone, then you dial the area code
然後再撥你要撥的號 跟一般的電話不一樣 and then your number. It's different than a regular phone.
通了嗎？ 赫爾曼 - Is it working? - Herman.
是我 溫斯頓 It's me, Winston.
嘿 夥計 我這裡碰到麻煩了 Hey, man, I'm in some deep fucking shit down here.
你得幫我 夥計 關掉遊戲 You gotta help me. Man, turn down the 'Sepulter'
聽我說 你這混蛋！ and listen to me, motherfucker!
不 我他媽可是認真的 夥計 No, I'm fucking serious, man.
我- 嘿 那些傢伙是你的人嗎？ - I- - Hey, these guys with you?
別掛 Hold on.
不是 No.
見鬼 夥計！ Fuck, man!
現在幫我一個忙 夥計 Now do me a fucking favor, Man.
你要告訴這些混蛋 You gotta tell these motherfuckers
那些水是從這裡來的這個消息是假的 that the water coming out of here is bad news.
他們不能發表 你明白嗎？ They cannot deliver it. Do you understand me?
為什麼是我去說？ Why do I gotta tell them?
夥計 這是你的狗屁權利 你知道嗎？ Man, it's jurisdiction bullshit, you know?
帥哥的準則嗎 好吧 Beaurocracy. Okay.
聽著 夥計 這會讓你成為英雄的 Look, man, you're gonna be a fucking hero for this.
從現在開始 什麼樣的小穴你都能弄到手 Now, what kind of pussy you're gonna get for this?
夥計 你就要得到「生魚片」了 Man, you're gonna get the sashimi.
那是什麼？ What's that?
那是頂級的小穴 夥計- Man, that's the primo pussy, man-
沒有異味 no smell.
他媽個英雄啊 夥計 Fucking hero, man.
太好了 謝謝你 夥計 Yeah. Thanks, man.
這裡的水是- The water here is bull-
你的銷魂舞伴在哪？ So where is your hot date?
她遲到了 She's late.
或者根本就他媽沒來 Or not fucking coming.
我要去弄些潘趣酒 I'm gonna go get some punch.
你要來點兒嗎？ Do you want some more?
不 這酒喝著有一股尿味 No, it tastes like someone pissed in it.
我要降低點標準了 I'm gonna go lower my standards.
我找不到瑞克 I can't find Rick!
我可不要站在台上現眼 I am not gonna be embarrassed on that stage!
我是舞會皇后 I am the prom queen
他是舞會之王 and he's the prom king!
為什麼要毀了我的人生？ Why are you trying to ruin my life?
桑迪 沒人要毀了你的人生 Sandy, nobody's trying to ruin your life.
可能他還在男更衣室 Perhaps he's just in the boys' room.
冷靜 Just calm down.
霍克小姐 Miss Hawker?
猜猜我是誰 Guess who.
卡西？ Cassie?
是我！ 卡西！ - It's me! - Cassie!
你來了！ 我來了！ - You're here! - I'm here!
我敢變主意了 來杯潘趣酒 - Yeah, I changed my mind. - Have some punch.
謝謝 是的 我考慮了你今天說的話 Thanks. Yeah, I thought about what you said today.
我不知道 我只是想 你是對的 知道嗎？這可是畢業舞會 I don't know, I just thought, you're right. You know? It's prom.
那太好了 我很高興你能來 That's so great. I'm so glad that you're here.
太好了 嘿 寶貝 - Great. - Hey, baby.
嘿 約翰 寶貝 能讓我和約翰單獨說會話嗎？ Hey, John. Sweetheart, do you think you can give John and I a minute?
因為我真的也想要跟他道歉 Because I would really like to apologize to him too.
一分鐘就好了 好的 - I'll just be a minute. - Okay.
行嗎？ 好的 - Okay? - Yeah.
我一會再給你重新拿一杯 I'll bring you a fresh cup.
一會兒見 約翰 Bye, John.
你真的想當個混蛋嗎？ Are you trying to be an asshole?
我告訴過你離她遠點兒 I told you to stay away from her.
但是你就是離不開 不是嗎？ But you couldn't leave well enough alone, could you?
不是嗎？ Could you?
關於你夢中的女孩兒 你有什麼想要知道的嗎？ You want to know something about the girl of your dreams over there?
除了她是跟我來舞會的 不是跟你之外 Not only is she here with me and not you,
我還要告訴你 我今晚要上她 but I'm gonna be fucking her tonight.
我要把她帶回家去 然後幹了她 I'm gonna take her home and I'm gonna fuck her
想怎麼幹就怎麼幹 因為我能這樣做 every which way I want because I can.
不管我做了什麼 她總是會回到我身邊 And no matter what I do, she's always gonna come back to me.
你覺得怎麼樣？ What do you think about that?
那又怎樣? What?
你喜歡嗎？死玻璃？ Do you like that, faggot?
閉嘴！ Stop this!
草泥馬！ 草泥馬！ Fuck you, man! Fuck you, man!
草泥馬！ 你都幹了些什麼？ - Fuck you! - What did you do?
卡西 我什麼都沒做 你放屁！ - Cassie, I didn't do anything. - That's a lie!
你肯定做了 為什麼你總是要打架？ You did something. Why do you always have to fight?
混蛋！ Asshole!
你打起人來跟你的狗屁男朋友一樣 You hit like your fucking boyfriend.
我他媽什麼也沒做！ I didn't fucking do anything!
胡扯！ 他挑起的！ This is bullshit! He fucking started it!
嘴裡乾淨點！這是今天第二次了 Watch your mouth! This is the second time today
管好自己別犯傻 I've had to deal with this nonsense from you.
你不能呆在這兒了 我不能容忍這種野蠻的行為 You're out of here. I will not tolerate this barbaric behavior-
你他媽瞎了嗎？他挑起的！ 出去 出去！ - Are you fucking blind? He started it! - Out out!
我就走！我再也受不了了！ I am out! I can't get any more out than this!
學校糟透了！ School sucks!
約翰 等等！ John, wait!
等等好嗎？等等！ Will you wait? Wait!
上帝啊 Jesus Christ.
約翰！ John!
約翰 能停下嗎？ John, will you wait?
停下來好嗎？約翰！ Will you just wait? John!
什麼 卡西？什麼？你想怎樣？ What, Cassie? What? What do you want?
我很抱歉 你抱歉？ - I'm just sorry. - You're sorry?
你為什麼而感到『抱歉』（也有難過的意思）？ 你是因為他們把一切都推到我頭上兒『抱歉』 You're sorry for what? You're sorry that I get blamed for everything
還是你為了你男友是一個 狗屁混蛋而感到『抱歉』？ or you're sorry that your boyfriend's a fucking asshole?
還是你因為自己太蠢 分不出來好人壞人而『抱歉』？ Or you're sorry that you're too stupid to tell the difference?
是這樣嗎？ Is that it?
今晚你得要跟我說明白了 You gotta be a little clearer with me tonight
因為我開始頭疼了！ because I've got a bit of a headache!
約翰！ 去你的！ - John! - Fuck you!
他是這個狗屁學校裡最爛的人 He is the worst human being in this fucking school,
而你是最好的 and you are the best.
你們兩個怎麼能合得來？ Now how does that work?
不 我想知道 No, I want to know about that process-
你腦子裡是怎麼想的 what goes through your head.
你怎麼不喜歡我這個跟你青梅竹馬 How you can not like me, someone you've known for your entire life,
侍你如皇后一般的人 someone who would treat you like an absolute queen,
而是回去找那堆臭狗屎 and instead go for that piece of shit back there.
為什麼？ Why?
因為他有錢？因為他很潮？ Because he's rich? Because he's popular?
我是說 上帝啊 卡西 你不是那麼缺錢吧 I mean, Jesus, Cassie, you're not even poor.
我是說 難道這還不夠顯而易見嗎？ I mean, how obvious does it have to be?
你弱智到什麼程度才能 You would have to be practically retarded
才能完全看不出我對你的愛慕 not to see that I'm in love with you.
所有人都知道了 Everybody sees it.
馬克也知道了 Marc sees it.
你知道這多讓人難堪嗎？ Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is?
不 No.
不 你怎麼會知道 No, of course you don't.
我不玩了 結束了 I'm done with it. It's over.
我再也受不了了 卡西 I can't take it anymore, Cassie.
嘿 孩子 你必須回裡面去 Hey, kids, you're gonna have to get back inside.
喂 我們正在說話呢 混蛋 Yo, we're having a conversation here, asshole.
不再是了 結束了 Not anymore. It's over.
你要帶著你的女友 把她帶進去 You need to get your girlfriend and take her back inside.
她不是我女友 好嗎 夥計？我要回家了 That's not my girlfriend, all right, man? I'm going home.
站住！ Stop!
現在就進去！ Get inside now!
好的 All right.
這他媽是怎麼回事？ 我不知道 - What the hell was that? - I don't know.
我感覺不妙 我們得離開這裡 I have a bad feeling. We gotta get out of here.
走吧 Go.
他們是什麼人？ Who are they?
我不知道 I don't know.
但是我想他們不是警察 But I don't think that they're cops.
現在我需要你進去 幫我把艾力克斯帶出來 好嗎？ Now I need you to go in there and get Alex, okay?
不管他怎麼說 把他帶過來 No matter what he says, you get him out of there.
如果需要你可以拽著頭髮 把他拎出來 好嗎？ You drag him by the hair if you have to, okay?
好的 但是其他人怎麼辦？ Okay. But what about everyone else?
我去把這事告訴克萊爾校長 I'm gonna tell Principal St. Clair what's going on,
但是我一刻也不想再在這裡呆下去了 but I'm not staying here any longer than that.
不管他說什麼 我們都要從這裡出去 好嗎？ No matter what he says, we're getting out of here, okay?
好的 Okay.
艾力克斯！艾力克斯！ 卡西 你看到約翰了嗎？ - Alex! Alex! - Cassie, have you seen John?
趕緊跟我出來 好嗎？ You've got to come outside with me right now, okay?
你是在考驗我吧 You just fucking cockblocked me.
好了 別讓我把你從舞會上踢出來 跟我走就好了 Okay. Don't get kicked out of prom. Just come with me.
好的 天啊！ - All right. - God!
好啦 好啦 好啦 Well, well, well.
是時候 It is time
公佈今年的舞會之王 to announce the prom king
和舞會皇后了！ and the prom queen!
怪胎！ Freak!
天啊 他怎麼耽誤這麼長時間 God, what is taking him so long?
你說什麼？難道在哪裡 發現屍體或者什麼東西了嗎？ So what are you talking about? There's dead bodies in here or something?
聽我說！ You're not listening to me!
今天我聽你說得夠多了！ I've had more than enough of this from you!
我告訴你回家了 放手！ - I told you to go home. - Back off!
行了嗎？現在游泳池裡有死屍 All right? Now there's a dead body in the pool
學校被人包圍了 and there's people surrounding the school!
明白嗎？做點什麼！ All right? Do something!
省省吧 孩子 你把我當成傻瓜嗎？ Come on, boy, what kind of fool do you take me for?
克萊爾校長 外面有持槍的人- Principal St. Clair, there are people with guns outside-
坐著箱型車還帶著槍！ 你能去看一眼嗎？ men in vans with guns! Will you just look?
好吧 在這兒等著 All right, wait a minute.
就在這等 別走開 Stay right here. Do not move.
快去！ Go!
怎麼回事？ What the hell is going on?
他們把門鎖住了！ They locked the doors!
等等 什麼？ 我們他媽的被困住了 Wait, what? We're fucking trapped?
外面是怎麼回事？ What's going on out there?
我是這所學校的校長！ I'm the principal of this school!
我要求知道這是怎麼回事 I demand to know what's going on.
那個女孩是誰？ 為什麼大家都看著她？ Who is that girl? Why is everyone looking at her?
這本來應該是我的輝煌之夜！ This is supposed to be my big night!
幫幫我 Help me.
幫幫我！ Help me!
幫我 Help.
這他媽是恐怖襲擊 還是怎麼回事？ What, is this fucking terrorism or something?
為什麼他們把我們鎖在這裡？ Why'd they lock us in?
我只要能找到電話- 我們得尋求幫助 We just need to find a phone- we need to get help.
不 我們要趁他們把所有門鎖住之前出去 No, we need to get out of here before they can lock all the doors.
藝術教室有戶外門 Art room has outside doors.
不 禮堂這邊的門更好 因為正對著小巷 No, the auditorium's way better 'cause it leads out back.
什麼？這是傳染病嗎？ 你們看到那傢伙的臉了麼？ What, is this contagious? Did you see that guy's fucking face?
我不知道 夥計 你看著不像是有病 你也不像 I don't know, man. You don't look sick. Neither do you.
怎麼他媽回事？ What the fuck?
上次輪到我檢查時 只發現有孩子穿著風衣上學 Last time I checked kids were taking trench coats to school,
可沒人帶生物武器！ not fucking biological weapons!
看看我後背 好的 沒事的 - My back. - Okay, all right.
我們得從這兒出去 We need to get out of here.
他們進來了！他們進來了！ They're here! They're here!
看啊 看什麼？ - Look. - What?
不 不… No, no...
操 Fuck.
不 不 不… No, no, no...
愚蠢的婊子 Stupid fucking bitch.
那個該死的婊子 That fucking bitch.
死婊子 Fucking bitch.
死… Fucking...
操 Fuck.
我他媽應該怎麼辦？別他媽往這看 What do I fucking do? Don't fucking look at it.
怎麼他媽回事？ What the fuck?
神啊 God.
我要去圖書館 I need to go to the fucking library.
我得去查你經常看的那些醫書 對嗎? I need to get those medical books- those books you always use, right?
操！ 這不是性病！ - Fuck! - It's not an STD!
你要看醫生 不是看書！卡西！ You need a doctor, not a book! Cassie!
卡西！ Cassie!
出事了 Something is wrong.
出大事了 Something is very wrong.
我生孩子了 I had the baby.
請幫幫我 求你了！ Please help me, please!
我-我幫不了你 求你了！ - I- I can't help you. - Please!
你病了 我不能- 我的孩子！我知道該怎麼做！ - You're sick, I can't- - My baby! I don't know what to do!
求你了！ Please!
離我遠點兒！離我遠點兒！ Get away from me! Get away from me!
離我遠點兒！ Get away from me!
別再靠近了！ Don't come any closer!
別動！ Don't move, please!
別 別… 哦 天啊！哦 天啊！ - Please, please... - Oh, God! Oh, God!
天啊 God.
卡西！ Cassie!
下去 夥計！別讓我看見你 Get the fuck down, man! Get your ass out of sight.
別這樣 夥計！你怎麼了？ No, man! What's your problem?
我他媽簡直是專吸小妞的磁鐵 夥計 I'm a fucking chick magnet, man.
整個世界都他媽要完蛋了 And this fucking world's coming to an end,
我們他媽的得從這道奇裡出來 and we gotta get the fuck out of Dodge.
不 別這樣對我 夥計 No, don't do this to me, man.
我只是下來接你這個蠢貨的 夥計 I just came down here to pick your silly ass up, man.
這是什麼 夥計？ What is this, man?
清啤酒 你真差勁 Light beer. You are pathetic.
拿回去吧 Take that back.
聽著 夥計 我什麼都明白了 Listen, man, I got everything figured out.
我把我打的報告 從那個該死的辦公室拿出來了 I got my paperwork out of that fucking office.
他們甚至不會知道我去過那兒 夥計 They're not even gonna know I was ever here, man.
是啊 好吧 我不想潑你冷水- Yeah, well, I hate to rain on your parade-
你千萬別想不聲不響的騙過警局 夥計 you just don't quit the police force without somebody noticing, man.
你永遠不要這樣想 You ever think about that?
直到今天下午 我他媽還是一個條子呢 記得嗎？ Up until this afternoon I was a fucking cop, remember?
我知道這些狗屎的工作方式 I know how this fucking bullshit works.
我什麼線索都沒留下 離開這裡就行了 I got it all covered. Just get the fuck out of here.
你確定是這樣嗎 查理老夥計？ 這可是相當離譜的命令 You sure about this, Charlie, man? This is gonna be a mighty tall order.
走吧 夥計 放鬆點兒 Let's roll, man. It's cool.
那好吧 All right then.
我們往哪兒走？ Where are we headed?
跟上 Come on.
這些是槍聲嗎？ Are those gunshots?
這邊走 Come on.
請安靜 Please be quiet.
我-- 我的腿！ My-- my legs!
他們都要往外跑！ They're going out!
我跑出來了！ I made it!
請 請幫幫我！ Please, please help me!
幫幫我！ Help me!
我跑出來了！ I made it!
請！請幫幫我！ Please! Please help me!
求你了！ Please!
艾力克斯！艾力克斯！ - Alex! - Alex!
見鬼 他不在這兒 他還在圖書館 Shit! He's not here! He's in the library.
他病了 好嗎？ 不管這是什麼病 他已經染上了 He's sick, all right? Whatever it is, he's got it
他覺得如果他知道這是什麼病 那他就能救自己 and he's convinced that he can save himself if he knows what it is.
他認為我能幫他 可我他媽的真幫不了他！ He thinks I can help him. I can't fucking help him!
操！我就不該讓他去！ Fuck! I never should have let him go!
你知道我離不開他 你知道嗎？ You know I can't leave him? You know that?
那咱們就去找他 Let's just go and get him then.
嘿 嘿 約翰 - Hey. Hey. - John.
你看到我的舞伴了嗎？ Have you seen my date? 'Cause I'd like to give her
我有些想法要告訴他 some of my mind.
無藥可救
截肢
不！ No!
開門 開門！ Doors, doors!
卡西 求你了！開門 是我！ Cassie, please! Come on, it's me!
嘿 嘿！ 別碰我 約翰！ - Hey, hey! - Don't fucking touch me, John!
卡西！ 這是皮膚病 夥計 - Cassie! - It's a skin disease, man.
這是皮膚病 It's a skin disease.
他們進來了 你要從這兒出去！ They're in the building. You gotta get out of here!
你要從這兒出去 卡西 開門！ - You gotta get out of here. - Cassie, open the door!
你要從這兒出去 他們見人就開槍 約翰 You gotta get out of here. They're shooting people, John.
開門 趕快！ Open the doors right now!
開門！ Open them!
卡西？卡西？ Cassie? Cassie?
別這樣 是我啊！ 我不能開門 你可能已經染上病了 - Come on, it's me! - I can't. You might be sick.
不 不！ 我沒病 我很好 求你了！ No, no! I'm not sick. I'm fine. Please!
求你了！把這該死的門打開 Please! Open the fucking door right now.
你聽到我說的了嗎？ 你聽到我說什麼了嗎？ Do you hear me? Are you listening to what I'm saying?
馬上開門！ Open this door right now!
你能閉嘴嗎？走吧！ Will you fucking shut up? Go away!
開門 Open the door.
我不能 I can't!
看開點兒 約翰- 如果我沒有拉你來舞會 Look on the bright side, John- if I hadn't made you go to prom,
你也不會跟你夢中的女孩兒走到一起 you wouldn't have ended up with the girl of your dreams.
卡西 聽到我說了嗎？ 你聽到我說什麼了嗎？ Cassie, do you hear me? Are you listening to what I'm saying?
你把門打開 馬上！ You open this door right now!
卡西 求你了 你得開門 你得讓我進去 Cassie, please come on. You gotta open this door. You gotta let me in.
現在就開！ Now!
卡西 求你了 聽著 我能幫你 Cassie, please come on. Listen, I can help you.
聽我的話 是我啊 Listen to what I'm saying to you. This is me here.
我能幫你 I can help you.
走吧 Let's go.
快點兒！ Come on!
任何人不准通過這裡 此路不通 No one's being allowed through. The road's closed.
這是緊急情況 It's an emergency situation.
別這樣 老兄 我們趕著去婚禮 Come on, pal. We're already late for the wedding.
睜隻眼閉只眼得了 不可能 - Cut us some slack. - No can do.
死命令 你必須馬上調頭回去 Strict orders. You need to turn around and head back right now.
真他媽的 夥計 我們必須離開這裡 This is fucked, man. We gotta get out of here.
別擔心 表兄 我能處理 Don't worry about it, cousin. I'll handle this.
來一下好嗎 警官? Excuse me, officer?
為什麼不過來談談呢？ Why don't you step into my office for a minute?
聽著 我是一個商人 Listen, I'm a businessman
我們商量一下你說怎麼樣 好嗎？ and what do you say we work something out, okay?
笨手笨腳的傢伙 Butterfingers.
開始行動！ Move it now!
我們要去哪兒？ Where are we going?
我得讓你幫個忙 I need you to do something for me.
很快就好了 It's gonna go really fast
然後我可能會休克 明白？ and then I'm gonna go into shock, okay?
你要幫我弄好 You're gonna have to do this.
明白嗎？ Okay?
我剛才說的話 What I said before?
並不是有意的 I didn't mean it.
不 你是有意的 Yeah, you did.
閃開 混蛋！ Move, motherfucker!
我要把你的腦袋敲碎 婊子！ I'm gonna crack your fucking skull, bitch!
你聽到我說的了嗎？好嗎？ Do you fucking hear me? Okay?
把頭低下 夥計！ Put your fucking head down, man!
你他媽打我 混蛋！ Fuckin' hit me, motherfucker!
就這樣 加把勁兒 夥計！ Yeah, come on, man!
對 對！你開始上道兒了 混蛋！ Yeah, yeah! You gettin' warm, motherfucker!
我給了你一切！ 遇到我之前你什麼都不是！ I gave you everything! You were nothing before me!
你覺得只要你想 你就能甩掉我嗎？ You think you can just drop me because you fucking feel like it?
那我的感受呢？ What about my feelings?
什麼他媽的 什麼他媽的感受！ What the fuck? What the fuck? Feelings!
你他媽怎麼能這麼對我？ How could you fucking do this to me?
我他媽的愛你！ I fucking loved you!
卡西！你別想跟我分手！ - Cassie! - You don't break up with me!
沒人能跟我分手！知道嗎？ Nobody breaks up with me! Okay?
他他媽有什麼是我不能給你的？ What the fuck does he have that I don't?
我現在就想要你！現在就干 婊子！ I want to fucking know! Do it, bitch!
再加把勁兒 你得站起來 Just a little bit further. You've gotta get up.
我失血過多 I lost too much blood.
你要從這兒離開 You've got to get out of here.
快走 快走 Go, go.
加油 加油 你會沒事的 Just come on, come on. You're gonna be fine.
你必須走 不 - You gotta go. - No.
起來 他在這兒！盯住他！ - Get up. - He's there! Get him on the horn!
不 約翰 我們得走了 我們必須走 No. John, we've got to go. We gotta go.
加油 加油… Come on, come on...
不 不 不！ No, no, no!
不 不… No, no...
走 走 走！ Go, go, go!
走！ 快跑！ Go! Run!
快跑 Run!
快跑！去你的！ Run! Fuck you!
來人啊！ 求你了！求你了！ Somebody! Please! Please!
請幫幫我！求你了！ Please, help me! Please!
停車！求你了！求你了！ Stop the car! Please! Please!
請停車！求你了！求你了！ Please stop the car! Please, please!
停下 停下！求你了！ Stop, stop! Please!
哪裡不舒服？ What seems to be the trouble?
我要去醫院 請幫我 求你了！ I need to go to the hospital. Please help me, please!
發生了什麼事？ 你老爹把你踢得滿地找牙嗎？ What the fuck happened? Your old man kicked you around?
不 我只是要去醫院 夥計們！求你們了！ No, I just need to go to the hospital, you guys! Please!
上來吧 求你了！ - Come on in. - Please!
這是我的表兄赫爾曼 我是溫斯頓 This is my cousin Herman and I'm Winston.
謝謝你 溫斯頓 我們能走了嗎？ Thank you. Winston, can we just please get out of here?
行嗎？行嗎？ 當然了！ - Please? Please? - Fuckin' A!
快走吧 赫爾曼 Hit it, Herman.
英文字幕作者: Arigon 中文翻譯：ir77
祝你演出成功（字面意思是斷一條腿） 淫娃 Break a leg, whore.
去你媽的 怪物 Fuck you, troll.
還有 別碰我的東西 婊子 And don't touch my stuff, bitch.
好正點 That is hot.
這小妞看著好像才16歲一樣
我希望
我想這小妞跟我的孩子是一所高中的 I think that chick goes to my kid's high school.
夥計 真他媽正點 Man, that's fucking hot.
是的 不是嗎？ Yeah, right?
真爽 Yeah.
爽！ Yeah!
我還是要上她 I'd still fuck her.
當然 No doubt.
寶貝 你多大了？ Honey, how old are you?
足夠大了 Old enough.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你還好嗎？ You okay?
寶貝 你- Honey, you-
你讓我渾身發熱 you just make me so hot.
怎麼他媽回事？ What the fuck?
該死的婊子 Fucking bitch.
天啊 God.
嘿 Hey.
歌還沒完呢 The song wasn't over.
該死的妓女 Fucking whores.
這兒的女孩還不如提華納（墨西哥城市）
你不能因為蘋果上的一小塊兒斑 而丟掉整個蘋果
自己拿
墨西哥
新奧爾良 前方休息站
公共廁所
歡迎來新奧爾良 距離狂歡節開幕還有1天
看誰能看到最後一秒
舞會更爛 Prom blows.