"Bushy Hare" (1950) subtitles by bludingutz
[Bugs Bunny singing] Open up that Golden Gate
California, here I come!
While strolling troo da park one daaaay
In da merry month of Maaaay
I was taken by surprise
By a pair of roguish eye---
eye...
ay...
ay, yi...
ay, yi, yi!
[Italian accent] Ah, leetle rabbit-a
Please hold-a da balloons 'til I tie da shoelace?
Oh, suuure, doc!
You can't be too careful about shoelaces, doc
You can trip and break a leg
I read where dere's more accidents in the home than on the highway
People slipping on soap in da bath tub
Some people get dizzy on ladders
too high for 'em
Yeah, I'm like that
I'm scared to death of high places
Yipe!
[Bugs singing] How dry I aaaaaammmm...
Nobody knoooooows...
How dry I aaaaaaaaaam
And I am dry, too
I got cotton in my mouth!
Provisions runnin' low...
Down to my last carrot...
Somethin's gotta happen pretty soon!
[sound of tires squealing] [Thump!]
Heh...
And I always thought that story about storks was just a gag
[kissing sounds]
Hey! Don't! Put me doowwwn!
Stop it!
Cut it ooooout!
I'm not your baby, lady
I'm a full-grown rabbit!
It's a case of mistaken indemnity, yeah
Well, nice meeting ya
Hasty banana!
[ mother kangaroo sobbing in background]
Awwww...
I'm sorry...
Mother
Me an' my big fat mouth!
[Bugs' muffled voice] Hey, let me outta here!
[Bugs' muffled voice] I'm scared of the daaark!
Inga-binga, a-bungaa!
[Bugs screaming in muffled voice]
[Boink! Boink! Boink!....]
Look, lady...
I don't mind being your baby, if it'll make you happy...
But that pouch deal is out!
Hmmm! A little early for mosquitos!
Well, like I was sayin', Mater...
I'll do my own walking...
I'm a big boy now!
[WHAP!]
[Thump!]
Look, muddah...
If you wanna chastise me, try psy-chology
And let's git rid of this t'ing...
That t'ing could give ya a conclusion of da brain!
[WHAP!!!!]
I........
AAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Ehhhh...
What's up, doc?
WHHHHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA
KALINKA!!!
Unga-bunga-bunga!
Unga-bunga-bunga!!!
UNGA-BUNGA-BUNGAAAA!!!
Unga-bunga-bunga Inga-binga-binga Buuuuunga!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What'd I say?
What'd I say??
[native growling and grunting]
Now look, Nature Boy, don't give me no trouble!
[BONK!]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Yow!!!
Oh!!
Ya got me, Nature Boy!
Right in my epiglottis
Oh, aaagony, agony!
Just go away, an' let me die in pieces!
[Nature boy laughing and grunting evilly]
Why, you.......
[Thump!]
[Nature Boy laughing in muffled voice]
Hmm! How nature boy can you get?
[Ploink!]
Duh-eeeee!
Gosh, Nature...
I didn't know you caaaared!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
[Nature Boy screaming unintelligibly, fading in and out]
Coming, Mother!
[Scuffling sounds and yelling]
WHAP! (whistling falling sound)
*Splash*
Gee, it's swell of ya to give me a lift!
It woulda been an awfull long swim!
Hoist the jib's'l!
Stow the mizzenmast!
Batten down the hatches!
I did batten 'em down!
Well, batten 'em down again! 114
We'll teach those hatches!