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Eat ALL OF THE THINGS!
什
么
都
吃
All right! What? Hahaha
好吧！怎么了？哈哈
All right, so today, we’ve got quite a selection of things.
好了 今天 我们选了好几样东西
This is Lay’s potato chips - lime flavor, yogurt flavor,
这是乐事的薯片-青柠味，酸奶味
cucumber flavor, and numb and spicy hotpot flavor.
黄瓜味还有飘香麻辣锅味
Yum - I look forward to that one!
不错啊-我很期待最后一个
Pringles….seaweed flavor hahaha.
品客的…海苔味 哈哈哈哈
Some 豆腐干, this is a kind of dried tofu something or other.
还有一些豆腐干 就是干的豆腐之类的
Oreos - that I can recognize from the box.
奥利奥-我从包装上认出来了
Green tea - is it green tea? Green tea oreos!
抹茶味-是抹茶吗？ 抹茶奥利奥
Okay. This is the last one - 冬瓜条.
好了 这是最后一个-冬瓜条
Okay - sounds good.
好吧 听上去不错
I don’t think it will be good, but….okay.
我不觉得这会好吃 但是…好吧
Well, I’ve never had it, either.
我也从来没试过冬瓜条
And to wash it down, we’ve got this,
用来配这些的饮料 我们买了这个
probably my favorite Chinese drink, which is 经典奶茶,
很可能是我最喜欢的中国饮料 经典奶茶
which just a kind of milk tea.
这是其实就是奶茶
Hmmm okay. This is my favorite flavor of it. All right. All right!
唔… 好吧 这是我最喜欢的味道 好吧 好吧
What do you want to have first?
你想先尝哪样？
Haha I don’t know.
哈哈 我不知道
You’ve probably got a progression picked out.
你可能已经想好顺序了吧
Well, I think we’re going to start with the potato chips first. Okay.
我觉得我们应该先吃薯片 好吧
I’m gonna start with the 麻辣香锅 flavor of Lay’s.
我要先从麻辣香锅味的乐事薯片开始
This is numb and spicy hotpot.
这是飘香麻辣锅味
It smells just like the numb and spicy hotpot
这薯片闻上去跟我们那天晚上
that we had the other night!
吃的麻辣火锅的味道一样
Go for it! Okay.
开吃吧 好的
What do you think? It’s very well named!
你觉得怎样？名副其实的味道啊！
It tastes just like the food we had the other night!
跟我们那天吃的火锅的味道一样
All right, way to go, China!
好吧 做的不错啊 中国
Should I have some of this to clear my palette? Yeah, sure.
我该喝点这个漱漱口吗？ 是的 当然
Milk tea?
奶茶？
Hahahaha not a fan? It tastes like milk, and it tastes like tea,
哈哈哈哈哈 不喜欢？ 就是牛奶味和茶味啊
but it’s just two flavors that I don’t think of going together.
但是我没想过把这两个味道混一起
Aaaaaahhh! Like it? This is my favorite drink.
啊啊啊啊！好喝？这是我最爱的饮料
I wish they paid me to do this.
我希望统一找我打广告
I would make that company so much money.
我会让他们赚超多钱的
Lime flavor - I actually quite like this.
青柠味-事实上我还挺喜欢这个的
See, I’ve actually had lime flavor before.
其实我吃过青柠味薯片
They actually have that in the USA. Really? They do?
美国也有这个 真的？
Yeah, it’s usually salt and lime together.
是啊 一般是盐和青柠味结合
It’s really strong salt.
盐的味道很重
That tastes - but this is different-
这个味道-跟美国的不一样
this has a little bit of a sweet taste to it.
这个吃上去有点甜
This tastes like a margarita. …..great! Yeah!
这个味道像玛格丽特… 不错啊！是的！
I need to take some of those home for Deanna (my stepmom).
我得买几包回家给Deanna(我的继母)
Cucumber! Smell it. Smells like cucumbers!
黄瓜味！闻一下 就是黄瓜的味道！
I don’t like them! I don’t particularly like them, either.
我不喜欢这个！我也不是特别喜欢这个味道
It tastes just like cucumber.
吃上去就像黄瓜一样
Lays has done a really good job of capturing the flavor with these.
乐事在模仿食物的味道这方面很在行啊
I don’t think - I don’t want to take those home to Deanna.
我不想-我不觉得我会把这个带回家给Deanna
I’m gonna take some of these home for me!
麻辣香锅味我会带一些回家给自己！
Yogurt chips! All right.
酸奶味！来吧
I should say in advance that I don’t particularly like yogurt.
我得事先说明一下 我不怎么喜欢酸奶
Well, I don’t like yogurt, either.
其实 我也不喜欢酸奶
It’s kind of a waste of time, but people in China love yogurt.
我觉得是浪费时间 但是中国人很喜欢酸奶
Not a good idea to snort yogurt.
闻酸奶是个好主意
Oh….interesting, it smells like glue.
噢… 很有趣 闻上去像胶水一样
It does! It smells like Elmer’s Glue!
是的 这个闻上去就像Elmer’s胶水一样！
There’s a certain glue-y smell to this.
这薯片带着一点胶水的气息
You first. I don’t want to have this.
你先上 我不想吃这个
I've never had this before. Oh, that's not good.
我以前也没吃过这个味 噢 看来不好吃啊
I don't like it. Take that away, Mr. Lays!
我不喜欢这个味 好走不送啊 乐事
Oreos? In the USA, we have one or two different flavors of Oreos.
奥利奥？在美国 奥利奥只有一到两个味道
China has a bunch.
中国有一大堆
I counted the other night at the store,
那晚我在商场里数过了
and there were like 80 different kinds of Oreos.
那里的奥利奥有近乎80种味道
-There’s not 80 different kinds! -Well, there was a lot!
才没有80种这么多呢！反正就是很多！
It smells like the tea we’re drinking.
跟我们喝那个奶茶一个味
Whaaaaat????
什么鬼？？？？
Whaaaaat ? ? ?
什么鬼？？？？
No? No! (hiccups)
不妙？不妙！（打嗝）
Whew, excuse me! We need to slow down!
不好意思！我们得慢点吃了！
I thought you liked these!!! Nuh uh!!
我还以为你喜欢抹茶奥利奥呢！！不不！
The cookie flavor overwhelms the tea flavor to me,
巧克力饼干的味道盖过了茶的味道
so I don’t get much tea out of that.
所以我没怎么尝到里面茶的味道
If the regular Oreos were all gone, I would probably grab those
如果正常口味的奥利奥卖光了 我可能会买这个口味
and pretend I was eating the real thing.
然后假装我在吃原味的
This is starvation food. Like if it’s six weeks into the apocalypse
这口味只有闹饥荒我才会吃 比如说大灾变发生了六周之后
and this is the last thing I have to eat
这是我忍不住吃我的邻居之前
before I start eating my neighbors,
才会吃的食物
I would probably eat it then. This is just awful.
到了那种情况我才会吃它 实在是太糟糕了
Now we’ve got the things that are not so…..not so nice.
现在我们剩下要尝的东西都是…不太妙的
I can’t decide which one is gonna be worse.
我判断不了哪一样会更难吃
I know what this tastes like,
我知道豆腐干是什么味道
and I can guess what this is gonna taste like.
我大概能猜到这个口味是怎样
Seaweed flavor, huh?
海苔味 对吧
It certainly doesn’t smell like seaweed.
它闻上去一点都不像海苔
No - it just smells like potato chips.
对的-闻上去就是薯片的味道
Kinda green. One, two, three.
绿绿的 一 二 三
No flavor. No seaweed flavor. Nope.
没味道 没有海苔味 没有
Just badly cooked potato chips.
吃上去像没烤好的薯片
They have a different consistency than Pringles in the USA.
这个跟美国的品客不太一样
Tea break!
休息一下！
Donggua Tiao - this is gonna be sweet.
冬瓜条-这肯定很甜
What’s this called again?
这叫什么来着？
Donggua Tiao. Donggua is that big melon. Okay.
冬瓜条 冬瓜就是很大的瓜 好吧
Tiao just means like a strip. It’s a strip of melon.
条就是条状的意思 就是冬瓜的切片
It’s just a dried vegetable/fruit thing, so it’s probably not that bad.
这是脱了水的蔬菜/水果 所以可能没那么糟
Oh my God!
我的老天！
Just really sweet.
只有甜味
That is sickeningly sweet.
甜到变态啊
Wow, if I eat another bite of this, I might actually be sick.
哇 我觉得我再吃一口 我就要得病了
It tastes like the sticky rice thing, only not as slimy.
吃上去就像那个米做的黏黏的东西 不过没那么黏
The Tangyuan? What do y’all think about that?
汤圆？你们觉得冬瓜条怎么样？
Does this taste like Tangyuan to you?
吃上去像汤圆吗？
It’s just sweet. No, it’s just very sweet.
只有甜味而已 不，是非常非常甜
Let’s have another tea break.
再来一轮茶歇吧我们
The tea tasted sweet before I took that.
吃冬瓜条之前 这个茶还是有甜味的
-Now it tastes like tea. -The flavor’s gone.
现在只剩茶味了 甜味没有了
Now it tastes like real tea.
现在像真的茶一样
Always gotta smell it first. It doesn’t exactly smell rotten…
每次都得先闻一下 味道不完全像腐烂了
but…if I passed a restaurant and this smell was coming from it,
但是… 如果我路过一家饭店 闻到这个味儿
it would not make me want to go inside.
我不会想进这家饭馆的
I’ve had this before, and I know what I’m going to say
我之前吃过这个 我知道我会怎么评价这个
it tastes like and smells like.
这个吃上去和闻上去
So I should go first? Cheers.
我该先吃吗 干杯
Okay. All right. What? You want another one?
好吧 来吧 什么？你还想再吃一个吗？
Nope.
不
It’s not revolting.
不到恶心的程度
Are you sure? I’ll tell you exactly what it tastes like.
你确定？我能告诉你这味道准确的描述
It tastes like hot and spicy Play Doh.
这吃上去就想香辣味的培乐多
Interesting! I came up with hot and spicy cardboard.
很有趣！我觉得是香辣味的硬纸板
That’s kinda what I came up with.
这是我想到的形容词
You’re going with Play Doh. Play Doh that’s been rolled up
你觉得像培乐多 就像培乐多卷起来
and set out and left out for a few days. Left out to dry? Yes.
然后放在外面好几天 在外面晾干吗
That’s not a fun thing.
对的 但一点都不好玩
No, that’s not my favorite.
不 这不是我最喜欢的
I don’t even in know if Play Doh’s a thing
我甚至不知道这里有没有培乐多
- is Play Doh a thing in China? I don’t know.
中国有培乐多吗？我不知道
You let me know in the comments!
在评论下告诉我吧！
I think I know what the clear winner is for you.
我觉得我知道哪个零食最得你欢心
That’s probably the Mala Xiangguo chips.
最可能是麻辣香锅味薯片
Yeah, that’s the clear winner.
是的 很明显它赢了
This is the winner, apparently, from Pops.
他最喜欢这个 显而易见 爸爸最爱
He gives it….five….thumbs up, which is not a thing,
他给这个…五… 个大拇指 这里没这个说法
just to let you know. Four thumbs up?
只是告诉你而已 四个大拇指？
That’s not how we rate things, but okay.
在中国我们不这样评分 但是可以的
What’s the loser here? It’s a tie, actually.
最糟糕的是哪一个 有两样 事实上
It’s a tie between the yogurt chips and the — OOHH
分别是酸奶薯片 还有--噢！！
OH don’t drip that shit out!! I just got this house!!
被把汁倒出来了！！这房子我新租的！！
It’s a tie between the yogurt chips and the Play Doh.
酸奶味薯片和培乐多同获最糟糕零食
I - I don’t want to eat anything.
我 我不想再吃了
I just ate a whole bunch of stuff I didn’t like.
我刚吃了一堆我不喜欢的东西
Well, I think that about wraps it up for this particular episode
好吧 我觉得是时候结束这一期的
翻译：@懒惰老外&@冯小吉 时间轴：@冯小吉 压制：@冯小吉
of Eat ALL OF THE THINGS,so if you liked the video with my dad,
什么都吃 如果你喜欢我和我爸拍的节目
please go ahead and leave a like and feel free to subscribe
欢迎大家点赞 订阅我的节目
and comment and all that, and I guess we’ll see you all next time!
还有写评论什么的 我想我们下期节目再见了
Cheers! EAT ALL OF THE THINGS!
干杯！什么都吃！
Wow, that was way out of turn, but okay.
哇 这声音真奇怪 但是还行
Cheers, all right!
干杯！走起！
Wow, you are slow. We’ve gotta end this thing, man!
哇 你喝好慢啊 我们要结尾了 兄弟
I had more than you did.
我喝得比你多
All right - see you guys next time!
好吧 我们下次再见