海莉 我打给我自己了 Haley, I called me.
几天前她说她怀孕了 她要去看她的孩子 她说我是孩子的父亲 你确定 A few days ago and said she's pregnant, she's going to look at her baby, and she said that I am the father. Are you sure.
我算过了 她说她 I did do the math, and she said she.
是男孩还是女孩这不是问题 但是 Is it a boy or girl It's not a problem, but.
引理是凯莉不知道 我也没说 所以我做的就是 陷害你 The lemma is that Kelly doesn't know, I didn't tell, so what I do is, I set you up.
你待在那儿 明早我再来 我们会把你打扮得漂漂亮亮的 我是说 我甚至有 我们有自己的发型师 You stay there, and I'll come here in the morning time, for, you know, we'll doll you all up. I mean, I even have, like, we get our hair makeup artists.
让你变得完美 我开车来这里是为了 Get you going perfect. My drive here is to make.
哦 Oh,
我走了 我在等你 I'm gone. I'm waiting for you.
在你最喜欢的东西周围 不管关于什么 Around in all your favorite things, whatever About.
这是可怕的 This is awesome.
我知道我不知道整首诗是怎么写的 大家以后都会这么说 I know I don't know what the whole verse, anyone will say this for later.
给你 For you.
过 Ever been.
首页 Home.
哦 Oh,
你喜欢吗 Do you like it.
实际上 Actually,
不 No,
我还有一个惊喜给你 I have another surprise for you.
给你个惊喜 我爱你 对吧 是吗 Surprise, you know, I love you, right? Yeah?
是的 Yeah.
一直吻我 真好吃 不 我说的 什么 Kiss me all the time, yummy. No. I'm talking. What.
的家伙 Guy.
好吧 Okay?
好了 我爱你 闭上你的眼睛 闭上 Okay, I love you, my, close, your eyes, keep in close.
请让我睁开眼睛 看着他 Please do me open my eyes, look at him.
再说一次 妈妈 它可以让我睁开眼睛研究任何人 Again, mom, it could open my eyes and study anyone.
亲密的人不会拉屎 我没有作弊 People close don't shit. I'm not cheating.
我不知道 I don't know.
好吧 你闭上眼睛了吗也许他闭上了 我很抱歉 Okay, do you have your eyes closed Maybe he has, I'm sorry with thems.
我从来没有选择 I never picked.
也许一个 好吧 开放 Maybe one. Okay. Open up.
她刚到 She just got in.
太好了 Great.
我怀孕了 天哪 天哪 你主动提出的 I'm pregnant, oh my god, oh my God, you offered it.
七 Seven.
7个月大旅行 Traveling at seven months.
我的天 你看起来好棒 有问题的时候很开心 Oh my God, you look so good, so happy when what's wrong.
这就是惊喜 That's the surprise.
你能告诉我吗 Can you tell me.
到这里来 Come here.
我爱你 是的 I love you, yeah, um,
正确的 Right.
我有孩子了 那个婴儿在哪里 I'm having a baby. Where are the baby that's.
这是我们的 This is ours.
给它惊喜 给你惊喜 这是我们的 你的 七个月 Surprise it, surprise yours, it's ours, yours, seven months.
结果的球员 有人照顾 Outcome player. Anyone care.
你看起来如此的好 它会碰巧看到你 真的你的 真的 You look so good it will happen to see you, really yours, really.
上来 让我看看 天啊 快上来 Get up here, let me see this. Oh my God, get up here.
你不介意的 我的意思是 我 You're okay with this. I mean, I.
的态度 Attitude.
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
我们知道这是个男孩吗 真的 是个女孩 是个女孩 我们有了一个女儿 Do we know if it's a boy, really yet, it's a girl it's a girl. We're having a daughter.
这么臭的口气 Such a dirty breath.
进来是你的主意 It was your idea to come inside here.
不 但我觉得我觉得你 你不会让我 No, but I think I think you, you, you wouldn't let me, uh,
我爱你 我的绿眼睛 Oh, I love you, my green eyes.
她是个爱尔兰海盗 She's Irish man, for a pirate.
好吧 Okay?
嗯 好吧 好吧 好吧 好吧 好吧 MHM, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
这就是为什么我想 That's why I'm trying to.
别介意我把我丈夫的礼物扔得到处都是 Don't mind me just tossing my husband s gifts around.
为什么给我买个我讨厌的笔记本电脑 告诉我 Why just buy me a laptop I hate, just tell me.
当然 我把车开着 So well, of course I have the car running.
当然 我会 Of course, I'd.
我的猫不见了 现场 对不起 My cat, it has gone. Scene. Sorry.
好吧 Okay?
现在你得认真点 Now you need to be like, serious.
就好像 我很喜欢 这很好 所以我们会永远幸福地生活在一起 然后我们开始 然后 因为你完成了 这意味着 我们要开始做爱了 Seems to be like, I'm all about it, and this is great, so we'll live happily ever after. And then we'll start, and then, and because you finalize it, and that means we're like, going to get into the sex.
是啊 不好意思 大家一起去工作 说我们要去哪准备好了 走吧 Yeah, sorry, get on each other to work, yeah, say where we go ready, go.
看到你吗 好吧 See you? Okay?
即使不是你的错 如何你的错 Even not your fault. How your fault.
我来承担责任 她看起来 上帝 明亮 夜晚 你有你的泰迪熊 开什么玩笑 我变大了一点 I'll take the blame. She looks, god, bright, night, you got your teddies, are you kidding me, I got a little bigger.
是的 你的想法 Yeah, you think.
哪个城市怀孕了 And which of the city is pregnant?
我忘了 让我们为彼此而战 I forgot, MM, let's go for each other.
毫米 MM,
这很好 我的天 我真想睡在你的靴子上 你可以睡得很舒服 That's good. That's for all, my God, I would love to sleep on your boots. You can sleep out really soft.
他们很棒 但我只是觉得你做得不够好 我卖得不够好 They're amazing, but I just thought that you were doing, like, really give it that less, I didn't sell it hard enough.
所以非常 我喜欢 我喜欢宝宝 So very, I like, I like the baby.
我会是 我会是反 托比 反 I'll be a, I'll be anti, toby, anti.
好了 Nice.
而已 Just.
的关注 Attention.
不要太热 蜂蜜 Don't get too hot. Honey.
伤害婴儿 伤害小女孩 Hurt the baby, hurt the little girl.
我的小女儿 我们的小女儿 My little girl, our little girl.
我们现在喜欢猪 We like pigs now.
哦 Oh,
这是一个很有趣的目标 It's a pretty fun goal.
我有点 有点让我兴奋 我为你感到骄傲 I'm kind of it, kind of turns me on. I'm proud of you.
你知道 我从全新的角度看问题 You know, I see in a whole new light.
一个孕妇和一个怀孕的女人 我真的很喜欢我真的很喜欢 An impregnator and a pregnant woman, do I really like it I really like.
很高兴她接受了 而你决定生气什么的 别这样 你更了解我 Glad she accepts it and you decide to be like, mad or something. Oh, come on, you know me better.
它是热的 It's hot.
不 No,
是大的 真的 因为肚子可不能让我放弃这繁琐的事业 Big ones on it, really, because a belly doesn't get this fussy career behind me.
嗯 Um,
毫米 MM,
啊 Ah,
性感 Sexy.
哦 Oh,
嗯 Um,
你好 Hello,
这 也许人们 只是 是的 这是对的 This, probably people, just yes, that's right.
天啊 太大了 我以为我的也很大 Oh my god, it's so big, I thought mine were big.
就因为你喜欢被人同情 你就想让女孩们玩得很好你就是这么做的 我只是担心 How do you like giving girls playing well just because you like to be pitied That's what you did. I'm just worried.
大了 Big.
嗯 Hmm.
我喜欢所有的关注 I love all the attention.
哦 当然 Oh sure.
乳液 Lotion.
酷 Cool.
水 Water.
再带点巧克力来 Uh, bring some chocolate too.
所以她还活着 我知道她有点 但我很高兴她比我们想的好多了 So she is alive, I know she's kind of, but I'm very glad she took it a lot better than what we thought.
哦 Oh,
噢 是的 Oh yeah.
哦 Uh,
我的天啊 Oh, oh my god,
到这里来 Come here.
哦 我的上帝 Oh my god,
真正的黑暗 Really dark.
了好了 Got nice.
看 看 有多少人这么做了 Oh, see, see, how many a few done this.
来到这里 我们就不会有孩子了 Came here. We wouldn't have a baby.
如果你没把我的鸡巴塞进她的阴部让我评论的话 Um, if you didn't hold my cock in her pussy and make me comment.
他打架了 嗨 我出去了 He has a fight, hi, I getting outside.
年代 s
瘦腿 皮肤 Skinny legs, skin.
我同意 I agree.
哦 Oh,
我们走吧 Let's go.
昨天早上 Yesterday morning.
打电话给我 你是小镇 Call me, you're the town.
不 我们会在这里的 No, we'll be here.
哦 Oh,
下次 下次 Next time, next time.
不会是下次了 It won't be next time.
就好了 Just okay.
哦 Uh,
是的 如果你把它放在这里 Yeah, so yeah, if you've put it right there,
是的 Yeah.
你走了 You're going.
哦 Oh,
是的 Yeah.
嗯 Hmm.
哦 Oh,
绿色的 Green.
你就是喜欢大鼻子小孩 他和阿维在一起 You just love big nosel kiddies. He's in fucking to the Avi.
说话 Speak.
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
对不起 Sorry,
你要像电影一样管理村庄 真的是为了好运 You're going to run the village like a movie, really for good luck.
哦 Oh,
嗯 Huh.
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
我知道是时候听到你这么性感了 一年之后 Um, I know it's about time to hear you so fucking hot, like in a year.
c c
哦 Oh,
嗯 嗯 MM, MM,
哦 Oh,
哦 漂亮的贴纸 Oh, nice sticker.
哦 Oh,
嗯 Um,
哦 狗屎 Oh shit.
事情就是这样发生的 真性感 This is how it all happened, oh, sexy.
好吧 Okay?
哦 Oh,
嗯 有点用力的伸展 带回来一点 MM, kind of mighty stretching open, bring a little back.
嗯 嗯 Um, um,
哦 我的上帝 Oh my god,
哦 Oh,
我们是不是已经来了 Might we come already.
哦 Oh,
谢谢 Thanks.
哦 Oh,
操他妈的热 准备操他妈的上帝 Fuck it hot, fucking ready into fucking God.
你喜欢伸展运动 马克 离开这里 太他妈热了 晚安 晚安 年轻的夜晚 You love to go stretch, mark, get out of here, so fucking hot, good, good, young night.
去你妈的 Fuck you.
哦 Oh,
让我怀孕吗 Get me pregnant?
如何去做 How.
你 You.
的 The.
哦 上帝 Oh god.
我想成为 I want to be.
哦 Oh,
啊 下个星期 Ah, there down there next week.
哦 Uh,
嗯 HM,
哦 Oh,
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
是的 Yeah.
哦 Oh,
我得把它藏在你的身体里 I gotta conceal it to your body.
是啊 你能感觉到震动 Yeah, you can feel the vibrator in the.
很适合我的肚子 Curves perfectly for my belly.
经常 Often.
他带走了一条小鲨鱼 He took a baby shark.
哦 Oh,
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
啊 Ah,
嗯 哦 MM, oh,
就像自行车被喷成这样 You get like A-A bicycle sprayed like this.
啊 Ah,
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
听起来感觉不错 Sounds like that feels good.
这是一种很深的 It's a fucking deep, fucking kind.
嗯 Hmm.
哦 Uh,
嗯 Um,
嗯 HM,
哦 Oh,
对 对 告诉你吧 就像你的救生衣 Was good on, yeah, yes, tell you. Like your life sweater.
啊哈 Uh-huh.
哦 Oh,
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
我的感觉 I feel.
不 我的上帝 No, my God.
我明白了 I see.
是的 Yeah.
嗯 Huh.
嗯 嗯 也许也许 Huh, huh, maybe maybe.
哦 Oh,
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
说 我是个卑鄙小人 我是一只肮脏的老鼠 我的肮脏的老鼠 Huh-uh. I'm a dirty rat. I'm a, am I dirty rat, my dirty rat.
如何去做 How.
啊 Ah,
哦 Oh,
你 You.
哦 Oh,
哦 狗屎 哦 Oh shit. Oh.
哈哈 HA, HA,
你不喜欢我 You don't like me.
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
你的焦点是冷的吗 现在好多了 Are you in chilly focus? Huh, right now, better.
哦 Oh,
我应该感觉很好 跳舞 五他妈喜欢 I should feel so good to me, dancing, five fucking love it.
我爱它 就像这样 I love it. It's like so.
中路 慢路 还有我的大货 还有孩子 So central and slow and my big off for the cargo, and with the kids.
中国大型的鞋子 Big Chinese shoes.
这是一件事 That's one thing.
在这个大公园里 泰迪是这么大 棕色的面条 In this big park and hard, teddy is this big, brown noodles.
这就是为什么 That's why.
我可以让你过得很好 我爱的太多了 这是你能买到的最好的男人 I can make you so very well, I fucking love too much. It's the best man you'll ever buy.
我是说 我他妈是认真的 I mean, I just speak fucking serious.
工厂 Factories.
可以 Can.
你好 Hello,
大 怀孕了 Big, pregnant.
小小的身体 小小的身体 小小的橘色 小小的腿 细细的 又大又细 A tiny little body, the tiny little body, a little orange, a little, skinny legs and big.
小 Little tiny.
嗨 Hi.
亲爱的 他 又大又胖的凯蒂 大心脏 大乳头 Honey, him, big, fat Kitty, the big heart, nipples.
是的 Yeah.
好吧 Okay?
大宝宝队 你们今天听到了吗 Big baby team, have you been heard today.
说话难用 Speaking hard to use.
是的 是的 Yeah, yeah.
嗨 Hi.
让你想来 让你想来参加我们的考试 Make you wanna come, make you wanna come on Our test.
你在干什么 Are you doing.
现在我们想浪费十年的时间让孩子产生精子 Um, now we want a waste that baby making sperm on ten years.
你要让孩子过来吗 嗯 Are you gonna make a baby come right here? Huh?
我的猫 我可以做 也许 My cats, I can make, maybe.
是啊 把你的大杯子插进我们的衣服里 就是这样 Yeah, fucking comes out clothes, yeah, put your big fucking cup deep into our fucking kinds of come that way, that too.
哦 Oh,
啊 Ah,
哦 Oh,
哦 哦大便 Oh, oh shit.
你可以把它放在这里 你还不能来 You can put it in there. You can't come yet.
哦 Oh,
把它拿出来 你的坏小子 你的坏小子 你真是个坏孩子 Take it out, your bad boy, your bad boy. You're very bad boy.
好吧 对他们来说很糟糕 Okay, very bad for them.
哦 天哪 Oh gosh,
我喜欢和你说话 感觉这么难受 你他妈为什么这么坏 Um, I love feeling that hard, talking to you, why are you fucking fucking so bad.
是啊 我还没 我不确切 Yeah, I'm not even. I'm not exactly.
哦 真的 我能感觉到你在发抖 真的 你人很好 你的眼泪都被摄像机拍下来了 Oh, really, I can feel you shaking, really, you are kind and you got a camera fucking do for tears.
啊 Ah,
啊 是的 是的 啊 Ah, yes. Yes. Ah,
相同的 The same.
又大又紧 泰迪 你要怎样 Big, tight, teddy, how would you like.
你 就像 这是一个完整而坚实的 You, like, here is a full and solid.
哦 Oh,
我操 我的天 Oh fuck, oh my god.
嗯 Mmm.
啊 Ah,
妈妈 Mom.
哦 Oh,
嗯 Um,
大便 Shit.
哦 Oh,
看来她就要来了 Looks like she's about to come.
毫米 MM,
哦 Oh,
啊 Ah,
噢 是的 Oh yeah.
哦 Oh,
啊 Ah,
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
正确的 Right.
哦 Oh,
啊 Ah,
哦 Oh,
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
啊 Ah,
哦 Oh,
哇 Wow.
哦 Oh,
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
是的 Yeah.
哦 Oh,
哦 操 伙计 Oh fuck man, oh,
哦 Oh,
给我打个电话 Give me a fucking call.
哦 Oh,
去你妈的 Oh, fuck you, too.
是的 Yeah.
嗯 Um,
哦 我的上帝 Oh my god,
也许也许我不想两个人一起来 Maybe maybe I don't wanna be bring the two.
哦 Oh,
不 No,
你好 Hello,
再来 Come again.
不 No,
快乐 Happy.
哦 Oh,
我 I
多远 How far.
我的天啊 Oh, oh my god,
哦 Uh,
嗨 我知道 总是离开我们 她离开我们 Hi, oh, I know, always leaving us. She's leaving us.
CD CD,
我感觉还好吗 Can I feel okay?
哦 Oh,
谢谢你 Thank you.
哦 Oh,
哦 我的上帝 Oh my god,
我现在感觉好敏感 I can see so sensitive right now.
到目前为止 我觉得你的孩子很漂亮 它们在婴儿里很漂亮 它们在肚子里很漂亮 漂亮的婴儿 So far I can tell you make really pretty babies. They're pretty in the baby, they're pretty in the belly, pretty babies,
该死的心 Fucking heart.
哦 Oh,
操你妈的 操你妈的 真的 他妈的 Fucker fucker so hard, fucker, really hard. Fuck.
好了 妈的 我们得走了 OK, fuck, we gotta go, let's go.
这可以登记 This can be check in.
他妈的 他妈的 他妈的 Shit, shit, shit.
你说得对 能不能靠近点 Oh, you got right, could you work closer.
什么 What.
我走了 I'm going.