-各就各位 -衛星運轉正常 - All eyes are up. - Sat cams are good.
目標出現 Target is inbound.
預計5分鐘後著陸 ETA five minutes.
任務啟動 重複 任務啟動 Mission is a go. Repeat, you are green to go.
攔截並逮捕海因裡希兄弟 Intercept and apprehend the Heinrich brothers.
拿到他們手裡的裝置 切記 這是絕密任務 Secure the device. And remember, this mission is covert.
今天有業務了 I've got some action.
你好 帥哥 我叫仙妮亞 Hi, my name is Xenia.
你好 美女 我是塔克 Pleased to meet you. I'm Tuck.
FDR FDR
你們來香港幹嗎呢 So what brings you to Hong Kong?
-公事還是私事 -私事 - Business or pleasure? - Pleasure.
-公事 -都有一點 - Business. - A little of both.
什麼樣的公事 What kind of business?
我是一艘超級遊輪的船長 I am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel.
我的小個子朋友則是超級旅行代理商 My small friend here is a kick-ass travel agent.
能上你的船玩玩嗎 船長大人 Permission to come aboard, captain?
這恐怕不行 抱歉 姑娘們 On that note, will you excuse us,
我們有正事要做 ladies, because we do have work to do.
-不 沒有 -有 - No, we don't. - Yes, we do.
是的 還真有 Yes, we do.
你這西裝好帥 That's a lovely suit.
這可是薩維爾街的極品 Well, it is Savile Row's finest.
你還是帶著你的小弟弟 I see you brought your baby brother to protect you.
你說什麼 What did you say?
我們走 約拿斯 Let's go, Jonas.
有人中槍倒下 Shots fired. Men down.
瞭解 準備好了 All right. Here we go.
彈夾 給我個彈夾 Mag. I need a mag.
殺了他 Shoot him.
塔克 Tuck!
約拿斯 Jonas!
海因裡希肯定很生氣 Heinrich is not gonna be happy.
頭知道了才真生氣 I'm more concerned about the boss.
-這倒是 -你說姑娘們還在等我們嗎 - Definitely. - Hey, you think those girls are still here?
來看看吧 "硬殼"的損傷較小 Here we go. So the Coretex has minimal damage.
邊緣有部分石灰化 There's some calcining around the edges.
"樣板"損傷較大 However, the Template has
300度時就出現銹蝕 significantly damage and there's rusting around 300 degrees.
所以我們用"硬殼" So that means the Coretex gets the recommend.
看見沒 艾米麗 好東西就是好東西 See, Em? The best product always wins.
-勞倫 -有事嗎 - Oh, Lauren. - Yes.
請問這個假期的週末 I was just wondering if I might
我能不能早點走 skip out a little bit early for the holiday weekend.
傑裡和我要去羊駝農莊玩 Jerry's taking me to an alpaca farm.
當然可以 本來就是假期 又趕上週末 Oh, yeah, of course. It's a holiday. And a weekend.
理所當然 Yeah, so you should do that.
-好的 -玩開心點 - Okay. - Have fun.
-你也開心 -我會的 - You have fun too. - I will.
塔克 FDR Tuck. FDR.
死了6個人 Six men in the morgue.
還有一個直接掉到大街上了 A body in the middle of the street.
說實話 我們是想盡力... Yes, but to be fair, we did manage to...
-閉嘴 -是 好吧 我不說了 - Shut up. - To... That's me shutting up, right now.
這次逮捕海因裡希的行動 The mission parameters of the Heinrich case
早就說過是絕密 were clearly indicated to be covert.
感謝你們兩位天才的傑作 Thanks to you two geniuses,
海因裡希肯定要為他弟弟復仇 Heinrich will be seeking revenge for his brother's death.
你們被禁足了 You guys are grounded.
-什麼 -禁足 - What? - Grounded?
也許吧 And just maybe
我會做到 I'm gonna make it
盡情搖擺 I'm gonna shake it
勞倫 勞倫 Hey, Lauren. Lauren. Hey, hey.
你好 斯蒂夫 Hi, Steve, hey.
真的是你啊 It's Steve.
不好意思 忘記給你介紹 這是凱利 Yeah. Oh, my... I'm so sorry. Uh, Lauren, this is Kelly.
-很高興見到你 -我也是 - Very nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too, yeah.
好大一顆石頭 Wow, ha, ha, what a big rock.
她是我的未婚妻 Yeah. My fiancee, yes. Yeah.
-你們訂婚了 -是的 - You are engaged? - Yeah.
快結婚了 To be married.
有情人終成眷屬 Things just worked out
你說對嗎 親愛的 exactly how they're supposed to, didn't they?
對 Yes.
看上去很美 Looks cool.
不好意思 Okay, well, you know what?
我要走了 去見我的男朋友肯 I'm gonna go because I'm gonna go meet my guy, Ken.
他是個外科醫生 Uh, he's a surgeon.
好吧 那就這樣 So, great, well...
祝賀你們 有情人終成眷屬... um, congratulations on your ring and...
-謝謝 -人生完美 - Oh, thanks. - and your life
-事業有成 -謝謝 - and your bikes and everything. - Yeah.
祝一切安好 Okay. Well, peace.
-再見 -再見 - See you. - Okay. Bye.
還說"安好" 真想一頭撞死 I just said "Peace." I want to die right now.
一個人的壽司 Sushi for one.
你好 肯 Hey, Ken.
-照常嗎 -是的 - The usual? - Yeah.
-今天夠難熬的吧 -一塌糊塗 - Long day, huh? - You don't know the half of it.
真是太有意思了 This is too funny.
意外的驚喜 Hysterical.
不好意思 這是你男朋友肯的座位吧 I'm sorry. This must be your boyfriend's seat. Uh, Ken, right?
-是啊 -不 - Oh, yeah. - No.
一個人的壽司 就一個人 不會錯 Sushi for one. Yeah. Always for one.
再也沒有比這更丟臉的事情了 Ugh! It was the most humiliating moment ever.
想不被比下去 該找個好點的理由 Well, because you have to come up with, like, better excuses.
你得說 "我也訂婚了 You should've been, "I have a fiance too.
未婚夫正在做雞雞縮短術 But he's getting a penile reduction
因為他的老二碩大無比 because his penis is so
每次都得折騰一陣子才能進去" big every time it lands like a poltergeist."
我一見到他人就懵了 I can't think of anything when I see him.
真不敢相信自己竟然為了他放棄一切 I just can't believe I gave up everything for him.
朋友 家庭 我好傻 It's just, I felt so stupid. I left my friends, my family...
別這樣說 真高興你能搬到這邊 Don't say that, I'm happy you moved here.
我們一起生活很開心啊 We have a happy life together.
我只是說他曾經是我的菜 I just say that he was my person.
我知道 我也是這麼聽說的 Wow, I heard that he was your person too.
但是你知道他現在找了個什麼樣的嗎 But you know what kind of person he ended up?
他找了個吃完壽司 The person that ends up with
就開始亂搞的女人 a girl that makes out after she eats yellowtail.
我喜歡壽司 I like sushi.
看上去她挺好的 挺漂亮的 She seemed really nice. She was really pretty.
我才不管她好不好看 Well, I don't give a shit about her.
我是在為你的愛情操心 I give a shit about you and your love life.
我要出去和男人約會 I'm going out, dating, meeting guys.
拜託 你 你是想約會 Oh, please, you're not... You date,
但從來不當回事 but you're not taking it seriously.
別用這個牌子 會留下泡沫 Don't use that brand, it leaves a foam.
那個更好 That one's much more effective.
我希望你挑男人也有這眼光 I wish you would act like that with men.
你能選好洗衣精 I mean you can choose a laundry detergent,
卻選不了中意的男人 but you can't choose a guy you want.
我就是幹那行的 That's my job. It's easier.
做圖表 資料分析要簡單上很多 There's charts, there's numbers.
所以你去試試網上約會 網上多得是數據 That's why you start online dating. They have lots of charts.
-我不會那樣做了 -上網約會有問題嗎 - Not that again. - What is your problem with online?
我有什麼問題 你不看非誠勿擾嗎 What's my problem? Do you watch Dateline?
你知道網上有多少變態 Do you know how many creeps are out there?
把我裝到後備箱裡或者玩SM什麼的也說不準 I could end up a skin suit or in somebody's trunk.
這就有點過分了 Uh, that's a little dramatic, okay?
其實那個發生的概率 That happens to, like, one in 20 girls.
也就二十分之一 你走運的話 You're not gonna end up in a trunk. If you're lucky,
也可能把別人裝進你的後備箱裡啊 就你兩腿之間 somebody will end up in your trunk. That's your trunk.
別說了 Ha, ha. Stop.
你要重新開始 知道嗎 You need to get back out there, okay?
或許你會碰壁 Yeah, sure, you might make
不能遇見你的白馬王子 a mistake and end up with the wrong guy,
但誰說你就一定遇不到呢 but you might end up
這不值得試一試嗎 meeting the right guy. So isn't that worth it?
最壞也不過如此了 What is the worst thing that could happen?
玩SM 這個更壞 Skin suit. Skin suit's pretty bad.
謝謝你帶我來你奶奶家 Thank you for having me to your nana's.
開什麼玩笑 你是我最鐵的哥們 Are you kidding me? You're my best friend.
別見外 We're family.
天哪 Oh, my God.
這是無麩質蛋糕 嘗嘗 This is gluten-free. Try a taste.
就你們倆坐這裡 搞什麼鬼 Why the heck are you two sitting over here all by yourselves?
這樣我可抱不上曾孫子 You're not gonna make me any great-grandbabies this way.
這是家庭聚會 奶奶 It is a family gathering, Nana.
不會讓我們倆為您生個小寶寶吧 I don't think you want us making any great-grandbabies.
不瞞您說 To be fair, I have already
我已經為您生了一個很棒的小寶寶了 provided you with a wonderful great-grandchild.
這不算數 你已經離婚了 Yeah, but that doesn't count because you screwed it all up.
親一個 莉莉 Come on, Lil.
讓我們給孩子們示範一下 Let's show these kids how it's done, huh?
-看見沒 -失陪了 - Heh, heh. See? - Ciao.
他們親的時候真有點噁心 It's kind of gross when they kiss.
我喜歡那孩子 God, I love that kid.
怎麼了 What's going on?
深沉先生 想發表些什麼高見 Hey, Mr. Deep-ln-Thought. You wanna talk about it?
只是覺得...這樣挺溫馨 不是嗎 I was just... That kind of thing's lovely, isn't it?
-相當溫馨 -怎麼個溫馨法 - It's really lovely. - What's lovely?
我羡慕他們深情款款望著彼此的樣子 I love the way they look into each other's eyes like that.
那是因為他倆白內障 I'm pretty sure that's the cataracts.
你有沒有 算了 你問過我個嚴肅的問題 是不 Have you... Okay. You asked me a serious question, didn't you?
-是啊 -那麼你想聽怎樣的答案呢 - Yeah. Yeah. - Right. So what do you want a serious answer?
-讓我把蛋糕放下 -請便 - Yeah. Put the cake down? -Yes, please.
-好的 -謝謝 - Okay. - Thank you.
蛋糕放好了 現在回答我 Cake is down. Talk to me.
-好吧 說真的 男人的對話是吧 -是的 - Well, no, seriously, man chat. Okay? - Okay.
純爺們之間的 Man to man.
我信任你 知道你會為我做任何事 I trust you. I know you'd do anything for me.
-是的 -我也會為你做任何事 - Yeah. -I do anything for you,
你會替我擋子彈 and you would take a bullet for me.
我也會替你擋 對不 I would for you as well, you know that. Right?
-能想像一下嗎 -好的 - Can you imagine all of that? - Yes.
那再想想假如我是個女人你會這麼做嗎 Can you imagine what that would be like to share with a woman?
不 No.
好吧 Okay.
不行 No.
多謝 Thank you.
快點 喬 斯蒂夫 該你們上場了 All right, Joe, Steven, you're up.
-加油 喬 好運 兒子 -開戰 - All right, Joe. Good luck, son. - Let's go to war.
就這樣 佯攻 漂亮的佯攻 That's it. Now you feint. Nice feint.
-出擊 -漂亮 擊他 - Hit. - Oh, nice. Get on him. Oh!
倒下了 按住他 揍他 Down he goes. Ground and pound him.
揍他 按住他 揍他 Get on him. Ground and pound. Ground and pound.
別停下 狠狠地打 Keep it going. Hammer fist him.
繼續打 就這樣 打他 他後背暴露了 Right there, that's it. Hit it. He's giving you his back.
-裸絞 -好的 - Rear naked choke. - I give.
-太棒了 他輸了 -我贏了 - Yes. He's tapping. He's out. Boo yah! - I give.
懂我意思了嗎 就是這樣 孩子 See what I mean? That's how it works, boy.
看見沒 我擊倒他了 See that? I pounded him, didn't I?
-很好 沒事吧 -打得好 兒子 - Good. You okay? - Sure did, son.
你擊敗他了 That's how you kill him.
你來幹嘛 What are you doing here?
剛好有點空 Well, I had a bit of time off
想來陪陪你 and I thought I'd come hang with my homey.
我沒做好 I got creamed.
不 看你怎麼想了 No, you didn't, that's just a matter of opinion.
你又不懂搏擊 What do you know about fighting?
你就是個旅遊代理商 You're just a travel agent.
我非常瞭解一個猶豫不決的人... I know enough to know that he who hesitates...
痛不痛 Pain?
我幫你打掉了你的弱點 所以才痛 That's just weakness leaving the body.
可憐的老爸 Oh, Dad.
喬 喬 Joe. Joe, Joe.
-來吧 孩子們 -媽媽 看到我贏了嗎 - Come on, boys. - Mom, did you see me win today?
柔道比賽嗎 太棒了 On the mat? That's amazing.
這邊 小夥子 Hey, guys.
-寶貝 -你好 - Hey, bud. - Hi.
-你好 塔克 -最近怎樣 - Hey, Tuck. - Hey, how you doing?
想不到你在這裡 Didn't know you were in town.
放了幾天假 就過來看看喬 Got a couple days off so I thought I'd come see Joe.
旅遊代理商裡也就你 You're the only travel agent.
真的跟著客戶滿世界跑 I've ever met who actually travels for his job.
我想 也許... Um, so I was thinking that maybe, um....
也許你 我 還有喬 可以出去轉轉 Maybe you, me and Joe, we could all go out together,
一家人吃個飯 you know, as a family, maybe get something to eat.
共進晚餐 是非常有益的一件事 Have a meal. I think that would be really, really good.
塔克 我今晚有約 I have a date tonight, Tuck.
改日吧 So maybe some other time.
好吧 沒關係 那樣挺好 Sure. That's great. Good. That's good.
再會 喬 Bye, Joe.
太爽了 So good.
你能相信嗎 Do you believe it?
非凡的成績 This is simply extraordinary.
上半場的比賽真是出人意料 What an amazing end to this first half of play.
您是否正在尋找人生伴侶 Are you looking for someone to start a life with?
您是否更願意與知心愛人分享人生 Would you rather spend your time with your soul mate than at work?
在這裡 600萬單身男女供您選擇 With over 6 million eligible singles...
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-只需15分鐘的測試 -等等 讓我瞧瞧 - and take our 15-minute test... - Shh! Let me watch.
張開雙手 迎接您的美麗新生活 and open the door to your new love life.
長夜不再孤單 No more lonely nights.
清晨不再空虛 No more empty mornings.
給自己一份愛情大禮吧 Give yourself the gift of love.
您會如願以償 這裡是百合佳緣網 還等什麼呢 You deserve it. It's Fate.Net. What have you got to lose?
真是悲哀 That's just so sad.
-早上好 艾拉 -早上好 - Good morning, Ella. - Good morning.
-她來了 她來了 -你好 - Here she comes. Here she comes. - Hi, there.
-老闆你好靚 -什麼 - Looking good, boss. - What?
-你好 保羅 -什麼 沒什麼 - Hi, Paul. - What? Nothing.
-早上好 哈德森 -我被你迷倒了 - Good morning, Hudson. - I'm down, girl.
彼此彼此 I'm down too.
艾米麗 我為什麼那麼令人著迷 Emily. What am I down with?
天哪 因為... Oh, my goodness. It's a....
看看你的桌面 Your... Check your desktop.
該死的 Oh, crap.
-你好 -性別不限 裸泳 - Hi. - Bi-curious? Skinny-dipping?
溜冰 你這是94年的徵婚啟事吧 Rollerblading? I mean, what is this, 1994?
你穿那短褲多可愛 You looked adorable in those shorts.
男人們特喜歡你劈叉的樣子 Men are gonna respond to that camel toe.
我想殺了你 崔希 I'm gonna kill you, Trish.
為什麼不說"謝謝"呢 Uh, how about "Thank you"?
全辦公室都以為我在玩制服誘惑 My office thinks I clean my house in a naughty nurse costume.
很好啊 說明你終於放開了 That's fine. That means you're open to role-playing.
撒開大網才能抓住大魚 We're trying to cast a wide net.
我們又不知道你喜歡誰 We don't know what guys you like.
這樣讓我很尷尬 You've got me in a keg stand looking for a relationship.
都不知道這算什麼意思 I don't even know what that means.
意思是你可以自由選擇 That means you're flexible.
男人喜歡自由和運動的女人 Guys wanna know that you're flexible and good at gymnastics.
不許碰 這是媽媽特製的奶 No, no, that's Mommy's special milk, okay?
把我從網上撤下來 怎麼取消 Just get me off this thing. How do I cancel it?
不能取消 我全權接管了 You're not canceling it. I'm in charge of that.
慢著 他是誰 Wait a second. Who is that?
天哪 他好可愛 Oh, my God. He's cute.
等等 Let me get this straight.
你把自己的詳細資料 You put your personal, private details
-公佈在網上 -不錯 - on a very public website? - Yes.
-你瘋了嗎 -沒有 - Are you insane? - No.
-約她在哪裡見面 -別想套我的話 - Where you taking her? - Don't do that to me.
帶她去布拉尼城堡吧 Taking her to the Blarney Stone.
我喜歡那裡的點唱機 I like the jukebox.
-你個奶油小生 -什麼 - You're such a cheese ball. - What?
我要跟去當電燈泡 You're gonna go on this date and I'm gonna go with you.
-不行 -就要去 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am.
我有點擔心 你多少年沒約會了 I'm scared. You haven't done this in a long time.
那女人說不定是個瘋婆子 This girl could be all sorts of crazy.
說不定還可能是人妖呢 塔克 And, besides, half those girls pee standing up, Tuck.
或者是我們下次行動的目標 The other half are on one of our watch lists.
這可是約會 兄弟 It's a date.
算你走運 今晚我正好有空 Look, lucky for you, I'm free tonight.
我帶上望遠鏡 護手霜 And I'm gonna bring the binoculars, the hand cream,
在100碼以內保護你 溫馨吧 keep a hundred-yard radius. It'll be sweet stuff.
不許你用望遠鏡來監視我的約會 No, you can't bring the binoculars. You're not watching my date.
我需要一點點的私密空間 I need a little privacy.
我就待在音像店裡 I'll be around the corner on ringtone.
聽到手機鈴聲才現身 I'll be at the video store.
響一聲表明你需要脫身 One ring means you need an extraction,
兩聲 殺人滅口 三聲 我就回家 two, a cleaner, three, I can get home.
-200碼 -成交 - Two hundred yards. - Sold.
塔克 請問你是塔克嗎 Tuck? Are you Tuck?
你好 我是勞倫 Hi. I'm Lauren.
天哪 你好 Oh, my gosh. Hello. How are you?
見到你真是太高興了 Very nice to meet you.
我也是 You too. Um....
請坐 不好意思 請坐 Please, sit. Please, sorry. Yeah.
你真是太 漂亮了 Wow, it's like... You are really, really beautiful.
你能不能多說幾遍 Could you say that a few more times,
你的聲音實在太有磁性了 because your voice is amazing. Ha, ha.
抱歉 網上那段怪怪的介紹是朋友寫的 I feel like I need to apologize again for that bizarre profile.
-不用 不用 -我朋友崔希是個... - No, no, no. - My friend, Trish, is....
不要緊 每個人都有怪朋友的 Oh, no. Everybody should have a friend who's a spaz.
-我本想殺了她的 -事實上 - I think I'm going to have to kill her. - Well, actually
-也許我能幫上忙 -開玩笑的啦 - I might be able to help you. - I'm kidding.
我也是 So am I.
愛是唯一能夠拯救弱者的東西 Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature.
我要讓他知道自己已經陷入愛河 And I am going to convince him that he is loved,
哪怕拼上我的命 even at the cost of my own life.
無論你在這裡聽到什麼 No matter what you hear in there,
無論我怎樣地苛求你 no matter how cruelly I beg you,
無論我怎樣地驚聲尖叫 no matter how terribly I may scream,
請不要開門 do not open this door,
否則將前功盡棄 or you will undo everything I've worked for.
恭喜你 兄弟 Good for you, pal.
講講你的情況吧 So tell me one thing that's not on your profile.
我有一個兒子 I have a son.
-真的嗎 -他名叫喬 - Oh, you do? - Yeah. He's called Joe.
今年7歲 非常非常可愛 He's 7 and he's really lovely. Really lovely.
他媽呢 And his mom?
和我不來電 Couldn't work.
你呢 How about you?
-暫時沒有孩子 -好的 - No kids that I know of. - Okay.
也沒有前妻 And no ex-wives.
-有個很重要的問題 -請講 - I have a very important question to ask. - Good. Go on.
有沒有想過要做個連環殺手 Have you ever been or do you ever plan on being a serial killer?
這個 要看情況了 Well, I mean, it's... You gotta keep your options open.
-沒有 -很好 答對了 - But, no. - Okay, good answer. Ha-ha-ha.
你從沒赤手空拳殺過人 So you've never killed anybody with your bare hands.
這周沒有 Not this week.
太好了 Great.
-勞倫 你太完美了 -你也不賴 - Lauren, you're incredible. - You're not so bad yourself.
我要去租張碟片 回家洗個冷水澡 All right, I'm gonna go and rent a movie and take a cold shower.
-我也喜歡這樣 -好的 - I will too. - Okay.
-等你電話 下次再會... -五分鐘之後嗎 - And wait for your call for the next... - Five minutes?
這就是一切開始的地方 This is where it all started.
我站在那張桌子旁 Yes, I was standing over there by that desk.
不 你坐在椅子上 No, you were sitting in the chair.
突然 你朝我走來 And suddenly, you started walking toward me.
慢慢地 慢慢地 Very slowly. Very slowly.
我能數清每一步 I could count every step.
你慢慢地朝我走來 And when you're walking towards me very slowly,
我心想 "他怎麼了 就不能走快點嗎" I thought, "What's the matter with him? Can't he walk faster?"
-不好意思 -不好意思 你先 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Oh, I'm sorry. You take it.
-不 沒事 給你好了 -真的嗎 - No, no, no, that's okay. You take it. - Sure?
你不會喜歡這種的 結局很扭曲 You're not gonna like it. Twist ending.
結果很容易猜到 You'll see it coming a mile away.
-你怎麼知道我喜歡什麼 -我瞭解電影 還有女人 - And how would you know what I like? - I know movies. And women.
-是嗎 -沒錯 - Really? - Mm-hm.
好吧 Okay.
那你說我想看什麼片子呢 Well, then, why don't you tell me what I want?
《貴婦失蹤記》嗎 為什麼 The Lady Vanishes? Why is that?
首先 選希區柯克絕對沒錯 Well, firstly, you can never go wrong with Hitchcock. Ever.
集喜劇 劇情 浪漫 恐懼於一體 It's got comedy, drama, romance, it's a thriller.
有品位 又不沉悶 It's classy, but not stuffy.
有點冷門 要是你沒看過的話 A little obscure, so if you haven't seen it,
你會感激我介紹這部片子給你的 you'll thank me for introducing you to it.
要是看過了 你就知道選它絕對沒錯 If you have, you'll know what a good choice it was.
-好吧 我看過 -是嗎 - Well, I have seen it. - Mm-hm.
-這片子非常不錯 -對吧 - And it is a really good choice. - Mm.
但是不如《蝴蝶夢》 《美人計》和《迷魂記》 However, not as good as Rebecca, Notorious, Vertigo...
或者說和他1960到1972年間的作品都差不多 ...or pretty much any of his films from 1960 to 1972.
其實 這片子也就算是二等貨 In fact, it's sort of a second-tier title.
二等貨 A second.
知道嗎 You know what? Scratch...
我看見你在四處看 Look, I see you surveying the prospects.
那個外國妞嗎 命途多舛型 That one over there in Foreign? Too much angst.
穿毛衣套裝挑卡通片這個嗎 This one in the sweater set, picking out animated movies?
剛認識她就想生孩子的事了 That girl will have your children named before breakfast.
貌似沒有適合你尋歡的類型 The problem is, no one looks like a clean getaway.
我懂了 你來找一個租電影的姑娘 I get it. You come in here looking for a girl renting a movie.
顯然她晚上沒有約會 Clearly, she doesn't have
我們這些人容易被盯上 a date for the night. We're easy targets.
你像是喜歡一夜情的人 You look like the guy interested in a one-day rental...
要是你瞭解女人 ...if you know what I mean. If you knew anything about women...
或者我的話 ...or anything about me,
我完全有能力自己選電影 I'm perfectly capable of choosing my own movies.
但是謝了 But thanks.
祝你狩獵愉快 Happy hunting.
先生 是要我黑進一家音像店的資料庫嗎 So, sir, you want me to hack into a video store database?
-是給海因裡希案查的 -正在查詢資料庫 - It's for the Heinrich case. - Searching database.
好的 繼續往下 All right, keep on scrolling.
等等 停 回上面 Wait. Stop. Scroll back.
就是她 That's her.
先生 她跟海因裡稀有什麼聯繫嗎 Sir, how is this girl connected to Heinrich?
這是四級機密 That's G-4 classified.
大家好 我是勞倫·斯科特 Hello, everybody, I'm Lauren Scott.
感謝你們今日來到這裡 Thank you so much for being here today.
早上好 勞倫 Good morning, Lauren.
我們今天來談談烤架 We're here today to talk about grills.
誰想說說自己的第一印象 Does anybody have any first impressions?
我喜歡電轉烤肉架功能 I like the rotisserie feature.
太好了 多謝您的發言 Perfect. That's very helpful.
我覺得它熱得太慢了 I don't think it heated up fast enough.
好像發動機出毛病了似的 Like something was wrong with the motor,
也許打火器壞了 maybe the spark was dead.
先生 其實打火器沒事 Actually, sir, there's nothing wrong with the spark.
有些人認為烤架單是 Some people think grills
輕輕一碰就冒火 just burst into flames at the slightest touch.
它不是那麼工作的 It doesn't work like that.
誰有有用的意見嗎 Does anybody have any useful opinions?
-我覺得蓋子很難搞 -是啊 - I thought the lid was hard to handle. - Mm-hm.
蓋子 可煩人了吧 Ugh. The lids, what a pain, right?
我只覺得有點難搞 I just felt the whole thing to be a bit stiff,
挺煩人 不太方便用戶操作 uptight, not really user-friendly.
-我覺得要取決於是誰使用 -是嗎 - I think it depends on the user. - Mm.
剛好我常常燒烤 It so happens I have a lot of experience with grills.
我算是燒烤大師 I'm something of a grill master.
這是部複雜的烤架 Uh, this is a sophisticated grill.
你沒用過這種烤架吧 Not sure you've dealt with one of those before.
又或許這種烤架害怕被烤呢 Or maybe a grill like this is just so scared of being burned...
一直不溫不火 像是在燉肉 ...it stays on simmer and never really heats up all the way.
別碰我的烤架 Don't touch my grill.
我覺得它搞不定我這種人 I don't think this can handle a guy like me.
-我覺得可以 -是嗎 - I think it could. - Really?
-輕鬆加愉快 -證明給我看 明晚八點在巴塞羅納 - Easily. - Prove it. 8 P.M. Barcelona. Tomorrow.
我不去 I don't think so.
我就再待會兒吧 聊聊烤架 I guess I could stick around a little longer, talk about grills.
木炭或者煤氣 十九號 你覺得呢 Charcoal or gas, number 19, what do you think?
我答應了你就走嗎 這是我的工作 If I say yes, will you leave? This is my job.
-明晚八點 -好的 - 8 P.M. Tomorrow. - Fine.
-好的 -好的 - Fine. - Fine.
你可真香 You smell nice.
再見 Bye.
你拿電腦幹什麼呢 看愛情動作片嗎 What were you doing on the computer? Porn?
-我有喜歡的姑娘了 -我也是 - I have a photograph of my girl. - I was doing the same thing.
查查她的背景 A background check.
不知道這算古怪還是浪漫 I don't know if that's creepy or romantic.
怪浪漫的 我每次都查 想看嗎 "Cromantic." I do it all the time. Wanna see?
-當然想 想看我的那位嗎 -好啊 - Yeah, sure. Wanna see her? - Yeah.
我打賭你那位不是一般的奇怪 I bet yours has got antlers and howls.
確實怪 但是她怪得超級有魅力 She does, but she's incredibly attractive with them.
-我的她是個完美佳人 -數三下 - She's a 10. - Go on three.
一 二 三一起轉過去嗎 好吧 One, two, three and go? All right.
-好的 我來數 -好的 - Okay. I'll sound off. - Okay.
-一 -一 - One... - One.
二 三 ...two, three.
-那是勞倫 斯 -勞倫 勞倫·斯科特嗎 - That's, uh, Lauren S... - Lauren? Lauren Scott?
斯科特 Scott.
她就是音像店的那個姑娘嗎 That's the girl from the video store?
就在酒吧的拐角那 Right around the corner from the bar.
-我不知道 -當然不知道 你怎麼會知道 - I had no idea. - Of course. How could you know that?
不過她確實說 Did she, ahem, actually say
想跟你約會了嗎 she wanted to go out on a date with you, though?
知道嗎 我要把這事簡單化 You know what? I'm gonna make this really easy.
我退出 你跟她約會 I'm gonna bow out. You date her.
等等 她說想跟你約會了嗎 Hang on. Did she say she wanted to go out with you?
沒關係 我愛你 你是我最好的朋友 It doesn't matter. I love you. You're my best friend.
-沒錯 -你去跟她約會 - Yeah. - You go date her.
是啊 要是我插一腳 就不公平了 Yeah, if I got in the picture, it wouldn't be fair.
好吧 不好意思 這話什麼意思 Well, I'm sorry. What does that mean?
-什麼意思 -我的意思是 拜託 哥們 - What does that mean? - I mean, come on, man...
你不像我總穿梭在花叢裡 ...you're not out there as much as I am.
就像其他任何事一樣 And like anything...
-熟能... -生巧嗎 - ... practice makes, uh... - Perfect?
-不不不 -你這也叫巧 - No, no, no. - You're perfect?
可能不是百發百中 但是也 Maybe not perfect, but damn near close...
-差不多了 -你也信嗎 - ...to perfect. - You believe that as well?
-你不用為了我退出 -不用嗎 - You don't have to bow out because of me. - I don't?
我不怕她會愛上你 夥計 I'm not concerned that she's gonna fall in love with you, pal.
-你人真好 謝謝 -不客氣 - How very nice of you. Thank you. - You are welcome.
那就做好你自己的事 So do your thing.
不管是什麼事 Whatever that is.
還有 And, um...
讓她來決定 ...just let her decide.
-好的 -太好了 - Sure. - Yeah.
太好了 Yeah.
賽前該定個規則吧 While we're at it, why don't we put ground rules in?
-該決定一下 -第一 不能 - We should. - Number one, I don't think...
說我們相互認識 ...we should tell we know each other.
第二 不能礙對方的事 Number two, stay out of each other's way.
三 沒錯 不能使詐 不能使詐 Number three. Yeah. No hanky-panky, no hanky-panky.
天哪 你很久沒約過會了吧 God, you have not dated in a long time, have you?
還有這事開始影響我們的友誼的話 And if this ever starts to affect our friendship...
-不會的 -按理說不會的 - Which it won't. - ...which it won't...
-我們就撤 -成交 - ...then we walk away. - Done.
那麼 我們... So, then, we have... We have...
立下紳士協議了 We have a gentleman's agreement.
-紳士協議了 我們說好了 -優勝劣汰 - A gentleman's agreement. We do. - May the best man win.
適合她才叫真的好 The best man for her.
-適合她 -適合這位女士的 - For her. - For the lady.
適合這位女士 最適合她的 For the lady, for her, the best man for her.
原諒我 先生 你嚇著我了 Forgive me, sir. You startled me.
我知道你是薩維爾街手藝最好的 I understand you're Savile Row's finest.
我們會盡力而為 先生 We do our best, sir.
那我想要一套這種料子的西裝 In that case, I'd like to have a suit in this fabric.
南美駱馬毛絨 真是不錯的選擇 Ah, South American vicugna. An excellent choice indeed.
我的西裝還有一點要求 我希望它是獨一無二的 One thing with my suits, I like to know they are one of a kind.
我不想跟任何人穿一樣的 I wouldn't want anyone wearing the same suit.
我知道你明白的 I'm sure you understand that.
-當然明白 先生 這種顏色的料子 - Of course, sir. With this fabric and color...
我只做過一件 ...I only made one other, and
是給一位住得很遠的先生做的 that was for a gentleman who lives quite far away.
具體是多遠 How far exactly?
洛杉磯 Los Angeles.
最近有打算去那嗎 Have you any reason to go there soon?
現在有了 I do now.
抱歉 我不在 請在嘟聲後留言 Hello. Sorry, I'm not in. Please leave a message after the tone.
我會儘快回復你 I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
塔克 塔克 Tuck, Tuck.
你在哪 哥們 五點了 Where are you, man? Five o'clock.
音樂馬拉松要開始了 我買了搖滾樂隊的新鼓棒 CHiPs marathon about to start, I got new sticks for "Rock Band."
給我回電話 Call me.
-天哪 我喜歡這裡 -我覺得你會喜歡的 - My God, I love these places. - I thought you might.
幣不投完 我們就不能走 We're not gonna leave until we've spent our tokens.
抱歉 我不在 Hello. I'm sorry, I'm not in.
請在嘟聲後留言 Please leave a message after the tone.
我會儘快回復你 Get back to you as soon as possible.
哥們 你在哪 Dude, where are you?
哥們 差不多五點四十三了 Hey, man, uh, it's about 5:43. Uh....
那算了 哥們 玩吧 到處看看 So whatever, man, just hanging out, watching the thing.
你在 可能你手機關了還是怎麼了 Are you...? Maybe your phone's turned off or something.
但你查一下留言... 很顯然 But check it to make... Clearly,
你查不了留言 或者是不是... you can't check it and see if it...
算了 回我電話 Whatever. Call me.
你玩桌上冰球真有一套 So the great air hockey cheats, that is.
這功夫外傳的 I'm available for lessons anytime.
但只傳給你 But only for you.
我有別的東西要給你看 There's something else I wanna show you.
我會儘快回復你 I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
哥們 我有點擔心 不知道是不是... Hey, man, so, uh, I'm a little worried. I don't know if, um...
你很久都沒回我電話了 You haven't returned my calls for,
有一個小時了 like, a long time now, like an hour.
沒事的話給我來個電話 好吧 So, uh, just give me a call if you're okay, okay?
好吧 我說"好吧"說了有五遍了 Okay. I've said "Okay" Now, like, five times.
給我來個電話 好... Give me a call. Oka...
好吧 我們去哪 Okay, where are we going?
-這裡有獅子 -沒有 - There are lions in here. - No.
-有的 -你說真的嗎 - Yes. - Are you serious?
好吧 睜眼 Okay. Open them.
太美了 Wow, it's so beautiful.
快來 Come on.
我們要上去嗎 We're going up there?
-你會接住我吧 -會的 - You're gonna catch me, right? - Yeah.
-保證嗎 -絕對保證 - Promise? - Absolutely.
-好吧 -一 - Okay. - One...
好的 Yeah.
二 ...two...
三 ...three.
就是這樣 There you go.
天哪 Oh, my gosh.
-好 好 -就這樣 - Okay, okay. - Right.
-那是什麼 -抱歉 我沒抓住 - What was that? - I'm sorry, I lost my grip.
你故意放手的 You did that on purpose.
可能是吧 Uh.... Maybe I did.
我覺得你是 I think you did.
好吧 下墜的感覺是最棒的 Well, sometimes falling is the best part.
快來 Come on.
-就是這樣 -我要來了 - Yeah. - I'm coming.
人家好想要 Me so horny.
等等 Hold on.
-喂 -是我 說話方便嗎 - Hello. - Hey, it's me. Can you talk?
-方便 什麼事 -我不知道 - Yeah, what's up? - It's... I don't know.
同時跟兩個人約會感覺有點怪 I feel weird about dating two guys at once.
開什麼玩笑 別覺得怪 Are you serious? Don't feel bad about dating two guys.
這樣很好 你得替 This is good, okay? You gotta go out there and live a life...
像我這樣的 每週三九點 ...for women like me who can't...
得跟同一個男人 ...who have to have sex with
邊吃奇多邊做愛的女人 the same guy every Wednesday night at 9:00...
-去享受生活 -算挺棒的 - ...while we're eating Cheetos. - That's kind of awesome.
是很棒 It is awesome.
對全世界的女人來說都是 For women everywhere.
這就對了 去吧 而且鮑勃特別想要 我得掛了 That's the spirit. Do it. And Bob's super horny, I gotta go.
好的 再見 Okay. Bye.
好的 為了全世界的女人 我喜歡 我喜歡 我喜歡 Okay. For women everywhere. I love it, I love it, I love it.
人家喜歡你好久了 Me love you long time.
塔克 Tuck.
你的搭檔在哪 Where's your partner?
-他去約會了 -那是自然 - Oh, he went out on a date. - Of course he did.
他這個採花大盜 The guy's an assassin,
到哪都是辣手摧花 絕不手軟 對吧 slays everything he sets his sights on, right?
我們已經鎖定了那輛車 We got a positive lock on that license plate.
-要查詢位置嗎 -要 - Do you want us to put it up? - Yes.
不 還是算了 別查了 No. Actually, no, don't.
-還是查吧 可以的話 謝了 -好的 - Yeah, go on. If you would, thanks, yeah. - Okay.
不 不 我們不能 No. No, we can't.
查吧 還是立刻查吧 Yeah. You gotta do it now. Go on.
-我來看看 -好的 - I'm here now. - Okay.
我不確定你會來 I wasn't sure if you were gonna show.
跟你說過我會的 I told you I could handle it.
走著瞧 快來 We'll see. Come on.
-我排了很久了 -別擔心 - Oh, I don't wanna lose my spot. - Don't worry about it.
女士優先 After you.
請 Go ahead.
讓他們過 Let them through.
-很高興見到你 哥們 -你好嗎 - Good to see you, buddy. - How you doing?
我保證你會喜歡這兒的 茜拉 你好嗎 You'll gonna love this place, I swear. Hey, Ciera. How are you?
我覺得你很開心 I think you're enjoying yourself.
你得放鬆 釋放自己 You just have to loosen up. Get off the simmer.
內特尼爾 Nathaniel.
你好嗎 寶貝 最近好嗎 What's up, baby? How you been?
看看你 Look at you. Oh!
跟強光一樣耀眼 You are shining like a bright light.
你們在啊 快來 You guys are here? Come on.
好吧 我的去跟主持人打個招呼 他認識我 All right, I gotta go say hi to the DJ. He knows me.
快點 快進來 快來 快來 Come on. Come on in. Come on. Come on.
你好嗎 What's up?
我的女士先請 After you, my lady.
85年的弗夫香檳 薩米 '85 Veuve, Sammy.
你要去哪 Hey. Where are you going?
-你要去哪 我們才剛到 -知道嗎 - Where are you going? We just got here. - You know what?
-我不適合你 -拜託 才... - I'm not the girl for you. - Oh, come on, just...
進去 我們痛快地玩玩 Come inside, we'll have a good time.
真的沒事 這些我玩夠了 It's really okay. I've done this.
高中時我是體操運動員 我最擅長的就是倒立喝啤酒 I was a gymnast in high school, my best event was the keg stand.
-你是體操運動員嗎 -難以置信 - You're a gymnast? - Unbelievable.
我這話有根據 你說你是體操運動員 我就問一句 It's valid. You said you were a gymnast, I asked a question.
就因為這個我才走開的 That's exactly why I'm walking away.
因為你緊張 不懂如何玩樂嗎 Because you're uptight and don't know how to have good time?
你的情商跟十五歲的男孩一樣 You have the emotional intelligence of a 15-year-old boy.
你覺得我想跟你約會 You think I'd be interested in
或者跟你回夜店嗎 going out with you or going back up in the club?
-不會的 -謝謝 公主 - I don't think so. - Thank you, princess.
-今晚到此為止吧 -拜託我們到此為止吧 - Can we call it a night? - Can we please call it a night?
-晚安 -再見 - Good night. - Sayonara.
-祝你愉快 -再見 回老人院吧 - Have fun. - Ciao. Go back to the retirement village.
當然了 Of course I do.
天哪 不是吧 Oh, my God. This is not happening.
回來 等等 等等 Come back here. Wait, wait, wait.
-快吻我 -什麼 絕對不要 - Just kiss me. - What? Absolutely not.
-我是認真的 -憑什麼 不要 - I'm serious. - Why would I? No.
趕緊吻我 Just kiss me right now.
我不吻 你太善變了 I'm not gonna kiss you. You're bipolar.
停 Stop.
勞倫 Lauren. Uh....
勞倫 Lauren, hey.
-你在這 -斯蒂夫 - There you are. - Oh. Oh, Steve.
天哪 又遇到你們 Oh, my God, that is so
還真巧 真有意思 funny running into you again. That's so funny.
這是我男朋友 FDR Um.... This is my boyfriend, FDR.
之前跟你們說過 他是外科醫生 He, uh... He's the surgeon that we were talking about.
沒錯 Yeah.
神經外科醫生 我是兒童醫院的系主任 Neurosurgeon. I'm the department head at the children's hospital.
真棒 Wow, that's amazing.
-他是很棒 -別說了 - He is. He's really amazing. - Stop it.
-棒嗎 -孩子臉上的笑容 - Amazing? - I don't know what makes me happier.
和每天早上你的陪伴都讓我難以忘懷 Smile on a child's face or waking up next to you every morning.
-我愛你 -我愛你 我也愛你 太有趣了 - I love you. - I love you. I love you too. That's so funny.
真倒楣 Jinx. Ha-ha-ha.
-我們真的很開心 -沒錯 是很開心 - We're really happy. - Yeah, we are.
-沒錯 -跟她在一起 - Yeah. - Who wouldn't be happy...
誰會不開心 她完美至極 ...with a girl like this? She's got everything.
-美麗 個性又優雅 -他對我真好 - She got the beauty, style, grace. - He's so sweet to me.
-你知道她以前是體操運動員嗎 -我不知道 - Did you know she was a gymnast? - No, I didn't know.
-想不到吧 -是吧 - Didn't think so. - Yeah.
他很喜歡 He likes it.
-我喜歡欲女 -是啊 - Frisky, I love it. - Yeah.
你在單杠上也能做嗎 Can you do that thing on the high bar?
是啊 我們該走了 Yeah. I think we should get going.
斯坦 跟你聊天很高興 我們得走了 Stan, it was such a pleasure. We gotta go.
我叫斯蒂夫 不過沒事 I mean, it's Steve, but that's cool.
-很高興見到你們 -斯蒂夫 對 - Great meeting you. - Steve, yeah.
真高興見到你們 Really nice meeting you.
-真高興見到你們 -很高興 - Really nice meeting you. - It was a pleasure.
看那 輕輕吻一下手 Oh, look at that. A little kiss on the hand there.
-真好 -你真幸運 - That's sweet. - You are so lucky.
-我知道 -是啊 - I know. - Yeah.
-再見 -那再見了 - Bye. - Bye now, guys.
-好的 -再見 祝你們開心 西蒙 - Yeah. - See you. Have fun, Simon.
-我叫斯蒂夫 -好的 多謝 - It's Steve. - Okay. Thank you so much.
你說什麼 這只耳朵有點聾 What did you say? This ear's a little deaf.
我說 謝謝 謝謝你 I said, thank you. Thank you.
用不著這麼煩人 You don't have to be annoying about it.
想去吃點東西嗎 Do you wanna go grab a bite?
我知道街角有家披薩店 I know a pizza place around the corner.
剛才那事 你總得跟我解釋一下吧 You owe me an explanation for whatever that was.
-好吧 你說得對 -對吧 - Okay. You're right, I do. - Yeah?
-沒錯 -走吧 - Sure. - Let's go.
-好的 -好的 - Okay. - Okay.
所以我收好行囊 跟他來到了這裡 So I packed up my entire life and I followed him out here.
六個月之後 And then six months later,
他和小三被抓奸在床 I found him in bed with a Pilates instructor.
他就不是我以為的那樣 He's just not the guy I thought he was.
-我犯了錯 -我不相信錯誤 - I made a mistake. - I don't believe in mistakes.
好吧 對像你這樣的人來說 Well, that's a very
那個理論倒是挺好用的 convenient philosophy for someone like yourself.
正是陰差陽錯才造就了今天的我們 It's the mistakes that make us who we are.
你就是陰差陽錯來跟我吃飯的 對吧 They led you here, right?
你現在還想回到亞特蘭大嗎 Would you rather be back in Atlanta right now?
不 不想 No, not really.
你也陰差陽錯的幹了這行 你喜歡你的工作 They led to your job, you like your job.
-我愛我的工作 -所以正是如此 - I love my job. - So there you go.
就那麼一說 Just saying.
你真聰明 You're very smart.
對經常泡夜店的人而言 很聰明瞭 Pretty smart for a club rat.
-早上好 -早上好 長官 - Good morning. - Good morning, sir.
昨晚的姑娘不錯哦 Nice-looking woman from last night.
-你監視我約會 -什麼 沒有 沒有吧 - You reconned my date. - What? No. No?
不 你監視了 Yeah, you did.
好吧 很抱歉 我監視你們了 Okay. I'm sorry, I did. I reconned your date.
-我們約好的 -我知道 - We had a deal. - I know.
很抱歉 我只是突然覺得 Sorry, I just... I started thinking...
你突然覺得什麼 You started thinking?
我得弄清楚 我也不知道 很抱歉 I had to find out... I didn't know. I'm sorry.
要是我倆發生了點什麼 你想怎樣 If there was some action, what were you gonna do?
-叫特種部隊來嗎 -不 - Call in Special Ops? - No.
-叫狙擊隊來 -不 不是那樣的 - Sniper squad? - No. No.
-要幹掉我 -不 我只是 - Take me out? - No. I just... I...
我們在慕尼克的辦事處遭到 Our Munich office got a hit
海因裡希的一名香港同夥的反擊 back on one of Heinrich's men from Hong Kong.
他叫伊萬·索洛科夫 Name is Ivan Sokolov.
這裡是墨西哥的監視檔 Here's a surveillance file from the DFS in Mexico.
我們猜測他試圖 We expect he's trying to get
通過洛杉磯港讓海因裡希入境 Heinrich into the country through L.A. Harbor.
聊天記錄顯示伊萬就住在洛杉磯 Chatter suggests Ivan lives here in L.A..
現在 去把他找出來 Now, flush him out.
她肯定是失戀了 She's definitely lost her sparkle.
好的 你來通知國際刑警組織 All right, look, you flag Interpol,
我來聯繫線人 I'll call some of our contacts.
我真的喜歡這個女孩 I really like this girl.
我也真的喜歡她 I really like her too.
不 我是真的 真的喜歡她 No, I really, really like her.
-我也是 -你喜歡她 - So do I. - You do?
是 真心喜歡 Yeah, I do.
-所以你不會退讓了 -不 - So you're not backing off? - Nope.
好吧 Okay.
那你應該知道 Then you ought to know that
我們出去約會時 勞倫和我 when we went out on our date, Lauren and I...
我們 ... we, um...
什麼 What?
什麼 你們做了什麼 What? What? What did you do?
我們接吻了 We shared a kiss.
唇舌交纏的無比美妙的吻 Incredibly magical kiss with tongue.
天哪 太棒了 Oh, dear. Wonderful.
你就是禽獸 You are an animal.
兄弟 我們也接吻了 Look, pal, we kissed too.
很特別的吻 應該還有下一次 It was pretty special. I don't think it will be the last.
我們走著瞧 怎麼樣 Well, we'll see about that, won't we?
那就走著瞧唄 We shall see about that.
是啊 我們就走著瞧吧 Yes, we will. We will see about that.
別這樣 別鸚鵡學舌了 Don't do that. Don't say what I just said.
走著瞧 We will see about that.
瞧著走 About that, we will see.
走著瞧 We will see about that.
瞧著走 About that, we will see.
好 這是次實戰演練 Right. This is a live operation,
所有裝備都準備好了 小夥子們 it's a full wrap and tap, boys.
要有天線 紅外線 I want parabolics, infrareds,
衛星監視 動用一切資源 sat cams, everything we got on the job.
我希望你們收集一切勞倫·斯科特的消息 I want you to acquire intel on one Lauren Scott.
-她的秘密愛好 -討厭什麼 - What are her secret likes... - Dislikes.
什麼讓她開心 什麼讓她難過 I want to know what makes her laugh, what makes her cry.
密友 家人 Best friends, family members.
每件事都很重要 Everything is important.
還有她最近三個跟她睡過的人 And the last three guys she slept with.
她上周跟誰睡了 Who she was sleeping with last week?
要我們把他們幹掉嗎 You want us to take them out?
要 Yea...
算了 No.
-算了 -不好意思 但是 - No. - I'm sorry, but...
這跟海因裡稀有什麼關係 What exactly does this have to do with Heinrich?
這是五級機密 I'm afraid that's level 5 classified.
只能向我報告 For my eyes only.
這次行動是頂級機密 This operation is top secret.
-別讓國家失望 小夥子們 -收到 - Don't let your country down, boys. - Roger that.
我們就是這樣 This is how we do it
週五晚上 沒有工作 It's Friday night
無所事事 感覺真好 And I feel all right
就在西面 派對正酣 And the party's here on the west side
開到40邁 打開廣播 So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up
還有司機 幫我泊車 Designated driver take the keys to my truck
搖搖晃晃 走在路邊 Hit the shore, cause I'm faded
街上小妞 對著我說 Honeys in the street say
蒙蒂 我們做愛吧 Monty, yo, we made it
這種感覺 神魂顛倒 It feels so good
就在今夜 引擎蓋上 In my hood tonight
女孩薄薄的裙子 穿著卡尼的男孩 The summertime skirts and the guys in Kani
所有黑幫 駐足觀看 All the gang bangers forgot about the drive-by
你得獻上 你的身體 You gotta get your groove on
然後才能 拿錢走人 Before you go get paid
扔掉杯子 舉起手來 So tip up your cup and throw your hands up
讓我聽到派對的聲音 And let me hear the party say
我有點暈 這都因為 I'm kind of buzzed and it's all because
我們就是這樣 This is how we do it
就在那南邊中央 比任何人都瘋狂 South central does it like nobody does
我們就是這樣 This is how we do it
身邊的人 都想要你 To all my neighbors you got much flavor
我們就是這樣 This is how we do it
讓我們來 翻轉音軌 Let's flip the track
回到以前 老派作風 Bring the old school
我們就是這樣 This is how we do it
所有的人 舉起手來 All hands are in the air
到處搖擺 盡情搖擺 And wave them from here to there
如果你是 知名歌手 If you're an O.G. Mack
或是你想 當個玩家 Or a wanna-be player
對我而言 引擎蓋足夠 You see, the hood's been good to me
以前的我 非常卑微 Ever since I was a lower-case G
但是現在 我很牛了 But now I'm a big G
若你來自 我們那邊 If you were from where I'm from
那你就會 明白我了 Then you would know
我們就是這樣 This is how we do it
-這兒究竟是怎麼了 -沒事 - What the hell is going on in here? - Nothing.
很抱歉 打擾你們玩遊戲 Well, I'm sorry to interrupt playtime,
我們拿到了伊萬·索洛科夫的地址 but we have an address on Ivan Sokolov.
我覺得你倆想出去走走了 And I thought you boys might wanna get out of the office.
當然了 Absolutely.
我打頭陣 你殿后 I'll take lead, you run backup.
不 我正想這次打頭陣呢 謝謝你 No, I was thinking of taking lead on this one, thank you.
我總是第一個 I'm always the first in the door.
你並不總是第一個 You're not always first at everything.
-你好 -我們是 伊萬的朋友 - Hello. - We're, um, friends of Ivan.
不 你先來 請 Oh, no, take lead, please.
不 說真的 你先來 No, no. Honestly, after you.
-百露香水嗎 -廣藿香 - Brut? - Patchouli.
我喜歡廣藿香 真可愛 I love patchouli. Lovely.
-不 我像 -你在那兒賭什麼了 - Oh, no, I'm like... - Yeah. What are you betting down there?
你們好啊 撲克牌啊 Hello! The cards!
夥計 我可是很愛撲克的 Mate, I am such a huge fan of poker.
他可是贏了裡諾的金魚大師錦標賽 He actually won the Go Fish Masters tournament in Reno.
這是私人遊戲 This is private game.
別跟我擺手 老大 你不知道我是誰嗎 Don't wave your hands at me, chief. Don't you know who I am?
他中午喝多了 現在還暈著呢 He got into the ros at brunch, he's gonzo.
我說了這是私人遊戲 I said this is private game.
我知道你是誰 夥計 I know who you are, mate.
-伊萬 -壞人 - Ivan. - The terrible.
我們是卡爾·海因裡希的朋友 We're friends with Karl Heinrich.
有個小問題 There's one little problem.
海因裡希沒有任何朋友 Heinrich doesn't have any friends.
親愛的 Oh, dear.
彈匣 給我個彈匣 Mag! Give me a mag!
這種事也老要我幫你 You ever come prepared?
胡說八道 夥伴 胡說八道 Bollocks, mate. Bollocks!
交出你的槍 Get out your gun.
塔克 趴下 Tuck, get down!
趴下 Get down!
你在這兒啊 我抓到了 是吧 夥計 There you are. I got you, eh, mate?
不 我抓到的 No, I got him.
當然是你了 夥計 幹得很好 Yeah, of course you did, mate. I love your work.
說 海因裡希在哪 Tell us where Heinrich is,
我們可以考慮從寬處理 伊萬 and we'll be able to cut you a deal, Ivan.
我不會說的 I'm not saying anything.
好了 你等著去吃牢飯 Okay, you get three square meals a day
穿囚服去吧 and we'll get you a nice pair of trousers.
走 Let's go.
用個除臭劑吧 伊萬 你臭死了 Give deodorant a chance, Ivan. You stink.
-怎麼了 -什麼 - What's happening? - Hm?
-怎麼了 -科林斯 我得去看醫生了 - What's going on? - Uh, Collins. I'm gonna go see the medic.
-嗯 -你呢 - Yeah. - You?
不 剛來了條情報 No. No. No. Just the intel flash coming over.
-收到 -好的 - Roger that. - Right. Right.
她給朋友崔希發了短信 She texted her friend Trish.
說她需要聊聊因為她發福 Said she needed to talk because she was F-T-F-O.
解密部門認為這是說 Which Cryptography Department
她要發瘋了 長官 believes means she was freaking the fuck out, sir.
我不鳥你 我看到這個都他媽笑死了 I S-H-I-T you not. I was L-M-F-A-O when I read that.
-這太瘋狂了 荒謬 -波斯維 噓 - It was crazy, ridiculou... - Bothwick! S-H-H-H-H-H.
然後崔希打給保姆 Trish then called the
說有急事 babysitter and told her it was an emergency.
這很重要 這真的很重要 This is serious. This is really serious.
這居然變成了我的大問題 Can't believe this is my biggest problem.
上個月 我還在跟前任糾纏不清 Last month, I was dating my boggle.
這個月 居然跟兩個大帥哥約會 This month, I'm dating two gorgeous guys.
首先 請你不要再把前任當成物件 Okey, first of all, I need you to stop making
只是玩玩而已 references to boggle like it's a man. It's a game.
你聽起來就像養了九隻貓 And you sound like a woman
天天在家編毛衣的女人一樣 who has nine cats and knits her ass off.
你沒說過他們很帥 And you never said they were gorgeous.
只是說還不錯 You said they were good-looking.
還不錯跟很帥可不一樣 There's a difference between good-looking and gorgeous.
-想看照片嗎 -是啊 - Wanna see a picture of them? - Yes.
-是吧 -跟他重口味愛愛 - Right? - That's dirty sex.
跟他肯定很重口味 而且會很臭 You know you're gonna have dirty sex and it's gonna stink.
不是普通的做愛 我是說 Not like sex. I mean,
男人的汗臭 好事啊 like, man stink, the good stuff.
真是印象深刻啊 對你來說 That's pretty impressive. For you.
另一個怎麼樣 Yeah. What does the other one look like?
滑過去 用手指 You just scroll over, you do the finger thing.
天哪 他也很帥 Oh, my God. He is hot too.
我對你刮目相看了 I am impressed with you.
真是太性感了 這個男人 This is hotness. That man is...
你嚇死我了 You scared the shit out of me.
-你還好嗎 -是啊 - You all right? - Yup.
-身體上來說 -很好 - Medically speaking? - Fine.
他們是人 不是東西 They're people, not products.
你不擅長撒謊 知道嗎 You're not a very good liar, you know that?
是啊 你擅長 Oh, yes, and you are.
他們從沒跟我玩過這個遊戲 They never play this game with me.
既然都在這兒了 Seeing as we're both here,
也許可以共用下資源 we might as well share resources.
-不可思議的男生 -看來沒得選了 - Incredible guys. - Guess I don't have a choice.
-請坐 -我留下 - Please, sit down. - Oh, I'm staying.
好 很好 Okay, good, good.
我隨時都能履行朋友的義務 Well, I'm available as a friend.
如果你要我去跟這兩個人做愛 If you want me to have sex with both of those guys...
試試那個東西 just to test out the stuff and
看看誰行誰不行 see who comes back a winner and who doesn't.
我假裝是你 他倆肯定分不出來 And they wouldn't even know was me. I'd pretend like I was you.
把頭髮塞到假髮裡 I'd just put my hair up in a pony.
顯然我很忙 因為我是個母親 And obviously, I'm busy, because I'm a mother,
但我會從計畫表裡騰時間出來 but I would carve out time in my schedule.
因為我就是這種朋友 Because that's the kind of friend I am.
為什麼她要聽那老女人的 Why is she listening to that old man?
不知道 I have no idea.
-你知道嗎 這沒用 -好吧 - Okay. You know what? That's not helpful. - Okay, fine.
為什麼不弄個焦點小組呢 Then why don't we do one of your little "Focus groups"
像你工作中那樣 as you do at work?
你做焦點小組 Then you can be the focus group,
我來當組長 像你一樣 and I can be in charge, like you.
-這其實是個好主意 -好的 - Oh, that's actually a good idea. - Okay.
這很好 我喜歡 This is good, this is good. I like this.
所以我會問你關於產品的問題 Okay, so I will ask you questions about the products.
-好的 -不是產品 是人 - Okay. - The people.
你告訴我喜歡誰 為什麼 And you tell me who you like and why.
我不知道 他們都很棒 I don't know. They're both incredible.
真難取捨 是嗎 我現在就得回家 I mean, what a struggle. Okey? I have to go home...
去清理鮑勃鬍鬚上的塔塔醬 ... and clean tartar sauce out of Bob's beard right now.
很可能還得清理他的睾丸 And probably one of these under his testicles.
你還要跟我說這兩個男人有多棒嗎 And you're gonna sit here and talk to me about how amazing these two guys are?
有什麼不好的嗎 Is there anything bad about them?
讓我想想 缺點 Okay, let me think. Flaws.
我想有 I think there...
有一件事 There is one thing.
FDR的手很小 像女孩一樣 FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands.
跟霸王龍的小爪子似的 Like little T. Rex hands.
-太噁心了 Oh, gross.
說明他那裡很小 That means he's got a Mike and like for a penis.
你知道那不是真的 你見過的 You know that's not true. You've seen it.
你在孟加拉見過 You've seen it in Bangladesh,
你知道那不是真的 you know that's not true.
還有塔克是英國人 And Tuck is British.
那是什麼意思 What is that supposed to mean?
沒什麼意思 Ok, that doesn't mean anything.
一樣的 他們打了個平手 That's the same, they're kind of even.
所以我要你進入決策模式 So I need you to get into decision-making mode.
而且要快點做決定 And I need you to do it kind of quickly.
這是有趣 但又沒輪到我身上 I mean, It's fun, but I'm not the one having sex.
所以我沒那麼大精力 So I can't be that invested.
好吧 知道我需要什麼嗎 Okay. You know what I need?
-雙飛 -不 我需要截止日期 - Mm, a joint. - No, I need a deadline.
好的 Okey.
所以我要給自己限定時間來做決定 So I'm gonna give myself a finite amount of time to make this decision.
-那很好啊 -一周就得做出決定 - That's good. - One week I have to make a decision.
一周嗎 One week?
她在喬治亞州長大 Okay, so she grew up in Georgia.
喜歡在狗狗收容所做志願者 She likes to volunteer at dog shelters.
喜歡傳統搖滾樂 She's a fan of classic rock
收集迷你卡馬羅牌汽車 and collecting mini Camaros.
什麼 在車裡嗎 What, as in the cars?
這太好玩了 This is so fun!
你對這個有天分 You're a natural in this.
這太詭異了 我爸爸曾收集過這些 It's just so weird. Cause my dad used to collect these.
沒有一輛像這輛這麼棒 They were never as nice as this one.
但他從來不讓我開 But he never let me drive them.
我真不明白為什麼他不讓你開 I can't possibly imagine why he wouldn't do that.
她對我有魔力 She's got a magic spell on me
他剛給我們的小鳥豎了個中指嗎 Did he just give our bird the bird?
現在我得到了這個女人 Now I've got a woman
天哪 Oh, my God!
什麼 沒事 排氣管而已 What? Fine, that was the exhaust.
-哦 -踩油門啊 沖啊 - Oh. - Give it some throttle. Go on.
她喜歡紅酒 薰衣草浴鹽 She likes red wine, lavender bath salts.
收集古斯塔夫·克裡姆的海報 And she collects posters by Gustav Klimt.
-什麼 -奧地利人 畫得很好 - Huh? - Yeah. Austria cat. Boy can paint.
你從沒看過《吻》嗎 像這樣 Ain't you never seen "The Kiss" ? You know, like that.
看過 當然看過 Yeah, no, of course I have.
這是我所想的嗎 Is this what I think it is?
你是粉絲嗎 You're a fan?
-古斯塔夫·克裡姆的嗎 -古斯塔夫·克裡姆的 - Of Gustav Klimt? - Of Gustav Klimt.
他是我最喜歡的藝術家 He's my favorite artist.
這太不可思議了 This is incredible.
-這些是真的嗎 -是啊 - Are these real? - Yeah.
好 等等 Okay, stop.
-你認出這個了嗎 -是啊 - You recognize this? - Yes.
-琴欲機密 一八九五年 -我曾經 - The Harpist, 1895? - I have...
-在書上見過 -預分離運動 - Yes, I've seen it in a book. - Pre-secession movement.
你看這個二維和三維之間的張力 Look at the tension between two and three dimensionality.
二維和三維之間的張力 The tension between two and three dimensionality.
-不可思議 -你怎麼知道的 - It's incredible. - How do you know?
這是我最喜歡的 This is my favorite.
水中女神 一九零二年 Undine, 1902.
我的天 這太棒了 Oh, my goodness, this is amazing.
創新成為本質 Innovation became intrinsic....
對於德加斯和其他現代主義畫家而言 to Degas and other modernists.
你可以看到新藝術派對他的影響 You can see influence of Art Nouveau.
你知道他很提倡用手指作畫 You know he was a strong advocate of finger-painting movement.
什麼 What?
通訊中斷了 Hey. We lost contact.
有時為了融入畫中他會用手指畫畫 Sometimes he would finger his paintings to get closer to them.
他 用他的 He, uh, use, used his...
他會 他會 He would... He would... He would...
直接用手指在帆布上畫畫 The intimacy with the canvas to finger a painting...
為了 To...
而不是用手來畫 Rather to paint using hands.
有時他會用泥土和棍子 Sometimes, he would use mud and sticks.
你知道 他用泥土和棍子 You know, he used mud and sticks... Ahem.
是嗎 He did?
要是他找不到棍子 And if he couldn't find a stick...
-他會用他的小弟弟 -他會用他的 - he would use his dick. - he'd just use his...
什麼 What?
該死的 是誰在 Oh, son of a bitch. Who is...?
那什麼 說得夠多了 You know, I think enough talking.
讓畫自己去表達吧 Let's let the paintings speak for themselves.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
那也太美了吧 That is so beautiful.
真的很棒 It's amazing.
真是不可思議 Just incredible.
是啊 Yeah. It is.
謝謝你 Thank you.
-哪位 -是我 - Hello? - Hey, it's me.
-怎麼樣了 -他們都很棒 太棒了 - How did it go? - They both went well. Too well.
我不知道該怎麼辦 I don't know what to do.
太棒了 我馬上來 That's awesome. I'm coming over.
好的 調到五 把頻率往上調一點 Right, go up on 5. Let's just pump the audio a little bit.
你確定嗎 長官 Are you sure about this, sir?
這個波段可能有會議 We might have some constitutional issues here.
愛國者法案 Patriot Act.
-怎麼樣了 -他們都很棒 - So how was it? - They're both incredible.
FDR的眼睛很漂亮 Uh, FDR has these amazing eyes
你只想融化在他的眼神裡 that you just wanna melt into.
太美好了 他讓我看到最好的自己 So beautiful. He brings out the best in me.
他真的挑戰了我 He really challenges me, you know.
但他是那種來著不拒的 很圓滑的人 But he's that guy who's always on, he's super slick.
有時 我覺得 Sometimes, I think he
他除了自己誰也不關心 doesn't care about anything more than himself.
據說這裡是它們的避難所 Well, they say it's a sanctuary for them,
但是 就是這兒了 but it's... Here it is.
-這太棒了 -它更像是我的避難所 - This is amazing. - It's really more of a sanctuary for me.
-蕾貝卡 -那是誰 - Hey, Rebecca. - Who's that man?
-貝蒂 -你說什麼 - Hey, Betty. - Excuse me?
我根本想不到你這麼喜歡小動物 I just had no idea you were so passionate about animals.
是啊 小動物和小孩 Yeah. Animals and kids.
怎麼樣了 What's up?
-過得怎麼樣了 尼克 -什麼 - How you doing, Nick? - What?
你對我知之甚少 There are a lot of things you don't know about me...
我也需要時間對你敞開心胸 ... and it takes a while for me to open up.
看得出來 I can see that.
怎麼了 Oh, what's the matter?
-你怎麼啦 -你好 小傢夥 - What's the matter, you? - Hey, little guy.
-他太可愛了 怎麼了 -你還好嗎 - He is so cute. What's going on? - You okay?
-你可以打開籠子嗎 -一直都是啊 - Are you allowed to open the cages? - All the time.
-好的 -好 - Okay. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
縮成一團啊 你怎麼樣了 小傢夥 Hey, snuggles, how are you, bud?
它是波士頓梗 It's a Boston terrier.
我喜歡這些狗狗 你好啊 I love these dogs. Hi.
你好 Hi.
他們太活潑了 Yeah. That's a lot of energy.
我喜歡這裡 I love this place.
-你嘴裡有什麼 -好多狗毛 - What's in your mouth? - Just a lot of dog hair.
-是啊 -所以 - Yeah. - So...
我知道 I know.
太亂了 Big mess.
你要幫我挑一隻嗎 Do you wanna help me pick one out?
你要收養狗狗嗎 You're gonna adopt a dog?
你知道嗎 我覺得是時候 I just think it's time for me to be
去擔負更多的責任了 responsible for something other than myself, you know?
這真是太好了 Wow, I think that's so great.
好吧 Okay.
讓我們來挑一隻最老最可憐的傢夥吧 Let's pick the saddest, oldest bastard here.
那塔克怎麼樣 Okay, what about Tuck?
塔克非常棒 Uh, Tuck is great.
溫柔 甜蜜 我們在一起非常開心 He's sweet, he's ki... We have so much fun.
比我之前任何時候都要開心 More fun that I've ever had in my entire life.
但也許他太甜蜜了 有點太認真了 But he's maybe too sweet? A little earnest?
比較安全 Uh, sort of safe.
是挺無聊的 聽著我都快睡著了 Yeah. That's boring. I almost fell asleep just listening to that.
安全 Safe.
我準備好了 Okay, I think I'm ready.
-你之前拿過槍嗎 -其實 - You ever carried a weapon before? - You know...
並沒有真拿過 Not really, no.
好的 好的 Okay. Okay. I need you to keep
我希望你別把槍口對準我 明白嗎 that end of the weapon well away from me, clear?
-明白 -太棒了 - Okay. - Thumbs up.
-肯定會很有趣 -不 - This will be fun. - No.
這不會有趣 It's not fun.
會很危險 It's dangerous.
看著 Hey, watch there.
-夥計 躲開 -我的臉 - Men! Move. - My face!
我的上帝 Oh, my God.
夥計 別這樣 Man, come on.
跟上 Come on.
好的 Okay.
神啊 我得戴上護目鏡 真是太緊張了 Oh, God, I gotta get the goggles on. This is very stressful!
-安全 我們走 來吧 -好的 - Clear. We're coming out. Okay, come on. - Okay.
抓住他 Get him!
-不能爆頭 -那是非法的 - No head shots! - That's illegal.
上帝啊 Oh, my God.
我好害怕 I'm scared.
手榴彈 It's a grenade!
你覺得我現在怎麼樣 How you like me now.
那傢夥是誰 Who is that guy?
這只是個遊戲啊 It's just a game. Ah!
趕快走吧 Let's get out of here.
上帝啊 Oh, my God.
-你看見我把它點著了嗎 -是的 - Did you see me light that up? - Okay.
那傢夥突然間就冒出來了 That boy come right out of nowhere.
你太擅長這個了 簡直令人不安 Okay, you are disturbingly good at this.
是嗎 這讓你感覺怎麼樣 Oh, yeah. Yeah, how does that make you feel?
如果我們國家被持彩蛋槍的人入侵了 Like if our nation gets attacked by random paintball people...
-我會很安全 -安全 - ...I'll be safe. - Safe.
我試著掩護你來著 我開了幾槍 I tried to get your back there. I got off a few shots...
不過扳機可能是卡住了 ...but I think my triggering mechanism was stuck.
-你得打開保險 -我試了 - You got the safety on. - I was trying to...
-哦 你是說這個東西 -是的 嗷 - Oh, you mean this thing here? - Yeah. Ugh!
上帝啊 你還好嗎 Oh, my God. Are you okay?
哈哈 抱歉 我不該笑的 Ha, ha. Oh, I'm sorry I'm laugh...
壞事發生的時候我總是愛笑 I have this laughter thing when bad things happen.
這並不好笑 我不該笑的 It's not funny. I shouldn't do that.
你還好嗎 你能走嗎 Are you okay? Can you walk?
我很好 我很好 Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
上帝啊 我感覺太糟了 Oh, my God, I feel so bad.
沒事 Yeah, it's good.
-走吧 我們去找點吃的 -好的 - Come on, let's go get something to eat. - Okay.
你記得之前我說 So you know how I was
塔克有點太認真了嗎 telling you that Tuck has been really earnest?
幾天前 我們去玩真人CS The other day, we went paintballing...
他幾乎用彩蛋槍把一個孩子的眼睛打出來 ...and he nearly put this kid's eye out with a paintball gun.
而FDR 我們去了動物收養所 Then FDR, we went to this animal shelter...
他收養了一隻十二歲的 眼睛渾濁的老狗 ...and he adopted a 12-year-old dog with a milky eye.
這開始變得很奇怪 I'm telling you, it's getting weird.
我忍不住想 是我讓他們變成這樣的 I can't help but thinking I'm putting them in this position.
這把他們都搞瘋了 也把我搞瘋了 It's making them crazy. It's making me crazy.
那你準備怎麼辦 So, what are you gonna do about it?
做任何一個處在我情況下的理智女性會做的 I have to do what any rational woman in my position would do.
-跟他們分手 -跟他們上床 - Break up with them? - Sleep with them.
性愛定勝負 Sex tiebreaker.
謝天謝地 你終於決定了 Oh, thank you! Finally!
性愛定勝負 這才是你需要的 A sex tiebreaker! That is what you need to do!
你必須和他們兩個都上床 You have to have sex with both of them!
謝謝 Thank you.
怎麼了 這叫求偶 百度一下吧 What? It's called the birds and the bees, bitch, okay? Google it.
我們有個約定 We had a deal.
是的 我們有個約定 Well, we have a deal.
-我們有約定 -我是不會和她上床的 - We have a deal. - I'm not gonna have sex with her.
我也不會和她上床的 And I am not gonna have sex with this woman either.
不管她怎麼引誘我 No matter how hard she tries.
我們有紳士協定 We have a gentleman's agreement.
我們是紳士 And we are gentlemen.
好嗎 Okay?
哈哈 好的 Ha-ha-ha. Okay.
-好 -太棒了 - Okay. - Good.
上帝啊 Good Lord.
-幾點了 -我有點事 - That the time? - Yeah, I got that thing.
這個點我得去個地方 I gotta be somewhere this time.
開啟全面戰略防禦模式 Full-scale tactical prevention mode.
你想怎麼辦 What exactly do you have in mind?
太棒了 Wow, this is amazing.
-確實 -真好 - Indeed. - How nice.
會不會覺得這些蠟燭有點廉價 Do you think the candles are a bit cheesy?
不會 我覺得它們很美 No. I think they're wonderful.
這真是個完美的夜晚 This has been the perfect night.
迪克 夥計 Dicker man...
降雨 ...make it rain.
抵擋不住 Can't stand it
我知道這是你計畫好的 I know you planned it
我要讓大家都看清楚 I'm gonna set it straight.
破壞 Sabotage.
你真的覺得你能信任他嗎 You really think you can trust him?
當然不能 Absolutely not.
-我相信你 -哇哦 - Okay, I believe you. - Wow.
-這太棒了 -是嗎 - This is great. - Yeah?
是的 Yeah.
-屋頂上有個泳池 -這個啊 - Pool on the roof. - Oh, you know...
這是為了治舊傷 ...it's hydrotherapy for an old football injury.
我馬上就回來 I'll be right back.
-好嗎 -好 - Okay? - Okay.
來吧 走開 開始吧 Come on, scram. Let's go.
他進入狀態 He moves in space
上帝啊 God.
這是一起破壞 It's a sabotage.
抵擋不住 我知道這是你計畫好的 Can't stand it I know you planned it.
混蛋 Son of a...
我怒火萬丈 難以自控 I can't stand rocking When I fly off the handle.
這是什麼 這是幻象 What could it be? It's a mirage.
你策劃了一起破壞 You're scheming on a thing That's sabotage.
愛情聖手 Smooth operator.
FDR FDR?
愛情聖手 Smooth operator.
不是的吧 Really?
愛情聖手 Smooth operator.
麻醉針 A tranq dart.
麻醉針 再高三英寸我就死了 A tranq dart. Three inches over, I would've been dead.
四英寸 好嗎 Four. Four inches, okay?
-野蠻人 -早上好 長官 - Neanderthal. - Morning, sirs.
閉嘴 Shut up.
上帝啊 真不敢相信你居然不信任我 Jesus. I cannot believe you didn't trust me.
我們都知道你放了莎黛的歌接下來會發生什麼 We both know what happens when you listen to Sade.
-她是個完美的歌手 -沒錯 - She's an incredible singer. - She is.
你荷爾蒙激素全開 變身成色急隊長 Your hormones start, you turn into Captain Horny Pants.
-色急... -我還要提醒你 - Captain Hor... - And might I remind you...
是你先淹了我的房子的 ...you were the one who flooded my apartment first.
-那些蠟燭是火災隱患 -不 - The candles were a fire hazard. - No.
你只是擔心 The only thing you were worried
勞倫的欲火被點燃了 不是嗎 about getting fired up was Lauren, wasn't it?
說實話 佛蘭克林 Honesty, Franklin.
試試 Try it.
好了 Right!
伊萬 我現在非常需要控制我的怒火 Now, I have very serious anger management issues today, Ivan...
如果你能好好回答 ...so I would appreciate it if you'd do me the courtesy...
所有無聊的問題 我會非常感激 ...of answering all my terribly boring questions...
不過你得迅速回答 ...sharpish.
老虎鉗 不是吧 Heh, heh. The pliers, really?
沒錯 就是老虎鉗 Yes, the pliers, really.
真好猜 還是這麼安全又無聊 Predictable, safe and boring yet again.
你去撓伊萬的腳 Why don't you tickle Ivan's feet...
用你那個小小的 迷你的 微型爪子 ...till he talks with your teeny, tiny, itty-bitty jazz hands?
海因裡希在哪 兄弟 Where is Heinrich, brother?
他很快就會來找你們了 Sooner or later he'll be coming for you.
兄弟 Brother.
你會死的 You are going to die.
別擔心 你會是下一個 Don't worry, you're next.
關於約拿斯的事 我很遺憾 I'm sorry about Jonas.
- 塔克 我想和你談談娜娜的事 - 好 今晚開誰的車去 Tuck, I gotta talk to you about Nana's. Sure. Whose car are we taking tonight?
- 我想今晚不行 -你不想我去? I don't think it's gonna work out tonight. You don't want me there?
不 只是... It's not that. It's...
我邀請了勞倫 I invited Lauren.
哦... Oh, wow. Uh...
不錯啊 打家庭牌 你以為你是誰?棋王卡斯帕羅夫? It's a nice move, isn't it? Meet the family. What are you, Garry Kasparov?
不是這樣的 勞倫一直在問他們 你也瞭解娜娜 It's not like that. Lauren's been asking about them, and you know Nana.
她一聽到我在約會 她就很興奮 勞倫想見她們 Once she heard I was dating someone, she got excited. She wanted to meet them.
- 我不相信 - 什麼? I don't believe this. What?
這個不是為了要贏你 他們是我的家人 This is not a play to one-up you. They're my family.
- 他們也是我的家人 -但他們是我真正的家人 Yeah, but they're my family too. Yeah, but they're my actual family.
哇 Wow. Yeah. Ahem.
當然他們是 Of course they are.
我真傻 How silly of me.
-天呐 -別管他 隨他去 - Ooh! Oh, gosh. - No, no, no. Just let him do his thing.
你好 Oh, hello.
娜娜 這是勞倫 Uh, Nana, this is Lauren.
勞倫 這是我奶奶 娜娜 Lauren, this is my grandmother, Nana.
你就是那個一直在忍受佛蘭克林的女孩 So you're the girl who's been putting up with Franklin.
我帶了派 I brought pie.
你知道廚房在哪 Yeah, you know where the kitchen is.
勞倫和我需要好好談談 Lauren and I have a lot to talk about.
這裡很漂亮 不是嗎 Yes, this is pretty, isn't it?
確實很美 Oh, this is beautiful.
-哦 這是FDR嗎 -是的 - Oh, is this FDR? - Oh, yes.
看那條一字眉 Look at that unibrow.
佔據了整張額頭 It goes all the way around his head.
我知道 他真可愛 I know, he was so cute.
-你好 多蒂 -這些人是誰 - Hi, Dottie. - And who are these people?
那是他的父母 Oh, those are his parents.
他們在他九歲時過世了 They died when he was 9.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
-他從沒跟我說過 -是啊 - He never told me that. - Yeah.
是起車禍 In a car crash. They were
那天晚上他們去吃飯 然後 going out to dinner one night and, um...
從那以後他就變得不同了 Well, he's never been quite the same since.
他變得難以信任別人 He has a hard time trusting people.
不過他肯定非常信任你 But he must trust you.
你是他帶回來的第一個女孩 Because you are the first girl he's ever brought here.
我也有信任問題 I have a hard time trusting people too.
他有非常大的藍眼睛 好像彈球 He had the biggest blue eyes, like marbles.
這樣他即使尿床了我們也不忍心訓他 Which almost made up for the bed-wetting.
娜娜 我們真不用在這個時候談論這些 Nana. We really don't have to talk about that right now.
-我們真的該談 -不不不 - Oh, we really do. - No, no, no.
-該談 -不該 - No, we should. - No, no, no.
-必須談 -我知道 - We think we ought to. - I know...
他穿著超人的裝束到處跑 He wore that Superman costume everywhere.
那味道難聞死了 You wouldn't believe the smell.
不過我們怎麼知道他會那麼當真呢 But how were we to know that he would take it so literally?
這小傢夥直接從屋頂上跳了下來 The little fellow jumped off the roof.
有人誤導我了 好嗎 I was given misinformation, okay?
我們都會犯錯 這是我犯的一個錯 We all make mistakes. That was one of mine.
不過要記住 佛蘭克林 Yes, but remember, Franklin,
這個世界上沒有錯誤 there are no mistakes.
敬沒有錯誤 To no mistakes.
-敬沒有錯誤 -敬沒有錯誤 - To no mistakes. - To no mistakes.
-好吧 你還穿過裙子 -那是因為 - Okay, wearing dresses. - I was only wearing them...
我以為那是披風 ...because I thought they were capes.
我們在錄這個嗎 Are we recording this?
我今晚過得很愉快 I had a nice time tonight.
我也是 Me too.
我喜歡那個一字眉穿背帶褲的男孩 I like that guy with the unibrow and the braces.
-哈哈 -其實我 - Ha, ha. - I actually...
也許我喜歡他甚至超過喜歡你 I might like him more than I like you.
他也喜歡你 He likes you too.
我該走了 Ha, ha. I should go.
是啊 Yeah.
我應該做個紳士 I should be a gentleman.
好消息是 我可不是紳士 Well, the good news is I'm no gentleman.
這可不妙 This is not good.
她讓我瘋狂 She blew my mind.
我們混在一起 And we've been hangin' out.
從那時起 Ever since that time.
我們得到最好的愛 We got good love.
搖滾 Rock 'n' roll.
甜美 甜美的愛 Sweet, sweet love.
-嗨 -哦 上帝啊 - Hey. - Oh, God!
上帝 Oh, my God. Okay.
-早 -早上好 - Morning. - Good morning.
你穿好衣服了 你要去哪 You're dressed. Where you going?
我要去上班 I have to go to work.
我還以為我們可以一起做薄煎餅什麼的呢 I thought maybe we could make pancakes or something.
你喜歡薄煎餅嗎 Do you like pancakes?
我超愛薄煎餅 我真的喜歡吃薄煎餅 I love pancakes. Really, I'd love to have pancakes.
誰不喜歡薄煎餅呢 除了瘋子 Who doesn't like pancakes? Crazy people.
瘋子 Crazy people.
我得去上班了 我有個會 I have to go to work. I have a meeting.
非常早 我真得走了 Really super early. So I gotta go.
是啊 挺好 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, that's cool.
我也 我也有個會議 I have... I've got a meeting too, so...
-好吧 -昨晚真是 - Okay. - Last night was...
-厄 真是 -難以置信 - Uh.... Was... - Was incredible.
太瘋狂了 That was crazy.
是啊 Yeah.
為了... 謝謝你 Uh, thank you for the...
為此謝謝你 Thank you for that.
我真得走了 So I'm gonna go.
出去時記得鎖門 或者別 我不知道 But lock up behind you... Or don't lo... I don't know.
你又不會偷東西 真不知道為什麼說這些 You're not gonna steal anything, are you? I don't know why I said that.
再見 Okay, bye.
再見 Bye.
崔希 我和他上床了 Trish, I slept with him.
-和哪一個 -FDR - Which one? - FDR.
太好了 你感覺怎麼樣 還能走路嗎 Oh, my God, that's awesome. How do you feel? Can you walk?
小手 不是問題 Small hands, not an issue.
我早告訴過你那不是問題 I told you it wasn't gonna be an issue.
感覺怎麼樣 How was it?
絕佳 比絕佳還好五倍 Amazing. Like five times amazing.
我不知道該怎麼辦 But I don't know what to do.
我今天下午還要見塔克 I'm supposed to go meet Tuck this afternoon.
不過昨晚過後 我有點無法面對他 But after last night, I can't see Tuck now.
不不 他們不是一直這麼對我們的嗎 No, no, they do it to us all the time, okay?
你以為葛羅瑞亞·斯特姆被關進監獄 You think Gloria Steinem got arrested and sat in jail...
你就可以為所欲為了嗎 ...so you could act like a little bitch?
我不這麼想 跳脫出來 你能擺平 I don't think so. Get out there, you get flexible.
我會下地獄的 I'm going to hell.
你不會的 即使你去了 You're not. If you go there, I'm...
我也會去接你的 I'll be there to pick you up.
好的 幫我留杯酒 Okay, save me a drink.
你有昨晚的監視錄影嗎 You got last night's surveillance tape?
我們什麼也沒錄到 We didn't get anything.
啥也沒有 We got nothing.
錄影帶卡住了 所以 The tape jammed, so.... Ha, ha.
蠢貨 現在已經資訊時代了 Boylee, it's digital, you plank.
-沒錯 能把錄影給我嗎 -可以 - Right. So can I have the disk? - Yup.
說真的 你不會想看的 Seriously, you don't wanna see it.
想不想看我說了算 非常感謝 I'll be the judge of that, thank you very much.
你看過嗎 Now, did you see this?
只看過一次 Only once.
好的 發生了什麼 Right. What happened?
福斯特探員進入了住所 Agent Foster entered the premises.
-好的 -是這樣 - All right. - Yep.
-然後呢 -哈 哈 - And? - Ha, ha.
博力 Boylee.
-然後他 -博力 接下來怎麼了 - Then he... - Boylee, what happened next?
他進入了住所 Then he entered the premises.
我明白了 夥計 我完全明白了 I got it, mate. Yeah, I totally understand.
謝謝你 夥計 Thank you very much. Cheers, mate.
睜開眼睛 Open your eyes.
我在飛 I'm flying.
傑克 Jack.
嘿 Hey.
-嗨 -瑪雅 - Hi. - Maya.
今天是週二 So it's Tuesday.
我的停飛日 My layover day?
對 沒錯 Yeah. Right. Um....
只是 It's just...
瞧 Look, l...
我真的不能這麼做 I can't really do this, um....
我遇見一個人 I met somebody.
抱歉 Sorry.
好吧 Okay.
我是怎麼了 What's happening to me?
你完全沒有自控能力 You have absolutely no self-control.
塔克 我沒想到這個 好嗎 Tuck, look, I didn't plan on this happening, okay?
是她先開始的 She's the one that initiated it in the first place.
當然是她先開始的 Well, of course she initiated.
你展示了你歡樂的大家庭 You roll out the big, happy family,
這就像給女孩看到A片 不是嗎 it's like girl porn, isn't it?
你違反了協定 You broke the rules, man.
忘了什麼協定吧 這不是遊戲 Forget the rules. Not a game anymore.
-我關心勞倫 -太好了 你也有感情 - I care for Lauren. - Great, you have affections.
-三十歲時候就發現了 -塔克 - It only took you 30 years. - Tuck.
-怎麼了 -我和她睡了 - What? - I slept with her.
我知道的一清二楚 Yeah, well, I'm well aware of that, aren't l?
睡了 我睡著了 No, slept. Fell asleep.
這在之前從沒發生過 That's never happened to me before.
好 他打家庭牌 所以我們也可以 對不對? Okay, so he wants to play family, so we'll play families. We can play families. Right?
- 對 - 好 那就打家庭牌 - All right. Uh, yeah. - Good, let's play families.
- 我不知道你什麼意思 -意思是去找個家庭給我 I don't know what that means. It means get me a family.
好 所以你們都有別名 都有自己的故事 Right, so you got your aliases. Back stories.
引人入勝的逸事 Charming anecdotes.
是嗎?奶奶 當你講我如何從 Yeah? Great. Grandma, if you could pull out
井裡就出那些失明兒童的時候 a few tears when you're telling that story...
如果你能留下幾滴眼淚 我再給你額外加50元 ...of how I rescued the blind children from the well, there's an extra 50 in it for you.
女士們 下午一點見 Right. Ladies, mental gents, I shall see you at 1300 hours.
我很高興約你約的這麼唐突你也來了 I am so glad you could make it on short notice.
我很高興來這裡 Yeah, I'm happy to be here.
他們絕對會喜歡你的 你也會喜歡他們 And they are going to absolutely love you, and you will love them.
- 我很興奮 - 我也是 天啊 你太漂亮了 I'm excited. So am I. God, you look gorgeous.
他們應該到了 介不介意我打給他們? They should be here. I'm going to give them a ring. You mind?
- 沒問題 - 好 Oh, not at all. Okay.
- 好吧 -你很美 Okay. You look gorgeous.
準備好了 Here we go boys. Here we go.
- 嗨 -她到了 Hi. There she is.
- 你好 -你好 How are you? Good. You?
他們應該三分鐘前到的 Supposed to be here three minutes ago.
我不明白 他們應該到了的 I don't understand. They should be there.
-總之他們未到 - 好吧 讓我看看出了什麼事 Yeah, well, they're not, are they? Okay, let me find out what happened.
- 終於見面了 - 是啊 Ha, ha. So, finally. Right? Yeah.
哦 廢話 Oh, bollocks.
- 他告訴你了嗎? - 什麼? So has he told you? What?
- 他名字塔克的由來 - 沒有 How he got his name. "Tuck. " No, he didn't.
不是他真正的名字 很少聽到塔克對吧 Oh, not his given name. Not at all. "Tuck. " Unusual, right?
- 是啊 - 他來了 Yeah. Yeah. Oh, here he is.
你爸爸在告訴我你綽號的由來 Hi. Your Dad was just telling me how you got your nickname.
嗨 兒子 Hello, son.
嗨 老爸 Hello, Dad.
-嗨 - 最近怎... Hello. How are-? Unh- Unh- Unh-
哦 我的... Oh, my good- Mm-mm.
真爽 Jolly good. Right.
對 我們講到一般 有天塔克走出來 Right, we're just getting to it. Old Tuckers comes down one day.
他那時10歲還是11歲 穿著條裙子 I don't know, he's 10 or 11, wearing a dress.
掀起條裙說“看 我把我的淘氣小弟弟藏了起來” Hikes it up and goes, "Oh, look. I've got me naughty bits tucked under. "
所以就叫 塔克 Hence, "Tuck. "
“我要搞自己 我要搞自己” “這個小孩怎麼了” "I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me. " "What's wrong with this boy?"
不過都不要緊了 塔克重新喜歡女人了 我們為他驕傲 But it doesn't matter because, like, we're just so proud that Tuck is into girls again.
- 終於 - 有一段時間他身邊全部都是男人 Finally. Because for a while it was all Egyptian men.
沒錯 來來往往 Yeah. "Oh, gotta have it coming and going. Please. " Whoo-woo!
男搞男 Choo-choo train.
來吧 男孩子 來搞吧 "Come on, boys, have at it. It's the navy. "
我們應該點菜了 Ahem. I think we should order.
勞倫 塔克是個好哥哥 Lauren, Tuck really is, like, a really great brother.
- 他是 - 他在我變成蕩婦之前救了我 He is. He saved me from becoming a swinger.
他救我之前 Before Tuck stepped in,
村子裡的人都叫我做“公廁” everyone in our village used to call me "The Sausage wallet. "
- 就是淫婦 - 好的 "TSW." That's a Shakespearean term for slut. Right.
你在哪找到她的? Where did you find her?
你的胸部為啥這麼凸? So, what's going on with your bits up top?
聽說是假的 不過看起來是真的 Heard they weren't real. They look real to me.
- 塔克說是假的 -什麼 Tuck said they were fake. What?
- 我沒說 我不會這麼說 -胸部 I did not. I wouldn't say- "These knockers. Oh!
- 真的好想摸摸他們 - 我不會這麼說的 Can't wait to get into them. " I wouldn't say that.
- 你有 你為啥撒謊 - 對 不過他們看起來很好 You did. Why you lying now? Yeah, but they look quite nice.
- 沒我這麼大 -等一下 有服務員嗎 Not as big as these bazookas, but... Wait, is there a waiter?
我忘記了其實我有事要做 You know what, actually, I forgot I have a commitment at work.
很高興認識你們 不過我要走了 It's been very nice meeting you all, but I have to go.
- 那你要外賣嗎 - 不要了 謝謝 You want something to go, then? No, thank you.
等等 我可以要你的手機號碼嗎 Wait, can I get your cell number?
- 天啊 - 勞倫 God. Lauren.
- 轉去6號 -正在轉 Bring up six. Bringing.
-對不起 - 那是我人生最離奇的五分鐘 Sorry about that. That was the weirdest five minutes of my life.
對不起 那些人不是我的父母 I'm sorry. Those people back there, they are not my parents.
- 你在說什麼 -他們不是我的父母 What are you talking about? They're not my parents.
- 他們不是你父母? - 不是 Those are not your parents? No.
我想讓你覺得我有一個美好家庭 我請人做了這場戲 I wanted you to think that I had a perfect family, so I hired some people.
- 你請人? - 是的 You hired people? Yes.
- 你請什麼人 - 演員 You hired what kind of people? Actors. Actors.
塔克 這真的很離譜 我不知道該說什麼 Tuck, this is just bizarre. I don't know what to say about that.
我沒有父母 我沒有家庭 I don't have any parents. I have no family.
- 什麼 - 我以為那會加印象分 What? I thought it would impress you.
所以我請了那些人 我以為很正常... Okay? That's why I hired some, because I thought that was normal. I thought-
但是你有個家庭 你有個兒子 But you have a family. You have a son.
對 Yeah.
事實上我和喬的關係很差 Okay, the truth about Joe is that my relationship with Joe is really awful.
真的很差 It's really awful.
他小的時候 關係很好 他很聽話 When he was a little boy, it was great. He was a puppy.
他很愛我 然後他長大了 我現在已經不懂怎麼接近他 He loved me to bits. Then he grew up, now I can't reach him.
他不想我和我共處 He doesn't want anything to do with me, at all.
我不想你知道 我怕尷尬 Okay? So I didn't want you to see that. It's actually very embarrassing.
所以我請人扮我的家人 我以為很正常 So I thought I'd hire a family, because I thought that was normal.
如果你要走 我完全理解 Right, look, I totally understand you needing to walk away...
如果我是你 我也會走 ...because if I were you, I'd walk away too.
- 但是我認為我需要講出真相 - 塔克 But I think- I needed to level with- Yes? Tuck.
我本來很期待今天 It's just I was really looking forward to today.
今天發生太多事了 我想我該走了 It's just been a lot, and I think I should go.
勞倫 我真的很想安全送你回家 喬已經在路上了 Lauren, I really want to get you home safe. Okay, so Joe's is just on the way.
讓我去接他 然後我送回家 Let me pick him up, and then I'll drop you straight off after.
- 好 - 謝謝 Okay. Thank you.
媽媽 我來了 Hey, Mom, I'm coming!
嘿 斯博力 你好嗎 來抱一個 Hey, Spudley, how you doing? Come on, give us a cuddle.
你好 Hello.
這是我的朋友 勞倫 This is my friend Lauren.
我還以為富蘭克叔叔是你唯一的朋友呢 I thought Uncle Frank was your only friend.
誰是富蘭克叔叔 Who's Uncle Frank?
那是 哈哈 恩 Yes. Ha, ha. Um.... Ahem.
他是對的 他是我工作上唯一的朋友 He's right. He is my only friend from work.
勞倫是我的新朋友 But this is my new friend. Lauren.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hi.
你們今天下午準備做什麼 Hey, what are you two doing this afternoon?
我工作上需要一點説明 I need some help with work.
-你們正好能幫上忙 -不要 - You could be the men for the job. - No.
-是嗎 -聽上去很不錯 - Yeah? - That sounds great.
-舉起手來 -不 Hands up. - No.
有一個女人 Now I've got a woman.
她對我施展了魔法 She's got a magic spell on me.
轉到六號監視器 Go to sat cam 6.
勞倫 再見 Bye, Lauren.
你好 Hello.
有一個女人 Now I've got a woman.
他利用了孩子 He just used the kid.
他利用了孩子 He used the kid.
也許我們也可以給你借個孩子 借一天 Maybe we could get you a kid, sir. For a day.
-你有路子嗎 -有 - You know a guy? - I know a guy.
不 No.
她對我施展了魔法 She's got a magic spell on me.
我今天過得很開心 謝謝你 I had a really fantastic day today, thank you very much.
我也是 So did I.
晚安 Good night.
我不在乎反復無常 I got no beef with repetition.
進來吧 進來 Go inside. Go inside the house.
你不會想看的 上帝啊 You don't wanna see the... Oh, my God.
我不在乎反復無常 I got no beef with repetition.
接五號攝像頭 Bring up 5.
-他們人呢 -接三號 - Where did they go? - Bring up 3.
塔克 我們得談談 Tuck, we need to talk.
一會兒 In a little bit.
完蛋 他把攝像頭全搞壞了 It's dead. He's killing our bugs.
接四號 Bring up 4.
七號占線 There goes 7.
不能這樣 This is so bad.
但感覺太誘惑了 But it feels so good.
完蛋了 We're dead, sir.
是的 完蛋了 Yeah, we are.
塔克 Tuck.
塔克 塔克 抱歉 Tuck. Tuck, I'm sorry.
我不是這種人 I'm not this kind of girl.
我知道你是哪種女人 I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
所以我才徹底愛上你 And that's why I've completely fallen in love with you.
該死 Damn.
那邊英軍入侵了吧 I think that's the new British Invasion what happened there
就是這麼回事 that's what that was.
-我感覺跟焦慮症發作似的 -呼吸 - I feel like I'm having a panic attack. - Breathe.
吸氣呼氣 過來坐下 Breathe in and breathe out, and come sit down.
你覺得有沒有可能同樣愛兩個人 Do you think it's possible to love two people equally?
愛 可能 Love, yes.
愛上 不可能 Be in love, no.
你不知如何是好的時候怎麼辦 What do you do when you don't know what to do?
我問鮑勃 I ask Bob.
你老公 鮑勃 Your husband, Bob?
-你家鮑勃嗎 -沒錯 - "Bob" Bob? - Yeah.
當然 我知道他又肥又可笑 I mean, I know he's fat and ridiculous,
但他還是我的糟老頭子 but he's my fat...and my ridiculous.
我喜歡跟他在一起 And I like the way that I am with him.
-媽媽 你會修這個嗎 -寶貝 - Mom, could you fix this? - Hey, buddy.
不要選擇好點的男人 Don't choose the better guy.
選擇能讓你變得更好的男人 Choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl.
-對不對 -對 - Right? - Right.
我愛你 I love you?
騙女人上床很犀利的表白 Pretty fancy words to get the girl in bed.
好極了 幹得好 漂亮 Bravo. Well done. Good performance.
我沒指望你能理解 I don't expect you to understand.
為什麼不直接認輸呢 Why can't you just admit you lost?
我沒輸 I didn't.
我進展一直很順利 I was doing well until
直到你頂著烏黑秀髮露著潔白的大牙出現 you turned up with your big hair and your white teeth.
一如平常 As per usual.
別忘了 是我先發現她的 Let's not forget, yes, I did find her first.
沒錯 但她愛的是我 塔克 Yeah, but she fell for me, Tuck.
她愛的是我 你總慢一拍不是我的錯 She fell for me. It's not my fault you're always a step behind.
我慢你一拍 If I'm only a step behind,
是因為我要給你收拾爛攤子 it's because I'm cleaning up after you.
你知道嗎 Do you know what?
勞倫選誰我管不著 I couldn't give a monkey who Lauren chooses between us.
但是 你我 But this, what we had....
-什麼 -到此為止 - Yeah, what? - It's over.
我已經跟科林斯申請轉調了 I already asked Collins for a transfer.
勞倫 你好 還好嗎 Lauren. How are you? Are you well?
我很好 Hi. Oh, I'm pretty good.
-好 -你有時間嗎 - Good. - Are you busy?
-不 不 我就在上班 -是嗎 - No, no, I'm just at work. - Oh yeah?
沒什麼忙的 說實話 有點無聊 Oh, nothing much. A bit boring, to be honest.
你知道第三大街那家新開的店嗎 Do you know that new place on Third?
知道 I know it very well.
能在那兒見一面嗎 Can you meet me there?
我半小時之後到 I can be there in half an hour.
好的 午飯見 Okay. I'll see you for lunch then.
十分樂意 That would be lovely.
-一會兒見 -好的 寶貝 - I'll see you there. - All right, my love.
-再見 -再見 - Bye. - Bye.
她給你打電話了 She called you.
我該走了 夥計 Gotta go, mate.
我也得收拾東西走人 Have to pack up anyway.
幸運水瓶 Lucky water bottle.
不管怎麼說 她都是個好母親 Anyway, she is a brilliant mother.
幹什麼呢 What are you doing?
看塔克昨晚的錄影呢 Watching last night's surveillance video on Tuck.
這一頁該翻過去了 夥計 她走了 Time to close the books on that one, Dickerman. She got away.
好吧 迪克 見時再見吧 All right, Dick, I'll see you when I see you.
今天我真的很開心 謝謝你 I had a really fantastic day today. Thank you very, very much.
-我也是 很開心 -是的 - So did I. It was fun. - It was.
我 I, well....
-往回倒一倒 -對 那 - Scroll back for a second. - Yeah, so...
-放大 -那裡嗎 - Now zoom in. - There?
不 不 背景那裡 No, no, on the background.
定位然後放大 Freeze that and enhance.
是海因裡希 That's Heinrich.
他出現了 我得去找塔克 He's here. I have to get Tuck.
你打電話給我 我真的很高興 I'm really glad you called.
真沒想到 很出乎意料 I didn't expect you to. It was a surprise.
-是嗎 -是的 - Really? - Yeah.
我就喜歡意想不到 Which is great, because I love surprises.
是嗎 老天 我不喜歡 You do? Gosh, I don't.
通常會比較糟糕 Usually, they turn out more bad than...
老天 Good grief.
FDR 你怎麼 FDR, what are you...?
抱歉 塔克 這是我朋友FDR I'm sorry. Tuck, this is my friend FDR.
FDR 這是塔克 FDR, this is Tuck.
你好 認識你很高興 Hello, it's lovely to meet you.
認識你很高興 Lovely to meet you.
-你是英國人嗎 -是的 - Are you British? - Yes, I am.
太不幸了 That's a crying shame.
-什麼意思 -沒什麼 - Why? - Oh, no reason.
你的手 很淑女 不是嗎 You have... You have very gentle hands, don't you?
-很強勁 -很淑女 - Strong hands. - Gentle hands.
很強勁 Strong hands.
很淑女 感覺像握著一塊三文魚 Gentle hands. It's like holding a salmon.
抱歉 我得去... Can you excuse me for just a second? I'm just gonna, um....
稍等一會兒 Just a minute, for a second.
幫我點杯酒 Order me a drink.
我馬上回來 In a shot. I'll be right back.
好堅硬 Oh, so horny.
-你好 -崔希 - Hello. - Trish.
他倆撞上了 你快來 我快不行了 They're both here. You gotta get over here. I'm hyperventilating.
跟你說了別腳踏兩隻船 I told you you shouldn't date two guys at the same time.
什麼 What?
你無法像男人那樣 You have neither the grace
願賭服輸 是不是 nor the humility to lose like a man, do you?
海因裡希現身了 It's Heinrich.
他就在洛杉磯 我們得馬上行動 He's in L.A. We have to get on it right now.
你真行 真的 You know, you are incredible. Really, you are.
我得向您脫帽致敬 真行 I have to take my hat off to you. This is impressive.
-聽我說 -把你的手拿開 - Listen to me. - You take your hands off me.
我沒... This is not...
-塔克 塔克 -把手拿開 夥計 - Tuck. Tuck. - Take your hand off me, mate.
行嗎 Yeah?
-行 好吧 -你去哪 你去哪 - Yeah, all right. - Where you going? Hey, where you going?
你可以的 You can do this.
你是個自信的女人 能處理好突發事件 You are a confident woman who can deal with conflict.
我要暈倒了 I'm gonna pass out.
這東西一直在我門牙上嗎 Has that been on my teeth the whole time?
徑直走出去 告訴他們你的決定 Get out there. Tell them your decision.
他們很理智 They're rational.
也許能成為朋友 They may even become friends.
說不定就握下手 They'll probably just shake hands.
咪咪上全是汗 My boobs are sweating.
在坎達哈我就該找機會幹掉你 I should have killed you in Kandahar when I had the chance.
什麼 你開玩笑嗎 夥計 What? Were you having a laugh, mate?
要不是我你在坎達哈早完蛋了 夥計 I was the only thing keeping you alive in Kandahar, mate.
我是你唯一的朋友 I was your only friend.
朋友 Friend?
-你們倆認識 -勞倫 - You two know each other? - Well, Lauren....
-你們倆認識 -是的 - You two know each other? - Yes.
這算什麼 打賭嗎 遊戲嗎 What was this? Some sort of bet? Some sort of game?
看看誰先搞到女人 To see who could get the girl first?
-不 不 不 -勞倫 - No, no, no. - Lauren...
-聽我解釋 -聽我解釋 - Let me explain. - Let me explain.
-我是真心 -不 事實上你 - I'm really... - No, actually you've done...
-勞倫 聽我說 -閉嘴 - Lauren, listen... - Shut up.
我這麼相信你 I trusted you.
勞倫 勞倫 Lauren. Lauren.
事實更糟 他們倆認識 It's worse. They know each other.
-什麼 -我不知道他們倆怎麼會認識 - What? - I don't know how.
我出來之後 他們說他們是朋友 I got... I walked in and they said they were friends.
給 喝點這個 Here, drink this.
老天 這是什麼 Oh, my God, what is that?
伏特加果汁雞蛋酒 It's a screwdriver.
算是伏特加吧 It's mostly vodka.
但裡面肯定加了蘋果汁 But I'm sure there's some apple juice
或者其他什麼東西 or something in there from somewhere.
我跟個傻子似的 還以為他們真在乎我 I feel like an idiot. I thought they cared.
能不能快點離開這 Can we get out?
好 我們就去酒吧 Yeah, sure, we could just go to a bar...
怎麼回事 What...?
-老天 -怎麼回事 - Oh, my God. - What...?
抱歉 有什麼我可以幫忙嗎 Excuse me. Is there something I can help you with?
-快把鑰匙給他 -我要是不是車 - Just give him your keys. - I don't want the car.
是你男朋友們 I want your boyfriends.
別跟我說話 夥計 Don't talk to me, mate.
以後再也別跟我說話 別 In fact, don't ever talk to me again. Don't...
那是莎黛 Is that Sade?
不排除是莎黛 哥們 上帝 Sade is not exclusive, my friend. Jesus.
-瞧瞧 -開揚聲器 - Ah, look. - Put it on speaker.
好吧 All right.
勞倫 為剛才的事 Hi, Lauren, I'm really,
我真的真的很抱歉 really sorry about what happened.
勞倫 我是FDR Lauren, it's FDR.
剛才的事真的很抱歉 I am so sorry about what happened.
你能不能閉嘴 Would you just be quiet?
說不定她是想跟我說話 Come on, maybe she wants to talk to me.
那她怎麼沒打你電話 Why didn't she call your phone then?
-我怎麼知道 -閉嘴 - I don't know. - Shut up.
你閉嘴 You shut up.
-勞倫 -不 你倆閉嘴 - Lauren... - No, you shut up.
你們兩人來聖佩德羅的22號倉庫 You two come alone unarmed
不許帶武器 to Warehouse 22 in San Pedro.
否則我就殺了你漂亮的女朋友和她朋友 Or I'll have to kill your pretty girlfriend and her friend.
如果一英里內我看到任何員警 I see any police, any agent within a mile...
你就準備給她收屍吧 ...you get her head in the mail.
給你一個小時 Be there in an hour.
如果我們去倉庫 If we go to that warehouse,
咱們都活不了 she's not walking out and neither are we.
那是什麼 What is that?
GPS 我在她身上放了跟蹤器 GPS. I put a sat-tracker on her.
你竟然在她身上放跟蹤器 You put a sat-tracker on her?
-我就是放了 你沒放嗎 -沒有 - Of course I did, didn't you? - No.
我才不會在她身上放跟蹤器 I didn't put a sat-tracker on her.
太不道德了 我在她手機上放的 That's immoral. I put one on her cell phone.
-開車去 塔克 -沒問題 - Steal this car, Tuck. - Got it.
-謝謝 -她在威尼斯路東向行駛 - Thank you. - She's heading eastbound on Venice.
-別搞砸了 -你別搞砸了 - Try not to screw this up. - You try not to.
別再重複我的話 Stop repeating everything that I say.
FDR 目標不動了 FDR, target is holding steady.
相距一英里 One mile to contact.
塔克 不對 確切地說是0.8英里 Tuck, negative, 0.8 miles to be precise.
靠近點 我直接跳進車裡 Get me close. I'm gonna pull a Monte Carlo.
不行 路太窄沒有角度 你只能從斜後方跳過去 Negative, we don't have the angle. You're gonna have to do a reverse Karachi.
行 靠近點就好 Fine. Just get me close.
不 你幹什麼 不 No! What are you doing? No!
-崔希 -搞定 - Trish! - Got it.
該死 Shit!
快開車 混蛋 Drive, you idiot!
怎麼回事 What the hell is going on?
我坦白 我不是旅行社代理 I'm gonna be honest. I am not a travel agent.
-是嗎 -我不是遊輪船長 - Really? - I'm not a cruise ship captain.
該死 No shit.
老天爺 Oh, my God!
老天 Oh, God.
你來開車 Grab the wheel, please.
姑娘 我見識過你開車 握好方向盤 Girl, I've seen you drive. Take the wheel.
我不開這種車 I'm not gonna drive this car.
-調頭 -該死 - Turn around. - Shit!
塔克 Tuck!
想死你了 I missed you.
我就知道 我也想死你了 I know. I've missed you too.
-愛死你了 哥們 -我也愛你 - I love you, man. - Love you too.
我們來了 We're back.
老天 我成電燈泡了 Oh, my God. I'm Yoko.
下午好 我是蘇珊·沃什 Good afternoon, I'm Susan Walsh
現在為您直播 coming to you live from the studio....
-媽媽 -什麼事 - Mom. - Yeah?
那是爸爸嗎 Is that Dad?
-他們要去哪 -310高速南向行駛 - Where are they going? - Headed south on the 310 Freeway.
那高速路沒修完呢 But that freeway's incomplete.
三百英尺 二百 沒路了 300 feet, 200. They're running out of road.
我希望你能原諒他 勞倫 I hope you can forgive him, Lauren.
他是我認識的最好的人 He's the best man I know.
胡扯 夥計 Bollocks, mate.
你們倆才是天生一對 You two belong to each other.
真的 你倆才是一對 You really do, you belong to each other.
謝謝 塔克 她已經選擇了 Thank you, Tuck, she's already made her choice.
沒有 我沒有 No. No, I didn't.
-你沒有 -你沒有 - You didn't? - You didn't?
什麼 What?
不 我是說 我是做了選擇 但是 No, I mean, I did, but...
鑒於發生的一切 我覺得 In light of everything I found out, I feel...
塔克 Tuck.
-是防彈車 -車頭燈 - It's bulletproof. - The lights.
打車頭燈 Shoot the headlights.
2006年後款型都是車前安全氣囊 Front-impact airbag deployment in all models after 2006.
-你還好嗎 -還好 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
很好 Good.
我沒事 I'm okay.
好吧 去開個房吧 All right, get a room.
我們不清楚事故緣由 We do not know how it started.
我覺得他不是旅行社代理 I don't think he's a travel agent.
該事件涉及德國恐怖組織 It may have involved a German terrorist group
和兩名聯邦調查員 as well as two federal agents.
我給您檢查一下吧 先生 Let me take a look at that, sir?
不用 我很好 No, I'm fine.
我本想告訴你的 所以才約你出來 I was gonna tell you. That's why I asked you out.
恩 沒關係 我 Yeah, it's okay. I, um....
沒關係 沒關係 我能理解 It's good. It's good. I understand.
-好 -沒關係 - Okay. - It's good.
喬知道嗎 Does Joe know about this?
不知道 No.
不 還不知道 但他馬上就知道了 No, not yet, but I think he will in a minute.
好吧 All right.
我該 我可能該 我該走了 I should... I should probably... I should probably head off.
好的 Okay.
好 Good.
保重 Take care.
塔克 Hey, Tuck.
我會做好善後的 I'll, uh, take care of all this.
謝謝 Thank you.
沒什麼 All right.
咱們 咱們辦公室再見吧 I'll see you... I'll see you in the office?
不 No.
戰場上見 夥計 I'll see you in the field, mate.
-來 -來 - Come here, you. - Come here, you.
-我愛你 -我也愛你 - I love you. - I love you too.
-你永遠是我的親人 -你也是 - You're family always and forever. - Yeah. So are you.
多保重 好好照顧她 Take care. You take care of her.
那 So....
我把這些都合計起來 So when I added it all up
把比分加起來 結果是 and I crunched all the numbers, it was a...
不許再想了 Shh. No more thinking.
你要讓我後悔做的決定 是不是 You're gonna make me regret this, aren't you?
用你的後半生考驗我吧 For the rest of your life.
看到了嗎 我贏了 Did you see that? You see, it worked.
我贏了 看到了嗎 It worked. You see that?
跟你說什麼來著 What'd I tell you? Hm?
開心嗎 好 去穿鞋吧 You happy? All right, go get your sneakers. Go on.
你沒記住我的話 You're not listening to me.
哥們 能跟你簡單說幾句嗎 Mate, can I have a quick word with you?
就這樣 站好 That's it, stand up.
一個勇士曾告訴我 A brave man once said to me,
我幫你打掉了你的弱點 所以才痛 "Pain is weakness leaving the body."
再見 弱點 Bye, weakness.
弱點被打掉了 Weakness leaving the body.
去吧 跟小夥伴說會兒話 You go on. Talk to your friends for a bit.
這麼說你不是旅行社代理 So you're not a travel agent?
不是 No.
這才是我 This is me.
你好 我是凱蒂 Hi, um, I'm Katie.
你好 我是塔克 見到你很高興 Hello. I'm Tuck. Pleased to meet you.
-塔克 -對 是的 - Tuck? - That's right. Yeah.
見到你很高興 So nice to meet you. Finally.
-你餓了嗎 -有點 - You hungry? - Yes, I am.
出去吃個飯怎麼樣 家庭聚餐 Well, you wanna get some dinner? As a family?
好 好的 Yes, yes, I would.
好的 Okay, good.
好啦 寶貝 該走了 Okay, bud, time to go.
你好 Hello?
寶貝 你在用無線電降落傘 是不是 Hey, babe, you're using the vector chute, right?
是的 Yeah, of course.
它是用的高強度纖維和三重安全裝置 It's got high-tensile fiber and triple-secure locking features.
所有指標都是滿分 It gets fives across the board.
老天 最愛聽你說我聽不懂的話了 Oh, God, I love it when you talk dirty.
奶奶明天的晚宴 Ha, ha. Oh, Nana's tomorrow night.
別忘讓塔克叫上凱蒂和喬 Don't forget to tell Tuck to bring Katie and Joe.
奶奶明天的晚宴 Hey, Nana's tomorrow night,
你是在跟奶奶講話嗎 Is that Nana you're talking to?
不是 No.
跟他說了嗎 Did you tell him yet?
-這就說 -祝你好運 - I'm just about to. - Good luck.
我愛你 寶貝 I love you, baby.
-我愛你 寶貝 -再見 - I love you, baby. - Bye.
我要給你辦史上最棒的單身派對 Ah! I'm gonna throw you the best bachelorette party ever!
你確定咱們要這樣嗎 Are you sure that we should do this?
我什麼時候給你帶錯過路嗎 Have I ever, ever, ever steered you wrong?
-哥們 -什麼事 - Brother. - Yo.
我向勞倫求婚了 I asked Lauren to marry me.
你當我伴郎吧 Will you be my best man?
-快助跑跳 -你沒問題 - Jump run! - Hey, you're good.
我知道你跟她睡過什麼的 I know it's a little awkward with
有點尷尬 但是 you having slept with her and everything, but....
別擔心 勞倫甚至連 Don't worry about it, Lauren didn't even...
我只是覺得老天很公平 不是嗎 I just think it's poetic justice, right?
什麼意思 What is?
我一直想告訴你 Well, I've been meaning to tell you this for a while,
我跟凱蒂上過床 but I slept with Katie.
就一次 很久以前 你們倆還不認識 Once. Long time ago. Before you guys even knew each other.
你睡過我老婆 Slept with my wife?
不是 你那時還不認識她 She wasn't. You didn't know her.
你睡過我老婆 You slept with my wife?
很久以前的事了 哥們 It was a long time ago, man.
我都沒有睡過勞倫 I never even slept with Lauren.
-什麼 -我沒跟勞倫上床 - What? - I never slept with Lauren!
沒有 我只是讓你以為上過床 No, I only let you think that, right?
讓你嫉妒 Think that, to make you jealous.
你從沒跟勞倫上過床 You never slept with Lauren?
你睡了我老婆 You slept with my wife!