1 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,920 - You ready? - Ready's my middle name. 纯英文视频及字幕来自：www.abcTVs.com 2 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,640 What do we got? Gang of terrible rhinos? 3 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:31,160 Crocs? Rabid wolves? Let's do it! 4 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:34,680 Be warned. This may be the toughest challenge you've ever had to face. 5 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,760 Get ready to feel the thunder! 6 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:39,800 HE GASPS CHILDREN SHOUT 7 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,960 Introduction To Kung Fu class. 8 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,200 Ha-yah! 9 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,360 Can I use the Wuxi finger hold on 'em? 10 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,560 I'd try not to. 11 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,960 Remember, Po, each generation teaches the next one. 12 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:55,160 And so the art of kung fu lives on, in you and now in these... 13 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,440 HE YELLS 14 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:57,960 CRASHING 15 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:01,360 ..er, delightful children. What? 16 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:02,800 Good luck. Wait a second! 17 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,600 Master Shifu! Come on! Agh! 18 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:08,480 Hmm. 19 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:12,720 OK, uh, if you could just take a seat... 20 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,080 HE CHUCKLES Hello? 21 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:17,880 Hey, hey. Settle down, now. 22 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,400 OK. Uh... 23 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:24,320 Get those cottontails on the floor! 24 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:26,600 ALL GASP The Dragon Warrior! 25 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,720 Yes, thank you. 26 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,880 Are we gonna learn the cool kung fu moves? 27 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,120 - Yes. ALL: Yeah! 28 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,320 Now we're really gonna start kicking butt! 29 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:37,520 Whoa, now hold on. Kicking butt is just a small part of kung fu. 30 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,400 - It's awesome, but it's small. ALL: Huh? 31 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,000 "Kung fu" means "excellence of self". 32 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,640 Being the best you can be. That's what it's about, bunnies. 33 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,840 - I wanna learn tigress style. 34 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,320 HE GROWLS Aren't we going to fight? 35 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,040 Yeah, like the Furious Five? 36 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,080 Yeah! 37 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,720 The Furious Five, huh? They are cool, aren't they? 38 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,120 But it wasn't fighting that made them amazing. 39 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,160 No. They each had to learn the secrets of kung fu 40 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,960 before they became excellent. 41 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,000 - Secrets? What secrets? - Tell us! 42 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,280 I shouldn't really say. 43 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,720 That's why it's a secret. It's top secret. 44 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:13,480 Please? Tell us, come on. Please? 45 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:17,040 OK, but don't tell anyone I told you, or I'll deny it. 46 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:20,520 I'll be like, "What? I didn't tell 'em anything." All right? 47 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:27,520 PO: 'Even when Master Mantis was but a wee bug, he was fast. 48 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:28,680 'Lightning fast! 49 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,360 'Whenever anybody needed some help...' 50 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:33,080 - Help! - Kabooey! Ha-ha! 51 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,560 '..he was there.' 52 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:37,600 Get him! 53 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,320 PO: He was the hero of the valley... 54 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,280 CHEERING Ha-ha! 55 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,960 'But he had one tiny problem.' 56 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:49,000 Waiter, I'm starvin' over here! 57 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,840 'He was totally impatient.' 58 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,000 What's taking so long? 59 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,480 'The world moved too slow for Mantis. 60 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:58,840 'He was too fast for the world.' 61 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,240 Give me that! 62 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:03,400 'One day, it would get him into trouble.' 63 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,080 A gang of crocodiles stole my village's supply of... 64 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,440 - Wood. - ..wool coats. 65 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,640 And if we don't get them back, we'll... 66 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,040 Look unfashionable? 67 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,480 ..freeze to death. 68 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,760 Just as I thought. And where did these scaly savages run off to? 69 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:17,840 - They went... - West! 70 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:19,800 - No, east! - What are you...? 71 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,080 - Towards the... - Hill! 72 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,360 - No! - Oh! 73 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,000 - The island of... - Rhinos? 74 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,480 Crocodile bandits! 75 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,240 Crocodile bandits? East? Wool coats! 76 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,720 I knew it! I'll need a boat. 77 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,440 - You need to be very... - Quick. 78 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,520 - Careful. And take... - A packed lunch? 79 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:36,000 - This map. - No maps! 80 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,320 - Mantis, they... - Won't know what hit 'em. 81 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,760 But traps! They're famous for setting traps. 82 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,280 Ha-ha! 83 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:59,600 A trap! Why didn't anyone warn me? 84 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,080 Well, if it isn't the world-famous Mantis. 85 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,680 Guess you were so fast you forgot to check for traps. Ha! 86 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,040 How 'bout you let me out 87 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,640 and I'll show you how fast I can make you cry. 88 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,960 Why don't we leave you in there and see how fast you can grow old? 89 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,360 ALL LAUGH 90 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:23,560 PO: 'No matter how hard he tried, Mantis could not escape.' 91 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,800 No matter how hard I try, I cannot escape. 92 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,440 'He could do nothing but sit and wait for something to happen. 93 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:34,280 'And so he waited. And waited... 94 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:35,840 'and waited. 95 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,080 'Until something mind-blowing happened. 96 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:40,640 'For the first time, the world around Mantis 97 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,160 'moved faster than he did. 98 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:45,280 'Forced to wait, Mantis entered a trance-like, 99 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,560 'totally awesome state of mind. 100 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:51,440 'Mantis had found the one thing he'd been missing. 101 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,120 'Patience. 102 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,720 'And a brilliant plan.' 103 00:04:55,720 --> 00:05:00,360 Hey, Mantis! Wake up, it's time to eat. 104 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,160 Uh, hey, you guys? 105 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:06,640 - Oh, that's yucky. - I think he's dead. 106 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,720 Touch him. Poke him with something! 107 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:09,840 Careful. Careful. 108 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:13,760 PO: 'Mantis had to summon every ounce of Chi he could muster... 109 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,120 'just to keep from laughing. 110 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,600 'The crocodiles totally fell for his amazing 111 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,360 ' "staying still for a really long time" technique.' 112 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,000 Ha ha! 113 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,480 Wait for it. 114 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:34,560 PO: 'Mantis had finally found the secret to excellence of self, 115 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:37,600 'the mind-blowing power of patience.' 116 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:38,880 Yeah. 117 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:42,360 CHILDREN SHOUT 118 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,400 - No, no, no. Wait. You guys. - I am Mantis! 119 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,320 - Come on. No. No. - Wait for it. 120 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,520 It's the "staying still for a really long time" technique. 121 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:53,160 You're missing the point. Not about fighting. 122 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:54,720 Stop fighting! Hey! 123 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,920 Now, sit! ALL GASP 124 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:01,920 OK, now, pay attention this time. 125 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:05,520 'It is said that the viper clan descended from mighty dragons, 126 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,000 'whose legendary flames were distilled 127 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,840 'into the viper's powerful venom. 128 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:14,440 'Great Master Viper was the greatest of this fabled clan. 129 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:19,080 'One touch of his ivory tips could fell 15 gorilla warriors. 130 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,560 'And a mid-sized crocodile. 131 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,920 'Evil itself trembled before him, 132 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:32,000 'before the awe-smacking awesomeness of his poison fang technique. 133 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,360 'And so it was with great joy that the daughter of the great master 134 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,200 'was born to carry on the tradition.' 135 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:42,280 Finally, a little warrior to carry on my legacy. 136 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:47,240 'As the tiny viper first smiled at her father, the world itself shook.' 137 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,400 Da-da! 138 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,240 'That's right. No fangs.' 139 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:53,560 No venom! 140 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:56,480 'Years went by. 141 00:06:56,480 --> 00:07:00,120 'Viper's father was still the only one who could protect the village... 142 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,760 '..from the bad dudes. 143 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,960 'And little Viper still had no fangs. 144 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,400 'The great master was disconsolate.' 145 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,520 Can I help? 146 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:17,320 No, little one. It is too dangerous for you. 147 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:21,720 'So the little Viper did a little dance to make her father smile. 148 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:24,080 'And it worked. 149 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,800 'Just a little bit. 150 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,360 'I know what you're thinking.' 151 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,080 Where's the kickin' butt? 152 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,160 ALL: Yeah! 153 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:34,320 Patience, o, small ones. It begins... 154 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,640 now! 155 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:41,320 OK, well, not right now. Soon. Soon! 156 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,040 'Moon festival time. 157 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,960 'And all that dancing for her sad dad 158 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:48,400 'made Viper blossom into the best ribbon dancer in the village. 159 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:52,280 'But without fangs, she was too afraid to go to the festival. 160 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:58,520 'The great master was on his way to the won ton booth when...' 161 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,560 A gorilla bandit! 162 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:06,960 Cower now, old snake. Your town will soon tremble beneath my mighty fist. 163 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:10,880 Not if I defeat you now, with the awe-inspiring awesomeness 164 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,640 of my poison fang technique! 165 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:15,440 Then bite me, o fanged one! 166 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:16,720 Sham-ba-la! 167 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:19,200 PO: 'For his poison fang was invincible!' 168 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,440 But how? 169 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:29,320 My poison-proof armour defies your fabled fangs! 170 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,360 Father! 171 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,480 Viper? Viper! 172 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,000 GORILLA BANDIT CACKLES 173 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,880 PO: 'Viper had no idea what she would do. 174 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,920 'But one thing she did know...' 175 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:44,160 No-one beats up my daddy! 176 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,600 A little snake with pretty ribbons? 177 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:51,600 Ha-ha-ha-ha! What? Are you gonna dance for me? 178 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,240 If it'll make you happy. 179 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,680 Let's dance! Hyah! 180 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,120 I don't have to bite you to bite! 181 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,720 Too bad your fists aren't as fast as your mouth. 182 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:19,640 My deceptive dancing defies your poison-proof armour. 183 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:25,120 PO: 'The great master marvelled at this little snake with no venom 184 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:28,680 'who had learned to dance to make her father smile. 185 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,680 'And so she had. 186 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:37,920 'That night, Viper found courage, 187 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,560 'a power far more potent than venom.' 188 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:45,160 ALL SIGH What? 189 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,840 What's with the sad faces? Viper's totally awesome. 190 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:51,720 Yeah. But she was so cool. We're just bunnies. 191 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:55,200 - We're not like Viper. - No, you're not. 192 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,400 ALL GASP 193 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,800 That's just the point! 194 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,640 Crane wasn't cool, either. 195 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,920 '20 years ago, the best students from all of China 196 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:06,800 'studied at the famed Lee Da Kung Fu Academy. 197 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,520 'And the best of the best was May Ling. 198 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:12,000 'She was a total knockout. 199 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,560 'Crane was there too. 200 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,520 'As the, er...janitor. 201 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,120 - New student tryouts are next week. - Really? 202 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,480 'Crane longed to be one of the students.' 203 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,480 So this place needs to be ready. 204 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,480 PO: 'But he thought he was too skinny.' 205 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,040 < Crane, get sweeping! 206 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:36,680 'The students at the academy had it tough. But Crane had it tougher.' 207 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,000 Wow! 208 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,320 Crane! You're amazing. 209 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,320 Me? You should try out for the school. 210 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:49,520 No, that's craziness talking. 211 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,040 chuckles No. No, no, no. 212 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:55,000 Well, you'll never know unless you try. 213 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,680 PO: 'If May Ling thought so, maybe he should try. 214 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:02,480 'So every night after work, Crane trained for the try-outs.' 215 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,920 Ow. Ow, ow, ow... 216 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:15,640 PO: 'The day of the try-outs came. 217 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,640 'All you had to do to get into the school... 218 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,280 'was grab that little red flag. 219 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,960 'It was simple. 220 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:24,840 'Simple but impossible!' 221 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,280 Ow! 222 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,400 Pathetic. Not one of you can do this? 223 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:37,200 - Wait. There is one. - Hi, everybody. 224 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,800 Crane? 225 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:42,600 ALL LAUGH Yeah. With those skinny legs. 226 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,280 My skinny legs. First time that's ever been mentioned. 227 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:54,400 Crane, since you're here, why don't you get started cleaning? 228 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,560 I'm so sorry. 229 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:01,120 Ah, don't worry about it. It's totally fine. 230 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,560 Crane! Get going! There are teeth everywhere. > 231 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:07,760 HE SIGHS It's fine. Really. 232 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:12,240 One word came to mind, it would be "fine". It's fine. 233 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,160 Crane! Stop! 234 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,680 HE GASPS 235 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:18,200 Now, step out slowly. 236 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,320 PO: 'But Crane didn't move. 237 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:33,120 'And then Crane felt something new. 238 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,200 'Confidence! 239 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,600 'He felt it from the bottom of his skinny feet 240 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,840 'to the tip of his beak! 241 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,760 'Even his hat was full of confidence!' 242 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:02,840 'So you guys think you're not cool? You'd be lucky to be not as cool. 243 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:07,520 'Wait, half as cool as... how uncool Crane was. 244 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,760 'You know what I mean?' 245 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,760 BELLY RUMBLES 246 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,160 OK. All this training's making me hungry. 247 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,200 Let's break for lunch. 248 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,960 Wait! But you haven't finished telling us all the secrets. 249 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,880 Oh, haven't I? I think you'll find that I have. 250 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,640 Actually, Po, you haven't. 251 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,520 I haven't? One, two, three... 252 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,760 Oh, no, you're right, I totally haven't. 253 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,760 HE CLEARS THROAT Next lesson. 254 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:34,960 It all started years ago at the Bau Gu orphanage. 255 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,120 BELL RINGS WOMAN: Children. 256 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,000 PO: 'Every month, the children of Bau Gu 257 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,640 'were given a chance to find a family! 258 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,320 'It was a happy place. 259 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,440 'Or so it seemed. 260 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,560 'For the Bau Gu orphanage had a terrible secret. 261 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,600 THUNDER CLAPS GROWLING 262 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,000 'A monster! 263 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,200 'A ferocious and powerful beast that no-one could tame! 264 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,600 'One night, it escaped! 265 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,400 'Behold! 266 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,520 'The monster of Bau Gu was none other than... 267 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,560 'Tigress.' 268 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,640 'I just wanna play. 269 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,720 'She wasn't like the other furry bunnies or cute little ducks.' 270 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,080 THEY YELP Wait! 271 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:28,080 SHE YELLS THUNDER CLAPS 272 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,520 PO: 'Poor Tigress had no idea how strong she was.' 273 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:35,080 WOMAN: Nobody'll come here to adopt a child cos they're afraid of her. 274 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,840 She's a monster. A monster. 275 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,080 PO: 'The orphanage needed some help.' 276 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,000 Tigress? 277 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,760 I am Shifu. I am... 278 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,720 Afraid? 279 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,440 - No. - Well, you should be. 280 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,720 I am Tigress. Tigress the monster! 281 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,280 - A monster no-one wants. - You are not a monster. 282 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,240 You're just a little girl. 283 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,120 Let us play? 284 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,240 You must learn to control your strength. 285 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,040 PO: 'And so the training began.' 286 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:16,800 This game requires discipline, precision, 287 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,000 a still hand and a steady heart. 288 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,840 Focus. Again. 289 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,400 TIGRESS GASPS 290 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,880 PO: 'Tigress tried her best, 291 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:31,680 'but she still couldn't control her temper.' 292 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,480 Again. 293 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,560 'And so the weeks turned into months.' 294 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,200 Again. 295 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,080 Hmm... 296 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,440 'Until one day... 297 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,720 '..she had done it.' 298 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,360 ALL CHEER 299 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,160 'Her training was complete. 300 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,760 'Once again, the Bau Gu orphanage was the happiest place in China. 301 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,880 'But for Tigress, one test remained. 302 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,360 BELL RINGS 303 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,040 'Would she find a family? 304 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,320 'Total bummer.' 305 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:24,360 Come, dear. There's always next time. 306 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,560 'All the adults were still afraid of her. 307 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,360 'All but one.' 308 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:34,480 - Shifu! - Come. Let us go home. 309 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,840 HE WEEPS 310 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,960 THEY SNIGGER 311 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,000 ALL LAUGH 312 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,320 Ha-ha! You think that's funny, do ya? 313 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,480 ALL: Yeah. 314 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,400 I guess it's easier to laugh at someone 315 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,600 than have someone laugh at you, right? 316 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,320 Let me tell you about Monkey. 317 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,600 'Three words. 318 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,960 'B-A-D, bad. 319 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,160 'I guess that's one word, three letters. 320 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,360 'But not only bad as in "awesome", no. 321 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:18,440 'Monkey was also bad, as in, well, not very good.' 322 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,920 Hey, over here. 323 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,880 SHOUTING HE GIGGLES 324 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,800 BOTH: Jerk! 325 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:35,560 PO: 'The villagers had had enough. They came up with a plan.' 326 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,880 ALL: Leave. 327 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:40,240 PO: 'OK, it wasn't a great plan. 328 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,840 'So instead of asking Monkey to leave, 329 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,680 'they decided they would make him leave.' 330 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,760 Oh! HE ROARS 331 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,880 HE SNARLS 332 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,600 HE SHRIEKS 333 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,320 PO: 'No matter who the villagers sent... 334 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,440 'they were no match for Monkey. 335 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,920 'Monkey could, quite literally, beat the pants off anyone. 336 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,120 'Well, almost anyone.' 337 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:20,600 - Hmm? - Monkey, you must leave. 338 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,080 Sure! If you beat me, I will go. 339 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,800 If you don't, then it is you that must leave. 340 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,320 Without your pants. 341 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,080 PO: 'But Oogway wore no pants.' 342 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,600 Well, we shall see. 343 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,920 Ha-ha! 344 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,720 HE YELLS 345 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,040 Huh? 346 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,520 What are you gonna do now? HE GIGGLES 347 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,120 HE GASPS AND YELPS 348 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,280 HE YELLS 349 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,960 You saved me. Why? 350 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:21,120 Monkey, you have shown me great skills, 351 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:25,840 but I also sense in you great pain. 352 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,880 HE GASPS ALL LAUGH 353 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,400 HE SOBS 354 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,760 You win. I will leave. 355 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:47,200 Stay. Use your skills for good, young warrior. 356 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:51,680 Find the one thing that you were denied so long ago. 357 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,800 My pants? 358 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,360 Compassion. 359 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,680 Thank you, master. 360 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,120 PO: 'And so, Monkey learned how to treat others 361 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,840 'the way he wanted to be treated. 362 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,440 'And now, he was indeed good. 363 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,800 'Really good. 364 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:15,840 'But bad too, as in bad-tastically good!' 365 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,480 ALL: Yeah! - Without your pants! 366 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:22,400 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, easy! Easy! 367 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,560 - Shifu! - Not so easy, hmm? 368 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,600 No, it's... 369 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,200 You see, teaching kung fu is an art 370 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:33,440 that takes years to master. 371 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,880 Do not be disappointed if you failed. 372 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,240 SHIFU CHUCKLES 373 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,760 Tell me, what do you know about kung fu? 374 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,520 Uh... 375 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,680 It's about fighting! HE SHOUTS 376 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,960 HE CHUCKLES 377 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,120 But it's also about having patience. 378 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,600 - Hmm. - And courage. 379 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,640 - And discipline. - And compassion. 380 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:55,640 Uh...it builds...confidence? 381 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,520 Huh. 382 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:04,000 Uh, you, uh... carry on, Master Po. I'm going to meditate. 383 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,720 All right, good job. Not bad for your first day of training. 384 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,720 Wait, Po, what about you? 385 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,080 - Me? - Yeah! 386 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,840 Tell us about your first day. 387 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,880 Tell us! Come on, tell us! 388 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:20,920 What? 389 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,800 Ow! Oh! Ugh! 390 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,200 DISTORTED SCREAM 391 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,720 It was totally awesome! 392 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:31,760 ALL: Cool. 393 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,200 Skadoosh.